WEBVTT - FULL: Can You Hear Us? 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:00.880 Quest. 0:00:00.960 --> 0:00:10.879 Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime. 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:14.280 I did all the love Affair with swim up bars. 0:00:15.000 --> 0:00:17.640 Oh, here we go. Christian's gotta be a golf friends Finder. 0:00:17.760 --> 0:00:20.880 Good God, The Aliens of landed on Urs in Humans. 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.880 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:24.160 --> 0:00:26.639 Hey, good morning, It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Eight minutes 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:30.280 about six Wednesday Morning. Good morning, packs money, Good morning Jack, 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:35.960 Good morning. They say in life nature a bores a vacuum. Wow, 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:39.120 we did I see the reshuffling or the new order 0:00:39.520 --> 0:00:44.120 here in Melbourne Radio this morning. It's already begun. So 0:00:44.240 --> 0:00:47.000 I'm lucky enough, blessed from day one this radio station 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:50.080 to have a parking spot right outside the radio station. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:54.440 Also there used to be Jason Lawrence Rip Jason Lory 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:57.600 used to do the show on Kiss. Oh you hear 0:00:57.640 --> 0:00:59.680 the silence? You two Now it's disclaiming that you don't 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:04.559 even know them, not knock. Who's Jason Lauren. That's Australian Radio. Wow. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.280 Nothing to say nice about them more just left. 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:10.640 They did a great job. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:12.480 Yeah. Yeah, it's always nice if you aren't have to 0:01:12.480 --> 0:01:15.120 be made to say something. It's second apology. When your 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:19.280 dad goes, you apologize your brother. Now, I'm sorry. Anyway. 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:22.959 They also had parking spots out the front, so every 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:25.679 morning i'd see them. They'd see me. We're doing our 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:28.400 little dance. I go here, you go there, and then 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.600 we'd sometimes come up and they lift together. Anyway, they're 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:34.959 not here anymore. Well, OMN Radio waits for the second 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.759 coming Carl and Jackie. Oh right now, then there's some 0:01:37.840 --> 0:01:42.000 empty parking spots out the front. Here. Who did I 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.120 see this morning? Glide on in like a hot knife 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:51.280 through butter taking Lauren Rip took her spot. Bang, well done, 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:58.600 swer game into it, Game of Thrones, and. 0:01:58.600 --> 0:01:59.840 I waited two days so it's all. 0:01:59.880 --> 0:02:03.520 I jumped on the he's barely warm. If you touch 0:02:03.560 --> 0:02:06.920 the ground, you can still Laurens prid of shoes, you 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:08.760 can still fill them on the ground there. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:10.919 And it's all official. I don't know if you saw 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:12.119 the laminated sign. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.919 You actually got them to shift you there? 0:02:15.520 --> 0:02:17.040 Yes, I mean you could have. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.640 You saw the scenes yesterday and eyewitness reporters saw what 0:02:20.680 --> 0:02:22.600 happened after the show ended yesterday. 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:23.639 Ugly, ugly scenes. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:24.560 Christian Jack. 0:02:24.560 --> 0:02:27.440 As soon as I finished, I thought maybe would stick around. 0:02:27.200 --> 0:02:29.040 For I wondered why he was sticking around. 0:02:29.960 --> 0:02:34.639 He bolted down the set because he can see other 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:36.240 members of the team also sticking around. 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.200 Skipped. I've never seen him in there. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:44.399 I've never had him bang on the. 0:02:43.320 --> 0:02:46.639 The Biggest Stars car Jackie, I have to walk ten 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:50.760 years in English influencer hashtag you live right now on 0:02:50.760 --> 0:02:53.040 the I'll put you on a reil. 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:58.919 I was just through my daily chatter Sue, seeing how 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.639 she is while I'm here. 0:03:03.960 --> 0:03:06.520 You didn't somebody do within your hair and that dress, 0:03:06.600 --> 0:03:10.040 those colors they bring out your eyes by the way, 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:13.560 by the way, just and I'm thinking of it. Park 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:14.280 is one of the front. 0:03:14.680 --> 0:03:15.720 Shouldn't someone have it? 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:15.919 Oh? 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:18.240 I'm happy I should have it because I come in 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.600 the middle of the night at four. It's a safety issue. 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:22.040 I think you should be closer. 0:03:22.120 --> 0:03:24.160 Absolutely. Why aren't you out the front though. 0:03:24.080 --> 0:03:25.320 I don't know, I've got to park out the back, 0:03:25.400 --> 0:03:27.240 that's all right. Why I take my life in my 0:03:27.280 --> 0:03:28.320 hands every morning? 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:29.200 The front? 0:03:29.240 --> 0:03:31.080 Why aren't you on the front? Thone? I just look 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:33.760 the front now? Yeah, so Jack could give you spot 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:35.480 up for Pats not just that you know what I've heard. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:40.560 You know he's taken Jack's old spot. Perry they showing 0:03:40.680 --> 0:03:43.240 Perry does all our videos on the show. He's now 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:47.400 from today. He's moved about eighty meters. That's everything. 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.320 And if you said that gaining territory. If you think 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:52.800 I stepped in into so you're just seeing how quick he. 0:03:52.840 --> 0:04:00.760 Was barreling in the employees out of the way. So 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:03.160 perhapsy you should. No, I'm kind there today. 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:05.800 I am fine. I am in spot number twenty one. 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:08.040 I am more than happy. Hey, I've got a park. 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:08.760 That is fine. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:10.840 If something happens, you should be a spot number one, 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:11.480 twenty one. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:16.039 That's now I'm number six. You should really be significant about. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:17.919 The numerical order. I really don't care. As long as 0:04:17.960 --> 0:04:18.600 I've got a park. 0:04:18.680 --> 0:04:20.560 I don't believe in any of that. You should be 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:21.200 top five. 0:04:21.440 --> 0:04:22.719 No, it doesn't matter. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:25.040 I'm going to I'm going I'm gonna I'm gonna messes 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:27.880 sue the boss right now. I'm going to sort right now. No, 0:04:28.000 --> 0:04:29.680 you need to be. If he's six, I'm going to 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:33.720 put you at five. In fact, mine's number two. Who 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:37.840 is it number one? Who is number one? 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:40.760 I think it's Huggy. It's Hugy, is it it's Huggy 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:41.920 been here thirty years. 0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.520 It's like Kaiser so say, that's not really a limp 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:48.560 that he walks around with. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:49.800 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.320 I have just messages to the boss on behalf of You, Patsy. 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.080 She has applied leader with me. 0:04:57.960 --> 0:04:59.919 I conpect rose petals too when I pull up. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:03.520 Absolutely yes. Then my wife was at the tennis. She's 0:05:03.560 --> 0:05:06.279 never been to a tennis tournament ever, not in the 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.560 UK when we're doing or anything like that. So it 0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:11.599 was her first day yesterday, and I obviously prepared by 0:05:11.760 --> 0:05:14.560 South that you know, it's one thing going to the tennis, 0:05:14.600 --> 0:05:16.000 but you're obviously gonna have a couple of drinks and 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.640 enjoy the whole thing. Because she's actually never been. She 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:20.080 thought it was just about this, you get there, you 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:22.520 go to tennis. She was like, she rang me within 0:05:22.560 --> 0:05:25.320 ten minutes, going, ok, I start being at a music festival. 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:28.080 It is amazing. Even if she just get the ground pass, 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:29.840 which obviously people que up for days is to get 0:05:29.839 --> 0:05:32.200 there Wimbledon. But she loved it. She would She had 0:05:32.200 --> 0:05:34.160 a big old day there and saw some great tennis. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.800 But it is an amazing atmosphere, something very proud of 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.719 us because obviously all eyes around the world are on Melbourne. 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:42.000 They all see it, the beautiful sunny weather at the 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:44.320 last couple days and did the new big aerial shot 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:46.840 and they shay, you know, there's the mcg over there 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:49.400 and all the great stadiums downing. So anyway, yesterday she's 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:51.560 at the tennis all day. I don't hear from our 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:55.120 all day. This is very unusual the way it works 0:05:55.160 --> 0:06:00.799 in my relation. She is steady, relentless. Have you where 0:06:00.839 --> 0:06:03.119 are you can't see you? Have you got to find 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:11.640 my phone turned off again? Hat hat it now? Even 0:06:11.760 --> 0:06:15.960 my mother in law, who lives about five minutes Yeah, 0:06:16.560 --> 0:06:18.200 get this. A couple of weeks ago, right, it was 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.240 a lovely sunning down I'm driving home, so I just 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.960 pull over at the car park by the beach. I 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.040 think I get in now and the bathe isn't about. 0:06:25.040 --> 0:06:27.719 I just go get in the sea, beautiful Jackie. My 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:35.400 mother in law rings my wife, going this question. Okay, 0:06:35.600 --> 0:06:41.520 he's a cliff face. My wife rings me she can't 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:44.839 call me because I'm having a swim. Ten minutes later, 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:47.880 I see this miss call. She's like you, okay, is 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:50.720 that something happened? To her, what if I felt if 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:53.040 I threw myself off a cliff, off every bad show, 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:59.760 I'd have died thousands of times. They'd have like nets 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.680 or off every is on the way home, bounce me 0:07:02.760 --> 0:07:03.160 back up. 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.640 So it does suggest that Jackie is watching you every day. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:10.880 For any she. I think it's in between Dr Phil right, 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.920 they love that Dr Phil the old timers during the day, 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.040 and then keep it on prop Low. I don't forget 0:07:17.040 --> 0:07:19.520 because if if I lose my job here, she has 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:21.000 to go. Although we're back to the UK, so I 0:07:21.000 --> 0:07:23.200 think they're self interest. So anyway, I didn't hear from 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.720 her yesterday, which that's a it's like a holiday, to 0:07:25.760 --> 0:07:28.560 be honest. I'm having a spa day at home. Nothing 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:31.600 from my wife. And then at so she got to 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:35.800 ten hes at eleven am, got by seven in the evening. 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.480 In the evening, okay, she says, can you pick me 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.520 out from the station? Okay? And I'm think, wow, wow, 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:44.360 it's very rare in the sun in the sun and 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:48.840 they're dehydrated, tide and emotional. I go and wait by 0:07:49.000 --> 0:07:52.000 the train station, okay, And I keep messages going how 0:07:52.000 --> 0:07:54.840 many minutes away are you? And then she keeps saying, Oh, 0:07:54.840 --> 0:07:56.440 I'm not drunk, don't worry. You know, I've only had 0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:58.480 a couple of drinks. Then I get a phone call 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.160 from her going, oh, I forgot to tell you. I 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:06.080 forgot I'm in an uber? Ah, how did how did 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:10.000 the uber look like a train? You've asked me twice 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:11.880 to pick you up from the train station. 0:08:13.000 --> 0:08:16.480 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:08:17.000 --> 0:08:20.000 How some of your favorite bands age as we all do. 0:08:20.160 --> 0:08:22.880 Sometimes it's harder for them to come up with new 0:08:22.880 --> 0:08:25.520 material because they've been doing it for so long. And actually, 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:29.640 I think most bands, I think would considerself lucky if 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.080 they've had two killer albums. 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:33.920 And it's amazing when a band that you love so 0:08:34.040 --> 0:08:36.600 much releases new material and it's good. Last year, Blink 0:08:36.640 --> 0:08:39.480 one eight two released. They were one of my favorite 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:41.120 bands as a kid, and it's amazing. 0:08:41.559 --> 0:08:43.840 A putant album. It almost goes against the grain. And 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:45.840 I think the world why there was such a big 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.319 reaction to the Rolling Stones as well, was like they're 0:08:49.360 --> 0:08:52.080 in the eighties. It's like, I love Springsteen. There's no 0:08:52.120 --> 0:08:54.800 good stuff coming from Springsteen. His recent album was that 0:08:54.960 --> 0:08:57.240 was a covers versions are They're all covers, which is 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:59.719 really good, but it's so hard. I remember interviewing No 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:02.720 he said he's just had to accept that all this 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:05.840 great stuff that's over if he can get twenty percent 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:08.000 as good as stuff in round in the nineties. But 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.920 you know, it's just like MS be honest, none of 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:12.000 his stuff is charting now. It's like it's done. But 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:15.280 he's at least he knows two great albums. And it's 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.480 really really hard. So you've got all these great albums. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.959 Bands coming over to train the next couple of months, 0:09:19.960 --> 0:09:22.120 like in February next month, and National coming over, who 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.520 is still doing good stuff. They're a great band. Match 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:29.079 Box twenty they've got a new single that's very good. Actually, 0:09:29.120 --> 0:09:31.200 they've got a new single that's very good. And then 0:09:31.640 --> 0:09:34.679 Taylor Swift. I cannot wait for Tate. Have you actually 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:38.320 get tickets? Hip Pats they're a very I've seen them 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.120 on the website. They're released a batch a couple of 0:09:40.160 --> 0:09:40.559 days ago. 0:09:40.640 --> 0:09:41.160 Are you serious? 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:42.280 Yeah, it's on the website. 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:45.000 Oh yeah, yeah, I cannot wait. 0:09:45.080 --> 0:09:46.800 I can't beie. She's doing three nights, you know what, 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.160 Audi mcg. 0:09:47.920 --> 0:09:50.040 Or, he could do that. My cousin is doing my 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:53.480 cousin sixteen, she's getting a couldn't get tickets to Taylor Swift, 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.360 so she's getting a job at the mcg as one 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.280 of the retailers. 0:09:58.280 --> 0:10:03.079 What great pay to go to Taylor Swift other than 0:10:03.120 --> 0:10:06.199 Taylor Swift. It's only your cousin that's doing that. That's 0:10:06.240 --> 0:10:08.120 a good one. You're a big fan of Green Day. 0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:10.720 So they're my all time favorite band, and sadly at 0:10:10.720 --> 0:10:14.040 the moment, they're releasing new music off their forthcoming album 0:10:14.120 --> 0:10:16.920 comes out next month, and each time they release a 0:10:16.960 --> 0:10:19.080 new single from it, I just get more and more 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:20.959 of that itchy feeling like this. 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.559 They don't some of my favorite bones now where they're 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.600 asking us to fund it, they crowdfunding it. 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:25.960 No. 0:10:26.800 --> 0:10:30.920 If I was listeners, well, we're on this new website 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:32.920 now where you need to pay for it, but it 0:10:33.000 --> 0:10:35.240 sounded like you're equiping to a coffee once a week. 0:10:36.160 --> 0:10:37.920 I hope we're never in that situation. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:41.120 Team Green Day released a new song this week, and 0:10:41.160 --> 0:10:42.360 I just this is. 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:44.480 Your head is in your hands? By the way, is 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:45.160 it that bad? 0:10:45.480 --> 0:10:49.640 It is an existing song. I'll play you the start 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.600 of the new Green Day song and then I'll actually 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:54.680 before I even tell you what song. It's like, I reckon, 0:10:54.679 --> 0:10:56.520 you'll be out to tell this is the new Great 0:10:56.600 --> 0:11:06.839 Day song exactly the same as Pink. So what. 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:22.760 Oh my? That is very very close. You know. It's fine. 0:11:22.800 --> 0:11:25.280 All bands have influencers, right, they wear them on their 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.280 sleeves to artists to be a you know, to be 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:27.760 a thief. 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:30.360 Yes, but I don't want my Pink, my favorite punk 0:11:30.400 --> 0:11:31.800 band copy Pink. 0:11:32.040 --> 0:11:34.640 Pinky, Green Day, all the different phans they went to 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:43.480 American Idiot to the Pink chapter, bloody hell, Jack, I 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.040 don't like it. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:45.920 I don't like it. I'm disappointed. 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:57.360 Put them together, don't mind the collaboration. Maybe that's what 0:11:57.440 --> 0:12:01.880 they do, Pink and Green him Pink. It works together. 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:03.880 So you now, is it over the love affair with 0:12:03.960 --> 0:12:04.360 dreen Day? 0:12:04.400 --> 0:12:06.240 It is? If they were coming out this year, I 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.440 would I've let it pass and I will go see 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:09.400 them all. 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.080 Do you want from your favorite bands now, after a 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:13.760 certain day, to just do the hits because you remembered, 0:12:13.760 --> 0:12:15.559 like when you first heard those songs. That's when we 0:12:15.640 --> 0:12:17.520 had Billy Joeld on the show the other year and 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.000 he said he loves doing line shows. 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:19.160 Now. 0:12:19.520 --> 0:12:21.880 His opening line is, don't why there's no new material. 0:12:22.840 --> 0:12:25.280 I haven't written a great song really since in nineteen 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.559 eighty nine, so it ever goes ah few otherwise they 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:30.199 moment they go, here's a new one to go. I'll 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:31.920 go and get some drinks right now. 0:12:32.240 --> 0:12:36.000 Carl Brager, you're listening to the Christian O Carl's Show podcast. 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:39.360 In one a week's time, we'll be doing the show 0:12:39.440 --> 0:12:42.560 live from the Yarra for our longest serve. Well thanks 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.720 to the Australian Open. The Australian Open hits different tickets 0:12:45.760 --> 0:12:48.680 are on sale now, what amazing price. Then if you 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:51.480 can clear the Yarraw, you each get to come down 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.839 more chances on today's show after seven o'clock. Come down 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:56.439 to the Hora next week and can you wipe a 0:12:56.520 --> 0:12:59.840 tennis ball over the yarraw It's seventy meters. Up for 0:13:00.120 --> 0:13:04.640 grabs is two VIP courtside tickets. This is an amazing 0:13:04.679 --> 0:13:08.760 prize to the Australian Open Men's Final or thanks to 0:13:08.960 --> 0:13:10.320 the Emirates. 0:13:10.120 --> 0:13:14.240 Jimmy with your best sir, Oh can you hit over 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:21.120 the year be caught side of rod La Rosie too. 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.360 Just add an email to someone listening to us right 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:32.160 now on the iHeart platform over in the UK Christian question, 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:36.120 sorry for being a pedant. Jack will love this. You 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:38.280 haven't actually made it clear yet. You say the winner 0:13:38.320 --> 0:13:40.839 is the person who hits it further over the era. 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.640 It's to longer serve what happens if three or more 0:13:43.640 --> 0:13:46.920 people do hit it over. We haven't had talked that. Yeah, 0:13:47.600 --> 0:13:49.960 we talked about the next bit we're about to talk about, 0:13:50.040 --> 0:13:52.040 or like how we're going to measure the distance. We 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.559 did that yesterday, but we have talked about that bit, 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.360 So don't worry, my fanantic friend of the UK UK 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:02.080 Home of the Pedants. By the way, Hello James. All right, 0:14:02.120 --> 0:14:06.520 so here's when we need you out this morning. People 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.880 need to target, don't they. I think, you know, seventy 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.880 meters to hit it over the Yarra on the other side. 0:14:11.880 --> 0:14:14.280 You see the riverbank over there. I think visually you've 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:16.760 got to have something to aim for for a bullseye. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:19.080 But we just don't want like a dartboard or like 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.360 an archery target. It needs to be bigger. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.200 From seventy meters, we'll hardly see that. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:25.760 Especially because we're actually having age groups, aren't we. So 0:14:25.800 --> 0:14:27.920 we're having the young guns. Then we're having the seniors, 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:31.080 then I having the veterans. We need to go specsabors. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:34.160 Maybe do we need some sort of bifocal thing. Do 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:37.400 we have some sort of reinforce thing on it? But anyway, 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.480 we need a massive target. 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:40.240 The bigger the better. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:42.720 Yeah, so far all the team came back with the 0:14:42.760 --> 0:14:46.520 partucier coating. Yesterday tried to pitch to us a footy banner, 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:49.480 which is incredibly fragile, and we could be doing this 0:14:49.560 --> 0:14:53.600 over about two hours, but people holding it apart aren't 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:54.440 going to be able to do that. 0:14:54.520 --> 0:14:57.200 No, when your team runs through their footy banner, it's 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.360 the length of a song. Yeah, thank you, two. 0:14:59.280 --> 0:15:01.480 Minutes, three minutes, and it's gottomer thin. 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.480 We're going to do this from seven to nine am. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.160 The people holding up that banner are going to fall 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:07.440 in the river after a while. 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:09.480 And then not just out worried about what if. Actually 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:11.720 quite a few people do clear the seventy meters. The 0:15:11.720 --> 0:15:15.600 first person to perforate the ham like slice way for 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.400 thin banner, it's all done. It looks terrible there being 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:19.080 tatters there. 0:15:19.120 --> 0:15:20.920 Well, the guys they asked to make it said, even 0:15:20.920 --> 0:15:23.280 if there's a wind on the day, you could lose 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:25.960 the banner to have a windless day. 0:15:26.120 --> 0:15:30.760 Every in my life especially there will be a wind. 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.400 So that sounds like a Stephen King movie. The day 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:36.800 the wind stopped, we will have wind. So we need 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:40.320 a big target, like a massive target. So at the moment, 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:42.600 I'm thinking, could we get a listener's got a large 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:46.880 backside of a lorry and put like the backside bit 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:50.200 it's an easy to Could we get a massive lorry 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.440 and then put something on that painter on the side 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:54.320 of it a bed sheet? 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.720 Oh, bed sheet? Yeah, that's good. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.920 Right, the AO would be proud of. There are so 0:16:00.160 --> 0:16:02.520 share the show that drapes a bed sheet from a 0:16:02.560 --> 0:16:05.120 rudimentary target that you would put together as he read 0:16:05.160 --> 0:16:06.280 it an artist on the show. 0:16:07.480 --> 0:16:09.440 I think we could go, hopefully one better than the 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:09.960 bed Patsy. 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:10.800 What do you think we should do? 0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:11.080 Well? 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.800 The speaking of trucks, they do have instead of tarps, 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:16.200 now they've got those u butte ones which are like 0:16:16.240 --> 0:16:19.880 a curtain taut liner. Do they call them taltliners? 0:16:20.200 --> 0:16:21.400 And what are you talking about? 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:23.720 Well, instead of you know how you can tarp a 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:25.040 semi trailer like. 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:27.880 Oh sorry, I do mean yeah, sometimes when they're spooking 0:16:27.920 --> 0:16:29.240 the vegetables. They pull them bad. 0:16:30.120 --> 0:16:30.840 Back like a curtain. 0:16:30.920 --> 0:16:33.600 I'm not asking for ten bucks release bananas. 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:36.760 I'm asking for ten I reckon you could paint one 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:37.720 of those jack. 0:16:38.040 --> 0:16:41.360 Okay on that. My idea was, I remember from high 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:44.880 school when we did archery. You shoot into hay bales. 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:47.480 And what school do you do? You had archery lessons 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:50.480 at Robin Hood's school. 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:53.440 And we shot into hay bales and the target were 0:16:53.440 --> 0:16:55.800 on the hay bales. All we need is about one 0:16:55.880 --> 0:16:57.160 hundred hay bales to make. 0:16:57.040 --> 0:17:00.280 It when you go we need it is about one 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.840 hundred hey bells. Oh great, well we go to that place. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:04.880 Heavy bells are us down the road here in Richmond 0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:08.359 for a hundred of your common hay belts. This is 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:11.119 a good idea, though, what about those those giant you know, 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:13.399 those sort of ad shells. Are they got those vans 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:17.320 that have like yeah, now yes. 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:18.440 But then as soon as you hit it with the 0:17:18.480 --> 0:17:21.159 Tenni screen. 0:17:20.600 --> 0:17:23.240 Can you come back to the bed sheet? It was laugh. 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:25.119 Don't we surprise me if they're hitting that ball or 0:17:25.520 --> 0:17:26.399 a bed sheet. 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:28.760 Unless we have the digital screens and some sort of 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:30.679 goalie that sunds in front of it, so when the 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.600 balls coming towards the screen, they dive and stop the 0:17:33.640 --> 0:17:34.080 ball hitting. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:37.280 It would be good. Sounds pricey. I can't see us 0:17:37.320 --> 0:17:40.080 doing that. Bed sheet is the number one option at 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.080 the moment. What if we could do? Then? We need 0:17:42.160 --> 0:17:44.680 a giant target? How big do you think this needs 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:46.000 to be? As big as possible? 0:17:46.000 --> 0:17:46.520 Really big? 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:46.800 Yeah? 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:47.600 Two stories? 0:17:49.880 --> 0:17:52.800 I'd say three stories, at least two or three stories 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:54.760 with thing. 0:17:54.800 --> 0:17:56.399 Well, it's a big circle, isn't it? A target? 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:00.399 Two hundred I just said that. Sound good? Twenty seven 0:18:00.600 --> 0:18:01.680 point nine. 0:18:01.840 --> 0:18:04.040 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:18:04.320 --> 0:18:06.639 So this is really exciting. It's Wednesday. We'll be hosting 0:18:06.720 --> 0:18:10.200 the longest serve up for grabs. These are amazing tickets, 0:18:10.200 --> 0:18:13.040 so worth over twelve thousand dollars just the tickets alone, 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:16.560 but you get the whole day the Austronoy Opens. Men's Finally, 0:18:16.560 --> 0:18:19.399 you get great seats. 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