1 00:00:00,800 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: Jersey and Aman does jam nation. Today is the twenty 2 00:00:04,559 --> 00:00:05,519 Speaker 1: fourth of September. 3 00:00:05,760 --> 00:00:07,960 Speaker 2: It's the twenty third of September in the States, and 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,879 Speaker 2: this is the day that has been deemed the rapture. 5 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:13,000 Speaker 2: I'll tell you what the rapture is. This is a 6 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:19,400 Speaker 2: particular sliver of evangelical Christians who believe that faithful Christians. 7 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 2: They believe that Jesus will descend from heaven and lift 8 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 2: up the faithful quote to meet the Lord in the air. 9 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: This wasn't from biblical times. This has come about in 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:32,560 Speaker 2: the eighteen hundreds and a number of dates have been 11 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 2: deemed that this is the rapture, and nothing actually happened. 12 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,440 Speaker 1: Haven't we seen the rapture before? 13 00:00:37,640 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 2: Well, we saw what people thought would be the rapture, 14 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 2: and then they wake up the next day in business 15 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:44,760 Speaker 2: as usual. This has spurred a whole lot of stuff though, 16 00:00:44,800 --> 00:00:49,519 Speaker 2: of rapture, talk of people taking to TikTok to explain 17 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 2: what's going to happen and how to prepare for it. 18 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 2: This sounds like a joke, But this isn't a joke. 19 00:00:54,280 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 3: Well, I should get ready, because naturally I'll be going 20 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,040 Speaker 3: straight up there. 21 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 2: Let me explain again a small sliver of evangelical Christians, 22 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 2: true believers. Brendan, look at the face you're pulling. You're 23 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 2: not going. I think you're going to stay here with 24 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 2: the rest of them. 25 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 3: I've got more chance of game and the rapture than 26 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:13,560 Speaker 3: jim Y Rice play on Friday Night. 27 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: So here's this woman. She's a TikToker and it sounds 28 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,440 Speaker 2: like she's joking, but she in a light weight, is 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:23,280 Speaker 2: giving tips on what to do when you are raptured. 30 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 4: Rapture tip tip number five. 31 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,679 Speaker 5: When you finally start moving up into the air, I 32 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,959 Speaker 5: recommend that you don't hold on to anything. I definitely 33 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 5: don't recommend looking down. I think we learned that lesson 34 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,119 Speaker 5: from Light's wife. Okay, just keep calm, take a deep breath, 35 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,560 Speaker 5: slowly release it, and keep your face looking upwards and 36 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:46,600 Speaker 5: pray you're not on the toilet. 37 00:01:46,760 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Lot's wife. 38 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,880 Speaker 3: Remember that she looked back at the town turned into 39 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 3: a pillar of salt. 40 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 2: What's the connection with the rapture of that, Well. 41 00:01:55,400 --> 00:01:58,080 Speaker 1: They've left the town Sodom and Gomorrah up. 42 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:01,440 Speaker 3: Into the sky. The cat I don't think they had 43 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 3: the levitation, but you know they were walking was invented 44 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:07,480 Speaker 3: later to not look back at the town. Lot's wife 45 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 3: always had to have the last word. 46 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,320 Speaker 1: Woman Nate like it cooking with salt, pillar of salt. 47 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:16,959 Speaker 2: But it does all these, As I said, rapture talk 48 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,560 Speaker 2: big discussions on what to do with your pets. Weirdly, 49 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,000 Speaker 2: maybe you assume your kids go up with you because 50 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,240 Speaker 2: people seem to be people are selling their cars and 51 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:28,040 Speaker 2: doing all kinds of things. But what you do with 52 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 2: the money, who knows. But one of the big things 53 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:32,440 Speaker 2: is what to do with your pets. This is a 54 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 2: guy called Michael Brown who said that because I've seen 55 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,960 Speaker 2: him on TikTok as well. He's not an evangelical, but 56 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,240 Speaker 2: someone who lives near him is asked for his help. 57 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,320 Speaker 4: I woke up today to this message. 58 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 6: He Misha, I really love your videos and I know 59 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 6: how much you love your dogs. I don't know if 60 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:50,320 Speaker 6: you've seen or heard about how the rapture is happening 61 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:52,840 Speaker 6: this week, but I live in Waco, only about one 62 00:02:52,880 --> 00:02:55,280 Speaker 6: hour from you, so I was wondering if we could 63 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 6: meet up so you could take care of my dog 64 00:02:57,440 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 6: Abigail while I meet our human Lee Farv. Well, I 65 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,640 Speaker 6: guess because I said, ma'am, did you just straight up. 66 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 6: Tell me to my face that I'm not worthy of 67 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 6: getting raptured, so I should take care of your dog. 68 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 3: I see, not everyone is going to be raptured this day, 69 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,079 Speaker 3: so you're gay, you're not going up there. 70 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,520 Speaker 2: There's also I saw a thing of a woman praying. 71 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 2: She kisses her husband. She loves him, but she's packing 72 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:22,360 Speaker 2: like a case for him because he's going to be 73 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 2: left behind. She's making sure he's got some money, he's 74 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:28,000 Speaker 2: got his Bible, and he's got some rations because he's 75 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 2: going to be left behind when she goes up into heaven. 76 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:35,280 Speaker 2: And apparently the idea is that your clothes drop off you. No, 77 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 2: you don't go up nude. I think your clothes dropped 78 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 2: to the ground. And people over the years have tried 79 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 2: to prank people by putting their clothes around their back 80 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 2: out since they've gone up. But here's another practical tip 81 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:47,960 Speaker 2: from that woman we first heard about what to. 82 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 4: Do rapture trip tips. 83 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,800 Speaker 5: I recommend you go out and buy a couple of 84 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 5: fresh packs of honeys to wear for the next month. 85 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,880 Speaker 4: Throw all the olds underwear away. 86 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:01,640 Speaker 5: Imagine after you've been her puzzled, your clothes float back down. 87 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:04,520 Speaker 5: You don't want someone's last impression of you to be 88 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,640 Speaker 5: your old. 89 00:04:05,520 --> 00:04:10,200 Speaker 2: Underwear practical tips for the rapture. So this time tomorrow 90 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 2: we'll look back and we'll see how many people were raptured. 91 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 2: We may be the fools, we may. 92 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 3: Be the fool, and we'll see your undies floating down 93 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,760 Speaker 3: and be like one of those ones they flap around 94 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 3: the kids. 95 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 2: Someone's parachuting to work. Thank you, Brendan, we're all still here. 96 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 1: Do you breaking news voice? How we do better than that? Brian? 97 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 1: You got something better than that? These are the rapture? 98 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 2: Just talking about the rapture? Has it happened. 99 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: According to the Good Book the Bible. 100 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 3: No Rolling Stone Magazine, the Rocket Roll Bible, the rapture 101 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 3: has been postpained. 102 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,039 Speaker 1: What do you mean postponed? 103 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 2: So no one got hauled up into head. And so 104 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 2: they're saying, I'll check my diary by whom the Lord. 105 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 1: It's just been postpained. I'm just shoot the message. 106 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 2: Well, let's get on to walk your talk and see 107 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:04,920 Speaker 2: what people are saying. 108 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,600 Speaker 1: I walk clean underwear for no reason. 109 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 2: No reason at all. 110 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:11,560 Speaker 1: All right, we'll just have to hang around in this 111 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 1: old fisshole.