Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you know I feel sorry for actually both the fans,
Speaker 1: the Lions fans and the Swans fans who have to
Speaker 1: actually come into Melbourne this week and go to that
Speaker 1: revolting airport that we have. Melbourne is an amazing city,
Speaker 1: but that airport is a dive, isn't it. I flew,
Speaker 1: I was away for a couple of days and I
Speaker 1: flew back into Melbourne on Thursday. There's like just getting
Speaker 1: out of there as well and going back home, there's
Speaker 1: like roadworks everywhere and again, oh it's even harder for
Speaker 1: them to get to it, and there's major, major roadworks.
Speaker 2: And there should be like apologies.
Speaker 1: Everywhere to all the Swans you know, who are flocking it,
Speaker 1: and they yeah, Lions fans who are coming you know,
Speaker 1: out of states are flyings and arrive at that airport.
Speaker 1: So we just had a week off and I went
Speaker 1: up to Byron Bay and I was staying at a
Speaker 1: retreat for three nights outside of Byron Bay. And I've
Speaker 1: noticed that the locals who don't don't want to say
Speaker 1: that they're from Byron Bay.
Speaker 2: They call it Northern Rivers.
Speaker 1: So it's in the Northern Rivers area, and there was
Speaker 1: there's a treat and it was only about twenty one
Speaker 1: of these little little rooms and they're all sort of
Speaker 1: quite close together, and one after I was the only
Speaker 1: I should just say, by the way, I was the
Speaker 1: only guy there.
Speaker 2: One guy? How many?
Speaker 3: How many other people?
Speaker 1: There was about thirty ish women and energy towards strong energy.
Speaker 1: A lot of us say this projection towards me because
Speaker 1: some of them were going through breakups with their husbands
Speaker 1: and as they were talking to me about it, they
Speaker 1: were like getting angry now a couple of times.
Speaker 2: So I'm not I am a man and I'm not
Speaker 2: the man that did that.
Speaker 1: And I know that I no, no, but just there
Speaker 1: it's the energy is really keep staring at me. And
Speaker 1: one of them was telling me what this husband done.
Speaker 1: True is pointing at me and went again, I'm Christian,
Speaker 1: I'm not the guy. But there was a there was
Speaker 1: a lot of just it was a lot.
Speaker 2: It's just a lot. There a lot of what they're
Speaker 2: going through.
Speaker 1: It's the only guy there, and they made me feel welcome,
Speaker 1: but every woman walked into there would just be like anyway,
Speaker 1: one afternoon after a massage. You know, you were talking
Speaker 1: about going for your massage, Patsy, and you get your
Speaker 1: a bit sort of you feel very grounded with a
Speaker 1: good massage, don't you feel like I really need to
Speaker 1: have a snooze now. And I went into what I
Speaker 1: thought was my room and then I saw that it
Speaker 1: was a lady on the bed in her dressing gown
Speaker 1: that I gave an absolute fright to because it was
Speaker 1: like normal doors, there were these sliding glass doors.
Speaker 2: And as I opened it, she looked at me and
Speaker 2: she sort of went, this is my room. And you know,
Speaker 2: when you're confused, she goes, this is my room. And
Speaker 2: then I think, oh my.
Speaker 1: God, she's lying on this bed in her dressing gown.
Speaker 1: And she went, oh, you gave me quite the fright.
Speaker 1: And then there was this strange thing for a couple
Speaker 1: of seconds. Well we didn't know. I didn't quite know
Speaker 1: what to do. And then when I told my wife
Speaker 1: that night, I so, do you want to believe there's
Speaker 1: accidentally got into the wrong room and lady on the
Speaker 1: bed in an interesting gown? My wife went, what's she attractive?
Speaker 1: This has got an accident? Is an accident, It is
Speaker 1: an accident. It's got nothing to do with that. It
Speaker 1: just seems suspicious to me. I've never heard of you
Speaker 1: doing this before you're away, you know, suddenly you're accidentally.
Speaker 1: I said, if I want to have an affair, I
Speaker 1: would just go door to door say are you interested?
Speaker 2: Will you touch it? The Christian O'Connell Show podcast us
Speaker 2: make your weekend Send Christian test.
Speaker 3: Us and see its words or less telling about your weekkend?
Speaker 2: Was it not?
Speaker 1: Did you go to Hends? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Full three one oh four three? What happened to you
Speaker 2: this weekend? Patsy?
Speaker 4: I am morphing into my parents. I was on Facebook
Speaker 4: the other night in bed and I noticed one.
Speaker 2: Of my cards depressing.
Speaker 4: Don't you check your phone before you go to sleep?
Speaker 2: We go on Facebook?
Speaker 1: That sere there, fellow middle aged mumblers.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's so boring, so boring, you age yourself.
Speaker 2: You're calling them that I've got other stuff.
Speaker 4: I'm on Insta as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but your heart belongs to Facebook.
Speaker 3: Your daughters, wouldn't they laugh?
Speaker 1: They go people like you old people? Because I was like,
Speaker 1: I think I need to get a TikTok account that
Speaker 1: won't stay off his head. Facebook's more thing. I shut
Speaker 1: my account down, and he's going so boring.
Speaker 4: I must have have Facebook for family.
Speaker 2: And friends, school friends. What are you reading on that?
Speaker 4: Well, one of my friends had just posted talking about
Speaker 4: getting old, posted this picture, beautiful picture of her veggie garden.
Speaker 2: Shut it down.
Speaker 1: You're missing sure, and then you find yourself commenting on
Speaker 1: just nothing.
Speaker 3: A nice keen.
Speaker 1: Was because someone put a new baby photo up there
Speaker 1: and another friend didn't comment on it for three days.
Speaker 2: They fell out for a year.
Speaker 1: Really, yes, no, people lose their mind about what kind
Speaker 1: of emoji you did?
Speaker 2: The thumb down, the thumb up.
Speaker 4: Well, I did like Jody's post because I was very
Speaker 4: joy I went to school with us.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I didn't know this is the character.
Speaker 4: Anyway, I did go to I did go to comment,
Speaker 4: and then I deleted it because I thought this is
Speaker 4: like a.
Speaker 2: Like a you've got a problem.
Speaker 4: Because I started to write it has been a spectacular season.
Speaker 2: For citrus.
Speaker 4: Citrus, and I was remembering Jack's lemon tree, which isa lemons.
Speaker 2: There's a Facebook post? How big are these lemons? Madam?
Speaker 4: But I thought, no, I sound like my mother. Delete delete, delete,
Speaker 4: delete delete, So I backed down.
Speaker 1: But you'll be back in their next cover day is
Speaker 1: Commington on some posts, some boring photo from a friend.
Speaker 2: Oh what a lovely season it's been for citrus three lights.
Speaker 2: Damn it, Jackie boy, what's your six word? Weekend?
Speaker 3: Realizing you can't go anywhere nice with kids, So as
Speaker 3: Gordy gets to two and a half years old, we
Speaker 3: went away to any Lee's beach house, which is a
Speaker 3: stunning house. And we used to love going there because
Speaker 3: it felt really lux and we wouldn't usually hold and place,
Speaker 3: and it was free and you can put your feet up.
Speaker 3: But now all of a sudden you're not yore because.
Speaker 1: Beautiful place he's got there, and he cares about it,
Speaker 1: and he's a very clean ordered man.
Speaker 3: So two couples and two toddlers.
Speaker 1: That I don't know, you might as well just take
Speaker 1: two drunks and put them in there. Seriously, they'll be
Speaker 1: the same effect.
Speaker 4: They've probably got like nice works of arts.
Speaker 2: Yes, an ornamental pieces, nice works as original from the
Speaker 2: one hundred soon he going brought it?
Speaker 1: Has he been in there, presents them good one hundred
Speaker 1: and he's written these irritating kids books.
Speaker 3: That's the end of my story. Gordy threw a Picasso
Speaker 3: in the pool now we've got to pay for it.
Speaker 3: But he's got all. He's got a lot of frame
Speaker 3: photos up at Gordy's level. So Gordy's carrying Andy's family
Speaker 3: into the toilet and put it down, and then anything
Speaker 3: that has a button on it, so he's got all.
Speaker 3: The blinds are remote controlled, all the eirconnes are remote controlled.
Speaker 3: Gordy's carrying them into different rooms, so we don't know
Speaker 3: which one goes where. Then at one point the two
Speaker 3: of them had an axe from the far for cutting
Speaker 3: the firewood outside they carry It's heavy and so heavy
Speaker 3: they got to carry it together. And then of course
Speaker 3: when you're packing up the house Sundays, how did you
Speaker 3: even hours and hours? Because as you go to one
Speaker 3: room and you're like, all right, put all these like
Speaker 3: ornamental wooden bowling pins back where they belong, and then
Speaker 3: you go and pack your suitcase, and then all of
Speaker 3: a sudden, the bowling pins are spread out across the
Speaker 3: land room. Again, it took three times as long to
Speaker 3: pack up as he would usually getting out of a
Speaker 3: house normally.
Speaker 1: I used to think when when the girls were younger
Speaker 1: than that age, like it's almost like they're making their
Speaker 1: own hidden camera pranctures.
Speaker 2: We're like, you've got to be everyling with me. You know,
Speaker 2: they know they know what they're doing here. This isn't
Speaker 2: like once. Maybe it's an accident, but it's an orchestra
Speaker 2: reign of tens.
Speaker 3: Let's remove one thing from all the different games, from Backgammon,
Speaker 3: from connect force that all the pieces aren't perfectly back
Speaker 3: where they left.
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