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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
Speaker 3: I did all the love Affair with swim up bars.
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go. Christian's gotta be a golf friends Finder.
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: Hey, good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Eight minutes
Speaker 5: about six Wednesday Morning. Good morning, packs money, Good morning Jack,
Speaker 5: Good morning. They say in life nature a bores a vacuum. Wow,
Speaker 5: we did I see the reshuffling or the new order
Speaker 5: here in Melbourne Radio this morning. It's already begun. So
Speaker 5: I'm lucky enough, blessed from day one this radio station
Speaker 5: to have a parking spot right outside the radio station.
Speaker 5: Also there used to be Jason Lawrence Rip Jason Lory
Speaker 5: used to do the show on Kiss. Oh you hear
Speaker 5: the silence? You two Now it's disclaiming that you don't
Speaker 5: even know them, not knock. Who's Jason Lauren. That's Australian Radio. Wow.
Speaker 5: Nothing to say nice about them more just left.
Speaker 4: They did a great job.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, it's always nice if you aren't have to
Speaker 5: be made to say something. It's second apology. When your
Speaker 5: dad goes, you apologize your brother. Now, I'm sorry. Anyway.
Speaker 5: They also had parking spots out the front, so every
Speaker 5: morning i'd see them. They'd see me. We're doing our
Speaker 5: little dance. I go here, you go there, and then
Speaker 5: we'd sometimes come up and they lift together. Anyway, they're
Speaker 5: not here anymore. Well, OMN Radio waits for the second
Speaker 5: coming Carl and Jackie. Oh right now, then there's some
Speaker 5: empty parking spots out the front. Here. Who did I
Speaker 5: see this morning? Glide on in like a hot knife
Speaker 5: through butter taking Lauren Rip took her spot. Bang, well done,
Speaker 5: swer game into it, Game of Thrones, and.
Speaker 4: I waited two days so it's all.
Speaker 5: I jumped on the he's barely warm. If you touch
Speaker 5: the ground, you can still Laurens prid of shoes, you
Speaker 5: can still fill them on the ground there.
Speaker 4: And it's all official. I don't know if you saw
Speaker 4: the laminated sign.
Speaker 3: You actually got them to shift you there?
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean you could have.
Speaker 5: You saw the scenes yesterday and eyewitness reporters saw what
Speaker 5: happened after the show ended yesterday.
Speaker 4: Ugly, ugly scenes.
Speaker 5: Christian Jack.
Speaker 4: As soon as I finished, I thought maybe would stick around.
Speaker 5: For I wondered why he was sticking around.
Speaker 4: He bolted down the set because he can see other
Speaker 4: members of the team also sticking around.
Speaker 5: Skipped. I've never seen him in there.
Speaker 3: I've never had him bang on the.
Speaker 5: The Biggest Stars car Jackie, I have to walk ten
Speaker 5: years in English influencer hashtag you live right now on
Speaker 5: the I'll put you on a reil.
Speaker 4: I was just through my daily chatter Sue, seeing how
Speaker 4: she is while I'm here.
Speaker 5: You didn't somebody do within your hair and that dress,
Speaker 5: those colors they bring out your eyes by the way,
Speaker 5: by the way, just and I'm thinking of it. Park
Speaker 5: is one of the front.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't someone have it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm happy I should have it because I come in
Speaker 3: the middle of the night at four. It's a safety issue.
Speaker 4: I think you should be closer.
Speaker 5: Absolutely. Why aren't you out the front though.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I've got to park out the back,
Speaker 3: that's all right. Why I take my life in my
Speaker 3: hands every morning?
Speaker 6: The front?
Speaker 5: Why aren't you on the front? Thone? I just look
Speaker 5: the front now? Yeah, so Jack could give you spot
Speaker 5: up for Pats not just that you know what I've heard.
Speaker 5: You know he's taken Jack's old spot. Perry they showing
Speaker 5: Perry does all our videos on the show. He's now
Speaker 5: from today. He's moved about eighty meters. That's everything.
Speaker 4: And if you said that gaining territory. If you think
Speaker 4: I stepped in into so you're just seeing how quick he.
Speaker 5: Was barreling in the employees out of the way. So
Speaker 5: perhapsy you should. No, I'm kind there today.
Speaker 3: I am fine. I am in spot number twenty one.
Speaker 3: I am more than happy. Hey, I've got a park.
Speaker 3: That is fine.
Speaker 5: If something happens, you should be a spot number one,
Speaker 5: twenty one.
Speaker 4: That's now I'm number six. You should really be significant about.
Speaker 3: The numerical order. I really don't care. As long as
Speaker 3: I've got a park.
Speaker 5: I don't believe in any of that. You should be
Speaker 5: top five.
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: I'm going to I'm going I'm gonna I'm gonna messes
Speaker 5: sue the boss right now. I'm going to sort right now. No,
Speaker 5: you need to be. If he's six, I'm going to
Speaker 5: put you at five. In fact, mine's number two. Who
Speaker 5: is it number one? Who is number one?
Speaker 4: I think it's Huggy. It's Hugy, is it it's Huggy
Speaker 4: been here thirty years.
Speaker 5: It's like Kaiser so say, that's not really a limp
Speaker 5: that he walks around with.
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Speaker 5: I have just messages to the boss on behalf of You, Patsy.
Speaker 5: She has applied leader with me.
Speaker 3: I conpect rose petals too when I pull up.
Speaker 5: Absolutely yes. Then my wife was at the tennis. She's
Speaker 5: never been to a tennis tournament ever, not in the
Speaker 5: UK when we're doing or anything like that. So it
Speaker 5: was her first day yesterday, and I obviously prepared by
Speaker 5: South that you know, it's one thing going to the tennis,
Speaker 5: but you're obviously gonna have a couple of drinks and
Speaker 5: enjoy the whole thing. Because she's actually never been. She
Speaker 5: thought it was just about this, you get there, you
Speaker 5: go to tennis. She was like, she rang me within
Speaker 5: ten minutes, going, ok, I start being at a music festival.
Speaker 5: It is amazing. Even if she just get the ground pass,
Speaker 5: which obviously people que up for days is to get
Speaker 5: there Wimbledon. But she loved it. She would She had
Speaker 5: a big old day there and saw some great tennis.
Speaker 5: But it is an amazing atmosphere, something very proud of
Speaker 5: us because obviously all eyes around the world are on Melbourne.
Speaker 5: They all see it, the beautiful sunny weather at the
Speaker 5: last couple days and did the new big aerial shot
Speaker 5: and they shay, you know, there's the mcg over there
Speaker 5: and all the great stadiums downing. So anyway, yesterday she's
Speaker 5: at the tennis all day. I don't hear from our
Speaker 5: all day. This is very unusual the way it works
Speaker 5: in my relation. She is steady, relentless. Have you where
Speaker 5: are you can't see you? Have you got to find
Speaker 5: my phone turned off again? Hat hat it now? Even
Speaker 5: my mother in law, who lives about five minutes Yeah,
Speaker 5: get this. A couple of weeks ago, right, it was
Speaker 5: a lovely sunning down I'm driving home, so I just
Speaker 5: pull over at the car park by the beach. I
Speaker 5: think I get in now and the bathe isn't about.
Speaker 5: I just go get in the sea, beautiful Jackie. My
Speaker 5: mother in law rings my wife, going this question. Okay,
Speaker 5: he's a cliff face. My wife rings me she can't
Speaker 5: call me because I'm having a swim. Ten minutes later,
Speaker 5: I see this miss call. She's like you, okay, is
Speaker 5: that something happened? To her, what if I felt if
Speaker 5: I threw myself off a cliff, off every bad show,
Speaker 5: I'd have died thousands of times. They'd have like nets
Speaker 5: or off every is on the way home, bounce me
Speaker 5: back up.
Speaker 4: So it does suggest that Jackie is watching you every day.
Speaker 5: For any she. I think it's in between Dr Phil right,
Speaker 5: they love that Dr Phil the old timers during the day,
Speaker 5: and then keep it on prop Low. I don't forget
Speaker 5: because if if I lose my job here, she has
Speaker 5: to go. Although we're back to the UK, so I
Speaker 5: think they're self interest. So anyway, I didn't hear from
Speaker 5: her yesterday, which that's a it's like a holiday, to
Speaker 5: be honest. I'm having a spa day at home. Nothing
Speaker 5: from my wife. And then at so she got to
Speaker 5: ten hes at eleven am, got by seven in the evening.
Speaker 5: In the evening, okay, she says, can you pick me
Speaker 5: out from the station? Okay? And I'm think, wow, wow,
Speaker 5: it's very rare in the sun in the sun and
Speaker 5: they're dehydrated, tide and emotional. I go and wait by
Speaker 5: the train station, okay, And I keep messages going how
Speaker 5: many minutes away are you? And then she keeps saying, Oh,
Speaker 5: I'm not drunk, don't worry. You know, I've only had
Speaker 5: a couple of drinks. Then I get a phone call
Speaker 5: from her going, oh, I forgot to tell you. I
Speaker 5: forgot I'm in an uber? Ah, how did how did
Speaker 5: the uber look like a train? You've asked me twice
Speaker 5: to pick you up from the train station.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 5: How some of your favorite bands age as we all do.
Speaker 5: Sometimes it's harder for them to come up with new
Speaker 5: material because they've been doing it for so long. And actually,
Speaker 5: I think most bands, I think would considerself lucky if
Speaker 5: they've had two killer albums.
Speaker 4: And it's amazing when a band that you love so
Speaker 4: much releases new material and it's good. Last year, Blink
Speaker 4: one eight two released. They were one of my favorite
Speaker 4: bands as a kid, and it's amazing.
Speaker 5: A putant album. It almost goes against the grain. And
Speaker 5: I think the world why there was such a big
Speaker 5: reaction to the Rolling Stones as well, was like they're
Speaker 5: in the eighties. It's like, I love Springsteen. There's no
Speaker 5: good stuff coming from Springsteen. His recent album was that
Speaker 5: was a covers versions are They're all covers, which is
Speaker 5: really good, but it's so hard. I remember interviewing No
Speaker 5: he said he's just had to accept that all this
Speaker 5: great stuff that's over if he can get twenty percent
Speaker 5: as good as stuff in round in the nineties. But
Speaker 5: you know, it's just like MS be honest, none of
Speaker 5: his stuff is charting now. It's like it's done. But
Speaker 5: he's at least he knows two great albums. And it's
Speaker 5: really really hard. So you've got all these great albums.
Speaker 5: Bands coming over to train the next couple of months,
Speaker 5: like in February next month, and National coming over, who
Speaker 5: is still doing good stuff. They're a great band. Match
Speaker 5: Box twenty they've got a new single that's very good. Actually,
Speaker 5: they've got a new single that's very good. And then
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift. I cannot wait for Tate. Have you actually
Speaker 5: get tickets? Hip Pats they're a very I've seen them
Speaker 5: on the website. They're released a batch a couple of
Speaker 5: days ago.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's on the website.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I cannot wait.
Speaker 5: I can't beie. She's doing three nights, you know what,
Speaker 5: Audi mcg.
Speaker 4: Or, he could do that. My cousin is doing my
Speaker 4: cousin sixteen, she's getting a couldn't get tickets to Taylor Swift,
Speaker 4: so she's getting a job at the mcg as one
Speaker 4: of the retailers.
Speaker 5: What great pay to go to Taylor Swift other than
Speaker 5: Taylor Swift. It's only your cousin that's doing that. That's
Speaker 5: a good one. You're a big fan of Green Day.
Speaker 4: So they're my all time favorite band, and sadly at
Speaker 4: the moment, they're releasing new music off their forthcoming album
Speaker 4: comes out next month, and each time they release a
Speaker 4: new single from it, I just get more and more
Speaker 4: of that itchy feeling like this.
Speaker 5: They don't some of my favorite bones now where they're
Speaker 5: asking us to fund it, they crowdfunding it.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: If I was listeners, well, we're on this new website
Speaker 5: now where you need to pay for it, but it
Speaker 5: sounded like you're equiping to a coffee once a week.
Speaker 5: I hope we're never in that situation.
Speaker 4: Team Green Day released a new song this week, and
Speaker 4: I just this is.
Speaker 5: Your head is in your hands? By the way, is
Speaker 5: it that bad?
Speaker 4: It is an existing song. I'll play you the start
Speaker 4: of the new Green Day song and then I'll actually
Speaker 4: before I even tell you what song. It's like, I reckon,
Speaker 4: you'll be out to tell this is the new Great
Speaker 4: Day song exactly the same as Pink. So what.
Speaker 5: Oh my? That is very very close. You know. It's fine.
Speaker 5: All bands have influencers, right, they wear them on their
Speaker 5: sleeves to artists to be a you know, to be
Speaker 5: a thief.
Speaker 4: Yes, but I don't want my Pink, my favorite punk
Speaker 4: band copy Pink.
Speaker 5: Pinky, Green Day, all the different phans they went to
Speaker 5: American Idiot to the Pink chapter, bloody hell, Jack, I
Speaker 5: don't like it.
Speaker 4: I don't like it. I'm disappointed.
Speaker 5: Put them together, don't mind the collaboration. Maybe that's what
Speaker 5: they do, Pink and Green him Pink. It works together.
Speaker 5: So you now, is it over the love affair with
Speaker 5: dreen Day?
Speaker 4: It is? If they were coming out this year, I
Speaker 4: would I've let it pass and I will go see
Speaker 4: them all.
Speaker 5: Do you want from your favorite bands now, after a
Speaker 5: certain day, to just do the hits because you remembered,
Speaker 5: like when you first heard those songs. That's when we
Speaker 5: had Billy Joeld on the show the other year and
Speaker 5: he said he loves doing line shows.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: His opening line is, don't why there's no new material.
Speaker 5: I haven't written a great song really since in nineteen
Speaker 5: eighty nine, so it ever goes ah few otherwise they
Speaker 5: moment they go, here's a new one to go. I'll
Speaker 5: go and get some drinks right now.
Speaker 1: Carl Brager, you're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: In one a week's time, we'll be doing the show
Speaker 5: live from the Yarra for our longest serve. Well thanks
Speaker 5: to the Australian Open. The Australian Open hits different tickets
Speaker 5: are on sale now, what amazing price. Then if you
Speaker 5: can clear the Yarraw, you each get to come down
Speaker 5: more chances on today's show after seven o'clock. Come down
Speaker 5: to the Hora next week and can you wipe a
Speaker 5: tennis ball over the yarraw It's seventy meters. Up for
Speaker 5: grabs is two VIP courtside tickets. This is an amazing
Speaker 5: prize to the Australian Open Men's Final or thanks to
Speaker 5: the Emirates.
Speaker 7: Jimmy with your best sir, Oh can you hit over
Speaker 7: the year be caught side of rod La Rosie too.
Speaker 5: Just add an email to someone listening to us right
Speaker 5: now on the iHeart platform over in the UK Christian question,
Speaker 5: sorry for being a pedant. Jack will love this. You
Speaker 5: haven't actually made it clear yet. You say the winner
Speaker 5: is the person who hits it further over the era.
Speaker 5: It's to longer serve what happens if three or more
Speaker 5: people do hit it over. We haven't had talked that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we talked about the next bit we're about to talk about,
Speaker 5: or like how we're going to measure the distance. We
Speaker 5: did that yesterday, but we have talked about that bit,
Speaker 5: So don't worry, my fanantic friend of the UK UK
Speaker 5: Home of the Pedants. By the way, Hello James. All right,
Speaker 5: so here's when we need you out this morning. People
Speaker 5: need to target, don't they. I think, you know, seventy
Speaker 5: meters to hit it over the Yarra on the other side.
Speaker 5: You see the riverbank over there. I think visually you've
Speaker 5: got to have something to aim for for a bullseye.
Speaker 5: But we just don't want like a dartboard or like
Speaker 5: an archery target. It needs to be bigger.
Speaker 4: From seventy meters, we'll hardly see that.
Speaker 5: Especially because we're actually having age groups, aren't we. So
Speaker 5: we're having the young guns. Then we're having the seniors,
Speaker 5: then I having the veterans. We need to go specsabors.
Speaker 5: Maybe do we need some sort of bifocal thing. Do
Speaker 5: we have some sort of reinforce thing on it? But anyway,
Speaker 5: we need a massive target.
Speaker 4: The bigger the better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so far all the team came back with the
Speaker 5: partucier coating. Yesterday tried to pitch to us a footy banner,
Speaker 5: which is incredibly fragile, and we could be doing this
Speaker 5: over about two hours, but people holding it apart aren't
Speaker 5: going to be able to do that.
Speaker 4: No, when your team runs through their footy banner, it's
Speaker 4: the length of a song. Yeah, thank you, two.
Speaker 5: Minutes, three minutes, and it's gottomer thin.
Speaker 4: We're going to do this from seven to nine am.
Speaker 4: The people holding up that banner are going to fall
Speaker 4: in the river after a while.
Speaker 5: And then not just out worried about what if. Actually
Speaker 5: quite a few people do clear the seventy meters. The
Speaker 5: first person to perforate the ham like slice way for
Speaker 5: thin banner, it's all done. It looks terrible there being
Speaker 5: tatters there.
Speaker 4: Well, the guys they asked to make it said, even
Speaker 4: if there's a wind on the day, you could lose
Speaker 4: the banner to have a windless day.
Speaker 5: Every in my life especially there will be a wind.
Speaker 5: So that sounds like a Stephen King movie. The day
Speaker 5: the wind stopped, we will have wind. So we need
Speaker 5: a big target, like a massive target. So at the moment,
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, could we get a listener's got a large
Speaker 5: backside of a lorry and put like the backside bit
Speaker 5: it's an easy to Could we get a massive lorry
Speaker 5: and then put something on that painter on the side
Speaker 5: of it a bed sheet?
Speaker 4: Oh, bed sheet? Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 5: Right, the AO would be proud of. There are so
Speaker 5: share the show that drapes a bed sheet from a
Speaker 5: rudimentary target that you would put together as he read
Speaker 5: it an artist on the show.
Speaker 4: I think we could go, hopefully one better than the
Speaker 4: bed Patsy.
Speaker 5: What do you think we should do?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: The speaking of trucks, they do have instead of tarps,
Speaker 3: now they've got those u butte ones which are like
Speaker 3: a curtain taut liner. Do they call them taltliners?
Speaker 4: And what are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Well, instead of you know how you can tarp a
Speaker 3: semi trailer like.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry, I do mean yeah, sometimes when they're spooking
Speaker 5: the vegetables. They pull them bad.
Speaker 3: Back like a curtain.
Speaker 5: I'm not asking for ten bucks release bananas.
Speaker 3: I'm asking for ten I reckon you could paint one
Speaker 3: of those jack.
Speaker 4: Okay on that. My idea was, I remember from high
Speaker 4: school when we did archery. You shoot into hay bales.
Speaker 5: And what school do you do? You had archery lessons
Speaker 5: at Robin Hood's school.
Speaker 4: And we shot into hay bales and the target were
Speaker 4: on the hay bales. All we need is about one
Speaker 4: hundred hay bales to make.
Speaker 5: It when you go we need it is about one
Speaker 5: hundred hey bells. Oh great, well we go to that place.
Speaker 5: Heavy bells are us down the road here in Richmond
Speaker 5: for a hundred of your common hay belts. This is
Speaker 5: a good idea, though, what about those those giant you know,
Speaker 5: those sort of ad shells. Are they got those vans
Speaker 5: that have like yeah, now yes.
Speaker 4: But then as soon as you hit it with the
Speaker 4: Tenni screen.
Speaker 5: Can you come back to the bed sheet? It was laugh.
Speaker 5: Don't we surprise me if they're hitting that ball or
Speaker 5: a bed sheet.
Speaker 4: Unless we have the digital screens and some sort of
Speaker 4: goalie that sunds in front of it, so when the
Speaker 4: balls coming towards the screen, they dive and stop the
Speaker 4: ball hitting.
Speaker 5: It would be good. Sounds pricey. I can't see us
Speaker 5: doing that. Bed sheet is the number one option at
Speaker 5: the moment. What if we could do? Then? We need
Speaker 5: a giant target? How big do you think this needs
Speaker 5: to be? As big as possible?
Speaker 3: Really big?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Two stories?
Speaker 5: I'd say three stories, at least two or three stories
Speaker 5: with thing.
Speaker 4: Well, it's a big circle, isn't it? A target?
Speaker 5: Two hundred I just said that. Sound good? Twenty seven
Speaker 5: point nine.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: So this is really exciting. It's Wednesday. We'll be hosting
Speaker 5: the longest serve up for grabs. These are amazing tickets,
Speaker 5: so worth over twelve thousand dollars just the tickets alone,
Speaker 5: but you get the whole day the Austronoy Opens. Men's Finally,
Speaker 5: you get great seats. You're in the first five rows.
Speaker 5: Behind the scenes experience of the Austroney Open, including the
Speaker 5: underground walk through in the champions Walk, AO merch pack
Speaker 5: and an update on the previously mentioned of the last
Speaker 5: couple of days, afternoon tea awkwardly for four of you
Speaker 5: at bar Atrium, which is lovely, right, Barratrium, That is
Speaker 5: very very nice, But obviously it's for four people. These
Speaker 5: tickets that you're winning, they're obviously for two of you.
Speaker 5: So four go to two feels like a connected beating
Speaker 5: the competition, doesn't it. And four of you that do
Speaker 5: clearly out we'll all go for a sum just afternoon
Speaker 5: tea at Barratram and then there we'll have another competition
Speaker 5: there and workout wish. Two of you are going to
Speaker 5: watch the Open. Now those two friends that you are
Speaker 5: going to be with, you don't have to say goodbye
Speaker 5: after bar a trim as you head into the men's final,
Speaker 5: they get ground passes.
Speaker 4: Okay, so yeah they're not seeing in the front row,
Speaker 4: but they're nice and clothes.
Speaker 5: You're hearing, you know, you hear your friends. Okay, I
Speaker 5: hear Dave's laugh.
Speaker 4: I can tell it.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's lovely. So an amazing Bryce today. We're looking
Speaker 5: for at the moment then, is what do you think
Speaker 5: we could do for a giant target? So it's got
Speaker 5: to be huge because obviously it's seventy meters the other
Speaker 5: side of the era gives them. Everybody is going to
Speaker 5: come along next Wednesday, a visual big target to aim for.
Speaker 4: I've had another thought, and Patsy, you might be able
Speaker 4: to tell me on heyhy Saturday. Did Pluck a duck
Speaker 4: have a giant target for some of his competitions? Or
Speaker 4: do you just have a giant wheel?
Speaker 3: Well that he had a big bike that he rode
Speaker 3: and the chicks would spin around on like a hills hoist.
Speaker 4: I'm still on other competitions he had a giant target?
Speaker 5: People will know what you're talking about. If that is
Speaker 5: the case, where is that? That's when it stored somewhere, that.
Speaker 4: Shit at channel nine somewhere and we go borrow that
Speaker 4: for a couple of days.
Speaker 5: The other thing I was thinking of, You know this
Speaker 5: country loves giant things. What about that big old koala
Speaker 5: out at the Grampians? Dad's well? Can we borrow it
Speaker 5: from all the big qual They're an abundance all in
Speaker 5: Victoria and every step these jeg Can we borrow for
Speaker 5: a morning one of the big things and ship it down?
Speaker 5: The other thing is jove pat This morning I thought
Speaker 5: that's a great target. What about that big old face
Speaker 5: right at the entrance to Lunar Park? Can we borrow
Speaker 5: that for next Wednesday morning. We'll have it back for
Speaker 5: nine Lunar Park. All right, what do you think we
Speaker 5: could use for a giant target? Nine four one four
Speaker 5: one oh four three? Who we got here? And good morning,
Speaker 5: good morning, and welcome to the show. So are brainstorming
Speaker 5: at the moment? Ange, what do you think we could
Speaker 5: use as a mega target? All you need is people,
Speaker 5: a row of people.
Speaker 8: And if the tennis four hit Sunday, sit down.
Speaker 5: You know, it's a bit like British bull quite the
Speaker 5: offer to say to the listeners next week, come down,
Speaker 5: don't watch be a human target? Yeah? Okay, So we're
Speaker 5: asking for listeners peppered with tennis balls for the morning.
Speaker 4: And would you like to be our first volunteer.
Speaker 8: I will be the first, and I'm sure there's a
Speaker 8: consolation prize then for whoever's left standing.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, So it's like human tempin bowling as well, it's.
Speaker 6: Not going to be that powerful, going to hurt and when.
Speaker 5: We have you are stacked in some sort of pyraid.
Speaker 9: On shoulders or kneeling.
Speaker 5: Motorcycle display team. I love it and it's a strong idea.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for chucking that one up. Have
Speaker 5: a good day, Caine, Good morning, hello Christian, Good morning Kane.
Speaker 5: What do you think we could do then for giant
Speaker 5: target for our longest serve?
Speaker 9: Well thinking, maybe an inflatable jumping kettle.
Speaker 5: Do you know what that's a good idea? How big
Speaker 5: can they go? Well?
Speaker 10: Nowadays, I don't know the gelong You can actually hire
Speaker 10: an inflatable pub. They get now.
Speaker 5: Long release. The future serves beer, and why would you
Speaker 5: build one? Why would you need not for kids?
Speaker 4: Why do you need drunk people.
Speaker 5: Off the walls? I mean, wow, Wait, Caine, this is
Speaker 5: a brave new world, a doorway into the future there
Speaker 5: of a So a jumping house is a good idea,
Speaker 5: and then the pub is a different ankle. I guess
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 4: Well, imagine the pen's even bigger, so even the bigger target.
Speaker 5: So hit it into the Pubeah okay, Caine, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. That Let's get to Ben. Good morning, Ben.
Speaker 10: Here are you going?
Speaker 5: I'm good Ben, welcome to the show. So what will
Speaker 5: be a good target.
Speaker 1: Truck from target?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Ben, you're a fishionary right in front
Speaker 5: of our eyes. Inspiration was there? Right? Target? Target target?
Speaker 5: It's so good? This is now pole position is the
Speaker 5: best and easiest idea. Does is anyone listening that is
Speaker 5: on the truck drivers for targeting? Literally it's driving one
Speaker 5: of those right now? Could we borrow one of the
Speaker 5: big trucks next week? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 5: four three. Michael, this is a great ideas. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much everyone money Michael, Hey, you go on, I'm
Speaker 5: good Michael. What's your idea?
Speaker 8: Ah?
Speaker 10: So you know the grip ball that used to play
Speaker 10: at the beach. Yeah, yeah, so use that as a target.
Speaker 10: So basically massive velcrow sign and then you just block
Speaker 10: the tennis balls up.
Speaker 4: But those those quite late. They were the size of
Speaker 4: a dinner plate. How do you guess that you make it?
Speaker 5: And also those vehicles they're very light, not a lot
Speaker 5: of weight for the velocity. Is just a sun and
Speaker 5: Dad down at the beach. Isn't it about four feet?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well that's it.
Speaker 10: But I reckon My uncle's a signwrider.
Speaker 5: I reckon he could jimmy something up forays. This is
Speaker 5: a spirit watch something being jimmied up and the inflatal pub.
Speaker 4: How often does the sign rider work with Velcrow?
Speaker 11: You'd be surprised.
Speaker 5: You'd be surprised, you'd be very surprised. All right, Michael,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast coming.
Speaker 5: Up now there, we're going to open up the lines.
Speaker 5: I need your stories to come out sympathy. Oh something
Speaker 5: that happened to me over summer. I'm looking for your
Speaker 5: stories of what have you fallen into? All you can
Speaker 5: do the other side of that, what have you fallen
Speaker 5: out of? Because one thing I've been looking forward to
Speaker 5: for months was me and a friend wanted to have
Speaker 5: a different kind of experience, to go away and do
Speaker 5: something together. And I saw at the end of last
Speaker 5: year Hamish Blake had been on with his buddies. He'd
Speaker 5: been on some mountain biking trip in Tasmanian. I looked
Speaker 5: at all the photos and that it looks incredible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you staying it's the eco cabins that you're staying
Speaker 4: in along.
Speaker 5: These Yeah, and it looked beautiful, right. I thought, card
Speaker 5: that looks really nice. A little bit of cycling and
Speaker 5: they feed you three times a day and it looks
Speaker 5: like I saw a campfire there. I was like, this
Speaker 5: looks out a nice, pleasurable experience for three days. So
Speaker 5: I ran him and said is it really good? And
Speaker 5: he said, yeah, you should do it, so booked it.
Speaker 5: So me and my may Adam, who's fifty five, we
Speaker 5: booked on to do it, and I done some training,
Speaker 5: thinking that this would be like quite flat cycle paths,
Speaker 5: picnic waiting for me every couple of hours, and some
Speaker 5: more cheese and wine. Then another little ringing a bell,
Speaker 5: Hello to the pleasant locals of Tasmania, please to see
Speaker 5: us from the main land.
Speaker 4: And what did you think the mountain bike mountain part
Speaker 4: of mountain bike was.
Speaker 5: We'll get to that in a minute, Jack. So my
Speaker 5: training was extensively on the flat cycle paths of Melbourne,
Speaker 5: cycling somewhat for lunch, having a slap up lunch and
Speaker 5: then sort of tootling back and sleeping in the afternoon.
Speaker 5: So anyway, as they picked us up on the minibus
Speaker 5: and there were these so me and my mate booked
Speaker 5: onto it and there were these other guys we didn't
Speaker 5: know on there as well, and that happened luckily. They
Speaker 5: were lovely right. It was two other dads, one from
Speaker 5: Tasmania was thirty year old sign Dad here from Melbourne
Speaker 5: with his two eighteen and ninety year old boys. So
Speaker 5: but straight away these people look like triathletes throwing me
Speaker 5: and my mate looked at you. They're like, oh god,
Speaker 5: this was maybe not the thing we thought it was
Speaker 5: going to be. And then there were in these two
Speaker 5: twenty something instructors who were great and they go, so,
Speaker 5: you know, what would you say? You're Intermedia Advanced MTB.
Speaker 5: And at first I was like what's he and he
Speaker 5: goes mountain biking. I'm like okay. I said, yeah, I've
Speaker 5: done a sort of cycling around Melbourne. He sort of
Speaker 5: started naming forests, so I went, no, no, no, we're
Speaker 5: like the the cycle paths. He was what on concrete?
Speaker 5: I went yeah, and he looked at his mate. Oh,
Speaker 5: this guy's funny, because no, no, what have you really went?
Speaker 5: Know that? Yeah, that's a lovely it's flat hill. His
Speaker 5: cruise many free wheeling there and they went, oh I
Speaker 5: have been on the peloton. They went that thing is
Speaker 5: just stick in your garage? Yeah, and they went, so
Speaker 5: have you have you went on YouTube? They have the
Speaker 5: World Championships here. I sorry, what flat is? How long
Speaker 5: can you free work? He goes, no, there's you know
Speaker 5: a lot of this is like you know, to glide
Speaker 5: all the way down, you've got to go up the mountains.
Speaker 5: I went something on cycle paths. They're like, well, they're
Speaker 5: looking each other like what is this kind of about?
Speaker 5: You know, it's like mud and it's gravel and it's
Speaker 5: up cliffs and stuff like that. And we're like, oh
Speaker 5: my god. We get there and it's beautiful that the
Speaker 5: organization did a blue Derby pods. It was an amazing
Speaker 5: we I had one of the best three days of
Speaker 5: my life, but we had no idea or improlance. So
Speaker 5: me and my fifty something mate Adam, first of would
Speaker 5: they take us on a very easy ride for an hour?
Speaker 5: And I don't realize they're obviously assessing us, and they
Speaker 5: go and break here and try this, and then they
Speaker 5: go all everyone, circle around here, circle around here, and
Speaker 5: they go Christian and Adam, the rest of the group
Speaker 5: are going to go off now, and so here we go.
Speaker 5: You two are going to and because you're trying to
Speaker 5: pick the right words, not to shame us, but the
Speaker 5: younger guys all were looking at their feet, like we
Speaker 5: all know what's happened here. They need to repeat the
Speaker 5: year catch up class. I said, so, what what are
Speaker 5: we going to be working on? He goes, We're going
Speaker 5: to go and go on to something like working on breaking, breaking,
Speaker 5: we're working on breaking. So anyway, over the next three days,
Speaker 5: you know, they advance you and stuff like that. By
Speaker 5: the end of it, you all do this sort of
Speaker 5: five hour ride together together.
Speaker 4: On the proper that down heill stuff that you see
Speaker 4: on YouTube.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's brilliant. By the end of it, you really
Speaker 5: are whizzing around. And that's what was great about It's
Speaker 5: I didn't realize how porn is and I sometimes to
Speaker 5: do stuff that is the edge of your comfort zone
Speaker 5: where you do feel a bit like yes, and so
Speaker 5: it's great. I learned loads and I chat more about
Speaker 5: it tomorrow, but it was it was a great experience.
Speaker 5: Anyone the last day, right, they all keep building up
Speaker 5: there and we're doing this amazing ride and I see
Speaker 5: everyone we take here. We always love just waiting for
Speaker 5: you about five minutes of wine and taking photos because
Speaker 5: everyone's face is lit up. You're going to have this ride.
Speaker 5: It's the ride of your life. And it's beautiful, and
Speaker 5: it was right. It was stunning. It was looking like
Speaker 5: you're in New Zealand and all this sort of beautiful
Speaker 5: country side. But anyway, in the first half an hour
Speaker 5: we're doing up we climbing, climbing up, they go listen
Speaker 5: everybody in a minute. Everyone had to pass it down
Speaker 5: the line. We're in like this whole procession. There's nine
Speaker 5: of us there, and they go, we're about to cycle
Speaker 5: over a river. But it's a very thin ledge, so
Speaker 5: single file and give space in between thin ledge. Already
Speaker 5: I'm thinking, bloody hell as soon as only a thin ledge.
Speaker 5: And then I shout out, what's the side of the ledge?
Speaker 5: A big river, but don't worry about that all I'm thinking,
Speaker 5: this is big river. And then they're just how many
Speaker 5: This thirteen year old boy was behind me right, and
Speaker 5: he was like, I want to overtake because he did
Speaker 5: not want to be at the back me and my
Speaker 5: fifty year old member. Obviously out of the river. He
Speaker 5: didn't want to be at the back, right. His ego
Speaker 5: is like be behind the knackers. I'm thirteen, I need
Speaker 5: to be at the front. So he goes, Cushi, I'm
Speaker 5: going to overtake you, and the instructor goes, do no,
Speaker 5: overtake cushion. Right now we're crossing the river, right, and
Speaker 5: I go Sam White. But then our next day I
Speaker 5: felt is his tire jamming to my rear tire and
Speaker 5: then I then shoot forward and into the river, holding
Speaker 5: holding the mountain bike and not to want to go
Speaker 5: in and side was under. Oh not you ever tried
Speaker 5: to pull a man out he was under a mountain bike.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't want It was a great four
Speaker 5: rappid of Tasmania. Can we also talk about the una
Speaker 5: freezing count you were pushed? I was pushed by thirteen
Speaker 5: old boy who did not want to be behind a
Speaker 5: fifty year old man wobbling his way up a big hill.
Speaker 4: How many people did it take to pull you out?
Speaker 5: Well, I managed to free myself from under the bike,
Speaker 5: and then you know, it's like actually being reborn. I
Speaker 5: was like, it wasn't a shock, it was the art.
Speaker 5: And then we were like because obviously no one had
Speaker 5: a change of clothes, and we were like, oh four
Speaker 5: hours for the next hour and a half and I
Speaker 5: had to tie my top around the front the bike.
Speaker 5: I had to ride down in skins look at some
Speaker 5: Bogan or Vladimir pose. So this morning I'm looking for
Speaker 5: your stories of what have you fallen into the Tasmanian rapids.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know if it was a rapid,
Speaker 5: great four I think it was probably that's something thing
Speaker 5: you go whitewater raft in a six man canoe. What
Speaker 5: have you fallen into or what have you fallen out of?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: So what have you fallen into? What are you falling
Speaker 5: out of? Give us a call share your stories on
Speaker 5: nine four one four one oh four three. Good morning, Stacy,
Speaker 5: Good morning Christian. Here are you going? I'm good Stacy.
Speaker 5: So did he fall in or did he fall out?
Speaker 11: I fell out a massive fall out of a tram.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I was on my way home from work, normal day,
Speaker 8: went to get off the tram.
Speaker 11: It was one of those trams with the three ships,
Speaker 11: you know, one of the older trams. Yeah, it was
Speaker 11: about to get asked, caught my heel on, some went
Speaker 11: flying out of the tram, spreading, got across the road
Speaker 11: in front of the traffic with my skirt up around
Speaker 11: my ear.
Speaker 1: The optics of mortifying.
Speaker 5: And not just that trams don't move that quickly, so
Speaker 5: everyone gets a good look you line prostate like that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, all the cars are pulled up where they stopped
Speaker 11: beside the trams and I just went straight out in
Speaker 11: front of them.
Speaker 5: Did anyone get out to.
Speaker 11: Help or I don't know, because I was up and
Speaker 11: gone quicker than anything.
Speaker 5: It's like leaving the scene of a crime, isn't it.
Speaker 5: You just make a rapid stage stage left exit. Stacy.
Speaker 5: That's a great one. Thank you very much, your story mate.
Speaker 5: Thanks you on the show. Have a good day.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 5: By Donna. Good morning, good morning, Good on and Donna,
Speaker 5: welcome to the show. So what did you fall out
Speaker 5: of or into?
Speaker 9: I fell into a drop dummy?
Speaker 5: Oh, oh my god. You see that little hole when
Speaker 5: you think has anyone ever dropped even dropped anything in?
Speaker 5: I think I was even if I dropped my phone.
Speaker 5: It's a new phone. I'm not. I'm no. That's smell
Speaker 5: of them, especially one where it's like you go out
Speaker 5: somewhere for a walk and they have those ones in there.
Speaker 5: They're all hot and soupy and during the summer of
Speaker 5: prime the top, I use a foot to keep the
Speaker 5: thing open. And then you're right set me stand. Don't
Speaker 5: you hovering there? Oh Donna? How do you fall in it?
Speaker 9: I was early dating my partner at the time now husband,
Speaker 9: and we went to one of his if we went
Speaker 9: to his family's property for a.
Speaker 5: Weekend, which is family is Doney.
Speaker 9: And I needed to go to the tourlet. They were
Speaker 9: outdoor toilets, and he said to me, don't go to
Speaker 9: the first one because the floor is not stable. So
Speaker 9: I went to the second one and I took two
Speaker 9: steps in and I felt the floor creaking, and I thought, nah,
Speaker 9: So I turned around, when to go out and bang
Speaker 9: itself right down?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, into a pit of.
Speaker 9: Into a pitocrap. Yes, and I was wearing white pants, my.
Speaker 5: Pants.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 9: And the best thing is the dunnies don't last. They're
Speaker 9: not there anymore, but my songs are still there because
Speaker 9: I lost my thongs on the day.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, how did they get you out? Well?
Speaker 9: That was the scariest bit because my husband was saying,
Speaker 9: oh my god, we better call Triple zero and here
Speaker 9: I am picturing zero Channel nine news, and.
Speaker 5: There's anyone else you could do it. They got enough
Speaker 5: stuff to deal with getting that duney holes. They've got
Speaker 5: a special unit. If you don't do thevery when you scrub,
Speaker 5: you get put there, don't you?
Speaker 4: Doney inspectors did you say you end up throwing down
Speaker 4: a milk create so you had to get.
Speaker 11: Yourself out milk and a letter and you married this guy?
Speaker 5: Did he called her a ship pitch to marry him. Well,
Speaker 5: I mean, if you can't get through that, you can
Speaker 5: get through anything.
Speaker 4: Just from there.
Speaker 9: It's a harfrible story now, but at the time it was.
Speaker 5: A horrific, absolutely horrific. Johnna, we'll send your prize. This
Speaker 5: a ripper story is such a great story. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Don you're listening to the question of Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 5: You still got your mate works at Kennard's. Someone's saying,
Speaker 5: why don't we get Jack to speak to his mate
Speaker 5: a Kennard's something that can they got the scissor lift
Speaker 5: because they draped something off the.
Speaker 4: Lift up and drop your big king sheet off the
Speaker 4: side of her with the target on.
Speaker 5: It looks like a protest something more. I think about
Speaker 5: it now if I'm driving to work, I don't think, oh,
Speaker 5: that's my breakfast, thinking what the bloody mon about? Something?
Speaker 5: Protest against something? They're not holding up traffic, are they?
Speaker 4: They do haven't want a heavy equipment there though, so
Speaker 4: surely we.
Speaker 5: Can something there. But that is a great idea me.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Okay, so every Wednesday on the show,
Speaker 5: then we call it I love my job. We just
Speaker 5: love hearing from you if you love what you do
Speaker 5: for work in life nine one o four three. When
Speaker 5: you hear someone just talk about what they do with
Speaker 5: just genuine, pure enthusiasm and joy. They've got meaning and purpose,
Speaker 5: it does something to us. You literally, it retunes how
Speaker 5: you feel, even on a Wednesday in the middle of
Speaker 5: the week, no matter how your day is going. Trust me,
Speaker 5: when we do this every Wednesday and we just hear
Speaker 5: from people in all walks of life, all ways that
Speaker 5: they find meaning and joy and what they do in
Speaker 5: the hours that you have to be at work, it
Speaker 5: really is such a lovely thing for us as to
Speaker 5: overhear your joint passion about whatever it is you do.
Speaker 5: So if that's you and you're heading into there right now,
Speaker 5: you might have been doing whatever it is and you
Speaker 5: genuinely love it, give us a call nine four one
Speaker 5: four one oh four three. Here are some of our
Speaker 5: favorite ones we've had over the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 6: I pick up rubbish along one of the most iconic
Speaker 6: beaches in melt along Williams Sown Beach. It's a beautiful job.
Speaker 3: I am the.
Speaker 10: Store manager at Braver at high Point and it's the
Speaker 10: best job of me ahead.
Speaker 11: I love my job because I get to hang out
Speaker 11: with all my animals all day. We've run a farm
Speaker 11: animal therapy at the Southeast.
Speaker 5: So is that you nine four one one four three.
Speaker 5: We'll hear about it.
Speaker 1: Next Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: So do you love your job? Corey does? Good morning? Corey?
Speaker 10: Hey, good morning? How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Corey? So I can only hear the passion
Speaker 5: and the joy of the energy. What do you do mate?
Speaker 10: I'm actually driving to Mumbolg at the moment, but I'm
Speaker 10: a BDM, which is a business development manager for a
Speaker 10: liquid waste company.
Speaker 5: Jel, I'm glad he's a BDM. I was worried about
Speaker 5: there might be another letter missing in there, but whatever,
Speaker 5: whatever lights you up. Maybe you're selling leatherware. I don't
Speaker 5: know swings.
Speaker 10: But yeah, Look, basically, in my job, I've been doing
Speaker 10: it twelve years of I guess the kind of satisfaction
Speaker 10: and you for it, Philly, I get when I actually
Speaker 10: just leave the house to go do my job, to
Speaker 10: meet people that I've been dealing with for the last
Speaker 10: twelve years. I guess I've even established those long twelve
Speaker 10: year relationships with let's say one of the owners of McDonald's.
Speaker 10: We coach basketball together both and we pretty much, yeah,
Speaker 10: catch up every now and then each other's parties. Obviously
Speaker 10: they're wealthy people, but they're humble. And I guess the
Speaker 10: best part of my job is that if somebody calls
Speaker 10: me and they need help, and it could be nine,
Speaker 10: ten o'clock at night, I help them without even thinking
Speaker 10: about it because it's what I do. And I guess
Speaker 10: the self gratification that you get when you know that
Speaker 10: you're helping putting food on there mine.
Speaker 5: This sounds lovely. So you've become big part of each
Speaker 5: other's lives. It's not just a transactional thing in a job.
Speaker 10: No, not just business. It's it's friendship.
Speaker 5: This is lovely. And what is it you actually do, Corey?
Speaker 10: I'm actually I'm on the road pretty much managing probably
Speaker 10: over fifteen hundred customer accounts for liquid waste, which is
Speaker 10: a grease trap.
Speaker 4: Right, So how often does maccas go it's ten o'clock
Speaker 4: at night, emergency, emergency, come out here.
Speaker 10: We've had a really greasy day, probably depending across let's
Speaker 10: say ninety three McDonald's. I manage probably about six times
Speaker 10: a week.
Speaker 5: Budie, how you look after ninety three different makers? Yes,
Speaker 5: how do you get into a job like that? It
Speaker 5: strikes you as so ultra specific?
Speaker 10: Well, basically it's more sort of it's not about the
Speaker 10: actual product or selling it. It's more about, I guess
Speaker 10: how you know, if you're empathetic towards people, if you
Speaker 10: just I guess, got a good heart and just want
Speaker 10: to help people, because that's what these people need.
Speaker 5: They just call. You're someone who is hugely just instantly miable.
Speaker 5: If I was in the market for a grease trap,
Speaker 5: and there's a lot of slops sometimes on the show,
Speaker 5: especially by Friday, that it quite works, I would buy
Speaker 5: one very quickly. Off you, Cory. You just one of
Speaker 5: these people that lights people up.
Speaker 10: I can tell Ah, thank you, I appreciate that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, good on you, Corey, Thank you very much. You
Speaker 5: give us a Callway, have a good day.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: That is quite the morning out there, now, isn't It
Speaker 5: feels like the rest of the world there's been, you know,
Speaker 5: watching the tennis every day, going what a place to live?
Speaker 5: That great at spawning city on the planet Earth, suns
Speaker 5: out every day they go, oh my god, where are
Speaker 5: we now? Why is it so great? Where the sky gone?
Speaker 5: All right? So yesterday we were reminded our house basically
Speaker 5: that Patsy is a serial complainer, even on a day well,
Speaker 5: even on a day off sick. On Monday, mass to
Speaker 5: read off three complaints day off sick, where she apparently
Speaker 5: couldn't here a thing, still managed to real off not one,
Speaker 5: not two, but three.
Speaker 3: People to email.
Speaker 5: No, you're quite right, we don't know, because there's a
Speaker 5: natural way of you being in the world. So yes,
Speaker 5: I said, why don't you balance it out and fire
Speaker 5: off three notes of praise? And you did that yesterday.
Speaker 5: I've got the notes you sent off here, these lovely
Speaker 5: emails you sent to three different organizations. And if you're
Speaker 5: at capats K if I read these out, was it
Speaker 5: hard to do? You know?
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 5: Check?
Speaker 3: It was actually quite cathartic. I felt very good with
Speaker 3: myself at the end of the day.
Speaker 5: All right, tell me about Emma as a champion.
Speaker 3: Oh, Emma, Emma works at our local council. And I
Speaker 3: did cop a parking fine over Christmas.
Speaker 5: So you haven't paid it? Well special treatment.
Speaker 3: I was in Chris's car and so okay, let.
Speaker 5: Me just cut to the chase and this the email begins, This, Willie,
Speaker 5: these are quite enough layer on fixt Joe. This is
Speaker 5: how it opens mail at Wyndham VIC dot gov. A
Speaker 5: youth question someone's and let get this today, Willie Wonka.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 5: Hello. By the way, Willy Wonka said it best when
Speaker 5: he exclaimed, and so shines a good deed in a
Speaker 5: weary world.
Speaker 3: One of my favorite line.
Speaker 5: I wanted to reach how and compliment one of your
Speaker 5: phone operators, Emma, whom I had the pleasure for talking
Speaker 5: to you today. Mine was a barking infringement inquiry and
Speaker 5: she must get these sorts of issues on a daily basis.
Speaker 5: But was very diligent and patient and got to the
Speaker 5: bottom of my issue. Subjas, I don't want to pay it.
Speaker 3: No, it wasn't the case at all with.
Speaker 5: Wyndham City, Australia's biggest growth corridor. Oh no, it's a
Speaker 5: silicon valley.
Speaker 3: No, it is absolutely it is municipality.
Speaker 5: Is it savans with people like Emma? Correct Windham.
Speaker 3: It is yep. Out West is the country's biggest growth corridor,
Speaker 3: has been for a number of years.
Speaker 5: Okay, have you passed on my thanks Patrician Newman. And
Speaker 5: then we go to another one, a word of appreciation
Speaker 5: service at the reject shop dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Oh that's my new favorite shot.
Speaker 5: Hi there just want to take no no movie quote
Speaker 5: for them. They didn't get her off a parking fine.
Speaker 5: Hi there just wanted to take time out of my day.
Speaker 3: Oh oh no, we're all busy. We're all busy, and
Speaker 3: you know that this is how important.
Speaker 5: He just wanted to be a good marriage.
Speaker 9: Hi.
Speaker 5: They just want to take time of my day to
Speaker 5: highlight one of the employees and commend the customer service.
Speaker 5: I visited your sign Not's store in Whereabit Senate store
Speaker 5: Street in Whereby around twelve thirty pm today and the
Speaker 5: young checkout operator was very cheerful and help me with
Speaker 5: a trio scrub day.
Speaker 3: I couldn't find them.
Speaker 5: I couldn't find them a bargain of my and fourteen dollars.
Speaker 3: For the pack three jack for fourteen bucks.
Speaker 4: That is good that you get.
Speaker 5: In fact, he has served me ever before and as
Speaker 5: a lovely.
Speaker 3: Demeanor he does.
Speaker 5: Gorgeous young missus Robinson, cheerful graduate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a sweet young man.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I wanted to say, you are lucky to have him.
Speaker 5: I'd love to have him a round my property. A
Speaker 5: great day, Petrinia knew it. And then we get to.
Speaker 4: This one, the big greatly He met the brief exactly.
Speaker 5: And they're all relatable. These are everyday experiences that any
Speaker 5: one of our listeners could be going, yeah, I know
Speaker 5: what that's like. I'm buying a scrub daddy, I'm trying
Speaker 5: to get off a parking fine. And then we go
Speaker 5: to one of the premiere hotels in Melbourne where Patsy
Speaker 5: is barely a day she's not there, brown nosing, Andrede
Speaker 5: the manager, Well we go Andre, who was a great
Speaker 5: friend and support of this show, and the lamb is loving.
Speaker 5: We love going there right. Let me just get my
Speaker 5: nose deeper up your backside, LEDDERI air Andre, hoping you
Speaker 5: and your family had lovely Christmas and New Year. And
Speaker 5: the hotel is bustling, yes amid the tennis And it
Speaker 5: just says here amid the tennis Open. Even though we're
Speaker 5: doing a big thing with the A which they paid
Speaker 5: a fortune to be associated with.
Speaker 3: All the plays are staying there.
Speaker 5: Christian has challenged me to write three meals of praise
Speaker 5: today pull the code so if I had my way,
Speaker 5: you never hear from me again. That's next time I
Speaker 5: want a free slap up lunch. Christian has chudged me
Speaker 5: to write three yesterday. That's a great opportunity to thank
Speaker 5: you for our recent stay. Hello mates. Rates felt like
Speaker 5: a home away from home, and I wanted to particularly
Speaker 5: highlight here we go a whole letter. Absolutely, it feels
Speaker 5: like an oscar speech. Jeffrey, Yes for valet parking my
Speaker 5: car again?
Speaker 3: So real, no, but putting the text. He's like the
Speaker 3: big head hauncher of the Asia Pacific and I turned
Speaker 3: up in here he is doing the car.
Speaker 5: Is puting out the Asia Pacific car. He's the ma
Speaker 5: another one he emails as Pacific.
Speaker 3: It's like Andrea's boss. And he was just like one
Speaker 3: of the commoners in the cars.
Speaker 5: So the commoners did the cars. I thought that was
Speaker 5: very Jeffrey for valet parking my car. I couldn't believe
Speaker 5: my eyes when I saw your Pacific Asia vice president
Speaker 5: put brackets working cars him.
Speaker 3: Did I meet him at a lunch there before?
Speaker 5: God, I don't believe Jeffrey parking cars. Stop it. Jeffrey
Speaker 5: just like one of the commoners. One of the old
Speaker 5: mum leiser do this. What about Katrina for being so
Speaker 5: bright and cagey showing us to our table and recommending
Speaker 5: some activities for the day.
Speaker 3: She was very sweet.
Speaker 5: Let's go to the Spa. Angel Angel in the Spa
Speaker 5: for the most incredible She was brilliant.
Speaker 3: Julian who Julian the maintenance boy, Julian, No, he saved
Speaker 3: my life.
Speaker 5: Julian who rescued my wedding ring from the faucet was
Speaker 5: actually a couple of more proseccos. Were you trying to
Speaker 5: get the wedding ring off? You can go back and
Speaker 5: see that, boy, Jeffrey, get the car ready.
Speaker 3: My engagement ring went down the pluk. I thought I
Speaker 3: lost it forever. I had to cool, mate, Julian.
Speaker 5: Julian rescued my wedding ring from the force. They when
Speaker 5: they wave you off.
Speaker 3: They just got.
Speaker 5: There's at least six people involved in maintaining your overa
Speaker 5: nice You've got the se Asia reasonal bb get this
Speaker 5: is coming now, Parker car Please we only roasted on
Speaker 5: that show. I know you're past my th onto the team,
Speaker 5: thank you, and they're just not between a newman. Please
Speaker 5: call me Patsy, Well, Patsy I one enjoyed Notes of
Speaker 5: praise is back next week. This is a regular thing now,
Speaker 5: Patsy okay, back next week.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 5: Do you have a week claim to fame? No claim
Speaker 5: to fame is two weak for us. We want to
Speaker 5: hear them on nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 1: Business like showiness.
Speaker 9: I'm ranging through several leaf and is coming out of
Speaker 9: the toilets at Crown Gold Class.
Speaker 6: I have tiny barber's clothes iron.
Speaker 9: My son preschool teacher, dated Elvis. I have a tennisport
Speaker 9: that could have been ash fardage. I owned five pierces
Speaker 9: er all swim. Nicky is my grandmother second cot.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's weakest claim to fame.
Speaker 5: That is nothing but a roll call of greats. That's
Speaker 5: like the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Isn't it the weakest
Speaker 5: walk of fame? In Kudal scenes nine four one four
Speaker 5: one oh four three, Jack, you've got a week clean
Speaker 5: to fame.
Speaker 4: I've had one overnight. As we've been talking on the
Speaker 4: show about the longest serve and yesterday we were saying,
Speaker 4: what's the best way to measure these hits going over
Speaker 4: the Yarra River. We thought maybe a golf range finder, but.
Speaker 5: Then Suemov said that they only work on because golf
Speaker 5: courses are pre loaded on steam. No.
Speaker 4: Well, but if yesay were they only work on golf courses,
Speaker 4: then who do I get a d M from overnight?
Speaker 4: But Melbourne Demons player Adam Tomlinson, without a hello, just
Speaker 4: says golf range finders work anywhere up to eight hundred meters.
Speaker 4: I know because I use mine on the fishing boat
Speaker 4: to see how far from land.
Speaker 5: I am. Ah, that's I think he's a very good
Speaker 5: captain if he's got to get a golf range find
Speaker 5: sure it's land. And then like horizon and not a
Speaker 5: naval expert, don'ly have like an on board not periscope,
Speaker 5: but don only have an onoard what's it called radar
Speaker 5: or something that's just golf range finder? Wow?
Speaker 4: Bad time of the times of Melbourne Football Club. If
Speaker 4: you're losing guys to.
Speaker 5: As Adam, please focus on the season, big season ahead
Speaker 5: for the D's. A couple of weeks ago, when we
Speaker 5: were up in Byron, we all went to see because
Speaker 5: the weather was rainy up there. We went to see Wonka.
Speaker 5: Loved it, right was Wonka was great?
Speaker 3: You've seen its absolutely phenomenal.
Speaker 5: Timothy's Chamroe and Hugh Grant is a scene Steeler towards
Speaker 5: the end as well. It's a brilliant movie. The whole
Speaker 5: cast are great, loved it. My songs are very good
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was brilliant, Jack, you'll love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, choice definitely flip flopped on chamroat. I remember last
Speaker 4: year when he's a trailer would pop up for Wonk,
Speaker 4: like this little guy.
Speaker 3: No, he's not water at all, he's very go.
Speaker 5: My kids just idolized Timothy shomonam I didn't go so
Speaker 5: anyway because we're in a cinema and Byron, one of
Speaker 5: my daughters, nudges me and go that guy over there,
Speaker 5: isn't he famous? Now looked over? It was the biggest
Speaker 5: start of our Byron him, yeah, with his family, with
Speaker 5: him watching one watching Wonker, and of course everyone's like,
Speaker 5: you know, no but bless him. No one really is
Speaker 5: bothering him. But you're in the moral move we're all
Speaker 5: watching now. Even at the start of it, we're all
Speaker 5: sort of you can see people sort of pretend to
Speaker 5: look around, like what's dad, is he quit scratching his Hamsworth?
Speaker 5: And he's you don't go is it him? You know
Speaker 5: you see someone and go what is my life? He's
Speaker 5: very defined us out big and Jack is you can't
Speaker 5: look a bit like Chris Hensworth? Or is that him?
Speaker 5: It's like that's just.
Speaker 4: Him, that's amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And everyone kept like looking around a bit like
Speaker 5: is he enjoying one? Chris sitting along? What's next?
Speaker 3: Was he heaving?
Speaker 5: That's what I'm turning into popcorn. I also thought I
Speaker 5: was trying to work out where I could hear him
Speaker 5: singing to some of the songs. I was having to
Speaker 5: go out there and to go next move for you
Speaker 5: needs to be musicals. My friend Hugh Jackman can't. He's
Speaker 5: looking a lot older. He's looking a lot old, looking
Speaker 5: a bit dusty, old Wolvering. Time for you to become
Speaker 5: the greatest showman in Australia. And there's chocolate, and there's chocolate.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, Linda, Good morning, Good morning Linda.
Speaker 5: What is your weakest claim to fame for us?
Speaker 8: Okay, so I won the lead role in a play
Speaker 8: at university over Kate Blanchet.
Speaker 5: That is a huge flex. What was the play?
Speaker 8: It was called Late Rivals. It was just it was
Speaker 8: quite a short play. It was this the first years,
Speaker 8: so it was like for people who just added uni
Speaker 8: and yeah, so what happened then?
Speaker 4: If you're a better actress than her at that age,
Speaker 4: why does she overtake you?
Speaker 5: Oh well, steady aren't there? Sandon Lands has arrived? Dirty,
Speaker 5: don't start from the color Joe Coyn's rocked up? Yeah,
Speaker 5: what happened to you? Rubbish life?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 5: I look at that successful lady.
Speaker 4: Sorry I didn't mean.
Speaker 5: I'm sure you're still opposite to Tony.
Speaker 8: Thanks Jack, thank you, I'm so, I'm so glad I
Speaker 8: called up.
Speaker 5: You'll get an email later on today. How would you
Speaker 5: rate your customer experience? Would you recommend it to other people?
Speaker 8: Everybody brings it up like that. My sister talked about
Speaker 8: it in my in her wedding suite at my wedding,
Speaker 8: she brought it.
Speaker 5: Up and Jack, well, I know people like that.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I lovely.
Speaker 5: Thank you anyway, thank you for having a great story there.
Speaker 5: Thank you for going to call Lindle.
Speaker 8: That's all right, thanks a lot by Now.
Speaker 4: Go to the next call.
Speaker 5: Chris. Come morning, good morning, good morning, Chris, So, what
Speaker 5: is your weakest claim to fame for us?
Speaker 6: Mine is I was in the lift with Cheech and
Speaker 6: Chong sounds.
Speaker 5: They were smoking stuff in the lift with them.
Speaker 6: It's probably the only time they weren't smoking.
Speaker 5: And when was this? Was there in Melbourne wire they
Speaker 5: on tour, or was.
Speaker 6: In Melbourne on tour when they're at their peak. It's
Speaker 6: probably nearly fifty years ago now, and I was working
Speaker 6: in the place was actually the Age building back in
Speaker 6: those days, which was five flaws and radio station three
Speaker 6: x y was the number one station back everybody that
Speaker 6: toured would go to three x y, So me and
Speaker 6: my friends worth there. My work colleague were office juniors,
Speaker 6: so we used to make sure we're in the foyer.
Speaker 6: As soon as someone famous came, we jump in the lift.
Speaker 5: And just listened to them. Chris, thank you very much,
Speaker 5: You cool buddy. Have a good day. No one nick
Speaker 5: em on him there? You scared them off?
Speaker 1: Jack Well Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: What are they waving it? By the way, Who can't hear?
Speaker 5: Because people are waving at me, I'm talking and then
Speaker 5: no one's saying anything. Who can't hear? What has happened?
Speaker 4: To you last minute heads up.
Speaker 5: If you can't hear I can't hear I can't hear
Speaker 5: him all right here right, but can you hear it
Speaker 5: to all person?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? You're on here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, anytime you're asking people can hear you. You know
Speaker 5: you're working for a pretty slick Schmick set up already Ready, Christian,
Speaker 5: we hear aloud it clear a longa part. Thank you, Richard,
Speaker 5: because if Wonga Park has fallen, we're awful. Christian. I
Speaker 5: tried to out by turning off my smart speakers. Not again, Richard,
Speaker 5: that may be the fix, Paul, Christian, we can hear
Speaker 5: you come on in your landing gear is downs down
Speaker 5: all right, so you no headphones.
Speaker 4: I can hear, Patsy, but I can hear you from
Speaker 4: sitting across.
Speaker 5: In radio week All this riding bare back, it's hard
Speaker 5: to do. It's like sunny landing that big old playing
Speaker 5: on the Hudson. Good luck to you brave pilots going
Speaker 5: in blind. Calms it down, calms it down. I'm now
Speaker 5: looking at the time waste. I've got to do. What
Speaker 5: a glorious anti climate all of that so we can
Speaker 5: do these.
Speaker 4: Are you playing the music yet or not? Yet.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, I'm playing the music. Jack. Where is Pats?
Speaker 5: Then you're in one of those old sort of rabbit warrens.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm in the broom.
Speaker 5: Why don't you go in there with Pats? Because she?
Speaker 5: Can you hear me? Pats? Yeah? I can?
Speaker 3: Can you hear me?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah? Lovely?
Speaker 4: I don't even know how to get in there.
Speaker 5: Fail, fail, guys, okay, filling beginning today on the time waste.
Speaker 5: We're looking for your healthy movies, up for grounds for
Speaker 5: the best in the show. If you're still listening, can
Speaker 5: you hear me now?
Speaker 4: Hang on?
Speaker 5: You can win a spinal ease pillow.
Speaker 3: I'm going to have to give you my headphones.
Speaker 5: This is like, you know, the cupboard under stairs. That's
Speaker 5: where these two are in right now.
Speaker 3: So I'll have to give you my headphones so I
Speaker 3: won't be able to hear, but you'll be able to hear.
Speaker 3: So I don't know anything.
Speaker 5: Hang on, give me the man.
Speaker 4: Hey, Christian, this is Jack.
Speaker 5: Can you hear me now? All right? So time way?
Speaker 5: Are they healthy movies? Healthy movies like The King's Peach, Oh, delicious,
Speaker 5: healthy peach.
Speaker 4: I'm glad I can hear that.
Speaker 5: Crystal clear, Crystal clear there will we blood that was
Speaker 5: not healthy? Good lord, mister Lewis, No, no, there will
Speaker 5: be blood, oranges, beaten, guaranteene and vitamin C. Thank you,
Speaker 5: Buffalo Bill Pilates of the Caribbean. Silva wrapped that core,
Speaker 5: mister Depp filetting nemo. Oh yum yum yum. Yeahs do dude,
Speaker 5: where's my carbs? I saw salad here and I.
Speaker 4: Prone, yeah, that's a gold as well.
Speaker 5: That's very good. And when Harry met salad too much
Speaker 5: salad long exactly? Can you hear me? Now? It's checking
Speaker 5: out the comedy Jack, What have you got healthy movies?
Speaker 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber.
Speaker 5: Hello, mate, wait for the comedy.
Speaker 4: Goblet of Fiber.
Speaker 5: Oh sorry fiber? No, no, no it was it was. Yes.
Speaker 5: Now that's the silver there, can you hear me?
Speaker 4: Silver good skateboarding movie? This one, Lords of jog Town
Speaker 4: go match the.
Speaker 5: Two thousands.
Speaker 4: Niche film.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, if you know, you know, you know, you
Speaker 5: know it's.
Speaker 4: A dog Planet of the great.
Speaker 5: No, there we go, plant the grapes gold.
Speaker 4: And Silence of the Lambs that wasn't healthy. Silence of
Speaker 4: the grass fed lambs.
Speaker 5: All this.
Speaker 4: I must have dropped some of the good whites all
Speaker 4: the way over there.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, that's little little cabin room with Patsy. Let
Speaker 5: me have a look around on the song. All right,
Speaker 5: what can you hear me? Now? What have you got on?
Speaker 5: You show? Catchphrase?
Speaker 8: Can you hear me?
Speaker 5: Now? Caty? What am I doing?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm asking? Yes you have you got healthy movies?
Speaker 5: Or as text them in on four seven five three
Speaker 5: one oh four three. Good god. We've only been back
Speaker 5: on the show two days. It's falling apart even hear
Speaker 5: each other? You reckon. They're stripping the good wires and
Speaker 5: getting ready for Carl and Jackie out.
Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 5: Christian, what's going on the show? You guys having a seance?
Speaker 5: Someone trying to come through right now. There's try On
Speaker 5: trying to speak. Thank you, Greg, Jack You're still in
Speaker 5: the broom covered with pats.
Speaker 4: Broom broom covered is actually generous. This couldn't even fit
Speaker 4: a broom. This is so.
Speaker 3: Small now you couldn't swing a cat.
Speaker 4: It's got It is actually a broom covered with a
Speaker 4: a four piece of paper with the gold logo printed
Speaker 4: on it, stuck with masking tape to the doors.
Speaker 5: The sadness. I mean you need like veiling in crates.
Speaker 5: There aren't you that you're in captivity there? All right?
Speaker 4: And now Pats and I are sharing a microphone so
Speaker 4: it feels.
Speaker 5: Like we're back band aids. Alright, So Jack, can you
Speaker 5: hear me? Now?
Speaker 4: I can hear? Are you playing the music?
Speaker 5: There? Christian? Loud and clear, it's in the mix. All right,
Speaker 5: Healthy movies, you ready tomorrow? Don't forget Jack beston Show.
Speaker 5: You'll need that piece of paper to write down the
Speaker 5: ones you like and give golds to we go.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well do you know what we'll.
Speaker 5: Do because the Best and Show gets a spinal ease pillow.
Speaker 4: You know what piece of paper? Where you seeing the
Speaker 4: gold logo that's taped to the front of the door.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Pats?
Speaker 4: All right, ready to go, Christian.
Speaker 5: Dead stuff guys. Healthy movies like the Hills have annual
Speaker 5: eye exams. Gold you mean gloom free silver, Shindler's bliss.
Speaker 4: Ball like a bathbormb Yeah, bronze.
Speaker 5: We bought a Tofu silver any given fun run day
Speaker 5: gold that's very good one I Brian intermittent fasting and
Speaker 5: furious gold. That's very good, well, well done. No country
Speaker 5: roll men, no crunchy roll men.
Speaker 4: Gold.
Speaker 5: Ah, that's some Adam riding Miss Daisy. Oh is that healthy? Who?
Speaker 5: Who bronze? Chitty Chitty or brand? Keep your regular silver.
Speaker 5: But I'm Jane Juice Bigelo It's our first Juice Bigelow
Speaker 5: of the guys, Juice Bigelow, Coal, Jiggilow Gold, Willie Wonka
Speaker 5: and the Kombucha Factory Gold. That's good one. I'm Paul
Speaker 5: Protein Wolf, Protein Wolf Silver, I thought gold Aiden, Dumb
Speaker 5: and Cucumber, Chris what on bridge over the River kal
Speaker 5: silver and conn Air fryar is it a fry hell?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yes, Okay, Well we're giving the prize this morning
Speaker 4: to Will for inter minute fasting and the furious.
Speaker 5: Wow done, but you get the spinal ease pillow. We
Speaker 5: are back tomorrow morning with working headphones and a studio
Speaker 5: that doesn't involve me saying can you hear us? Can
Speaker 5: you hear us? Every three minutes? Sorry about that. I mean,
Speaker 5: we couldn't get six hours into a new year without
Speaker 5: there being some kind of technical problem. It feels like
Speaker 5: we're probably back at work now. Anyone else felt like that?
Speaker 5: This feels this feels like this is home.
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