WEBVTT - 🎭 Would Josh Thomas be Abbie Chatfield for a day?

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<v Speaker 1>Kill all right, we got Josh Thomas in. He's going

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<v Speaker 1>to be at the Sydney Comedy Festival this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Jo who has the question? Me?

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<v Speaker 3>That a bit I was saying, I swear I would

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<v Speaker 3>you have played in like Wogga or Griffith or something

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<v Speaker 3>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty years ago I saw.

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<v Speaker 3>You and I was like young gay and then I

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<v Speaker 3>was watching you be gay making all these jokes and.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just.

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<v Speaker 2>In love is big?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you know in last maybe wa, So watch.

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<v Speaker 4>Josh's show then, please like me? Oh for sure?

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<v Speaker 2>That TV show was incredible?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you fantasize to it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? You know.

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<v Speaker 3>I've just loved you throughout your career and I always

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<v Speaker 3>felt a connection because I saw you, you know, so

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<v Speaker 3>early when you were rising up.

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<v Speaker 1>What can I ask you?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you single?

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<v Speaker 1>Josh?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I have a boyfriend b You'll be happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Less sure for him?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to Finally?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't think we can not at work. I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice to me. I mean, I mean, sure one day,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not so busy. I've got three time.

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<v Speaker 1>You moved to America, Yeah, I moved to America.

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<v Speaker 5>I have something I've got to get off my chest

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<v Speaker 5>to Abby though nobody did you read what I said

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<v Speaker 5>about you and the Guardian?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, Josh, And I'm scared.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not It's not bad, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 5>But they said to me, they did this interview and

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<v Speaker 5>they said, if you could have somebody else's body for

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<v Speaker 5>a day, who would it be?

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, and I just done your podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, well, I'd have a woman's body because if

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<v Speaker 5>I could experience that not and then I said, because

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<v Speaker 5>you're really hard, I said, of course I'd be Abby

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<v Speaker 5>chap Field for a day.

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<v Speaker 2>But then they did get too into it, I think

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<v Speaker 2>in the interview.

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<v Speaker 5>And I got a bit worried that you were going

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<v Speaker 5>to read it, because you never know how things are

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<v Speaker 5>going to get read.

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<v Speaker 1>White when you were explaining her body, I just got.

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<v Speaker 5>Really excited about the sort of having Abby chap Yell's

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<v Speaker 5>body for a day and all the things that I

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<v Speaker 5>could do with Abby chap Yill's body. For Abby's gonna

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<v Speaker 5>read this, I'm going have to look in her eyes

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<v Speaker 5>one day afore.

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<v Speaker 4>You when to confront you about the Guardian article about

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<v Speaker 4>my body.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry because sometimes they read the messages other men

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<v Speaker 5>send you and they're only ten percent different mains, and

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<v Speaker 5>that'd sincere com So here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, you want going to read it out? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, I don't really know who I would say

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<v Speaker 1>is a hot woman's body. Oh I just did the

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<v Speaker 1>Abby Chatfield podcast. She's pretty hot a body, and I'll

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<v Speaker 1>experience what it's like to have a vagina, but not

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<v Speaker 1>in a way that's creepy, in a way that's respectful.

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<v Speaker 2>To Abby Chatfield.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you like me to have a vagina for a day?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not your show.

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<v Speaker 4>I think that is one of the most beautiful things

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<v Speaker 4>anyone's ever said, considering the press, it's usually about me.

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<v Speaker 5>That's top tier.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. I'm doing that a respectful way. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, also, I don't get you're saying. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of men would send me certain things. I

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<v Speaker 4>never ever get hit on, even in I want to

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<v Speaker 4>be well, I've it's so good. I've repulsed so many

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<v Speaker 4>men with my thoughts, the same with my words that

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<v Speaker 4>I actually haven't gotten any creepy d ms in honestly years, Right.

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<v Speaker 1>What about when you're back in the day in bachelor days,

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<v Speaker 1>you're getting it?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, a few, But it was like anger fuel, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>which they want to hate.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, exactly, ridiculous stuff with it, which is exactly what

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<v Speaker 5>you're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Similar that if you said that quote in a very

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<v Speaker 1>low voice, like you just hear, yeah, that would be

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<v Speaker 1>really well.

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<v Speaker 5>You know, you never know how someone's going to read

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<v Speaker 5>something written down. You know, sometimes you'll text something thing

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<v Speaker 5>to someone you think it's funny and then get it

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<v Speaker 5>and they're very hurt feelings.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it. You've got a new show tonight and

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<v Speaker 2>chances for it in the next two nights. At the end, more,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good advertisement.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what you're here for.

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<v Speaker 2>So jiggle jiggle, Yes, why.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, it's just supposed to be a fun show. It's

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<v Speaker 5>supposed to be about fun and trying to have a

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<v Speaker 5>good time. I bring my dog out in it. Did

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<v Speaker 5>you think I should have brought her into the studio

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<v Speaker 5>with me at the moment? I flew her yesterday for

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<v Speaker 5>the first time ever. She comes out in the show

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<v Speaker 5>for one minute. It's a scam just to make the

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<v Speaker 5>tour producers fly the dog with me, and I flew

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<v Speaker 5>her for the first time. I said, it's quite nervous,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, it's like sending her like a kid off

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<v Speaker 5>to school. I think, because having a dog, everybody would agree,

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<v Speaker 5>is exactly the same as having a child exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>And I saw her.

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<v Speaker 5>Being trimmed through the airport and I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 5>a peek of her, so worried, and it was just

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<v Speaker 5>her with a man driving her in her box, and

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<v Speaker 5>she looks so kind of stoic and happy, like she

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<v Speaker 5>was in a popemobile. And then she's just gone around

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<v Speaker 5>the whole day, going to each person and Sydney going

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<v Speaker 5>up to them, tapping them and walking on.

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<v Speaker 2>She's went like a royal tour. I should have brought

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<v Speaker 2>her in. Yeah, man, I did tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're saying it was a scam. The dog doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>need to be on the tour.

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<v Speaker 2>You just wanted them down.

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<v Speaker 5>It is a tough moment for me because everyone gets

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<v Speaker 5>so excited because it's a dog on the stage. Just

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<v Speaker 5>it's something about that's very it's thrilling. It's five months old, exactly,

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<v Speaker 5>and they scream and they scream, and I do have

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<v Speaker 5>this moment where I think, oh, this is how loud

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<v Speaker 5>you could be.

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<v Speaker 1>We're having to look at the dog now, sweet supermodel,

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<v Speaker 1>if you do.

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<v Speaker 3>The one where you fly her in the cabin with you.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do that now.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, if you have anxiety or something wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Virgin just allows it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh fly true.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he put her downstairs. That's a bit mean. She's

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<v Speaker 2>too thick of woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you want to go and see the Dog

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<v Speaker 1>and Josh, of course you can catch Josh Thomas at

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<v Speaker 1>the Sydney Comedy Festival all weekend. For tickets, go to

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney Comedyfirst dot com dot A. You got on your mate,

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<v Speaker 1>You finally got to meet your crush as we crash.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, it's staying steady, steady, steady.

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<v Speaker 2>He didn't hear today he made it any better

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<v Speaker 1>Thomas