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<v Speaker 1>Christian, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks got on showtime, A.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at this clean arm?

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<v Speaker 4>Fatch yourself to me, Nna host petrified I'd end up

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<v Speaker 4>rotting in a prison.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey coome on Its to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Nice

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<v Speaker 2>to be back, Good morning Jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Post, Good morning Christian. Doesn't it feel like we're in

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<v Speaker 3>the movie The Hangover? And since your party or your

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<v Speaker 3>wife's fiftieth on Saturday night, everybody's just starting to wake up.

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<v Speaker 3>You wreck your back. The house is trash. Patrina Jones

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<v Speaker 3>has tons of liners.

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<v Speaker 2>She stood off that party killed the show. Two thirds

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<v Speaker 2>of the shows he wipes out with a party round

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<v Speaker 2>at mine on Saturday night. And the thing you need

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<v Speaker 2>to know is it was a proper house party. You

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<v Speaker 2>no often you go around to people's houses and it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's a kind of everyone's quite well behaved and it's

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<v Speaker 2>full of just crunching small talk. There was something in

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<v Speaker 2>the atmosphere Saturday night, and I don't know whether it

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<v Speaker 2>was because everyone had dressed up as a dead celebrity

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<v Speaker 2>s it's a bit easier to lose yourself. Yeh as

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<v Speaker 2>a character that it's none that's awful. How do you know, Christian, No,

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<v Speaker 2>Sarah hang kindly shown and then you go to kids

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<v Speaker 2>goes to school, it was, oh, there's another Freddy over there. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you've comers right, And so it was a nice breaker

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<v Speaker 2>straight away. And then for drinking, I mean there was

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of alcohol there. We spent a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>money on making sure there's nothing worse at a house party.

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<v Speaker 2>If you aren't going to invite people around, you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to make sure there's enough booze. And we'd made these

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<v Speaker 2>cocktails cosmopolitans. When you make homemade cocktails, it's not exactly

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<v Speaker 2>behind the bar industrial measures. You don't know, always pouring

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<v Speaker 2>more in. How many times have you had a terrible

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<v Speaker 2>night drink in someone's homemade punch or sangria where you

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<v Speaker 2>could just smell the vapors before you even taste it,

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<v Speaker 2>like boost just coming through the air.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you guys, have enough booze still at your house.

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<v Speaker 3>I imagine to have another party for the every night for

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<v Speaker 3>the rest of the year. You had so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll say this now too much, and too much means

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<v Speaker 2>too much temptation. I'm talking about black zambuka. Three bottles

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<v Speaker 2>of that, three bottles of that was seen off Champagne cocktails,

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<v Speaker 2>cousin Wauntons, then the beer, then the wine. The house

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<v Speaker 2>is wrecked. I mean like like our kids had had

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<v Speaker 2>a party. Yeah, absolutely trash.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I did turn it. It turned into like the college

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<v Speaker 3>party you had seen in American film.

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<v Speaker 2>It really mad because at one point, around about sort

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<v Speaker 2>of half ten, Chris Patsy's husband, who is a wild man,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he literally transformed into Frank the Tank from

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<v Speaker 2>Old School, right. He goes, at one point, do you

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<v Speaker 2>want me to should we start doing beer bongs now?

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<v Speaker 2>And I don't know why. I went to look at

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<v Speaker 2>my watch and where am I watch? Like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know why we looking at watchin I've got an

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<v Speaker 2>eleven o'clock appointment. I've got a half an hour. Can

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<v Speaker 2>we do it now? Otherwise not at all? So I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't actually bought one. I just said that to

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy is a joke. He goes, all I need is

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<v Speaker 2>a length of hose. I went, well, we've just had

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<v Speaker 2>the garden turfed. We need the hose. I need to

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<v Speaker 2>water every week and he said, I'll buy you a

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<v Speaker 2>new hose. I went okay, so we got He says,

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<v Speaker 2>I need some scissors. So we had to go around

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<v Speaker 2>the side of my house and the rest of the

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<v Speaker 2>party is carrying on indoors, right, and it's a bit

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<v Speaker 2>damp and wet on Sunday night, so there's rain coming down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm there with Chris, who's supposed to be Dean Martin.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm supposed to be Prince, but look more like Captain Hook.

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<v Speaker 2>I look nothing like Prince. You could grab an average

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<v Speaker 2>guy in the street that that person would look more

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<v Speaker 2>like Prince than I did. So we're down the side

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<v Speaker 2>the house with a pair of kitchen scissors. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if you've ever tried to cut a thick, kinkless

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<v Speaker 2>Bunning's hose with a pair of kitchen scissors. It took forever,

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<v Speaker 2>and you had to cut it twice, so we needed

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<v Speaker 2>like he took it really seriously. Then then Chris took

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<v Speaker 2>his jacket off.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes that's when he got serious.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he got serious. And there was always that very

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<v Speaker 2>confident kid at school, right that ran everything right. That

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<v Speaker 2>suddenly was Chris. And they always had an assistant, didn't

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<v Speaker 2>they like a henchman. And that was my big mate Brett,

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<v Speaker 2>who's from Queensland. And I said, hey, listen, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>sure how these beer bongs work. But this is Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>He's comings Dean Martin. This is Brett. He's come as

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<v Speaker 2>a kind of Michael Hutchins, but doesn't look anything. He

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<v Speaker 2>didn't look nothing like Harts if he was still alive

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<v Speaker 2>now and had been homeless for ten years.

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<v Speaker 3>He looked like Howdstern.

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<v Speaker 2>So he then became Chris's henchman. And then one of

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<v Speaker 2>them was on a chair. And how is the entertained?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we? That people started to come out into the

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<v Speaker 2>garden to see watch guys doing beer.

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<v Speaker 3>Bong attracted the whole party. Then the whole party it

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<v Speaker 3>shifted to a new gear and then moved out onto

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<v Speaker 3>the deck, where one by one everybody did a beer bong.

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<v Speaker 3>No one planned to have done them on the night.

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<v Speaker 2>No imagine if I said to my wife, look, I

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<v Speaker 2>know you don't like the coffin idea being there too,

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<v Speaker 2>What about beer bongs You've got? That is awful, Chris.

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<v Speaker 2>That is really crass and cheap. People aren't going to

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<v Speaker 2>do the grown ups Chris. The professional people. They're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to be queuing up to do beer bongs and

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<v Speaker 2>then cheering on other people doing beer bolly.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, my wife has footage on her phone on Sarah

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<v Speaker 3>O'Connell doing a beer box.

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<v Speaker 2>It was not also a good look for Audrey Hepburn

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<v Speaker 2>a beer bong as well. It's disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melvin's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Full disclame as well. I am this morning on very

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<v Speaker 2>very strong, industrial strength painkillers, so if the show is

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit sketch at times, I want to apologize. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>just remember I am high right now on very very

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<v Speaker 2>strong painkillers. It took me five minutes just to get

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<v Speaker 2>into producer Brad's car today and getting out was a

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<v Speaker 2>mammoth effort as well. But the drugs are helping. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think is on Friday's show, we were

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<v Speaker 2>asking listeners' ideas for the songs from my playlist, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'd hide in speakers for the music, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was very pleased to see that everyone danced all night

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<v Speaker 2>in the in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>Top compliments definitely to the playlist and to the main curator,

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<v Speaker 3>which was you because it is it's no easy fee

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<v Speaker 3>to keep everybody on the den floor for a whole night.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually comes and goes in waves. But to your credit,

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<v Speaker 3>everybody was there pretty much one hundred percent of the time.

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<v Speaker 2>And I just want to I wouldst to acknowledge you

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<v Speaker 2>the amazing There were three Freddie Mercury's there too, a

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<v Speaker 2>sort of live a Freddy you know, the classic white singler,

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<v Speaker 2>the jeans, the tash and you and Leon, the two

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<v Speaker 2>battling Freddy's. You actually came into work on Saturday, borrowed

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<v Speaker 2>a microphone from this radio station.

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<v Speaker 3>And the microphone, you know how, you stacked up of

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<v Speaker 3>a microphone stand.

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<v Speaker 2>There were no There were no shows on Sunday because

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<v Speaker 2>no one could find the microphone. Jack forgot to bring

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<v Speaker 2>it until Monday. And Leon obviously doesn't have access to

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<v Speaker 2>a to a radio station in Melbourne, right he just

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<v Speaker 2>already could find on Saturday was some some option. We

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<v Speaker 2>went in there and they had a walking stick. He

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<v Speaker 2>taped a child's sort of toy microphone too. His Freddy

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<v Speaker 2>was let down by that, by the outfit, by the

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<v Speaker 2>toy microphone, but the live Freddy off to we will

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<v Speaker 2>rock you between the pair of you was very good.

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<v Speaker 2>The only thing that let it down is he he

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<v Speaker 2>started a break dance.

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<v Speaker 3>And Freddy wouldn't do that. See, I had watched Live

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<v Speaker 3>Aid that day, actually telling he did you really know?

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<v Speaker 3>And he started showing me how he didn't perfected.

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<v Speaker 2>Freddy does this thing with his knee where he flexes

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<v Speaker 2>his front knee and then locks it out when he

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<v Speaker 2>does the fist pump, and he's been working on that

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<v Speaker 2>all Dad said. Jack's also been watching Live eighty ye

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So when any Queen Sun came on, there was this

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<v Speaker 3>weird bit of hierarchy where we were trying to both

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<v Speaker 3>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>When I'm Freddy, I don't forget about this, Freddy, even

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<v Speaker 2>if you were off chatting to somebody, you'd make you

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<v Speaker 2>want to dance or go hey no, no, there's another

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<v Speaker 2>Freddy here. They were battling Freddy's there needs to be

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<v Speaker 2>your reality show. Forget the mask singer and to be

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<v Speaker 2>the mast.

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<v Speaker 3>Freddy and I thought it was great that you had

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<v Speaker 3>essentially line up a song for every different character at

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<v Speaker 3>the party, so everybody got a turn to like get

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<v Speaker 3>in the middle of the dance floor and really show off.

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<v Speaker 3>There's two choalms I have with the playlist otherwise, otherwise

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<v Speaker 3>it's perfect. As a DJ, you should know the importance

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<v Speaker 3>of the cross fade, so one song's finishing and then

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<v Speaker 3>another song is starting, so that the dance floor never

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<v Speaker 3>hears silent.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm afraid that by the time you expect me to

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<v Speaker 2>have any kind of finesse with cross fades, I'd already

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<v Speaker 2>had a belly full of zambooka Cosopolitan champagne, cocktails, Peroni

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<v Speaker 2>bear and it now moved on to red wine forget it.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's one of those dance floors that you don't

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<v Speaker 3>find yourself on often where a song stops and then

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<v Speaker 3>there's a two second breath.

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<v Speaker 2>We're in my kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a two second pause while we wait for the

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<v Speaker 3>next song.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was using my laptop. I didn't have like Turnto.

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<v Speaker 2>It was there was a laptop with spotsifoil.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's which was my second problem there was it

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<v Speaker 3>was too easy access to the playlist, and by the

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<v Speaker 3>end of the night, after eleven o'clock, for all, everybody

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<v Speaker 3>knew it was there. So songs would play for twenty

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<v Speaker 3>thirty seconds and they would be like, all right, are

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<v Speaker 3>we happy, Let's don't stop believing. Next song, Twist and shout.

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<v Speaker 3>We must have got through four hundred songs in and out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, there was At one point I went to

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet and that left the playlist unattended. It was

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<v Speaker 2>like midnine. It was like a feeding frendy there and

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<v Speaker 2>my life started knocking all the toilet door, going Chris, Chris,

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<v Speaker 2>can you come out of though as quickly as possible?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone is playing come on, Eileen, you know how much

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<v Speaker 2>I hate that song.

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<v Speaker 3>She came home and told me something. She says, there's

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<v Speaker 3>two songs I hate, love Shack and come on Eileen,

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<v Speaker 3>and I won't have them at my party.

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<v Speaker 2>That even the next day was just going, Chris, you work.

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<v Speaker 2>So half the party went, how the hell did love

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<v Speaker 2>Shack go?

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<v Speaker 5>On?

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<v Speaker 2>The players went, I actually go to the toilet at

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<v Speaker 2>some point.

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<v Speaker 1>Look Christian Oh gone. Old Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one

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<v Speaker 1>oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Every Thursday morning on the show at eight am with

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<v Speaker 2>do you something called the isolated vocal where we just

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<v Speaker 2>highlight an amazing vocal before and then we hear the

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<v Speaker 2>full song again and you hear in a different way.

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<v Speaker 2>And then every Wednesday morning we do play back some

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<v Speaker 2>of our favorite ones we've ever done. This is great

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<v Speaker 2>one from John Cougar. Hear him a lot on this

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<v Speaker 2>radio station with hurts so good. When you hear his

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<v Speaker 2>isolated vocal for hurt so good, you, it's what great

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<v Speaker 2>singer he is.

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<v Speaker 4>When I was a young boy, so put away those

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<v Speaker 4>young by ways. Now that I am getting old, is

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<v Speaker 4>so much older. I love all those young bodies with

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<v Speaker 4>the girl like you. With a girl like you. Lord

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<v Speaker 4>knows how things we can do. Baby, Just me and you,

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<v Speaker 4>come on and make it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Hur's so good. Come on, baby, make it hurts so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes love I don't feel like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Shoes you make it. That's so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Look Christian oh gone Old Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh four point three coming up in five minutes time,

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<v Speaker 2>efy Wednesday. On the show, we have listener Dave and

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<v Speaker 2>one of his amazing historical facts. Last week. I think

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<v Speaker 2>he did actually put off it was a stretch the

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<v Speaker 2>history of concrete. Yeah, it was actually did a good

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<v Speaker 2>job with it. It's another tough one though, waiting for

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<v Speaker 2>us a five minutes time. The history of the tie.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I never even looked at her time and

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<v Speaker 2>thought when that first happened. Ever, however, hisstor Dave can

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<v Speaker 2>he put it off? Concrete was one thing, but the

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<v Speaker 2>history of the tie. Could it be a stretch too far?

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<v Speaker 2>We can all find out together in five minutes time.

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<v Speaker 1>Stick around, Look, Christian, oh gonell Breakfast show, Melbourn's gold

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<v Speaker 1>one oh four point three up.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's Dave and his historical fact of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen to. Dave was someone we met quite a while

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<v Speaker 2>ago this year on the show, and I was amazed.

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<v Speaker 2>He claims to have read three found some books. So I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>all that knowledge in his head, he needs to share

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<v Speaker 2>that with Melbourne. Then we turned it into a weekly feature,

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<v Speaker 2>and now.

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<v Speaker 4>It's time for Dave's amazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Historical facts, brought to you by Melvin Lacrosse. We roll

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<v Speaker 2>from the staggering success he pulled it off the history

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<v Speaker 2>of concrete last week on the show Where Were You?

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<v Speaker 2>If you missed it? Podcast and available up there on

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<v Speaker 2>the iHeart platform. We go now to the history of

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<v Speaker 2>the necktie. It's the tie. Dave, Good morning, Good morning, Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>Pat and Jack well.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good, thanks, We're good.

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<v Speaker 2>Patsy's not here, but we're past that. On top it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 6>Did you give her your bad back?

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<v Speaker 2>She's got a sore throat. Actually, she was screaming and yelling.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you I think just at life and and also

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<v Speaker 2>at that full moon. I don't know if you saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>When you work out this morning, bring brings out the

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<v Speaker 2>where lady and Patsy. She's been there howling, having a storm.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what her throat's bad. The history of the necktie, Dave,

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<v Speaker 2>break it down.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's pretty much a surpurpose piece of equipment really,

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<v Speaker 6>or fashion and excessiory, but dates back to the ancient

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<v Speaker 6>times with the Romans and the Chinese. Soldiers were like

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<v Speaker 6>a small scarf around the neck to protect their neck

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<v Speaker 6>and keep their neck warm. But it was so out of.

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<v Speaker 2>Fact, exactly a small scarf protect the neck from a

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<v Speaker 2>spear or javelie. Well, no I didn't have this. I

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<v Speaker 2>could have really smart you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it wouldn't protect from a spear or a sword thrust,

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<v Speaker 6>but if it was rapid picking up, it probably would

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<v Speaker 6>from the sword flash. Yeah, it would provide some sort

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<v Speaker 6>of protection rather than all of a sudden your throat

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<v Speaker 6>getting cut straight away. You wrap it rapid rappid and

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<v Speaker 6>wool is a pretty strong material of the threat in

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<v Speaker 6>multiple ways. It was, yeah, it fell out of fashion

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<v Speaker 6>for a long time, but it was a fan sheho

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<v Speaker 6>brought it back in. Actually, back in the seventeen hundred,

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<v Speaker 6>Louis the fourteenth his father was involved in a war

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<v Speaker 6>called a thirty Years War, and he used Croatian mercenaries

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<v Speaker 6>to help him win that war. And the Croatian merceries

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<v Speaker 6>came across from Croatia and they were wearing little red

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<v Speaker 6>car around there.

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<v Speaker 2>Took the time to get on with the water and

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<v Speaker 2>they thirty years. I mean they're dragging that out. I

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<v Speaker 2>mean some tradees they charge you by the day and

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<v Speaker 2>they're on it for ages, aren't they. But thirty thirty

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<v Speaker 2>years those mercers dragged that war out for It's a

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<v Speaker 2>good gig, isn't it. It is.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, the French were involved in one hundred years War,

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<v Speaker 6>which you might know about because that was your countryman.

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<v Speaker 7>That talking about one hundred and thirty years actually, but

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<v Speaker 7>they don't like to work a full nine hour day,

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<v Speaker 7>of the French, so that the breakdown for the all.

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<v Speaker 2>Siesta in the afternoon. You know, they're good on that

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<v Speaker 2>bike and they go and get some fresh bread and cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they start the war together the next day. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what it took. Something you could have got it done

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<v Speaker 2>in five years.

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<v Speaker 6>But yeah, but it was young Louie the four days

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<v Speaker 6>only at seven or eight at the time, who like

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<v Speaker 6>the fashion. They started wearing ties, and the Parisians love that,

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<v Speaker 6>of course, so the tilers boards next time on. There

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<v Speaker 6>was only a short time.

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<v Speaker 7>It was only like two pieces of sixte inch clos

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<v Speaker 7>around the neck.

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<v Speaker 6>The tie didn't extend down the front of the shirt

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<v Speaker 6>or the body. For a long time.

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<v Speaker 7>That was larger to cover buttons because in those times

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<v Speaker 7>the wealthy would wear a wealthy button such a fill

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<v Speaker 7>of gold, lot of stuff, and they didn't want to

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<v Speaker 7>be seen to be in public lawing their wealth too much.

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<v Speaker 7>So they extended the tie down to the butt, to

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<v Speaker 7>the to the belt there just to hide the button

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<v Speaker 7>so you wouldn't get robbed.

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<v Speaker 6>All of those buttons that will feed me for a

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<v Speaker 6>whole month, and I robbed that rich person. So and

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<v Speaker 6>I suppose the Sydney shaft. The large reason, the main

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<v Speaker 6>reason why we distinguished between working class and those in

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<v Speaker 6>officers with the tie is why do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Reckon flies this week. I was scared.

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<v Speaker 6>Why do you reckon? We distinguished us a tie working class.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know why was it, Dave?

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<v Speaker 6>Very practical reason. Working class never used to wear tires

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<v Speaker 6>because it was two days in the workplace. It would

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<v Speaker 6>get caught up in machinery and would choke it.

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<v Speaker 2>Same me with this job, mate. You know this is

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<v Speaker 2>a blue collar job. Morning show d J Night. If

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<v Speaker 2>I wore a tie, it could get chewed up. But

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<v Speaker 2>any of these faders Mondo Rock could drag me into

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<v Speaker 2>the system.

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<v Speaker 3>When you're swinging that microphone around and get caught.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that was good stuff, Dave.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, all the slargely survive is a pretty superflous pace pession.

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<v Speaker 6>But hi has nothing like a good man and a

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<v Speaker 6>good a nice bye.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, yeah, well said the day go up.

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<v Speaker 6>A bit of individuality with colors and all sorts of

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<v Speaker 6>stuff like.

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<v Speaker 2>School tis there's seventy different ties. Well listen, Dave, we

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<v Speaker 2>got to go. Thank you very much. You gave us

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<v Speaker 2>concrete last week and the history of the neck tie today.

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<v Speaker 2>We're all the wiser, all right, love it, Take care, Dave,

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<v Speaker 2>have a good day, mate. Bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you've ever tried to move anything

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<v Speaker 2>unusual in your car or you. I know with you Beneva,

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<v Speaker 2>you must have had a few unusual things in the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that time we went to go and pick up

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<v Speaker 2>those giant, oversized potted plants from Andy Lee's place.

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<v Speaker 3>He called them pop plans. But we got there and

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<v Speaker 3>they were trees. It's six foot high.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like an entire concrete But I think that's the

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<v Speaker 2>start of my back issues, was lugging that onto the

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<v Speaker 2>back of your ute. But anyway, Saturday morning, as I

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<v Speaker 2>was rushing around trying to get anything ready for the party,

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go to the party shop and to

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<v Speaker 2>pick up these big sort of happy Birthday helium balloons

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<v Speaker 2>that I pre ordered, and there was twelve of them.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, when you order something like that, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>really think about the practicalities of getting them into the

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<v Speaker 2>car or even walking to the car. Couldn't park nearby.

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<v Speaker 2>It was packed on Saturdays. You can imagine in Hampton,

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<v Speaker 2>there's no obay park out. So I go in there

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<v Speaker 2>and I suddenly say, there's twelve giant helium balloons.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh god, okay, I can either do twelve trips.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy goes to it. You parked outside. I went, no,

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes their way, and he went three trips. I went, oh, right,

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<v Speaker 2>just like going forget it. I'll just say, were closed.

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<v Speaker 2>Three trip I mean she's not ten. I mean, is

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<v Speaker 2>she even gonna a boo? She's gonna stick away she

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<v Speaker 2>went and notice the balloons. But anyway, I go right

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<v Speaker 2>through it. And it was a really windy day as well,

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<v Speaker 2>So I do the three trips right and then to

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<v Speaker 2>the balloons are in the car. But obviously, as I'm

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<v Speaker 2>now driving along, they're just starting to move through the

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<v Speaker 2>car towards me, like there's almost like twelve polter guys

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<v Speaker 2>in the car. They start coming at me, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a Jason Moore movie. I'm fighting and sort

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<v Speaker 2>of punching these helium balloon face attackers behind you. And

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<v Speaker 2>the more I'd hit them back to get in the

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<v Speaker 2>back seat of the car, the more they'd come would

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<v Speaker 2>have gone a furious vengeance come floating back through the car.

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<v Speaker 2>They actually go with twelve helium balloons. I have to

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<v Speaker 2>put into the drive through at Thirsty Camel and I

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<v Speaker 2>said the guy what I need. I need some ice

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<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, and he went, you don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to get out. We can just shove it straight in

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<v Speaker 2>the car. And I'm thinking, okay, I could do a

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<v Speaker 2>little breather. It's tiring, and so I just about to

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<v Speaker 2>say as they opened the car boom, here.

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<v Speaker 3>You be sure you can see him carding through the window.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we've got with the thing for the kids. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got the tints so they they don't need to worry

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<v Speaker 2>about you know that the sun coming through so you

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't see them. It's blacked out virtually. So by the

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<v Speaker 2>time I've gone, two of them have gone at they've

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<v Speaker 2>escaped out of the car. They're in the drive through.

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<v Speaker 2>And thank you very much the stuff for Thirsty Camel

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<v Speaker 2>that then had.

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<v Speaker 3>Some scuttling under the roof of thirty just go up.

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<v Speaker 2>In the air. They're Helium field and they're big that

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<v Speaker 2>you got that. So I'd love to know this morning

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<v Speaker 2>about the weird or unusual things you've tried to move

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<v Speaker 2>in your car. That's a new one for me. Helium balloons.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one of four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>I was supposed to be dressed as this guy at

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<v Speaker 2>the party on Saturday night, the theme dead famous for my

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<v Speaker 2>wife's birthday. First thing that they I didn't quit look

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<v Speaker 2>quite like Prince. The first warning sign was the inflatable guitar.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't inflate? That summed up my outfit. Then Jack turned

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<v Speaker 2>out and went, you make you look more like Captain Hook.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone else said when Jack and I were together, looked

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<v Speaker 2>like Brian May.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a live I need to point out for

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<v Speaker 3>the record, it's you made a great Brian May. But

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<v Speaker 3>you did look at big Captain Hook. And then at

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<v Speaker 3>one point Sarah said, oh, we've got a prop hook

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<v Speaker 3>in the in the toy boks if you want to

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<v Speaker 3>put the hook on.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the game as we like to play at

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend, and that's our business everybody. So anyway, the

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<v Speaker 2>reason why I haven't been on the show for last

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<v Speaker 2>two day is Big Night on Saturday night, great house party.

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<v Speaker 2>We all had a fantastic time. It has taken toll

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<v Speaker 2>on this breakfast show. Patsy still off. I've been off

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<v Speaker 2>the last two days Sunday morning. There's obviously stuff to

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<v Speaker 2>rearrange and tidy out if you have people round. And

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<v Speaker 2>at about thirty five people round and the house was

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<v Speaker 2>the house was a mess.

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<v Speaker 3>Which I mean I saw it on because you were

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<v Speaker 3>kind enough to have us stay over.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, thanks for leaving at eight am.

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<v Speaker 3>But we had things to do the next day, so

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<v Speaker 3>we did, Like, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Not move a couch. I am willing to forgive you.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you never said, hey, stick around tomorrow the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Care How do you think the couch is going to

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<v Speaker 2>get moved? So anyway, half nine, I start to move

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<v Speaker 2>the couch by myself and I go to do like

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<v Speaker 2>a dead lift move, you know, you get under it

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<v Speaker 2>and just hoyke it up. I should have waited. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>there was another guy there because I said, can you

0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:11.960
<v Speaker 2>get the other end? But I thought I'd just lug

0:21:12.000 --> 0:21:14.199
<v Speaker 2>it myself and drag it. And as soon as I

0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:18.560
<v Speaker 2>went lift, there was this awful, tearing, searing, I mean

0:21:18.680 --> 0:21:21.200
<v Speaker 2>really bad pain thought and it was so bar I

0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:24.280
<v Speaker 2>saw white stars and I scream and fall to the floor.

0:21:24.280 --> 0:21:26.240
<v Speaker 2>And I've never known such pain. And if you've ever

0:21:26.280 --> 0:21:28.399
<v Speaker 2>really hurt your back or done anything to your discs

0:21:28.520 --> 0:21:30.560
<v Speaker 2>or any of that, you'll know what I'm talking about.

0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:33.439
<v Speaker 2>It's literally like life saying you will stay on the

0:21:33.440 --> 0:21:36.240
<v Speaker 2>floor now. For quite a while, I literally was lying there.

0:21:36.280 --> 0:21:38.080
<v Speaker 2>My wife went, you're right. I went, I'm sure, I'll

0:21:38.080 --> 0:21:40.000
<v Speaker 2>be frighted. It's give me some painkillers or neurof and

0:21:40.240 --> 0:21:41.440
<v Speaker 2>I'll be right in ten fifty minutes.

0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:43.600
<v Speaker 3>A niggy floor to be on as well, because it

0:21:43.720 --> 0:21:44.840
<v Speaker 3>had been used today.

0:21:45.560 --> 0:21:49.320
<v Speaker 2>Shambooca tears. Everything was on that floor. You know there's

0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:51.679
<v Speaker 2>a lot, they're broken dreams, there's a lot on that floor.

0:21:52.160 --> 0:21:55.320
<v Speaker 2>Two hours later, I'm still on the floor. No, they've

0:21:55.320 --> 0:21:57.080
<v Speaker 2>had to go. The friends have had to go, and

0:21:57.119 --> 0:21:59.640
<v Speaker 2>they're looking really worried. And my wife goes, I'm gonna

0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:01.600
<v Speaker 2>have to call doctor on call. I went, no, no, no,

0:22:01.640 --> 0:22:04.119
<v Speaker 2>I'll be fine another hour or two. Please don't worry.

0:22:04.000 --> 0:22:05.240
<v Speaker 3>So what are you what are you trying to do?

0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:06.040
<v Speaker 3>Just wait it out?

0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:08.640
<v Speaker 2>No, I can't move, Jack, I literally I go to move,

0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:10.920
<v Speaker 2>and I'm mean screaming pain, like I've broken my back,

0:22:11.400 --> 0:22:13.400
<v Speaker 2>and my wife start a panic. She goes, I need

0:22:13.400 --> 0:22:15.600
<v Speaker 2>to call someone. You don't need to call anyone. Another

0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:18.080
<v Speaker 2>couple of hours. I'm sure aware off and I'll be fine,

0:22:18.480 --> 0:22:20.560
<v Speaker 2>And so she helps me to get just sit on

0:22:20.600 --> 0:22:22.440
<v Speaker 2>the couch and that I'm screaming page because that's it.

0:22:22.480 --> 0:22:25.199
<v Speaker 2>I'm calling them right now. They call okay, and they

0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:28.040
<v Speaker 2>were what a brilliant service that is. They're really helpful,

0:22:28.359 --> 0:22:30.199
<v Speaker 2>and they were asking all these questions and stuff like

0:22:30.240 --> 0:22:32.200
<v Speaker 2>that about could I move my feet and stuff like that,

0:22:32.240 --> 0:22:34.440
<v Speaker 2>which I could luckily, and then they go, well, listen,

0:22:34.760 --> 0:22:36.800
<v Speaker 2>if he can't even move, They were like, can you

0:22:36.840 --> 0:22:38.920
<v Speaker 2>go to the toilet? And I was like, I can't.

0:22:38.920 --> 0:22:40.320
<v Speaker 2>I can't get up to go toilet. Now we're going

0:22:40.359 --> 0:22:41.840
<v Speaker 2>to have to send the paramedics out and I'm going

0:22:42.200 --> 0:22:44.119
<v Speaker 2>they don't need to do that, Please don't do that.

0:22:44.160 --> 0:22:44.320
<v Speaker 5>Way.

0:22:44.320 --> 0:22:46.560
<v Speaker 2>No, it's okay, he can't move, we have to send

0:22:46.560 --> 0:22:48.960
<v Speaker 2>someone out now. We'll treat it as a non emergency,

0:22:49.240 --> 0:22:51.560
<v Speaker 2>but our half later. Thank you very much, the two

0:22:51.600 --> 0:22:53.679
<v Speaker 2>brilliant guys you turned up even though it was a

0:22:53.680 --> 0:22:56.119
<v Speaker 2>non emergency, and I felt really really embarrassed left on

0:22:56.119 --> 0:22:58.080
<v Speaker 2>the couch that they had to come of waste their time.

0:22:58.160 --> 0:23:00.359
<v Speaker 2>There's other people that really do need help. They couldn't

0:23:00.359 --> 0:23:02.280
<v Speaker 2>have been any any more professional and just there were

0:23:02.280 --> 0:23:05.400
<v Speaker 2>just two lovely guys. Thank you very much from Mordiallic

0:23:05.640 --> 0:23:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Ambulance Service. I met Vassal and a man called Pat

0:23:09.760 --> 0:23:11.720
<v Speaker 2>and I had a lovely time with them. And when

0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:13.800
<v Speaker 2>they first got there, they went, right, okay, can you move?

0:23:13.920 --> 0:23:15.240
<v Speaker 2>I was like no. They went, okay, We're gonna have

0:23:15.280 --> 0:23:17.000
<v Speaker 2>to give you something. Now. Have you heard of the

0:23:17.000 --> 0:23:19.240
<v Speaker 2>green whistle? And I thought it was like the matrix,

0:23:19.280 --> 0:23:21.320
<v Speaker 2>you know, the choice twin two pills. I went, what,

0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:24.000
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was a whistle to blow if later

0:23:24.080 --> 0:23:26.240
<v Speaker 2>on after they go, I need some helt for my wife,

0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:29.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, yeah bell. So I was like, no, I've

0:23:29.320 --> 0:23:31.159
<v Speaker 2>never heard of it. Oh oh, that would probably be

0:23:31.200 --> 0:23:32.720
<v Speaker 2>really helpful, and they went, do you know what it is?

0:23:32.760 --> 0:23:34.520
<v Speaker 2>I went and we were not really, it's just a whistle.

0:23:34.600 --> 0:23:37.080
<v Speaker 2>And they looked at each other like, no, no, it's

0:23:37.119 --> 0:23:40.800
<v Speaker 2>it's it's very strong painkiller. You inhale it like a whistle.

0:23:40.880 --> 0:23:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Is called the green whistle, and they went, footy players

0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:45.040
<v Speaker 2>love it. As soon as we turn up on scene,

0:23:45.080 --> 0:23:48.200
<v Speaker 2>they're like, please, where's the green whistle? Whistles beg for

0:23:48.280 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 2>the green whistle and he goes, this is what you

0:23:50.880 --> 0:23:52.960
<v Speaker 2>just in hell blow out three mouth but you in

0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:55.920
<v Speaker 2>how through the whistle? Okay? And they went, before we move,

0:23:55.960 --> 0:23:57.560
<v Speaker 2>you you're going to have to have about fifteen to

0:23:57.600 --> 0:24:01.720
<v Speaker 2>twenty puffs because it's going to be agony for it. Yeah, Jack,

0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:08.560
<v Speaker 2>after five, I'm I'm floating, right, I'm somewhere else, all right,

0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:13.400
<v Speaker 2>And then up to twenty, I'm buzzing seriously, like just buzzing.

0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:14.200
<v Speaker 3>Which we had him at the party.

0:24:14.280 --> 0:24:17.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And then they go trying to move, And it

0:24:17.320 --> 0:24:19.120
<v Speaker 2>took me a while to get off the couch even

0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:21.119
<v Speaker 2>with the painkillers, and stagger through the house and they

0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:22.840
<v Speaker 2>had to help me. And then I had to get

0:24:22.840 --> 0:24:24.960
<v Speaker 2>in out front of the house a low point chap.

0:24:25.160 --> 0:24:27.240
<v Speaker 2>I had to get on the stretcher and then you

0:24:27.280 --> 0:24:28.400
<v Speaker 2>go in the back of the ambulance.

0:24:28.560 --> 0:24:30.040
<v Speaker 3>Well if you can't move, of course.

0:24:30.119 --> 0:24:30.159
<v Speaker 5>No.

0:24:30.280 --> 0:24:32.040
<v Speaker 2>It was just awful. I found so embarrassed, but it

0:24:32.160 --> 0:24:34.320
<v Speaker 2>was so nice. And as I as the you know,

0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:36.119
<v Speaker 2>my wife is going, I've got a lot to do.

0:24:36.240 --> 0:24:38.320
<v Speaker 2>Is do I need to go with him? She just

0:24:38.400 --> 0:24:43.320
<v Speaker 2>let me go off and they looked at each other like, oh,

0:24:43.359 --> 0:24:45.119
<v Speaker 2>I just got quite a few errands to run. He

0:24:45.520 --> 0:24:47.919
<v Speaker 2>is he going to go nearby? You know? Is he?

0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:49.320
<v Speaker 2>What are they going to do with X Ray's and

0:24:49.359 --> 0:24:51.520
<v Speaker 2>them are okay, well I'll catch up with you later.

0:24:51.600 --> 0:24:54.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I guess it's her birthday exactly, and.

0:24:54.200 --> 0:24:55.280
<v Speaker 3>I would have ridden along.

0:24:55.400 --> 0:24:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, thank you, Well you didn't even move the couch.

0:24:57.080 --> 0:24:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Let's not sell what you would have and you weren't

0:24:58.359 --> 0:24:59.760
<v Speaker 2>even there, but you had to go to lunch a

0:25:00.040 --> 0:25:03.440
<v Speaker 2>him in the morning. So anyway, before they close the

0:25:03.520 --> 0:25:05.679
<v Speaker 2>doors to take me to hospital, and I'm like, I

0:25:05.680 --> 0:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>can't believe this is happening, they go to me, hey, listen,

0:25:08.400 --> 0:25:09.600
<v Speaker 2>just you know, you've had quite a lot on the

0:25:09.600 --> 0:25:11.439
<v Speaker 2>Green Whistle now and you're going to need to have

0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:13.399
<v Speaker 2>a lot more because the roads are bumpy in Melbourne.

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:13.520
<v Speaker 8>Right.

0:25:13.520 --> 0:25:15.679
<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't even realized it. You've never hurt you. It's

0:25:15.680 --> 0:25:17.040
<v Speaker 2>going to be agony to get you. Then we've got

0:25:17.040 --> 0:25:21.159
<v Speaker 2>to go very slowly. They went. People, especially grannies and

0:25:21.160 --> 0:25:23.760
<v Speaker 2>stuff like that. They get very unfiltered because of this stuff.

0:25:23.800 --> 0:25:26.000
<v Speaker 2>And so don't worry if you start saying stuff that's

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:28.560
<v Speaker 2>a bit odd or there's no filter. Then this other guy,

0:25:28.600 --> 0:25:31.520
<v Speaker 2>old mate you Pats, who's going to be driving us, goes, oh,

0:25:31.560 --> 0:25:33.720
<v Speaker 2>I listened to his radio show. There's no filter there.

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:37.399
<v Speaker 2>Don't worry about him. But Pats has been listened to

0:25:37.400 --> 0:25:39.960
<v Speaker 2>just for the last year. He kept on, hadn't said

0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:42.320
<v Speaker 2>a thing in nothing but professional, but then said, oh,

0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:44.080
<v Speaker 2>as we were driving here, I saw the address and

0:25:44.119 --> 0:25:47.320
<v Speaker 2>the name. I said to I said to Vassel, that's

0:25:47.359 --> 0:25:50.320
<v Speaker 2>the DJ. He's at the party here last night. What

0:25:50.359 --> 0:25:53.200
<v Speaker 2>the hell has happened? So thank you very much the guys.

0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:54.760
<v Speaker 2>Then when I got to the hospital, they say you've

0:25:54.760 --> 0:25:57.359
<v Speaker 2>got to put the gown on, and I went, okay.

0:25:57.359 --> 0:25:58.800
<v Speaker 2>And if you've ever hurt your back, you know the

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:01.399
<v Speaker 2>worst part about hurting you back is taking your socks

0:26:01.440 --> 0:26:04.680
<v Speaker 2>on and off and taking your jeans off. So they said, hey, listen,

0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 2>so we'll leave you five minutes. Put the gown on.

0:26:06.720 --> 0:26:08.879
<v Speaker 2>I took my jump off, and I as to undo

0:26:08.920 --> 0:26:12.400
<v Speaker 2>my jeans and sort of shuffle them, buy my hamstrings.

0:26:12.400 --> 0:26:15.240
<v Speaker 2>And then I'm sat there read I said, I can't.

0:26:15.280 --> 0:26:17.280
<v Speaker 2>I can't do the rere can't do the rest. I

0:26:17.320 --> 0:26:21.320
<v Speaker 2>have to get on the button panic button. And three

0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:23.240
<v Speaker 2>people come running in. They're like, oh my god, what

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:24.680
<v Speaker 2>is it? What is it? I went, I can't take

0:26:24.720 --> 0:26:29.520
<v Speaker 2>my pants off. I can hear laughing out there. This

0:26:29.640 --> 0:26:32.880
<v Speaker 2>studio is supposed to be sound proofed. I can't take

0:26:32.880 --> 0:26:34.880
<v Speaker 2>my pants off. I couldn't even look at the three

0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 2>adults in the eyes. I can't take my pants off,

0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:38.959
<v Speaker 2>can't take my jeans off. Can you help me take

0:26:39.000 --> 0:26:41.159
<v Speaker 2>my jeans off? Like yes, of course? And then I go,

0:26:41.240 --> 0:26:43.639
<v Speaker 2>I said anywhere else because I just rushed getting ready

0:26:43.640 --> 0:26:45.639
<v Speaker 2>that morning, and that happened. I didn't have any underwear on.

0:26:45.760 --> 0:26:47.359
<v Speaker 3>No, you didn't, I promise you.

0:26:47.400 --> 0:26:48.720
<v Speaker 2>I just had a pair of jeans on. I just

0:26:48.720 --> 0:26:50.280
<v Speaker 2>thought I sought this out later.

0:26:50.400 --> 0:26:54.920
<v Speaker 3>I goes jeans to skin, even even if you are hungover.

0:26:54.720 --> 0:26:56.479
<v Speaker 2>Just hungover. I thought, I'll put the jeans on, I'll

0:26:56.520 --> 0:26:58.000
<v Speaker 2>get the oven going, because I thought we had to

0:26:58.000 --> 0:27:00.200
<v Speaker 2>cook breakfast for you and the people that were staying.

0:27:00.520 --> 0:27:02.080
<v Speaker 2>And of course then it happened. I haven't got time

0:27:02.119 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 2>to put I wasn't even ware what's going on. I'm

0:27:03.880 --> 0:27:05.680
<v Speaker 2>in so much pain. I don't have to warn them.

0:27:05.760 --> 0:27:09.760
<v Speaker 2>There's no underways as you take off the jeans. Folks.

0:27:09.760 --> 0:27:11.600
<v Speaker 2>It was a low point Sunday at three o'clock in

0:27:11.640 --> 0:27:14.720
<v Speaker 2>that hospital, as two people having to undress me. I've

0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:17.480
<v Speaker 2>got no underpants on and I'm literally just staring out

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:19.720
<v Speaker 2>the way. But yeah, real high point that.

0:27:20.160 --> 0:27:23.159
<v Speaker 1>Christian Oh Gone All Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

0:27:23.280 --> 0:27:24.199
<v Speaker 1>four point three.

0:27:24.240 --> 0:27:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Who else has been on the Green Whistle? I had

0:27:26.960 --> 0:27:29.760
<v Speaker 2>my first go on it Sunday when I hurt my back,

0:27:29.760 --> 0:27:32.080
<v Speaker 2>which was rubbing off for the last two days. Lis sir,

0:27:32.119 --> 0:27:35.399
<v Speaker 2>good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you? Yeah? I

0:27:35.720 --> 0:27:40.160
<v Speaker 2>getting there, Lisa, So you've also a fellow Green Whistle user.

0:27:40.880 --> 0:27:41.399
<v Speaker 9>Well, I have.

0:27:41.880 --> 0:27:45.359
<v Speaker 10>I am Christian and I was after my son's twenty

0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:49.240
<v Speaker 10>first birthday. Patty and I may have been up drinking

0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:51.440
<v Speaker 10>shots till four o'clock in the morning with the boys.

0:27:52.320 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Right, okay? Is that why you needed the Green Whistle?

0:27:54.359 --> 0:27:56.680
<v Speaker 2>Because for a hangover? Is that we called them?

0:27:57.560 --> 0:28:00.320
<v Speaker 10>No, no, no, nothing as simple as a hang over.

0:28:01.359 --> 0:28:04.840
<v Speaker 10>At five o'clock in the morning, I started to pass

0:28:04.840 --> 0:28:06.280
<v Speaker 10>a kidney stone.

0:28:07.080 --> 0:28:09.400
<v Speaker 2>I've heard about this. Apparently it's agony. I mean, it's

0:28:09.440 --> 0:28:12.560
<v Speaker 2>literally a stone through the eye of the leader. I

0:28:12.560 --> 0:28:13.800
<v Speaker 2>can't even imagine the pain.

0:28:15.119 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 10>We're painful, and I've given birth.

0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:19.080
<v Speaker 2>I was about to say, how compared to childbirth? Is

0:28:19.160 --> 0:28:21.760
<v Speaker 2>it the same? Less? More birth?

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:22.600
<v Speaker 8>A pas cake?

0:28:23.200 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Really?

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:25.639
<v Speaker 2>That is that bad for me?

0:28:25.760 --> 0:28:29.439
<v Speaker 10>It was, yes, But the funny part of this story

0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:33.120
<v Speaker 10>was that because I had about twenty people staying over

0:28:34.880 --> 0:28:38.800
<v Speaker 10>and I was writhing around the floor in pain, telling

0:28:38.840 --> 0:28:42.160
<v Speaker 10>my husband to get it out because it hurts. All

0:28:42.200 --> 0:28:45.640
<v Speaker 10>sorts of thoughts were going through different parents of people's mind.

0:28:46.280 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 10>And when the ambulance did arrive and he gave me

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 10>the green whistle after about five puffs, I turned around

0:28:53.240 --> 0:28:55.160
<v Speaker 10>and said, I love you.

0:28:56.960 --> 0:28:58.200
<v Speaker 2>To your husband or the paramedic.

0:28:59.080 --> 0:29:02.240
<v Speaker 10>Paramedic to see whistle.

0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, I had that feeling as well. It makes

0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:07.200
<v Speaker 2>you love everyone, doesn't it with that green whistle. It's

0:29:07.240 --> 0:29:10.120
<v Speaker 2>quite a way. Carefully say did they take it back

0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>off you after you'd pass the stone?

0:29:13.840 --> 0:29:16.360
<v Speaker 10>I had to go to hospital, actually took me to

0:29:16.440 --> 0:29:22.800
<v Speaker 10>hospital after that, but no I had the whistle I

0:29:22.840 --> 0:29:24.680
<v Speaker 10>think until they put me in the ambulance and then

0:29:24.720 --> 0:29:25.400
<v Speaker 10>that took it from me.

0:29:25.520 --> 0:29:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes, best they take it from us, all right, Lisa,

0:29:27.640 --> 0:29:28.480
<v Speaker 2>thank you very much.

0:29:28.360 --> 0:29:30.520
<v Speaker 11>For jo mate, Thank you very much.

0:29:30.680 --> 0:29:31.080
<v Speaker 5>All right.

0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:36.440
<v Speaker 2>Uh Shane, good morning morning going are we? Yeah? We're

0:29:36.440 --> 0:29:38.560
<v Speaker 2>getting there? Shane. I hope you well this morning. You've

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:40.000
<v Speaker 2>also been on the green whistle.

0:29:41.160 --> 0:29:41.760
<v Speaker 7>I have the.

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:44.360
<v Speaker 12>Same thing as you made or done a low of

0:29:44.480 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 12>that along the work side. Ah, looking up the other

0:29:48.960 --> 0:29:51.880
<v Speaker 12>trailer and stepping out with the trail we hit so

0:29:53.160 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 12>it was summer jack here. I ended up on the

0:29:55.200 --> 0:29:57.120
<v Speaker 12>grain on my hands and laze. You know, I just

0:29:57.160 --> 0:29:57.880
<v Speaker 12>couldn't get up.

0:29:58.040 --> 0:30:01.520
<v Speaker 2>No, it's embarrassing. You literally cannot. Can you show it's horrible.

0:30:02.080 --> 0:30:05.920
<v Speaker 12>Literally couldn't get up the word mate, chucking in the

0:30:05.920 --> 0:30:08.120
<v Speaker 12>back of the Volaris, took it to the medical Heart,

0:30:08.280 --> 0:30:12.560
<v Speaker 12>called the ambulance. Ambulance come out, yes, stut me straight

0:30:12.680 --> 0:30:16.560
<v Speaker 12>on the green whistle and yeah, the bug is stop

0:30:16.600 --> 0:30:22.320
<v Speaker 12>it to the ambulance. They're chucking in there and they

0:30:22.400 --> 0:30:25.800
<v Speaker 12>apparently some of the things I was saying with his

0:30:25.960 --> 0:30:31.720
<v Speaker 12>absolutely ludicrous. But I thought the Russians that sight cameras

0:30:31.760 --> 0:30:39.320
<v Speaker 12>in all the air conditioners around the words se so

0:30:39.520 --> 0:30:41.600
<v Speaker 12>asking for my phone number. I didn't want to give

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:45.320
<v Speaker 12>my phone number there because the Germans as well, they.

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<v Speaker 2>They get together. We're all screw Shane.

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<v Speaker 12>But yeah, but he got back to the hospital, was

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<v Speaker 12>checking on another green whistle because I absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's well, wait you went to the second whistle.

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<v Speaker 2>One whistle was enough for me. You're you're a legend

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<v Speaker 2>of the green whistle.

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<v Speaker 12>But it's not very enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you. I hope you're all okay now, Shane. Listen, Shane,

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<v Speaker 2>We've got to go. We've got the news headlines. But

0:31:17.760 --> 0:31:19.400
<v Speaker 2>thank you very much for give us the cool buddy.

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<v Speaker 12>Thanks guys, have a good day, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, KM news headlines on the way, Simple Minds tickets

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<v Speaker 2>on the way to the.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

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<v Speaker 2>Three, Christian O'Connell's chain weeks of tickets. Sixty million albums

0:31:33.960 --> 0:31:37.880
<v Speaker 2>are five UK number one and the greatest lyric free

0:31:38.000 --> 0:31:45.080
<v Speaker 2>sing along of all time. Simple Mind Live two twenty twenty.

0:31:45.400 --> 0:31:47.440
<v Speaker 2>A Day on the Green Brush, bet Waite's and Mark

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<v Speaker 2>Record Arena, PA.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

0:31:53.040 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 2>As listening to list. Sixty million albums. Man, I'm back

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<v Speaker 2>in the eighties. These big bands shifted some albums. Sixty

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<v Speaker 2>million albums is huge, all right? Simple Mind Today on

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<v Speaker 2>the Green Coming here next year twenty twenty. Rochard Win's

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<v Speaker 2>November the twenty eighth, Margaret Court Arena December, the first

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:14.320
<v Speaker 2>ticket in for if you want to find it more.

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<v Speaker 2>A day on Theegreen dot Com today you but the

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<v Speaker 2>good news is have you day this week? Huggy was

0:32:18.600 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 2>doing it yesterday and Monday. Thank you very much to

0:32:20.400 --> 0:32:23.000
<v Speaker 2>hug you for looking after things. You and three mates

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<v Speaker 2>can go and see Simple Minds Live next year. You're

0:32:26.320 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 2>winning the early tickets. Of course. The biggest song we

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:33.240
<v Speaker 2>just said there in that they'll opener for it as well.

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<v Speaker 2>The third most karaoke song ever, Don't you Forget About Me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's a great start.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's number one. I think it's a Beatles song.

0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:46.680
<v Speaker 2>Not hey, dude, it's I'm pretty sure it's a Beatles song. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll come back, we'll circle back to what is the

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<v Speaker 2>number one song? But number three? Don't you Forget About Me?

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<v Speaker 2>So this quiz that we're doing this week some powerful

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 2>acting for myself Jack and when she decides to come

0:32:57.120 --> 0:33:00.200
<v Speaker 2>back to the show, Patsy, don't you forget about Me?

0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 2>Each morning one of us will become a former megastar,

0:33:04.240 --> 0:33:07.840
<v Speaker 2>reminiscing about their former glory. Have you forgotten about them?

0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:09.640
<v Speaker 2>Who is it this morning?

0:33:09.800 --> 0:33:13.680
<v Speaker 4>I tell you forget about me?

0:33:15.640 --> 0:33:17.320
<v Speaker 2>That's what it's called. I didn't know we needed extra

0:33:17.360 --> 0:33:21.120
<v Speaker 2>production for that. Oh what do you mean? You've forgotten

0:33:21.120 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 2>who I am? I was the star of the nineties.

0:33:27.080 --> 0:33:29.920
<v Speaker 2>It started in nineteen eighty nine. Do you remember my

0:33:30.000 --> 0:33:35.040
<v Speaker 2>beautiful performance on a boat me to weather Australian actors,

0:33:35.280 --> 0:33:37.840
<v Speaker 2>maybe an actress, but it was all about me, the

0:33:37.960 --> 0:33:42.720
<v Speaker 2>wonderful me. And then in nineteen ninety seven I was

0:33:42.760 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 2>on another boats, a bigger boats back when I had hair.

0:33:46.520 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I missed the hair. Cal Hockley, What do

0:33:50.520 --> 0:33:52.360
<v Speaker 2>you mean You've forgotten about me? That was my character

0:33:52.440 --> 0:33:54.360
<v Speaker 2>name in one of the biggest movies of all time

0:33:54.640 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety seven, when I had hair, God, I

0:33:58.320 --> 0:34:03.080
<v Speaker 2>missed my hair? How have you forgotten about him? Who

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:05.640
<v Speaker 2>is he? Don't you forget about me? Who is it?

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<v Speaker 2>This morning? Nine four one four one oh four three?

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<v Speaker 2>I am available for part time acting work.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

0:34:14.600 --> 0:34:18.440
<v Speaker 2>Three, Christian O'Connell's ten weeks of Tickets.

0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:21.799
<v Speaker 1>Sixty million albums are five UK number one and the

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:24.120
<v Speaker 1>coin is lyric free sing along of.

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:27.720
<v Speaker 3>All times Impure.

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<v Speaker 11>Minds Live two twenty twenty, My Day on the Green,

0:34:31.800 --> 0:34:32.839
<v Speaker 11>Rochford Wains.

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:38.080
<v Speaker 2>And Margaret Cord Arena Pleasure, Thank You, Civil Mine's coming

0:34:38.080 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Back down Under next year twenty twenty. You can win

0:34:41.000 --> 0:34:44.120
<v Speaker 2>tickets every singamore this week you and three mates. You

0:34:44.160 --> 0:34:47.479
<v Speaker 2>can go and see the Great Simple Minds live next week.

0:34:48.920 --> 0:34:52.000
<v Speaker 2>We went to week eight on ten weeks of tickets

0:34:52.040 --> 0:34:55.120
<v Speaker 2>Elton John. We've got another load of Elton John tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>That's next week on the show at seven point thirty

0:34:57.680 --> 0:35:00.600
<v Speaker 2>this morning, then and tomorrow and rest this week. Then

0:35:00.600 --> 0:35:04.359
<v Speaker 2>we're playing don't you Forget About Me? Former big megastars

0:35:04.440 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 2>reminiscing about their former glory. Go listen to the clues,

0:35:07.719 --> 0:35:09.239
<v Speaker 2>see if you can guess who it is or have

0:35:09.320 --> 0:35:13.680
<v Speaker 2>you forgotten about them? Oh? What do you mean you've

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:19.640
<v Speaker 2>forgotten who I am? I was the star of the nineties.

0:35:20.120 --> 0:35:23.000
<v Speaker 2>It started in nineteen eighty nine. Do you remember my

0:35:23.000 --> 0:35:28.080
<v Speaker 2>beautiful performance on a boat me to weather Australian actors

0:35:28.320 --> 0:35:30.840
<v Speaker 2>maybe an actress, but it was all about me, the

0:35:30.960 --> 0:35:35.719
<v Speaker 2>wonderful me. And then in nineteen ninety seven I was

0:35:35.800 --> 0:35:39.280
<v Speaker 2>on another boats, a bigger boat. Back when I had hair.

0:35:39.560 --> 0:35:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I missed the hair. Cal Hockley, what do

0:35:43.560 --> 0:35:45.400
<v Speaker 2>you mean you've forgotten about me? That was my character

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:47.400
<v Speaker 2>name in one of the biggest movies of all time

0:35:47.640 --> 0:35:51.279
<v Speaker 2>in nineteen ninety seven, when I had hair. God, I

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:54.279
<v Speaker 2>miss my hair all right? Who do you think it

0:35:54.360 --> 0:35:59.640
<v Speaker 2>is nine one four three, Adam, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 13>Hang up, I believe you've actually picked me.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you threw ticket? Easy, Adam, you get You're good.

0:36:06.840 --> 0:36:09.640
<v Speaker 2>He's got I know he's hung up. Now he's back

0:36:09.680 --> 0:36:10.440
<v Speaker 2>with us. There he is.

0:36:11.200 --> 0:36:14.160
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, sorry, I'm just taking off fans free good man.

0:36:14.200 --> 0:36:16.279
<v Speaker 2>We prefer the personal touch on the show. Adam, word

0:36:16.320 --> 0:36:17.279
<v Speaker 2>and Buddy got through.

0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:19.319
<v Speaker 9>Believe it.

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<v Speaker 14>It's the first time actually rung up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh excellent, we worlder mate you big Simple Minds fan.

0:36:23.760 --> 0:36:26.160
<v Speaker 14>I am my friend put me onto a glittering prize

0:36:26.239 --> 0:36:27.840
<v Speaker 14>years ago and it's one of my favorites. I'm a

0:36:27.840 --> 0:36:28.879
<v Speaker 14>definite eighties fan.

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:32.239
<v Speaker 2>O great album. They were such a great band as well,

0:36:32.400 --> 0:36:34.600
<v Speaker 2>and still very good live as well. All right, so

0:36:34.640 --> 0:36:36.319
<v Speaker 2>we just need the name of the person. Who do

0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:36.920
<v Speaker 2>you think it was?

0:36:37.480 --> 0:36:38.800
<v Speaker 14>It's got to be Billy Zay.

0:36:39.080 --> 0:36:40.279
<v Speaker 2>Great Billy Zay.

0:36:40.960 --> 0:36:42.960
<v Speaker 5>We're here there, Billy in here.

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:47.839
<v Speaker 2>Yep, you won your tickets. Billy Zaye won your tickets.

0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:50.839
<v Speaker 2>Simple Minds. You with three mates, how are you going

0:36:50.880 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 2>to take with you?

0:36:52.040 --> 0:36:54.719
<v Speaker 14>I'm definitely going to take my partner Maz and I've

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:57.080
<v Speaker 14>got to toss up between friends. Belinda and Andrew are

0:36:57.360 --> 0:36:59.960
<v Speaker 14>my two daughters, Indiana and Yasma.

0:37:00.480 --> 0:37:02.399
<v Speaker 2>Hold are the kids. They're getting into eighties music.

0:37:02.440 --> 0:37:05.120
<v Speaker 14>My kids are now, well they are, they're thirteen and eleven,

0:37:05.160 --> 0:37:08.319
<v Speaker 14>and they're always playing ac DC and in excess all

0:37:08.320 --> 0:37:09.440
<v Speaker 14>the things that I listen.

0:37:09.280 --> 0:37:12.280
<v Speaker 2>To what you're bringing them. I'm upright, Adam, well.

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<v Speaker 14>Done, Yes I am, thank you very much.

0:37:14.239 --> 0:37:16.640
<v Speaker 2>All right, buddy, we listen. Well done. Twelve bunks from

0:37:16.640 --> 0:37:18.280
<v Speaker 2>now enjoy simple minds.

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:20.640
<v Speaker 14>Can't wait. Thanks guys, and I love the show all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Thank you very much, Adam. Amazing production as well.

0:37:24.120 --> 0:37:25.760
<v Speaker 2>I can tell that I've been off for two days.

0:37:25.840 --> 0:37:28.680
<v Speaker 2>This is this must have taken my hours. I mean,

0:37:28.920 --> 0:37:29.960
<v Speaker 2>thank you for making this.

0:37:30.520 --> 0:37:32.600
<v Speaker 5>We'll here there, Billy is in here.

0:37:33.800 --> 0:37:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, we'll see you next year at the Radio Awards.

0:37:37.719 --> 0:37:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Wait when somebody wins the prize, don't you want a

0:37:39.920 --> 0:37:40.640
<v Speaker 3>bit more like.

0:37:42.040 --> 0:37:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Even boor Biddy's ains bored by it?

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:46.080
<v Speaker 5>We'll here there, Billy.

0:37:48.800 --> 0:37:51.280
<v Speaker 2>Should we have that as a winner's stab for the competition?

0:37:51.440 --> 0:37:54.279
<v Speaker 2>All this week? No matter who it is? Well, now

0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:56.840
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't great Billy's ain star of first, of course,

0:37:56.840 --> 0:38:00.799
<v Speaker 2>with Nicole Kidman and Sam Neil in Dead Calm, and

0:38:00.840 --> 0:38:02.120
<v Speaker 2>then Titanic.

0:38:02.080 --> 0:38:04.360
<v Speaker 5>We'll here there, Billy is in here.

0:38:05.800 --> 0:38:08.680
<v Speaker 2>More chancewers tomorrow morning. I Stuid just points out it

0:38:08.680 --> 0:38:11.120
<v Speaker 2>won't be Billy saying tomorrow, but whoever it is, you

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:13.240
<v Speaker 2>will hear this as the winner's stamp.

0:38:13.800 --> 0:38:15.879
<v Speaker 5>We'll here there, Billy is here.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh the show is back, My friends, are you've missed us?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

0:38:25.960 --> 0:38:26.600
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:38:26.640 --> 0:38:28.840
<v Speaker 2>I just want to say a few words. I wouldn't

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 2>now normally do this because talking about radio ratings is

0:38:31.680 --> 0:38:33.920
<v Speaker 2>really boring and if you're listening to a show, you

0:38:33.920 --> 0:38:35.839
<v Speaker 2>don't really need to be hit over the head when

0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 2>they've gone up. And also radio stations are terrible letting

0:38:38.600 --> 0:38:41.160
<v Speaker 2>you know when it's gone down. You don't hear jingles going.

0:38:41.200 --> 0:38:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Thanks to you, we're now the fourth most popular breakfast

0:38:43.920 --> 0:38:47.160
<v Speaker 2>show in Melbourne. Actually, we should start making those because

0:38:47.160 --> 0:38:48.560
<v Speaker 2>I think that'd be a hell of a lot funny

0:38:48.560 --> 0:38:51.880
<v Speaker 2>than those awful ones that go we're number one, We're amazing.

0:38:52.080 --> 0:38:54.399
<v Speaker 2>But yesterday the ratings did come out, and I'm aware

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I've been doing radio very long. Time ratings go up,

0:38:57.360 --> 0:38:59.239
<v Speaker 2>they can keep going out, or they can go down

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:01.520
<v Speaker 2>or they can go ways. The only reason I'm even

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:03.839
<v Speaker 2>saying anything about is because yesterday we went to number one.

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 2>This show is only sixteen months old. This is show

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:09.640
<v Speaker 2>number three hundred and one for us. And quite a

0:39:09.680 --> 0:39:11.520
<v Speaker 2>few of you have seen some of the articles that

0:39:11.560 --> 0:39:13.439
<v Speaker 2>came up yesterday online and in the papers that I've

0:39:13.440 --> 0:39:15.839
<v Speaker 2>been sending nice messages. So I just want to say,

0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:19.080
<v Speaker 2>on behalf of my family and me, Jack and Pats

0:39:19.080 --> 0:39:21.080
<v Speaker 2>and everyone who works on the show, and the management

0:39:21.120 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 2>here as well, thank you. I have nothing but deep

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:26.200
<v Speaker 2>gratitude to do what I did in the UK and

0:39:26.200 --> 0:39:28.600
<v Speaker 2>British Radio Idea achieved all I want to do. Then

0:39:28.680 --> 0:39:30.200
<v Speaker 2>I was very lucky, but the one thing I always

0:39:30.239 --> 0:39:32.560
<v Speaker 2>really want to do next was to come to Australia

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:34.239
<v Speaker 2>and see if I could do radio over here. And

0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:36.440
<v Speaker 2>the fact that it's got to number one, Jack and

0:39:36.440 --> 0:39:38.640
<v Speaker 2>I today was still saying we were a bit kind

0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:42.160
<v Speaker 2>of overwhelmed and stunned and surprised. Really yeah, I mean

0:39:42.160 --> 0:39:43.600
<v Speaker 2>we shouldn't be saying that we should be going this

0:39:43.680 --> 0:39:46.280
<v Speaker 2>makes sense, but it makes no sense. We've already demanded

0:39:46.320 --> 0:39:48.719
<v Speaker 2>a recount, and I'm sure in five weeks time we

0:39:48.800 --> 0:39:50.759
<v Speaker 2>back down to number six. Or seven. I'm very happy

0:39:50.800 --> 0:39:52.640
<v Speaker 2>there too, But for now, I just want to say

0:39:52.640 --> 0:39:55.000
<v Speaker 2>a really big thank you, not just about getting to

0:39:55.040 --> 0:39:57.399
<v Speaker 2>number one. I'm sure maybe we'll be number one again.

0:39:57.440 --> 0:39:59.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll never say thank you for getting to the

0:39:59.080 --> 0:40:01.359
<v Speaker 2>number one again, that's fine, But the fact of how

0:40:01.400 --> 0:40:03.480
<v Speaker 2>you've taken me on this show, to your heart and

0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:05.600
<v Speaker 2>given it a go that means the world to me.

0:40:05.680 --> 0:40:07.920
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm really saying thank you about. So coming

0:40:08.000 --> 0:40:09.800
<v Speaker 2>up next, please you don't need to call in, you

0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:12.560
<v Speaker 2>don't need any messages. Not looking for pats on the bank.

0:40:12.560 --> 0:40:13.960
<v Speaker 2>I've had enough of those. And I was twenty four

0:40:13.960 --> 0:40:15.520
<v Speaker 2>hours and people I've never heard of, so I've got

0:40:15.560 --> 0:40:18.319
<v Speaker 2>his sixteen months ago. Now everyone's my friend, but I

0:40:18.360 --> 0:40:20.319
<v Speaker 2>just want to say thank you very much. It really

0:40:20.320 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 2>does mean the world. Coming up next, we crack on

0:40:23.280 --> 0:40:25.719
<v Speaker 2>with a show attacked by furniture, The.

0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:29.759
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

0:40:30.000 --> 0:40:34.120
<v Speaker 2>Yesterday it was my weekly phone call Skype with my

0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:38.439
<v Speaker 2>mum and I said, hey, Mom, it's incredible. The show

0:40:38.520 --> 0:40:42.280
<v Speaker 2>has got to number one and it's been sixteen months

0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:44.520
<v Speaker 2>and I don't know what it is about sometimes, but

0:40:44.640 --> 0:40:47.319
<v Speaker 2>your parents. You never quite know what reaction they're going

0:40:47.360 --> 0:40:50.920
<v Speaker 2>to give you ever, right, I remember my dad's never

0:40:50.920 --> 0:40:52.520
<v Speaker 2>seen me do stand up and I did a show

0:40:52.560 --> 0:40:54.359
<v Speaker 2>once and there was three and a half thousand people there.

0:40:54.480 --> 0:40:57.200
<v Speaker 2>It was a place called the London Palladium. And didn't

0:40:57.200 --> 0:41:00.120
<v Speaker 2>even know my dad came along. Two weeks after it.

0:41:00.360 --> 0:41:01.920
<v Speaker 2>We're having a phone call and he goes, oh, by

0:41:01.960 --> 0:41:05.560
<v Speaker 2>the way, was that that show?

0:41:06.520 --> 0:41:09.080
<v Speaker 3>You didn't want to say anything, right.

0:41:09.000 --> 0:41:12.799
<v Speaker 2>And you were there two weeks ago. You so we

0:41:12.800 --> 0:41:14.040
<v Speaker 2>do stand up the first time in front of three

0:41:14.080 --> 0:41:16.759
<v Speaker 2>thousand a wee week and go, god, that's incredible. Say yeah,

0:41:16.760 --> 0:41:18.600
<v Speaker 2>there's loads of people there. We could have gone for

0:41:18.600 --> 0:41:21.239
<v Speaker 2>a drink afterwards, and he went, yeah, there were a

0:41:21.239 --> 0:41:23.120
<v Speaker 2>few empty seats in the back though. That's all he

0:41:23.200 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 2>had to say. So I haven't even told my dad

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:27.160
<v Speaker 2>yet the news. But anyway, yesterday I told my mom,

0:41:27.480 --> 0:41:28.840
<v Speaker 2>sort of not knowing what I'm going to get, and

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 2>she went, oh, I didn't think that would happen. I went, oh, no,

0:41:33.719 --> 0:41:35.560
<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm surprised too. You know, it was never

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:37.239
<v Speaker 2>the goal to come here and get to number one,

0:41:37.280 --> 0:41:39.320
<v Speaker 2>and I never thought it happened. And she goes, I

0:41:39.400 --> 0:41:41.239
<v Speaker 2>didn't say anything, but I used to go online every

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:43.200
<v Speaker 2>day and read the comments that people were saying about

0:41:43.239 --> 0:41:46.319
<v Speaker 2>you when you first started, and oh, you mustn't do that, Mom,

0:41:46.400 --> 0:41:48.520
<v Speaker 2>You're only going to get upset. And that's what people

0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:50.720
<v Speaker 2>were saying. They were just angering them. People don't like change.

0:41:50.719 --> 0:41:53.040
<v Speaker 2>I get that, it doesn't matter. I've never read anything

0:41:53.040 --> 0:41:54.960
<v Speaker 2>like that. Mummy, you don't need to worry. But then

0:41:55.000 --> 0:41:58.720
<v Speaker 2>she started to recite some of them that she'd obviously remembered.

0:41:58.719 --> 0:42:00.360
<v Speaker 2>It was that my mom doing mean to to me

0:42:00.400 --> 0:42:02.759
<v Speaker 2>have the phone? Wak can we just get back on

0:42:03.400 --> 0:42:05.719
<v Speaker 2>celebrating this? Why we got to go back sixteen months?

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:07.000
<v Speaker 2>I got, hang on it. What's that the one you

0:42:07.000 --> 0:42:09.399
<v Speaker 2>said to What did they say about me? Who's the name?

0:42:09.400 --> 0:42:11.640
<v Speaker 2>We're going to track them down? And then what were

0:42:11.680 --> 0:42:13.480
<v Speaker 2>your parents? Must be very proud of you.

0:42:13.560 --> 0:42:15.560
<v Speaker 3>I had a very similar low reception.

0:42:15.800 --> 0:42:18.640
<v Speaker 2>So when I started reading out mean tweets.

0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:21.760
<v Speaker 3>We have a family group that we can a messenger

0:42:21.800 --> 0:42:24.560
<v Speaker 3>group that we do WhatsApp well like what'sapp so on there,

0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:28.280
<v Speaker 3>I said, guys, Christian O'Connor breakfast shows at number one, exclamation.

0:42:27.920 --> 0:42:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Mode for doing full branding as well.

0:42:30.000 --> 0:42:33.319
<v Speaker 3>Mom gave me the handclap emoji, and my dad gave

0:42:33.360 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 3>me a thumbs up and then said, do you get

0:42:34.920 --> 0:42:35.480
<v Speaker 3>a bonus?

0:42:35.920 --> 0:42:38.279
<v Speaker 2>And then that's such a dad thing, isn't It's all

0:42:38.320 --> 0:42:39.160
<v Speaker 2>about the pay packet.

0:42:39.239 --> 0:42:40.960
<v Speaker 3>So I'm waiting for more than half of my family

0:42:41.000 --> 0:42:44.399
<v Speaker 3>to write back and congratulate me. That was at nine

0:42:44.480 --> 0:42:47.479
<v Speaker 3>eighteen am yesterday. At nine point thirty three, Mom sends

0:42:47.560 --> 0:42:50.600
<v Speaker 3>this to the family group. Hey, my new plant has

0:42:50.640 --> 0:42:53.960
<v Speaker 3>a new leaf on it. And then everybody starts writing

0:42:54.040 --> 0:42:56.120
<v Speaker 3>back about the new plant. Oh my god, the leaf

0:42:56.160 --> 0:42:58.799
<v Speaker 3>is coming out red, but the others are green. Yes, Mum,

0:42:58.880 --> 0:43:02.280
<v Speaker 3>ripe back, yes, turn grain when it unfurls. The plan

0:43:02.400 --> 0:43:06.080
<v Speaker 3>went off and then quickly the number one breakfast show is.

0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:08.400
<v Speaker 2>For steph apparates. What is it about it? As adults?

0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:10.759
<v Speaker 2>We still are those ten year olds? Aren't they part

0:43:10.760 --> 0:43:12.959
<v Speaker 2>of us that still wants that approval? For Mom and Dad.

0:43:13.080 --> 0:43:15.279
<v Speaker 2>I've done this painting. It's still that, isn't it? But

0:43:15.320 --> 0:43:17.400
<v Speaker 2>as grown ups? All right? So the reason I've been

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:18.960
<v Speaker 2>off for the last two days is I was lifting

0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:22.400
<v Speaker 2>the couch Sunday morning after the party and I knackered

0:43:22.440 --> 0:43:24.680
<v Speaker 2>my back. I think that's the Latin sort of medical

0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 2>term for him knackering my back. I was attacked by

0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 2>my couch. So this morning we want your calls on

0:43:29.800 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 2>nine four one four, one oh four to three. Attacked

0:43:33.320 --> 0:43:37.360
<v Speaker 2>by furniture? What piece of furniture has attacked and injured

0:43:37.400 --> 0:43:41.600
<v Speaker 2>you somehow? Like the sofa injuring me? One oh four

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:43.920
<v Speaker 2>three attacked by furniture.

0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:47.319
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

0:43:47.360 --> 0:43:48.040
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:43:48.200 --> 0:43:51.520
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been attacked by furniture? That's what happened

0:43:51.560 --> 0:43:53.200
<v Speaker 2>the fate that happened to me on Sunday, which is

0:43:53.200 --> 0:43:55.319
<v Speaker 2>why I wasn't with you yesterday and Monday went to

0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:57.560
<v Speaker 2>lift a couch. I don't know if the hangover had

0:43:57.560 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 2>anything to do with it. I don't think the best

0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:02.320
<v Speaker 2>thing to do your body beforehand is drinking at a booze.

0:44:02.800 --> 0:44:04.440
<v Speaker 2>But I pinged my back. I don't know what I've

0:44:04.480 --> 0:44:07.520
<v Speaker 2>done to it, but ligament and some bulge disc is

0:44:07.520 --> 0:44:10.200
<v Speaker 2>the technical term. I was attacked by the couch.

0:44:10.080 --> 0:44:11.400
<v Speaker 3>Were you're trying to bend from the knees.

0:44:11.520 --> 0:44:14.280
<v Speaker 2>Everyone knows it's not you know, You're just a bad form,

0:44:14.360 --> 0:44:16.799
<v Speaker 2>isn't it. You know? You just think I just shit

0:44:16.880 --> 0:44:18.600
<v Speaker 2>I'll just shift it over there and just want to

0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:21.200
<v Speaker 2>get it done quickly. It's Sunday morning, and my wife

0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:23.520
<v Speaker 2>went old, just quickly before you have a bacon sandwich,

0:44:23.880 --> 0:44:24.720
<v Speaker 2>just move the couch.

0:44:27.320 --> 0:44:28.799
<v Speaker 3>And why were you trying to move the couch? I

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:31.359
<v Speaker 3>saw the state of the floor the next morning after

0:44:31.400 --> 0:44:33.920
<v Speaker 3>the did like after the dance floor had been there

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.200
<v Speaker 3>all night and it was so messy. There's no way.

0:44:36.520 --> 0:44:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, is this some sort of interior maker.

0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:40.799
<v Speaker 3>I just don't know why you Why are you trying

0:44:40.800 --> 0:44:42.800
<v Speaker 3>to move the couch back before you've cleaned the floor.

0:44:43.560 --> 0:44:45.200
<v Speaker 2>That is a really good point. I can't read my wife.

0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Are you just doing one of those things where you

0:44:47.600 --> 0:44:51.000
<v Speaker 3>like if I put the couch over it?

0:44:50.480 --> 0:44:53.400
<v Speaker 2>No clear half the mess moving the couch on it?

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:53.920
<v Speaker 5>All right?

0:44:53.960 --> 0:44:56.880
<v Speaker 2>So have you been attacked by furniture this morning? On

0:44:56.960 --> 0:44:59.000
<v Speaker 2>the phones? Give us a call nine four one four

0:44:59.320 --> 0:45:01.799
<v Speaker 2>one oh four three. Come on ere and tell us

0:45:01.800 --> 0:45:05.320
<v Speaker 2>the item of furniture and what happened? Catherine, Good morning.

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:10.399
<v Speaker 15>Good morning. I was attacked by a dishwasher.

0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:11.280
<v Speaker 2>What happened?

0:45:13.120 --> 0:45:16.320
<v Speaker 15>I was walking barefoot in the kitchen and I must

0:45:16.320 --> 0:45:19.399
<v Speaker 15>have the door open, kicked it and then I left

0:45:19.440 --> 0:45:21.759
<v Speaker 15>a blood trail down the hallway that I wasn't aware of.

0:45:21.920 --> 0:45:23.919
<v Speaker 15>And I came back and my little voice said what's

0:45:23.960 --> 0:45:26.640
<v Speaker 15>done on your toe? And I'd had jam on my

0:45:26.680 --> 0:45:29.360
<v Speaker 15>crumpet and I said, I think it's jam and he

0:45:29.440 --> 0:45:32.239
<v Speaker 15>said numb, that's blood. I went, oh, and there was

0:45:32.320 --> 0:45:33.640
<v Speaker 15>blood pulling under my foot.

0:45:34.560 --> 0:45:36.520
<v Speaker 2>So what you didn't cut your foot or your shin

0:45:36.600 --> 0:45:36.880
<v Speaker 2>on it?

0:45:37.800 --> 0:45:40.560
<v Speaker 15>My toe? I kicked it, and you know when you

0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 15>hear that little cartilage pop, I thought, did I break it?

0:45:42.800 --> 0:45:46.080
<v Speaker 15>And I know that's right? And then I realized I

0:45:46.280 --> 0:45:50.080
<v Speaker 15>split it right across the top my middle toe the now.

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:53.880
<v Speaker 3>But how can it not be? The toes are so painful?

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:55.920
<v Speaker 3>How can you not have noticed? You did it?

0:45:56.160 --> 0:45:57.920
<v Speaker 11>Oh?

0:46:01.400 --> 0:46:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Say you go? If you popped out? Four kids stubborn,

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:05.920
<v Speaker 2>a little tone, a little bit of blood and Clara

0:46:06.040 --> 0:46:08.000
<v Speaker 2>everywhere is nothing.

0:46:09.360 --> 0:46:12.200
<v Speaker 15>Nothing. And then my husband took my kids to older

0:46:12.239 --> 0:46:14.680
<v Speaker 15>kids to the bus and then I was working blood

0:46:14.719 --> 0:46:16.480
<v Speaker 15>up off the floor and I just wrapped it up,

0:46:16.880 --> 0:46:19.520
<v Speaker 15>went to my third day of the new jobs and

0:46:19.680 --> 0:46:20.520
<v Speaker 15>just sucked it up.

0:46:23.920 --> 0:46:25.759
<v Speaker 3>That sounded like a small dig it Christian there that

0:46:25.800 --> 0:46:26.760
<v Speaker 3>he did.

0:46:27.320 --> 0:46:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I felt that, mate, I felt that, And they're just

0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:31.439
<v Speaker 2>give me a little. You know, you should just put towel

0:46:31.440 --> 0:46:32.640
<v Speaker 2>around and come into work.

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:37.359
<v Speaker 15>I'm sorry, but when you're attempt you don't get paid

0:46:37.360 --> 0:46:38.239
<v Speaker 15>if you don't go to work.

0:46:38.320 --> 0:46:40.480
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm a temp heeris is the day time show?

0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:46.600
<v Speaker 2>The time? All right, Catherine, thank you very much, You're cool,

0:46:47.200 --> 0:46:49.960
<v Speaker 2>thank you, thank you. All right, Jack, Let's keep a file. Then,

0:46:50.040 --> 0:46:52.840
<v Speaker 2>let's keep a document now of items that have injured us. Okay,

0:46:52.920 --> 0:46:55.640
<v Speaker 2>so I've got the couch Katherine there with the dishwasher.

0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:58.600
<v Speaker 2>Hard called Katherine. Let's corn her. Let's go to David. Now,

0:46:58.640 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 2>Good morning, David, Good morning, Hey buddy, thanks for going

0:47:02.640 --> 0:47:04.960
<v Speaker 2>the show. David, welcome to the show. And what I

0:47:05.080 --> 0:47:07.600
<v Speaker 2>to have furniture attacked you? Well?

0:47:07.880 --> 0:47:08.880
<v Speaker 13>Washing machine?

0:47:09.040 --> 0:47:10.480
<v Speaker 2>The washing machine? What did they do to you?

0:47:11.520 --> 0:47:14.040
<v Speaker 13>Once upon a time, I was an appliance repairment, so

0:47:14.120 --> 0:47:17.600
<v Speaker 13>I was actually fixting a washing machine. The top section

0:47:17.640 --> 0:47:19.680
<v Speaker 13>of it was held on with a couple of big

0:47:19.719 --> 0:47:23.360
<v Speaker 13>spring clips, and I was putting it back together and

0:47:23.400 --> 0:47:24.879
<v Speaker 13>you've got to put a fair bit of weight onto

0:47:24.920 --> 0:47:26.600
<v Speaker 13>it to push these clips back in the place.

0:47:26.719 --> 0:47:27.920
<v Speaker 6>And I was.

0:47:27.840 --> 0:47:30.440
<v Speaker 13>Wearing footy shorts at the time, and both pieces of

0:47:30.960 --> 0:47:33.439
<v Speaker 13>manhood got caught inched in the lid.

0:47:33.640 --> 0:47:39.560
<v Speaker 2>What Yeah, put it on a rint cycle, the old

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:40.359
<v Speaker 2>long one as well.

0:47:41.760 --> 0:47:47.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, wearings while you're you are asking for trouble if

0:47:47.160 --> 0:47:49.440
<v Speaker 3>something's going to get track caught somewhere.

0:47:50.080 --> 0:47:52.840
<v Speaker 13>Ended up at the hospital to make sure everything was

0:47:52.840 --> 0:47:54.400
<v Speaker 13>all right because there was a fair bit of blood

0:47:54.440 --> 0:47:56.600
<v Speaker 13>and other guy at every nurse in the hospital come

0:47:56.640 --> 0:47:57.120
<v Speaker 13>to have a look.

0:47:57.320 --> 0:48:00.279
<v Speaker 2>What's the line in they're selling about Mary us on

0:48:00.320 --> 0:48:05.080
<v Speaker 2>the crash cart. We're gonna be Yeah, in my mind,

0:48:05.120 --> 0:48:07.120
<v Speaker 2>this is only funny if they will you into the

0:48:07.120 --> 0:48:10.120
<v Speaker 2>emotion when you still got the washing machine attached to you.

0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:14.920
<v Speaker 2>It's that you're wearing it like a contraceptive, wouldn't it?

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:17.440
<v Speaker 2>All right? David, thank you very much, you cal mate.

0:48:17.480 --> 0:48:18.000
<v Speaker 2>That's a great one.

0:48:18.280 --> 0:48:18.840
<v Speaker 13>Thanks Christian.

0:48:18.880 --> 0:48:22.920
<v Speaker 2>All right, cheers mate. Ben. Good morning, Ben, Good morning,

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:25.680
<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Ben. Welcome to the show. What I tom

0:48:25.680 --> 0:48:27.000
<v Speaker 2>My furniture attacked you?

0:48:27.680 --> 0:48:29.439
<v Speaker 8>It was my younger son's high chair.

0:48:29.719 --> 0:48:32.439
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, those areas of things, those high chairs. Yeah,

0:48:32.680 --> 0:48:34.040
<v Speaker 2>your fingers called what happened?

0:48:34.600 --> 0:48:36.800
<v Speaker 8>Yes, no, well, we'll playing a game. When I was

0:48:36.840 --> 0:48:38.800
<v Speaker 8>running through the house and as I've turned the corner,

0:48:39.280 --> 0:48:41.560
<v Speaker 8>the chair has jumped out at me. It's hit my

0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:45.040
<v Speaker 8>toe and it snapped the bone in my little toe.

0:48:45.080 --> 0:48:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Ah god, there's two little toes been wiped out in

0:48:47.840 --> 0:48:50.040
<v Speaker 2>the house. It must have been agony.

0:48:50.600 --> 0:48:52.200
<v Speaker 8>It was, and my son felt like he won.

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:56.200
<v Speaker 2>All right, Ben, thank you very much. She called, good on.

0:48:56.280 --> 0:48:57.000
<v Speaker 2>You have a good day.

0:48:57.280 --> 0:48:58.040
<v Speaker 8>Thank you you too.

0:48:58.440 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 2>All right, So we've got high chair washing machines, dishwashers.

0:49:01.760 --> 0:49:04.080
<v Speaker 2>What else have we got then? What item of furniture

0:49:04.120 --> 0:49:05.879
<v Speaker 2>in the house or anywhere have you been attacked by?

0:49:07.120 --> 0:49:08.840
<v Speaker 2>One four three Christian?

0:49:08.880 --> 0:49:11.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh God? All breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one o four

0:49:11.920 --> 0:49:12.520
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:49:12.560 --> 0:49:14.160
<v Speaker 2>All right, So I wasn't here the last two days.

0:49:14.160 --> 0:49:15.759
<v Speaker 2>I've done my back some and do the ligaments and

0:49:15.800 --> 0:49:17.600
<v Speaker 2>a bulged disk, and I did it by trying to

0:49:17.640 --> 0:49:20.280
<v Speaker 2>lift a couch Sunday morning. When have you been attacked

0:49:20.320 --> 0:49:23.600
<v Speaker 2>by furniture? Nine four one four one o four three.

0:49:24.080 --> 0:49:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Jeff. Good morning, Jeff. Hello, yep, Jeff,

0:49:29.160 --> 0:49:30.160
<v Speaker 2>this is Jeff.

0:49:31.080 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 9>Yeah, man, I was. I was standing on the bed

0:49:33.760 --> 0:49:36.600
<v Speaker 9>showing my girlfriend how my great six underpants still fitted.

0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 9>And I was trying to make a bit of a

0:49:39.719 --> 0:49:41.759
<v Speaker 9>bit more room in there with, you know, with my

0:49:41.800 --> 0:49:44.439
<v Speaker 9>fists and my hand down. Then I stretched and they ripped,

0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:47.680
<v Speaker 9>and I find myself in the door and backward somersaulted

0:49:47.800 --> 0:49:49.879
<v Speaker 9>into the Queen Anne Wardrove at the end of the bed.

0:49:50.200 --> 0:49:53.239
<v Speaker 2>That's incredible. I mean, I think Team Australia needs you

0:49:53.280 --> 0:49:54.359
<v Speaker 2>for the Olympics next year.

0:49:54.560 --> 0:49:58.560
<v Speaker 9>That kills still laughing. Jessy rang Triple J straight away

0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:00.080
<v Speaker 9>and reported it.

0:50:00.480 --> 0:50:02.560
<v Speaker 2>I think triple zero is a number you're supposed to

0:50:02.560 --> 0:50:04.439
<v Speaker 2>call me. Are going to play you an indie song?

0:50:08.760 --> 0:50:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Triple J.

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:14.000
<v Speaker 3>I have an emergency, Jeff, Like.

0:50:18.760 --> 0:50:24.080
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, made our morning. It made our morning, Jeff. That

0:50:24.200 --> 0:50:26.239
<v Speaker 2>was a great story already, with a nice bit there

0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:28.040
<v Speaker 2>at the end. I love that, the thought of injuring

0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:29.160
<v Speaker 2>yourself and calling triple J.

0:50:30.719 --> 0:50:32.719
<v Speaker 9>They loved it. I liked it just as much as

0:50:32.719 --> 0:50:33.400
<v Speaker 9>you did.

0:50:33.719 --> 0:50:37.960
<v Speaker 2>All right, take care, Jeff. That actually cool, buddy. Thank you, Glenda,

0:50:38.120 --> 0:50:42.880
<v Speaker 2>good morning. What's going on? She called triple J?

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:43.239
<v Speaker 13>Is she?

0:50:43.840 --> 0:50:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Glenda? Yes, that's dramatic, Paul said, Glenda. Welcome to the show.

0:50:50.440 --> 0:50:51.480
<v Speaker 11>Thank you, Christian.

0:50:51.600 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 2>All right now, Glenda, congratulations, that's you. Thank you very much, Glenda,

0:50:55.120 --> 0:50:56.960
<v Speaker 2>and just thanks for listening to the show. Glenda, tell

0:50:57.040 --> 0:50:59.000
<v Speaker 2>us about the bit of furniture you're attacked by.

0:51:00.239 --> 0:51:02.520
<v Speaker 11>Well, I was a very young first year out teacher

0:51:03.239 --> 0:51:06.280
<v Speaker 11>and I was working in a classroom with a mobile

0:51:06.600 --> 0:51:10.680
<v Speaker 11>blackboard or a blackboard on an easel. I was writing

0:51:10.719 --> 0:51:15.120
<v Speaker 11>on the blackboard and somehow it came the blackboard fell

0:51:15.160 --> 0:51:18.080
<v Speaker 11>off the easel and onto my head, and I was

0:51:18.160 --> 0:51:21.319
<v Speaker 11>pinned between the with the blackboard stuck on my head

0:51:21.600 --> 0:51:25.080
<v Speaker 11>with a group of very raw, young seven year seven

0:51:25.160 --> 0:51:29.840
<v Speaker 11>children all coming, are you okay? Miss? Are you okay? Miss?

0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:32.359
<v Speaker 11>While the blackboard is still stuck on my head, I'm

0:51:32.400 --> 0:51:35.839
<v Speaker 11>supporting it, and I said, I'm okay, but go next

0:51:35.840 --> 0:51:37.840
<v Speaker 11>door and get another teacher to help me get the

0:51:37.880 --> 0:51:38.919
<v Speaker 11>blackboard off my head.

0:51:40.280 --> 0:51:43.120
<v Speaker 2>You poor thing. I mean. Also, kids are just merciless.

0:51:43.120 --> 0:51:44.279
<v Speaker 2>So that was it for the rest of your time

0:51:44.320 --> 0:51:44.920
<v Speaker 2>at that school.

0:51:44.960 --> 0:51:49.960
<v Speaker 11>No? No, they were absolutely distraught for me and very concerned.

0:51:50.239 --> 0:51:52.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but you had no initiative to get up and

0:51:52.400 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 3>like help you push the blackboard?

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<v Speaker 11>No, no, no, no, just are you okayre?

0:51:56.520 --> 0:51:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Are you out of pra This is a very rare school.

0:51:58.719 --> 0:52:01.040
<v Speaker 2>This is like no school heard of in Glinda. Well,

0:52:01.080 --> 0:52:04.840
<v Speaker 2>were you at Hogwarts Academy or something? No?

0:52:04.840 --> 0:52:07.279
<v Speaker 11>Now, I was just at Single High school back in

0:52:07.320 --> 0:52:10.239
<v Speaker 11>those days. So yeah, about forty five years ago.

0:52:10.400 --> 0:52:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, you're right.

0:52:11.160 --> 0:52:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Actually my school it would have been like our teacher's

0:52:13.280 --> 0:52:15.160
<v Speaker 3>got a blackboarpin to her head. We get the day

0:52:15.200 --> 0:52:15.760
<v Speaker 3>off by.

0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:18.280
<v Speaker 2>Noday.

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<v Speaker 11>As I said, a very young, very raw yeth sevens

0:52:21.200 --> 0:52:22.080
<v Speaker 11>and they were in shock.

0:52:22.160 --> 0:52:24.960
<v Speaker 2>I think, very raw. Yeah, very raw. We all remember

0:52:24.960 --> 0:52:29.080
<v Speaker 2>those raw days. Huh, Glenda, thank you very much. A

0:52:29.160 --> 0:52:30.000
<v Speaker 2>cool you have a good day.

0:52:30.680 --> 0:52:31.440
<v Speaker 11>Thanks Christians.

0:52:31.520 --> 0:52:33.080
<v Speaker 2>That's very much Glenda. She's still raw.

0:52:33.400 --> 0:52:36.919
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one oh four

0:52:37.000 --> 0:52:37.680
<v Speaker 1>w three.

0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes you go for coffee somewhere, you know, Melbourne's got

0:52:39.880 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 2>some amazing coffee places, right, and there's nothing worse. We

0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:44.560
<v Speaker 2>had one the other day. My wife and I went

0:52:44.600 --> 0:52:46.879
<v Speaker 2>out Friday just for a little brunch. There was that

0:52:46.960 --> 0:52:49.520
<v Speaker 2>new mum and the kid was maybe about four or

0:52:49.520 --> 0:52:52.880
<v Speaker 2>five years old where they commentate very loudly about what

0:52:52.960 --> 0:52:54.239
<v Speaker 2>the kid and them were doing.

0:52:54.080 --> 0:52:55.840
<v Speaker 3>What to address his behavior?

0:52:55.960 --> 0:53:00.040
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, not not bad, just everything. They think. The

0:53:00.320 --> 0:53:02.760
<v Speaker 2>first people in the world to ever have a child

0:53:02.840 --> 0:53:05.120
<v Speaker 2>out in public. Oh and you, oh, and you want

0:53:05.160 --> 0:53:08.640
<v Speaker 2>to pick up the grill And they're commentating out loud,

0:53:08.680 --> 0:53:11.360
<v Speaker 2>giving everyone a commentary of what's going on. Well, you

0:53:11.360 --> 0:53:13.680
<v Speaker 2>know those all coffee shops where you're all crammed too

0:53:13.680 --> 0:53:14.120
<v Speaker 2>close to you.

0:53:14.200 --> 0:53:17.560
<v Speaker 3>Now they want to far more tables than they have spaced.

0:53:17.200 --> 0:53:20.560
<v Speaker 2>And you can't get it out of your head that

0:53:20.840 --> 0:53:25.480
<v Speaker 2>oh and lovely flower, their daisy. This was going on

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:27.360
<v Speaker 2>the whole time. And then the other worst thing is

0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:30.399
<v Speaker 2>when you hear someone yelling at their kid. Normally kids

0:53:30.400 --> 0:53:33.440
<v Speaker 2>that have terrible names behave very badly. You know me

0:53:33.480 --> 0:53:35.680
<v Speaker 2>in the supermarket here someone being yelling at someone called

0:53:36.040 --> 0:53:40.080
<v Speaker 2>char They've just released today the worst baby names in

0:53:40.120 --> 0:53:43.399
<v Speaker 2>this country of this year of twenty nineteen. Some of these,

0:53:43.480 --> 0:53:46.040
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's a form of child abuse. Would you

0:53:46.120 --> 0:53:47.800
<v Speaker 2>call a baby girl shy?

0:53:49.320 --> 0:53:51.200
<v Speaker 3>It's not terrible. I actually thought they were going to

0:53:51.200 --> 0:53:51.520
<v Speaker 3>be bad.

0:53:51.719 --> 0:53:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Mattew, Mattel.

0:53:53.000 --> 0:53:56.120
<v Speaker 3>These are the babies tell what like the board game manufacturer.

0:53:55.640 --> 0:54:00.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and the toy manufacturer Mattel. Since thea sincere, it

0:54:00.280 --> 0:54:04.359
<v Speaker 2>just sounds it's a terrible one as well.

0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Don't you feel sorry for these families if they pick

0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:10.040
<v Speaker 3>up the newspaper and start to read that their names.

0:54:10.080 --> 0:54:12.799
<v Speaker 2>Because you had plenty of time, my wife and I

0:54:12.920 --> 0:54:15.360
<v Speaker 2>you got nine months the babies growing in there to

0:54:15.520 --> 0:54:18.480
<v Speaker 2>workshop ideas and run a few focus groups. There's no

0:54:18.480 --> 0:54:22.520
<v Speaker 2>reason Number four Australians are calling their babies this year Chardonay.

0:54:23.239 --> 0:54:23.879
<v Speaker 3>I hate that.

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:26.680
<v Speaker 2>It's terrible that it couldn't be a more Bogan name,

0:54:26.760 --> 0:54:29.879
<v Speaker 2>could it? Shut chardon Ay? Come here. It'll only get

0:54:29.920 --> 0:54:32.600
<v Speaker 2>abbreviated to Shardi as well or Shardo as well. A

0:54:32.760 --> 0:54:34.759
<v Speaker 2>number five. This is obviously off the back of this

0:54:34.880 --> 0:54:37.080
<v Speaker 2>huge success of Game of Thrones. Kalithi.

0:54:38.080 --> 0:54:40.080
<v Speaker 3>Oh do you like that though, you because you're a

0:54:40.080 --> 0:54:41.080
<v Speaker 3>big Game of Thrones.

0:54:41.200 --> 0:54:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, But doesn't mean you need to start naming your kids,

0:54:43.440 --> 0:54:46.680
<v Speaker 2>you know, some poor little girl Kalithi. Plus you've got

0:54:46.680 --> 0:54:48.479
<v Speaker 2>a lifetime and trying to work out how you spell

0:54:48.520 --> 0:54:50.759
<v Speaker 2>it over the phone to people and so that it's

0:54:50.800 --> 0:54:54.040
<v Speaker 2>a nightmare. There's got a boy bee babies boy bee

0:54:54.480 --> 0:54:57.520
<v Speaker 2>boy names now for twenty nineteen. There were baby boy

0:54:57.600 --> 0:55:02.480
<v Speaker 2>names for this year in this country. One King Messiah.

0:55:02.520 --> 0:55:02.759
<v Speaker 5>Wow.

0:55:03.880 --> 0:55:06.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean two ways that goes. Either you're getting a

0:55:06.680 --> 0:55:10.239
<v Speaker 2>lifetime of wedge's at school King Messiah, or own it

0:55:10.280 --> 0:55:12.400
<v Speaker 2>and write a school every day as a as a

0:55:12.480 --> 0:55:15.359
<v Speaker 2>King Messiah on a donkey just doubling down on it.

0:55:15.440 --> 0:55:19.719
<v Speaker 3>You have to be the alpha male or else.

0:55:20.160 --> 0:55:22.880
<v Speaker 2>You king Messiah. Then you've got Manson.

0:55:23.920 --> 0:55:26.000
<v Speaker 3>That's bad because it brings a.

0:55:25.960 --> 0:55:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Tarantino movie of Charles Manson. You know, do you think

0:55:28.440 --> 0:55:31.040
<v Speaker 2>it's all about that? People reading about that and it's

0:55:31.040 --> 0:55:33.160
<v Speaker 2>all coming back in the public ear and I this year.

0:55:33.040 --> 0:55:34.520
<v Speaker 3>I straight away thinking, Charles Manson.

0:55:35.800 --> 0:55:38.680
<v Speaker 2>You don't want any name, any name that's got any

0:55:38.760 --> 0:55:41.600
<v Speaker 2>kind of negative association, which is why we never went

0:55:41.640 --> 0:55:43.839
<v Speaker 2>with Audolf for Ruby in the end, because you didn't

0:55:43.840 --> 0:55:45.839
<v Speaker 2>want people in the end, you know, And it kind

0:55:45.880 --> 0:55:51.640
<v Speaker 2>of Cletus. Come on, if you're calling your kid Cletus,

0:55:52.040 --> 0:55:53.640
<v Speaker 2>then you're in Red Hillbillies.

0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:56.920
<v Speaker 3>Danger I don't hate that.

0:55:57.239 --> 0:55:59.520
<v Speaker 2>If it's a middle name, that's great. If it's a

0:55:59.520 --> 0:56:01.680
<v Speaker 2>middle name, I think that's starting. So if you were

0:56:01.920 --> 0:56:04.919
<v Speaker 2>Jack danger Post, that's an awesome.

0:56:04.560 --> 0:56:06.640
<v Speaker 3>But that is to one up someone who says, hey,

0:56:06.840 --> 0:56:10.440
<v Speaker 3>dangerous by middle name, and you go, well, dangerous by first.

0:56:09.600 --> 0:56:13.040
<v Speaker 2>And then I didn't even know how you pronounced this.

0:56:13.120 --> 0:56:16.719
<v Speaker 2>How would you pronounce this starlesy S T y l

0:56:16.920 --> 0:56:21.440
<v Speaker 2>e Z stars? You think it's like Harry Styles And

0:56:21.440 --> 0:56:24.080
<v Speaker 2>then another one here, I don't understand either axis.

0:56:25.239 --> 0:56:28.320
<v Speaker 3>That's that is kind of cool. What Axis, Yeah, because

0:56:28.360 --> 0:56:30.640
<v Speaker 3>you can take away your surname and just be access

0:56:30.680 --> 0:56:33.160
<v Speaker 3>if you're a recording artist like Madonna.

0:56:33.239 --> 0:56:36.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and how many people in the world you're talking

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:39.320
<v Speaker 2>the rest of the other guy he's working at McDonald's

0:56:39.480 --> 0:56:41.080
<v Speaker 2>drive through called Axis.

0:56:41.080 --> 0:56:45.080
<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

0:56:44.960 --> 0:56:48.120
<v Speaker 2>Three just stand an email from Steve Wallace who's just

0:56:48.120 --> 0:56:51.000
<v Speaker 2>got into work and Herbie took it earlier about have

0:56:51.120 --> 0:56:52.520
<v Speaker 2>to go to the hospital on Sunday off to hurt

0:56:52.560 --> 0:56:55.279
<v Speaker 2>my back and he had a similar thing about two

0:56:55.320 --> 0:56:57.560
<v Speaker 2>years ago and wanted to know if they did the

0:56:57.560 --> 0:57:00.680
<v Speaker 2>same tests to check there was no nerve damage around

0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:04.040
<v Speaker 2>there that happened to him. Yeah, I totally forgot about that.

0:57:04.200 --> 0:57:06.319
<v Speaker 2>What do you reckon to this then? So I had

0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:08.000
<v Speaker 2>to lie on my side, which took quite a bit

0:57:08.040 --> 0:57:09.160
<v Speaker 2>of time just to roll onto myself.

0:57:09.239 --> 0:57:11.399
<v Speaker 3>This when you panther off with no underwhere I got.

0:57:11.320 --> 0:57:13.360
<v Speaker 2>That gown, you know, the humiliating gown you got to

0:57:13.360 --> 0:57:15.000
<v Speaker 2>wear with your bum sticking out to the world. I

0:57:15.000 --> 0:57:16.960
<v Speaker 2>don't know why we have to wear the gown. I mean,

0:57:17.160 --> 0:57:18.040
<v Speaker 2>surely there must be something.

0:57:18.480 --> 0:57:20.360
<v Speaker 3>Maybe they need quick access to the bike.

0:57:20.480 --> 0:57:22.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why there, Why do they love our

0:57:22.680 --> 0:57:26.480
<v Speaker 2>bums so much? Doctors and nurses leave my beautiful peachy

0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:30.840
<v Speaker 2>pommy backside alone. Anyway, this doctor comes in and she

0:57:30.960 --> 0:57:33.760
<v Speaker 2>was very funny, doctor Ollie, and she was, I need

0:57:33.800 --> 0:57:35.640
<v Speaker 2>you to lie on your side and I just need

0:57:35.640 --> 0:57:38.520
<v Speaker 2>to check there's no nerve damage down there. And I said, now,

0:57:38.920 --> 0:57:41.200
<v Speaker 2>everything's fine. I can film my feet and there's no

0:57:41.280 --> 0:57:43.200
<v Speaker 2>tingling going down my legs. She goes, I just need

0:57:43.200 --> 0:57:46.640
<v Speaker 2>to check the can bey localized nerve damage, you know,

0:57:46.680 --> 0:57:48.640
<v Speaker 2>And she asked me if I was if I'd been

0:57:48.680 --> 0:57:50.600
<v Speaker 2>in continent or anything like that, and luckily I hadn't.

0:57:50.720 --> 0:57:52.640
<v Speaker 2>She said, that's a common thing when people hurt the backs,

0:57:52.680 --> 0:57:54.480
<v Speaker 2>they can lose control of the bounds.

0:57:54.560 --> 0:57:56.120
<v Speaker 3>Right, But did you have to go to the toilet

0:57:56.200 --> 0:57:59.400
<v Speaker 3>while you're on the ground for two hours or three hours?

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:00.360
<v Speaker 3>And when you can move?

0:58:00.480 --> 0:58:01.680
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping you weren't going to ask that. How

0:58:01.720 --> 0:58:05.480
<v Speaker 2>do ask Sarah to get a vase? Oh no?

0:58:05.560 --> 0:58:07.439
<v Speaker 3>Did you throw the bars away or just rinse it out?

0:58:07.560 --> 0:58:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I put some of those birthday flowers back in there,

0:58:09.800 --> 0:58:12.200
<v Speaker 2>you know. It's so yeah. That was another low point

0:58:12.600 --> 0:58:15.280
<v Speaker 2>of my life this year was having to ask my wife.

0:58:15.440 --> 0:58:17.240
<v Speaker 3>So then do you get everyone to exit the room,

0:58:17.480 --> 0:58:20.240
<v Speaker 3>so if you're on your living room floor you can't move.

0:58:20.720 --> 0:58:23.160
<v Speaker 3>Sarah brings you the vases. Do you say everybody else

0:58:23.200 --> 0:58:23.600
<v Speaker 3>get out?

0:58:23.800 --> 0:58:27.040
<v Speaker 2>They'd gone, Our friends had gone by then, and Sarah

0:58:27.120 --> 0:58:29.080
<v Speaker 2>was sort of just on God checking. The kids didn't

0:58:29.360 --> 0:58:31.280
<v Speaker 2>come in to find their Dadline on the four ping

0:58:31.280 --> 0:58:33.479
<v Speaker 2>in a vase. It's a good way to see dad

0:58:33.480 --> 0:58:35.560
<v Speaker 2>like that. But anyway, back to dodr Ollie, she goes

0:58:35.600 --> 0:58:40.840
<v Speaker 2>on your side. She's tickling my mum, I mean actually

0:58:41.240 --> 0:58:43.400
<v Speaker 2>tickling it full on. I said, what the hell are

0:58:43.400 --> 0:58:46.360
<v Speaker 2>you doing? She goes, oh, I just need to check

0:58:46.400 --> 0:58:49.200
<v Speaker 2>this for nerve damage. I don't know about that or

0:58:49.200 --> 0:58:51.560
<v Speaker 2>whether that was because earlier on I'd heard someone whispering

0:58:51.600 --> 0:58:54.919
<v Speaker 2>out in the corridor, going, there's a famous DJ. There

0:58:55.880 --> 0:58:58.040
<v Speaker 2>is back. I reckon. They were going, let's go in,

0:58:58.080 --> 0:59:00.520
<v Speaker 2>but she wasn't even a doctor, se going going film

0:59:00.600 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 2>with guys. Film. Okay, it's gonna be some footage on

0:59:02.840 --> 0:59:05.120
<v Speaker 2>this week? Is this some sort of prank show? I

0:59:05.200 --> 0:59:08.880
<v Speaker 2>dare you to dickle his bar every tickle the game again.

0:59:09.200 --> 0:59:12.760
<v Speaker 1>Look, Christian O'Connell Breakfast show, Melbourn's Gold one oh four

0:59:12.800 --> 0:59:13.720
<v Speaker 1>point three.

0:59:14.840 --> 0:59:18.160
<v Speaker 2>That is some story about Dusty. His car is still

0:59:18.200 --> 0:59:21.440
<v Speaker 2>at the MCG after winning the Grand Final.

0:59:22.280 --> 0:59:24.160
<v Speaker 3>I guess he turned the party tap on and just

0:59:24.320 --> 0:59:25.160
<v Speaker 3>hasn't turned it off.

0:59:25.200 --> 0:59:27.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeaa, I mean you know, I mean, just one night

0:59:27.760 --> 0:59:30.600
<v Speaker 2>partying for us has wiped out two thirds of the show.

0:59:30.720 --> 0:59:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Patsy's still not back. I've been off for two days,

0:59:33.400 --> 0:59:35.120
<v Speaker 2>but leaving his cart the MCG.

0:59:36.280 --> 0:59:39.120
<v Speaker 3>I wonder what the full price ticket is of I

0:59:39.120 --> 0:59:41.880
<v Speaker 3>don't mean I bet he gets special parking. I don't

0:59:42.040 --> 0:59:42.960
<v Speaker 3>play on game day.

0:59:43.160 --> 0:59:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Surely if you're a playoff his statuhore? What do they

0:59:45.640 --> 0:59:48.520
<v Speaker 2>get their own spot? There? He done cars?

0:59:48.560 --> 0:59:50.560
<v Speaker 3>There wouldn't be enough fair to have every player to

0:59:50.720 --> 0:59:52.080
<v Speaker 3>have their own spot exactly.

0:59:52.360 --> 0:59:54.040
<v Speaker 2>But maybe is that one of the prize is for

0:59:54.080 --> 0:59:55.880
<v Speaker 2>the winning team. You can just leave your car there

0:59:55.920 --> 0:59:59.640
<v Speaker 2>for the year. Anyway, right today, then at what time

0:59:59.680 --> 1:00:02.840
<v Speaker 2>waste her? We got to talk about back injuries, and

1:00:02.880 --> 1:00:06.000
<v Speaker 2>you've been injured by various bits of furniture. We're looking

1:00:06.080 --> 1:00:10.280
<v Speaker 2>for injured movies, injured movies. Today. I've got the last

1:00:10.520 --> 1:00:19.080
<v Speaker 2>traction Hero broken back Mountain. Look Bruce talking, Look Bruce talk.

1:00:19.280 --> 1:00:20.320
<v Speaker 3>I get it, I get it.

1:00:20.680 --> 1:00:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Spring man is good, sprain sprain man, and forest bump,

1:00:25.640 --> 1:00:27.680
<v Speaker 2>forest bump, spray man. What have you got?

1:00:29.640 --> 1:00:34.720
<v Speaker 3>No country for rolled ankles? Sorry, no country for rolled ankles.

1:00:34.720 --> 1:00:36.760
<v Speaker 2>But you've just chucked in. You might as well Schindler's

1:00:36.800 --> 1:00:41.600
<v Speaker 2>rolled ankle list just grow rold rhymes of old so

1:00:41.640 --> 1:00:43.840
<v Speaker 2>it's slightly.

1:00:45.360 --> 1:00:50.160
<v Speaker 3>I have done a Shindler's list one fist Shindler's limb

1:00:54.040 --> 1:00:56.920
<v Speaker 3>from the new Fast of the Furious movie Hobbles and

1:00:57.040 --> 1:01:01.320
<v Speaker 3>Shore very good, yep, And do where's my cartilage?

1:01:01.400 --> 1:01:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh? You the last seven days? You finally come around

1:01:05.240 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 2>to the joy of the dude wears one?

1:01:06.880 --> 1:01:09.080
<v Speaker 3>Well, that one he does lend itself really well. That

1:01:09.120 --> 1:01:10.920
<v Speaker 3>one's for Brad actually, who told me on the weekend

1:01:10.960 --> 1:01:12.600
<v Speaker 3>that he has no cartilage.

1:01:12.200 --> 1:01:14.320
<v Speaker 2>In his knee. Is that possible?

1:01:14.360 --> 1:01:16.440
<v Speaker 3>He says? He claims it's from a football in.

1:01:16.960 --> 1:01:19.840
<v Speaker 2>Come on, that man, it's never played sport in his life.

1:01:19.960 --> 1:01:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Come on, what kind of eighteenth century football? Old man

1:01:23.720 --> 1:01:27.280
<v Speaker 2>like that? Oh cattage on his knees? How does he operate? Then?

1:01:27.400 --> 1:01:29.000
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. That's why I said, wouldn't you not

1:01:29.040 --> 1:01:31.680
<v Speaker 3>be able to walk? But he claims there's no cartlidge.

1:01:31.920 --> 1:01:34.960
<v Speaker 2>It's an important part of the knees of cartilage, all right.

1:01:35.400 --> 1:01:37.320
<v Speaker 2>So the best one we get today then for your

1:01:37.400 --> 1:01:40.720
<v Speaker 2>injured movies, text him in now oh force seven five

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<v Speaker 2>five three one oh four three for the artwork time

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<v Speaker 2>where sir, you can wear The best one gets two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred bucks today to spend at Bowgowney Estate at the

1:01:51.720 --> 1:01:53.760
<v Speaker 2>Yarra Vanley. Get two hundred bucks to spend out there

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<v Speaker 2>for the best one of the next ten minutes. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're injured movies, text me now oh force seven five

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<v Speaker 2>o three four three. That's today's Today's that word time

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<v Speaker 2>waste to a mark intent the.

1:02:04.200 --> 1:02:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

1:02:08.360 --> 1:02:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Today's that word time waster. All the talk of injuries

1:02:12.560 --> 1:02:16.320
<v Speaker 2>is injury movies. Best one the next color miss as

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<v Speaker 2>we go through a mark all the ones you got

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<v Speaker 2>pouring in, Thank you very much. Gets two hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's actually funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold and Lida, well done, Spring's World Party Times One

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite movies Gold Scott's is that just because

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<v Speaker 2>it's their name checking one of your favorite movies? Pulp Fracture, Silver,

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<v Speaker 2>Driving Miss Daisy to the Hospital? Silver, Burn After Bleeding Gold,

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't the Devil Wears Prosthetics?

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<v Speaker 3>Silver, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Juice Broken ribbelow.

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<v Speaker 3>Not very not that good, but it's kind of funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver plus Whyn't Kathy a scar is Born? Silver plus

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<v Speaker 2>going on there with that on your mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Gold?

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<v Speaker 2>Sprain Spotting Silver Plain Sprains.

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<v Speaker 3>And Automobiles Gold plus.

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<v Speaker 2>plus Smart Right The Hunt for bed Rest October Silver,

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<v Speaker 2>to the suture. What's that suture stitches? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that. That's a gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well done, Amanda Bohemian Fracturdy Bronze, Starsky and Crutch

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<v Speaker 2>Gold Crocodile Bungny made me chuckling a lot of that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that's the current front runner.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold plus one done Tom and Northcote and Romance in

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<v Speaker 2>the Kidney Stones.

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<v Speaker 3>It's gonna be Crocodile buny.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done, Tom and Northcote. You get the price.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three.

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<v Speaker 2>Time for your emails now light You can email us

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<v Speaker 2>about anything we've been talking about on the show. We

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<v Speaker 2>call it late to the party. The email address is

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<v Speaker 2>very easy. Email me Christian at Gold one O four

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<v Speaker 2>three dot com dot au. This is a great one.

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<v Speaker 2>Paula Foster in Mitcham Prince William in your car, that's

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<v Speaker 2>the subject heading. She had my attention with that. Hi Christian,

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<v Speaker 2>how you're feeling better? This is not my story. It's

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<v Speaker 2>my dad's. Funny thing about this is he didn't tell

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<v Speaker 2>me or my brother about it for years, as his

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<v Speaker 2>friends told him wasn't very interesting. We were both backpacking

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<v Speaker 2>in Australia at the time. But still, when you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a royalty in your that's a bloody interesting story, right.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad lives in a tiny village in Scotland and

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<v Speaker 2>was driving along in torrential rain. It was lashing it

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<v Speaker 2>down really badly. He saw some figures at the side

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<v Speaker 2>of the road and a big burley guy flagging him down.

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<v Speaker 2>He then asked if they could drive them to the

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<v Speaker 2>next town. My dad said, of course. The big burley

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<v Speaker 2>guy was a minder and gets straight in the front.

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<v Speaker 2>In the back climbs none other than Prince William and

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<v Speaker 2>an unknown female. What the hell are they doing in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of nowhere? I hear you ask, what the

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<v Speaker 2>hell are they doing in the middle of nowhere, Paula.

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<v Speaker 2>When it turns out they were orienteering. This is back

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<v Speaker 2>in two thousand and two when he was a student

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<v Speaker 2>at the University of Saint Andrew's. Now, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what these royals think they can get away with. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're orienteering, you're going to work out and read the

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<v Speaker 2>compass until that can't get your minder to flag down

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<v Speaker 2>anyone with his gun or something that holds it, or

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<v Speaker 2>and just say drivers there and don't worry about the map,

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<v Speaker 2>We'll just throw it in the rubbish. That sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>a bit of a coln there. I just got a

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<v Speaker 2>degree in orienteering. My dad lives at least thirteen minutes

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<v Speaker 2>driver when that close brackets in UK terms, but that

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<v Speaker 2>would be nothing to you Australians. They made some small talk,

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<v Speaker 2>but mainly interested in my dogs and Max, who was

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<v Speaker 2>a funny old mongrel with a red knickerchief. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think many people could say they'd Royalty in their car, Paul,

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<v Speaker 2>that is incredible. I love the fact that your dad

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<v Speaker 2>never even bought it up for like two years.

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<v Speaker 3>And that he's made to him. Hey mate, that's done interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell that story you helped a member of the

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<v Speaker 2>royal household cheat orienteering when he was at college. This

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<v Speaker 2>comes from Angelina listens to the podcast in Chicago, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>I was joined the podcast the other day and you

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<v Speaker 2>were asking me to call in with their inventories of

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<v Speaker 2>the junk draw. Yeah, this is the draw that we

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<v Speaker 2>have in every single house where there is just a

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<v Speaker 2>load of random rubbish. In Christian here's what I found.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, Angela was on a very long conference

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<v Speaker 2>call and decided to draw the whole contents of the

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<v Speaker 2>drawer for me. Angel thank you very much for the

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<v Speaker 2>included artwork. Potato masher, plastic ladle screwdriver with exchangeable head

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<v Speaker 2>attachment pliers, small green super glue, tiny silver scoop, no

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<v Speaker 2>unit of measure, no idea, what's doing there? Why? Nope? No,

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<v Speaker 2>neither Me and my husband drink wine tea diffuser number

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<v Speaker 2>one of four. We own six large rubber washers for

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<v Speaker 2>unknown connections, tape, three decks of playing cards, full sets,

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<v Speaker 2>paper clips, birthday candles, that's a good one in thore

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<v Speaker 2>as well, birthday candles, chalk plastic bread clips. You know

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<v Speaker 2>those tiny little tabs. Yeah, I don't know. Why would

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<v Speaker 2>you be keeping those? Turkey based light bulb too small

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<v Speaker 2>to fit anything we currently own, and a dentist tool

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<v Speaker 2>some kind of hook pick. Thank you very much for those.

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<v Speaker 2>If you got an email for me late to the party,

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<v Speaker 2>email christianat Gold one o four three dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Angie, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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<v Speaker 1>four point three.

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<v Speaker 2>We are back tomorrow morning, Thursday already tomorrow money every

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<v Speaker 2>pats back with us as well. Maybe tomorrow we should

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<v Speaker 2>chat with We should walk out exactly how many days

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<v Speaker 2>it is since the Grand Final, right, and how many

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<v Speaker 2>days that Dusty has left his car there? And see

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<v Speaker 2>if there's anybody else who's left their car longest somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>you know, whether they've forgotten about it or something happened.

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<v Speaker 2>If you can talk, I can't off the toime my head.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't tell you how many days it is, but

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<v Speaker 2>we will by tomorrow, hopefully our minds.

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<v Speaker 3>Would have it will be forty plus forty plus days.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot, and he's got no intention of rushing

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<v Speaker 2>back anytime soon. Has anyone left their car for more

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<v Speaker 2>than a couple of days If you want to email

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<v Speaker 2>Anie to a party. Christian at Gold one at four

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<v Speaker 2>to three dot com dot au. Title of today's show

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<v Speaker 2>is leave the backside alone. Thanks for listening, Have a

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<v Speaker 2>good day.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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<v Speaker 1>point three