WEBVTT - Library Brawls & Finding Your Dad-Tribe

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, that's better.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what was in that ice coffee, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm off my face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't really feel the effects of caffeine like

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<v Speaker 1>you do. I drink it for comfort. I could have

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<v Speaker 1>a coffee and go to sleep.

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I am an enigma? My friend always been like that.

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<v Speaker 2>What's a red bull do to you?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing? I do have high blood pressure.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to two doting dads.

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<v Speaker 1>I am Maddie Jay and I'm Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast all about parenting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the good, the bad, and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>And as always, for legal reasons, we have to say this.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've come for any kind of advice, stop right now,

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<v Speaker 2>because none will be given whatsoever.

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<v Speaker 1>None, zilch at all. We think.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if people do listen to us, I wonder

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<v Speaker 2>if there is anyone else there who's going, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>really need a hand with my sleep routine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd be like the worst parent ever.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, guys, I keep doing what you're telling me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not working.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say, though, I know you talk about

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<v Speaker 2>your kids sometimes, like you know you're a bit frustrated

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<v Speaker 2>at times with your kids. It can sometimes you can

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<v Speaker 2>take that tone. Can I just say it was so

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<v Speaker 2>lovely to see you yesterday with Macy, Like you're just

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<v Speaker 2>a big soft.

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<v Speaker 1>Big softy with Macy pretty hard on Oscar.

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<v Speaker 2>You were just it was lovely to see.

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<v Speaker 1>She's great and she just's cheeky little ship.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm to be good she is.

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<v Speaker 3>I am a good dad. I have to justify it.

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<v Speaker 3>But she's cheeky.

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<v Speaker 1>She's at the age where she's so she's like just

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<v Speaker 1>about to turn two. Like she's a sweetheart. She's got

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<v Speaker 1>me wrapped around her finger. But she's a cheeky little

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<v Speaker 1>ship because she'll do something, look back and smile like

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<v Speaker 1>she knows she's done the wrong thing. And I'll be like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that, and she knows that I can't get angry.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think that's the second child or is that because.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the girl thing?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I remember with Marley. I used to be

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<v Speaker 2>able to say, they put that down, ready one as.

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<v Speaker 1>You go, okay, what age?

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<v Speaker 2>See my memory plays tricks on me. I think, like

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<v Speaker 2>Marley's four and a half, Lola's two and a half.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear when Marley was Lola's age, I could say

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<v Speaker 2>stop and she would stop what she's doing so don't

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<v Speaker 2>pick that up and she'd listen, whereas Lola looks at

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<v Speaker 2>me and she doesn't say it, but I know she's

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<v Speaker 2>thinking it, going fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, She's like, I don't know who the fuck are

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<v Speaker 1>you think you're talking to. I'm in charge here. I

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<v Speaker 1>think like it might be second kid, because I know

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<v Speaker 1>Oscar at that age was way more vocal. Macy's like

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<v Speaker 1>a mute you know, she'll talk to me or when

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<v Speaker 1>it's just me and her, like she's really like shatty,

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<v Speaker 1>why But she's so quiet, and Oscar kind of like Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>The vocab is really good, so good so that I

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<v Speaker 1>remember a while ago Oscar was using April's phone and

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, oh, the pink code? Is this all right?

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<v Speaker 1>It's just four numbers? And then for months afterwards, he

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<v Speaker 1>was just walking around everywhere saying the pin code, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like to April, Oscar knows the pink code

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<v Speaker 1>to your phone, which happens to be the pink code

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<v Speaker 1>for a lot of other things.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep that ship under that.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's just walking around and it's kind of like

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<v Speaker 1>rhymes and he's like, but there's no way makes you

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<v Speaker 1>be able to do.

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<v Speaker 2>That I'm trying to think about the pink code.

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<v Speaker 1>Is I told you before? I remember and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I to tell you that there's a

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<v Speaker 1>story about that. Yeah, So he even now he'll just

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<v Speaker 1>be like and like rattle off the pin code, just

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<v Speaker 1>in public, so someone gets told of April's phone, just

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<v Speaker 1>ask for the picure.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, before we get into this episode, I saw something

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<v Speaker 2>Ash on social media that made me think of you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, wasn't me. It makes me think of Ash. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just a picture of Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>TikTok knows. It knows that we we know each other.

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<v Speaker 2>It knows, and it knows that I will watch your

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<v Speaker 2>videos from start to finish, Like the algorithm is designed perfectly.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to watch it start to finish and then

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<v Speaker 1>the start again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then it's like it's like, oh I like this, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to see the start again, Ash. Whenever

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<v Speaker 2>your video pops up, I will always honor a full view, always,

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<v Speaker 2>regardless of what the content.

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<v Speaker 1>I skip straight over your.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you only watch videos that are like seven seconds long.

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<v Speaker 1>That's as long as I've got up, man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Whereas I I like to get comfy when i'm

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<v Speaker 2>in of alltex. Yeah, video pops up and I thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder, I wonder how I would go with Ash.

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<v Speaker 2>It was based on how well do you know your boyfriend?

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<v Speaker 2>And like, obviously obviously we're not dating.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I see you more than Laura does.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't fucked. No, it may happen. Christmas party is.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to be a very quiet Christmas right, just the

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<v Speaker 3>two of me.

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<v Speaker 1>They always say if people get rowdy, we don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a HR department either, so I'm HR. Anything goes, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna beet creepy. So so you don't want a pose.

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<v Speaker 1>You have the nozzle, boats and hose.

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<v Speaker 2>There's different settings. There's a few. There's like like the misty.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang a minute, we're talking nineties hose. Are we're talking

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<v Speaker 1>like modern day hose. Nineties hose. It was just twisted

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<v Speaker 1>and then it turns off or you got your twisted

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<v Speaker 1>the other way, and it's like, yeah, yeah, this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this is modern day home Click seven settings. This

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<v Speaker 2>is like a grade brand new, top tier dad stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to show you what the settings are and

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<v Speaker 2>we'll put this video on social media so people can

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<v Speaker 2>try and guess. I think I know what I think

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<v Speaker 2>I know I know. I think I know what setting

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<v Speaker 2>you'll be.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I haven't watched through.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what he's laughing at what you are

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<v Speaker 2>watching the.

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<v Speaker 3>I just knew what I was straight away.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay in the wall let me do.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to go get watched the second time? Don't

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<v Speaker 2>rush into it? Yeah, do you reckon? I'll get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I reckon, You'll get it easy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, Like I wonder you're the Soca are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I was like as soon as I saw that,

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, yep, that's me.

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<v Speaker 1>So are you going to do you You've already watched

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<v Speaker 1>the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've got my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>You're the fucking jet.

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<v Speaker 2>When I watch, I think of how you would ejaculate.

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<v Speaker 1>Totally. That's me.

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<v Speaker 2>Socha thoughts and prayers with April.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember one time you told me that before. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess just one time that you did tell me that.

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<v Speaker 1>One time you're pissing and your jap so I was

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<v Speaker 1>stuck together and the other one yet it pissed out.

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<v Speaker 1>So are you that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one's that one?

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<v Speaker 3>That one?

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<v Speaker 2>Who the hell is center? What the people wondering center is?

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<v Speaker 2>Number six? No? I'm not a center who no one

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<v Speaker 2>uses center?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you the jet? You would be?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm the shower show me, I'm the shower number two,

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<v Speaker 2>number two.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know you as well though, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know the story about you Jap. So I getting stuck

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<v Speaker 1>together and you have your weed out the side of it.

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<v Speaker 2>The jets too hard? The jets too hard. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>with the jet, Yeah, the jet, no one wants that

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<v Speaker 2>you never you're not really using jet? Who's using jets

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<v Speaker 2>too aggressive?

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<v Speaker 1>Look? I start with a soaka, and then because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a squirter, it turns into the old jets. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's a good game.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I'm glad you got mine, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get yours.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't surprise me. Only one of us is truly

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<v Speaker 2>invested in this relationship. I have a question for you

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<v Speaker 2>as well. Have you ever been in a situation where

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<v Speaker 2>you've had to not reprimand but like step in and

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<v Speaker 2>take control of the situation with another toddler that's not yours?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so like another.

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<v Speaker 2>Not so much being naughty, but you know what it's like?

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<v Speaker 2>Sharing is is really hard with toddlers?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, definitely, Like it's an awkward situation. I mean, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got stories of reprimanding kids in public, but that's different.

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<v Speaker 1>Give me an example. So lately, no one wants to

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<v Speaker 1>know about me reprimanding children.

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<v Speaker 2>Lately, I've been going to the library, the Willara Library.

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<v Speaker 1>That's great, take a bunch of noisy kids to a

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<v Speaker 1>really quiet place.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a great section there on the back corner where

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<v Speaker 2>it's for kids. There's a slide. It's a huge slide

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<v Speaker 2>in the library, only open.

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<v Speaker 1>To the kids going on the slide.

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<v Speaker 2>And this old ways Like, I honestly feel sorry for

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<v Speaker 2>anyone who's gone in there to work and then the

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<v Speaker 2>kids are just running up.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 2>It's designed to be like a play area. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>quiet area of the library, but where the kids are there's.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the opposite of that being bags.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an interactive screen where kids can play and draw

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<v Speaker 2>and color and it's great. Kids love it. Marley and

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<v Speaker 2>Lola all for it.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's the quiet section and the kids section, Dad

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<v Speaker 1>section where it's a pub. It's all these different sections

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<v Speaker 1>in the library.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish there's no drinks in the library. Come on, actually,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I know it's a shame, but we were

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<v Speaker 2>there the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>What will make libraries better? Go on Beers Library, just

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<v Speaker 1>saying I just thought i'd had that in there because

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<v Speaker 1>there should be.

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<v Speaker 2>Will Aarra library. If you're listening, just an idea, be

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<v Speaker 2>it just esci.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a donation and all the money goes to books.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine taking kids to the library and you're there in

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<v Speaker 2>the corner mashed.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you guys want to be Do you guys want

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<v Speaker 1>to how many books you got there?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold your dad up?

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<v Speaker 2>We were waiting patiently to have a crack at the

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<v Speaker 2>interactive screen. There were two toddlers.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like a touch screen?

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<v Speaker 2>Touch screen? Yeah, like a big plasma and you can

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<v Speaker 2>then we don't have them over there in the swamp.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your library?

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<v Speaker 1>Just like a bunch of books, black and white, TV,

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<v Speaker 1>black and white books, no colored covers over there?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen the library.

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<v Speaker 1>On Shawshank Redemption, That's what our library look like.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, don't mean to rub it in, you will, but anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>the hoverboards were broken at the very good So the

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<v Speaker 2>kids are waiting patiently for the interactive screen. I was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of you know, I was watching them. I tried

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<v Speaker 2>to let the kids figure it out and after a while,

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<v Speaker 2>like after five minutes, kids were still there. Parents also

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<v Speaker 2>know where to be seen. So I go over and

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<v Speaker 2>I speak to the two kids, the toddlers, who they're

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<v Speaker 2>not my kids. I say, hey, look, you've had a

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<v Speaker 2>really long ago.

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<v Speaker 1>With you, like fun time uncle Maddie.

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<v Speaker 3>Listeners came in.

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<v Speaker 2>I grabbed it by the shirt. You've had enough, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, look, do you think you could have just

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<v Speaker 2>one more minute and then Marley and Lola can have

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<v Speaker 2>a quick turn. She looked at me and was like nah, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>just She's like I'm coloring in And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you are. You've had a really long turn.

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<v Speaker 2>And also keeping in mind she was there for a

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<v Speaker 2>while before Marley and Laula were waiting in line, she

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<v Speaker 2>was just like flat out, like Noah. She was telling

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<v Speaker 2>me to fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Off pretty much in the total way yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>As a four year old. Effectively, she was giving me

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<v Speaker 2>the finger and telling me to beat it o.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, I was like, I get it, I get it, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So then I was like trying and I also didn't

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<v Speaker 2>raise my voice, but I was trying to say it

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<v Speaker 2>a bit louder to hope that the mum or dad

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<v Speaker 2>would listen and be like, oh, it's okay. But I

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<v Speaker 2>was saying, listen, come on, you've had a big turn.

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<v Speaker 1>Share it with the other kids, you little shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and nothing, nothing, And Marley and Laula were

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<v Speaker 2>looking at me like dad fucking sorted out?

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<v Speaker 1>Dad a little bitch? So what do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>What do I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Here? What do I do? And I was like, I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't touch this kid before you tell me what

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<v Speaker 1>you did? Would you like to know what I would do?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely after you tell me what were you?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this Ash? She's got the eski with the beers

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<v Speaker 2>in the library.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just what Ash would do. Not necessarily, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the right thing. I'm not saying that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, tell me, please, I'd love to bear thoughts where.

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<v Speaker 1>My mind goes. This is where my mind goes. You've

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<v Speaker 1>got two kids, parents are nowhere to be seen. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the perfect opportunity for a little bit, he said, She said,

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<v Speaker 1>with the two kids, because you could easily go listen here,

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<v Speaker 1>you little shit. Yes, get off, it's someone else's fucking turn. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let them take off, go on to their moms crying,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the mom comes back.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just go You don't have to say if.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I mean, just be like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you've had enough, it's someone else's turn. Beat it very aggressive, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's a perfect opportunity for them to go get

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<v Speaker 1>their parents. And if their parents come and go no,

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<v Speaker 1>I just asked them really nicely if it was okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if my daughter's had a turn, and they were so

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<v Speaker 1>good about it they gave it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying, gaslight, That's what I would have done,

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<v Speaker 1>because like, honestly, it's not going to be a life

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<v Speaker 1>teaching or life learning moment. It's very much like you've

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<v Speaker 1>had your turn. I've been nice about it. You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to tell me no, I'm gonna say, hey, share it

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<v Speaker 1>or get lost.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have that in me.

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<v Speaker 1>And if they go, oh, uncle Mandy told me to

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<v Speaker 1>get lost, no, I said one more minute. And you

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<v Speaker 1>did the right thing and you shared it with the

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<v Speaker 1>other kids and be like such a good little boy

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<v Speaker 1>or good little girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Just manipulation.

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<v Speaker 2>I can see why you would take that route. I

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<v Speaker 2>just I don't know. I don't know. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>they would have to be naughty for me to justify

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<v Speaker 2>like obviously not being.

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<v Speaker 1>A maybe I was a bit aggressive. Yeah, you can

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<v Speaker 1>easily sternly be like share it or go away.

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<v Speaker 2>I was at the crossroads where I was like, where

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<v Speaker 2>do I take this? Yeah, you've not been faced with

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<v Speaker 2>this situation before. I don't know what to do. Marley

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<v Speaker 2>and Lola were like, my dad's now being piss week

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, I I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I was snatched it. You turned it off.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I think you've had enough time on the screen.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on and thankfully, well I didn't know at first.

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<v Speaker 2>The mum came running in and I was like, what's

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<v Speaker 2>the house and Mum'm going to take this because sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>the parents don't like it when their kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Is my kid would never do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he fucking did, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's why I was like, am I going to

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<v Speaker 2>have an argument with the mum? Here? Is this all

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<v Speaker 2>going to kick off?

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>All over. You know, it's kicked off before with me

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<v Speaker 2>in the park with others and the last thing I

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<v Speaker 2>want to do, actually last thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I get all the shit like I'm the aggressive one

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<v Speaker 1>when you're the one kicking off with people in the park.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm nothing but an angel, except I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>end up having a brawl in the library. That's not

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<v Speaker 2>why I came.

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<v Speaker 1>It would any news is good news, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 2>And luckily the mom was like, I am so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets it from his dad, but it's so hard. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I talked to Big Talk, honestly, I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love to see you in public.

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<v Speaker 1>You've heard of stories that I've told you before where

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<v Speaker 1>I have reprimanded kids before. I'm not proud of it, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like you've done that when a kid has

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<v Speaker 2>actually been really naughty, like misbehaving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like not.

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<v Speaker 2>Sharing is on the scale of like being really naughty.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe I was a bit harsh. Okay, those aren't

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<v Speaker 1>going to come at me about what I said earlier

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<v Speaker 1>about that's terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>That's fine as well.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was probably harsh that first glance. So yeah, look,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you did the right thing. You just you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't escalate.

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<v Speaker 3>Like your approach, my approach a.

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<v Speaker 1>Little bit more aggressive, where I would have been, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>what I really would have said is we want to

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<v Speaker 1>play with kids who share.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's kind of where I was getting at. But

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<v Speaker 1>I like my aggressive approach is if that were being

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<v Speaker 1>more if she was like, no, it's mine, like being

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<v Speaker 1>a little shit. But she's like, no, I'm having a turn. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we all want to play with kids who share.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what do you record?

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<v Speaker 1>I but your mummy and daddy want you to share too,

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<v Speaker 1>manipulate them that. Yay, Okay, you're gonna remember matt in

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<v Speaker 1>nearly forty. Therefore I'm thirty six. I know, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>but therefore.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're weak and pathetic. I'm the dominic spirit, the

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<v Speaker 2>dominant one here.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll show us.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what Lola and Marley were like.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I'm banned from the library.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Marley and Loa that a little bit. I was

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<v Speaker 1>just telling you earlier on in this episode about Oscar

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<v Speaker 1>and the pin coat. Anyway, so I overheard the other

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<v Speaker 1>day in April trying to explain to Oscar emergency calls

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<v Speaker 1>triple zero, that sort of situation. Yeah, right, So on

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<v Speaker 1>the iPhone, obviously, if you hold two buttons down, it

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<v Speaker 1>gives it the option to call the emergency immediately. So

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<v Speaker 1>she was kind of like, if there's trouble, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if there's trouble, or if mummy and daddy in trouble,

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<v Speaker 1>or there's a fire or like there's a urgency, then

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<v Speaker 1>this is what you would do, and you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>was getting it just great if there's a fire or

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<v Speaker 1>an emergency, a medical emergency, someone's really injured. And was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so do you understand. He's like, yeah, so if Macey

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<v Speaker 1>takes one of my toys and I was like, oh no, no, god,

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, and April was like no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's a good sign that he's understanding.

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<v Speaker 3>Kind of yeah. Yeah, And he was like, who would

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<v Speaker 3>you call?

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<v Speaker 1>And he's like, no, doctors. He was like, what is

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<v Speaker 1>like doctors not to answer that phone?

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<v Speaker 3>It's like why.

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<v Speaker 1>He just couldn't explain why doctors won't enswer the phone.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he was like, so if I need a

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<v Speaker 1>band aid, I was like, oh my god, this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to end. So thankfully he can't push the two

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<v Speaker 1>buttons together at the same time because he's only four

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<v Speaker 1>and his brain doesn't work that way. He's like, but

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<v Speaker 1>if he could, he would have called emergency like ten times,

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<v Speaker 1>which heasy to ask you the question have you ever explained?

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<v Speaker 1>And like what maybe, what's the appropriate age? I think

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<v Speaker 1>April jumped the aren't a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a little it's a little bit early.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little bit early, although like I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>how we spoke about it, but the idea of.

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<v Speaker 1>Death, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>So we haven't really had that conversation. I think we

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<v Speaker 2>try and tell her, try and tell the kids, like

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<v Speaker 2>where they live, the address, the street address. They kind

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<v Speaker 2>of get.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want an oscar situation where he memorizes that

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<v Speaker 1>he's just walking around the streets.

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<v Speaker 2>We have sometimes I've like done a little test when

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<v Speaker 2>I've been driving home from daycare to be like I

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<v Speaker 2>wonder if Marley knows the way home and I've told

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<v Speaker 2>her like you can like let me know I've left

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<v Speaker 2>or right, and she we fucking ended up in Penrith.

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<v Speaker 2>So Marley's she's not very cluede on just yet. So

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's too soon. It's too soon to try

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<v Speaker 2>and tell her about like emergencies and like triple zero.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, even like the other day, dude, Marley got

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<v Speaker 2>some dirt in her eye at daycare. Right, she's very articulate.

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<v Speaker 2>We can have a conversation, but they had to call

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<v Speaker 2>me to say, your kids got dirt in their eyes.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, give me that phone, I'll explain to him.

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<v Speaker 2>So the staff member was like, hey, Marley wants to

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<v Speaker 2>have a few words, and I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, like, like final words.

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<v Speaker 3>He was such a good dad.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like hey Marley and she was like hey.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, did you get something in your eye?

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<v Speaker 2>And She's like yeah. I was like, come on, Like

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<v Speaker 2>kids on the phone, they just lose the ability to

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<v Speaker 2>have any kind of conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because it's like it's doing two things at once.

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<v Speaker 1>It's holding the phone up and talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Like, heaven forbid if there is an emergency at

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<v Speaker 2>home and we're relying on Marley to call and trip

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<v Speaker 2>Z THERER.

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<v Speaker 3>What'ts your emergency?

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<v Speaker 2>Hi?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there an emergency?

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<v Speaker 2>I ate an apple?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, got in my eye?

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<v Speaker 2>Where all screwed? Where screwed?

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<v Speaker 1>It is too early? I thought that too, And I

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<v Speaker 1>had a chuckle because I was in the other room

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<v Speaker 1>and she was explaining it to him, and I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as she started explaining it, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>This would be good.

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<v Speaker 1>This good.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess it. It's the foundation of Macy.

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<v Speaker 1>Steals, one of my toys. Do I call the police?

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<v Speaker 2>Police knocking on your door? I know? So I did

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<v Speaker 2>the conversation that I had with Marley which I now,

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<v Speaker 2>in hindsight no, was a really stupid one to have

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<v Speaker 2>was And this is off the back of rip. My

0:20:18.359 --> 0:20:22.880
<v Speaker 2>brother's dog passed away, very sad and we had some

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<v Speaker 2>photos and some videos of Rex, who was now no

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<v Speaker 2>longer with us, my brother's dog, and we were a

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<v Speaker 2>bit upset, and Marley was trying to understand, like why

0:20:30.080 --> 0:20:32.280
<v Speaker 2>you're upset, my well, because the dog has passed away.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said to Marley, like, everyone gets old and

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<v Speaker 2>people will die. They're no longer with us.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know why, you know, Like, I mean, look,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>With a look on her face, I was like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>even daddy's going to die.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no. I used to always think when I was

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, what are they going to do with all

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<v Speaker 1>my stuff? And I remember I had a PlayStation one

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<v Speaker 1>at the time, and I was like, who's going to

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<v Speaker 1>get Who's.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to get my PlayStation?

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<v Speaker 1>What are they going to do with it? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>is there she'll forget in like she won't. Yeah. Osca

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't said anything about the emergency course since.

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<v Speaker 3>I've definitely seen him try the.

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<v Speaker 1>Two button thing on the iPhone, because you do that

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<v Speaker 1>for long enough ago when what is it when you call?

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't have the quarter.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not the triple zero. It's the one one too

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<v Speaker 2>emergency call, isn't it? Where does that go?

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<v Speaker 1>Is one one too?

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<v Speaker 2>That's like, that's the emergency call that's thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Three years old and I'm just learning what one one too?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you not know? April is telling emergency?

0:21:33.880 --> 0:21:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Police, emergency, laundry emergency.

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<v Speaker 2>April is telling you guys about the emergency, and you

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<v Speaker 2>and Oscar sitting there be like, oh wow, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was secretly out of the room going oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm learning that we desided repair or repair.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know what we do. We don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Because Matthew, it is time for Budgie Smuggler's Most Ordinary

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<v Speaker 1>Parent it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a great submission here, Ash, which I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think it's going to be the winner. So to Caitlin

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<v Speaker 2>who submitted this one, I'm sorry it was good not

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<v Speaker 2>good enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Pipped at the Pope. We'll see. I don't know, could

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<v Speaker 1>you be persuaded?

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<v Speaker 2>You haven't told me what yours is, but you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a very big glint in your eye. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>you've got a good one. So no pressure. I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>heard it. So my one is from Caitlyn. Shout out

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<v Speaker 2>to Kaitlyn. My husband has taught up two and a

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<v Speaker 2>half year old to get him a beer from the

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<v Speaker 2>garage fridge.

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<v Speaker 1>That's quality.

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<v Speaker 2>Should I say she isn't quite up to pouring mama

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<v Speaker 2>a glass of wine? Maybe next year.

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<v Speaker 3>That of look honestly not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Howard's macy two. Imagine if she in six months time,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think she would be enough to get you

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<v Speaker 2>a beer from the fritze?

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<v Speaker 1>She did do this, Okay. When we were in Bali,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a beer side of pool was a can.

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<v Speaker 1>She picked it up, walked it was a little shallow pool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>for those of you not watching, it's like deep deep. Yes,

0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:18.879
<v Speaker 1>it's tiny. Yeah, grabs it, walks it over to me,

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<v Speaker 1>gives it to me. I had a sip and I

0:23:21.280 --> 0:23:23.520
<v Speaker 1>was like being a cheeky bugger, gave it back, She

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<v Speaker 1>walked it back. Ordinary parents.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good.

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<v Speaker 1>That is good. So I do like, I don't mind that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>It's impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>Impressive also like my kids impressive parenting. If you ask me,

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<v Speaker 2>my kids they like no chance, even if it's taking

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<v Speaker 2>a bowl of cereal that has like a droplet of

0:23:42.880 --> 0:23:46.480
<v Speaker 2>milk and the wheatbits sink like that. Shit's going everywhere.

0:23:46.680 --> 0:23:49.320
<v Speaker 1>I've caught Masie. She'll actually put like a leftover host

0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:51.359
<v Speaker 1>in the bin like there, right, it's one of those.

0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:54.080
<v Speaker 2>She can't talk, but she's very domesticated.

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<v Speaker 1>But so it was yesterday she had a bowl and

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<v Speaker 1>an old bowl of cereal, but the cereal like dried up,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, does that? She walked over to the bin

0:24:02.600 --> 0:24:05.440
<v Speaker 1>and like tipped it out into the bin. I was like, oh,

0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:06.959
<v Speaker 1>that's good. And then she just took a look at

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<v Speaker 1>me and just put the bowl over the bin and

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<v Speaker 1>went and dropped the ball straight in the bottom of

0:24:10.600 --> 0:24:10.760
<v Speaker 1>the bin.

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<v Speaker 2>Get rid of it.

0:24:12.480 --> 0:24:13.560
<v Speaker 3>It's one of the good balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I think I have this week's winner, but look,

0:24:18.000 --> 0:24:21.280
<v Speaker 1>hit me, you be the judge. So this ordinary parent

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<v Speaker 1>message comes from someone by the name of Flick. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what their real name is, might be their nickname

0:24:28.600 --> 0:24:32.400
<v Speaker 1>like for Felicity, or maybe her name's Flick. My three

0:24:32.480 --> 0:24:35.520
<v Speaker 1>year old has a library at Kinder. Every Thursday, he

0:24:35.600 --> 0:24:39.000
<v Speaker 1>always packs his book inside the library bag himself to return.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even check because he always does it later

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<v Speaker 1>that day. I received a call from child care. I

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<v Speaker 1>was thinking, which one has fallen over or has a temperature? Nope,

0:24:49.960 --> 0:24:52.440
<v Speaker 1>it was the kinder teacher saying that he had packed

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<v Speaker 1>a porn magazine in his library bag and presented it

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<v Speaker 1>to the cla and even said this one's mummy who

0:25:03.760 --> 0:25:06.920
<v Speaker 1>still has porn bags and flicks Like, for the record,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, damn.

0:25:12.720 --> 0:25:14.560
<v Speaker 2>Going, how is that playboy?

0:25:14.680 --> 0:25:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wonder how the kid explained why the pages

0:25:17.680 --> 0:25:22.080
<v Speaker 1>are stuck together so that I believe is our winner

0:25:22.119 --> 0:25:23.680
<v Speaker 1>this week. That's great.

0:25:23.840 --> 0:25:26.040
<v Speaker 2>That's what you get for using magazine.

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.720
<v Speaker 1>Still, that's what you get for trusting your kid with anything,

0:25:29.080 --> 0:25:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Like I don't even have to check. He's such a

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<v Speaker 1>good boy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's at school, deal and porn out to the other three.

0:25:34.400 --> 0:25:34.960
<v Speaker 2>He wants a photo.

0:25:35.320 --> 0:25:36.960
<v Speaker 1>He wants a picture of my mummy's tits.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, If you want a chance to win.

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<v Speaker 1>Two hundred dollars worth of Budgy Smuggler gear right leading

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<v Speaker 1>into summer, perfect time, please send us your ordinary parents

0:25:47.720 --> 0:25:53.359
<v Speaker 1>stories or ordinary family member ordinary anything really ordinary pet

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<v Speaker 1>either DM or you can send us an email to

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<v Speaker 1>at Outlook dot com dot a.

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<v Speaker 2>You what a big thanks to Budgy.

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<v Speaker 1>Fore, thanks for Budge for sponsoring this segment. And we'll

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<v Speaker 1>be doing three more this month, so there's three more

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<v Speaker 1>chances just this month to win.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask ash?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You have all going to ask anyway, because I'm not

0:26:18.480 --> 0:26:22.400
<v Speaker 2>little bitch. Regardless of what Marley and Lalla think of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I know they text me all the times. Dad's look, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just ask no? It's a fucking podcast, man, No.

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<v Speaker 1>My questions, Suddy?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I say something? Absolutely not?

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<v Speaker 1>No, my questions?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you stop fucking coughing?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm doing it outside. I'm trying to try my.

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<v Speaker 1>Why couldn't you be this aggressive with the four year

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<v Speaker 1>old in the library.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was scared? Okay, yeah, she was looking at me.

0:26:49.080 --> 0:26:51.600
<v Speaker 1>It's like in step Brothers and they can't walk past

0:26:51.600 --> 0:26:54.560
<v Speaker 1>that particular park and there's kids and then.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you looking at?

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<v Speaker 1>Essay that little girl? Great, you're gonna ask me a question.

0:27:02.800 --> 0:27:04.439
<v Speaker 2>What it's gonna be an interesting episode?

0:27:04.480 --> 0:27:07.480
<v Speaker 1>You were gonna ask me a question? Yeah, okay, you

0:27:07.480 --> 0:27:12.800
<v Speaker 1>shut it down, all right? So Matthew listener questions.

0:27:11.680 --> 0:27:14.000
<v Speaker 2>Or so people can ask questions now. And I'm not allowed.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that how it works? Okay, okay, I hate when

0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:22.119
<v Speaker 2>I fight with you. This one is from Sarah and

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 2>she says, how can you tell if your kid is

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<v Speaker 2>ready for school?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Why she's asking us that question?

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<v Speaker 1>Not sure, I'll tell you why because she's probably thinking

0:27:34.400 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 1>about sending a kid to school.

0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:39.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but don't come to ask. Well, you're telling kids

0:27:39.280 --> 0:27:39.800
<v Speaker 2>to funk off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's me. Look, both of us have kids the same age.

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<v Speaker 2>Is Oscar going to school or kindy next year?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No, he'll go to preschool again next year because.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, your preschool is like a daycare though?

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Yeah? Because June middle of the year, same as Marley,

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<v Speaker 1>the only week apart. It's a tricky one because like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want them to be a little fish in

0:28:01.840 --> 0:28:04.159
<v Speaker 1>a big pond or a big fish in a little pond.

0:28:05.080 --> 0:28:07.560
<v Speaker 1>You don't want to send them and them not be

0:28:07.680 --> 0:28:10.880
<v Speaker 1>ready and get caught behind, and that could be detrimental

0:28:10.920 --> 0:28:12.520
<v Speaker 1>to their developed That's what I've.

0:28:13.720 --> 0:28:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Ship anyway, dr ash, so you don't send them.

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<v Speaker 1>To that's my one drinking voice seems like a glass

0:28:23.520 --> 0:28:25.720
<v Speaker 1>of wine in my hand. What do you think we

0:28:25.720 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 1>should send these kids?

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<v Speaker 3>Off the wall? Well, I say, that's a young, strapping,

0:28:34.119 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 3>young boy. Let's put him in the draft.

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<v Speaker 2>So long story shot, Oscar's not going next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Oscar's not going next year because he's a little

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:46.040
<v Speaker 1>bit slow. He's he's only a little boy man.

0:28:46.720 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 3>He wouldn't be ready.

0:28:47.680 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>He can't concentrate yet on his own.

0:28:51.920 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're a week apart.

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<v Speaker 2>With Marley. I think she in some aspects she's advanced,

0:28:58.680 --> 0:29:02.200
<v Speaker 2>like to or she's an amazing drawer sit it down

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<v Speaker 2>with some coloring impacts.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that's how he's going to win people

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:06.600
<v Speaker 1>over at school? They're going to be like because.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the thing.

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:10.200
<v Speaker 1>It's all about independence, right, She's going to be like, now, Marley,

0:29:10.200 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 1>why have you done?

0:29:10.720 --> 0:29:11.720
<v Speaker 3>This is a job picture?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the thing is she's not a great sharer, and

0:29:14.880 --> 0:29:17.880
<v Speaker 2>she she has big emotions still, so like if she

0:29:17.920 --> 0:29:19.600
<v Speaker 2>wants to do something and she can't do it, she

0:29:19.960 --> 0:29:22.600
<v Speaker 2>absolutely flips out like she has a full meant to

0:29:22.640 --> 0:29:26.080
<v Speaker 2>be so, and I thought I'd rather hold back a

0:29:26.160 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 2>year until she can kind of emotionally wise, she's a bit.

0:29:28.640 --> 0:29:31.000
<v Speaker 1>More experience as well.

0:29:31.040 --> 0:29:32.880
<v Speaker 2>But I've got a little checklist here, rash, so we

0:29:32.920 --> 0:29:34.760
<v Speaker 2>could just to make sure we are doing the right thing.

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I thought we were going to rally. Am I

0:29:36.640 --> 0:29:37.360
<v Speaker 1>going to answer them?

0:29:37.440 --> 0:29:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Will you ask them about both of our children? Maybe

0:29:39.320 --> 0:29:41.480
<v Speaker 2>at the end of the little checklist, we'll go ship.

0:29:41.560 --> 0:29:44.400
<v Speaker 1>We're going to send all the nearest public school, because

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 1>that's all I going forward.

0:29:46.520 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 2>So apparently this is from a website, not from.

0:29:49.160 --> 0:29:50.400
<v Speaker 1>US, just some website.

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<v Speaker 2>It's some website.

0:29:51.480 --> 0:29:53.400
<v Speaker 1>It's what are the cred entries on this website?

0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:54.640
<v Speaker 2>It's a daycare website.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, must be accurate, Yeah.

0:29:56.600 --> 0:30:01.560
<v Speaker 2>It must be accurate. Number One, they can communicate, well, yeah, yeah,

0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Oscar's pretty good.

0:30:02.440 --> 0:30:03.760
<v Speaker 1>He to fine communicate.

0:30:04.120 --> 0:30:06.360
<v Speaker 2>It says here, what do they need to be able

0:30:06.400 --> 0:30:10.000
<v Speaker 2>to say or recite? So it's more so about like

0:30:10.080 --> 0:30:11.240
<v Speaker 2>following instructions.

0:30:12.360 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Oscar's a dim weit so no, look, yeah he

0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:22.440
<v Speaker 1>can follow instructions, but he needs to be really really.

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:24.480
<v Speaker 1>He is at the point where he's like, if I

0:30:24.520 --> 0:30:26.560
<v Speaker 1>go do this, and it's like very obvious why he

0:30:26.600 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 1>should do that? He go, why, So.

0:30:29.080 --> 0:30:30.360
<v Speaker 2>That's good man, he's questioning.

0:30:30.960 --> 0:30:32.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the problem. Keep questioning me.

0:30:33.080 --> 0:30:38.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Number two, sit still, No, Marley can sit still

0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:39.680
<v Speaker 2>with the iPad.

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Just send to them to school.

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, YouTube kids number three, you uses the bathroom independently. Yeah,

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:52.040
<v Speaker 2>Oscar's ship story from two episodes ago. So yes and

0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.760
<v Speaker 2>no we fine pooh, not so much.

0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>Depends if the school wants shit all over it.

0:30:58.560 --> 0:31:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Wiping is the kids.

0:31:02.160 --> 0:31:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Since that story, Oscar is really getting He's getting better,

0:31:05.960 --> 0:31:08.040
<v Speaker 1>But like, I wouldn't trust him in the public toilet.

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:10.280
<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's up to Marley.

0:31:10.600 --> 0:31:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I thought i'd say that about myself. I wouldn't trust

0:31:12.960 --> 0:31:13.480
<v Speaker 1>that going on.

0:31:13.480 --> 0:31:19.160
<v Speaker 2>Public number four connects well with others.

0:31:19.400 --> 0:31:24.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oscar's pretty good, but he's so timid sometimes he

0:31:24.760 --> 0:31:27.240
<v Speaker 1>he would be the sort of kids that be like but.

0:31:27.240 --> 0:31:29.680
<v Speaker 2>I think all kids surely will be nervous right going in.

0:31:29.880 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think like he would probably all right after

0:31:33.440 --> 0:31:34.160
<v Speaker 1>like a week or so.

0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:37.520
<v Speaker 2>But where I saw Marley in an environment where I

0:31:37.520 --> 0:31:39.680
<v Speaker 2>thought she's not quite ready. One of the kids at

0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:42.200
<v Speaker 2>her daycare had a birthday party. He did tell me

0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:44.880
<v Speaker 2>about that, and it was so obviously segregated. The kids

0:31:44.880 --> 0:31:47.440
<v Speaker 2>are running around playing games, those who were going on

0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:50.400
<v Speaker 2>to KINDI or school the next year, and those who

0:31:50.440 --> 0:31:52.400
<v Speaker 2>still had one more year. And it was like light

0:31:52.440 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 2>and day and Marley for a little bit was trying

0:31:54.880 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 2>to keep up with the older kids, and she was

0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:59.240
<v Speaker 2>always just like one step behind with playing games, and

0:31:59.280 --> 0:32:01.840
<v Speaker 2>even size wise, she was just a lot smaller.

0:32:02.080 --> 0:32:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think yeah, Oscar would be the same. I

0:32:03.840 --> 0:32:05.920
<v Speaker 1>think it's his age. Be fine. But if you start

0:32:05.960 --> 0:32:07.520
<v Speaker 1>to put a couple other kid because there's like you

0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:10.800
<v Speaker 1>one year tube and they are such they are bigger kids.

0:32:10.800 --> 0:32:13.480
<v Speaker 1>Man like dude, Yeah.

0:32:13.720 --> 0:32:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Because a little boy I think he is, he's tying.

0:32:16.280 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Marley could take him. He's very tanned right now, very tan.

0:32:20.480 --> 0:32:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Anyway.

0:32:20.960 --> 0:32:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Number five, last one. They're good with their motor skills.

0:32:24.520 --> 0:32:30.080
<v Speaker 1>He can't drive well, he probably could drive better than me.

0:32:30.680 --> 0:32:32.200
<v Speaker 1>He's not going to drive himself to school.

0:32:32.480 --> 0:32:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Can he throw a ball?

0:32:33.880 --> 0:32:36.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Can he jump yeah?

0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:36.840
<v Speaker 2>Can he climb?

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:32:38.120 --> 0:32:39.680
<v Speaker 2>Mate, he's ready, Send him in.

0:32:40.160 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 1>Send him off to walk.

0:32:41.480 --> 0:32:43.800
<v Speaker 3>I say these kids are very good off of war.

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:47.400
<v Speaker 2>But I'm sure people are listening right now, going you

0:32:47.400 --> 0:32:48.440
<v Speaker 2>guys are doing the wrong thing.

0:32:48.800 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we are, fuck you, they're my kids. Man, I'll

0:32:54.760 --> 0:32:58.080
<v Speaker 1>probably get the people being like you are severely liminiting

0:32:58.160 --> 0:32:59.440
<v Speaker 1>your child's potential.

0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 2>But man, I would rather I would rather send Marley

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:09.080
<v Speaker 2>when she's ready and confident rather than having to be

0:33:09.120 --> 0:33:12.080
<v Speaker 2>like the one trying to keep up with the other kids.

0:33:12.440 --> 0:33:16.000
<v Speaker 2>And also daycare finishes the five and school finishes it three.

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:17.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to marry that earlier.

0:33:18.240 --> 0:33:19.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm not ready for that.

0:33:19.320 --> 0:33:21.720
<v Speaker 1>It's like it's the old thing where it's like every

0:33:21.760 --> 0:33:23.680
<v Speaker 1>kid's going to be different. Okay, so people are going

0:33:23.760 --> 0:33:25.680
<v Speaker 1>to come at us. It's like your kid might be there.

0:33:26.200 --> 0:33:28.719
<v Speaker 1>Your kid might be same, exactly the same age and

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:30.920
<v Speaker 1>be there with all of those skills and be there

0:33:30.920 --> 0:33:33.440
<v Speaker 1>with all of that maturity. Mine is not.

0:33:34.440 --> 0:33:36.040
<v Speaker 2>And I love it when you get serious.

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:37.479
<v Speaker 1>I know I can switch it up.

0:33:37.560 --> 0:33:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Gosh, it's sexy.

0:33:38.480 --> 0:33:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I can switch it up big time. Just you wait,

0:33:41.600 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 1>some really serious stuff coming in my monologue. I get

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:48.160
<v Speaker 1>my glass of wine and we talk about my monologue.

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Your question, Oh there's another one, Matthew. I don't know

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:58.320
<v Speaker 1>who this is from, but very good question for dads.

0:33:58.400 --> 0:34:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Fellow dads, how do you on your fellow dad tribes

0:34:02.040 --> 0:34:04.640
<v Speaker 1>as a new dad? Now, Matthew, before we get onto

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:07.440
<v Speaker 1>your answer, which I'm sure will be an amazing answer,

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 1>we all know when you become a first dad, right

0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:14.880
<v Speaker 1>and your new dad, and you're like I don't know

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck I'm doing. But I would also like

0:34:17.080 --> 0:34:20.600
<v Speaker 1>to find out from other dads in the same situation

0:34:21.040 --> 0:34:23.080
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck they're doing, Like, how do you do that?

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:28.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm still trying, you know what I mean? You know

0:34:28.560 --> 0:34:28.879
<v Speaker 1>what I mean.

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:31.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't think I Oh no, I've not really had

0:34:31.719 --> 0:34:34.560
<v Speaker 2>like a trumb of dads. My friends that had kids

0:34:34.960 --> 0:34:38.239
<v Speaker 2>moved into state back to Queensland.

0:34:37.719 --> 0:34:38.560
<v Speaker 1>Away from here, and.

0:34:42.480 --> 0:34:45.800
<v Speaker 2>So those of friends who were still in Sydney didn't

0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:47.399
<v Speaker 2>have kids and.

0:34:47.719 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Mysteriously changed their phone numbers.

0:34:50.280 --> 0:34:53.560
<v Speaker 2>That's really strange. I feel like when you don't have kids,

0:34:54.239 --> 0:34:56.759
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to hang out with people with their

0:34:56.840 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 2>kids like that.

0:34:57.400 --> 0:34:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Me and my friend with no kids just sent me

0:34:58.840 --> 0:35:00.400
<v Speaker 1>the other day and it was like me showing you

0:35:00.760 --> 0:35:02.960
<v Speaker 1>to see the pictures of my kids and the glasses.

0:35:04.080 --> 0:35:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Totally. I remember like even inviting friends, those friends who

0:35:08.520 --> 0:35:11.560
<v Speaker 2>didn't have kids to birthday parties.

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Or come over and see my kids.

0:35:12.320 --> 0:35:15.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm good, Like I'd rather, I'd rather go into

0:35:15.320 --> 0:35:15.640
<v Speaker 2>the beach.

0:35:15.680 --> 0:35:17.200
<v Speaker 3>Have you got a dog, I'll come over and see that.

0:35:18.360 --> 0:35:20.279
<v Speaker 2>Like you don't wanna, you don't want to be a

0:35:20.320 --> 0:35:22.400
<v Speaker 2>part of it. So now some of those friends have

0:35:22.520 --> 0:35:24.560
<v Speaker 2>got kids, they've just recently given birth.

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:25.759
<v Speaker 1>They come and crawling back to you.

0:35:26.040 --> 0:35:29.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and you're like no, because we've done.

0:35:31.280 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Please please, I need my friend take anything. Because we

0:35:34.120 --> 0:35:37.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't have we're not like you ash Well, we didn't.

0:35:36.800 --> 0:35:41.920
<v Speaker 1>Have that bikable I'm on today.

0:35:42.840 --> 0:35:44.040
<v Speaker 2>Sorry, we didn't.

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Have the quick wit gets me sometimes.

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:49.040
<v Speaker 2>Man, Yeah, you I thought you were you were lacking

0:35:49.440 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 2>midway through. You've come home strong. You've always been a

0:35:52.200 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 2>strong finisher.

0:35:54.760 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Tell that to April and they're coming back.

0:35:59.120 --> 0:36:02.200
<v Speaker 2>We didn't have that mother group even even I remember

0:36:02.239 --> 0:36:05.239
<v Speaker 2>there's a church down the road here and one of

0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:08.040
<v Speaker 2>my old neighbors was like, hey, on Wednesday. They used

0:36:08.080 --> 0:36:09.560
<v Speaker 2>to have the kids on a Wednesday. She's like, we

0:36:09.640 --> 0:36:11.799
<v Speaker 2>go to the church and there's like just all these

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:12.680
<v Speaker 2>other parents.

0:36:12.400 --> 0:36:14.200
<v Speaker 1>There, all these other god botherers.

0:36:15.920 --> 0:36:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Oh I'm not religious at all. And I initially was like,

0:36:18.600 --> 0:36:21.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to go to church. Dude, Like five bucks,

0:36:21.520 --> 0:36:22.880
<v Speaker 2>you do a quick prayer at the start.

0:36:23.400 --> 0:36:25.640
<v Speaker 1>There's always a cost with these people.

0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Then they feed you then yeah, so I was like

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:31.520
<v Speaker 2>great crackers and wine. Yeah, I mean that I'll do

0:36:31.560 --> 0:36:33.080
<v Speaker 2>a prayer and pay five bucks if it means I

0:36:33.120 --> 0:36:34.640
<v Speaker 2>get food and then my kids.

0:36:34.360 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Can play what's on the menu.

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:39.640
<v Speaker 2>It was like your sandwiches and like my friends going, yeah,

0:36:39.680 --> 0:36:44.239
<v Speaker 2>it options no lobster what I'm used to, but it

0:36:44.280 --> 0:36:46.239
<v Speaker 2>was it was like the easiest way to chew up

0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:49.160
<v Speaker 2>two hours. There was not a single dad there, and

0:36:49.239 --> 0:36:56.640
<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, kee some milks. It's

0:36:56.719 --> 0:37:00.000
<v Speaker 2>very disrespectful to call mother's mills and a compliment.

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:03.279
<v Speaker 1>How do you think it's compliments? Yeah. Look, I've been

0:37:03.280 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>really lucky because April had a really good mother's group,

0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:10.680
<v Speaker 1>which was spoken about on this I had because it's

0:37:10.680 --> 0:37:13.080
<v Speaker 1>not a mother's group anymore. It's a dad's group. It's

0:37:13.160 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 1>dude's crew now. So I've got a tribe. So you'd

0:37:16.480 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 1>be careful, young man.

0:37:18.080 --> 0:37:22.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't care old relationship. Tomorrow, I'll be fine.

0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.399
<v Speaker 1>You cry yourself to sleep every night.

0:37:26.840 --> 0:37:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Is there a hattie? Then spend time with the different groups.

0:37:30.000 --> 0:37:33.080
<v Speaker 1>So I've got so mother's group is really good because

0:37:33.600 --> 0:37:35.640
<v Speaker 1>there's going to be dads involved, not all the time.

0:37:35.800 --> 0:37:42.400
<v Speaker 1>There can be two mums. It's a good way to

0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:44.759
<v Speaker 1>meet other dads. But look, it's kind of like a

0:37:44.880 --> 0:37:46.960
<v Speaker 1>lucky dip in a way where you could be like

0:37:47.000 --> 0:37:49.720
<v Speaker 1>you could all gel or people could be on different

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 1>paths just fine as well. I can get really serious

0:37:51.960 --> 0:37:53.080
<v Speaker 1>and I'm not serious.

0:37:53.239 --> 0:37:55.000
<v Speaker 2>You can change gears so very quickly.

0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:58.560
<v Speaker 1>It's concerning can you do it in your wine voice?

0:37:59.120 --> 0:38:03.240
<v Speaker 1>So what I would say, you couldn't find a fenny

0:38:03.320 --> 0:38:04.480
<v Speaker 1>mixed bag of people that.

0:38:04.800 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 3>Why is he going to tell you.

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 1>That's right? Anyway? So you could get like a group

0:38:11.160 --> 0:38:12.560
<v Speaker 1>you gel with, or you get a group we don't

0:38:12.600 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 1>jail with. But like for me, we got a group

0:38:14.239 --> 0:38:17.320
<v Speaker 1>we gel with. But then also all of my friends

0:38:17.320 --> 0:38:20.080
<v Speaker 1>that I would hang out with regularly, bar one or

0:38:20.120 --> 0:38:22.000
<v Speaker 1>two of them, which are the ones that are just like,

0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:23.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to come over and see your kids,

0:38:23.640 --> 0:38:25.319
<v Speaker 1>they all had kids at the same time. So I

0:38:25.320 --> 0:38:28.760
<v Speaker 1>got really lucky that I had a really big tribe

0:38:28.840 --> 0:38:31.399
<v Speaker 1>on two sides. So like when we just went away,

0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 1>then we had the dude's crew and the mother's group.

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 1>But then also one of my mates who is part

0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 1>of the other side came along got on with them too.

0:38:40.160 --> 0:38:41.360
<v Speaker 2>You blended them together.

0:38:41.440 --> 0:38:49.640
<v Speaker 1>I've blended, and I've successfully blended. I'm on one today anyway,

0:38:49.719 --> 0:38:51.480
<v Speaker 1>So I blended the two ones.

0:38:54.760 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I did. Actually, can I just say not to make

0:38:57.080 --> 0:38:58.840
<v Speaker 2>it sound like I'm a complete fucking loser.

0:38:59.239 --> 0:39:00.520
<v Speaker 3>I did.

0:39:00.880 --> 0:39:02.880
<v Speaker 2>I did find We found a friend in the park.

0:39:03.320 --> 0:39:06.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, found a friend, Thank you.

0:39:06.400 --> 0:39:09.000
<v Speaker 2>I know you have been approached in the parks before

0:39:09.239 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 2>by other part I beat it. Count not into that.

0:39:12.560 --> 0:39:14.440
<v Speaker 2>If any tips for people wanted to be friends with that,

0:39:14.760 --> 0:39:16.720
<v Speaker 2>do not approach him in a park. He is not willing.

0:39:16.760 --> 0:39:18.839
<v Speaker 1>I am not approachable. No, if you want to say

0:39:18.840 --> 0:39:21.200
<v Speaker 1>good day, that's fine. But if you bloody coaxed me

0:39:21.200 --> 0:39:22.520
<v Speaker 1>into a playdate, brah No.

0:39:22.640 --> 0:39:25.000
<v Speaker 2>We had it was like I think the third third

0:39:25.040 --> 0:39:27.320
<v Speaker 2>time on the weekend, because we have like a regular

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:30.040
<v Speaker 2>parks that we attend and you see the same face.

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:33.080
<v Speaker 1>You do the drive by. There's enough people there, battles

0:39:33.160 --> 0:39:33.520
<v Speaker 1>keep going.

0:39:35.840 --> 0:39:37.880
<v Speaker 2>But we saw the same family and then we had

0:39:37.880 --> 0:39:40.800
<v Speaker 2>a quick chat. We had some similar friends, you know,

0:39:40.960 --> 0:39:41.719
<v Speaker 2>separated by.

0:39:41.719 --> 0:39:42.799
<v Speaker 3>Sure, some keys in the bowl.

0:39:43.360 --> 0:39:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Next day we're all hanging out, so we have we

0:39:46.160 --> 0:39:48.320
<v Speaker 2>don't see them enough because we're being very busy.

0:39:48.520 --> 0:39:53.360
<v Speaker 1>They've moved away too, they did, they did move house.

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:55.520
<v Speaker 1>They did move.

0:39:57.080 --> 0:39:58.960
<v Speaker 2>I was surprised you've lasted this long with me to

0:39:58.960 --> 0:39:59.319
<v Speaker 2>be yea.

0:39:59.360 --> 0:40:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, very patient.

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Are not going anywhere?

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:04.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm tied to the desk. So you've got a

0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:05.200
<v Speaker 1>new friends.

0:40:05.480 --> 0:40:06.080
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

0:40:06.239 --> 0:40:07.480
<v Speaker 1>We're saying it's going to replace me.

0:40:07.920 --> 0:40:10.879
<v Speaker 2>No for two weeks. I'm just saying, like you're like, well,

0:40:10.920 --> 0:40:12.560
<v Speaker 2>you know, me and my fifty mates went to bar

0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:14.280
<v Speaker 2>because I've got so many and I'm.

0:40:14.040 --> 0:40:16.320
<v Speaker 1>A likable guy like I do. I'm not going to

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:19.160
<v Speaker 1>apologize for being a likable guy, and I would never

0:40:19.200 --> 0:40:22.359
<v Speaker 1>expect you to apologize for being an unlikable guy.

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:25.600
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, she got new friends, what are the names? And

0:40:25.640 --> 0:40:26.680
<v Speaker 3>we will allowed to shout the mount on?

0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:27.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, I don't want to.

0:40:28.080 --> 0:40:30.520
<v Speaker 1>And they've got two kids. I got two kids.

0:40:29.680 --> 0:40:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, similarly sure not looking.

0:40:32.200 --> 0:40:32.680
<v Speaker 3>In the mirror.

0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:34.840
<v Speaker 1>He's good looking.

0:40:35.280 --> 0:40:36.120
<v Speaker 2>They are good looking.

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:37.839
<v Speaker 3>They are very good looking at I mean.

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:39.880
<v Speaker 2>They're fit, they're strong.

0:40:40.600 --> 0:40:44.640
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, cam me out. I am unfit and weak.

0:40:44.760 --> 0:40:47.759
<v Speaker 2>No, so I I think Long story short, what I'm

0:40:47.800 --> 0:40:51.680
<v Speaker 2>trying to say is, if all else fails, go.

0:40:51.680 --> 0:40:54.320
<v Speaker 1>To the park lots.

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Repetition, try and spot the same people.

0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:01.120
<v Speaker 1>Try and like you when you were like a young

0:41:01.280 --> 0:41:03.600
<v Speaker 1>kid and you did things around other kids that they

0:41:03.719 --> 0:41:05.759
<v Speaker 1>might like, so they'd be like, I like that too,

0:41:06.160 --> 0:41:09.000
<v Speaker 1>So you do it. Just get close and you do

0:41:09.040 --> 0:41:13.160
<v Speaker 1>an activity that that other person might like, Like, I'll be like.

0:41:13.280 --> 0:41:14.720
<v Speaker 3>Throw us another beer, Babe?

0:41:15.600 --> 0:41:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Did you hear me? Why are you saying that I

0:41:18.239 --> 0:41:18.919
<v Speaker 1>like beer too?

0:41:19.080 --> 0:41:21.160
<v Speaker 2>The guy's like, you're drinking beers at the part.

0:41:21.360 --> 0:41:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Fuck? Yeah, bro, I need to be stopped. Anyway. That's

0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:27.320
<v Speaker 1>a enough today.

0:41:28.120 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Would you like to do the wrap up?

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<v Speaker 1>I think people just needed to see my versatility.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, stretch that muscle.

0:42:02.960 --> 0:42:05.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be gonna I'm gonna be tired later.

0:42:05.960 --> 0:42:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Good thing you're getting public transport back home, because

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<v Speaker 2>you would not be able to make it there if

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<v Speaker 2>you're driving by yourself. I think that's it. I think

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<v Speaker 2>that's everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that is. Thank you as always.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye, see you later. Two Doting Dads Podcast acknowledges the

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<v Speaker 2>traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections to land,

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<v Speaker 2>see and community.

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<v Speaker 1>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 1>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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<v Speaker 1>people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land