WEBVTT - MINI: Britt's dog, Delilah has been fired from daycare AGAIN 🐕

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<v Speaker 1>Those of you that know me know that I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have kids. Okay, I have a dog, Delilah, that is

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<v Speaker 1>the love of my life. She's the person that takes

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<v Speaker 1>up all my attention and I give her the best

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<v Speaker 1>life possible. I go to work so that she can

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<v Speaker 1>have the yard that she has and she can have

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<v Speaker 1>her organic kibble.

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<v Speaker 2>Just to give context to this, when Britt says that

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<v Speaker 2>she really means it, I have caught Britt Air frying

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<v Speaker 2>salmon for Delilah before.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason I'm saying this is that I've been having

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of trouble with Delilah. Now she's an Australian shepherd.

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<v Speaker 1>She is esthetically ridiculously good looking, and I think her

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<v Speaker 1>personality has started to try and match that. She's always

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<v Speaker 1>been really difficult to train. I've sent her to like

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<v Speaker 1>military dog school, she's been intensive training camps, She's done everything,

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<v Speaker 1>and she still just is really difficult. She chooses when

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<v Speaker 1>she wants to listen to you. There's nothing I can do.

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<v Speaker 1>And something that is probably her most toxic trait is

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<v Speaker 1>her obsessiveness with me and her jealousy, so like she's

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<v Speaker 1>very protective of me or whatever she thinks is hers

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is she thinks every human that comes in

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<v Speaker 1>contact with her is hers.

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<v Speaker 3>To the like.

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<v Speaker 2>This is to the m degree though, because like brit

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<v Speaker 2>will come to my house with Delilah, I also have

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<v Speaker 2>a dog, and if I pat Delilah for a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of minutes, she'll then turn around to my dog in

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<v Speaker 2>my house and start growling at him because she's decided

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm now hers.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, she goes to two dog walkers a week when

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<v Speaker 1>I have really big workdays, and both this week they

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<v Speaker 1>have both expelled her from dog Score.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's been fired.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, independently, she's been sacked from dog school because and

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine this is what like parents feel like when

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<v Speaker 1>a kid, you know, preschool school calls up and says,

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<v Speaker 1>your kid's been called bullying. That's what I felt like there.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, look, she's she's too nasty to the

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<v Speaker 1>other dogs. When anyone else gives them attention, she steals

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<v Speaker 1>their bulls. She's really hard work. When we pick another

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<v Speaker 1>dog up to put it back in the car, she

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<v Speaker 1>gets really possessive and thinks that like wear her owner.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's even claimed the dog walkers as hers. And

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<v Speaker 1>then four dog walkers have like ten dogs, right, They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>so basically, one dog walker has put me on a

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<v Speaker 1>one month probation. And I want to preface this with

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<v Speaker 1>I love my dog walkers. They're both incredible. They're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll give it to the end of the month, but

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<v Speaker 1>she has something has to change. And the other one

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, it's not working.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, but she's like, I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, but I just think she's better off with

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<v Speaker 1>someone that's like, you know, it's all fine and warranted

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<v Speaker 1>and whatever. And I totally understand it. But I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>a lot like I do not know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>We need season Milan. I remember that old dog from

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<v Speaker 3>back in the day. We could get him. Dr Chris

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<v Speaker 3>Brown's come too handsome these days.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we need a trainer, a proper dog trainer.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe there's a dog trainer listening right now, a.

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<v Speaker 3>Dog trainer to the stars. We should get one on it,

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<v Speaker 3>just anyone.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think even need a star one, okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>just like anyone that thinks that they can help me

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<v Speaker 1>with Delilah, who is perfect in every way except for

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<v Speaker 1>the obsessiveness of humans and balls.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened to the last one that you texted recently.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I did reach out to one because my dog

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<v Speaker 1>walkers said like one month probation, fix it. So I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote to a dog walker online and I said, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for a dog trainer. And he wrote back

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, great, tell me some of the

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<v Speaker 1>problems and we'll see what we can do. And I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote back to him and listened the problems blanked me,

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<v Speaker 1>ghost me.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it is a beautiful menace. She is so beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>that I think that she's like got such a beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>exterior that she hasn't had to work on her personality mind.

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<v Speaker 1>And her dad left when she was young. I don't know, Yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>her dad left.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're a dog trainer and know someone and you

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<v Speaker 3>think you can tackle slide into the d MS of

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<v Speaker 3>the pickup.

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<v Speaker 2>Just turn into a personal call out now.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're using the radio show.

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<v Speaker 1>For honestly, help me will give you so much promotion.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll film it. If you think you can fix my dog,

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be the best promo that you could have in

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<v Speaker 1>the straw.

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<v Speaker 3>She's had her wits end, guys, can you help Delilah

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<v Speaker 3>hit us up on that note? Let's end the show