Speaker 1: The christ Joan O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast has.
Speaker 2: Been to launch in two five to it Tuesday, where
Speaker 2: every Tuesday on the show we do five phone ins
Speaker 2: running at the same time.
Speaker 3: Or some other shows are.
Speaker 2: Told that you can only handle one phone in at
Speaker 2: one time, We say you can handle five. You made
Speaker 2: this work every single week with all your amazing stories.
Speaker 3: Last week we.
Speaker 2: Had an amazing one for an hour wall to wall,
Speaker 2: all killer, no filler, and I think you'll enjoy once
Speaker 2: you got today. All right, Famous people at the movies?
Speaker 2: What celebrities a listers through to crawl all of them?
Speaker 4: It's none at the bottom of the barrel, o.
Speaker 3: Cilly no, I went. I just met like every kind
Speaker 3: of celebrity.
Speaker 2: There are a listers and there's a lister plus and
Speaker 2: that is Shane the man Crawford. You would have never
Speaker 2: you will never see him at the cinema. That man
Speaker 2: cannot sit still for ten minutes. He's not checking out
Speaker 2: the irishman. All right, So famous people at the movies,
Speaker 2: who have you seen famous going.
Speaker 3: To the cinema? Jack has got a great one to
Speaker 3: start with.
Speaker 4: I sat in the cinema with Sean mccliffe to watch
Speaker 4: the two thousand and five King Kong, not a great film,
Speaker 4: but a great comedian who I loved very much.
Speaker 3: So this is being back when you're working at Hoyts.
Speaker 4: I was at Hoyts. So to check his ticket, I well,
Speaker 4: not on this occasion. No, I went to the cinema
Speaker 4: for fifty It only cost us fifty cents. When we
Speaker 4: worked at Hoyts, you could go to the film for
Speaker 4: fifty cents.
Speaker 3: What a great job.
Speaker 2: Wer Okay, so celebrities, famous people at the cinema. Yesterday
Speaker 2: I'm at the gym and there was a couple in
Speaker 2: their early twenties. They were very chatty, and he was
Speaker 2: very hands on with her, and I thought it's a
Speaker 2: bit odd for a personal trainer to put his hands
Speaker 2: quite like that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, afterwards, I was getting changed and he was in there.
Speaker 3: I couldn't leave it then, and I went a personal
Speaker 3: trainer here. I knew he wasn't.
Speaker 2: And because those personal trainers are all gyms, they like
Speaker 2: you to know they're a personal trainer. The only job
Speaker 2: were they have it written on their backs what they
Speaker 2: are because they're so special personal trainer. Anyway, he didn't
Speaker 2: have that, and he goes, no, no, no, no, And
Speaker 2: I said, all right, okay, So because you knew so much,
Speaker 2: I just presume your personal trainer with that girl. He goes, oh, no,
Speaker 2: we're on a second date, second d second day at
Speaker 2: the gym.
Speaker 3: They were heading off for lunch.
Speaker 2: It's a safe space, though it's not if but it's hard.
Speaker 2: If she's not getting on well with him, she's got it.
Speaker 2: You know, how long is a workout gonna last? And
Speaker 2: it's like lunch afterwards, it feels like quite a big ordeal. Anyway,
Speaker 2: weird dates that you've been on after seeing a couple
Speaker 2: of years, say on a second date at a gym workout. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: I was talking about the rules that we have in
Speaker 2: our house for the two girls, the two teenage daughters
Speaker 2: our If you've got friends coming around, you keep that
Speaker 2: bedroom door open, especially one of them friends, maybe a man.
Speaker 2: Sorry boy, just keep keep the door open if it's
Speaker 2: a boy. Rules your parents had when you were growing up.
Speaker 2: I remember I was forbidden from hitchhiking, not that I
Speaker 2: was never going to hitch My mum just saw danger everywhere,
Speaker 2: still does now. She was a nurse, so she maintained
Speaker 2: that she saw everything at the hospital danger everywhere. Wasn't
Speaker 2: out of a skateboard hitch hiking. It was if I
Speaker 2: went to HITCHI hitchhiking, I would she this, never go
Speaker 2: hitch hiking or you it was like you might end
Speaker 2: up It was or you will end up dead in
Speaker 2: a ditch. Now, the phrase dead in a ditch got
Speaker 2: said about many things that my mum just didn't want
Speaker 2: me to do.
Speaker 3: The phrase you will end up dead in a ditch.
Speaker 2: Not you might, or there's very little chance, but you
Speaker 2: actually you go hitchhiking.
Speaker 3: Christian is not alive anymore. He's dead in a ditch.
Speaker 3: So rules that your parents had.
Speaker 2: I remember the other one as well, for some reason,
Speaker 2: that we were never allowed to be and my sister
Speaker 2: to have wet hair because my mum said it could
Speaker 2: bring on cancer by having wet or damp hair. Heard
Speaker 2: that this is a woman who was a nurse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, end up dead in a ditch?
Speaker 2: And where did you fall asleep? Yesterday it was a
Speaker 2: super Bowl. If only there was a guy on Breakfast
Speaker 2: Radio Melbourne who could let us know what it was
Speaker 2: like to go out to a Super Bowl'd be great
Speaker 2: to hear that at Breakfast what it was like to
Speaker 2: be out of the super bar, which there was some
Speaker 2: on the radio that was selfless enough to fly out
Speaker 2: there at huge costs to report back on something we
Speaker 2: couldn't see on the TV or anything. You could only
Speaker 2: hear the man on the radio describe what it's like
Speaker 2: to be lucky enough to be But anyway, yes, to
Speaker 2: let the super Bowl are very big, the world's biggest
Speaker 2: sporting event. It's such a very, very noisy. Someone was
Speaker 2: on screen fast asleep. You've got to check this footage
Speaker 2: out online. We're put up on our Facebook page. There's
Speaker 2: a guy he's not just nodded off. His head's back
Speaker 2: against the wall and don't know when he's pounded load
Speaker 2: of beers and he's just peaked too soon.
Speaker 3: His mouth is wide home. He's fast asleep.
Speaker 2: It's so noisy American football. The ch is this guy
Speaker 2: mouth agape catching z's.
Speaker 3: But where have you fallen asleep?
Speaker 2: Significant places, the strange places that you've actually managed to
Speaker 2: get some shut eye and accidentally just not off fall asleep.
Speaker 3: So those are your five topics.
Speaker 2: Celebrities, famous people at the movies, seeing them at the cinema.
Speaker 3: We'd dates you've been on.
Speaker 2: Rules your parents had like no hitchhiking from me and
Speaker 2: ended up dead in a ditch.
Speaker 3: And where did you fall asleep? That's your five topic today.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning to Marie, who said that her parents would
Speaker 2: never ever let her get on an escalator with her
Speaker 2: laces untied because otherwise she'd get broken legs.
Speaker 4: Oh als was, yeah, you woul get sucked into the mechanisms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, it's a famous baby.
Speaker 2: You've seen at the cinema unusually and weird dates you've
Speaker 2: been on rules that your parents had for you when
Speaker 2: you were growing up.
Speaker 3: Aware have you fallen asleep?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three Michael, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning. Okay, so you're kicking us off with celebrities
Speaker 2: at the cinema.
Speaker 3: Who have you seen? I saw the bay, all right,
Speaker 3: mister horses himself and what was he watching?
Speaker 5: Well, I didn't actually I didn't actually think you was
Speaker 5: seeing because the actually looked like a bit of a bomb.
Speaker 6: He had some stained with jeans on, and he didn't
Speaker 6: really look like he was supposed to be in the cinema.
Speaker 2: That's a and I can't there with Barnsy and Pharnsie.
Speaker 3: He can't say no a bum.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it looked like a bit of bum because he
Speaker 7: had these old son and songs and who.
Speaker 3: Knew we had to dress up in singlets and songs.
Speaker 2: Anyways, Well, the funny the funny thing was I actually
Speaker 2: saw him at Riccardo's restaurant beforehand, wearing the exact same thing,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 5: When I saw him at the cinema, I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: hang on.
Speaker 3: It is him.
Speaker 5: So because at the restaurant I didn't think it was.
Speaker 6: Him, but everyone was getting excited, pointing and and what
Speaker 6: have you.
Speaker 4: And then he turned around and.
Speaker 5: Obviously was him. But it was a bit of a
Speaker 5: bit of a funny thing to see a guy like that,
Speaker 5: you know, in just a place like where everyone is well.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to watch my dress to tie. One
Speaker 3: is Michael.
Speaker 2: You see me out and about not without a colored
Speaker 2: shirt or.
Speaker 3: You know the cinema he had.
Speaker 7: There was there was, there was there was There was
Speaker 7: grease and stuff.
Speaker 3: He didn't work in a car garage during the day
Speaker 3: repairs into the shit there.
Speaker 2: We need to get down breathwork on the show to
Speaker 2: apologize and clear up all these wicked rumors about the grease.
Speaker 3: What was it. What was the movie? Michael?
Speaker 5: I was dragger?
Speaker 3: All right, Michael, thank you very much. You cool. Have
Speaker 3: a good day mate. Alright, Lucy, good morning.
Speaker 8: Hi Christian, I'm ringing up a that weird day.
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Where did you go?
Speaker 8: He took me to a church first and did not
Speaker 8: stop dropping the F bomb. And then we went to
Speaker 8: a supermarket where he made me get one of those
Speaker 8: loyalty cards.
Speaker 3: Who was this guy, dar Breithway?
Speaker 8: He was a six foot four German, and then he
Speaker 8: proceeded to pick me up by the back of my
Speaker 8: jeans because I'm only five ft three. So it was
Speaker 8: just the weirdest date ever. That's why I've never forgotten it.
Speaker 3: Right, So you go to the church. First of all?
Speaker 3: What to do with the church? Can I say prayer? Like?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 8: No. We we got on the freeway and he drives
Speaker 8: like a madman and he said, I thank you to
Speaker 8: my church.
Speaker 3: Terminator.
Speaker 8: Definitely we went up to save money because in many times,
Speaker 8: and all the way up he was swearing. Every second
Speaker 8: word was the F bomb. And I said to him,
Speaker 8: when we get in the church, I hope you're not
Speaker 8: going to swear. We're getting the church. He kneels down
Speaker 8: does the sign of the Cross and then dropped the
Speaker 8: F bomb again.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I know it was crazy.
Speaker 8: No, he just assume again, definitely not now.
Speaker 9: He was scary.
Speaker 8: He was scary and crazy.
Speaker 9: Nah.
Speaker 8: And then and then he showed me he's leg.
Speaker 10: He had a bullet wound from when.
Speaker 9: He saw of him.
Speaker 3: All right, Lucy, thank you very much and cool, take care,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: Byte.
Speaker 3: It is a great It's take one last call before
Speaker 3: the news, Cheryl. Good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 10: I love your show. It gets me up every morning.
Speaker 10: I'm fifty seven and I need more than a vitamin
Speaker 10: tablet dday.
Speaker 2: Cheryl, thank you very much, and thanks for even giving
Speaker 2: the show ago. Cheryl, which one are you calling intobout
Speaker 2: this morning? Mate for five to Tuesday.
Speaker 10: I've actually got two in one.
Speaker 3: I off you go.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 10: It's nineteen seventy eight September. Our family of Stix kids
Speaker 10: me sixteen down to nine sister. We move from an
Speaker 10: eleven and a half square house where we're jammed in
Speaker 10: like hamsters to a more roomy house where I get
Speaker 10: my own bedroom which happens to be the equal to
Speaker 10: my parents' room and half a seven bunk beds. Is
Speaker 10: not going to do it. So I get promised to
Speaker 10: bed for my sixteenth birthday. I inherit and still have
Speaker 10: and sleep in a beautiful old raw's eye and with
Speaker 10: brass flowers bed. I've had it since then. It's never
Speaker 10: it's had the sides renovated. Of course they've got a
Speaker 10: bit aware over the years. But anyway, and so new bedroom,
Speaker 10: new house, new rule. No males in the bedroom. No
Speaker 10: come up and see my atching. No boyfriend of three years. No,
Speaker 10: not even brothers, possibly not the cats. And I'm in
Speaker 10: form a year ten, Form four. I've got a desk,
Speaker 10: I've got everything. I've got some antiques I bought with
Speaker 10: some parts on money. I've got his lovely big room.
Speaker 10: Just me allowed in it, maybe my sister, possibly friends.
Speaker 10: That's okay, No males. So I get to go out
Speaker 10: on a date with someone I run into a year
Speaker 10: after I first sees them, and make a joke. We
Speaker 10: go to a very sleazy, seedy place in john called this.
Speaker 10: Oh god, it used to it was in a rough suburb. Anyway,
Speaker 10: it's still rough. And it was music so loud you
Speaker 10: couldn't talk, and a lingerie show two bucks ahead. This
Speaker 10: is nineteen eighty three No. Nineteen eighty two, And I
Speaker 10: asked afterwards, why did we go there? I still if
Speaker 10: you were no good the lingerie show would have been
Speaker 10: worth before.
Speaker 3: But ye is what an idiot? Wow?
Speaker 10: But anyway, so we get to the that's the one
Speaker 10: I end up getting engaged to at the end of
Speaker 10: eighty three. Still not allowed in the bedroom is not engaged? No,
Speaker 10: not up the hallway. Do you know when he was
Speaker 10: allowed to visit my bedroom after we got back from
Speaker 10: the honeymoon.
Speaker 2: Right he was finding out to see that raw irom
Speaker 2: bed with the sizes of been restored.
Speaker 10: Never never been up the hallway other than to wash
Speaker 10: his hands up to.
Speaker 5: Going to the loop.
Speaker 3: Watched detail here even when.
Speaker 10: Even when Mum and Dad weren't there. Remember the joke,
Speaker 10: you know the eighties, In the eighties, that was the
Speaker 10: decade that safe sex met your pearance were away. But anyway, no,
Speaker 10: it was it was possibly close to the twenty eighth
Speaker 10: of April nine eighty five, a.
Speaker 3: Date on this story. We've all been wondering which season
Speaker 3: it was in.
Speaker 10: That's two in one wait, Eryl show.
Speaker 3: And everyone, Cheryl, thank you very much for cooling the show.
Speaker 3: That's very funny. Thanks a lot, mate, I love it.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Bye bye, Cheryl.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: At topic this morning for five to bit Tuesday. Wherever
Speaker 2: you managed to fall asleep? Rules that your parents had,
Speaker 2: weird dates you've been on and seeing famous people at
Speaker 2: the cinema nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 2: is in number.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Trevor.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Trevor, Good morning, boys and girls.
Speaker 11: How are we?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's good.
Speaker 2: It's all the boys and girls. All the boys and
Speaker 2: girls are good and we hope you're well, Trevor. Which
Speaker 2: story you're calling it about?
Speaker 11: That? It's weird dates?
Speaker 3: Where did you go? Trevor?
Speaker 11: My date was a blind date and a nudist speech?
Speaker 2: That is I mean, you're getting straight down to checking
Speaker 2: each other out, aren't you. There's no sort of mysteriousness
Speaker 2: about what they might look like naked.
Speaker 11: We've never met before. We've decided we'd go to the
Speaker 11: nudist beeech and that's what we did. And that was
Speaker 11: a blind date at the nudis speech.
Speaker 3: So you never met before? So how are you pointing
Speaker 3: each other out? So to speak? Weren't pointing anyone out here?
Speaker 4: Speech I'll be the guy with the because he can't
Speaker 4: say red hat, you can't say white t.
Speaker 3: Shirt, the guy with one that's slightly longer than the
Speaker 3: other one.
Speaker 8: No, no, no no.
Speaker 11: We met in the car park and then went to
Speaker 11: the nudist speech.
Speaker 3: Right, So what you met in the car park clothed clothed?
Speaker 11: Yes, because you on to it.
Speaker 3: You can't be check and going to later on. That
Speaker 3: just needs to know what the protocol is. Do I
Speaker 3: turn up naked or other changing facilities?
Speaker 11: You go to the beach, then you disrobe at the beach.
Speaker 3: Disrobe that's what you call it. And tell me this, Trevor.
Speaker 3: Did you see each other again after the disrobing?
Speaker 11: Yes, it is, yeah, absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 3: All right, great place, Trevor. Thank you very much. You
Speaker 3: called me.
Speaker 11: I have a good day, no eyes, guys, have a
Speaker 11: good one. Lovely show.
Speaker 3: Thank you, thank you, thank you, Trevor. I get the
Speaker 3: feeling of Trevor's calling you naked, Blake. Good morning morning.
Speaker 5: How are you going?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm good, Blake. Thanks for calling.
Speaker 2: Five to witch Tuesday. So tell us about the place
Speaker 2: you've fallen asleep. This guy yestad at the Super Bowl,
Speaker 2: what was it for you.
Speaker 5: I've fallen asleep at the Grand Prix and Melbourne. I'll
Speaker 5: leave the last five or six years.
Speaker 3: How it's the world's noisiest sport.
Speaker 2: I mean rockets going round every couple of minutes. The
Speaker 2: noise you can hear four wherever you are in Melbourne?
Speaker 2: Where's the Grand Prix here?
Speaker 5: And it's really good for a long weekend on your
Speaker 5: feet all day at the timement, roll around, pretty warm,
Speaker 5: pretty tired.
Speaker 3: Have you can chuck it into the hospitality and the bees?
Speaker 3: Is that what it is?
Speaker 5: Usually?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: Wow? Do you do this every year?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Wexcuse I think I've fallen asleep.
Speaker 2: I reckon that would put the drivers off. If I
Speaker 2: was Lewis Hamilton, I kept going round sleep. I'm going
Speaker 2: to do a donut now and try.
Speaker 3: And wake him up.
Speaker 5: Usually my mate's like cowboy anything like.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll have to look out for you on
Speaker 2: the coverage. If we can see our man late, they're
Speaker 2: catching some zis a right blake. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for calling you.
Speaker 3: Uh Simone, Hi, here are going I'm good? So talking
Speaker 3: about the rules that your parents had, what was it
Speaker 3: for you? Okay?
Speaker 6: I was going out with my boyfriend and when we
Speaker 6: would be saying goodbye, my mum woun flicked in front
Speaker 6: like porch to say, come in, you've had enough time.
Speaker 6: If we didn't take any.
Speaker 2: Notice of that, like a lighthouse calling you back in,
Speaker 2: come in number nine, Come in number, your time is up.
Speaker 6: Oh no, get it gets better, it gets better if
Speaker 6: we didn't, if we didn't take any notice of that,
Speaker 6: she would then open the door and yell out, simone,
Speaker 6: get inside. And if we didn't take any notice of that,
Speaker 6: she would physically come out and say get inside now.
Speaker 3: And how old were.
Speaker 6: I was seventeen when I started going out with my boyfriend.
Speaker 6: I had a curfew was twelve o'clock until the day
Speaker 6: I got married, and I was twenty three.
Speaker 3: Agree with a problem. It's a six o'clock See how
Speaker 3: it goes.
Speaker 2: Six o'clock in by six pm? Whuntil all sudden I
Speaker 2: just a flat six o'clock.
Speaker 6: If it was daylight savings, and we sort of thought,
Speaker 6: oh cool, you know we've got an extra hour. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: no daylight saving. This doesn't turn over until two o'clock
Speaker 6: in the morning.
Speaker 2: Simone, I'm going to use that porch light trip because
Speaker 2: my daughter takes ages out there on the porch saying
Speaker 2: goodbye to her friend who is a boy. And I'm
Speaker 2: going to start using the old lights coming on and off,
Speaker 2: me just staring through the shutters at them as well.
Speaker 3: The lights off that looks damping it all? Is that
Speaker 3: your dad staring always?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, so thank you very much.
Speaker 6: On her till twenty three.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so thanks you advice, thanks mate, Bye
Speaker 2: bye Andy? How then will just keep this going for
Speaker 2: Can I run this out to day?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 7: Today all Christian act, So make an.
Speaker 3: Entrance ar Andy. Andy, you're live on the radio on Gold.
Speaker 3: What's your story for us? Mate?
Speaker 7: I actually fell fell asleep in a twenty four hour
Speaker 7: mountain bike race. So there's a mountain bike race that
Speaker 7: that you're literally on the track for twenty four hours
Speaker 7: and around about start at midday and you're riding away
Speaker 7: until midnight. And then it hit around about two o'clock
Speaker 7: and I started hitting a bit of a lull, as
Speaker 7: you would riding for fourteen hours straight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I thought I'll pull over for a pell.
Speaker 3: Then it.
Speaker 7: Did, so I cuddled up into the ditch near a
Speaker 7: tree and.
Speaker 1: The bike.
Speaker 7: And I was sleeping away and the other annoying thing
Speaker 7: was that each participants would keep on coming path ah
Speaker 7: A you.
Speaker 3: All right mate, Sorry, that's amazing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that was pretty cool, Pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Great, all right, Andy, thank you very much and call
Speaker 2: make good on you.
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Speaker 3: Podcast email here from Isabella, just a tail end of
Speaker 3: this morning's.
Speaker 2: Five to a Tuesday. One thing we're talking about with
Speaker 2: his parents and the rules they have for you. Christian
Speaker 2: my work, so I can't call him, but we a
Speaker 2: really stream were all growing up. We weren't allowed to
Speaker 2: eat boss Castle pies. What I don't grab my attention.
Speaker 2: The company had their bakery in the next street over
Speaker 2: from us, so every morning, the whole suburb with smell
Speaker 2: of onion. My mom was so sick of the smell.
Speaker 2: She decided if we didn't eat the pies, they'd got
Speaker 2: up business.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 2: Chris, and I'm sure if you tried a Boscastle pie,
Speaker 2: I have the very nice. They're not of the best around.
Speaker 2: So the loss of four customers was never really going
Speaker 2: to impact their sales live the show. But that's a
Speaker 2: TYPEO for live the show, even a show better. That's
Speaker 2: a great email.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: Four people wouldn't have the pies. They come out business kids.
Speaker 2: We'll see the back of them. Well, we will see
Speaker 2: out the boss Castle Corporation.
Speaker 4: There's another topic in places, like good businesses that your
Speaker 4: parents forbid.
Speaker 2: You go, oh, let's do that tomorrow. Yeah, my mum's
Speaker 2: and dwans and they're fat wise. That's no son of
Speaker 2: mine has ever gone back.
Speaker 7: Mind.
Speaker 2: I had to fall out with the chip shop after
Speaker 2: they overcharged him I think about forty two p and
Speaker 2: for ten years. We had to then slept for ages
Speaker 2: ago and they were the best fish and chip shop
Speaker 2: in town by far, and they were at the end
Speaker 2: of our road. I could walk there, but now we
Speaker 2: had to go in the car, so we will get
Speaker 2: less fish and chips. They even changed hands, and I
Speaker 2: kept saying to my dad, they don't those people aren't
Speaker 2: there anymore.
Speaker 3: I think he even died at one point.
Speaker 2: My dad went doesn't matter. So yeah, I think my
Speaker 2: dad fat, wiles and bad that they rest like podcastle bies.
Speaker 2: That's on tomorrow's show if you want to get in
Speaker 2: early to the party. Christian at Gold one four three
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