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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know I feel sorry for actually both the fans,

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<v Speaker 1>the Lions fans and the Swans fans who have to

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<v Speaker 1>actually come into Melbourne this week and go to that

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<v Speaker 1>revolting airport that we have. Melbourne is an amazing city,

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<v Speaker 1>but that airport is a dive, isn't it. I flew,

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<v Speaker 1>I was away for a couple of days and I

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<v Speaker 1>flew back into Melbourne on Thursday. There's like just getting

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<v Speaker 1>out of there as well and going back home, there's

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<v Speaker 1>like roadworks everywhere and again, oh it's even harder for

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<v Speaker 1>them to get to it, and there's major, major roadworks.

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<v Speaker 2>And there should be like apologies.

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<v Speaker 1>Everywhere to all the Swans you know, who are flocking it,

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<v Speaker 1>and they yeah, Lions fans who are coming you know,

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<v Speaker 1>out of states are flyings and arrive at that airport.

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<v Speaker 1>So we just had a week off and I went

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<v Speaker 1>up to Byron Bay and I was staying at a

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<v Speaker 1>retreat for three nights outside of Byron Bay. And I've

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<v Speaker 1>noticed that the locals who don't don't want to say

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<v Speaker 1>that they're from Byron Bay.

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<v Speaker 2>They call it Northern Rivers.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's in the Northern Rivers area, and there was

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<v Speaker 1>there's a treat and it was only about twenty one

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<v Speaker 1>of these little little rooms and they're all sort of

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<v Speaker 1>quite close together, and one after I was the only

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<v Speaker 1>I should just say, by the way, I was the

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<v Speaker 1>only guy there.

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<v Speaker 2>One guy? How many?

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<v Speaker 3>How many other people?

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<v Speaker 1>There was about thirty ish women and energy towards strong energy.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of us say this projection towards me because

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<v Speaker 1>some of them were going through breakups with their husbands

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<v Speaker 1>and as they were talking to me about it, they

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<v Speaker 1>were like getting angry now a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm not I am a man and I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>the man that did that.

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<v Speaker 1>And I know that I no, no, but just there

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<v Speaker 1>it's the energy is really keep staring at me. And

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<v Speaker 1>one of them was telling me what this husband done.

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<v Speaker 1>True is pointing at me and went again, I'm Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not the guy. But there was a there was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of just it was a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a lot. There a lot of what they're

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<v Speaker 2>going through.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the only guy there, and they made me feel welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>but every woman walked into there would just be like anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>one afternoon after a massage. You know, you were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about going for your massage, Patsy, and you get your

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<v Speaker 1>a bit sort of you feel very grounded with a

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<v Speaker 1>good massage, don't you feel like I really need to

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<v Speaker 1>have a snooze now. And I went into what I

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<v Speaker 1>thought was my room and then I saw that it

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<v Speaker 1>was a lady on the bed in her dressing gown

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<v Speaker 1>that I gave an absolute fright to because it was

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<v Speaker 1>like normal doors, there were these sliding glass doors.

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<v Speaker 2>And as I opened it, she looked at me and

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<v Speaker 2>she sort of went, this is my room. And you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you're confused, she goes, this is my room. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I think, oh my.

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<v Speaker 1>God, she's lying on this bed in her dressing gown.

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<v Speaker 1>And she went, oh, you gave me quite the fright.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there was this strange thing for a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of seconds. Well we didn't know. I didn't quite know

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<v Speaker 1>what to do. And then when I told my wife

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<v Speaker 1>that night, I so, do you want to believe there's

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally got into the wrong room and lady on the

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<v Speaker 1>bed in an interesting gown? My wife went, what's she attractive?

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<v Speaker 1>This has got an accident? Is an accident, It is

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<v Speaker 1>an accident. It's got nothing to do with that. It

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<v Speaker 1>just seems suspicious to me. I've never heard of you

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<v Speaker 1>doing this before you're away, you know, suddenly you're accidentally.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, if I want to have an affair, I

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<v Speaker 1>would just go door to door say are you interested?

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<v Speaker 2>Will you touch it? The Christian O'Connell Show podcast us

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<v Speaker 2>make your weekend Send Christian test.

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<v Speaker 3>Us and see its words or less telling about your weekkend?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it not?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to Hends? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Full three one oh four three? What happened to you

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend? Patsy?

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<v Speaker 4>I am morphing into my parents. I was on Facebook

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<v Speaker 4>the other night in bed and I noticed one.

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<v Speaker 2>Of my cards depressing.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you check your phone before you go to sleep?

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<v Speaker 2>We go on Facebook?

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<v Speaker 1>That sere there, fellow middle aged mumblers.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, it's so boring, so boring, you age yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>You're calling them that I've got other stuff.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on Insta as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but your heart belongs to Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>Your daughters, wouldn't they laugh?

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<v Speaker 1>They go people like you old people? Because I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I need to get a TikTok account that

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<v Speaker 1>won't stay off his head. Facebook's more thing. I shut

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<v Speaker 1>my account down, and he's going so boring.

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<v Speaker 4>I must have have Facebook for family.

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<v Speaker 2>And friends, school friends. What are you reading on that?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, one of my friends had just posted talking about

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<v Speaker 4>getting old, posted this picture, beautiful picture of her veggie garden.

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<v Speaker 2>Shut it down.

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<v Speaker 1>You're missing sure, and then you find yourself commenting on

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<v Speaker 1>just nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>A nice keen.

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<v Speaker 1>Was because someone put a new baby photo up there

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<v Speaker 1>and another friend didn't comment on it for three days.

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<v Speaker 2>They fell out for a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, yes, no, people lose their mind about what kind

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<v Speaker 1>of emoji you did?

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<v Speaker 2>The thumb down, the thumb up.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I did like Jody's post because I was very

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<v Speaker 4>joy I went to school with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, I didn't know this is the character.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, I did go to I did go to comment,

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<v Speaker 4>and then I deleted it because I thought this is

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<v Speaker 4>like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a you've got a problem.

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<v Speaker 4>Because I started to write it has been a spectacular season.

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<v Speaker 2>For citrus.

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<v Speaker 4>Citrus, and I was remembering Jack's lemon tree, which isa lemons.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a Facebook post? How big are these lemons? Madam?

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<v Speaker 4>But I thought, no, I sound like my mother. Delete delete, delete,

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<v Speaker 4>delete delete, So I backed down.

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<v Speaker 1>But you'll be back in their next cover day is

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<v Speaker 1>Commington on some posts, some boring photo from a friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what a lovely season it's been for citrus three lights.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn it, Jackie boy, what's your six word? Weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Realizing you can't go anywhere nice with kids, So as

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<v Speaker 3>Gordy gets to two and a half years old, we

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<v Speaker 3>went away to any Lee's beach house, which is a

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<v Speaker 3>stunning house. And we used to love going there because

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<v Speaker 3>it felt really lux and we wouldn't usually hold and place,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was free and you can put your feet up.

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<v Speaker 3>But now all of a sudden you're not yore because.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful place he's got there, and he cares about it,

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<v Speaker 1>and he's a very clean ordered man.

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<v Speaker 3>So two couples and two toddlers.

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<v Speaker 1>That I don't know, you might as well just take

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<v Speaker 1>two drunks and put them in there. Seriously, they'll be

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<v Speaker 1>the same effect.

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<v Speaker 4>They've probably got like nice works of arts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, an ornamental pieces, nice works as original from the

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred soon he going brought it?

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<v Speaker 1>Has he been in there, presents them good one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and he's written these irritating kids books.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the end of my story. Gordy threw a Picasso

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<v Speaker 3>in the pool now we've got to pay for it.

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<v Speaker 3>But he's got all. He's got a lot of frame

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<v Speaker 3>photos up at Gordy's level. So Gordy's carrying Andy's family

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<v Speaker 3>into the toilet and put it down, and then anything

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<v Speaker 3>that has a button on it, so he's got all.

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<v Speaker 3>The blinds are remote controlled, all the eirconnes are remote controlled.

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<v Speaker 3>Gordy's carrying them into different rooms, so we don't know

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<v Speaker 3>which one goes where. Then at one point the two

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<v Speaker 3>of them had an axe from the far for cutting

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<v Speaker 3>the firewood outside they carry It's heavy and so heavy

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<v Speaker 3>they got to carry it together. And then of course

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<v Speaker 3>when you're packing up the house Sundays, how did you

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<v Speaker 3>even hours and hours? Because as you go to one

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<v Speaker 3>room and you're like, all right, put all these like

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<v Speaker 3>ornamental wooden bowling pins back where they belong, and then

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<v Speaker 3>you go and pack your suitcase, and then all of

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<v Speaker 3>a sudden, the bowling pins are spread out across the

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<v Speaker 3>land room. Again, it took three times as long to

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<v Speaker 3>pack up as he would usually getting out of a

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<v Speaker 3>house normally.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to think when when the girls were younger

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<v Speaker 1>than that age, like it's almost like they're making their

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<v Speaker 1>own hidden camera pranctures.

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<v Speaker 2>We're like, you've got to be everyling with me. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>they know they know what they're doing here. This isn't

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<v Speaker 2>like once. Maybe it's an accident, but it's an orchestra

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<v Speaker 2>reign of tens.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's remove one thing from all the different games, from Backgammon,

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<v Speaker 3>from connect force that all the pieces aren't perfectly back

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<v Speaker 3>where they left.

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<v Speaker 2>How can we really screw with them? The Christian Connell

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