Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try a vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Because you're young and student, some things make more
Speaker 1: sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an out of Dillo trying to get ants out.
Speaker 4: Of a hole.
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Food
Speaker 1: bean fingered is an awful sensation. You haven't been thinking
Speaker 1: about the right person? Goodness? May this is? Is it
Speaker 1: just still to buy a couple of mitches?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 3: It's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name in
Speaker 3: the opener this season?
Speaker 1: Sorry? Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell Koo?
Speaker 2: Are you well?
Speaker 1: Hello?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Turn the music down? What is the bloodybe today? I've
Speaker 1: been at a Purto street so I got makeup on hot.
Speaker 1: You kind of look like Elton John Actually, you know
Speaker 1: you look like alright, hey, ah, that's so funny. You
Speaker 1: know what Elton John is like? An old all right?
Speaker 2: Hey really actually in a way, yes, yeah, all.
Speaker 1: Right, hey me. Maybe we're like the evolutions of Elton John.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if they had a kid together.
Speaker 1: Maybe I think I'm more fat Elvis if you didn't
Speaker 1: have that heart attack.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it is strange saying you in makeup.
Speaker 1: I know, it's weird, isn't it. Yeah, she goes, you're
Speaker 1: very rare. Let me color correct and in the mirror,
Speaker 1: and I thought, is this appropriation?
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll ever be able to wrap my
Speaker 2: head around that, like the color correcting thing. Then like
Speaker 2: I'm gonna smear green paste on your face and it'll
Speaker 2: make you look really good, And I'm like, how does
Speaker 2: that work? I don't understand how the color is combined.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: It's a real trust the process thing. Because you sit
Speaker 1: there and they go eyes up and your eyes are
Speaker 1: and they go close your eyes and then they kind
Speaker 1: of go and get more powder and you catch yourself
Speaker 1: in the mirror and you look horrific.
Speaker 2: But you got halfway through the makeup. Oh never any good?
Speaker 1: That's that I just discovered facial antipersp think I've spoken
Speaker 1: about it on the show before. But for a shoot
Speaker 1: in front of lights?
Speaker 2: What a facial anti perse brand. I've never heard of that.
Speaker 1: Did you he it for your face? Oh? Yeah? For
Speaker 1: big big boys and big girls out there? Dig it
Speaker 1: from the studio? Did you bring it? Yeah? To go
Speaker 1: home with me? Have you got here with you? No,
Speaker 1: it's in the car for fucks. I know.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'm a sweaty girl as well. I can do
Speaker 2: with some of that.
Speaker 1: But you want to mims magic and squirt it into
Speaker 1: a zip hock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you could take it over.
Speaker 1: Maybe just sent me a link that might be better.
Speaker 1: You look good too. You got a nice little shoot.
Speaker 1: You got a necklace.
Speaker 2: I think that's become a thing I've noticed pointing out
Speaker 2: my appearance at the start of episodes. If I might
Speaker 2: done something different, No, I.
Speaker 1: Just I've just noticed you're looking very good, and I
Speaker 1: think that's what we discussed last week. Of course, last
Speaker 1: week was the loved episode. But me's been jabbed with
Speaker 1: the dick of love and you've got that glow about you.
Speaker 1: I had it at phase quickly.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I find funny?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 2: That sound effect. Even though Cupid shooting a bow and
Speaker 2: arrow wouldn't make that noise. I still know exactly what
Speaker 2: it is when I hear it. What's with that effect?
Speaker 1: A little naked baby as well with his foot up?
Speaker 2: Sorry, why have to bring a naked baby into it?
Speaker 1: Because the swift things about it and it is a
Speaker 1: naked baby, if anyone knows, Price Cuby Jenna, welcome, Hello.
Speaker 2: Calm down a bit. I'm very said a lot of things.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Taylor's some things about naked babies.
Speaker 1: Because all the people look like a beautiful baby in
Speaker 1: a new song.
Speaker 2: Oh, she said sexy baby, sexy baby, right, she does
Speaker 2: say that sometimes.
Speaker 6: Like everybody is sexy baby.
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 1: It's what I thought. That's stupid. How are you, Price
Speaker 1: Kuby Jenna, You're good.
Speaker 3: Very well.
Speaker 2: How are you feeling about your listening party we're doing later.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm a bit nervous to celebrate.
Speaker 2: The launch of Jenna's new Catwoman podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes, two Girls, three Cats.
Speaker 2: We're doing a listening party later. Mitch and I are
Speaker 2: gonna will air check it in a way listen.
Speaker 1: I've hosted listening parties for Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus and
Speaker 1: I can tell you I've never been less excited for one.
Speaker 1: Have you seen the press that she's she's done press?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, she does seem to be a lot more
Speaker 2: emotionally invested in that podcast the Nounce. But that's okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's like, okay.
Speaker 3: You know it'll change. That's how I felt originally for
Speaker 3: this one.
Speaker 2: So it doesn't feel like she doesn't want to be
Speaker 2: here that bad, like I feel like she's handcuffed here.
Speaker 1: I agree. We're not holding you against your will, Jenna.
Speaker 1: The restraints will let go at episode.
Speaker 2: Thirty The tracking device on your ankle, Yeah, it went
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 1: We've gotten you a favor by not getting you the
Speaker 1: wireless one. She had to be ten minutes in a
Speaker 1: wall plug at all times. That was hot.
Speaker 2: It was hot anyway. If you were yet to check
Speaker 2: out Two Girls, Three Cats, don't worry. We'll play you
Speaker 2: some bits later. I'm sure that'll get you over the line.
Speaker 2: You'll be a huge fan of that podcast too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and if it is your first time listening, Hi everyone,
Speaker 1: and welcome to Is it just me? Every week we
Speaker 1: start the show the same way to im something we've
Speaker 1: noticed something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine.
Speaker 1: I don't know Mitch's, and that's how the show works
Speaker 1: every week. We've also we're bringing back some more petty scams.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, some cheeky scams, just little things that people
Speaker 2: have done to save only a little bit of money.
Speaker 2: We're not talking like full on bank robberies or anything, yeah, obviously, but.
Speaker 1: If you have, that'd be a great story.
Speaker 2: I would kind of like to hear from someone who's
Speaker 2: been released from prison after an armed robbery. Imagine, like,
Speaker 2: what were you thinking, Yeah, we call a prison.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's that simple, Jenna.
Speaker 2: We have to be on their approved call lists to
Speaker 2: get through to a prisoner.
Speaker 1: I have always wanted to hear that this is a
Speaker 1: call from Morris Build Steve Petritary. Yes to answer? What
Speaker 1: is it then? How it's like something? Yeah, God, that'd
Speaker 1: be fun.
Speaker 3: If you're in prison listening, can you please put us
Speaker 3: on your.
Speaker 2: It's no way that we have anyone, Jenna, there'd be
Speaker 2: no one in prison listening to you.
Speaker 3: You were just in case. Maybe some other countries have
Speaker 3: different law.
Speaker 1: There's no four G in a prison, is there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they could have WiFi.
Speaker 1: I saw a TikTok from prison the other day, and
Speaker 1: I thought, how the hell did they do that?
Speaker 3: So they can do TikTok, but they can't listen.
Speaker 1: To a baby. Jenner's right if there is one out there,
Speaker 1: if you're in prison, Okay.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe I shouldn't shoot down the idea. If you
Speaker 2: happen to be in prison and you happen to smuggle
Speaker 2: the phone and you happen to listen to this podcast,
Speaker 2: sure get in touch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, please do it.
Speaker 1: We'll send you a and they'll scan it under an
Speaker 1: MRI scanner to make sure it's not made of cocaine.
Speaker 2: We of course don't want to, you know, blow your cover.
Speaker 2: If you're on a long phone call with us, they
Speaker 2: might catch you. Just send us a cheeky voice message.
Speaker 1: That'll do.
Speaker 6: You.
Speaker 1: Don't want to be implicated.
Speaker 2: Christ which want to talk to you and a selfie
Speaker 2: of you when you sell to verify that it's real.
Speaker 2: I don't want fakes coming through being like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: in prison for it.
Speaker 1: I'll imagine that.
Speaker 3: A video because you can photoshop them.
Speaker 1: Stuff good point, green screen. Do you think listening to
Speaker 1: our podcast in prison will get you street cred or
Speaker 1: that you'd get you hit. What are you listening to?
Speaker 2: I mean everyone would want to make friends with the
Speaker 2: person who's managed to smuggle a cell phone in there,
Speaker 2: because you could have contact with the outside world and
Speaker 2: organize drug deals and stuff. I watch went Worth. Can
Speaker 2: you tell you're true?
Speaker 3: They put it up there butt?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do they? Yeah?
Speaker 2: The phone they call it contraband, don't they?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they do. Contrabar.
Speaker 1: Really got that new Samsung flip phone to be handy.
Speaker 1: Got imagine if it open flipped inside you. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: brings a whole new meanings of black Beerry. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: start the show. Should I go first? Mitchell? I'm sure
Speaker 1: you can kick it off if you want, got to
Speaker 1: get the energy. Is it just me? Are you the
Speaker 1: only person in this room that is mentally saying.
Speaker 2: Oh, don't start?
Speaker 1: That's a bit rude. I believe I am, really, and
Speaker 1: I've got proof. Last week on the show, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was very sleepy, and as we well noted, I yawned
Speaker 1: multiple times throughout the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah you did. Towards the end of the episode, you
Speaker 2: were getting real tired and you kept yawning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you wanted to see me if people would
Speaker 1: catch the yawn, because it's a real thing in real life.
Speaker 1: If you yawn in a room or if you're with someone,
Speaker 1: most times, nine times out of ten, a yawn is contagious.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my word, didn't they catch the yawn?
Speaker 1: Holy did you get dms as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, to the couple of minutes of the count to
Speaker 2: my own, Yeah, so many.
Speaker 1: I got almost one hundred messages of people saying I
Speaker 1: caught the yawn. I literally just got one now, so within.
Speaker 2: The faithbook group popic of as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's crazy. Are you on? Seven times? Anyway?
Speaker 1: This is this a nice little message I got from Emily.
Speaker 1: She's an idiot, and she says, Hi, I thought you
Speaker 1: might find this interesting. You sent me link. I clicked link.
Speaker 1: It says if you're in a room and someone yawns
Speaker 1: and you don't catch the yawn, it is a sign
Speaker 1: that you are a psychopath.
Speaker 2: Well, I've heard differently. Oh really, I got a message
Speaker 2: from someone that said if you don't catch the yawn,
Speaker 2: it might mean that you're lacking empathy. And she said
Speaker 2: maybe that is connected to yours and Jena's antidepressants. And
Speaker 2: I said, well, the real tea is the real tea
Speaker 2: is that I've weaned off my antidepressants. So might be
Speaker 2: true for you, but not true for me. Jenna's excuse
Speaker 2: is that she is still on anti presence asuman. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I am not, and so I don't have that excuse. Ah,
Speaker 2: that maybe I am a psychopath. Oh shit, because my
Speaker 2: housemate Jordan said, Oh, I was just listening to your podcast.
Speaker 2: You know the reason that you might not catch someone's
Speaker 2: yawn is if you don't respect them. I was like,
Speaker 2: there we have it.
Speaker 1: I have the answer that fuck this article. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's cold, hard facts. I could have told you that.
Speaker 2: There's so many different explanations, and I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just not receptive to things like that because
Speaker 2: I'm also not ticklish.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 2: I also felt there was pressure in the moment to
Speaker 2: catch the yawn. Never that's pressure.
Speaker 1: I don't do it, I know, but this is the thing, right.
Speaker 1: The researchers at the University of Baylor said there are
Speaker 1: one hundred and thirty five traits of a psychopath, and
Speaker 1: not catching a yorn is one of them. So it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean that you are a psychopath, but it definitely
Speaker 1: is in the traits of a psychopath.
Speaker 2: What are the other signs of being a psychopath?
Speaker 1: Maybe? Can you google the one hundred and thirty five
Speaker 1: signs of a psychopath. They lack empathy, contagio, shawning, and
Speaker 1: I am an EmPATH.
Speaker 2: I'm very same. I don't like empathy at all.
Speaker 1: No, you don't. It can't be that reathon. You are
Speaker 1: very empathetic as a person. Did you call me pathetic?
Speaker 1: I said, I am pathetic. Even dogs can catch yawns,
Speaker 1: if this is saying as well?
Speaker 2: Really, really, I've never caught one from a dog.
Speaker 3: I've got some signs of a psychopath. Okay, one superficial
Speaker 3: charm and charisma.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, superficial? Did you just go oh? As if
Speaker 2: to agree? How dare you?
Speaker 1: I'm sort of thinking myself, I just felt seen.
Speaker 3: While they lack true empathy, they often very skilled at
Speaker 3: faking pro social behaviors like flattery, kindness, and false sympathy.
Speaker 2: When do I ever fake kindness? It's always fear because
Speaker 2: it's rare, you know.
Speaker 3: When I'm being kind, it's real lies, exaggerations and dishonesty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's Mitchell Cherry.
Speaker 1: I'll take that. Yeah, so far, it's that malicious.
Speaker 3: Of accountability and playing the blame game.
Speaker 1: Oh Jenna, I don't think you do that. I don't
Speaker 1: play the blame game. No, I will shift if I can.
Speaker 3: You need for power control and dominance.
Speaker 2: Let's ring, Hayden.
Speaker 1: Well, we're not talking about beneath the sheets? Are we?
Speaker 3: A trail of short broken relationships?
Speaker 1: Wow? Oh, jenner A, you're just reading Mitchell's personal diary
Speaker 1: because that.
Speaker 2: Chapter one a trail of short broken relationships?
Speaker 1: That's good. Wasn't that eleveny sneaker book? So we may
Speaker 1: be psychopathic? The Trail of unsuccessful relationship Harry Potter and
Speaker 1: the Trail of unsuccessful Okay, I got that out of
Speaker 1: my system.
Speaker 2: Did you have to fucking bring up my trail of
Speaker 2: short and unsuccessful relationships? Knowing that my current boyfriend listens?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we are sean, we do love s Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, ready for your Jim Mitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mine's a bit less laughy. So this we're going
Speaker 2: to change the mood right now?
Speaker 1: Ok Is it just me?
Speaker 2: A funeral's the most awkward thing ever?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I never know what to say, how to behave I mean,
Speaker 2: I go because it's the nice thing to do. I
Speaker 2: went to one yesterday. Yeah, I didn't know the person
Speaker 2: who died. I was there supporting a friend, but I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know what to say. I'm here
Speaker 2: being a supportive friend, but what do you even say
Speaker 2: to them?
Speaker 1: I know, sorry about that. Yeah, I know they're It's
Speaker 1: very awkward and I just feel there's no right thing
Speaker 1: to say, like ever, and also the person that is
Speaker 1: grieving that, I'm not sure. I don't think they're taking
Speaker 1: it in. It's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because obviously going how you've been, how you're holding up,
Speaker 2: It's like, don't ask the obvious questions. You know they're
Speaker 2: going to say being better yes.
Speaker 3: And I feel like you don't want to be asked
Speaker 3: that how have you been and all this You've been
Speaker 3: asked that all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was thinking if it was if I was
Speaker 2: in that situation and I was grieving someone I lost,
Speaker 2: and I was like the family, the people were coming up, Oh,
Speaker 2: we better go stay hi to Mitchell, not to anyone
Speaker 2: that plans to come to a loved one's funeral of mine.
Speaker 2: Just don't smother me. You know how people think that,
Speaker 2: oh we better say hi and pay our respects to
Speaker 2: the family. I'm like, I just want to leave them alone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I didn't know half the family members either. I
Speaker 2: just knew my friend, and I was like, I don't
Speaker 2: want to go introduce myself to the wife and be like,
Speaker 2: by the way, I'm Mitchell, sorry about your husband.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's also not why you're there, Like you're there
Speaker 1: for your friend and that's it. Just for that support.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say as out of the way
Speaker 2: as possible. But there was one moment where there were
Speaker 2: two family members at this funeral yesterday and they were
Speaker 2: embracing and just sobbing, and it was like those sorts
Speaker 2: of sobs where like you're both burying your faces into
Speaker 2: each other's shoulders and you're like shaking a bit from
Speaker 2: crying so much. And then one of them looks up,
Speaker 2: looks at me and goes, I love for videos, and
Speaker 2: I was like, thanks, honey, sorry about your loss.
Speaker 1: Well, so there you go. You brought light at someone's
Speaker 1: time of darkness.
Speaker 2: It's not appropriate for me to be receiving praise. I
Speaker 2: haven't even met the woman. I will say. The best
Speaker 2: part about a funeral, though, is when they say please
Speaker 2: stick around for light refreshments, and I'm like God, when
Speaker 2: you hear the word refreshments, you know exactly what you're
Speaker 2: getting down There.
Speaker 1: Is nothing better than a light refreshment. Let me guess
Speaker 1: finger sandwiches, yeah with they're like little desserts, like little
Speaker 1: tiny little tarts, little.
Speaker 2: Tart, yeah juice. I was like, Wow, y'all slept on refreshments.
Speaker 2: I should just start inviting my friends over for a refreshments.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, screwl party. Okay, guys, come over for
Speaker 1: light refreshments. That's fantastic. I love it. Let's you that
Speaker 1: if we ever do a live show, is it just
Speaker 1: me live featuring light refreshers?
Speaker 2: What do you reckon you're going to do for your funeral?
Speaker 2: Have you thought about it?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't like thinking about it makes me very upset.
Speaker 2: All I know is that my funeral better be fucking
Speaker 2: packed like everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree. If I've met you once,
Speaker 1: if I bumped into you in the street and we
Speaker 1: had a little giggle, you're there with your mum and dad.
Speaker 2: I will say this funeral I went to yesterday, they
Speaker 2: obviously underestimated how cherished the deceased was because the place
Speaker 2: was packed. I couldn't get inside there was not one
Speaker 2: part of me that thought I might need to take
Speaker 2: sunscreen to a funeral.
Speaker 1: But look how burnt my forehead is outside.
Speaker 2: I've got my hair covering it, but you can see
Speaker 2: I've got some burn forhead from a funeral of all things.
Speaker 1: Oh it's just the strip at the top.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: You know what. I also don't like when people go
Speaker 1: I want my funeral to be a party. Don't mind me.
Speaker 1: Was that New Georgia's song. It's like, throw a party
Speaker 1: of the day. I'm so sorry, but I'd like to.
Speaker 1: If someone that I love passed away, I would not
Speaker 1: want to be dancing. I'd be too sad. I reckon.
Speaker 2: I want to do a destination funeral, not like a
Speaker 2: destination winning make everyone fly a Greece or something. I
Speaker 2: just choose something really fucking random, like Dubbo. Everyone's like,
Speaker 2: why is he having his funeral destination funeral in Dubbo?
Speaker 2: Like I I just want to inconvenience people beyond the grave,
Speaker 2: or like I just want my ashes scattered in a
Speaker 2: really dumb place, And everyone's like what did this mean
Speaker 2: to him? Like why did he want his ashes scattered?
Speaker 2: At the batist Kmart Carpark and then everyone just is confused.
Speaker 2: I just love confusing people, as you know, even when
Speaker 2: I'm dead. That's what I want to be doing.
Speaker 1: Please join us for freshmans at Baker's Delight Womble Barrel.
Speaker 1: They're like, why did he want that? I guess they
Speaker 1: were his wishes. Please welcome light freshmans at dream World
Speaker 1: Queen's Land. What it's a wake?
Speaker 2: Isn't it the same place as the funeral? I'm just
Speaker 2: being an idiot and fucking inconveniencing everyone. I love it.
Speaker 1: That's great. I don't know what I want, truly, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't want to think about it. Makes
Speaker 1: me say, you won't be there? He cares, Yeah, true,
Speaker 1: Why are you said about your own death? He's a psychopath?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Apparently my grandfather, who died before I was born, never
Speaker 2: met him. Apparently he was just so blase about his
Speaker 2: own death because it was everyone knew it was coming
Speaker 2: in like terminal cancer. And they're like, what do you
Speaker 2: want your coffin be? And he's like, that's me in
Speaker 2: the cheapest box. I don't care. I won't be here.
Speaker 2: I didn't give a ship.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. Now I get a lot of TikTok's about mortality.
Speaker 1: My relationship with mortality is interesting. I think about it
Speaker 1: a bit, really, yeah, don't you, guys.
Speaker 3: I think about other people dying more than myself, really,
Speaker 3: Like I'm upset about the sort of other people dying,
Speaker 3: not myself.
Speaker 1: No, I think about it of course too. But no,
Speaker 1: there's I spend quite a bit of time thinking about me.
Speaker 1: Surely that's going to be a sign.
Speaker 2: I'm surely that should be on the psychopath list.
Speaker 1: Get the leads back up? Is it just me? That's
Speaker 1: enough of these two? Look now, let's hear and is
Speaker 1: it just you? All right? Time for your chance to
Speaker 1: get involved with the show. You can slide into the
Speaker 1: DMS couple of mitches for and is it just me? Yeah? Really,
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: Your idea in the first place.
Speaker 1: You know. I come up with the names, and then
Speaker 1: I just black out and everyone else has to do
Speaker 1: everything else. I'm very good at coming up with names
Speaker 1: each new segment yesterday, and you're like, I love it.
Speaker 2: Don't even give it away. I do think it's great.
Speaker 1: Really, all right, Well there's another segment coming very soon.
Speaker 1: Everybody that is a brilliant, puny cherry. Now in a
Speaker 1: couple weeks.
Speaker 2: Did you actually start with the pun and then work
Speaker 2: from there?
Speaker 1: It's all I do. I'm not a joke with all
Speaker 1: my radio stuff. I do a segment called Nineties where
Speaker 1: it's ninety songs and I'm teasing you with some nineties.
Speaker 1: It's done.
Speaker 2: There has been a few times I've come up with
Speaker 2: an idea and then been like, Cheery, I need a
Speaker 2: dumb name.
Speaker 1: He just has life. Truly, I don't know. It's a bizarre,
Speaker 1: bizarre trick to have. All right, let's go. This is
Speaker 1: Alex Johnson. She's got an iGEM take away. She got
Speaker 1: the full name today. Yeah, Alex Johnson.
Speaker 2: She was Johnson seven News.
Speaker 1: She was active yesterday if you want that. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: been on Facebook since two thousand and seven. H Okay, sorry,
Speaker 1: is Alex? Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or do you not get the food along with like
Speaker 8: the sexy vibe thing, Like a man holding a bucket
Speaker 8: of fudge and it's like dripping down him and he's
Speaker 8: got muscles and it's like, oh and people like it,
Speaker 8: but I don't like it.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not just because I'm gay.
Speaker 8: Like even if Jamie Lee Curtis would hold an ice
Speaker 8: cream tub and have cherries on her nipples and whipped
Speaker 8: cream everywhere. Like, I'm just not into it.
Speaker 3: Like if she came up to.
Speaker 8: Me and she was like propositioning me, I'd still say,
Speaker 8: can you go and have a shower first? Just seems gross, yuck.
Speaker 1: Why was Jamie Lee Curtis her benchmark for a hot lesbian?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say she lesbian icon or something.
Speaker 2: I don't even know that Jamieie Curtis was.
Speaker 1: She's not gay, she's stray.
Speaker 2: She must just be, you know, in her wank bank Alex.
Speaker 1: She's got lot, she's hot, Jamie Lee Curtis. I'd probably
Speaker 1: start with GGI hid did or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's conventionally attractive gg hi did?
Speaker 1: True? No, I know, but for a point like that,
Speaker 1: you think you'd use someone conventionally attractive. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So what food in the bedroom? I mean, raise your
Speaker 1: hand if you've done it.
Speaker 2: I can't say I have that. No, absolutely not adverse
Speaker 2: to the idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've done it a little very early on.
Speaker 2: We're not for new listeners. Not we've done it.
Speaker 1: Holding hands? Should I have partake? Of course?
Speaker 2: Even corporated food by the way.
Speaker 1: With cream and then I think.
Speaker 2: Really, hang on, hang on, what do you do with it?
Speaker 1: Put on a nipple or the tip of a willie
Speaker 1: at all? Yeah, oh, you can do hot fudge, hot fudge,
Speaker 1: hot chocolate.
Speaker 2: But looking at off the nipple fields like wasting time.
Speaker 2: Nipples are fun, may get you going like a little bit,
Speaker 2: but having to wait for the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the lick not just lickor true. But
Speaker 1: then it's like kind of fun for the person doing
Speaker 1: the liking because there's a sweet treat.
Speaker 2: I don't care about the person doing the.
Speaker 1: Maybe someone's got an insulin issue and they need a
Speaker 1: little bit of blood sugar and pop it on a
Speaker 1: dick and you check your BUOD sugar level.
Speaker 2: So you've done hot fudge cream.
Speaker 1: What else I can't remember we've had I think we've
Speaker 1: played with.
Speaker 2: The carle's roast chulk smear that all over him.
Speaker 1: We've played with the leaks, we've if we didn't never
Speaker 1: garlic press ones and just had to slam between his eyes. No,
Speaker 1: that's it, really, but that's early on. We don't do
Speaker 1: it these days. Couldn't really why we had a lollipop
Speaker 1: lines like kissing with a lollipop and then like oh,
Speaker 1: we've done ice.
Speaker 2: Cubes here, also struggling to picture that of the lollipops.
Speaker 2: My memory is not good at the best of times,
Speaker 2: but I just remember struggling to picture how that worked,
Speaker 2: because I had a lollipop and then he's get coming
Speaker 2: into it, and then I kiss him back, and then
Speaker 2: he gets the flavor of the lollipop.
Speaker 1: Then he takes the lollipops the past.
Speaker 2: Yes, very much that baby, like a bird regurgitating food
Speaker 2: for a baby.
Speaker 1: Very much like that. Yes, we've also given each other
Speaker 1: oral with an ice cube. Oh yeah, it's I mean,
Speaker 1: it's fine, it do. It just enhances the sensation. Really,
Speaker 1: it's a thing. Yeah right, it's not for me really,
Speaker 1: not for you. No, we've discussed this before. I'm not
Speaker 1: crazy about receiving oral. Let's just get to the main act,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: I mean it's nice, but like, yeah, don't spend all
Speaker 2: night there bacco.
Speaker 1: I know, I won't turn my nose up at it.
Speaker 1: About you.
Speaker 2: Dannity love sucking cock?
Speaker 3: I really love it?
Speaker 1: True, of course, No, I really don't. What sweet treat
Speaker 1: would get you to suck a cock? You could put
Speaker 1: a fruit roll up around Sean's from so I here
Speaker 1: maybe too, a whole tape of Hubbubba maybe two, A
Speaker 1: nerd rope, a meat long liquorice roll. I always wanted
Speaker 1: that as a kid, and Mum was like, you don't
Speaker 1: like the role?
Speaker 2: What was Alex? This's questions, no idea. She's saying like
Speaker 2: people like advertisements for food, like putting hot bodies doesn't
Speaker 2: make the food seem more entirely.
Speaker 1: Oh is that what she meant? Yeah? I didn't think
Speaker 1: that's what she meant. Maybe hit play again, I'll double check.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was. Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Or do you not get the food along with like
Speaker 8: the sexy vibe thing like a man holding a bucket
Speaker 8: of fudge and it's like dripping down him and he's
Speaker 8: got muscles.
Speaker 2: And I assumed that she meant like people trying to
Speaker 2: make food ads look erotic.
Speaker 1: Doesn't do much for me either. I thought she meant
Speaker 1: in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: No, I think she means both.
Speaker 1: Really, I can't think of the last ad that had
Speaker 1: sex appeal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, makes truly can't. And I also have no interest
Speaker 2: in any pawn then incorporates food. But if it's me
Speaker 2: getting amongst it, I'm open to it.
Speaker 1: I remember back in my day when I had a
Speaker 1: Samsung Z one hundred, someone bluetoothed me a pawn and
Speaker 1: the man had his dick in a pizza box. And
Speaker 1: I watched it on my horrible I watch it on
Speaker 1: my sam slung with the screen the size of a
Speaker 1: thumbnail and the penis was the size of her hair,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh my god. And he's like, hello,
Speaker 1: I've got your pizza. Oh, let me just check that
Speaker 1: it's got enough meat. And then he opened it and
Speaker 1: his dick was in it erect and he had a
Speaker 1: little pizza hat on.
Speaker 2: And then they's stone up what I was picturing When
Speaker 2: you said he's got his stick in a pizza box,
Speaker 2: I thought you meant he was screwing it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, where did the entwer?
Speaker 2: Just have the box slightly a jar, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: the cardboard.
Speaker 1: Now hold that little white table thing that goes in
Speaker 1: the middle of the head of his dick.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So do you answer to your question, No, Alex, I
Speaker 1: don't think that is the answer. I bocked it.
Speaker 2: My answer in summary is that you know, it doesn't
Speaker 2: like get me going seeing pictures or like envisioning people
Speaker 2: incorporating food.
Speaker 1: But I'm happy to incorporate it. I'll try anything once
Speaker 1: it might sell as well. Maybe we'll get back to
Speaker 1: that point with marketing.
Speaker 3: Remember, like Tim Tam ads it was a genie. It
Speaker 3: was a male genie. Feed someone Tim Tams.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there you go. There's a good example.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 2: That doesn't do shit for me. I don't care.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, does nothing for me.
Speaker 3: Tim Tams look good.
Speaker 2: Jim Gray even like the idea of hot waters and stuff,
Speaker 2: I don't care. Like, oh, it's got topless waight, who
Speaker 2: gives a ship?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not allowed to touch them.
Speaker 2: I agree to the workplace and I'm not allowed to
Speaker 2: do an I don't gorging at it does nothing.
Speaker 3: I just want the food same.
Speaker 1: You know what Hooters now they've got male Hooters. They've
Speaker 1: got men in tight little bike shorts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, y I thanks Alex.
Speaker 1: If you want a comprehensive analysis of your question, hit
Speaker 1: us up a couple of mitches, slide into those dms.
Speaker 1: We'll get you on next week. Said, it's a voice
Speaker 1: note too. Any thought you have, don't be afraid. We
Speaker 1: never ridicule and never pull apart. Never what you said
Speaker 1: to us it's just not our remote.
Speaker 2: Alright, it is time to open the phone lines. Cheery,
Speaker 2: you're ready over there, Yes, I'm very ready. But a
Speaker 2: good because you might remember a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: episode one twenty seven, we were talking about cheeky scams.
Speaker 2: My friend Ation came on and admitted that she once
Speaker 2: scammed her way into a whole day spend at the
Speaker 2: movie cinemas. Didn't pay for a ticket, she snuck in.
Speaker 2: She stole a popcorn box out of the fucking bin
Speaker 2: and then claimed her free refill. She did not spend
Speaker 2: a sand and she saw like four movies, and I thought,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I would not have the guts to
Speaker 2: get away with that. But we wanted to know other
Speaker 2: things that people do have the guts to get away with.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're not big scams, like you're not scamming
Speaker 1: old people out of money. No one's getting hurt. They
Speaker 1: are little things that no one had noticed, and they're
Speaker 1: not going to send you.
Speaker 2: To prison, Just harmless little scams. But we want to
Speaker 2: hear let's get into.
Speaker 4: It, sha.
Speaker 1: All right, we got Carlos from Bendiger. Carlos is it
Speaker 1: Carlos or Carlos.
Speaker 4: Buddy, Carlos.
Speaker 2: Carlos would be Carlos.
Speaker 1: Isn't that what people say, Carlos.
Speaker 2: I think I've ever heard that. Maybe that's it's the.
Speaker 1: Accent, appropriating with the accent.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Carlos, tell us about your cheeky scam, Darlin.
Speaker 4: Okay, so we do a few of these. My wife
Speaker 4: and I we we love these. These these makes us
Speaker 4: very happy. It's not even about the money, it's more
Speaker 4: about what's real of it all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: It's like you can afford the couple of bucks you're saving,
Speaker 2: but you just get away with a scam. It's a
Speaker 2: bit keep it fun and keeps.
Speaker 1: A relationship fresh, I mean, especially after four years.
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly what is it? So? Well? The first one
Speaker 4: was with our wedding. We had a ton of expensive
Speaker 4: things and you guys who'll experience this, but basically we
Speaker 4: bought a few different things. So we had a case
Speaker 4: stand and a wishing well. We brought them from Myers,
Speaker 4: We used them, and then we returned them the very
Speaker 4: next morning.
Speaker 1: Now that that's not even really a scan, that's what
Speaker 1: you're legally allowed to return.
Speaker 2: How do you return a wishing well like wouldn't it
Speaker 2: have all your shit in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you take all the cars with the cash out
Speaker 4: and then you say, oh, we didn't end.
Speaker 1: Up using this, and so how much did that save you?
Speaker 4: I think it was about two undred bucks. Anything with
Speaker 4: a wedding attached to it, they did jack up that price.
Speaker 1: I've heard that. I've got a friend getting married at
Speaker 1: the moment, and she said, it's wedding tax. It's actually
Speaker 1: a thing that exists that she ordered for her wedding cake, right,
Speaker 1: And it was a ridiculous amount of money. And they
Speaker 1: had a party the next day and they ordered from
Speaker 1: the same place a non wedding cake and it was
Speaker 1: a quarter in.
Speaker 3: The process with like wedding makeup, it's double the price
Speaker 3: of just glam mate.
Speaker 2: How long ago did you get married? A you were
Speaker 2: newly wed Carlos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we went to get married at the beginning of
Speaker 4: the pandemic and we got months by twelve months, so
Speaker 4: we're now eighteen months in.
Speaker 1: Oh good, what's your other scam? I love it? It
Speaker 1: was two screens like we kill people and we sell
Speaker 1: their organs.
Speaker 2: On the It feels like this is something they like
Speaker 2: to do sort of frequently. Have you got any others.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The other one was that my mom gave me
Speaker 4: a Dourner cover and it was the wrong side. So
Speaker 4: she gave us a super king and we only had
Speaker 4: a king sized bed, so I took it knowing that
Speaker 4: it was the wrong size. So what I did was
Speaker 4: I went to spylight, bought the correct one, switched the packaging,
Speaker 4: and then returned the one in the wrong size and
Speaker 4: told the factory error.
Speaker 1: So good.
Speaker 2: That sounds like far more effort than it would take
Speaker 2: to say, hey, mom, did you keep the docket?
Speaker 1: Go through all that for the one phone call Carlos,
Speaker 1: that is so you know what I've done? You know it.
Speaker 2: Mum's always keep the docket, don't they a docket?
Speaker 1: And they always call it docket. It's never My mum.
Speaker 2: Always apologizes for my before I finish opening it. She goes,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry if you don't like it, I've got
Speaker 2: the receipt, don't worry, and I'm like, fucking relaxed.
Speaker 3: If I want to return something, She's like, you have
Speaker 3: the docket right, because you can't. You can't return it
Speaker 3: without a doctor.
Speaker 1: On the day my mum discovered a gift receipt. Oh hell,
Speaker 1: I've changed. It's a receipt that doesn't have the price
Speaker 1: on it, but so you can give you put it
Speaker 1: in the present and you got the gift receipts in there,
Speaker 1: so they don't know how much you spent on them.
Speaker 1: But then it ruins the whole purpose because when you
Speaker 1: go to return it, they go, all right, you've got
Speaker 1: ten bucks credit. You have to know at one point anyway,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Carlos. I appreciate the scam. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Anywhere. Anyone who's currently engaged take notes. You can return
Speaker 2: your wedding shit after you've used it.
Speaker 1: Apparent that's genius. Came you know what I love. I
Speaker 1: love a good mentos. All right, we've got.
Speaker 2: Em in Nara half to floats my teeth. Hello, sorry, am.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry we're saying that right.
Speaker 2: Tell us about your cheeky scam.
Speaker 5: So I have a couple as well that I was rendering.
Speaker 5: One is, yes, one is. I used to scam pitfit
Speaker 5: a few years ago. Every year or so I was
Speaker 5: getting new watch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They're kind of expensive, aren't they.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like what the calorie tracker and they track
Speaker 1: your steps?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like three hundred bucks sleet. Yeah yeah, so
Speaker 5: I would tell them on their live chat that my
Speaker 5: sipit was broken, like the battery was dying. All the
Speaker 5: touch screen started working. And because they got really good
Speaker 5: customer service, I abused that and they would send me
Speaker 5: have free replacements, which I would sell.
Speaker 2: What did you do with all the bloody fipbits sell them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, amazing.
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 5: I got like four or five. I stopped like a
Speaker 5: thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: See that one's teetering, maybe too far.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it. Whatever, I'm not gonna I'm not
Speaker 1: going to dub you anymore. Mitch. I've done a similar thing,
Speaker 1: because you know, we get sent pr packs all the time,
Speaker 1: like just being in the I don't know the media
Speaker 1: or whatever it is, the people send us free shit.
Speaker 1: I remember once there was an Amazon movie about I
Speaker 1: don't know fitness, and I got sent my own fitbit
Speaker 1: and I put it on gum Tree and sold it.
Speaker 3: I got sent a fireball KEG.
Speaker 1: I saw that.
Speaker 3: I sold it for three hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: See that's okay, right, I mean, I guess it's okay.
Speaker 2: But I usually if I don't want some free ship
Speaker 2: that's been sent to me, I will gift it to
Speaker 2: my friends out of the goodness of my heart.
Speaker 1: I do that too, but I don't want any of
Speaker 1: my friends to have good audiovascular through them.
Speaker 2: What's your other scam?
Speaker 5: M so sort of tying in with the titbits. I
Speaker 5: used to do big wish holes and I used to
Speaker 5: get titbit charges and watch bands to go along with
Speaker 5: the new watches they would send me. And when everything
Speaker 5: would write, like a month or two later, you would
Speaker 5: just say that it all has broken and they would
Speaker 5: refund every single item.
Speaker 1: Wow, wait, what are they refunding you for?
Speaker 5: I missed that bit, the like titbit charges that I
Speaker 5: buy to go with thew watch, or just rather stuff
Speaker 5: that I wanted to buy, like one hundred dollars halls
Speaker 5: of stuff.
Speaker 1: We're really targeting this one company. They do anything to
Speaker 1: you one of them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I'm an Apple watch now, sobits warps Apple.
Speaker 1: Wait, why do I feel like you've got more am
Speaker 1: she's reading off a list anymore.
Speaker 5: Well, it's not really scam, it's not as bad, but
Speaker 5: it's just that you know those three hallow fresh boxes
Speaker 5: you can get. I'm just making you address all done that.
Speaker 2: I've never done that, so as in like a free trial.
Speaker 2: Your first box is free.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just made a fivefox Mozilla email account this week.
Speaker 5: About four boxes, and they stop just blocking my address.
Speaker 2: Oh that's when you start sending them to the office.
Speaker 1: Ye smart, Or if you're close with your neighbor, you go, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to get in on this scam.
Speaker 2: I mean, em lives in Narra, so she's they're probably
Speaker 2: used to armed robbers there, so she can get away
Speaker 2: with the cheeky scam. As long as there's no weapon involved.
Speaker 1: Always good compared to the mass crime happening in Norah.
Speaker 1: That's nothing. You're an angel and all right.
Speaker 2: Thanks Sam, thank you. It steals up next from camera,
Speaker 2: Hello CHICKI.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, what's your scam?
Speaker 7: I wouldn't say it was a scam as such, but
Speaker 7: you know I was not being completely honest. So I
Speaker 7: sent a message to my local radio station, seen when
Speaker 7: the ticket that I won will arrive for me to
Speaker 7: collect for a concert that was coming up, And they said, oh, sorry,
Speaker 7: they don't come in at least once two weeks before
Speaker 7: the show. You'll get a phone call and then you know,
Speaker 7: once two weeks later. I sent a message going, hey,
Speaker 7: just checking in where's my ticket? And they go, sorry,
Speaker 7: we haven't been in touch. You can collection between eight
Speaker 7: thirty and five thirty. And I was so nervous straight
Speaker 7: up to the radio station pack to come like they're
Speaker 7: going to know, they're going to know.
Speaker 2: So you never won your tickets in the first.
Speaker 5: Place, of course not.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 7: I'm like, jeez, I can't get tickets. I could never
Speaker 7: get through the winner. But I thought, I'll just be
Speaker 7: cocky and I'll just send a message. So you turned up,
Speaker 7: turned up, go in there and I go, oh, I'm
Speaker 7: still just here to collect Maya free tickets, and they went, sure,
Speaker 7: no problem, because you know you have to sign a
Speaker 7: little book to say that you know you've won a prize. Well,
Speaker 7: and I'm like, okaos, fill out the books, thank you,
Speaker 7: got my two tickets. And then when it came time
Speaker 7: to go to the concert, my husband's next me going,
Speaker 7: we're going to get done. We're going to get done,
Speaker 7: like the whole time. So we got through the gates.
Speaker 7: We were just like yes and no job, say two
Speaker 7: hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: It just tied in with the fact that if you
Speaker 2: say anything with the confidence, people believe behind you had
Speaker 2: to collect my tickets that I want, but you didn't win.
Speaker 1: Shit. What concept of style.
Speaker 7: It was cold Chisel.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that is brilliant.
Speaker 7: This is going back some time, so you know it
Speaker 7: was a few years ago. And yeah, I'm like, I
Speaker 7: want to pay two hundred and fifty bucks for a
Speaker 7: couple of tickets.
Speaker 1: Nice lit and I give out tickets for a living.
Speaker 1: It's in my power to end this, but you know what,
Speaker 1: for the good of the people, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: do it. I'm not going to tell the team. You
Speaker 1: know what, if you're smart enough to come up with
Speaker 1: that hack, good on you.
Speaker 7: And it was amazing. The show was great. I sent
Speaker 7: to a message I said, we had a wonderful time.
Speaker 7: Thanks for the free ticket.
Speaker 2: I wonder now the whole person that actually them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there would have been extra there were there would
Speaker 1: have been the way those things works, yeah, they just
Speaker 1: those people downstairs. They just want to get the tickets
Speaker 1: out that don't want compliants.
Speaker 2: You're actually you're kind of encouraging this hackm.
Speaker 1: Not encouraging it. But I can just see how it
Speaker 1: would happen, and I can see how no one else
Speaker 1: would have been hurt. A Stelle I don't think it
Speaker 1: took anyone's tickets, because I mean especially a.
Speaker 7: Couple of you have plenty and hoa many people actually
Speaker 7: win and go and.
Speaker 4: Actually pick them up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, people drive out to the station ticket them and
Speaker 7: they're not in like, you know, an accessible location if
Speaker 7: you don't have a car, they're like in the middle
Speaker 7: of nowhere else the Barton Highway.
Speaker 1: Good point. So sorry about that. A stell my phone.
Speaker 1: Just thanks, We.
Speaker 7: Love you, no problem. I'm looking out for my tribes
Speaker 7: post keep it Jenna, of course.
Speaker 1: They are. What a sweetheart?
Speaker 2: All right, Tara your last Tara in Liverpool. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 2: hey Gelly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're really good.
Speaker 2: It's a bad What are you doing to save a
Speaker 2: bit of coin? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Okay, So I was the UNI student for a year
Speaker 5: and I dropped out, but I kept seeing session card
Speaker 5: and I get discounts everywhere I go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, did you keep this student ID?
Speaker 2: I did the same thing or really yeah.
Speaker 3: I did the same thing. That's why I get student
Speaker 3: prices at fitness First.
Speaker 1: So you look like you're still doing it, Jenna. Yeah, oh,
Speaker 1: Jenner doesn't age. Wait, so Tara, tell me what do
Speaker 1: you use it on? Like you could do train ticket
Speaker 1: concession train tickets.
Speaker 5: Too, concession train tickets to any student affairs, going to
Speaker 5: Luna Park anywhere.
Speaker 2: I love that, And she kind of sounds youthful, so
Speaker 2: I think she can get away with it. I got
Speaker 2: away with it for a few years. But I reckon now,
Speaker 2: i'd have to be a maturate student. My little photo
Speaker 2: id card I look like such a young kid.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, Tara, how old are you actually?
Speaker 5: I'm actually turning thirty next year.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, and it's working.
Speaker 2: I love that I did the exact same things. I
Speaker 2: know where you're coming from.
Speaker 1: It's funny. And listen, we all here always say drop
Speaker 1: out of unit. It's the best thing that happened to us.
Speaker 1: Are you happy that you dropped out? Yes, we love you.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 5: At all.
Speaker 2: Of course, if you're at UNI and you're enjoying it,
Speaker 2: you know, no hate against you anti UNI. Anyone who's
Speaker 2: currently about to finish their masters is like, have I've
Speaker 2: been wasting my time?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: Dahla?
Speaker 2: If you want to do that, guy for it?
Speaker 1: No, no, of course. And if you're a neurosurgeon, don't drop out, please.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: Somethings require a degree talking shit like we doesn't really.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adulthood?
Speaker 2: Okay, Jake, if you haven't heard the news, our third
Speaker 2: Wheel price keeper Jenna is cheating on us with another podcast.
Speaker 2: He's launched her own.
Speaker 1: Yep, what's it called?
Speaker 3: Jenna, Two Girls, three Cats, and I feel like this
Speaker 3: is more of an open relationship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we never said that we wanted to be
Speaker 2: in an open We didn't consent, Jenna. We wanted to
Speaker 2: be strictly monogamous. So quite frankly, get out of our house.
Speaker 1: Now we'll explain what this podcast is. Bitch. I thought
Speaker 1: I thought it was a joke, but it's actually real.
Speaker 3: It's real. Yeah, it's about cat.
Speaker 1: Okay, and who's your co host.
Speaker 3: Samant the Clark?
Speaker 2: Yes, So have you heard any of it, Mitchell, I've
Speaker 2: heard none.
Speaker 1: I've just seen the multiple articles that have been written
Speaker 1: Radio Today, Media Week, these massive publications in our industry
Speaker 1: that Jenna has been featured in. Genuinely, I'm not trying,
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to offend you.
Speaker 2: I reckon Jenna would have whispered in the riety is
Speaker 2: to get that to happen.
Speaker 1: I think she would have.
Speaker 2: She might have flashed her. Yeah, well, we're doing a
Speaker 2: listening party today because I know you haven't heard some
Speaker 2: of our listeners might not have heard it, and so
Speaker 2: let's have a little listening party and Mitchell I might
Speaker 2: be able to offer feedback along the way. Because we
Speaker 2: are podcasting royalty, we at this point.
Speaker 1: We are, I mean, our downloads are at the highest ever.
Speaker 1: I've mean, the podcast towards are begging for us to
Speaker 1: show up. So yeah, exactly what we could hopefully give
Speaker 1: you a size of that, Jenna.
Speaker 2: So this is episode one. They did a special about
Speaker 2: black cats, which obviously caught my attention because my little
Speaker 2: rescue cat is Abella.
Speaker 1: She's a black yes, little girl, Like, what shit are
Speaker 1: they going.
Speaker 2: To talk about my girl? So let's just hit play,
Speaker 2: shall we? This Jenner podcast, Let's still episode one.
Speaker 6: Hello and welcome to the newest podcast in town.
Speaker 3: This is Two Girls, Three Cats.
Speaker 6: I am one of your hosts. My name's Sammy, and
Speaker 6: my lovely co host is Jenna. Now we love cats,
Speaker 6: don't we, jenn Er so much so much that we
Speaker 6: decided that we needed to do a podcast about them.
Speaker 3: There's not enough podcasts about cats.
Speaker 6: There's not We had a bit of a deep dive,
Speaker 6: didn't we, and we couldn't find anything like this.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I mean there's podcasts about vet help all that very listful,
Speaker 3: nothing about cat chat.
Speaker 6: Nothing about cat chat. And look, full disclaimer, neither one
Speaker 6: of us are vets. No, we are not going to
Speaker 6: give you advice on how to look after your cats. Absolutely,
Speaker 6: no advice because we are We would be the blind
Speaker 6: leading the blind.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. I mean, we love our cats, but we ourselves
Speaker 3: still need assistance as well.
Speaker 2: Second, is there any part of your jenner that's worry
Speaker 2: that you're going to run out of conversation? No, because
Speaker 2: I do. I do absolutely love the enthusiasm. We love cats.
Speaker 2: So we're doing a podcast about cat but there might
Speaker 2: not be that much to say.
Speaker 3: I know, we've looked into it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot, Jenna. I love Armon croissants, but I'm
Speaker 1: not reaching out to the iHeartRadio network to start a
Speaker 1: limited series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I have is like I love Van Edders,
Speaker 2: so I'm going to do a podcast about be and
Speaker 2: NDA's then two episodes and you're like, funck, there's not
Speaker 2: much to say there?
Speaker 1: Can I just say it's so weird to hear Jenna
Speaker 1: actually enthuse to be somewhere.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, Yeah, So who's your co host, Sam who's
Speaker 3: married to ugly Phil on ws Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I thought so. I thought it was her. Isn't
Speaker 2: it weird that I've run into that woman many times
Speaker 2: in this place and never once noticed that she has
Speaker 2: an accent. I've made small talk in the kitchen and
Speaker 2: never noticed the British accent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does shock me her accent. And you know
Speaker 1: what I will say, just from an air check perspective,
Speaker 1: that's an industry thing. You listen, you check the audio
Speaker 1: sounded entertaining.
Speaker 2: Why doesn't she call usself Sammy O. That's where Jackie
Speaker 2: O got the O from. She was married to Phil O'Neill,
Speaker 2: and now that he's married to Sam. Why didn't she
Speaker 2: say that's a good point.
Speaker 3: Well she did change it to Sammy X.
Speaker 2: Well that where did that buck and eggs come from?
Speaker 1: His name's Phil Phil O'Neil.
Speaker 2: That's where Jackie O came from. She's a Samio.
Speaker 1: Let's un pause get it?
Speaker 2: Pause, Yeah, keep going, let's keep going.
Speaker 6: So let's talk about our cats. Let's get into that. Jenna,
Speaker 6: why don't do you talk about your little bundle of
Speaker 6: it called Connie.
Speaker 3: Yes, so I got Connie in around May twenty twenty one.
Speaker 3: She was born in May twenty twenty so I got
Speaker 3: her when she was one. She's a rescue cat. Annie.
Speaker 3: She is the cutest, sweetest little girl in the whole
Speaker 3: entire world. I love her so much. So when I
Speaker 3: got her, she had three kittens. She was only one,
Speaker 3: with three the cutest little kittens. Who she has a
Speaker 3: teenage mama, exactly a teen mom. And she's just so
Speaker 3: affectionate in every single way. And to be honest, I've
Speaker 3: never met a cat like her. I get home, she
Speaker 3: always greets me at the door.
Speaker 6: She's just so so.
Speaker 3: Loving and I can't imagine going home and not seeing her.
Speaker 3: I can't imagine not owning a cat.
Speaker 2: Any is it bad that this whole time I thought
Speaker 2: Connie was a boy.
Speaker 3: I'd know, any your cat with a girl.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Connie, it's a girl snape.
Speaker 1: Connie's unisex.
Speaker 3: It's not Connie is.
Speaker 2: A girl's nape going. Okay, Well, your cat clearly takes
Speaker 2: after her mother, being an affectionate pussy.
Speaker 1: Good going.
Speaker 6: And look, it's no coincidence that we're launching this podcast
Speaker 6: on Halloween.
Speaker 1: Because what does that mean?
Speaker 6: Well, black cats are of course synonymous with Halloween.
Speaker 3: And there's a negativity around black cats I find, and
Speaker 3: to be honest, there shouldn't be.
Speaker 6: There, definitely shouldn't be. I was reading yesterday that black
Speaker 6: cats actually find it harder to get Why.
Speaker 2: Does Sammy O's audio sound so much better than yours?
Speaker 2: You're all echo, we what's the go with that?
Speaker 3: Tell the text with the podcast? She d downstairs? Crappy thing? There?
Speaker 1: Is she doing the show from home? Is she pulling
Speaker 1: the talent on you? She's going to shave shaved? She
Speaker 1: doesn't talk like that.
Speaker 2: They don't sound like Adele.
Speaker 3: Downstairs together?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh, this is actually it was very interested
Speaker 1: in the black cats, so was I.
Speaker 2: This did catch my attention list.
Speaker 6: I was reading yesterday that black cats actually find it
Speaker 6: harder to get adopted because they're not as photogenetic because
Speaker 6: it's hard to see shapes. I guess because it's just
Speaker 6: like a.
Speaker 3: Black Oh, but they're so beautiful.
Speaker 6: Black cats are beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah pause here, Yeah, that's very true. They actually told
Speaker 2: me when I adopted Isabella. They were like, oh god,
Speaker 2: black cats are hard to get rid of. Because people
Speaker 2: are superstitious. And she's right, Samyo. Every time I take
Speaker 2: a photo of Isabella, I have to crank the shadows
Speaker 2: up because sometimes you just can't see it. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I had to adjust the right and it's going to
Speaker 2: take a photo of black cat. They're not that photogenic,
Speaker 2: but they are superstitious.
Speaker 1: You know what, if I were to get a cat,
Speaker 1: i'd get a black cat or a Persian cat. When
Speaker 1: that Jenny, that was to you? Yeah? When fuck you both?
Speaker 2: When did I am?
Speaker 1: Yeah? They do?
Speaker 2: They do go on and say more about the superstitious. Sure,
Speaker 2: they do keep playing.
Speaker 6: And apparently in Scotland a black cat arriving at your
Speaker 6: doorstep actually signals prosterity. Oh and a black cat crossing
Speaker 6: your path signals good luck in England, which is what
Speaker 6: I was saying.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 6: So it wasn't just me thinking that all cats are
Speaker 6: good luck. Apparently it's a it's a whole thing.
Speaker 3: I honestly don't understand how you can correlate black cats
Speaker 3: with bad luck. That doesn't make sense.
Speaker 6: A little fact for you, oh I love facts about
Speaker 6: black cat is that Nate can actually change color.
Speaker 3: What hell.
Speaker 6: So basically, if your cat likes to spend the day sunbathing.
Speaker 6: Then the sun can tan it and make it.
Speaker 1: Got pau bullshit. You can't be spreading misinformation.
Speaker 3: It's not it's true.
Speaker 1: You're the female Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: I'm not Joe Rogan. No, he's true.
Speaker 1: You know what I'd like to hear, Jennaton.
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear you challenge Semio on something, because
Speaker 2: everything she says you agree with and go, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: I'd like he's a bullshit bit. The cat can change
Speaker 1: colors your fuck with. They can't be true their cat
Speaker 1: and that's a fake accent. Let's hear her point.
Speaker 6: I suppose to pure black.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I want to be a black cat.
Speaker 6: So it's basically like highlights.
Speaker 3: I love it and so natural.
Speaker 6: Yeah, cat's getting its own highlights.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Black cats are lucky.
Speaker 6: Come on, black cats are great. We are here on
Speaker 6: the two Girls, Three Cats podcast, and we approve black cats.
Speaker 3: I want to be a black cat.
Speaker 2: What can I say, JENNI, that's a bit risky. Why
Speaker 2: black face? If you're going to become a black cat, imagine, No,
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Janney gets canceled for blackfair do you know what's gonna
Speaker 1: happen when one of the cats passes? Are you gonna
Speaker 1: change the name of the show?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, very good point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they're all young.
Speaker 1: Ah, so and so you don't think this show will last? Wow, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: what a vote of confidence to the iHeart executives that
Speaker 1: listen to this show every week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should have thought about that. The name is
Speaker 2: going to have to be changed.
Speaker 1: I've just called Sammy, oh and this. She's not happy. Hi, Sammy,
Speaker 1: you're right, fuck you.
Speaker 2: You know we should change our podcast too? What Two boys,
Speaker 2: three chins? Well, what if I lose weight?
Speaker 1: Actually no, we'll never have to worry about that happening anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jannet's podcast, they're very short episodes. I will say.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 2: This is how they wrapped up episode one.
Speaker 6: Right, Should we come back and do some more episodes?
Speaker 3: Can we?
Speaker 6: How do you think that went pretty good? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I just like talking about cats.
Speaker 6: I like talking about talking about them.
Speaker 3: Again, let's tell us to it.
Speaker 2: I'm allergic to cats.
Speaker 6: Two girls, three cats.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: So, here's an example of challenging your co hosts on things.
Speaker 2: I'd like to challenge you on something. Please do Oh
Speaker 2: I love talking about cats. That's one thing we have
Speaker 2: in common, but we never talk about it. You never
Speaker 2: bring it up, our love of cats. She saved it
Speaker 2: for the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with everyone else I talk about cats. I've just
Speaker 3: never thought to bring it up.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know your cat's gender. Jenna. You two
Speaker 1: were on a podcast together weekly, and you've never discussed
Speaker 1: your love for cats.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've got a cat necklace. I got it from the
Speaker 3: pet show, the Pet Show. Yeah, I promoted the podcast
Speaker 3: at the pet show.
Speaker 1: I noticed you were influencing. Have you got pet barn?
Speaker 1: And different people reached out since the launch, Vetvets reached out.
Speaker 2: He's got a name.
Speaker 3: No, no, not Chris Brown will be on later episodes,
Speaker 3: but the current bond Divet doctor Kate Adams.
Speaker 1: Oh, because he's no longer the one divet got it?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 2: Well, if your booking guests, I can think of a
Speaker 2: very highly regarded and high profile cat lover. Oh yes, hello, wow,
Speaker 2: we let her infiltrate ourt. We're not allowed to infiltrate her.
Speaker 1: Also, I've googled Jenna black cat bad luck, and it
Speaker 1: says black cats are famous for bad luck because in
Speaker 1: old wicker days they would eat children. So you're a
Speaker 1: liar and sorry, but you just spread the only angle
Speaker 1: that you want people to know, cats eat children. I
Speaker 1: made it. Do you hide the truth from you?
Speaker 3: I made it clear. We weren't experts and we were
Speaker 3: just giving our opinion.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for next week when you tell all
Speaker 1: your listeners to inject I've meect it into their veins
Speaker 1: instead again in the COVID vaccine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's an opinion. Okay.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to go home and find Isabella in
Speaker 2: the sun and she's turned moved.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna happen? Is it all right? Stranger things
Speaker 1: have happened. I eat the cat podcast.
Speaker 2: Go check it out. Two Girls, three Cats wherever you
Speaker 2: get your podcasts?
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, we should go. Let's go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon, It's time we get out of here
Speaker 2: because I've.
Speaker 1: Got three girls, four cats to listen to on the
Speaker 1: way home. It's two girls, three cat Is it my way? Sorry?
Speaker 1: That sounded like a thrilled.
Speaker 3: In animal again.
Speaker 1: I'm more so meant I'll talk to the execs. But
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to hurt the Connie and I would
Speaker 1: never I would never, all right, thanks for listening everybody.
Speaker 1: If you want to get in touch, hear this in
Speaker 1: the DMS A couple of inches if you've got an
Speaker 1: is it just you of your own and will feature
Speaker 1: you on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're win a prize for that. We like
Speaker 2: to bribe your way onto the air of coues. Do
Speaker 2: you have prizes over on two girls, three purses?
Speaker 1: We will be what cat nip? It's two side little
Speaker 1: cat collars, all the bells on them.
Speaker 2: That's cute, That is cute. Did you see that Jenna
Speaker 2: decorated their studio for Halloween?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, she forgets to bring.
Speaker 2: Her laptop here. She's obviously so much more emotionally invested,
Speaker 2: like she here to Google ship for us and doesn't
Speaker 2: bring a laptop but a podcast which is audio only.
Speaker 2: She's got fucking jack O lantern dangling from the roof,
Speaker 2: fakes bied away.
Speaker 3: I'm so them from reception.
Speaker 1: Genner will walk to Hot Dollar after that podcast and
Speaker 1: spend twenty dollars of her own money, yet her four
Speaker 1: grand laptop won't be walked ten meters. Do you and
Speaker 1: Sammy I have a kideo? Yeah, that's actually funny because
Speaker 1: you could make it a kidio as well, because kitty
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, man, all right, thanks for listening, idiots. We
Speaker 1: are thought you. We'll see you next week. Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, say sick fie?
Speaker 3: Is it just me a podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast down.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 2: the end, we pretend that we're done, and then we
Speaker 2: just keep talking shit.
Speaker 1: Mitch has a.
Speaker 2: Heart out today. Sorry, then like he needs to be.
Speaker 2: That's not what I meant. City has to be done
Speaker 2: by a certain time, and that time is rapidly approaching.
Speaker 2: So we've got to keep a shortened sweet today.
Speaker 1: How did you know?
Speaker 2: I know? I just saw the fucking whipped cream in
Speaker 2: the bloody budge over on your side of the desk.
Speaker 2: I'm like, someone's going a big night.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, I don't. Ironically, I'm a meeting
Speaker 1: with the Australian Podcast Awards, so excited to an ounce
Speaker 1: I'm hosting this year. Woo. Yeah, so I could have
Speaker 1: do a Lala lad and rig the thing and make
Speaker 1: us win the big award.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you give us a shout out?
Speaker 1: Him?
Speaker 2: Mitchell Cherry Frim the award winning I am, I've got
Speaker 2: jokes written about us, don't you worry. I've I've got
Speaker 2: a gag.
Speaker 1: What sorry, I'm skip balling. So I've got to do
Speaker 1: like a ten minute intro and I want to do
Speaker 1: it like a Yeah, I gotta do like a well
Speaker 1: that's what I'm meeting about what they want from me.
Speaker 1: So this is the gag that I'm thinking. Right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna do a ten minute intro Award show style. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to go, welcome everybody. You know, Abby Chatfield's here.
Speaker 1: Everyone claps, Abby Chatfield, go, Abby Chatfield. Of course it's
Speaker 1: a lot. And then I'll go, no, nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the podcast. You're very busy as a friend, are
Speaker 1: you okay? You're doing a lot, you know, like gags.
Speaker 1: We can workshop back of course, yes, spitballing.
Speaker 2: I loved what Amanda cale I said about Abby Chatfield
Speaker 2: at the radio ward. She goes, oh, of course, the
Speaker 2: most important part of the evening is that Akris trophy.
Speaker 2: We all want to take home an Akris trophy. Abby
Speaker 2: Chatfield's trying to find where you put the batteries.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a vibrating joke. That was so well done.
Speaker 1: That was solid, That was very solid written for her?
Speaker 1: Was it by her?
Speaker 3: By me?
Speaker 2: Nah? You're just taking credit. You did not write that.
Speaker 2: What is Amanda think of your podcast?
Speaker 3: She well, she got me on the show to talk
Speaker 3: about it on her show, Amanda, you're kidding. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: did a break on it.
Speaker 2: Really her audience don't know how to listen to podcasts.
Speaker 2: You know they're all they're all geriatrics, I know, but.
Speaker 1: You know they're all in casts, leg cast, haf casts.
Speaker 1: Involved with a podcast?
Speaker 2: You ever thought about how offensive it is to refer
Speaker 2: to anyone who gets pregnant over forty a geriatric pregnancy.
Speaker 1: I'm like, so rude, as gentlemen, welcome to the stage,
Speaker 1: geriatric pregnancy.
Speaker 2: Geraldine at trick call her, Jerry, what jokes are you
Speaker 2: going to say?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go Mitchell Coombs is year. They're gonna hold
Speaker 1: up a mirror and everyone will laugh.
Speaker 2: I don't think I am going why, I haven't heard
Speaker 2: anything about it.
Speaker 1: I don't think the invites.
Speaker 3: Have been sent, right am I invited?
Speaker 1: Like I just said, I don't think the invites have
Speaker 1: been sent.
Speaker 2: Well, you've got some pull at the podcast towards for
Speaker 2: some reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how that happened.
Speaker 2: Is there a best editor category or something?
Speaker 1: Well, Jenna, you should enter that.
Speaker 2: Fuck up.
Speaker 1: I want to hear my Life Uncut joke. I'll go
Speaker 1: of course, the girls from a number one podcast in
Speaker 1: the country, Brittany Hockley and Laura Burn from Life onun
Speaker 1: Cutter here random pause, Life un Cut. Of course. I'm
Speaker 1: part of the Life un Cut family. I host the
Speaker 1: radio show with the girls on the weekend Life fund
Speaker 1: Cut radio show. And I was truly shocked to get
Speaker 1: the job with the Life Uncut crew because I'm actually circumcised.
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 2: I knew it was going to be an uncut joke
Speaker 2: if it was me Life Uncut, isn't it wonderful funny?
Speaker 1: So yes, yeah, because we have different penises yet and
Speaker 1: oh is that what my joke was for?
Speaker 2: Man explaining that to me?
Speaker 1: Different penises?
Speaker 2: So, anyway, are you gonna get general and I an invite?
Speaker 2: You've got some poll there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I have a meeting with ironically the Australian
Speaker 1: asking I'm not finished. Let me finish with the Australian
Speaker 1: podcast team in UK. They're in London. You're going to
Speaker 1: London the two of you today. It's a zoom call.
Speaker 1: But how bizarre that the Australian podcast team are based
Speaker 1: in London.
Speaker 2: Okay. The problem I'm having is that I asked you
Speaker 2: a question and then you launched into something and didn't
Speaker 2: answer it. Are you going to get invite?
Speaker 1: Yes? Because I was finishing my question, my answer.
Speaker 2: Which was there in London. Okay, great, now answer my question.
Speaker 1: If this sas Jenny, you can come. Yes.
Speaker 2: What do you mean with this sasas?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I might use my power for evil.
Speaker 2: We're having one of those days. Are we get.
Speaker 1: Invited to the Regional Podcast Awards, You'll be with ABC
Speaker 1: Cool and Gatta. Now I'll ask for you Cool and Gatda.
Speaker 1: Hardly know what cool at? Gatta? What do you say
Speaker 1: when your friend Gadder's been rude? Hey? Cool it Gatda?
Speaker 1: Oh can I bring my friend Julie to lunch? Yeah? Sure?
Speaker 1: Oh cool? Cool I a Gadder? Oh that's so stupid.
Speaker 2: Cool and Gadda in the morning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, cool and gadded. I think you might have to
Speaker 1: have a sleep AP near machine. Guys. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I have a sleep have sleep study. They think I've
Speaker 1: got sleep ap Now.
Speaker 2: Does that mean you have to wear one of those
Speaker 2: big monstrous masks.
Speaker 3: They think that really loud noise is like.
Speaker 1: No, technology has come very far. But it's a little
Speaker 1: mask with a little noise.
Speaker 2: Now, lucky Hayden, but that sounds sexy a potentially.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have a digital elephant. Well, i'm my I
Speaker 1: have a constant brain fog, I have shocking headache, I'm
Speaker 1: always tired, yawning. I mean that's quite evident to a
Speaker 1: lot of you. And they think I have to be
Speaker 1: sleep hap Now they think I'm stopping breathing during sleep anyway,
Speaker 1: So next those day.
Speaker 2: Is that what that is? Because I was like, don't
Speaker 2: you sleep well? You sleep too well that you basically die.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was essentially I sleep. I always sleep like
Speaker 1: nine hours and feel I never feel rested. And essentially
Speaker 1: sleep APNA is when you stop breathing throughout the night
Speaker 1: and it can that. Yeah, it can really hurt you.
Speaker 1: So I have next Thursday night, I've got a full
Speaker 1: sleep study. They're puting probes on me and they're testing
Speaker 1: everything to see if I've got the app.
Speaker 3: Then get a machine.
Speaker 1: I've had one before and it was okay, but people
Speaker 1: watching you sleep I couldn't handle that.
Speaker 2: No, this one's at home. This is this is the difference. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it is data. Yeah, so there's not some bit
Speaker 2: with a clipboard in the corner of your room.
Speaker 1: Interesting whipped cream? All right, it's not a box for that. No. No,
Speaker 1: you go to the clinic, they wi you up, then
Speaker 1: you drive home in it and then you press start.
Speaker 1: Then you go to bed, wake up and drop it off.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's kind of like a whole to monitor. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had to wear one of those.
Speaker 1: Through a bit.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They annoying, aren't they?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mostly forgot it was there, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: When out to Pierce and I's got all tangled, I
Speaker 2: think that the fuck's going on. That's terrific, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I've had that before that it's me on the fly.
Speaker 2: Do you exclusively sit down to piss?
Speaker 1: I've never done that in my life. What I hate
Speaker 1: standing up? Why it's it's so nice? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just love a good sit any excuse so to
Speaker 2: sit on my phone? You know, I emails.
Speaker 1: I have never in my life sat to we.
Speaker 3: Really, but it's so nice just being on your phone.
Speaker 2: You do have a choice, what do you mean, I
Speaker 2: regones she could pitch standing up?
Speaker 1: Should she try?
Speaker 3: I could try?
Speaker 2: This is how you position it.
Speaker 3: I feel like I could potentially.
Speaker 2: Speaking of sitting down though to Piers. You know, last
Speaker 2: week we were talking about like how shit it is
Speaker 2: going to the beach, yes, and like how you get
Speaker 2: sand all over here?
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 2: I was like saying, oh, that's enough to deter me
Speaker 2: from going to the beach. And then on that weekend,
Speaker 2: before the podcast even came out, I'm such a hypocrite.
Speaker 2: I went to the beach and then I later on
Speaker 2: after I left, I sat down to do a Piers
Speaker 2: and then when I stood up to a flush, there
Speaker 2: was a mountain of sand in the bottom of the
Speaker 2: toilet and I was like, how did all that sand
Speaker 2: get up my crack?
Speaker 1: Filling there? And it fell out of here? God lucky Sean.
Speaker 1: That would have been the next folly up crack it
Speaker 1: could have been. I was like, did you got a
Speaker 1: Lush and didn't get a scrub? You know, I haven't
Speaker 1: been to Lush in years.
Speaker 2: But when you thought I was talking about coffee scrub,
Speaker 2: this is way in the early days of the podcast,
Speaker 2: and you're like, isn't it for your asshole, and I
Speaker 2: was like, no.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: I use it before I shave.
Speaker 1: It's for your asshole. I still stand by it.
Speaker 2: Maybe in Hayden's world it is.
Speaker 1: Well, you can also use it for that, where you.
Speaker 2: Can use any exfoliating product for anything, but it's not
Speaker 2: for the arsehole sub for anything.
Speaker 1: My new obsession is those under eye gels, the ones
Speaker 1: that look like a little Paisley print that go on
Speaker 1: your eye, the little gelous things.
Speaker 2: The one that looks like a tear drop.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, I love them. They're so good if you produce.
Speaker 2: I never find that they do much like I take
Speaker 2: them off and I'm like, I don't see it different.
Speaker 1: Well, I was talking to a beauty therapist and she said,
Speaker 1: put them in the fridge because then the coldness they
Speaker 1: almost like freeze, cools the puffiness right down. It brings
Speaker 1: the redness and the puffiness ound.
Speaker 2: I do have one of those eye masks that you
Speaker 2: put in the fridge like a blindfold, and I take
Speaker 2: that out, whack that on, hoping that that'll stop the puffiness.
Speaker 2: But then I realized I don't have time in my
Speaker 2: day to sit there and like allocate time for depuffing
Speaker 2: and so I got a different one that has eye holes.
Speaker 2: It's called the hangover mask, and so I just put
Speaker 2: it on. It looks like Batman with the eye holes,
Speaker 2: and it's it's like what do you call it? Like
Speaker 2: a nice pack that you put on a wound and
Speaker 2: it's one of those. Pop it in the fridge and
Speaker 2: then I whack it on. Especially good when I'm hungover.
Speaker 1: That's coreat and you can walk around and drive with
Speaker 1: it even if you wanted to.
Speaker 2: I haven't needed to because I only wear it when
Speaker 2: I don't feel like driving.
Speaker 1: I'm not up to it.
Speaker 2: Like sometimes when I'm hungover, I feel like I'm metopause,
Speaker 2: like get all hot flushes, so I have to put
Speaker 2: the mask on. But if I'm just going out that night,
Speaker 2: I whack it on.
Speaker 1: It's great. Oh I love that. I want one of
Speaker 1: those too. I've got a facial roller that has water
Speaker 1: in it and then you freeze it and you literally
Speaker 1: it's like you know, I like you did fingerpaint as
Speaker 1: a kid, and there was that sponge on the roller
Speaker 1: and you'd like sponge PREBP. It's that but full of
Speaker 1: water and then it freezes and you roll your faces.
Speaker 1: It's full of water.
Speaker 2: That's clever.
Speaker 1: It's heaven. Yeah, it's probably not water, it's probably you know,
Speaker 1: some sort of poisonous qud.
Speaker 2: But do you want to give it a taste and
Speaker 2: you give a sip?
Speaker 3: Can you bring it in next week and I'll have
Speaker 3: a try.
Speaker 1: Give course the upbringing in. Yeah, well, order one, you'll
Speaker 1: have to get one. We have a full face one,
Speaker 1: a full face ice mask. What do I google to
Speaker 1: find this?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: The full one is a woman. She's a woman, and
Speaker 1: I'm let me think of it. It's call it dinnergan
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Ah, whatever, I'll just find it later. This is very boring.
Speaker 3: Freeze facial roller.
Speaker 1: That's that's the exact one that looks like my EPPI later.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got little gelballs.
Speaker 3: In it, the thing that you use on your foot.
Speaker 2: To epiped epiped ped egg pet egg epi pen with
Speaker 2: the epiped.
Speaker 1: Sorry Hayden's take covid. I spoken about that on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you didn't get it. Sounds to get a
Speaker 2: very intimate week.
Speaker 1: We didn't touch once, and even like ten days after,
Speaker 1: it's like, sho'll we kissed again? I'm like no, because
Speaker 1: imagine three years now, truly, I imagine not going to
Speaker 1: get for ten days and then fucking going at it
Speaker 1: like rabbits and then oh oh well we got it
Speaker 1: after that because it might linger totally. So so that's
Speaker 1: it really, Yeah, cool, cool, and that's that. On that
Speaker 1: well said you're watching drag Race, uk oh, Mitch Oel.
Speaker 2: I didn't have it in me to commit to a
Speaker 2: new theory. We just finished down Under.
Speaker 1: It, you know what. Yeah, I've got drag Race fatigue.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They go from show to show to season to season
Speaker 1: to Franchi had a.
Speaker 2: Little break between because like as soon it's down Under finished,
Speaker 2: it was onto the next thing, and I was like,
Speaker 2: for Fox's sake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot, it's too much. The British Queens
Speaker 1: are quite great really yeah.
Speaker 2: Like even the NRL finishes and then they have to
Speaker 2: wait till the next year, leave them wanting more. Rue
Speaker 2: It's an old show rule.
Speaker 1: It's a good point. Fuck you know what, I know,
Speaker 1: reports a big listener of the show. Hi, Rueh, Sasha
Speaker 1: away for a bit, have a break. We don't need
Speaker 1: you Sasha.
Speaker 2: Out of my face?
Speaker 1: All right, shall we go?
Speaker 2: Everybody, if you want, it's up to you.
Speaker 1: I'm watching The Watcher I've finished. You're watching The Watcher. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's great, it's okay.
Speaker 2: Can you elaborate on what it is.
Speaker 1: It's that new hit phenomenon starring Rose Burn's husband and
Speaker 1: Nick Carle Kidman. What's on Netflix. And it's based on
Speaker 1: a true story.
Speaker 3: But I do need some story. It's a bit different
Speaker 3: because I knew about the true story before, of course.
Speaker 1: Like you were quite involved. Well, Mitchell, they still haven't
Speaker 1: solved the crime.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 1: It's another basically, otherwise I should be behind this rich
Speaker 1: family move into a house and they start getting letters
Speaker 1: going We're going to kill you. Yeah, and they'd never
Speaker 1: find out who the letters are from. Well, I apologize
Speaker 1: for that. Yeah, yes, and I'm surprised I didn't hear that.
Speaker 1: It's very cool.
Speaker 3: Lovely house though.
Speaker 1: A gorgeous house. I love The Watcher, handmade's tale. I've
Speaker 1: stopped halfway through. I can't.
Speaker 2: That's still going.
Speaker 1: Oh and she's just now she's gone. She finally got
Speaker 1: out of that awful hell hole and she's like, I've
Speaker 1: got to go back, you dirt babe.
Speaker 3: I can't. I can't sit through that anymore. It's too much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you reckon, that's what she says about our podcast
Speaker 2: to San, I can't sit through that anymore. I'll help
Speaker 2: you write a letter. I'm British, I'm really good. We'll
Speaker 2: send it to it right now. We'll put pen to paper.
Speaker 3: No, a rule we have is no cat puns.
Speaker 1: We'll get that in the whisker. Yeah, Jenna, no cat pun.
Speaker 2: I want to waste that opportunity.
Speaker 1: I said, let's start a podcast. But our rule is
Speaker 1: no humor. What's the point, I guess yours is informative.
Speaker 3: No, it's opinion based on catch.
Speaker 1: Let's start a cake shop, no baking. Yeah, no cat puns? Really?
Speaker 2: What a pussy?
Speaker 3: Ha ha?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good one.
Speaker 2: That was good.
Speaker 1: You're really toy in the feline.
Speaker 3: Where did you get that from?
Speaker 1: It's just on the wall.
Speaker 2: So why are the episodes? Why are they so short?
Speaker 3: Because we were released so many?
Speaker 1: Oh? How many?
Speaker 3: Six have been released so far?
Speaker 1: Like one a week?
Speaker 3: Well, first week it was five and then this week
Speaker 3: it was one.
Speaker 1: Okay, So is it weekly or what?
Speaker 3: Yes? Weekly?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's how people can integrate it into their routine. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: five and one week. Fucking Now, I'm telling you're gonna
Speaker 2: run out if you can't even make puns. Then what's
Speaker 2: the point.
Speaker 1: We'll see who's keeping tabbies on the episode. You've got
Speaker 1: to be kitting me and send me. She's Persian. And
Speaker 1: if you need any puns and you can't sphinx of
Speaker 1: any on the spot, let me know that I can
Speaker 1: take them straight to your phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you could, that'd be perfect.
Speaker 1: And you know what, let me read over your contract
Speaker 1: because sometimes they get you these iHeart people with really
Speaker 1: intense clause and I will. That's a great for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got another one?
Speaker 1: No, no, we're done. We have to go. Everyone, We
Speaker 1: love you.
Speaker 2: Look at three.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine and forty seconds.
Speaker 2: I was trying to think of something that related to
Speaker 2: fur ball.
Speaker 1: That nothing.
Speaker 2: Really, There's so many dirty ones that I can make,
Speaker 2: but I'm like, no, I won't say that.
Speaker 1: I'm Jenna. Well that's what they say in the industry.
Speaker 1: You know, we get blue balls, but cats famously get
Speaker 1: fur balls. I think even women get blue balls.
Speaker 2: They get fall.
Speaker 1: All right, we have to go, everybody.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 2: percent better today. That's all.
Speaker 3: So we do we do?
Speaker 1: All right? Well bye, you see you next week.
Speaker 2: You see Yeah?
Speaker 3: Bye? Is it just Me, a podcast by a couple
Speaker 3: of miches.
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