Speaker 1: Those of you that know me know that I don't
Speaker 1: have kids. Okay, I have a dog, Delilah, that is
Speaker 1: the love of my life. She's the person that takes
Speaker 1: up all my attention and I give her the best
Speaker 1: life possible. I go to work so that she can
Speaker 1: have the yard that she has and she can have
Speaker 1: her organic kibble.
Speaker 2: Just to give context to this, when Britt says that
Speaker 2: she really means it, I have caught Britt Air frying
Speaker 2: salmon for Delilah before.
Speaker 1: The reason I'm saying this is that I've been having
Speaker 1: a lot of trouble with Delilah. Now she's an Australian shepherd.
Speaker 1: She is esthetically ridiculously good looking, and I think her
Speaker 1: personality has started to try and match that. She's always
Speaker 1: been really difficult to train. I've sent her to like
Speaker 1: military dog school, she's been intensive training camps, She's done everything,
Speaker 1: and she still just is really difficult. She chooses when
Speaker 1: she wants to listen to you. There's nothing I can do.
Speaker 1: And something that is probably her most toxic trait is
Speaker 1: her obsessiveness with me and her jealousy, so like she's
Speaker 1: very protective of me or whatever she thinks is hers
Speaker 1: The problem is she thinks every human that comes in
Speaker 1: contact with her is hers.
Speaker 3: To the like.
Speaker 2: This is to the m degree though, because like brit
Speaker 2: will come to my house with Delilah, I also have
Speaker 2: a dog, and if I pat Delilah for a couple
Speaker 2: of minutes, she'll then turn around to my dog in
Speaker 2: my house and start growling at him because she's decided
Speaker 2: that I'm now hers.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she goes to two dog walkers a week when
Speaker 1: I have really big workdays, and both this week they
Speaker 1: have both expelled her from dog Score.
Speaker 3: So she's been fired.
Speaker 1: Yep, independently, she's been sacked from dog school because and
Speaker 1: I imagine this is what like parents feel like when
Speaker 1: a kid, you know, preschool school calls up and says,
Speaker 1: your kid's been called bullying. That's what I felt like there.
Speaker 1: They were like, look, she's she's too nasty to the
Speaker 1: other dogs. When anyone else gives them attention, she steals
Speaker 1: their bulls. She's really hard work. When we pick another
Speaker 1: dog up to put it back in the car, she
Speaker 1: gets really possessive and thinks that like wear her owner.
Speaker 1: So she's even claimed the dog walkers as hers. And
Speaker 1: then four dog walkers have like ten dogs, right, They're like,
Speaker 1: so basically, one dog walker has put me on a
Speaker 1: one month probation. And I want to preface this with
Speaker 1: I love my dog walkers. They're both incredible. They're like,
Speaker 1: we'll give it to the end of the month, but
Speaker 1: she has something has to change. And the other one
Speaker 1: was just like, it's not working.
Speaker 2: And I was like, but she's like, I love her.
Speaker 1: She's like, but I just think she's better off with
Speaker 1: someone that's like, you know, it's all fine and warranted
Speaker 1: and whatever. And I totally understand it. But I'm at
Speaker 1: a lot like I do not know what to do.
Speaker 3: We need season Milan. I remember that old dog from
Speaker 3: back in the day. We could get him. Dr Chris
Speaker 3: Brown's come too handsome these days.
Speaker 1: I think we need a trainer, a proper dog trainer.
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a dog trainer listening right now, a.
Speaker 3: Dog trainer to the stars. We should get one on it,
Speaker 3: just anyone.
Speaker 1: I don't think even need a star one, okay, I
Speaker 1: just like anyone that thinks that they can help me
Speaker 1: with Delilah, who is perfect in every way except for
Speaker 1: the obsessiveness of humans and balls.
Speaker 2: What happened to the last one that you texted recently.
Speaker 1: Oh, I did reach out to one because my dog
Speaker 1: walkers said like one month probation, fix it. So I
Speaker 1: wrote to a dog walker online and I said, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a dog trainer. And he wrote back
Speaker 1: and he was like, great, tell me some of the
Speaker 1: problems and we'll see what we can do. And I
Speaker 1: wrote back to him and listened the problems blanked me,
Speaker 1: ghost me.
Speaker 2: No, it is a beautiful menace. She is so beautiful
Speaker 2: that I think that she's like got such a beautiful
Speaker 2: exterior that she hasn't had to work on her personality mind.
Speaker 1: And her dad left when she was young. I don't know, Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: her dad left.
Speaker 3: If you're a dog trainer and know someone and you
Speaker 3: think you can tackle slide into the d MS of
Speaker 3: the pickup.
Speaker 2: Just turn into a personal call out now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're using the radio show.
Speaker 1: For honestly, help me will give you so much promotion.
Speaker 1: We'll film it. If you think you can fix my dog,
Speaker 1: it'll be the best promo that you could have in
Speaker 1: the straw.
Speaker 3: She's had her wits end, guys, can you help Delilah
Speaker 3: hit us up on that note? Let's end the show