WEBVTT - MINI: Back was Turned

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian no Connel Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Every single mom and dad and most of you kids,

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<v Speaker 3>you've grown ups now, you would have done something and

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<v Speaker 3>your parents would have only had their back turned. We

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<v Speaker 3>say this, moms and dad said this, I need my

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<v Speaker 3>back turn for one second, and you could have got

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<v Speaker 3>up to something, whatever it was.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we wanted to know this.

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<v Speaker 3>Morning on nine four one four three. I remember, do

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<v Speaker 3>you remember your kid how much you just love playing

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<v Speaker 3>in mom and Dad's car. Right, it was not on

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<v Speaker 3>obviously or anything, but just sitting in it pretending to

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<v Speaker 3>drive it night and the kids were pestering me. And

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<v Speaker 3>they were like three and five at the time, so

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<v Speaker 3>this is quite a few years ago. And I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>of course, fine, and they said, oh, can we play

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<v Speaker 3>with your wallet as well and stuff like that, and

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<v Speaker 3>that's when I should have gone no.

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<v Speaker 2>But the offer of them being in the car and

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<v Speaker 2>out the house a bit, just you know, no keys.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think it was like, yeah, okay, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I just go and check on them after it was

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<v Speaker 3>only a couple of minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>I better go and see what they're up to. And

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<v Speaker 2>I can see they're laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>They're now in the front seat, and I'm like, what,

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<v Speaker 3>why are you trying to get someone out the CD player?

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<v Speaker 3>They've put my bank debit card and my driver's license

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<v Speaker 3>into the CD player, you know that little slim mouth right,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's not coming out right. I had to get

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<v Speaker 3>one of these audio guys to come out, a car

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<v Speaker 3>repair guy.

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<v Speaker 2>To meant.

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<v Speaker 3>He had to take out the whole face off. It

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<v Speaker 3>costs about six hundred dollars to get it repaired. And

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<v Speaker 3>it was a thing where there's no point even asking

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<v Speaker 3>why would they do that. They're three and five. Their

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<v Speaker 3>job is to destroy anything nice you are.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always to put stuff into any hole. Yeah, like

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<v Speaker 1>I had, I had a peanut stuck up my nose

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<v Speaker 1>for a long time as a kid, as a long

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<v Speaker 1>not for a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what you had the operation, I'll see you to

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<v Speaker 3>have a couple of days off you getting that finally

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<v Speaker 3>getting that little cashew out, but.

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<v Speaker 1>For hours and then went to emergency and had to

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<v Speaker 1>get it removed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean once they put some buttered toast into

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<v Speaker 3>the DVD player, just shoved it in there as well

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<v Speaker 3>and just wreck that as well. Patsy, you must have

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<v Speaker 3>had a story about turning your back for one second.

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<v Speaker 4>We had a shocker. Audrey was about two, and I

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<v Speaker 4>had to go to the bathroom, and I'll was literally

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<v Speaker 4>out of the room for a minute. And when I

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<v Speaker 4>come back, she'd got into my handbag, got of all things,

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<v Speaker 4>not my lip gloss that's clear or vaseline, my red lipstick,

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<v Speaker 4>bright red lipstick, and she'd drawn all across this.

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<v Speaker 3>White waiting for that moment long con some moment I'll

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<v Speaker 3>have that I have.

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<v Speaker 1>To go to the bathroom. Eventually, Mama, parents.

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<v Speaker 2>He'd been holding it in for two years.

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<v Speaker 4>It was everywhere on the couch, on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Floor of like a bang sy yeah world.

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<v Speaker 4>All over her face and we couldn't get it off.

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<v Speaker 4>We even got Jiff, which is like that cream old

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<v Speaker 4>cream cleansed us. You had to take it to the tip.

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<v Speaker 4>It was, it was done, it was finish, tipped the couch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>we had to couldn't get the stain out.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to see David at and Breneu the amount

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<v Speaker 2>of stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that Patsy's chuch in landfillm You can't just

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<v Speaker 3>get rid of the couch because he's got some lipstick on.

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<v Speaker 2>It looked like a murder scene.

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<v Speaker 4>It looked like id staped someone on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to wow, wait, this is incredible. This is

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<v Speaker 3>the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Bell, good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>I turned my back for one moment. Christian and my

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<v Speaker 5>three year old decided to get the rye beina off

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<v Speaker 5>the bench, about a third of a bottle left, and

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<v Speaker 5>decided to run laps of the house, pouring it all

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<v Speaker 5>over the carpet. It was up the walls, that was

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<v Speaker 5>up his legs. It was like a scene from Dexter.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought someone had been there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so thick, sarahbe sugary. Isn't it even cleaning up

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<v Speaker 3>a bit of it? If you catch it immediately. If

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<v Speaker 3>you don't clear that up within ten seconds, it's like

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<v Speaker 3>they're sealed in for life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Well his legs were stained up to the knees.

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<v Speaker 3>And did you do, Patsy, did you take the house

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<v Speaker 3>to the tip? You know, to have the my new house?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh look, you know, I was tempted to just chuck

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<v Speaker 5>a flame in there because we'd only had the pack

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<v Speaker 5>about two years of brand new carpet, but I just

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<v Speaker 5>filmed it instead, So I've got that for his twenty first.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, brilliant Belle would send you price. Thank

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<v Speaker 2>you very much. You cool.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers mate, Diana, Hi, Deana, got that right?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, you've got that right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's me okay, And did you turn you back for

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<v Speaker 2>one moment? What happened?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay? So this is when I was younger and my

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<v Speaker 6>two sisters were in my grandpa's truck and my grandpa's scouts. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>so I've turned my back. I was playing in the garden.

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<v Speaker 6>My grandparents turned their back, and my two sisters have

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<v Speaker 6>somehow taken off the handbrake in the truck. Right, the

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<v Speaker 6>truck has got reversed, right, zil Hill reversed, gone over

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<v Speaker 6>the fence. Right, it was a landloking in fence, so

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<v Speaker 6>reverse gone over that, gone over the road and then

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<v Speaker 6>into the house across into the bushes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Yes, how is unbeliev or to trader destruction.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, anyway, years later we were talking about this story

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<v Speaker 6>and I was like, I thought that was a dream.

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<v Speaker 6>They're like, no, it actually happened.

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<v Speaker 2>What amazing dreams used to have when you.

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<v Speaker 6>Were everyone was okay, everyone was goot, but you know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just it was funny, amazing. I'm you have

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<v Speaker 2>to send you a productes.

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<v Speaker 3>Send me one of our lidless times because so far

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<v Speaker 3>this morning we've had great stories, but now involving a

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<v Speaker 3>three back turning situation because the grandparents and yourself as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's a three back situation. All right, Jana, thanks

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<v Speaker 3>you com I have a good day. Worry all right,

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<v Speaker 3>we have to I know we're a little bit late

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<v Speaker 3>for news, but we have to hear Kim's story.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a doozy wait to hear this. Kim, good morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>How are you today, Christian?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. I'm very excited to hear this story. Off

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<v Speaker 2>you go, mate, We're.

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<v Speaker 6>All is So.

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<v Speaker 7>I was about ten years old. It's actually my mom

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<v Speaker 7>that sort of turned her back. She was a single

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<v Speaker 7>mum working full time and in the school holidays I

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<v Speaker 7>had to go to work with her. She worked at

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<v Speaker 7>what is now the Bank of Melbourne, glen Farerie Road, Mulvern.

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<v Speaker 7>I was put in an office with the coloring book,

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<v Speaker 7>told not to touch anything, and I pulled the chair

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<v Speaker 7>into the desk. There was a little button under the

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<v Speaker 7>desk that was annoying my leg, so I pushed it

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<v Speaker 7>out of the way out to be a silent alarm.

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<v Speaker 7>The next thing my mum and all her coworkers knew

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<v Speaker 7>was that glen Ferry Road Maulven had been blocked off

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<v Speaker 7>and the police were storming the bank, thinking that.

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<v Speaker 1>All being wrong. It was.

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<v Speaker 7>I was sitting there quietly coloring.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure like a mastermind, come on, nice try you got

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<v Speaker 3>the money.

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<v Speaker 2>World's youngest criminal ap branded sat there with the but.

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<v Speaker 7>And of course my mom came into the office and said,

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<v Speaker 7>did you touch anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, no, I'm just coloring the one small,

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<v Speaker 3>tiny little thing in a bank that could just bring

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<v Speaker 3>it all to to get the police turning up. That

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<v Speaker 3>is incredible, Kim, that's all a brilliant story. It was.

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<v Speaker 7>They blocked the road off and everything, because back then

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<v Speaker 7>that's just what they did. They blocked all the couple

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<v Speaker 7>of hundred meters they.

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<v Speaker 2>Could block a road off. They lived.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't block a road off anymore. They drive around

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<v Speaker 3>order crying about that. Imagine if we get to shut

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<v Speaker 3>this road off.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it was a good one. It was a good one,

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<v Speaker 7>can't I didn't get into a bit of trouble. I

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<v Speaker 7>didn't realize that time.

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<v Speaker 2>Kim was send you a littlas.

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<v Speaker 7>Staring a ka Kim, Oh, thank you, son.

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<v Speaker 3>Pleasure, great story, Thank you very much, Kim Bye bye

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<v Speaker 3>now paul A Brighter.

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