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Speaker 1: Bogan on the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hello, that's the name of the podcast. Sorry for doing

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Speaker 2: the whole bit.

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Speaker 3: There, someone does say it is obviously famously creepy. From

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Speaker 3: parts of the Caribbean, Run for Cure and Night they

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Speaker 3: gets snatched from a closet by a guy who can't die.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Bobby.

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Speaker 2: It was in the trailer that bit. I remember in

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Speaker 2: the trailer. I was like, this is going to be

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Speaker 2: a good film.

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Speaker 1: It was a good film. Parts of the Caribbean One, Yeah, absolutely, two, three, four,

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Speaker 1: five and twelve.

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Speaker 4: With them not as great, not as great on Stranger Shocking,

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Speaker 4: dead Man's Jadman's Chest.

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Speaker 2: I didn't understand them at all. Did you did you

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Speaker 2: watch them? Did you watch them at all?

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Speaker 5: Did they keep so?

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Speaker 3: They had a perfect villain, They had a perfect je

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey Rush Yes, Yeah, he was Captain. Barbosa was like, Wow,

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Speaker 3: you're bloody evil. You're a great actor, You're a great swordsman.

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Speaker 3: It could have been three movies with him as the

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Speaker 3: bad guy.

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Speaker 2: I reckon he signed up for one.

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Speaker 1: In he's in the other three D comes back and

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Speaker 1: there he comes back.

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Speaker 6: And he's just like he's just like hanging about.

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Speaker 2: Is he really?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I didn't back a small party.

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Speaker 6: Made he didn't sign up for one.

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Speaker 3: They were like, i'll tell you what, We'll give you

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Speaker 3: a small island and ten billion dollars if you do

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Speaker 3: these movies as the bad part.

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Speaker 5: And he was like, yeah, thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if I'm hanging out with a guy

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Speaker 1: with an octopus for a beard.

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Speaker 2: Bill Night was, which is Bill the beard he was?

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Speaker 2: Does he does he play Davy Jones?

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Speaker 1: Yes, Davy Jones Squidward not Al Jones.

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Speaker 2: Looks like squid word from SpongeBob.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And then there's like a woman who I thought was Rhianna, who's.

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Speaker 1: Not Rihanna's resemble his mistress. That was.

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Speaker 2: She's the captain. She becomes the captain of his ship.

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Speaker 5: Well, she becomes you becomes giant.

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Speaker 2: She's kind of like she becomes she's the witch.

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Speaker 5: She becomes a giant.

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Speaker 2: What do you Because they get Jacks Barry dies but

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Speaker 2: then comes back to life.

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Speaker 3: Yes, he gets swallowed by a huge crack because he

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Speaker 3: goes down to the bottom of Davy Jones lock. They

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Speaker 3: get down there anyway, they end up finding Orlando Bloom's dad.

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Speaker 1: He's down there.

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Speaker 2: Bill, Yes, Yes, Bill Scars guard and.

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Speaker 5: They essentially all turned into barnacles.

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Speaker 2: They all turn into barnacles.

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Speaker 3: Mate, mate, I'm telling you it's a stinker. They're all stinkers.

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Speaker 3: If you've seen the first one, do not go any further.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the.

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Speaker 3: Whole Johnny Depp, you know, I'm Keith rich is a

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Speaker 3: little bit drunk thing just starts to wear.

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Speaker 2: First was amazing.

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Speaker 4: Nominated for an Oscar for that scene when he's riding

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Speaker 4: the He's riding the crow's nest on the mast and

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Speaker 4: the ship and a steadily sinks and then he step

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Speaker 4: onto the pier.

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Speaker 5: That was a magic shot in the.

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Speaker 2: Direct to hate it his his Jack's parrot. He was like,

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Speaker 2: what the what.

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Speaker 5: Becauld he just rock up doing it and no one

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Speaker 2: He just went away. It came in did the first time.

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Speaker 2: They were like, why the is like like a titular character,

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Speaker 2: this like flamboyant, sort of drunk, weird person that he

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Speaker 2: I'm doing it, that's the he wanted. Sexy.

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Speaker 4: Johnny Depp, you reckon, yes he got Keith Richards, yes, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was brilliant and well it was it was

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Speaker 5: It was just Keith going to be Keith Richards.

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Speaker 2: Keith Richards eventually played his dad in the series that

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Speaker 2: was Yeah, hilarious parts of the Caribbean seventy five Dead

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Speaker 2: Men Tell No Stones. These things just got so bad,

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Speaker 3: Anyway, the reason we're talking about it's because Allo pop

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Speaker 5: In this show somewhere.

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Speaker 3: You'll hear it at a pivotal point. It's a bloody

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Speaker 3: good bit and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy was he was trying to impress someone

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Speaker 2: good stuff.

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Speaker 2: This is the Will.

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Speaker 11: And Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 3: Tell you what the situation up in New South Wales,

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Speaker 3: as you so eloquently put before Woods obviously very tragic

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Speaker 3: New South Wales and Coinsland. The amount of damage for

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Speaker 3: to take months, if not years, to start to get

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Speaker 5: Where they were.

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Speaker 3: But with every single one of these tragedies that we

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Speaker 3: talk about on the radio, there are always positive stories

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Speaker 3: that come out of here, positive human triumph, human resistance

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Speaker 3: and human aid. Each other getting around each other's bloody

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Speaker 3: good stuff to see and to hear. And today one

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Speaker 3: of the great stories was a woman called Sky Swift,

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Speaker 3: who is from moor Willembar. I hope I've pronounced that correctly.

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Speaker 3: She couldn't get to her pharmacy. She couldn't get this.

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Speaker 3: She put the call out on social media to see

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Speaker 3: if anyone could help her get into work. She wanted

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Speaker 3: to open the place. She's one of only three pharmacies

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Speaker 3: had to get their help. Everybody out Sky joins us

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Speaker 3: right now. So Sky, you put the you put the

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Speaker 3: tell everybody who picked you.

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Speaker 7: Up, the one and only Mick Fanning.

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Speaker 2: And so Sky, had he responded to your social media post?

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Speaker 2: Or was it a complete shock when he rocked up?

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Speaker 7: And now I was a complete shock. It was a

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Speaker 7: beautiful community effort. So what happened was I put it

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Speaker 7: on Facebook, see if anyone can get me into town.

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Speaker 7: I'll open the pharmacy and people will put phone numbers

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Speaker 7: for jet skis that were around. So I rang a

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Speaker 7: and then he said, Sky, I'm sending one out to

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Speaker 7: you now. And I met him mid coow Paddock flooded

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Speaker 7: Kow Paddock and he picked me up from a tinney

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Speaker 7: and yeah, it turned out it was Mick Fanning that

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Speaker 1: That is so mixed, just so mixed.

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Speaker 3: Just moonlighting is a jet ski rider during the floods.

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Speaker 7: Oh, he's out there just helping. He's incredible. Actually, So

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Speaker 7: even on the way to the pharmacy, we did a

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Speaker 7: midway rescue. A boat head run out of fuel, so

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Speaker 7: he's like, I've got to get Sky out of the

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Speaker 7: farm pet surgent. So we near we shot through to Mornimber.

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Speaker 6: Wow, that is just what you want to hear about you.

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Speaker 3: They say never met your heroes, but not in the

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Speaker 3: case of this bloke. So so can I ask Sky,

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Speaker 3: will you attempt Obviously Mick had that incident with a

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Speaker 3: shark in South Africa a little while ago. Were attempted

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Speaker 1: You're like, shark, I.

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Speaker 7: Got to tell you. It hadn't crossed my mind fair enough.

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Speaker 7: The bridge that we the bridge we approached a bridge

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Speaker 7: that were high tied, so we had a duck to

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Speaker 3: So long How long did Mick have you on the

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Speaker 6: Sky?

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Speaker 7: Oh it was yesterday morning, maybe about fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Just what did your chatter backs? Obviously after he's picked

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Speaker 2: of small talk there. What were you talking about?

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Speaker 7: No, well there was, I mean I was hugging him tight,

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Speaker 7: so I didn't fall off nice but but no, we

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Speaker 7: which is beautiful, just offering help, you know, and letting

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Speaker 7: tell the police and the sees.

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Speaker 2: ID say, Scott, hats off to you because there are

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Speaker 2: so many residents that rely on their medication, you know,

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Speaker 2: and that means you getting to the pharmacy and up

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Speaker 2: and get it to them. So hats off to you

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Speaker 2: and and good on you during this absolute crisis.

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Speaker 7: Yeahs at least I can do, Yes, Scott.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's just give just on the crisis. I can

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Speaker 3: hear it's quite loud in the background right now.

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Speaker 5: What the hell's going on there?

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Speaker 7: We've just been slammed because normally there's four pharmacies and

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Speaker 7: for the last two days there's only been one one

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Speaker 7: of me. So we've just been getting slammed. So normally

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Speaker 7: we shut an hour ago, but we're still going. I've

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Speaker 7: still got my whole team here. They're just incredible. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: And so and if you've got enough people jet skiing

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Speaker 7: No, Well, I'm staying in here. So I'm stranded from

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Speaker 7: stranded from home, so I'm staying in here. But we

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Speaker 7: did the same thing for the twenty seventeen floods, so

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Speaker 7: for four days it was just us, just our umfy

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Speaker 7: So yeah, it's we just love for us, just reassuring

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Speaker 7: everyone that you know, they're going to be okay and

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Speaker 7: looking after them. And you know, because people are without

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Speaker 7: their medicine, some are being washed away on their prescriptions

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Speaker 7: and they come in a panic because they don't have anything,

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Speaker 7: but we just reassure them that we'll look after them.

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Speaker 6: She wizh.

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Speaker 1: You are genuine Ausie legends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I think wow, we should probably let you

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Speaker 2: go as well. It sounds like you're getting handed off

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Speaker 2: the work, so your help us there that are behind you.

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Speaker 2: We'll let you join them. Sky. Seriously, you're an absolute legend, mate,

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Speaker 2: and good luck with everybody.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Scott, just before I let you go, is there

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Speaker 3: any message you wanted to just shout out the people

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Speaker 7: Oh my goodness, I wouldn't even know where to start.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I just want to give a lot of

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Speaker 7: love to the people in Balanor and Lose More and

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Speaker 7: all the other places that are even more inundated than us.

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Speaker 7: But no, it's you know, I just want to say

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Speaker 7: you'll get through it. There's always people can help. It

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Speaker 7: is a tragedy, but there's always you know, lighted into

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Speaker 3: Chin up, bloody love that s guy, great stuff, mate,

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Speaker 3: Thanks so much for joining us. Good luck they're down

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Speaker 3: at the Muilumbar Pharmacy. Mate, you're doing a brilliant job.

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Speaker 7: Excellent.

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Speaker 2: Thanks guys, no worries at.

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Speaker 3: All, mix just waiting outside, keeping the engine running. Gata story,

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Speaker 3: What a story. Mick Fanning taking sky Swift into her

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Speaker 3: pharmacy there in New South Wales. That's what it's all about,

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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Well are looking for the smallest or silliest reason you

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Speaker 2: I mean the grabs pretty much, just her being like,

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Speaker 3: It was crab over seventy. It's called on thirty one

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Speaker 12: So he was quite hairy, and he used to shave

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Speaker 12: Well, this was quite a bit of time to go

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Speaker 10: So I just left fair enough.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 1: She she used to enjoy being well on top of him.

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Speaker 2: Yes, well done.

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Speaker 5: She used to enjoy that, and as.

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Speaker 3: Slept together the night before because she'd be like being

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Speaker 1: I don't know this.

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Speaker 2: Candy, there's a small reason why you broke up with someone.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I went on a few days to the guy,

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Speaker 6: I love you.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna have a Spinallese bill over that. That's bloody

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Speaker 5: That is brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Bonnie. Now, Bonnie, this is about your

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Speaker 14: So he was dating this girl for a couple of weeks.

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Speaker 14: I think I don't think it even met her. He

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Speaker 14: I'm having dirty feet, like where you wear songs and

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, no, I.

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Speaker 2: Get it, And he made her walk to the park.

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Speaker 2: What a pig your brother is?

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Speaker 1: Well, really, it's a sign of poor life choices.

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Speaker 5: She should have worn closed shoes for a half an

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Speaker 2: You're on his side.

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Speaker 1: It's a good indicator for me what inappropriate footwear?

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Speaker 2: You make bad decisions in life, but when you break

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Speaker 3: Break it down walking in bare feet and they're like,

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Speaker 1: Hell are your shoes?

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Speaker 8: Ding?

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Speaker 2: Do put some boots on?

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Speaker 1: It's a great indicator of a bit of an idiot. No,

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Speaker 2: Well let's go to Allison. Now, Allison, you had a reason,

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Speaker 8: What was it?

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Speaker 15: So it's the two years of stating he don't order

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Speaker 16: He did what?

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Speaker 15: Sorry, he wouldn't or food, fish and chips. He wouldn't

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Speaker 5: Why why why wouldn't he Why wouldn't he call up

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Speaker 5: and order.

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Speaker 1: Fish and chips?

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Speaker 15: I have some idea.

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Speaker 1: Was he willing to do it on his phone?

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Speaker 6: Because was he?

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Speaker 5: Was he ordering it online? Or was it just over

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Speaker 15: Well, okay, so I was trying to put two young

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Speaker 8: Why?

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Speaker 15: I you know plood kids? Didn't be your mom? He

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Speaker 15: said no, and I said, well walk home, Like I'm

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Speaker 15: not I'm not doing this and basically drove off and

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Speaker 2: Hell, wow, good, yeah, get your own potato Cactually bastard

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Speaker 2: he was if he knew he was going to be

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Speaker 6: So he's easiest Chriss Roman.

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Speaker 5: Maybe he wanted to be broken up with.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he was just waiting for the next time that

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Speaker 1: she was like, can you order the vision Jims?

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Speaker 5: This is your moment.

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Speaker 3: Bill.

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Speaker 14: I will not the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I thought this woman was a professional.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, no, she's she's she's she's professionally late. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: It's starting to become a thie. It isn't It is our.

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Speaker 3: Fairy god Martha, Martha Keller for Tita's there's no.

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Speaker 11: Problem too big or too small. If you're having an issue,

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Speaker 11: you know who to call.

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Speaker 1: It's woman.

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Speaker 11: Woody is very god Martha.

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Speaker 3: She is joining us from another studio. She's running in now.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if she's live just yet. She's famously late.

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Speaker 2: Are you there, Marfa?

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Speaker 8: Guys, don't do me.

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Speaker 6: I'm here just made it like long ago.

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Speaker 8: Did you literally heard everything you just said about me?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely no. Shame in saying any of that.

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Speaker 2: Do you have an excuse for being late? Marfa?

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Speaker 8: It is like the torrential rain in Sydney, Sydney Siders,

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Speaker 8: Can I just say Sydney Siders. If you're listening, you

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Speaker 1: I thought you didn't drive yourself around, mate, I thought

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Speaker 8: I'm a great driver. I was talking about everyone else

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Speaker 3: Such a good such a good driver that you once

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Speaker 3: drove your dad's came home with one of the one

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Speaker 3: of the doors off.

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Speaker 8: Wow, are we going to go back?

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Speaker 6: Then?

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Speaker 3: I told that's true the other day because I was

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Speaker 3: and I was telling my girlfriend about it.

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Speaker 1: She was like, you couldn't believe that you drove the

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Speaker 5: With the door off.

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Speaker 8: You gotta do what you got to do.

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Speaker 6: That's fair enough.

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Speaker 3: I think the cherry on the cake was the Vogue

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Speaker 3: magazine and the sloopy, which you really got after the

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Speaker 3: you were here, you gave us a little bit of homework.

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Speaker 5: We were talking about this.

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Speaker 3: James been talking about guys dabbing when they go to

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Speaker 2: Can you give it a go for us, James, Come on, mate,

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Speaker 2: don't knock it to you try it. Give it a

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go and have a da over the track.

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Speaker 14: Homework for the week, have a dad, see how Sorry?

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Speaker 2: So Martha, I'm excited to say I did your homework.

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Speaker 8: And how do you feel?

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Speaker 2: I love it?

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Speaker 4: Do you hear?

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Speaker 8: Really?

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Speaker 2: So if people don't know what we're talking about, you

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Speaker 2: just give it a toilet paper dab rather than flicking it,

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Speaker 2: because then we goes everywhere. Martha, there's so much more

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Speaker 8: Oh wow, it's music to my ears.

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Speaker 2: It's quite comfortable. It's quite comfortable to give it a

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Speaker 8: Winging, yeah, because then you've got to I can just

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Speaker 8: paper off, the annoying part, that jolt that.

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Speaker 2: Made me miss the whole toilet completely.

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Speaker 8: Imagining this because you know, sometimes like we wear bodysuits,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which is not me anyone.

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Speaker 7: I'm glad that.

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Speaker 8: We're talking about this again. We always can't get to this.

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Speaker 8: We always get to this guy. Honestly, what's wrong with us?

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Speaker 1: What's in there?

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Speaker 2: There was a lot of One thing I've picked out

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Speaker 2: from what you have said, Martha, is that so on

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Speaker 2: public toilets, do you refuse to make contact?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: I don't make contact on public toilets at all times,

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Speaker 8: even if I'm drunk.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 8: Strong, Yeah, you got to have those. You've got to

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Speaker 8: have the strong glue to hold you up.

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Speaker 5: I reckon, We're going to go to it.

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Speaker 6: We've got more with Martha calms.

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Speaker 3: Look, I'm just going to touch on this briefly because

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Speaker 3: we're not allowed to dive into any more of this

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Speaker 3: chat with Martha because that's what happens. But I did

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Speaker 3: hook it, so I feel like I need to just,

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Speaker 3: you know, tip the cap to it. There was a

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Speaker 8: Great, good job, awesome, smaller, bigger, Okay, yep, perfect.

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Speaker 2: How big is Michael's index finger?

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Speaker 8: No, Michael has like the biggest hands ever. Oh, dear,

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Speaker 8: and Martha and his corn cob is big too. I

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Speaker 8: don't know what.

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Speaker 6: The studio I'm too big or too small.

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Speaker 11: If you're having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 11: It's women, Woodies, very god, Martha.

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Speaker 5: Truth ormatic. Moving on, We're moving on. We've covered it.

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Speaker 8: Don't ask you know, I'm always going to tell the truth.

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Speaker 2: No, it's so good, it's so good.

452
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Speaker 3: So let's talk a little bit about this situation on

453
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Speaker 3: maps last night, Woods, because I know you're interested in this.

454
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Speaker 3: I I personally don't have this issue because my partner

455
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Speaker 3: and I both hate buying clothes. But sure, you can

456
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Speaker 3: empathize with the Carolina and Dion situation on maths sas.

457
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Speaker 2: I don't know all the ins and outs of Carolina

458
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Speaker 2: and dem but I know they were having a fight

459
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Speaker 2: over how much stuff they both had that they were

460
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Speaker 2: now going to have much too much gear put into

461
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Speaker 2: a shared space. That's right now at my domicile, at

462
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Speaker 2: my home, I have been relegated to the room upstairs

463
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Speaker 2: to put my.

464
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Speaker 1: You have to go upstairs to put pants on these days.

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Speaker 8: That's it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've got my shortstage, but if I want

467
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Speaker 2: to put on a longer pant, I need to climb

468
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Speaker 2: the stairs because mim has slowly but steadily just taken

469
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Speaker 2: over my side of the wardrobe. So what I've tried

470
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Speaker 2: to instill in our house, Martha, and I want to

471
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Speaker 2: hear your thoughts on this is the one in, one

472
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Speaker 2: out policy. So if you buy a new top, that's fine.

473
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Speaker 2: I'm never gonna have any issues with her buying new stuff. Now,

474
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Speaker 2: that's that's that's her cash. What are you trying to

475
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Speaker 2: do with is fine. But if you're gonna bring something

476
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Speaker 2: into the house, you've got to throw a top out.

477
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Speaker 1: Do you reckon?

478
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Speaker 2: That's a good rule. Martha.

479
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Speaker 8: I think that's cute for your household, but it wouldn't

480
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Speaker 8: really fly in our household.

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Speaker 1: No, let's be honest, it doesn't really fly in Woody's

482
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Speaker 1: household either.

483
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Speaker 8: Like no, and like, what's the point of it? Like

484
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Speaker 8: shopping is like you're collecting, you're building a wardrobe war chest.

485
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Speaker 2: I get that, but one if the war chest is full,

486
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Speaker 2: like the war chest is already overflowing, is it? I'll

487
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Speaker 2: take you don't.

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Speaker 3: What annoys me about about women's shopping in general, Well,

489
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Speaker 3: here we go is when they're like, you point to

490
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Speaker 3: the thing that's been there for like ten years, Well no, no,

491
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Speaker 3: they bring it out.

492
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Speaker 5: They bring it like I bought this like.

493
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Speaker 3: Ten years ago, and you're like, I've never seen that, right,

494
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Speaker 3: I didn't even know that, Like what part of the

495
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Speaker 3: wardrobe did that come from?

496
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Speaker 1: I've never seen it.

497
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Speaker 3: Yes, you've certainly never mentioned it to me before. And

498
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Speaker 3: then you go, well, you know, surely we can give

499
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Speaker 3: that away, and they.

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Speaker 1: Go, well no, man, I might need it for when

501
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Speaker 1: when might you.

502
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Speaker 7: Need it for?

503
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Speaker 1: In ten years?

504
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Speaker 8: I have like an archive of things that you're to

505
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Speaker 8: go to the librarian ten kilos to wear them. But

506
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Speaker 8: I'm just like, no, no, I'll wear that again. I

507
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Speaker 8: wore that when I went out on that weekend when

508
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Speaker 8: I was.

509
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Speaker 2: Is it await again?

510
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Speaker 8: Is it like?

511
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Speaker 3: Because that's what because my partners is never the same

512
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Speaker 3: I bought when I was twenty one, and I might

513
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Speaker 3: be that skinny again day.

514
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Speaker 8: No, it is a little bit, A little bit of

515
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Speaker 8: it is that, Yeah, I'm never going to be the

516
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Speaker 8: same size I was as when I was twenty one,

517
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Speaker 8: but I just keep it just because it makes me

518
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Speaker 8: feel like shit about myself.

519
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Speaker 7: So much.

520
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Speaker 2: It's a funnish.

521
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Speaker 6: It's a funnish.

522
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Speaker 8: You glimpse it and you cry pretty much, just a reminder,

523
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Speaker 8: but like, just for some perspective. We have ten wardrobes

524
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Speaker 8: in our house. So we have three bedrooms, ten wardrobes.

525
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Speaker 8: One of the downstairs rooms is basically an entire wardrobe.

526
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Speaker 8: It's wall to war wardrobe, just with your stuff. No,

527
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 8: so nine of those wardrobes are all my things. Michael

528
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Speaker 8: has one wardrobe and one of his drawers in his

529
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Speaker 8: wardrobe is actually my bikini draw and I had to

530
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Speaker 8: like bribe him for that.

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Speaker 3: Really, yeah, no, fair enough, I think as soon as

532
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Speaker 3: you're encroaching on a man's final wardrobe.

533
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Speaker 2: I've got to line.

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Speaker 1: I currently have got a wardrobe though, like you've got

535
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Speaker 1: a yes.

536
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Speaker 2: But the other day Mim said, oh, the weather's getting warmer,

537
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Speaker 2: maybe I should move my jackets up there, and I

538
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 2: was like, this.

539
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Speaker 1: Is it's the final. It's the final, it's the line

540
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Speaker 1: of the sand.

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Speaker 8: You probably should there's no point having them all that

542
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 8: bulk in the like everyday wardrobe, Like you should put

543
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Speaker 8: them away somewhere so she can have more rooms.

544
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Speaker 2: Shut up.

545
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Speaker 3: There's nothing that does my head in more than like

546
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Speaker 3: having to move things in wardrobes as well, you know

547
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Speaker 3: what I mean, Like, once it's there, that that can

548
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 3: be my pant draw for twenty years as far as

549
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Speaker 3: i'm and we know where it is.

550
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Speaker 1: All the top more ones.

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Speaker 6: If the middle draws the pant draw, I'm not going

552
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Speaker 6: to forget that.

553
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get there and be.

554
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 2: Like I swear I put my pants in you in

555
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 2: twenty years. Sometimes when Mim puts away things in a

556
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: different spot, the hell's then then is going buying new pants.

557
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Speaker 1: Wows in general?

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Speaker 3: All right, So the one in, one out rule, I

559
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 3: think at the end of the day we all have

560
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Speaker 3: to agree that's probably a man trying to enforce that

561
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Speaker 3: on a woman.

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Speaker 1: It's just never gonna happen.

563
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,920
Speaker 8: It's never going to happen.

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Speaker 2: Guys, no one's doing that, so just drop it.

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Speaker 8: Drop it. It wasn't working by example, like you do

566
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Speaker 8: it and I do it.

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Speaker 13: I do do you?

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Speaker 1: One in, one out?

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Speaker 2: I stick by it. Yes, if I buy something, I

570
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 2: need to throw something out straight.

571
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Speaker 3: Away, I'm all one out, one in, Like I don't. Well,

572
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Speaker 3: I never get rid of until I need to get

573
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Speaker 3: rid of clothes until it's got holes in it or

574
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Speaker 3: I lose it. Yeah, same thing, at which point I

575
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Speaker 3: would get something to replace that.

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Speaker 8: And you just try and find the same buy your

577
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,280
Speaker 8: own clothes or does your do your partners like shop

578
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Speaker 8: for you?

579
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Speaker 2: Sometimes we go shopping together?

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Speaker 3: Ok?

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Speaker 16: No, you and me?

582
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:49,160
Speaker 2: Sorry?

583
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:49,880
Speaker 16: Sorry?

584
00:24:50,119 --> 00:24:54,040
Speaker 2: And I and I go shopping together. Yeah, and she

585
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Speaker 2: gives me you want to I'd love to go coming

586
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Speaker 2: with you?

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00:24:59,160 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 6: Absolutely?

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00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 8: Did you hear it? We went e mail functioned for

589
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Speaker 8: a minute.

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Speaker 6: I hold the funny line.

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Speaker 3: I think we people finding out that we've got a

592
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Speaker 3: big W together, And yes, it would be big W

593
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Speaker 3: because we are bloody cheap Martha.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for joining us. Always a pleasure to have you here,

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Speaker 6: Martha Calvit.

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Speaker 3: It's our very god Martha in the studio with us

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Speaker 3: every Wednesday, say Zone mate.

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Speaker 8: See back for more in just a bit.

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Speaker 2: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: Jens Z singletons are actually ditching dinners and normal ways

601
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Speaker 3: that you'd catch up for a date in favor of

602
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:43,520
Speaker 3: breakfast meetups and gym sessions because they want more efficient

603
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 3: ways to date people as they catch up on time.

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00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard this. I've got a single mate, Sulcy,

605
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,800
Speaker 2: if you're listening, this is.

606
00:25:53,840 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 3: The bloke who wanted to see whether or not his

607
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,840
Speaker 3: neighbor had deliberately left his her jocks on his porch.

608
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the guy. That's the guy. No, he's not

609
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 2: a sick man, and how dare you? He's a great man,

610
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 2: and what a catch he would be to any lucky

611
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 2: lady out there. But Dave was telling me that, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think post COVID people have this weird like we've

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Speaker 2: lost a lot of time. I really want to be

614
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 2: fitting in as many days as you've said. So he's

615
00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:24,560
Speaker 2: finding himself going on walks, tennis, dates, activities and getting

616
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Speaker 2: to know the person at the same time.

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Speaker 1: And that's efficient dating. Absolutely that's a ficient dating.

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Speaker 3: I'm fascinated by this, bloody love the idea of it,

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Speaker 3: and I kind of want to help the singles out there.

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Speaker 3: So we haven't asked for single men to call because

621
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:41,760
Speaker 3: well that always ends badly, but Dave probably would have

622
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Speaker 3: call mate. That's the point third and one of six

623
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Speaker 3: y five. If you're a single woman and you want

624
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Speaker 3: to sign up for a bit of efficient dating, right now,

625
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 3: give us a call on third and one of sixty five,

626
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:52,760
Speaker 3: because that's what we're going to do in the airwaves.

627
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Speaker 4: Fun doing officially.

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Speaker 3: So what we're going to do is we're going to

629
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Speaker 3: get one woman on the show and what we're going

630
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 3: to do is she's going to date as many people

631
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Speaker 3: as she possibly can in a minute.

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00:27:06,040 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh wow, And that is efficient.

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00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,920
Speaker 5: That's super definition of efficient.

634
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Speaker 2: Get your dating down on the drive home.

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Speaker 3: Yes, So we've got a number of different candidates that

636
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 3: have called up, so maybe we can just trawl through

637
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Speaker 3: a few of these.

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00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:18,600
Speaker 1: Got Carla, who's called.

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00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:21,959
Speaker 6: Karla, Hey, how are you going very well?

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Speaker 1: Thanks? May You've been single for how long?

641
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Speaker 14: For five years?

642
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Speaker 1: You into this efficient dating thing?

643
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,400
Speaker 10: Yeah?

644
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 14: Spotter shots, right?

645
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 8: Is it is?

646
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,240
Speaker 2: You want to know you don't want to waste a

647
00:27:35,359 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 2: full night getting to know someone and realizing they're not

648
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:37,800
Speaker 2: the one.

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00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,000
Speaker 14: Just exactly.

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Speaker 2: Have you been dating, Carla? Been going on dates?

651
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Speaker 17: No?

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Speaker 14: I tried like this online dating outfits and and there

653
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 14: is and Hinge and stuff, but nothing really clicked.

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Speaker 1: And yeah, radio dating, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, we'll find out. It's on the line, Carla. We've

656
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Speaker 3: got Selene, who's called Selene. You're keen on a bit

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Speaker 3: of radio efficient dating. Selene, come to me now, yes, hello, Hi, there,

658
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Speaker 3: you're ken in a bit of.

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Speaker 1: Radio efficient dating.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I am all right.

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Speaker 1: How long you been single for?

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Speaker 18: I've been single for a few years now.

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Speaker 2: Actually, all right, okay, are you dating?

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Speaker 18: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm on.

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Speaker 18: I'm on a few dating sites like Hinge and Tinder

667
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,600
Speaker 18: and everything. But yeah, this hasn't really worked out for

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Speaker 18: me so far.

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Speaker 5: All right, thanks to the cale Selene.

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Speaker 3: We've got was it Natalie who's called get a Natalie?

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Speaker 3: You're keen on a bit of efficient dating online here.

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Speaker 1: On the air.

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Speaker 18: That's exactly right, all right.

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Speaker 1: How old are you Nat?

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Speaker 14: I'm forty eight, but look at.

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Speaker 2: It absolutely you sound well. And Natalie, what are you

677
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Speaker 2: looking for in a man? Or what I'm looking for someone.

678
00:28:53,560 --> 00:29:02,280
Speaker 15: I'm looking for someone who's outgoing laugh do you detegrate thing?

679
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:03,360
Speaker 8: Alright?

680
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:05,520
Speaker 2: Okay, so I think we need to choose one here,

681
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: which is going to be quite difficult. Guilty.

682
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we don't know much about it, and they're all keen.

683
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 2: Carl has been single for five years, Selena a couple

684
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: of years. Natalie, she's forty eight, doesn't look forty eight.

685
00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 2: She's been single for a bit.

686
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: I mean, we're talking gen Z here. Pick number three?

687
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: My lord, we are, we are going gen Z here?

688
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 2: Right?

689
00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 16: Yeah?

690
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:24,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah?

691
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 1: So maybe so I feel like Natalie is probably out

692
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: of it.

693
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 5: She's forty eight.

694
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: We're talking gen Z is efficient dating? Okay, you leaning

695
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:32,320
Speaker 1: towards Natalie.

696
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: I just feel awful saying no to anyone here, but

697
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 2: we're not dating them. Maybe we choose a good point?

698
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:38,320
Speaker 2: Good point?

699
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 1: Well, oh, geez, n Losses, I could give you that

700
00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:41,360
Speaker 1: drum roll again.

701
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 5: Gee whiz, who are you thinking? I'll just touch you that.

702
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 1: Now you choose, Let's go Selene, let's go. Let's go

703
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: with Selene.

704
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 2: Hush, why not Carla?

705
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 16: Oh fantastic Isle?

706
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: Why not Selene?

707
00:29:56,760 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 2: Celena? All right? So now, so Selena you into men

708
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 2: or women or both?

709
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 3: Ah?

710
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: Men, you mean some men? Okay, So for the boys

711
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 2: out there, for the lards, thirteen one oh sixty five

712
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,680
Speaker 2: is our number, Selene. Do you want to talk about

713
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: yourself a little bit just to get the guys. I

714
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 2: have an idea of who they're calling for.

715
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 18: Yeah, no problem. So I'm twenty three. I'm working in childcare.

716
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 18: My hopes and dreams are to be a primary school teacher.

717
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 18: So I'm going to start studying probably next year.

718
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:30,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

719
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,920
Speaker 18: I'm trying to be a bit more active in my

720
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,960
Speaker 18: social life, so trying to get out and do some

721
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 18: more stuff around the community.

722
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 1: Beautiful, beautiful. What would you say is your best quality? Selene?

723
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 18: Best quality probably my humor. I feel like I have

724
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:43,760
Speaker 18: a good sense of humor.

725
00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 2: Okay, and sorry to do this, butit physically. What's your

726
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: best feature physically, Selena, this is what they're going to

727
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 2: want to hear. It's good to get it out there, Selene.

728
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 18: Of course, physically, probably my smile or my hair.

729
00:30:55,320 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 3: Ah Sallene, Right, so boys going to smile to melt

730
00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 3: hearts and the hair. I was gonna say that that

731
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 3: would be weird beautiful hair anyway, Selene, she's going to

732
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 3: be efficient dating.

733
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,959
Speaker 6: Right up next, she's going to date as many men

734
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 6: as you can in one minute.

735
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 3: We are talking about this new fad called efficient dating

736
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 3: for all the millennial singles who are fed up with

737
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 3: the fact that they've lost a whole bunch of time

738
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 3: because of COVID obviously couldn't date during COVID properly, So

739
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 3: they're dating whilst doing other things, or they're doing rapid

740
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,360
Speaker 3: efficient dating. They're dating while they're going to the gym,

741
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: and they're dating while they're getting coffee or breakfast or something,

742
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 3: because they just don't want to block out all this time.

743
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 3: They just want to push people in, push people out,

744
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 3: and then hopefully push a baby out with the same

745
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 3: person a couple of years later. Who knows, but they've

746
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 3: got to move fastwards. It's efficient dating, and so that's

747
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:44,239
Speaker 3: what we're doing on the radio right now.

748
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:49,280
Speaker 6: Fun doing aficially.

749
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 3: All right, So as efficient as we can be efficient dating,

750
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: we asked. First of all, first step in this process

751
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 3: was getting a single woman on the phone.

752
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,520
Speaker 1: And we've got Selene, who's called get a Selene.

753
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, welcome back.

754
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 2: So Selene, just to recap if people are just joining us.

755
00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 2: You're wanting to become a primary school teacher. You're currently

756
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:10,920
Speaker 2: in childcare. Your best quality is your sense of humor.

757
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 2: You've got a beautiful smile and you have outrageously good hair.

758
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 2: That's right, brilliant, great qualities, Selene, what's watch your favorite movie?

759
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 2: Just just lean into that sense of humor? Thing? Like,

760
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: what's on the movies are you into?

761
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 18: I'm into a lot of action, comedy pretty much. Anything. Really,

762
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,000
Speaker 18: I'm happy to watch anything.

763
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: Is a lot of blokes.

764
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:32,560
Speaker 5: Be happy with that.

765
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what she is into, guys.

766
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 3: Unfortunately for the women out there, she is just looking

767
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 3: for the blokes. But giz, have the blokes come down

768
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 3: a little bit like the writers of Rohan in that

769
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,200
Speaker 3: final battle of Lord of the Rings.

770
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:46,360
Speaker 1: You know what I'm talking about, the Lord of the

771
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 1: Rings fans. All right, So, Selene, what we're gonna do?

772
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,720
Speaker 1: Such an obscure reference? G whiz? Did the gigs love

773
00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: me for that? All right?

774
00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 3: So Selene, what we're gonna do is, because this is

775
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:03,600
Speaker 3: efficient dating, we're gonna try and get through as many blokes.

776
00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: As we can in a minute.

777
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 16: All right, let's do it.

778
00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:07,239
Speaker 5: All right?

779
00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:09,280
Speaker 1: My producer doesn't think we'll do it very well.

780
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: But what we're gonna do, you're gonna hear the clock starting,

781
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 3: all right, and these guys are just gonna crack in.

782
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 3: When you've had enough of the bloke. If you're done

783
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:21,240
Speaker 3: with him, just say next. Okay, you'll hear that noise

784
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 3: and then we'll move on to the next one.

785
00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm gonna do this.

786
00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 2: Don't feel bad something. Then day you've got to get

787
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 2: through as many as possible.

788
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 3: It's got to be efficient, and then at the end

789
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 3: you can choose one. Okay, all right, all right, so

790
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:34,959
Speaker 3: you want to try and get through as many as

791
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 3: you can.

792
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: That's what he said. It's all part of it, and

793
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 1: they'll get that. They'll get it, all right. Are you

794
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 1: ready to go?

795
00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 18: I'm ready.

796
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 1: Okay, one minute on the clock. Your time starts now. Matt,

797
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: you're up first.

798
00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:48,800
Speaker 3: Hey.

799
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 19: I'm British and I play a unique sport in Australia

800
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:52,640
Speaker 19: that not many people play.

801
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, what's up? I play ice hockey, ice hockey, nice.

802
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 17: Melbourne.

803
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 5: I'm gonna have to move.

804
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 6: Time left, hurry up, Lucky, you're up.

805
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,279
Speaker 10: My my name is Lucky. I love playing footy and

806
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 10: I also love going to the gym and love doing

807
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,360
Speaker 10: lots of exercise. And I also I'm one of the

808
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 10: coming teachers once said in my life as well.

809
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 18: Oh very nice me too.

810
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 6: All right, next God, that's what we're talking about, Bailey.

811
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 18: You're right mate, yo, Selene, I can be your dream.

812
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 19: I'm a rapper together week and making tea.

813
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:36,240
Speaker 16: We can boyer.

814
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: We've got I'm not sure how long we've got to go.

815
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:43,040
Speaker 3: We've got We've got mark here, We've got hey, how

816
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,360
Speaker 3: I am.

817
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 18: I've got a lot of cash.

818
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,360
Speaker 16: I want to splash on you.

819
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 6: Jesus beg buys out as well.

820
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 17: Final one will.

821
00:34:53,320 --> 00:35:04,280
Speaker 2: Hello? All right, so Selene, Selena, I love that a chance.

822
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:08,920
Speaker 6: The big vala Yeah, one second, just hello.

823
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 2: So Selena. Mean it was quick, but you got through

824
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:13,879
Speaker 2: five of these guys there.

825
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 1: Should we do a bit of a recap maybe just.

826
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 18: So because recap that was too quick?

827
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 3: Okay, Well it's meant to be efficient dating, mate, that's

828
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: the idea. Okay, So, Matt, he's a he's a he's

829
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: a he's a nice hockey guy.

830
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, British British ice hockey guy.

831
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 5: Lockey was the gym dude re memory Bailey wrapped for.

832
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 7: You, not so much.

833
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,760
Speaker 5: Mark rap, Mark was the camera.

834
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:40,399
Speaker 1: Has just had a lot of cash that he wanted

835
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:40,840
Speaker 1: to splash.

836
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: Did you like that, Selene?

837
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 18: You know, it's interesting, but it's not sort of the

838
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,920
Speaker 18: biggest thing that I jumped for.

839
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 3: And Will said hello at the end there, I reckon

840
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,800
Speaker 3: he's a bit of a surprise packet.

841
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 8: Will.

842
00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: I'm just throwing that out the mystery about him, I'm

843
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,200
Speaker 2: just throwing that out there. It's quite a nice hello.

844
00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 2: Actually it was he it was it was he was Bridge.

845
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was.

846
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,919
Speaker 3: Is Will still available as he is? He's stuck around Will,

847
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 3: So I'll run it through you again. We've got Matt

848
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 3: with the ice hockey, Locky the Jim Junkie Bailey wrapped

849
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,359
Speaker 3: Mark with the cash, and Will with the hail Mary

850
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 3: Hello at the end there, Selene, which one would.

851
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 1: You like to go on to go further with?

852
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 18: You know, I'm really kind of into British guys, so

853
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 18: I think i'd like to give the first one a shot.

854
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:39,800
Speaker 17: Maddie, you're there, Yeah, buddy, Hello, Papa, it's Will and Woody.

855
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm going to reveal Matthew McConaughey's secret of curing

856
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: his hair loss. Very, very shortly. But before I do that,

857
00:36:47,880 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 2: I want to set the scene. So Matthew McConaughey joined

858
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 2: us on this radio show pretty recently and was giving

859
00:36:54,239 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 2: you some advice Will on having your first baby.

860
00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 9: The first six months after you knewble. Don't just double

861
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 9: down on your instincts. Triple down on your instincts. Wow,

862
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 9: from investments to relationships, to where you want to live

863
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 9: and go and what you want to do in life.

864
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:11,439
Speaker 9: You'll never be more clear.

865
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 2: Would would you mind if he uses your friend? I

866
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 2: know you coined the phrase the McConaughey McConaughey sons. Will's

867
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,839
Speaker 2: last name is McMahon. Do you mind if he uses

868
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 2: mcmhonnaissance Just say yeah, mcmonissance.

869
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:25,320
Speaker 7: There you go.

870
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,279
Speaker 2: It's so much cooler when you say it mcmonasance. So

871
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:33,839
Speaker 2: you turning your life around, just like Matthew McConaughey. Now,

872
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,719
Speaker 2: fast forward to today in the news, Matthew McConaughey has

873
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: revealed how he was struggling with hair loss in the nineties. Now, Will,

874
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 2: you've been struggling with hair loss since even before that.

875
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: I mean we were at school together and she whiz

876
00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 2: it was going anyway. He has revealed today. What he

877
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: did to cure his hair loss? How did it grow back?

878
00:37:58,120 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 2: That's a great mystery.

879
00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 9: I'll tell you what. I shaved it off and then

880
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 9: I get this topical ointment and I rub it into

881
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 9: my scale once today for ten minutes. That's all I

882
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:10,759
Speaker 9: can take. Is it came it came back. I have

883
00:38:10,920 --> 00:38:13,399
Speaker 9: more hair now than I had in nineteen ninety nine.

884
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 2: Now will nineteen now will?

885
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 7: Yes?

886
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:21,640
Speaker 2: As part of the mcmonaissance. Mcmonoissance, yeah, which is your

887
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:22,719
Speaker 2: renaissance having a.

888
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 3: Baby in two months? So as he said, you know,

889
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 3: to double down and tripple down on manstacks, yeah, very shortly.

890
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 17: Yes.

891
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,480
Speaker 2: But also he cured his baldness. Now you've shaved down,

892
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,359
Speaker 2: you've shaved down.

893
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: You think that's a key part of the mcmonissance.

894
00:38:36,600 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 2: I just think there's two things here that are very linked.

895
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 2: I think him growing his hairbag was a big part

896
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,400
Speaker 2: of his mcconnaisance.

897
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: What do you why you couldn't say to him?

898
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 7: You can't.

899
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 2: I think it's a hard wait to say.

900
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: Connaissance.

901
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 2: So look, are you open to getting on the topical

902
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:54,680
Speaker 2: ointments like McConaughey and getting.

903
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 1: Something I don't know, I don't know. It seems like

904
00:38:58,719 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: a lot.

905
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 2: Do you want to do it?

906
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 5: Why do I want to do it?

907
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 2: And why do you not want to do it?

908
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 5: Okay, So I'm currently So.

909
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: The thing is, there are a lot of men at

910
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,319
Speaker 1: the moment.

911
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:12,759
Speaker 3: Who are driving in their cars thinking of themselves. I

912
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 3: currently take some sort of treatment for their hair. Sure,

913
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 3: whether they got the plugs, they're on the hair pingers,

914
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 3: Sure they're rubbing the topical ointment in.

915
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: Whatever it is.

916
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 3: There are way more haired guys than bald guys these days,

917
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 3: to the point where I caught up with my little

918
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:30,279
Speaker 3: brother the other day. He's about five years younger than me,

919
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 3: and he said, Jesu, it's nice to hang.

920
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 2: Out with a guy with no hair, right, because it

921
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: was like dying bread. You're an anomaly like gingers. Gingers

922
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 2: are dying out, are they? It's a recessive gene you're kidding. Yeah,

923
00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:42,919
Speaker 2: in thirty years, there there'll be no gingers left.

924
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: Wow.

925
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 2: But that's neither here nor there, no people.

926
00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:48,399
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to figure out whether if I hold

927
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: onto my baldness, I'll become Maverick.

928
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 2: So like Bruce willis someone who's.

929
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: Cool, you know, like wow, he's bored.

930
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, Or will they become a freak.

931
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,160
Speaker 3: Oh like Jesus, why didn't he just sort his hair

932
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 3: issue out? He had all the options available.

933
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,760
Speaker 2: To him, like the elephant Man, just as an example.

934
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:10,480
Speaker 5: Like free times like no guy, no, no, not on

935
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 5: the elephant Man.

936
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: Okay, not on the elephant Man. Okay. So that's where

937
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:15,839
Speaker 2: you are right now. I think we need to hear

938
00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 2: from some people who, like Matthew McConaughey, like you, have

939
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: got to the stage where they were losing their hair

940
00:40:22,080 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 2: and then they have opted to grow the hair bag

941
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: or get there.

942
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 3: And I didn't need to be convinced that there are

943
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:31,640
Speaker 3: more benefits to this than aesthetic if I ask, because

944
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:34,279
Speaker 3: I know, because I know, I know that, like you know,

945
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,919
Speaker 3: if we ask the general population, a person with hair

946
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 3: is more attractive than a person without hair.

947
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 2: We know that boring, boring, boring. What if we are

948
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,560
Speaker 2: what if I did your life get better when you

949
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,439
Speaker 2: grew your hair back?

950
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 10: Sure?

951
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, seriously, and you have a good reason.

952
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, did he stake getting bit?

953
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 5: If you did start getting better?

954
00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 3: If you maybe your partner got a bit of hair

955
00:40:57,480 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 3: growth going on as well, a bit of treatment.

956
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh six fives And how did their life

957
00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 2: get better with hair. Yes, they started taking the hair

958
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: pingers or the hair plugs. I've got a full hair transplant,

959
00:41:08,400 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 2: and did their life get better?

960
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 3: Because you're going to have to convince me, all right, well,

961
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 3: I know it's going to look better, but right now

962
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,799
Speaker 3: I'd rather be the Bruce Willis at sixty five.

963
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 2: Does curing your hair loss make your life better? That

964
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 2: is the question we're asking now on thirteen one oh

965
00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 2: sixty five. It is no secret that one of us.

966
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 3: Doesn't make any sense. It doesn't make any sense that

967
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:30,880
Speaker 3: that would happen. Well, you all know of your single

968
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 3: Maybe it makes you more attractive.

969
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:36,640
Speaker 2: But we don't care about attractive honestly, esthetic boring because

970
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 2: at the end of that's subjective. Some people prefer bald men.

971
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 2: I know that's a popular thing. Willis, I mean my God,

972
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: Dammi Moore, Hello, say them sorry, stay them at, Jason,

973
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 2: stay them, I mean Jude. We could sit here for

974
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 2: hours naming sexy bald men. But does it actually make

975
00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 2: your life better? I think it did for Matthew McConaughey.

976
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 2: He has only revealed recently that he was going bald

977
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 2: in the nineties before he started putting on a ointment

978
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: on his head. How did it grow back? That's a

979
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:03,720
Speaker 2: great mystery.

980
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:04,400
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what.

981
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:07,200
Speaker 9: I shaved it off and then I get this topical

982
00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 9: ointment and I rub it into my scale once today

983
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 9: for ten minutes. That's all I can take. Is it

984
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 9: came it came back. I have more hair now than

985
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 9: I had in nineteen ninety nine.

986
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: He's an actor.

987
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:22,279
Speaker 2: Can I just say, you're in the media though you're

988
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 2: you're similar. And by the way, the reason we're talking

989
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 2: about this is because if we can prove that your

990
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 2: life does get better with hair, you're open to a

991
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 2: bit of rogain or whatever.

992
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,000
Speaker 5: I just know why you want me to do this.

993
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 2: I'm actually just curious.

994
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 5: Why do you want me to do it.

995
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 2: I'm just curious as to the journey, like will it

996
00:42:38,760 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 2: actually work? For one and I also think there's a

997
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:41,400
Speaker 2: lot of money in it.

998
00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 5: Is this because you put rogain on your face for

999
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 5: two weeks without me?

1000
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:44,320
Speaker 8: Know?

1001
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was trying to go a beard. That was

1002
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 2: the worst. Nothing grew, So why am I doing it again? Well,

1003
00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 2: I didn't experiment. It didn't work, so I'm just you know,

1004
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 2: and if it works on your head, I mean, is

1005
00:42:56,280 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 2: there a pill I can take for the beard will

1006
00:42:58,360 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 2: I don't know anyway, I don't know, but I do

1007
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:05,359
Speaker 2: I care well, I don't really. I don't think it'd

1008
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,839
Speaker 2: be funny if you grow a hair. If I'm being

1009
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,399
Speaker 2: fully honest, I don't really.

1010
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,839
Speaker 5: They're all out there at the moment though.

1011
00:43:10,960 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: That's the thing.

1012
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:13,200
Speaker 5: I have the option I have.

1013
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 3: I now have the option as a bald guy to

1014
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 3: get my hair back. That's a thing that is wild.

1015
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.

1016
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 3: That's why you're seeing less and less bald men out there,

1017
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,600
Speaker 3: because everyone's just growing it back.

1018
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 2: And by the way, I think, I know a lot

1019
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 2: of guys are ashamed about it, like guys are very

1020
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 2: ashamed to admit whenever they're doing something for their looks

1021
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 2: because that's not a manly thing to do, which is

1022
00:43:31,600 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 2: wrong that but we think that way. But there'd be

1023
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 2: more people than you think out there that are on

1024
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,560
Speaker 2: these hairpingers or whatever and just not telling you. Your

1025
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 2: partner might be on these hairpingers and you've got no idea,

1026
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: You've got no idea.

1027
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 1: There's a lot of shame around it.

1028
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.

1029
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 3: I can't think of an equivalent at all really, where

1030
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,240
Speaker 3: it's like people recently have had the option to change

1031
00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,880
Speaker 3: something about their physical appearance they never had previously.

1032
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:53,040
Speaker 2: Plastic surgery.

1033
00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, there's loads.

1034
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 6: Lock is cold. I thix five lock.

1035
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: So this is about a end of yours.

1036
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,720
Speaker 20: Yeah, just a good friend of mine who has the issue.

1037
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 20: He lost a lot of his hair.

1038
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,880
Speaker 1: Some time ago, and he did and he hit the hairpingers.

1039
00:44:10,360 --> 00:44:13,120
Speaker 20: Yeah, well no he got I'm not sure exactly what treatment,

1040
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:14,840
Speaker 20: but he did. But you know what, that mush stuff.

1041
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:17,760
Speaker 20: There's all those different adverts going on, and he speaks

1042
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,800
Speaker 20: this error. There's always stuff he can do.

1043
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gone and he's done it.

1044
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 20: But then he sort of realized it, like do I

1045
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 20: actually want to have hair back? And he's like, I

1046
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 20: don't really enjoy it, like I enjoy just being bold.

1047
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 20: And then he realized the only reason he did it

1048
00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 20: is because all of us are talking about him going

1049
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 20: and doing it and should do it, and he sort

1050
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 20: of felt weird that he didn't, that he was going

1051
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 20: ball and he never really asked himself to actually want

1052
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 20: to stave old.

1053
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: I actually, yeah, because why do I want to do it?

1054
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:47,320
Speaker 3: Like you know, getting told I want to do it,

1055
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 3: like McConaughey, because you told me you read McConaughey's biography

1056
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 3: green Light. Yeah great, And there was a bit in

1057
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 3: there where he nearly lost a job, an acting job,

1058
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 3: because he went because he shaved his head and they

1059
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 3: were like, you're going ball.

1060
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 2: It was the movie where he fights dragons or something.

1061
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:05,399
Speaker 1: It sounds like a cracker anyway before it was a rain.

1062
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 2: Of fire, and there was he shaved his head and

1063
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:10,840
Speaker 2: then got photographed paparazz seed and they called him and

1064
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 2: they were gonna he was going to lose a role

1065
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,720
Speaker 2: because he looked so bad with a shade.

1066
00:45:14,719 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 3: So it's different for him because that's part of his

1067
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 3: caper where it's like, you know, if you're not if

1068
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:18,919
Speaker 3: you're in the media.

1069
00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 5: I mean, look at the.

1070
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 1: Amount of successful bald men that there are.

1071
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 5: They're everywhere.

1072
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:24,799
Speaker 1: Goushi, Tom Gleeson, Michael Klym.

1073
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:26,799
Speaker 2: Maybe I should just shave my head.

1074
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 6: I mean, like they are, they're out there.

1075
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: It is sad.

1076
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 6: I agree with Lockie.

1077
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: He's sad that you can't rest.

1078
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 3: In the fact that you're just a bald dude and

1079
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 3: wane and you love people are like, just want to

1080
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:38,520
Speaker 3: get the hair back.

1081
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, you love the convenience of the hair, don't chat.

1082
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 2: You always talk about that, the hot water on fresh scalf.

1083
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,120
Speaker 2: You love that in the morning.

1084
00:45:45,920 --> 00:45:47,800
Speaker 1: Don't tell me what I love and don't love in

1085
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 1: the morning.

1086
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:57,000
Speaker 6: We've got we've got here, Dan, you hit the hairpingers.

1087
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: Is your life better because of it?

1088
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 19: But made promotional work? People looking at you different, They

1089
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,320
Speaker 19: kind of treat you different.

1090
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:04,640
Speaker 2: Wow.

1091
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 19: Made life is life is good? Made life is good?

1092
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 19: Hereditrue for me and both my grandfather's had balding head

1093
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 19: and my dad got it.

1094
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 16: Yeah.

1095
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 19: No more sunscreen on the scalp.

1096
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 5: Wow, don't know, do me if I don't mind creaming

1097
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:19,479
Speaker 5: the dome?

1098
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,920
Speaker 3: To be honest, you know, people put sunscreen on their

1099
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:23,359
Speaker 3: head and they've just got to, you know, watch their

1100
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: edges around their heir.

1101
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:25,800
Speaker 5: I just go, they just go. You know, I just

1102
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 5: buff up the bowling board.

1103
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: It's pretty elite. Hey, Dane.

1104
00:46:28,360 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 3: Run your hand through your hair and just give me

1105
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,840
Speaker 3: an audible noise to let me know how that feels

1106
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 3: for you.

1107
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 19: Oh yeah, delightle.

1108
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 5: That sounds pretty good because I.

1109
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 19: Can use a nice lot big cone now. But the

1110
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 19: only problem is that I burned through the the head

1111
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 19: and shoulders, and that's an.

1112
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 2: Overhead because you don't need to overhead. Right, do you

1113
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 2: shampoo now?

1114
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 5: Absolutely?

1115
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 2: Not at all.

1116
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,919
Speaker 5: I use my girlfriends like once a month.

1117
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:53,359
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1118
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got to car with the sun roof though,

1119
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 2: pretty nice with the.

1120
00:46:57,520 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 6: Hairy's to go to Johnny.

1121
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 1: Oh the wind through the hair.

1122
00:47:03,440 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the wind still goes through the hair, just

1123
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 3: just at a micro sort of a level, john john

1124
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 3: talk to boys. Okay, Johnny, we're talking. Is my life

1125
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:14,400
Speaker 3: going to get better if a grammer hairbag?

1126
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 16: No, don't do it?

1127
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 2: Why Johnny?

1128
00:47:18,920 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 14: Mate?

1129
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 16: Listen For thirty five years, I've been shaving my head

1130
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 16: and my body, should I say? And the best it's

1131
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 16: the best feeling. It is the best feeling. But unfortunately

1132
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 16: I found a partner who just wants a gorilla as

1133
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 16: a partner, who wants here, who want's hair on the

1134
00:47:35,600 --> 00:47:39,439
Speaker 16: arms everywhere, just Hnny and I, you know, pull love.

1135
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 16: I've let it go. But sometimes you want that reality check.

1136
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 16: You want to you want to shave that that head

1137
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 16: to have that smooth and then when you do that,

1138
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 16: she just totally turns off and goes, oh, well there's

1139
00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 16: nothing to love now, And I think, oh, how really?

1140
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 16: It's like, yeah, it's the killer killer Johnny.

1141
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 2: She's ungrateful.

1142
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:01,040
Speaker 1: She's a find sico mate.

1143
00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what everyone's thinking.

1144
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:03,160
Speaker 3: It