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Speaker 1: Christian, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thanks got on showtime, A.

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Speaker 3: Look at this clean arm?

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Speaker 4: Fatch yourself to me, Nna host petrified I'd end up

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Speaker 4: rotting in a prison.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show, Melvin's Gold four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Hey coome on Its to Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Nice

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Speaker 2: to be back, Good morning Jack.

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Speaker 3: Post, Good morning Christian. Doesn't it feel like we're in

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Speaker 3: the movie The Hangover? And since your party or your

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Speaker 3: wife's fiftieth on Saturday night, everybody's just starting to wake up.

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Speaker 3: You wreck your back. The house is trash. Patrina Jones

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Speaker 3: has tons of liners.

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Speaker 2: She stood off that party killed the show. Two thirds

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Speaker 2: of the shows he wipes out with a party round

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Speaker 2: at mine on Saturday night. And the thing you need

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Speaker 2: to know is it was a proper house party. You

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Speaker 2: no often you go around to people's houses and it's

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Speaker 2: it's a kind of everyone's quite well behaved and it's

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Speaker 2: full of just crunching small talk. There was something in

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Speaker 2: the atmosphere Saturday night, and I don't know whether it

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Speaker 2: was because everyone had dressed up as a dead celebrity

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Speaker 2: s it's a bit easier to lose yourself. Yeh as

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Speaker 2: a character that it's none that's awful. How do you know, Christian, No,

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Speaker 2: Sarah hang kindly shown and then you go to kids

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Speaker 2: goes to school, it was, oh, there's another Freddy over there. Oh,

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Speaker 2: you've comers right, And so it was a nice breaker

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Speaker 2: straight away. And then for drinking, I mean there was

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Speaker 2: a lot of alcohol there. We spent a lot of

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Speaker 2: money on making sure there's nothing worse at a house party.

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Speaker 2: If you aren't going to invite people around, you've got

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Speaker 2: to make sure there's enough booze. And we'd made these

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Speaker 2: cocktails cosmopolitans. When you make homemade cocktails, it's not exactly

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Speaker 2: behind the bar industrial measures. You don't know, always pouring

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Speaker 2: more in. How many times have you had a terrible

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Speaker 2: night drink in someone's homemade punch or sangria where you

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Speaker 2: could just smell the vapors before you even taste it,

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Speaker 2: like boost just coming through the air.

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Speaker 3: Well, you guys, have enough booze still at your house.

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Speaker 3: I imagine to have another party for the every night for

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Speaker 3: the rest of the year. You had so much.

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Speaker 2: I'll say this now too much, and too much means

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Speaker 2: too much temptation. I'm talking about black zambuka. Three bottles

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Speaker 2: of that, three bottles of that was seen off Champagne cocktails,

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Speaker 2: cousin Wauntons, then the beer, then the wine. The house

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Speaker 2: is wrecked. I mean like like our kids had had

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Speaker 2: a party. Yeah, absolutely trash.

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Speaker 3: Well I did turn it. It turned into like the college

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Speaker 3: party you had seen in American film.

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Speaker 2: It really mad because at one point, around about sort

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Speaker 2: of half ten, Chris Patsy's husband, who is a wild man,

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Speaker 2: I mean, he literally transformed into Frank the Tank from

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Speaker 2: Old School, right. He goes, at one point, do you

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Speaker 2: want me to should we start doing beer bongs now?

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Speaker 2: And I don't know why. I went to look at

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Speaker 2: my watch and where am I watch? Like, I don't

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Speaker 2: even know why we looking at watchin I've got an

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Speaker 2: eleven o'clock appointment. I've got a half an hour. Can

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Speaker 2: we do it now? Otherwise not at all? So I said,

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Speaker 2: I haven't actually bought one. I just said that to

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Speaker 2: Patsy is a joke. He goes, all I need is

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Speaker 2: a length of hose. I went, well, we've just had

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Speaker 2: the garden turfed. We need the hose. I need to

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Speaker 2: water every week and he said, I'll buy you a

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Speaker 2: I need some scissors. So we had to go around

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Speaker 2: the side of my house and the rest of the

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Speaker 2: party is carrying on indoors, right, and it's a bit

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Speaker 2: damp and wet on Sunday night, so there's rain coming down.

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Speaker 2: I'm there with Chris, who's supposed to be Dean Martin.

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Speaker 2: I'm supposed to be Prince, but look more like Captain Hook.

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Speaker 2: I look nothing like Prince. You could grab an average

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Speaker 2: guy in the street that that person would look more

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Speaker 2: like Prince than I did. So we're down the side

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Speaker 2: the house with a pair of kitchen scissors. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if you've ever tried to cut a thick, kinkless

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Speaker 2: Bunning's hose with a pair of kitchen scissors. It took forever,

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Speaker 2: like he took it really seriously. Then then Chris took

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Speaker 3: Yes that's when he got serious.

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Speaker 2: Yes, he got serious. And there was always that very

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Speaker 2: confident kid at school, right that ran everything right. That

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Speaker 2: they like a henchman. And that was my big mate Brett,

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Speaker 2: sure how these beer bongs work. But this is Chris.

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Speaker 2: He's comings Dean Martin. This is Brett. He's come as

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Speaker 2: now and had been homeless for ten years.

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Speaker 3: He looked like Howdstern.

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Speaker 2: So he then became Chris's henchman. And then one of

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Speaker 2: them was on a chair. And how is the entertained?

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Speaker 2: Are we? That people started to come out into the

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Speaker 2: garden to see watch guys doing beer.

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Speaker 3: Bong attracted the whole party. Then the whole party it

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Speaker 3: the deck, where one by one everybody did a beer bong.

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Speaker 3: No one planned to have done them on the night.

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Speaker 2: No imagine if I said to my wife, look, I

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Speaker 2: know you don't like the coffin idea being there too,

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Speaker 2: What about beer bongs You've got? That is awful, Chris.

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Speaker 2: That is really crass and cheap. People aren't going to

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Speaker 2: do the grown ups Chris. The professional people. They're not

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Speaker 2: going to be queuing up to do beer bongs and

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Speaker 2: then cheering on other people doing beer bolly.

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Speaker 3: Yep, my wife has footage on her phone on Sarah

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Speaker 3: O'Connell doing a beer box.

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Speaker 2: It was not also a good look for Audrey Hepburn

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Speaker 2: a beer bong as well. It's disrespectful.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melvin's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 2: Full disclame as well. I am this morning on very

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Speaker 2: very strong, industrial strength painkillers, so if the show is

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Speaker 2: a little bit sketch at times, I want to apologize. Now,

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Speaker 2: just remember I am high right now on very very

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Speaker 2: strong painkillers. It took me five minutes just to get

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Speaker 2: into producer Brad's car today and getting out was a

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Speaker 2: mammoth effort as well. But the drugs are helping. Now.

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Speaker 2: What do you think is on Friday's show, we were

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Speaker 2: asking listeners' ideas for the songs from my playlist, okay,

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Speaker 2: and I'd hide in speakers for the music, and I

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Speaker 2: was very pleased to see that everyone danced all night

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Speaker 3: Top compliments definitely to the playlist and to the main curator,

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Speaker 3: which was you because it is it's no easy fee

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Speaker 3: to keep everybody on the den floor for a whole night.

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Speaker 3: Usually comes and goes in waves. But to your credit,

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Speaker 2: And I just want to I wouldst to acknowledge you

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Speaker 2: the amazing There were three Freddie Mercury's there too, a

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Speaker 2: sort of live a Freddy you know, the classic white singler,

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Speaker 2: the jeans, the tash and you and Leon, the two

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Speaker 2: battling Freddy's. You actually came into work on Saturday, borrowed

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Speaker 2: a microphone from this radio station.

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Speaker 3: And the microphone, you know how, you stacked up of

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Speaker 2: There were no There were no shows on Sunday because

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Speaker 2: no one could find the microphone. Jack forgot to bring

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Speaker 2: it until Monday. And Leon obviously doesn't have access to

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Speaker 2: a to a radio station in Melbourne, right he just

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Speaker 2: already could find on Saturday was some some option. We

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Speaker 2: taped a child's sort of toy microphone too. His Freddy

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Speaker 2: toy microphone, but the live Freddy off to we will

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Speaker 2: rock you between the pair of you was very good.

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Speaker 2: The only thing that let it down is he he

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Speaker 3: And Freddy wouldn't do that. See, I had watched Live

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Speaker 3: Aid that day, actually telling he did you really know?

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Speaker 3: And he started showing me how he didn't perfected.

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Speaker 2: Freddy does this thing with his knee where he flexes

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Speaker 2: his front knee and then locks it out when he

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Speaker 2: does the fist pump, and he's been working on that

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Speaker 2: all Dad said. Jack's also been watching Live eighty ye

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Speaker 3: So when any Queen Sun came on, there was this

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Speaker 2: When I'm Freddy, I don't forget about this, Freddy, even

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Speaker 2: if you were off chatting to somebody, you'd make you

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Speaker 2: want to dance or go hey no, no, there's another

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Speaker 2: Freddy here. They were battling Freddy's there needs to be

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Speaker 2: your reality show. Forget the mask singer and to be

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Speaker 3: Freddy and I thought it was great that you had

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Speaker 3: essentially line up a song for every different character at

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Speaker 3: There's two choalms I have with the playlist otherwise, otherwise

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Speaker 3: it's perfect. As a DJ, you should know the importance

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Speaker 3: of the cross fade, so one song's finishing and then

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Speaker 2: I'm afraid that by the time you expect me to

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Speaker 2: have any kind of finesse with cross fades, I'd already

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Speaker 2: had a belly full of zambooka Cosopolitan champagne, cocktails, Peroni

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Speaker 3: So it's one of those dance floors that you don't

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Speaker 2: We're in my kitchen.

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Speaker 3: There's a two second pause while we wait for the

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Speaker 2: Well, I was using my laptop. I didn't have like Turnto.

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Speaker 2: It was there was a laptop with spotsifoil.

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Speaker 3: And that's which was my second problem there was it

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Speaker 3: was too easy access to the playlist, and by the

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Speaker 3: end of the night, after eleven o'clock, for all, everybody

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Speaker 3: knew it was there. So songs would play for twenty

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Speaker 3: thirty seconds and they would be like, all right, are

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Speaker 3: we happy, Let's don't stop believing. Next song, Twist and shout.

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Speaker 3: We must have got through four hundred songs in and out.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, there was At one point I went to

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Speaker 2: the toilet and that left the playlist unattended. It was

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Speaker 2: like midnine. It was like a feeding frendy there and

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Speaker 2: my life started knocking all the toilet door, going Chris, Chris,

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Speaker 2: can you come out of though as quickly as possible?

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Speaker 2: Someone is playing come on, Eileen, you know how much

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Speaker 2: I hate that song.

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Speaker 3: She came home and told me something. She says, there's

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Speaker 3: two songs I hate, love Shack and come on Eileen,

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Speaker 3: and I won't have them at my party.

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Speaker 2: That even the next day was just going, Chris, you work.

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Speaker 2: So half the party went, how the hell did love

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Speaker 2: Shack go?

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Speaker 2: The players went, I actually go to the toilet at

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Speaker 2: some point.

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Speaker 1: Look Christian Oh gone. Old Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one

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Speaker 1: oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Every Thursday morning on the show at eight am with

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Speaker 2: do you something called the isolated vocal where we just

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Speaker 2: highlight an amazing vocal before and then we hear the

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Speaker 1: Stick around, Look, Christian, oh gonell Breakfast show, Melbourn's gold

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Speaker 2: the necktie. It's the tie. Dave, Good morning, Good morning, Christian,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's pretty much a surpurpose piece of equipment really,

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Speaker 6: Why do you reckon? We distinguished us a tie working class.

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Speaker 3: When you're swinging that microphone around and get caught.

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Speaker 2: Well, that was good stuff, Dave.

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Speaker 2: School tis there's seventy different ties. Well listen, Dave, we

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you've ever tried to move anything

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Speaker 2: They actually go with twelve helium balloons. I have to

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Speaker 3: You be sure you can see him carding through the window.

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Speaker 2: No, we've got with the thing for the kids. It's

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Speaker 2: And thank you very much the stuff for Thirsty Camel

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Speaker 3: Some scuttling under the roof of thirty just go up.

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Speaker 2: In the air. They're Helium field and they're big that

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Speaker 2: I was supposed to be dressed as this guy at

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Speaker 2: the party on Saturday night, the theme dead famous for my

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Speaker 2: quite like Prince. The first warning sign was the inflatable guitar.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't inflate? That summed up my outfit. Then Jack turned

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Speaker 2: out and went, you make you look more like Captain Hook.

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Speaker 2: Someone else said when Jack and I were together, looked

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Speaker 3: one point Sarah said, oh, we've got a prop hook

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Speaker 2: But that's the game as we like to play at

436
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,359
Speaker 2: the weekend, and that's our business everybody. So anyway, the

437
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,840
Speaker 2: reason why I haven't been on the show for last

438
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:23,040
Speaker 2: two day is Big Night on Saturday night, great house party.

439
00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,520
Speaker 2: We all had a fantastic time. It has taken toll

440
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:29,280
Speaker 2: on this breakfast show. Patsy still off. I've been off

441
00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:32,639
Speaker 2: the last two days Sunday morning. There's obviously stuff to

442
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,960
Speaker 2: rearrange and tidy out if you have people round. And

443
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,879
Speaker 2: at about thirty five people round and the house was

444
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,280
Speaker 2: the house was a mess.

445
00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:42,719
Speaker 3: Which I mean I saw it on because you were

446
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,360
Speaker 3: kind enough to have us stay over.

447
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, thanks for leaving at eight am.

448
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,720
Speaker 3: But we had things to do the next day, so

449
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:49,800
Speaker 3: we did, Like, I.

450
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:54,160
Speaker 2: Not move a couch. I am willing to forgive you.

451
00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,240
Speaker 3: No, you never said, hey, stick around tomorrow the movie.

452
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,399
Speaker 2: Care How do you think the couch is going to

453
00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 2: get moved? So anyway, half nine, I start to move

454
00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 2: the couch by myself and I go to do like

455
00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:06,639
Speaker 2: a dead lift move, you know, you get under it

456
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:08,879
Speaker 2: and just hoyke it up. I should have waited. Okay,

457
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 2: there was another guy there because I said, can you

458
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:11,960
Speaker 2: get the other end? But I thought I'd just lug

459
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,199
Speaker 2: it myself and drag it. And as soon as I

460
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 2: went lift, there was this awful, tearing, searing, I mean

461
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:21,200
Speaker 2: really bad pain thought and it was so bar I

462
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:24,280
Speaker 2: saw white stars and I scream and fall to the floor.

463
00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,240
Speaker 2: And I've never known such pain. And if you've ever

464
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,399
Speaker 2: really hurt your back or done anything to your discs

465
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,560
Speaker 2: or any of that, you'll know what I'm talking about.

466
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,439
Speaker 2: It's literally like life saying you will stay on the

467
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:36,240
Speaker 2: floor now. For quite a while, I literally was lying there.

468
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 2: My wife went, you're right. I went, I'm sure, I'll

469
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 2: be frighted. It's give me some painkillers or neurof and

470
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 2: I'll be right in ten fifty minutes.

471
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 3: A niggy floor to be on as well, because it

472
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,840
Speaker 3: had been used today.

473
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: Shambooca tears. Everything was on that floor. You know there's

474
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,679
Speaker 2: a lot, they're broken dreams, there's a lot on that floor.

475
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 2: Two hours later, I'm still on the floor. No, they've

476
00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 2: had to go. The friends have had to go, and

477
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,640
Speaker 2: they're looking really worried. And my wife goes, I'm gonna

478
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:01,600
Speaker 2: have to call doctor on call. I went, no, no, no,

479
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:04,119
Speaker 2: I'll be fine another hour or two. Please don't worry.

480
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 3: So what are you what are you trying to do?

481
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 3: Just wait it out?

482
00:22:06,160 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 2: No, I can't move, Jack, I literally I go to move,

483
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:10,920
Speaker 2: and I'm mean screaming pain, like I've broken my back,

484
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:13,400
Speaker 2: and my wife start a panic. She goes, I need

485
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:15,600
Speaker 2: to call someone. You don't need to call anyone. Another

486
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 2: couple of hours. I'm sure aware off and I'll be fine,

487
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:20,560
Speaker 2: And so she helps me to get just sit on

488
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 2: the couch and that I'm screaming page because that's it.

489
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,199
Speaker 2: I'm calling them right now. They call okay, and they

490
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 2: were what a brilliant service that is. They're really helpful,

491
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:30,199
Speaker 2: and they were asking all these questions and stuff like

492
00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 2: that about could I move my feet and stuff like that,

493
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,440
Speaker 2: which I could luckily, and then they go, well, listen,

494
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 2: if he can't even move, They were like, can you

495
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,920
Speaker 2: go to the toilet? And I was like, I can't.

496
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,320
Speaker 2: I can't get up to go toilet. Now we're going

497
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 2: to have to send the paramedics out and I'm going

498
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,119
Speaker 2: they don't need to do that, Please don't do that.

499
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 5: Way.

500
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,560
Speaker 2: No, it's okay, he can't move, we have to send

501
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 2: someone out now. We'll treat it as a non emergency,

502
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:51,560
Speaker 2: but our half later. Thank you very much, the two

503
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,679
Speaker 2: brilliant guys you turned up even though it was a

504
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:56,119
Speaker 2: non emergency, and I felt really really embarrassed left on

505
00:22:56,119 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 2: the couch that they had to come of waste their time.

506
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 2: There's other people that really do need help. They couldn't

507
00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,280
Speaker 2: have been any any more professional and just there were

508
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,400
Speaker 2: just two lovely guys. Thank you very much from Mordiallic

509
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:09,160
Speaker 2: Ambulance Service. I met Vassal and a man called Pat

510
00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 2: and I had a lovely time with them. And when

511
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 2: they first got there, they went, right, okay, can you move?

512
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 2: I was like no. They went, okay, We're gonna have

513
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 2: to give you something. Now. Have you heard of the

514
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:19,240
Speaker 2: green whistle? And I thought it was like the matrix,

515
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 2: you know, the choice twin two pills. I went, what,

516
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 2: I thought it was a whistle to blow if later

517
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 2: on after they go, I need some helt for my wife,

518
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 2: you know, yeah bell. So I was like, no, I've

519
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,159
Speaker 2: never heard of it. Oh oh, that would probably be

520
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,720
Speaker 2: really helpful, and they went, do you know what it is?

521
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 2: I went and we were not really, it's just a whistle.

522
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: And they looked at each other like, no, no, it's

523
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:40,800
Speaker 2: it's it's very strong painkiller. You inhale it like a whistle.

524
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:43,160
Speaker 2: Is called the green whistle, and they went, footy players

525
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 2: love it. As soon as we turn up on scene,

526
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,200
Speaker 2: they're like, please, where's the green whistle? Whistles beg for

527
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: the green whistle and he goes, this is what you

528
00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 2: just in hell blow out three mouth but you in

529
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 2: how through the whistle? Okay? And they went, before we move,

530
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,560
Speaker 2: you you're going to have to have about fifteen to

531
00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:01,720
Speaker 2: twenty puffs because it's going to be agony for it. Yeah, Jack,

532
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 2: after five, I'm I'm floating, right, I'm somewhere else, all right,

533
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:13,400
Speaker 2: And then up to twenty, I'm buzzing seriously, like just buzzing.

534
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,200
Speaker 3: Which we had him at the party.

535
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then they go trying to move, And it

536
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 2: took me a while to get off the couch even

537
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 2: with the painkillers, and stagger through the house and they

538
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 2: had to help me. And then I had to get

539
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:24,960
Speaker 2: in out front of the house a low point chap.

540
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: I had to get on the stretcher and then you

541
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,400
Speaker 2: go in the back of the ambulance.

542
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 3: Well if you can't move, of course.

543
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:30,159
Speaker 5: No.

544
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 2: It was just awful. I found so embarrassed, but it

545
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,320
Speaker 2: was so nice. And as I as the you know,

546
00:24:34,359 --> 00:24:36,119
Speaker 2: my wife is going, I've got a lot to do.

547
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: Is do I need to go with him? She just

548
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:43,320
Speaker 2: let me go off and they looked at each other like, oh,

549
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 2: I just got quite a few errands to run. He

550
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,919
Speaker 2: is he going to go nearby? You know? Is he?

551
00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 2: What are they going to do with X Ray's and

552
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 2: them are okay, well I'll catch up with you later.

553
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,119
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it's her birthday exactly, and.

554
00:24:54,200 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 3: I would have ridden along.

555
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 2: Well, thank you, Well you didn't even move the couch.

556
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,360
Speaker 2: Let's not sell what you would have and you weren't

557
00:24:58,359 --> 00:24:59,760
Speaker 2: even there, but you had to go to lunch a

558
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: him in the morning. So anyway, before they close the

559
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,679
Speaker 2: doors to take me to hospital, and I'm like, I

560
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,359
Speaker 2: can't believe this is happening, they go to me, hey, listen,

561
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 2: just you know, you've had quite a lot on the

562
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,439
Speaker 2: Green Whistle now and you're going to need to have

563
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 2: a lot more because the roads are bumpy in Melbourne.

564
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 8: Right.

565
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 2: You wouldn't even realized it. You've never hurt you. It's

566
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: going to be agony to get you. Then we've got

567
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:21,159
Speaker 2: to go very slowly. They went. People, especially grannies and

568
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: stuff like that. They get very unfiltered because of this stuff.

569
00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,000
Speaker 2: And so don't worry if you start saying stuff that's

570
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: a bit odd or there's no filter. Then this other guy,

571
00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 2: old mate you Pats, who's going to be driving us, goes, oh,

572
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,720
Speaker 2: I listened to his radio show. There's no filter there.

573
00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 2: Don't worry about him. But Pats has been listened to

574
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: just for the last year. He kept on, hadn't said

575
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,320
Speaker 2: a thing in nothing but professional, but then said, oh,

576
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 2: as we were driving here, I saw the address and

577
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 2: the name. I said to I said to Vassel, that's

578
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 2: the DJ. He's at the party here last night. What

579
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 2: the hell has happened? So thank you very much the guys.

580
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,760
Speaker 2: Then when I got to the hospital, they say you've

581
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:57,359
Speaker 2: got to put the gown on, and I went, okay.

582
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: And if you've ever hurt your back, you know the

583
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 2: worst part about hurting you back is taking your socks

584
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,680
Speaker 2: on and off and taking your jeans off. So they said, hey, listen,

585
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: so we'll leave you five minutes. Put the gown on.

586
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,879
Speaker 2: I took my jump off, and I as to undo

587
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:12,400
Speaker 2: my jeans and sort of shuffle them, buy my hamstrings.

588
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,240
Speaker 2: And then I'm sat there read I said, I can't.

589
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:17,280
Speaker 2: I can't do the rere can't do the rest. I

590
00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,320
Speaker 2: have to get on the button panic button. And three

591
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 2: people come running in. They're like, oh my god, what

592
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 2: is it? What is it? I went, I can't take

593
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 2: my pants off. I can hear laughing out there. This

594
00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:32,880
Speaker 2: studio is supposed to be sound proofed. I can't take

595
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 2: my pants off. I couldn't even look at the three

596
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 2: adults in the eyes. I can't take my pants off,

597
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,959
Speaker 2: can't take my jeans off. Can you help me take

598
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 2: my jeans off? Like yes, of course? And then I go,

599
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,639
Speaker 2: I said anywhere else because I just rushed getting ready

600
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 2: that morning, and that happened. I didn't have any underwear on.

601
00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 3: No, you didn't, I promise you.

602
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:48,720
Speaker 2: I just had a pair of jeans on. I just

603
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:50,280
Speaker 2: thought I sought this out later.

604
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:54,920
Speaker 3: I goes jeans to skin, even even if you are hungover.

605
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,479
Speaker 2: Just hungover. I thought, I'll put the jeans on, I'll

606
00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:58,000
Speaker 2: get the oven going, because I thought we had to

607
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,200
Speaker 2: cook breakfast for you and the people that were staying.

608
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,080
Speaker 2: And of course then it happened. I haven't got time

609
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 2: to put I wasn't even ware what's going on. I'm

610
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 2: in so much pain. I don't have to warn them.

611
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 2: There's no underways as you take off the jeans. Folks.

612
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: It was a low point Sunday at three o'clock in

613
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 2: that hospital, as two people having to undress me. I've

614
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: got no underpants on and I'm literally just staring out

615
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 2: the way. But yeah, real high point that.

616
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,159
Speaker 1: Christian Oh Gone All Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

617
00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,199
Speaker 1: four point three.

618
00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:26,760
Speaker 2: Who else has been on the Green Whistle? I had

619
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:29,760
Speaker 2: my first go on it Sunday when I hurt my back,

620
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 2: which was rubbing off for the last two days. Lis sir,

621
00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,399
Speaker 2: good morning, Good morning, Christian. How are you? Yeah? I

622
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:40,160
Speaker 2: getting there, Lisa, So you've also a fellow Green Whistle user.

623
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,399
Speaker 9: Well, I have.

624
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 10: I am Christian and I was after my son's twenty

625
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 10: first birthday. Patty and I may have been up drinking

626
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 10: shots till four o'clock in the morning with the boys.

627
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: Right, okay? Is that why you needed the Green Whistle?

628
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 2: Because for a hangover? Is that we called them?

629
00:27:57,560 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 10: No, no, no, nothing as simple as a hang over.

630
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:04,840
Speaker 10: At five o'clock in the morning, I started to pass

631
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 10: a kidney stone.

632
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:09,400
Speaker 2: I've heard about this. Apparently it's agony. I mean, it's

633
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 2: literally a stone through the eye of the leader. I

634
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: can't even imagine the pain.

635
00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 10: We're painful, and I've given birth.

636
00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: I was about to say, how compared to childbirth? Is

637
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,760
Speaker 2: it the same? Less? More birth?

638
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:22,600
Speaker 8: A pas cake?

639
00:28:23,200 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: Really?

640
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 2: That is that bad for me?

641
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:29,439
Speaker 10: It was, yes, But the funny part of this story

642
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:33,120
Speaker 10: was that because I had about twenty people staying over

643
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:38,800
Speaker 10: and I was writhing around the floor in pain, telling

644
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 10: my husband to get it out because it hurts. All

645
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 10: sorts of thoughts were going through different parents of people's mind.

646
00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 10: And when the ambulance did arrive and he gave me

647
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 10: the green whistle after about five puffs, I turned around

648
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 10: and said, I love you.

649
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 2: To your husband or the paramedic.

650
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Speaker 10: Paramedic to see whistle.

651
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,360
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I had that feeling as well. It makes

652
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,200
Speaker 2: you love everyone, doesn't it with that green whistle. It's

653
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,120
Speaker 2: quite a way. Carefully say did they take it back

654
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 2: off you after you'd pass the stone?

655
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Speaker 10: I had to go to hospital, actually took me to

656
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 10: hospital after that, but no I had the whistle I

657
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 10: think until they put me in the ambulance and then

658
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 10: that took it from me.

659
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: Yes, best they take it from us, all right, Lisa,

660
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 2: thank you very much.

661
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 11: For jo mate, Thank you very much.

662
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 5: All right.

663
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 2: Uh Shane, good morning morning going are we? Yeah? We're

664
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,560
Speaker 2: getting there? Shane. I hope you well this morning. You've

665
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,000
Speaker 2: also been on the green whistle.

666
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 7: I have the.

667
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 12: Same thing as you made or done a low of

668
00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:48,880
Speaker 12: that along the work side. Ah, looking up the other

669
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 12: trailer and stepping out with the trail we hit so

670
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 12: it was summer jack here. I ended up on the

671
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 12: grain on my hands and laze. You know, I just

672
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 12: couldn't get up.

673
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: No, it's embarrassing. You literally cannot. Can you show it's horrible.

674
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 12: Literally couldn't get up the word mate, chucking in the

675
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Speaker 12: back of the Volaris, took it to the medical Heart,

676
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:12,560
Speaker 12: called the ambulance. Ambulance come out, yes, stut me straight

677
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 12: on the green whistle and yeah, the bug is stop

678
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 12: it to the ambulance. They're chucking in there and they

679
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:25,800
Speaker 12: apparently some of the things I was saying with his

680
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:31,720
Speaker 12: absolutely ludicrous. But I thought the Russians that sight cameras

681
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 12: in all the air conditioners around the words se so

682
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 12: asking for my phone number. I didn't want to give

683
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,320
Speaker 12: my phone number there because the Germans as well, they.

684
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 2: They get together. We're all screw Shane.

685
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 12: But yeah, but he got back to the hospital, was

686
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,760
Speaker 12: checking on another green whistle because I absolutely.

687
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 2: Yes, that's well, wait you went to the second whistle.

688
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:06,080
Speaker 2: One whistle was enough for me. You're you're a legend

689
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 2: of the green whistle.

690
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,160
Speaker 12: But it's not very enough.

691
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 2: I hope you. I hope you're all okay now, Shane. Listen, Shane,

692
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 2: We've got to go. We've got the news headlines. But

693
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: thank you very much for give us the cool buddy.

694
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 12: Thanks guys, have a good day, all.

695
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:24,360
Speaker 2: Right, KM news headlines on the way, Simple Minds tickets

696
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:25,400
Speaker 2: on the way to the.

697
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

698
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 2: Three, Christian O'Connell's chain weeks of tickets. Sixty million albums

699
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 2: are five UK number one and the greatest lyric free

700
00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: sing along of all time. Simple Mind Live two twenty twenty.

701
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 2: A Day on the Green Brush, bet Waite's and Mark

702
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 2: Record Arena, PA.

703
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 5: Thank you.

704
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:56,920
Speaker 2: As listening to list. Sixty million albums. Man, I'm back

705
00:31:56,920 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: in the eighties. These big bands shifted some albums. Sixty

706
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 2: million albums is huge, all right? Simple Mind Today on

707
00:32:05,080 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 2: the Green Coming here next year twenty twenty. Rochard Win's

708
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 2: November the twenty eighth, Margaret Court Arena December, the first

709
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: ticket in for if you want to find it more.

710
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,360
Speaker 2: A day on Theegreen dot Com today you but the

711
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 2: good news is have you day this week? Huggy was

712
00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: doing it yesterday and Monday. Thank you very much to

713
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 2: hug you for looking after things. You and three mates

714
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 2: can go and see Simple Minds Live next year. You're

715
00:32:26,320 --> 00:32:31,000
Speaker 2: winning the early tickets. Of course. The biggest song we

716
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: just said there in that they'll opener for it as well.

717
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 2: The third most karaoke song ever, Don't you Forget About Me?

718
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,120
Speaker 3: Oh that's a great start.

719
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's number one. I think it's a Beatles song.

720
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: Not hey, dude, it's I'm pretty sure it's a Beatles song. Anyway,

721
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 2: we'll come back, we'll circle back to what is the

722
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:51,240
Speaker 2: number one song? But number three? Don't you Forget About Me?

723
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 2: So this quiz that we're doing this week some powerful

724
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 2: acting for myself Jack and when she decides to come

725
00:32:57,120 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 2: back to the show, Patsy, don't you forget about Me?

726
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:03,840
Speaker 2: Each morning one of us will become a former megastar,

727
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 2: reminiscing about their former glory. Have you forgotten about them?

728
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,640
Speaker 2: Who is it this morning?

729
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 4: I tell you forget about me?

730
00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 2: That's what it's called. I didn't know we needed extra

731
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 2: production for that. Oh what do you mean? You've forgotten

732
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: who I am? I was the star of the nineties.

733
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 2: It started in nineteen eighty nine. Do you remember my

734
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 2: beautiful performance on a boat me to weather Australian actors,

735
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 2: maybe an actress, but it was all about me, the

736
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:42,720
Speaker 2: wonderful me. And then in nineteen ninety seven I was

737
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: on another boats, a bigger boats back when I had hair.

738
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: Oh God, I missed the hair. Cal Hockley, What do

739
00:33:50,520 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: you mean You've forgotten about me? That was my character

740
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: name in one of the biggest movies of all time

741
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,240
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety seven, when I had hair, God, I

742
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 2: missed my hair? How have you forgotten about him? Who

743
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: is he? Don't you forget about me? Who is it?

744
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:08,279
Speaker 2: This morning? Nine four one four one oh four three?

745
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 2: I am available for part time acting work.

746
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,800
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

747
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:18,440
Speaker 2: Three, Christian O'Connell's ten weeks of Tickets.

748
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,799
Speaker 1: Sixty million albums are five UK number one and the

749
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: coin is lyric free sing along of.

750
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,720
Speaker 3: All times Impure.

751
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 11: Minds Live two twenty twenty, My Day on the Green,

752
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:32,839
Speaker 11: Rochford Wains.

753
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 2: And Margaret Cord Arena Pleasure, Thank You, Civil Mine's coming

754
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 2: Back down Under next year twenty twenty. You can win

755
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 2: tickets every singamore this week you and three mates. You

756
00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,479
Speaker 2: can go and see the Great Simple Minds live next week.

757
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 2: We went to week eight on ten weeks of tickets

758
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 2: Elton John. We've got another load of Elton John tickets.

759
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 2: That's next week on the show at seven point thirty

760
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 2: this morning, then and tomorrow and rest this week. Then

761
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 2: we're playing don't you Forget About Me? Former big megastars

762
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 2: reminiscing about their former glory. Go listen to the clues,

763
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 2: see if you can guess who it is or have

764
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 2: you forgotten about them? Oh? What do you mean you've

765
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 2: forgotten who I am? I was the star of the nineties.

766
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 2: It started in nineteen eighty nine. Do you remember my

767
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 2: beautiful performance on a boat me to weather Australian actors

768
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,840
Speaker 2: maybe an actress, but it was all about me, the

769
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 2: wonderful me. And then in nineteen ninety seven I was

770
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,280
Speaker 2: on another boats, a bigger boat. Back when I had hair.

771
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 2: Oh God, I missed the hair. Cal Hockley, what do

772
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,400
Speaker 2: you mean you've forgotten about me? That was my character

773
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:47,400
Speaker 2: name in one of the biggest movies of all time

774
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 2: in nineteen ninety seven, when I had hair. God, I

775
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 2: miss my hair all right? Who do you think it

776
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 2: is nine one four three, Adam, good morning, good morning.

777
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 13: Hang up, I believe you've actually picked me.

778
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, you threw ticket? Easy, Adam, you get You're good.

779
00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 2: He's got I know he's hung up. Now he's back

780
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,440
Speaker 2: with us. There he is.

781
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 14: Yeah, sorry, I'm just taking off fans free good man.

782
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,279
Speaker 2: We prefer the personal touch on the show. Adam, word

783
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,279
Speaker 2: and Buddy got through.

784
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 9: Believe it.

785
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,879
Speaker 14: It's the first time actually rung up.

786
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,279
Speaker 2: Oh excellent, we worlder mate you big Simple Minds fan.

787
00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:26,160
Speaker 14: I am my friend put me onto a glittering prize

788
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 14: years ago and it's one of my favorites. I'm a

789
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:28,879
Speaker 14: definite eighties fan.

790
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,239
Speaker 2: O great album. They were such a great band as well,

791
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 2: and still very good live as well. All right, so

792
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 2: we just need the name of the person. Who do

793
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: you think it was?

794
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,800
Speaker 14: It's got to be Billy Zay.

795
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 2: Great Billy Zay.

796
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 5: We're here there, Billy in here.

797
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 2: Yep, you won your tickets. Billy Zaye won your tickets.

798
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,839
Speaker 2: Simple Minds. You with three mates, how are you going

799
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,560
Speaker 2: to take with you?

800
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:54,719
Speaker 14: I'm definitely going to take my partner Maz and I've

801
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 14: got to toss up between friends. Belinda and Andrew are

802
00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,960
Speaker 14: my two daughters, Indiana and Yasma.

803
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 2: Hold are the kids. They're getting into eighties music.

804
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 14: My kids are now, well they are, they're thirteen and eleven,

805
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,319
Speaker 14: and they're always playing ac DC and in excess all

806
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 14: the things that I listen.

807
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 2: To what you're bringing them. I'm upright, Adam, well.

808
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 14: Done, Yes I am, thank you very much.

809
00:37:14,239 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 2: All right, buddy, we listen. Well done. Twelve bunks from

810
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 2: now enjoy simple minds.

811
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Speaker 14: Can't wait. Thanks guys, and I love the show all.

812
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:23,799
Speaker 2: Right, Thank you very much, Adam. Amazing production as well.

813
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 2: I can tell that I've been off for two days.

814
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 2: This is this must have taken my hours. I mean,

815
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 2: thank you for making this.

816
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,600
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy is in here.

817
00:37:33,800 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 2: I mean, we'll see you next year at the Radio Awards.

818
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 3: Wait when somebody wins the prize, don't you want a

819
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 3: bit more like.

820
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 2: Even boor Biddy's ains bored by it?

821
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy.

822
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,280
Speaker 2: Should we have that as a winner's stab for the competition?

823
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 2: All this week? No matter who it is? Well, now

824
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 2: it wasn't great Billy's ain star of first, of course,

825
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: with Nicole Kidman and Sam Neil in Dead Calm, and

826
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 2: then Titanic.

827
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,360
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy is in here.

828
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 2: More chancewers tomorrow morning. I Stuid just points out it

829
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 2: won't be Billy saying tomorrow, but whoever it is, you

830
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,240
Speaker 2: will hear this as the winner's stamp.

831
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 5: We'll here there, Billy is here.

832
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:22,320
Speaker 2: Oh the show is back, My friends, are you've missed us?

833
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

834
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Speaker 1: point three.

835
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 2: I just want to say a few words. I wouldn't

836
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 2: now normally do this because talking about radio ratings is

837
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: really boring and if you're listening to a show, you

838
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,839
Speaker 2: don't really need to be hit over the head when

839
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: they've gone up. And also radio stations are terrible letting

840
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,160
Speaker 2: you know when it's gone down. You don't hear jingles going.

841
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 2: Thanks to you, we're now the fourth most popular breakfast

842
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 2: show in Melbourne. Actually, we should start making those because

843
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:48,560
Speaker 2: I think that'd be a hell of a lot funny

844
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:51,880
Speaker 2: than those awful ones that go we're number one, We're amazing.

845
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:54,399
Speaker 2: But yesterday the ratings did come out, and I'm aware

846
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: I've been doing radio very long. Time ratings go up,

847
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 2: they can keep going out, or they can go down

848
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: or they can go ways. The only reason I'm even

849
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 2: saying anything about is because yesterday we went to number one.

850
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 2: This show is only sixteen months old. This is show

851
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: number three hundred and one for us. And quite a

852
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,520
Speaker 2: few of you have seen some of the articles that

853
00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 2: came up yesterday online and in the papers that I've

854
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,839
Speaker 2: been sending nice messages. So I just want to say,

855
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,080
Speaker 2: on behalf of my family and me, Jack and Pats

856
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,080
Speaker 2: and everyone who works on the show, and the management

857
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 2: here as well, thank you. I have nothing but deep

858
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 2: gratitude to do what I did in the UK and

859
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 2: British Radio Idea achieved all I want to do. Then

860
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,200
Speaker 2: I was very lucky, but the one thing I always

861
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: really want to do next was to come to Australia

862
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,239
Speaker 2: and see if I could do radio over here. And

863
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: the fact that it's got to number one, Jack and

864
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 2: I today was still saying we were a bit kind

865
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 2: of overwhelmed and stunned and surprised. Really yeah, I mean

866
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Speaker 2: we shouldn't be saying that we should be going this

867
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,280
Speaker 2: makes sense, but it makes no sense. We've already demanded

868
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Speaker 2: a recount, and I'm sure in five weeks time we

869
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Speaker 2: back down to number six. Or seven. I'm very happy

870
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: there too, But for now, I just want to say

871
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 2: a really big thank you, not just about getting to

872
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,399
Speaker 2: number one. I'm sure maybe we'll be number one again.

873
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,000
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll never say thank you for getting to the

874
00:39:59,080 --> 00:40:01,359
Speaker 2: number one again, that's fine, But the fact of how

875
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 2: you've taken me on this show, to your heart and

876
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 2: given it a go that means the world to me.

877
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 2: That's what I'm really saying thank you about. So coming

878
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 2: up next, please you don't need to call in, you

879
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 2: don't need any messages. Not looking for pats on the bank.

880
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,960
Speaker 2: I've had enough of those. And I was twenty four

881
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 2: hours and people I've never heard of, so I've got

882
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 2: his sixteen months ago. Now everyone's my friend, but I

883
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 2: just want to say thank you very much. It really

884
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Speaker 2: does mean the world. Coming up next, we crack on

885
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Speaker 2: with a show attacked by furniture, The.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday it was my weekly phone call Skype with my

888
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Speaker 2: mum and I said, hey, Mom, it's incredible. The show

889
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,280
Speaker 2: has got to number one and it's been sixteen months

890
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,520
Speaker 2: and I don't know what it is about sometimes, but

891
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,319
Speaker 2: your parents. You never quite know what reaction they're going

892
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,920
Speaker 2: to give you ever, right, I remember my dad's never

893
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: seen me do stand up and I did a show

894
00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 2: once and there was three and a half thousand people there.

895
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Speaker 2: It was a place called the London Palladium. And didn't

896
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Speaker 2: even know my dad came along. Two weeks after it.

897
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,920
Speaker 2: We're having a phone call and he goes, oh, by

898
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 2: the way, was that that show?

899
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 3: You didn't want to say anything, right.

900
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Speaker 2: And you were there two weeks ago. You so we

901
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 2: do stand up the first time in front of three

902
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: thousand a wee week and go, god, that's incredible. Say yeah,

903
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:18,600
Speaker 2: there's loads of people there. We could have gone for

904
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 2: a drink afterwards, and he went, yeah, there were a

905
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Speaker 2: few empty seats in the back though. That's all he

906
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: had to say. So I haven't even told my dad

907
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 2: yet the news. But anyway, yesterday I told my mom,

908
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,840
Speaker 2: sort of not knowing what I'm going to get, and

909
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: she went, oh, I didn't think that would happen. I went, oh, no,

910
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 2: I know, I'm surprised too. You know, it was never

911
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: the goal to come here and get to number one,

912
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:39,320
Speaker 2: and I never thought it happened. And she goes, I

913
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 2: didn't say anything, but I used to go online every

914
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 2: day and read the comments that people were saying about

915
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,319
Speaker 2: you when you first started, and oh, you mustn't do that, Mom,

916
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 2: You're only going to get upset. And that's what people

917
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:50,720
Speaker 2: were saying. They were just angering them. People don't like change.

918
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:53,040
Speaker 2: I get that, it doesn't matter. I've never read anything

919
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:54,960
Speaker 2: like that. Mummy, you don't need to worry. But then

920
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,720
Speaker 2: she started to recite some of them that she'd obviously remembered.

921
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Speaker 2: It was that my mom doing mean to to me

922
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 2: have the phone? Wak can we just get back on

923
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 2: celebrating this? Why we got to go back sixteen months?

924
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 2: I got, hang on it. What's that the one you

925
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 2: said to What did they say about me? Who's the name?

926
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 2: We're going to track them down? And then what were

927
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 2: your parents? Must be very proud of you.

928
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 3: I had a very similar low reception.

929
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 2: So when I started reading out mean tweets.

930
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Speaker 3: We have a family group that we can a messenger

931
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 3: group that we do WhatsApp well like what'sapp so on there,

932
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:28,280
Speaker 3: I said, guys, Christian O'Connor breakfast shows at number one, exclamation.

933
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Speaker 2: Mode for doing full branding as well.

934
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:33,319
Speaker 3: Mom gave me the handclap emoji, and my dad gave

935
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,920
Speaker 3: me a thumbs up and then said, do you get

936
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 3: a bonus?

937
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 2: And then that's such a dad thing, isn't It's all

938
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 2: about the pay packet.

939
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 3: So I'm waiting for more than half of my family

940
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 3: to write back and congratulate me. That was at nine

941
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,479
Speaker 3: eighteen am yesterday. At nine point thirty three, Mom sends

942
00:42:47,560 --> 00:42:50,600
Speaker 3: this to the family group. Hey, my new plant has

943
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 3: a new leaf on it. And then everybody starts writing

944
00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 3: back about the new plant. Oh my god, the leaf

945
00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 3: is coming out red, but the others are green. Yes, Mum,

946
00:42:58,880 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 3: ripe back, yes, turn grain when it unfurls. The plan

947
00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:06,080
Speaker 3: went off and then quickly the number one breakfast show is.

948
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,400
Speaker 2: For steph apparates. What is it about it? As adults?

949
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 2: We still are those ten year olds? Aren't they part

950
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,959
Speaker 2: of us that still wants that approval? For Mom and Dad.

951
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:15,279
Speaker 2: I've done this painting. It's still that, isn't it? But

952
00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 2: as grown ups? All right? So the reason I've been

953
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,960
Speaker 2: off for the last two days is I was lifting

954
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 2: the couch Sunday morning after the party and I knackered

955
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 2: my back. I think that's the Latin sort of medical

956
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 2: term for him knackering my back. I was attacked by

957
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 2: my couch. So this morning we want your calls on

958
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:33,200
Speaker 2: nine four one four, one oh four to three. Attacked

959
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:37,360
Speaker 2: by furniture? What piece of furniture has attacked and injured

960
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 2: you somehow? Like the sofa injuring me? One oh four

961
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:43,920
Speaker 2: three attacked by furniture.

962
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,319
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

963
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Speaker 1: point three.

964
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 2: Have you ever been attacked by furniture? That's what happened

965
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 2: the fate that happened to me on Sunday, which is

966
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 2: why I wasn't with you yesterday and Monday went to

967
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 2: lift a couch. I don't know if the hangover had

968
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 2: anything to do with it. I don't think the best

969
00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 2: thing to do your body beforehand is drinking at a booze.

970
00:44:02,800 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 2: But I pinged my back. I don't know what I've

971
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 2: done to it, but ligament and some bulge disc is

972
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 2: the technical term. I was attacked by the couch.

973
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 3: Were you're trying to bend from the knees.

974
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,280
Speaker 2: Everyone knows it's not you know, You're just a bad form,

975
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 2: isn't it. You know? You just think I just shit

976
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 2: I'll just shift it over there and just want to

977
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:21,200
Speaker 2: get it done quickly. It's Sunday morning, and my wife

978
00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 2: went old, just quickly before you have a bacon sandwich,

979
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,720
Speaker 2: just move the couch.

980
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,799
Speaker 3: And why were you trying to move the couch? I

981
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,359
Speaker 3: saw the state of the floor the next morning after

982
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,920
Speaker 3: the did like after the dance floor had been there

983
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 3: all night and it was so messy. There's no way.

984
00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 2: Sorry, is this some sort of interior maker.

985
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 3: I just don't know why you Why are you trying

986
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:42,800
Speaker 3: to move the couch back before you've cleaned the floor.

987
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:45,200
Speaker 2: That is a really good point. I can't read my wife.

988
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,520
Speaker 3: Are you just doing one of those things where you

989
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 3: like if I put the couch over it?

990
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,400
Speaker 2: No clear half the mess moving the couch on it?

991
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 5: All right?

992
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 2: So have you been attacked by furniture this morning? On

993
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 2: the phones? Give us a call nine four one four

994
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 2: one oh four three. Come on ere and tell us

995
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:05,320
Speaker 2: the item of furniture and what happened? Catherine, Good morning.

996
00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 15: Good morning. I was attacked by a dishwasher.

997
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:11,280
Speaker 2: What happened?

998
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 15: I was walking barefoot in the kitchen and I must

999
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 15: have the door open, kicked it and then I left

1000
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 15: a blood trail down the hallway that I wasn't aware of.

1001
00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,919
Speaker 15: And I came back and my little voice said what's

1002
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 15: done on your toe? And I'd had jam on my

1003
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:29,360
Speaker 15: crumpet and I said, I think it's jam and he

1004
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 15: said numb, that's blood. I went, oh, and there was

1005
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 15: blood pulling under my foot.

1006
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 2: So what you didn't cut your foot or your shin

1007
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 2: on it?

1008
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,560
Speaker 15: My toe? I kicked it, and you know when you

1009
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 15: hear that little cartilage pop, I thought, did I break it?

1010
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 15: And I know that's right? And then I realized I

1011
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 15: split it right across the top my middle toe the now.

1012
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 3: But how can it not be? The toes are so painful?

1013
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 3: How can you not have noticed? You did it?

1014
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,920
Speaker 11: Oh?

1015
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 2: Say you go? If you popped out? Four kids stubborn,

1016
00:46:04,239 --> 00:46:05,920
Speaker 2: a little tone, a little bit of blood and Clara

1017
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 2: everywhere is nothing.

1018
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 15: Nothing. And then my husband took my kids to older

1019
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 15: kids to the bus and then I was working blood

1020
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:16,480
Speaker 15: up off the floor and I just wrapped it up,

1021
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 15: went to my third day of the new jobs and

1022
00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 15: just sucked it up.

1023
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 3: That sounded like a small dig it Christian there that

1024
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:26,760
Speaker 3: he did.

1025
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:29,440
Speaker 2: I felt that, mate, I felt that, And they're just

1026
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:31,439
Speaker 2: give me a little. You know, you should just put towel

1027
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:32,640
Speaker 2: around and come into work.

1028
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 15: I'm sorry, but when you're attempt you don't get paid

1029
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 15: if you don't go to work.

1030
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 2: No, I'm a temp heeris is the day time show?

1031
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 2: The time? All right, Catherine, thank you very much, You're cool,

1032
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you. All right, Jack, Let's keep a file. Then,

1033
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 2: let's keep a document now of items that have injured us. Okay,

1034
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 2: so I've got the couch Katherine there with the dishwasher.

1035
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 2: Hard called Katherine. Let's corn her. Let's go to David. Now,

1036
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:02,600
Speaker 2: Good morning, David, Good morning, Hey buddy, thanks for going

1037
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: the show. David, welcome to the show. And what I

1038
00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 2: to have furniture attacked you? Well?

1039
00:47:07,880 --> 00:47:08,880
Speaker 13: Washing machine?

1040
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: The washing machine? What did they do to you?

1041
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:14,040
Speaker 13: Once upon a time, I was an appliance repairment, so

1042
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 13: I was actually fixting a washing machine. The top section

1043
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,680
Speaker 13: of it was held on with a couple of big

1044
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:23,360
Speaker 13: spring clips, and I was putting it back together and

1045
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,879
Speaker 13: you've got to put a fair bit of weight onto

1046
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 13: it to push these clips back in the place.

1047
00:47:26,719 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 6: And I was.

1048
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 13: Wearing footy shorts at the time, and both pieces of

1049
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 13: manhood got caught inched in the lid.

1050
00:47:33,640 --> 00:47:39,560
Speaker 2: What Yeah, put it on a rint cycle, the old

1051
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,359
Speaker 2: long one as well.

1052
00:47:41,760 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, wearings while you're you are asking for trouble if

1053
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,440
Speaker 3: something's going to get track caught somewhere.

1054
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 13: Ended up at the hospital to make sure everything was

1055
00:47:52,840 --> 00:47:54,400
Speaker 13: all right because there was a fair bit of blood

1056
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 13: and other guy at every nurse in the hospital come

1057
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,120
Speaker 13: to have a look.

1058
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,279
Speaker 2: What's the line in they're selling about Mary us on

1059
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 2: the crash cart. We're gonna be Yeah, in my mind,

1060
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:07,120
Speaker 2: this is only funny if they will you into the

1061
00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: emotion when you still got the washing machine attached to you.

1062
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,920
Speaker 2: It's that you're wearing it like a contraceptive, wouldn't it?

1063
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:17,440
Speaker 2: All right? David, thank you very much, you cal mate.

1064
00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 2: That's a great one.

1065
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 13: Thanks Christian.

1066
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:22,920
Speaker 2: All right, cheers mate. Ben. Good morning, Ben, Good morning,

1067
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:25,680
Speaker 2: Good morning, Ben. Welcome to the show. What I tom

1068
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: My furniture attacked you?

1069
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 8: It was my younger son's high chair.

1070
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,439
Speaker 2: Oh god, those areas of things, those high chairs. Yeah,

1071
00:48:32,680 --> 00:48:34,040
Speaker 2: your fingers called what happened?

1072
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:36,800
Speaker 8: Yes, no, well, we'll playing a game. When I was

1073
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 8: running through the house and as I've turned the corner,

1074
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 8: the chair has jumped out at me. It's hit my

1075
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 8: toe and it snapped the bone in my little toe.

1076
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,800
Speaker 2: Ah god, there's two little toes been wiped out in

1077
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,040
Speaker 2: the house. It must have been agony.

1078
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,200
Speaker 8: It was, and my son felt like he won.

1079
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 2: All right, Ben, thank you very much. She called, good on.

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Speaker 2: You have a good day.

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Speaker 8: Thank you you too.

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Speaker 2: All right, So we've got high chair washing machines, dishwashers.

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Speaker 2: What else have we got then? What item of furniture

1084
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Speaker 2: in the house or anywhere have you been attacked by?

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Speaker 2: One four three Christian?

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Speaker 1: Oh God? All breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one o four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: All right, So I wasn't here the last two days.

1089
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Speaker 2: I've done my back some and do the ligaments and

1090
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Speaker 2: a bulged disk, and I did it by trying to

1091
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Speaker 2: lift a couch Sunday morning. When have you been attacked

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Speaker 2: by furniture? Nine four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Jeff. Good morning, Jeff. Hello, yep, Jeff,

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Speaker 2: this is Jeff.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, man, I was. I was standing on the bed

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Speaker 9: showing my girlfriend how my great six underpants still fitted.

1097
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 9: And I was trying to make a bit of a

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Speaker 9: bit more room in there with, you know, with my

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Speaker 9: fists and my hand down. Then I stretched and they ripped,

1100
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Speaker 9: and I find myself in the door and backward somersaulted

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Speaker 9: into the Queen Anne Wardrove at the end of the bed.

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Speaker 2: That's incredible. I mean, I think Team Australia needs you

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Speaker 2: for the Olympics next year.

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Speaker 9: That kills still laughing. Jessy rang Triple J straight away

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Speaker 9: and reported it.

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Speaker 2: I think triple zero is a number you're supposed to

1107
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Speaker 2: call me. Are going to play you an indie song?

1108
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Speaker 2: Triple J.

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Speaker 3: I have an emergency, Jeff, Like.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, made our morning. It made our morning, Jeff. That

1111
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Speaker 2: was a great story already, with a nice bit there

1112
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Speaker 2: at the end. I love that, the thought of injuring

1113
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Speaker 2: yourself and calling triple J.

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Speaker 9: They loved it. I liked it just as much as

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Speaker 9: you did.

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Speaker 2: All right, take care, Jeff. That actually cool, buddy. Thank you, Glenda,

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00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:42,880
Speaker 2: good morning. What's going on? She called triple J?

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Speaker 13: Is she?

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Speaker 2: Glenda? Yes, that's dramatic, Paul said, Glenda. Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 11: Thank you, Christian.

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Speaker 2: All right now, Glenda, congratulations, that's you. Thank you very much, Glenda,

1122
00:50:55,120 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 2: and just thanks for listening to the show. Glenda, tell

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Speaker 2: us about the bit of furniture you're attacked by.

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Speaker 11: Well, I was a very young first year out teacher

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Speaker 11: and I was working in a classroom with a mobile

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Speaker 11: blackboard or a blackboard on an easel. I was writing

1127
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 11: on the blackboard and somehow it came the blackboard fell

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Speaker 11: off the easel and onto my head, and I was

1129
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Speaker 11: pinned between the with the blackboard stuck on my head

1130
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Speaker 11: with a group of very raw, young seven year seven

1131
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 11: children all coming, are you okay? Miss? Are you okay? Miss?

1132
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 11: While the blackboard is still stuck on my head, I'm

1133
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Speaker 11: supporting it, and I said, I'm okay, but go next

1134
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Speaker 11: door and get another teacher to help me get the

1135
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Speaker 11: blackboard off my head.

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Speaker 2: You poor thing. I mean. Also, kids are just merciless.

1137
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Speaker 2: So that was it for the rest of your time

1138
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Speaker 2: at that school.

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00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:49,960
Speaker 11: No? No, they were absolutely distraught for me and very concerned.

1140
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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you had no initiative to get up and

1141
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:53,680
Speaker 3: like help you push the blackboard?

1142
00:51:53,880 --> 00:51:56,239
Speaker 11: No, no, no, no, just are you okayre?

1143
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:58,720
Speaker 2: Are you out of pra This is a very rare school.

1144
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 2: This is like no school heard of in Glinda. Well,

1145
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:04,840
Speaker 2: were you at Hogwarts Academy or something? No?

1146
00:52:04,840 --> 00:52:07,279
Speaker 11: Now, I was just at Single High school back in

1147
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:10,239
Speaker 11: those days. So yeah, about forty five years ago.

1148
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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, you're right.

1149
00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:13,240
Speaker 3: Actually my school it would have been like our teacher's

1150
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:15,160
Speaker 3: got a blackboarpin to her head. We get the day

1151
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Speaker 3: off by.

1152
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Speaker 2: Noday.

1153
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Speaker 11: As I said, a very young, very raw yeth sevens

1154
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Speaker 11: and they were in shock.

1155
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Speaker 2: I think, very raw. Yeah, very raw. We all remember

1156
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 2: those raw days. Huh, Glenda, thank you very much. A

1157
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Speaker 2: cool you have a good day.

1158
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:31,440
Speaker 11: Thanks Christians.

1159
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 2: That's very much Glenda. She's still raw.

1160
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: w three.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you go for coffee somewhere, you know, Melbourne's got

1163
00:52:39,880 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 2: some amazing coffee places, right, and there's nothing worse. We

1164
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,560
Speaker 2: had one the other day. My wife and I went

1165
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:46,879
Speaker 2: out Friday just for a little brunch. There was that

1166
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:49,520
Speaker 2: new mum and the kid was maybe about four or

1167
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:52,880
Speaker 2: five years old where they commentate very loudly about what

1168
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:54,239
Speaker 2: the kid and them were doing.

1169
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 3: What to address his behavior?

1170
00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not not bad, just everything. They think. The

1171
00:53:00,320 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 2: first people in the world to ever have a child

1172
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 2: out in public. Oh and you, oh, and you want

1173
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:08,640
Speaker 2: to pick up the grill And they're commentating out loud,

1174
00:53:08,680 --> 00:53:11,360
Speaker 2: giving everyone a commentary of what's going on. Well, you

1175
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 2: know those all coffee shops where you're all crammed too

1176
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Speaker 2: close to you.

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00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 3: Now they want to far more tables than they have spaced.

1178
00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 2: And you can't get it out of your head that

1179
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 2: oh and lovely flower, their daisy. This was going on

1180
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 2: the whole time. And then the other worst thing is

1181
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,399
Speaker 2: when you hear someone yelling at their kid. Normally kids

1182
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 2: that have terrible names behave very badly. You know me

1183
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:35,680
Speaker 2: in the supermarket here someone being yelling at someone called

1184
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 2: char They've just released today the worst baby names in

1185
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 2: this country of this year of twenty nineteen. Some of these,

1186
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a form of child abuse. Would you

1187
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 2: call a baby girl shy?

1188
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:51,200
Speaker 3: It's not terrible. I actually thought they were going to

1189
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Speaker 3: be bad.

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Speaker 2: Mattew, Mattel.

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00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,120
Speaker 3: These are the babies tell what like the board game manufacturer.

1192
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:00,160
Speaker 2: Yes, and the toy manufacturer Mattel. Since thea sincere, it

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00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 2: just sounds it's a terrible one as well.

1194
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,719
Speaker 3: Don't you feel sorry for these families if they pick

1195
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:10,040
Speaker 3: up the newspaper and start to read that their names.

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00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 2: Because you had plenty of time, my wife and I

1197
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 2: you got nine months the babies growing in there to

1198
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Speaker 2: workshop ideas and run a few focus groups. There's no

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Speaker 2: reason Number four Australians are calling their babies this year Chardonay.

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Speaker 3: I hate that.

1201
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 2: It's terrible that it couldn't be a more Bogan name,

1202
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 2: could it? Shut chardon Ay? Come here. It'll only get

1203
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:32,600
Speaker 2: abbreviated to Shardi as well or Shardo as well. A

1204
00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 2: number five. This is obviously off the back of this

1205
00:54:34,880 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 2: huge success of Game of Thrones. Kalithi.

1206
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Speaker 3: Oh do you like that though, you because you're a

1207
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 3: big Game of Thrones.

1208
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, But doesn't mean you need to start naming your kids,

1209
00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 2: you know, some poor little girl Kalithi. Plus you've got

1210
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:48,479
Speaker 2: a lifetime and trying to work out how you spell

1211
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 2: it over the phone to people and so that it's

1212
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:54,040
Speaker 2: a nightmare. There's got a boy bee babies boy bee

1213
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 2: boy names now for twenty nineteen. There were baby boy

1214
00:54:57,600 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 2: names for this year in this country. One King Messiah.

1215
00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 5: Wow.

1216
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 2: I mean two ways that goes. Either you're getting a

1217
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 2: lifetime of wedge's at school King Messiah, or own it

1218
00:55:10,280 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 2: and write a school every day as a as a

1219
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,359
Speaker 2: King Messiah on a donkey just doubling down on it.

1220
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 3: You have to be the alpha male or else.

1221
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 2: You king Messiah. Then you've got Manson.

1222
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:26,000
Speaker 3: That's bad because it brings a.

1223
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,440
Speaker 2: Tarantino movie of Charles Manson. You know, do you think

1224
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: it's all about that? People reading about that and it's

1225
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 2: all coming back in the public ear and I this year.

1226
00:55:33,040 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 3: I straight away thinking, Charles Manson.

1227
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,680
Speaker 2: You don't want any name, any name that's got any

1228
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,600
Speaker 2: kind of negative association, which is why we never went

1229
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 2: with Audolf for Ruby in the end, because you didn't

1230
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,839
Speaker 2: want people in the end, you know, And it kind

1231
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 2: of Cletus. Come on, if you're calling your kid Cletus,

1232
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:53,640
Speaker 2: then you're in Red Hillbillies.

1233
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Speaker 3: Danger I don't hate that.

1234
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,520
Speaker 2: If it's a middle name, that's great. If it's a

1235
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,680
Speaker 2: middle name, I think that's starting. So if you were

1236
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,919
Speaker 2: Jack danger Post, that's an awesome.

1237
00:56:04,560 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 3: But that is to one up someone who says, hey,

1238
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,440
Speaker 3: dangerous by middle name, and you go, well, dangerous by first.

1239
00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,040
Speaker 2: And then I didn't even know how you pronounced this.

1240
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:16,719
Speaker 2: How would you pronounce this starlesy S T y l

1241
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 2: e Z stars? You think it's like Harry Styles And

1242
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,080
Speaker 2: then another one here, I don't understand either axis.

1243
00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:28,320
Speaker 3: That's that is kind of cool. What Axis, Yeah, because

1244
00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 3: you can take away your surname and just be access

1245
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,160
Speaker 3: if you're a recording artist like Madonna.

1246
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and how many people in the world you're talking

1247
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:39,320
Speaker 2: the rest of the other guy he's working at McDonald's

1248
00:56:39,480 --> 00:56:41,080
Speaker 2: drive through called Axis.

1249
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.

1250
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:48,120
Speaker 2: Three just stand an email from Steve Wallace who's just

1251
00:56:48,120 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 2: got into work and Herbie took it earlier about have

1252
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 2: to go to the hospital on Sunday off to hurt

1253
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:55,279
Speaker 2: my back and he had a similar thing about two

1254
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,560
Speaker 2: years ago and wanted to know if they did the

1255
00:56:57,560 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 2: same tests to check there was no nerve damage around

1256
00:57:00,719 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 2: there that happened to him. Yeah, I totally forgot about that.

1257
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,319
Speaker 2: What do you reckon to this then? So I had

1258
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,000
Speaker 2: to lie on my side, which took quite a bit

1259
00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 2: of time just to roll onto myself.

1260
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,399
Speaker 3: This when you panther off with no underwhere I got.

1261
00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 2: That gown, you know, the humiliating gown you got to

1262
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 2: wear with your bum sticking out to the world. I

1263
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,960
Speaker 2: don't know why we have to wear the gown. I mean,

1264
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 2: surely there must be something.

1265
00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 3: Maybe they need quick access to the bike.

1266
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:22,640
Speaker 2: I don't know why there, Why do they love our

1267
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 2: bums so much? Doctors and nurses leave my beautiful peachy

1268
00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:30,840
Speaker 2: pommy backside alone. Anyway, this doctor comes in and she

1269
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:33,760
Speaker 2: was very funny, doctor Ollie, and she was, I need

1270
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 2: you to lie on your side and I just need

1271
00:57:35,640 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 2: to check there's no nerve damage down there. And I said, now,

1272
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,200
Speaker 2: everything's fine. I can film my feet and there's no

1273
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 2: tingling going down my legs. She goes, I just need

1274
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,640
Speaker 2: to check the can bey localized nerve damage, you know,

1275
00:57:46,680 --> 00:57:48,640
Speaker 2: And she asked me if I was if I'd been

1276
00:57:48,680 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 2: in continent or anything like that, and luckily I hadn't.

1277
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 2: She said, that's a common thing when people hurt the backs,

1278
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 2: they can lose control of the bounds.

1279
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 3: Right, But did you have to go to the toilet

1280
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 3: while you're on the ground for two hours or three hours?

1281
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:00,360
Speaker 3: And when you can move?

1282
00:58:00,480 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 2: I was hoping you weren't going to ask that. How

1283
00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:05,480
Speaker 2: do ask Sarah to get a vase? Oh no?

1284
00:58:05,560 --> 00:58:07,439
Speaker 3: Did you throw the bars away or just rinse it out?

1285
00:58:07,560 --> 00:58:09,720
Speaker 2: I put some of those birthday flowers back in there,

1286
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 2: you know. It's so yeah. That was another low point

1287
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:15,280
Speaker 2: of my life this year was having to ask my wife.

1288
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 3: So then do you get everyone to exit the room,

1289
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 3: so if you're on your living room floor you can't move.

1290
00:58:20,720 --> 00:58:23,160
Speaker 3: Sarah brings you the vases. Do you say everybody else

1291
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:23,600
Speaker 3: get out?

1292
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,040
Speaker 2: They'd gone, Our friends had gone by then, and Sarah

1293
00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 2: was sort of just on God checking. The kids didn't

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Speaker 2: come in to find their Dadline on the four ping

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Speaker 2: in a vase. It's a good way to see dad

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Speaker 2: like that. But anyway, back to dodr Ollie, she goes

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Speaker 2: on your side. She's tickling my mum, I mean actually

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Speaker 2: tickling it full on. I said, what the hell are

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Speaker 2: you doing? She goes, oh, I just need to check

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Speaker 2: this for nerve damage. I don't know about that or

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Speaker 2: whether that was because earlier on I'd heard someone whispering

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Speaker 2: out in the corridor, going, there's a famous DJ. There

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Speaker 2: is back. I reckon. They were going, let's go in,

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Speaker 2: but she wasn't even a doctor, se going going film

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Speaker 2: with guys. Film. Okay, it's gonna be some footage on

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Speaker 2: this week? Is this some sort of prank show? I

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Speaker 2: dare you to dickle his bar every tickle the game again.

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Speaker 1: Look, Christian O'Connell Breakfast show, Melbourn's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: That is some story about Dusty. His car is still

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Speaker 2: at the MCG after winning the Grand Final.

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Speaker 3: I guess he turned the party tap on and just

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Speaker 3: hasn't turned it off.

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Speaker 2: Yeaa, I mean you know, I mean, just one night

1315
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,600
Speaker 2: partying for us has wiped out two thirds of the show.

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Speaker 2: Patsy's still not back. I've been off for two days,

1317
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,120
Speaker 2: but leaving his cart the MCG.

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Speaker 3: I wonder what the full price ticket is of I

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Speaker 3: don't mean I bet he gets special parking. I don't

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Speaker 3: play on game day.

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Speaker 2: Surely if you're a playoff his statuhore? What do they

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Speaker 2: get their own spot? There? He done cars?

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Speaker 3: There wouldn't be enough fair to have every player to

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Speaker 3: have their own spot exactly.

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Speaker 2: But maybe is that one of the prize is for

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Speaker 2: the winning team. You can just leave your car there

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Speaker 2: for the year. Anyway, right today, then at what time

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Speaker 2: waste her? We got to talk about back injuries, and

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Speaker 2: you've been injured by various bits of furniture. We're looking

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Speaker 2: for injured movies, injured movies. Today. I've got the last

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Speaker 2: traction Hero broken back Mountain. Look Bruce talking, Look Bruce talk.

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Speaker 3: I get it, I get it.

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Speaker 2: Spring man is good, sprain sprain man, and forest bump,

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Speaker 2: forest bump, spray man. What have you got?

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Speaker 3: No country for rolled ankles? Sorry, no country for rolled ankles.

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Speaker 2: But you've just chucked in. You might as well Schindler's

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Speaker 2: rolled ankle list just grow rold rhymes of old so

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Speaker 2: it's slightly.

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Speaker 3: I have done a Shindler's list one fist Shindler's limb

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Speaker 3: from the new Fast of the Furious movie Hobbles and

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Speaker 3: Shore very good, yep, And do where's my cartilage?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You the last seven days? You finally come around

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01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 2: to the joy of the dude wears one?

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Speaker 3: Well, that one he does lend itself really well. That

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Speaker 3: one's for Brad actually, who told me on the weekend

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Speaker 3: that he has no cartilage.

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Speaker 2: In his knee. Is that possible?

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Speaker 3: He says? He claims it's from a football in.

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Speaker 2: Come on, that man, it's never played sport in his life.

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Speaker 2: Come on, what kind of eighteenth century football? Old man

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Speaker 2: like that? Oh cattage on his knees? How does he operate? Then?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. That's why I said, wouldn't you not

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Speaker 3: be able to walk? But he claims there's no cartlidge.

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Speaker 2: It's an important part of the knees of cartilage, all right.

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Speaker 2: So the best one we get today then for your

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Speaker 2: injured movies, text him in now oh force seven five

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Speaker 2: uh oh three one o four three oh four seven

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Speaker 2: five three one oh four three for the artwork time

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Speaker 2: where sir, you can wear The best one gets two

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Speaker 2: hundred bucks today to spend at Bowgowney Estate at the

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Speaker 2: Yarra Vanley. Get two hundred bucks to spend out there

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Speaker 2: for the best one of the next ten minutes. If

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Speaker 2: you're injured movies, text me now oh force seven five

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Speaker 2: o three four three. That's today's Today's that word time

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Speaker 2: waste to a mark intent the.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: Today's that word time waster. All the talk of injuries

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Speaker 2: is injury movies. Best one the next color miss as

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01:02:16,360 --> 01:02:17,800
Speaker 2: we go through a mark all the ones you got

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Speaker 2: pouring in, Thank you very much. Gets two hundred dollars

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Speaker 2: to go at the leg Gowney Estate at Yarra Valley.

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Speaker 2: The Bruce Brothers Silver Plus, Broken Back to the Future, Silver,

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Speaker 2: Stacy and Epping Concussion Air Gold Heath, Good Morning, too

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Speaker 2: Happy Pillmore.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually funny.

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Speaker 2: Gold and Lida, well done, Spring's World Party Times One

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Speaker 2: of my favorite movies Gold Scott's is that just because

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Speaker 2: it's their name checking one of your favorite movies? Pulp Fracture, Silver,

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Speaker 2: Driving Miss Daisy to the Hospital? Silver, Burn After Bleeding Gold,

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Speaker 2: Ain't the Devil Wears Prosthetics?

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Speaker 3: Silver, that's good.

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01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 2: Juice Broken ribbelow.

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01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 3: Not very not that good, but it's kind of funny.

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01:03:10,920 --> 01:03:15,000
Speaker 2: Silver plus Whyn't Kathy a scar is Born? Silver plus

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Speaker 2: Jewels in Portlington Port Arlington, Sorry, well done. Snakes on

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01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:24,520
Speaker 2: a Sprain Bronze Casts straight Away or Julie Mravin, what's

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Speaker 2: going on there with that on your mind?

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01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 3: Gold?

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01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:30,080
Speaker 2: Sprain Spotting Silver Plain Sprains.

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Speaker 3: And Automobiles Gold plus.

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Speaker 2: How to Lose a Guy in tend and Damage Gold

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Speaker 2: plus Smart Right The Hunt for bed Rest October Silver,

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Speaker 2: Brave Heart Attack Silver, This is a good one. Back

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Speaker 2: to the suture. What's that suture stitches? Oh?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know that. That's a gold.

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01:03:49,760 --> 01:03:55,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well done, Amanda Bohemian Fracturdy Bronze, Starsky and Crutch

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Speaker 2: Gold Crocodile Bungny made me chuckling a lot of that one.

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01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 3: Ah, that's the current front runner.

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Speaker 2: Gold plus one done Tom and Northcote and Romance in

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Speaker 2: the Kidney Stones.

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01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:14,640
Speaker 3: It's gonna be Crocodile buny.

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Speaker 2: Well done, Tom and Northcote. You get the price.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:30,040
Speaker 2: Time for your emails now light You can email us

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01:04:30,040 --> 01:04:31,680
Speaker 2: about anything we've been talking about on the show. We

1407
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 2: call it late to the party. The email address is

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Speaker 2: very easy. Email me Christian at Gold one O four

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Speaker 2: three dot com dot au. This is a great one.

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Speaker 2: Paula Foster in Mitcham Prince William in your car, that's

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01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,720
Speaker 2: the subject heading. She had my attention with that. Hi Christian,

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Speaker 2: how you're feeling better? This is not my story. It's

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01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:51,560
Speaker 2: my dad's. Funny thing about this is he didn't tell

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01:04:51,600 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 2: me or my brother about it for years, as his

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01:04:54,080 --> 01:04:57,120
Speaker 2: friends told him wasn't very interesting. We were both backpacking

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01:04:57,120 --> 01:04:58,960
Speaker 2: in Australia at the time. But still, when you've got

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01:04:58,960 --> 01:05:01,959
Speaker 2: a royalty in your that's a bloody interesting story, right.

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01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:04,720
Speaker 2: My dad lives in a tiny village in Scotland and

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01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:07,040
Speaker 2: was driving along in torrential rain. It was lashing it

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Speaker 2: down really badly. He saw some figures at the side

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Speaker 2: of the road and a big burley guy flagging him down.

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Speaker 2: He then asked if they could drive them to the

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Speaker 2: next town. My dad said, of course. The big burley

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Speaker 2: guy was a minder and gets straight in the front.

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Speaker 2: In the back climbs none other than Prince William and

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Speaker 2: an unknown female. What the hell are they doing in

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01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:27,160
Speaker 2: the middle of nowhere? I hear you ask, what the

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01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,800
Speaker 2: hell are they doing in the middle of nowhere, Paula.

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01:05:28,920 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 2: When it turns out they were orienteering. This is back

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Speaker 2: in two thousand and two when he was a student

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Speaker 2: at the University of Saint Andrew's. Now, I don't know

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Speaker 2: what these royals think they can get away with. If

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Speaker 2: you're orienteering, you're going to work out and read the

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Speaker 2: compass until that can't get your minder to flag down

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Speaker 2: anyone with his gun or something that holds it, or

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Speaker 2: and just say drivers there and don't worry about the map,

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Speaker 2: We'll just throw it in the rubbish. That sounds like

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Speaker 2: a bit of a coln there. I just got a

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Speaker 2: degree in orienteering. My dad lives at least thirteen minutes

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Speaker 2: driver when that close brackets in UK terms, but that

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Speaker 2: would be nothing to you Australians. They made some small talk,

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01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 2: but mainly interested in my dogs and Max, who was

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Speaker 2: a funny old mongrel with a red knickerchief. I don't

1444
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Speaker 2: think many people could say they'd Royalty in their car, Paul,

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01:06:13,320 --> 01:06:14,840
Speaker 2: that is incredible. I love the fact that your dad

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Speaker 2: never even bought it up for like two years.

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Speaker 3: And that he's made to him. Hey mate, that's done interesting.

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Speaker 2: I tell that story you helped a member of the

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Speaker 2: royal household cheat orienteering when he was at college. This

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Speaker 2: comes from Angelina listens to the podcast in Chicago, Christian.

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01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:34,400
Speaker 2: I was joined the podcast the other day and you

1452
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 2: were asking me to call in with their inventories of

1453
01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,880
Speaker 2: the junk draw. Yeah, this is the draw that we

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01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:41,080
Speaker 2: have in every single house where there is just a

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Speaker 2: load of random rubbish. In Christian here's what I found.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Angela was on a very long conference

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Speaker 2: call and decided to draw the whole contents of the

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Speaker 2: drawer for me. Angel thank you very much for the

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Speaker 2: included artwork. Potato masher, plastic ladle screwdriver with exchangeable head

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Speaker 2: attachment pliers, small green super glue, tiny silver scoop, no

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Speaker 2: unit of measure, no idea, what's doing there? Why? Nope? No,

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Speaker 2: neither Me and my husband drink wine tea diffuser number

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Speaker 2: one of four. We own six large rubber washers for

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Speaker 2: unknown connections, tape, three decks of playing cards, full sets,

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Speaker 2: paper clips, birthday candles, that's a good one in thore

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Speaker 2: as well, birthday candles, chalk plastic bread clips. You know

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Speaker 2: those tiny little tabs. Yeah, I don't know. Why would

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01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 2: you be keeping those? Turkey based light bulb too small

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Speaker 2: to fit anything we currently own, and a dentist tool

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Speaker 2: some kind of hook pick. Thank you very much for those.

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Speaker 2: If you got an email for me late to the party,

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Speaker 2: email christianat Gold one o four three dot com dot au.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Angie, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh

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Speaker 1: four point three.

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Speaker 2: We are back tomorrow morning, Thursday already tomorrow money every

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Speaker 2: pats back with us as well. Maybe tomorrow we should

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Speaker 2: chat with We should walk out exactly how many days

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01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 2: it is since the Grand Final, right, and how many

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01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:57,720
Speaker 2: days that Dusty has left his car there? And see

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01:07:57,760 --> 01:08:01,120
Speaker 2: if there's anybody else who's left their car longest somewhere

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01:08:01,280 --> 01:08:03,800
Speaker 2: you know, whether they've forgotten about it or something happened.

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01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:06,560
Speaker 2: If you can talk, I can't off the toime my head.

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01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:08,120
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell you how many days it is, but

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01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:11,200
Speaker 2: we will by tomorrow, hopefully our minds.

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01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:13,800
Speaker 3: Would have it will be forty plus forty plus days.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot, and he's got no intention of rushing

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01:08:16,320 --> 01:08:18,760
Speaker 2: back anytime soon. Has anyone left their car for more

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Speaker 2: than a couple of days If you want to email

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Speaker 2: Anie to a party. Christian at Gold one at four

1490
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Speaker 2: to three dot com dot au. Title of today's show

1491
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Speaker 2: is leave the backside alone. Thanks for listening, Have a

1492
01:08:28,840 --> 01:08:29,200
Speaker 2: good day.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three