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Speaker 1: Ll podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now we've got a very special guest who's joining us.

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Speaker 2: We're currently on wood his front porch practicing our social distancing,

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Speaker 2: and just on the other side of his front fence

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Speaker 2: is Nazim Hussei.

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Speaker 3: I saw that guy four weeks ago when he was

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Speaker 3: plugging his Melbourne comedy show.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was a waste of time, wasn't it.

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Speaker 3: Since the coronavirus hit, he's been out of a job,

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Speaker 3: but he's keeping himself busy, playing tiger pranks on his

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Speaker 3: mum and recording a podcast called Surviving the Coronavirus. He

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Speaker 3: used to get teased a lot for not being a

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Speaker 3: fan of travel. Who's laughing? Now here he is to

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Speaker 3: chat over wood, he's fence.

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Speaker 4: It's the zem the same.

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Speaker 1: Yay, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 5: Guys, you what kind of I'm not even inside the property.

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Speaker 2: No, lad, that's fine. You're actually going to stay with

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Speaker 2: us because we're doing Astray as easy as quiz up next.

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Speaker 2: And you don't know this, but you're playing for someone.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and they go on to win five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 2: If you win for them, what are they going to

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Speaker 2: spend it on? Well, we often choose someone desperate who

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Speaker 2: really needs it, so flipy stuff you Smartnessine.

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Speaker 5: No, No, I'm not actually so.

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Speaker 6: Does this mean if I.

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Speaker 4: Lose, they lose?

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Speaker 5: And they really so this This is a person that

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Speaker 5: really needs the money.

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Speaker 2: But we'll probably choose someone to add back the stakes

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Speaker 2: a bit more desperate.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, cool, all right, all right, I'm nervous.

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Speaker 6: You just don't freaked me out.

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Speaker 5: Some hand sanitizs my nervous tick is touching my face before.

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Speaker 2: Before we go to them, before we go to the

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Speaker 2: news the quiz on the other side, can you just

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Speaker 2: tell everyone really quickly about the tiger thing with your mum?

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Speaker 2: It was outrageous.

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Speaker 5: There's this weird thing on Google right now, augmented reality

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Speaker 5: where you can see like exotic animals through your phone. Anyway,

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Speaker 5: I sent my mom a video of a tiger digital

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Speaker 5: in my house, and she messaged back.

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Speaker 6: Literally not getting that.

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Speaker 5: She thought it was a real tiger, and I decided

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Speaker 5: to play along with it, and it got to the

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Speaker 5: point where she freaked out, thinking that I've got a

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Speaker 6: She just told me to lock the bedroom door.

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Speaker 5: She said, lock him in the toilet, and then I said,

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Speaker 5: he's jumping on the kitchen bench because he's hungry.

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Speaker 6: She said, I've got minced me.

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Speaker 3: She's going to come around and drop.

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Speaker 6: She sent me a crazy hours a boy message. She's

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Speaker 6: just when she found out was a prank, she actually

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Speaker 5: Sisters and stuff and tried to tell them what the

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Speaker 5: hell a prank? What had happened that I lied to

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Speaker 5: with her explanation and now actually think that I've got

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Speaker 5: a tiger in the house. A prank has given birth

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Speaker 2: Perfect. But her sisters and stuff, they're like, how did

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Speaker 6: I think she was trying to explain. She was laughing

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Speaker 6: a lot, and she was like, man, he said he's

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Speaker 6: but if the tiger was hungry, and they probably missed

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Speaker 6: the part where she said, it's not a real tiger.

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Speaker 5: And maybe he's just you know, he's this comedian in Australia.

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Speaker 5: He's just a funny.

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Speaker 4: His whole life's a joke.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, takes life and he got a tiger and

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Speaker 6: man eating cat in the house.

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Speaker 3: But people, people believe that because the targeting everyone says

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Speaker 3: it's target King.

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Speaker 4: Now, no, no, that Tyson's got one.

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Speaker 5: If you're going into buy make if you're making to

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Speaker 5: jump over this Fance.

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Speaker 2: Podcasting Now we are also live every day on our Instagram,

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Speaker 2: Okay nao, we're live on bood. He's pro portras. Jane's

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Speaker 2: standing on the other side of what he's fist.

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Speaker 5: I'm coming because he just came.

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Speaker 2: In Moses Prayer, Yeah, the Moses moment and know what's

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Speaker 2: going on the Mosses. But Nazine is going to be

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Speaker 2: a part of isolation games.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and the game is called Creamed by Nazine. So

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Speaker 3: the way cream by Nazine works is basically nixine.

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Speaker 2: You're going to be answering questions by our listeners.

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Speaker 4: So thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 2: If you want to ask Nazine.

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Speaker 3: A questions question, give us a called.

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Speaker 2: That related. You're actually allowed to nominate a topic. What's

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Speaker 2: your specialty topic.

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Speaker 5: Let's go with home fitness.

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Speaker 2: Home fitness.

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Speaker 5: If we're all inside our homes, trying to keep okay, unfit.

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Speaker 2: That's your specialty, homes, not specialty.

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Speaker 6: But I can definitely okay.

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 3: So if you've got a question for Nazeine on a

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Speaker 3: home answer Fitness thirteen one O six five. If Nazine

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Speaker 3: gets the question right, that's great. If Naziine gets the

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Speaker 3: question wrong, I get a cream pie in the face.

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Speaker 2: My long game creams is your live Isolation Games. It'll

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Speaker 2: be live on Instagram Will and Woody as of about now.

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Speaker 2: So Jack is followed, get involved. Can't wait to see

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Speaker 2: what's in the face Queen.

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Speaker 5: Well, it's like who okay, because I think people might

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Speaker 5: be missing, and you know, I just try.

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Speaker 2: To know what we're live on radio. I'm just going

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Speaker 2: to remind you of that again a few moments recently. Yes,

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Speaker 6: I'm the body cameraman here.

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Speaker 2: You are the cameraman at the moment. Now look before

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Speaker 2: we get into isolation games and creamed by Naziine. I

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Speaker 2: just I just thought we spoke about this really briefly. Earlier,

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Speaker 2: Nazine pulled one of the great all time stitch ups

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Speaker 2: on his mum when he told her that he had

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Speaker 2: a live tiger in his house. Apparently, you send her.

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Speaker 5: A video mate augmented reality like on Google, you can

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Speaker 5: basically have exotic animals in your house. Ye, shark swimming

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Speaker 5: around your room sent for She genuinely.

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Speaker 2: Believed she bought it. She bought it.

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Speaker 6: She start panicking. She called my sister in a panic.

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Speaker 5: She offered to bring minced meat around because I said,

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Speaker 5: the tiger is hungry and on the kitchen table.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So have a listen. And we've actually

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Speaker 2: that your mum left you warning you about the dangers

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Speaker 2: of having a live tiger in your house. This is

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Speaker 6: Then he gets angry. He might even bite you, so

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Speaker 6: you'll be very careful.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 6: I'm just very worried about it. I don't know why

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Speaker 6: you take this chance of bringing tigers into the house,

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Speaker 6: you know, I don't know what to tell you. Nazi, Okay,

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Speaker 6: just get into the ship, lock him in the toilet.

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Speaker 6: That's all I'm telling you.

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Speaker 5: A target in the toilet. Imagine why I need to

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Speaker 2: Stole that off the Hangover because as they do in

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Speaker 5: Imagine my mom watching the Hangover.

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Speaker 2: I would Isolation games right now? All right, so is

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Speaker 2: the name of the Isolation game today with.

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Speaker 6: The rated version of the show?

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Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, obviously in his name. We're in we're in

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Speaker 2: public and you're live on Radio j Radit show man.

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Speaker 2: That third and one of six. Five you want to

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Speaker 2: The way it's going to work is you, guys, ask

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Speaker 2: Nazima question. He's chosen the topic to be home fitness.

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Speaker 2: That's his topic. If would he if he gets the

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Speaker 2: question wrong, would he cream pies himself in the face?

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Speaker 2: All right, are we ready to go? We used to?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. Nazim's the camera man here,

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Speaker 2: let's do it. We'll kick it off with Oliver. Oliver,

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Speaker 2: welcome to Creamed by Nazine Isolation Games mate.

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Speaker 6: The first question was the question was how many push

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Speaker 5: Z talent question question and the average mail, an average mail, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: to have an average male.

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Speaker 2: People want to check this out, by the way, on

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Speaker 2: Instagram with because what he's shirtless in his leopard print

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Speaker 2: shaws on his knees, on the on his knees.

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Speaker 6: He's on his knees waiting to get cream in the face.

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Speaker 2: So I reckon.

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Speaker 6: The average male can do thirty push ups in a minute,

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Speaker 5: All along, that's correct.

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Speaker 2: Seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so sorry, but seeing myself in here we go, Willie?

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Speaker 4: What do you if?

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Speaker 2: People want to watch this? Says Johnny's Isolation Games. Nizam,

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Speaker 2: you got another question here? Are you ready? All right?

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Speaker 5: Your facebooks Corona proof. By the way, nothing's getting past that.

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Speaker 2: We've got Sam, Sam, you got a question for Naizine?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I do, Na.

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Speaker 2: How are you, buddy?

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Speaker 5: I'm good, I'm gonna be happy to be.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 6: Okay, this is my question to you.

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Speaker 2: How much weight do I.

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Speaker 6: How much weight do you have at home?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 2: How many do you mean? What do you wait?

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Speaker 5: How much is in your home?

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Speaker 6: Jim or all the things in your house?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: No, in my home?

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Speaker 5: Gym Okay, okay, okay, okay, see you sound like it

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Speaker 5: sounds like a tough guy. I question he's got anyways, listen,

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Speaker 5: it's your face. I'm going to say he's got ten

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Speaker 5: kilos times two.

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Speaker 2: Alright, so let's let's keep in mind. Let's keep in

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Speaker 2: mind that if you guys get this wrong, then he

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Speaker 2: has to himself in the face again.

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Speaker 6: So he sounds like I reckon, I reckon he ten twenty.

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Speaker 5: Killers kilos, Sam, I reckon, you've got twenty kilos.

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Speaker 2: Otherwise, when he gets cream part of the face, what's

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Speaker 2: the answer? What are you going to get creamed?

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Speaker 3: Mate?

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Speaker 2: Another in the Isolation Games.

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Speaker 6: Has already been creak already.

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Speaker 2: Chest, He's gotta go again, Chest, there you go. Oh,

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Speaker 2: we've got one final question for Isolation Games. Creamed find

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Speaker 2: the zame.

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Speaker 6: His dog?

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Speaker 2: Final question here getting cream the face diseas running our Instagram?

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to final question? Awful? So fast to

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Speaker 2: Michelle's called on thirty one or six ft? Oh no,

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Speaker 2: is this Michelle Wood? His name?

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Speaker 6: It's it is amazing, bringing on, take your Michelle.

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Speaker 4: What's your question for the Michelle?

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Speaker 1: Can I do?

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Speaker 2: She said? How many sit ups? Can I do? A

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Speaker 2: very question?

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Speaker 5: I want to say, Okay, she looks I'm going to

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Speaker 5: say one million, am I right.

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Speaker 4: Your face, Michelle, Oh my god, racist white faces.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for the best.

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Speaker 4: On the other side of what I love, Isolations Daring.

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