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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Gay guys, you're about to hear Thursday's podcast.

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Speaker 1: Uh and jeez is Carlson.

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Speaker 2: She's anaughty woman, but she was sorry, that's already getting

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Speaker 2: messages a great show.

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Speaker 1: There you go.

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Speaker 3: That's well, there you go. That's from a good source. There,

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Speaker 3: that's from mum. She loved it. She had the last

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Speaker 3: five five minutes the tax block. Yeah, she's a fan

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Speaker 3: of that.

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Speaker 1: You have the tex chat? Did you surprise me? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: that's actually turning out to be a bit of fun.

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Speaker 2: The block that we get in from H and R Block.

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Speaker 2: But look that you know that's late in the show.

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Speaker 2: It's bit of a cookie for you guys at the

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Speaker 2: Carlson she's a big name. She was on the show

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Speaker 2: talking some some pretty extraordinary gear, largely about the size

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Speaker 2: of a vagina, which you know, rattle the people rattled us.

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Speaker 1: No, I didn't you threw her in there? Not in

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Speaker 1: not in there of words?

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Speaker 3: Would he's going to be hargh to be honest, Yeah, Actually,

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Speaker 3: what I want to explain anymore, you'll just have to

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Speaker 3: figure out when you listen to the podcast, or you

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Speaker 3: just have to find out how she starts talking about that.

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Speaker 3: But it makes sense and it's not inappropriate from us,

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Speaker 3: I don't think. We also talk about Canberra police struggling

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Speaker 3: with nude people.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which is extraordinary. We've got a bit of a

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Speaker 2: twist on what's your pawn? Yeah, yeah, we'll leave that

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Speaker 2: for you guys. I mean the rattling one for me today.

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Speaker 2: Oh he has a huge you know I'm an astrology buff. Yes,

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Speaker 2: it really gets me going thinking about how the star

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Speaker 2: signs billions, trillions of miles away, spinning on different orbits

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Speaker 2: and have nothing to do with us, have any impact

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Speaker 2: on our personalities.

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Speaker 1: But you know that gets me going. You know that

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Speaker 1: gets me going.

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Speaker 3: You don't bring your crystals in here for nothing? Well,

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Speaker 3: I hit them up. I hit them up every night.

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Speaker 3: That's it, getting some of that moonlight baby. Yeah and yeah,

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Speaker 3: so a crystal put through his scrotum, didn't you will?

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Speaker 1: No, it's called a King Albert. Except it's getting late.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. So we probably should have started the podcast.

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Speaker 2: You want to keep going to get me Bradley news

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Speaker 2: today from NASA about the fact they have changed star signs. Yes,

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Speaker 2: and it's going to affect everyone. There's a new star sign,

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Speaker 2: so affect you. I mean, weird areas we can keep going.

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Speaker 2: Something else is put through my corrosium. Why was I

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Speaker 2: even thinking that?

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Speaker 3: I was just trying to show how Joe was that

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Speaker 3: that was a bit off, wasn't a jump, But that's

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Speaker 3: that's different for you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I wouldn't say that on air. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I'm professional broadcast. I wouldn't say a different day. I

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Speaker 1: also saw a sign from Woody.

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Speaker 3: Actually he really went a caller on the show today,

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Speaker 3: but she doesn't normally do normally.

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Speaker 1: Will is the one that is just Joy called her

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Speaker 1: a bitch. Joy, Yeah, called Joy.

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Speaker 3: She said that she wouldn't date someone who has allergies,

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Speaker 3: and I said to Joy, allergies are a serious problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, piss off, so you can that.

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Speaker 3: I didn't sayis'd be so much, but I was thinking that.

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Speaker 3: But I called her a bitch, did you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I felt bad about it immediately, Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

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Speaker 3: I said it pretty I said it was a high tane.

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Speaker 3: It's like, oh, you bitch, but you know you became

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Speaker 3: a bit of a bitch.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The irony, Well, I mean, the other.

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Speaker 2: Interesting thing about the show, if we're really picking it apart,

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Speaker 2: is I mean, jeez, Woods, you mean you, I mean

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Speaker 2: I was. I was kind of just you know, pinch

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Speaker 2: hitting for the show. I mean it was really I

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Speaker 2: was playing your role. Sit back and.

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Speaker 3: Yeah when you look at it there and so shit,

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Speaker 3: pretty loose show.

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Speaker 1: Everyone like, don't expect any don't expect.

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Speaker 3: To learn anything from this show starts with a bit

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Speaker 3: it was amazing, kicks off with a bit of Bachelor

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Speaker 3: and Paradise gear. Actually just a bit of pop culture

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Speaker 3: for everyone. If you're a fan of that show.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what no, go on, I've slipped up

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Speaker 2: in this podcast interest so you need to to No, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna sleep. We had Abby Chatfield on the

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Speaker 2: show yesterday. She's obviously in Bachelor in Paradise and you

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Speaker 2: watched it, watched the whole thing last night. That's all

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Speaker 2: I'll say about that for In addition, let's start the

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Speaker 2: podcast then. Yeah, yeah, that's fair. It's a Thursday, Will

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Speaker 2: and Woody is who you're listening to often do What's

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Speaker 2: your Pawn? A little bit later on on a Thursday,

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Speaker 2: bit naughty, it's a tweak on it today today stay

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Speaker 2: tuned to find out what that is.

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Speaker 3: Who said the boys are lazy? Hey, let's talk about

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Speaker 3: Bachelor In. That's clever what I've done there. Bachelor in

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Speaker 3: Paradise at debuted last night. Gee whiz, was it hot

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Speaker 3: last night?

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Speaker 1: Will? I watched it?

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Speaker 2: What's that the Bachelor In? I saw you do it,

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Speaker 2: and I mean it looked it looked fun, It looked fun.

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Speaker 1: It felt good. It feels good.

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Speaker 2: We spoke to Abby Chatfield last night from The Bachelor In.

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Speaker 2: You assume it was good. It was good good, It

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Speaker 2: was good. It was a good thing. The trilogy is

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Speaker 2: always bad.

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Speaker 3: So Aby Chatfield we spoke to on our show Yes today,

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Speaker 3: She in no uncertain terms, said she was keen on

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Speaker 3: Tats McKee aka Kieran Scott and they ended up in

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Speaker 3: bed together.

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Speaker 1: Wow wee wowie. Yeah, Like there were like night vision

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Speaker 1: cameras like this is first not surreal. It was surreal.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I know Channel seven now has Big Brother,

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Speaker 2: Brother up late days, wasn't it ever? She whiz, I

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Speaker 2: recognized that grainy bedroom footage. I was thirteen year as

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Speaker 2: a sick man.

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Speaker 1: We all used to watch it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well I certainly did earlier in the episode.

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Speaker 5: Though.

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Speaker 3: Was it was one thing I did really enjoy was

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Speaker 3: they all had this dinner and basically you were able

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Speaker 3: to anonymously put questions in a box at the dinner,

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Speaker 3: which could specifically be asking any islander any question you

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Speaker 3: want to know, So basically it's an important question you

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Speaker 1: Hook up with them.

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Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, someone whacked a question in there, asking Kieran again.

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Speaker 3: Tat's McGee CAAs put a question in this asking why

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Speaker 3: did your last relationship end?

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Speaker 6: Here's what Kieren said, went away for a wedding, ended

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Speaker 6: Obviously it was a mistake, shouldn't done it or at

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Speaker 6: the time I was like, I don't want to be

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Speaker 6: if I do this and it will end And still

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Speaker 1: And I was sending up.

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Speaker 3: A bit of a tone shift at dinner, that's for sure,

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Speaker 3: bit of a tone shift. Yeah, here's the interesting question though,

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Speaker 3: are listening right now. Thirteen one oh six five, Zu number,

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Speaker 3: what's the most important question you'd want to ask someone

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So what's the piece of information that you'd really

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Speaker 3: want to know about someone before you decide?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I might date that person.

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Speaker 2: It's like it's a can't blanche question and they have

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Speaker 3: It's what's the most important question that you could ask someone?

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Speaker 3: Keen for you guys to get involved here thirteen one

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Speaker 1: Have you got a question? I think so? I think so.

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Speaker 1: Hit me.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit more like I mean, I know you

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Speaker 2: know you're a bit of a gagsman. Mine's a bit

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Speaker 2: more serious. I'm not a gagsman. Don't don't put me

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Speaker 2: in that box. I can be serious, versatile, I'm a

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Speaker 1: How much a question I'll handle it?

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Speaker 2: Of your attributes, My question I reckon would be do

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Speaker 2: you think that there's a specific person for everyone?

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Speaker 1: I think that would be my question. And what's a

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Speaker 2: Well, for me, I probably want to hear no, because

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Speaker 2: I don't think that there is interest.

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Speaker 1: And I just reckon that.

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Speaker 2: Ever, that you've got to work really hard on whatever

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Speaker 2: you're constantly figuring out whether you're the miracle person for

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Speaker 1: It's a good one. Will I want to hear yours now?

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 3: What's the most important question you'd want to ask someone

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Speaker 2: Can you poo in the same house as them? Good

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Speaker 2: question you should have asked you last girlfriend. Come on, hey,

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Speaker 2: it's willin Wody on a Thursday.

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Speaker 1: You listen a kiss.

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Speaker 2: I hope everyone's having a wonderful drive home, or if

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Speaker 2: you're if you're still at home, I mean, if you're

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Speaker 2: in Victoria, we're probably on your smart speaker.

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Speaker 1: On the iHeartRadio appwards talking about Bachelor in she started again.

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Speaker 2: So on the show last night, it's awesome, It's bloody awesome.

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Speaker 4: Will.

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Speaker 3: They gave the island as an opportunity to anonymously ask

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Speaker 3: any of the other islanders a question, any question they

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Speaker 3: had to answer the question.

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Speaker 2: Classic producing on one of these scandalous sex shows isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It was good producing though, because it was riveting TV.

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Speaker 2: It's just like a playbook that you could write right

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Speaker 2: first night, get them all to ask a question. Second night,

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Speaker 2: everyone swaps beds.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, that happened on the first night as well,

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Speaker 3: gracious through the rule book out last night, bloody Earth

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Speaker 3: they did. So I'm asking you guys now thirteen one

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Speaker 3: oh sixty five. What's the most important question you'd want

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Speaker 3: to ask someone before dating them?

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Speaker 1: God? Craig here, Craig, what's the question?

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Speaker 7: A love dogs?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a big one for a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: So, Craig, if that's so, you meet the perfect woman,

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Speaker 3: you go on a date, they couldn't be better.

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Speaker 1: They say they hate dogs all.

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Speaker 2: Over virtually A virtually Yeah, that's it's damning stuff. But

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Speaker 2: I think it says a lot about a person. If

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Speaker 2: they don't like dogs, that's a lot about their personality.

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Speaker 3: What if it's a scared of dog, they would have

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Speaker 3: a phobia of dogs? Will it says something about the person?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? It does? Right?

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Speaker 3: Got Joanne here? Joanne, what's the question for you?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 4: I would definitely like to know if they're married.

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Speaker 3: This is deep, Joanne? And again it's a good question

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Speaker 8: Ask a Joy what allergies from your.

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Speaker 2: Where's that? When we needed sluggish paneling? If we're being honest?

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Speaker 2: You can't use any swearing. Let's not try and be

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Speaker 1: Is the new thing? Is there anything you've got up

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Speaker 2: We're the first show she's speaking to since replacing Linza

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Speaker 1: Look, that was a bad idea for me. It was

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Speaker 2: Listen, good gain to come here on Kidz, Isn't the

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Speaker 2: After a bit of a tweak on What's your Pawn?

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Speaker 2: Standard segment on a Thursday. That's taking me very shortly,

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Speaker 3: Will you have a phenomenal ability at finding the negative

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Speaker 3: in very very positive stories.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do this again. And you don't

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Speaker 3: I think you're a realist, and I think it's important

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Speaker 1: And I just think it's handy to having.

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Speaker 1: Right now.

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Speaker 2: There's some phenomenal news today from doctor Anthony Fauci.

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Speaker 1: Than one vaccine that would be available. Phenomenal news news.

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Speaker 1: Why would you say anything negative about that.

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Speaker 3: Why would you want to Well, you tell me, well,

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Speaker 2: It was I don't.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm shattered about that. You've done it. You've

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Speaker 1: Oh no, woody, come on?

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Speaker 1: Do we not do Kenya?

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Speaker 2: A lot of there's already a lot of flags about

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Speaker 3: Well, if you can't do it, you can wave the

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Speaker 3: He's constructed a little sanitary station, effectively using just a

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Speaker 1: Hope everyone's having a wonderful drive home. Don't forget.

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Speaker 2: We've got five and to give away at five o'clock

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Speaker 3: So well, the Canbra Police are doing routine door knocks

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Speaker 2: The door them we the Act, they breed them weird.

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Speaker 1: What are they thinking like, put some jocks on.

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Speaker 2: Regardless of who you think is answering the door, you

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Speaker 1: That's not the answer to my question.

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Speaker 3: So, the the most undressed I've been is Tao, because

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Jesus, here we go, and a neighbor

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Speaker 2: Go, and she she answered the door topless. You remember

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Speaker 2: this don't look at me like you don't. Oh my god,

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Speaker 3: So if you've got a job, not sorry, not just

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Speaker 1: Okay, so people who knock on random doors, Yeah, what's

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Speaker 1: If nudity is involved, bloody hell.

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Speaker 1: I haven't told anyone.

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Speaker 2: Posting kiss welling whatdy on a Thursday?

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Speaker 1: What's your born?

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Speaker 2: Is right up next wards right now, though, we'd love

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Speaker 1: If you're a deli driver essentially of some sort, yeah,

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Speaker 3: Have any job that involves you knocking on random doors

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Speaker 3: so your hover witnesses you, those calls will take your over. Well,

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Speaker 3: we wouldn't take you over himself, but bloody earth, why

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Speaker 1: You know scouts. Scouts knock on doors and sell cookies.

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Speaker 3: houses that are in quarantine, and they've had to put

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Speaker 3: out an official statement asking people to put clothes on

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Speaker 3: when they answer the drawer, there's like a significant number

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Speaker 3: of Camberians a nude maybe out in the wind.

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Speaker 1: Maybe it's policy, maybe it's the name. It's the policy

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Speaker 1: in the act. That's the deal.

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Speaker 2: You have to make a door, you have to ask

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Speaker 2: the door nerd, that's the deal.

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Speaker 3: Potentially. Well, let's go to James on thirteen one oh

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Speaker 3: sixty five. James, what's your job?

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Hey, boys, So I was a pizza delivery guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and this one delivery.

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Speaker 8: That the instructions to deliver was super weird. It was

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Speaker 8: like go down this alleyway, like climb over the backspan,

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Speaker 8: nu under the windows so no one can see you.

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Speaker 11: And I'm thinking.

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Speaker 4: This is this is weird.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So by the time I get to the back door,

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Speaker 6: turns out it was this like vegan party and mind

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Speaker 6: a barbecue.

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Speaker 10: Meat lover and this guy he lasted loud, couldn't handle.

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Speaker 1: It is extraordinary. Gold Games, Gee was amazing. Let's go

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Speaker 1: to Juliana.

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Speaker 3: Met Juliana with this experience you've had when making a

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Speaker 3: delivery or knocking on a random door.

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Speaker 11: So I worked for a charity in America and then

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Speaker 11: Thanksgiving we go around knocking to deliver like Thanksgiving meals

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Speaker 11: at hotels. So we knocked on this one hotel door

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Speaker 11: and this guy opened it up and there was the

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Speaker 11: bed just inside the door, and there is this four

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Speaker 11: foot of guana on his bed.

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Speaker 1: Jesus wow, four foot of guana.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it's really random.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's definitely random. Yeah, thanks the call, Juliana.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to say? Well about the iguana? Well,

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Speaker 2: I was like, an iguana is a lizard, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: It's a huge lizard. It's more than a lizard. Will

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Speaker 2: more than a lizard. You got any other comments on

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Speaker 2: the You look like you've got something.

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Speaker 10: I did.

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Speaker 2: I had something in mind, but we've moved on to Glenn.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to know about the guys iguana.

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Speaker 1: Get Glenn. How I am? I a four foot lying

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Speaker 1: on his face, ready to go.

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Speaker 5: I'm wonderful.

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Speaker 1: Good here, Glenn, I've.

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Speaker 8: Got a lor my Landscope and Company.

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Speaker 1: Per what's the business? Then give it a bug? Going right?

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Speaker 3: Lord?

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Speaker 11: Doctor Camden?

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Speaker 2: Nice lawn, Doctor Camden. Hey is this the Glen Glenn

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Speaker 2: we've called the show before. This is Glenn.

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Speaker 1: This is Glenn. This is Glenn from Glenn twenty exactly right. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm good to hear from Welcome back, let Matte.

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Speaker 8: And I knocked on the door and the five year

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Speaker 8: old son decides to start peeing through the fly screen door.

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Speaker 4: On the.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting now hoke it up to date.

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Speaker 2: Everyone, you listen a Will and Woody on a Thursday,

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Speaker 2: you're a whisker away from Australia's Easiest Quiz and five

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks. But look, before we get there, hold your horses,

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Speaker 2: because on a Thursday, normally, normally we like to ask

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Speaker 2: people words, what's a little mundane thing that gets you going?

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Speaker 2: What's your pawn? What's what's a satisfaction pawn for you?

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Speaker 2: But look, you know it's been a bit of a

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Speaker 2: tricky time recently. You're either going into a further lockdown

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Speaker 2: or you're just coming out of a lockdown. And look,

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Speaker 2: we just we just thought that people have got more

515
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Speaker 2: things to winge about at the moment than necessarily things

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Speaker 2: that are genuinely satisfying them. So today we've moved what's

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Speaker 2: your pawn into what's your pain?

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Speaker 1: What's your pain? Tell me what's your pain?

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Speaker 2: That's like, dick, yeah, look a little bit more of

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Speaker 2: a sad night. But I feel like these will come

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Speaker 2: to mind quickly. I mean, like, you know, I've made probably,

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Speaker 2: you know, somewhere near a billion cups of tea in

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Speaker 2: the last sort of three months being at home and

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Speaker 2: being obviously with you all the time. And I realized

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Speaker 2: my pain was when you know, one in ten, maybe

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Speaker 2: one in fifteen cups of tea and put the bag

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Speaker 2: in there, and then I pour the hot water in

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Speaker 2: too fast and the string falls in with the bag.

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Speaker 1: You know what, I was just painful. I only got

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Speaker 1: to fish it out.

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Speaker 3: I'm getting holes in my bag occasionally, like if I

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Speaker 3: really the hamm of the bag, I'm finding that I'll

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Speaker 3: get a little tear in there. And then you got

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Speaker 3: loose leaf in your hot water. The worse, I think,

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Speaker 3: worse than a hole in your bag.

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Speaker 1: Mane that one for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm finding that, you know, when you get that little

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Speaker 3: bit of nail in the corner of your fingernail, that

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Speaker 3: tiny little bit, yeah, you go, I want to rip

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Speaker 3: it out. Oh when you rip it out, it hurts, yeah, kill, yes,

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Speaker 3: kills your I've got a lot of pain. I got

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Speaker 3: a lot of pain, you know. Yeah, And Ben, you're

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Speaker 3: looking at your phone, you're lying down, you're looking at

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Speaker 3: your phone. You know, you just get a bit excited

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Speaker 3: and you slip and you drop your phone on you.

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Speaker 1: That hurts so much more than you think, like it's heavy.

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Speaker 1: What about what about.

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Speaker 2: When you you got toasting the toast. The toast comes out,

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Speaker 2: it's asolutely perfect toast, it's perfect toast. And then you

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Speaker 2: got your butter ready, but you didn't get your butter

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Speaker 2: out of fridge quick enough. It hasn't been getting ready

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Speaker 2: enough and you put the butter on and it's like

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Speaker 2: scraping a rock over the toes and you absolutely ruin

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Speaker 2: the toast. But we've got obviously loads of these. But

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Speaker 2: forty one and six y five give us a call

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Speaker 2: right now. What's your pain, Australia. We would love to

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Speaker 2: hear from you. I'm sure there's something that's been niggling

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Speaker 2: you're during io. It's kiss hey, it's will Is. The

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Speaker 2: Calson is going to join us later on. We have

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Speaker 2: a first show Get This, that she's speaking to since

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Speaker 2: replacing Lindsay Lohan and the mask singer, So we get

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Speaker 2: the full scoop on that from really shortly. But in

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Speaker 2: the meantime, but I off a twist on what's your pawn,

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Speaker 2: it's what's your pain?

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Speaker 5: What's your pain?

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Speaker 1: Tell me what's your pain? Yeah, we're just thinking there's

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Speaker 1: lots of people.

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Speaker 2: If you're in victoria, you're going into isolation for all

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Speaker 2: of other people. Even going out of isolation, I'm sure

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Speaker 2: there's lots of things that you're realizing you actually hate

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Speaker 2: about the people you have to hang out with in

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Speaker 2: society in general. So look, thirty one or six five,

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Speaker 2: give us call what's your pain? We've got Andrew here, Andrew,

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Speaker 2: what's your pain?

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Speaker 5: Okay, will go? What are you mate? Real quick?

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Speaker 2: Mate? When you stub your big toe and sweel back

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Speaker 2: about poor.

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Speaker 1: Stubbing your toe? Is We spoke about this on the

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Speaker 1: show the other.

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Speaker 2: Day in terms of disproportionate pain like that, you've actually

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Speaker 2: just stuffed up a little bit. You just you didn't

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Speaker 2: quite get where the edge of the bed was or

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Speaker 2: whatever it was. But the result is just it's not

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Speaker 2: fair that it hurts that much for such a small error.

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Speaker 1: It's like earning your tongue. It's not fair.

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Speaker 2: It's unjut. I think God stuffed up the mats there somewhere. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: We've got Catherine I'm gonna real gripe about this stuff

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Speaker 2: because you're quite uncoordinated.

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Speaker 3: You tell so much more than it should anyway, Catherine,

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Speaker 3: what's your pain?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 10: So when you finally step through all of your washing

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Speaker 10: in the washing baskets only for someone to add something

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Speaker 10: to it.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just dot there. I mean maybe it's because

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Speaker 3: I didn't washing by myself. Wait till you get through

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Speaker 3: your washing basket.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so like I'll do all of my washing and

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Speaker 10: my partner you add something to it right when I've

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Speaker 10: washed everything, so you.

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Speaker 1: Don't know what's doing and what's cleaning? What you mean? No, there,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll help you out. I'll help you out.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's painful for me.

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Speaker 2: We were all trying, we're all trying, and she's live

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Speaker 2: on radio. It's tough for Look, Katherine, we helped you

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Speaker 2: as much as we could. I'll tell you what is

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Speaker 2: painful though. You put your washing into the washing machine,

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Speaker 2: and then some idiot, largely your girlfriend whose name is Sam,

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Speaker 2: puts a tissue in one of her pants or something

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Speaker 2: that is simple.

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Speaker 3: That is simple, you know, when you forget that you've

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Speaker 3: put washing in the washing machine, and then it gets

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Speaker 3: it stays in there and gets that stink about it.

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Speaker 8: You know that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know that. I know you have stink.

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Speaker 1: It's going to Joshy so many washing pains.

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Speaker 2: Washing is painful though, yeah, washing is painful, Joshy, mate,

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Speaker 2: what's your pain?

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Speaker 8: Boys?

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Speaker 2: How are you doing good?

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Speaker 1: We're cool?

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 1: So I'm in Victorian.

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Speaker 2: I was still doing having to go into the office for.

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Speaker 5: Work my own.

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Speaker 3: I only ever seem to receive phone calls when I'm

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Speaker 3: away from my desk.

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Speaker 1: It's what's with that?

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Speaker 3: Do I get what it always happens to me?

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Speaker 1: You don't even you don't have a desk a cool one,

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Speaker 1: and I wasn't there. I've got one hundred percent. Alright,

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Speaker 1: go with you. You never you never had you you

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Speaker 1: don't have it. Hey, we're gonna go to the easiest quez.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for all the calls there, Jesus loads coming through

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Speaker 1: it for that. Maybe we do it again next week.

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Speaker 1: Five huntre bucks to give away pem Randa will tell

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Speaker 1: you all about it. Kiss podcasting, bangod afternoon. Everybody, it

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Speaker 1: is kissing.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody are We are having a wonderful time

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Speaker 2: in here. And Wood's even more of a wonderful time.

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Speaker 2: Knowing La Carlson's going to join us on the show.

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Speaker 2: We've got the exclusive with the first people speaking to

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Speaker 2: her since it's been announced she's going to be replacing

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Speaker 2: Lindsay Line on the Mark Singer. She's fresh off the

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Speaker 2: boat from a New Zealand. She's in her hotel in

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Speaker 2: Sydney in quarantine. Fourteen days with the first show. She's

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Speaker 2: speaking to us. That's huge for the boys. Absolute scoop.

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Speaker 8: What a coup?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, never, never happens, No absolute coup.

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Speaker 2: We've got five at a bucks to give away every day

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Speaker 2: five o'clock with a stray is easiest quiz.

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Speaker 3: Truliesious plain Today we've got Emma.

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Speaker 1: Emma, there are thirty seconds on the clock. You've got

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Speaker 1: to get ten questions right.

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Speaker 3: You can pass on any question and we have to

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Speaker 3: take your first answer first.

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Speaker 1: How are we Emma?

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Speaker 5: Good guys?

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Speaker 3: How are you fantastic? I'll tell you, well, let's get

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Speaker 3: that five hundred bucks hasn't gone off for a while, Emma.

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Speaker 3: And I'm I'm just sensing from you intelligence.

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Speaker 5: There's a whole wealth and knowledge in here.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice, Emma, tell us the most tell us, tell

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Speaker 2: us the smartest thing you know?

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Speaker 5: Umm, oh yeah, no, see I just just made a

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Speaker 5: fool myself.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, your panics there, and that's what you can't do

668
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Speaker 3: in the quiz. We've got the panic out of the way,

669
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Speaker 3: which is good.

670
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Speaker 2: It's a tough question. It's a really tough question. Just

671
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Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense. All right, here we go, thirty

672
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Speaker 2: seconds on the clock. Ten questions, mate, that's all you need?

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Speaker 1: Raw behind you? Are you ready?

674
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Speaker 2: Yep?

675
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Speaker 5: Ready to go?

676
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Speaker 1: What colors the inside of a rock melon?

677
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Speaker 5: All right?

678
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,160
Speaker 2: What country is Usain Bolt from?

679
00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 5: Jamaica?

680
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 1: What food does pop I usually eat? Spinach? What famous

681
00:30:54,440 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 1: band was Paul McCartney.

682
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Speaker 8: A part of paor McCartney beetle?

683
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Speaker 2: If you freeze water, what do you get? What's the

684
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 2: fourth digit of your phone number? I'm what's twenty divided by.

685
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 11: Four twenty divided by four five?

686
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: What's your favorite ice cream flavor?

687
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 5: Chocolate?

688
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,720
Speaker 2: What country Shortmand is from? What sound does it tad

689
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: bole make Godilocks? And how many beers?

690
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:16,000
Speaker 11: Three?

691
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 3: So I'm pretty sure you've definitely got the last answer.

692
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,080
Speaker 3: I'll just confirm outside with the judge. Did you get

693
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:25,600
Speaker 3: the last tide question?

694
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Speaker 1: In so, she she made the last one.

695
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 3: Okay, made the last one? Okay, dookie. So you've answered

696
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 3: enough questions. That's good news. Any questions you're worried about, Emma.

697
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Speaker 5: Ah, maybe you say Bolt, I'm just gonna say Africa.

698
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:54,400
Speaker 1: I don't know that's a continent. Not that smart, Emma.

699
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Speaker 2: I don't normally allow this, but junior producer George look

700
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Speaker 2: like he's about to piss his pants unless he talks.

701
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Speaker 2: So what if a gun, mate, you carry on like

702
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:02,400
Speaker 2: a frog and a sock out?

703
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: What's the issue? What's the issue? You've interrupted the suspense? Question?

704
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 2: Six fourth Digita's phone number here, George, piss off, mate.

705
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:13,840
Speaker 2: We don't want to hear it. Now we're going back

706
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Speaker 2: to Emma.

707
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 1: She's wrong. She might have more than one phone number, Mate,

708
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: she might have more one phone number.

709
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 4: I tell you my normal phone number is zero, call

710
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 4: one right, two, double three, one EIGHTHI convincing off.

711
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 2: She's not calling off her normal phone number. And you

712
00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,640
Speaker 2: didn't think that through. And because of that, after the show,

713
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 2: team Weggie, you know the rules. Emma also just gave

714
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 2: out a number of live on radio. You might get

715
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: a few prank calls tonight. We know that you're anxious

716
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 2: about the five hundred bucks given and given away.

717
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,320
Speaker 1: Yes, it might come out of your paycheck. It's usually

718
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: given that you just interrupted the quiz.

719
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Speaker 3: Let's go back to the question you're worried about though.

720
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Speaker 3: What country is Usaying Bolt from? You answered Jamaica.

721
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Speaker 2: Before I reveal this, I will say that before this

722
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: question you've got nine out of nine.

723
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Speaker 1: So if you get this right, you've got five hundred bucks.

724
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:01,959
Speaker 2: Jees m, before but beforewards goes there, I mean five

725
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 2: hundred bucks these times, what's what would go to you're

726
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 2: talking to me, I'm talking to Emma, obviously, she's the

727
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,240
Speaker 2: one that did the quiz. What would you do with

728
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 2: the five hundred?

729
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 10: My friend deb to cancel her wedding, So we're going

730
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,120
Speaker 10: to throw a big Hen's party steel because she's devastated.

731
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 1: Oh that is yeah.

732
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 3: If you need a topless bartender, Will is your man.

733
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 3: That was a shop that he held before radio. He

734
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:32,120
Speaker 3: was called Sloppy Sam and he was a farreman. Okay,

735
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 3: so let's get back to the final question. The country

736
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 3: that Usain Bolt is from is Jamaica.

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Speaker 2: You've got five hundred.

738
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Speaker 1: Have an awesome Hen's party, great thing you're doing floddy,

739
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:49,360
Speaker 1: great style.

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00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 2: Fam, I no worries it all, mate, have yourself a

741
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 2: wonderful Thursday.

742
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: How good is that?

743
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 2: That's how your players as easy as quiz. Everyone listening

744
00:33:57,440 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 2: right up next with your India star signs off the Press.

745
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 2: This is pretty rattling news for anybody that associates with

746
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 2: their star sign. NASA have a new one, which means

747
00:34:07,120 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 2: that your star sign could and probably has changed. I'll

748
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 2: tell you about it right up next on Kiss with

749
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: kiss Well and Muddy on a Thursday. Isla Carson is

750
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 2: going to be on your radios in fifteen minutes right

751
00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 2: after a belter of a song at five point thirty tune.

752
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 2: But Woods, look, I'd love to hear from some people

753
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 2: right now on thirty one oh six five. If you've

754
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 2: got a tick, please give us a call. If you

755
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 2: identify with your star sign, so do you? You know

756
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:39,799
Speaker 2: you read it in the paper and you align with

757
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,600
Speaker 2: the personality traits ge whiz. You might even have a

758
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: tattoo you know like it just it speaks to you.

759
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 2: A lot of people are obsessed with their star signs,

760
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,600
Speaker 2: big people on the astrology. I think it's an absolute

761
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 2: croc personally, but I've I've been on on more than

762
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 2: five occasions I've been on a date with a woman.

763
00:34:57,840 --> 00:34:59,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's asking you've been an a date on the

764
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Speaker 3: woman more than five times. I mean like on separate

765
00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 3: dates different people.

766
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: I understand that.

767
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,719
Speaker 3: And on the first date they will ask me what

768
00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 3: my star sign is a thing when I'm well, one

769
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 3: of the first things I asked me is what star

770
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 3: sign are you? And if I'm not a right star sign,

771
00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 3: it'd be daated over like it's so important.

772
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,759
Speaker 2: It means a lot to people. That's why I know

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00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,160
Speaker 2: thirteen one, six five. If you're into it, I would

774
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 2: really love to hear from you, because some pretty interesting

775
00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 2: news today Brittish news. Look, I'm gonna admit, for the

776
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 2: skeptics of those out there, I'm going it gave me

777
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,319
Speaker 2: a bit of a giggle. It's given me a bit

778
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 2: of a laugh today. I'm devastatd it's given me a

779
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 2: little bit of a laugh. Wad you're laughing? Fresh off

780
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 2: the press, NASA have basically said that everyone's had the

781
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 2: star signs wrong for a for a long time because

782
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 2: there's a new constellation which has slipped into the pecking order,

783
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: and as a result, there's a reshuffling of the dates

784
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: I've been shuffled, so it's called off cuss good one.

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00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,920
Speaker 3: I think they had an apartment, which is what you

786
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 3: have gone with, not off I've already forgotten it.

787
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 1: What would you have gone for?

788
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: Well, you put me on the spot there. One might

789
00:36:12,719 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 2: have been the time to you know, cacophony.

790
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 3: What I don't know. I love that word cacophony. New

791
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 3: constellation called David. Whole bunch of weird noises. Now it's

792
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:27,080
Speaker 3: got offus.

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00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:27,520
Speaker 1: I'm not looking.

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00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,880
Speaker 2: Here's what I'm not going to tell you guys exactly

795
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:35,799
Speaker 2: which dates of us has taken over. But I've got

796
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: a chart in front of me which tells you where

797
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 2: everybody's moved to as a result.

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Speaker 1: So that's what I need. Thirty one six five. I'll

799
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 1: explain more up next.

800
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 2: But if you identify with your star sign, if all

801
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 2: the traits match up for you, if you've got a

802
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: goddamn tattoo, I would love to hear from you right now,

803
00:36:53,640 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 2: thirty six do it next on.

804
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,440
Speaker 1: Kiss will them. I don't want to break your world down,

805
00:36:58,600 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: but I.

806
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 2: Doot it's case swelling Woody on your Thursday afternoon and

807
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 2: look pretty rattling stuff. I'm going to be honest, it's interesting.

808
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 2: But at the same time, a lot of people care

809
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:15,959
Speaker 2: a lot about astrology, so this is this is tough

810
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 2: to hear, but essentially NASA's put their hand up and

811
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 2: they said, look, guys, we've cooked. It turns out that

812
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:26,319
Speaker 2: there is actually a thirteenth star sign if you like,

813
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,280
Speaker 2: I mean, they've given it the catchy name of Offcus.

814
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: It'll be an octopus. Well it's not.

815
00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: It's the it's the traditional medical snake that twirls around

816
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 2: the staff.

817
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,879
Speaker 3: Stuff you nessa like have some fun, honestly. So I'm

818
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 3: so happy, So the Bigs, the Russians.

819
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 11: One.

820
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: The devastating thing is that for everyone you know, when

821
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 2: you slide this in that that doesn't just mean that

822
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: one star signs affected. It's a full reshuffle for all

823
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,680
Speaker 2: the other twelve, which means for a lot of people

824
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,359
Speaker 2: who care a lot about stuff signs, and let's face it,

825
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 2: a lot of people, do you whatever you thought you

826
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 2: identified with is going to change. So we've got Jess here,

827
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: who's called on thirty one and six five.

828
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: Jess, you're big on your star signs?

829
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm pretty big on the old star sign.

830
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 2: All right, what's your well let's kick it off with

831
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 2: your birthday, like, what's what's your birthday?

832
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 1: What's your star sign? Currently?

833
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,600
Speaker 11: So I'm October first and I was a Libra.

834
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 2: You're October first. You're October first, and that means you

835
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 2: were a Libra. Yeah, so libra? Can I say they're

836
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:35,279
Speaker 2: represented by the scales? Bit boring? But you have a

837
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:38,879
Speaker 2: fixation on balance and harmony. That's pretty nice.

838
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 1: Nice. What is she going to come though? Will?

839
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:45,279
Speaker 2: Actually she's similar to you woulds Unfortunately for you, Jess, Well,

840
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:47,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's unfortunate, but you are now

841
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,280
Speaker 2: a virgo.

842
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 10: Yeah, it is very unfortunate.

843
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,760
Speaker 1: Why is that? Because you're deep rooted in the material world.

844
00:38:55,120 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 1: So sorry, you couldn't be deep the material this ever,

845
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: think about it.

846
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 3: But signed it turns out you're now materialistic. You know what,

847
00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 3: You're also a goddess of wheat. Bad news for you, Jess,

848
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 3: I mean for a lot of people, this is going

849
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 3: to be tough. I hope you haven't got any tattoos

850
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 3: or anything like that. Well, we've got.

851
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:20,439
Speaker 1: Steve here, Steve, hey, boys, good mate.

852
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,880
Speaker 2: Now, I said that is a bit of a gag,

853
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:27,919
Speaker 2: But the producers are telling me you've got a tattoo made.

854
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 5: My first tattoo was my staff on.

855
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 1: Okay, what was it? Mate? What's your start sign?

856
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,240
Speaker 5: I'm an Aries and I'm an absolute arian.

857
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 3: That's the ram, isn't it? That means you're audacious and

858
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 3: you're a powerful man.

859
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:42,880
Speaker 1: Stuff, got it all mate?

860
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,319
Speaker 5: One lived by the book? Yep?

861
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:48,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right, So let me just have a

862
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 2: look here, so with offcus included here. Yeah, it's a shock.

863
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 2: It's a shock it map. Look, it's this new news

864
00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 2: for everyone. We all just have to accommodate U as

865
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 2: an Aria.

866
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: What did you say? Your birthday was the seventh?

867
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Speaker 2: Okay, So as a result, you've now you've now moved

868
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Speaker 2: from an Aries the powerful ram to Pisces the fish.

869
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Speaker 1: I'm not happy. No, it's not not happy. It's not

870
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: all bad, mate. Theis means you've absorbed every lesson. So

871
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,839
Speaker 1: are you've taken it all in?

872
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 5: I'm definitely not. I'm definitely not all Are you?

873
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: Are you are? I'm sorry? And see you see you

874
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,520
Speaker 2: said you had a tattoo. What do you You might

875
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 2: just have to go down to the parlor and see

876
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,200
Speaker 2: if they can change that ram to a fish.

877
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,320
Speaker 8: I'll get a Dragon put on there or something.

878
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 5: I think I'll just stay in there is off forget

879
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 5: I heard all about this.

880
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:50,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, perfect, it is bliss mate, true Pisces behavior.

881
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,680
Speaker 1: Apparently, thanks for coming on the air.

882
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 2: Steve is going to join us after the chu Chen

883
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: for everyone else, someone's.

884
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Speaker 1: To check that out.

885
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Speaker 2: By the way, there's a there's a chart that everyone

886
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Speaker 2: can go and see themselves, just to see exactly what

887
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Speaker 2: you've changed to and who you now are, which you know,

888
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Speaker 2: I mean, unfortunately for me, I've become an.

889
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Speaker 3: Offera Cus and you are an off your Cus. Yeah

890
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Speaker 3: what does that mean? Christ knows?

891
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Speaker 2: Podcasting now, as Brandy and Monica the boys mind, you're

892
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Speaker 2: listening to Will and tuning in by a great summer

893
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Speaker 2: five Dirty every day to get you through the worst

894
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Speaker 2: of the traffic. I hope everyone's having a wonderful Thursday.

895
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Speaker 1: We've got a very special guest who joins us right now.

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Speaker 7: This absolute gem of a comedian is a South African Kiwi,

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Speaker 7: mother of two and di y extraordinary, but as far

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Speaker 7: as labels go, she refers to herself as a Lesbiterian,

899
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Speaker 7: a lovely little blend of Lesbian and Presbyterian. Perfect.

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Speaker 1: When she's not with.

901
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Speaker 5: Her wife Julie, for attending church.

902
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 7: She's getting ready for a brand new chalk token African.

903
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 5: It's important to have a token African, you know, for

904
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Speaker 5: putting a show together, or you know, even circle of

905
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Speaker 5: friends always have one that's quite nice, you know, is

906
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Speaker 5: someone to bring them meat.

907
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Speaker 7: So you're very good at barbecue and masking.

908
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Speaker 1: In the glory of a brand new Netflix special of

909
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Speaker 1: a Qualified Loser, you.

910
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 5: Need to tell us everything.

911
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Speaker 7: Have a little bit of fun with you and the boys.

912
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Speaker 7: It is a carson at the show.

913
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: Welcome, I have for coming very well.

914
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:27,919
Speaker 2: I want to talk to you all about your new

915
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 2: Netflix special Overqualified Loser, which.

916
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,799
Speaker 1: People can check out.

917
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,720
Speaker 2: But before we get to that, there's the big news

918
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 2: that you are replacing Lindsay Loewen on the mask singer.

919
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,120
Speaker 5: I know I was surprised to her too.

920
00:42:42,239 --> 00:42:50,880
Speaker 2: I think have you got any I mean, obviously you

921
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 2: know similarities. Do you think with Lindsay like they've obviously

922
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,520
Speaker 2: gone for somebody you know who's a similar sort of

923
00:42:55,560 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 2: personality on the show.

924
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:57,920
Speaker 1: Do you think you're any similar?

925
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 5: Coming on similar in the same both female and forum

926
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:05,520
Speaker 5: and I think that's basically.

927
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, no, fair enough she's an interesting kettle of fish,

928
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,520
Speaker 2: Lindsay Lowen. So I think it's a wonderful joy stole.

929
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,880
Speaker 2: It's exciting to think that you're gonna be on our

930
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 2: TV screens a bit more, mate. So I'm very much

931
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 2: looking forward to that, particularly given after watching a bit

932
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Speaker 2: of Netflix last night watching Overqualified Loser, you stand up

933
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 2: special there. I think a particularly pertinent story for right

934
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 2: now was you're talking about getting a full health check.

935
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,200
Speaker 1: In and around these times.

936
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: And look, I'm a guy obviously, so I've never had

937
00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,919
Speaker 2: a perhaps mere before.

938
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Speaker 5: But you should definitely get one. That's really.

939
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 2: You told hilarious storys are about a bit of confusion

940
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:54,759
Speaker 2: that you had with a nurse whilst getting a perhaps me.

941
00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 1: Are you able to just refeat that for us please?

942
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:01,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll just quickly give you a little synopsis on that,

943
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,040
Speaker 5: because it is very important to go for your paston

944
00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 5: and it's also very important to not look at the

945
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Speaker 5: list ever.

946
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Speaker 10: I mean, it's their job to make sure that you're comfortable. Yeah,

947
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 10: and they do.

948
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Speaker 5: You know what's happening. But she thought you know, because

949
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 5: I mean she is checking me out, you know, she's

950
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 5: like in a very personal way. And she then in

951
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 5: her mind decided that I was a virgin, and she's

952
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 5: preparing me for what could happen, and she's just checking,

953
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:32,839
Speaker 5: you know, had I.

954
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,800
Speaker 10: Ever slept with anyone?

955
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,919
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, he's you know, like as much

956
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 5: as I can get, you know. And I told her

957
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:43,759
Speaker 5: I was married. Yeah, my waiting room. And then she

958
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 5: thought she had just cracked the case. Why it opened,

959
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Speaker 5: that's why everything was so tiny.

960
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 10: She's like, have you had sex with the man though,

961
00:44:54,520 --> 00:44:57,520
Speaker 10: like you know have And I just had to say

962
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Speaker 10: her lot lady, yeah, I have just and disappointment.

963
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:10,919
Speaker 1: That is an amazing show. Did you say you're saying

964
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 1: the show that's the small armon I'm talking about this.

965
00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, what are you going to do?

966
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 2: It's the smallest one she's ever come across.

967
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, And you know what I would have said, because

968
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 5: a lot of people, you know, sort of I don't

969
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:27,720
Speaker 5: know what's and what's not. And hundred percent that happened

970
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,880
Speaker 5: at our nurse And every time I see it, she

971
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 5: laughs at me. I have the smallest vagina.

972
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Speaker 10: She's ever workless and thank forties and you know it,

973
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Speaker 10: you're proud.

974
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Speaker 5: Of course, I didn't skanky out of my twenty.

975
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Speaker 1: There's a lot we're going to go to a June.

976
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 2: I think we've probably had enough talking about your papaya

977
00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 2: for one of a better words, I've got more.

978
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: It's more of Amanda and more of a grape friend. No,

979
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: where is it all?

980
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 4: Mate?

981
00:46:01,320 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: We've got more with a La Carlson.

982
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 2: Right up next, we're going to talk to us more

983
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,719
Speaker 2: about her brand new show, which is rescheduled dates for

984
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 2: Token African starts Offtober twenty twenty, runs all the way

985
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Speaker 2: through to Januey, twenty twenty one. Tickets as La Carlson

986
00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 2: dot com or Live Nation dot com. Are you more

987
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:17,680
Speaker 2: as La Carson? Right on next on Willimuddy Podcasting, Wow

988
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 2: the show Mate, Yeah, welcome, how's it going very well?

989
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:25,359
Speaker 2: I want to talk to you all about your new

990
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:30,359
Speaker 2: Netflix special Overqualified Loser, which people can check out. But

991
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:32,680
Speaker 2: before we get to that, there's the big news that

992
00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 2: you are replacing Lindsay Loewen on the Mask Singer.

993
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 5: I know it was a surprise to her too.

994
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,320
Speaker 10: I think.

995
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:49,440
Speaker 2: Have you got any I mean, obviously you know similarities.

996
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: Do you think with Lindsay like they've obviously gone for

997
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 2: somebody you know who's in similar sort of personality on

998
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 2: the show.

999
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 1: Do you think you're any similar?

1000
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 5: We're similar in the scenes that we're both female and

1001
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 5: forum and I think sperfically yes, yeah.

1002
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:04,480
Speaker 1: Okay, no, fair enough.

1003
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 2: She's an interesting kettle of fish, Lindsay Lowen.

1004
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:08,960
Speaker 1: So I think it's a wonderful joyce though.

1005
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:10,520
Speaker 2: It's exciting to think you're gonna be on our TV

1006
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 2: screens a bit more, mate, So I'm very much looking

1007
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: forward to that, particularly given after watching a bit of

1008
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 2: Netflix last night watching Overqualified Loser, you stand up special there.

1009
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:24,040
Speaker 1: I think a particularly.

1010
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 2: Pertinent story for right now was you talking about getting

1011
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:32,160
Speaker 2: a full health check in and around these times, and look,

1012
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 2: I'm a guy obviously, so I've never had a perhaps

1013
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:35,359
Speaker 2: here before.

1014
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 5: But you should definitely get one. That's really.

1015
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 2: You told a hilarious storys about a bit of confusion

1016
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:52,239
Speaker 2: that you had with a nurse whilst getting a perhaps here.

1017
00:47:52,239 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: Are you able to just repeat that for us please?

1018
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll just quickly give you a little synopsis on that.

1019
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 5: Very important to go for your person and it's also

1020
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 5: very important to not look at the nurse ever. I mean,

1021
00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 5: it's their job to make sure that you're comfortable. Yeah,

1022
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:13,520
Speaker 5: and that you know what's happening. But she thought, you know,

1023
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,400
Speaker 5: because I mean she is checking me out, you know,

1024
00:48:16,840 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 5: like in a very personal way. And she then in

1025
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 5: her mind decided that I was a virgin and just

1026
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:29,160
Speaker 5: preparing me for what could happen. And she's just.

1027
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,360
Speaker 10: Checking, you know, had I ever slept with anyone? I

1028
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 10: was like, yeah, he's you know, like as much as

1029
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 10: I can get, you know.

1030
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 5: And I told her that I was married. Yeah, my

1031
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 5: waiting room. And then she thought she had just cracked

1032
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 5: the case where it opened, that's why everything.

1033
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 10: Was so tiny. She's like, have you had sex with

1034
00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 10: the man though? Like you know, have And I just

1035
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 10: had to say her, look, lady, yeah I have. I

1036
00:48:57,160 --> 00:48:58,400
Speaker 10: understand disappointment.

1037
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:08,359
Speaker 1: That is an amazing show. Did you say you're saying

1038
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:11,120
Speaker 1: the show? It's the small armon I'm talking about this.

1039
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, what are you going to do?

1040
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 2: It's the smallest one she's ever come across.

1041
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, And you know what I would have said, because

1042
00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 5: a lot of people, you.

1043
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 10: Know, sort of I don't know what's and what's not.

1044
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 10: And hundred percent that happened at our nurse and every

1045
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 10: time I see it, she laughs at me. She so

1046
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 10: I have the smallest vagina she's ever workless, and and

1047
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 10: you know it means you're proud. Of course, I just

1048
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,200
Speaker 10: skanky out of my twenties.

1049
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:46,919
Speaker 1: We're going to go to a tune.

1050
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 2: I think we've probably had enough talking about your papaya

1051
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 2: for one of a better words.

1052
00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:57,120
Speaker 1: I've got more. It's more of Amanda and a grape friend.

1053
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 2: Nowhere is it all, mate, We've got more with the

1054
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 2: cars and right up next, we're gonna talk to us

1055
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:04,080
Speaker 2: more about our brand new show, which is reschedul dates

1056
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 2: for Token African. It starts October twenty twenty runs all

1057
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 2: the way through to January twenty twenty one. Tickets as

1058
00:50:08,640 --> 00:50:10,680
Speaker 2: La Carlson dot com or Live nation dot com. That

1059
00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 2: are you more as La Carlson. Run up next on Willing.

1060
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Speaker 1: Buddy Podcasting, No, Heyes, kiss Welle.

1061
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,320
Speaker 2: Mooddy on a furstday afternoon. Hope everyone's having a wonderful

1062
00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 2: drive home. We've got a very special guest in the

1063
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 2: studio right now to help all of you guys in

1064
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,520
Speaker 2: the most hectic time a year.

1065
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 1: Quill and what is tax time? With H and R Block.

1066
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:30,560
Speaker 1: This tax discussion is general only.

1067
00:50:30,719 --> 00:50:32,400
Speaker 3: Tax defends on your personal details.

1068
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Speaker 1: Please seek your own tax advice.

1069
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,520
Speaker 2: And as riveting and as on the edge seat as

1070
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Speaker 2: tax chat normally can be. Fear not people, because we

1071
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 2: have got a very riveting and enthralling guest in, Mark,

1072
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:46,879
Speaker 2: who joins from H and R Bloggers here all day, Hello,

1073
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,080
Speaker 2: every day this week in studio to answer everyone's questions

1074
00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:51,440
Speaker 2: about what you can and can't claim.

1075
00:50:51,760 --> 00:50:54,359
Speaker 1: I gave away one thousand bucks yesterday. Mark.

1076
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, let's see if we can keep up the

1077
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 8: good run.

1078
00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,200
Speaker 1: You're strict, Yeah, you're strict.

1079
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 2: Gotta be strict, don't give people and now and now

1080
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,120
Speaker 2: Mark told us off Mike before that he actually used

1081
00:51:04,160 --> 00:51:05,360
Speaker 2: to work for the ATI.

1082
00:51:06,200 --> 00:51:06,719
Speaker 1: This is true.

1083
00:51:07,040 --> 00:51:09,120
Speaker 2: So is he a turncoat? Is he a bit of

1084
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:11,959
Speaker 2: a judas m would you call it? Or I'm starting

1085
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,640
Speaker 2: to think that maybe you still do work for the

1086
00:51:13,719 --> 00:51:14,960
Speaker 2: A t O and you've gone under cover.

1087
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 8: All right, here we go.

1088
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,720
Speaker 1: All right, we've got Meghan joins on the prow.

1089
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 2: You've got special agent Mark, our tax expert from H

1090
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:30,880
Speaker 2: and R Blogers in the studio.

1091
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: Meghan, welcome to the show. Hi, thanks for having me Meghan.

1092
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 2: If you managed to slip this past international man of

1093
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: Mystery over here, you get yourself one thousand dollars thanks

1094
00:51:40,560 --> 00:51:41,319
Speaker 2: to H and R block.

1095
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 8: So what's okay?

1096
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,320
Speaker 4: So, as a personal trainer, I have to renew my

1097
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 4: CPR and first DADE each year, and I was just

1098
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 4: wondering I am allowed to claim that on cut?

1099
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Speaker 8: So are you the designated first aid person for the

1100
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:56,960
Speaker 8: place where you work?

1101
00:51:57,680 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 2: So?

1102
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,840
Speaker 9: Yeah, within the workplace, k.

1103
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,520
Speaker 8: I've got good news for you because the answer is yes,

1104
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 8: he's just trying production.

1105
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:10,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on. It's like you to

1106
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: look at you. We've got him on. Hey, Megan, you've

1107
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,399
Speaker 1: got a thousand bucks.

1108
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 3: By the way, that's totallyation. We've got your warm not

1109
00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,040
Speaker 3: so there's always a good time to pitch another deduction

1110
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 3: at you Mark Singing.

1111
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:27,560
Speaker 8: Lessons singing lessons? Are you a singer?

1112
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 1: Occasionally? Will back me up?

1113
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 8: Are you a professional thing? Do you earn money from singing?

1114
00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:32,399
Speaker 1: Well?

1115
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 5: Radio?

1116
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: Part of radio is singing.

1117
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:39,080
Speaker 3: When my dad becomes King of England, move into a

1118
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 3: bigger house, Camilla will do Renolds and she'll knock it down.

1119
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 2: I think that's.

1120
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:50,239
Speaker 8: Somebody pays you to. Yeah, somebody teaches you to sing

1121
00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,319
Speaker 8: like that deduction and they charge you money to sing

1122
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:53,600
Speaker 8: like that.

1123
00:52:53,719 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's a deduction, so I don't think. Thanks

1124
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:01,400
Speaker 1: coming in.

1125
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 2: Again, call the mood again, big tax questions this here,

1126
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 2: let's get you started with h R block Mark, thanks

1127
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 2: so much for coming in again.

1128
00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:09,200
Speaker 1: Final day tomorrow.

1129
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 8: Thank you.

1130
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:12,480
Speaker 2: Maybe we get a joke or something out of it

1131
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:16,919
Speaker 2: tomorrow to kick it off. Possibly, yes, huge. Don't forget guys,

1132
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 2: this texta coast is general only. Text depends on your

1133
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 2: personals details. Please seek your own tax advice.

1134
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:24,759
Speaker 1: All we're going to get out of here.

1135
00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 2: Mark the beacon of entertainment that he is the absolute

1136
00:53:29,520 --> 00:53:32,560
Speaker 2: fire cracker. I'm tax expert. He's going to be back

1137
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,320
Speaker 2: tomorrow for h and our block another thousand dollars to

1138
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:36,840
Speaker 2: give away. So Williamoody dot com, if you want to

1139
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,880
Speaker 2: redister your chance is there coming into tax time? So

1140
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:42,680
Speaker 2: hell of a time, Woods. I'm sure you're about to

1141
00:53:42,719 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 2: put in the twenty two hours of research that involves

1142
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,239
Speaker 2: trawling through everything that you've bought in the last twelve months.

1143
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,719
Speaker 1: It's a scroll. I walk in with a scroll and

1144
00:53:50,800 --> 00:53:56,400
Speaker 1: I unravel it and scrolls. That's right. Yeah, they canceled

1145
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,319
Speaker 1: the entire day. When I walk in and like white

1146
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,080
Speaker 1: Law's coming.

1147
00:53:58,960 --> 00:53:59,800
Speaker 9: In all.

1148
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 2: We got here toothpick cale Jackio is that is a joke.

1149
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:09,200
Speaker 2: Of course, if you are listening a tr have very

1150
00:54:09,239 --> 00:54:13,680
Speaker 2: reasonable deductions. Can Jackio is up next?

1151
00:54:13,760 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 1: Will?

1152
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:18,120
Speaker 3: They are going to be joined by Jess and Lisa

1153
00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:21,480
Speaker 3: of the Veronicas awesome of course, so stick around for that.

1154
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,520
Speaker 2: We'll see you guys tomorrow from four jeez Off Podcasting

1155
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 2: Now