WEBVTT - #129: Did You Catch The Yawn?

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to try a vape?

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you take up something that is going to

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<v Speaker 3>be addictive and expensive?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that people.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Because you're young and student, some things make more

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<v Speaker 1>sense than others.

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<v Speaker 2>You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't know. How can you figure that's going

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<v Speaker 2>to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it in the car on the way home

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't have a spood, so I was like

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<v Speaker 1>an out of Dillo trying to get ants out.

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<v Speaker 4>Of a hole.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Food

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<v Speaker 1>bean fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about the right person? Goodness? May this is? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just still to buy a couple of mitches?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 3>It's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in

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<v Speaker 3>the opener this season?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you well?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Turn the music down? What is the bloodybe today? I've

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<v Speaker 1>been at a Purto street so I got makeup on hot.

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<v Speaker 1>You kind of look like Elton John Actually, you know

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<v Speaker 1>you look like alright, hey, ah, that's so funny. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what Elton John is like? An old all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey really actually in a way, yes, yeah, all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, hey me. Maybe we're like the evolutions of Elton John.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if they had a kid together.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I think I'm more fat Elvis if you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have that heart attack.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, it is strange saying you in makeup.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, it's weird, isn't it. Yeah, she goes, you're

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<v Speaker 1>very rare. Let me color correct and in the mirror,

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, is this appropriation?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think I'll ever be able to wrap my

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<v Speaker 2>head around that, like the color correcting thing. Then like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna smear green paste on your face and it'll

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<v Speaker 2>make you look really good, And I'm like, how does

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<v Speaker 2>that work? I don't understand how the color is combined.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a real trust the process thing. Because you sit

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<v Speaker 1>there and they go eyes up and your eyes are

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<v Speaker 1>and they go close your eyes and then they kind

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<v Speaker 1>of go and get more powder and you catch yourself

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<v Speaker 1>in the mirror and you look horrific.

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<v Speaker 2>But you got halfway through the makeup. Oh never any good?

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<v Speaker 1>That's that I just discovered facial antipersp think I've spoken

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<v Speaker 1>about it on the show before. But for a shoot

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<v Speaker 1>in front of lights?

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<v Speaker 2>What a facial anti perse brand. I've never heard of that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you he it for your face? Oh? Yeah? For

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<v Speaker 1>big big boys and big girls out there? Dig it

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<v Speaker 1>from the studio? Did you bring it? Yeah? To go

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<v Speaker 1>home with me? Have you got here with you? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the car for fucks. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm a sweaty girl as well. I can do

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<v Speaker 2>with some of that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you want to mims magic and squirt it into

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<v Speaker 1>a zip hock.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you could take it over.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe just sent me a link that might be better.

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<v Speaker 1>You look good too. You got a nice little shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>You got a necklace.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's become a thing I've noticed pointing out

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<v Speaker 2>my appearance at the start of episodes. If I might

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<v Speaker 2>done something different, No, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I've just noticed you're looking very good, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's what we discussed last week. Of course, last

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<v Speaker 1>week was the loved episode. But me's been jabbed with

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<v Speaker 1>the dick of love and you've got that glow about you.

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<v Speaker 1>I had it at phase quickly.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what I find funny?

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<v Speaker 6>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>That sound effect. Even though Cupid shooting a bow and

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<v Speaker 2>arrow wouldn't make that noise. I still know exactly what

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<v Speaker 2>it is when I hear it. What's with that effect?

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<v Speaker 1>A little naked baby as well with his foot up?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, why have to bring a naked baby into it?

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<v Speaker 1>Because the swift things about it and it is a

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<v Speaker 1>naked baby, if anyone knows, Price Cuby Jenna, welcome, Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Calm down a bit. I'm very said a lot of things.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean, Taylor's some things about naked babies.

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<v Speaker 1>Because all the people look like a beautiful baby in

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<v Speaker 1>a new song.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, she said sexy baby, sexy baby, right, she does

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<v Speaker 2>say that sometimes.

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<v Speaker 6>Like everybody is sexy baby.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>It's what I thought. That's stupid. How are you, Price

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<v Speaker 1>Kuby Jenna, You're good.

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<v Speaker 3>Very well.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you feeling about your listening party we're doing later.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm a bit nervous to celebrate.

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<v Speaker 2>The launch of Jenna's new Catwoman podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, two Girls, three Cats.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing a listening party later. Mitch and I are

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<v Speaker 2>gonna will air check it in a way listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I've hosted listening parties for Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you I've never been less excited for one.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen the press that she's she's done press?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, she does seem to be a lot more

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<v Speaker 2>emotionally invested in that podcast the Nounce. But that's okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You know it'll change. That's how I felt originally for

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<v Speaker 3>this one.

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<v Speaker 2>So it doesn't feel like she doesn't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>here that bad, like I feel like she's handcuffed here.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree. We're not holding you against your will, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>The restraints will let go at episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty The tracking device on your ankle, Yeah, it went

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<v Speaker 2>years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>We've gotten you a favor by not getting you the

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<v Speaker 1>wireless one. She had to be ten minutes in a

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<v Speaker 1>wall plug at all times. That was hot.

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<v Speaker 2>It was hot anyway. If you were yet to check

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<v Speaker 2>out Two Girls, Three Cats, don't worry. We'll play you

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<v Speaker 2>some bits later. I'm sure that'll get you over the line.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be a huge fan of that podcast too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and if it is your first time listening, Hi everyone,

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<v Speaker 1>and welcome to Is it just me? Every week we

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<v Speaker 1>start the show the same way to im something we've

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<v Speaker 1>noticed something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know Mitch's, and that's how the show works

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<v Speaker 1>every week. We've also we're bringing back some more petty scams.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, some cheeky scams, just little things that people

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<v Speaker 2>have done to save only a little bit of money.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not talking like full on bank robberies or anything, yeah, obviously, but.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have, that'd be a great story.

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<v Speaker 2>I would kind of like to hear from someone who's

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<v Speaker 2>been released from prison after an armed robbery. Imagine, like,

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<v Speaker 2>what were you thinking, Yeah, we call a prison.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's that simple, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to be on their approved call lists to

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<v Speaker 2>get through to a prisoner.

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<v Speaker 1>I have always wanted to hear that this is a

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<v Speaker 1>call from Morris Build Steve Petritary. Yes to answer? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it then? How it's like something? Yeah, God, that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be fun.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're in prison listening, can you please put us

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<v Speaker 3>on your.

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<v Speaker 2>It's no way that we have anyone, Jenna, there'd be

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<v Speaker 2>no one in prison listening to you.

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<v Speaker 3>You were just in case. Maybe some other countries have

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<v Speaker 3>different law.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no four G in a prison, is there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but they could have WiFi.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a TikTok from prison the other day, and

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, how the hell did they do that?

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<v Speaker 3>So they can do TikTok, but they can't listen.

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<v Speaker 1>To a baby. Jenner's right if there is one out there,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in prison, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe I shouldn't shoot down the idea. If you

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<v Speaker 2>happen to be in prison and you happen to smuggle

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<v Speaker 2>the phone and you happen to listen to this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>sure get in touch.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, please do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll send you a and they'll scan it under an

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<v Speaker 1>MRI scanner to make sure it's not made of cocaine.

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<v Speaker 2>We of course don't want to, you know, blow your cover.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're on a long phone call with us, they

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<v Speaker 2>might catch you. Just send us a cheeky voice message.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll do.

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<v Speaker 6>You.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't want to be implicated.

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<v Speaker 2>Christ which want to talk to you and a selfie

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<v Speaker 2>of you when you sell to verify that it's real.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want fakes coming through being like, yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>in prison for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll imagine that.

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<v Speaker 3>A video because you can photoshop them.

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<v Speaker 1>Stuff good point, green screen. Do you think listening to

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<v Speaker 1>our podcast in prison will get you street cred or

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<v Speaker 1>that you'd get you hit. What are you listening to?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean everyone would want to make friends with the

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<v Speaker 2>person who's managed to smuggle a cell phone in there,

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<v Speaker 2>because you could have contact with the outside world and

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<v Speaker 2>organize drug deals and stuff. I watch went Worth. Can

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<v Speaker 2>you tell you're true?

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<v Speaker 3>They put it up there butt?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do they? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The phone they call it contraband, don't they?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they do. Contrabar.

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<v Speaker 1>Really got that new Samsung flip phone to be handy.

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<v Speaker 1>Got imagine if it open flipped inside you. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>brings a whole new meanings of black Beerry. Okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>start the show. Should I go first? Mitchell? I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you can kick it off if you want, got to

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<v Speaker 1>get the energy. Is it just me? Are you the

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<v Speaker 1>only person in this room that is mentally saying.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, don't start?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bit rude. I believe I am, really, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've got proof. Last week on the show, Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was very sleepy, and as we well noted, I yawned

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<v Speaker 1>multiple times throughout the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you did. Towards the end of the episode, you

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<v Speaker 2>were getting real tired and you kept yawning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you wanted to see me if people would

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<v Speaker 1>catch the yawn, because it's a real thing in real life.

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<v Speaker 1>If you yawn in a room or if you're with someone,

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<v Speaker 1>most times, nine times out of ten, a yawn is contagious.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, my word, didn't they catch the yawn?

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<v Speaker 1>Holy did you get dms as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, to the couple of minutes of the count to

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<v Speaker 2>my own, Yeah, so many.

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<v Speaker 1>I got almost one hundred messages of people saying I

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<v Speaker 1>caught the yawn. I literally just got one now, so within.

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<v Speaker 2>The faithbook group popic of as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Are you on? Seven times? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>This is this a nice little message I got from Emily.

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<v Speaker 1>She's an idiot, and she says, Hi, I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>might find this interesting. You sent me link. I clicked link.

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<v Speaker 1>It says if you're in a room and someone yawns

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<v Speaker 1>and you don't catch the yawn, it is a sign

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<v Speaker 1>that you are a psychopath.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've heard differently. Oh really, I got a message

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<v Speaker 2>from someone that said if you don't catch the yawn,

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<v Speaker 2>it might mean that you're lacking empathy. And she said

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<v Speaker 2>maybe that is connected to yours and Jena's antidepressants. And

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<v Speaker 2>I said, well, the real tea is the real tea

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<v Speaker 2>is that I've weaned off my antidepressants. So might be

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<v Speaker 2>true for you, but not true for me. Jenna's excuse

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<v Speaker 2>is that she is still on anti presence asuman. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I am not, and so I don't have that excuse. Ah,

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<v Speaker 2>that maybe I am a psychopath. Oh shit, because my

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<v Speaker 2>housemate Jordan said, Oh, I was just listening to your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the reason that you might not catch someone's

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<v Speaker 2>yawn is if you don't respect them. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>there we have it.

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<v Speaker 1>I have the answer that fuck this article. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's cold, hard facts. I could have told you that.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so many different explanations, and I'm like, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'm just not receptive to things like that because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm also not ticklish.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I also felt there was pressure in the moment to

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<v Speaker 2>catch the yawn. Never that's pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do it, I know, but this is the thing, right.

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<v Speaker 1>The researchers at the University of Baylor said there are

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred and thirty five traits of a psychopath, and

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<v Speaker 1>not catching a yorn is one of them. So it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't mean that you are a psychopath, but it definitely

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<v Speaker 1>is in the traits of a psychopath.

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<v Speaker 2>What are the other signs of being a psychopath?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe? Can you google the one hundred and thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>signs of a psychopath. They lack empathy, contagio, shawning, and

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<v Speaker 1>I am an EmPATH.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very same. I don't like empathy at all.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't. It can't be that reathon. You are

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<v Speaker 1>very empathetic as a person. Did you call me pathetic?

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I am pathetic. Even dogs can catch yawns,

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<v Speaker 1>if this is saying as well?

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<v Speaker 2>Really, really, I've never caught one from a dog.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got some signs of a psychopath. Okay, one superficial

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<v Speaker 3>charm and charisma.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, superficial? Did you just go oh? As if

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<v Speaker 2>to agree? How dare you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sort of thinking myself, I just felt seen.

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<v Speaker 3>While they lack true empathy, they often very skilled at

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<v Speaker 3>faking pro social behaviors like flattery, kindness, and false sympathy.

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<v Speaker 2>When do I ever fake kindness? It's always fear because

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<v Speaker 2>it's rare, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>When I'm being kind, it's real lies, exaggerations and dishonesty.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's Mitchell Cherry.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take that. Yeah, so far, it's that malicious.

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<v Speaker 3>Of accountability and playing the blame game.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Jenna, I don't think you do that. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>play the blame game. No, I will shift if I can.

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<v Speaker 3>You need for power control and dominance.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's ring, Hayden.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're not talking about beneath the sheets? Are we?

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<v Speaker 3>A trail of short broken relationships?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Oh, jenner A, you're just reading Mitchell's personal diary

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<v Speaker 1>because that.

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<v Speaker 2>Chapter one a trail of short broken relationships?

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. Wasn't that eleveny sneaker book? So we may

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<v Speaker 1>be psychopathic? The Trail of unsuccessful relationship Harry Potter and

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<v Speaker 1>the Trail of unsuccessful Okay, I got that out of

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<v Speaker 1>my system.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you have to fucking bring up my trail of

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<v Speaker 2>short and unsuccessful relationships? Knowing that my current boyfriend listens?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but we are sean, we do love s Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, ready for your Jim Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, mine's a bit less laughy. So this we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to change the mood right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Ok Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>A funeral's the most awkward thing ever?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I never know what to say, how to behave I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I go because it's the nice thing to do. I

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<v Speaker 2>went to one yesterday. Yeah, I didn't know the person

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<v Speaker 2>who died. I was there supporting a friend, but I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I don't know what to say. I'm here

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<v Speaker 2>being a supportive friend, but what do you even say

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<v Speaker 2>to them?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, sorry about that. Yeah, I know they're It's

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<v Speaker 1>very awkward and I just feel there's no right thing

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<v Speaker 1>to say, like ever, and also the person that is

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<v Speaker 1>grieving that, I'm not sure. I don't think they're taking

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<v Speaker 1>it in. It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because obviously going how you've been, how you're holding up,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, don't ask the obvious questions. You know they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to say being better yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And I feel like you don't want to be asked

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<v Speaker 3>that how have you been and all this You've been

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<v Speaker 3>asked that all day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was thinking if it was if I was

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<v Speaker 2>in that situation and I was grieving someone I lost,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like the family, the people were coming up, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>we better go stay hi to Mitchell, not to anyone

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<v Speaker 2>that plans to come to a loved one's funeral of mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Just don't smother me. You know how people think that,

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<v Speaker 2>oh we better say hi and pay our respects to

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<v Speaker 2>the family. I'm like, I just want to leave them alone. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because I didn't know half the family members either. I

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<v Speaker 2>just knew my friend, and I was like, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to go introduce myself to the wife and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I'm Mitchell, sorry about your husband.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's also not why you're there, Like you're there

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<v Speaker 1>for your friend and that's it. Just for that support.

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<v Speaker 2>I just wanted to say as out of the way

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<v Speaker 2>as possible. But there was one moment where there were

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<v Speaker 2>two family members at this funeral yesterday and they were

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<v Speaker 2>embracing and just sobbing, and it was like those sorts

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<v Speaker 2>of sobs where like you're both burying your faces into

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<v Speaker 2>each other's shoulders and you're like shaking a bit from

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<v Speaker 2>crying so much. And then one of them looks up,

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<v Speaker 2>looks at me and goes, I love for videos, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, thanks, honey, sorry about your loss.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so there you go. You brought light at someone's

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<v Speaker 1>time of darkness.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not appropriate for me to be receiving praise. I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't even met the woman. I will say. The best

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<v Speaker 2>part about a funeral, though, is when they say please

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<v Speaker 2>stick around for light refreshments, and I'm like God, when

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<v Speaker 2>you hear the word refreshments, you know exactly what you're

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<v Speaker 2>getting down There.

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<v Speaker 1>Is nothing better than a light refreshment. Let me guess

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<v Speaker 1>finger sandwiches, yeah with they're like little desserts, like little

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<v Speaker 1>tiny little tarts, little.

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<v Speaker 2>Tart, yeah juice. I was like, Wow, y'all slept on refreshments.

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<v Speaker 2>I should just start inviting my friends over for a refreshments.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, screwl party. Okay, guys, come over for

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<v Speaker 1>light refreshments. That's fantastic. I love it. Let's you that

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<v Speaker 1>if we ever do a live show, is it just

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<v Speaker 1>me live featuring light refreshers?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you reckon you're going to do for your funeral?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you thought about it?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like thinking about it makes me very upset.

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<v Speaker 2>All I know is that my funeral better be fucking

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<v Speaker 2>packed like everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. If I've met you once,

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<v Speaker 1>if I bumped into you in the street and we

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<v Speaker 1>had a little giggle, you're there with your mum and dad.

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<v Speaker 2>I will say this funeral I went to yesterday, they

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<v Speaker 2>obviously underestimated how cherished the deceased was because the place

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<v Speaker 2>was packed. I couldn't get inside there was not one

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<v Speaker 2>part of me that thought I might need to take

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<v Speaker 2>sunscreen to a funeral.

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<v Speaker 1>But look how burnt my forehead is outside.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got my hair covering it, but you can see

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<v Speaker 2>I've got some burn forhead from a funeral of all things.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's just the strip at the top.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. I also don't like when people go

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<v Speaker 1>I want my funeral to be a party. Don't mind me.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that New Georgia's song. It's like, throw a party

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<v Speaker 1>of the day. I'm so sorry, but I'd like to.

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<v Speaker 1>If someone that I love passed away, I would not

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<v Speaker 1>want to be dancing. I'd be too sad. I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to do a destination funeral, not like a

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<v Speaker 2>destination winning make everyone fly a Greece or something. I

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<v Speaker 2>just choose something really fucking random, like Dubbo. Everyone's like,

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<v Speaker 2>why is he having his funeral destination funeral in Dubbo?

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<v Speaker 2>Like I I just want to inconvenience people beyond the grave,

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<v Speaker 2>or like I just want my ashes scattered in a

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<v Speaker 2>really dumb place, And everyone's like what did this mean

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<v Speaker 2>to him? Like why did he want his ashes scattered?

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<v Speaker 2>At the batist Kmart Carpark and then everyone just is confused.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love confusing people, as you know, even when

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dead. That's what I want to be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Please join us for freshmans at Baker's Delight Womble Barrel.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, why did he want that? I guess they

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<v Speaker 1>were his wishes. Please welcome light freshmans at dream World

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<v Speaker 1>Queen's Land. What it's a wake?

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it the same place as the funeral? I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>being an idiot and fucking inconveniencing everyone. I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great. I don't know what I want, truly, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't want to think about it. Makes

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<v Speaker 1>me say, you won't be there? He cares, Yeah, true,

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you said about your own death? He's a psychopath?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently my grandfather, who died before I was born, never

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<v Speaker 2>met him. Apparently he was just so blase about his

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<v Speaker 2>own death because it was everyone knew it was coming

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<v Speaker 2>in like terminal cancer. And they're like, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>want your coffin be? And he's like, that's me in

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<v Speaker 2>the cheapest box. I don't care. I won't be here.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't give a ship.

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<v Speaker 1>That's interesting. Now I get a lot of TikTok's about mortality.

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<v Speaker 1>My relationship with mortality is interesting. I think about it

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<v Speaker 1>a bit, really, yeah, don't you, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I think about other people dying more than myself, really,

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<v Speaker 3>Like I'm upset about the sort of other people dying,

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<v Speaker 3>not myself.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think about it of course too. But no,

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<v Speaker 1>there's I spend quite a bit of time thinking about me.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely that's going to be a sign.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surely that should be on the psychopath list.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the leads back up? Is it just me? That's

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<v Speaker 1>enough of these two? Look now, let's hear and is

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<v Speaker 1>it just you? All right? Time for your chance to

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<v Speaker 1>get involved with the show. You can slide into the

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<v Speaker 1>DMS couple of mitches for and is it just me? Yeah? Really,

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<v Speaker 1>it was.

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<v Speaker 2>Your idea in the first place.

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<v Speaker 1>You know. I come up with the names, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I just black out and everyone else has to do

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<v Speaker 1>everything else. I'm very good at coming up with names

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<v Speaker 1>each new segment yesterday, and you're like, I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't even give it away. I do think it's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, all right, Well there's another segment coming very soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody that is a brilliant, puny cherry. Now in a

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<v Speaker 1>couple weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you actually start with the pun and then work

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<v Speaker 2>from there?

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<v Speaker 1>It's all I do. I'm not a joke with all

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<v Speaker 1>my radio stuff. I do a segment called Nineties where

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<v Speaker 1>it's ninety songs and I'm teasing you with some nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>It's done.

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<v Speaker 2>There has been a few times I've come up with

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<v Speaker 2>an idea and then been like, Cheery, I need a

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<v Speaker 2>dumb name.

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<v Speaker 1>He just has life. Truly, I don't know. It's a bizarre,

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<v Speaker 1>bizarre trick to have. All right, let's go. This is

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<v Speaker 1>Alex Johnson. She's got an iGEM take away. She got

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<v Speaker 1>the full name today. Yeah, Alex Johnson.

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<v Speaker 2>She was Johnson seven News.

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<v Speaker 1>She was active yesterday if you want that. Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 1>been on Facebook since two thousand and seven. H Okay, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>is Alex? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>Or do you not get the food along with like

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<v Speaker 8>the sexy vibe thing, Like a man holding a bucket

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<v Speaker 8>of fudge and it's like dripping down him and he's

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<v Speaker 8>got muscles and it's like, oh and people like it,

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<v Speaker 8>but I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's not just because I'm gay.

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<v Speaker 8>Like even if Jamie Lee Curtis would hold an ice

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<v Speaker 8>cream tub and have cherries on her nipples and whipped

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<v Speaker 8>cream everywhere. Like, I'm just not into it.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if she came up to.

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<v Speaker 8>Me and she was like propositioning me, I'd still say,

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<v Speaker 8>can you go and have a shower first? Just seems gross, yuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Why was Jamie Lee Curtis her benchmark for a hot lesbian?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was gonna say she lesbian icon or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know that Jamieie Curtis was.

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<v Speaker 1>She's not gay, she's stray.

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<v Speaker 2>She must just be, you know, in her wank bank Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got lot, she's hot, Jamie Lee Curtis. I'd probably

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<v Speaker 1>start with GGI hid did or something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's conventionally attractive gg hi did?

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<v Speaker 1>True? No, I know, but for a point like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you think you'd use someone conventionally attractive. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So what food in the bedroom? I mean, raise your

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<v Speaker 1>hand if you've done it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't say I have that. No, absolutely not adverse

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<v Speaker 2>to the idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've done it a little very early on.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not for new listeners. Not we've done it.

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<v Speaker 1>Holding hands? Should I have partake? Of course?

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<v Speaker 2>Even corporated food by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>With cream and then I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, hang on, hang on, what do you do with it?

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<v Speaker 1>Put on a nipple or the tip of a willie

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<v Speaker 1>at all? Yeah, oh, you can do hot fudge, hot fudge,

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<v Speaker 1>hot chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>But looking at off the nipple fields like wasting time.

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<v Speaker 2>Nipples are fun, may get you going like a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>but having to wait for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and then the lick not just lickor true. But

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<v Speaker 1>then it's like kind of fun for the person doing

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<v Speaker 1>the liking because there's a sweet treat.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care about the person doing the.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe someone's got an insulin issue and they need a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of blood sugar and pop it on a

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<v Speaker 1>dick and you check your BUOD sugar level.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've done hot fudge cream.

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<v Speaker 1>What else I can't remember we've had I think we've

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<v Speaker 1>played with.

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<v Speaker 2>The carle's roast chulk smear that all over him.

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<v Speaker 1>We've played with the leaks, we've if we didn't never

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<v Speaker 1>garlic press ones and just had to slam between his eyes. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, really, but that's early on. We don't do

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<v Speaker 1>it these days. Couldn't really why we had a lollipop

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<v Speaker 1>lines like kissing with a lollipop and then like oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we've done ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Cubes here, also struggling to picture that of the lollipops.

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<v Speaker 2>My memory is not good at the best of times,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just remember struggling to picture how that worked,

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<v Speaker 2>because I had a lollipop and then he's get coming

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<v Speaker 2>into it, and then I kiss him back, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he gets the flavor of the lollipop.

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<v Speaker 1>Then he takes the lollipops the past.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, very much that baby, like a bird regurgitating food

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<v Speaker 2>for a baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Very much like that. Yes, we've also given each other

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<v Speaker 1>oral with an ice cube. Oh yeah, it's I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fine, it do. It just enhances the sensation. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a thing. Yeah right, it's not for me really,

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<v Speaker 1>not for you. No, we've discussed this before. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>crazy about receiving oral. Let's just get to the main act,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean it's nice, but like, yeah, don't spend all

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<v Speaker 2>night there bacco.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I won't turn my nose up at it.

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<v Speaker 1>About you.

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<v Speaker 2>Dannity love sucking cock?

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<v Speaker 3>I really love it?

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<v Speaker 1>True, of course, No, I really don't. What sweet treat

0:21:12.720 --> 0:21:14.600
<v Speaker 1>would get you to suck a cock? You could put

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<v Speaker 1>a fruit roll up around Sean's from so I here

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<v Speaker 1>maybe too, a whole tape of Hubbubba maybe two, A

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<v Speaker 1>nerd rope, a meat long liquorice roll. I always wanted

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<v Speaker 1>that as a kid, and Mum was like, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>like the role?

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<v Speaker 2>What was Alex? This's questions, no idea. She's saying like

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<v Speaker 2>people like advertisements for food, like putting hot bodies doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>make the food seem more entirely.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that what she meant? Yeah? I didn't think

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<v Speaker 1>that's what she meant. Maybe hit play again, I'll double check.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>Or do you not get the food along with like

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<v Speaker 8>the sexy vibe thing like a man holding a bucket

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<v Speaker 8>of fudge and it's like dripping down him and he's

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<v Speaker 8>got muscles.

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<v Speaker 2>And I assumed that she meant like people trying to

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<v Speaker 2>make food ads look erotic.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't do much for me either. I thought she meant

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<v Speaker 1>in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think she means both.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, I can't think of the last ad that had

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<v Speaker 1>sex appeal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, makes truly can't. And I also have no interest

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<v Speaker 2>in any pawn then incorporates food. But if it's me

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<v Speaker 2>getting amongst it, I'm open to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember back in my day when I had a

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<v Speaker 1>Samsung Z one hundred, someone bluetoothed me a pawn and

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<v Speaker 1>the man had his dick in a pizza box. And

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<v Speaker 1>I watched it on my horrible I watch it on

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<v Speaker 1>my sam slung with the screen the size of a

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<v Speaker 1>thumbnail and the penis was the size of her hair,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, oh my god. And he's like, hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got your pizza. Oh, let me just check that

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<v Speaker 1>it's got enough meat. And then he opened it and

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<v Speaker 1>his dick was in it erect and he had a

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<v Speaker 1>little pizza hat on.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they's stone up what I was picturing When

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<v Speaker 2>you said he's got his stick in a pizza box,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you meant he was screwing it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, where did the entwer?

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<v Speaker 2>Just have the box slightly a jar, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the cardboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Now hold that little white table thing that goes in

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the head of his dick.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So do you answer to your question, No, Alex, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think that is the answer. I bocked it.

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<v Speaker 2>My answer in summary is that you know, it doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>like get me going seeing pictures or like envisioning people

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<v Speaker 2>incorporating food.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm happy to incorporate it. I'll try anything once

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<v Speaker 1>it might sell as well. Maybe we'll get back to

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<v Speaker 1>that point with marketing.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember, like Tim Tam ads it was a genie. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a male genie. Feed someone Tim Tams.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, there you go. There's a good example.

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<v Speaker 1>I see.

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<v Speaker 2>That doesn't do shit for me. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>No, yeah, does nothing for me.

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<v Speaker 3>Tim Tams look good.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim Gray even like the idea of hot waters and stuff,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care. Like, oh, it's got topless waight, who

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<v Speaker 2>gives a ship?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm not allowed to touch them.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree to the workplace and I'm not allowed to

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<v Speaker 2>do an I don't gorging at it does nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want the food same.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what Hooters now they've got male Hooters. They've

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<v Speaker 1>got men in tight little bike shorts.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, y I thanks Alex.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want a comprehensive analysis of your question, hit

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<v Speaker 1>us up a couple of mitches, slide into those dms.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get you on next week. Said, it's a voice

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<v Speaker 1>note too. Any thought you have, don't be afraid. We

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<v Speaker 1>never ridicule and never pull apart. Never what you said

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<v Speaker 1>to us it's just not our remote.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, it is time to open the phone lines. Cheery,

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<v Speaker 2>you're ready over there, Yes, I'm very ready. But a

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<v Speaker 2>good because you might remember a couple of weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 2>episode one twenty seven, we were talking about cheeky scams.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend Ation came on and admitted that she once

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<v Speaker 2>scammed her way into a whole day spend at the

0:24:46.880 --> 0:24:49.239
<v Speaker 2>movie cinemas. Didn't pay for a ticket, she snuck in.

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<v Speaker 2>She stole a popcorn box out of the fucking bin

0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:54.480
<v Speaker 2>and then claimed her free refill. She did not spend

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<v Speaker 2>a sand and she saw like four movies, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, I would not have the guts to

0:24:58.960 --> 0:25:01.160
<v Speaker 2>get away with that. But we wanted to know other

0:25:01.200 --> 0:25:03.919
<v Speaker 2>things that people do have the guts to get away with.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they're not big scams, like you're not scamming

0:25:06.880 --> 0:25:09.080
<v Speaker 1>old people out of money. No one's getting hurt. They

0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:10.600
<v Speaker 1>are little things that no one had noticed, and they're

0:25:10.600 --> 0:25:11.080
<v Speaker 1>not going to send you.

0:25:11.080 --> 0:25:13.240
<v Speaker 2>To prison, Just harmless little scams. But we want to

0:25:13.240 --> 0:25:14.280
<v Speaker 2>hear let's get into.

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<v Speaker 4>It, sha.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we got Carlos from Bendiger. Carlos is it

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<v Speaker 1>Carlos or Carlos.

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<v Speaker 4>Buddy, Carlos.

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<v Speaker 2>Carlos would be Carlos.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that what people say, Carlos.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've ever heard that. Maybe that's it's the.

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<v Speaker 1>Accent, appropriating with the accent.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Carlos, tell us about your cheeky scam, Darlin.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so we do a few of these. My wife

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<v Speaker 4>and I we we love these. These these makes us

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<v Speaker 4>very happy. It's not even about the money, it's more

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<v Speaker 4>about what's real of it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you can afford the couple of bucks you're saving,

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<v Speaker 2>but you just get away with a scam. It's a

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<v Speaker 2>bit keep it fun and keeps.

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<v Speaker 1>A relationship fresh, I mean, especially after four years.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly exactly what is it? So? Well? The first one

0:26:00.720 --> 0:26:03.960
<v Speaker 4>was with our wedding. We had a ton of expensive

0:26:04.000 --> 0:26:08.359
<v Speaker 4>things and you guys who'll experience this, but basically we

0:26:08.440 --> 0:26:12.520
<v Speaker 4>bought a few different things. So we had a case

0:26:12.520 --> 0:26:15.439
<v Speaker 4>stand and a wishing well. We brought them from Myers,

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<v Speaker 4>We used them, and then we returned them the very

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<v Speaker 4>next morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Now that that's not even really a scan, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>you're legally allowed to return.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you return a wishing well like wouldn't it

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<v Speaker 2>have all your shit in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you take all the cars with the cash out

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<v Speaker 4>and then you say, oh, we didn't end.

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<v Speaker 1>Up using this, and so how much did that save you?

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was about two undred bucks. Anything with

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<v Speaker 4>a wedding attached to it, they did jack up that price.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard that. I've got a friend getting married at

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<v Speaker 1>the moment, and she said, it's wedding tax. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>a thing that exists that she ordered for her wedding cake, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was a ridiculous amount of money. And they

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<v Speaker 1>had a party the next day and they ordered from

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<v Speaker 1>the same place a non wedding cake and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a quarter in.

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<v Speaker 3>The process with like wedding makeup, it's double the price

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<v Speaker 3>of just glam mate.

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<v Speaker 2>How long ago did you get married? A you were

0:26:59.040 --> 0:26:59.800
<v Speaker 2>newly wed Carlos.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we went to get married at the beginning of

0:27:02.160 --> 0:27:04.679
<v Speaker 4>the pandemic and we got months by twelve months, so

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:06.040
<v Speaker 4>we're now eighteen months in.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, what's your other scam? I love it? It

0:27:10.280 --> 0:27:12.440
<v Speaker 1>was two screens like we kill people and we sell

0:27:12.480 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 1>their organs.

0:27:13.000 --> 0:27:15.040
<v Speaker 2>On the It feels like this is something they like

0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:17.080
<v Speaker 2>to do sort of frequently. Have you got any others.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. The other one was that my mom gave me

0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:23.920
<v Speaker 4>a Dourner cover and it was the wrong side. So

0:27:23.960 --> 0:27:25.679
<v Speaker 4>she gave us a super king and we only had

0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:28.480
<v Speaker 4>a king sized bed, so I took it knowing that

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:30.919
<v Speaker 4>it was the wrong size. So what I did was

0:27:30.960 --> 0:27:35.400
<v Speaker 4>I went to spylight, bought the correct one, switched the packaging,

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<v Speaker 4>and then returned the one in the wrong size and

0:27:37.280 --> 0:27:38.600
<v Speaker 4>told the factory error.

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<v Speaker 1>So good.

0:27:43.000 --> 0:27:45.080
<v Speaker 2>That sounds like far more effort than it would take

0:27:45.119 --> 0:27:48.280
<v Speaker 2>to say, hey, mom, did you keep the docket?

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<v Speaker 1>Go through all that for the one phone call Carlos,

0:27:51.440 --> 0:27:53.080
<v Speaker 1>that is so you know what I've done? You know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum's always keep the docket, don't they a docket?

0:27:56.359 --> 0:27:58.679
<v Speaker 1>And they always call it docket. It's never My mum.

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<v Speaker 2>Always apologizes for my before I finish opening it. She goes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sorry if you don't like it, I've got

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<v Speaker 2>the receipt, don't worry, and I'm like, fucking relaxed.

0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:08.159
<v Speaker 3>If I want to return something, She's like, you have

0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:10.679
<v Speaker 3>the docket right, because you can't. You can't return it

0:28:10.680 --> 0:28:11.240
<v Speaker 3>without a doctor.

0:28:11.320 --> 0:28:13.880
<v Speaker 1>On the day my mum discovered a gift receipt. Oh hell,

0:28:14.000 --> 0:28:16.680
<v Speaker 1>I've changed. It's a receipt that doesn't have the price

0:28:16.720 --> 0:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>on it, but so you can give you put it

0:28:19.040 --> 0:28:20.960
<v Speaker 1>in the present and you got the gift receipts in there,

0:28:21.000 --> 0:28:22.520
<v Speaker 1>so they don't know how much you spent on them.

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:24.679
<v Speaker 1>But then it ruins the whole purpose because when you

0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:26.080
<v Speaker 1>go to return it, they go, all right, you've got

0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:29.399
<v Speaker 1>ten bucks credit. You have to know at one point anyway,

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:31.879
<v Speaker 1>all right, thank you, Carlos. I appreciate the scam. I

0:28:31.920 --> 0:28:32.199
<v Speaker 1>love it.

0:28:32.440 --> 0:28:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Anywhere. Anyone who's currently engaged take notes. You can return

0:28:35.800 --> 0:28:37.080
<v Speaker 2>your wedding shit after you've used it.

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Apparent that's genius. Came you know what I love. I

0:28:40.960 --> 0:28:44.320
<v Speaker 1>love a good mentos. All right, we've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Em in Nara half to floats my teeth. Hello, sorry, am.

0:28:48.800 --> 0:28:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, sorry we're saying that right.

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<v Speaker 2>Tell us about your cheeky scam.

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<v Speaker 5>So I have a couple as well that I was rendering.

0:28:57.840 --> 0:29:01.760
<v Speaker 5>One is, yes, one is. I used to scam pitfit

0:29:01.880 --> 0:29:05.000
<v Speaker 5>a few years ago. Every year or so I was

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:06.200
<v Speaker 5>getting new watch. Yeah.

0:29:06.280 --> 0:29:07.440
<v Speaker 2>They're kind of expensive, aren't they.

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're like what the calorie tracker and they track

0:29:09.480 --> 0:29:09.880
<v Speaker 1>your steps?

0:29:09.960 --> 0:29:13.479
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, like three hundred bucks sleet. Yeah yeah, so

0:29:13.640 --> 0:29:15.640
<v Speaker 5>I would tell them on their live chat that my

0:29:15.640 --> 0:29:18.200
<v Speaker 5>sipit was broken, like the battery was dying. All the

0:29:18.240 --> 0:29:20.640
<v Speaker 5>touch screen started working. And because they got really good

0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:23.520
<v Speaker 5>customer service, I abused that and they would send me

0:29:23.560 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 5>have free replacements, which I would sell.

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:28.880
<v Speaker 2>What did you do with all the bloody fipbits sell them?

0:29:29.120 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh my god, amazing.

0:29:32.440 --> 0:29:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I got it.

0:29:32.920 --> 0:29:34.880
<v Speaker 5>I got like four or five. I stopped like a

0:29:34.920 --> 0:29:35.600
<v Speaker 5>thousand dollars.

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:38.960
<v Speaker 2>See that one's teetering, maybe too far.

0:29:39.200 --> 0:29:41.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love it. Whatever, I'm not gonna I'm not

0:29:41.200 --> 0:29:43.280
<v Speaker 1>going to dub you anymore. Mitch. I've done a similar thing,

0:29:43.280 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 1>because you know, we get sent pr packs all the time,

0:29:45.400 --> 0:29:46.960
<v Speaker 1>like just being in the I don't know the media

0:29:47.000 --> 0:29:48.480
<v Speaker 1>or whatever it is, the people send us free shit.

0:29:48.600 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 1>I remember once there was an Amazon movie about I

0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:52.280
<v Speaker 1>don't know fitness, and I got sent my own fitbit

0:29:52.320 --> 0:29:53.680
<v Speaker 1>and I put it on gum Tree and sold it.

0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:57.000
<v Speaker 3>I got sent a fireball KEG.

0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I saw that.

0:29:58.200 --> 0:29:59.560
<v Speaker 3>I sold it for three hundred dollars.

0:29:59.640 --> 0:30:02.560
<v Speaker 2>See that's okay, right, I mean, I guess it's okay.

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 2>But I usually if I don't want some free ship

0:30:04.880 --> 0:30:06.280
<v Speaker 2>that's been sent to me, I will gift it to

0:30:06.320 --> 0:30:07.840
<v Speaker 2>my friends out of the goodness of my heart.

0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I do that too, but I don't want any of

0:30:09.480 --> 0:30:12.520
<v Speaker 1>my friends to have good audiovascular through them.

0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:13.560
<v Speaker 2>What's your other scam?

0:30:13.680 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 5>M so sort of tying in with the titbits. I

0:30:17.440 --> 0:30:20.200
<v Speaker 5>used to do big wish holes and I used to

0:30:20.240 --> 0:30:23.000
<v Speaker 5>get titbit charges and watch bands to go along with

0:30:23.040 --> 0:30:25.440
<v Speaker 5>the new watches they would send me. And when everything

0:30:25.480 --> 0:30:27.280
<v Speaker 5>would write, like a month or two later, you would

0:30:27.280 --> 0:30:29.440
<v Speaker 5>just say that it all has broken and they would

0:30:29.480 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 5>refund every single item.

0:30:31.280 --> 0:30:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Wow, wait, what are they refunding you for?

0:30:33.160 --> 0:30:36.160
<v Speaker 5>I missed that bit, the like titbit charges that I

0:30:36.240 --> 0:30:38.960
<v Speaker 5>buy to go with thew watch, or just rather stuff

0:30:39.000 --> 0:30:40.600
<v Speaker 5>that I wanted to buy, like one hundred dollars halls

0:30:40.600 --> 0:30:40.960
<v Speaker 5>of stuff.

0:30:41.520 --> 0:30:45.160
<v Speaker 1>We're really targeting this one company. They do anything to

0:30:44.680 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 1>you one of them.

0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:54.440
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well I'm an Apple watch now, sobits warps Apple.

0:30:55.280 --> 0:30:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Wait, why do I feel like you've got more am

0:30:57.520 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 1>she's reading off a list anymore.

0:30:59.600 --> 0:31:02.440
<v Speaker 5>Well, it's not really scam, it's not as bad, but

0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:05.000
<v Speaker 5>it's just that you know those three hallow fresh boxes

0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 5>you can get. I'm just making you address all done that.

0:31:09.400 --> 0:31:11.760
<v Speaker 2>I've never done that, so as in like a free trial.

0:31:11.800 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 2>Your first box is free.

0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:13.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:31:13.280 --> 0:31:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I just made a fivefox Mozilla email account this week.

0:31:17.600 --> 0:31:20.880
<v Speaker 5>About four boxes, and they stop just blocking my address.

0:31:21.280 --> 0:31:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's when you start sending them to the office.

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Ye smart, Or if you're close with your neighbor, you go, hey,

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 1>you want to get in on this scam.

0:31:29.040 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 2>I mean, em lives in Narra, so she's they're probably

0:31:31.320 --> 0:31:33.040
<v Speaker 2>used to armed robbers there, so she can get away

0:31:33.040 --> 0:31:35.080
<v Speaker 2>with the cheeky scam. As long as there's no weapon involved.

0:31:35.240 --> 0:31:37.960
<v Speaker 1>Always good compared to the mass crime happening in Norah.

0:31:38.040 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>That's nothing. You're an angel and all right.

0:31:40.760 --> 0:31:44.640
<v Speaker 2>Thanks Sam, thank you. It steals up next from camera,

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:46.040
<v Speaker 2>Hello CHICKI.

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:49.240
<v Speaker 1>Hello, Hello, what's your scam?

0:31:49.760 --> 0:31:51.800
<v Speaker 7>I wouldn't say it was a scam as such, but

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 7>you know I was not being completely honest. So I

0:31:57.040 --> 0:32:01.400
<v Speaker 7>sent a message to my local radio station, seen when

0:32:01.440 --> 0:32:04.440
<v Speaker 7>the ticket that I won will arrive for me to

0:32:04.480 --> 0:32:09.480
<v Speaker 7>collect for a concert that was coming up, And they said, oh, sorry,

0:32:09.280 --> 0:32:12.400
<v Speaker 7>they don't come in at least once two weeks before

0:32:12.440 --> 0:32:15.440
<v Speaker 7>the show. You'll get a phone call and then you know,

0:32:15.520 --> 0:32:17.920
<v Speaker 7>once two weeks later. I sent a message going, hey,

0:32:18.080 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 7>just checking in where's my ticket? And they go, sorry,

0:32:21.360 --> 0:32:23.640
<v Speaker 7>we haven't been in touch. You can collection between eight

0:32:23.760 --> 0:32:26.960
<v Speaker 7>thirty and five thirty. And I was so nervous straight

0:32:27.040 --> 0:32:29.360
<v Speaker 7>up to the radio station pack to come like they're

0:32:29.360 --> 0:32:31.000
<v Speaker 7>going to know, they're going to know.

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.200
<v Speaker 2>So you never won your tickets in the first.

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:34.239
<v Speaker 5>Place, of course not.

0:32:34.400 --> 0:32:34.760
<v Speaker 2>I just.

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:41.280
<v Speaker 7>I'm like, jeez, I can't get tickets. I could never

0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:43.400
<v Speaker 7>get through the winner. But I thought, I'll just be

0:32:43.520 --> 0:32:46.720
<v Speaker 7>cocky and I'll just send a message. So you turned up,

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 7>turned up, go in there and I go, oh, I'm

0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:54.040
<v Speaker 7>still just here to collect Maya free tickets, and they went, sure,

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:56.080
<v Speaker 7>no problem, because you know you have to sign a

0:32:56.080 --> 0:32:58.920
<v Speaker 7>little book to say that you know you've won a prize. Well,

0:32:58.840 --> 0:33:01.440
<v Speaker 7>and I'm like, okaos, fill out the books, thank you,

0:33:01.960 --> 0:33:04.840
<v Speaker 7>got my two tickets. And then when it came time

0:33:04.920 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 7>to go to the concert, my husband's next me going,

0:33:07.640 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 7>we're going to get done. We're going to get done,

0:33:09.640 --> 0:33:11.720
<v Speaker 7>like the whole time. So we got through the gates.

0:33:11.760 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 7>We were just like yes and no job, say two

0:33:15.360 --> 0:33:16.400
<v Speaker 7>hundred and fifty bucks.

0:33:16.400 --> 0:33:16.600
<v Speaker 4>Oh.

0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I love that.

0:33:18.240 --> 0:33:19.880
<v Speaker 2>It just tied in with the fact that if you

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:22.120
<v Speaker 2>say anything with the confidence, people believe behind you had

0:33:22.120 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 2>to collect my tickets that I want, but you didn't win.

0:33:24.120 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 1>Shit. What concept of style.

0:33:25.920 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 7>It was cold Chisel.

0:33:27.240 --> 0:33:30.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, that is brilliant.

0:33:31.280 --> 0:33:33.800
<v Speaker 7>This is going back some time, so you know it

0:33:33.960 --> 0:33:37.000
<v Speaker 7>was a few years ago. And yeah, I'm like, I

0:33:37.080 --> 0:33:38.800
<v Speaker 7>want to pay two hundred and fifty bucks for a

0:33:38.800 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 7>couple of tickets.

0:33:39.720 --> 0:33:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Nice lit and I give out tickets for a living.

0:33:42.440 --> 0:33:44.320
<v Speaker 1>It's in my power to end this, but you know what,

0:33:44.400 --> 0:33:45.800
<v Speaker 1>for the good of the people, I'm not going to

0:33:45.840 --> 0:33:47.160
<v Speaker 1>do it. I'm not going to tell the team. You

0:33:47.200 --> 0:33:49.320
<v Speaker 1>know what, if you're smart enough to come up with

0:33:49.360 --> 0:33:50.520
<v Speaker 1>that hack, good on you.

0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:53.920
<v Speaker 7>And it was amazing. The show was great. I sent

0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:56.120
<v Speaker 7>to a message I said, we had a wonderful time.

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:57.360
<v Speaker 7>Thanks for the free ticket.

0:33:57.600 --> 0:34:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I wonder now the whole person that actually them.

0:34:00.640 --> 0:34:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there would have been extra there were there would

0:34:03.800 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 1>have been the way those things works, yeah, they just

0:34:06.800 --> 0:34:08.840
<v Speaker 1>those people downstairs. They just want to get the tickets

0:34:08.840 --> 0:34:09.880
<v Speaker 1>out that don't want compliants.

0:34:10.120 --> 0:34:13.160
<v Speaker 2>You're actually you're kind of encouraging this hackm.

0:34:12.560 --> 0:34:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Not encouraging it. But I can just see how it

0:34:14.200 --> 0:34:16.000
<v Speaker 1>would happen, and I can see how no one else

0:34:16.040 --> 0:34:17.840
<v Speaker 1>would have been hurt. A Stelle I don't think it

0:34:17.920 --> 0:34:20.239
<v Speaker 1>took anyone's tickets, because I mean especially a.

0:34:20.239 --> 0:34:23.040
<v Speaker 7>Couple of you have plenty and hoa many people actually

0:34:23.080 --> 0:34:24.000
<v Speaker 7>win and go and.

0:34:23.960 --> 0:34:25.040
<v Speaker 4>Actually pick them up.

0:34:25.360 --> 0:34:29.000
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, people drive out to the station ticket them and

0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:32.480
<v Speaker 7>they're not in like, you know, an accessible location if

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:35.400
<v Speaker 7>you don't have a car, they're like in the middle

0:34:35.440 --> 0:34:37.000
<v Speaker 7>of nowhere else the Barton Highway.

0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Good point. So sorry about that. A stell my phone.

0:34:40.160 --> 0:34:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Just thanks, We.

0:34:41.960 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 7>Love you, no problem. I'm looking out for my tribes

0:34:45.120 --> 0:34:48.120
<v Speaker 7>post keep it Jenna, of course.

0:34:49.320 --> 0:34:51.480
<v Speaker 1>They are. What a sweetheart?

0:34:51.520 --> 0:34:54.919
<v Speaker 2>All right, Tara your last Tara in Liverpool. Hello, Hi,

0:34:55.000 --> 0:34:55.520
<v Speaker 2>hey Gelly.

0:34:55.680 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're really good.

0:34:56.640 --> 0:34:58.319
<v Speaker 2>It's a bad What are you doing to save a

0:34:58.320 --> 0:34:59.040
<v Speaker 2>bit of coin? Yeah?

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:01.719
<v Speaker 5>Okay, So I was the UNI student for a year

0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:04.439
<v Speaker 5>and I dropped out, but I kept seeing session card

0:35:04.560 --> 0:35:06.480
<v Speaker 5>and I get discounts everywhere I go.

0:35:06.760 --> 0:35:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh my god, did you keep this student ID?

0:35:09.000 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 2>I did the same thing or really yeah.

0:35:11.600 --> 0:35:13.640
<v Speaker 3>I did the same thing. That's why I get student

0:35:13.680 --> 0:35:14.880
<v Speaker 3>prices at fitness First.

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 1>So you look like you're still doing it, Jenna. Yeah, oh,

0:35:18.440 --> 0:35:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Jenner doesn't age. Wait, so Tara, tell me what do

0:35:21.040 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 1>you use it on? Like you could do train ticket

0:35:22.600 --> 0:35:24.080
<v Speaker 1>concession train tickets.

0:35:23.719 --> 0:35:27.480
<v Speaker 5>Too, concession train tickets to any student affairs, going to

0:35:27.560 --> 0:35:28.800
<v Speaker 5>Luna Park anywhere.

0:35:31.120 --> 0:35:33.440
<v Speaker 2>I love that, And she kind of sounds youthful, so

0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:35.200
<v Speaker 2>I think she can get away with it. I got

0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:37.120
<v Speaker 2>away with it for a few years. But I reckon now,

0:35:37.200 --> 0:35:39.280
<v Speaker 2>i'd have to be a maturate student. My little photo

0:35:39.280 --> 0:35:41.200
<v Speaker 2>id card I look like such a young kid.

0:35:41.239 --> 0:35:43.240
<v Speaker 1>Wait, hold on, Tara, how old are you actually?

0:35:44.120 --> 0:35:45.719
<v Speaker 5>I'm actually turning thirty next year.

0:35:45.800 --> 0:35:47.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, and it's working.

0:35:48.640 --> 0:35:50.600
<v Speaker 2>I love that I did the exact same things. I

0:35:50.600 --> 0:35:51.279
<v Speaker 2>know where you're coming from.

0:35:51.320 --> 0:35:53.200
<v Speaker 1>It's funny. And listen, we all here always say drop

0:35:53.239 --> 0:35:54.640
<v Speaker 1>out of unit. It's the best thing that happened to us.

0:35:54.880 --> 0:36:00.400
<v Speaker 1>Are you happy that you dropped out? Yes, we love you.

0:36:00.400 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for calling.

0:36:02.719 --> 0:36:03.040
<v Speaker 5>At all.

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Of course, if you're at UNI and you're enjoying it,

0:36:05.680 --> 0:36:10.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, no hate against you anti UNI. Anyone who's

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:12.200
<v Speaker 2>currently about to finish their masters is like, have I've

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:12.879
<v Speaker 2>been wasting my time?

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:13.040
<v Speaker 5>Now?

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Dahla?

0:36:13.320 --> 0:36:14.239
<v Speaker 2>If you want to do that, guy for it?

0:36:14.320 --> 0:36:16.840
<v Speaker 1>No, no, of course. And if you're a neurosurgeon, don't drop out, please.

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:17.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh god.

0:36:17.080 --> 0:36:17.160
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:36:17.600 --> 0:36:20.719
<v Speaker 2>Somethings require a degree talking shit like we doesn't really.

0:36:25.280 --> 0:36:26.239
<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

0:36:26.719 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 1>The rude shocks of young adulthood?

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:32.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Jake, if you haven't heard the news, our third

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Wheel price keeper Jenna is cheating on us with another podcast.

0:36:35.920 --> 0:36:36.879
<v Speaker 2>He's launched her own.

0:36:37.120 --> 0:36:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Yep, what's it called?

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:41.759
<v Speaker 3>Jenna, Two Girls, three Cats, and I feel like this

0:36:41.840 --> 0:36:43.520
<v Speaker 3>is more of an open relationship.

0:36:43.800 --> 0:36:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, we never said that we wanted to be

0:36:45.480 --> 0:36:47.640
<v Speaker 2>in an open We didn't consent, Jenna. We wanted to

0:36:47.640 --> 0:36:50.280
<v Speaker 2>be strictly monogamous. So quite frankly, get out of our house.

0:36:51.320 --> 0:36:54.560
<v Speaker 1>Now we'll explain what this podcast is. Bitch. I thought

0:36:54.680 --> 0:36:56.680
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a joke, but it's actually real.

0:36:57.120 --> 0:36:58.759
<v Speaker 3>It's real. Yeah, it's about cat.

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Okay, and who's your co host.

0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 3>Samant the Clark?

0:37:01.640 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, So have you heard any of it, Mitchell, I've

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:05.319
<v Speaker 2>heard none.

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I've just seen the multiple articles that have been written

0:37:07.560 --> 0:37:11.000
<v Speaker 1>Radio Today, Media Week, these massive publications in our industry

0:37:11.160 --> 0:37:14.879
<v Speaker 1>that Jenna has been featured in. Genuinely, I'm not trying,

0:37:14.920 --> 0:37:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not trying to offend you.

0:37:15.920 --> 0:37:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I reckon Jenna would have whispered in the riety is

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:18.799
<v Speaker 2>to get that to happen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she would have.

0:37:21.280 --> 0:37:25.920
<v Speaker 2>She might have flashed her. Yeah, well, we're doing a

0:37:25.960 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 2>listening party today because I know you haven't heard some

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:30.279
<v Speaker 2>of our listeners might not have heard it, and so

0:37:30.840 --> 0:37:32.799
<v Speaker 2>let's have a little listening party and Mitchell I might

0:37:32.840 --> 0:37:34.920
<v Speaker 2>be able to offer feedback along the way. Because we

0:37:34.960 --> 0:37:37.560
<v Speaker 2>are podcasting royalty, we at this point.

0:37:37.320 --> 0:37:39.200
<v Speaker 1>We are, I mean, our downloads are at the highest ever.

0:37:39.480 --> 0:37:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I've mean, the podcast towards are begging for us to

0:37:41.680 --> 0:37:44.640
<v Speaker 1>show up. So yeah, exactly what we could hopefully give

0:37:44.640 --> 0:37:45.760
<v Speaker 1>you a size of that, Jenna.

0:37:45.800 --> 0:37:48.280
<v Speaker 2>So this is episode one. They did a special about

0:37:48.320 --> 0:37:50.839
<v Speaker 2>black cats, which obviously caught my attention because my little

0:37:50.880 --> 0:37:51.760
<v Speaker 2>rescue cat is Abella.

0:37:51.840 --> 0:37:53.719
<v Speaker 1>She's a black yes, little girl, Like, what shit are

0:37:53.719 --> 0:37:54.080
<v Speaker 1>they going.

0:37:54.000 --> 0:37:56.719
<v Speaker 2>To talk about my girl? So let's just hit play,

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<v Speaker 2>shall we? This Jenner podcast, Let's still episode one.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello and welcome to the newest podcast in town.

0:38:02.480 --> 0:38:05.879
<v Speaker 3>This is Two Girls, Three Cats.

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<v Speaker 6>I am one of your hosts. My name's Sammy, and

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:12.120
<v Speaker 6>my lovely co host is Jenna. Now we love cats,

0:38:12.120 --> 0:38:14.560
<v Speaker 6>don't we, jenn Er so much so much that we

0:38:14.640 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 6>decided that we needed to do a podcast about them.

0:38:17.640 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 3>There's not enough podcasts about cats.

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:21.399
<v Speaker 6>There's not We had a bit of a deep dive,

0:38:21.440 --> 0:38:23.839
<v Speaker 6>didn't we, and we couldn't find anything like this.

0:38:24.120 --> 0:38:24.319
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:38:24.480 --> 0:38:28.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean there's podcasts about vet help all that very listful,

0:38:28.280 --> 0:38:29.720
<v Speaker 3>nothing about cat chat.

0:38:30.080 --> 0:38:33.359
<v Speaker 6>Nothing about cat chat. And look, full disclaimer, neither one

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:35.320
<v Speaker 6>of us are vets. No, we are not going to

0:38:35.360 --> 0:38:38.040
<v Speaker 6>give you advice on how to look after your cats. Absolutely,

0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:40.680
<v Speaker 6>no advice because we are We would be the blind

0:38:40.760 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 6>leading the blind.

0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 3>Absolutely. I mean, we love our cats, but we ourselves

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:47.279
<v Speaker 3>still need assistance as well.

0:38:47.960 --> 0:38:51.919
<v Speaker 2>Second, is there any part of your jenner that's worry

0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:54.120
<v Speaker 2>that you're going to run out of conversation? No, because

0:38:54.120 --> 0:38:58.320
<v Speaker 2>I do. I do absolutely love the enthusiasm. We love cats.

0:38:58.360 --> 0:39:00.520
<v Speaker 2>So we're doing a podcast about cat but there might

0:39:00.560 --> 0:39:01.359
<v Speaker 2>not be that much to say.

0:39:01.520 --> 0:39:02.839
<v Speaker 3>I know, we've looked into it.

0:39:02.840 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 1>There's a lot, Jenna. I love Armon croissants, but I'm

0:39:05.960 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 1>not reaching out to the iHeartRadio network to start a

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:09.520
<v Speaker 1>limited series.

0:39:09.719 --> 0:39:13.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well I have is like I love Van Edders,

0:39:13.239 --> 0:39:14.880
<v Speaker 2>so I'm going to do a podcast about be and

0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:16.920
<v Speaker 2>NDA's then two episodes and you're like, funck, there's not

0:39:17.000 --> 0:39:17.680
<v Speaker 2>much to say there?

0:39:17.719 --> 0:39:19.560
<v Speaker 1>Can I just say it's so weird to hear Jenna

0:39:19.680 --> 0:39:21.520
<v Speaker 1>actually enthuse to be somewhere.

0:39:21.760 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah right, Yeah, So who's your co host, Sam who's

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:29.640
<v Speaker 3>married to ugly Phil on ws Yeah.

0:39:29.520 --> 0:39:31.600
<v Speaker 2>No, I thought so. I thought it was her. Isn't

0:39:31.640 --> 0:39:33.560
<v Speaker 2>it weird that I've run into that woman many times

0:39:33.600 --> 0:39:35.359
<v Speaker 2>in this place and never once noticed that she has

0:39:35.360 --> 0:39:38.520
<v Speaker 2>an accent. I've made small talk in the kitchen and

0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:39.960
<v Speaker 2>never noticed the British accent.

0:39:40.040 --> 0:39:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does shock me her accent. And you know

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:43.840
<v Speaker 1>what I will say, just from an air check perspective,

0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:45.840
<v Speaker 1>that's an industry thing. You listen, you check the audio

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:47.440
<v Speaker 1>sounded entertaining.

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<v Speaker 2>Why doesn't she call usself Sammy O. That's where Jackie

0:39:56.760 --> 0:39:58.840
<v Speaker 2>O got the O from. She was married to Phil O'Neill,

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 2>and now that he's married to Sam. Why didn't she

0:40:00.600 --> 0:40:01.760
<v Speaker 2>say that's a good point.

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:03.920
<v Speaker 3>Well she did change it to Sammy X.

0:40:04.360 --> 0:40:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Well that where did that buck and eggs come from?

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:09.000
<v Speaker 1>His name's Phil Phil O'Neil.

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:11.280
<v Speaker 2>That's where Jackie O came from. She's a Samio.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's un pause get it?

0:40:14.120 --> 0:40:16.040
<v Speaker 2>Pause, Yeah, keep going, let's keep going.

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<v Speaker 6>So let's talk about our cats. Let's get into that. Jenna,

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<v Speaker 6>why don't do you talk about your little bundle of

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:23.360
<v Speaker 6>it called Connie.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so I got Connie in around May twenty twenty one.

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:31.879
<v Speaker 3>She was born in May twenty twenty so I got

0:40:31.880 --> 0:40:35.720
<v Speaker 3>her when she was one. She's a rescue cat. Annie.

0:40:35.960 --> 0:40:39.680
<v Speaker 3>She is the cutest, sweetest little girl in the whole

0:40:39.920 --> 0:40:42.520
<v Speaker 3>entire world. I love her so much. So when I

0:40:42.560 --> 0:40:46.880
<v Speaker 3>got her, she had three kittens. She was only one,

0:40:46.920 --> 0:40:49.640
<v Speaker 3>with three the cutest little kittens. Who she has a

0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:54.080
<v Speaker 3>teenage mama, exactly a teen mom. And she's just so

0:40:54.239 --> 0:40:57.960
<v Speaker 3>affectionate in every single way. And to be honest, I've

0:40:58.000 --> 0:41:00.360
<v Speaker 3>never met a cat like her. I get home, she

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:01.720
<v Speaker 3>always greets me at the door.

0:41:02.160 --> 0:41:03.359
<v Speaker 6>She's just so so.

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:07.480
<v Speaker 3>Loving and I can't imagine going home and not seeing her.

0:41:07.840 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine not owning a cat.

0:41:09.640 --> 0:41:12.560
<v Speaker 2>Any is it bad that this whole time I thought

0:41:12.560 --> 0:41:13.359
<v Speaker 2>Connie was a boy.

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:16.359
<v Speaker 3>I'd know, any your cat with a girl.

0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:17.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a good point.

0:41:17.400 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Connie, it's a girl snape.

0:41:20.200 --> 0:41:21.239
<v Speaker 1>Connie's unisex.

0:41:21.400 --> 0:41:22.480
<v Speaker 3>It's not Connie is.

0:41:22.400 --> 0:41:26.479
<v Speaker 2>A girl's nape going. Okay, Well, your cat clearly takes

0:41:26.520 --> 0:41:28.799
<v Speaker 2>after her mother, being an affectionate pussy.

0:41:30.840 --> 0:41:31.279
<v Speaker 1>Good going.

0:41:33.080 --> 0:41:35.880
<v Speaker 6>And look, it's no coincidence that we're launching this podcast

0:41:36.040 --> 0:41:37.160
<v Speaker 6>on Halloween.

0:41:36.840 --> 0:41:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Because what does that mean?

0:41:38.600 --> 0:41:43.080
<v Speaker 6>Well, black cats are of course synonymous with Halloween.

0:41:42.719 --> 0:41:45.719
<v Speaker 3>And there's a negativity around black cats I find, and

0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 3>to be honest, there shouldn't be.

0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:50.640
<v Speaker 6>There, definitely shouldn't be. I was reading yesterday that black

0:41:50.680 --> 0:41:53.280
<v Speaker 6>cats actually find it harder to get Why.

0:41:53.080 --> 0:41:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Does Sammy O's audio sound so much better than yours?

0:41:55.640 --> 0:41:57.279
<v Speaker 2>You're all echo, we what's the go with that?

0:41:57.920 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Tell the text with the podcast? She d downstairs? Crappy thing? There?

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Is she doing the show from home? Is she pulling

0:42:04.680 --> 0:42:09.880
<v Speaker 1>the talent on you? She's going to shave shaved? She

0:42:09.920 --> 0:42:13.680
<v Speaker 1>doesn't talk like that.

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:15.600
<v Speaker 2>They don't sound like Adele.

0:42:21.120 --> 0:42:22.240
<v Speaker 3>Downstairs together?

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:24.560
<v Speaker 1>All right? Oh, this is actually it was very interested

0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:25.839
<v Speaker 1>in the black cats, so was I.

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:27.799
<v Speaker 2>This did catch my attention list.

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:31.480
<v Speaker 6>I was reading yesterday that black cats actually find it

0:42:31.520 --> 0:42:34.920
<v Speaker 6>harder to get adopted because they're not as photogenetic because

0:42:35.000 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 6>it's hard to see shapes. I guess because it's just

0:42:37.239 --> 0:42:37.480
<v Speaker 6>like a.

0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:39.320
<v Speaker 3>Black Oh, but they're so beautiful.

0:42:39.400 --> 0:42:40.759
<v Speaker 6>Black cats are beautiful.

0:42:41.200 --> 0:42:43.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah pause here, Yeah, that's very true. They actually told

0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:46.640
<v Speaker 2>me when I adopted Isabella. They were like, oh god,

0:42:47.200 --> 0:42:49.600
<v Speaker 2>black cats are hard to get rid of. Because people

0:42:49.600 --> 0:42:53.919
<v Speaker 2>are superstitious. And she's right, Samyo. Every time I take

0:42:53.920 --> 0:42:56.160
<v Speaker 2>a photo of Isabella, I have to crank the shadows

0:42:56.200 --> 0:42:59.040
<v Speaker 2>up because sometimes you just can't see it. Really, Yeah,

0:42:59.120 --> 0:43:00.560
<v Speaker 2>I had to adjust the right and it's going to

0:43:00.560 --> 0:43:02.480
<v Speaker 2>take a photo of black cat. They're not that photogenic,

0:43:02.520 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 2>but they are superstitious.

0:43:04.840 --> 0:43:05.920
<v Speaker 1>You know what, if I were to get a cat,

0:43:05.920 --> 0:43:08.319
<v Speaker 1>i'd get a black cat or a Persian cat. When

0:43:09.840 --> 0:43:12.439
<v Speaker 1>that Jenny, that was to you? Yeah? When fuck you both?

0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:13.880
<v Speaker 2>When did I am?

0:43:15.440 --> 0:43:16.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? They do?

0:43:16.280 --> 0:43:19.719
<v Speaker 2>They do go on and say more about the superstitious. Sure,

0:43:19.760 --> 0:43:20.920
<v Speaker 2>they do keep playing.

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:25.120
<v Speaker 6>And apparently in Scotland a black cat arriving at your

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:30.280
<v Speaker 6>doorstep actually signals prosterity. Oh and a black cat crossing

0:43:30.280 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 6>your path signals good luck in England, which is what

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:33.240
<v Speaker 6>I was saying.

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:34.320
<v Speaker 3>I love that.

0:43:34.400 --> 0:43:36.640
<v Speaker 6>So it wasn't just me thinking that all cats are

0:43:36.640 --> 0:43:38.839
<v Speaker 6>good luck. Apparently it's a it's a whole thing.

0:43:39.160 --> 0:43:43.240
<v Speaker 3>I honestly don't understand how you can correlate black cats

0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 3>with bad luck. That doesn't make sense.

0:43:45.200 --> 0:43:47.800
<v Speaker 6>A little fact for you, oh I love facts about

0:43:47.880 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 6>black cat is that Nate can actually change color.

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:53.800
<v Speaker 3>What hell.

0:43:54.360 --> 0:43:57.279
<v Speaker 6>So basically, if your cat likes to spend the day sunbathing.

0:43:57.440 --> 0:43:59.360
<v Speaker 6>Then the sun can tan it and make it.

0:43:59.360 --> 0:44:04.680
<v Speaker 1>Got pau bullshit. You can't be spreading misinformation.

0:44:05.200 --> 0:44:06.640
<v Speaker 3>It's not it's true.

0:44:07.400 --> 0:44:08.720
<v Speaker 1>You're the female Joe Rogan.

0:44:10.320 --> 0:44:12.520
<v Speaker 3>I'm not Joe Rogan. No, he's true.

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:14.200
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'd like to hear, Jennaton.

0:44:14.400 --> 0:44:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to hear you challenge Semio on something, because

0:44:17.239 --> 0:44:19.759
<v Speaker 2>everything she says you agree with and go, well, yeah,

0:44:19.760 --> 0:44:20.160
<v Speaker 2>that's right.

0:44:20.200 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 1>I'd like he's a bullshit bit. The cat can change

0:44:23.160 --> 0:44:26.200
<v Speaker 1>colors your fuck with. They can't be true their cat

0:44:26.320 --> 0:44:30.040
<v Speaker 1>and that's a fake accent. Let's hear her point.

0:44:30.440 --> 0:44:31.600
<v Speaker 6>I suppose to pure black.

0:44:31.800 --> 0:44:33.479
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I want to be a black cat.

0:44:33.520 --> 0:44:35.000
<v Speaker 6>So it's basically like highlights.

0:44:35.120 --> 0:44:37.000
<v Speaker 3>I love it and so natural.

0:44:37.120 --> 0:44:38.840
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, cat's getting its own highlights.

0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:40.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. Black cats are lucky.

0:44:41.000 --> 0:44:43.359
<v Speaker 6>Come on, black cats are great. We are here on

0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 6>the two Girls, Three Cats podcast, and we approve black cats.

0:44:47.960 --> 0:44:48.960
<v Speaker 3>I want to be a black cat.

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:52.600
<v Speaker 2>What can I say, JENNI, that's a bit risky. Why

0:44:52.760 --> 0:44:58.040
<v Speaker 2>black face? If you're going to become a black cat, imagine, No,

0:44:58.200 --> 0:44:58.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to.

0:45:01.520 --> 0:45:04.799
<v Speaker 1>Janney gets canceled for blackfair do you know what's gonna

0:45:04.800 --> 0:45:06.759
<v Speaker 1>happen when one of the cats passes? Are you gonna

0:45:06.800 --> 0:45:07.640
<v Speaker 1>change the name of the show?

0:45:08.120 --> 0:45:09.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, very good point.

0:45:09.440 --> 0:45:10.479
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but they're all young.

0:45:10.920 --> 0:45:15.240
<v Speaker 1>Ah, so and so you don't think this show will last? Wow, Mitchell,

0:45:15.360 --> 0:45:17.440
<v Speaker 1>what a vote of confidence to the iHeart executives that

0:45:17.480 --> 0:45:18.680
<v Speaker 1>listen to this show every week.

0:45:19.760 --> 0:45:21.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you should have thought about that. The name is

0:45:21.719 --> 0:45:22.520
<v Speaker 2>going to have to be changed.

0:45:22.520 --> 0:45:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I've just called Sammy, oh and this. She's not happy. Hi, Sammy,

0:45:24.960 --> 0:45:29.040
<v Speaker 1>you're right, fuck you.

0:45:25.920 --> 0:45:32.640
<v Speaker 2>You know we should change our podcast too? What Two boys,

0:45:32.760 --> 0:45:36.160
<v Speaker 2>three chins? Well, what if I lose weight?

0:45:36.520 --> 0:45:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Actually no, we'll never have to worry about that happening anyway.

0:45:41.280 --> 0:45:44.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Jannet's podcast, they're very short episodes. I will say.

0:45:44.400 --> 0:45:44.480
<v Speaker 6>So.

0:45:44.520 --> 0:45:46.279
<v Speaker 2>This is how they wrapped up episode one.

0:45:46.360 --> 0:45:48.160
<v Speaker 6>Right, Should we come back and do some more episodes?

0:45:48.360 --> 0:45:48.719
<v Speaker 3>Can we?

0:45:48.880 --> 0:45:50.759
<v Speaker 6>How do you think that went pretty good? Yeah?

0:45:50.880 --> 0:45:52.360
<v Speaker 3>I just like talking about cats.

0:45:52.400 --> 0:45:54.399
<v Speaker 6>I like talking about talking about them.

0:45:54.360 --> 0:45:55.680
<v Speaker 3>Again, let's tell us to it.

0:45:57.600 --> 0:45:58.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm allergic to cats.

0:45:59.200 --> 0:46:01.560
<v Speaker 6>Two girls, three cats.

0:46:02.320 --> 0:46:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:46:03.080 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 2>So, here's an example of challenging your co hosts on things.

0:46:06.239 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 2>I'd like to challenge you on something. Please do Oh

0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I love talking about cats. That's one thing we have

0:46:12.400 --> 0:46:14.520
<v Speaker 2>in common, but we never talk about it. You never

0:46:14.560 --> 0:46:17.920
<v Speaker 2>bring it up, our love of cats. She saved it

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:18.560
<v Speaker 2>for the podcast.

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, with everyone else I talk about cats. I've just

0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:22.400
<v Speaker 3>never thought to bring it up.

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know your cat's gender. Jenna. You two

0:46:26.200 --> 0:46:28.800
<v Speaker 1>were on a podcast together weekly, and you've never discussed

0:46:28.800 --> 0:46:29.560
<v Speaker 1>your love for cats.

0:46:30.480 --> 0:46:30.680
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

0:46:30.680 --> 0:46:32.800
<v Speaker 3>I've got a cat necklace. I got it from the

0:46:32.840 --> 0:46:36.040
<v Speaker 3>pet show, the Pet Show. Yeah, I promoted the podcast

0:46:36.040 --> 0:46:36.680
<v Speaker 3>at the pet show.

0:46:36.719 --> 0:46:39.560
<v Speaker 1>I noticed you were influencing. Have you got pet barn?

0:46:39.600 --> 0:46:43.680
<v Speaker 1>And different people reached out since the launch, Vetvets reached out.

0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:44.319
<v Speaker 2>He's got a name.

0:46:44.440 --> 0:46:47.480
<v Speaker 3>No, no, not Chris Brown will be on later episodes,

0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:51.200
<v Speaker 3>but the current bond Divet doctor Kate Adams.

0:46:51.200 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh, because he's no longer the one divet got it?

0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:53.719
<v Speaker 1>Got it?

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, if your booking guests, I can think of a

0:46:56.440 --> 0:47:05.720
<v Speaker 2>very highly regarded and high profile cat lover. Oh yes, hello, wow,

0:47:05.920 --> 0:47:08.640
<v Speaker 2>we let her infiltrate ourt. We're not allowed to infiltrate her.

0:47:09.200 --> 0:47:11.360
<v Speaker 1>Also, I've googled Jenna black cat bad luck, and it

0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:13.400
<v Speaker 1>says black cats are famous for bad luck because in

0:47:13.480 --> 0:47:15.880
<v Speaker 1>old wicker days they would eat children. So you're a

0:47:15.920 --> 0:47:19.600
<v Speaker 1>liar and sorry, but you just spread the only angle

0:47:19.640 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 1>that you want people to know, cats eat children. I

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<v Speaker 1>made it. Do you hide the truth from you?

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<v Speaker 3>I made it clear. We weren't experts and we were

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<v Speaker 3>just giving our opinion.

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<v Speaker 2>That is true.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't wait for next week when you tell all

0:47:30.280 --> 0:47:32.239
<v Speaker 1>your listeners to inject I've meect it into their veins

0:47:32.280 --> 0:47:33.680
<v Speaker 1>instead again in the COVID vaccine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well that's an opinion. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to go home and find Isabella in

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<v Speaker 2>the sun and she's turned moved.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not gonna happen? Is it all right? Stranger things

0:47:45.440 --> 0:47:47.600
<v Speaker 1>have happened. I eat the cat podcast.

0:47:47.800 --> 0:47:50.440
<v Speaker 2>Go check it out. Two Girls, three Cats wherever you

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<v Speaker 2>get your podcasts?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, we should go. Let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I reckon, It's time we get out of here

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<v Speaker 2>because I've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got three girls, four cats to listen to on the

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<v Speaker 1>way home. It's two girls, three cat Is it my way? Sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>That sounded like a thrilled.

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<v Speaker 3>In animal again.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more so meant I'll talk to the execs. But

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't mean to hurt the Connie and I would

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<v Speaker 1>never I would never, all right, thanks for listening everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to get in touch, hear this in

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<v Speaker 1>the DMS A couple of inches if you've got an

0:48:21.920 --> 0:48:23.280
<v Speaker 1>is it just you of your own and will feature

0:48:23.280 --> 0:48:23.840
<v Speaker 1>you on the show.

0:48:24.000 --> 0:48:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you're win a prize for that. We like

0:48:25.600 --> 0:48:27.960
<v Speaker 2>to bribe your way onto the air of coues. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you have prizes over on two girls, three purses?

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<v Speaker 1>We will be what cat nip? It's two side little

0:48:38.480 --> 0:48:40.359
<v Speaker 1>cat collars, all the bells on them.

0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:42.680
<v Speaker 2>That's cute, That is cute. Did you see that Jenna

0:48:43.560 --> 0:48:45.560
<v Speaker 2>decorated their studio for Halloween?

0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:48.440
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, she forgets to bring.

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<v Speaker 2>Her laptop here. She's obviously so much more emotionally invested,

0:48:51.160 --> 0:48:53.040
<v Speaker 2>like she here to Google ship for us and doesn't

0:48:53.040 --> 0:48:56.040
<v Speaker 2>bring a laptop but a podcast which is audio only.

0:48:56.080 --> 0:48:58.440
<v Speaker 2>She's got fucking jack O lantern dangling from the roof,

0:48:58.520 --> 0:48:59.439
<v Speaker 2>fakes bied away.

0:48:59.480 --> 0:49:00.840
<v Speaker 3>I'm so them from reception.

0:49:01.040 --> 0:49:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Genner will walk to Hot Dollar after that podcast and

0:49:03.760 --> 0:49:06.560
<v Speaker 1>spend twenty dollars of her own money, yet her four

0:49:06.600 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 1>grand laptop won't be walked ten meters. Do you and

0:49:10.000 --> 0:49:13.839
<v Speaker 1>Sammy I have a kideo? Yeah, that's actually funny because

0:49:13.840 --> 0:49:15.760
<v Speaker 1>you could make it a kidio as well, because kitty

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, man, all right, thanks for listening, idiots. We

0:49:19.520 --> 0:49:21.280
<v Speaker 1>are thought you. We'll see you next week. Thank you,

0:49:21.320 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 1>thank you, say sick fie?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast down.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On

0:49:43.960 --> 0:49:45.600
<v Speaker 2>the end, we pretend that we're done, and then we

0:49:45.680 --> 0:49:46.560
<v Speaker 2>just keep talking shit.

0:49:47.600 --> 0:49:48.200
<v Speaker 1>Mitch has a.

0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Heart out today. Sorry, then like he needs to be.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not what I meant. City has to be done

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<v Speaker 2>by a certain time, and that time is rapidly approaching.

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<v Speaker 2>So we've got to keep a shortened sweet today.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you know?

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<v Speaker 2>I know? I just saw the fucking whipped cream in

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:06.919
<v Speaker 2>the bloody budge over on your side of the desk.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, someone's going a big night.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, I don't. Ironically, I'm a meeting

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<v Speaker 1>with the Australian Podcast Awards, so excited to an ounce

0:50:15.320 --> 0:50:18.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm hosting this year. Woo. Yeah, so I could have

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<v Speaker 1>do a Lala lad and rig the thing and make

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<v Speaker 1>us win the big award.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why don't you give us a shout out?

0:50:22.800 --> 0:50:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Him?

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell Cherry Frim the award winning I am, I've got

0:50:25.960 --> 0:50:28.680
<v Speaker 2>jokes written about us, don't you worry. I've I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a gag.

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<v Speaker 1>What sorry, I'm skip balling. So I've got to do

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<v Speaker 1>like a ten minute intro and I want to do

0:50:33.760 --> 0:50:35.759
<v Speaker 1>it like a Yeah, I gotta do like a well

0:50:35.760 --> 0:50:37.279
<v Speaker 1>that's what I'm meeting about what they want from me.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is the gag that I'm thinking. Right, I'm

0:50:39.080 --> 0:50:41.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna do a ten minute intro Award show style. So

0:50:41.320 --> 0:50:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to go, welcome everybody. You know, Abby Chatfield's here.

0:50:46.080 --> 0:50:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Everyone claps, Abby Chatfield, go, Abby Chatfield. Of course it's

0:50:49.000 --> 0:50:51.719
<v Speaker 1>a lot. And then I'll go, no, nothing to do

0:50:51.760 --> 0:50:53.480
<v Speaker 1>with the podcast. You're very busy as a friend, are

0:50:53.480 --> 0:50:55.760
<v Speaker 1>you okay? You're doing a lot, you know, like gags.

0:50:56.239 --> 0:50:58.360
<v Speaker 1>We can workshop back of course, yes, spitballing.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved what Amanda cale I said about Abby Chatfield

0:51:01.280 --> 0:51:03.880
<v Speaker 2>at the radio ward. She goes, oh, of course, the

0:51:03.880 --> 0:51:06.680
<v Speaker 2>most important part of the evening is that Akris trophy.

0:51:06.840 --> 0:51:09.040
<v Speaker 2>We all want to take home an Akris trophy. Abby

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<v Speaker 2>Chatfield's trying to find where you put the batteries.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was a vibrating joke. That was so well done.

0:51:13.480 --> 0:51:16.160
<v Speaker 1>That was solid, That was very solid written for her?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it by her?

0:51:18.600 --> 0:51:18.920
<v Speaker 3>By me?

0:51:20.600 --> 0:51:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Nah? You're just taking credit. You did not write that.

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<v Speaker 2>What is Amanda think of your podcast?

0:51:26.800 --> 0:51:29.239
<v Speaker 3>She well, she got me on the show to talk

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<v Speaker 3>about it on her show, Amanda, you're kidding. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 3>did a break on it.

0:51:32.960 --> 0:51:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Really her audience don't know how to listen to podcasts.

0:51:35.680 --> 0:51:39.399
<v Speaker 2>You know they're all they're all geriatrics, I know, but.

0:51:39.480 --> 0:51:42.520
<v Speaker 1>You know they're all in casts, leg cast, haf casts.

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<v Speaker 1>Involved with a podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>You ever thought about how offensive it is to refer

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:50.719
<v Speaker 2>to anyone who gets pregnant over forty a geriatric pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, so rude, as gentlemen, welcome to the stage,

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<v Speaker 1>geriatric pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 2>Geraldine at trick call her, Jerry, what jokes are you

0:51:59.600 --> 0:52:00.000
<v Speaker 2>going to say?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go Mitchell Coombs is year. They're gonna hold

0:52:02.320 --> 0:52:03.399
<v Speaker 1>up a mirror and everyone will laugh.

0:52:03.440 --> 0:52:06.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I am going why, I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 2>anything about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the invites.

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<v Speaker 3>Have been sent, right am I invited?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I just said, I don't think the invites have

0:52:13.920 --> 0:52:14.399
<v Speaker 1>been sent.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you've got some pull at the podcast towards for

0:52:17.560 --> 0:52:18.000
<v Speaker 2>some reason.

0:52:18.120 --> 0:52:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know how that happened.

0:52:19.239 --> 0:52:20.920
<v Speaker 2>Is there a best editor category or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Jenna, you should enter that.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck up.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear my Life Uncut joke. I'll go

0:52:28.200 --> 0:52:29.840
<v Speaker 1>of course, the girls from a number one podcast in

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<v Speaker 1>the country, Brittany Hockley and Laura Burn from Life onun

0:52:31.920 --> 0:52:34.960
<v Speaker 1>Cutter here random pause, Life un Cut. Of course. I'm

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:36.960
<v Speaker 1>part of the Life un Cut family. I host the

0:52:37.040 --> 0:52:38.799
<v Speaker 1>radio show with the girls on the weekend Life fund

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<v Speaker 1>Cut radio show. And I was truly shocked to get

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<v Speaker 1>the job with the Life Uncut crew because I'm actually circumcised.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a good one.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it was going to be an uncut joke

0:52:49.760 --> 0:52:54.080
<v Speaker 2>if it was me Life Uncut, isn't it wonderful funny?

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<v Speaker 1>So yes, yeah, because we have different penises yet and

0:52:58.040 --> 0:53:00.160
<v Speaker 1>oh is that what my joke was for?

0:53:00.239 --> 0:53:01.200
<v Speaker 2>Man explaining that to me?

0:53:02.160 --> 0:53:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Different penises?

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<v Speaker 2>So, anyway, are you gonna get general and I an invite?

0:53:06.680 --> 0:53:07.520
<v Speaker 2>You've got some poll there.

0:53:07.560 --> 0:53:09.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, I have a meeting with ironically the Australian

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:13.680
<v Speaker 1>asking I'm not finished. Let me finish with the Australian

0:53:13.719 --> 0:53:16.680
<v Speaker 1>podcast team in UK. They're in London. You're going to

0:53:16.719 --> 0:53:21.200
<v Speaker 1>London the two of you today. It's a zoom call.

0:53:21.560 --> 0:53:24.720
<v Speaker 1>But how bizarre that the Australian podcast team are based

0:53:24.760 --> 0:53:25.280
<v Speaker 1>in London.

0:53:26.280 --> 0:53:28.360
<v Speaker 2>Okay. The problem I'm having is that I asked you

0:53:28.400 --> 0:53:30.359
<v Speaker 2>a question and then you launched into something and didn't

0:53:30.360 --> 0:53:31.960
<v Speaker 2>answer it. Are you going to get invite?

0:53:32.040 --> 0:53:35.240
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Because I was finishing my question, my answer.

0:53:34.840 --> 0:53:37.560
<v Speaker 2>Which was there in London. Okay, great, now answer my question.

0:53:37.560 --> 0:53:39.120
<v Speaker 1>If this sas Jenny, you can come. Yes.

0:53:39.600 --> 0:53:40.800
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean with this sasas?

0:53:40.880 --> 0:53:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I might use my power for evil.

0:53:44.920 --> 0:53:46.399
<v Speaker 2>We're having one of those days. Are we get.

0:53:46.320 --> 0:53:49.880
<v Speaker 1>Invited to the Regional Podcast Awards, You'll be with ABC

0:53:51.360 --> 0:53:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Cool and Gatta. Now I'll ask for you Cool and Gatda.

0:53:56.160 --> 0:54:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Hardly know what cool at? Gatta? What do you say

0:54:01.760 --> 0:54:04.920
<v Speaker 1>when your friend Gadder's been rude? Hey? Cool it Gatda?

0:54:05.880 --> 0:54:08.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh can I bring my friend Julie to lunch? Yeah? Sure?

0:54:08.320 --> 0:54:16.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh cool? Cool I a Gadder? Oh that's so stupid.

0:54:16.600 --> 0:54:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Cool and Gadda in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cool and gadded. I think you might have to

0:54:21.760 --> 0:54:24.759
<v Speaker 1>have a sleep AP near machine. Guys. Yeah, I think

0:54:24.760 --> 0:54:26.719
<v Speaker 1>I have a sleep have sleep study. They think I've

0:54:26.719 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 1>got sleep ap Now.

0:54:28.120 --> 0:54:29.359
<v Speaker 2>Does that mean you have to wear one of those

0:54:29.400 --> 0:54:30.719
<v Speaker 2>big monstrous masks.

0:54:30.880 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 3>They think that really loud noise is like.

0:54:32.840 --> 0:54:35.440
<v Speaker 1>No, technology has come very far. But it's a little

0:54:35.440 --> 0:54:36.440
<v Speaker 1>mask with a little noise.

0:54:36.520 --> 0:54:41.239
<v Speaker 2>Now, lucky Hayden, but that sounds sexy a potentially.

0:54:41.400 --> 0:54:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I have a digital elephant. Well, i'm my I

0:54:45.640 --> 0:54:47.839
<v Speaker 1>have a constant brain fog, I have shocking headache, I'm

0:54:47.840 --> 0:54:50.440
<v Speaker 1>always tired, yawning. I mean that's quite evident to a

0:54:50.440 --> 0:54:53.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of you. And they think I have to be

0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:56.600
<v Speaker 1>sleep hap Now they think I'm stopping breathing during sleep anyway,

0:54:56.640 --> 0:54:57.399
<v Speaker 1>So next those day.

0:54:57.440 --> 0:54:58.960
<v Speaker 2>Is that what that is? Because I was like, don't

0:54:59.000 --> 0:55:01.719
<v Speaker 2>you sleep well? You sleep too well that you basically die.

0:55:01.880 --> 0:55:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was essentially I sleep. I always sleep like

0:55:04.520 --> 0:55:07.720
<v Speaker 1>nine hours and feel I never feel rested. And essentially

0:55:07.760 --> 0:55:10.000
<v Speaker 1>sleep APNA is when you stop breathing throughout the night

0:55:10.000 --> 0:55:12.879
<v Speaker 1>and it can that. Yeah, it can really hurt you.

0:55:13.200 --> 0:55:14.759
<v Speaker 1>So I have next Thursday night, I've got a full

0:55:14.760 --> 0:55:16.800
<v Speaker 1>sleep study. They're puting probes on me and they're testing

0:55:16.840 --> 0:55:20.279
<v Speaker 1>everything to see if I've got the app.

0:55:20.520 --> 0:55:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Then get a machine.

0:55:22.680 --> 0:55:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I've had one before and it was okay, but people

0:55:25.040 --> 0:55:26.640
<v Speaker 1>watching you sleep I couldn't handle that.

0:55:26.800 --> 0:55:29.000
<v Speaker 2>No, this one's at home. This is this is the difference. Yeah,

0:55:29.040 --> 0:55:31.759
<v Speaker 2>so it is data. Yeah, so there's not some bit

0:55:31.920 --> 0:55:33.359
<v Speaker 2>with a clipboard in the corner of your room.

0:55:34.120 --> 0:55:40.040
<v Speaker 1>Interesting whipped cream? All right, it's not a box for that. No. No,

0:55:40.200 --> 0:55:41.960
<v Speaker 1>you go to the clinic, they wi you up, then

0:55:42.000 --> 0:55:43.800
<v Speaker 1>you drive home in it and then you press start.

0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Then you go to bed, wake up and drop it off.

0:55:45.960 --> 0:55:47.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh so it's kind of like a whole to monitor. Yeah.

0:55:47.880 --> 0:55:48.920
<v Speaker 2>I had to wear one of those.

0:55:48.719 --> 0:55:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Through a bit.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:55:50.040 --> 0:55:51.040
<v Speaker 1>They annoying, aren't they?

0:55:52.200 --> 0:55:52.439
<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

0:55:53.000 --> 0:55:54.560
<v Speaker 2>I mostly forgot it was there, to be honest.

0:55:54.640 --> 0:55:54.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:55:55.040 --> 0:55:56.520
<v Speaker 2>When out to Pierce and I's got all tangled, I

0:55:56.520 --> 0:55:58.480
<v Speaker 2>think that the fuck's going on. That's terrific, isn't it.

0:55:58.719 --> 0:56:00.719
<v Speaker 2>I've had that before that it's me on the fly.

0:56:00.800 --> 0:56:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Do you exclusively sit down to piss?

0:56:03.200 --> 0:56:06.399
<v Speaker 1>I've never done that in my life. What I hate

0:56:06.480 --> 0:56:09.360
<v Speaker 1>standing up? Why it's it's so nice? I don't know.

0:56:09.440 --> 0:56:11.279
<v Speaker 2>I just love a good sit any excuse so to

0:56:11.320 --> 0:56:14.360
<v Speaker 2>sit on my phone? You know, I emails.

0:56:14.480 --> 0:56:17.520
<v Speaker 1>I have never in my life sat to we.

0:56:17.760 --> 0:56:19.799
<v Speaker 3>Really, but it's so nice just being on your phone.

0:56:20.200 --> 0:56:23.360
<v Speaker 2>You do have a choice, what do you mean, I

0:56:23.400 --> 0:56:24.680
<v Speaker 2>regones she could pitch standing up?

0:56:24.680 --> 0:56:25.279
<v Speaker 1>Should she try?

0:56:25.360 --> 0:56:26.080
<v Speaker 3>I could try?

0:56:26.239 --> 0:56:27.480
<v Speaker 2>This is how you position it.

0:56:28.840 --> 0:56:30.960
<v Speaker 3>I feel like I could potentially.

0:56:30.719 --> 0:56:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Speaking of sitting down though to Piers. You know, last

0:56:34.760 --> 0:56:37.160
<v Speaker 2>week we were talking about like how shit it is

0:56:37.200 --> 0:56:39.000
<v Speaker 2>going to the beach, yes, and like how you get

0:56:39.080 --> 0:56:39.920
<v Speaker 2>sand all over here?

0:56:40.000 --> 0:56:40.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:56:40.440 --> 0:56:42.279
<v Speaker 2>I was like saying, oh, that's enough to deter me

0:56:42.320 --> 0:56:44.400
<v Speaker 2>from going to the beach. And then on that weekend,

0:56:44.440 --> 0:56:46.719
<v Speaker 2>before the podcast even came out, I'm such a hypocrite.

0:56:46.719 --> 0:56:49.520
<v Speaker 2>I went to the beach and then I later on

0:56:49.600 --> 0:56:51.879
<v Speaker 2>after I left, I sat down to do a Piers

0:56:52.120 --> 0:56:53.719
<v Speaker 2>and then when I stood up to a flush, there

0:56:53.800 --> 0:56:55.640
<v Speaker 2>was a mountain of sand in the bottom of the

0:56:55.640 --> 0:56:57.680
<v Speaker 2>toilet and I was like, how did all that sand

0:56:57.680 --> 0:56:58.520
<v Speaker 2>get up my crack?

0:56:59.560 --> 0:57:03.239
<v Speaker 1>Filling there? And it fell out of here? God lucky Sean.

0:57:03.280 --> 0:57:06.279
<v Speaker 1>That would have been the next folly up crack it

0:57:06.360 --> 0:57:09.880
<v Speaker 1>could have been. I was like, did you got a

0:57:09.920 --> 0:57:12.279
<v Speaker 1>Lush and didn't get a scrub? You know, I haven't

0:57:12.280 --> 0:57:13.160
<v Speaker 1>been to Lush in years.

0:57:13.400 --> 0:57:15.720
<v Speaker 2>But when you thought I was talking about coffee scrub,

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<v Speaker 2>this is way in the early days of the podcast,

0:57:18.280 --> 0:57:19.720
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, isn't it for your asshole, and I

0:57:19.760 --> 0:57:20.720
<v Speaker 2>was like, no.

0:57:21.040 --> 0:57:21.440
<v Speaker 1>It is.

0:57:21.560 --> 0:57:22.640
<v Speaker 2>I use it before I shave.

0:57:23.080 --> 0:57:25.280
<v Speaker 1>It's for your asshole. I still stand by it.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe in Hayden's world it is.

0:57:28.720 --> 0:57:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, you can also use it for that, where you.

0:57:30.520 --> 0:57:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Can use any exfoliating product for anything, but it's not

0:57:33.520 --> 0:57:35.600
<v Speaker 2>for the arsehole sub for anything.

0:57:36.920 --> 0:57:39.200
<v Speaker 1>My new obsession is those under eye gels, the ones

0:57:39.240 --> 0:57:40.880
<v Speaker 1>that look like a little Paisley print that go on

0:57:41.000 --> 0:57:42.920
<v Speaker 1>your eye, the little gelous things.

0:57:42.920 --> 0:57:44.360
<v Speaker 2>The one that looks like a tear drop.

0:57:44.440 --> 0:57:47.440
<v Speaker 1>Yea, yeah, I love them. They're so good if you produce.

0:57:47.440 --> 0:57:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I never find that they do much like I take

0:57:49.440 --> 0:57:50.840
<v Speaker 2>them off and I'm like, I don't see it different.

0:57:51.000 --> 0:57:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Well, I was talking to a beauty therapist and she said,

0:57:53.360 --> 0:57:55.520
<v Speaker 1>put them in the fridge because then the coldness they

0:57:55.560 --> 0:57:58.720
<v Speaker 1>almost like freeze, cools the puffiness right down. It brings

0:57:58.720 --> 0:57:59.959
<v Speaker 1>the redness and the puffiness ound.

0:58:00.440 --> 0:58:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I do have one of those eye masks that you

0:58:02.920 --> 0:58:05.400
<v Speaker 2>put in the fridge like a blindfold, and I take

0:58:05.440 --> 0:58:08.600
<v Speaker 2>that out, whack that on, hoping that that'll stop the puffiness.

0:58:08.760 --> 0:58:10.560
<v Speaker 2>But then I realized I don't have time in my

0:58:10.680 --> 0:58:14.160
<v Speaker 2>day to sit there and like allocate time for depuffing

0:58:14.440 --> 0:58:16.720
<v Speaker 2>and so I got a different one that has eye holes.

0:58:16.880 --> 0:58:18.760
<v Speaker 2>It's called the hangover mask, and so I just put

0:58:18.800 --> 0:58:20.959
<v Speaker 2>it on. It looks like Batman with the eye holes,

0:58:21.000 --> 0:58:23.000
<v Speaker 2>and it's it's like what do you call it? Like

0:58:23.040 --> 0:58:25.120
<v Speaker 2>a nice pack that you put on a wound and

0:58:25.160 --> 0:58:26.640
<v Speaker 2>it's one of those. Pop it in the fridge and

0:58:26.640 --> 0:58:29.280
<v Speaker 2>then I whack it on. Especially good when I'm hungover.

0:58:29.440 --> 0:58:31.200
<v Speaker 1>That's coreat and you can walk around and drive with

0:58:31.240 --> 0:58:32.040
<v Speaker 1>it even if you wanted to.

0:58:33.200 --> 0:58:34.800
<v Speaker 2>I haven't needed to because I only wear it when

0:58:34.840 --> 0:58:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I don't feel like driving.

0:58:35.960 --> 0:58:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm not up to it.

0:58:36.760 --> 0:58:41.160
<v Speaker 2>Like sometimes when I'm hungover, I feel like I'm metopause,

0:58:41.240 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 2>like get all hot flushes, so I have to put

0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:45.360
<v Speaker 2>the mask on. But if I'm just going out that night,

0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:45.920
<v Speaker 2>I whack it on.

0:58:45.960 --> 0:58:47.720
<v Speaker 1>It's great. Oh I love that. I want one of

0:58:47.720 --> 0:58:50.920
<v Speaker 1>those too. I've got a facial roller that has water

0:58:51.000 --> 0:58:53.720
<v Speaker 1>in it and then you freeze it and you literally

0:58:53.800 --> 0:58:55.560
<v Speaker 1>it's like you know, I like you did fingerpaint as

0:58:55.560 --> 0:58:57.080
<v Speaker 1>a kid, and there was that sponge on the roller

0:58:57.080 --> 0:58:59.040
<v Speaker 1>and you'd like sponge PREBP. It's that but full of

0:58:59.080 --> 0:59:01.440
<v Speaker 1>water and then it freezes and you roll your faces.

0:59:01.600 --> 0:59:02.320
<v Speaker 1>It's full of water.

0:59:02.360 --> 0:59:02.840
<v Speaker 2>That's clever.

0:59:02.920 --> 0:59:05.160
<v Speaker 1>It's heaven. Yeah, it's probably not water, it's probably you know,

0:59:05.400 --> 0:59:06.600
<v Speaker 1>some sort of poisonous qud.

0:59:06.640 --> 0:59:10.720
<v Speaker 2>But do you want to give it a taste and

0:59:10.840 --> 0:59:11.520
<v Speaker 2>you give a sip?

0:59:11.840 --> 0:59:13.240
<v Speaker 3>Can you bring it in next week and I'll have

0:59:13.280 --> 0:59:13.760
<v Speaker 3>a try.

0:59:13.640 --> 0:59:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Give course the upbringing in. Yeah, well, order one, you'll

0:59:17.680 --> 0:59:19.840
<v Speaker 1>have to get one. We have a full face one,

0:59:19.960 --> 0:59:22.800
<v Speaker 1>a full face ice mask. What do I google to

0:59:22.840 --> 0:59:23.200
<v Speaker 1>find this?

0:59:23.680 --> 0:59:23.840
<v Speaker 4>Well?

0:59:23.840 --> 0:59:25.360
<v Speaker 1>The full one is a woman. She's a woman, and

0:59:25.360 --> 0:59:27.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm let me think of it. It's call it dinnergan

0:59:27.600 --> 0:59:27.960
<v Speaker 1>or something.

0:59:28.160 --> 0:59:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Ah, whatever, I'll just find it later. This is very boring.

0:59:31.760 --> 0:59:33.400
<v Speaker 3>Freeze facial roller.

0:59:34.160 --> 0:59:36.760
<v Speaker 1>That's that's the exact one that looks like my EPPI later.

0:59:36.960 --> 0:59:37.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:59:37.360 --> 0:59:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's got little gelballs.

0:59:39.240 --> 0:59:41.640
<v Speaker 3>In it, the thing that you use on your foot.

0:59:41.560 --> 0:59:46.200
<v Speaker 2>To epiped epiped ped egg pet egg epi pen with

0:59:46.280 --> 0:59:47.840
<v Speaker 2>the epiped.

0:59:47.400 --> 0:59:49.600
<v Speaker 1>Sorry Hayden's take covid. I spoken about that on the show.

0:59:49.720 --> 0:59:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you didn't get it. Sounds to get a

0:59:52.560 --> 0:59:53.280
<v Speaker 2>very intimate week.

0:59:53.720 --> 0:59:55.760
<v Speaker 1>We didn't touch once, and even like ten days after,

0:59:55.760 --> 0:59:58.919
<v Speaker 1>it's like, sho'll we kissed again? I'm like no, because

0:59:58.960 --> 1:00:01.200
<v Speaker 1>imagine three years now, truly, I imagine not going to

1:00:01.240 --> 1:00:03.160
<v Speaker 1>get for ten days and then fucking going at it

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<v Speaker 1>like rabbits and then oh oh well we got it

1:00:05.360 --> 1:00:08.840
<v Speaker 1>after that because it might linger totally. So so that's

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<v Speaker 1>it really, Yeah, cool, cool, and that's that. On that

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<v Speaker 1>well said you're watching drag Race, uk oh, Mitch Oel.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have it in me to commit to a

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<v Speaker 2>new theory. We just finished down Under.

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<v Speaker 1>It, you know what. Yeah, I've got drag Race fatigue.

1:00:23.400 --> 1:00:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>They go from show to show to season to season

1:00:25.560 --> 1:00:26.240
<v Speaker 1>to Franchi had a.

1:00:26.200 --> 1:00:29.400
<v Speaker 2>Little break between because like as soon it's down Under finished,

1:00:29.440 --> 1:00:30.720
<v Speaker 2>it was onto the next thing, and I was like,

1:00:30.800 --> 1:00:31.880
<v Speaker 2>for Fox's sake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a lot, it's too much. The British Queens

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<v Speaker 1>are quite great really yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Like even the NRL finishes and then they have to

1:00:40.160 --> 1:00:42.720
<v Speaker 2>wait till the next year, leave them wanting more. Rue

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<v Speaker 2>It's an old show rule.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good point. Fuck you know what, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>reports a big listener of the show. Hi, Rueh, Sasha

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<v Speaker 1>away for a bit, have a break. We don't need

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<v Speaker 1>you Sasha.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of my face?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, shall we go?

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, if you want, it's up to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm watching The Watcher I've finished. You're watching The Watcher. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's great, it's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you elaborate on what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that new hit phenomenon starring Rose Burn's husband and

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<v Speaker 1>Nick Carle Kidman. What's on Netflix. And it's based on

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<v Speaker 1>a true story.

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<v Speaker 3>But I do need some story. It's a bit different

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<v Speaker 3>because I knew about the true story before, of course.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you were quite involved. Well, Mitchell, they still haven't

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<v Speaker 1>solved the crime.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true.

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<v Speaker 1>It's another basically, otherwise I should be behind this rich

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<v Speaker 1>family move into a house and they start getting letters

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<v Speaker 1>going We're going to kill you. Yeah, and they'd never

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<v Speaker 1>find out who the letters are from. Well, I apologize

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<v Speaker 1>for that. Yeah, yes, and I'm surprised I didn't hear that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very cool.

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<v Speaker 3>Lovely house though.

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<v Speaker 1>A gorgeous house. I love The Watcher, handmade's tale. I've

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<v Speaker 1>stopped halfway through. I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>That's still going.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and she's just now she's gone. She finally got

1:02:02.400 --> 1:02:05.040
<v Speaker 1>out of that awful hell hole and she's like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to go back, you dirt babe.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't. I can't sit through that anymore. It's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you reckon, that's what she says about our podcast

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<v Speaker 2>to San, I can't sit through that anymore. I'll help

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<v Speaker 2>you write a letter. I'm British, I'm really good. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>send it to it right now. We'll put pen to paper.

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<v Speaker 3>No, a rule we have is no cat puns.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get that in the whisker. Yeah, Jenna, no cat pun.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to waste that opportunity.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, let's start a podcast. But our rule is

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<v Speaker 1>no humor. What's the point, I guess yours is informative.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's opinion based on catch.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start a cake shop, no baking. Yeah, no cat puns? Really?

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<v Speaker 2>What a pussy?

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<v Speaker 3>Ha ha?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Good one.

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<v Speaker 2>That was good.

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<v Speaker 1>You're really toy in the feline.

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<v Speaker 3>Where did you get that from?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just on the wall.

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<v Speaker 2>So why are the episodes? Why are they so short?

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<v Speaker 3>Because we were released so many?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? How many?

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<v Speaker 3>Six have been released so far?

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<v Speaker 1>Like one a week?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, first week it was five and then this week

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<v Speaker 3>it was one.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So is it weekly or what?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes? Weekly?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's how people can integrate it into their routine. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>five and one week. Fucking Now, I'm telling you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>run out if you can't even make puns. Then what's

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<v Speaker 2>the point.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see who's keeping tabbies on the episode. You've got

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<v Speaker 1>to be kitting me and send me. She's Persian. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you need any puns and you can't sphinx of

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<v Speaker 1>any on the spot, let me know that I can

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<v Speaker 1>take them straight to your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you could, that'd be perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, let me read over your contract

1:03:54.360 --> 1:03:57.000
<v Speaker 1>because sometimes they get you these iHeart people with really

1:03:57.000 --> 1:04:01.880
<v Speaker 1>intense clause and I will. That's a great for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, got another one?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, we're done. We have to go. Everyone, We

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<v Speaker 1>love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at three.

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<v Speaker 1>Twenty nine and forty seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to think of something that related to

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<v Speaker 2>fur ball.

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<v Speaker 1>That nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, There's so many dirty ones that I can make,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm like, no, I won't say that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Jenna. Well that's what they say in the industry.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we get blue balls, but cats famously get

1:04:23.480 --> 1:04:27.360
<v Speaker 1>fur balls. I think even women get blue balls.

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<v Speaker 2>They get fall.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we have to go, everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast made you feel at least three

1:04:33.120 --> 1:04:34.480
<v Speaker 2>percent better today. That's all.

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<v Speaker 3>So we do we do?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Well bye, you see you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>You see Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Bye? Is it just Me, a podcast by a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of miches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast up