Speaker 1: Christian, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold four
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Speaker 2: Hey coome on Its to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Nice
Speaker 2: to be back, Good morning Jack.
Speaker 3: Post, Good morning Christian. Doesn't it feel like we're in
Speaker 3: the movie The Hangover? And since your party or your
Speaker 3: wife's fiftieth on Saturday night, everybody's just starting to wake up.
Speaker 3: You wreck your back. The house is trash. Patrina Jones
Speaker 3: has tons of liners.
Speaker 2: She stood off that party killed the show. Two thirds
Speaker 2: of the shows he wipes out with a party round
Speaker 2: at mine on Saturday night. And the thing you need
Speaker 2: to know is it was a proper house party. You
Speaker 2: no often you go around to people's houses and it's
Speaker 2: it's a kind of everyone's quite well behaved and it's
Speaker 2: full of just crunching small talk. There was something in
Speaker 2: the atmosphere Saturday night, and I don't know whether it
Speaker 2: was because everyone had dressed up as a dead celebrity
Speaker 2: s it's a bit easier to lose yourself. Yeh as
Speaker 2: a character that it's none that's awful. How do you know, Christian, No,
Speaker 2: Sarah hang kindly shown and then you go to kids
Speaker 2: goes to school, it was, oh, there's another Freddy over there. Oh,
Speaker 2: you've comers right, And so it was a nice breaker
Speaker 2: straight away. And then for drinking, I mean there was
Speaker 2: a lot of alcohol there. We spent a lot of
Speaker 2: money on making sure there's nothing worse at a house party.
Speaker 2: If you aren't going to invite people around, you've got
Speaker 2: to make sure there's enough booze. And we'd made these
Speaker 2: cocktails cosmopolitans. When you make homemade cocktails, it's not exactly
Speaker 2: behind the bar industrial measures. You don't know, always pouring
Speaker 2: more in. How many times have you had a terrible
Speaker 2: night drink in someone's homemade punch or sangria where you
Speaker 2: could just smell the vapors before you even taste it,
Speaker 2: like boost just coming through the air.
Speaker 3: Well, you guys, have enough booze still at your house.
Speaker 3: I imagine to have another party for the every night for
Speaker 3: the rest of the year. You had so much.
Speaker 2: I'll say this now too much, and too much means
Speaker 2: too much temptation. I'm talking about black zambuka. Three bottles
Speaker 2: of that, three bottles of that was seen off Champagne cocktails,
Speaker 2: cousin Wauntons, then the beer, then the wine. The house
Speaker 2: is wrecked. I mean like like our kids had had
Speaker 2: a party. Yeah, absolutely trash.
Speaker 3: Well I did turn it. It turned into like the college
Speaker 3: party you had seen in American film.
Speaker 2: It really mad because at one point, around about sort
Speaker 2: of half ten, Chris Patsy's husband, who is a wild man,
Speaker 2: I mean, he literally transformed into Frank the Tank from
Speaker 2: Old School, right. He goes, at one point, do you
Speaker 2: want me to should we start doing beer bongs now?
Speaker 2: And I don't know why. I went to look at
Speaker 2: my watch and where am I watch? Like, I don't
Speaker 2: even know why we looking at watchin I've got an
Speaker 2: eleven o'clock appointment. I've got a half an hour. Can
Speaker 2: we do it now? Otherwise not at all? So I said,
Speaker 2: I haven't actually bought one. I just said that to
Speaker 2: Patsy is a joke. He goes, all I need is
Speaker 2: a length of hose. I went, well, we've just had
Speaker 2: the garden turfed. We need the hose. I need to
Speaker 2: water every week and he said, I'll buy you a
Speaker 2: new hose. I went okay, so we got He says,
Speaker 2: I need some scissors. So we had to go around
Speaker 2: the side of my house and the rest of the
Speaker 2: party is carrying on indoors, right, and it's a bit
Speaker 2: damp and wet on Sunday night, so there's rain coming down.
Speaker 2: I'm there with Chris, who's supposed to be Dean Martin.
Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be Prince, but look more like Captain Hook.
Speaker 2: I look nothing like Prince. You could grab an average
Speaker 2: guy in the street that that person would look more
Speaker 2: like Prince than I did. So we're down the side
Speaker 2: the house with a pair of kitchen scissors. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you've ever tried to cut a thick, kinkless
Speaker 2: Bunning's hose with a pair of kitchen scissors. It took forever,
Speaker 2: and you had to cut it twice, so we needed
Speaker 2: like he took it really seriously. Then then Chris took
Speaker 2: his jacket off.
Speaker 3: Yes that's when he got serious.
Speaker 2: Yes, he got serious. And there was always that very
Speaker 2: confident kid at school, right that ran everything right. That
Speaker 2: suddenly was Chris. And they always had an assistant, didn't
Speaker 2: they like a henchman. And that was my big mate Brett,
Speaker 2: who's from Queensland. And I said, hey, listen, I'm not
Speaker 2: sure how these beer bongs work. But this is Chris.
Speaker 2: He's comings Dean Martin. This is Brett. He's come as
Speaker 2: a kind of Michael Hutchins, but doesn't look anything. He
Speaker 2: didn't look nothing like Harts if he was still alive
Speaker 2: now and had been homeless for ten years.
Speaker 3: He looked like Howdstern.
Speaker 2: So he then became Chris's henchman. And then one of
Speaker 2: them was on a chair. And how is the entertained?
Speaker 2: Are we? That people started to come out into the
Speaker 2: garden to see watch guys doing beer.
Speaker 3: Bong attracted the whole party. Then the whole party it
Speaker 3: shifted to a new gear and then moved out onto
Speaker 3: the deck, where one by one everybody did a beer bong.
Speaker 3: No one planned to have done them on the night.
Speaker 2: No imagine if I said to my wife, look, I
Speaker 2: know you don't like the coffin idea being there too,
Speaker 2: What about beer bongs You've got? That is awful, Chris.
Speaker 2: That is really crass and cheap. People aren't going to
Speaker 2: do the grown ups Chris. The professional people. They're not
Speaker 2: going to be queuing up to do beer bongs and
Speaker 2: then cheering on other people doing beer bolly.
Speaker 3: Yep, my wife has footage on her phone on Sarah
Speaker 3: O'Connell doing a beer box.
Speaker 2: It was not also a good look for Audrey Hepburn
Speaker 2: a beer bong as well. It's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melvin's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Full disclame as well. I am this morning on very
Speaker 2: very strong, industrial strength painkillers, so if the show is
Speaker 2: a little bit sketch at times, I want to apologize. Now,
Speaker 2: just remember I am high right now on very very
Speaker 2: strong painkillers. It took me five minutes just to get
Speaker 2: into producer Brad's car today and getting out was a
Speaker 2: mammoth effort as well. But the drugs are helping. Now.
Speaker 2: What do you think is on Friday's show, we were
Speaker 2: asking listeners' ideas for the songs from my playlist, okay,
Speaker 2: and I'd hide in speakers for the music, and I
Speaker 2: was very pleased to see that everyone danced all night
Speaker 2: in the in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Top compliments definitely to the playlist and to the main curator,
Speaker 3: which was you because it is it's no easy fee
Speaker 3: to keep everybody on the den floor for a whole night.
Speaker 3: Usually comes and goes in waves. But to your credit,
Speaker 3: everybody was there pretty much one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 2: And I just want to I wouldst to acknowledge you
Speaker 2: the amazing There were three Freddie Mercury's there too, a
Speaker 2: sort of live a Freddy you know, the classic white singler,
Speaker 2: the jeans, the tash and you and Leon, the two
Speaker 2: battling Freddy's. You actually came into work on Saturday, borrowed
Speaker 2: a microphone from this radio station.
Speaker 3: And the microphone, you know how, you stacked up of
Speaker 3: a microphone stand.
Speaker 2: There were no There were no shows on Sunday because
Speaker 2: no one could find the microphone. Jack forgot to bring
Speaker 2: it until Monday. And Leon obviously doesn't have access to
Speaker 2: a to a radio station in Melbourne, right he just
Speaker 2: already could find on Saturday was some some option. We
Speaker 2: went in there and they had a walking stick. He
Speaker 2: taped a child's sort of toy microphone too. His Freddy
Speaker 2: was let down by that, by the outfit, by the
Speaker 2: toy microphone, but the live Freddy off to we will
Speaker 2: rock you between the pair of you was very good.
Speaker 2: The only thing that let it down is he he
Speaker 2: started a break dance.
Speaker 3: And Freddy wouldn't do that. See, I had watched Live
Speaker 3: Aid that day, actually telling he did you really know?
Speaker 3: And he started showing me how he didn't perfected.
Speaker 2: Freddy does this thing with his knee where he flexes
Speaker 2: his front knee and then locks it out when he
Speaker 2: does the fist pump, and he's been working on that
Speaker 2: all Dad said. Jack's also been watching Live eighty ye
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 3: So when any Queen Sun came on, there was this
Speaker 3: weird bit of hierarchy where we were trying to both
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: When I'm Freddy, I don't forget about this, Freddy, even
Speaker 2: if you were off chatting to somebody, you'd make you
Speaker 2: want to dance or go hey no, no, there's another
Speaker 2: Freddy here. They were battling Freddy's there needs to be
Speaker 2: your reality show. Forget the mask singer and to be
Speaker 2: the mast.
Speaker 3: Freddy and I thought it was great that you had
Speaker 3: essentially line up a song for every different character at
Speaker 3: the party, so everybody got a turn to like get
Speaker 3: in the middle of the dance floor and really show off.
Speaker 3: There's two choalms I have with the playlist otherwise, otherwise
Speaker 3: it's perfect. As a DJ, you should know the importance
Speaker 3: of the cross fade, so one song's finishing and then
Speaker 3: another song is starting, so that the dance floor never
Speaker 3: hears silent.
Speaker 2: I'm afraid that by the time you expect me to
Speaker 2: have any kind of finesse with cross fades, I'd already
Speaker 2: had a belly full of zambooka Cosopolitan champagne, cocktails, Peroni
Speaker 2: bear and it now moved on to red wine forget it.
Speaker 3: So it's one of those dance floors that you don't
Speaker 3: find yourself on often where a song stops and then
Speaker 3: there's a two second breath.
Speaker 2: We're in my kitchen.
Speaker 3: There's a two second pause while we wait for the
Speaker 3: next song.
Speaker 2: Well, I was using my laptop. I didn't have like Turnto.
Speaker 2: It was there was a laptop with spotsifoil.
Speaker 3: And that's which was my second problem there was it
Speaker 3: was too easy access to the playlist, and by the
Speaker 3: end of the night, after eleven o'clock, for all, everybody
Speaker 3: knew it was there. So songs would play for twenty
Speaker 3: thirty seconds and they would be like, all right, are
Speaker 3: we happy, Let's don't stop believing. Next song, Twist and shout.
Speaker 3: We must have got through four hundred songs in and out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there was At one point I went to
Speaker 2: the toilet and that left the playlist unattended. It was
Speaker 2: like midnine. It was like a feeding frendy there and
Speaker 2: my life started knocking all the toilet door, going Chris, Chris,
Speaker 2: can you come out of though as quickly as possible?
Speaker 2: Someone is playing come on, Eileen, you know how much
Speaker 2: I hate that song.
Speaker 3: She came home and told me something. She says, there's
Speaker 3: two songs I hate, love Shack and come on Eileen,
Speaker 3: and I won't have them at my party.
Speaker 2: That even the next day was just going, Chris, you work.
Speaker 2: So half the party went, how the hell did love
Speaker 2: Shack go?
Speaker 5: On?
Speaker 2: The players went, I actually go to the toilet at
Speaker 2: some point.
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Speaker 4: When I was a young boy, so put away those
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Speaker 1: Look Christian oh gone Old Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one.
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Speaker 2: efy Wednesday. On the show, we have listener Dave and
Speaker 2: one of his amazing historical facts. Last week. I think
Speaker 2: he did actually put off it was a stretch the
Speaker 2: history of concrete. Yeah, it was actually did a good
Speaker 2: job with it. It's another tough one though, waiting for
Speaker 2: us a five minutes time. The history of the tie.
Speaker 2: I mean I never even looked at her time and
Speaker 2: thought when that first happened. Ever, however, hisstor Dave can
Speaker 2: he put it off? Concrete was one thing, but the
Speaker 2: history of the tie. Could it be a stretch too far?
Speaker 2: We can all find out together in five minutes time.
Speaker 1: Stick around, Look, Christian, oh gonell Breakfast show, Melbourn's gold
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Speaker 2: Now he's Dave and his historical fact of the week.
Speaker 2: Listen to. Dave was someone we met quite a while
Speaker 2: ago this year on the show, and I was amazed.
Speaker 2: He claims to have read three found some books. So I thought,
Speaker 2: all that knowledge in his head, he needs to share
Speaker 2: that with Melbourne. Then we turned it into a weekly feature,
Speaker 2: and now.
Speaker 4: It's time for Dave's amazy.
Speaker 2: Historical facts, brought to you by Melvin Lacrosse. We roll
Speaker 2: from the staggering success he pulled it off the history
Speaker 2: of concrete last week on the show Where Were You?
Speaker 2: If you missed it? Podcast and available up there on
Speaker 2: the iHeart platform. We go now to the history of
Speaker 2: the necktie. It's the tie. Dave, Good morning, Good morning, Christian,
Speaker 2: Pat and Jack well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, thanks, We're good.
Speaker 2: Patsy's not here, but we're past that. On top it
Speaker 2: doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 6: Did you give her your bad back?
Speaker 2: She's got a sore throat. Actually, she was screaming and yelling.
Speaker 2: Are you I think just at life and and also
Speaker 2: at that full moon. I don't know if you saw it.
Speaker 2: When you work out this morning, bring brings out the
Speaker 2: where lady and Patsy. She's been there howling, having a storm.
Speaker 2: That's what her throat's bad. The history of the necktie, Dave,
Speaker 2: break it down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty much a surpurpose piece of equipment really,
Speaker 6: or fashion and excessiory, but dates back to the ancient
Speaker 6: times with the Romans and the Chinese. Soldiers were like
Speaker 6: a small scarf around the neck to protect their neck
Speaker 6: and keep their neck warm. But it was so out of.
Speaker 2: Fact, exactly a small scarf protect the neck from a
Speaker 2: spear or javelie. Well, no I didn't have this. I
Speaker 2: could have really smart you know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it wouldn't protect from a spear or a sword thrust,
Speaker 6: but if it was rapid picking up, it probably would
Speaker 6: from the sword flash. Yeah, it would provide some sort
Speaker 6: of protection rather than all of a sudden your throat
Speaker 6: getting cut straight away. You wrap it rapid rappid and
Speaker 6: wool is a pretty strong material of the threat in
Speaker 6: multiple ways. It was, yeah, it fell out of fashion
Speaker 6: for a long time, but it was a fan sheho
Speaker 6: brought it back in. Actually, back in the seventeen hundred,
Speaker 6: Louis the fourteenth his father was involved in a war
Speaker 6: called a thirty Years War, and he used Croatian mercenaries
Speaker 6: to help him win that war. And the Croatian merceries
Speaker 6: came across from Croatia and they were wearing little red
Speaker 6: car around there.
Speaker 2: Took the time to get on with the water and
Speaker 2: they thirty years. I mean they're dragging that out. I
Speaker 2: mean some tradees they charge you by the day and
Speaker 2: they're on it for ages, aren't they. But thirty thirty
Speaker 2: years those mercers dragged that war out for It's a
Speaker 2: good gig, isn't it. It is.
Speaker 6: Well, the French were involved in one hundred years War,
Speaker 6: which you might know about because that was your countryman.
Speaker 7: That talking about one hundred and thirty years actually, but
Speaker 7: they don't like to work a full nine hour day,
Speaker 7: of the French, so that the breakdown for the all.
Speaker 2: Siesta in the afternoon. You know, they're good on that
Speaker 2: bike and they go and get some fresh bread and cheese.
Speaker 2: Then they start the war together the next day. That's
Speaker 2: what it took. Something you could have got it done
Speaker 2: in five years.
Speaker 6: But yeah, but it was young Louie the four days
Speaker 6: only at seven or eight at the time, who like
Speaker 6: the fashion. They started wearing ties, and the Parisians love that,
Speaker 6: of course, so the tilers boards next time on. There
Speaker 6: was only a short time.
Speaker 7: It was only like two pieces of sixte inch clos
Speaker 7: around the neck.
Speaker 6: The tie didn't extend down the front of the shirt
Speaker 6: or the body. For a long time.
Speaker 7: That was larger to cover buttons because in those times
Speaker 7: the wealthy would wear a wealthy button such a fill
Speaker 7: of gold, lot of stuff, and they didn't want to
Speaker 7: be seen to be in public lawing their wealth too much.
Speaker 7: So they extended the tie down to the butt, to
Speaker 7: the to the belt there just to hide the button
Speaker 7: so you wouldn't get robbed.
Speaker 6: All of those buttons that will feed me for a
Speaker 6: whole month, and I robbed that rich person. So and
Speaker 6: I suppose the Sydney shaft. The large reason, the main
Speaker 6: reason why we distinguished between working class and those in
Speaker 6: officers with the tie is why do you.
Speaker 2: Reckon flies this week. I was scared.
Speaker 6: Why do you reckon? We distinguished us a tie working class.
Speaker 2: I don't know why was it, Dave?
Speaker 6: Very practical reason. Working class never used to wear tires
Speaker 6: because it was two days in the workplace. It would
Speaker 6: get caught up in machinery and would choke it.
Speaker 2: Same me with this job, mate. You know this is
Speaker 2: a blue collar job. Morning show d J Night. If
Speaker 2: I wore a tie, it could get chewed up. But
Speaker 2: any of these faders Mondo Rock could drag me into
Speaker 2: the system.
Speaker 3: When you're swinging that microphone around and get caught.
Speaker 2: Well, that was good stuff, Dave.
Speaker 6: Yeah, all the slargely survive is a pretty superflous pace pession.
Speaker 6: But hi has nothing like a good man and a
Speaker 6: good a nice bye.
Speaker 2: That's right, yeah, well said the day go up.
Speaker 6: A bit of individuality with colors and all sorts of
Speaker 6: stuff like.
Speaker 2: School tis there's seventy different ties. Well listen, Dave, we
Speaker 2: got to go. Thank you very much. You gave us
Speaker 2: concrete last week and the history of the neck tie today.
Speaker 2: We're all the wiser, all right, love it, Take care, Dave,
Speaker 2: have a good day, mate. Bye bye.
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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever tried to move anything
Speaker 2: unusual in your car or you. I know with you Beneva,
Speaker 2: you must have had a few unusual things in the car.
Speaker 2: Remember that time we went to go and pick up
Speaker 2: those giant, oversized potted plants from Andy Lee's place.
Speaker 3: He called them pop plans. But we got there and
Speaker 3: they were trees. It's six foot high.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like an entire concrete But I think that's the
Speaker 2: start of my back issues, was lugging that onto the
Speaker 2: back of your ute. But anyway, Saturday morning, as I
Speaker 2: was rushing around trying to get anything ready for the party,
Speaker 2: I had to go to the party shop and to
Speaker 2: pick up these big sort of happy Birthday helium balloons
Speaker 2: that I pre ordered, and there was twelve of them.
Speaker 2: You know, when you order something like that, you don't
Speaker 2: really think about the practicalities of getting them into the
Speaker 2: car or even walking to the car. Couldn't park nearby.
Speaker 2: It was packed on Saturdays. You can imagine in Hampton,
Speaker 2: there's no obay park out. So I go in there
Speaker 2: and I suddenly say, there's twelve giant helium balloons.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh god, okay, I can either do twelve trips.
Speaker 2: The guy goes to it. You parked outside. I went, no,
Speaker 2: five minutes their way, and he went three trips. I went, oh, right,
Speaker 2: just like going forget it. I'll just say, were closed.
Speaker 2: Three trip I mean she's not ten. I mean, is
Speaker 2: she even gonna a boo? She's gonna stick away she
Speaker 2: went and notice the balloons. But anyway, I go right
Speaker 2: through it. And it was a really windy day as well,
Speaker 2: So I do the three trips right and then to
Speaker 2: the balloons are in the car. But obviously, as I'm
Speaker 2: now driving along, they're just starting to move through the
Speaker 2: car towards me, like there's almost like twelve polter guys
Speaker 2: in the car. They start coming at me, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's like a Jason Moore movie. I'm fighting and sort
Speaker 2: of punching these helium balloon face attackers behind you. And
Speaker 2: the more I'd hit them back to get in the
Speaker 2: back seat of the car, the more they'd come would
Speaker 2: have gone a furious vengeance come floating back through the car.
Speaker 2: They actually go with twelve helium balloons. I have to
Speaker 2: put into the drive through at Thirsty Camel and I
Speaker 2: said the guy what I need. I need some ice
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, and he went, you don't need
Speaker 2: to get out. We can just shove it straight in
Speaker 2: the car. And I'm thinking, okay, I could do a
Speaker 2: little breather. It's tiring, and so I just about to
Speaker 2: say as they opened the car boom, here.
Speaker 3: You be sure you can see him carding through the window.
Speaker 2: No, we've got with the thing for the kids. It's
Speaker 2: got the tints so they they don't need to worry
Speaker 2: about you know that the sun coming through so you
Speaker 2: couldn't see them. It's blacked out virtually. So by the
Speaker 2: time I've gone, two of them have gone at they've
Speaker 2: escaped out of the car. They're in the drive through.
Speaker 2: And thank you very much the stuff for Thirsty Camel
Speaker 2: that then had.
Speaker 3: Some scuttling under the roof of thirty just go up.
Speaker 2: In the air. They're Helium field and they're big that
Speaker 2: you got that. So I'd love to know this morning
Speaker 2: about the weird or unusual things you've tried to move
Speaker 2: in your car. That's a new one for me. Helium balloons.
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Speaker 2: I was supposed to be dressed as this guy at
Speaker 2: the party on Saturday night, the theme dead famous for my
Speaker 2: wife's birthday. First thing that they I didn't quit look
Speaker 2: quite like Prince. The first warning sign was the inflatable guitar.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't inflate? That summed up my outfit. Then Jack turned
Speaker 2: out and went, you make you look more like Captain Hook.
Speaker 2: Someone else said when Jack and I were together, looked
Speaker 2: like Brian May.
Speaker 3: It was a live I need to point out for
Speaker 3: the record, it's you made a great Brian May. But
Speaker 3: you did look at big Captain Hook. And then at
Speaker 3: one point Sarah said, oh, we've got a prop hook
Speaker 3: in the in the toy boks if you want to
Speaker 3: put the hook on.
Speaker 2: But that's the game as we like to play at
Speaker 2: the weekend, and that's our business everybody. So anyway, the
Speaker 2: reason why I haven't been on the show for last
Speaker 2: two day is Big Night on Saturday night, great house party.
Speaker 2: We all had a fantastic time. It has taken toll
Speaker 2: on this breakfast show. Patsy still off. I've been off
Speaker 2: the last two days Sunday morning. There's obviously stuff to
Speaker 2: rearrange and tidy out if you have people round. And
Speaker 2: at about thirty five people round and the house was
Speaker 2: the house was a mess.
Speaker 3: Which I mean I saw it on because you were
Speaker 3: kind enough to have us stay over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, thanks for leaving at eight am.
Speaker 3: But we had things to do the next day, so
Speaker 3: we did, Like, I.
Speaker 2: Not move a couch. I am willing to forgive you.
Speaker 3: No, you never said, hey, stick around tomorrow the movie.
Speaker 2: Care How do you think the couch is going to
Speaker 2: get moved? So anyway, half nine, I start to move
Speaker 2: the couch by myself and I go to do like
Speaker 2: a dead lift move, you know, you get under it
Speaker 2: and just hoyke it up. I should have waited. Okay,
Speaker 2: there was another guy there because I said, can you
Speaker 2: get the other end? But I thought I'd just lug
Speaker 2: it myself and drag it. And as soon as I
Speaker 2: went lift, there was this awful, tearing, searing, I mean
Speaker 2: really bad pain thought and it was so bar I
Speaker 2: saw white stars and I scream and fall to the floor.
Speaker 2: And I've never known such pain. And if you've ever
Speaker 2: really hurt your back or done anything to your discs
Speaker 2: or any of that, you'll know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: It's literally like life saying you will stay on the
Speaker 2: floor now. For quite a while, I literally was lying there.
Speaker 2: My wife went, you're right. I went, I'm sure, I'll
Speaker 2: be frighted. It's give me some painkillers or neurof and
Speaker 2: I'll be right in ten fifty minutes.
Speaker 3: A niggy floor to be on as well, because it
Speaker 3: had been used today.
Speaker 2: Shambooca tears. Everything was on that floor. You know there's
Speaker 2: a lot, they're broken dreams, there's a lot on that floor.
Speaker 2: Two hours later, I'm still on the floor. No, they've
Speaker 2: had to go. The friends have had to go, and
Speaker 2: they're looking really worried. And my wife goes, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to call doctor on call. I went, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'll be fine another hour or two. Please don't worry.
Speaker 3: So what are you what are you trying to do?
Speaker 3: Just wait it out?
Speaker 2: No, I can't move, Jack, I literally I go to move,
Speaker 2: and I'm mean screaming pain, like I've broken my back,
Speaker 2: and my wife start a panic. She goes, I need
Speaker 2: to call someone. You don't need to call anyone. Another
Speaker 2: couple of hours. I'm sure aware off and I'll be fine,
Speaker 2: And so she helps me to get just sit on
Speaker 2: the couch and that I'm screaming page because that's it.
Speaker 2: I'm calling them right now. They call okay, and they
Speaker 2: were what a brilliant service that is. They're really helpful,
Speaker 2: and they were asking all these questions and stuff like
Speaker 2: that about could I move my feet and stuff like that,
Speaker 2: which I could luckily, and then they go, well, listen,
Speaker 2: if he can't even move, They were like, can you
Speaker 2: go to the toilet? And I was like, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't get up to go toilet. Now we're going
Speaker 2: to have to send the paramedics out and I'm going
Speaker 2: they don't need to do that, Please don't do that.
Speaker 5: Way.
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, he can't move, we have to send
Speaker 2: someone out now. We'll treat it as a non emergency,
Speaker 2: but our half later. Thank you very much, the two
Speaker 2: brilliant guys you turned up even though it was a
Speaker 2: non emergency, and I felt really really embarrassed left on
Speaker 2: the couch that they had to come of waste their time.
Speaker 2: There's other people that really do need help. They couldn't
Speaker 2: have been any any more professional and just there were
Speaker 2: just two lovely guys. Thank you very much from Mordiallic
Speaker 2: Ambulance Service. I met Vassal and a man called Pat
Speaker 2: and I had a lovely time with them. And when
Speaker 2: they first got there, they went, right, okay, can you move?
Speaker 2: I was like no. They went, okay, We're gonna have
Speaker 2: to give you something. Now. Have you heard of the
Speaker 2: green whistle? And I thought it was like the matrix,
Speaker 2: you know, the choice twin two pills. I went, what,
Speaker 2: I thought it was a whistle to blow if later
Speaker 2: on after they go, I need some helt for my wife,
Speaker 2: you know, yeah bell. So I was like, no, I've
Speaker 2: never heard of it. Oh oh, that would probably be
Speaker 2: really helpful, and they went, do you know what it is?
Speaker 2: I went and we were not really, it's just a whistle.
Speaker 2: And they looked at each other like, no, no, it's
Speaker 2: it's it's very strong painkiller. You inhale it like a whistle.
Speaker 2: Is called the green whistle, and they went, footy players
Speaker 2: love it. As soon as we turn up on scene,
Speaker 2: they're like, please, where's the green whistle? Whistles beg for
Speaker 2: the green whistle and he goes, this is what you
Speaker 2: just in hell blow out three mouth but you in
Speaker 2: how through the whistle? Okay? And they went, before we move,
Speaker 2: you you're going to have to have about fifteen to
Speaker 2: twenty puffs because it's going to be agony for it. Yeah, Jack,
Speaker 2: after five, I'm I'm floating, right, I'm somewhere else, all right,
Speaker 2: And then up to twenty, I'm buzzing seriously, like just buzzing.
Speaker 3: Which we had him at the party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then they go trying to move, And it
Speaker 2: took me a while to get off the couch even
Speaker 2: with the painkillers, and stagger through the house and they
Speaker 2: had to help me. And then I had to get
Speaker 2: in out front of the house a low point chap.
Speaker 2: I had to get on the stretcher and then you
Speaker 2: go in the back of the ambulance.
Speaker 3: Well if you can't move, of course.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: It was just awful. I found so embarrassed, but it
Speaker 2: was so nice. And as I as the you know,
Speaker 2: my wife is going, I've got a lot to do.
Speaker 2: Is do I need to go with him? She just
Speaker 2: let me go off and they looked at each other like, oh,
Speaker 2: I just got quite a few errands to run. He
Speaker 2: is he going to go nearby? You know? Is he?
Speaker 2: What are they going to do with X Ray's and
Speaker 2: them are okay, well I'll catch up with you later.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's her birthday exactly, and.
Speaker 3: I would have ridden along.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Well you didn't even move the couch.
Speaker 2: Let's not sell what you would have and you weren't
Speaker 2: even there, but you had to go to lunch a
Speaker 2: him in the morning. So anyway, before they close the
Speaker 2: doors to take me to hospital, and I'm like, I
Speaker 2: can't believe this is happening, they go to me, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: just you know, you've had quite a lot on the
Speaker 2: Green Whistle now and you're going to need to have
Speaker 2: a lot more because the roads are bumpy in Melbourne.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even realized it. You've never hurt you. It's
Speaker 2: going to be agony to get you. Then we've got
Speaker 2: to go very slowly. They went. People, especially grannies and
Speaker 2: stuff like that. They get very unfiltered because of this stuff.
Speaker 2: And so don't worry if you start saying stuff that's
Speaker 2: a bit odd or there's no filter. Then this other guy,
Speaker 2: old mate you Pats, who's going to be driving us, goes, oh,
Speaker 2: I listened to his radio show. There's no filter there.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about him. But Pats has been listened to
Speaker 2: just for the last year. He kept on, hadn't said
Speaker 2: a thing in nothing but professional, but then said, oh,
Speaker 2: as we were driving here, I saw the address and
Speaker 2: the name. I said to I said to Vassel, that's
Speaker 2: the DJ. He's at the party here last night. What
Speaker 2: the hell has happened? So thank you very much the guys.
Speaker 2: Then when I got to the hospital, they say you've
Speaker 2: got to put the gown on, and I went, okay.
Speaker 2: And if you've ever hurt your back, you know the
Speaker 2: worst part about hurting you back is taking your socks
Speaker 2: on and off and taking your jeans off. So they said, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: so we'll leave you five minutes. Put the gown on.
Speaker 2: I took my jump off, and I as to undo
Speaker 2: my jeans and sort of shuffle them, buy my hamstrings.
Speaker 2: And then I'm sat there read I said, I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't do the rere can't do the rest. I
Speaker 2: have to get on the button panic button. And three
Speaker 2: people come running in. They're like, oh my god, what
Speaker 2: is it? What is it? I went, I can't take
Speaker 2: my pants off. I can hear laughing out there. This
Speaker 2: studio is supposed to be sound proofed. I can't take
Speaker 2: my pants off. I couldn't even look at the three
Speaker 2: adults in the eyes. I can't take my pants off,
Speaker 2: can't take my jeans off. Can you help me take
Speaker 2: my jeans off? Like yes, of course? And then I go,
Speaker 2: I said anywhere else because I just rushed getting ready
Speaker 2: that morning, and that happened. I didn't have any underwear on.
Speaker 3: No, you didn't, I promise you.
Speaker 2: I just had a pair of jeans on. I just
Speaker 2: thought I sought this out later.
Speaker 3: I goes jeans to skin, even even if you are hungover.
Speaker 2: Just hungover. I thought, I'll put the jeans on, I'll
Speaker 2: get the oven going, because I thought we had to
Speaker 2: cook breakfast for you and the people that were staying.
Speaker 2: And of course then it happened. I haven't got time
Speaker 2: to put I wasn't even ware what's going on. I'm
Speaker 2: in so much pain. I don't have to warn them.
Speaker 2: There's no underways as you take off the jeans. Folks.
Speaker 2: It was a low point Sunday at three o'clock in
Speaker 2: that hospital, as two people having to undress me. I've
Speaker 2: got no underpants on and I'm literally just staring out
Speaker 2: the way. But yeah, real high point that.
Speaker 1: Christian Oh Gone All Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Who else has been on the Green Whistle? I had
Speaker 2: my first go on it Sunday when I hurt my back,
Speaker 2: which was rubbing off for the last two days. Lis sir,
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you? Yeah? I
Speaker 2: getting there, Lisa, So you've also a fellow Green Whistle user.
Speaker 9: Well, I have.
Speaker 10: I am Christian and I was after my son's twenty
Speaker 10: first birthday. Patty and I may have been up drinking
Speaker 10: shots till four o'clock in the morning with the boys.
Speaker 2: Right, okay? Is that why you needed the Green Whistle?
Speaker 2: Because for a hangover? Is that we called them?
Speaker 10: No, no, no, nothing as simple as a hang over.
Speaker 10: At five o'clock in the morning, I started to pass
Speaker 10: a kidney stone.
Speaker 2: I've heard about this. Apparently it's agony. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: literally a stone through the eye of the leader. I
Speaker 2: can't even imagine the pain.
Speaker 10: We're painful, and I've given birth.
Speaker 2: I was about to say, how compared to childbirth? Is
Speaker 2: it the same? Less? More birth?
Speaker 8: A pas cake?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: That is that bad for me?
Speaker 10: It was, yes, But the funny part of this story
Speaker 10: was that because I had about twenty people staying over
Speaker 10: and I was writhing around the floor in pain, telling
Speaker 10: my husband to get it out because it hurts. All
Speaker 10: sorts of thoughts were going through different parents of people's mind.
Speaker 10: And when the ambulance did arrive and he gave me
Speaker 10: the green whistle after about five puffs, I turned around
Speaker 10: and said, I love you.
Speaker 2: To your husband or the paramedic.
Speaker 10: Paramedic to see whistle.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I had that feeling as well. It makes
Speaker 2: you love everyone, doesn't it with that green whistle. It's
Speaker 2: quite a way. Carefully say did they take it back
Speaker 2: off you after you'd pass the stone?
Speaker 10: I had to go to hospital, actually took me to
Speaker 10: hospital after that, but no I had the whistle I
Speaker 10: think until they put me in the ambulance and then
Speaker 10: that took it from me.
Speaker 2: Yes, best they take it from us, all right, Lisa,
Speaker 2: thank you very much.
Speaker 11: For jo mate, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: Uh Shane, good morning morning going are we? Yeah? We're
Speaker 2: getting there? Shane. I hope you well this morning. You've
Speaker 2: also been on the green whistle.
Speaker 7: I have the.
Speaker 12: Same thing as you made or done a low of
Speaker 12: that along the work side. Ah, looking up the other
Speaker 12: trailer and stepping out with the trail we hit so
Speaker 12: it was summer jack here. I ended up on the
Speaker 12: grain on my hands and laze. You know, I just
Speaker 12: couldn't get up.
Speaker 2: No, it's embarrassing. You literally cannot. Can you show it's horrible.
Speaker 12: Literally couldn't get up the word mate, chucking in the
Speaker 12: back of the Volaris, took it to the medical Heart,
Speaker 12: called the ambulance. Ambulance come out, yes, stut me straight
Speaker 12: on the green whistle and yeah, the bug is stop
Speaker 12: it to the ambulance. They're chucking in there and they
Speaker 12: apparently some of the things I was saying with his
Speaker 12: absolutely ludicrous. But I thought the Russians that sight cameras
Speaker 12: in all the air conditioners around the words se so
Speaker 12: asking for my phone number. I didn't want to give
Speaker 12: my phone number there because the Germans as well, they.
Speaker 2: They get together. We're all screw Shane.
Speaker 12: But yeah, but he got back to the hospital, was
Speaker 12: checking on another green whistle because I absolutely.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's well, wait you went to the second whistle.
Speaker 2: One whistle was enough for me. You're you're a legend
Speaker 2: of the green whistle.
Speaker 12: But it's not very enough.
Speaker 2: I hope you. I hope you're all okay now, Shane. Listen, Shane,
Speaker 2: We've got to go. We've got the news headlines. But
Speaker 2: thank you very much for give us the cool buddy.
Speaker 12: Thanks guys, have a good day, all.
Speaker 2: Right, KM news headlines on the way, Simple Minds tickets
Speaker 2: on the way to the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, Christian O'Connell's chain weeks of tickets. Sixty million albums
Speaker 2: are five UK number one and the greatest lyric free
Speaker 2: sing along of all time. Simple Mind Live two twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: A Day on the Green Brush, bet Waite's and Mark
Speaker 2: Record Arena, PA.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: As listening to list. Sixty million albums. Man, I'm back
Speaker 2: in the eighties. These big bands shifted some albums. Sixty
Speaker 2: million albums is huge, all right? Simple Mind Today on
Speaker 2: the Green Coming here next year twenty twenty. Rochard Win's
Speaker 2: November the twenty eighth, Margaret Court Arena December, the first
Speaker 2: ticket in for if you want to find it more.
Speaker 2: A day on Theegreen dot Com today you but the
Speaker 2: good news is have you day this week? Huggy was
Speaker 2: doing it yesterday and Monday. Thank you very much to
Speaker 2: hug you for looking after things. You and three mates
Speaker 2: can go and see Simple Minds Live next year. You're
Speaker 2: winning the early tickets. Of course. The biggest song we
Speaker 2: just said there in that they'll opener for it as well.
Speaker 2: The third most karaoke song ever, Don't you Forget About Me?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great start.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's number one. I think it's a Beatles song.
Speaker 2: Not hey, dude, it's I'm pretty sure it's a Beatles song. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we'll come back, we'll circle back to what is the
Speaker 2: number one song? But number three? Don't you Forget About Me?
Speaker 2: So this quiz that we're doing this week some powerful
Speaker 2: acting for myself Jack and when she decides to come
Speaker 2: back to the show, Patsy, don't you forget about Me?
Speaker 2: Each morning one of us will become a former megastar,
Speaker 2: reminiscing about their former glory. Have you forgotten about them?
Speaker 2: Who is it this morning?
Speaker 4: I tell you forget about me?
Speaker 2: That's what it's called. I didn't know we needed extra
Speaker 2: production for that. Oh what do you mean? You've forgotten
Speaker 2: who I am? I was the star of the nineties.
Speaker 2: It started in nineteen eighty nine. Do you remember my
Speaker 2: beautiful performance on a boat me to weather Australian actors,
Speaker 2: maybe an actress, but it was all about me, the
Speaker 2: wonderful me. And then in nineteen ninety seven I was
Speaker 2: on another boats, a bigger boats back when I had hair.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I missed the hair. Cal Hockley, What do
Speaker 2: you mean You've forgotten about me? That was my character
Speaker 2: name in one of the biggest movies of all time
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety seven, when I had hair, God, I
Speaker 2: missed my hair? How have you forgotten about him? Who
Speaker 2: is he? Don't you forget about me? Who is it?
Speaker 2: This morning? Nine four one four one oh four three?
Speaker 2: I am available for part time acting work.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three, Christian O'Connell's ten weeks of Tickets.
Speaker 1: Sixty million albums are five UK number one and the
Speaker 1: coin is lyric free sing along of.
Speaker 3: All times Impure.
Speaker 11: Minds Live two twenty twenty, My Day on the Green,
Speaker 11: Rochford Wains.
Speaker 2: And Margaret Cord Arena Pleasure, Thank You, Civil Mine's coming
Speaker 2: Back down Under next year twenty twenty. You can win
Speaker 2: tickets every singamore this week you and three mates. You
Speaker 2: can go and see the Great Simple Minds live next week.
Speaker 2: We went to week eight on ten weeks of tickets
Speaker 2: Elton John. We've got another load of Elton John tickets.
Speaker 2: That's next week on the show at seven point thirty
Speaker 2: this morning, then and tomorrow and rest this week. Then
Speaker 2: we're playing don't you Forget About Me? Former big megastars
Speaker 2: reminiscing about their former glory. Go listen to the clues,
Speaker 2: see if you can guess who it is or have
Speaker 2: you forgotten about them? Oh? What do you mean you've
Speaker 2: forgotten who I am? I was the star of the nineties.
Speaker 2: It started in nineteen eighty nine. Do you remember my
Speaker 2: beautiful performance on a boat me to weather Australian actors
Speaker 2: maybe an actress, but it was all about me, the
Speaker 2: wonderful me. And then in nineteen ninety seven I was
Speaker 2: on another boats, a bigger boat. Back when I had hair.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I missed the hair. Cal Hockley, what do
Speaker 2: you mean you've forgotten about me? That was my character
Speaker 2: name in one of the biggest movies of all time
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety seven, when I had hair. God, I
Speaker 2: miss my hair all right? Who do you think it
Speaker 2: is nine one four three, Adam, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 13: Hang up, I believe you've actually picked me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you threw ticket? Easy, Adam, you get You're good.
Speaker 2: He's got I know he's hung up. Now he's back
Speaker 2: with us. There he is.
Speaker 14: Yeah, sorry, I'm just taking off fans free good man.
Speaker 2: We prefer the personal touch on the show. Adam, word
Speaker 2: and Buddy got through.
Speaker 9: Believe it.
Speaker 14: It's the first time actually rung up.
Speaker 2: Oh excellent, we worlder mate you big Simple Minds fan.
Speaker 14: I am my friend put me onto a glittering prize
Speaker 14: years ago and it's one of my favorites. I'm a
Speaker 14: definite eighties fan.
Speaker 2: O great album. They were such a great band as well,
Speaker 2: and still very good live as well. All right, so
Speaker 2: we just need the name of the person. Who do
Speaker 2: you think it was?
Speaker 14: It's got to be Billy Zay.
Speaker 2: Great Billy Zay.
Speaker 5: We're here there, Billy in here.
Speaker 2: Yep, you won your tickets. Billy Zaye won your tickets.
Speaker 2: Simple Minds. You with three mates, how are you going
Speaker 2: to take with you?
Speaker 14: I'm definitely going to take my partner Maz and I've
Speaker 14: got to toss up between friends. Belinda and Andrew are
Speaker 14: my two daughters, Indiana and Yasma.
Speaker 2: Hold are the kids. They're getting into eighties music.
Speaker 14: My kids are now, well they are, they're thirteen and eleven,
Speaker 14: and they're always playing ac DC and in excess all
Speaker 14: the things that I listen.
Speaker 2: To what you're bringing them. I'm upright, Adam, well.
Speaker 14: Done, Yes I am, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: All right, buddy, we listen. Well done. Twelve bunks from
Speaker 2: now enjoy simple minds.
Speaker 14: Can't wait. Thanks guys, and I love the show all.
Speaker 2: Right, Thank you very much, Adam. Amazing production as well.
Speaker 2: I can tell that I've been off for two days.
Speaker 2: This is this must have taken my hours. I mean,
Speaker 2: thank you for making this.
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy is in here.
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll see you next year at the Radio Awards.
Speaker 3: Wait when somebody wins the prize, don't you want a
Speaker 3: bit more like.
Speaker 2: Even boor Biddy's ains bored by it?
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy.
Speaker 2: Should we have that as a winner's stab for the competition?
Speaker 2: All this week? No matter who it is? Well, now
Speaker 2: it wasn't great Billy's ain star of first, of course,
Speaker 2: with Nicole Kidman and Sam Neil in Dead Calm, and
Speaker 2: then Titanic.
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy is in here.
Speaker 2: More chancewers tomorrow morning. I Stuid just points out it
Speaker 2: won't be Billy saying tomorrow, but whoever it is, you
Speaker 2: will hear this as the winner's stamp.
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy is here.
Speaker 2: Oh the show is back, My friends, are you've missed us?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: I just want to say a few words. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: now normally do this because talking about radio ratings is
Speaker 2: really boring and if you're listening to a show, you
Speaker 2: don't really need to be hit over the head when
Speaker 2: they've gone up. And also radio stations are terrible letting
Speaker 2: you know when it's gone down. You don't hear jingles going.
Speaker 2: Thanks to you, we're now the fourth most popular breakfast
Speaker 2: show in Melbourne. Actually, we should start making those because
Speaker 2: I think that'd be a hell of a lot funny
Speaker 2: than those awful ones that go we're number one, We're amazing.
Speaker 2: But yesterday the ratings did come out, and I'm aware
Speaker 2: I've been doing radio very long. Time ratings go up,
Speaker 2: they can keep going out, or they can go down
Speaker 2: or they can go ways. The only reason I'm even
Speaker 2: saying anything about is because yesterday we went to number one.
Speaker 2: This show is only sixteen months old. This is show
Speaker 2: number three hundred and one for us. And quite a
Speaker 2: few of you have seen some of the articles that
Speaker 2: came up yesterday online and in the papers that I've
Speaker 2: been sending nice messages. So I just want to say,
Speaker 2: on behalf of my family and me, Jack and Pats
Speaker 2: and everyone who works on the show, and the management
Speaker 2: here as well, thank you. I have nothing but deep
Speaker 2: gratitude to do what I did in the UK and
Speaker 2: British Radio Idea achieved all I want to do. Then
Speaker 2: I was very lucky, but the one thing I always
Speaker 2: really want to do next was to come to Australia
Speaker 2: and see if I could do radio over here. And
Speaker 2: the fact that it's got to number one, Jack and
Speaker 2: I today was still saying we were a bit kind
Speaker 2: of overwhelmed and stunned and surprised. Really yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: we shouldn't be saying that we should be going this
Speaker 2: makes sense, but it makes no sense. We've already demanded
Speaker 2: a recount, and I'm sure in five weeks time we
Speaker 2: back down to number six. Or seven. I'm very happy
Speaker 2: there too, But for now, I just want to say
Speaker 2: a really big thank you, not just about getting to
Speaker 2: number one. I'm sure maybe we'll be number one again.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll never say thank you for getting to the
Speaker 2: number one again, that's fine, But the fact of how
Speaker 2: you've taken me on this show, to your heart and
Speaker 2: given it a go that means the world to me.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm really saying thank you about. So coming
Speaker 2: up next, please you don't need to call in, you
Speaker 2: don't need any messages. Not looking for pats on the bank.
Speaker 2: I've had enough of those. And I was twenty four
Speaker 2: hours and people I've never heard of, so I've got
Speaker 2: his sixteen months ago. Now everyone's my friend, but I
Speaker 2: just want to say thank you very much. It really
Speaker 2: does mean the world. Coming up next, we crack on
Speaker 2: with a show attacked by furniture, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Yesterday it was my weekly phone call Skype with my
Speaker 2: mum and I said, hey, Mom, it's incredible. The show
Speaker 2: has got to number one and it's been sixteen months
Speaker 2: and I don't know what it is about sometimes, but
Speaker 2: your parents. You never quite know what reaction they're going
Speaker 2: to give you ever, right, I remember my dad's never
Speaker 2: seen me do stand up and I did a show
Speaker 2: once and there was three and a half thousand people there.
Speaker 2: It was a place called the London Palladium. And didn't
Speaker 2: even know my dad came along. Two weeks after it.
Speaker 2: We're having a phone call and he goes, oh, by
Speaker 2: the way, was that that show?
Speaker 3: You didn't want to say anything, right.
Speaker 2: And you were there two weeks ago. You so we
Speaker 2: do stand up the first time in front of three
Speaker 2: thousand a wee week and go, god, that's incredible. Say yeah,
Speaker 2: there's loads of people there. We could have gone for
Speaker 2: a drink afterwards, and he went, yeah, there were a
Speaker 2: few empty seats in the back though. That's all he
Speaker 2: had to say. So I haven't even told my dad
Speaker 2: yet the news. But anyway, yesterday I told my mom,
Speaker 2: sort of not knowing what I'm going to get, and
Speaker 2: she went, oh, I didn't think that would happen. I went, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I know, I'm surprised too. You know, it was never
Speaker 2: the goal to come here and get to number one,
Speaker 2: and I never thought it happened. And she goes, I
Speaker 2: didn't say anything, but I used to go online every
Speaker 2: day and read the comments that people were saying about
Speaker 2: you when you first started, and oh, you mustn't do that, Mom,
Speaker 2: You're only going to get upset. And that's what people
Speaker 2: were saying. They were just angering them. People don't like change.
Speaker 2: I get that, it doesn't matter. I've never read anything
Speaker 2: like that. Mummy, you don't need to worry. But then
Speaker 2: she started to recite some of them that she'd obviously remembered.
Speaker 2: It was that my mom doing mean to to me
Speaker 2: have the phone? Wak can we just get back on
Speaker 2: celebrating this? Why we got to go back sixteen months?
Speaker 2: I got, hang on it. What's that the one you
Speaker 2: said to What did they say about me? Who's the name?
Speaker 2: We're going to track them down? And then what were
Speaker 2: your parents? Must be very proud of you.
Speaker 3: I had a very similar low reception.
Speaker 2: So when I started reading out mean tweets.
Speaker 3: We have a family group that we can a messenger
Speaker 3: group that we do WhatsApp well like what'sapp so on there,
Speaker 3: I said, guys, Christian O'Connor breakfast shows at number one, exclamation.
Speaker 2: Mode for doing full branding as well.
Speaker 3: Mom gave me the handclap emoji, and my dad gave
Speaker 3: me a thumbs up and then said, do you get
Speaker 3: a bonus?
Speaker 2: And then that's such a dad thing, isn't It's all
Speaker 2: about the pay packet.
Speaker 3: So I'm waiting for more than half of my family
Speaker 3: to write back and congratulate me. That was at nine
Speaker 3: eighteen am yesterday. At nine point thirty three, Mom sends
Speaker 3: this to the family group. Hey, my new plant has
Speaker 3: a new leaf on it. And then everybody starts writing
Speaker 3: back about the new plant. Oh my god, the leaf
Speaker 3: is coming out red, but the others are green. Yes, Mum,
Speaker 3: ripe back, yes, turn grain when it unfurls. The plan
Speaker 3: went off and then quickly the number one breakfast show is.
Speaker 2: For steph apparates. What is it about it? As adults?
Speaker 2: We still are those ten year olds? Aren't they part
Speaker 2: of us that still wants that approval? For Mom and Dad.
Speaker 2: I've done this painting. It's still that, isn't it? But
Speaker 2: as grown ups? All right? So the reason I've been
Speaker 2: off for the last two days is I was lifting
Speaker 2: the couch Sunday morning after the party and I knackered
Speaker 2: my back. I think that's the Latin sort of medical
Speaker 2: term for him knackering my back. I was attacked by
Speaker 2: my couch. So this morning we want your calls on
Speaker 2: nine four one four, one oh four to three. Attacked
Speaker 2: by furniture? What piece of furniture has attacked and injured
Speaker 2: you somehow? Like the sofa injuring me? One oh four
Speaker 2: three attacked by furniture.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Have you ever been attacked by furniture? That's what happened
Speaker 2: the fate that happened to me on Sunday, which is
Speaker 2: why I wasn't with you yesterday and Monday went to
Speaker 2: lift a couch. I don't know if the hangover had
Speaker 2: anything to do with it. I don't think the best
Speaker 2: thing to do your body beforehand is drinking at a booze.
Speaker 2: But I pinged my back. I don't know what I've
Speaker 2: done to it, but ligament and some bulge disc is
Speaker 2: the technical term. I was attacked by the couch.
Speaker 3: Were you're trying to bend from the knees.
Speaker 2: Everyone knows it's not you know, You're just a bad form,
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know? You just think I just shit
Speaker 2: I'll just shift it over there and just want to
Speaker 2: get it done quickly. It's Sunday morning, and my wife
Speaker 2: went old, just quickly before you have a bacon sandwich,
Speaker 2: just move the couch.
Speaker 3: And why were you trying to move the couch? I
Speaker 3: saw the state of the floor the next morning after
Speaker 3: the did like after the dance floor had been there
Speaker 3: all night and it was so messy. There's no way.
Speaker 2: Sorry, is this some sort of interior maker.
Speaker 3: I just don't know why you Why are you trying
Speaker 3: to move the couch back before you've cleaned the floor.
Speaker 2: That is a really good point. I can't read my wife.
Speaker 3: Are you just doing one of those things where you
Speaker 3: like if I put the couch over it?
Speaker 2: No clear half the mess moving the couch on it?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: So have you been attacked by furniture this morning? On
Speaker 2: the phones? Give us a call nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three. Come on ere and tell us
Speaker 2: the item of furniture and what happened? Catherine, Good morning.
Speaker 15: Good morning. I was attacked by a dishwasher.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 15: I was walking barefoot in the kitchen and I must
Speaker 15: have the door open, kicked it and then I left
Speaker 15: a blood trail down the hallway that I wasn't aware of.
Speaker 15: And I came back and my little voice said what's
Speaker 15: done on your toe? And I'd had jam on my
Speaker 15: crumpet and I said, I think it's jam and he
Speaker 15: said numb, that's blood. I went, oh, and there was
Speaker 15: blood pulling under my foot.
Speaker 2: So what you didn't cut your foot or your shin
Speaker 2: on it?
Speaker 15: My toe? I kicked it, and you know when you
Speaker 15: hear that little cartilage pop, I thought, did I break it?
Speaker 15: And I know that's right? And then I realized I
Speaker 15: split it right across the top my middle toe the now.
Speaker 3: But how can it not be? The toes are so painful?
Speaker 3: How can you not have noticed? You did it?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 2: Say you go? If you popped out? Four kids stubborn,
Speaker 2: a little tone, a little bit of blood and Clara
Speaker 2: everywhere is nothing.
Speaker 15: Nothing. And then my husband took my kids to older
Speaker 15: kids to the bus and then I was working blood
Speaker 15: up off the floor and I just wrapped it up,
Speaker 15: went to my third day of the new jobs and
Speaker 15: just sucked it up.
Speaker 3: That sounded like a small dig it Christian there that
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 2: I felt that, mate, I felt that, And they're just
Speaker 2: give me a little. You know, you should just put towel
Speaker 2: around and come into work.
Speaker 15: I'm sorry, but when you're attempt you don't get paid
Speaker 15: if you don't go to work.
Speaker 2: No, I'm a temp heeris is the day time show?
Speaker 2: The time? All right, Catherine, thank you very much, You're cool,
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. All right, Jack, Let's keep a file. Then,
Speaker 2: let's keep a document now of items that have injured us. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I've got the couch Katherine there with the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Hard called Katherine. Let's corn her. Let's go to David. Now,
Speaker 2: Good morning, David, Good morning, Hey buddy, thanks for going
Speaker 2: the show. David, welcome to the show. And what I
Speaker 2: to have furniture attacked you? Well?
Speaker 13: Washing machine?
Speaker 2: The washing machine? What did they do to you?
Speaker 13: Once upon a time, I was an appliance repairment, so
Speaker 13: I was actually fixting a washing machine. The top section
Speaker 13: of it was held on with a couple of big
Speaker 13: spring clips, and I was putting it back together and
Speaker 13: you've got to put a fair bit of weight onto
Speaker 13: it to push these clips back in the place.
Speaker 6: And I was.
Speaker 13: Wearing footy shorts at the time, and both pieces of
Speaker 13: manhood got caught inched in the lid.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, put it on a rint cycle, the old
Speaker 2: long one as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, wearings while you're you are asking for trouble if
Speaker 3: something's going to get track caught somewhere.
Speaker 13: Ended up at the hospital to make sure everything was
Speaker 13: all right because there was a fair bit of blood
Speaker 13: and other guy at every nurse in the hospital come
Speaker 13: to have a look.
Speaker 2: What's the line in they're selling about Mary us on
Speaker 2: the crash cart. We're gonna be Yeah, in my mind,
Speaker 2: this is only funny if they will you into the
Speaker 2: emotion when you still got the washing machine attached to you.
Speaker 2: It's that you're wearing it like a contraceptive, wouldn't it?
Speaker 2: All right? David, thank you very much, you cal mate.
Speaker 2: That's a great one.
Speaker 13: Thanks Christian.
Speaker 2: All right, cheers mate. Ben. Good morning, Ben, Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Ben. Welcome to the show. What I tom
Speaker 2: My furniture attacked you?
Speaker 8: It was my younger son's high chair.
Speaker 2: Oh god, those areas of things, those high chairs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: your fingers called what happened?
Speaker 8: Yes, no, well, we'll playing a game. When I was
Speaker 8: running through the house and as I've turned the corner,
Speaker 8: the chair has jumped out at me. It's hit my
Speaker 8: toe and it snapped the bone in my little toe.
Speaker 2: Ah god, there's two little toes been wiped out in
Speaker 2: the house. It must have been agony.
Speaker 8: It was, and my son felt like he won.
Speaker 2: All right, Ben, thank you very much. She called, good on.
Speaker 2: You have a good day.
Speaker 8: Thank you you too.
Speaker 2: All right, So we've got high chair washing machines, dishwashers.
Speaker 2: What else have we got then? What item of furniture
Speaker 2: in the house or anywhere have you been attacked by?
Speaker 2: One four three Christian?
Speaker 1: Oh God? All breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one o four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: All right, So I wasn't here the last two days.
Speaker 2: I've done my back some and do the ligaments and
Speaker 2: a bulged disk, and I did it by trying to
Speaker 2: lift a couch Sunday morning. When have you been attacked
Speaker 2: by furniture? Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Jeff. Good morning, Jeff. Hello, yep, Jeff,
Speaker 2: this is Jeff.
Speaker 9: Yeah, man, I was. I was standing on the bed
Speaker 9: showing my girlfriend how my great six underpants still fitted.
Speaker 9: And I was trying to make a bit of a
Speaker 9: bit more room in there with, you know, with my
Speaker 9: fists and my hand down. Then I stretched and they ripped,
Speaker 9: and I find myself in the door and backward somersaulted
Speaker 9: into the Queen Anne Wardrove at the end of the bed.
Speaker 2: That's incredible. I mean, I think Team Australia needs you
Speaker 2: for the Olympics next year.
Speaker 9: That kills still laughing. Jessy rang Triple J straight away
Speaker 9: and reported it.
Speaker 2: I think triple zero is a number you're supposed to
Speaker 2: call me. Are going to play you an indie song?
Speaker 2: Triple J.
Speaker 3: I have an emergency, Jeff, Like.
Speaker 2: Sorry, made our morning. It made our morning, Jeff. That
Speaker 2: was a great story already, with a nice bit there
Speaker 2: at the end. I love that, the thought of injuring
Speaker 2: yourself and calling triple J.
Speaker 9: They loved it. I liked it just as much as
Speaker 9: you did.
Speaker 2: All right, take care, Jeff. That actually cool, buddy. Thank you, Glenda,
Speaker 2: good morning. What's going on? She called triple J?
Speaker 13: Is she?
Speaker 2: Glenda? Yes, that's dramatic, Paul said, Glenda. Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Thank you, Christian.
Speaker 2: All right now, Glenda, congratulations, that's you. Thank you very much, Glenda,
Speaker 2: and just thanks for listening to the show. Glenda, tell
Speaker 2: us about the bit of furniture you're attacked by.
Speaker 11: Well, I was a very young first year out teacher
Speaker 11: and I was working in a classroom with a mobile
Speaker 11: blackboard or a blackboard on an easel. I was writing
Speaker 11: on the blackboard and somehow it came the blackboard fell
Speaker 11: off the easel and onto my head, and I was
Speaker 11: pinned between the with the blackboard stuck on my head
Speaker 11: with a group of very raw, young seven year seven
Speaker 11: children all coming, are you okay? Miss? Are you okay? Miss?
Speaker 11: While the blackboard is still stuck on my head, I'm
Speaker 11: supporting it, and I said, I'm okay, but go next
Speaker 11: door and get another teacher to help me get the
Speaker 11: blackboard off my head.
Speaker 2: You poor thing. I mean. Also, kids are just merciless.
Speaker 2: So that was it for the rest of your time
Speaker 2: at that school.
Speaker 11: No? No, they were absolutely distraught for me and very concerned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you had no initiative to get up and
Speaker 3: like help you push the blackboard?
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, just are you okayre?
Speaker 2: Are you out of pra This is a very rare school.
Speaker 2: This is like no school heard of in Glinda. Well,
Speaker 2: were you at Hogwarts Academy or something? No?
Speaker 11: Now, I was just at Single High school back in
Speaker 11: those days. So yeah, about forty five years ago.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: Actually my school it would have been like our teacher's
Speaker 3: got a blackboarpin to her head. We get the day
Speaker 3: off by.
Speaker 2: Noday.
Speaker 11: As I said, a very young, very raw yeth sevens
Speaker 11: and they were in shock.
Speaker 2: I think, very raw. Yeah, very raw. We all remember
Speaker 2: those raw days. Huh, Glenda, thank you very much. A
Speaker 2: cool you have a good day.
Speaker 11: Thanks Christians.
Speaker 2: That's very much Glenda. She's still raw.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one oh four
Speaker 1: w three.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you go for coffee somewhere, you know, Melbourne's got
Speaker 2: some amazing coffee places, right, and there's nothing worse. We
Speaker 2: had one the other day. My wife and I went
Speaker 2: out Friday just for a little brunch. There was that
Speaker 2: new mum and the kid was maybe about four or
Speaker 2: five years old where they commentate very loudly about what
Speaker 2: the kid and them were doing.
Speaker 3: What to address his behavior?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not not bad, just everything. They think. The
Speaker 2: first people in the world to ever have a child
Speaker 2: out in public. Oh and you, oh, and you want
Speaker 2: to pick up the grill And they're commentating out loud,
Speaker 2: giving everyone a commentary of what's going on. Well, you
Speaker 2: know those all coffee shops where you're all crammed too
Speaker 2: close to you.
Speaker 3: Now they want to far more tables than they have spaced.
Speaker 2: And you can't get it out of your head that
Speaker 2: oh and lovely flower, their daisy. This was going on
Speaker 2: the whole time. And then the other worst thing is
Speaker 2: when you hear someone yelling at their kid. Normally kids
Speaker 2: that have terrible names behave very badly. You know me
Speaker 2: in the supermarket here someone being yelling at someone called
Speaker 2: char They've just released today the worst baby names in
Speaker 2: this country of this year of twenty nineteen. Some of these,
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a form of child abuse. Would you
Speaker 2: call a baby girl shy?
Speaker 3: It's not terrible. I actually thought they were going to
Speaker 3: be bad.
Speaker 2: Mattew, Mattel.
Speaker 3: These are the babies tell what like the board game manufacturer.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the toy manufacturer Mattel. Since thea sincere, it
Speaker 2: just sounds it's a terrible one as well.
Speaker 3: Don't you feel sorry for these families if they pick
Speaker 3: up the newspaper and start to read that their names.
Speaker 2: Because you had plenty of time, my wife and I
Speaker 2: you got nine months the babies growing in there to
Speaker 2: workshop ideas and run a few focus groups. There's no
Speaker 2: reason Number four Australians are calling their babies this year Chardonay.
Speaker 3: I hate that.
Speaker 2: It's terrible that it couldn't be a more Bogan name,
Speaker 2: could it? Shut chardon Ay? Come here. It'll only get
Speaker 2: abbreviated to Shardi as well or Shardo as well. A
Speaker 2: number five. This is obviously off the back of this
Speaker 2: huge success of Game of Thrones. Kalithi.
Speaker 3: Oh do you like that though, you because you're a
Speaker 3: big Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But doesn't mean you need to start naming your kids,
Speaker 2: you know, some poor little girl Kalithi. Plus you've got
Speaker 2: a lifetime and trying to work out how you spell
Speaker 2: it over the phone to people and so that it's
Speaker 2: a nightmare. There's got a boy bee babies boy bee
Speaker 2: boy names now for twenty nineteen. There were baby boy
Speaker 2: names for this year in this country. One King Messiah.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: I mean two ways that goes. Either you're getting a
Speaker 2: lifetime of wedge's at school King Messiah, or own it
Speaker 2: and write a school every day as a as a
Speaker 2: King Messiah on a donkey just doubling down on it.
Speaker 3: You have to be the alpha male or else.
Speaker 2: You king Messiah. Then you've got Manson.
Speaker 3: That's bad because it brings a.
Speaker 2: Tarantino movie of Charles Manson. You know, do you think
Speaker 2: it's all about that? People reading about that and it's
Speaker 2: all coming back in the public ear and I this year.
Speaker 3: I straight away thinking, Charles Manson.
Speaker 2: You don't want any name, any name that's got any
Speaker 2: kind of negative association, which is why we never went
Speaker 2: with Audolf for Ruby in the end, because you didn't
Speaker 2: want people in the end, you know, And it kind
Speaker 2: of Cletus. Come on, if you're calling your kid Cletus,
Speaker 2: then you're in Red Hillbillies.
Speaker 3: Danger I don't hate that.
Speaker 2: If it's a middle name, that's great. If it's a
Speaker 2: middle name, I think that's starting. So if you were
Speaker 2: Jack danger Post, that's an awesome.
Speaker 3: But that is to one up someone who says, hey,
Speaker 3: dangerous by middle name, and you go, well, dangerous by first.
Speaker 2: And then I didn't even know how you pronounced this.
Speaker 2: How would you pronounce this starlesy S T y l
Speaker 2: e Z stars? You think it's like Harry Styles And
Speaker 2: then another one here, I don't understand either axis.
Speaker 3: That's that is kind of cool. What Axis, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: you can take away your surname and just be access
Speaker 3: if you're a recording artist like Madonna.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and how many people in the world you're talking
Speaker 2: the rest of the other guy he's working at McDonald's
Speaker 2: drive through called Axis.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three just stand an email from Steve Wallace who's just
Speaker 2: got into work and Herbie took it earlier about have
Speaker 2: to go to the hospital on Sunday off to hurt
Speaker 2: my back and he had a similar thing about two
Speaker 2: years ago and wanted to know if they did the
Speaker 2: same tests to check there was no nerve damage around
Speaker 2: there that happened to him. Yeah, I totally forgot about that.
Speaker 2: What do you reckon to this then? So I had
Speaker 2: to lie on my side, which took quite a bit
Speaker 2: of time just to roll onto myself.
Speaker 3: This when you panther off with no underwhere I got.
Speaker 2: That gown, you know, the humiliating gown you got to
Speaker 2: wear with your bum sticking out to the world. I
Speaker 2: don't know why we have to wear the gown. I mean,
Speaker 2: surely there must be something.
Speaker 3: Maybe they need quick access to the bike.
Speaker 2: I don't know why there, Why do they love our
Speaker 2: bums so much? Doctors and nurses leave my beautiful peachy
Speaker 2: pommy backside alone. Anyway, this doctor comes in and she
Speaker 2: was very funny, doctor Ollie, and she was, I need
Speaker 2: you to lie on your side and I just need
Speaker 2: to check there's no nerve damage down there. And I said, now,
Speaker 2: everything's fine. I can film my feet and there's no
Speaker 2: tingling going down my legs. She goes, I just need
Speaker 2: to check the can bey localized nerve damage, you know,
Speaker 2: And she asked me if I was if I'd been
Speaker 2: in continent or anything like that, and luckily I hadn't.
Speaker 2: She said, that's a common thing when people hurt the backs,
Speaker 2: they can lose control of the bounds.
Speaker 3: Right, But did you have to go to the toilet
Speaker 3: while you're on the ground for two hours or three hours?
Speaker 3: And when you can move?
Speaker 2: I was hoping you weren't going to ask that. How
Speaker 2: do ask Sarah to get a vase? Oh no?
Speaker 3: Did you throw the bars away or just rinse it out?
Speaker 2: I put some of those birthday flowers back in there,
Speaker 2: you know. It's so yeah. That was another low point
Speaker 2: of my life this year was having to ask my wife.
Speaker 3: So then do you get everyone to exit the room,
Speaker 3: so if you're on your living room floor you can't move.
Speaker 3: Sarah brings you the vases. Do you say everybody else
Speaker 3: get out?
Speaker 2: They'd gone, Our friends had gone by then, and Sarah
Speaker 2: was sort of just on God checking. The kids didn't
Speaker 2: come in to find their Dadline on the four ping
Speaker 2: in a vase. It's a good way to see dad
Speaker 2: like that. But anyway, back to dodr Ollie, she goes
Speaker 2: on your side. She's tickling my mum, I mean actually
Speaker 2: tickling it full on. I said, what the hell are
Speaker 2: you doing? She goes, oh, I just need to check
Speaker 2: this for nerve damage. I don't know about that or
Speaker 2: whether that was because earlier on I'd heard someone whispering
Speaker 2: out in the corridor, going, there's a famous DJ. There
Speaker 2: is back. I reckon. They were going, let's go in,
Speaker 2: but she wasn't even a doctor, se going going film
Speaker 2: with guys. Film. Okay, it's gonna be some footage on
Speaker 2: this week? Is this some sort of prank show? I
Speaker 2: dare you to dickle his bar every tickle the game again.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian O'Connell Breakfast show, Melbourn's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: That is some story about Dusty. His car is still
Speaker 2: at the MCG after winning the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: I guess he turned the party tap on and just
Speaker 3: hasn't turned it off.
Speaker 2: Yeaa, I mean you know, I mean, just one night
Speaker 2: partying for us has wiped out two thirds of the show.
Speaker 2: Patsy's still not back. I've been off for two days,
Speaker 2: but leaving his cart the MCG.
Speaker 3: I wonder what the full price ticket is of I
Speaker 3: don't mean I bet he gets special parking. I don't
Speaker 3: play on game day.
Speaker 2: Surely if you're a playoff his statuhore? What do they
Speaker 2: get their own spot? There? He done cars?
Speaker 3: There wouldn't be enough fair to have every player to
Speaker 3: have their own spot exactly.
Speaker 2: But maybe is that one of the prize is for
Speaker 2: the winning team. You can just leave your car there
Speaker 2: for the year. Anyway, right today, then at what time
Speaker 2: waste her? We got to talk about back injuries, and
Speaker 2: you've been injured by various bits of furniture. We're looking
Speaker 2: for injured movies, injured movies. Today. I've got the last
Speaker 2: traction Hero broken back Mountain. Look Bruce talking, Look Bruce talk.
Speaker 3: I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2: Spring man is good, sprain sprain man, and forest bump,
Speaker 2: forest bump, spray man. What have you got?
Speaker 3: No country for rolled ankles? Sorry, no country for rolled ankles.
Speaker 2: But you've just chucked in. You might as well Schindler's
Speaker 2: rolled ankle list just grow rold rhymes of old so
Speaker 2: it's slightly.
Speaker 3: I have done a Shindler's list one fist Shindler's limb
Speaker 3: from the new Fast of the Furious movie Hobbles and
Speaker 3: Shore very good, yep, And do where's my cartilage?
Speaker 2: Oh? You the last seven days? You finally come around
Speaker 2: to the joy of the dude wears one?
Speaker 3: Well, that one he does lend itself really well. That
Speaker 3: one's for Brad actually, who told me on the weekend
Speaker 3: that he has no cartilage.
Speaker 2: In his knee. Is that possible?
Speaker 3: He says? He claims it's from a football in.
Speaker 2: Come on, that man, it's never played sport in his life.
Speaker 2: Come on, what kind of eighteenth century football? Old man
Speaker 2: like that? Oh cattage on his knees? How does he operate? Then?
Speaker 3: I don't know. That's why I said, wouldn't you not
Speaker 3: be able to walk? But he claims there's no cartlidge.
Speaker 2: It's an important part of the knees of cartilage, all right.
Speaker 2: So the best one we get today then for your
Speaker 2: injured movies, text him in now oh force seven five
Speaker 2: uh oh three one o four three oh four seven
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Speaker 2: where sir, you can wear The best one gets two
Speaker 2: hundred bucks today to spend at Bowgowney Estate at the
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Speaker 2: for the best one of the next ten minutes. If
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Today's that word time waster. All the talk of injuries
Speaker 2: is injury movies. Best one the next color miss as
Speaker 2: we go through a mark all the ones you got
Speaker 2: pouring in, Thank you very much. Gets two hundred dollars
Speaker 2: to go at the leg Gowney Estate at Yarra Valley.
Speaker 2: The Bruce Brothers Silver Plus, Broken Back to the Future, Silver,
Speaker 2: Stacy and Epping Concussion Air Gold Heath, Good Morning, too
Speaker 2: Happy Pillmore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually funny.
Speaker 2: Gold and Lida, well done, Spring's World Party Times One
Speaker 2: of my favorite movies Gold Scott's is that just because
Speaker 2: it's their name checking one of your favorite movies? Pulp Fracture, Silver,
Speaker 2: Driving Miss Daisy to the Hospital? Silver, Burn After Bleeding Gold,
Speaker 2: Ain't the Devil Wears Prosthetics?
Speaker 3: Silver, that's good.
Speaker 2: Juice Broken ribbelow.
Speaker 3: Not very not that good, but it's kind of funny.
Speaker 2: Silver plus Whyn't Kathy a scar is Born? Silver plus
Speaker 2: Jewels in Portlington Port Arlington, Sorry, well done. Snakes on
Speaker 2: a Sprain Bronze Casts straight Away or Julie Mravin, what's
Speaker 2: going on there with that on your mind?
Speaker 3: Gold?
Speaker 2: Sprain Spotting Silver Plain Sprains.
Speaker 3: And Automobiles Gold plus.
Speaker 2: How to Lose a Guy in tend and Damage Gold
Speaker 2: plus Smart Right The Hunt for bed Rest October Silver,
Speaker 2: Brave Heart Attack Silver, This is a good one. Back
Speaker 2: to the suture. What's that suture stitches? Oh?
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. That's a gold.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done, Amanda Bohemian Fracturdy Bronze, Starsky and Crutch
Speaker 2: Gold Crocodile Bungny made me chuckling a lot of that one.
Speaker 3: Ah, that's the current front runner.
Speaker 2: Gold plus one done Tom and Northcote and Romance in
Speaker 2: the Kidney Stones.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be Crocodile buny.
Speaker 2: Well done, Tom and Northcote. You get the price.
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Speaker 2: Time for your emails now light You can email us
Speaker 2: about anything we've been talking about on the show. We
Speaker 2: call it late to the party. The email address is
Speaker 2: very easy. Email me Christian at Gold one O four
Speaker 2: three dot com dot au. This is a great one.
Speaker 2: Paula Foster in Mitcham Prince William in your car, that's
Speaker 2: the subject heading. She had my attention with that. Hi Christian,
Speaker 2: how you're feeling better? This is not my story. It's
Speaker 2: my dad's. Funny thing about this is he didn't tell
Speaker 2: me or my brother about it for years, as his
Speaker 2: friends told him wasn't very interesting. We were both backpacking
Speaker 2: in Australia at the time. But still, when you've got
Speaker 2: a royalty in your that's a bloody interesting story, right.
Speaker 2: My dad lives in a tiny village in Scotland and
Speaker 2: was driving along in torrential rain. It was lashing it
Speaker 2: down really badly. He saw some figures at the side
Speaker 2: of the road and a big burley guy flagging him down.
Speaker 2: He then asked if they could drive them to the
Speaker 2: next town. My dad said, of course. The big burley
Speaker 2: guy was a minder and gets straight in the front.
Speaker 2: In the back climbs none other than Prince William and
Speaker 2: an unknown female. What the hell are they doing in
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere? I hear you ask, what the
Speaker 2: hell are they doing in the middle of nowhere, Paula.
Speaker 2: When it turns out they were orienteering. This is back
Speaker 2: in two thousand and two when he was a student
Speaker 2: at the University of Saint Andrew's. Now, I don't know
Speaker 2: what these royals think they can get away with. If
Speaker 2: you're orienteering, you're going to work out and read the
Speaker 2: compass until that can't get your minder to flag down
Speaker 2: anyone with his gun or something that holds it, or
Speaker 2: and just say drivers there and don't worry about the map,
Speaker 2: We'll just throw it in the rubbish. That sounds like
Speaker 2: a bit of a coln there. I just got a
Speaker 2: degree in orienteering. My dad lives at least thirteen minutes
Speaker 2: driver when that close brackets in UK terms, but that
Speaker 2: would be nothing to you Australians. They made some small talk,
Speaker 2: but mainly interested in my dogs and Max, who was
Speaker 2: a funny old mongrel with a red knickerchief. I don't
Speaker 2: think many people could say they'd Royalty in their car, Paul,
Speaker 2: that is incredible. I love the fact that your dad
Speaker 2: never even bought it up for like two years.
Speaker 3: And that he's made to him. Hey mate, that's done interesting.
Speaker 2: I tell that story you helped a member of the
Speaker 2: royal household cheat orienteering when he was at college. This
Speaker 2: comes from Angelina listens to the podcast in Chicago, Christian.
Speaker 2: I was joined the podcast the other day and you
Speaker 2: were asking me to call in with their inventories of
Speaker 2: the junk draw. Yeah, this is the draw that we
Speaker 2: have in every single house where there is just a
Speaker 2: load of random rubbish. In Christian here's what I found.
Speaker 2: By the way, Angela was on a very long conference
Speaker 2: call and decided to draw the whole contents of the
Speaker 2: drawer for me. Angel thank you very much for the
Speaker 2: included artwork. Potato masher, plastic ladle screwdriver with exchangeable head
Speaker 2: attachment pliers, small green super glue, tiny silver scoop, no
Speaker 2: unit of measure, no idea, what's doing there? Why? Nope? No,
Speaker 2: neither Me and my husband drink wine tea diffuser number
Speaker 2: one of four. We own six large rubber washers for
Speaker 2: unknown connections, tape, three decks of playing cards, full sets,
Speaker 2: paper clips, birthday candles, that's a good one in thore
Speaker 2: as well, birthday candles, chalk plastic bread clips. You know
Speaker 2: those tiny little tabs. Yeah, I don't know. Why would
Speaker 2: you be keeping those? Turkey based light bulb too small
Speaker 2: to fit anything we currently own, and a dentist tool
Speaker 2: some kind of hook pick. Thank you very much for those.
Speaker 2: If you got an email for me late to the party,
Speaker 2: email christianat Gold one o four three dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Thanks Angie, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning, Thursday already tomorrow money every
Speaker 2: pats back with us as well. Maybe tomorrow we should
Speaker 2: chat with We should walk out exactly how many days
Speaker 2: it is since the Grand Final, right, and how many
Speaker 2: days that Dusty has left his car there? And see
Speaker 2: if there's anybody else who's left their car longest somewhere
Speaker 2: you know, whether they've forgotten about it or something happened.
Speaker 2: If you can talk, I can't off the toime my head.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you how many days it is, but
Speaker 2: we will by tomorrow, hopefully our minds.
Speaker 3: Would have it will be forty plus forty plus days.
Speaker 2: It's a lot, and he's got no intention of rushing
Speaker 2: back anytime soon. Has anyone left their car for more
Speaker 2: than a couple of days If you want to email
Speaker 2: Anie to a party. Christian at Gold one at four
Speaker 2: to three dot com dot au. Title of today's show
Speaker 2: is leave the backside alone. Thanks for listening, Have a
Speaker 2: good day.
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