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Speaker 1: Ah, that's better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't really feel the effects of caffeine like

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Speaker 2: Who are you?

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Speaker 1: I am an enigma? My friend always been like that.

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Speaker 2: What's a red bull do to you?

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Speaker 1: Nothing? I do have high blood pressure.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to two doting dads.

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Speaker 1: I am Maddie Jay and I'm Ash.

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Speaker 2: This is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It's the good, the bad, and the relatable.

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Speaker 2: And as always, for legal reasons, we have to say this.

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Speaker 2: If you've come for any kind of advice, stop right now,

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Speaker 2: because none will be given whatsoever.

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Speaker 1: None, zilch at all. We think.

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Speaker 2: I think if people do listen to us, I wonder

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Speaker 2: if there is anyone else there who's going, oh, I

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Speaker 2: really need a hand with my sleep routine.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like the worst parent ever.

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Speaker 3: They're like, guys, I keep doing what you're telling me.

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Speaker 3: That's not working.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, though, I know you talk about

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Speaker 2: take that tone. Can I just say it was so

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Speaker 2: lovely to see you yesterday with Macy, Like you're just

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Speaker 1: Big softy with Macy pretty hard on Oscar.

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Speaker 1: She's great and she just's cheeky little ship.

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Speaker 2: But I'm to be good she is.

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Speaker 3: I am a good dad. I have to justify it.

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Speaker 2: Do you think that's the second child or is that because.

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Speaker 1: It's the girl thing?

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Speaker 2: I think I remember with Marley. I used to be

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Speaker 2: See my memory plays tricks on me. I think, like

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Speaker 2: I swear when Marley was Lola's age, I could say

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Speaker 1: Yeah, She's like, I don't know who the fuck are

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Speaker 1: And he's just walking around and it's kind of like

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Speaker 1: No, wasn't me. It makes me think of Ash. It's

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Speaker 2: TikTok knows. It knows that we we know each other.

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Speaker 2: It knows, and it knows that I will watch your

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Speaker 1: You've got to watch it start to finish and then

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Speaker 2: I don't want to see the start again, Ash. Whenever

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Speaker 2: I wonder, I wonder how I would go with Ash.

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Speaker 2: It was based on how well do you know your boyfriend?

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Speaker 1: No, but I see you more than Laura does.

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Speaker 2: We haven't fucked. No, it may happen. Christmas party is.

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Speaker 3: Going to be a very quiet Christmas right, just the

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Speaker 2: Gonna beet creepy. So so you don't want a pose.

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Speaker 1: You have the nozzle, boats and hose.

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Speaker 2: There's different settings. There's a few. There's like like the misty.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what he's laughing at what you are

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Speaker 3: I just knew what I was straight away.

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Speaker 2: You want to go get watched the second time? Don't

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Speaker 2: rush into it? Yeah, do you reckon? I'll get it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon, You'll get it easy.

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Speaker 2: No, Like I wonder you're the Soca are you?

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Speaker 1: So are you going to do you You've already watched

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got my favorite.

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Speaker 1: You're the fucking jet.

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Speaker 2: When I watch, I think of how you would ejaculate.

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Speaker 1: Totally. That's me.

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Speaker 2: Socha thoughts and prayers with April.

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Speaker 1: I remember one time you told me that before. I

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Speaker 1: One time you're pissing and your jap so I was

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Speaker 1: So are you that one?

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Speaker 2: Which one's that one?

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Speaker 2: Who the hell is center? What the people wondering center is?

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Speaker 2: Number six? No? I'm not a center who no one

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Speaker 1: Are you the jet? You would be?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm the shower show me, I'm the shower number two,

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know you as well though, I didn't

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Speaker 2: The jets too hard? The jets too hard. It's like

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Speaker 2: with the jet, Yeah, the jet, no one wants that

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Speaker 2: you never you're not really using jet? Who's using jets

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Speaker 1: Look? I start with a soaka, and then because I'm

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Speaker 1: that's a good game.

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm glad you got mine, but I didn't

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Speaker 2: It doesn't surprise me. Only one of us is truly

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Speaker 2: Lately, I've been going to the library, the Willara Library.

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Speaker 1: That's great, take a bunch of noisy kids to a

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Speaker 1: But that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 2: It's designed to be like a play area. There's a

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Speaker 2: There's an interactive screen where kids can play and draw

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Speaker 1: So there's the quiet section and the kids section, Dad

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Speaker 2: I wish there's no drinks in the library. Come on, actually,

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Speaker 2: you know, I know it's a shame, but we were

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Speaker 1: What will make libraries better? Go on Beers Library, just

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Speaker 2: Will Aarra library. If you're listening, just an idea, be

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Speaker 2: it just esci.

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Speaker 1: It's a donation and all the money goes to books.

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Speaker 2: Imagine taking kids to the library and you're there in

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Speaker 1: Do you guys want to be Do you guys want

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Speaker 1: to how many books you got there?

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Speaker 3: Hold your dad up?

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Speaker 2: We were waiting patiently to have a crack at the

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Speaker 2: interactive screen. There were two toddlers.

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Speaker 1: Is that like a touch screen?

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Speaker 2: Touch screen? Yeah, like a big plasma and you can

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Speaker 2: then we don't have them over there in the swamp.

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Speaker 2: What's your library?

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Speaker 1: Just like a bunch of books, black and white, TV,

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Speaker 2: I grabbed it by the shirt. You've had enough, I said,

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Speaker 2: As a four year old. Effectively, she was giving me

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and nothing, nothing, And Marley and Laula were

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Speaker 1: Absolutely after you tell me what were you?

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Speaker 2: Is this Ash? She's got the eski with the beers

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Speaker 1: This is just what Ash would do. Not necessarily, it's

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Speaker 1: My mind goes. This is where my mind goes. You've

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Speaker 1: you little shit. Yes, get off, it's someone else's fucking turn. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean, just be like, look,

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Speaker 1: I just asked them really nicely if it was okay,

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Speaker 1: So you're saying, gaslight, That's what I would have done,

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Speaker 2: Don't have that in me.

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Speaker 1: And if they go, oh, uncle Mandy told me to

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Speaker 1: get lost, no, I said one more minute. And you

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Speaker 3: Just manipulation.

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Speaker 2: I can see why you would take that route. I

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Speaker 1: A maybe I was a bit aggressive. Yeah, you can

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Speaker 2: I was at the crossroads where I was like, where

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Speaker 2: do I take this? Yeah, you've not been faced with

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Speaker 1: Just I was snatched it. You turned it off.

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Speaker 2: I said, I think you've had enough time on the screen.

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Speaker 1: Is my kid would never do that.

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Speaker 3: Well he fucking did, mate.

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Speaker 2: Well that's why I was like, am I going to

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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Speaker 2: All over. You know, it's kicked off before with me

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Speaker 1: I get all the shit like I'm the aggressive one

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Speaker 2: I'm nothing but an angel, except I don't want to

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Speaker 1: It would any news is good news, Matthew.

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Speaker 2: And luckily the mom was like, I am so sorry.

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Speaker 1: He gets it from his dad, but it's so hard. Look,

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Speaker 1: I talked to Big Talk, honestly, I do.

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Speaker 2: I'd love to see you in public.

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Speaker 1: You've heard of stories that I've told you before where

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Speaker 2: I feel like you've done that when a kid has

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like not.

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Speaker 2: Sharing is on the scale of like being really naughty.

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Speaker 1: So maybe I was a bit harsh. Okay, those aren't

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Speaker 1: about that's terrible.

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Speaker 3: That's fine as well.

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Speaker 1: But I was probably harsh that first glance. So yeah, look,

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Speaker 1: I think you did the right thing. You just you

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Speaker 3: Like your approach, my approach a.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of where I was getting at. But

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Speaker 1: we all want to play with kids who share.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you record?

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Speaker 1: I but your mummy and daddy want you to share too,

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Speaker 1: manipulate them that. Yay, Okay, you're gonna remember matt in

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Speaker 1: nearly forty. Therefore I'm thirty six. I know, I know,

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Speaker 1: but therefore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're weak and pathetic. I'm the dominic spirit, the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll show us.

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Speaker 3: That's what Lola and Marley were like.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm banned from the library.

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Speaker 1: triple zero, that sort of situation. Yeah, right, So on

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Speaker 2: That's it's a good sign that he's understanding.

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Speaker 3: It's like why.

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Speaker 1: He just couldn't explain why doctors won't enswer the phone.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a little it's a little bit early.

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Speaker 2: It's a little bit early, although like I don't know

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Speaker 1: Death, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So we haven't really had that conversation. I think we

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Speaker 1: I don't want an oscar situation where he memorizes that

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Speaker 2: We have sometimes I've like done a little test when

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Speaker 2: I've been driving home from daycare to be like I

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Speaker 2: or right, and she we fucking ended up in Penrith.

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Speaker 2: So Marley's she's not very cluede on just yet. So

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Speaker 2: I think it's too soon. It's too soon to try

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Speaker 1: I thought that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, even like the other day, dude, Marley got

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Speaker 2: We can have a conversation, but they had to call

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Speaker 2: me to say, your kids got dirt in their eyes.

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Speaker 3: Like, give me that phone, I'll explain to him.

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Speaker 2: So the staff member was like, hey, Marley wants to

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Speaker 1: Was like, like, like final words.

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Speaker 3: He was such a good dad.

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Speaker 2: But I was like hey Marley and she was like hey.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, did you get something in your eye?

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Speaker 2: And She's like yeah. I was like, come on, Like

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Speaker 1: It's because it's like it's doing two things at once.

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Speaker 1: It's holding the phone up and talking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, heaven forbid if there is an emergency at

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Speaker 2: Z THERER.

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Speaker 3: What'ts your emergency?

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Speaker 2: Hi?

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Speaker 1: Is there an emergency?

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Speaker 2: I ate an apple?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, got in my eye?

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Speaker 2: Where all screwed? Where screwed?

446
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Speaker 1: It is too early? I thought that too, And I

447
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,000
Speaker 1: had a chuckle because I was in the other room

448
00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,119
Speaker 1: and she was explaining it to him, and I'm like

449
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,679
Speaker 1: as soon as she started explaining it, I was like,

450
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:57,840
Speaker 1: here we go.

451
00:19:58,160 --> 00:19:58,760
Speaker 2: This would be good.

452
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Speaker 1: This good.

453
00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:02,720
Speaker 2: I guess it. It's the foundation of Macy.

454
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:04,720
Speaker 1: Steals, one of my toys. Do I call the police?

455
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:07,879
Speaker 2: Police knocking on your door? I know? So I did

456
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,080
Speaker 2: the conversation that I had with Marley which I now,

457
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Speaker 2: in hindsight no, was a really stupid one to have

458
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,280
Speaker 2: was And this is off the back of rip. My

459
00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:22,880
Speaker 2: brother's dog passed away, very sad and we had some

460
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,600
Speaker 2: photos and some videos of Rex, who was now no

461
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:28,200
Speaker 2: longer with us, my brother's dog, and we were a

462
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Speaker 2: bit upset, and Marley was trying to understand, like why

463
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,280
Speaker 2: you're upset, my well, because the dog has passed away.

464
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:35,679
Speaker 2: And I said to Marley, like, everyone gets old and

465
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Speaker 2: people will die. They're no longer with us.

466
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Speaker 1: I know, I know why, you know, Like, I mean, look,

467
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Speaker 1: you're not wrong.

468
00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:47,119
Speaker 2: With a look on her face, I was like, you know,

469
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Speaker 2: even daddy's going to die.

470
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Speaker 1: Oh no. I used to always think when I was

471
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Speaker 1: a kid, what are they going to do with all

472
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Speaker 1: my stuff? And I remember I had a PlayStation one

473
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Speaker 1: at the time, and I was like, who's going to

474
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:00,760
Speaker 1: get Who's.

475
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 3: Going to get my PlayStation?

476
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Speaker 1: What are they going to do with it? I don't know,

477
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,439
Speaker 1: is there she'll forget in like she won't. Yeah. Osca

478
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:10,640
Speaker 1: hasn't said anything about the emergency course since.

479
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Speaker 3: I've definitely seen him try the.

480
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Speaker 1: Two button thing on the iPhone, because you do that

481
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,200
Speaker 1: for long enough ago when what is it when you call?

482
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Speaker 1: It doesn't have the quarter.

483
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,080
Speaker 2: It's not the triple zero. It's the one one too

484
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,879
Speaker 2: emergency call, isn't it? Where does that go?

485
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 1: Is one one too?

486
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:28,159
Speaker 2: That's like, that's the emergency call that's thirty.

487
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Speaker 3: Three years old and I'm just learning what one one too?

488
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 2: Do you not know? April is telling emergency?

489
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,800
Speaker 3: Police, emergency, laundry emergency.

490
00:21:36,280 --> 00:21:38,080
Speaker 2: April is telling you guys about the emergency, and you

491
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,840
Speaker 2: and Oscar sitting there be like, oh wow, yeah.

492
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 1: I was secretly out of the room going oh.

493
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, interesting.

494
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:53,280
Speaker 1: I'm learning that we desided repair or repair.

495
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,480
Speaker 2: We don't know what we do. We don't know what

496
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Speaker 2: we're doing.

497
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:09,400
Speaker 1: Because Matthew, it is time for Budgie Smuggler's Most Ordinary

498
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Speaker 1: Parent it is.

499
00:22:10,359 --> 00:22:13,160
Speaker 2: I've got a great submission here, Ash, which I don't

500
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 2: think it's going to be the winner. So to Caitlin

501
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,679
Speaker 2: who submitted this one, I'm sorry it was good not

502
00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 2: good enough.

503
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,120
Speaker 1: Pipped at the Pope. We'll see. I don't know, could

504
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Speaker 1: you be persuaded?

505
00:22:27,359 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 2: You haven't told me what yours is, but you've got

506
00:22:30,040 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: a very big glint in your eye. I feel like

507
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,440
Speaker 2: you've got a good one. So no pressure. I haven't

508
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,600
Speaker 2: heard it. So my one is from Caitlyn. Shout out

509
00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 2: to Kaitlyn. My husband has taught up two and a

510
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,359
Speaker 2: half year old to get him a beer from the

511
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:43,800
Speaker 2: garage fridge.

512
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,119
Speaker 1: That's quality.

513
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:48,560
Speaker 2: Should I say she isn't quite up to pouring mama

514
00:22:48,640 --> 00:22:51,200
Speaker 2: a glass of wine? Maybe next year.

515
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 3: That of look honestly not bad.

516
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 2: Howard's macy two. Imagine if she in six months time,

517
00:22:59,160 --> 00:23:00,639
Speaker 2: do you think she would be enough to get you

518
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,439
Speaker 2: a beer from the fritze?

519
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,000
Speaker 1: She did do this, Okay. When we were in Bali,

520
00:23:04,440 --> 00:23:06,679
Speaker 1: I had a beer side of pool was a can.

521
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:11,840
Speaker 1: She picked it up, walked it was a little shallow pool. Yeah,

522
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 1: for those of you not watching, it's like deep deep. Yes,

523
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 1: it's tiny. Yeah, grabs it, walks it over to me,

524
00:23:19,359 --> 00:23:21,239
Speaker 1: gives it to me. I had a sip and I

525
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 1: was like being a cheeky bugger, gave it back, She

526
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 1: walked it back. Ordinary parents.

527
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:26,520
Speaker 2: Very good.

528
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: That is good. So I do like, I don't mind that.

529
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 2: I think that's impressive.

530
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,640
Speaker 1: It's impressive.

531
00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 2: Impressive also like my kids impressive parenting. If you ask me,

532
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 2: my kids they like no chance, even if it's taking

533
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 2: a bowl of cereal that has like a droplet of

534
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 2: milk and the wheatbits sink like that. Shit's going everywhere.

535
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: I've caught Masie. She'll actually put like a leftover host

536
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,359
Speaker 1: in the bin like there, right, it's one of those.

537
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: She can't talk, but she's very domesticated.

538
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:57,639
Speaker 1: But so it was yesterday she had a bowl and

539
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: an old bowl of cereal, but the cereal like dried up,

540
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: you know, does that? She walked over to the bin

541
00:24:02,600 --> 00:24:05,440
Speaker 1: and like tipped it out into the bin. I was like, oh,

542
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:06,959
Speaker 1: that's good. And then she just took a look at

543
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: me and just put the bowl over the bin and

544
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: went and dropped the ball straight in the bottom of

545
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:10,760
Speaker 1: the bin.

546
00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:11,440
Speaker 2: Get rid of it.

547
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:13,560
Speaker 3: It's one of the good balls.

548
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 1: Anyway, I think I have this week's winner, but look,

549
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:21,280
Speaker 1: hit me, you be the judge. So this ordinary parent

550
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,640
Speaker 1: message comes from someone by the name of Flick. Don't

551
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: know what their real name is, might be their nickname

552
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 1: like for Felicity, or maybe her name's Flick. My three

553
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: year old has a library at Kinder. Every Thursday, he

554
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: always packs his book inside the library bag himself to return.

555
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't even check because he always does it later

556
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 1: that day. I received a call from child care. I

557
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 1: was thinking, which one has fallen over or has a temperature? Nope,

558
00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: it was the kinder teacher saying that he had packed

559
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: a porn magazine in his library bag and presented it

560
00:24:55,280 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: to the cla and even said this one's mummy who

561
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 1: still has porn bags and flicks Like, for the record,

562
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:07,919
Speaker 1: it wasn't.

563
00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 3: Me, damn.

564
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 2: Going, how is that playboy?

565
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how the kid explained why the pages

566
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: are stuck together so that I believe is our winner

567
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 1: this week. That's great.

568
00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,040
Speaker 2: That's what you get for using magazine.

569
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 1: Still, that's what you get for trusting your kid with anything,

570
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:30,840
Speaker 1: Like I don't even have to check. He's such a

571
00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 1: good boy.

572
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 3: He's at school, deal and porn out to the other three.

573
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 2: He wants a photo.

574
00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 1: He wants a picture of my mummy's tits.

575
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,040
Speaker 3: Anyway, If you want a chance to win.

576
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: Two hundred dollars worth of Budgy Smuggler gear right leading

577
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,720
Speaker 1: into summer, perfect time, please send us your ordinary parents

578
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: stories or ordinary family member ordinary anything really ordinary pet

579
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 1: either DM or you can send us an email to

580
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Speaker 1: d D at autlook dot com, which is t widd

581
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: at Outlook dot com dot a.

582
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Speaker 2: You what a big thanks to Budgy.

583
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,520
Speaker 1: Fore, thanks for Budge for sponsoring this segment. And we'll

584
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: be doing three more this month, so there's three more

585
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 1: chances just this month to win.

586
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,600
Speaker 2: Can I ask ash?

587
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:15,040
Speaker 1: No?

588
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 2: You have all going to ask anyway, because I'm not

589
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:22,400
Speaker 2: little bitch. Regardless of what Marley and Lalla think of me.

590
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: I know they text me all the times. Dad's look, bitch.

591
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 2: Can I just ask no? It's a fucking podcast, man, No.

592
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:31,520
Speaker 1: My questions, Suddy?

593
00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 2: Can I say something? Absolutely not?

594
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: No, my questions?

595
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,800
Speaker 2: Can you stop fucking coughing?

596
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,080
Speaker 3: I'm doing it outside. I'm trying to try my.

597
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,479
Speaker 1: Why couldn't you be this aggressive with the four year

598
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: old in the library.

599
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:48,879
Speaker 2: Because I was scared? Okay, yeah, she was looking at me.

600
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: It's like in step Brothers and they can't walk past

601
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: that particular park and there's kids and then.

602
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 3: What are you looking at?

603
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:02,639
Speaker 1: Essay that little girl? Great, you're gonna ask me a question.

604
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,439
Speaker 2: What it's gonna be an interesting episode?

605
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,480
Speaker 1: You were gonna ask me a question? Yeah, okay, you

606
00:27:07,480 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: shut it down, all right? So Matthew listener questions.

607
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 2: Or so people can ask questions now. And I'm not allowed.

608
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,439
Speaker 2: Is that how it works? Okay, okay, I hate when

609
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 2: I fight with you. This one is from Sarah and

610
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: she says, how can you tell if your kid is

611
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 2: ready for school?

612
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 1: Oh?

613
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 2: Why she's asking us that question?

614
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 1: Not sure, I'll tell you why because she's probably thinking

615
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: about sending a kid to school.

616
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't come to ask. Well, you're telling kids

617
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:39,800
Speaker 2: to funk off.

618
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,160
Speaker 1: That's me. Look, both of us have kids the same age.

619
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Speaker 2: Is Oscar going to school or kindy next year?

620
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:50,440
Speaker 1: No? No, he'll go to preschool again next year because.

621
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 2: He's like, your preschool is like a daycare though?

622
00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Because June middle of the year, same as Marley,

623
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 1: the only week apart. It's a tricky one because like,

624
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: do you want them to be a little fish in

625
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:04,159
Speaker 1: a big pond or a big fish in a little pond.

626
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: You don't want to send them and them not be

627
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:10,880
Speaker 1: ready and get caught behind, and that could be detrimental

628
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 1: to their developed That's what I've.

629
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 2: Ship anyway, dr ash, so you don't send them.

630
00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 1: To that's my one drinking voice seems like a glass

631
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,720
Speaker 1: of wine in my hand. What do you think we

632
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: should send these kids?

633
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 3: Off the wall? Well, I say, that's a young, strapping,

634
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:36,280
Speaker 3: young boy. Let's put him in the draft.

635
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 2: So long story shot, Oscar's not going next year.

636
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: Well, Oscar's not going next year because he's a little

637
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: bit slow. He's he's only a little boy man.

638
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 3: He wouldn't be ready.

639
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: He can't concentrate yet on his own.

640
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 2: I think I'm the same.

641
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 1: Well, they're a week apart.

642
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 2: With Marley. I think she in some aspects she's advanced,

643
00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:02,200
Speaker 2: like to or she's an amazing drawer sit it down

644
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 2: with some coloring impacts.

645
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: Do you think that's how he's going to win people

646
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: over at school? They're going to be like because.

647
00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 3: That's the thing.

648
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: It's all about independence, right, She's going to be like, now, Marley,

649
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:10,680
Speaker 1: why have you done?

650
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:11,720
Speaker 3: This is a job picture?

651
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 2: Well, the thing is she's not a great sharer, and

652
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 2: she she has big emotions still, so like if she

653
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 2: wants to do something and she can't do it, she

654
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 2: absolutely flips out like she has a full meant to

655
00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 2: be so, and I thought I'd rather hold back a

656
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,800
Speaker 2: year until she can kind of emotionally wise, she's a bit.

657
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 1: More experience as well.

658
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,880
Speaker 2: But I've got a little checklist here, rash, so we

659
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 2: could just to make sure we are doing the right thing.

660
00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:36,600
Speaker 1: Okay, I thought we were going to rally. Am I

661
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: going to answer them?

662
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: Will you ask them about both of our children? Maybe

663
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,480
Speaker 2: at the end of the little checklist, we'll go ship.

664
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Speaker 1: We're going to send all the nearest public school, because

665
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: that's all I going forward.

666
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: So apparently this is from a website, not from.

667
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 1: US, just some website.

668
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 2: It's some website.

669
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: It's what are the cred entries on this website?

670
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: It's a daycare website.

671
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: Oh wow, must be accurate, Yeah.

672
00:29:56,600 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 2: It must be accurate. Number One, they can communicate, well, yeah, yeah,

673
00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 2: Oscar's pretty good.

674
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 1: He to fine communicate.

675
00:30:04,120 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 2: It says here, what do they need to be able

676
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:10,000
Speaker 2: to say or recite? So it's more so about like

677
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 2: following instructions.

678
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:19,360
Speaker 1: Okay, Oscar's a dim weit so no, look, yeah he

679
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,440
Speaker 1: can follow instructions, but he needs to be really really.

680
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:24,480
Speaker 1: He is at the point where he's like, if I

681
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: go do this, and it's like very obvious why he

682
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: should do that? He go, why, So.

683
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 2: That's good man, he's questioning.

684
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the problem. Keep questioning me.

685
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 2: Okay. Number two, sit still, No, Marley can sit still

686
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 2: with the iPad.

687
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: Just send to them to school.

688
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:49,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, YouTube kids number three, you uses the bathroom independently. Yeah,

689
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 2: Oscar's ship story from two episodes ago. So yes and

690
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:54,760
Speaker 2: no we fine pooh, not so much.

691
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: Depends if the school wants shit all over it.

692
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 2: Wiping is the kids.

693
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 1: Since that story, Oscar is really getting He's getting better,

694
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: But like, I wouldn't trust him in the public toilet.

695
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 2: No, No, it's up to Marley.

696
00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: I thought i'd say that about myself. I wouldn't trust

697
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:13,480
Speaker 1: that going on.

698
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:19,160
Speaker 2: Public number four connects well with others.

699
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oscar's pretty good, but he's so timid sometimes he

700
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: he would be the sort of kids that be like but.

701
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,680
Speaker 2: I think all kids surely will be nervous right going in.

702
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think like he would probably all right after

703
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 1: like a week or so.

704
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,520
Speaker 2: But where I saw Marley in an environment where I

705
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 2: thought she's not quite ready. One of the kids at

706
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: her daycare had a birthday party. He did tell me

707
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 2: about that, and it was so obviously segregated. The kids

708
00:31:44,880 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 2: are running around playing games, those who were going on

709
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 2: to KINDI or school the next year, and those who

710
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 2: still had one more year. And it was like light

711
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 2: and day and Marley for a little bit was trying

712
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: to keep up with the older kids, and she was

713
00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 2: always just like one step behind with playing games, and

714
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 2: even size wise, she was just a lot smaller.

715
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think yeah, Oscar would be the same. I

716
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,920
Speaker 1: think it's his age. Be fine. But if you start

717
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 1: to put a couple other kid because there's like you

718
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 1: one year tube and they are such they are bigger kids.

719
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 1: Man like dude, Yeah.

720
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: Because a little boy I think he is, he's tying.

721
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: Marley could take him. He's very tanned right now, very tan.

722
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: Anyway.

723
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 2: Number five, last one. They're good with their motor skills.

724
00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: He can't drive well, he probably could drive better than me.

725
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,200
Speaker 1: He's not going to drive himself to school.

726
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:33,720
Speaker 2: Okay. Can he throw a ball?

727
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can he jump yeah?

728
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 2: Can he climb?

729
00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

730
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:39,680
Speaker 2: Mate, he's ready, Send him in.

731
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: Send him off to walk.

732
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 3: I say these kids are very good off of war.

733
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,400
Speaker 2: But I'm sure people are listening right now, going you

734
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 2: guys are doing the wrong thing.

735
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 1: Maybe we are, fuck you, they're my kids. Man, I'll

736
00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 1: probably get the people being like you are severely liminiting

737
00:32:58,160 --> 00:32:59,440
Speaker 1: your child's potential.

738
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:04,360
Speaker 2: But man, I would rather I would rather send Marley

739
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 2: when she's ready and confident rather than having to be

740
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 2: like the one trying to keep up with the other kids.

741
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: And also daycare finishes the five and school finishes it three.

742
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,400
Speaker 3: I don't want to marry that earlier.

743
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 2: I'm not ready for that.

744
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: It's like it's the old thing where it's like every

745
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: kid's going to be different. Okay, so people are going

746
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: to come at us. It's like your kid might be there.

747
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 1: Your kid might be same, exactly the same age and

748
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: be there with all of those skills and be there

749
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 1: with all of that maturity. Mine is not.

750
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 2: And I love it when you get serious.

751
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:37,479
Speaker 1: I know I can switch it up.

752
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 2: Gosh, it's sexy.

753
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: I can switch it up big time. Just you wait,

754
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 1: some really serious stuff coming in my monologue. I get

755
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: my glass of wine and we talk about my monologue.

756
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 1: Your question, Oh there's another one, Matthew. I don't know

757
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 1: who this is from, but very good question for dads.

758
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,840
Speaker 1: Fellow dads, how do you on your fellow dad tribes

759
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: as a new dad? Now, Matthew, before we get onto

760
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: your answer, which I'm sure will be an amazing answer,

761
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 1: we all know when you become a first dad, right

762
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 1: and your new dad, and you're like I don't know

763
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: what the fuck I'm doing. But I would also like

764
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:20,600
Speaker 1: to find out from other dads in the same situation

765
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: what the fuck they're doing, Like, how do you do that?

766
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 1: I'm still trying, you know what I mean? You know

767
00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 1: what I mean.

768
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,680
Speaker 2: I don't think I Oh no, I've not really had

769
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,560
Speaker 2: like a trumb of dads. My friends that had kids

770
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:38,239
Speaker 2: moved into state back to Queensland.

771
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 1: Away from here, and.

772
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,800
Speaker 2: So those of friends who were still in Sydney didn't

773
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:47,399
Speaker 2: have kids and.

774
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,480
Speaker 1: Mysteriously changed their phone numbers.

775
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 2: That's really strange. I feel like when you don't have kids,

776
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 2: you don't want to hang out with people with their

777
00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:57,279
Speaker 2: kids like that.

778
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:58,840
Speaker 1: Me and my friend with no kids just sent me

779
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,400
Speaker 1: the other day and it was like me showing you

780
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: to see the pictures of my kids and the glasses.

781
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 2: Totally. I remember like even inviting friends, those friends who

782
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:11,560
Speaker 2: didn't have kids to birthday parties.

783
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 1: Or come over and see my kids.

784
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:15,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good, Like I'd rather, I'd rather go into

785
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 2: the beach.

786
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 3: Have you got a dog, I'll come over and see that.

787
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 2: Like you don't wanna, you don't want to be a

788
00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,400
Speaker 2: part of it. So now some of those friends have

789
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 2: got kids, they've just recently given birth.

790
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:25,759
Speaker 1: They come and crawling back to you.

791
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're like no, because we've done.

792
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: Please please, I need my friend take anything. Because we

793
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 2: didn't have we're not like you ash Well, we didn't.

794
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 1: Have that bikable I'm on today.

795
00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 2: Sorry, we didn't.

796
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 1: Have the quick wit gets me sometimes.

797
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, you I thought you were you were lacking

798
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,200
Speaker 2: midway through. You've come home strong. You've always been a

799
00:35:52,200 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 2: strong finisher.

800
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: Tell that to April and they're coming back.

801
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 2: We didn't have that mother group even even I remember

802
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 2: there's a church down the road here and one of

803
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 2: my old neighbors was like, hey, on Wednesday. They used

804
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: to have the kids on a Wednesday. She's like, we

805
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 2: go to the church and there's like just all these

806
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:12,680
Speaker 2: other parents.

807
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: There, all these other god botherers.

808
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 2: Oh I'm not religious at all. And I initially was like,

809
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,280
Speaker 2: I don't want to go to church. Dude, Like five bucks,

810
00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 2: you do a quick prayer at the start.

811
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 1: There's always a cost with these people.

812
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 2: Then they feed you then yeah, so I was like

813
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 2: great crackers and wine. Yeah, I mean that I'll do

814
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 2: a prayer and pay five bucks if it means I

815
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 2: get food and then my kids.

816
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: Can play what's on the menu.

817
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 2: It was like your sandwiches and like my friends going, yeah,

818
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:44,239
Speaker 2: it options no lobster what I'm used to, but it

819
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: was it was like the easiest way to chew up

820
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 2: two hours. There was not a single dad there, and

821
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, kee some milks. It's

822
00:36:56,719 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 2: very disrespectful to call mother's mills and a compliment.

823
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,279
Speaker 1: How do you think it's compliments? Yeah. Look, I've been

824
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: really lucky because April had a really good mother's group,

825
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: which was spoken about on this I had because it's

826
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,080
Speaker 1: not a mother's group anymore. It's a dad's group. It's

827
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: dude's crew now. So I've got a tribe. So you'd

828
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: be careful, young man.

829
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 2: I don't care old relationship. Tomorrow, I'll be fine.

830
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,399
Speaker 1: You cry yourself to sleep every night.

831
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 2: Is there a hattie? Then spend time with the different groups.

832
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,080
Speaker 1: So I've got so mother's group is really good because

833
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 1: there's going to be dads involved, not all the time.

834
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:42,400
Speaker 1: There can be two mums. It's a good way to

835
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 1: meet other dads. But look, it's kind of like a

836
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: lucky dip in a way where you could be like

837
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,720
Speaker 1: you could all gel or people could be on different

838
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: paths just fine as well. I can get really serious

839
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: and I'm not serious.

840
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 2: You can change gears so very quickly.

841
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: It's concerning can you do it in your wine voice?

842
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:03,240
Speaker 1: So what I would say, you couldn't find a fenny

843
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: mixed bag of people that.

844
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:05,920
Speaker 3: Why is he going to tell you.

845
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 1: That's right? Anyway? So you could get like a group

846
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: you gel with, or you get a group we don't

847
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: jail with. But like for me, we got a group

848
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,320
Speaker 1: we gel with. But then also all of my friends

849
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:20,080
Speaker 1: that I would hang out with regularly, bar one or

850
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: two of them, which are the ones that are just like,

851
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,319
Speaker 1: I don't want to come over and see your kids,

852
00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: they all had kids at the same time. So I

853
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,760
Speaker 1: got really lucky that I had a really big tribe

854
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 1: on two sides. So like when we just went away,

855
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: then we had the dude's crew and the mother's group.

856
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 1: But then also one of my mates who is part

857
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 1: of the other side came along got on with them too.

858
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:41,360
Speaker 2: You blended them together.

859
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 1: I've blended, and I've successfully blended. I'm on one today anyway,

860
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: So I blended the two ones.

861
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:57,040
Speaker 2: I did. Actually, can I just say not to make

862
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 2: it sound like I'm a complete fucking loser.

863
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,520
Speaker 3: I did.

864
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,880
Speaker 2: I did find We found a friend in the park.

865
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, found a friend, Thank you.

866
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 2: I know you have been approached in the parks before

867
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 2: by other part I beat it. Count not into that.

868
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,440
Speaker 2: If any tips for people wanted to be friends with that,

869
00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 2: do not approach him in a park. He is not willing.

870
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:18,839
Speaker 1: I am not approachable. No, if you want to say

871
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: good day, that's fine. But if you bloody coaxed me

872
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: into a playdate, brah No.

873
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 2: We had it was like I think the third third

874
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 2: time on the weekend, because we have like a regular

875
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 2: parks that we attend and you see the same face.

876
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: You do the drive by. There's enough people there, battles

877
00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: keep going.

878
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:37,880
Speaker 2: But we saw the same family and then we had

879
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:40,800
Speaker 2: a quick chat. We had some similar friends, you know,

880
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 2: separated by.

881
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 3: Sure, some keys in the bowl.

882
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: Next day we're all hanging out, so we have we

883
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 2: don't see them enough because we're being very busy.

884
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:53,360
Speaker 1: They've moved away too, they did, they did move house.

885
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:55,520
Speaker 1: They did move.

886
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 2: I was surprised you've lasted this long with me to

887
00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,319
Speaker 2: be yea.

888
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very patient.

889
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Speaker 2: Are not going anywhere?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm tied to the desk. So you've got a

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Speaker 1: new friends.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: We're saying it's going to replace me.

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Speaker 2: No for two weeks. I'm just saying, like you're like, well,

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Speaker 2: you know, me and my fifty mates went to bar

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Speaker 2: because I've got so many and I'm.

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Speaker 1: A likable guy like I do. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: apologize for being a likable guy, and I would never

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Speaker 1: expect you to apologize for being an unlikable guy.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, she got new friends, what are the names? And

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Speaker 3: we will allowed to shout the mount on?

902
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't want to.

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Speaker 1: And they've got two kids. I got two kids.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, similarly sure not looking.

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Speaker 3: In the mirror.

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Speaker 1: He's good looking.

907
00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 2: They are good looking.

908
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,839
Speaker 3: They are very good looking at I mean.

909
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:39,880
Speaker 2: They're fit, they're strong.

910
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Speaker 1: Sorry, cam me out. I am unfit and weak.

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00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 2: No, so I I think Long story short, what I'm

912
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Speaker 2: trying to say is, if all else fails, go.

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Speaker 1: To the park lots.

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Speaker 2: Repetition, try and spot the same people.

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00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,120
Speaker 1: Try and like you when you were like a young

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Speaker 1: kid and you did things around other kids that they

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Speaker 1: might like, so they'd be like, I like that too,

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Speaker 1: So you do it. Just get close and you do

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Speaker 1: an activity that that other person might like, Like, I'll be like.

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00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:14,720
Speaker 3: Throw us another beer, Babe?

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Speaker 1: Did you hear me? Why are you saying that I

922
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:18,919
Speaker 1: like beer too?

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Speaker 2: The guy's like, you're drinking beers at the part.

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Speaker 1: Fuck? Yeah, bro, I need to be stopped. Anyway. That's

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Speaker 1: a enough today.

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Speaker 2: Would you like to do the wrap up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? If you've enjoyed this episode, please subscribe. Not all

928
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,799
Speaker 1: of the platforms you listen to podcasts. Please subscribe to

929
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 1: all of the platforms.

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00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,520
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, please subscribe.

931
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 2: If you enjoyed this episode, please give us a review,

932
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,799
Speaker 2: a couple of stars, a few comments. We would love that.

933
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,800
Speaker 2: If you think there's anyone out there who would benefit

934
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:55,839
Speaker 2: from listening to this fucking mental episode, send it their way.

935
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Speaker 1: I think people just needed to see my versatility.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, stretch that muscle.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be gonna I'm gonna be tired later.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Good thing you're getting public transport back home, because

939
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Speaker 2: you would not be able to make it there if

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Speaker 2: you're driving by yourself. I think that's it. I think

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Speaker 2: that's everything.

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Speaker 1: I think that is. Thank you as always.

943
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Speaker 2: Goodbye, see you later. Two Doting Dads Podcast acknowledges the

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Speaker 2: traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the connections to land,

945
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Speaker 2: see and community.

946
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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

947
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:38,000
Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land