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Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Tuesday Morning on Gold
Speaker 2: one I four point three for air Van WARTU have
Speaker 2: you world this morning? So yesterday my teenage daughter comes
Speaker 2: home from school, wh she says, do you wash your
Speaker 2: legs in the shower? I don't know why people have
Speaker 2: been talking at school about Monday eggs.
Speaker 3: There's old sticky legs.
Speaker 2: Oh bummy sticky eggs is here? You smell that guy's
Speaker 2: calves and so I was stick you anywhere? You just
Speaker 2: do stuff automatically in life, don't you just you kind
Speaker 2: of just stumble throw most of your life for you.
Speaker 2: Don't you do I really wine the last shower you
Speaker 2: had in your mind? Do my legs? I think yes,
Speaker 2: I do, actually, because I know a couple of weeks
Speaker 2: ago and it was my birthday last month. They got
Speaker 2: with some nice a soops shower wash and I found
Speaker 2: that I find that it only is a wash. It
Speaker 2: has a nice kind of milky moisturizing fell to it.
Speaker 2: And so I find that actually two of my legs
Speaker 2: is it has a nice silky texture like a lady.
Speaker 2: You know you have those nice you moisturize your legs
Speaker 2: when you get out of the showered in But this
Speaker 2: I feel like doing it there. So I do. Do
Speaker 2: you wash your legs and a shower?
Speaker 3: I do. I don't soap every day, but when I soap,
Speaker 3: I include the legs.
Speaker 2: You're not soaping up of the shower if you do it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I just go for a rinse. Yeah, just stand
Speaker 3: under the water.
Speaker 2: Can your und pits?
Speaker 3: I yeah, I give I give them some water by time.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I really would prefer some hygiene. Now I
Speaker 2: know what that smell is in there. I thought it
Speaker 2: was Huggy, because you know, Huggy drives is underpants sometimes
Speaker 2: in here overnight. I've told him to get a washing
Speaker 2: life or something, he just drives them out in here.
Speaker 2: You can't be doing that. Some sort of hobo or something.
Speaker 2: I still use the owner and so don't you can't
Speaker 2: do all the job?
Speaker 3: No, I think they smell okay now.
Speaker 2: But you know what it is often people with bo
Speaker 2: they can't smell.
Speaker 4: They can't smell it themselves.
Speaker 2: Why can't they? Why what do you think that is?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: They're the one person should smell. The rest of us
Speaker 2: don't need that gift. You should say, Patsy, do you
Speaker 2: wash your legs in a shell? No?
Speaker 4: The only time I wash them is if I shaved
Speaker 4: them once in a blue moon. It's the only time
Speaker 4: they see soap.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, who's got worse hygiene than out.
Speaker 2: Of me and you?
Speaker 4: But just you're washing the u top half right, and
Speaker 4: all the SuDS from your body wash go down your legs.
Speaker 2: In They don't know, they don't they drop off the torso,
Speaker 2: don't they? They just sort of And also, do you
Speaker 2: guys ever wash your feet in the sheller? That should
Speaker 2: be the big question, because that's the smelliest part of
Speaker 2: your body. We never wash our feet, do we? The
Speaker 2: bit that really needs the actually the most washing. You
Speaker 2: just kind of think it's it's like you said, perhaps
Speaker 2: it's a trick down.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you why you don't, because if you soaped
Speaker 3: up your feet, it's so slippery.
Speaker 2: The reason why I think this has come up is
Speaker 2: I did a google it today and it turns out
Speaker 2: there is a big thing going around the internet right
Speaker 2: now about do you watch the legs and the shower?
Speaker 2: And it all stems from this interview that Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: has done. Get this, Pats she says in this interview
Speaker 2: with Ellen, and I like it and I think she's
Speaker 2: a great TV show. But anyway, Taylor Swift Roddy does interview,
Speaker 2: so this big thing about she's got a lot she
Speaker 2: wants to say. The only clip I've seen so far
Speaker 2: is Ellen asking her does she wash her legs in
Speaker 2: a shower? That is where it's come from. I found,
Speaker 2: you know, someone times with these internet things like where
Speaker 2: did that come from? What's the source of it? The spring?
Speaker 2: Where is it? It's Taylor Swift on Ellen. And then
Speaker 2: the other thing is Taylor Swift in this clip I saw,
Speaker 2: she says that she shaves her leg legs not this
Speaker 2: is one of them, but where lady hairy? For the
Speaker 2: fans are like a nice lady with a hairy leg.
Speaker 2: And then smooth. On the other one, she shaves her
Speaker 2: legs every day. Oh gosh, no, no lady, do that.
Speaker 4: No, that's just asking for trouble. Makes them hairier and bristlier.
Speaker 2: How is it asking for trouble from their hair? God?
Speaker 4: Well, it makes the hair grow more.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 4: I don't believe she'd shave her legs. She'd be a
Speaker 4: laser girl. She can afford.
Speaker 2: Laser's tell you what? Why would she lie to Ellen degenerous?
Speaker 2: And is that? Actually it's not an over myth about shaving.
Speaker 2: It makes it grow quicker?
Speaker 4: No, it does.
Speaker 2: What's the science of that, because surely if men shave,
Speaker 2: then what it starts growing back quicker?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does on my legs.
Speaker 5: I know that.
Speaker 3: Really, I'm going to start shaving in those little ball patches.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we're not going to out the old mange
Speaker 2: of jack bows again.
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Speaker 2: Well, the big thing I need is a panel beater.
Speaker 2: Scratched the car yesterday. Wife doesn't get back to a
Speaker 2: Winson night. I'm just trying to there not be something
Speaker 2: that I screwed up on. I've been doing so well
Speaker 2: so far, you know, and obviously you're worried about our
Speaker 2: youngest store having concussion and got the call from school
Speaker 2: yesterday to go and get out of school. And then
Speaker 2: she seems to be okay and have a really big appetite,
Speaker 2: slept for three hours, and then it suddenly hit me
Speaker 2: you had a massive maths test in the afternoon, and
Speaker 2: I'm like, once again, those kids have played me. And
Speaker 2: I'm like, what time is that math test that you
Speaker 2: kept going on about all weekend? How are you dreading
Speaker 2: it after lunch? When did I get you before? Like, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: it's because your mind's are you do not have severe
Speaker 2: concussion anyway, So I need a panel bey to when
Speaker 2: I was rushing because at the time when you get
Speaker 2: the phone call from the school and she'd had a
Speaker 2: little bit of worry about concussion. After the footy game
Speaker 2: on Sunday afternoon, I leg it there to quickly spossible,
Speaker 2: thinking cracker may maybe I didn't take to the hospital
Speaker 2: to go and get scanned. So I get home, I
Speaker 2: get in the car and you know, when you're rushing
Speaker 2: and you've not been as vigilans you should be, and
Speaker 2: I scratched the car, get out the driveway, and you
Speaker 2: just hear that horrible, ugly metallic he slammed the brake
Speaker 2: call and then something pops out that obviously was painting it,
Speaker 2: and you think, so that's bad. I don't have time
Speaker 2: right now to really get into that. That will be
Speaker 2: waiting for me later. You kind of hope that the
Speaker 2: car pixies or life fairies will mend it. So actually, ah,
Speaker 2: it's actually okay. There was just a made up sound
Speaker 2: effect play. I got to challenge me in my way today.
Speaker 2: But then later on in the afternoon, I went out
Speaker 2: to have a look and it went, ah, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: fold up the pain. And it's like, you know anything,
Speaker 2: you've only got to have like an inch on that door,
Speaker 2: one of those doors, and that's it. They've got to
Speaker 2: do the whole door. So Basicallychine Panel Service. Do we
Speaker 2: have any listeners working for Sheine Panel Service? I mean,
Speaker 2: what do they do? Because I remember a couple of
Speaker 2: years ago this happened and this guy came around my house.
Speaker 2: He thought he could walk on water. He was called
Speaker 2: the dent Magician. Right. This guy loved himself. You know
Speaker 2: when you just see someone, I'm gonna love this guy right.
Speaker 2: He was immacately turned out. He had like a T
Speaker 2: shirt with Dent Magician on it. He was ripped, and
Speaker 2: I was like, this guy like red flags before having
Speaker 2: waving open the door, and Stray was like, sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: like ex wife's giving me a lot of grief. Anyway,
Speaker 2: is it too much? Just get the dent out Dent Magician.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of the marriage Magician. I then go,
Speaker 2: I start challenging because I'm interested about what he's going
Speaker 2: to do. He goes, if you don't mind, I'd rather
Speaker 2: not tell you. I know what you do. And I said,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to talk on the radio. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna share.
Speaker 3: You're still his business.
Speaker 2: You'll see a David Copperfield. And then he goes still
Speaker 2: rather not. He erects a screen around my car like
Speaker 2: a murdercine that I'm not allowed to despite me paying
Speaker 2: way too much for the Dent Magician to start working,
Speaker 2: and I say, I hear a really weedy sort of
Speaker 2: machine starts. I think, what is it actually doing there? Anyway,
Speaker 2: we've went into the Dent Magician once. He then goes
Speaker 2: he opens up some of the screen when you can
Speaker 2: come and have a look now and they go in
Speaker 2: there and the dent magician that's why he's called that
Speaker 2: the dent and gone, so I can't fly him over.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they head panel baders that came out
Speaker 3: to your house like a call.
Speaker 2: Think it's a certain dents by What this is involves
Speaker 2: the scratch I've made yesterday, involves that filled up paintwork.
Speaker 3: Not even a magician can do it. We have the
Speaker 3: touch up.
Speaker 4: Melbourne has a touch up guys, but you might need
Speaker 4: more than that. If it's like back to Beer Middle, I.
Speaker 2: Tell you what I need is it needs to be
Speaker 2: fixed by tomorrow evening nine point thirty. Because Sarah doesn't
Speaker 2: know about it, and she's always saying to me, one day,
Speaker 2: you're going to scratch that car. You never judge that
Speaker 2: angle right when you're driving out, and she was like,
Speaker 2: oh god, she's gonna come back, and she's just say, Chris,
Speaker 2: I've been telling you for the last year and you've
Speaker 2: gone and done it. I need it not to be
Speaker 2: there when she gets back. So why aren't there more
Speaker 2: companies that work twenty four hours? Why can't you just
Speaker 2: drop a car off at like two in the morning
Speaker 2: to get something beaten out of it. So yeah, basically, Pats,
Speaker 2: I know you're used to be a before that you've
Speaker 2: got discovered by the news teaming Pats used to work
Speaker 2: at Sheen Panel Service. So if you can bring your
Speaker 2: tools in tomorrow the.
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Speaker 2: up on the podcast listening to here in Melbourne and
Speaker 2: I had a topic about things you've accidentally thrown away.
Speaker 2: My dad is a ceial offender when it comes to
Speaker 2: throwing other people's things away. My mum had a ratty
Speaker 2: old robe that she wore all the time, so for
Speaker 2: Mother's Day, me and my brother tracked down a brand
Speaker 2: new robe exactly like the one she already had. She
Speaker 2: was so happy with the president she couldn't find it.
Speaker 2: A couple of days later, when she asked my dad
Speaker 2: where the bag was, he went, oh, that bag, that
Speaker 2: was just hanging around with all the old wrapping paper,
Speaker 2: and I threw it out Christian. The robe was so heavy.
Speaker 2: If you ever tried to pick up a bag with
Speaker 2: a robe in there, they are heavy. They're not light.
Speaker 2: It gets We bought a replacement robe. He absolutely threw
Speaker 2: that one away as well. Do you not think once
Speaker 2: there's a mistake. He just doesn't like the robe. Another
Speaker 2: one was and when we went to Broom on holiday,
Speaker 2: I was fifteen, saved up money to buy some pearl earrings,
Speaker 2: not very good quality, what with me just being fifteen,
Speaker 2: how I wanted to wear them so I could look
Speaker 2: like Tiffany, they could like fake Tiffany diamond earrings and
Speaker 2: put them in this little tiny bag. And guess who
Speaker 2: threw them out? My dad. So far we reckon. He's
Speaker 2: probably thrown out about ten thousand dollars worth of stuff.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. I love the son of your dad, Eda, Eda.
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Speaker 6: On this.
Speaker 2: Day mystery. On this day just suddenly realized another day
Speaker 2: from yesterday, another day closer to my wedding anniversary Thursday
Speaker 2: than another busy day yesterday. What was scratching a car
Speaker 2: having had a chance to get a present for twenty one.
Speaker 3: Years something made of brass or something made of nickel.
Speaker 2: Told you nickelback merchandise. What finer for a lady celebrating
Speaker 2: marking twenty one years of our union Jack you're in
Speaker 2: chance today have on this day in mystery?
Speaker 3: The question for today is forty years ago Australia issued
Speaker 3: what could be the most unusual fine ever, What was
Speaker 3: it and who was it to?
Speaker 2: So? Was it to an individual? Were they finding someone here?
Speaker 2: Because you know this is quite nanny stay here. I
Speaker 2: thought we liked that in bomby Land, but there are
Speaker 2: a lot of fines that get bandied around here.
Speaker 3: It was not to an individual, do you know?
Speaker 2: By the way, I still can't read the old street signs.
Speaker 2: You know where that's like split into four quadrants like
Speaker 2: a shield, and it's got like an s like a
Speaker 2: dollar sign with an arrow through it and then an
Speaker 2: arrow one way the way and go. Can I just
Speaker 2: tell me parking or no? Parking?
Speaker 3: Bank will take a photo and send me a photo
Speaker 3: message and say can I park for a park?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: I might start doing it's our service. Then I'm happy
Speaker 2: to subscribe, like I shoot you ten bucks a month
Speaker 2: because yesterday again I got another fine. I'm picking up
Speaker 2: a bike one a month of eighty bucks a great day.
Speaker 2: I think they're deliberately confusing.
Speaker 3: They're so confusing. And then sometimes they'll have like five
Speaker 3: to seven pm on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: What happens? Is there a happy hour? I can't park
Speaker 2: happy hour? What's going on between five and seven?
Speaker 3: I think there must be some for a street sweeper
Speaker 3: to come through. That's the only reason I think they
Speaker 3: would have like on Tuesday from nine am to ten am,
Speaker 3: no parking, yes.
Speaker 4: Or clear ways there are a big thing.
Speaker 3: No, but it chooses one day. Sometimes on Wednesdays.
Speaker 2: There's too much information about in a shield anyway, so
Speaker 2: I have confused it. I'm taking us off down a
Speaker 2: sign road. The question again for today's On this Day
Speaker 2: mystery is on.
Speaker 3: This Dame History Australia issued what could be the unusual fine? Ever,
Speaker 3: what was it and who was it to?
Speaker 2: Okay, give us a call with you guess there's no
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Speaker 2: Three Christian try parking in a truck mail space in
Speaker 2: South yer Are. There's a few spots like this, say
Speaker 2: simply find you for the option you don't fit in. Yeah,
Speaker 2: do you know what i'd I actually do need to
Speaker 2: start taking pictures and like sending it to Jack for
Speaker 2: you to work out whether or not I can pay there,
Speaker 2: or if there's some kind of app or if there's
Speaker 2: anyone who's got like a doctor's got one of those
Speaker 2: spared doctor on call things, you know, the exempt you
Speaker 2: week can just park anywhere.
Speaker 3: So that's to say, if you're a doctor attending to
Speaker 3: an emergency, you can park whereveryone.
Speaker 2: Because you imagine if you were a doctor visiting a
Speaker 2: sick patient at home, you can't be driving around looking
Speaker 2: for a parking spot. So they have this thing it's especial.
Speaker 2: Then only doctors have where it sits on there. It
Speaker 2: says doctor on call, which is a great phrase. Isn't
Speaker 2: it an old old timey phrase? Isn't it doctor on call?
Speaker 2: And I always I wish I wish I had one
Speaker 2: of those, Maybe said DJ I and call. He's probably
Speaker 2: taken requests or any last requests. Let's still on this
Speaker 2: day in mystery, this day, mystery, on this date? Is
Speaker 2: there a featuring called last Requests?
Speaker 3: Are they really dying?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Of course, I'm going to go around like a veryo
Speaker 2: care hose. Doris, Doris, don't go to light yet you say?
Speaker 2: The chorus sounds a bit like what was it? Doris?
Speaker 2: Stay with us? Doris meat loaf? Right, Okay, now we're somewhere. No,
Speaker 2: they're not really die. We're going to go around hospitals
Speaker 2: where they're seriously or people. I've got a feature called
Speaker 2: last Requests. We'll get it. Would you easily get a
Speaker 2: sponsor sales? Do you know what? Let's try this right,
Speaker 2: Let's get the producer brand to email sales going. Christian's
Speaker 2: got a feature called last Request. It's dying people requesting
Speaker 2: a song. I bet you that'd be sponsored within twenty
Speaker 2: four hour home or home absolutely one of the undertakers.
Speaker 2: You know, have you They're ferocious that sales team. Anyway,
Speaker 2: on this day mystery chat the question today find out.
Speaker 3: They sold it for the rest of the year and
Speaker 3: now will have to.
Speaker 2: Do it everywhere. I have to keep doing it.
Speaker 3: The question is forty years ago Australia issued a really
Speaker 3: unusual fine. What was it and who was it? Two?
Speaker 2: Was it for Fox FM for crimes against radio? All right,
Speaker 2: let's go to Tim. Good morning, Tim, Good morning, Good morning, Tim,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. How are you this morning, mate?
Speaker 2: I'm very well, Thank you excellent Tim? All right, what
Speaker 2: do you think the answer is?
Speaker 5: I reckon Australia issue a fine too NASA for a
Speaker 5: bit of space juck that will fell out of the
Speaker 5: sky and I believe it was somewhere over in Western Australia.
Speaker 2: Tim, You're absolutely right, Tim, several hats off. How did
Speaker 2: you know that? We didn't think anyone would get it right.
Speaker 2: It's a great question.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I just remember hearing about it years
Speaker 5: and years ago. When you asked the question, I just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: that must be it.
Speaker 2: Tim. I was going to put any brides on this,
Speaker 2: but you know what if you want to come and
Speaker 2: see Rocketman next week with us, this big new Elton
Speaker 2: John movie on Monday Night. You're more than welcome. We
Speaker 2: love to see that. Timbo will see you there.
Speaker 3: Yes, So what happened so the town of Espirans in
Speaker 3: w A. He's absolutely right. NASA had sent up what
Speaker 3: they wanted to be the original space station and they
Speaker 3: couldn't keep it up there. It disintegrated coming back to
Speaker 3: Earth and parts of it fell over w A.
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 3: So they issued a four hundred dollars fine for littering, which, yeah.
Speaker 2: How arrogant of NASA. They can write, there's been billions
Speaker 2: on that space program. Do you think it can get?
Speaker 2: You know, whether you get the first sort of thing
Speaker 2: about a fine, don't you? Then you get the black letter,
Speaker 2: that angry blood red one.
Speaker 3: You think they came down They just been it threatening
Speaker 3: to send the sheriff around, clamped their wheels.
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Speaker 2: Three produce about just pumped into studio. I thought, so
Speaker 2: I took about some urgent business to do with the show,
Speaker 2: and Jack you'll be my witness. This is what she said,
Speaker 2: it's the middle of the show, guys, take a look
Speaker 2: ount there. Sometimes I just can't comprehend space. Some night
Speaker 2: work the word that is what she said.
Speaker 3: She said she can't comprehend outside of this fear. We
Speaker 3: could just go up into space.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, produce about it? I just don't.
Speaker 7: I find that what is outside of Earth is so
Speaker 7: immense unknown. It's really hard to imagine that we can
Speaker 7: go out of this globe that we live in and
Speaker 7: be in another realm.
Speaker 2: If you like, are you high? I've told you before
Speaker 2: about taking drugs after the show, do what you want,
Speaker 2: but not between six and ten The.
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Speaker 2: is today? Why were you on the roof yesterday? We're
Speaker 2: chatting to a caller had some story about being up
Speaker 2: on the roof. Why were you on the roof? Also
Speaker 2: creative parental punishments. I remember a friend of mine, his
Speaker 2: dad was going nuts. He kept slamming the bedroom door
Speaker 2: all the time, right, And so his dad said, seriously, son,
Speaker 2: stopped doing that, and he didn't. His dad took the
Speaker 2: hinges off the door, took the door off, and for
Speaker 2: a week he had no door. And when you're fourteen
Speaker 2: year old boy go through all those changes, you need
Speaker 2: a door. He did not sat hard a week. The
Speaker 2: door went back on. He never slammed that door ever. Again.
Speaker 2: What a smart punishment that is? So yeah, unusually in
Speaker 2: creative parental punishments. What did your mom and dad do
Speaker 2: to you yesterday? I've scratched, ripped of paintwork off and
Speaker 2: put a dent in the passenger door. I want to
Speaker 2: try and get a repair before my wife comes back Thursday.
Speaker 2: There must be stories about where you try to hide
Speaker 2: dents and prangs from your other half. It's such a
Speaker 2: big area of a bone of contention and relationships, isn't it.
Speaker 2: When when of he prangs the car, it's a lecture
Speaker 2: from the other one, the money involved, you're rushing around.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are some of you got stories where
Speaker 2: you've dented or praying in the car and you've not
Speaker 2: said a thing, and so when the other half goes,
Speaker 2: I think I've just dented the car, You keep quiet,
Speaker 2: You sit down when he should have stood up. So
Speaker 2: if you've got a still on that nine four one
Speaker 2: O four three? Are you named after TV character? The
Speaker 2: l's biggest TV show, Game of Thrones ended yesterday, loads
Speaker 2: of different strange and unusual TV characters names like Denarius
Speaker 2: and lots of our young babies all over the world
Speaker 2: being named after Game of Thrones characters. Are you actually
Speaker 2: named after TV character. One of you, Jillian, who listens
Speaker 2: to the show, is such a mad Dallas fan that
Speaker 2: she named her daughter April, which is a lovely name
Speaker 2: after Bobby Ewing if you remember him in Dallas Pats
Speaker 2: Bobby Ewing's second wife April. But are you named after
Speaker 2: a TV character? And the last one? We'll hear this
Speaker 2: phrase a lot. He It's always he, really she it's
Speaker 2: always he was caught with his with his trousers down?
Speaker 2: Has anyone actually is that true? Has anyone actually lived
Speaker 2: out that well known, well worn phrase caught with their
Speaker 2: trousers down? All right? Those are your five topics this
Speaker 2: morning on nine four one four three? Why were you
Speaker 2: on the roof creative and unusual parental punishments? Has anyone
Speaker 2: actually been caught with their trousers down? Hiding dents and
Speaker 2: brags from your other half? And are you named after
Speaker 2: TV character? All right? Give us a call out, jump
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Speaker 2: Three doing five to bit Tuesday? Christian five to bit Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Are you named after a TV character? We named our
Speaker 2: daughter Kennedy from the TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Speaker 2: We just started watching the show with her, looking forward
Speaker 2: to seeing her reaction when she finds out the reception
Speaker 2: the inspiration for her name is a slayer. Buffy was
Speaker 2: a great TV show, really really smart show that All right, then,
Speaker 2: let's see what you got on the lines this morning.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Amy and Frankston. Good morning, Amy, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning, welcome to five Little Bit Tuesday. And you
Speaker 2: got one about creative parental punishments.
Speaker 8: Yeah. So I used to read a lot, and my
Speaker 8: parents used to take the light bulbs out of my
Speaker 8: room so I wouldn't read into the night because I
Speaker 8: used to sleep in.
Speaker 9: Just specause of this. But I used to get creative.
Speaker 8: In going around it, because I would still my brother's
Speaker 8: game boy with a little light that was attached to it, yep,
Speaker 8: and use that instead to read so that the light
Speaker 8: wouldn't show under my door.
Speaker 2: And that sounds like you're living in some kind of prison,
Speaker 2: whether you're like random sat Inspections just found a heading
Speaker 2: contramand lights pretty much walk the line, Amy, walk the line.
Speaker 2: No reading in this house? All right, Amy, Thank you
Speaker 2: very much. She called I have a good day. You
Speaker 2: do all right, John and Keysbrooke. Good morning, Johnny Boy,
Speaker 2: are you going? I'm good, John, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: I wish one here calling in about John named.
Speaker 10: After a TV character?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, go on, what do you got?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's not my daughter. I named her after Dana
Speaker 10: Scully off The.
Speaker 2: X Files, another great TV show. Wasn't that big TV show?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 11: I was.
Speaker 10: I was right into the X Files. And when yeah,
Speaker 10: I found out my wife was pregnant and we had
Speaker 10: a daughter, I wanted to name it Dana.
Speaker 2: Oh that's prettiant, Dana Scully. Does she know how old
Speaker 2: is she now?
Speaker 10: My daughter is twenty two?
Speaker 2: Yep, you got that in the end. Yeah, I knew.
Speaker 2: Quys we're going to do on the show, how old
Speaker 2: are your children? Get it right? Win Cash, jolly boylace.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 10: She's she's had a kid of her own now. And
Speaker 10: her partner named my grandson after a fighter at a
Speaker 10: Mortal Combat. I think it was.
Speaker 2: This is great. I didn't know you had a hidden
Speaker 2: owners track on this story named after your character for
Speaker 2: Mortal Combat.
Speaker 10: Yeah yeah, Raid, Yeah, Raid?
Speaker 2: Okay, John, thank you very much. John Way. Hey listen, John,
Speaker 2: you're going to come and see rocket Man with us.
Speaker 2: She gave us two stories there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, now pass them on to the next column.
Speaker 2: Now I work nights, oh dear, Or how you start?
Speaker 10: I started ten o'clock at night.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what would be done by then. We've all
Speaker 2: got to get to bed. You we're like send her
Speaker 2: and I turned into pumpkin.
Speaker 10: If not in bed by midnight, I'm a baker.
Speaker 2: So you still don't want to come.
Speaker 10: No, given, give him to the next column, John, I'll
Speaker 10: pay it forward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're very kind.
Speaker 12: Not that.
Speaker 2: That's that's your John, John. Love talk to you, mate, Okay,
Speaker 2: thanks for calling.
Speaker 10: Thanks, mate, I have a good day.
Speaker 2: He did not want to come to that screen if
Speaker 2: I said, listen, we're doing at seven in the morning.
Speaker 3: We'll come to your house up, we'll screen it.
Speaker 2: In your bakery. Nah, no hanging out with you listening
Speaker 2: in the morning. They want to see you with you, Oh,
Speaker 2: any part of the day. He was brilliant. Two great
Speaker 2: stories at Megan, good morning, Good morning, Christian. Well goodness
Speaker 2: is you already won some tickets and the rocket Man
Speaker 2: because John's has paid it forward.
Speaker 9: Thank you, John.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true for you. Now which one are you
Speaker 2: calling it about?
Speaker 9: Meghan, I'm calling about the dint in the car. Oh yeah,
Speaker 9: So my sister and I borrowed my brother's car on
Speaker 9: the sly. We didn't tell him, So we borrowed his
Speaker 9: car and took it to the shops and there was
Speaker 9: a bit of a narrow parking space. Being a you know,
Speaker 9: I backed into that parking space and.
Speaker 2: That noise.
Speaker 9: So we scrambled and panicked because we're a bit afraid
Speaker 9: of a big brother. Couple five years age gaps between us,
Speaker 9: and we're a bit scared of him at the time,
Speaker 9: and so we head off to super cheap order and
Speaker 9: bought all the things bits and bobs to fix the car,
Speaker 9: and we painted it and popped out the little dent
Speaker 9: and thought we'd done a really great job, took the
Speaker 9: car home and didn't say the word. And a few
Speaker 9: weeks later, my brother storms into our house some was
Speaker 9: banged into my car and hasn't left the note, and
Speaker 9: and my sister I just we did not say a
Speaker 9: single word. We just looked at each other, you know,
Speaker 9: crickets and all that sort of stuff, and we said nothing.
Speaker 9: And I swear to you, Christian, that was twenty five
Speaker 9: years ago, and it's.
Speaker 2: Just a perfect crime. It's the perfect crime. I'm not
Speaker 2: judging you. I'm in awe of you. Ah.
Speaker 9: We had not told him. He's listening, Paul. I'm really,
Speaker 9: really sorry. It was sneaky and I and please don't
Speaker 9: hurt us.
Speaker 2: Can you? Can you come around and sort my car
Speaker 2: out so my wife doesn't see it when she comes
Speaker 2: back Thursday.
Speaker 9: It sounds like you two a good Yeah, we're masters.
Speaker 2: Can I just ask a question? Are you from New Zealand? No?
Speaker 2: I thought the way you said dent as in DNT
Speaker 2: in the car, I thought it was a key.
Speaker 3: We again. I guess you could have a dent or
Speaker 3: a dint, can you.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you could have a DNT.
Speaker 4: Now, isn't it dented? If it's got a dint, it's dented.
Speaker 2: What's the DNT?
Speaker 4: Same thing?
Speaker 2: No, it's two words, d E N. They don't want
Speaker 2: to be d I N T like lint?
Speaker 4: The same, isn't it? Same bit?
Speaker 3: Different? Dint is a small dent?
Speaker 2: That the.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a difference, Gosha. We've learned a lot during
Speaker 2: this corn Megan, Megan, we see it rocket man Monday night.
Speaker 9: Heay, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: John John de Baker is not going to be there though.
Speaker 2: That's one of the moments signing for him. All right,
Speaker 2: keep your calls coming. Then five top Tuesday. The topic
Speaker 2: is this morning are and the best stories. We're giving
Speaker 2: you tickets come and see you rocket Man with us
Speaker 2: unless you don't want to be there. Why were you
Speaker 2: on the roof? Stories about why you're on the roof?
Speaker 2: Creative and unusual parental punishments, Has anyone ever actually been
Speaker 2: caught with their trousers down? Hiding DNT and dent from
Speaker 2: the other half? And are you named after a TV character?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: We're in the middle of five to bit Tuesday. One
Speaker 2: of the topics is you know the phrase caught with
Speaker 2: their pants down? Has anyone actually been caught with their
Speaker 2: pants down? Have had to edit this erail from Karen Ballad,
Speaker 2: Morning Guys, My husband and I were spicing things up,
Speaker 2: Edith Veil bird Watch one night. Wait wait wait, I
Speaker 2: know I paused for a reason, just to give us
Speaker 2: all time to try and process half a sentence. Morning Guys,
Speaker 2: Hobby and myself were spicing things up at the Edith
Speaker 2: Veil bird watch one night.
Speaker 3: What is the Edith Vail bird Watch?
Speaker 2: I thought you guys might tell me.
Speaker 4: I'd say it's local bird watches gathering it Edith fail right, okay,
Speaker 4: doing all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2: But obviously not you know, looking out for actual birds. Well, yes,
Speaker 2: sure a lot of people are. But some people maybe
Speaker 2: they obviously get excited by nests. Who knows eggs? I
Speaker 2: don't know. Anyway, police showed up and asked what we
Speaker 2: were up to. We're up to in there, my husband
Speaker 2: hastily replied, and he still lives us down to the day.
Speaker 2: Just some hanky panky, officer. A great phrase. I wonder
Speaker 2: sometimes whether certain phrases will just not survive a generation. Phats.
Speaker 2: I don't think our kids are going to use the
Speaker 2: phrase hanky panky anymore. It even sounds a bit creepy now,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. For no good reason, we had it. It
Speaker 2: survived generations. Hanky they were up to, you know what
Speaker 2: they're up to? Well about hanky panky, anyway, he said,
Speaker 2: it's a bit of hanky panky, officer. The officer replied,
Speaker 2: need to take your pants down to your ankles for that,
Speaker 2: do your mate. Then they asked if we had any
Speaker 2: weapons or drugs with us, and then my husband then
Speaker 2: just went no, there's just some cricket gear in the car.
Speaker 3: There's too much to comprehend.
Speaker 2: He then asked us to changed and come out, and
Speaker 2: he led us off with the caution and then typical
Speaker 2: Australians Christian, my husband and the officer then got talking
Speaker 2: about I love all of that. That is brilliant, Karen.
Speaker 2: That's I'm going after Google now, edith Ville bird Watch.
Speaker 2: All right, so the five topics today on five Topic
Speaker 2: Tuesday are for you this morning? Wait you sir? That one?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 2: Has anyone actually been caught with their trousers down? Yes,
Speaker 2: Howard and her husband Edithville bird Watch. Are you named
Speaker 2: after a TV character? Many young babies over the last
Speaker 2: couple years have Game of Thrones, some huge epic rain
Speaker 2: have been named after various characters in the show. But
Speaker 2: are you named after TV character? Hiding DNTs and dents
Speaker 2: from your other half? Praying the car yesterday, I'm hoping
Speaker 2: to try and get a panel beat a a sort
Speaker 2: of app before my wife gets back Thursday. And creative
Speaker 2: and unusual unusual parental punishments and why were you on
Speaker 2: the roof for one oh four three? Stephanie? Good morning,
Speaker 2: Hi Christian, how are you. I'm good. Welcome to show, Steph.
Speaker 2: I know you called in to start to eight o'clock,
Speaker 2: so thanks for hanging on for us.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm ringing about the creative parental punishment.
Speaker 2: Oh brinniant, off you go.
Speaker 6: When I was growing up, I used to hate spending
Speaker 6: any money and everyone used to make fun of me
Speaker 6: because of this, and I used to hate cleaning my
Speaker 6: room as well. So Mum decided when I was out
Speaker 6: one day, she would clean my room and then she
Speaker 6: would charge me fifty.
Speaker 2: Dollars expensive clean. Yeah, clean a kid's bedroom. And how
Speaker 2: are you meant to get this fifty bucks together?
Speaker 10: Well, she's sort of.
Speaker 6: When I was a kid, you know, she had access
Speaker 6: to my bank account, so she sort of just took
Speaker 6: the fifty dollars out.
Speaker 2: Amazing. Her parents are clean. I mon't do that today.
Speaker 2: They clean their kids room and then invoice them. All right, Stephanie,
Speaker 2: thank you very much and cool.
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Thanks for shame.
Speaker 11: Okay, good ay, guys, here we go.
Speaker 2: We're good, Shane, I hope you're well this so well,
Speaker 2: thanks for calling the show, which one is calling in
Speaker 2: about Shane?
Speaker 11: First of all, I'd like to apologize because only listen
Speaker 11: to you twice or three times a week because the
Speaker 11: other three times I'm up in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I'll tell you what, Shane, you don't need to apologize,
Speaker 2: but how lovely for apologizing for your absence. Can anyone
Speaker 2: cover Shane's days he's not listening to show? Shane? Where's
Speaker 2: two days do you miss when you're in Sydney? Mate?
Speaker 10: Well?
Speaker 11: At rotates sometimes Mondays and Wednesdays, and it's Tuesday, Thursdays
Speaker 11: and Friday.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see we can get someone and cover
Speaker 2: the day. I can't have missing listeners. We've only got
Speaker 2: twelve of you. Anyway. You know that we've got posters
Speaker 2: everywhere that I wanted, posters more than advertised. All right, Sharone,
Speaker 2: if you go back.
Speaker 11: I light it's so bad being on the route. And
Speaker 11: what happened was I'm a big fan of photographing lightning,
Speaker 11: and I've been on the roof many a times photographing lightning,
Speaker 11: and one particular night was it was getting a big close,
Speaker 11: so I decided to get down, started to rain, and
Speaker 11: just as I got down, a lightning bolt hit about
Speaker 11: two hundred meters away. Wow, and what started all? This
Speaker 11: was many many years ago, about thirty as thereabouts. I
Speaker 11: was actually on the phone on a hand line and
Speaker 11: lightning actually hit my parents' house and mum got a
Speaker 11: z app. I got a zapp and yeah we had
Speaker 11: a big hole in the roof.
Speaker 2: Then what do you mean you got usap through the
Speaker 2: hand line.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, we got a zapp through the hand line. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'd never heard of that. You've got lightning It
Speaker 2: went through the phone.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 11: And mum was doing dishes at I think, and.
Speaker 2: She got lucky she didn't have west.
Speaker 11: She got a zapp as well.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's great. You must have some amazing photos.
Speaker 11: I've got some pretty good ones all around Australia, different
Speaker 11: lightning jobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sent me someone put them up on our website.
Speaker 2: And those picture of lightning is such an incredible kind
Speaker 2: of elemental thing. Some of those folks, especially when it's
Speaker 2: dark and it really sort of pops out, it's more
Speaker 2: more vivid. They look incredible. I'd love to see your
Speaker 2: best ones.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, Probably the best one I got was I
Speaker 11: to go to about four o'clock in the afternoon, and
Speaker 11: I actually got the rainbow shooting the rainbow when I
Speaker 11: got a lightning bolt go through the rainbow, So that
Speaker 11: was pretty pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Send that into us. Okay, my aim and address is
Speaker 2: this Christian at gold one II four three dot com
Speaker 2: dot AU.
Speaker 11: No worries, I'll have to do it when I come
Speaker 11: home from Sydney.
Speaker 2: I'll give you some briefing notes on what you missed
Speaker 2: on the shows while you're aware.
Speaker 11: Okay, okay, thank you very much guys, and.
Speaker 2: Listen if you are round I don't know with your
Speaker 2: schedule with you around Monday night to come and join
Speaker 2: us for a beer and watch Elton Johnson movie rocket Man.
Speaker 2: We'd love to see the Shane, but I know you're
Speaker 2: you're busy boy.
Speaker 10: Oh, no worries.
Speaker 11: Well, I'm sure the wife would definitely want.
Speaker 2: I get great. Okay, very funny, cool mate, Thanks a.
Speaker 11: Lot, No right, thanks, guys, I love the chat.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you. Three out of five days a week. Uh,
Speaker 2: he's a great man. I'll give us a call them
Speaker 2: five till Tuesday nine four one one four three. You're
Speaker 2: on great form of some morning.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one O all
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: She just googled the Merriam Webster Dictionary, one of the
Speaker 2: world's oldest dictionaries, along with the Colins. Since eighteen twenty eight,
Speaker 2: I tapped in hanky panky to now two possible definitions
Speaker 2: of hanky panky questionable or underhand activity, sexual dallions. Oh so,
Speaker 2: who doesn't first known use of the word hanky panky
Speaker 2: eighteen forty one. If you just tuned in, you're wondering,
Speaker 2: how on earth do I even explain? It's because we
Speaker 2: were talking. We're doing five Time Tuesday. One of the
Speaker 2: top which was has anyone ever actually been caught with
Speaker 2: the trousers down? And it turns out Karen and her
Speaker 2: husband had it. Get this Edith Felle bird watching.
Speaker 3: And someone takes it in to say the wetlands where
Speaker 3: people watch birds and there's special boxes set up.
Speaker 2: For doing it or no dalliants. I'm getting confused. I
Speaker 2: don't want to take my wife out there for a
Speaker 2: wedding anniversary. You get confused by what we can do
Speaker 2: in the little viewing boxes there. Everything there now sound sex,
Speaker 2: doesn't it? The wet lands alone? Now heading out there. Louise,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning Christian.
Speaker 2: How are you. I'm good. Are you well, Lunu, No,
Speaker 2: I'm not well at the moment.
Speaker 12: I've got one of those lovely head colds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some big epidemic of flu going around.
Speaker 9: Oh horrible, horrible.
Speaker 12: This ye anyway, Yes, I used to punish my son
Speaker 12: by telling him that the TV couldn't be turned on
Speaker 12: until nine o'clock in the morning because that's when the
Speaker 12: power companies will get turned on.
Speaker 2: Clever. That's a very good way, Yeah, I might say. Look,
Speaker 2: with the new election and Scomo being in charge now,
Speaker 2: he's just so that Wi Fi is only on for
Speaker 2: ten minutes a day because the Internet isn't very good
Speaker 2: here anyway, and so they want to narrow it down. Louise,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. You cool, Thank you bye, have
Speaker 2: a good day. The course coming down four one four
Speaker 2: one four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Forty five million people, I reckon forty five million people
Speaker 2: watched around the world last night's final episode of Game
Speaker 2: of Thrones, which is incredible And to what I think next,
Speaker 2: and I promise you there are no spoilers. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: do that. I know lots of you are going to
Speaker 2: take time to see it in the next couple of days. However,
Speaker 2: what I do think is interesting. I personally thought it
Speaker 2: was a really nice ending to what's been a big,
Speaker 2: sprawling epics series. And some TV shows get it right
Speaker 2: the last ever episode, how they say goodbye, how they
Speaker 2: nail it all, and some TV shows have got it bad.
Speaker 2: Which you think has got it right? And who do
Speaker 2: you think has got it wrong? Who had great season finales?
Speaker 2: And who are bad ones? Let us know nine four
Speaker 2: one four one O four to three. We'll talk about
Speaker 2: it next.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So Geme of Thrones ended last night, one of the modes,
Speaker 2: one of the world's biggest and most successful TV shows,
Speaker 2: spanning seventy four episodes. It's an incredible achievement. Even if
Speaker 2: you're not a fan of it, No a lot of
Speaker 2: you are, aren't some of you are. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Forty five million people watched it last night all over
Speaker 2: the world. There are always spoilers, and what I'm about
Speaker 2: to say, by the way, because a lot of you
Speaker 2: haven't yet who are genuine fans, I hope you enjoyed
Speaker 2: it as much as I did. I absolutely loved it.
Speaker 2: Has been quite an uneven episode, which is why you've
Speaker 2: probably heard quite a lot about it, even if you've
Speaker 2: not seen the show. But I thought the final episode
Speaker 2: I thought was a brilliant one. I thought was really
Speaker 2: it's actually quite a quiet, kind of very moving. I
Speaker 2: actually found myself a little bit tearful three times during it.
Speaker 2: It was beautifully done. And I think it's one of
Speaker 2: those things because it's such a big, massive show, all
Speaker 2: about this chase for the who's going to be on
Speaker 2: the Iron throne, it could never really give everybody what
Speaker 2: they wanted. But I personally absolutely lovely. I thought it
Speaker 2: was quietly lovely, and I thought they did it brilliantly.
Speaker 2: It was my favorite episode of the whole season. So
Speaker 2: if you haven't seen it yet, no spoilers, I'd be
Speaker 2: curious to know what you thought of it. Dropped me
Speaker 2: an email if you want, Christian at gold one if
Speaker 2: four to three dot com dot Au. I actually what
Speaker 2: I felt sad about is because I've been watching it
Speaker 2: for so long with my wife, I could have missed
Speaker 2: those characters.
Speaker 3: Well what are you saying to your wife as well?
Speaker 3: Last week you said this.
Speaker 2: I come out with a great excuse yesterday. So my
Speaker 2: wife isn't back till Thursday, and we're huge fans, and
Speaker 2: she was like, please can you wait until Thursday? I
Speaker 2: said yes, but I'm thinking, no way, There's no way
Speaker 2: I'm going to do. I love you, but no. So
Speaker 2: what I said, yes, I listen. I've had to watch
Speaker 2: it foxtail and massive advertise on the station. Not silly
Speaker 2: selves have done a deal and they needed me to
Speaker 2: talk about it. She was like, oh please, you know
Speaker 2: obviously we're buying a house. She's so wired about anything
Speaker 2: everything that of course I went so sales house by
Speaker 2: and away it all out. Oh god, yeah, absolutely cool, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, God forbid they pull their advertising dollars because.
Speaker 2: You too need to support the captain. What have I
Speaker 2: told you? Okay? By, So, Whisch TV shows ended well,
Speaker 2: Whisch TV shows we think didn't do it so well?
Speaker 2: Breaking Bad or Thought was another great TV show. We're
Speaker 2: living in a golden age of TV. So much great
Speaker 2: TV now, which is why I'm so annoyed that a
Speaker 2: million people besigned this waste of time petition to moan
Speaker 2: about this season. You know here we are man my
Speaker 2: mom and dad. The only thing they had it was
Speaker 2: like a big, sprawling kind of fantasy show was The Thornbirds.
Speaker 2: Did you my Mom? I STU loved that show.
Speaker 1: It was a good show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Richard Chamber of my mind had a big crush
Speaker 2: on him. Anyway, So Breaking Bad I thought was a
Speaker 2: really special last episode. I thought that was very very
Speaker 2: good as well. Seinfeld not so much. One of the
Speaker 2: one of my favorite TV shows ever, but the last episode,
Speaker 2: the last two episodes not that good.
Speaker 3: I thought they were too self aware, bringing characters and
Speaker 3: referencing their own jokes.
Speaker 2: For a show that was so well written, one of
Speaker 2: the best written TV shows ever. It was I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just felt a bit hacky, didn't you. They were
Speaker 2: better than that, way better than They've all said that
Speaker 2: as well, Lost as well, and if you stuck out
Speaker 2: last I did. That was not a great ending either,
Speaker 2: and even all the writers and producers said they just
Speaker 2: lost their way with the show. They didn't realize it
Speaker 2: would run for so long.
Speaker 3: Mysteries and.
Speaker 2: One Giants Scooby Doo reveal at the end it's always
Speaker 2: a caretaker. Colleen, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 12: How are you.
Speaker 2: I'm good, Colleen. I hope you're wealth thanks to calling
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 12: So Jim, great, thank you.
Speaker 2: Good news. TV shows that end well and bad? What
Speaker 2: have you got for us? Oh, the Sopranos, Well what
Speaker 2: did you think?
Speaker 12: Well, personally, I'm devastated. I was told on my husband.
Speaker 12: He believes that when the scream went black, that is
Speaker 12: where Tony got shot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why that.
Speaker 12: Was the end of it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 12: But I'm going to believe that that didn't happen. That
Speaker 12: when the screen went black, it was just that because
Speaker 12: Meadows finally parked that car and she got into the
Speaker 12: restaurant and they have their meal. No, Christian, he didn't know, Colleen.
Speaker 2: Colleen, I read an interview with the writer David Chase
Speaker 2: all catches up with him.
Speaker 12: No, Christian, I will not believe that, even though it's devastating.
Speaker 12: He's no longer with us because they can't do any
Speaker 12: more scenes. But I'm going to believe that they live
Speaker 12: happily ever after.
Speaker 2: But that's a great thing. That's great. You know, we
Speaker 2: all interpret TV show and art in different ways. Two
Speaker 2: people can look at painting. One person go, can't It's
Speaker 2: on us to go. It's beautiful Sopranos. I've got to
Speaker 2: say for me Clean, that's my favorite TV showever. I
Speaker 2: love I'm going to start watching it again from scratch.
Speaker 12: I love it because we've watched it a million times.
Speaker 12: The very time I walk in, I can hear the
Speaker 12: Sopranos music and it is.
Speaker 2: Sad when Tony does get whacked at the end, because
Speaker 2: you know it's clear you've gotta let go. All right,
Speaker 2: thank you. Have you seen the Sopranos?
Speaker 3: Now, I haven't seen it. You hate popular cultures?
Speaker 2: Are Hitler.
Speaker 3: It's definitely on the list. But what do you think
Speaker 3: of just in general, that we're not going to tell
Speaker 3: you what the real ending is in the movie or
Speaker 3: of a TV show.
Speaker 2: I think that's good.
Speaker 3: I don't like that.
Speaker 2: Listen what else everybody brings? And when we're going to
Speaker 2: see a speech once by Neil Gaiman, a brilliant writer, right,
Speaker 2: and he said that everybody brings something different when they're
Speaker 2: reading a book, and different books can mean different things
Speaker 2: to different people. And I think it's the same with
Speaker 2: a great TV show movie. Why are we going to
Speaker 2: have someone explain it to us.
Speaker 3: All right, this is what I would like. I like
Speaker 3: that we have a conversation, Oh, did you think Tony
Speaker 3: Soprano got shot? Yes or no? But then I'd like
Speaker 3: to be able to go online and look up what
Speaker 3: the actual answer is.
Speaker 2: And I can adults explain it to you. All right,
Speaker 2: kill the course, come back. TV shows that ended well
Speaker 2: and who didn't end so well nine four one four
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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Just read out to Jack a huge, big essay that
Speaker 2: Louise you've just sent to me about how you most
Speaker 2: of it ninety percent of it in block capitals, saying
Speaker 2: how I'm wrong about enjoying the Game of Thrones finale.
Speaker 2: What's been nice about Game of Thrones this season is
Speaker 2: it's it's how TV used to be. You only get
Speaker 2: to watch one a week. And what's actually been really
Speaker 2: nice is I've talked to so many other fans about
Speaker 2: it on social media whenever a tweet on Instagram about
Speaker 2: it or out and about you don't have that thing
Speaker 2: now because it's easier, and I'm a big fan of
Speaker 2: binge watching. But we lose something with that as well.
Speaker 2: You lose that connection. I'm actually talking to people and
Speaker 2: you're all on it at the same time, on the
Speaker 2: same page, rather than happens now is you talked to
Speaker 2: us on about TV show. Oh, won't say anything. I'm
Speaker 2: ten seasons ahead of you, So get out and you go.
Speaker 2: That's thatch and it kills the conversation, doesn't it. What's
Speaker 2: the thing about Game with Thrones is it's nice how
Speaker 2: it's been people talking about it because we've all got
Speaker 2: to wait once a week to see it. What did
Speaker 2: Chris think about it? I know your husband, Chris is
Speaker 2: a mega fan.
Speaker 4: I pulled up in the driveway yesterday. I could hear
Speaker 4: the television inside the cars.
Speaker 2: You got an imax, that big old screen. You've got
Speaker 2: that big old noisy theme tune that goes on for
Speaker 2: about twelve minutes.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not a fan, but it's got a beautiful
Speaker 4: musical score in that lastest No look, he thought it
Speaker 4: was a bit pedestrian. Yeah, to be honest, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What did he want? Fast and furious with dragons?
Speaker 4: You know he wasn't overly impressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I see, I liked it. And in the UK
Speaker 2: someone just sent me a link to an article going
Speaker 2: why are you also weak? We're not all weak? But
Speaker 2: they've actually set up a twenty four hour counseling line.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what does that say about us? It's
Speaker 3: not a good look because you're graving the loss of
Speaker 3: the shows, or because it was.
Speaker 2: We're going to ring up one. I'm going to miss
Speaker 2: the White Walkers, do you know what? Don't worry, I
Speaker 2: reckon that is not the last you've seen of that
Speaker 2: TV show. All the money it's made, there'll be spin offs.
Speaker 2: They've got two movies planned, a prequel and at one
Speaker 2: point one of the characters will go and where are
Speaker 2: you going to go? Now? I'm going to go where
Speaker 2: the maps stop? Yeah? I think I know that basis
Speaker 2: called Spinoff Central.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Right now on World Meditation Day, we're looking for Calm celebrities.
Speaker 2: I've got Robert calm Downy Junior, Robert calm Downey Junior,
Speaker 2: also John Mellow, camp bud A Holly Holly, Relaxel Rose.
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Speaker 2: and Mogadonna. If you saw that performance at Eurovision a weekend,
Speaker 2: that's actually a headline. Mogadonnada. Mogodon is a really really heavy,
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Speaker 3: I had Robert Downtime, Junior Nice, can you rest? Cameron Diaz,
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Speaker 2: Day, have you taken some Mogodon? All right? Jack is
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Speaker 2: We've got tickets. Goller's David Bowie big new musical called Lazarus.
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Speaker 2: Three, Running Stone, Start me Up. It's sixteen minutes past nine.
Speaker 2: You see that video last week of him doing all
Speaker 2: his dance moves seven weeks after a heart attack. Crazy
Speaker 2: and this is seventy super super fit.
Speaker 3: I completely forgot about your tap dancing. How's that going?
Speaker 2: How do you think? Not at all?
Speaker 4: Another too old you're going to.
Speaker 3: Start doing tap dancing?
Speaker 2: Hey listen, it's only May the twenty, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: I got so plenty of time to take up tap. Okay, well,
Speaker 2: I did actually have a look at class in Saint Kilda,
Speaker 2: but they ain't meet in the evening or there aren't
Speaker 2: many places that offer classes for adults at lunchtop just
Speaker 2: to suit my hours as a pension is one. I'm
Speaker 2: sure somewhere you're order than me. It makes you a
Speaker 2: super pension just all right. And so on World Meditation Day,
Speaker 2: we're looking at your calm celebrities. Merrills Sleep silver, Shane
Speaker 2: well done, Tom Snooze Silver plus, Harry Pothead Gold, Leonardo
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Speaker 2: Robert Downward Dog Junior, He's nice reference Junior, Jackie well done,
Speaker 2: Christopher Sleepwalking Gold, well done, Peter in South Melbourne, Serene
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Speaker 2: Snoozy Quatro, that's funny, Silver plus pet were Done, Johnny
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Speaker 13: Chill Murray Silver plus, Nicholas Sage good Gold, He's very smart,
Speaker 13: stewing Crowydon like that, Pana Dole and.
Speaker 2: Gold plus zen Affleck Kathy well done, Tom Cruisey, I
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Speaker 2: All right, Who's off to go and see David Bowie's.
Speaker 1: Lazarus the Musical, mel Gibson, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: So a lot of people always ask me do I
Speaker 2: go to a load of like you know, openings of
Speaker 2: shows and red carpet stuff, And I don't. The main
Speaker 2: reason is because Pat steals all the invites from my
Speaker 2: pigeon hole. However, we call her Envelope because she will
Speaker 2: go to anything and everything. However, there's one that you've
Speaker 2: got the jump on her.
Speaker 3: My wife and I are very excited to go to
Speaker 3: Aladdin tonight. And I mean, didn't you see Pats's reaction
Speaker 3: when I said, how are you going? To Aladdin Tuesday night.
Speaker 3: They're doing a previous screening and she's, you know, looking
Speaker 3: over my shoulder, and.
Speaker 2: That's a contact there.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have gone anyway because I've got an invite
Speaker 4: to Lazarus actually somewhere.
Speaker 2: Can you not go leave at the interval and then
Speaker 2: go somewhere else? So what you haven't got the contact
Speaker 2: for Aladdin? What's going on?
Speaker 4: Apparently not? Disney mustn't like me.
Speaker 3: Well then, pats So she was asking me the other day.
Speaker 3: You saw it in here, trying to get the contacts aggressive.
Speaker 2: You know when you see those images of like Black
Speaker 2: Monday sales, you see people like punching each other and elbowing.
Speaker 2: And a follow.
Speaker 3: Up email yesterday from Patsy go, can you remind me
Speaker 3: again who the email was?
Speaker 4: They didn't email them. They haven't emailed me.
Speaker 3: Back because it's a no reply at the World this
Speaker 3: Why did you give me that address? Me a bum
Speaker 3: steering address. That's what they actually do.
Speaker 2: They see it is World Meditation didn't come today. I
Speaker 2: think you've got a problem. I think you're addicted to
Speaker 2: go into events.
Speaker 3: They send them through a no reply email address. Now,
Speaker 3: so that people who aren't really on the contact listen email.
Speaker 2: You know what, Seriously, if you do want to invite
Speaker 2: Pats around to yours for the opening of a new reno,
Speaker 2: email me. I handle all her bookings Christian at Gold
Speaker 2: one o four three dot com dot au. Seriously do
Speaker 2: email me invites, so I read them out to Pats
Speaker 2: tomorrow the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Well what a show bus evening you both got ahead
Speaker 2: of you. Huh, you have to go and see this
Speaker 2: Bowie musical messss and then Jack's going to the thing
Speaker 2: that you would have loved to go to, which is
Speaker 2: a lad.
Speaker 3: Which my wife, by the way, asked me if it
Speaker 3: was a sing along. She was all morning, she was
Speaker 3: going a whole new world.
Speaker 2: She goes the cast, have that it's not the one
Speaker 2: thing with this, throw the mic into the crowd and
Speaker 2: go and you know the rest.
Speaker 3: Apparently she went to a screening of Mom and mea
Speaker 3: where everyone in the audience was allowed to see.
Speaker 2: So you can't think of anything worse. One that happened
Speaker 2: to see Mama Mia and then of screeching women singing
Speaker 2: it behind me in my ear as well. Today's show title.
Speaker 2: Today's show is last request. We are back tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. Hockey is up next with the next
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Speaker 2: for listening, Have a great day.
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