WEBVTT - LIFE UNCUT RADIO - 10th September 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.960 Live Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout 0:00:04.960 --> 0:00:08.760 Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:11.600 pay our respect to their elders past and present and 0:00:11.680 --> 0:00:14.960 extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Island 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:18.400 peoples today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land of 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:22.279 the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and i'll welcome back to 0:00:22.320 --> 0:00:24.160 another episode of Live un Cut. 0:00:24.200 --> 0:00:28.840 I'm Laura and I'm Britt and this is our radio show. 0:00:28.920 --> 0:00:31.800 We are live across the country every Saturday from ten 0:00:31.840 --> 0:00:34.160 am until midday and this is all. 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:36.240 The best bits packaged up especially for you. 0:00:36.800 --> 0:00:39.519 We have some interesting stuff on today's episode. Actually, do 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:39.959 you know what. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:44.040 I was just thinking back and I'm like, it's pretty sexy. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:45.320 It's a sexy episode. 0:00:45.400 --> 0:00:45.559 Yeah. 0:00:45.600 --> 0:00:47.840 It's a good thing that our the guy who takes 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:50.400 care of content and everything, Richie, is on holiday, so 0:00:50.440 --> 0:00:51.640 he's not going to call us and tell us we 0:00:51.720 --> 0:00:52.440 did a terrible job. 0:00:53.560 --> 0:00:54.960 We get in so much trouble and we talk about 0:00:54.960 --> 0:00:55.480 sex too much. 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.360 You can't talk about sex on the radio and on 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:59.320 a Saturday morning when people are driving their kids to 0:00:59.320 --> 0:01:00.680 the part can but. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:02.560 There's a limit on the number of times you can 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.720 drop the sex word, and I think we exceeded it. 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:10.400 Yeah, I'm definitely. It was some interesting sex songs. We 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.000 all talk about our sort of sex song. We had 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.440 some calls called it with their sex songs. We also talk. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:17.600 About the song that Mitch Churry lost. 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:20.679 Would you say masturbat what is it like the very 0:01:20.680 --> 0:01:22.240 first time someone masturbates? 0:01:22.400 --> 0:01:23.040 What would you call that? 0:01:23.080 --> 0:01:24.920 Because you didn't lose your virginity, but the very first 0:01:24.920 --> 0:01:26.920 time you lost your virginity to yourself masturbation. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:30.000 It was my first ever climax. Yeah, I remember, And 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:31.640 I didn't do it properly. I whacked it like a 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:34.440 whack a mile at a time. 0:01:34.319 --> 0:01:36.559 Zone because you didn't really know how to do it. 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.360 Because I got like firm, and then I was like 0:01:39.400 --> 0:01:41.280 playing with him. Oh, this doesn't feel half bad. So 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:43.240 I was just whacking it like wow. 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:44.399 So how happened around? 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.280 How long do you think it took you to figure 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:47.680 out write the right technique? 0:01:47.840 --> 0:01:51.320 How long's American pie of the film. 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:54.320 Are you saying that the first time you masturbated properly 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:59.000 you had never seen it done, You had never watched 0:01:59.000 --> 0:01:59.800 it like. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:00.760 I was very young. 0:02:00.840 --> 0:02:03.080 No, no, so you just got it hard and then 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.400 just flapped it around to a song. I'm not going 0:02:05.480 --> 0:02:07.000 to spoil it. You guys need to listen to the song. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:08.760 It's a very questionable choice of songs. 0:02:09.800 --> 0:02:12.160 I have one thing to say about this. It's a 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.560 very good song and it is ruined for me. 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:17.919 What if it was your wedding song and oh my god, 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:19.679 you had to change it or you could picture was 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.480 me with my little stiffy. 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:26.880 Wow, let's stop, big stiffe. We also speak to Sonja 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:33.000 Kruger today and I just wanted to stop talking about 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.919 Usually it's me who enjoys these conversations and I'm moving. 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:36.200 It right along. 0:02:37.080 --> 0:02:39.440 Anyway, Let's get into it, girls. 0:02:39.520 --> 0:02:41.799 What a twenty four hours it's been? 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:42.680 Well? 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:45.320 Yeah, I mean, where were you when you heard the news. 0:02:45.280 --> 0:02:46.680 About the passing of Queen Elizabeth? 0:02:46.720 --> 0:02:47.280 Absolutely? 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.880 Oh my god, I was asleep. I was I sleep 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:52.240 until ten am, So I missed it. One of those 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:54.360 people that had like twenty people try to break it 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:56.560 to me and I had my mum, my men messaging aunties. 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.919 But I woke up to the news. Where were you, guys? 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:02.000 I also woke up the news, but I'm still jet lagged, 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:04.400 so I'm not sleeping, so I'm waking up at like 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.560 four point thirty am. So I think a lot of 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:07.920 I mean a lot of you guys, a lot of 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:11.680 family members, everyone had messages from me at an ungodly hour. 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:13.640 The reason why I say this is because I feel 0:03:13.639 --> 0:03:15.960 like the queen passing is one of those It's one 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:19.240 of those huge momentous moments that you always remember where 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:21.280 you were, you know, like I was, I was still 0:03:21.280 --> 0:03:22.639 in bed and Matt rolled over. 0:03:22.520 --> 0:03:24.120 And he was like, the Queen's started. 0:03:24.200 --> 0:03:26.480 Yeah, but this is what happened, and I just it's 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:29.280 just something that you'll always remember. It's such a weird 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.400 thing to think that, like, for majority of us, for 0:03:31.440 --> 0:03:33.799 all of our lives, we've had this one person who's 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:36.240 been the head of the monarchy and now it's all changed. 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:39.440 You just never thought someone like this would ever pass away, 0:03:39.520 --> 0:03:41.760 Like these people live forever. You know, she's ninety six 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:42.280 years old. 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:45.080 Did you see the double rainbow? Did you hear about 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.000 the double rainbow Bingham Palace? 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:47.320 Oh? 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:50.000 It was so honestly, Mit, you need to look at 0:03:50.000 --> 0:03:50.480 the pictures. 0:03:50.560 --> 0:03:54.800 It's like the Queen, It's like they're up there together 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:56.000 looking down at each other. 0:03:56.000 --> 0:03:57.280 It's this beautiful the queen. 0:03:57.400 --> 0:03:59.320 Yep, it's like this beautiful double rainbow. And that's when 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:00.400 everyone's been saying. 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.680 They say's some gorgeous photos out there of this beautiful 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.280 double rainbow that's up over Buckingham Palace and people are 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.840 saying that it's Prince Philip and the Queen back together 0:04:07.840 --> 0:04:08.880 again in United. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:10.840 Well, that's kind of the overarching theme is as sad 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.880 as it is your right bridge. She's ninety six and 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.960 she served for seventy years. She served so well, it's 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:18.400 a celebration. It'll turn into a celebration, I think. 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.680 Well, I think from now on in it is a celebration. 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.520 After the part of her mourning is to celebrate. 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:25.520 There's ten days of mourning, National Mourning. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:27.039 Well, I think that's beautiful. Well do you know what 0:04:27.120 --> 0:04:29.839 we thought? I mean, Queen Elizabeth has left such a legacy. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.800 She is a remarkable woman. But also there is so 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.400 much about her life, her ninety six years. I think 0:04:35.440 --> 0:04:37.160 so many people don't know. There are so many things 0:04:37.160 --> 0:04:38.720 about her life that I didn't even know. 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:41.440 Well, one of my favorite things that I learned about 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.840 the Queen that I want to tell you kickstart. This 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.680 is she volunteered as a mechanic in World War Two. 0:04:47.800 --> 0:04:50.000 She was a mechanic. She trained as a mechanic and 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:53.000 a truck driver. So we're talking nineteen forty five. There 0:04:53.000 --> 0:04:53.760 are pictures of her. 0:04:53.880 --> 0:04:55.560 You put the photos up. I put them up. 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.320 Yeah, it's something I mean, I've known this about the 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:58.760 queen for a long time. It was something I was 0:04:58.800 --> 0:04:59.840 thoroughly impressed by. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.880 I just think, what an incredible person, Like, how much 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:07.000 more can you take on rather than being the queen 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:11.960 than going to war and being a mechanic? An incredible 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:13.719 was she at this time? She reckoned just twenty I 0:05:13.800 --> 0:05:15.040 know she was twenty five. 0:05:15.360 --> 0:05:17.200 So like she I mean she was inaugreator when she 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:18.680 was twenty five, so around the same time. 0:05:19.520 --> 0:05:21.560 Yeah, it's absolutely incredible. 0:05:21.720 --> 0:05:23.560 Wow, okay, I've got one for you. Yeah, this is 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.640 a bit of a low brow one. Prince Philip used 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:28.040 to call her. Nickname her like cutesy little baby? 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:28.480 Name was it? 0:05:28.480 --> 0:05:28.720 Little? 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:30.720 Was also cabbage? 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.880 Why you know what kind of had like a round head? 0:05:35.600 --> 0:05:38.600 No, and this is this isn't daring, but she had 0:05:38.600 --> 0:05:39.160 the ball but. 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:40.240 It looks like a cabbage. 0:05:40.480 --> 0:05:42.800 I don't know if that's the cake. No. 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:45.599 Well, one thing that I love was her wake up call. 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:49.520 Now nobody loves an alarm clock, nobody but the Queen. 0:05:50.000 --> 0:05:53.480 Every morning at nine am, she got a royal bagpiper 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:55.880 that would play for fifteen minutes outside her window. 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:59.440 And now that sounds horrible awful as someone. 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.159 No, I mean some that lived in Scotland. I lived 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.920 in Scotland. I love the bagpipes. 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:05.760 It just has a feeling like it's it signifies really 0:06:05.800 --> 0:06:07.200 nice memories for me, and I'm sure it did that 0:06:07.200 --> 0:06:07.560 for the Queen. 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:09.120 Yeah, well me. My favorite one to end on is 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:10.960 that she'd start each day with the gin cocktail and 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.120 she'd end each night with a dry martini. That is 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:15.279 the legacy of Queen Elizabeth for section. 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:16.640 Then she needed to start the day with the gin 0:06:16.680 --> 0:06:17.960 because she started the day with the bagpipes. 0:06:18.080 --> 0:06:20.320 Or that is my kind of woman. 0:06:20.520 --> 0:06:23.080 Maybe. Anyway, as we celebrate her life, I mean, there's 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:24.880 not much else to say, or we'll get more news 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:25.560 as it comes out. 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:29.719 What about what our producer, Nat was just telling. 0:06:29.480 --> 0:06:31.960 Us off air. I have a lot of feelings about this, Nat. 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:32.880 What happened to you? 0:06:33.160 --> 0:06:35.800 So I was getting my eyelashes done and you know 0:06:35.839 --> 0:06:37.760 when that happens, they're right over your face, like they're 0:06:37.760 --> 0:06:39.680 invading your personal space. But there's nothing you can do 0:06:39.720 --> 0:06:41.520 about it. It's just part of getting your eye lifes. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.880 It's done. So she's doing them, and I could just 0:06:44.760 --> 0:06:47.080 one point, I smelt something, and I'm like, is that what. 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:47.720 I think it is? 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:48.799 Smelt? 0:06:49.400 --> 0:06:50.839 You know when you can tell come from the depths 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:51.720 of someone's stuff. 0:06:53.160 --> 0:06:55.600 Because you've got your eyes closed. Well, yeah, you can't 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:58.560 open your eyes. So I was like, your other. 0:06:58.440 --> 0:07:01.400 Things room or she just burped, but I'm not sure, 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:02.839 so I'm going to let it go. At this point, 0:07:03.160 --> 0:07:06.800 I just kept getting wafts of definite burd smell, and 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:10.440 he got to the point where she obviously just needed 0:07:10.480 --> 0:07:13.320 to let it go, and she let out the biggest 0:07:13.440 --> 0:07:15.840 belch that I've ever heard in my life and then 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:18.080 just didn't acknowledge it married on pretty. 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:20.800 Wait, so okay, she didn't move away from your face, like. 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:21.560 Did you feel air? 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:24.560 Did you feel air rush onto your face or. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:25.960 Did you just hear it? 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:28.360 And then she completely pretended like it didn't happen. 0:07:28.440 --> 0:07:30.440 I definitely felt at least one hair move when that 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:31.720 came out. 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:32.880 That it was huge. 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:34.680 Do you think maybe she was just trying to quick 0:07:34.720 --> 0:07:35.920 dry the lashes. 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:38.440 I missed. 0:07:40.600 --> 0:07:43.920 You know, Okay, this is it's very different. It's very 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:46.040 very different. But it's something that happened recently when I 0:07:46.080 --> 0:07:48.520 went to go and get a different kind of service done. 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:50.880 I went to go and have it perhaps near recently. 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:54.320 Yeah, medical and the doctor, he was quite an older man, 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:56.760 would have been like, you know, she'd say he's older, 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:57.240 but like, you. 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:57.800 Know, older than me. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:07:59.480 So he was there, he was in his hee was 0:07:59.520 --> 0:08:01.160 older sixty seventh, let's. 0:08:00.920 --> 0:08:01.360 Say he was. 0:08:01.480 --> 0:08:03.480 He was in his sixties, and he was all he 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:04.040 was crying. 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:04.720 And I walked in. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.720 I was like, oh, got I feel a bit uncomfortable. 0:08:06.840 --> 0:08:08.640 And he's like, lay down here on the bed. And 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:10.640 I laid down on the bed and then I look like, 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:12.360 you know, take your pants off as you do peraps me. 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.720 You got to get already, put your feet together, open 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:17.720 your knees. Look up and he's got a picture of 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:20.960 Leonardo DiCaprio when he was young, in his twenties, stuck. 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:22.840 To the roof on the ceiling, stuck to the roof. 0:08:23.160 --> 0:08:25.880 I think this is great, Well, what's the problem, Nado. 0:08:25.920 --> 0:08:27.880 DiCaprio's a babe, why would I want to. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:29.640 Feel aroused when you've got prongs? 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:32.920 I a young Leonardo DiCaprio, When I've just got a clamp, 0:08:33.200 --> 0:08:35.360 it probably relaxes you. 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:37.520 No, I'm sorry, I was. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:40.880 It instantly made me go like, what is this trying 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:41.600 to infer? 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:43.360 Where going? 0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.360 We know that Leo only likes women under twenty five. 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.200 So yeah, he sees me as like his mother. 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:52.280 Literally, he would be like, there's this older woman who's 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:53.040 going and perhaps. 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:55.200 We are looking at me. Okay, I want to know. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:57.760 Surely there's other people out there who have experienced, whether 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.520 it's being burped in the face or had to lay 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.480 down and be touched whilst Leonardo was looking at you? 0:09:02.520 --> 0:09:03.280 Whatever's happened? 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:07.040 What weird experience have you had when you've been getting served? 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:10.280 Does that sound customer service for a service you were 0:09:10.280 --> 0:09:10.800 paying for? 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:13.920 Served? Not divorce? 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:17.920 Paid a lawyer? Now producer Knapp fold and the phone 0:09:17.960 --> 0:09:19.760 room reveal to us just before she was getting her 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.200 eyebrows threaded and the threader, what do you call them? 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:23.760 The service they're gonna lashes? 0:09:23.760 --> 0:09:25.959 Did I think they call it a lash technician? 0:09:26.200 --> 0:09:26.680 Oh? 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:29.120 The lash technician belched into her face? 0:09:29.440 --> 0:09:32.160 Call her a dirty pig. She's burnt in her face. 0:09:32.200 --> 0:09:33.800 I do think the weirdest thing about it it's not 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.440 the burt, but it's the pretending it didn't happen. Well, 0:09:36.440 --> 0:09:38.120 because when you, I mean for anyone who doesn't know, 0:09:38.120 --> 0:09:40.080 if you get your eye lashes done, you have your 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:42.640 eyes kind of like glued shut at the same time. 0:09:42.960 --> 0:09:44.480 So Nat couldn't open her. 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:47.000 Eyes to confirm or deny where the belt should come from. 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:50.000 So it's taking your calls what happened, what horrific thing happened? 0:09:50.000 --> 0:09:52.160 Where you're paying for a service? Customer service moments? 0:09:52.200 --> 0:09:54.920 Right, absolutely, I'm sure we're going to get some doozy. 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:56.520 I'm sure we will out of Courtney. Hi, you're on 0:09:56.559 --> 0:09:59.000 the air. What's your serve? A customer service moment from hell? 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.160 I it was going through drive through with my dad 0:10:02.400 --> 0:10:04.760 when I was a passenger. So I was distributing the 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.920 burgers in the car, and I opened his burger to 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:09.679 check it was the right one, and there was a 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:11.160 bite taking out of the. 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:14.680 And it definitely wasn't from anyone else in the car 0:10:14.800 --> 0:10:17.679 it was it came from the window the drive through winds. 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:20.840 Yeah, from the bag anyway, I took it back in 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:24.679 and the sixteen year old that was at the counter 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.720 accused me of taking a bite out of the burger 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:30.240 and then returning it to get an extra bite of burger. 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:33.400 So did they give you the burger back in the 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:35.360 end or did you have to have a biteless burger 0:10:35.480 --> 0:10:37.280 that someone else's saliva had touched. 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:38.080 No? 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:39.680 No, they gave me a new burger. 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:42.280 But I think someone must have returned it and instead 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:43.880 of putting it in the bin, they've put it in 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:44.960 the bag and give it. 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.839 A wild imagine being accused that of trying to get 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:49.400 a free bite. 0:10:49.200 --> 0:10:51.160 That in COVID times anymore, burger's. 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:53.319 Not expensive anyway, or Caitlyn on thirteen one, I six five, 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:54.920 what's your customer service story from hell? 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:59.199 Okay, So where I was working at the time, a 0:10:59.320 --> 0:11:02.800 customer handed me some cash and I was looking at 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:04.920 one of the notes because it didn't look quite right. 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:08.280 So one of the tricks I've heard in retail is 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.760 you can scrunch up the note and if it pops 0:11:10.800 --> 0:11:13.440 back out, you know it's like a legitimate note. So 0:11:13.640 --> 0:11:16.320 they're scrunching it up having to look at it, couldn't 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.840 figure out it just didn't seem quite right. It was 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:23.040 really discolored and it was covered in grass. And I 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:26.640 said to this particular customer, I said, oh, what has 0:11:26.720 --> 0:11:29.640 happened to this note? As I'm flicking it through every 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:33.200 one of my fingers touching it, flipping it over, and 0:11:33.320 --> 0:11:36.040 he turned around and said to me, oh, well, my cow, 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:36.480 I ate it. 0:11:36.520 --> 0:11:37.520 You shut it back out. 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:42.760 So I just bought it to change it over. That 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:47.480 died in my face and I just dropped the cash 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.400 on the cow and just looked at me and said, 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.960 are you for real? So I got another five dollar 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.959 notecase that did it bring in? Once I find it? 0:11:56.360 --> 0:11:56.400 So? 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.120 Did he want to buy anything? Or did you just 0:11:58.160 --> 0:11:59.560 ask you to swap it out because he didn't want 0:11:59.559 --> 0:11:59.800 a poop? 0:11:59.880 --> 0:12:02.079 Not just wanted to swop it out. 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:02.800 Do you know what? 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:04.839 Though, people drink coffee out of monkey bum, So I 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:06.040 think it's fine. 0:12:05.800 --> 0:12:07.480 True, true, worst things have happened. All right? 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:07.840 Me again? 0:12:07.960 --> 0:12:10.440 Last one for us? What is your customer's service story 0:12:10.440 --> 0:12:12.120 from a hell? Go for it? 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.679 So when I was about eighteen, I worked with a 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:17.440 check out ticket Woolly's and I served a lady and 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:20.199 all she bought was a massive cucumber and some loops 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:24.240 and that was on Valentine's Day, and you're like, get. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:25.680 A girl, live your best life. 0:12:25.920 --> 0:12:28.079 No, I feel like I was like, have a great night. 0:12:28.640 --> 0:12:30.760 Surely she was doing this as a setup. Like to 0:12:30.800 --> 0:12:33.679 give you a chuckle, this is like you, okay, if 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:34.839 you're going to do that, you're going to buy a 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:38.280 few extra things, you know, get some cat food, guys. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.800 Some nappy So give her the bands of the doubt. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.320 She was having a Greek salad for dinner and then 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.480 she was going to go get frisky. 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:46.240 Laura, are you happy to have Brittany Hockley back in 0:12:46.240 --> 0:12:46.680 the studio. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.360 We have missed you, Brittany, and it has been a 0:12:49.440 --> 0:12:51.840 long dry walk in the desert without you. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.960 Excuse We've had a great two weeks. 0:12:55.040 --> 0:12:57.160 No, we had a great it's been three weeks. Glad 0:12:57.280 --> 0:12:58.800 you remember them all so well? 0:12:59.040 --> 0:12:59.400 One of them. 0:12:59.440 --> 0:13:00.800 You're a bit sick for it. I feel like you've 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:01.600 suppressed the memory. 0:13:01.760 --> 0:13:04.240 I have the quadri coldin flu is wiped my brain clean. 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:05.080 Do you have mischick? 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:05.200 Well? 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:06.880 I love that we turned up today, Laura wearing the 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:09.959 exact same thing, black tights and a white jumper. 0:13:10.080 --> 0:13:10.520 Says life. 0:13:10.720 --> 0:13:13.199 To be fair, we're wearing life on cut merge. We're 0:13:13.240 --> 0:13:15.719 really rapping what's happening here. But Britt, you have been 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:18.200 away from the radio show, from the podcast for three 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.080 weeks now, and you've been off doing something very exciting. 0:13:21.200 --> 0:13:23.720 And originally I thought we were gonna have to lie 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:26.120 through our teeth and not tell anyone where she's been. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:28.200 But why don't you go ahead and tell everyone what 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:29.240 you've actually been doing. 0:13:29.760 --> 0:13:32.360 Well, I went away, and I'm so glad that they 0:13:32.440 --> 0:13:35.000 released this on team Like the publicity is out so 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:36.960 I can talk about it to an extent. But I 0:13:37.000 --> 0:13:39.720 went away and filmed a new reality TV show that 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:42.200 is hitting Australian TV very soon. 0:13:42.280 --> 0:13:46.320 It's an MTV show called The Challenge. The very first 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:47.840 time it's on in Australia, but it's. 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:50.320 Like, what's like thirty six seasons deep in a US, 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:51.760 very popular hit over there. 0:13:51.800 --> 0:13:53.880 So yeah, it's gonna be I don't know how it's 0:13:53.880 --> 0:13:55.280 going to go over here. Okay, So I have a 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.040 question for you. 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.280 I know that the American one they win like some serious, 0:13:59.640 --> 0:14:04.960 serious money dollars, yeah, nuts, I saw an article that 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:07.480 the Australian one is only one hundred thousand dollars. 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:08.120 It's always a. 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.360 Way well, I don't want to say anything, but have 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:15.120 you noticed that I am dripping in design diamond earrings on. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:17.800 She's wearing Beanie in a merch hairt that she got 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.560 for free. That's my own brain is a cross between 0:14:20.600 --> 0:14:22.240 Survivor and do you know what? 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:27.359 Imagine if Survivor and SAS and then I'm a celebrity 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:29.440 and the Amazing Race and Big Brother all had an. 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:35.120 Orgy the Antique show as well, I do you know 0:14:35.160 --> 0:14:37.320 what a bit of The Bachelor as well. Imagine they 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:39.320 all had an orgy and you don't know who actually 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:41.120 impregnated who, and then they had a baby. What I 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.200 want to know is did any of the Bachelor people 0:14:43.240 --> 0:14:44.680 who are on the show actually have an orgy? 0:14:44.680 --> 0:14:47.160 There's a real question. Oh no, there's no orgies. There 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:48.160 were hookups for sure. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:51.200 Did you have any love affairs on the show? If 0:14:51.240 --> 0:14:54.080 there's been some love affairs unfolded, was any any of them, 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:56.520 including Brittany Hockley I am. 0:14:56.760 --> 0:15:02.440 Done with love on TV? Yeah, that's what I will say. 0:15:02.640 --> 0:15:04.240 I just I think those days. 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:05.440 That is an order yes or a no. 0:15:05.720 --> 0:15:07.720 That to me reeks of like I tried it again 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:08.600 and it didn't work out. 0:15:08.800 --> 0:15:11.280 So now I'm done. I feel like I've been burned 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:13.080