Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 5: They're some producers. You've got to help him out. Put
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Speaker 4: I remember, Yeah, I don't know what they've done, taken
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Speaker 5: Stuff like this is push cost you out.
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Speaker 3: Come on, well, there's already a rift in here with
Speaker 3: the producers because some of us are going to the
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Speaker 4: Okay, you want to get into this, Well.
Speaker 3: If they're going to be birthing me ol verse them.
Speaker 4: Guys.
Speaker 5: Do you know that Man of the People Jack is
Speaker 5: in a corporate box with a rival radio station, mister
Speaker 5: Fox fam Okay, you and.
Speaker 4: Cody I was on this, sh.
Speaker 3: It's not that bad. I'm in the Fox footy box.
Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. It's got Fox on there. Okay, you're
Speaker 5: a guy, you Fox weasel.
Speaker 3: I tried to so we when we did the partnership
Speaker 3: with Fox Footy a couple of years ago. Doing one
Speaker 3: last game, I kept the girl's number who was doing
Speaker 3: all the organized it, and.
Speaker 4: Got Steph's number.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so every now and again, I don't try to
Speaker 3: overuse it. But is there any tickets for the game? Oh?
Speaker 3: Look at me, my luck? When some corporate box.
Speaker 4: Tickets must be nice. It must be nice up there
Speaker 4: with volivants in the game.
Speaker 3: And now I tried to extend that what I got off.
Speaker 3: Yes I did, But.
Speaker 4: You are not an extender. You're not an extender.
Speaker 3: I said, two tickets, amazing, two tickets, Yes, I'd love
Speaker 3: two tickets.
Speaker 4: But but if Tom is a diehard Bombers fan, you
Speaker 4: know he.
Speaker 3: Said if there were more, I would love.
Speaker 5: If there was more. You don't say I'm going to
Speaker 5: need more. Can I have some more?
Speaker 4: You have not asked. You're the guy who pulls the
Speaker 4: ladder up.
Speaker 3: I did not pull the ladder up just by coincidence.
Speaker 3: There's a large spread of Essenon and Carlton fans in
Speaker 3: my life, and I would love to bring more. The merrier,
Speaker 3: but rio rio's go into the game. Yeah, in the
Speaker 3: normal sense, would you have taken us? Because when you
Speaker 3: were talking about this early in the week. It really
Speaker 3: sounded like you were trying to get tickets for your
Speaker 3: other friends, not for your work friends. You know what
Speaker 3: I mean, There's there's many opportunities. Say if I got
Speaker 3: two more tickets a.
Speaker 5: Politician, you know, they don't answer the question, what does
Speaker 5: that even mean?
Speaker 4: There's many opportunities to be on level three?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I would have taken the guys who always
Speaker 3: go to Esslon games with I would have made sure
Speaker 3: that they were secure. And then if there was a
Speaker 3: few more tickets, yeah, you know, I might have bought
Speaker 3: my brother.
Speaker 4: And just as why.
Speaker 5: We're not the Titanic, isn't it team? Because we're freezing
Speaker 5: in that ocean. We're getting that lifeboat with him?
Speaker 3: It Step said, for like, for instance, hey you have
Speaker 3: fifty the box, then come on, come on, everybody's welcome.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I'm going to message this the
Speaker 4: tickets that I've no.
Speaker 3: One message Step and I know Tom tried to as well.
Speaker 3: If she feels too much heat coming her way and
Speaker 3: she's going to shut off the tap.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: Talking about the footy, I don't if you saw you
Speaker 5: couldn't even call it a game that is one of
Speaker 5: the in my five years as a very new footy fan, is.
Speaker 4: A dire situation.
Speaker 5: Last night, the streaker was the only moment of excitement.
Speaker 3: I think it's been. I can't remember the last time
Speaker 3: I saw zero a quarter time jack it was.
Speaker 5: I kept watching, so I thought, you never know, he
Speaker 5: can change in a moment. A game, can suddly it
Speaker 5: set it down on fire, so that there's bounderby. There's
Speaker 5: got to be a better quarter in this. No, there
Speaker 5: wasn't the streaker though you don't see a streaker these days.
Speaker 4: It ran the entire length of the.
Speaker 5: Scg, evaded all security. We talk before on the show
Speaker 5: about how laxual show security is, and then just hop
Speaker 5: back into the crowd and disappeared.
Speaker 3: So he got away with it, got away.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was no one caught the streaker. I don't
Speaker 4: even know.
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what though, what I mean, AFL should
Speaker 5: have seen that last night. And if I'm Gil, what
Speaker 5: is in his last season? Make that happen at every
Speaker 5: game if it gets boring, gets get your hang out
Speaker 5: run up there.
Speaker 3: Maybe it was Gil's idea.
Speaker 4: It might have been Gil. It might the guy did
Speaker 4: have a good head of hair. I mean it may
Speaker 4: have been last season. Why not.
Speaker 5: It's got nothing to lose now to liven up a
Speaker 5: Duller game, all right, So let's do double thumbs up
Speaker 5: with this Every Friday, we talk about the things were
Speaker 5: into at the moment.
Speaker 4: Jackie Boy, what's it for you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll mention the best modern sketch show at the
Speaker 3: moment is I think you should leave as back as
Speaker 3: the back season three. It's on Netflix. I've watched episode
Speaker 3: one of season three good, just as good as the
Speaker 3: other seasons. If you haven't seen it, I think you
Speaker 3: should lose. It's insane, it's so good. And then I'm
Speaker 3: closer to home. The Australian comedy trio Aunt Donnie Auntie
Speaker 3: Donna have their skitch show on ABC I view and
Speaker 3: I've been catching up on that Anti Donna's Coffee Cafe.
Speaker 4: For me once a TV show on SBS.
Speaker 5: Whenever you talk about that you've seen a show on SBS,
Speaker 5: do you also think you've done something worth while?
Speaker 4: Yes? I do. It's that b Broccoli SBS.
Speaker 5: So you know we loved the Australian version of A
Speaker 5: Live There's a great show that you can watch the
Speaker 5: whole season. You don't have to wait for an episode
Speaker 5: every single week. It's based on the real life story
Speaker 5: of the Sas. It's called sas Roque Heroes. It's a
Speaker 5: brilliant dramatization of how the Sas originally founded on the
Speaker 5: Second World War. From a book that's a great book
Speaker 5: I really recommend if you're interested in that called bar
Speaker 5: by Ben McIntyre.
Speaker 4: The show.
Speaker 5: It's the same right and produce as Peaky Blinders. If
Speaker 5: any of you saw Peaky Blinders. It's got that same
Speaker 5: energy to It's very very good. It's called sa Rogue Heroes.
Speaker 5: And if you like me, you know lighting a fire
Speaker 5: indo on him or outdoors. I've recently found this company.
Speaker 5: They're in Brunswick. They're called Wheely good Wood.
Speaker 4: Get this. They turn up with a wheel, big free wood.
Speaker 3: I've seen him.
Speaker 5: Someone told me about it the other week. So they
Speaker 5: turn up with you can have like different sizes of wood.
Speaker 5: Where you've got we've got quite a small little fireplace.
Speaker 5: You can get like a double split wood. You can
Speaker 5: get your bigger logs, you can get your kindling. But
Speaker 5: you turn up they turn up with they give you
Speaker 5: a wheelibin and then all they do is they top up.
Speaker 5: You just message them or you can email them and
Speaker 5: they will refill the wheelibin. You can keep it outside
Speaker 5: or indoors.
Speaker 4: Great idea.
Speaker 3: What happened to your illegal hookup for wood? Remember that
Speaker 3: shady guy who would drop off half.
Speaker 5: Three years ago? Some people I believe who were in
Speaker 5: between stretchers. I think inside the Big House that number
Speaker 5: has been cut off, and I try to call it,
Speaker 5: and you know, when you go back in, I'm not
Speaker 5: surprised he's back.
Speaker 4: At the Big House wherever he got this word from.
Speaker 4: They found him, they put him back in the Big House.
Speaker 5: And then the other thing I must recommend is tomorrow,
Speaker 5: I'm working in a shop. My wife and I are
Speaker 5: working a shop together. We've never done us before in
Speaker 5: her life. It is going to be a bumpy ride.
Speaker 5: My wife said, why don't we got for dinner?
Speaker 4: Afterwards? I said, I think we might have spent enough
Speaker 4: time together. You know, working in a shop together, it's
Speaker 4: a long time for us together. The strength of this
Speaker 4: relationship is every morning I'm not with you. We need
Speaker 4: that time apart.
Speaker 5: That's why we survived twenty five years. Certainly, mushing us
Speaker 5: together for an entire day working in a shop which
Speaker 5: you'd never done before. We're looking after a friend shop.
Speaker 5: It does really nice homeware, so I think it's how
Speaker 5: you call it. And I do need to brush up
Speaker 5: on this sorday because my wife said, you'll give me
Speaker 5: up the matre Daler. I'm not allowed near the till
Speaker 5: I'm to sell, greet people as they come in. It's
Speaker 5: only a little shop called Icos on Hampstontery unto greet people.
Speaker 5: And then once she's done the transaction, I'm to wrap.
Speaker 5: I'm doing the wrapping, but the wrapping when you're in
Speaker 5: a shot, I don't know, but the people expect that
Speaker 5: to be done really well.
Speaker 3: For somebody like you got to make it perfect.
Speaker 4: No you don't.
Speaker 5: You don't have some clunk like me. You know whether
Speaker 5: there's too much left over. It's all lumpy and there's
Speaker 5: like bits missing on the on one side. That's me
Speaker 5: to tape as well. It's basically wrapped in tape. Okay,
Speaker 5: that's tomorrow. I Costs homework shop on Hampton Street. If
Speaker 5: you want to come and say he you don't have
Speaker 5: to buy anything. I'll be there with my wife Sarah
Speaker 5: will be one's bickering.
Speaker 1: There but Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Now Patsy is.
Speaker 3: Off sick, makes you get well soon?
Speaker 5: Yeah, right, she left me this message yesterday. Okay, so
Speaker 5: that was the list. It's left this on my phone.
Speaker 5: Couldn't be bothered to call me, but happy just.
Speaker 4: To leave this.
Speaker 6: Hey mate, I've just been speaking to Tom.
Speaker 1: I'm still not clearly one hundred percent.
Speaker 5: So now in radio, we have this thing now with
Speaker 5: chat GPT where we can actually zoom in an audio
Speaker 5: and where originally the year can't hear everything that's in
Speaker 5: the background. When we use now chat GPT, we can
Speaker 5: zoom into that piece of audio and actually hears some
Speaker 5: things that are barely in the background. So we've now
Speaker 5: had zoom into that message and we can hear some
Speaker 5: stuff that we're very a lower register that a certain
Speaker 5: part of your ear drum, the cochlear can't hear. But
Speaker 5: have listened to the same message now and you can
Speaker 5: really hear what's going on in the background.
Speaker 1: Oh hey mate, I've just been speaking to Tom.
Speaker 4: I'm still not clearly.
Speaker 1: I'm delirious.
Speaker 7: There is no point in me coming in and potentially
Speaker 7: giving it to everyone else.
Speaker 3: Paging Patrina Jones it's your future of Manorita is ready
Speaker 3: for collection.
Speaker 8: They're having another list and becoming bout or comes firing
Speaker 8: on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I'm delirious, all right, I'll talk to you lady may.
Speaker 4: Ye oh god, I see there is throwing up at
Speaker 4: the end there.
Speaker 3: It's amazing what a I can do now?
Speaker 4: This is yeah, it is all right. It's the time,
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Speaker 5: Who's on stage at Bakefest twenty three, Well, it's from
Speaker 5: me eighties. It is Adam and the Croissants, Gold, Motley
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to walk in the bakers the Lada
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Speaker 5: One bag of Couton's please with the weekend, Sir Creuton
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Speaker 3: Gold wheat loaf gold.
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Speaker 3: Powder finger bunwe yeah, silver scone, bon Jovi very good,
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Speaker 5: We're looking for your bakery mans. On the extra time
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Speaker 3: I didn't know you'd pick you as a Monty crew man.
Speaker 4: I don't mind a bit of money Crue, but I
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Speaker 5: We should have you know, we did like a Backstreet
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Speaker 5: Putting the Canaries on a Tuesday November, I think all right.
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Speaker 5: Who's that Stephen Harris, well done, Macaron five silver, Elvis
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Speaker 5: thirty this morning.
Speaker 4: It is te movie. That's it. It's a couple of
Speaker 4: tea movies, T movies A late thirty.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 5: We were just marking your exit time waiters, which were
Speaker 5: bakery bands and join that abreak. Jack just dropped what
Speaker 5: I would say is a stone cold killer fact to
Speaker 5: do with bread and one of the world's greatest human beings.
Speaker 3: The Great David at Attenborough is older than the invention
Speaker 3: of sliced bread.
Speaker 4: Then we see that is a great killer fact.
Speaker 3: How so May to nineteen twenty six David Attenborough was born.
Speaker 3: Then in June nineteen twenty eight, Otto Raalveda invented the
Speaker 3: automatic bread slicing machine.
Speaker 5: Wowe, all right, this morning we're looking for your killer facts.
Speaker 5: Have you got a great fact? Not an okay, one
Speaker 5: a killer fact. If so, we're looking for them for
Speaker 5: the good ish ones. All right, Jack, you let me
Speaker 5: know whether it's a killer or Armadino shells. A bulletproof?
Speaker 3: Oh, killer fact?
Speaker 4: The tiny pot.
Speaker 3: Did they find that out? By the way, it makes
Speaker 3: it feel like they shot at Amadilo?
Speaker 4: They did.
Speaker 5: One ricocheted off by accident and a guy was like,
Speaker 5: bloody out, it's alive. That's only like a lot of
Speaker 5: great discoveries. That is why most bulletproof vests are kevlar
Speaker 5: and also made from the shout. I made that bit up.
Speaker 5: Couldn't keep it going, all right?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Another one, the tiny pocket in jeans will originally come
Speaker 5: about for storing pocket watches.
Speaker 3: It's all right, all right.
Speaker 5: Have you got a killer fact? Someone's we got from Facebook?
Speaker 5: From you guys, killer fact? I see Joe's got Zebras
Speaker 5: always give birth to their babies in the morning, so
Speaker 5: they have the day to learn how to walk before
Speaker 5: the lines come out at nighttime.
Speaker 3: Amazing.
Speaker 4: That is a great one.
Speaker 5: This is This is from Robin. All the seas in
Speaker 5: the Pacific Ocean all make a different sound.
Speaker 1: What letter?
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, I thought I thought me too. I thought
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 4: There's an expert or not.
Speaker 5: Just from listening to the cego, I think that's the
Speaker 5: Indian Ocean.
Speaker 4: I want to live in that world more than just
Speaker 4: the sounds. I get you.
Speaker 3: No, so Ocean o c E Pacific, Okay, I get you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: every sea let us c makes a difference to him.
Speaker 3: But that's a killer fact.
Speaker 4: I don't think it is.
Speaker 5: It made us look stupid, like, oh yeah, another one.
Speaker 5: Adam's got this one. The time separating the stegosaurus. You know,
Speaker 5: we love dinosaurs, but the time separats and the stegosaurus
Speaker 5: and the Tyrannosaurus rex is greater than the time separating
Speaker 5: the t rex and me.
Speaker 3: Kill a fact.
Speaker 5: Jason webs double barrel listener, posh. Three percent of ice
Speaker 5: in the Antarctic is made up of penguin urine.
Speaker 3: Really kill a fact.
Speaker 4: There's more computing power in an average home toast of
Speaker 4: these days than there was Apollo leven I, Thank you,
Speaker 4: Land and the Mune You Hear Yes.
Speaker 5: And Lisa's Got music was so good in the eighties.
Speaker 5: There were only four number one albums in the in
Speaker 5: the year nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 4: In other words, there were number one for so long.
Speaker 3: So long, Okay, what were they that would have been.
Speaker 5: That would have been a good producer? Would it rather
Speaker 5: just that she's cut and paste it for her web.
Speaker 5: But anyway, Okus Friday, we're lucky to even hear Jack.
Speaker 5: You've divided the team with your corporate box behavior. All right,
Speaker 5: So have you got a killer factor in you share
Speaker 5: it with us. You can give us a call if
Speaker 5: you want, or you can text them in four seven
Speaker 5: five three one oh four three ber you're.
Speaker 1: Listening to the Christian o'kyles show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're looking for your killer facts.
Speaker 5: This morning Jack dropped a great killer fact about the
Speaker 5: great Sir David Attenborough.
Speaker 3: He is older than the invention of sliced bread two years.
Speaker 3: He was born in May nineteen twenty six and then
Speaker 3: in June nineteen twenty eight came along the vent of
Speaker 3: sliced bread thanks to Otto Road.
Speaker 5: All right, so that's what's waiting for you. If it's
Speaker 5: the fact that you share with the sea drop is
Speaker 5: a killer fact. And for the good ones, all right,
Speaker 5: some are coming on text. You can text them if
Speaker 5: you want. This is from Benjamin kill a fat humans
Speaker 5: have stripes. There are seven different types and we can
Speaker 5: only see them under black light. Cats can see them
Speaker 5: all the time.
Speaker 3: If true, kill a fact hard to believe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the distance between your elbow and your writs.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Nick here. Good morning, Nick,
Speaker 4: Good morning Christian. Now Nick, course, she kill a fact
Speaker 4: for us, kill a fact.
Speaker 9: These every mile goes taller than their mum.
Speaker 5: Why aren't we breeding giants? If this trend continues, why
Speaker 5: aren't we mega humanoids?
Speaker 3: I think over time humans are getting taller and taller.
Speaker 4: So we start off as little, tiny people.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, we were smaller. That's why doors
Speaker 3: used to be smaller.
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, that is not a kid of fat.
Speaker 3: Actually, I'm not sure if that's I've.
Speaker 5: Never been to like or seen a movie set years
Speaker 5: ago where there's tiny crawling through a tiny I don't like.
Speaker 3: If you, especially in England, if you go.
Speaker 4: To an old castle roaming with tiny doors.
Speaker 5: They got the biggest doors castles now, No, but like
Speaker 5: carriages going through them.
Speaker 3: The entry ways are huge. But then your little doors
Speaker 3: in between each don't you have to duck under them?
Speaker 4: Nick? We love your.
Speaker 5: Kid of fact thought, and see, I guarantee it's true.
Speaker 5: I wonder if anyone then so it's males are grow
Speaker 5: up to be taller than their mothers.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, and Nick, have you heard this is a fact,
Speaker 3: because it sounded like you just said, you know, it's
Speaker 3: a theory that you've had.
Speaker 4: It's just an observation.
Speaker 3: No, No, you think it's somebody that you know, jack's
Speaker 3: shorter than their mom.
Speaker 10: Put it out to the listeners.
Speaker 9: I guarantee you won't get one person pulling in.
Speaker 5: Are you shorter than your mom? If you are, please
Speaker 5: call nine four one four one O four three, or
Speaker 5: if you're a mother and you know you're taller than
Speaker 5: your grown up son, nine four four three Nick.
Speaker 4: For now, though, we think it's a killer fat. Nick. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's the calling, buddy. Have a nice weekend.
Speaker 6: You guys are the best.
Speaker 5: Bless you, Grace. Good morning, Grace, Yeah, Grace, Hi, Hi,
Speaker 5: hello Grace.
Speaker 4: How old are you?
Speaker 6: Ken?
Speaker 4: Ten?
Speaker 5: Well, thank you very much for give us to call
Speaker 5: this morning. You've got a killer fat for us, have you?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 4: What is it? Grace?
Speaker 11: From their mouth?
Speaker 3: Say again, what does.
Speaker 4: It do with a sloth?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 11: They have met gas from their.
Speaker 3: Mouth, so they pretty much they fight out of their mouths.
Speaker 4: Yes, right, technically, and how do you know this.
Speaker 11: We did an information report and they said that we
Speaker 11: could do an an animal, and I said that I
Speaker 11: wanted to do a swoth.
Speaker 4: Why did you put the sloth? You just like them.
Speaker 11: I just love them. If you go into my room,
Speaker 11: all you'll see is swoth.
Speaker 4: All right, you've got a sloth themed bedroom. Yes, Now,
Speaker 4: what's an information report? Is that like a sort of
Speaker 4: school report?
Speaker 11: Sometimes it is. It's where you share your wording and
Speaker 11: your knowledge to your parents and you just talk about
Speaker 11: how animals adapt from their habitat.
Speaker 5: Oh, that sounds really interesting. Can you remember anything else
Speaker 5: that was interesting about sloths that you can share with
Speaker 5: everyone listening right now?
Speaker 11: Grace, sloths are actually human speak, but they're just really tired.
Speaker 11: But they can swim as fast as any animal in
Speaker 11: the water.
Speaker 4: This work is too good.
Speaker 5: That is a great one, Grace. I love both of them,
Speaker 5: really great.
Speaker 4: Grace.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for you as a cool this
Speaker 5: morning spoke. So we're going to send you a prize. Okay,
Speaker 5: thank you, all right, have a lovely long weekend.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Grace. It's gonna rees here. Has
Speaker 4: got to kill a fact as well. Rees. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning, guys. How are we We're good, Reecee. What
Speaker 4: have you got for us? Mate? Oh? Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 5: Japan is the only country in the world where two
Speaker 5: of its largest cities by population are an anagram of
Speaker 5: each other.
Speaker 4: They got Tokyo yep and Kyoto yo. That's it, love it.
Speaker 4: That is a great one, s all, a good question.
Speaker 4: You're getting a pub quiz, Reese. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 5: Podcast, Christian, I've got to kill a fat for you
Speaker 5: and Jack. Australia is wider than the moon.
Speaker 3: Oh that's great.
Speaker 4: Jack's right about tiny doorways.
Speaker 5: If you go and have a look at Captain Cook's
Speaker 5: cottage and fitzroy gardens, tiny tiny doorways.
Speaker 4: People used to be much shorter. That's from Alison. I'm
Speaker 4: not sure about that.
Speaker 5: You made up, made up Christian. I'm not sure about
Speaker 5: that fact about every human male grows it to be
Speaker 5: taller than their mum. I'm fine for four. My mum
Speaker 5: is five ft seven. I know, I've measured. It's as rubbish.
Speaker 4: That's the hard shell used on Eminem's is made of shellac,
Speaker 4: which is made from bug feces. Wow, I don't believe
Speaker 4: that to be true. All right, let's go to the lines.
Speaker 4: We've got Mel on the line. Good morning mail.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, Hi Christian, how are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good Mel. You're having a good week.
Speaker 9: I'm having a great week, darling. It's I'm heading up
Speaker 9: to my wiler tomorrow for the weekend, so I'm looking
Speaker 9: forward to it.
Speaker 4: Oh, but enjoy your long weekend. So we thank you.
Speaker 5: And what can you to us about Nick's earlier killer
Speaker 5: fat that human males grow up to be taller than
Speaker 5: their mum's.
Speaker 9: Well, I've heard that. By rights it is supposed to
Speaker 9: be true, But my son's shorter than me. I'm bomb
Speaker 9: five ft nine and my son's five ft six, and
Speaker 9: there's nothing wrong with him. But his father was really sure,
Speaker 9: you know what out.
Speaker 4: On the radio. Matter wrong spoken on your mom? I mean,
Speaker 4: I still love it.
Speaker 9: It's father one. Sure, he's only five.
Speaker 4: Two, and how old is your poor son?
Speaker 9: Thirty four?
Speaker 6: He's not poor. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Absolutely being a warming up to it now, aren't you am?
Speaker 9: Yeah, he's lovely, but yeah, no, my my I'm five
Speaker 9: ft nine and his father was five ft two, and
Speaker 9: he's kind of worked out in the middle, you know
Speaker 9: what I mean.
Speaker 6: So yeah, but it's the fact.
Speaker 9: It's supposed to be like that, but not necessarily so.
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Now enduring that long weekend, I will take
Speaker 5: came out by Hey, listen.
Speaker 9: Christian, I always say, mate, you're the same when you're
Speaker 9: lying down.
Speaker 4: David's a fact too far. David, Welcome to Killerfact Central.
Speaker 4: What have you got for us? David?
Speaker 10: There you go, guys backing In nineteen thirties, Australian went
Speaker 10: to war with the EMUs and lost.
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is an amazing story of Australian history, not
Speaker 12: just that, wasn't it too EMU Wars where they went
Speaker 12: and learned less than the Australian Army knew a bit
Speaker 12: more about tactics.
Speaker 4: It was a closer fight, but the EMUs one, not
Speaker 4: once but twice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, David, three or four years ago we went down
Speaker 3: a deep hole of the war because I remember we
Speaker 3: found out that they were making a movie. At the
Speaker 3: time we were speaking about it, it was John Cleees,
Speaker 3: Jim Jeffries, We're gonna star in the Great EMU War
Speaker 3: Movie and Moby was going to do the sound thing.
Speaker 5: But David, you're right, it's an incredible story, isn't it
Speaker 5: the EMU Wars.
Speaker 10: It's just amazing story. Back in the nineteen thirty so
Speaker 10: less than one hundred years ago, we couldn't do.
Speaker 5: No, not once, but twice. That's a beautiful thing. Twice David.
Speaker 5: That is a great killer fat though, thank you very much,
Speaker 5: you killed David. Enjoy the long weekend.
Speaker 4: Here's you two, Renee, good morning, good morning. All right,
Speaker 4: kill a fat? What have you got for us?
Speaker 7: That the benefits of coffee beans was discovered by an
Speaker 7: Israeli goat hurder when he noticed that his goats were
Speaker 7: chewing on the beans and getting kind of rowdy. So, yeah,
Speaker 7: enjoying your coffee.
Speaker 3: Sounds like the goats were horn horning.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well they were just energize.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you can't buy something called horny goat weed.
Speaker 3: Yes, what happened.
Speaker 4: Twenty years ago was the thing before viagra. There was
Speaker 4: horny coat weed. What was it? Is it caffeinated goats?
Speaker 5: That is the same Israeli goat And I didn't discover
Speaker 5: how you discovered horny goat weed?
Speaker 4: So is that true? The origin of coffee beans?
Speaker 5: Realizing that they can energize someone to think basically energized goats.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well that's what Google says, so I'm going with it.
Speaker 4: Fact. Rennie kill a fact, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Tea Turn of the Best. I tell you who else
Speaker 4: is the best? Royal Caribbean? Yeah, I just oh god,
Speaker 4: chat we're doing mate, we're doing a live break here.
Speaker 4: We're on the phone to red lights. Sorry, who's that is?
Speaker 3: Just telling her?
Speaker 4: Eything right at home?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've been. We've been trying to save enough money
Speaker 3: to go on a cruise, but we just can't get
Speaker 3: there this year. So I told her that we're off.
Speaker 3: We're not cruising this year. But we call it back?
Speaker 3: What calling it back?
Speaker 5: Or the greatest human beings in the world? We know
Speaker 5: there was all Caribbean fort off.
Speaker 3: That's exactly different that we have to make up.
Speaker 4: Oh my tod, you're kidding.
Speaker 3: Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, Thank you the best people in the world,
Speaker 3: Royal Caribbean.
Speaker 4: Which is that bit? Did you? Anyway? We'll picking up again.
Speaker 4: We've gotta do it again next week, maybe next week.
Speaker 4: Your wife calls in.
Speaker 5: Holiday in every way You're born Royal Caribbean and really
Speaker 5: save up to forty percent on your next holiday? Why
Speaker 5: don't you book now at Roydcarribbean dot com dot AU,
Speaker 5: t's and c's apply.
Speaker 4: So we've got this start to eighty.
Speaker 5: This morning we're given away the first cruise for two
Speaker 5: of you.
Speaker 4: You get two.
Speaker 5: Thousand dollars spending money. You're off on the quantum of
Speaker 5: the seas around the South Pacific or flights, staying in
Speaker 5: a beautiful stateroom as well, all your meals included.
Speaker 4: You have to sing for your cruise.
Speaker 10: Baky, you can say.
Speaker 8: A way to the self persify.
Speaker 4: So in half an hour's time the first cruise for
Speaker 4: two will be giving away.
Speaker 5: Then we have another one next week, so all over
Speaker 5: the long weekend you've got time to sing your heart out.
Speaker 5: You go to the Christian O'Connell show dot com dot
Speaker 5: au Jack.
Speaker 4: If there are people worrying I don't got a great voice.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna win my way to a.
Speaker 3: Free cruise, please don't worry. It is not a singing competition.
Speaker 3: We're just looking for creativity in your songs.
Speaker 4: Creativity in your songs.
Speaker 5: You say, how about this from Jason Clark.
Speaker 1: Cruise The time has come.
Speaker 4: For me to.
Speaker 13: Tell him he can go and stick it.
Speaker 4: He doesn't like his boss.
Speaker 1: I'm quitting.
Speaker 13: Don't leave without me right now, Christian, get me out.
Speaker 6: Of this town.
Speaker 5: It will make my life bed up, bed up, bed.
Speaker 3: Sh ship.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's moving. No, No, that is the sound of
Speaker 4: that boat leaving port without you, Jason Cluff.
Speaker 5: We had to edit out this one the first thirty
Speaker 5: seconds in moaning about its boss and sweating.
Speaker 3: Also, you go on to the cruise that is coming back,
Speaker 3: and you will have you will have to return to
Speaker 3: your jobs.
Speaker 4: It's not a job walking on the cruise, Jason. Jem's
Speaker 4: got there. She's taken on. Neil Diamond.
Speaker 8: I need a cruise. Sweet winter becomes my summer. Nice
Speaker 8: whouna believe you?
Speaker 14: Comel said, touching said, bitching out, touching, touch.
Speaker 4: I didn't know sand could be handy Kren time.
Speaker 5: One of my favorite ones in the wid Yeah sand
Speaker 5: touching down genius.
Speaker 4: We didn't start the fire, Billy Joel done by John Old.
Speaker 2: Book the ship up and down and he whistle brings
Speaker 2: ever you want to sleep, Johnny boy? What book the
Speaker 2: ship up and down? In Pj's undressing girl late, No,
Speaker 2: it's fine.
Speaker 4: What holds of a lifetime?
Speaker 2: We didn't pay for tickets, but we sang to earn
Speaker 2: a winter grand to burn. We didn't pay for tickets, No,
Speaker 2: we signed for Christian and he sent us cruising.
Speaker 4: It sounds like he's hard, it does, and we've got Samantha.
Speaker 4: I believe I can fly.
Speaker 5: There's an ongoing theme of half the entries, and you know,
Speaker 5: to go on a cruise is an amazing thing too.
Speaker 5: You can go, you know, obviously, go and experience different
Speaker 5: cultures and meet people from all over the world, but
Speaker 5: most of all, you just want to have the unlimited
Speaker 5: twenty four hour boost.
Speaker 15: I believe icking cruise. I believe that I'll hit the
Speaker 15: snooze four or five times in a road till I
Speaker 15: get up and I'll.
Speaker 4: Hit the boom.
Speaker 15: There we go to cruel Days, the Royal Caribbee and way.
Speaker 15: I believe icking cruise.
Speaker 4: Please, I'm thirty.
Speaker 15: I need to get away from my kids.
Speaker 3: People think we're sitting in with some kind of adult schoolies.
Speaker 4: All right, so all we can you go and enter
Speaker 4: the Christian o'connells show dot com dot au, the first
Speaker 4: of the two cruises being given away just after eight
Speaker 4: this morning. Thank you to everyone who's gone so far.
Speaker 4: You're really making us laugh.
Speaker 1: The Christian o Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Nature Strip Radio is here. Can I sell it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: He can?
Speaker 1: Where on the radio Nature Strip with us?
Speaker 12: That's right.
Speaker 4: Every Friday we're open for business selling your stuff. Last
Speaker 4: week a big day on Nature Strip Radio.
Speaker 3: Yes, we got the asking price for the bar fridge
Speaker 3: at one hundred and fifty dollars. That's right, price, five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. We couldn't sell that hot tub that was
Speaker 3: being craned out a little backyard too heavy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, So what have you got to sell?
Speaker 5: Ninety four one four one o four three sell it
Speaker 5: to Melbourne Marie, Good morning?
Speaker 4: What have you got?
Speaker 6: I've got a wepra corn.
Speaker 4: You've got a liprecrn. How come you've got a lie?
Speaker 6: I've had him for about ten years and he's about
Speaker 6: the size of a three to four year old child.
Speaker 4: Oh, right's standing unit of measurement, isn't it?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: He's lucky.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and as he brought you much luck in the
Speaker 4: ten years you've had it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, stone.
Speaker 6: Or oh he's pretty heavy. I don't actually know what
Speaker 6: he's made of.
Speaker 5: Well could you touch and find out? Because it might
Speaker 5: be someone who doesn't want to touch ceramics might be
Speaker 5: allergic to it.
Speaker 6: Oh, no, I wouldn't say it's.
Speaker 4: What you got wood wooden one. No, it's not wood,
Speaker 4: fiberglass marble.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll say it's fiberglass fiberglass.
Speaker 4: That we're going to hear a while, go to all
Speaker 4: the base elements table. Then on is it? No?
Speaker 3: What and what do you do with him? You just
Speaker 3: put him in the corner of the room an ornament.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he was just an ornament in the corner of
Speaker 6: my way.
Speaker 5: And now you've had enough with all the luck of you,
Speaker 5: you're a luckless life.
Speaker 6: No, no, he just doesn't seek my decore anymore. My
Speaker 6: you know, in my way.
Speaker 4: Hard to imagine an Irish them pub.
Speaker 3: Okay, how much this movie?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 6: I want seventy five dollars for him, if anyone's interested
Speaker 6: in seventy five.
Speaker 4: Alright, seventy five Wait, wait, said Marie.
Speaker 3: This is he whoever took your call right down? You
Speaker 3: purchased it from an op shot for fifty bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, supernatural be you can move flips and leprecorn.
Speaker 6: It's a good lepron.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you, this is ambitious. This is ambitious.
Speaker 5: I always think those op shots no market prices, don't
Speaker 5: they They know it's seventy five.
Speaker 6: Yes, I reckon, it'll go all.
Speaker 4: Right, we'll try. It's a high price for that leprochorn.
Speaker 6: Alright, hi either.
Speaker 4: What okay, Marie lovely chats.
Speaker 5: You will see what we get then seventy five or
Speaker 5: highest bidder for the fiberglass leprocorn.
Speaker 6: And he's even got a gold sham rock on his hat.
Speaker 4: Oh classy, beautiful sounds gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, all right, Marie lovely chant you thank you?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: No? I mean we're try.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Nature Strip Radio Friday. We sell your stuff? Can I
Speaker 4: sell it? Yes? You can where on the radio Nature
Speaker 4: Strip with us. When you hear the bell, you know
Speaker 4: there's in a cell seven weeks soon. We've got the cursephrase.
Speaker 4: It's been a cell. It's not even English. Shame on us.
Speaker 4: We can do better, can we can? We be bothered?
Speaker 11: It's enough.
Speaker 4: It's a free show, all right.
Speaker 5: So Marie is selling a leprecorn at the moment, in
Speaker 5: Marie's word, the same size as a three year old child.
Speaker 4: Marie.
Speaker 5: Yes, Marie, that leprecorn is the most popular item we've
Speaker 5: ever had on this feature.
Speaker 6: You're joking, I'm not.
Speaker 5: I don't when it comes to leprecorns, I don't joke.
Speaker 5: Good times are right.
Speaker 4: Let's go straight to the business. All right. So you're asking
Speaker 4: for seventy bucks, correct, Yes, yeah, that'll do. Yep, yep,
Speaker 4: you brought it for fifteen. That's inflation value though. Yeah,
Speaker 4: how it's one of the kind.
Speaker 3: Is he getting lucky the leprecorn? Do you think, Marie?
Speaker 6: Yes, I've never seen another one like it.
Speaker 4: Gotcha?
Speaker 5: All right, Paul, good morning, Good morning, pol You want
Speaker 5: a leprecorn?
Speaker 16: Well, this is I'd like to borrow.
Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, awesome.
Speaker 5: Hang on a memory. I'll go to in first if
Speaker 5: you don't mind. Sorry, that's all right, that's all right.
Speaker 5: We'll work it out as we go along. Paul, how
Speaker 5: much you be better offer for the Well.
Speaker 10: If it's popular, I'll give you eighty eight.
Speaker 4: I really want This.
Speaker 3: Is like you're the auctioneer out the front of the
Speaker 3: house and Marie is the owner and just walked out
Speaker 3: the front.
Speaker 4: Can you believe that Marie is offering eighty bucks?
Speaker 6: I believe it.
Speaker 4: I believe it. When you hear the bell, sorry, when
Speaker 4: you don't hear the bell.
Speaker 3: There's been no Let's give Mark a chance.
Speaker 4: Why why not Mark? You fancy leprocorn?
Speaker 16: Well, I don't, but my my wife probably will. Probably
Speaker 16: she she had, she had, she had a leprecorn stolen
Speaker 16: out of the front of your Oh my god, kids,
Speaker 16: these and all of the gnomes as well.
Speaker 4: No massacre.
Speaker 3: It wasn't.
Speaker 4: Marie was.
Speaker 16: Well, this was many years This was ten years ago
Speaker 16: or so. We were living in Baronia and we've since moved.
Speaker 16: But anyway, look, I'd be happy to offer maybe eighty seven.
Speaker 5: Dollars eighty seven, got it, eighty seven. Let's go back
Speaker 5: to pool now asking Bryce has gone up eighty seven,
Speaker 5: I'll go ninety five ninety five increments.
Speaker 4: Let's go back to Mark.
Speaker 5: Mark, had you better bid any more than ninety five
Speaker 5: bucks of the leprechorn, Oh, ninety five.
Speaker 3: Let me get ninety five fifty.
Speaker 16: Look, I'll go up to one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: I believe it is double what she paid for. The
Speaker 4: old shop pulled us up to a hundred bucks.
Speaker 16: Mate, I'll go one hundred and ten, one hundred and ten.
Speaker 4: It's a furious bidding or over if you just tuned
Speaker 4: in a leprecorn Mark is one hundred and ten you
Speaker 4: in your amount? Mate?
Speaker 16: No, I think that's a lot too. That's too much.
Speaker 5: Luck well done, the smartest chat we've had the last
Speaker 5: twenty minutes. Oh but that's great. I just go into
Speaker 5: a good home, Marie. One hundred and ten dollars has
Speaker 5: gone fine.
Speaker 6: Know, I'm so happy.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do with the money.
Speaker 11: Deal?
Speaker 4: Gotcha? Gotcha? All right, well it's got You're on a lock.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, all right, Marie.
Speaker 4: Loved That's that's where it goes. Marie, you have a
Speaker 4: lovely long weekend. Okay, yep, thanks and you too, gotcha?
Speaker 4: All right? Bye for now and maybe free yep, bye
Speaker 4: bye Anna. Lord, I need a drink. Actually, I'm really
Speaker 4: I'm actually sweating from Marie.
Speaker 3: Do you have time to keep going?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I forgot it's eight o'clock. Normal shows go to the news.
Speaker 4: Here we left the news at the minutes to Lin
Speaker 4: Carl Brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian o'carl's show podcast.
Speaker 5: Sometimes have these little moments of awareness where I realize
Speaker 5: I am actually becoming Australian for the last two hours,
Speaker 5: so I just realized I didn't even know I've been
Speaker 5: doing a radio show with a gun a baseball cap
Speaker 5: and I didn't even seem on now just realize you
Speaker 5: need that baseball cap all morning.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't call that an Australian thing, if any.
Speaker 5: You're right, A lot of influencers like you and Byron
Speaker 5: Cook do that a lot. It's a spirit animal BC.
Speaker 4: So he calls him, God, what I four point three
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell show. Hey, ho a you there? Oh no,
Speaker 4: that's pirates. So then there's no pirates. They're all captains Phillips.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no no no no no.
Speaker 4: You won't have any of that when you holiday a
Speaker 4: board Royal Caribbean.
Speaker 5: Say you are to come back the script and save
Speaker 5: up to forty percent on the next holiday. All right,
Speaker 5: so we're about to give away a cruise for two.
Speaker 5: We'll be doing this again next Friday as well. You
Speaker 5: just head to the Christian O'Connell Show dot com dot au.
Speaker 4: You sing for your cruise, christ.
Speaker 8: Bakay.
Speaker 5: So that's how you win your way there. Pick a
Speaker 5: song but your own words to it. Sing for the cruise.
Speaker 5: Head to the Christian O'Connell Show dot com au. The
Speaker 5: prize we're about to give away. We're doing again next
Speaker 5: week as t well trip for two, sailing on the
Speaker 5: Quantum of the Seas. You're off to the South Pacific,
Speaker 5: heading out of Brisbane. You have an amazing time.
Speaker 3: Whites and transfers will be provided.
Speaker 4: A twin balcony stateroom on the cruise.
Speaker 3: Two thousand dollars au d I love. They have to
Speaker 3: stipulate it dollars.
Speaker 4: We've had issues when we give away again.
Speaker 3: Two thousand dollars spending money.
Speaker 5: Who complimentary on board experiences in including I don't know
Speaker 5: about you, but if I'm going on a cruise, I
Speaker 5: want to be going roader skating. Don't worry road er
Speaker 5: skate fans, you can yeah, rock climbing, theater, entertainment and record.
Speaker 4: I fly. We've done that. It's great fun and in.
Speaker 3: All breakfast, all lunch, all dinner is completely complimentary.
Speaker 4: All right, So.
Speaker 5: Let's pick the first week's winner, some of the ones
Speaker 5: we really really love.
Speaker 4: This week we loved Gemma taking on Sweet cowline.
Speaker 8: I need a cruise. Winter becomes my summer? Who do
Speaker 8: believe you come alone?
Speaker 15: Said?
Speaker 4: Wait to hear what she's done?
Speaker 14: Touching, sad and bitching out touching.
Speaker 8: Me all together.
Speaker 4: Now come on Mom's and now I can't hear you
Speaker 4: in the back crad time. Dam Now you think that's
Speaker 4: pretty good?
Speaker 6: So good.
Speaker 4: One of the best we've had is Mandy. This is
Speaker 4: so good. I wouldn't s rise if one of the
Speaker 4: major labels signs her up by midday to.
Speaker 13: Day, great big journey cruising all along see with alcohol,
Speaker 13: a hic of a time, seven days away from the
Speaker 13: stress of every day. Want to do on this cruise?
Speaker 7: Please see me that you choose?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so Chrisdercy.
Speaker 13: Lots of people I can meet. We pleased they cannot
Speaker 13: be puffect Oh you can eat hook here.
Speaker 4: I love that. I didn't hear it first time round,
Speaker 4: but every time you get something else with it, like
Speaker 4: it's like a fine painting, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Where you just see again seventy more layers and shades
Speaker 5: and shades. Okay, so very tough. Actually at the end
Speaker 5: of week one, who were going to give this too,
Speaker 5: but there was one entry that blew us away the
Speaker 5: month we heard it, and it's going to go to
Speaker 5: the winner of the Cruiser two is little Matilda has
Speaker 5: won it for her mom and dad, Sue and Michael.
Speaker 4: You're off on the cruise. Well, now we got mom, Sue.
Speaker 4: Here is this Sue. Hello, wol done, Sue. Matilda has
Speaker 4: won you and your husband.
Speaker 5: I understand it's the first holiday you'll have had just
Speaker 5: the two of you in fifteen years.
Speaker 4: Yep, don't come knock.
Speaker 5: And if that staterooms are rocking, no, I mean for
Speaker 5: the road of skaters.
Speaker 11: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Now is this Matilda?
Speaker 5: Yes, Mathilda, honestly you're ent going to play in a
Speaker 5: second again.
Speaker 4: It was so brilliant, well done, really any great?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Did it take you long to.
Speaker 6: Make it took me a while?
Speaker 11: Yeah, a couple of days.
Speaker 5: Now are you really desperate to get rid of mom
Speaker 5: and dad so you can just have the house yourself?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, great?
Speaker 5: Well mom and dad are you a big one this weekend?
Speaker 5: You've won them the cruise for two. They're off to
Speaker 5: the South Pacific. So well done Sue and Michael. But
Speaker 5: a really big well done to the winner of this
Speaker 5: really is thirteen year old Matilda.
Speaker 4: Well done, Thank you so much.
Speaker 6: In Royal Caribbean.
Speaker 4: Ah, very nice manners, peace and cues.
Speaker 5: All right, let's hear it now then this is thirty
Speaker 5: year on Matilda, just one the cruise for two another
Speaker 5: one to give away tomorrow thanks to the Royal Caribbean.
Speaker 4: Have listened to this.
Speaker 17: Say my parents far away, far away, far away, take
Speaker 17: them away, take them away last during the day, during
Speaker 17: the dad during the day, high on the way he
Speaker 17: wist lots of voice, higgin if you can take them
Speaker 17: I recently will they're spending in the fool. I would
Speaker 17: be staying first. I'n't sleep it. Every day we'll they replexo,
Speaker 17: do away do buffett is for mate, I've been eating
Speaker 17: take away.
Speaker 4: Take them ray, take where.
Speaker 7: Away?
Speaker 4: Really deserved? When a well done Matilda? Well done? Okay,
Speaker 4: so another when next week on the Show's got all
Speaker 4: the long weekend to get involved.
Speaker 5: Ever, think about which song you want to put your
Speaker 5: own words to. Head to the Christian o'connells show dot
Speaker 5: com do au good luck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey Christian, do you want to free piano?
Speaker 4: No rio? I'm good.
Speaker 3: I should never have accepted this.
Speaker 4: Have you? Have you taken on board a piano?
Speaker 3: I've had it now for two years. Family friends were
Speaker 3: giving away a piano and they for free. I was
Speaker 3: like Oh my god, free piano. This is going to
Speaker 3: be great. Then it costs two hundred dollars to transport
Speaker 3: it from their house to our house.
Speaker 4: Then you've got to get the tuna to come around.
Speaker 3: Two hundred and fifty dollars for the piano tuna to
Speaker 3: fix up the tuning. Now, I just got to get
Speaker 3: rid of it. It's just a big lump in the
Speaker 3: middle of the house.
Speaker 4: So what did you think you were going to do
Speaker 4: with it?
Speaker 3: I thought I'd be playing. Yeah, I thought I'd be
Speaker 3: getting a better at piano every day, and I come
Speaker 3: in here and play Mozart.
Speaker 4: Great because we need that on the show Mozart moment.
Speaker 3: And then when gordyou came along, I thought this would
Speaker 3: be great. You'll be able to play piano. He'll be,
Speaker 3: you know, doing recitals by the.
Speaker 4: Age the royal bounds. You're not that family.
Speaker 3: It just collects junk, piles up on top of it.
Speaker 4: It's just basically a story staves it now.
Speaker 3: Now yesterday, it's really Outstated's welcome because Bianca on a
Speaker 3: whim felt like moving furniture around the house. And when
Speaker 3: we moved one piece of furniture, it's like, oh, now,
Speaker 3: that's there. Why don't we move this one over there?
Speaker 3: Like we're pushing couches and stuff all around, which dominated
Speaker 3: in moving having to move through piano. And this thing
Speaker 3: weighs absolutely there is dead weights. Yes, you meant to
Speaker 3: get when the guys moved into our house, they bought
Speaker 3: this system of dollies.
Speaker 4: To set of wheels. Don't because otherwise they wrecked the floorboard.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, well pre empted they wrecked the floorboards.
Speaker 4: You have you screwed up your floorboards?
Speaker 2: Yeap?
Speaker 4: Oh no.
Speaker 3: A comical size scratch in the from trying to push
Speaker 3: it across the living room.
Speaker 4: Well you know now, and it's like a sports court
Speaker 4: where it's been marked out on the floor.
Speaker 3: Yes, but actually an indentation. You could pour water down
Speaker 3: it and now it'd run in the track of the
Speaker 3: scratch that was left, the mark that was left, it.
Speaker 4: Becomes an ugly scar. Yes.
Speaker 3: And their floors is because we moved into quite an
Speaker 3: old house that needs a lot of work. But the
Speaker 3: only compliment we get about the house is, oh, the
Speaker 3: floors a knight all the original floor.
Speaker 4: We went for the pokon night. They are they're a
Speaker 4: beautiful floorboards, not anymore And there. Weren't they already quite
Speaker 4: a high gloss to them.
Speaker 3: Yes, they've just been sanded the previous owners to sell
Speaker 3: the house and sanded them.
Speaker 4: Now whose fault was this?
Speaker 5: Because any relationship, you're always trying to portion blame to
Speaker 5: somebody else.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, good, good, good question. I would like to
Speaker 3: push someone to Bianca for the idea of moving up here,
Speaker 3: because there's a blame blaming to be chopped up. Let's
Speaker 3: give her some and then give me some blame for
Speaker 3: doing things a short try.
Speaker 5: I think what I've done before we scratched for was
Speaker 5: we just wet it hoping that somehow water will massage
Speaker 5: it away.
Speaker 3: I can't overstate to you how comical it's. It's a
Speaker 3: deep indentation that the thickness of this bylighter is the
Speaker 3: thickness of the scratch and the floor.
Speaker 4: So what would they have to do get? You can't
Speaker 4: what do you mean you have to move? You can't down?
Speaker 4: You just live with it.
Speaker 3: It's there now? Oh no, you put a rug over it. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's what said, we'll have to put a rug there.
Speaker 3: But now it's in a really position near the kitchen
Speaker 3: where you just wouldn't have.
Speaker 4: A random strange.
Speaker 5: Look, what are you sure you can't you know these
Speaker 5: wood treats or I bet there's someone who does this job.
Speaker 4: They're like a wood magician.
Speaker 3: It's like if you run your finger along it, your
Speaker 3: finger would drop into the rut and then back up
Speaker 3: the other side. That's how it's not wood.
Speaker 4: But don't just tell me just started dragging it. You
Speaker 4: didn't even put like a blanket underneath.
Speaker 3: It's too heavy to lift up. You can't get anything
Speaker 3: underneath it.
Speaker 5: Well you thought you just drag it as I did,
Speaker 5: think what's gonna happen? I thought they've got breaks or
Speaker 5: some sort of teeth.
Speaker 4: On them underneath.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's got something under it.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you now, some wood wizard will be listening
Speaker 5: right now. Maybe you'll come around and get rid of this.
Speaker 3: You don't understand what there is.
Speaker 5: I bet some would person will be listening to us
Speaker 5: right now. Wood person is the wood magician. Let's just
Speaker 5: set on that if you can help him out. Nine
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