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Speaker 2: I'm Laura and I'm Britt and this is our radio show.
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Speaker 4: We have some interesting stuff on today's episode. Actually, do
Speaker 4: you know what.
Speaker 2: I was just thinking back and I'm like, it's pretty sexy.
Speaker 4: It's a sexy episode.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a good thing that our the guy who takes
Speaker 2: care of content and everything, Richie, is on holiday, so
Speaker 2: he's not going to call us and tell us we
Speaker 2: did a terrible job.
Speaker 6: We get in so much trouble and we talk about
Speaker 6: sex too much.
Speaker 2: You can't talk about sex on the radio and on
Speaker 2: a Saturday morning when people are driving their kids to
Speaker 2: the part can but.
Speaker 1: There's a limit on the number of times you can
Speaker 1: drop the sex word, and I think we exceeded it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm definitely. It was some interesting sex songs. We
Speaker 4: all talk about our sort of sex song. We had
Speaker 4: some calls called it with their sex songs. We also talk.
Speaker 3: About the song that Mitch Churry lost.
Speaker 2: Would you say masturbat what is it like the very
Speaker 2: first time someone masturbates?
Speaker 3: What would you call that?
Speaker 2: Because you didn't lose your virginity, but the very first
Speaker 2: time you lost your virginity to yourself masturbation.
Speaker 6: It was my first ever climax. Yeah, I remember, And
Speaker 6: I didn't do it properly. I whacked it like a
Speaker 6: whack a mile at a time.
Speaker 4: Zone because you didn't really know how to do it.
Speaker 6: Because I got like firm, and then I was like
Speaker 6: playing with him. Oh, this doesn't feel half bad. So
Speaker 6: I was just whacking it like wow.
Speaker 4: So how happened around?
Speaker 2: How long do you think it took you to figure
Speaker 2: out write the right technique?
Speaker 6: How long's American pie of the film.
Speaker 1: Are you saying that the first time you masturbated properly
Speaker 1: you had never seen it done, You had never watched
Speaker 1: it like.
Speaker 4: I was very young.
Speaker 1: No, no, so you just got it hard and then
Speaker 1: just flapped it around to a song. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to spoil it. You guys need to listen to the song.
Speaker 1: It's a very questionable choice of songs.
Speaker 2: I have one thing to say about this. It's a
Speaker 2: very good song and it is ruined for me.
Speaker 6: What if it was your wedding song and oh my god,
Speaker 6: you had to change it or you could picture was
Speaker 6: me with my little stiffy.
Speaker 2: Wow, let's stop, big stiffe. We also speak to Sonja
Speaker 2: Kruger today and I just wanted to stop talking about
Speaker 2: Usually it's me who enjoys these conversations and I'm moving.
Speaker 6: It right along.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Let's get into it, girls.
Speaker 6: What a twenty four hours it's been?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, where were you when you heard the news.
Speaker 6: About the passing of Queen Elizabeth?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I was asleep. I was I sleep
Speaker 6: until ten am, So I missed it. One of those
Speaker 6: people that had like twenty people try to break it
Speaker 6: to me and I had my mum, my men messaging aunties.
Speaker 6: But I woke up to the news. Where were you, guys?
Speaker 1: I also woke up the news, but I'm still jet lagged,
Speaker 1: so I'm not sleeping, so I'm waking up at like
Speaker 1: four point thirty am. So I think a lot of
Speaker 1: I mean a lot of you guys, a lot of
Speaker 1: family members, everyone had messages from me at an ungodly hour.
Speaker 2: The reason why I say this is because I feel
Speaker 2: like the queen passing is one of those It's one
Speaker 2: of those huge momentous moments that you always remember where
Speaker 2: you were, you know, like I was, I was still
Speaker 2: in bed and Matt rolled over.
Speaker 4: And he was like, the Queen's started.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this is what happened, and I just it's
Speaker 2: just something that you'll always remember. It's such a weird
Speaker 2: thing to think that, like, for majority of us, for
Speaker 2: all of our lives, we've had this one person who's
Speaker 2: been the head of the monarchy and now it's all changed.
Speaker 4: You just never thought someone like this would ever pass away,
Speaker 4: Like these people live forever. You know, she's ninety six
Speaker 4: years old.
Speaker 2: Did you see the double rainbow? Did you hear about
Speaker 2: the double rainbow Bingham Palace?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: It was so honestly, Mit, you need to look at
Speaker 4: the pictures.
Speaker 2: It's like the Queen, It's like they're up there together
Speaker 2: looking down at each other.
Speaker 6: It's this beautiful the queen.
Speaker 4: Yep, it's like this beautiful double rainbow. And that's when
Speaker 4: everyone's been saying.
Speaker 2: They say's some gorgeous photos out there of this beautiful
Speaker 2: double rainbow that's up over Buckingham Palace and people are
Speaker 2: saying that it's Prince Philip and the Queen back together
Speaker 2: again in United.
Speaker 6: Well, that's kind of the overarching theme is as sad
Speaker 6: as it is your right bridge. She's ninety six and
Speaker 6: she served for seventy years. She served so well, it's
Speaker 6: a celebration. It'll turn into a celebration, I think.
Speaker 1: Well, I think from now on in it is a celebration.
Speaker 1: After the part of her mourning is to celebrate.
Speaker 6: There's ten days of mourning, National Mourning.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that's beautiful. Well do you know what
Speaker 2: we thought? I mean, Queen Elizabeth has left such a legacy.
Speaker 2: She is a remarkable woman. But also there is so
Speaker 2: much about her life, her ninety six years. I think
Speaker 2: so many people don't know. There are so many things
Speaker 2: about her life that I didn't even know.
Speaker 1: Well, one of my favorite things that I learned about
Speaker 1: the Queen that I want to tell you kickstart. This
Speaker 1: is she volunteered as a mechanic in World War Two.
Speaker 1: She was a mechanic. She trained as a mechanic and
Speaker 1: a truck driver. So we're talking nineteen forty five. There
Speaker 1: are pictures of her.
Speaker 6: You put the photos up. I put them up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's something I mean, I've known this about the
Speaker 2: queen for a long time. It was something I was
Speaker 2: thoroughly impressed by.
Speaker 1: I just think, what an incredible person, Like, how much
Speaker 1: more can you take on rather than being the queen
Speaker 1: than going to war and being a mechanic? An incredible
Speaker 1: was she at this time? She reckoned just twenty I
Speaker 1: know she was twenty five.
Speaker 2: So like she I mean she was inaugreator when she
Speaker 2: was twenty five, so around the same time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's absolutely incredible.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, I've got one for you. Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: a bit of a low brow one. Prince Philip used
Speaker 2: to call her. Nickname her like cutesy little baby?
Speaker 4: Name was it?
Speaker 6: Little?
Speaker 4: Was also cabbage?
Speaker 6: Why you know what kind of had like a round head?
Speaker 4: No, and this is this isn't daring, but she had
Speaker 4: the ball but.
Speaker 6: It looks like a cabbage.
Speaker 4: I don't know if that's the cake. No.
Speaker 1: Well, one thing that I love was her wake up call.
Speaker 1: Now nobody loves an alarm clock, nobody but the Queen.
Speaker 1: Every morning at nine am, she got a royal bagpiper
Speaker 1: that would play for fifteen minutes outside her window.
Speaker 4: And now that sounds horrible awful as someone.
Speaker 1: No, I mean some that lived in Scotland. I lived
Speaker 1: in Scotland. I love the bagpipes.
Speaker 2: It just has a feeling like it's it signifies really
Speaker 2: nice memories for me, and I'm sure it did that
Speaker 2: for the Queen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well me. My favorite one to end on is
Speaker 6: that she'd start each day with the gin cocktail and
Speaker 6: she'd end each night with a dry martini. That is
Speaker 6: the legacy of Queen Elizabeth for section.
Speaker 1: Then she needed to start the day with the gin
Speaker 1: because she started the day with the bagpipes.
Speaker 4: Or that is my kind of woman.
Speaker 6: Maybe. Anyway, as we celebrate her life, I mean, there's
Speaker 6: not much else to say, or we'll get more news
Speaker 6: as it comes out.
Speaker 1: What about what our producer, Nat was just telling.
Speaker 4: Us off air. I have a lot of feelings about this, Nat.
Speaker 4: What happened to you?
Speaker 9: So I was getting my eyelashes done and you know
Speaker 9: when that happens, they're right over your face, like they're
Speaker 9: invading your personal space. But there's nothing you can do
Speaker 9: about it. It's just part of getting your eye lifes.
Speaker 9: It's done. So she's doing them, and I could just
Speaker 9: one point, I smelt something, and I'm like, is that what.
Speaker 6: I think it is?
Speaker 4: Smelt?
Speaker 9: You know when you can tell come from the depths
Speaker 9: of someone's stuff.
Speaker 4: Because you've got your eyes closed. Well, yeah, you can't
Speaker 4: open your eyes. So I was like, your other.
Speaker 9: Things room or she just burped, but I'm not sure,
Speaker 9: so I'm going to let it go. At this point,
Speaker 9: I just kept getting wafts of definite burd smell, and
Speaker 9: he got to the point where she obviously just needed
Speaker 9: to let it go, and she let out the biggest
Speaker 9: belch that I've ever heard in my life and then
Speaker 9: just didn't acknowledge it married on pretty.
Speaker 2: Wait, so okay, she didn't move away from your face, like.
Speaker 3: Did you feel air?
Speaker 2: Did you feel air rush onto your face or.
Speaker 4: Did you just hear it?
Speaker 3: And then she completely pretended like it didn't happen.
Speaker 9: I definitely felt at least one hair move when that
Speaker 9: came out.
Speaker 6: That it was huge.
Speaker 4: Do you think maybe she was just trying to quick
Speaker 4: dry the lashes.
Speaker 6: I missed.
Speaker 2: You know, Okay, this is it's very different. It's very
Speaker 2: very different. But it's something that happened recently when I
Speaker 2: went to go and get a different kind of service done.
Speaker 4: I went to go and have it perhaps near recently.
Speaker 2: Yeah, medical and the doctor, he was quite an older man,
Speaker 2: would have been like, you know, she'd say he's older,
Speaker 2: but like, you.
Speaker 4: Know, older than me.
Speaker 2: So he was there, he was in his hee was
Speaker 2: older sixty seventh, let's.
Speaker 7: Say he was.
Speaker 3: He was in his sixties, and he was all he
Speaker 3: was crying.
Speaker 4: And I walked in.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, got I feel a bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: And he's like, lay down here on the bed. And
Speaker 2: I laid down on the bed and then I look like,
Speaker 2: you know, take your pants off as you do peraps me.
Speaker 2: You got to get already, put your feet together, open
Speaker 2: your knees. Look up and he's got a picture of
Speaker 2: Leonardo DiCaprio when he was young, in his twenties, stuck.
Speaker 4: To the roof on the ceiling, stuck to the roof.
Speaker 2: I think this is great, Well, what's the problem, Nado.
Speaker 2: DiCaprio's a babe, why would I want to.
Speaker 4: Feel aroused when you've got prongs?
Speaker 2: I a young Leonardo DiCaprio, When I've just got a clamp,
Speaker 2: it probably relaxes you.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I was.
Speaker 2: It instantly made me go like, what is this trying
Speaker 2: to infer?
Speaker 4: Where going?
Speaker 6: We know that Leo only likes women under twenty five.
Speaker 4: So yeah, he sees me as like his mother.
Speaker 2: Literally, he would be like, there's this older woman who's
Speaker 2: going and perhaps.
Speaker 4: We are looking at me. Okay, I want to know.
Speaker 2: Surely there's other people out there who have experienced, whether
Speaker 2: it's being burped in the face or had to lay
Speaker 2: down and be touched whilst Leonardo was looking at you?
Speaker 4: Whatever's happened?
Speaker 2: What weird experience have you had when you've been getting served?
Speaker 6: Does that sound customer service for a service you were
Speaker 6: paying for?
Speaker 4: Served? Not divorce?
Speaker 6: Paid a lawyer? Now producer Knapp fold and the phone
Speaker 6: room reveal to us just before she was getting her
Speaker 6: eyebrows threaded and the threader, what do you call them?
Speaker 6: The service they're gonna lashes?
Speaker 4: Did I think they call it a lash technician?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: The lash technician belched into her face?
Speaker 6: Call her a dirty pig. She's burnt in her face.
Speaker 2: I do think the weirdest thing about it it's not
Speaker 2: the burt, but it's the pretending it didn't happen. Well,
Speaker 2: because when you, I mean for anyone who doesn't know,
Speaker 2: if you get your eye lashes done, you have your
Speaker 2: eyes kind of like glued shut at the same time.
Speaker 3: So Nat couldn't open her.
Speaker 2: Eyes to confirm or deny where the belt should come from.
Speaker 6: So it's taking your calls what happened, what horrific thing happened?
Speaker 6: Where you're paying for a service? Customer service moments?
Speaker 2: Right, absolutely, I'm sure we're going to get some doozy.
Speaker 6: I'm sure we will out of Courtney. Hi, you're on
Speaker 6: the air. What's your serve? A customer service moment from hell?
Speaker 8: I it was going through drive through with my dad
Speaker 8: when I was a passenger. So I was distributing the
Speaker 8: burgers in the car, and I opened his burger to
Speaker 8: check it was the right one, and there was a
Speaker 8: bite taking out of the.
Speaker 2: And it definitely wasn't from anyone else in the car
Speaker 2: it was it came from the window the drive through winds.
Speaker 8: Yeah, from the bag anyway, I took it back in
Speaker 8: and the sixteen year old that was at the counter
Speaker 8: accused me of taking a bite out of the burger
Speaker 8: and then returning it to get an extra bite of burger.
Speaker 1: So did they give you the burger back in the
Speaker 1: end or did you have to have a biteless burger
Speaker 1: that someone else's saliva had touched.
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: No, they gave me a new burger.
Speaker 8: But I think someone must have returned it and instead
Speaker 8: of putting it in the bin, they've put it in
Speaker 8: the bag and give it.
Speaker 2: A wild imagine being accused that of trying to get
Speaker 2: a free bite.
Speaker 4: That in COVID times anymore, burger's.
Speaker 6: Not expensive anyway, or Caitlyn on thirteen one, I six five,
Speaker 6: what's your customer service story from hell?
Speaker 10: Okay, So where I was working at the time, a
Speaker 10: customer handed me some cash and I was looking at
Speaker 10: one of the notes because it didn't look quite right.
Speaker 10: So one of the tricks I've heard in retail is
Speaker 10: you can scrunch up the note and if it pops
Speaker 10: back out, you know it's like a legitimate note. So
Speaker 10: they're scrunching it up having to look at it, couldn't
Speaker 10: figure out it just didn't seem quite right. It was
Speaker 10: really discolored and it was covered in grass. And I
Speaker 10: said to this particular customer, I said, oh, what has
Speaker 10: happened to this note? As I'm flicking it through every
Speaker 10: one of my fingers touching it, flipping it over, and
Speaker 10: he turned around and said to me, oh, well, my cow,
Speaker 10: I ate it.
Speaker 5: You shut it back out.
Speaker 10: So I just bought it to change it over. That
Speaker 10: died in my face and I just dropped the cash
Speaker 10: on the cow and just looked at me and said,
Speaker 10: are you for real? So I got another five dollar
Speaker 10: notecase that did it bring in? Once I find it?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Did he want to buy anything? Or did you just
Speaker 1: ask you to swap it out because he didn't want
Speaker 1: a poop?
Speaker 10: Not just wanted to swop it out.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Though, people drink coffee out of monkey bum, So I
Speaker 2: think it's fine.
Speaker 6: True, true, worst things have happened. All right?
Speaker 9: Me again?
Speaker 6: Last one for us? What is your customer's service story
Speaker 6: from a hell? Go for it?
Speaker 11: So when I was about eighteen, I worked with a
Speaker 11: check out ticket Woolly's and I served a lady and
Speaker 11: all she bought was a massive cucumber and some loops
Speaker 11: and that was on Valentine's Day, and you're like, get.
Speaker 4: A girl, live your best life.
Speaker 12: No, I feel like I was like, have a great night.
Speaker 2: Surely she was doing this as a setup. Like to
Speaker 2: give you a chuckle, this is like you, okay, if
Speaker 2: you're going to do that, you're going to buy a
Speaker 2: few extra things, you know, get some cat food, guys.
Speaker 4: Some nappy So give her the bands of the doubt.
Speaker 4: She was having a Greek salad for dinner and then
Speaker 4: she was going to go get frisky.
Speaker 6: Laura, are you happy to have Brittany Hockley back in
Speaker 6: the studio.
Speaker 2: We have missed you, Brittany, and it has been a
Speaker 2: long dry walk in the desert without you.
Speaker 6: Excuse We've had a great two weeks.
Speaker 2: No, we had a great it's been three weeks. Glad
Speaker 2: you remember them all so well?
Speaker 6: One of them.
Speaker 3: You're a bit sick for it. I feel like you've
Speaker 3: suppressed the memory.
Speaker 6: I have the quadri coldin flu is wiped my brain clean.
Speaker 6: Do you have mischick?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 2: I love that we turned up today, Laura wearing the
Speaker 2: exact same thing, black tights and a white jumper.
Speaker 4: Says life.
Speaker 2: To be fair, we're wearing life on cut merge. We're
Speaker 2: really rapping what's happening here. But Britt, you have been
Speaker 2: away from the radio show, from the podcast for three
Speaker 2: weeks now, and you've been off doing something very exciting.
Speaker 2: And originally I thought we were gonna have to lie
Speaker 2: through our teeth and not tell anyone where she's been.
Speaker 2: But why don't you go ahead and tell everyone what
Speaker 2: you've actually been doing.
Speaker 1: Well, I went away, and I'm so glad that they
Speaker 1: released this on team Like the publicity is out so
Speaker 1: I can talk about it to an extent. But I
Speaker 1: went away and filmed a new reality TV show that
Speaker 1: is hitting Australian TV very soon.
Speaker 4: It's an MTV show called The Challenge. The very first
Speaker 4: time it's on in Australia, but it's.
Speaker 1: Like, what's like thirty six seasons deep in a US,
Speaker 1: very popular hit over there.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's gonna be I don't know how it's
Speaker 4: going to go over here. Okay, So I have a
Speaker 4: question for you.
Speaker 2: I know that the American one they win like some serious,
Speaker 2: serious money dollars, yeah, nuts, I saw an article that
Speaker 2: the Australian one is only one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: It's always a.
Speaker 2: Way well, I don't want to say anything, but have
Speaker 2: you noticed that I am dripping in design diamond earrings on.
Speaker 4: She's wearing Beanie in a merch hairt that she got
Speaker 4: for free. That's my own brain is a cross between
Speaker 4: Survivor and do you know what?
Speaker 1: Imagine if Survivor and SAS and then I'm a celebrity
Speaker 1: and the Amazing Race and Big Brother all had an.
Speaker 2: Orgy the Antique show as well, I do you know
Speaker 2: what a bit of The Bachelor as well. Imagine they
Speaker 2: all had an orgy and you don't know who actually
Speaker 2: impregnated who, and then they had a baby. What I
Speaker 2: want to know is did any of the Bachelor people
Speaker 2: who are on the show actually have an orgy?
Speaker 4: There's a real question. Oh no, there's no orgies. There
Speaker 4: were hookups for sure.
Speaker 2: Did you have any love affairs on the show? If
Speaker 2: there's been some love affairs unfolded, was any any of them,
Speaker 2: including Brittany Hockley I am.
Speaker 1: Done with love on TV? Yeah, that's what I will say.
Speaker 1: I just I think those days.
Speaker 4: That is an order yes or a no.
Speaker 2: That to me reeks of like I tried it again
Speaker 2: and it didn't work out.
Speaker 4: So now I'm done. I feel like I've been burned
Speaker 4: at the stake in the past. That is being done
Speaker 4: and dusted. Flip in my hands.
Speaker 6: It is coming. It's gonna be Channel ten ten playing
Speaker 6: late twenty twenty two. We're excited to see your wind breath.
Speaker 6: That's so exciting.
Speaker 12: Come.
Speaker 4: I'm very glad to have you back.
Speaker 6: Hey, guys up. Next, TV superstar Sonya Krueger is hanging out.
Speaker 6: We love Sonya on the show. She's a superstar.
Speaker 4: She's such a sweetheart. Absolutely love speaking to Sonya.
Speaker 6: We've gotta find out the worst TV show she's ever
Speaker 6: worked on. Next at the Lifelie Cart. Wait is it
Speaker 6: that's true? I want to ask her.
Speaker 4: I know I loved it. We just go We're so
Speaker 4: pessimistic to the best show.
Speaker 6: Go to the crappy right now joining us, the hostess
Speaker 6: with the mostest quite literally, I think that expression was
Speaker 6: built for our guests. The one and only host of
Speaker 6: Dancing with the Stars, Big Brother, the Voice Australia. She's
Speaker 6: a mom to her daughter Maggie. Are the one and
Speaker 6: only Sonya Kruegel.
Speaker 1: Sonya, We're so stoked to have you on the show today.
Speaker 1: But my first question is how did you make time
Speaker 1: for us today? Because I feel like we're seeing you
Speaker 1: absolutely everywhere. You're hosting every show on TV.
Speaker 12: You know what, here's the big secret. I actually shot
Speaker 12: a lot of it last year. I've been kind of
Speaker 12: kicking back, which has been really nice because I've had
Speaker 12: a lot more time to spend with Mummy, with mummy
Speaker 12: with me.
Speaker 4: And and mummy too.
Speaker 12: My own mummy I haven't seen recently, but I plan
Speaker 12: on catching up with her. So yeah, it's been nice
Speaker 12: just to just to kind of like tool down for
Speaker 12: a little bit. It does get busy against to me
Speaker 12: sort of at the end of October, and then October November,
Speaker 12: December it kind of ramps up. So yeah, I'm enjoying
Speaker 12: a little bit of quiet time.
Speaker 2: Out of all the shows that you have done, what
Speaker 2: has been the one that you disliked the most? Oh?
Speaker 12: Dislike?
Speaker 4: Okay, oh are you going to give us that impress.
Speaker 12: Struggle? I struggled a bit on Holy Molly, and it
Speaker 12: was because it was what they It was one of
Speaker 12: those shows they shoot of the night. It's all shot
Speaker 12: at nighttime, so you can't start shooting until eight or
Speaker 12: nine o'clock, and then you you kind of shoot until
Speaker 12: the sun comes up. And I had never really done
Speaker 12: that graveyard shift before, and I'm not sure i'd ever
Speaker 12: want to do it again. So you know, it's just
Speaker 12: those hours are there hard. You know, I feel the
Speaker 12: ship work is out there.
Speaker 13: Because that is hard.
Speaker 4: Sonya. I am an emergency worker thirteen years.
Speaker 1: I have done those night shifts for thirteen years, so
Speaker 1: I very much feel pain. But is Women's Health Week
Speaker 1: and you are the I mean, I'm sorry, but you
Speaker 1: are the epitome of health. You look absolutely incredible. You
Speaker 1: do have your app strictly you fitness. What does it
Speaker 1: ai in life look like for you? And what I'm
Speaker 1: basically asking is how can I look like you?
Speaker 12: That's really really kind. I'm like everyone else out there
Speaker 12: who's probably you know, gone up up and down with
Speaker 12: their weight all through COVID. For me, there was nothing
Speaker 12: out there that was really fun, really good fun, and
Speaker 12: Guarantee is something I've always loved. It's also a great
Speaker 12: way to stay fit and healthy, and its engages your brain,
Speaker 12: which we know is good for us going forward. So
Speaker 12: I thought, I'm going to do this dance based fitness app,
Speaker 12: and I was lucky to work with some great nutritionness
Speaker 12: and some personal trainers. We just launched our twelve week challenge,
Speaker 12: which has been our most successful challenge so far. The
Speaker 12: last lot of people that went through it, our winner
Speaker 12: lost fifteen kilos.
Speaker 4: Well, now we know we're going to be pasting the
Speaker 4: biggest loser next time. That's the next show that's on
Speaker 4: the ring.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's describing my Saturday nights like the
Speaker 2: old Brittany out on the dance floor. I have one
Speaker 2: big question as someone who's like, I'm hell bent to
Speaker 2: get in shape for my wedding, which is now only
Speaker 2: six weeks away or seven weeks.
Speaker 4: Away, I've really left it.
Speaker 2: What is the one thing that you recommend we should
Speaker 2: do as a priority if we want to get back
Speaker 2: in shape.
Speaker 4: What's the one thing? Dance? Apart from dancing, dance everywhere
Speaker 4: all day.
Speaker 12: You know you can't you can't, but you can move.
Speaker 12: You can move. You can sort of make sure that
Speaker 12: you get your step count in there. You can make
Speaker 12: sure that.
Speaker 4: We're around right now.
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Speaker 6: We love you. Actually can you stick around for a
Speaker 6: game we play squattings on called headlines. We have a
Speaker 6: whole bunch of headlines, some are real, summer fake. It's
Speaker 6: your job to debunk. We'll do it next. Yeah, I
Speaker 6: love it.
Speaker 1: Why head lies, Sonya?
Speaker 2: This is a game we play with all of our
Speaker 2: guests on Life on Cut. You need to guess which
Speaker 2: of these headlines about you are actually real and have
Speaker 2: been printed or are they head lies? You know, we
Speaker 2: We're thrown some spicy ones in there, but I'm going
Speaker 2: to kick straight off.
Speaker 1: Sonya Krueger to host Australia's hot as new reality TV
Speaker 1: show Keeping Up with the Katashians. Now, this is a
Speaker 1: show that is about live streaming cats.
Speaker 4: Is this true? And you hosted to show about the Katashians.
Speaker 12: This is definitely not true. I know, and in fact
Speaker 12: I need to actually keep up with the Kardashians.
Speaker 6: I haven't.
Speaker 12: I haven't even been able to watch that, So yeah,
Speaker 12: I wouldn't be the pet.
Speaker 4: I mean I would probably watch this.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've got another one.
Speaker 2: So Sonya Krueger unveils new wolf cut hairdoo and it
Speaker 2: drives fans wild.
Speaker 4: This is true.
Speaker 13: I mean, my sister is a hairdresser, and I was
Speaker 13: telling her about it into my haircut.
Speaker 12: She goes like, oh, you should do this is the
Speaker 12: wolf cut, and I'm like, well what is that?
Speaker 13: So it's really it's like a.
Speaker 12: Modern day mullet, is what it is. And now now
Speaker 12: I've started howling at the moon and I've got like
Speaker 12: hairy knuckles, So.
Speaker 8: It's really weird.
Speaker 12: So if anyone's it's cut of shaggy, it's anyone.
Speaker 4: Can pull off a mullet. I feel like it's you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: a modern mullet.
Speaker 2: Sonya Krugus wears three times on Dancing with the Stars
Speaker 2: All Stars during a G time slot.
Speaker 12: Oh buddy, hell, that's true what happens on Okay? It
Speaker 12: was well, it was it was.
Speaker 4: The B word.
Speaker 12: It was the B word, and it was I think
Speaker 12: I might have been talking about the competitiveness of the
Speaker 12: dancers and garage would cut get through and it was
Speaker 12: just fun. And sometimes I also would say things in
Speaker 12: the room just for the room. Unfortunately, sure those things
Speaker 12: went to air.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like that part is not your fault,
Speaker 1: if it makes you feel any better. My very first
Speaker 1: day on radio, I said the F word three times.
Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, I got it. And that was in the
Speaker 4: first ten minutes.
Speaker 6: We're all still working, so it's worked out.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got one more.
Speaker 2: Sonya Krueger makes X Raided and look, I feel like
Speaker 2: this is a common theme, makes X rated slip up
Speaker 2: on the morning show.
Speaker 12: I think it's true.
Speaker 4: Well, it's true.
Speaker 13: I think imagine referring to my sister's hairdressing that well,
Speaker 13: I went to say she does a great blow way,
Speaker 13: so I think since she does a great blow oh
Speaker 13: you didn't.
Speaker 2: This was only two weeks ago, so I feel like
Speaker 2: you tried to suppress the memory.
Speaker 4: But how many people slid into your sister's dms after that?
Speaker 12: Actually her business skyrocketed.
Speaker 6: I could imagine. All right, Sonya, you're a superstar. You
Speaker 6: can learn more about the Strictly You Fit is out
Speaker 6: by Sonya Kruger head di Strictly You dot com dot
Speaker 6: you to sign up. And of course it is Women's
Speaker 6: Health Month month a week? Is it a whole month?
Speaker 6: It's a week. I think it should be a month.
Speaker 6: It's my statement, it should be a month. Thank you, Sonya,
Speaker 6: thanks for coming on.
Speaker 12: Thank you guys, thanks so much.
Speaker 6: Love son ladies. Have you guys seen this trend on TikTok.
Speaker 6: It's it's probably the most viral TikTok at the moment
Speaker 6: in this country.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of trends on TikTok.
Speaker 2: It's because you're not on TikTok.
Speaker 4: Because TikTok trends all make it to the gram. They
Speaker 4: all make it to Instagram and then show Yeah.
Speaker 2: It usually takes about a few weeks though, so we're
Speaker 2: certainly not the early adopters.
Speaker 4: What's the trend?
Speaker 6: It's a trickle down, okay. So I'll play you the
Speaker 6: song in a second. I have played a few a
Speaker 6: bit before, but I'll tell you why it's going viral. Okay,
Speaker 6: So this TikTok user posted this. They said, my girlfriend,
Speaker 6: who's twenty years old, has told me we been together
Speaker 6: two years, that the music that he plays it's a
Speaker 6: male and a female during sex, is a major turn off.
Speaker 6: And she waited two years to tell him that after
Speaker 6: being in a relationship, a loving relationship, she hates it.
Speaker 2: I have so many questions about this, Okay. Firstly, one,
Speaker 2: what is the song? Okay, they play it.
Speaker 6: Once you hear the song, it all makes sense. So
Speaker 6: apparently a little backstory he said when I first started
Speaker 6: making love. He researched better ways because he was a
Speaker 6: virgin and this song came up as potentially a song
Speaker 6: to play. So this is the song that turns his
Speaker 6: girlfriend off in the bedroom. Have listened?
Speaker 12: Hang on?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Song?
Speaker 4: Am I a techno dance party?
Speaker 2: Or right? This is like this feels like sad sex,
Speaker 2: like sad happy sex.
Speaker 4: I don't get it. I don't you know what I
Speaker 4: don't get about that.
Speaker 2: The pace of that is very slow, like if you're
Speaker 2: if you're picking your music to be making a love that's.
Speaker 3: Quite like, sorry, I know you. Also, are you trying
Speaker 3: to keep it in beat?
Speaker 2: Because are you're going with the don't don't do don't
Speaker 2: don't or you're keeping with the bass beat?
Speaker 4: Like what's the last drag out? Is that one long thrust?
Speaker 6: Well, this is why it's going viral, he said. I
Speaker 6: read online that you play music and you match the rhythm,
Speaker 6: and I like techno music. So to put on a
Speaker 6: better performance, he matched his thrusting to the beat.
Speaker 4: Oh that is so let's oh it's the end.
Speaker 1: But for me, oh, like, what what maneuver is he
Speaker 1: performing in a five second?
Speaker 4: That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2: I just could you imagine laying there like having a snuggle,
Speaker 2: you know, doing doing the horizontal dance of fla and
Speaker 2: them matching that with their thrusting like that. Stop playing
Speaker 2: at Do you guys have a sex song? Do you
Speaker 2: know what I reckon? I remember a story? Mitch Jury
Speaker 2: has an interesting song from the first songs time you
Speaker 2: discovered that maybe touching yourself felt good?
Speaker 6: You say it as if I had just realized maybe
Speaker 6: a month ago.
Speaker 3: Also, can we put some context around this?
Speaker 2: When we first met Mitch and we were all sharing
Speaker 2: very personal stories that probably should stay between the three of.
Speaker 4: Us, but now I will tell them.
Speaker 2: On national radio, Mitch told us a story about the
Speaker 2: very first time he discovered himself and the song that
Speaker 2: was playing.
Speaker 4: Can we hit it this song?
Speaker 2: Say?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 6: I was watching American Pie and I was confused by
Speaker 6: the feelings.
Speaker 4: Did you have an apple pie and play this song?
Speaker 4: That's too much? It's a very intimate song. Isn't it
Speaker 4: a real connection?
Speaker 2: So? What about this song? Because to me, I want
Speaker 2: to meditate and go to bed. Why not move your
Speaker 2: hand in that in that gesture while I talk with
Speaker 2: my hands? Mitchum like you, what about this song got
Speaker 2: you going? Because to me, it's very relaxed.
Speaker 6: No, it's more so what was happening. If you've seen
Speaker 6: American Pie, they lose their virginity while that song's playing.
Speaker 6: And it got me going. And now I just adventured and.
Speaker 4: I thoroughly enjoy the lyrics.
Speaker 3: Though, don't come and go because he certainly was.
Speaker 4: Unless you're mid.
Speaker 6: All right, that's the other people. So this is making
Speaker 6: me awkward. What was what's your unusual sex song? Let's
Speaker 6: go there. Don't you think, oh, what is it?
Speaker 4: What is the what's the terrible song that you have
Speaker 4: sex to you? I'd do a Barry White. Really, we've
Speaker 4: had to pick up.
Speaker 2: Nobody's having actual sex to this.
Speaker 4: That's that's not true. I used to my life is
Speaker 4: a movie.
Speaker 2: I used to have a bit of a playlist and
Speaker 2: mine was Ed Sheeran. I think I used to have
Speaker 2: a bit of head shearing going on.
Speaker 4: In the background. That's very mainstream. Yeah, but I don't
Speaker 4: know shape of view.
Speaker 2: You could, you know what you could update to Lewis Capaldi,
Speaker 2: But let's find out other people's sex song.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 6: I want we'd weed rhythms, we'd beats, creepy lyrics.
Speaker 2: Because I think you all need to update. We can
Speaker 2: all agree, we all need an updated sex song.
Speaker 6: I agree. Lauris just discovered a new sex song.
Speaker 2: Oh look, if you're just joining us, lucky you.
Speaker 4: What a time.
Speaker 2: So Mitch has just told us that there's a new
Speaker 2: TikTok trend happening and it is all around a guy
Speaker 2: who's been playing a very specific song when he's having
Speaker 2: sex with his girlfriend.
Speaker 4: And this is the song.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't even call it a song.
Speaker 4: This sock like a broken trumpet.
Speaker 2: It literally sounds like a trumpet a guy that got
Speaker 2: kicked out of the band, That's what it is.
Speaker 6: We wanted to know what was your weird, unconventional, weirdly rhythmed,
Speaker 6: weird lyric to sex song. So we put the call
Speaker 6: out We've got cursedon on thirteen one oh sixty five
Speaker 6: high cursed and what's your weird bedroom song?
Speaker 13: Hey, so my bedroom song is the top gun anthem?
Speaker 4: The top gun anthem.
Speaker 2: Yes, powerful, I'm literally adding that to my playlist as
Speaker 2: we speak.
Speaker 4: This is what a power move, Kurston, What a power move?
Speaker 6: Do you do it to start up move or the end?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 10: Look before.
Speaker 8: I do it before to get in the mood.
Speaker 2: And then it's during and then you know that final
Speaker 2: ends bit, that climaxin it really goes off.
Speaker 4: I love it. You have it on repeat, No shock
Speaker 4: for you. I don't think it's repeat. I think she
Speaker 4: just has the one song.
Speaker 2: She climbaxes at the end and that's it.
Speaker 6: Probably all right, thank you, Kirsten. All right, Alana, I'm
Speaker 6: thirteen one or six five? Hi, Alana? What's your sex song?
Speaker 5: Day in the Sun by Ziggy Overt.
Speaker 4: And it's very fast tempo.
Speaker 2: Fame sang thanks, sorry too much, I couldn't do okay,
Speaker 2: So this this song, this song is my dating profile song.
Speaker 4: Oh, I have a connection to this as well. Why oh,
Speaker 4: it's very uplifting.
Speaker 2: It makes me feel good and I think that people
Speaker 2: would look at it and also feel good.
Speaker 4: Actually, I get why it's sex song. Everyone's feeling good.
Speaker 6: I don't want to be uplifted in the bedroom physically
Speaker 6: or yeah, thank you, Alanna. That's quite romant. That's a
Speaker 6: nice one. That's a sweet one. Page on thirteen one
Speaker 6: o six five high page what's your sex song?
Speaker 5: My sex song is the Rocket Leaks soundtrack.
Speaker 2: Oh dear God, what are you doing in the bedroom?
Speaker 4: Page? I feel like there's some serious pumping going on here.
Speaker 5: Oh look, it plays a lot of different songs, but basically,
Speaker 5: every time I would go over to my boyfriend's place,
Speaker 5: we would play Hates a rocket Leak, especially during lockdown,
Speaker 5: and instead of changing the music and putting on something nice,
Speaker 5: we could just leave on the Rocket Leaks soundtrack.
Speaker 4: I feel like this is the kind of This is
Speaker 4: a love making.
Speaker 2: This is like throwing against the wall in the shower,
Speaker 2: upside down handstands.
Speaker 4: This is like energetic. This is make up sex songs. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 4: angry makeup sex, yes, lusty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, We've actually had to put something on because his
Speaker 5: mum was in the next room, so it was either
Speaker 5: that or well.
Speaker 4: She's not gonna think you get a lucky with this.
Speaker 6: All right, thank you page, Let's end on head high,
Speaker 6: hand out. What's your sex song? Take it home for us?
Speaker 7: Hey, guys, my sex song is to Find Gravity from
Speaker 7: Musicol Wick It.
Speaker 6: Hang on? What's that from Wicked?
Speaker 5: I think from Wicked?
Speaker 4: Who are you having sex with? To this song?
Speaker 7: So I took a girl home one night. I thought
Speaker 7: I was playing my sexy playlist and this song came
Speaker 7: on and we just really back to it. And now
Speaker 7: we're together and it's our sex song.
Speaker 2: So now it's like gravity and now it has meaning
Speaker 2: and it's so do you only can I ask you
Speaker 2: in personal question?
Speaker 1: Can you only like in quotations love make to this song?
Speaker 1: Because I feel like you can't do anything quite energetic
Speaker 1: because it just doesn't fit the theme.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, definitely as a making love song, not like
Speaker 7: when you, you know, want a bit of a rougher sex.
Speaker 7: That's not kind of the song that you want to
Speaker 7: listen to.
Speaker 13: I feel like you.
Speaker 2: Guys also have to dress up in costumes and do
Speaker 2: musical whilst this is.
Speaker 4: I think that's how it kills mojo.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you should steer clear of the State Theater and
Speaker 6: not go and watch Weekend because that get real messy.
Speaker 7: It would get pretty messive.
Speaker 6: We have some weak listeners.
Speaker 4: Yeah, now I love it. I'm here for all that.
Speaker 4: I'm adding all those ads wicked to my playlists now
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: Well we know next time it's blasting at Britney's house.
Speaker 4: What's going on?
Speaker 6: Answer? Weeks on ladies, are you ready for an asking?
Speaker 2: Cut?
Speaker 6: Shall we do one?
Speaker 3: I love an ask and cut?
Speaker 6: Let's go askur cut?
Speaker 2: So ask on cut is what we do on the
Speaker 2: podcast every week on our Thursday episode, it's where we
Speaker 2: answer all of your messed up you're deep your duck
Speaker 2: and you're burning questions.
Speaker 3: So we have a doozy for you today.
Speaker 4: You look, I have an interesting one, and I think
Speaker 4: I reckon. It's happened to a few people.
Speaker 1: If your partner leaves you after three point five years
Speaker 1: because they quote don't love you anymore, but then a
Speaker 1: few months later realized they made a mistake and want
Speaker 1: to come back. Do you think they really realize this?
Speaker 1: Do you think they just miss part of my life?
Speaker 1: Do I give them another go?
Speaker 4: Do they love me? Do they not?
Speaker 2: How can you say you don't love someone, and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden say, oh I made a mistake
Speaker 2: a month.
Speaker 4: Later, that's really hard, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Like about Okay?
Speaker 2: I do think that he maybe he said, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm not in love with you anymore, I don't want
Speaker 2: to be with you.
Speaker 4: And then he's.
Speaker 2: Gone away, experienced the world and realized the world the
Speaker 2: grass is not that much greener on.
Speaker 4: The other side.
Speaker 2: And then he's realized he's made a terrible mistake and
Speaker 2: wants to get back with you. Now I don't think
Speaker 2: it's so much believing or not believing whether he's saying
Speaker 2: I love you. I think it's more a case of
Speaker 2: if someone has said I don't want to be with you,
Speaker 2: and then they've left, but they've come back and wont
Speaker 2: another chance, and you want to be with them, you
Speaker 2: want to give them another chance. I think it's more
Speaker 2: so about like protecting yourself and putting a bit of
Speaker 2: distance there in terms of like taking it really slowly,
Speaker 2: not jumping straight back into the relationship where you were,
Speaker 2: because I think that then.
Speaker 3: You risk getting all back in it, putting all.
Speaker 2: Your energy or your effort getting right back to where
Speaker 2: you were, and then three weeks later they turn around
Speaker 2: and say, oh, actually.
Speaker 3: No I was, I'm not in love with you.
Speaker 4: I'm going to leave again, and then you've got to go.
Speaker 3: Through that heartbreak a second time.
Speaker 4: I think there's.
Speaker 1: Obviously a little bit of confusion on your partner's side. Now,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not that they actually fell out of love
Speaker 1: with you. That might not have been a thing. Maybe
Speaker 1: they thought they did, but they might have been a
Speaker 1: bit overwhelmed with life the situation. They might have got
Speaker 1: cold feet for a hot second. There might have been
Speaker 1: a lot of stress in life. Maybe they mistook another
Speaker 1: feeling thinking like, oh, I have all these other external sources.
Speaker 1: I don't think I love you, I don't think I
Speaker 1: want to be with you kind of thing left and
Speaker 1: then realized, oh, that's not what that was.
Speaker 6: Yeah, sometimes I don't love you isn't really what they mean,
Speaker 6: but it's the easiest way to get out of that situation.
Speaker 2: It's hard to go back to a relationship though, when
Speaker 2: someone's after three years is like, I don't love you
Speaker 2: anymore than they're like, oh, actually I do.
Speaker 4: I feel like the whole time I'd be like, well.
Speaker 2: Well it's emotional emotional whiplash, right, But that's why I think.
Speaker 2: You know, if you are wanting to give this relationship
Speaker 2: another shot, if you're wanting to go through the motions again,
Speaker 2: you just have to do it slowly. You can't jump
Speaker 2: straight back into where you were before he said I
Speaker 2: don't love you.
Speaker 4: Which you're gonna want to do because you still love them. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's definitely a tricky one.
Speaker 1: Would you both of you, Michell Laura if your respective
Speaker 1: partners now Hayden and Maddy J said they don't love
Speaker 1: you anymore? On left and they wanted to come back
Speaker 1: in three months time. How would you feel about that? Well,
Speaker 1: I have kids with Matt, so I think it cures different.
Speaker 1: He's had a different a different element, you know, because
Speaker 1: like I, obviously you know, I really want us to
Speaker 1: have a family unit. And I would give it a
Speaker 1: second shot for that because you know, it's something I
Speaker 1: didn't have growing up, and it's something I really want
Speaker 1: for my kids.
Speaker 3: But if he was to turn around again and be like, oh,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure, I'm.
Speaker 2: Confused, I'd be like, oh, dear buddy, just go and
Speaker 2: figure out yourself and figure out what you want, and
Speaker 2: then when you're solid, maybe we know, we'll see where
Speaker 2: this can go.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And Hayen and I have a really expensive Smeg toaster,
Speaker 6: so it would also be.
Speaker 4: Too hard. One gets the jug, one gets the toast.
Speaker 4: You're I know what I'm getting you for Christmas?
Speaker 6: All right? If you've got to ask cut for the girls,
Speaker 6: hit this out life on cut podcast, slide into those dms.
Speaker 2: Well that is it from us, Another Saturday show, done
Speaker 2: and dusted and rap dark pretty in a nice sexy
Speaker 2: little cover.
Speaker 3: And do you know why I say that?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Look what I've got Oh my god, it's our book.
Speaker 4: Is that our book? Show me here? It is? Okay,
Speaker 4: this is must.
Speaker 6: Be very I want to hold.
Speaker 2: It's very confusing for everyone in their past.
Speaker 4: Does that smell like love?
Speaker 6: Or what that smells like? And that was in your
Speaker 6: bag actually smells like baby food? It was like ruskstick.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what we're talking about is Britain. I. Over
Speaker 2: the last eighteen months we've been writing a book. It
Speaker 2: is called We Love Love. It's been published through Penguin
Speaker 2: Publishers and it's finally we got our first copies.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a real life publisher. We didn't self published.
Speaker 4: We didn't do it out the inchake.
Speaker 6: Because it's thick. It's a thick book.
Speaker 2: Well, what it is is we've taken a look back
Speaker 2: at our life. It's the podcasting book form.
Speaker 1: But we wanted to to We wanted to touch on
Speaker 1: some things we haven't touched on in the podcast and
Speaker 1: there are a lot of things that Laura.
Speaker 4: And I delved deep personally. Some of those things, Britt
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Speaker 6: There's pages and there's a good index. There's a great index.
Speaker 6: It's the blob I.
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