Speaker 1: Welcome to them.
Speaker 2: Christian no Connel Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Every single mom and dad and most of you kids,
Speaker 3: you've grown ups now, you would have done something and
Speaker 3: your parents would have only had their back turned. We
Speaker 3: say this, moms and dad said this, I need my
Speaker 3: back turn for one second, and you could have got
Speaker 3: up to something, whatever it was.
Speaker 2: That's what we wanted to know this.
Speaker 3: Morning on nine four one four three. I remember, do
Speaker 3: you remember your kid how much you just love playing
Speaker 3: in mom and Dad's car. Right, it was not on
Speaker 3: obviously or anything, but just sitting in it pretending to
Speaker 3: drive it night and the kids were pestering me. And
Speaker 3: they were like three and five at the time, so
Speaker 3: this is quite a few years ago. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: of course, fine, and they said, oh, can we play
Speaker 3: with your wallet as well and stuff like that, and
Speaker 3: that's when I should have gone no.
Speaker 2: But the offer of them being in the car and
Speaker 2: out the house a bit, just you know, no keys.
Speaker 3: And I think it was like, yeah, okay, and then
Speaker 3: I just go and check on them after it was
Speaker 3: only a couple of minutes.
Speaker 2: I better go and see what they're up to. And
Speaker 2: I can see they're laughing.
Speaker 3: They're now in the front seat, and I'm like, what,
Speaker 3: why are you trying to get someone out the CD player?
Speaker 3: They've put my bank debit card and my driver's license
Speaker 3: into the CD player, you know that little slim mouth right,
Speaker 3: and it's not coming out right. I had to get
Speaker 3: one of these audio guys to come out, a car
Speaker 3: repair guy.
Speaker 2: To meant.
Speaker 3: He had to take out the whole face off. It
Speaker 3: costs about six hundred dollars to get it repaired. And
Speaker 3: it was a thing where there's no point even asking
Speaker 3: why would they do that. They're three and five. Their
Speaker 3: job is to destroy anything nice you are.
Speaker 1: It's always to put stuff into any hole. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: I had, I had a peanut stuck up my nose
Speaker 1: for a long time as a kid, as a long
Speaker 1: not for a long time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what you had the operation, I'll see you to
Speaker 3: have a couple of days off you getting that finally
Speaker 3: getting that little cashew out, but.
Speaker 1: For hours and then went to emergency and had to
Speaker 1: get it removed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean once they put some buttered toast into
Speaker 3: the DVD player, just shoved it in there as well
Speaker 3: and just wreck that as well. Patsy, you must have
Speaker 3: had a story about turning your back for one second.
Speaker 4: We had a shocker. Audrey was about two, and I
Speaker 4: had to go to the bathroom, and I'll was literally
Speaker 4: out of the room for a minute. And when I
Speaker 4: come back, she'd got into my handbag, got of all things,
Speaker 4: not my lip gloss that's clear or vaseline, my red lipstick,
Speaker 4: bright red lipstick, and she'd drawn all across this.
Speaker 3: White waiting for that moment long con some moment I'll
Speaker 3: have that I have.
Speaker 1: To go to the bathroom. Eventually, Mama, parents.
Speaker 2: He'd been holding it in for two years.
Speaker 4: It was everywhere on the couch, on the.
Speaker 2: Floor of like a bang sy yeah world.
Speaker 4: All over her face and we couldn't get it off.
Speaker 4: We even got Jiff, which is like that cream old
Speaker 4: cream cleansed us. You had to take it to the tip.
Speaker 4: It was, it was done, it was finish, tipped the couch. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we had to couldn't get the stain out.
Speaker 2: I want to see David at and Breneu the amount
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 3: I think that Patsy's chuch in landfillm You can't just
Speaker 3: get rid of the couch because he's got some lipstick on.
Speaker 2: It looked like a murder scene.
Speaker 4: It looked like id staped someone on it.
Speaker 3: I had to wow, wait, this is incredible. This is
Speaker 3: the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Bell, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 5: I turned my back for one moment. Christian and my
Speaker 5: three year old decided to get the rye beina off
Speaker 5: the bench, about a third of a bottle left, and
Speaker 5: decided to run laps of the house, pouring it all
Speaker 5: over the carpet. It was up the walls, that was
Speaker 5: up his legs. It was like a scene from Dexter.
Speaker 5: I thought someone had been there.
Speaker 3: It's so thick, sarahbe sugary. Isn't it even cleaning up
Speaker 3: a bit of it? If you catch it immediately. If
Speaker 3: you don't clear that up within ten seconds, it's like
Speaker 3: they're sealed in for life.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well his legs were stained up to the knees.
Speaker 3: And did you do, Patsy, did you take the house
Speaker 3: to the tip? You know, to have the my new house?
Speaker 5: Oh look, you know, I was tempted to just chuck
Speaker 5: a flame in there because we'd only had the pack
Speaker 5: about two years of brand new carpet, but I just
Speaker 5: filmed it instead, So I've got that for his twenty first.
Speaker 2: There you go, brilliant Belle would send you price. Thank
Speaker 2: you very much. You cool.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Cheers mate, Diana, Hi, Deana, got that right?
Speaker 6: Yes, you've got that right.
Speaker 2: That's me okay, And did you turn you back for
Speaker 2: one moment? What happened?
Speaker 6: Okay? So this is when I was younger and my
Speaker 6: two sisters were in my grandpa's truck and my grandpa's scouts. Anyway,
Speaker 6: so I've turned my back. I was playing in the garden.
Speaker 6: My grandparents turned their back, and my two sisters have
Speaker 6: somehow taken off the handbrake in the truck. Right, the
Speaker 6: truck has got reversed, right, zil Hill reversed, gone over
Speaker 6: the fence. Right, it was a landloking in fence, so
Speaker 6: reverse gone over that, gone over the road and then
Speaker 6: into the house across into the bushes.
Speaker 2: Wow. Yes, how is unbeliev or to trader destruction.
Speaker 6: Yeah, anyway, years later we were talking about this story
Speaker 6: and I was like, I thought that was a dream.
Speaker 6: They're like, no, it actually happened.
Speaker 2: What amazing dreams used to have when you.
Speaker 6: Were everyone was okay, everyone was goot, but you know.
Speaker 2: It was just it was funny, amazing. I'm you have
Speaker 2: to send you a productes.
Speaker 3: Send me one of our lidless times because so far
Speaker 3: this morning we've had great stories, but now involving a
Speaker 3: three back turning situation because the grandparents and yourself as well.
Speaker 3: So it's a three back situation. All right, Jana, thanks
Speaker 3: you com I have a good day. Worry all right,
Speaker 3: we have to I know we're a little bit late
Speaker 3: for news, but we have to hear Kim's story.
Speaker 2: This is a doozy wait to hear this. Kim, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 5: How are you today, Christian?
Speaker 2: I'm good. I'm very excited to hear this story. Off
Speaker 2: you go, mate, We're.
Speaker 6: All is So.
Speaker 7: I was about ten years old. It's actually my mom
Speaker 7: that sort of turned her back. She was a single
Speaker 7: mum working full time and in the school holidays I
Speaker 7: had to go to work with her. She worked at
Speaker 7: what is now the Bank of Melbourne, glen Farerie Road, Mulvern.
Speaker 7: I was put in an office with the coloring book,
Speaker 7: told not to touch anything, and I pulled the chair
Speaker 7: into the desk. There was a little button under the
Speaker 7: desk that was annoying my leg, so I pushed it
Speaker 7: out of the way out to be a silent alarm.
Speaker 7: The next thing my mum and all her coworkers knew
Speaker 7: was that glen Ferry Road Maulven had been blocked off
Speaker 7: and the police were storming the bank, thinking that.
Speaker 1: All being wrong. It was.
Speaker 7: I was sitting there quietly coloring.
Speaker 3: Sure like a mastermind, come on, nice try you got
Speaker 3: the money.
Speaker 2: World's youngest criminal ap branded sat there with the but.
Speaker 7: And of course my mom came into the office and said,
Speaker 7: did you touch anything.
Speaker 3: I was like, no, I'm just coloring the one small,
Speaker 3: tiny little thing in a bank that could just bring
Speaker 3: it all to to get the police turning up. That
Speaker 3: is incredible, Kim, that's all a brilliant story. It was.
Speaker 7: They blocked the road off and everything, because back then
Speaker 7: that's just what they did. They blocked all the couple
Speaker 7: of hundred meters they.
Speaker 2: Could block a road off. They lived.
Speaker 3: You can't block a road off anymore. They drive around
Speaker 3: order crying about that. Imagine if we get to shut
Speaker 3: this road off.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was a good one. It was a good one,
Speaker 7: can't I didn't get into a bit of trouble. I
Speaker 7: didn't realize that time.
Speaker 2: Kim was send you a littlas.
Speaker 7: Staring a ka Kim, Oh, thank you, son.
Speaker 3: Pleasure, great story, Thank you very much, Kim Bye bye
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