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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast. Give us a call

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Speaker 1: right now. If you think you are good at stalking

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Speaker 1: people on Instagram, there's absolutely no judgment here safe space.

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Speaker 1: I'm wanting to use your skills. So, of course, if

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Speaker 1: you're good at stalking people on Instagram, now I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about that, because holy moly, did one woman go to

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Speaker 1: extraordinary lengths to catch her boyfriend cheating? Have listen to this.

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Speaker 2: I went on Instagram and I went on location tag

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Speaker 2: I went, I searched the place where.

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Speaker 3: He was at.

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Speaker 2: Then I went on every girl's profile that was had

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Speaker 2: tagged that place, went on their stories, viewed everyone's stories,

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Speaker 4: Jeezus, bloody hell.

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Speaker 1: Now, I don't defend cheating. He's a naughty boy for cheating,

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Speaker 1: But my god, she went to I mean.

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Speaker 4: It's it's hard to follow.

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Speaker 1: There wasn't so from what I understand, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: What'd she's saying?

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Speaker 5: She just figured out where he was and she went

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Speaker 5: to everyone's story who.

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Speaker 1: Was at that venue to see if she could catch

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Speaker 1: him in the background of all the stories or posts

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Speaker 1: that were made at that place at that time. Wow,

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Speaker 1: bloody hell, extraordinary amount of skill. Will Now, some people

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Speaker 1: out there, like this woman, are very very skillful at

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Speaker 4: On Instagram thes.

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Speaker 5: So what I'd like to do right now, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 5: why you ask those people to call, is.

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Speaker 1: Get some people that are good at stalking people on

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Speaker 1: Instagram on the line, because I've got a number of

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Speaker 1: questions in front of me which are specific to your

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Speaker 4: My Instagram profile.

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Speaker 1: Yes, uh there, and then look.

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Speaker 5: What, well, it's not really like a you know, a

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Speaker 5: prominent No, it's not Ken've got a blue tick. It's

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Speaker 5: not really like a you know, it's not something I

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Speaker 5: don't post very often. If I do, I post sad poetry.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Look, your frequency's definitely dropped off. You've made one hundred

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Speaker 1: and sixty posts, which surprised me.

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Speaker 5: Well, when I had hair, I mean, there are a

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Speaker 1: That is absolutely a bit of a theme that's coming through.

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Speaker 1: When you had hair, you're pretty much posted daily and

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Speaker 1: at the point where it dropped off, quite literally, it

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Speaker 5: I don't think I've posted well, yeah, I wouldn't post

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Speaker 1: No, not at all. So again, so I've got some

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Speaker 1: specific questions just based on your Instagram profile. Now, do

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Speaker 1: we have an Instagram stalker? There producers that I can

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Speaker 1: chat to? Right now? Do we have an Instagram stalker

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Speaker 1: that I can talk to? Leah? We've got Leia here, Lea.

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Speaker 1: You think you're an amazing Instagram stalker? Yeah, okay, here

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Speaker 1: is your challee. I'm gonna kick Will out of the

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Speaker 1: studio right now because I want you to hear the

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Speaker 1: questions up next. But I'm going to ask you, Leah,

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Speaker 1: some specific questions about Will's Instagram and you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: the song to find the answers.

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Speaker 4: She's going to stalk me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's going to stalk you. And the exordy thing

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Speaker 1: But they probably don't paint you in a very good

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Speaker 1: anything about someone just by stalking them. Leair, here are

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Speaker 1: your questions. You've got a pen and paper or something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've got my laptop?

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Speaker 5: Is that okay?

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Speaker 1: Laptops? Fine, laptops. Fine, okay, you ready. Okay, we've got

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Speaker 1: Emma here as well. Emma you're going to be playing

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Speaker 1: Then you've got the song to do your research. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Question one? Which of Will's houses got evacuated resulting in

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Speaker 1: him wearing his dad's clothes? There's question one. Question two?

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Speaker 1: Will attended the Melanoma w Away ball in twenty fifteen?

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Speaker 1: Who was his stylist? And question free what disgusting behavior

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Speaker 1: to learn about Will. How good or how effective is

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Speaker 1: how you go with those questions. You are listening to

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Speaker 1: Will and Woody? Do you want to go along to

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Speaker 1: his Instagram? By the way, it's just his name Will P.

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Speaker 1: McMahon his Instagram panel, so you can all give him

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Speaker 1: a stalk all right on the outside, Will and Woddy.

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Speaker 5: Wood's got a couple of people to call up who

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Speaker 5: are professional Instagram stalkers.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Because we're playing a brand new game called how

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Speaker 1: Good are you at stalking Will's Instagram?

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Speaker 4: Nice?

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Speaker 1: Good title, working time. There was a news story today

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Speaker 1: about a woman who just went to extraordinary lengths to

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Speaker 1: catch her boyfriend cheating. She basically found out where her

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Speaker 1: posts of every single person who was at that venue

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Speaker 5: Yes, straorten me.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, we are I got two ladies before the song

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Speaker 1: there too. Basically here a whole bunch of questions that

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Speaker 1: are specific to your Instagram, Will, Yes, So we are

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Speaker 1: testing if you can find out, you know, effectively any

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Speaker 5: Can I just tell you like this Instagram, like I

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Speaker 5: every flick you go back about five years, Like I've

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Speaker 5: only posted, I've only poked one hundred and sixty times.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that is true, only it's all that impressive.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's still one hundred and sixty posts

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Speaker 1: Leah and Emma here on the phone. Gooday, guys, how

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Speaker 1: are you going?

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Speaker 3: Hello?

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Speaker 4: How are you very very good?

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get down to it. Ladies' names as buzzers.

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Speaker 1: We've got three questions here based on Will's Instagram. Maybe

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Speaker 1: some people were playing along in the car. Who knows?

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Speaker 4: Who knows?

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Question one names is buses.

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Speaker 1: Which of Will's houses got evacuated resulting in him wearing

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Speaker 4: How do you both know that?

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Speaker 1: I heard Emma first?

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Speaker 1: Worked great? Wearing a portfolio of twelve houses I believe,

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Speaker 4: I believe to say that that was actually quite a

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Speaker 5: That was when the White River bushfires were going on,

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Speaker 5: and then my family's beach house in Lawn got evacuated.

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Speaker 1: That's right, photo of you wearing your dad's clothes. Dad's close,

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Speaker 1: I commented, I said, so much better than your usual kid.

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Speaker 4: That's good gear from you.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I didn't get any likes for that comment.

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Speaker 4: That's weird, all right, hey.

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Speaker 1: On The second was that that was twenty fifteen?

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Speaker 4: Was that hard to find girls?

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Speaker 5: Yeah right, okay, Yeah, there's like one hundred and sixty

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Speaker 1: How do you just find extraordinary?

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Speaker 1: Will attended the Melanoma w A ball in twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 1: Who was his stylist?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you aren't kidding me.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry that Emma has got in fifteen again? Emma

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Speaker 8: Start Aspiration?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're buddy out a great work? Now, Will, do

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Speaker 1: you want to tell everyone how often you get styled

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Speaker 1: Start twenty fifte fifteen?

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Speaker 4: What's the photo? What does the photo look like?

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Speaker 1: Find you're in a former partner? There?

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Speaker 5: You've gone with me in a photo of my ex

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Speaker 1: Final final question here, ladies, so far you have shown

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Speaker 1: question through. What disgusting behavior was Will endorsing when with

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Speaker 4: Geez? How when did you figure this? Sounds like in

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you do a photo show. I'm in that photo too. Actually,

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Speaker 4: What? What behavior was I endorsing?

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Speaker 1: What's the answer? Absolutely? Smoking?

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Speaker 4: So that's pretty cool. Done Withnsy. I mean that post

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Speaker 4: Of the best arts we had for his gig as

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Speaker 4: well as a red hot.

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Speaker 1: Post smoking will kill you, guys. Smoking will actually backstory

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Speaker 1: That's true, Ge lived some weird lives. We'll got some

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Speaker 1: script tickets to Emma by the way, because.

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Speaker 5: That was really that was a real show, wasn't it.

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Speaker 5: Like that was quite amazing that she was just capable

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Speaker 1: Just be careful what you post everyone, because she I know.

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Speaker 5: More about me than I knew about myself, Like I'd

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Speaker 1: In three minutes, wow, three minutes.

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Speaker 4: Wow, there you go.

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Speaker 1: Delet your photos.

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Speaker 5: Guys, if I have asked a question, it would have

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Speaker 5: been how many how how many people on Will's Instagram

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Speaker 5: is would he slept with? And you would have you know,

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Speaker 5: we would have accepted two hundred.

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Speaker 1: Well your mummy is them there a bit?

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Speaker 3: It's woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: Men trying and failing to be romantic. I think it's

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Speaker 1: This, trying to be romantic and failing. Hi, I beg

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Speaker 4: There was a date.

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Speaker 5: There was a date with an ex girlfriend of yours

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Speaker 1: a rowing term where you get I don't know what happens,

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Speaker 1: And yeah we broke up for well a number of reasons.

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Speaker 1: But that's that's not why we're talking about men trying

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Speaker 9: And I thought the coolest thing to do. I was

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Speaker 1: What do you mean because it because it swelled up? Yeah, mate,

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Speaker 1: what's your problem?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 4: Do you want me to.

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Speaker 10: Let me push a steam on your penis what happened.

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Speaker 10: We'll do that when you get back, when you can

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Speaker 10: I am a copprotive this. I once tried to be

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Speaker 1: I think it was actually the same same, same woman

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Speaker 4: In what way is that romantic and special? Like? How

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Speaker 4: how is that romantic?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 1: I was going to say, I'm an angel sent from

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Speaker 1: great angel sent from heaven, and I'm here to take

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Speaker 1: you to heaven, like take my hand. Oh you know,

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Speaker 1: I was going to workshop. But the reason I didn't

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Speaker 5: Just standing there looking like an elephant sneezed on you.

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Speaker 5: And there's a yeah, yeah, yeah, glowing thing in the corner.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: That was my attempt of trying to be romantic and failing.

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Speaker 1: But again, I'm not sure if you need to hear

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Speaker 1: this more. But what one?

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Speaker 4: You're an idiot?

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, yeah, definitely definitely.

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Speaker 5: But I have a creditl so you've also got your

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Speaker 4: From your headphones.

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Speaker 1: I'm in a bloody tangle of corn over here.

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Speaker 10: Anyway, someone else get around me.

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Speaker 11: I can't any only more on in Australia thirteen one,

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Speaker 1: Has your man tried and failed to be romantic? Or

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Speaker 1: if you like me confess? Make a confession? Boys, when

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Speaker 1: did you try.

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Speaker 4: Failed to be romantic? Take him out next time?

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Speaker 1: Talking about men trialing, sorry, trying and failing to be romantic.

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Speaker 1: That's because we had Jamie Oliver on the show and

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Speaker 1: was coming over. But unfortunately the bast that he was

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Speaker 1: your calls now, we've got Mark here. On thirteen one,

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Speaker 1: I was sixty five, Mark, you tried to be romantic

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Speaker 6: When I was twenty one, I was living back home

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Speaker 6: on a romantic weekend a way to Paris, all expenses paid.

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Speaker 6: Got to Paris, got to the hotel. Quickly realized that

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Speaker 6: I had booked a hotel in the red light district

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Speaker 6: They're literally hearing all everything going on the room.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, And Mark, sorry, I can relate here, mate,

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Speaker 1: I'll get you out of the whole. There is nothing one.

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Speaker 4: Of these of these people that have tried one of.

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Speaker 1: Them, Mark, and you'll be able to agree with There

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Speaker 1: is nothing less romantic than hearing it going on in

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Speaker 4: You're lying there feeling in substantial.

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Speaker 1: Listening to it. And the reason I say that, Mark,

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Speaker 1: is because I, similar to you made you got it cheap,

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Speaker 1: didn't you? Because I felt for the cheap, the cheap bargain.

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Speaker 1: I accidentally booked actively a sex hotel in Japan.

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Speaker 5: But honestly, I think there's a difference between you guys,

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Speaker 5: because Mark, you booked a normal hotel, but it was

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Speaker 5: just frequented by prostitutes.

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Speaker 4: Am I right?

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Speaker 6: Well, I booked a hotel that was quite close to

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Speaker 5: To it, right, But it wasn't like in the room.

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Speaker 5: There wasn't like specific leather accoutre monts.

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Speaker 6: Well, let's just saying some of the standship was plastic coated.

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Speaker 4: Okay, exactly.

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Speaker 5: You booked in your one in Japan, though it was

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Speaker 5: like it wasn't it like the shower floor was like padded.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Most people paid per hour.

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Speaker 10: And when I when I checked in, and they go

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Speaker 10: seven days.

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Speaker 1: Never had a seven day book before.

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Speaker 5: All the stuff came down, Just to see the guy

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Speaker 5: who booked days a marathon?

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Speaker 7: Who was he?

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Damien.

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Speaker 8: Me in.

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Speaker 1: What happened? You tried to be romantic?

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Speaker 13: Oh well no, actually not really. Look it. I've done

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Speaker 13: some work for some actually do you know something? It

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Speaker 13: was aunt shed installer. Yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, sorry Damien, but you're irish and and you

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Speaker 5: I feel like you're taking this on a tangent.

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Speaker 1: Damian.

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Speaker 13: No, no, no, hang on a minute, Hang on a minute.

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Speaker 13: The customer actually got me back the second time to

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Speaker 11: Do you know, Damien Woody, Well, I'm pretty sure this

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Speaker 11: is my man. Damian's don't try.

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Speaker 5: Don't try, and up, so he's gonna let you down.

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Speaker 1: There's a diamion. You built a shed for me in

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Speaker 1: my backyard, and I brought you back to hang up

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Speaker 1: some pictures.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, but I pulled out the bed in the wall,

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Speaker 13: this bag. What's this? He's a bag of blood bag bag,

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Speaker 13: a whole bag.

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Speaker 1: And then are we.

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Speaker 4: Talking like a Duffel bag?

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Speaker 8: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Not no, not a plastic bag.

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Speaker 13: It was as black bag. So it wasn't even a

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Speaker 13: I just thought it was right there.

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Speaker 10: How much?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no I can because Damien came upstairs. Because I

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Speaker 1: and then I came downstairs Damien and we just didn't

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Speaker 4: When you say a bag of.

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Speaker 5: Loop, like like multiple tubes of lube in a bag.

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Speaker 4: Are we just talking about a bag.

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Speaker 5: That you've just got, like a bulk purchased lube and

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Speaker 5: you got it in his SnapLock bag.

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Speaker 1: No, No, it's not like a shopping bag. It was just

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Speaker 1: like a yes en lub and other other other little tricks.

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Speaker 13: But obviously yeah, actually that's right there. Wasn't just lub.

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Speaker 4: Damien is there?

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Speaker 5: We know then if a woman ever gets to Third

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Speaker 5: Basement Woody, they don't they get lucky when he.

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Speaker 4: Whips out the SnapLock Bags Woody podcast.

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Speaker 5: Not that you care, but Damiel Levado slipped into another

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Speaker 4: Oh, I certainly don't care, but we're talking about it.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about it.

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Speaker 5: She slipped into Emily Hampshire's DMS.

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Speaker 4: She's from Ship's Creek, Big Show.

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Speaker 5: Shit's Creek and anyway, it turns out that she used

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Speaker 5: some language that Emily Hampshire, who's forty, didn't know what

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Speaker 5: she was talking about. She said, we should kick it sometime.

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Speaker 5: I feel like that's a kick it. You just hanging out,

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Speaker 5: aren't you?

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Speaker 1: Can you kick it?

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Speaker 4: Yes you can?

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Speaker 1: And that's a song, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, from like nineteen ninety two. We're showing our age.

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Speaker 5: That's why we brought in our junior producer, Analysia is

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Speaker 5: much younger, vibrant, Thank you for having me, intelligence, all

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Speaker 5: those things, welcome.

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Speaker 14: Thanks guys, thanks for having me. You can't wait to really.

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Speaker 1: Show your age great, perfect, perfect. So you've got some

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Speaker 1: terms that the the youth there kicking around absolutely, okay, wow, yeah.

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Speaker 14: Do you want to get straight into it?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: Yeah, great, So this one, I think you guys might

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Speaker 14: know talk to me?

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Speaker 15: What's chat mean?

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Speaker 4: What do you mean? What's chat? Chat?

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Speaker 1: To talk to someone? To talk to you, chat to them?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 5: No, I think I think it may be like a

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Speaker 5: good good game, like have you got good chat?

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Speaker 1: Got good chat?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 4: Are you a good flir? Not right?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, what is it? Chat's like?

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Speaker 14: Oh, that's so chat like that's so gross?

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, chat is bad?

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Speaker 8: Chat is bad?

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Speaker 4: That is bad?

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Speaker 5: Oh jeeseuz a button bush guilt is born in nineteen

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Speaker 5: forty five.

455
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Speaker 4: He fell over his hip just came out, so chatting?

456
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Speaker 1: Do you so chat's bad? That's bad?

457
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Speaker 5: Trod my cane in good English?

458
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Speaker 14: Next one, next one, okay, so the next one.

459
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Speaker 1: Gucci Gucci. That's that's good.

460
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Speaker 4: Cools, it's cool.

461
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's good.

462
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Speaker 4: That's Gucci.

463
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cool.

464
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Speaker 4: Guccie's cool.

465
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Speaker 1: Yeah, the boys.

466
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Speaker 4: The boy Gucci?

467
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Speaker 1: Did you have that? Nineteen forty five?

468
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Speaker 4: I was on the pitchers in Normandy.

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Speaker 15: Then, I mean, I guess it's an old brand, so

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Speaker 15: you guys might yeahda, Next one, all right, Next one,

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Speaker 15: main come.

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Speaker 4: As well, you're amazing.

473
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Speaker 1: She's really showing her.

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Speaker 4: She's going in chewing gum. I'm just telling you fly

475
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Speaker 4: and chewing you around. O. God, that's cool.

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Speaker 14: Nice, it's fresh breath, you know.

477
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, of course.

478
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Speaker 1: Okay.

479
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Speaker 14: Main character, so you're having I don't want to give

480
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Speaker 14: it away by putting in a sentence, but main character,

481
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 14: like someone is the main character, their main their.

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Speaker 1: Main character, Like someone's main character the alpha dog, like

483
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Speaker 1: the alpha, the alpha.

484
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Speaker 4: The main character. Yeah, they're the leader, the leader, the leader.

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Speaker 1: Main character, like Kim Kardashian of the Kardashian Klan would

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Speaker 1: be the main main character.

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Speaker 14: Okay, it's you kind of you're on the money almost.

488
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Speaker 14: So main character is like someone's having a main character moment.

489
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Speaker 14: Is the person who stands out, like when someone walks

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Speaker 14: into a room, you have.

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Speaker 4: A main character moment.

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Speaker 1: I like, like you're.

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Speaker 14: Looking at the window.

494
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Speaker 5: You're having a main character moment right now.

495
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Speaker 4: It's like cool lingo inception, you're doing the things.

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Speaker 1: Is it the Will and Woody shows at the show?

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Speaker 4: Wow? Nice? Is that it.

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Speaker 3: Character?

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Speaker 4: Great main character moment? Great gear, Welcome back anytime.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

501
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 5: Every Friday, we get a chance to repitch our rejected ideas.

502
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 4: Woods. Now I've lobbed you another one.

503
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:28,680
Speaker 1: Here you've raised the white flag and I didn't raise.

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Speaker 2: It's will and Woodi's rejected.

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Speaker 4: Ideas last sixteen weeks in the cold.

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Speaker 5: It's You're like the Ford that hasn't kicked a goal

507
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Speaker 5: in twenty games and I'm running into an open goal.

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Speaker 4: Square handball to you.

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Speaker 1: Well, I appreciate the handball.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 1: Last week Willing rejected ideas.

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Speaker 4: When I won, we redid that was another handball.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, okay, well, you give me a lot of handballs.

514
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Speaker 1: I appreciate them. We were redoing Abba songs. We were

515
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Speaker 1: covid theming songs up because there was a rumor last

516
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Speaker 1: week that Abba were returning. News today is that Abba

517
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Speaker 1: are coming back. They have released a new album for

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Speaker 1: the first time in forty years, which is which is

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Speaker 1: very very exciting and signing desperate.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 1: Wow whack from Will Well? No, really, Jesus Christ, you're

522
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: whacking everyone. Happened here now? Last week when we covied

523
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Speaker 1: up Abba songs, there was one musical genius who happened

524
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Speaker 1: to call the show, and she dropped this just masterpiece.

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Speaker 5: All right, let's see what she got, Dina. We haven't

526
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Speaker 5: got any music to backyard off you go.

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Speaker 3: Le's okay, it's covert COVID.

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Speaker 7: It's not so funny in this.

529
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Speaker 4: Cot shocking.

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Speaker 1: We've been singing.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what was worse about.

532
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Speaker 5: I think that the best part about that was that

533
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Speaker 5: the reason that she called was because she had it.

534
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:55,879
Speaker 4: There was a prize there for her to call with.

535
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Speaker 5: She scrambled for her phone, called, obviously without thinking about

536
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Speaker 5: the lyrics, but still went for it.

537
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Speaker 4: She didn't even parody the song. She just said, COVID,

538
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Speaker 4: bit of money she did.

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Speaker 1: It was absolutely genius, and she joins us. She joins

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Speaker 1: us on the phone again, welcome back. Thanks very good.

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Speaker 1: I feel like this is your on core Dina. We've

542
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Speaker 1: had so many fans reach out to us. They want

543
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Speaker 1: to hear more from you because they were blown away

544
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Speaker 1: by your performance.

545
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Speaker 4: Did you are What did you think of your song

546
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Speaker 4: last week? Dina?

547
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, could you get any planer? My kids

548
00:25:31,680 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 3: had a good laugh at it.

549
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Speaker 1: I can tell you that well, so did we, Dina.

550
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Speaker 1: This is your on cord Dina. We we just want more.

551
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Speaker 1: So I believe you have written some more covided up

552
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Speaker 1: Abba songs.

553
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Speaker 12: Yeah I have.

554
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Speaker 4: I've got Fernando extraordinary.

555
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Speaker 5: Okay, Dina, are you an ever fan?

556
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Speaker 3: Yeah? I am.

557
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 4: Okay, so you're a big Aba fan and.

558
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,280
Speaker 3: So yeah I am. I love that.

559
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Speaker 4: But yeah, all right, okay, you can hear it. You

560
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Speaker 4: can hear it.

561
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Speaker 5: I mean you obviously you just know the song, so well, yeah,

562
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Speaker 5: take it away, Dina.

563
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:10,159
Speaker 3: Can you hear the sounds of lockdown? It was only

564
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Speaker 3: yesterday that I was totally COVID free.

565
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Speaker 4: You didn't even sing the chorus, you didn't. Why did

566
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Speaker 4: you stop at two lines?

567
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,360
Speaker 8: I couldn't move.

568
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Speaker 1: I couldn't all right, I always leave us one and more,

569
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Speaker 1: you always leave us one in more dinner? Do you

570
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Speaker 1: have any more? Dina? Do you have any more? Yeah?

571
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Speaker 3: Mama miaes again.

572
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Speaker 4: It's too and you're just gone for another two line up.

573
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Speaker 1: You're a Dina the two line specialists. Alright, give it

574
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Speaker 1: to us, Dina.

575
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Speaker 3: Okay, COVID lockdown, that's.

576
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Speaker 4: Money, money, money, that COVID, COVID, COVID. We've heard it.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Dan, here we go again? My my, Just how

578
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Speaker 3: much I hate.

579
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Speaker 1: You continue to blow us? Or why do you have

580
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: anything else? Diana or is that it?

581
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Speaker 4: That's that's the.

582
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:27,840
Speaker 3: Only thing in my repertoire. Guye's Oh well, you.

583
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Speaker 4: Being a breath of appreciator.

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Speaker 5: I'll tell you what it takes guts to call up

585
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:34,280
Speaker 5: when when you're actually talented Dina, so to call up

586
00:27:34,359 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 5: that you have it takes a whole other.

587
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Speaker 4: Level of guts. We bloody appreciate it.

588
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 5: So have yourself another hundred eats about you to enjoy.

589
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Speaker 3: Thank you, Thanks guys.

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Speaker 4: It's been a lot of fun, mate, it's been more

591
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Speaker 4: than a been fun. That has been a genuine highlight

592
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Speaker 4: for me.

593
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Speaker 1: Do you want to take us to the traffic with

594
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Speaker 1: the original Dina?

595
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Speaker 5: Yes?

596
00:27:54,160 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 3: Yes, covid, covid, covid, it ain't funny in this cold.

597
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:05,040
Speaker 6: Cloud.

598
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 5: Oh god, I look after yourself, mate, you're a buddy.

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Speaker 8: Good time.

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Speaker 5: It's the podcast Well It's Only Fans is a privatized

601
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,399
Speaker 5: website which was originally set up just for people to

602
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 5: follow people personally.

603
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 1: Get closer to celebrities, so unlixclusive content that you know

604
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,800
Speaker 1: you're getting more than what you're saying on their Instagram

605
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:29,119
Speaker 1: and stuff.

606
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:30,960
Speaker 5: And you pay for that, that's right, You pay for

607
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 5: a premium contact if you're like one on one style

608
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 5: service where they send you personalized videos and things. Now

609
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 5: you're paying for the content. You're getting personalized videos from people. Naturally,

610
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 5: that moved pretty quickly into pornography. I think something like

611
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,880
Speaker 5: eighty percent of OnlyFans pages are pornography. Now there are

612
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:53,760
Speaker 5: people out there who make porn who's living relies on

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Speaker 5: something like OnlyFans. So we've got one of the biggest

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Speaker 5: only Fanners I'll call her in Australia who joined right now.

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00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 5: She's a former V eight supercar driver, Renee Gracie joins

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Speaker 5: us from her home in Buzzy get a.

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Speaker 7: Renee welcome, Hi guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 1: Very very welcome, Renee. Can we just get an idea

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Speaker 1: on just how big you are on only fans? Renee? Like,

620
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Speaker 1: how much cash would you turn around on a standard

621
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Speaker 1: month just from OnlyFans content.

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Speaker 7: I'm six figures a month on only Fans at the moment,

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Speaker 7: so I'm doing quite well and it's relatively six figures

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Speaker 7: a month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, bloody hell, that is totally weld and so

626
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Speaker 1: and so what are we talking there, Renee? Like what

627
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: sort of content? Like, what what's the standard piece of content?

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Speaker 1: That's making this sort of money.

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Speaker 4: It's sort of questions.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm just saying family show show specific.

631
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Speaker 5: Do you want to be I don't think there's really

632
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Speaker 5: there's no family friendly answer to that.

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Speaker 4: You know exactly what she does.

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Speaker 1: Let me rephrase the question. I'll rephrase the question. Sorry, Renee,

635
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Speaker 1: I'm very unprofessional. So do you get requests from fans

636
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Speaker 1: to make things? Or do you just put stuff out there?

637
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: So I had I do both. I get requests from

639
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Speaker 7: people who have, you know, certain fetishes and desires, and

640
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 7: then I make my own content things that I might

641
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Speaker 7: want to make. I might be in a certain location

642
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,640
Speaker 7: on holidays, there's a nice view, you know whatever, and

643
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Speaker 7: I'll just make something and send that as well.

644
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,479
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, So Renee, before before we got into Woody's

645
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 5: question of what sort of videos do you actually make, Renee,

646
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Speaker 5: can I know what the transition was? Because you're you're

647
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Speaker 5: a vight supercar driver and now what like, how did

648
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 5: you transfer from driving cars to filming yourself having sex

649
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Speaker 5: and putting it on the internet?

650
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Speaker 7: Well, money is the main thing?

651
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Speaker 5: Was the point? What was the point there when you

652
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 5: were like, oh I could do this? How do you

653
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Speaker 5: know I'm kind of fascinated in how you get the

654
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Speaker 5: confidence to even consider that as a career path.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Well, I left racing and I continue to keep

656
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Speaker 7: my fan base. I thought when I finished racing, it

657
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 7: would all be over now and would want to hear

658
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,880
Speaker 7: about me or know about me again, But my fan

659
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:03,480
Speaker 7: base actually grew. I wasn't under control from managers or anybody,

660
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 7: so I was able to express myself, probably in a

661
00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:07,520
Speaker 7: new way that I never had when I raced. So

662
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,000
Speaker 7: I got tattoos, and you know, I did wear bikinis

663
00:31:10,040 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 7: and showed you know, more of my body and people

664
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Speaker 7: really liked that. So I got a lot of feedback

665
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 7: obviously from fans saying that they enjoyed that, and a

666
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 7: lot of them were telling me I should get on

667
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 7: only stands and show more. And I thought, well, well,

668
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Speaker 7: if people are going to pay, you know, when I

669
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 7: first started, I thought, well, if I get like ten

670
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,920
Speaker 7: people paying fifty dollars to see my boops, why not,

671
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 7: who cares? At least I'm not sending it to free

672
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 7: to some guy. Yeah, and it obviously wasn't like that.

673
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 7: It's guy rocketed, but that was the theory behind it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, we Renee, that is a fascinating story, mate,

675
00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 5: and that turned around in two or three years even shorter, I imagine,

676
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Speaker 5: And now all of a sudden, you're earning more than

677
00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 5: six figures a month. Gee whiz end. The kicking out

678
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 5: is that you could have it taken away from you.

679
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 5: I want to talk to you more about that. Right

680
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 5: up next, it's Will and what You've got. Renee Gracie

681
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 5: joining us. Renae Gracie, who joins us, is the star

682
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 5: of Only Fans, which is a prime the Ties social

683
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 5: media platform. So you pay specific people for them to

684
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 5: send you customized, personalized content words, you pay them for it.

685
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,080
Speaker 5: Originally that started out as anybody could do this, and

686
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 5: then eighty percent of Only Fans is now pawn. Renee

687
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 5: Gracie is one of those people. She joins us on

688
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:19,880
Speaker 5: the phone right now, Renee, I was reading before about

689
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 5: because I'm not on Only Fans, but I was reading

690
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 5: before about some of them.

691
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,000
Speaker 1: No one wants to see you naked, mate.

692
00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 4: Sorry, no, no, I didn't mean. I didn't mean I'm not

693
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 4: on my only page.

694
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 1: There's no dat for you.

695
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:32,720
Speaker 4: I wasn't saying that. I was saying, like, I don't

696
00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 4: follow anyone.

697
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 1: Only fans, Right, I was gonna say, I think Renee

698
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: knows you.

699
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 4: Should follow me.

700
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 5: Renee, what's what's the weirdest suggestion or request that you've

701
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 5: had on only fans?

702
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:46,240
Speaker 7: A constant one that I get, which I just don't

703
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:50,440
Speaker 7: understand is starting. It's like it's just something that I

704
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 7: don't get. They want me to like moan their name

705
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 7: and fart. But it's like, personally I still control of that.

706
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 7: It just comes, you know, I have no control over

707
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,680
Speaker 7: when it's coming and going or what it's I found like,

708
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 7: if I managed to get one on camera and it

709
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 7: was good, I would charge a lot because there's definitely

710
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 7: a high.

711
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 8: Demand for it.

712
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:07,719
Speaker 1: Sorry, how much? How much? Renee?

713
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 12: I probably do a.

714
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,600
Speaker 7: Couple hundred bucks depending on the length of It's.

715
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 4: A couple of hundred bugs for a fud gee?

716
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:19,040
Speaker 1: Where's Renee? From? Parts? To a more serious question, Renee,

717
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: how's this? I mean? You you have a family, no

718
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: doubt parents. How did that conversation go down when you

719
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 1: were telling them about, you know, this new vocation.

720
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 7: They were fine with it. I'm pretty lucky that my

721
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:38,800
Speaker 7: parents are not chill or relaxed or bad parents or anything,

722
00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 7: but they're pretty open to, open minded to I guess

723
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 7: how kids my age are doing things and with you know,

724
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 7: iPhones and all that sort of stuff. So you talk

725
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 7: about how it's changing my life and how much money

726
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,200
Speaker 7: I'm earning and doing all these things and the opportunity

727
00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 7: that it's given me and buying houses with this money.

728
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,480
Speaker 7: You don't really worry about the rest of it, you know,

729
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,000
Speaker 7: you don't really talk and sit down and go, well,

730
00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 7: what video is you filming this week?

731
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: It's not like, yeah, no, you.

732
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 4: Don't brainstorm that over the Sunday roast.

733
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: Should have seen the front of it yesterday, got me

734
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: a couple of hundred.

735
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:16,120
Speaker 7: I probably would tell him about that, son.

736
00:34:17,320 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 5: And the other part of this would I find fascinating

737
00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 5: is you have a boyfriend, right like you've got a partner,

738
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,959
Speaker 5: so and now he collects a correct me if I'm wrong,

739
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,760
Speaker 5: but a co star fee.

740
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 7: Yes, yep, that's what I call it.

741
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 4: For having sex with you. Yep, she is.

742
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 5: Now we're going to get off the phone with you

743
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 5: so you can call your boyfriend and get him to

744
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,480
Speaker 5: induce a fart out of you, catch it in a

745
00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 5: cup and sell it to someone that he's totally renee

746
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 5: extraordinary chat with you, mate, all the best with with

747
00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:48,480
Speaker 5: with all of it.

748
00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 4: Sounds like you're just killing it mate. You should, you should.

749
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 4: You should be proud you build a.

750
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:55,160
Speaker 5: Genuine empire there and good luck with everything in the future.

751
00:34:55,160 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 5: Thanks for coming on the show. Fascinating chat for us

752
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,399
Speaker 5: and hopefully to speak to you soon.

753
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,680
Speaker 9: I appreciate it, Gracie.

754
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 5: There of only fans and obviously the supercar fame totally wild.

755
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 4: You could get on there will mate. He said that

756
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:09,040
Speaker 4: as a demand three hundred dollars a fart.

757
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 5: Actually, I should be going to be like the goose

758
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 5: that laid the golden neck for us.

759
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: Seriously, how do I make an account? How do I

760
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: make an account?

761
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 4: Woody Podcast?

762
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,760
Speaker 5: What's the most embarrassing thing you've called an antaska.

763
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 4: For hired help? In general?

764
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,239
Speaker 5: What's a guy called Damien caught up yesterday, the little

765
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 5: man that you had hidden away in a box somewhere.

766
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:33,160
Speaker 5: You obviously got him to sign an NBA a non

767
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:36,880
Speaker 5: disclosure agreement, but he obviously got his tail up yesterday

768
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 5: and he called the radio show and ratted you out

769
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 5: because you paid him a lot of money to assemble

770
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 5: a flat pack. Damien, You've also been paid a whole

771
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 5: lot of money for not doing much of wood his house.

772
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:51,640
Speaker 13: I put up a small shirt actually that cast and

773
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 13: probably by one hundred and fifty box. I charged him fo.

774
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: I then got him back over a week later just

775
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: to hang up some pictures and he charged you through

776
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 1: the nose again and he.

777
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 5: Was was just the golden goose for these guys on

778
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 5: you when you light up with the request.

779
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 1: I once, I once called roadside assists. I won't say

780
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: which company, but roadside assists can be pretty expensive. Yeah,

781
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,440
Speaker 1: urgency roadside of systems.

782
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 5: There are too many of them, which one carry on

783
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 5: there's a rhymes with hem.

784
00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: It was on this in their fault. This is my fault,

785
00:36:30,520 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: but I've broken down. I couldn't figure it out. And

786
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: then you know, the guy came out and he's like,

787
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 1: does it turn over it all? No, no, no, nothing

788
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: like that. And then he gets in the car and

789
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 1: he was like, oh mate, your car was in drive.

790
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:47,880
Speaker 1: Had a good chuckle.

791
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 5: Well, this is the thing, like because I look, I'm

792
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 5: I'm going to stereotype here. But unfortunately for men, I

793
00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 5: think you know this, this can be a bit of masculating.

794
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,239
Speaker 4: There there are jobs, certain jobs which we are expected

795
00:36:58,960 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 4: to know how.

796
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 5: To do, and we're just meant to be born with it.

797
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,959
Speaker 5: We're just we're meant to know how to mowa lawn,

798
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 5: how to what's the word trim? I was gonna say,

799
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 5: trim your pups, trim your edges, Trim your edges is

800
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:12,120
Speaker 5: what I was after there.

801
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 4: You know you need to know how to paint. You

802
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,440
Speaker 4: meant to know how to do all these things.

803
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I like that. I'm flying the flag for

804
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:18,319
Speaker 1: challenging the stereotypes.

805
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 5: Will Yeah, and I love that too, because buddy funny stuff.

806
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 5: So thirty one and six five, give us a call.

807
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 5: I don't think that there is a male stereotype over

808
00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 5: just assembling a flatback. I think that's just common sense.

809
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:32,200
Speaker 5: It's designed for twelve year olds. So thirty one and

810
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 5: six five, you're happy to admit what embarrassing thing you

811
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 5: called some high to help for Jake, you've got a

812
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:38,960
Speaker 5: story for us.

813
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, So I locked myself out of my sister's house

814
00:37:43,120 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 12: three times in the one.

815
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,319
Speaker 4: Night Jesus one night.

816
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 12: Yeah mate, Yeah, how the back door You've got to

817
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 12: push the thing in and it tins the door with

818
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,720
Speaker 12: the latch sort of thing. So I've just not touched

819
00:37:57,719 --> 00:37:58,759
Speaker 12: it and shut the door and.

820
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,040
Speaker 5: So it's one of those auto locked doors when it closed, so.

821
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 4: You left and then it just that three times.

822
00:38:07,960 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, so sorry, Jake. On three separate occasions did a

823
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 1: locksmith drive out to let you back in the house.

824
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 12: So I was lucky. The first time it happened. I

825
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,120
Speaker 12: looked up the locksmith and it was like I called

826
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 12: him actually, and he said six hundred dollars or something

827
00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 12: something ridiculous because it was noon, it was near New Years.

828
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:24,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been hit by that, mate.

829
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:28,120
Speaker 7: Yeah.

830
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,640
Speaker 15: And then got on the phone.

831
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 12: To my old man and so he's whipped down from Corefield,

832
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 12: Seaford and he's broken into the house. Done the old school. Thought,

833
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 12: I'll get this into there and open the door for me.

834
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 12: And then the second time you come back down, so

835
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,600
Speaker 12: don't let it happen again. And it happened again, and

836
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,919
Speaker 12: he just left the breaking tools. He left the breaking tools.

837
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 5: Therefore, I love that he leved you in there for you, Jake.

838
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,520
Speaker 5: He obviously knew you were going to do it again,

839
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 5: and he was just I'm not coming.

840
00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 4: Back, mate.

841
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 12: It didn't happen after the third time.

842
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:05,080
Speaker 4: Oh god, well done. Third time. I'm very good all right,

843
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 4: we've got a Lissa. He's good.

844
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 5: We're talking about times you were embarrassed to call for

845
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,200
Speaker 5: their help, and I love this. Alyssa, you've called up

846
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 5: to grass on your boyfriend. Talk is through it? You

847
00:39:16,360 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 5: asked you boy your boyfriend called for a bit of help,

848
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 5: for someone to do a task for you.

849
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

850
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 8: He had a puzzle, a photograph of us made into

851
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 8: a puzzle, and he then called an air tasker to

852
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:33,640
Speaker 8: put the puzzle together. That's great, and so that he

853
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 8: could gift it to me. He couldn't be it was

854
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 8: a thousand piece puzzle. He was like, I'm not putting

855
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 8: that together myself, but he presented it to me.

856
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,879
Speaker 4: How much should he pay? How much did he pay

857
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:42,640
Speaker 4: the air tasker?

858
00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 8: Oh, it wasn't a lot because it took the air

859
00:39:44,880 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 8: Tusker something like three hours. That was a few hundred dollars.