Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 2: Do you realize there's other people listening to this podcast
Speaker 2: as well, I mean fingers, I mean they may not
Speaker 2: be now Michelle the Witch of moons Lane and Moira Major.
Speaker 3: How To Witch Bitch. Welcome to another episode of How
Speaker 3: To Witch Bitch. Michelle the Witch.
Speaker 1: Of Moon's Lane.
Speaker 4: Hello, hello darling, how are you?
Speaker 3: I well, how are you?
Speaker 2: Before we get something today, we're talking all things Mother's Day? Yes,
Speaker 2: and we're going to say hello to Linda, Isabelle, Emma Barrish, Yolina,
Speaker 2: Katrina Lancaster, crying.
Speaker 3: Cupcake on tiptop I love that Jet Bob and.
Speaker 2: Then on Instagram Pink Aura Reads, Laura m X and
Speaker 2: a palindrome and Deborah Blazer, which is very cool.
Speaker 3: Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 4: Guys, do you ever feel like miss Selina?
Speaker 3: I do you know?
Speaker 2: And you did?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: And see you? And I could? Did you ever get
Speaker 4: your name? Never me?
Speaker 2: This is what was it called room when you were
Speaker 2: a kid. And she would sit there with a mirror
Speaker 2: and she would look at everyone and say, and I
Speaker 2: can see David, and I can see Ben, and well
Speaker 2: Michelle would have been on there.
Speaker 4: Well I never saw it. You never said that, I.
Speaker 2: See Jordan and I can see and they're never my name,
Speaker 2: no no no, and I with your milk. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then I never used to have my name on though,
Speaker 2: you know the door the door things, Oh yeah, yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: more that never all the cups.
Speaker 3: Nah, it's just a trauma just came out.
Speaker 2: Speaking of trauma, we've had hundreds and hundreds of comments
Speaker 2: about the video where we realized that we were both
Speaker 2: from New Zealand and there was some potty language in.
Speaker 3: There, and I think that's what people liked.
Speaker 2: Someone said that they would love to actually have what
Speaker 2: we said turned into a message for their phone alert,
Speaker 2: a phone alert stop at get fucked fuck off, bitch,
Speaker 2: turning into a message tone for my phone. I'm going
Speaker 2: to need some more timelines here. Still trying to figure
Speaker 2: it out as well. I have no idea who these
Speaker 2: ladies are, but this is the best exchange I've seen
Speaker 2: all day. Instant fan.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: This is my first impression of you ladies, and I'm
Speaker 2: here for it. The most relatable convo you've ever had
Speaker 2: between cousies, Cusie, Brazy Braise. So yeah, So thank you
Speaker 2: to everybody who did comment on that particular post.
Speaker 1: Well, we do need to do a bit of a
Speaker 1: deep dive and see if we are related. And I
Speaker 1: kind of figured out you were Scottish and I do
Speaker 1: have Scottish as well.
Speaker 4: And I did look at your plan and I did
Speaker 4: look at my plan.
Speaker 5: And you know what, you guys were were going to
Speaker 5: laugh at this.
Speaker 4: You guys were royalty here. Oh yeah, we were.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I was your ship kickers. I was the
Speaker 5: nights And I'm going ma.
Speaker 3: Come down, you go away, peasant. I'm eating an entire peasant.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I need to I need to do a
Speaker 1: bit of a deeper dive on that one. But I
Speaker 1: just I just looked at that. That's as far as
Speaker 1: I got. I need to get you get your DNA
Speaker 1: done and then we can find out if we are related.
Speaker 4: I think we are somewhere on the line twenty four.
Speaker 3: Cousins time removed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, please, I'm talking. Heasn't.
Speaker 2: Also, we've got lots of people listening to us when
Speaker 2: they are cleaning.
Speaker 3: We were talking about.
Speaker 4: That's so funny. Apparently make me want to clean.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't, doesn't, Dare, but is we're actually her
Speaker 2: treadmill buddies, which is great. Tarot math Tarot my therapy.
Speaker 2: I think it is. Listen to you yesterday whilst grouting
Speaker 2: the shower.
Speaker 5: I love all these girls. They can do all this
Speaker 5: stuff on their own.
Speaker 2: Hey, listening while I shop, make a listen peasants, these
Speaker 2: are my people. Come to me, my people listening while
Speaker 2: I shop, make a list of a first set of
Speaker 2: oracle stones.
Speaker 3: That's pretty much sounds cool.
Speaker 2: I have my own cleaning business called Gypsy Rose Domestic Cleaning,
Speaker 2: and listen to your awesome podcast is great and so funny.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: And also someone else this was cute. Someone did say
Speaker 2: something speaking of rose quartz. There is there something to
Speaker 2: push a marriage proposal along asking for a friend. There
Speaker 2: you go, we were talking about crystals as well.
Speaker 1: Well, you know that in Sadie Hawkins's day, if it
Speaker 1: was a leap heer, you can ask the partner.
Speaker 4: We can certainly look a look at that.
Speaker 3: Or I love spell well, I guess said they're in
Speaker 3: love anyway.
Speaker 4: You love anyway.
Speaker 2: I got a lot of spells, subtle hints always working.
Speaker 2: Their subtle hints are always engagement rings around the house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, definitely, or even getting a post it note
Speaker 1: and sticking it on the actual mirror.
Speaker 4: And going will you marry me?
Speaker 5: Tick?
Speaker 4: Yes or no? And then by the time they're home,
Speaker 4: is they've done and know the.
Speaker 5: Whole house is clean done?
Speaker 3: Oh, moving on out.
Speaker 4: Oh think about that one.
Speaker 2: We did have someone as well, Randall, a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago mentioning books.
Speaker 1: You had some good thing to do is grab their
Speaker 1: hair and grow Sorry, I just okay, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this is good to tie a lover. This is a
Speaker 1: bit naughty, but anyway, we're going to go with it.
Speaker 1: I say, I'm going to go grab his hair. You're
Speaker 1: gonna grab some of your hair and you're going to
Speaker 1: tie it in a knot. And then what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do is you're gonna get a little jar of honey
Speaker 1: and you're gonna put that in the honey, and then
Speaker 1: you're going to bind it with red string all the
Speaker 1: way up. And as you're doing you say, I bind
Speaker 1: you to me. This is the love that's meant to be.
Speaker 4: It's weird, okay.
Speaker 1: Then what you do is you get red and you
Speaker 1: put the red in and then you put it under
Speaker 1: his bed. So what we can do is add to
Speaker 1: it and say, if this is meant to be and
Speaker 1: you're meant to be the one make me a proposal
Speaker 1: before it hits one, right, okay, okay, and then what
Speaker 1: we do is put it in red, right, and then
Speaker 1: stick that under the bed.
Speaker 4: But then what you want to do is put a
Speaker 4: lot of.
Speaker 1: Energy out there, like putting a lot of energy out
Speaker 1: there to also doing things like leaving things around like
Speaker 1: how many hints can one person do? But if you're
Speaker 1: wanting to get yourself combined together, that's a really good
Speaker 1: little spell.
Speaker 3: Does it a little bit? Single white female?
Speaker 4: Although well the podcast does say bitch at the end
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: Valid point my minion, okay.
Speaker 2: Also as well, a quick question which I think would
Speaker 2: make a great discussion. This is from Little's Weaver wondering
Speaker 2: if you had any tips on how to protect her
Speaker 2: energy when she is. She works in the beauty and
Speaker 2: spa industry and so work a lot with clients. Wondering
Speaker 2: if they had any tips on how to protect my
Speaker 2: energy when working. I find hering massage is very powerful
Speaker 2: way for other people's energy to trant. Now, before you
Speaker 2: arrived here today, you were doing a healing I.
Speaker 1: Was, and actually I walked up and Trevor was saying
Speaker 1: to me, oh my god, you're on fire like I was,
Speaker 1: I said, because I got to raise my energy with that,
Speaker 1: and so I will go back Trevor.
Speaker 2: By the way, is another person here at the radio
Speaker 2: station just in case? Yes, some random guy that you're
Speaker 2: not expected to know.
Speaker 4: And I'm giving him all this energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So for energy worker it is crarect.
Speaker 1: You just go outside and ground yourself again and remember too,
Speaker 1: and even if you're not doing reiki type of thing,
Speaker 1: even massage is still classed as you're giving a lot
Speaker 1: of your energy away while.
Speaker 4: You're doing those services.
Speaker 1: So again, going outside and making sure that your optimum
Speaker 1: health is important. And again I will go back to
Speaker 1: the phone thing, going outside, sitting on the ground, grounding
Speaker 1: yourself and also bringing in the sun to recharge yourself
Speaker 1: and to let go of what's not yours.
Speaker 2: Well, she did say as well as she leaves leaving
Speaker 2: work feeling mentally drained. So that is one of those things,
Speaker 2: and she is taking on other people's energy.
Speaker 1: And also to going home and having a hot bath,
Speaker 1: I think, and going and doing that strategy where you're
Speaker 1: just having a hot bath and you're imagining all that
Speaker 1: is not yours coming out all throughout your toes and
Speaker 1: then when you pull the plug going down the plug hole, lovely, lovely.
Speaker 2: Before we get into Mother's Day, we did Randall actually
Speaker 2: message just a couple of weeks ago talking about some.
Speaker 3: Good books witchcraft books. What do you got?
Speaker 1: The best one, which is as a beginner, which we
Speaker 1: could see a complete guide of witchcraft is Buckland's Complete Book.
Speaker 1: It's a big blue book, okay, and so it's just
Speaker 1: called Buckland's Complete Book.
Speaker 3: Who's Bucklan?
Speaker 1: Well, he is the author that actually wrote it. It's
Speaker 1: all about traditional wicker and again wicker is is kind
Speaker 1: of the religion side of witchcraft. But it's interesting you
Speaker 1: start with wicker and then you can choose whether or
Speaker 1: not you want to follow the religious So a lot
Speaker 1: of the religion is the three law, send back times
Speaker 1: three harm none.
Speaker 4: And all that.
Speaker 1: But a lot of other people they come into witchcraft
Speaker 1: and they don't necessarily follow the.
Speaker 4: Religion of harm none. I'm just saying that's not me,
Speaker 4: but I'm just saying.
Speaker 5: Some do.
Speaker 4: All right, that is the first book that you do.
Speaker 2: Realize there's other people listening to this podcast as well.
Speaker 2: I mean fingers, I mean they may not be now, sorry,
Speaker 2: continue your own conversation over there.
Speaker 3: Well, they know.
Speaker 5: This is what I love about. It's a friendly conversation.
Speaker 1: This is what I advise my friends start off with
Speaker 1: something where it has the religion of it, where it
Speaker 1: has rules.
Speaker 4: I do believe in that, but not everybody wants to
Speaker 4: follow it.
Speaker 1: They want to do their own thing, and they don't
Speaker 1: want to feel like you know, they want to feel
Speaker 1: that they can do things a powerful protect themselves and
Speaker 1: you know they don't necessarily have to do the harm none.
Speaker 4: Type of thing. That's not me, but some people are
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: That's a bit like when you go to a shopping
Speaker 1: center and someone's just an absolute see your next tuesday.
Speaker 4: You don't know.
Speaker 5: Why they're being to see you next tuesday.
Speaker 1: It's their problem. I don't know why. But you know
Speaker 1: there are some people that all see you next tuesday.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go and you can.
Speaker 4: He can well, you know, Ben can cut this out.
Speaker 1: I sit down, he can fit, he can, he can.
Speaker 4: Take this off.
Speaker 2: He's got a life, you know, this is an hour
Speaker 2: of his days. He has to edit the shit out
Speaker 2: of that podcast.
Speaker 5: Oh, back to few books.
Speaker 4: Okay, back to the lady.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, all right, so we've got that the
Speaker 1: number one. Number two, we've got Scott Cunningham, which is
Speaker 1: a wicker a guide for the solitary practitioner if they
Speaker 1: don't want to have a coven and they want to
Speaker 1: do this on their own. During Valentine Witchcraft for Tomorrow,
Speaker 1: which is a modern wickers Key, we have Kate West
Speaker 1: which is a real witches craft and series. We have
Speaker 1: Paul Hudson, which is Mastering Witchcraft. It's just the early hands,
Speaker 1: it's just a new one. It goes right back to
Speaker 1: the occult of the interests and how it's sort of
Speaker 1: come through in the nineteen seventies. Anything with Gerald Gardner
Speaker 1: or so, because he also brought out in the nineteen sixties,
Speaker 1: he was the one that sort of reintroduced wicker backround.
Speaker 1: So witchcraft has always been there, but it has been underground.
Speaker 1: And sort of what he did was he came in
Speaker 1: and he just made it easy, more accessible for everybody.
Speaker 1: But he also put the rules in so that people
Speaker 1: understood rules. But as with everything, you follow the rules.
Speaker 1: As you get more and more practiced at it, then
Speaker 1: you sort of you know, you choose whether or not
Speaker 1: you want to follow that or you do your own.
Speaker 1: That's what the beautiful thing about witchcraft is it's the
Speaker 1: same as you can tailor make it.
Speaker 4: To your own individual and personality.
Speaker 3: Wonderful. All right, let's talk Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: So with Mother's Day, I have got some stars here
Speaker 1: that I was going to do what you can do
Speaker 1: for your mother. But I know a lot of us
Speaker 1: don't have our moms with us. I don't have my mom.
Speaker 1: I know that you don't have your mum. And so
Speaker 1: a good thing to do is maybe get a candle.
Speaker 1: You can use white, pink, or red, a small bowl
Speaker 1: of water.
Speaker 4: Now, my mum was really love it.
Speaker 1: She loved yellow roses, so I would go and get
Speaker 1: yellow roses.
Speaker 4: For her son.
Speaker 1: Any type of flower that you can get from the
Speaker 1: garden or their garden or anything that means special to you.
Speaker 1: You get a bowl of water and you put these flowers,
Speaker 1: and you put some leaves, and you can put some
Speaker 1: just nature, and you get a photo that reminds them
Speaker 1: of you. You yeah there, or something that's theirs that
Speaker 1: you hold sort of symbolization for you.
Speaker 4: Is that a word? A new one? Now?
Speaker 3: Well it's word, they know.
Speaker 4: What I'm talking about.
Speaker 5: So you pop all that together and you light it.
Speaker 1: Light the candle, and you say, so you want to
Speaker 1: bring in the Goddess as well. So you say, I
Speaker 1: call in the loving spirit of Mother, the great nurturer,
Speaker 1: the keeper of life. I honor the Mother who came
Speaker 1: before me, her love, her lessons, her light. Then you
Speaker 1: can hold the flower and you can pop it into
Speaker 1: the water and say, Mummy, you are a part of
Speaker 1: the earth, the water, the sky. You live every breath
Speaker 1: I take, in, every act of love I give. You
Speaker 1: can take a moment to remember her voice, her warmth,
Speaker 1: her presence, even feel her in you know, just remember,
Speaker 1: go back to the time of when you felt that
Speaker 1: warmth cuddle, and you say, I offer this in your honor.
Speaker 1: May you love, May your love continue through me. May
Speaker 1: I be strong, kind and whole. May I care for
Speaker 1: myself as you cared for me.
Speaker 4: Beautiful All right.
Speaker 1: To close the ritual, you can place your hand on
Speaker 1: your heart and you say, I am your your living legacy.
Speaker 1: Your love did not end. It now flows through me.
Speaker 1: And for a quite a few moments, you can just say,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: Just think about her.
Speaker 1: Still cry if that's what it is, you know, have
Speaker 1: a little cry before you you basically eat exting external extinguish.
Speaker 1: There we go out the candle, Yeah, stinguish extern all
Speaker 1: the flame, right, but there, So that's it.
Speaker 3: That's beautiful. Yeah, that's very nice.
Speaker 1: And it just gives you some time, you know, being
Speaker 1: a busy mum yourself. You know, it's a really good
Speaker 1: time for your own kids to show you. But it's
Speaker 1: just that little quiet time that you can have for
Speaker 1: yourself at the end of the day. You can even
Speaker 1: be in the bath doing it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Like that's just this whole thing. You just gather up
Speaker 1: all the ingredients that you need beforehand. But it's a
Speaker 1: great honor. It's an honor of a mother, and it's
Speaker 1: also the honor of your mother, and it's a great
Speaker 1: way for you to feel that you're connected in that.
Speaker 3: Time, absolutely absolutely.
Speaker 1: And then buy your father a big blass of art,
Speaker 1: just one one rather large one.
Speaker 3: Got a glass that fits the whole bottle.
Speaker 4: Oh, darling, I have the same glass. We've us stop
Speaker 4: at the same place, one bang of glass.
Speaker 1: I still think that I'm married into your family somehow,
Speaker 1: because I am not a person as far as drinking
Speaker 1: fine like that.
Speaker 3: You think as royals would look fondly at you.
Speaker 4: I think I had a good rack because I was
Speaker 4: working out in the fields. I think I was a man.
Speaker 3: You're a man with a rack. Yeah, I said, get
Speaker 3: on my horse, bitch, all right, stop the frivolity. Let's
Speaker 3: check the stars.
Speaker 4: All right, let's check the stars. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Aries, you can make your mom proud with the
Speaker 1: courage and the energy that you contained this week. I
Speaker 1: know that it's time for you to challenge yourself, so
Speaker 1: try something new, but believe in what you're doing. Taurres,
Speaker 1: your calm and caring nature means so much to your mum,
Speaker 1: so take time to look after yourself and enjoy the.
Speaker 4: Little things that make you feel happy.
Speaker 1: Gemini, you always brighten your mum's day with your talking
Speaker 1: and all of your ideas, so this week, use your
Speaker 1: voice to share your thoughts and listen to others too. Cancer,
Speaker 1: you show your mum so much love and care, so
Speaker 1: remember to care for yourself as well as doing things
Speaker 1: that make you feel safe and happy. Leo, your confidence
Speaker 1: and big heart make you your mum smiled, So shine bright.
Speaker 4: This week and be proud of who you are. Virgo,
Speaker 4: you help.
Speaker 1: Your mum with your thoughtfulness and your helpful ways. And
Speaker 1: she will remember you this week. Take pride in your
Speaker 1: efforts and celebrate your achievements.
Speaker 4: Libra, you bring.
Speaker 1: Peace and kindness to your mum's world, so keep making
Speaker 1: fair choices and remember your feelings also matter. Scorpio, Your
Speaker 1: strength and your determination make your mother feel proud of
Speaker 1: you this week. Trust yourself and keep on going even
Speaker 1: if it feels tough in that moment. Sagittarius, you bring
Speaker 1: fun and adventure to your mum's life, so try something
Speaker 1: exciting this week and follow you your curiosity. Capricorn, Your
Speaker 1: hard work and responsibility means so much to your mum,
Speaker 1: so keep setting those goals and believe in your ability
Speaker 1: and you can reach them. Aquarius, Your unique ideas make
Speaker 1: your mum smile at all times, so be yourself this
Speaker 1: week and keep sharing your lovely self to the world
Speaker 1: and be creative. Pisces, Your gentle and dreaming nature brings
Speaker 1: your mum joy, so take time to relax, imagine yourself
Speaker 1: doing something great if you can't, and let your heart sing.
Speaker 2: And those in the styles for the week, How it's beautiful,
Speaker 2: he didn't stuff it up once. Really, your mom would
Speaker 2: be proud, My mom, She would be very proud of you.
Speaker 4: Welcome, Happy Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: That is it for today. Thanks for joining us. Make
Speaker 2: sure to share the podcast. We've had so many people
Speaker 2: sharing the podcast. Thanks, thank you very much. Feel free
Speaker 2: to read it. We do read all your comments, so
Speaker 2: thank you very much for work sending them and Happy
Speaker 2: Mother's Day to all the mum's out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, from our family to your family.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the weekend, take care of one another, and thank
Speaker 1: you so much for listening.
Speaker 4: Now fuck off good work podcasts