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Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation.

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Speaker 2: A lot of women have been asking their partners the

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Speaker 2: last few weeks a very strange question. The question is

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Speaker 2: how often do you think about the Roman Empire? And

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Speaker 2: the women are stunned to hear that their partners, that

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Speaker 2: men they know, actually are thinking about the Roman Empire?

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Speaker 2: Do you?

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Speaker 3: I never really thought about it in so many words,

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Speaker 3: but yeah, I do think about the Roman empery context

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Speaker 3: think about.

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Speaker 1: I don't get oh well, I'm thinking about the Roman Empire?

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Speaker 1: Just stuff like aqueducts or what context? Would you think?

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Speaker 1: You might say some plumbing and you just think, I

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Speaker 1: good on the Romans they came up with that.

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Speaker 2: What about the Colosseum Colosseum? Whenever you see as a

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Speaker 2: christ story about a church, you think those Christians?

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Speaker 3: If I was in the Colosseum, would I rather be

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Speaker 3: a gladiator or a Christian or a lion?

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Speaker 1: Because the lions didn't have it really good in.

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Speaker 2: That I think the gladiators had it better than the Christians.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about that. What if you were not

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Speaker 1: a good gladiator? But you still you know I'm clumsy

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Speaker 1: with knives. Chop my own foot off before I go out.

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Speaker 2: All this started because a Roman reenactor Unattractive claimed that

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Speaker 2: many women don't realize how often men think about the

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Speaker 2: Roman Empire, and so women were starting to ask their

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Speaker 2: boyfriends this and posting this stuff on TikTok, saying, wow,

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Speaker 2: it's real. But I saw a picture the other day.

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Speaker 2: This is from security footage in America of a guy

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Speaker 2: in a supermarket and a brown bread bear or a

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Speaker 2: grizzly bear is lunging at him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're gonna make yourself look bigger than the bear.

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Speaker 2: Well, see this is the thing I wonder if or

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Speaker 2: crouching a pull. Well, someone made the comment here ninety

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Speaker 2: percent of a guy's daydreaming spent mentally preparing for exactly

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Speaker 2: the scenario. Buying some Doritos. Next minute, a giant bear

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Speaker 2: is lunging at you, and you're doing the equations you

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Speaker 2: in your bed as a kid growing up from the

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Speaker 2: moment you've had salient thoughts. You're doing the equations in

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Speaker 2: your head of how would I protect myself from a bear?

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Speaker 1: That's what men do. It's always like that.

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Speaker 3: I'm always ready for a situation wation, and that's why

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Speaker 3: I always wear shoes wherever I go. I don't have

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Speaker 3: a situation like die hard Bruce Willis, John mcclaan, and

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Speaker 3: like he would have cleaned up those terrorsts hands grouper

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Speaker 3: would have fallen off of nug attacky Flaza a lot

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Speaker 3: quicker had he had some.

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Speaker 2: Shoes, if he'd had some shoes on, taken out all

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Speaker 2: those terrorsts who had guns.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm saying so ever since then?

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Speaker 2: And is it only bears? So, I mean, what situations, situations?

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Speaker 2: Situation do you think about how you'd protect yourself in

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Speaker 2: a shark attack? Yeah, you think about how you'd punch

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Speaker 2: a shark in the nose.

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Speaker 1: Not punch a shape.

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Speaker 3: But what I would do if a shark attack me,

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Speaker 3: I'd go under the water with the shark, talk it out.

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Speaker 2: And it would die of board because you can talk underwater.

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Speaker 2: I know the sharks.

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Speaker 3: Largely sharks largely we go bite you because they're curious.

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Speaker 3: They don't really like eating humans. They're just they're just

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Speaker 3: testing you out. The problem is they nick you for

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Speaker 3: moral o archy going to bleed out. So what you

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Speaker 3: do is you get on the shark's territory. You go

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Speaker 3: under the water with the shark.

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Speaker 2: Has anyone ever tried that? Is this just your theory

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Speaker 2: if you're swimming this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Ron Taylor. Yeah, well they.

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Speaker 2: Want Shane Malon with shark experts difference.

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Speaker 1: He never stops. It's being a man, you know. Women

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Speaker 1: just get through men.

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Speaker 2: I'm not even going to answer that. I'm not even

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Speaker 2: going to answer because I think women have to think about.

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Speaker 1: A service station, wait for Johnny ice Pipe to come

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Speaker 1: in and rob the place. I kind of hope that

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Speaker 1: Johnny ice Pipe will come.

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Speaker 2: See you have a fantasy about saving the world, you

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Speaker 2: know what.

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Speaker 1: I want to be like that.

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Speaker 2: What does he do?

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Speaker 1: He just kicks out guy's ars and becomes a hero.

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Speaker 2: Whereas women, I think, have to do everything. Women have

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Speaker 2: to do everything all at once. Anyway, women while they're

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Speaker 2: going in to get petrol at the service station, I

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Speaker 2: don't go ahead, we don't. Women have to go into

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Speaker 2: the service station thinking I've got to get the petrol.

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Speaker 2: Have I got the school lunch is sort of for tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: I haven't put the washing on it as sports day tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Women have to think a million things at once, so

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Speaker 2: we don't have time to kick a bear in the face. Actually,

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Speaker 2: if a bear came up, I'd kick it in the

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Speaker 2: face because I was angry.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you think about when you go on

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Speaker 1: the service stations. Do you have any traveler pies?

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Speaker 2: No, I'll tell you. I saw this great thing once.

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Speaker 2: It said if a woman got bitten by a spider

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Speaker 2: in a radioactive scenario and got all those spider powers,

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Speaker 2: she'd say, I don't have time for this shit, and

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Speaker 2: she'd hide all her powers because she's got too much

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Speaker 2: going on. Okay, have we solved anything