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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that Bite sized Woods.

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Speaker 2: Yes, you're nervous, of course I am. You don't know

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Speaker 2: what I'm doing about on the board, that's just a blank.

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Speaker 1: It just says Will Spot, which always gives me and

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Speaker 1: generally it means you're coming for me.

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Speaker 3: I'm not coming for you.

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Speaker 4: Look in your I'm not I'm not coming for I

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Speaker 4: can't come for you.

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Speaker 3: I've got I have.

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Speaker 4: I have a little bit of audio, okay, but I

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Speaker 4: want to play you.

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Speaker 2: Sure.

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Speaker 4: Nereic Watts was in the studio with it. The other

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Speaker 4: I had a little broom cupboard that we're in.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we love Merrik, We love Merrik.

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Speaker 3: And he said this.

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Speaker 1: Spray I went to on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: He just came back with a natural glide. Is that

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Speaker 3: what happens?

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Speaker 2: It was sunny on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Spra smell me, sniff me.

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Speaker 2: He was sure it wasn't he he was very sure.

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Speaker 3: Now, I just brought this up as a joke.

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Speaker 4: When I brought this up with team Yeah, button push,

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Speaker 4: and Joel was like, there's been.

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Speaker 2: He's a very pasty.

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Speaker 3: It's a jealous glow.

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Speaker 4: There have been whispers around the office for years that

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Speaker 4: is the guy that gets us.

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Speaker 2: Seriously, is that true?

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Speaker 5: I don't want to speak on behalf of the rest

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Speaker 5: of the team that produces all that, so I can

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Speaker 5: chip him whenever they like.

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Speaker 3: Apparently I was, you know, get the middle of the winter.

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Speaker 3: This guy is bronze. You have a year round glow.

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Speaker 3: I thought I can say.

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Speaker 2: You're a front and center man. I'm sorry, take the

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Speaker 2: bullet here.

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Speaker 1: Is there a rumor around the office that I get

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Speaker 1: a spray hand?

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Speaker 4: I think sometimes you just come in with fluctuating tones.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you're a bit darker for no real reason. He's

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Speaker 3: got glow, he's got a glowing winter. He's winter.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't you just assume that I've been in the sun

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Speaker 1: on that particular day.

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Speaker 3: As much as has been in Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is the confusing thing about Merrek bringing up

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Speaker 1: that spray town. We've been filming Ninja Warrior. We had

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Speaker 1: been sleeping all day. Because you work.

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Speaker 3: All mate, and you're glory. You can when I've.

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Speaker 2: Had time to get a spray tear.

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Speaker 3: You can see one plus one echles too.

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Speaker 5: Can I throw our amazing visual producer Kate, who might

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Speaker 5: have mentioned she has to certain photos and videos because

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Speaker 5: he looks so what Kate, what was your word?

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Speaker 3: Orange? Orange?

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Speaker 1: I look orange outside?

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Speaker 2: So when do I not look orange?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm trying orange.

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Speaker 4: You've got a year round, but it just said that

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Speaker 4: I fluctuate, yeah, from orange to more orange.

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Speaker 3: Orange orange to blood orange.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Look, personally, I said to the team, he might

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Speaker 4: have had a spray town because where we're doing Ninja Warrior,

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Speaker 4: as you said at the moment, and you haven't seen

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Speaker 4: your girlfriend Mimi for.

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Speaker 3: A long time.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, very true.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I was like, you know, maybe he's just an adult

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Speaker 4: in a spray cand getting ready to see his partner.

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Speaker 1: But also, I mean, I have to be getting enough

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Speaker 1: after not sleeping or not. I have to be getting

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Speaker 1: up early going to get a sprays hand. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: go to do. I wouldn't put it past you. It

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Speaker 1: is all I'm saying. It's like a porpoise from the

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Speaker 4: I never know where Thames yours are speaking of.

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Speaker 2: Yes, physic yourself, it's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: I left my shaver in Sydney and I had a

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Speaker 1: moment last night because I'm currently in the same city

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Speaker 1: as my partner, and I apologized to her beforehand, and

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Speaker 1: I was like I'm so sorry. What did she say

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Speaker 1: it's unkempt, she said, well, in my eyes, in my eyes,

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Speaker 1: it was just I was like, oh, it's a jungle

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Speaker 2: You know this never she was she.

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Speaker 1: Was your old boy, and I was like, this will

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Speaker 3: She was happy with that.

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Speaker 2: Ship down there, a little bit of grass on the.

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Speaker 3: Six five.

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Speaker 4: Is there a point where you can stop physically prepping

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Speaker 4: before you see your partner or do you still do

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Speaker 4: it when you've had a bit of time apart?

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Speaker 3: Do you have to as an adult? Was staring at

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Speaker 3: the color of his heads's been flagged. It has been flaged.

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Speaker 4: Look, we had Merrick Watts in the studio the other

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Speaker 4: day and he was he said this about you have

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Speaker 4: you have a spray t had spray You haven't had

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Speaker 4: a spray t Look, it's spray tan.

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Speaker 2: Smelled me sniffy.

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Speaker 3: He would spray tent.

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Speaker 2: He's got a year round ten not like you, mate.

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Speaker 2: I think he was on.

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Speaker 3: If I put you in a dark room, I'd be

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Speaker 3: able to find my way around. Now.

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Speaker 4: Look, you've got to You've you've got a year round.

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Speaker 4: And there's a few whispers around the office that look,

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Speaker 4: I didn't know this.

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Speaker 3: I actually genuinely didn't.

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Speaker 4: Ye had a spray tan. Yeah, a button bush of

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Speaker 4: Joel suggested.

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Speaker 5: That I thought he was on those injections you can

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Speaker 5: get where like you're ten naturally, James James in Jackson,

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Speaker 5: I'm scared of need, so sure they do it in

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Speaker 5: pill form. I can see you putting your face cream on,

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Speaker 5: and then I do put face creams on. I put

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Speaker 5: a sermon. So it's an all around body But it's

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Speaker 5: a body thing, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I think it's because it'd a been a while since

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Speaker 4: you've seen your partner. Mim, you've got a spray tan,

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Speaker 4: which which look, that's definitely something that that that people do.

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Speaker 4: They physically prep themselves to see their partners. But I'd

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Speaker 4: like to think it's something that you know, it sort

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Speaker 4: of finishes up as you get over the.

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Speaker 3: Age of thirty. But that's the question for everyone.

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Speaker 4: Do you physically prep yourself for seeing your partner if

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Speaker 4: you haven't seen them in a while.

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Speaker 3: I've gotten a dean who's called Gooding a dean.

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Speaker 6: Hi, guys, I'm going good You're your.

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Speaker 3: Partner used to do something when you were first dating?

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, you would wear nice cologne, wearing superior jocks

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Speaker 6: like Calvin Krime.

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Speaker 4: The superior jobs you've got, you put on your one

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Speaker 4: pair of Calvin, your older brother.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, now like fast thought, four years, I'll be

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Speaker 6: lucky to get anything from Boddy Cole's or like anything

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Speaker 6: that doesn't have a hole in it or that's hanging

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's it's given. Get comfortable.

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Speaker 4: I think the bad jocks is probably a sign that this,

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Speaker 4: you know, the sexiness in your relationships gone yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you've been going there for a while.

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Speaker 3: You've been going out there for a while.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Good jocks is like that's an effort really because they're expensive.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think as well, when you're longer into

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Speaker 1: a relationship, you just get nude so much faster, don't you.

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Speaker 3: We've got Lisa who's called on thirty Lisa.

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Speaker 2: Hi. Guys.

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Speaker 6: Firstly, Woody, you can just admit that you get sprays hands.

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Speaker 6: My boyfriend gets it all the time.

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Speaker 3: That comes out.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not embarrassed at all talking about my you know,

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Speaker 1: skincare etctera and stuff like that. If I had a spraytown,

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Speaker 1: I would one hundred percent to you if I did,

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Speaker 1: I'm more concerned that I've got carried poisoning. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: am genuinely worried now, like you know my hypochondriact. Will

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Speaker 1: we'll calling a doctor immediately.

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Speaker 3: Problem Well, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: We'll put a photo up of Woods on our Instagram

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Speaker 4: looking is he's most radiant and people can decide whether

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Speaker 4: or not it's a spray town online. But Lisa, what

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Speaker 4: did your partner do early days in your relationship?

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Speaker 3: Physical prepping? And again we are talking about blokes here.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a bit of a given that women

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Speaker 3: prep themselves.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's a given.

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Speaker 4: It was pretty much always a bit of maintenance that

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Speaker 4: goes on there in some respect, was certainly women that

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Speaker 4: I've been with in the past. I'm not saying that's

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Speaker 4: an obligation, but that's that's my experience. Lisa, your partner, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: he might as well be a woman in this department.

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Speaker 6: He does a lot of preparation. But he admitted to

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Speaker 6: me recently that in the first six months that we

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Speaker 6: were dating, he used to do push ups and sit

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Speaker 6: ups before each date.

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Speaker 1: Ah, I've been there before, not before the date for mine.

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Speaker 1: But if I ever am left in the bedroom. I'm

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Speaker 1: just going to put on saying more comfortable. Then I'm like, yeah, whatever,

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Speaker 1: take your time, and I'm just quick pump, quick pump,

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Speaker 1: and then have that like lying down the beding of

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Speaker 1: it a slight puff going on.

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Speaker 4: I just want to wind back to the moment where

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Speaker 4: you're in a Bond movie and a woman turns to

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Speaker 4: you and says, excuse me while I slip on something

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Speaker 4: more comfortable.

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Speaker 2: Excuse to go to the toileight.

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Speaker 3: It just comes out very like some silky niji.

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Speaker 2: You sha can get that.

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Speaker 4: Let me put on something more comfortable and then you

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Speaker 4: jump on the bed and it spins around as ol

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Finn on thirday one. Hey Finn, bit

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Speaker 3: of prep before you see your partner made you still?

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Speaker 3: Are you still doing it?

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Speaker 6: Just a little bit, you know. I like to take

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Speaker 6: the hair clippers to the chest and just sort of

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Speaker 3: What about spray tan?

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Speaker 4: Fin?

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Speaker 3: What are you walking about that one.

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Speaker 6: Tailed the spray tan? If I spray tan, everyone knows

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Speaker 6: straight away and look at me, and you're like that

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Speaker 6: guy looks like a carrot speaking.

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Speaker 3: You get back to carrots, so seek.

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Speaker 4: I need a doctor mate, you said to hear from

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Speaker 4: the tanning cell on that you're sneaking out to daily.

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Speaker 3: That's what we need to hear from.

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Speaker 2: I'll show you my banking details. I don't know what else.

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Speaker 4: You obviously pay cash, paying cash, it's obviously all the books.

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Speaker 3: You got some fucking rocks up to your room in

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Speaker 3: the middle of the night. No one knows about it.

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Speaker 3: You've been doing it for years now. I know about it.

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Speaker 1: Have I always had orange about me? Because you've known

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Speaker 1: me since school? When did I turn orange?

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Speaker 3: You've always had a bit of a glow?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: And then this is an argument against the spray to

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Speaker 2: any thing.

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Speaker 3: Not at all.

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