Speaker 1: Here in the vast plains of Adelaide, South Australia, two
Speaker 1: young males engage in an ancient ritual known as a podcast.
Speaker 1: Its purpose, to attract mates. And by mates, we mean listeners.
Speaker 1: They're both married, so please don't slide into their DMs.
Speaker 1: Their names are Ben and Liam.
Speaker 2: G'day there, podcaster.
Speaker 3: How you doing?
Speaker 4: You well? Bring in producer Bill Jackson. What's your middle name?
Speaker 4: Should I work that out? I could probably know that.
Speaker 4: What is her middle name? Louise.
Speaker 5: Ew.
Speaker 4: Is it not?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Isabella.
Speaker 4: Don't tell us. Just work it out. Can you give
Speaker 4: us the letter? G.
Speaker 2: Isabella Jack Jackson.
Speaker 4: Are you serious, Ben? Jade.
Speaker 7: It's a G.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: She's saying G, not J.
Speaker 2: I'm dyslexic.
Speaker 3: I'm BGJ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dyslexic. Leave me alone.
Speaker 4: Come on, guys.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 2: I know everything about you two.
Speaker 4: What's my middle name?
Speaker 2: Gwen.
Speaker 3: Peter James.
Speaker 4: Very good. What's Ben's?
Speaker 1: James.
Speaker 2: It's John. Incorrect. How dare you?
Speaker 3: That's your brother's name, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What's his middle name?
Speaker 3: Shut up, Liam.
Speaker 2: Also, Freddie's middle name.
Speaker 8: James?
Speaker 4: Is that after me?
Speaker 2: After his uncle, but yeah.
Speaker 4: You managed to weave in the best man and the
Speaker 4: better man into his middle name. That's good. It's clever.
Speaker 4: It's nice.
Speaker 2: You see how you're on.
Speaker 4: You've never told me that before.
Speaker 2: Hey, look, why don't we jump into the... Well, as
Speaker 2: your godfather, you should know what his middle name is, right?
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. No, she never told me. It was an
Speaker 4: ode to me.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: You knew it was James. Yeah. Let's jump into the pod.
Speaker 4: Let's jump into the pod.
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 4: And then, no, no, we'll get to that. It's technically schloppy.
Speaker 2: This is getting too sloppy.
Speaker 4: It's too schloppy.
Speaker 2: This is getting too sloppy.
Speaker 4: Don't you want to know more? Yeah, no, we do.
Speaker 4: We'll just get to it at the end of the podcast. Oh, okay.
Speaker 4: If anything, it's a good hook for people.
Speaker 2: Why'd you gong me in now? I don't know.
Speaker 4: Just to save time. Anyway, let's enjoy the podcast. It's
Speaker 4: a fun one. Enjoy Bird Moosh. And on the back
Speaker 4: of this podcast, we have a lot to discuss.
Speaker 2: Liam, not off to a good start.
Speaker 4: Why is that?
Speaker 2: I was driving to work and there was a bird
Speaker 2: on the road and it had already been run over.
Speaker 2: So I didn't run the bird over. It had already
Speaker 2: been run over. I was too late to kind of
Speaker 2: veer off to the right. And so I smooshed it
Speaker 2: further into the road.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: And it's never a good feeling.
Speaker 4: It's not. But you were pretty sure the bird had
Speaker 4: already passed away.
Speaker 2: It was properly.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Smushed already.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just feel bad. It was disrespectful, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just didn't like driving through the mush.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Didn't feel nice.
Speaker 4: Well, what a way to start the show, hey? Now
Speaker 4: everyone's feeling really good about themselves.
Speaker 2: No one likes to drive through the mush.
Speaker 4: Well, sometimes you drive through some mush and you don't
Speaker 4: even know what it was. You don't know what it was.
Speaker 4: There might be some fur there or something resembles a
Speaker 4: little something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, other times you might see perhaps a kangaroo that's perished.
Speaker 2: And it's been there for probably maybe a week or two.
Speaker 2: It's starting to beach ball.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And you think someone should come get that.
Speaker 4: Once I saw a crow eating some vomit. And I
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 2: On the road?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I was walking to work and a crow was just
Speaker 4: eating a little vomit breakfast. And I was like, if
Speaker 4: that's not a bad omen, I don't know what is.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: It's like, you know, people are like, oh, I saw
Speaker 4: a black cat. That's unlucky. If you see a crow
Speaker 4: just picking up some vomit, you're like. I'm going to
Speaker 4: die this week.
Speaker 2: But I'm still good.
Speaker 4: So I made it through. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: All right. Let's start the show.
Speaker 4: I promise it's not always as bleak.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: If you were like, I'm going to flick over from
Speaker 4: Jodie and Hazy. I'm going to see what they're doing
Speaker 4: on Kiss. See what those guys are about. I've seen their,
Speaker 4: you know, their big, ads across the buses with their
Speaker 4: faces in eggs or beans or whatever. And then we're like,
Speaker 4: we drove over some bird mush. I saw a bird-eating bomber.
Speaker 2: I like to think that we're the show that's not
Speaker 2: afraid to talk about the real topics.
Speaker 4: So true. Some people shy away.
Speaker 2: I guarantee someone else driving into work this morning also
Speaker 2: drove over some bird mush, and they had the same
Speaker 2: ick that I had.
Speaker 4: And now they feel.
Speaker 2: Seen.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 2: And you are seen.
Speaker 4: You are seen if you've driven over some bird mush.
Speaker 1: You know what?
Speaker 2: If that was you, 131065, you give us a bus
Speaker 2: this morning, you don't have to have driven over bird
Speaker 2: mush to play the quiz.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 4: It would help. It would help.
Speaker 2: You can call. The 610 Quiz. Five questions between you
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Speaker 4: G'day, Renee and Salisbury Park. How you doing? I'm good.
Speaker 5: How are you guys?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're well, we're well. Look, five questions in front
Speaker 4: of you. Let's see how you go. This is pretty wild.
Speaker 4: The Bomb Squad was called after tradies renovating a Port
Speaker 4: Adelaide property found a live bomb in a fireplace.
Speaker 2: I saw this, like, yesterday afternoon come from my feed.
Speaker 2: It's like a... It's like when you think bomb, it's
Speaker 2: like a textbook looking bomb.
Speaker 4: Like a World War II.
Speaker 2: It's a mortar.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Pretty wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the raids of London type.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Can you please spell detonate?
Speaker 5: Detonate.
Speaker 6: D-E-T-O-N-A-T-E.
Speaker 4: She's done it.
Speaker 2: Crazy because they found the bomb, right? And then they called,
Speaker 2: I believe, the police. And then the police were like, well,
Speaker 2: we don't know what to do with that. So then
Speaker 2: they called the army. And the army came and took it.
Speaker 2: to the RAF base and detonated it.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 4: Was the bomb squad called.
Speaker 7: At all?
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it was the bomb squad. Producer Bell, do
Speaker 2: you know the story? Because you're trying to mouth something
Speaker 2: at me.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you've got to get facts straight, mate. Yeah, so
Speaker 9: they found it, called the police. Police had the bomb
Speaker 9: squad come and then they transported it safely to the
Speaker 9: army base, which it was then disarmed there.
Speaker 2: That's basically what I said.
Speaker 3: No, you said the army came to the house.
Speaker 2: Wrong. I like to imagine the army came in a
Speaker 2: big truck.
Speaker 4: I just like people being like, I don't know. They
Speaker 4: keep referring up. Like, you need the special police for that.
Speaker 4: We need the bomb squad for that. We need the army.
Speaker 2: Imagine being the person at the army who goes like,
Speaker 2: what am I doing today? I get to detonate that thing.
Speaker 4: That's pretty cool. Yeah. What do they do? Do they
Speaker 4: shoot it from a distance?
Speaker 2: Can they put it really far away and they'll take
Speaker 2: pot shots?
Speaker 4: That'd be sick. I don't think I'd like to be
Speaker 4: in the army, but that would be the one fun
Speaker 4: thing you could do. Occasionally detonate a big bomb. In
Speaker 4: a safe place, of course. Anyway, let's move on. There's
Speaker 4: an article today exposing the harshness of private school camps.
Speaker 4: Must be hard. Where did you go in your school camp?
Speaker 5: Moriota.
Speaker 4: Oh, yep. We went to Mylaw. Mylaw is pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think that's where the Scouts go as well. And
Speaker 4: we went to a place called... It was actually Tunkilo.
Speaker 5: I couldn't think of it, but it's Tunkilo.
Speaker 9: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4: That's all right. Did you go to Narnoo Farm?
Speaker 9: Oh, I can't remember.
Speaker 4: I'm too old. We went there as kids.
Speaker 2: I reckon we did, was it Woodside? Yeah. We did
Speaker 2: Challenge Hill.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's, I thought Challenge Hill was my law.
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 4: I think so. Oh, maybe. Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's
Speaker 4: the rock climbing.
Speaker 2: Our school never did an actual camp. We went there
Speaker 2: and we did like a couple of days, but we
Speaker 2: went back home at night.
Speaker 4: That seems like a hassle. It's not that far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: It's like 45 minutes.
Speaker 4: That's part of the fun, you know?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. We never got to do the camp.
Speaker 4: Capture the flag, you know?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we were really chatty this morning. Let's try and
Speaker 4: rip through these. Happy birthday, Aaron Paul, a.k.a. Jesse from
Speaker 4: Baking Bad. What does he cook with Mr. White?
Speaker 5: Coke.
Speaker 4: He does not cook cocaine. Oh, I'm sorry. No, unfortunately not.
Speaker 4: Trish in Hillbank, do you know... Yeah, g'day. Do you
Speaker 4: know what Aaron Paul, a.k.a. Jesse Pinkman, was cooking up
Speaker 4: with Mr.
Speaker 7: White?
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 8: No, Mr.
Speaker 10: White's.
Speaker 4: First time we've had the answer of meth for one
Speaker 4: of our questions as well. But it won't be the last.
Speaker 4: Harry and Megan have officially moved back to the UK.
Speaker 4: Aside from London, what's another city in the UK? Scotland? No. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: that's a country. That's a country. Yeah, true. So we'll
Speaker 4: have to move to Christy in Dover Gardens. Any other
Speaker 4: city in the UK other than London?
Speaker 11: Birmingham?
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 9: Birmingham.
Speaker 4: Last one here. Rest in peace, Tim Curry. Passed away
Speaker 4: same age as Dolly. 80 years old. Can you finish
Speaker 4: these lyrics?
Speaker 12: Let's do the time walk together.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: It was going so well.
Speaker 4: And then you just took a hard right and smashed
Speaker 4: into a brick wall at the end there.
Speaker 3: No worries.
Speaker 2: You had the voucher.
Speaker 4: It was there.
Speaker 2: It was there.
Speaker 4: It was within your grasp. And then last minute it
Speaker 4: just slipped away, unfortunately. Simon. Can you finish these lyrics
Speaker 4: for us?
Speaker 7: Let's do the time warp again.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Smashing. Well done, Simon. If you didn't know, Tim Curry
Speaker 2: is also the voice of Nigel Thornberry. Who is the
Speaker 2: voice Liam's doing now.
Speaker 4: Smashing.
Speaker 2: There you go. Good on you, Simon, mate. Hunter Oliver
Speaker 2: Voucher coming your way for the Lighthouse Wharf Hotel.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear Liam do a bit more
Speaker 2: Nigel or are you a bit over that?
Speaker 4: Nah, he can keep going.
Speaker 2: My favorite episode. He goes, he's doing a press conference.
Speaker 2: He says, when I do this.
Speaker 4: Remembering Tim Curry this morning.
Speaker 2: We want to know risky sessions. Did you have a
Speaker 2: risky session? You can remain anonymous if you wish. This
Speaker 2: is after a Queensland man, classic Queensland man story, has
Speaker 2: got himself in some hot water after a risky session
Speaker 2: in Bali.
Speaker 13: On a residential driveway near Canggu in Bali, the pair
Speaker 13: simply can't keep their hands off each other. This man
Speaker 13: got an eyeful, as did a local woman preparing to
Speaker 13: place a religious offering outside her home. North Kuta police
Speaker 13: have labelled it... An immoral act, combing the scene of
Speaker 13: the crime, which they claim lasted 15 minutes on.
Speaker 14: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I wouldn't be combing the scene of the crime.
Speaker 4: Too hard.
Speaker 2: Too closely.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And we were trying to work out, well, like, what
Speaker 4: was this lewd act? The footage isn't there, but there is, like,
Speaker 4: screenshots on the advertiser. They've blurred out.
Speaker 2: Well, they've clearly... Someone's got the video.
Speaker 4: Someone's got the video. But, yeah, it's been... The stills
Speaker 4: are blurred. And, yeah, it looks like there were multiple LUDACs.
Speaker 4: It looks like they're deep into a game of Twister. Yeah.
Speaker 4: And getting to some of the more complicated moves, I'd
Speaker 4: have to say.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 4: We simply need to sort this out. The Balinese people
Speaker 4: are too good and too sweet, and I think we...
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Poor lady's taking out, like,
Speaker 4: a peace offering.
Speaker 2: She's literally got an offering.
Speaker 4: They put the little things out on the street there,
Speaker 4: and it's got the smoke, and then you see her
Speaker 4: walk out with the offering. This gronk from Queensland on
Speaker 4: someone's driveway.
Speaker 4: In Canggu, just going at it, 15 minutes.
Speaker 14: Wild.
Speaker 4: Jiggy jig.
Speaker 2: And then he goes to the airport to come home.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And they stop him and go, actually, no, you've been caught.
Speaker 4: What are we doing? What are we doing?
Speaker 2: Imagine that guy now, because he's been named. He's been
Speaker 2: named in all the stories.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Billy Aspinall's his name.
Speaker 2: Billy Aspinall. 27.
Speaker 4: He's in someone's group chat. I can say it. It's
Speaker 4: literally in the article, the advertiser.
Speaker 3: I just feel like we shouldn't be full naming this guy.
Speaker 4: It's embarrassing. Well, I'm reading the article in front of me.
Speaker 4: It's not embarrassing. He's the one who had a session
Speaker 4: on someone's driveway for 15 minutes. That's his choice.
Speaker 2: I also don't think he would be embarrassed.
Speaker 4: I think Billy is pretty stoked with this whole situation.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: To be fair, she's been unnamed. She's just as guilty.
Speaker 2: Is she from a different country, maybe?
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's hard to tell from the graphics.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But, yeah, anyway.
Speaker 2: All right, well, risky sessions.
Speaker 4: Risky sessions. Did you have one? Like, once again, Billy Aspinall.
Speaker 4: Peter in Blair Athold. You've had one.
Speaker 2: Good morning, boys.
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 2: Very good, thank you.
Speaker 4: Thanks, mate.
Speaker 8: Yes, so a few years ago, or lots of years
Speaker 8: ago when I was dating, I met a Tinder date
Speaker 8: in a random car park down south. And fair to
Speaker 8: say that we hit it off and things got a bit.
Speaker 1: Risque.
Speaker 8: And we thought we were relatively discreet. But the passers-by
Speaker 8: could obviously see because we copped a few toots, a
Speaker 8: few horns, a few cheers.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, okay.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to pry any further on that one.
Speaker 2: Peter, that actually reminds me, Liam, do you remember when
Speaker 2: we worked at the ABC?
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: And there's a suburb in Sydney called Ultimo. So we
Speaker 2: were in the Ultimo ABC building. And opposite that, so
Speaker 2: we were about five stories high, and opposite that was
Speaker 2: an apartment complex. And there was this couple who were
Speaker 2: up on the roof.
Speaker 4: On the roof.
Speaker 2: So very public. I know you might think it's apartments private,
Speaker 2: but it's a public space.
Speaker 4: Up on the roof. Like Sydney, there's big buildings everywhere.
Speaker 2: And so there's buildings all around it. They were up
Speaker 2: on the roof of their apartment complex. And the entire
Speaker 2: ABC building essentially gathered around the one window.
Speaker 4: The whole, yeah, the whole office.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Bloody everyone.
Speaker 2: You're not going to believe what's going on in here.
Speaker 4: No one was above it. The play school guys, they
Speaker 4: were looking. Everyone was looking.
Speaker 7: Everyone.
Speaker 4: B1, B2.
Speaker 2: Costa.
Speaker 4: He actually lingered.
Speaker 2: Became a problem with Costa.
Speaker 4: Not funny anymore, mate. Get away from the window. That
Speaker 4: was a joke, by the way.
Speaker 2: Don't come for Costa. We like Costa.
Speaker 4: Costa's a lovely man.
Speaker 2: Nice guy.
Speaker 4: Mel in season. Tell us. Risky sessions.
Speaker 10: Okay, so I met up with a gentleman on a
Speaker 10: dating app, went for a drive down the beach, did
Speaker 10: the deed and got caught by some people that were
Speaker 10: in their home on the balcony.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know. It's just, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: suppose that.
Speaker 5: They involve you.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And you do get that with risky sessions.
Speaker 15: You do.
Speaker 4: That's a thing that happens.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Melly. Sorry, Katie, Sellex Beach. Good morning.
Speaker 2: Risky session.
Speaker 4: You had one.
Speaker 12: Good morning, boys. Yeah, a little bit of a risky
Speaker 12: one here. So we went camping. There was friends, family,
Speaker 12: family of friends, and there was a big group of us,
Speaker 12: all tense, set up in a big circle. And myself
Speaker 12: and my husband, we went off to bed. Things got
Speaker 12: a little bit carried away. It's a bit of.
Speaker 8: Fun, hey?
Speaker 4: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: Good at pitching a tent, was he?
Speaker 4: Yep, yep.
Speaker 12: Yep definitely um and then so yep woke up the
Speaker 12: next morning please please have the floor have the floor Yep,
Speaker 12: woke up the next morning. We was like, oh, everyone's
Speaker 12: being a bit strange. We all went out for breakfast,
Speaker 12: and then one of my best friends come up to
Speaker 12: me and said, do you know the whole, like, everyone
Speaker 12: heard you guys last night? And we were like, we
Speaker 12: were so embarrassed.
Speaker 4: What a thin tent, sir. Has anyone explained that to
Speaker 4: you guys? It's fabric. Like, it's thin.
Speaker 2: Honey, can anyone hear? Don't worry, I zipped it up.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure this is a top-of-the-line Gore-Tex tent. No
Speaker 4: one's hearing anything.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Katie.
Speaker 4: Stacey, who was a platinum member in the Ben and
Speaker 4: Liam royalty program, you've come through with the last call
Speaker 4: for Risky Sessions.
Speaker 5: Yes, I have. So it was a cop car bonnet
Speaker 5: after a Spider-Bait concert.
Speaker 4: Whoa, Black Betty. Bam-ba-lam.
Speaker 1: Whoa, Black Betty.
Speaker 4: Sorry, did you say cop car bonnet?
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That is, I mean, you're literally playing with fire. Like,
Speaker 4: you want to be arrested.
Speaker 2: How do you end up in that situation?
Speaker 5: Oh, my husband was like, I still have the bonnet.
Speaker 5: So I was like, okay.
Speaker 2: And it was obviously an unmanned cop car?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were off doing their job patrolling people. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we got lots of cheers on the way. Parties even
Speaker 5: got a photo.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Jeez.
Speaker 4: And, you know, seeing Cram singing on the kit for
Speaker 4: two hours, that'd give anyone the horn.
Speaker 2: Was it pre or post Spider-Bait concert?
Speaker 5: It was post it.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was after. It was like a great night.
Speaker 5: It was Spider-Bait and Living End, actually, and it was
Speaker 5: a really great night, and you're only young once, and...
Speaker 5: I wasn't actually that young. Like, you're only.
Speaker 4: In your 30s once.
Speaker 15: Lord!
Speaker 4: And thank you. I mean, yeah, one thing doing it,
Speaker 4: and then another thing to call up a radio station
Speaker 4: and admit it. So, yeah, appreciate that, Stacey. It is
Speaker 4: a dream of Ben and myself to be the proud
Speaker 4: owners of a hovercraft. We want one for the show.
Speaker 4: We want to be able to hover over all terrain.
Speaker 4: These are real things. And initially we had one lined up,
Speaker 4: sort of fell through, but, you know, people have been
Speaker 4: getting in touch. We've actually been surprised. There was more
Speaker 4: leads than we thought.
Speaker 2: A lot of these leads, though, Liam, have led to
Speaker 2: dead ends.
Speaker 4: A lot of dead ends. Like, oh, my neighbour used
Speaker 4: to have one, but he sold it. You know, things
Speaker 4: like that. But we are now speaking with someone who
Speaker 4: is the proud owner of one. Bruce, you've got a hovercraft.
Speaker 7: I have.
Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
Speaker 2: How long have you had the Hovercraft for, Bruce?
Speaker 7: Since November last year.
Speaker 4: Oh, so it's a freshie.
Speaker 7: Oh, yeah. It's brand new. It's a world first.
Speaker 4: How so?
Speaker 7: It's a hybrid.
Speaker 4: What does that mean?
Speaker 7: Well, it's a lithium battery that operates the skirts, and
Speaker 7: it's pushed forward by a 37-horsepower Honda. She'll do 80
Speaker 7: kilometres an hour without a problem. I haven't had it
Speaker 7: up to that.
Speaker 4: She wants to gallop. She wants to hover.
Speaker 2: Wow, Bruce, that's exciting.
Speaker 7: It's made by a company called Airlift in Queensland.
Speaker 4: And this thing goes all terrain. You can take it
Speaker 4: on the water, you can take it on grass, you
Speaker 4: can take it on gravel, you can take it over
Speaker 4: small sticks.
Speaker 7: You can take it anywhere.
Speaker 2: Where have you taken it?
Speaker 7: On the Murray.
Speaker 4: Surely you're turning heads when people are in there. you know,
Speaker 4: speedboats or the Murray Darling?
Speaker 7: Well, the first time I put it in the water
Speaker 7: at Manum, you just park it like in a car
Speaker 7: park and then drive down the boat ramp into the water.
Speaker 7: You don't have to launch the boat or anything like that.
Speaker 7: You just drive past everybody and you obey all the
Speaker 7: rules around other boats until you get out past the
Speaker 7: four-knot sign and then just let her go.
Speaker 4: Let her go.
Speaker 2: She was hovering around. Yeah, that was exciting, Bruce.
Speaker 4: Oh, so excited.
Speaker 7: It's a three-person craft.
Speaker 2: Have you had three people on it?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes.
Speaker 4: And it's quite comfortable for three? If, you know, Ben
Speaker 4: were to be driving, if a listener was sandwiched in
Speaker 4: between myself and Ben?
Speaker 7: Just hang on and it's just so special. Smooth.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: Powerful. Hybrid.
Speaker 2: Now, Bruce, we have been in a hover haze before.
Speaker 4: We fell into a hover scam.
Speaker 2: We got very excited.
Speaker 7: I heard all about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a deposit lost. It wasn't a turnkey hovercraft.
Speaker 2: But yours sounds very turnkey. Oh, yes.
Speaker 7: She's beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 14: God.
Speaker 4: I mean, would... I suppose the question is, would you
Speaker 4: be willing to part with the hovercraft for a part-time
Speaker 4: sort of situation?
Speaker 7: We can work something out.
Speaker 9: Oh!
Speaker 2: We're going to be riding that smooth hovercraft before we
Speaker 2: know it.
Speaker 4: The hover dream is alive, Bruce. It's like you're a
Speaker 4: gift from heaven. I don't even know where you came from.
Speaker 4: You've just dropped into our laps with a big brand-new
Speaker 4: bloody hovercraft. It truly is a dream come true.
Speaker 7: I'm sitting on the back of my houseboat right now,
Speaker 7: and there's a bit of a fog around, but it's
Speaker 7: absolutely beautiful.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 7: The magnificent part of the world.
Speaker 4: Isn't it just?
Speaker 2: So are you, Bruce, mate. We are so excited. We'll
Speaker 2: take this off air, and we'll see you soon for
Speaker 2: a hover, okay?
Speaker 7: No problems at all.
Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, Bruce.
Speaker 2: Did you hear that?
Speaker 4: Did you freaking hear that? It goes 80 k's an hour.
Speaker 2: Just the way he sold it, you know? It goes
Speaker 2: 80 k's.
Speaker 4: And they're smooth. In my head, I'm just visualizing you
Speaker 4: and me, not a care in the world. We just
Speaker 4: get past that four knot sign. And you look at
Speaker 4: me and I look at you. We look deep into
Speaker 4: each other's eyes and we say at the same time,
Speaker 4: let it rip.
Speaker 2: And we're just pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Speaker 4: The fan's just going a million miles an hour as
Speaker 4: we're burning down the Murray.
Speaker 2: We are going to do things to that Honda engine
Speaker 2: that shouldn't be done.
Speaker 4: Imagine the retirees sitting there in the Murray, darling, just
Speaker 4: having a cup of tea. And then at the speed
Speaker 4: of light, one of their wigs flies off.
Speaker 2: I wonder if we could take it down the Murray,
Speaker 2: get out into the ocean and just maybe hit KI.
Speaker 4: Sky's the limit. Should we go to North America? We'd
Speaker 4: probably beat a plane. We'd probably beat an aircraft.
Speaker 2: It could be quicker than air travel.
Speaker 4: It is hybrid. It runs off lithium. Gee whiz. And
Speaker 4: I think our dream still stands of... burning through the
Speaker 4: city and across the torrent.
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4: Just as a raw display of the hovercraft's power.
Speaker 2: I think people will be dropping their takeaway coffees.
Speaker 4: Oh, what is that technology? What is that freaking thing?
Speaker 4: That is Ben and Liam from Kiss1023 on a hovercraft
Speaker 4: is what that is. This is huge news.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Adelaide.
Speaker 4: Oi, Ben. Have you been chewing my pen lid?
Speaker 1: Not me.
Speaker 4: Well, it wasn't me. I don't chew pen lids. So
Speaker 4: who chewed my pen lid? Maz, in the newsroom, was
Speaker 4: it you? Are you the chewer?
Speaker 3: No, I don't chew pens.
Speaker 4: Producer Belle, before you leave.
Speaker 1: Was it actually?
Speaker 2: Can you not?
Speaker 4: Can you actually not? I know I don't chew. Benny's
Speaker 4: a chewer, so I'm sorry, Matt. I'm sorry I blamed
Speaker 4: you there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an honest chewer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll be honest about what he chooses.
Speaker 9: I borrowed it the other day and I remember it
Speaker 9: ended up in my mouth somehow.
Speaker 4: You're nibbling on it like a rat. This is my
Speaker 4: good pen.
Speaker 2: It's funny because Producer Bell was in the studio when
Speaker 2: that break started and then you started, you know, looking
Speaker 2: for the pen jeweler.
Speaker 4: She scurried.
Speaker 2: She scurried out.
Speaker 4: She scurried out into her booth.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: You're a new one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, you don't have to get me a new one,
Speaker 4: but just chew your own pins for pins. It ends
Speaker 4: from now on, please.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Morning, Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're pretty cashed up here at Kiss.
Speaker 4: We have money falling out of our pockets. It's almost
Speaker 4: cruel how much cash we have. And we want to
Speaker 4: share it with you. Belle in Greenworth, how you doing? Good.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, very well.
Speaker 4: You found a chicken, Jim? We did.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
Speaker 4: One of the great... Oh, is it gone?
Speaker 2: I don't think she understood what you asked.
Speaker 4: Oh, sorry. No, no. It's my favourite chicken shop in Greenworth.
Speaker 4: I used to live in Golden Grove.
Speaker 15: Oh, I do love that chicken shop.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody hell. Used to be near the Video Easy. Unfortunately,
Speaker 4: no longer with us. You had the Australian Pizza House
Speaker 4: there as well, the Highland Village, of course. One of
Speaker 4: the great shops.
Speaker 2: We get it, mate. You're from the northeast.
Speaker 4: Northeast for life, baby.
Speaker 2: 5.25. Belle, we're going to ask you 10 questions. You've
Speaker 2: got a minute on the clock. If you get them
Speaker 2: all right, you're walking away with $ 1, 000. I'm going to
Speaker 2: jump in here. And I'm going to throw in.
Speaker 4: Some chicken gym on the top today if you win.
Speaker 15: Yay.
Speaker 2: I don't think she knows what chicken gym is.
Speaker 4: I'm really peddling.
Speaker 2: You're trying. Like a daggy uncle.
Speaker 4: Hey, Belle.
Speaker 2: Also, I hear that sometimes when you listen to the quiz,
Speaker 2: you and your mum listen together. Is that right?
Speaker 15: We do every morning.
Speaker 2: So do you want to use, instead of doing a
Speaker 2: mega pass, we'll get rid of that ability. and we'll
Speaker 2: bring in a new ability, and you can do phone
Speaker 2: a friend. If you need help, you just say, phone
Speaker 2: a friend, and then I'll pause the clock, and then
Speaker 2: we'll get your mum to answer that one.
Speaker 5: Yep, amazing.
Speaker 4: Sounds good. Ripper, ripper. All right, well, let's see if
Speaker 4: we can win you $ 1, 000. Thank you.
Speaker 2: All right, a minute on the clock. Let's do it.
Speaker 4: Who is Michelle Obama's husband?
Speaker 15: Barack Obama.
Speaker 4: From what DIY store would you get a sausage sizzle?
Speaker 6: Bunnings.
Speaker 4: And what company was founded by Steve Jobs?
Speaker 1: Google.
Speaker 4: Bouncer was a dog who starred in which Aussie soap opera?
Speaker 15: Pass.
Speaker 4: Which film character is known for his catchphrase, Shagadelic, baby?
Speaker 2: Phone a friend.
Speaker 4: So we're just going to get your mum on here.
Speaker 4: Who says Shagadelic? Oh, no.
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, yeah.
Speaker 4: Do I make you randy, baby?
Speaker 2: Who's he being right now? Who's he doing? What character?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 2: Liam.
Speaker 5: I can't hear him, sorry.
Speaker 4: Oh, behave.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So can you hear us now?
Speaker 15: Is that the, oh, it's.
Speaker 10: The guy from.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: Hmm?
Speaker 16: Hmm?
Speaker 15: I can't think.
Speaker 2: If we don't know.
Speaker 5: Is it Mike Myers or.
Speaker 11: Oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you lock in Mike Myers, we
Speaker 2: can accept that answer if you lock it in.
Speaker 3: Sure, lucky dude.
Speaker 2: All right, back to the quiz.
Speaker 4: Okay, what was the name of the puppet sidekick on
Speaker 4: Hey Hey It's Saturday? Pass. According to the song Peaches,
Speaker 4: where does Justin Bieber get his peaches?
Speaker 15: Georgia.
Speaker 4: Who is Keith Urban's ex-wife?
Speaker 3: Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 4: Which Aussie pop star is heading out on her Pure
Speaker 4: world tour next year?
Speaker 8: Pass.
Speaker 4: What kind of songs have just been banned from the
Speaker 4: ARIA charts?
Speaker 5: Rap.
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 9: Rap.
Speaker 2: Rap.
Speaker 4: Do you think they've banned rap?
Speaker 2: Well, you'd hope not.
Speaker 4: They've banned, like Australia's like, no more rap.
Speaker 7: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Also, Belle, don't do the hurry up to Liam with
Speaker 2: your hand. You were saying hurry up.
Speaker 4: She got it wrong. She said Google and Steve Jobs
Speaker 4: was Apple. You were literally out of it for question three.
Speaker 4: The fact that we panned the Austin Powers thing for
Speaker 4: so long is like a credit.
Speaker 2: It was all redundant.
Speaker 9: This whole quiz has been a mess because I'm also
Speaker 9: named Belle and listener Belle thinks we're talking to her.
Speaker 7: It's just been a mess.
Speaker 2: It's a shamozzle.
Speaker 4: It's a shamozzle. You need to fire your mum as
Speaker 4: a phone friend.
Speaker 15: I know.
Speaker 4: Seriously. Well, no chicken gym, no thousand dollars, unfortunately.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Belle.
Speaker 9: That's okay.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 2: Thanks for playing. Enjoy the rest of your day. Hey,
Speaker 2: you can try again tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Maybe the quiz just wasn't your bag, baby. Producer Belle,
Speaker 4: good morning. Good morning.
Speaker 3: Oh, thanks, Ben. We got there.
Speaker 4: All right, mate. It was pretty quick. It was pretty smooth, actually,
Speaker 4: I thought. But look, we wanted to get you in
Speaker 4: because you're telling us this wild story about your friend
Speaker 4: who is, I do love this sometimes, people are proper
Speaker 4: super sleuths.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 4: My wife's a super sleuth. She can go deep. She
Speaker 4: can find anyone. I think she used to work for
Speaker 4: the CIA, maybe. She's a nurse by trade, but I
Speaker 4: think that's just a cover story.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I'll look at her, what are you doing there?
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4: Plug it into the mainframe. She'll find everything she needs
Speaker 4: to know.
Speaker 3: Well, it is a thing these days.
Speaker 9: I'm 31, and I think a lot of girls my age,
Speaker 9: we are very good at finding people online. It's always said, like,
Speaker 9: you know, if you want something someone found, if you
Speaker 9: want info found online about a guy, just ask a girl.
Speaker 3: We're better than the CIA.
Speaker 4: So, Belle, obviously, it's part of your role a little bit.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's like, oh, this thing happened in the news.
Speaker 4: And Belle is very good at tracking down people because
Speaker 4: sometimes their full name might not be in the article,
Speaker 4: but you will, like, find the last name and then
Speaker 4: find family members. And she's scary. You wouldn't want to
Speaker 4: cross her. You wouldn't want to cross her.
Speaker 2: Sometimes on a big story, Belle will just go into
Speaker 2: like the advertiser story, for example, and there'll be 300 comments.
Speaker 2: She'll scroll through comments until she sees someone tag someone.
Speaker 4: Isn't this your mate, Tony? And then you message that person.
Speaker 9: And then I find their workplace and then I call
Speaker 9: that workplace and I find their cousin.
Speaker 4: I'm like, great. Just anyway. I know we're getting sidetracked,
Speaker 4: but the other day, We were like, oh, how funny
Speaker 4: if we got that guy like, right in front of me. Yes.
Speaker 4: Right in front of me. The Crows, you know, the
Speaker 4: interview from like 2008. And we just sort of, as
Speaker 4: a throwaway comment, we'd be like, good to get that guy.
Speaker 4: Belle found him. His name is nowhere. She somehow found him.
Speaker 4: And then I think by the time you got him,
Speaker 4: we're like... Oh, we probably don't need to speak.
Speaker 2: We don't want to do that anymore.
Speaker 3: Also a classic Ben and Liam movie.
Speaker 4: Huh?
Speaker 3: We said that? No, I don't want that.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 4: Well, we say a lot of stuff, but there's only
Speaker 4: a few things we want. Like a hovercraft. We're serious
Speaker 4: about that.
Speaker 2: We are very serious about that.
Speaker 9: No, but I'm here to tell this story because I
Speaker 9: think a lot of girls listening will.
Speaker 3: Relate to this.
Speaker 9: So on the weekend, one of my best girlfriends, she
Speaker 9: went out and she met this guy and he was
Speaker 9: lovely at this bar, but he told her that his
Speaker 9: name was Sam. They hooked up and he, at the
Speaker 9: end of the night, she said, can I get your socials?
Speaker 9: Can I get your Insta? What have you got so
Speaker 9: we can be in touch? He said, oh, I don't
Speaker 9: have any social media.
Speaker 3: I'm not really online.
Speaker 2: Red flag.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 9: In this day and age, huge red flag. Oh, I
Speaker 9: don't have Insta. So she asked for his number. He
Speaker 9: did give her his number. She then was texting him
Speaker 9: and he was just being really shady and short and
Speaker 9: didn't feel right on Sunday. So then she went into
Speaker 9: our group chat and was like, guys, what do I do?
Speaker 9: One of my other girlfriends said, put his number in
Speaker 9: pay ID on your bank app. She put his number
Speaker 9: in pay ID. And when you pay ID someone, it
Speaker 9: comes up with a name. And it came up with
Speaker 9: a completely different first and last name.
Speaker 4: That is a master class in sleuthing.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So our group chat was just popping off on Sunday
Speaker 9: because then my other friend.
Speaker 3: Got that name.
Speaker 4: Because your bank name would be like, 100% is your
Speaker 4: real name on your bank.
Speaker 9: Yes.
Speaker 4: You're not giving the bank a fake name. You'll probably
Speaker 4: be like charged for that. Yeah.
Speaker 9: So my other girlfriend, she went on social media, put
Speaker 9: this full name in, found this guy's whole social media.
Speaker 7: Oh, wow.
Speaker 3: He's got a wife.
Speaker 4: Whoa. Boom.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 4: That is such a smart, if you ever, like the
Speaker 4: number is that is such. Totally. Even to be honest,
Speaker 4: if you get a call, if you're getting a call
Speaker 4: from a number and you're like, who is this? You
Speaker 4: could probably put that number in your, I've never even
Speaker 4: thought to do that, but you could probably put it
Speaker 4: in your banking app and it would come up with
Speaker 4: the full name of the person. Totally.
Speaker 3: No, it's definitely a thing.
Speaker 9: So then circling back to my friend who hooked up
Speaker 9: with him, She screenshot the profile picture of him and
Speaker 9: his wife and sent it to him.
Speaker 3: And it was just a lovely little bow.
Speaker 4: Cop that one. Yeah. Wow.
Speaker 2: What a super sleuth.
Speaker 3: Super sleuth.
Speaker 4: Can we do super sleuths this morning? Yeah.
Speaker 1: 131065.
Speaker 4: If you fancy yourself a bit of a super sleuth,
Speaker 4: maybe your friend is.
Speaker 2: Show off your handiwork.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Maybe you've pulled a move. I mean, I've never
Speaker 4: even heard of that move. That's so advanced to someone
Speaker 4: to have the thought to put. A phone number into
Speaker 4: a banking app so then the pay ID comes up
Speaker 4: with the real person's name. It's crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 9: And bonus points, I guess, if you have made a
Speaker 9: fake account to find someone, that's the ultimate move.
Speaker 10: All right.
Speaker 2: We're looking for super sleuths this morning. If you think
Speaker 2: you are one, 131065 is our number. Give us a buzz.
Speaker 4: Super sleuths, that's what we're looking for. Vic in Mulberry Heights,
Speaker 4: are you one?
Speaker 16: Yes, I have a fake Instagram with a totally fake
Speaker 16: name and I will just stalk everybody on it.
Speaker 4: So is it another person's name? Because I remember we
Speaker 4: had a caller a few years ago and she was
Speaker 4: running a fake Instagram. bakery account um so no one
Speaker 4: would ever suspect it you know but it was like
Speaker 4: there was like she fully committed and had like photos
Speaker 4: of random baked goods but it was a finster she
Speaker 4: was using it to spy on.
Speaker 16: People yeah no it's just a random name so it's
Speaker 16: two names hyphen together nothing to do with me so
Speaker 16: no one would know um and there's nothing on there
Speaker 16: but yeah i just i can view everyone's profiles and
Speaker 16: look at their stories and they have no idea it's.
Speaker 2: Me wow bloody hell sleuthy huh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll gather up all your information, make your case.
Speaker 4: Kayleigh in Mount Barker, are you a soup sleuth?
Speaker 15: Yes, I'd like to think so.
Speaker 2: Why is that? What do you do?
Speaker 15: So my friend was seeing a guy for about six
Speaker 15: months and he was kind of shady, like he would
Speaker 15: never let her come over or, you know, always came
Speaker 15: over at certain times of day. And at the start,
Speaker 15: she was like, that's all good, you know, it's just
Speaker 15: side relationship. But we decided to investigate and we looked
Speaker 15: him up on Facebook and kind of found a photo
Speaker 15: and figured out where he lives.
Speaker 4: How did you do that?
Speaker 15: He had his photo in front of a house. So
Speaker 15: he had his house number and everything. And because he
Speaker 15: lived in the same area we did, we kind of
Speaker 15: just had an idea where it might be. So anyway, yeah,
Speaker 15: we went through down a few streets, found the house
Speaker 15: and Me and my other friend kind of sat out
Speaker 15: the front and we found out he had a wife
Speaker 15: and two kids and the wife was pregnant.
Speaker 4: Whoa.
Speaker 12: That's awful.
Speaker 2: Isn't that wild though that from a photo you found
Speaker 2: on Facebook, like the limited information you had, you then
Speaker 2: used that, you kind of knew the area he was from.
Speaker 2: You just literally drove up and down the streets. until
Speaker 2: you found the house that matched the photo.
Speaker 15: We knew his car as well, so we kind of
Speaker 15: had that working for us. I guess it was kind
Speaker 15: of luck and sleuthing.
Speaker 4: A couple of stakeouts, you got the job done. I
Speaker 4: always find that wild when people are excited or whatever,
Speaker 4: when they're like, we did something, and they post a
Speaker 4: photo in front of their house they just bought. But
Speaker 4: it's just like you can always tell, even from the
Speaker 4: real estate company, you'd be able to work out specifically like,
Speaker 4: where that house is.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's like you're doxing yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, just telling the world where you live. Uh, Kathy, uh,
Speaker 4: in Finden, are you a super sleuth?
Speaker 2: Yes. What do you do?
Speaker 6: What was the question?
Speaker 4: We asked if you're a super sleuth.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm not, but my daughter has shared some like, um,
Speaker 6: like pretty intense info that I don't.
Speaker 12: Think many people would know.
Speaker 4: Right. Okay. Hit us.
Speaker 3: So, um, I've.
Speaker 6: Got a 20 year old daughter and she's like, shared
Speaker 6: me this trick cause I like to like look up
Speaker 6: people on social.
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And then, um, but didn't know that people can track
Speaker 6: you when you're watching their, um, stories and that.
Speaker 4: I mean, you can always see, you can always see
Speaker 4: someone's story.
Speaker 5: Ben and Liam.
Speaker 6: Listen to this.
Speaker 12: Put your phone on airplane mode.
Speaker 5: Watch the story.
Speaker 6: Once you're finished, take your airplane mode off.
Speaker 4: Wham.
Speaker 3: No one will know.
Speaker 4: Is that real? I don't know if that's real, Kathy.
Speaker 15: Try it.
Speaker 5: Try it.
Speaker 4: But you know what I mean?
Speaker 15: I reckon Belle would know about it if you asked her.
Speaker 4: But airplane mode, like you would still need internet to
Speaker 4: view someone's Instagram story and then it would just be the.
Speaker 2: Kathy, I don't know. Producer Bell, is that a thing?
Speaker 8: No, it is.
Speaker 4: Definitely. How is that a thing?
Speaker 9: So what you do is you load. So go into
Speaker 9: Instagram and you load everything. Then you go on airplane
Speaker 9: mode once it's loaded and then you can look at
Speaker 9: it all and it doesn't. And then once and then
Speaker 9: you force close Instagram and then turn your airplane mode
Speaker 9: off and then it will never track that you looked
Speaker 9: at it.
Speaker 4: I'm scared of you.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 9: Or another trick, you go into the person's story next
Speaker 9: to it and then you just slide across but don't
Speaker 9: go fully all the way and you can see what
Speaker 9: the story is but it doesn't track your view.
Speaker 2: Belle, you sounded a little crazy this morning.
Speaker 4: No, jokes.
Speaker 14: Wild.
Speaker 4: Caitlin in Paradise, you're a super sleuth on your ex-boyfriend? Oh, yes,
Speaker 4: I am. All right. Yeah, hit us.
Speaker 15: Basically, I had a feeling he was cheating on me.
Speaker 12: I was stalking his followers and... I knew all of
Speaker 12: the new followers based off of, obviously, who he followed before.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 15: He told me he'd gone to a winery, bought this
Speaker 15: bottle of wine.
Speaker 12: Then I was just looking at the girls that he was.
Speaker 15: Following, the new ones, and noticed she'd posted a story
Speaker 15: that she was at the beach on a picnic with
Speaker 15: that very bottle of wine.
Speaker 4: Oh, I mean that. That is some good detective work there.
Speaker 4: Did you have a board with bits of string connecting
Speaker 4: all the pieces together until you found your perp?
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 6: And I asked him about it.
Speaker 11: Obviously, he denied it.
Speaker 15: And then not long after that, I think a week
Speaker 15: or two after that, I.
Speaker 10: Sorry, Matt, with her.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, I was right all along.
Speaker 4: Wowee.
Speaker 7: Caitlin.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Matt.
Speaker 4: That is impressive.
Speaker 2: Hey, Caitlin, because you've done some impressive detective work, we
Speaker 2: are going to reward you with a prize. Do you
Speaker 2: want to go see Delta Goodrum's Pure Tour?
Speaker 10: Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Get yourself a couple of tickets.
Speaker 4: Thanks for calling.
Speaker 15: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Only 24 more hours, Liam, until Friday. Who's counting?
Speaker 4: 24 more hours.
Speaker 2: 24 more hours until this time Friday. You know what
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah, until 8.30 Friday tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I'm looking forward to Friday.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I heard you've got yourself a little date at the
Speaker 2: Crab Shack. Well, yes, there has been some.
Speaker 4: Rumbles of me popping down to the Crab Shack Central Market.
Speaker 4: It's going to slurp on some crab. Apparently, they've got
Speaker 4: this seafood thing at the markets this weekend, and... They
Speaker 4: give you a bib. You know you're in for a
Speaker 4: good time and they give you a bib.
Speaker 2: It's a pop-up thing, right?
Speaker 4: I don't think you can always slurp crab. Of course,
Speaker 4: you could probably get crab at the Central Market, but
Speaker 4: in this particular setting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the Chili Crab Shack pop-up restaurant at the
Speaker 2: Central Market. It's Friday and Saturday.
Speaker 4: Did I ever tell you that time on holiday a
Speaker 4: couple of years ago, we did this thing where we
Speaker 4: got king crabs? Have I shown you that before?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the photo, yeah.
Speaker 4: It was like literally in, it was freezing. It was
Speaker 4: in like the top of Norway and they cut a
Speaker 4: hole in the ice and they put the crab nets in.
Speaker 4: I think they may have put them in there for
Speaker 4: the tourists before so you get to feel that. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 4: And yeah, they pull the crab out the net and then, yeah,
Speaker 4: and then what happens next wasn't the most pleasant thing
Speaker 4: of the trip. But then after that, it was really
Speaker 4: nice to eat.
Speaker 2: Well, the good thing about the chili crab shack is
Speaker 2: they'll do it for you.
Speaker 4: That's it. I don't have to watch the person put
Speaker 4: the knife in. Which I was like, oh, I don't
Speaker 4: want to see it.
Speaker 2: No, you just rock up, you get your bib and.
Speaker 4: The lady kept saying oh they don't feel it i'm
Speaker 4: like i don't think that's true.
Speaker 2: No i think it's true when you sever the vertebrae
Speaker 2: for a crab yeah same as a lobster.
Speaker 4: Yeah i don't know jury's still out on that one
Speaker 4: i don't think it is i don't want to come
Speaker 4: back as a crab i don't want to come back
Speaker 4: as a crab to find out.
Speaker 2: That's all i'm saying what are you coming back as
Speaker 2: then Um, bird.
Speaker 4: I think everyone wants to be a bird. Really? Like
Speaker 4: a good bird, like a predatory bird. A bird that
Speaker 4: can like, you know those ones that can just drop
Speaker 4: out of the sky and just, yeah, like I don't know,
Speaker 4: an eagle or something?
Speaker 2: I think I'd go the opposite. I think I'd go
Speaker 2: giant tortoise and I'd go the ocean. Yeah. Go explore
Speaker 2: the Mariner Trench. And you're a turtle.
Speaker 4: You are, you are like, I feel like you are
Speaker 4: a little bit tortoise. Like if we, if, I reckon
Speaker 4: if we were animals at some point, you would have
Speaker 4: been a tortoise. And I think probably, I don't know,
Speaker 4: like some sort of ferret sugar glider type thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know, something erratic. Something like, you know, like
Speaker 4: pinging its head around. A bit annoying.
Speaker 2: A chipmunk.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Once again, weird one if you've just tuned in.
Speaker 4: I always think of the people that just sampled the
Speaker 4: show for the first time.
Speaker 2: Why are you guys just talking about chili crab?
Speaker 4: Why are you talking about what animals you were? We've
Speaker 4: gone from... I'm having crab this week. No, we've gone from.
Speaker 4: It'll be Friday tomorrow to reincarnation. And this is called
Speaker 4: like an outer break. So you're supposed to come out
Speaker 4: of the news, you know, the bosses say do about
Speaker 4: 30 seconds.
Speaker 2: Do a tight 30.
Speaker 4: Keep it real tight. Just hit three minutes. But I
Speaker 4: hope you enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: We're not going to do it, but I would love
Speaker 2: to do, because I can go off. If you could
Speaker 2: come back as any animal, what would you come back as?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, if you really want to say yours, maybe we'll
Speaker 4: sneak a couple of calls on next 131065. But if
Speaker 4: you don't fancy it, then that's fine. Vanessa joins us
Speaker 4: now in North Haven. We had you on the show yesterday, Vanessa.
Speaker 4: You were telling us how you had been to the
Speaker 4: Royal Show's Haunted House 13 times in one day last year.
Speaker 4: Is that right? Yes, it is. And over the years,
Speaker 4: you think you've been over 50 times.
Speaker 12: That would be probably just in the last three years.
Speaker 4: Bloody hell.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 4: You love a spookin'. And, of course, it is Ben
Speaker 4: and Liam's Haunted House presented by Hollywood Horrors. Are you
Speaker 4: familiar with our loyalty program? Do you know what that is?
Speaker 8: Yes, I am familiar with your loyalty program.
Speaker 3: I listen every morning.
Speaker 12: Oh, you do?
Speaker 4: Oh, wonderful. Oh, okay. Well, look, to be honest, if
Speaker 4: you listen every morning, you'd probably be in silver tier
Speaker 4: at the moment, which is, you know, one priority call
Speaker 4: a year, VIP invites to kiss events, you get a
Speaker 4: Ben and Liam fridge magnet. Of course, you can work
Speaker 4: your way all up to platinum.
Speaker 2: I guess, also, you got involved with the show... So,
Speaker 2: you know, that probably is getting you close to gold.
Speaker 4: But here's the thing. We'll cut to the chase, Vanessa.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 4: We loved your energy yesterday. Yeah. And we have actually
Speaker 4: created a brand new tier of the loyalty program just
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 12: Oh, my gosh.
Speaker 4: You are in the Ben and Liam tier. Bone White
Speaker 4: Spook Tier.
Speaker 12: Wow.
Speaker 15: Oh, my God.
Speaker 4: Do you know what that means?
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 4: It means you get unlimited access to Ben and Liam's
Speaker 4: haunted house. For free. You are joking. We are not joking.
Speaker 4: You can use your Bone White Spook card. It will
Speaker 4: be honoured. You can use it. You could go at
Speaker 4: the start of the day and you could just go non-stop.
Speaker 2: The entire time.
Speaker 4: You can go 50 times in a row in one day. Oh,
Speaker 4: my God.
Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
Speaker 15: We will absolutely do that.
Speaker 4: Free of charge.
Speaker 2: You're going to have an actual card, right? You can
Speaker 2: flash that to the Ticketmaster and they'll wave you straight
Speaker 2: through and you can just go as many times as
Speaker 2: you want for free.
Speaker 14: Oh, my God.
Speaker 12: I actually feel like I am dreaming, like my daughter
Speaker 12: is going to pass out.
Speaker 10: Like, I think I've just become the coolest mum on
Speaker 10: the planet.
Speaker 2: Can you do us a favour? Because obviously, you know,
Speaker 2: the show goes for two weekends and five weekdays. So
Speaker 2: can you, obviously, you know, go as much as you
Speaker 2: want or as little as you want, but can you,
Speaker 2: at the end of the show, we'll get you back on,
Speaker 2: you keep track of how many times you go through...
Speaker 2: The Haunted House, okay?
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: So can I go back more than one day?
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: You can just go nuts.
Speaker 12: Oh, my God.
Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
Speaker 7: It's a deal.
Speaker 4: You can take the week off work and you can
Speaker 4: just do this. You can just line up and just
Speaker 4: do the spook house.
Speaker 2: You're in the freaking bone white team.
Speaker 4: You're the only person in the bone white spook team.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 12: I listen every morning and I feel absolutely honoured. It's
Speaker 12: my favourite colour.
Speaker 5: So my daughter is going to lose her mind.
Speaker 4: Oh, I cannot wait. When do you get home from school?
Speaker 4: You say, guess what's her name?
Speaker 7: Tabitha.
Speaker 4: Guess what, Tabitha? We're in the Boon White Spook tier
Speaker 4: of Ben and Liam's loyalty program. You say that, she'll
Speaker 4: pass out.
Speaker 5: All right, she will pass out. I'm going to have
Speaker 5: to catch her because she is going to flip out.
Speaker 15: That's honestly our dream.
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
Speaker 4: Oh, congratulations, VSA. I hope you have a ghoulish Thursday.
Speaker 2: I kid you not, Liam, that yesterday I caught my son, Freddie,
Speaker 2: singing Secret Stain, Secret Stain, Secret Stain. Awesome.
Speaker 4: Brain rot.
Speaker 2: And actually he said to me, he said, Daddy, what's
Speaker 2: the secret stain?
Speaker 4: I'm not telling you, kid.
Speaker 2: And I said, all right, mate, I can't tell you.
Speaker 2: And he said, why? And I said, well, because I
Speaker 2: don't want it getting out, because you've got a bit
Speaker 2: of loose lips sometimes, son.
Speaker 4: You've got a bit of a blabbermouth.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You could have lied to him.
Speaker 2: That'd be the worst person to tell, telling a three-year-old,
Speaker 2: because they'll tell everybody.
Speaker 4: People like following around, asking your son what the secret
Speaker 4: stain is.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't actually tell him. I didn't even tell
Speaker 2: my own kindred soul. Geez.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, that's how tightly we hold this secret. And look,
Speaker 4: $ 5, 000 is up for grabs. There is a stain on
Speaker 4: a couch. You can see it with your own eyes
Speaker 4: pinned to the top of the Ben and Liam socials.
Speaker 4: Ali in Golden Grove.
Speaker 7: G'day.
Speaker 4: What do you reckon it is?
Speaker 5: Good morning, boys.
Speaker 3: I think it's silly putty.
Speaker 4: Silly putty. Not regular putty. Silly putty. And this is
Speaker 4: the stuff that leaves that oily stain. You get it
Speaker 4: in a little tub. Sometimes you can put your finger
Speaker 4: in it and it farts kind of thing. Yeah.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: That's the one.
Speaker 2: Have you got children yourself?
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you've seen Silly Putty stained on a couch?
Speaker 5: Oh, not yet, but from my childhood I did.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay. Of course, of course.
Speaker 2: Have you got one kid, two kids?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've got one. He's almost two.
Speaker 9: Okay.
Speaker 12: Silly Putty seems like.
Speaker 4: A toy, obviously great for kids, but just hell for parents. Also,
Speaker 4: you know, you can get it from the show, you
Speaker 4: know those sticky hands?
Speaker 2: I love sticky hands.
Speaker 4: You know those sticky hands? But we would do it
Speaker 4: on the walls and it would leave like, sticky sort
Speaker 4: of stain. The dust would stick to it.
Speaker 2: We used to get them stuck on the roof all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 4: That's it. Drive mum and dad up the wall.
Speaker 2: You know what was fun? You would have the sticky
Speaker 2: hand when you get home from the Royal Show and
Speaker 2: then you would have a ceiling fan and you'd turn
Speaker 2: the ceiling fan on and then you'd flip up into
Speaker 2: the ceiling fan.
Speaker 4: I wish I'd... I do have a ceiling fan at home.
Speaker 4: I might buy a sticky hand this year just so
Speaker 4: I can do that. Do you know what another classic was?
Speaker 4: In the practical joke one. And you go, hey mate.
Speaker 2: Gag magic.
Speaker 4: Gag magic. You go, hey, pal, want some chewing gum? Oh,
Speaker 4: that'd be nice. Thanks. Bang!
Speaker 1: Crack!
Speaker 4: Little mousetrap on the chewing gum.
Speaker 2: Bloody got ya.
Speaker 4: Anyway, we've subjected you to enough showbags.
Speaker 2: Ali, can I just, one more question. Are you saying
Speaker 2: silly putty because of the clue troublemaker? Is that why?
Speaker 6: Yeah, because there's a line in the song that says
Speaker 6: about putty and obviously.
Speaker 2: You're in trouble. Clever, clever, clever. Someone's done their homework.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, not right, Ali. We can rule out silly putty,
Speaker 4: not the secret stain. Okay, Kylie in Mawson Lakes, what
Speaker 4: is your favourite Oasis song?
Speaker 11: Oh, God, I couldn't even name an Oasis song.
Speaker 2: Would you say Wonderwall?
Speaker 10: Yeah, Wonderwall.
Speaker 2: Same as Liam. There you go, snap.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 9: All right.
Speaker 2: Now, look, do I hear that you don't have social media?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So you haven't seen The Stain?
Speaker 11: No. Oh, actually, sorry. That's all right. I looked it
Speaker 11: up while I've been on hold because I didn't realize
Speaker 11: I could actually see it on the KISS website.
Speaker 12: So I have.
Speaker 4: Just seen it a second ago on the KISS site.
Speaker 4: I've actually never looked at.
Speaker 3: The KISS website.
Speaker 11: I didn't know it would be there because you always
Speaker 11: say check our socials.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think it's well put together?
Speaker 4: Would you say it was an aesthetic website?
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, it looks really good.
Speaker 4: That's all right, yeah. Oh, there you go.
Speaker 11: Play the radio.
Speaker 4: Oh, do you know what's funny? I can listen to
Speaker 4: us now. Should I listen to us while we're on
Speaker 4: the radio?
Speaker 2: No, because that would be weird. Don't do that.
Speaker 11: No, I turned the volume down, so I can't.
Speaker 2: Good on you, Kylie. What do you think has made
Speaker 2: that stain?
Speaker 11: I reckon it's tiger balm or deep heat.
Speaker 2: Okay, now we're going to have to get you to
Speaker 2: lock one in, okay? And what I will say is.
Speaker 4: One of those things has been guessed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've already had deep heat. On the show as
Speaker 2: a guest.
Speaker 11: I guess I'll lock in Tiger Balm then.
Speaker 2: All right, you're going to lock in Tiger Balm. I've
Speaker 2: actually got some Tiger Balm at home. I saw it
Speaker 2: in the cupboard yesterday. Yeah, it's good stuff. I was
Speaker 2: looking for a Band-Aid. Is it Tiger Balm? If that
Speaker 2: was smushed into a grey couch, would it make that stain?
Speaker 4: Hey, Kylie.
Speaker 11: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't know why you said it then. Sorry.
Speaker 11: Well, before I looked on the Kiss website this morning,
Speaker 11: that's what I was thinking. And then when I looked,
Speaker 11: I thought, well, it's not Tiger Balm colour. It'll be DP,
Speaker 11: but obviously not.
Speaker 2: Well, thanks for playing. Anyway, hey, you can play as
Speaker 2: many times as you like. Now that you've seen it,
Speaker 2: go back to the drawing board and play again tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Open the phone lines at 8am. And we are back.
Speaker 2: Pretty exciting. There's some good pod squad business to get to.
Speaker 2: Just before we find out what Belle's middle name is.
Speaker 3: Are you serious?
Speaker 4: Is it Jen?
Speaker 2: We're dying to know.
Speaker 4: Dude, how many names are there that start with a G? Gemma.
Speaker 3: How many years have I been working with you?
Speaker 4: Bro, I don't... Isabella... Would it surprise me? What's the
Speaker 4: second letter?
Speaker 3: I would hope not, because we've definitely discussed it multiple times.
Speaker 4: Jerry? Geraldine.
Speaker 2: Don't say it until we guess it.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, don't say it until we guess it.
Speaker 3: I don't think you'll guess it.
Speaker 2: Which is really sad. I'm going to see if Chachaputee
Speaker 2: can guess it.
Speaker 3: No, that's so, that is pointless, Ben. You don't need
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 4: Gilbert. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Is it Gilbert?
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: Belle.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Is it Bella?
Speaker 2: Grace.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: ChatGPT got it in one.
Speaker 4: Thank you, robot friend.
Speaker 2: Ew, why did you type in? I said, give me
Speaker 2: the most common female name starting with G, Grace. Bang,
Speaker 2: got it in one.
Speaker 3: I would have thought Gemma would be.
Speaker 2: No, Gemma is four.
Speaker 4: Sorry, ChatGPT has just said you're a normie. That's fine.
Speaker 4: Isabella Grace is nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm Belle Grace. Yeah, Isabella Grace, yes.
Speaker 4: Belle Grace, a producer.
Speaker 3: My clue was going to be there's two songs with
Speaker 3: the name Grace.
Speaker 4: Amazing Grace and.
Speaker 3: I want to be like.
Speaker 4: Grace?
Speaker 3: Grace Kelly.
Speaker 4: I want to be like....
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 4: I didn't even have the guts to finish it. Did
Speaker 4: you hear what I was going for there?
Speaker 2: No, I didn't hear it.
Speaker 4: I think you would have enjoyed it, but I chickened out.
Speaker 9: My eyeball was strayed too much or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah. Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I was distracted because I was reading a PodSquad post,
Speaker 2: which we can move on to if we want.
Speaker 7: Oh, no, no, excellent.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we can. Of course, Movie Club D-Day today. So
Speaker 4: we didn't discuss Insomnia at some point.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that after this then. Ryan Simmons did
Speaker 2: a post. I don't see Ryan posting too often, which
Speaker 2: is always nice. Not actually 100% sure. He hasn't said
Speaker 2: what he's posted here. He's just posted it. Have you
Speaker 2: seen this, Belle?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: He's only posted half an hour ago. So he's just
Speaker 2: posted this vehicle, which I'm assuming it's because we're talking
Speaker 2: about hovercrafts. It's some kind of... It's like, you know
Speaker 2: when there's a car.
Speaker 2: Then there's an F1, which is like a souped-up ultra car.
Speaker 2: He's posted this thing, and I think it's like there's
Speaker 2: a hovercraft, and then there's this thing, which is like
Speaker 2: a souped-up extreme.
Speaker 4: Don't show me now, because I'm getting excited for the
Speaker 4: hovercraft that we may have lined up. And if I
Speaker 4: see this, then I might go, oh, well, now I
Speaker 4: want that.
Speaker 2: Well, this thing's the MK4. It's a hydrogen-powered... Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: So it's basically... Imagine a Formula One car, but it's
Speaker 2: also a hovercraft. So it's a hydrogen-powered F1 car that flies.
Speaker 2: It's built here in Adelaide.
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: It's the fastest.
Speaker 9: No, don't.
Speaker 3: Because I don't want you to now jump onto this bandwagon.
Speaker 2: No, this is like a prototype.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: They're building it as we speak.
Speaker 8: Oh, okay.
Speaker 2: It's like a university project. Built in Adelaide. It's the
Speaker 2: fastest EVTOL ever. It's got AI thrust control and a
Speaker 2: hydrogen turbo generator. And it's pushing the entire aerial motorsport
Speaker 2: industry forward.
Speaker 4: That's incredible.
Speaker 2: Top speed of 360 kilometres per hour.
Speaker 4: Hydrogen is serious business.
Speaker 1: Is it a plane?
Speaker 4: The H-bomb is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like an F1 slash hovercraft. And they're building
Speaker 2: this thing in LA.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what it is, it's a jet. It's a
Speaker 3: drone jet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you see it now.
Speaker 4: I love drone jets music.
Speaker 3: No, it's a drone jet.
Speaker 4: That's what it is.
Speaker 2: All right, on to Movie Club.
Speaker 4: Yes, on to Movie Club. I trust everyone in the
Speaker 4: room has done their homework.
Speaker 2: You betcha. Over the weekend, I watched it. Liam, you
Speaker 2: were great. You handed your homework up in the first
Speaker 2: couple of days. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: As you said, I do have a side hustle. You know,
Speaker 4: and I found time in my busy, busy schedule. And you,
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know, buddy, where you find the time.
Speaker 9: Very.
Speaker 4: I don't know where you found the time.
Speaker 2: Very young family.
Speaker 4: Two young kids, you know, running around, you know, building
Speaker 4: a new home. So, like, a lot of marketplace pickups.
Speaker 2: And when you do get a spare minute, you're chatting
Speaker 2: with your partner.
Speaker 4: It's so true. It's so true. And still managed to
Speaker 4: find time in that busy, busy schedule to watch the
Speaker 4: film that we all had five, six weeks to watch. Belle,
Speaker 4: I trust you've also watched it overnight? Six weeks.
Speaker 3: It was four weeks. It was a month.
Speaker 4: Regardless. If you've not seen the film, you can see
Speaker 4: yourself out because you're not welcome. You're not welcome in
Speaker 4: Film Club. You didn't watch it. You actually didn't watch it.
Speaker 3: We discussed this yesterday but I completely forgot.
Speaker 4: How could you? You had a month to finish your homework.
Speaker 4: You put it in the calendar.
Speaker 2: You were the one posting all the reminders in the
Speaker 2: pod squad.
Speaker 4: You were the one telling everyone to do it. You didn't.
Speaker 3: I just, I completely, and I know we had issues
Speaker 3: with the podcast yesterday.
Speaker 4: What did you do on the weekend?
Speaker 3: Firstly, just so I know.
Speaker 4: What did you do?
Speaker 3: Apologies for the podcast yesterday.
Speaker 9: Hopefully, I believe it's been fixed, but I don't know
Speaker 9: if everyone will, if you downloaded it earlier, I don't
Speaker 9: know if you'll have it.
Speaker 3: The real episode, I need to get that really looked
Speaker 3: at today.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think the start and the end of the
Speaker 4: pod was... An old one. An old one. So we
Speaker 4: apologize for that. But there was one recorded. Yeah. But
Speaker 4: it should be stopped in there now.
Speaker 9: And you guys reminded me yesterday, which hopefully is going
Speaker 9: to be accessible to everyone today.
Speaker 2: But did you ever remind me? Refresh it.
Speaker 3: You said, remember to watch it tonight. I said, yes.
Speaker 9: And then I went home and I just... I got
Speaker 9: into my normal.
Speaker 3: Routine and I completely forgot... What did you watch?
Speaker 2: You're the worst.
Speaker 4: What did you watch last night?
Speaker 3: I'm watching Pretty Little Liars.
Speaker 4: An angry mob is forming outside with pitchforks. And they
Speaker 4: want blood and we'll have to cool them off.
Speaker 3: Is this a crowd of two people?
Speaker 7: What is this?
Speaker 4: These are boos and jeers from angry villagers. Guys, it's okay.
Speaker 4: We'll handle it.
Speaker 2: We'll handle it.
Speaker 4: Please, if we can just form an orderly line. And
Speaker 4: thank you, guys. Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: We won't be able to hold them back forever.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 2: I think one of them threw something at Bill.
Speaker 4: Is this how one throws, are they? Guys, please don't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: That's not what we do here. Stop throwing eggs at her.
Speaker 4: Stop throwing eggs. What is that sound? Sorry.
Speaker 9: Guys.
Speaker 4: Am I being stabbed?
Speaker 2: Stop it. Stop it.
Speaker 4: It does sound like you're being wet up.
Speaker 2: No, there is red everywhere. They're throwing tomatoes at you.
Speaker 4: Guys, no more. If I see one more tomato being thrown,
Speaker 4: I'll be really angry. Okay, thank you. But, you know, actually,
Speaker 4: I should just let them. I should let them throw
Speaker 4: whatever I want at you, Belle.
Speaker 9: Can I put, I'm genuinely so sorry.
Speaker 3: Stop it. I'm genuinely so sorry. Like, I didn't do
Speaker 3: this as a bit. I'm sorry. I genuinely, I don't
Speaker 3: know what happened. I just got into my normal routine.
Speaker 4: You've been in a routine for a month? No, keep
Speaker 4: throwing them, guys. I don't care. I don't even care, actually.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I was defending her in the
Speaker 4: first place.
Speaker 3: Please let me.
Speaker 9: Please, give me 24... Well, actually, no, I want to
Speaker 9: watch the Legends game tonight. But.
Speaker 3: Stop! Can I please have this weekend... Can I have
Speaker 3: an extension, please? May I please, sirs, have an extension?
Speaker 9: No. Please!
Speaker 3: I promise I'll.
Speaker 4: Watch it on the weekend. No, what can happen is
Speaker 4: we will talk about the movie now. You can watch
Speaker 4: it in your own time. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm not going to watch it if I'm not
Speaker 3: doing it for the movie club.
Speaker 2: Didn't we say yesterday she was going to be banned
Speaker 2: from movie clubs?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was banned from movie clubs. No, no, no, please, please,
Speaker 4: let me. No, you're not involved.
Speaker 2: No, let me be in it. And the next movie
Speaker 2: is going to be Legally Blonde.
Speaker 3: No, no, don't.
Speaker 2: Leave us. Don't let the tomato hit you on the
Speaker 2: way out.
Speaker 4: I haven't been gonged.
Speaker 3: Out in a long time.
Speaker 4: Please don't make me leave. No, though, you had a month.
Speaker 2: You had a month.
Speaker 4: You had a month.
Speaker 2: It was very reasonable.
Speaker 4: We've found times in our busy schedules.
Speaker 11: So, yeah.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk about it now.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: Don't even think about buzzing in, by the way. And
Speaker 4: we don't like doing this.
Speaker 2: No, we don't like doing it.
Speaker 4: We don't like doing it.
Speaker 2: It would have been great to have a three-way chat about,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: The films.
Speaker 2: The performance.
Speaker 4: The darn film.
Speaker 2: Of Robin Williams.
Speaker 4: Oh, incredible. All right, well, now Belle's gone, I suppose
Speaker 4: we can talk about the film. Was there any, did
Speaker 4: anyone post in the.
Speaker 2: People watched it, yeah. Somebody watched it, sure. They was
Speaker 2: better at that kind of stuff than I am, but yeah,
Speaker 2: somebody would watch it.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'll just read some people's, so....
Speaker 1: Aye!
Speaker 4: Throw a tomato at her.
Speaker 2: I closed that.
Speaker 4: Okay. You closed the window, you mean, so the villagers
Speaker 4: couldn't throw the tomatoes in?
Speaker 2: Sorry, I can open it up again if you want.
Speaker 4: There is a few comments. TL said... What? TL said,
Speaker 4: watched it yesterday, fell asleep.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 4: Okay. Never watched it. Okay, this is a mini club.
Speaker 4: So John said he watched it. Thank you, John. You
Speaker 4: haven't left thoughts.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 4: Ryan Carr said, I watched it Tuesday night. I thought
Speaker 4: that I'd seen it before, but it turns out I haven't.
Speaker 2: Janice said, Janice said, also watched. It feels like dad
Speaker 2: has been all excited to go camping.
Speaker 1: He's like, I want to go camping.
Speaker 2: He built it up over a month. And then the
Speaker 2: reality of going camping is no one's having fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think movie club is dead. I think... It
Speaker 4: was a nice thought, but I think we... I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think we kill it off. You know, Belle obviously
Speaker 4: hasn't cared enough to watch the film.
Speaker 2: We started with her, right?
Speaker 4: She kind of killed it for me. Yeah. For sure. But, yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it was... Arguably a good film. Bit
Speaker 4: raw when he shoots the dog carcass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's trying to frame... Yeah, well, that's it.
Speaker 2: And I think... I.
Speaker 4: Do genuinely think it was an accident when he accidentally
Speaker 4: shot his partner, killed him. But he obviously.
Speaker 2: Had a guilty conscience because he tampers with the evidence.
Speaker 2: He tampers with the evidence. Because it all ends with
Speaker 2: basically like with the good cop, with the lady. And
Speaker 2: he's like, don't lose sight of who you are.
Speaker 4: Yes. Yeah. Because she's very switched on.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I liked it. I didn't love it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I liked it. I wasn't like, oh, this is a
Speaker 2: bad movie. But I was watching it and I thought
Speaker 2: very slow. And then I thought it was going to
Speaker 2: really ramp up, and I thought it was going to
Speaker 2: have a sick twist at the end.
Speaker 4: It's almost like Nolan was just sort of working it
Speaker 4: out in the first few. I actually re-watched Memento after this.
Speaker 4: Memento is so good. Bill was just sadly walking into
Speaker 4: the other room. Memento is very good and very clever,
Speaker 4: but it's not something I want to rush back and watch.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of brain power. And I think the
Speaker 4: end is okay. Do you think the ending of Memento
Speaker 4: is okay?
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it for a few years. I remember
Speaker 2: watching Memento and really liking it.
Speaker 4: It's very clever.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's very clever.
Speaker 2: I think the ending I was kind... I think the
Speaker 2: ending I was a bit confused by, but I still
Speaker 2: really liked Memento.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean, I suppose this is not the
Speaker 4: Memento movie club. Insomnia, I felt, was a bit forgettable. Oh,
Speaker 4: I had actually seen it. When I was watching it,
Speaker 4: I was like, I've seen this when I was younger.
Speaker 2: My question was, when she walks into... Because obviously the
Speaker 2: whole thing is insomnia. He can't sleep, trying to solve
Speaker 2: the case. Ooh, ah! When she comes in and he's like,
Speaker 2: I can't sleep. It's too bright in here. This is
Speaker 2: on like day six or seven of the case.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And she's like, it is dark in here. And she
Speaker 2: turns the light on and it's like, there's like glaring
Speaker 2: light in his eyes.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 2: Was he just imagining that it was bright in here?
Speaker 7: No, no, it is.
Speaker 9: It is.
Speaker 4: Cause genuinely like that over there.
Speaker 2: No, I know it is like that over there, but
Speaker 2: I'm saying, I think that was a part of the movie.
Speaker 2: I think he had a guilty conscience and he couldn't sleep.
Speaker 4: Oh, he definitely couldn't sleep. I think she was saying like,
Speaker 4: that's as dark as it's going to be.
Speaker 5: Maybe.
Speaker 2: I thought that it was, I think what the message
Speaker 2: was trying, I think this is like one of the
Speaker 2: movie clubs. I thought that what Nolan was trying to
Speaker 2: say was the room was actually dark, but he couldn't
Speaker 2: sleep because he had a guilty conscience. Nothing to do
Speaker 2: with the light coming through the window. So when she
Speaker 2: came in, she was like, oh, this is weird because
Speaker 2: it is dark in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Robin Williams, it's weird. Like he's obviously a good enough
Speaker 4: actor to pull it off, but it is interesting that
Speaker 4: Him being such a friendly-faced, funny guy.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: A guy that we all know and love, but him being,
Speaker 4: you know, like a killer.
Speaker 2: Which I also think was a part of the movie, right?
Speaker 2: Because you're supposed to think, as the serial killer, he's
Speaker 2: just a kind of normal-ish dude, but then he's a killer.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: And he was like, oh, you know. He's like, you
Speaker 4: ever been laughed at like that before?
Speaker 14: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The laughing won't stop.
Speaker 2: I thought there was going to be more.
Speaker 4: He genuinely thought he wasn't in the wrong, the killer. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: He did a good job of like.
Speaker 4: And then Al Pacino was like, I deal with pieces
Speaker 4: of shit like you. All day, every day, the last
Speaker 4: 40 years.
Speaker 2: I just thought, yeah, I thought that there'd be a
Speaker 2: big twist at the end.
Speaker 4: I agree. And it was just sort of like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it. What I will say is we don't
Speaker 4: see enough of Hilary Swank these days.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'd like to see more Swank. Million Dollar Baby. That
Speaker 4: was her big one.
Speaker 2: Never finished it.
Speaker 4: You never finished Million Dollar Baby?
Speaker 2: Is that the boxing one?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I never finished it. I know she falls over
Speaker 2: and hits her head on the stool.
Speaker 4: Braxton Eck, yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You never finished it?
Speaker 5: Mm-mm.
Speaker 4: Bloody good movie.
Speaker 2: I always think of Million Dollar Baby and Slumdog Millionaire
Speaker 2: as the same movie.
Speaker 4: Different.
Speaker 2: I know they're different.
Speaker 4: Different films.
Speaker 2: But I think of them as the same film because
Speaker 2: it's got the word millionaire in it.
Speaker 4: That's an Eastwood one. Clint Eastwood film, Million Dollar Baby.
Speaker 2: The most recent thing she was in, she had two
Speaker 2: episodes of Yellow Jackets. She watched that, didn't she?
Speaker 1: Is she in that?
Speaker 2: You watched Yellow Jackets, didn't you?
Speaker 4: Oh, what the heck? She is. She's like the nerdy one.
Speaker 1: Oh, what?
Speaker 4: I didn't even pick up on that.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to keep saying things she's been in
Speaker 2: until I get to one that you recognise, okay? Yeah.
Speaker 2: This is in order of, like, most previous to latest,
Speaker 2: furthest away. Yellow Jackets.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Ordinary Angels.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 2: The Good Mother.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: Zero Tolerance.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Alaska Daily.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: Fatali.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Away.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: The Hunt.
Speaker 4: Who's in that?
Speaker 2: She's Athena in The Hunt.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: I Am Mother.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: Trust.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: What They Had.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: 55 Steps.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 2: Lucky Logan.
Speaker 12: No.
Speaker 2: We're up to 2017 now. Spark, A Space Tale.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Fergie, featuring YG. That's a music video. You're Not You.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 2: The Homesman.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Mary and Martha.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: New Year's Eve.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: The Resident?
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: She's been in nothing good.
Speaker 4: She's been in a lot of stings.
Speaker 1: The Conviction?
Speaker 2: No. Amelia?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: Birds of America?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: P.S. I Love You?
Speaker 4: Oh, I know of it. I've not seen it. The Reaping? No.
Speaker 2: Freedom Riders?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: The Black Dahlia?
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 2: Million Dollar Baby?
Speaker 4: Lovely film. So that brings us to 2004, I believe.
Speaker 9: Yep.
Speaker 2: Just all those movies are just absolute blank spaces in
Speaker 2: my knowledge. I haven't heard of any of them.
Speaker 4: Hilary Swank. And you've got to say, quite talented. She's
Speaker 4: a very good actor. Very attractive woman. But yeah, here's
Speaker 4: me saying, geez, Swank needs to get out there more.
Speaker 4: Swank's been working her ass off. Every year she's doing
Speaker 4: a movie. She keeps getting the script going, this will
Speaker 4: be the one. This will be the one.
Speaker 2: She was in The Gift.
Speaker 4: Was she in The Gift? She was in The Gift.
Speaker 4: Hang on, what's... No, not the one I'm thinking of.
Speaker 2: Because she was in Million Dollar Baby.
Speaker 4: What's The Gift again?
Speaker 2: The Gift. That's the one, the present, right?
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is a movie called The Gift, but that
Speaker 4: wasn't in the year 2000. That came out like... Oh, okay.
Speaker 4: You're thinking of the one that I told you, the
Speaker 4: Australian guy. Yeah. No, that's a different gift.
Speaker 2: And Jason Bateman.
Speaker 4: This is with Cate Blanchett and Katie Holmes.
Speaker 16: Oh, okay.
Speaker 4: A year oldy one.
Speaker 2: But she's also in The Core, the one about the Earth,
Speaker 2: the volcanoes. I've seen that. It's like a trashy kind
Speaker 2: of like.
Speaker 4: The core.
Speaker 2: It's like an early 2000s movie about the world blowing up.
Speaker 4: Insomnia. The Gift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's actually known a lot of stuff. Good stuff.
Speaker 2: Known a lot of good stuff.
Speaker 4: Hilary bloody Swank.
Speaker 2: Hilary Swank. But yeah, I guess that's the end of
Speaker 2: Movie Club. Unless there's like a massive groundswell... I.
Speaker 4: Think it's dead. I think the bit is dead.
Speaker 2: Bell, what are your thoughts?
Speaker 4: Bell's going to have to wear that.
Speaker 2: What are your thoughts?
Speaker 4: Got you.
Speaker 2: You stuck your head in and I threw a tomato
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 7: Got you again.
Speaker 4: The segment... No, you're right. This segment is more dead
Speaker 4: than the dog carcass halfway through.
Speaker 2: Insomnia.
Speaker 4: Insomnia. The one that Al Pacino puts a pellet in.
Speaker 2: No, come back in, Bell. We're all done with that now.
Speaker 9: Roar!
Speaker 4: Movie Club is no longer. Do we have the guillotine?
Speaker 4: Getting rid of the segment. The segment's done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, usually things die if I'm not involved. So, hey,
Speaker 3: stop it.
Speaker 2: I don't have the guillotine handy. I can go get it.
Speaker 4: Pretty funny. Got a message from former producer Andy today.
Speaker 4: That's the segment having its head cut off. Yes, and
Speaker 4: we still got a group chat with Andy. Still fairly active,
Speaker 4: to be honest.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Sorry, the crowd's back.
Speaker 4: And, yeah, he sent a random link to an episode
Speaker 4: from many years ago. It's an off-air pod, off-air few
Speaker 4: big Tay Zombe fans in the house. Stop it, Ben.
Speaker 4: It's me singing... Chocolate ring.
Speaker 3: No, no, no. Can you play the audio?
Speaker 4: Chocolate ring. Play the audio, please. But I'm doing it live.
Speaker 3: Did you see Novak's Pod Squad memes?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do the line, Bart. But it was do the line, Liam.
Speaker 2: Which is what I was going for in the show.
Speaker 2: I said that. I said do the line, Liam.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: He quoted it.
Speaker 9: Ew.
Speaker 3: Sorry. Quoting Simpsons. He made two, though. Did you see
Speaker 3: his other meme?
Speaker 2: I'm done here.
Speaker 4: Can you play it like three times quick? Or is
Speaker 4: it on YouTube?
Speaker 2: No, it's on YouTube.
Speaker 3: I thought you were getting the audio up, Liam.
Speaker 4: I've decided I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 3: You guys at all show, you were like, blah, we're
Speaker 3: so on fire today. Look at us chatting away. And
Speaker 3: now it's like you've crashed and you're both like, meh.
Speaker 2: Someone didn't do movie club.
Speaker 4: You took the.
Speaker 3: Did you guys need me here to do movie club?
Speaker 8: It's all right.
Speaker 4: We'll do it again and I'll watch it. We wanted
Speaker 4: more thoughts.
Speaker 3: Let's do it again.
Speaker 4: No, I'm not....
Speaker 3: Stop it.
Speaker 2: Got to... What is that?
Speaker 9: Sounds like your poo-poo lemon jacket.
Speaker 4: Good lord.
Speaker 2: Goodness gracious. Oh, I've just found one on YouTube. Crowd
Speaker 2: booing with tomatoes.
Speaker 7: Oh, okay.
Speaker 4: Maybe for next time. Let's have a listen to this.
Speaker 2: Way better. Just absolutely schmearing the villain.
Speaker 3: All right, well.
Speaker 4: I reckon not, don't bring back public execution, but bring back.
Speaker 3: Public shaming.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think that is, isn't that what, basically social media
Speaker 9: is public shaming every day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you know what I mean? If someone had
Speaker 4: done something really horrible, it would be fun to throw
Speaker 4: a tomato at them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but these days it's just like someone posts dash
Speaker 9: cam footage or whatever or CCTV and then everyone just
Speaker 9: throws tomatoes, but via comments, which isn't as fun.
Speaker 3: But that's just how people do it now. It's like, ooh,
Speaker 3: this person. But yes, I would love to have a
Speaker 3: town square.
Speaker 4: Town square, throw some rotten fruit at someone.
Speaker 3: Yes, 3pm next Tuesday, come and tomato throw this person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also back in the day, I guess someone
Speaker 2: would be like put in the gallows and tomatoed relentlessly
Speaker 2: for three hours because they probably like.
Speaker 4: Stole some bread or something.
Speaker 2: Stole some bread.
Speaker 3: Well, no, but there was like infidelity or, you know,
Speaker 3: if someone like.
Speaker 4: Ooh, the missing movie club. Isn't it funny how, like,
Speaker 4: you know, how, like.
Speaker 2: I don't think they were getting gallowed for... Gallows is
Speaker 2: when you get hung, right?
Speaker 4: Yes, you get hung.
Speaker 2: What's it called when they get put in the... Stocks.
Speaker 2: The stocks. I don't think they were getting put in
Speaker 2: the stocks for infidelity.
Speaker 3: The women, I think.
Speaker 4: Let's have a little look.
Speaker 3: The men, no one cared.
Speaker 4: Women?
Speaker 9: Oh, God forbid you left the kitchen and you strayed
Speaker 9: from your husband. But, yeah, I guess stealing.
Speaker 4: Why were people put in the stocks? Public shame. Public disorder,
Speaker 4: minor crimes.
Speaker 2: Because you're getting hung for it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheating, petty theft, breaking the Sabbath.
Speaker 9: Oh!
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 4: Fortune telling. Can't do that. Demanding higher wages. Demanding higher
Speaker 4: wages and breaking the Sabbath. That's basically, that's you, Bill.
Speaker 3: When have I ever asked? I've never actively asked.
Speaker 4: For more money.
Speaker 3: I have never asked for a raise.
Speaker 1: Ever.
Speaker 4: I complain a lot. It's funny. You think tomatoes are
Speaker 4: a bit of fun, but people are insulting you.
Speaker 2: Speaking on you, not a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Not a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: No, and you don't want to be whipped because there
Speaker 3: was the whippings as well.
Speaker 4: The whippings?
Speaker 2: Depends on what you're into, I guess, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, not in a fun way.
Speaker 14: Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
Speaker 4: Come on. Come on.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 4: I like it, like it. Tomorrow. Tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy that now you'd be like, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: taking my kids to the NBL. We're going to watch
Speaker 4: the 36ers. But back in the day, you're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: we're just going to watch three people be hung. Come on, kids.
Speaker 4: Get ready.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, that was... And then didn't we look up the
Speaker 4: other day because.
Speaker 2: We were like.
Speaker 4: Don't want to miss the start of it again.
Speaker 3: 8.30am, hanging time.
Speaker 2: Wasn't it a thing when they used to get the
Speaker 2: guillotine and they chopped the head off, people used to
Speaker 2: pick it up?
Speaker 4: Well, they say it was alive for the first little bit, right?
Speaker 4: Isn't the head, some people say that the nervous system
Speaker 4: is still catching up.
Speaker 2: There was one test the scientist did where he got
Speaker 2: sentenced to death by the guillotine for something he did.
Speaker 2: And so he used it as a chance to do
Speaker 2: an experiment. He got his assistant. They had an experiment
Speaker 2: where he said, When my head's cut off, if I'm still,
Speaker 2: what's the word, like conscious, I'll blink twice. And I
Speaker 2: don't know the.
Speaker 4: Result of the test.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon that? That was the test.
Speaker 4: What a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2: That was the test that he did. I don't know
Speaker 2: what the result was.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Didn't we look that up? I don't know what
Speaker 4: it was. Because we were talking about the guillotine sound effect.
Speaker 4: And then recently on the podcast, we were like, when
Speaker 4: was the last one? And it was like in France
Speaker 4: in the 70s. Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 9: Yes. But you could also, you could go and watch
Speaker 9: the public electrocutions and the lethal injections.
Speaker 3: Until like a few decades.
Speaker 2: Chat GPT. Ben.
Speaker 14: Sorry, could you repeat or rephrase that?
Speaker 2: I'm just wondering, I know that there was a scientist
Speaker 2: who did an experiment where he got his head cut
Speaker 2: off at the guillotine where he said he blinked twice
Speaker 2: after to see if he was conscious or not. What
Speaker 2: was the result of that test?
Speaker 14: Hmm, let me see. Yeah, that story usually refers to Dr.
Speaker 2: Gabriel Borio, who.
Speaker 14: Witnessed an execution in 1905. He reported calling the prisoner's
Speaker 14: name right after decapitation and claiming the eyes opened and
Speaker 14: seemed to focus briefly. But it wasn't a controlled experiment,
Speaker 14: and modern science suggests any consciousness would last only a
Speaker 14: few seconds, if at all.
Speaker 11: Hmm.
Speaker 2: Okay, kind of boring.
Speaker 3: You know what I hate? Why do they make that
Speaker 3: sound like a person?
Speaker 2: The human cadence?
Speaker 4: Don't do that. Just put it as a robot.
Speaker 2: I get what you mean. It's the same reason why
Speaker 2: they make the humanoid robots look like humans.
Speaker 10: I hate it.
Speaker 2: It's gross.
Speaker 3: It's not real.
Speaker 2: Let me check that.
Speaker 4: Can you turn your mic down a little bit there, pal?
Speaker 4: It's a bit loud for me.
Speaker 3: Don't make it sound like a person.
Speaker 4: Great question there, pal. Let me just think about that.
Speaker 3: I miss when it was like, you know, the GPS
Speaker 3: was like, turn right.
Speaker 4: That is like, you must be referring to the scientist.
Speaker 4: Aberfield McCrombie.
Speaker 2: Not!
Speaker 4: Haha, gotcha. Always good to keep you on your toes, friend.
Speaker 4: High five. Let's get a beer sometime.
Speaker 9: Anyway.
Speaker 3: It's just, it's gross.
Speaker 9: Because like, I remember watching that movie, Her, and everyone's saying,
Speaker 9: one day this will be reality.
Speaker 3: And we're there. And it's horrific. Have you watched her
Speaker 3: with Joaquin Phoenix?
Speaker 15: Good movie.
Speaker 2: Great film.
Speaker 4: I think I didn't finish it.
Speaker 3: But it's so real.
Speaker 2: Too bad we can't put it in the movie club.
Speaker 4: It would have been a great one to do, but
Speaker 4: the segment's gone.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love Hay. Joaquin is one of my favourite
Speaker 3: men on this planet.
Speaker 4: You like The Joker?
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You like The Joker 2?
Speaker 3: I love everything with him in it.
Speaker 4: I've never seen The Joker 2 because I heard it
Speaker 4: was bad and I just was like, I don't think
Speaker 4: I can sit through it.
Speaker 3: And Lady Gaga.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never watched it either.
Speaker 4: I've seen it even on planes. I've been there and
Speaker 4: I'm like, I could. I've got a lot of time
Speaker 4: to kill, but I'm like, I just... I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think it put me off that it was a musical.
Speaker 4: And I loved the first one so much. So it's
Speaker 4: sort of disappointing that they... I don't really like... I
Speaker 4: don't know. I don't like code switching. Like if you're
Speaker 4: doing a thing, it's like.
Speaker 9: It's like when they did the Mean Girls remake and
Speaker 9: they made it a musical as well.
Speaker 3: And I left after like 20 minutes.
Speaker 4: But it's also like already been a movie, right?
Speaker 3: It's an iconic film and they're like, we're remaking it.
Speaker 4: And everyone's like, okay. Remake's always weird though. And it's
Speaker 4: a bit of a musical. If it was done in
Speaker 4: the 2000s, does it need to be remade already? You
Speaker 4: know what I mean? Well, I get like Wuthering Heights
Speaker 4: and stuff is like, whatever, like have a lash, but like.
Speaker 9: The sequel of How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days,
Speaker 9: very exciting. Probably don't need it, but very exciting nonetheless.
Speaker 9: And Princess Diaries.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: Can't wait.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we should probably wrap it up.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow.
Speaker 3: Also, we saw your post about Margie and we will be.
Speaker 4: Talking about Margie. I've got a Margie plan tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yep, we're going to be talking about Margie. So do
Speaker 3: not worry. She will be back.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 4: Double dong. Double dong. And that's it.