1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,280 Speaker 1: Dowered by the High Harve Radio WAB from ninety six 2 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 1: AIRFM to whereever you're listening today. 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,879 Speaker 2: This is Clezy and Lisa's podcast. 4 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: Coming up. On today's podcast, we caught up with John 5 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,840 Speaker 1: Stevens before he supports, Rod Stewart and Cyndi Lauper. 6 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 3: We talked about the petty things that should be criminalized. 7 00:00:18,960 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 1: The host of Taskmaster on ten, Tom Gleason, and. 8 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:25,040 Speaker 3: The incredible magic of Fringejacked ben Hart. 9 00:00:25,040 --> 00:00:29,320 Speaker 1: We're still taking you here name Yes, the Sure Report 10 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:33,240 Speaker 1: on ninety six AIRFM. 11 00:00:33,479 --> 00:00:36,919 Speaker 3: Well, it's been announced Michael Jackson's nephew is going to 12 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,680 Speaker 3: play him in the upcoming movie about Michael's life. Twenty 13 00:00:40,680 --> 00:00:44,680 Speaker 3: six year old Jaffa Jackson's casting has been confirmed by 14 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 3: the director Antoine Farqua. He is the son of Jermaine Jackson, 15 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 3: all sing as a songwriter in his own right. You 16 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 3: may have heard Yesterdafternoon Clarsey. The original Wednesday Adams actress 17 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:58,680 Speaker 3: Lisa Loring has passed away. Luring was sixty four. She 18 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:03,120 Speaker 3: died after suffering massive stroke. A whole new generations discovering 19 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 3: Wednesday right now with the new Netflix show Lisa played 20 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 3: Wednesday from nineteen sixty four to nineteen sixty six, and 21 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,000 Speaker 3: after that she made the usual appearances on shows like 22 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 3: Fantasy Island. What gift do you get for the mom 23 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 3: who Has Everything? With their eightieth birthday coming up this week, 24 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,360 Speaker 3: Nol and Liam Gallagher's mom has asked her warring Oasis 25 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 3: boys to bury the hatchet. Oh, come on, boys, she's 26 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:28,959 Speaker 3: eighty source that say. Peggy Gallagher has told Liam to 27 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 3: mend the rift and she is hoping for a genuine reconciliation. 28 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 3: The brothers have publicly bickered since their heyday, but there's 29 00:01:36,400 --> 00:01:38,320 Speaker 3: nothing like being put straight by your mum. 30 00:01:38,440 --> 00:01:40,200 Speaker 1: I'm more likely to throw the hatchet, I think. 31 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 3: And you Too have reimagined their classic with or Without You, 32 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 3: first appearing on their nineteen eighty seven album Joshua Tree. 33 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:52,760 Speaker 3: They've given it a makeover for their upcoming compilation album 34 00:01:52,880 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 3: Songs of Surrender, which is coming out on March seventeen. 35 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 3: They've shared a snippet of it. Want to have a listen? 36 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:11,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, You've got you hing. 37 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 5: Yourself, give yourself, give you. 38 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:33,519 Speaker 6: You give yourself away with the action. 39 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:49,840 Speaker 3: With a kill like it, And it's how I'd expect 40 00:02:49,840 --> 00:02:53,440 Speaker 3: them to mix it up for a concert or something. Yeah, yeah, 41 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:54,560 Speaker 3: I'm still the same song. 42 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 1: And yeah, what a voice. Now what else sounds like one? 43 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,640 Speaker 3: You can catch on Stevens with Rod Stewart and Cyndy 44 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,000 Speaker 3: Loper Arena on March eleven, tickets through ticket Tack and 45 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 3: John's joining us Now. 46 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning guys. 47 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 3: How are you very well? Hear your boys looking forward 48 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:10,880 Speaker 3: to having you back in town. 49 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you. 50 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 3: Have you worked with Rod or Cindy before? 51 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 2: I haven't worked with Rod, but I've met him, met 52 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,160 Speaker 2: him a couple of times. I worked with some of 53 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 2: his musics over the years, but he's He's still in 54 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,760 Speaker 2: the top five greatest shows I've ever seen in my life. 55 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:28,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, oh really. 56 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 2: I saw him back in the day in Not About 57 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,920 Speaker 2: Money seventy seven, seventy eight. Yes, just an amazing show. 58 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,880 Speaker 2: I've always loved his voice, and you know, I love 59 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,400 Speaker 2: his character. He's a cheeky bugger. 60 00:03:40,640 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: He's a cheeky bugger. Yeah, and then he kicks kicks 61 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: of soccer balls out in the crowd and. 62 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 2: He has a lot of fun. I actually saw him 63 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 2: in twenty nineteen in the States when he was in Vegas. 64 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,480 Speaker 2: I saw his show there and it was just phenomenal. So, 65 00:03:56,680 --> 00:03:59,800 Speaker 2: you know, to get the call up and to be 66 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:02,280 Speaker 2: to you know, before through the whole tour with the 67 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 2: Australia and he's younger. You know, I'm just so excited 68 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,640 Speaker 2: to be able to stand side of stage every night 69 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:11,440 Speaker 2: and watch the Master in action, you know, because he's incredible. 70 00:04:11,520 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 2: So and you know, Cimdy Lauper Simdy Wlopper was an 71 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 2: old friend actually from back in the late eighties. We 72 00:04:18,720 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 2: met her and we were touring with Noiseworks. 73 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:24,360 Speaker 7: We met her in Italy and we together and you know, over. 74 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,200 Speaker 2: The years she'd come to Australian we catch up and 75 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,840 Speaker 2: you know, she's an absolutely wonderful lad. Yeah, very and 76 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:32,640 Speaker 2: she's she's all hard, that girl. 77 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:33,360 Speaker 7: She's amazing. 78 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 2: And so I'm really really excited to see Cindy and 79 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 2: to hang out with her again. And you know, she's 80 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,000 Speaker 2: such a beautiful person and you know, and you know, 81 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:47,680 Speaker 2: the talent is beyond you know, so very humbly, you know, 82 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 2: I'm very excited to be singing with them guys, even 83 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 2: if it is on one first. 84 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 3: He just said Rod Stewart was one of the top 85 00:04:56,960 --> 00:04:58,760 Speaker 3: five shows you've ever seen. Who else is in the 86 00:04:58,760 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 3: top five shows you've ever. 87 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:05,120 Speaker 2: Seen David Bowie, Yes, yes, yeah, back in the day. 88 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 3: Any of them really, Yes. 89 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,560 Speaker 2: Yes, Rolling Stones and Form. 90 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 1: It's a pretty solid top five. Yeah, you sing the best. 91 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:17,480 Speaker 1: You're talking about Rod there being the master. If there 92 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: was one song that you could have a crack out, 93 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,280 Speaker 1: what would it be? If one of his classics? 94 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,480 Speaker 7: Oh god, there's so many. 95 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 2: Maggie May was always a song, you know. I just 96 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,719 Speaker 2: think you remember as a as a small kid, really, 97 00:05:30,760 --> 00:05:32,560 Speaker 2: you know, it was always playing, it was always playing. 98 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 2: I just love that song. Every time I hear that 99 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 2: particular song, it sort of takes me back to that 100 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:42,520 Speaker 2: when I was that child again. That song just immediately 101 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 2: all these memories and smells and you know, pictures come 102 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:49,800 Speaker 2: back to my head. That's amazing, you know. So yeah, 103 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 2: that that one, that song in particular. 104 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,280 Speaker 3: The last time we spoke to John, you were in 105 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:57,520 Speaker 3: town for By the Sea with the original Noiseworks line up. 106 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 3: Did everything go as? Did you have to tell? 107 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 8: Yeah? 108 00:06:03,480 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 2: We released a new album, Evolution, you know, and Stuart 109 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,599 Speaker 2: Fraser dear Old Stewy and we passed away. He's on 110 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,159 Speaker 2: the played on the whole record. So we just felt 111 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 2: like we needed to get that record out of honor 112 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 2: Stuart's memory. And also obviously when you do do that, 113 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,480 Speaker 2: you need to go and do a few shows. So 114 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:20,880 Speaker 2: we're actually finishing up that too as we speak. We 115 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:26,160 Speaker 2: just finished in Sydney on the weekend and we are 116 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,440 Speaker 2: we are hitting up. We're in Melbourne this week and 117 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,560 Speaker 2: next week, so we've got about ten more shows left 118 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:34,400 Speaker 2: of the of the Noise Rocks tour. And yeah, that's it, 119 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 2: and then back to John Stevens stuffing doing my own thing. 120 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,480 Speaker 1: Doing the thing live with your band. Okay, let's talk 121 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 1: about the Egyptian statue in the room Mollie's birthday party. 122 00:06:46,279 --> 00:06:48,480 Speaker 1: And you weren't the eighty person who was well known there? Mate? 123 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:49,520 Speaker 1: How was it and who was there? 124 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 8: Well? 125 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 7: I can honestly say that he was sober, so that's good. 126 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:56,760 Speaker 1: Good pants up, pants up. 127 00:06:57,920 --> 00:06:59,880 Speaker 7: I did notice he was a big padlock on his. 128 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,640 Speaker 3: A decent belch. 129 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 7: Dear old, dear old Molly. You know. 130 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,840 Speaker 2: He's you know, he's he's old. He's getting old. He 131 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 2: can hardly move around much, but he's still got his 132 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 2: wits about him. You know, he's a bit slower, but 133 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 2: he's still that guy, that cheeky bugger, Yeah, you know, 134 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:22,040 Speaker 2: and yeah it was good, good to see him, good 135 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,680 Speaker 2: to be there to celebrate him. I first met Molly 136 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty one, wow, so you know, forty two 137 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,080 Speaker 2: years ago I. 138 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:33,960 Speaker 3: Met that man his life exactly. 139 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:37,240 Speaker 2: So yeah, it was it was lovely to be there 140 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 2: to pay respects to the great Mully Melchium. 141 00:07:40,400 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 3: And he's earn't that respect because he genuinely has had 142 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:47,760 Speaker 3: such an influence on music, hasn't he massive? 143 00:07:48,040 --> 00:07:48,440 Speaker 7: Massive? 144 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 2: And you know all all the people that have come out, 145 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:55,360 Speaker 2: you know, to say about the effect he's had on music, 146 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:59,920 Speaker 2: known from my daughters things, you know, I mean everyone obviously, 147 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 2: and yeah everyone love. 148 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:05,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, and how many people of a generation watch Countdown 149 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: every Sunday night ma and then later his influenced with 150 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: hate Saturday he had those two vehicles to push them 151 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 1: with his passion. Yeah. 152 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:16,960 Speaker 3: I feel sorry for kids today and not having something 153 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,080 Speaker 3: like Countdown to look forward to. But I mean there's 154 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,360 Speaker 3: too much choice now that they can get it everywhere. 155 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 3: But it was such a just such a moment every 156 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 3: Sunday night. 157 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 7: Yeah, it was. Well, now they got TikTok and. 158 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, explode every format and for. 159 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:37,559 Speaker 7: Him, Yeah, that's right, overload. Well, nothing's a. 160 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:40,520 Speaker 3: Good live concert, absolutely right. 161 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:43,439 Speaker 2: Rod Stuart Cyndey Law, I mean until the gravest of 162 00:08:43,480 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 2: all time. So you know, there you at Media Equation, 163 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,120 Speaker 2: that's going to be just a nightful. 164 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,839 Speaker 3: It's going to be a nightful of wonderful. It's that 165 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:54,360 Speaker 3: the r C Arena on March eleven and tickets are 166 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,319 Speaker 3: through tick a Tech. John Stevens always lovely to. 167 00:08:57,320 --> 00:09:02,120 Speaker 1: Chat to catch up guys. Likewise see Stevens fans will 168 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,000 Speaker 1: be adding big numbers and you know you see him 169 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: in the front row Maid all the time, going all 170 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 1: the best, more Lisa, more podcasts soon. 171 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,800 Speaker 3: It's usually the littlest things that get to you the most, 172 00:09:18,280 --> 00:09:21,200 Speaker 3: which is why this reddit thread has gone off online 173 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:25,960 Speaker 3: asking what the pettiest thing we should criminalize? In other words, 174 00:09:26,040 --> 00:09:30,320 Speaker 3: make illegal? Is it's just a given, isn't it? Not 175 00:09:30,320 --> 00:09:33,199 Speaker 3: giving a thank you wave? If you do not give 176 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:33,760 Speaker 3: a thank. 177 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 1: You, it's so easy to do. 178 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 3: You should lose your license automatically for three years. That's harsh, 179 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:44,280 Speaker 3: but I like it on But these are some of 180 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:47,640 Speaker 3: the things that people have suggested should be criminalized. Leaving 181 00:09:47,679 --> 00:09:49,920 Speaker 3: your trolley in the middle of the car park. 182 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's annoying. Absolutely, so many people do that. 183 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,720 Speaker 3: It's hard worse standing on the right side of the escalator. 184 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:04,520 Speaker 3: That's not I mean, okay, it's not great. Not the 185 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:05,440 Speaker 3: worst thing I've heard. 186 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,679 Speaker 1: I got one. How about those who are sneaking to 187 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,840 Speaker 1: cues to get into up the stadium for a scorches 188 00:10:09,880 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: final quicker than other people. That's annoying. 189 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:18,360 Speaker 3: YouTube pranks and prank is harassing people? Oh yeah, yeah, ye, 190 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:22,440 Speaker 3: anyone harassing me selling stuff at the supermarket trying to 191 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 3: grab your attention on the way out. Thank goodness for 192 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,080 Speaker 3: mobile phones that you can pretend to be on. 193 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,439 Speaker 1: Ye, lots of pretending as long as it's turned off. 194 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:33,240 Speaker 1: Otherwise you'll get the ring. Any booking fees, especially when 195 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,400 Speaker 1: you work out your prices and then you're ah, plus 196 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,840 Speaker 1: the booking for forgot about that extra bit stamp duty. 197 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 1: Don't stop me on the stamping. 198 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:44,839 Speaker 3: Kristen in Darling Towns, Hello, good morning. What do you reckon? 199 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:49,319 Speaker 8: I think picking your nose in public? 200 00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:54,320 Speaker 9: That is just yeah, not okay. So I've also seen 201 00:10:54,360 --> 00:10:56,839 Speaker 9: a lady grab a strand of her hair and start 202 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 9: flossing her teeth with it. Really yeah, I'm not joking. 203 00:11:02,720 --> 00:11:05,760 Speaker 3: That makes me feel sick in my stomach. Sometimes they 204 00:11:05,840 --> 00:11:08,080 Speaker 3: just and they don't even detach it from their head. 205 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 3: They just didn't know. 206 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: Really, you're still there. 207 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:18,800 Speaker 9: She was fiddling with her hair, flopping with a. 208 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,920 Speaker 1: Bit of chicken hanging and her hair will travel. 209 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:22,439 Speaker 3: Well, that's exactly right. 210 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,040 Speaker 1: And the nose, because what if it's a sneaky one 211 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:24,760 Speaker 1: in traffic? Christin? 212 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:29,000 Speaker 3: Is that a sneaky picknak? Okay, yeah, it's not a scratch. 213 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,959 Speaker 3: We know it's not. I've never done that, of course, Kristin, 214 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,640 Speaker 3: what do you think the punishment should be? 215 00:11:33,679 --> 00:11:35,400 Speaker 7: I think they should be shot. 216 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:39,720 Speaker 1: Shot in the nose on side. Okay, you've actually you 217 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,120 Speaker 1: mentioned boring squad. 218 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,600 Speaker 3: It was never you, claricy. What is it? Why are 219 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:46,839 Speaker 3: men more likely to pick their nose than women? 220 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,960 Speaker 1: Because we're disgusting animals. I don't know. 221 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 3: That's a fair answer, thank you, Kristen. Nose pickers will 222 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:57,319 Speaker 3: be shot. 223 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 1: And Kristen's going to just shoot before asking questions. Sorry, 224 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 1: you have seen. 225 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,800 Speaker 3: Angela and Balga Hello, good morning. What should be against 226 00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:09,920 Speaker 3: the law and Angela people? 227 00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:11,160 Speaker 8: Sorry, I'm getting worked up. 228 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:15,160 Speaker 1: That's sentence. That's why he had people. 229 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:21,720 Speaker 8: People who walk around and have conversations on their mobile 230 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:26,240 Speaker 8: phone while it's on speaker phone. Yeah, and you can 231 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:28,240 Speaker 8: and then shouting at the phone and the people are 232 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:34,960 Speaker 8: shouting back, and they just steal it. 233 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,920 Speaker 1: Drives it crazy and makes it blood. Angela. 234 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,400 Speaker 3: Fine, we've all got to find I have to do that. 235 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: Yes, Angela, you fired up? How were you going to 236 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:44,840 Speaker 1: punish these. 237 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 8: People public flogging in the town square? 238 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 3: You're going to do that? 239 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 8: You're making me suffer listening to your conversation. Yeah, that's 240 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:55,920 Speaker 8: what it happened. 241 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,600 Speaker 3: Or put them in the stocks and we all get 242 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,720 Speaker 3: to go up and yell something at them. 243 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,839 Speaker 1: Past their friends still online. 244 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,280 Speaker 3: Speak of phone speakers. I love it. 245 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 1: You've had some therapy, you feel better. 246 00:13:14,080 --> 00:13:15,520 Speaker 3: It always helps to share. 247 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,320 Speaker 1: Angela got it off a. 248 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:25,920 Speaker 3: Chest Calen in Karena. Apart from telethon guests saying Karen, yep, 249 00:13:26,600 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 3: what's a petty thing that should be criminalized? 250 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,880 Speaker 10: When the people in the shopping centers walk through or 251 00:13:31,880 --> 00:13:34,600 Speaker 10: four side by side and they take up the whole 252 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:38,199 Speaker 10: aisle along every day? 253 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, especially if you're trying to you've got a bit 254 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 1: of Christmas shopping or something to do, call and drive 255 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:43,679 Speaker 1: you crazy. 256 00:13:45,440 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 3: Random, Yeah, I mean the soup marcotiles shouldn't need dividing lines, 257 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,920 Speaker 3: but sometimes you feel like it wouldn't hurt. 258 00:13:55,559 --> 00:13:57,760 Speaker 1: It's sort of like traffic those self awareness, isn't it? 259 00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:00,000 Speaker 10: That's it? No, I just don't care. 260 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,600 Speaker 3: Yeah, fair people who block the ears? What do you reckon? 261 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:04,560 Speaker 3: The punishment should be? 262 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,440 Speaker 10: I reckon, Well, it's they's going to be a taser 263 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:08,160 Speaker 10: or cattle pod. 264 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:12,920 Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah we did both. Move on, call it, 265 00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 1: call the cops and call a cocky. 266 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 3: Thanks thanks Will in Rockingham. What do you reckon? 267 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: Crocs and man buns? You've got it out in three words. 268 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 11: My list is extensive, but we'll start with that. We 269 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:33,320 Speaker 11: can sort that, will become a better place. They should 270 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,160 Speaker 11: all be given military. 271 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:39,800 Speaker 12: Style haircuts, proper shoes, and maybe potentially in ecxorcism, just 272 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:44,200 Speaker 12: to get this out of the possessed by a demon 273 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 12: of bad hate. 274 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,240 Speaker 1: A lovely day for exorcism. Will, how about this? 275 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 7: They could go on cruisers more the list. 276 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:55,840 Speaker 1: You have got a list, will cruisers? 277 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:58,240 Speaker 13: Before we wear those bags over their shoulders when they 278 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:00,000 Speaker 13: call them those eshues or whatever they call them. 279 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,840 Speaker 7: Right, they should all just. 280 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,320 Speaker 13: Be there, should be there, should be like people, they 281 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:08,640 Speaker 13: actually go around and fight these crimes. 282 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:13,080 Speaker 3: Of yes, he where cape? What about this one? Will? 283 00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 3: People who get to the front of a fast food 284 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,680 Speaker 3: line where the menu is above them, and it's only 285 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 3: when they get to the front of the line they 286 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,480 Speaker 3: start thinking about what it is they want. 287 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 1: Haven't done it in the que they can? 288 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:23,760 Speaker 7: They can. 289 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:27,160 Speaker 11: People who stop at a too lane roundabout where they 290 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 11: don't need to. 291 00:15:29,920 --> 00:15:31,680 Speaker 1: Actually, you've got to. You've got a book work, there's 292 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,960 Speaker 1: a whole chapter around. 293 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,720 Speaker 11: I've got no chip on my shoulder. 294 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 1: It's it's a willow. 295 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 3: Thanks will Oh. Yes, that's one that I hate. People 296 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,680 Speaker 3: in four wheel drives who pull right up to the 297 00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,400 Speaker 3: front of the intersection. So in my little tan, tiny 298 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:52,080 Speaker 3: tiny car. 299 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,560 Speaker 1: I can't see pass crane your neck to see what's 300 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 1: coming to stay. 301 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,480 Speaker 3: You know, a meter back you'll be able to see 302 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,640 Speaker 3: what's coming in every direction, and then so will I. 303 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,120 Speaker 1: And when you when someone does do the meterback thing 304 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,800 Speaker 1: and you go, oh, you get it. That's that's rare that. 305 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,760 Speaker 3: Sixty percent of people of fo wall drives don't know 306 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:10,480 Speaker 3: how to drive. A form wall drive the furtherest off 307 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 3: road that gets their driveway. 308 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,320 Speaker 1: You know that once that's done, you can't go until 309 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,960 Speaker 1: I've gone you can't see. 310 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,960 Speaker 3: I know I'm and also I'm trusting them when the vision, 311 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:22,600 Speaker 3: hoping that that means I can go. I'll get it first, 312 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,920 Speaker 3: Jackie and two j what have you got ford? 313 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 9: Hey, going guys, moch annoying thing when you've got to 314 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,560 Speaker 9: drive an hour to work every day is people in 315 00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 9: the right hand lane that go under the speed limit 316 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 9: and just sit there and don't move over. 317 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:43,960 Speaker 3: Along when they're driving parallel with the person in the 318 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:47,400 Speaker 3: left hand lane. That whatever happened to the old rule 319 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,400 Speaker 3: about you're not supposed to be in the right hand 320 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:53,000 Speaker 3: lane unless you're overtaking someone or you're actually turning right. 321 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,280 Speaker 9: And a lot of people say, look, you know, watch 322 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,120 Speaker 9: out for old men with hats on, and watch out 323 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:00,920 Speaker 9: for old ladies because they're the one to do it. Well, 324 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,440 Speaker 9: I'm a nana, and I get over to the other 325 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,919 Speaker 9: side of the lane. But I reckon, I reckon we 326 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 9: should punish them by boxing them in and making them 327 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:13,439 Speaker 9: go about twenty kilometers an hour and have everybody bipping 328 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:14,680 Speaker 9: at them and milliate. 329 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, get bippen. Love that, Jackie. 330 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,320 Speaker 3: I like that. I like a bit of public you know. 331 00:17:24,119 --> 00:17:26,719 Speaker 8: And neon light plice escort. 332 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, maybe a sign that says idiot next to me. 333 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,240 Speaker 14: Yeah, that's right on the. 334 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:37,359 Speaker 3: Car slashing sway and the signs approach is coming. 335 00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,600 Speaker 1: I love that. 336 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:44,639 Speaker 3: For the next five k's. Yes, yes, therefore idiot. 337 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 1: You do feel better now? 338 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 3: Thanks Jack? 339 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 9: Nowheries, guys have a lovely days. 340 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,960 Speaker 1: We come up to Alan Brookly. Steve's on the like, Steve. 341 00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 2: Good, how are you going good? 342 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,160 Speaker 3: What should be criminalized? 343 00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:01,280 Speaker 14: Steve blowing your nose and into your hand and wiping 344 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 14: it on the walls, or yeah, I was recently on 345 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:12,119 Speaker 14: a plane where this lady blow her hand into her 346 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:15,040 Speaker 14: hand and white that on those magazines in the back 347 00:18:15,080 --> 00:18:15,320 Speaker 14: of the. 348 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:17,560 Speaker 1: Y and then put the magazine back in the in 349 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: the thing. 350 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:18,880 Speaker 3: Do you know what I think? 351 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 14: And then the other day another one the kid had 352 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 14: a real snotty nose. She wiped that I'm with her 353 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:32,040 Speaker 14: fingers and then white that on her clothes. Then she 354 00:18:32,119 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 14: started picking up fruit and putting it back under the 355 00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:39,399 Speaker 14: shelf and the supermarket dirty filthy grub. 356 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:42,840 Speaker 1: And you're teaching your children bad habits. 357 00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:48,200 Speaker 3: Yes, so disgusting that the punishment stave What should the 358 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 3: punishment be? 359 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:54,560 Speaker 14: Name and shame and everybody that walks passes should be 360 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:57,119 Speaker 14: able to blow their hands, nose into their hands to 361 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,720 Speaker 14: wipe it all over there, and. 362 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,280 Speaker 3: No fly list for that first woman. 363 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,160 Speaker 1: It's disgusting. 364 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 14: Yeah, and then an intensive month long course. 365 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,720 Speaker 7: Of how to be. 366 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,680 Speaker 14: They can affect somebody else. 367 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,160 Speaker 1: Steve would make some money of this, get CLEENICX involved 368 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:15,760 Speaker 1: or something. 369 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:19,840 Speaker 2: You know, absolutely absolutely. 370 00:19:19,440 --> 00:19:26,680 Speaker 3: Said, that's absolutely thank you, Steve. Task Master Australia starts 371 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:29,760 Speaker 3: on Thursday on ten at seven thirty and the task 372 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,400 Speaker 3: Master himself, Tom Gleason is with a oller. 373 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,960 Speaker 13: Tom, tell me, oh, good morning, thanks for having me back. 374 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,359 Speaker 3: Thanks for coming on the show. For those unfamiliar with 375 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:45,879 Speaker 3: the UK version, tell us the premise of task Master, Well. 376 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,439 Speaker 13: We've got five comedians and they're there for the whole 377 00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:52,439 Speaker 13: ten episode. I set them tedious task to complete and 378 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:56,240 Speaker 13: then I get to score them and judge their efforts 379 00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,920 Speaker 13: and based on that pick a winner. So I'm giving 380 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 13: a position of power which I completely abuse. 381 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:06,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's your job, Tom. How about those comedians mate? 382 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:07,800 Speaker 1: Give us the list. 383 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 13: Well, there's Julia Morris, everyone I would know, and the 384 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:15,480 Speaker 13: thrill is she's normally you know, doing I'm a celebrity. 385 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,560 Speaker 13: Get me out of and getting people to do terrible, 386 00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:20,480 Speaker 13: terrible yes. And now I get to put her through 387 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:26,720 Speaker 13: the ringer, which is a joy. And so then we've 388 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,960 Speaker 13: got Luke McGregor as well, people might know from rose 389 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,600 Speaker 13: Haven on the ABC. We've got Jimmy Reese who used 390 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,919 Speaker 13: to be Jimmy Giggle with Giggle and Hurt. He's a 391 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,000 Speaker 13: former children's presenter who's reinvented himself as an online sense 392 00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:42,240 Speaker 13: very popular. 393 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,120 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. 394 00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,840 Speaker 13: And then we've got Nina Yarmer who people may have 395 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:50,360 Speaker 13: seen in Utopia. She's been on plenty of show She's 396 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,639 Speaker 13: probably a newer act. And Dannya Walker she won the 397 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:56,640 Speaker 13: Raw Comedy competition at the Melbourne Comedy Festival a couple 398 00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:59,919 Speaker 13: of years ago. She's been doing a lot of festivals 399 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:03,720 Speaker 13: of North Queensland and she is I reckon she's going 400 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,080 Speaker 13: to be everyone's favorite to be honest. 401 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:05,760 Speaker 1: Oh okay, you. 402 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:09,679 Speaker 3: Got to have sense to him, nor Queen. Do you 403 00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 3: get to come up with the task because they could 404 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,680 Speaker 3: be quite creative and all downright obsurd. 405 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 13: Yeah, well, the production company they come up with all 406 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:20,080 Speaker 13: that stuff. There are writers who look after that, which 407 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:23,399 Speaker 13: I'm thankful for because this show, like if you have 408 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,119 Speaker 13: seen the UK version, you know that the tasks are 409 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:30,639 Speaker 13: quite involved. They require problem solving and lateral stinking. But 410 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:33,320 Speaker 13: all the task in the Australian version they're all new. 411 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 13: They've never been done before. And not only that, the comedians. 412 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,800 Speaker 13: This is probably what amuses me the most. They actually 413 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:45,320 Speaker 13: completed more than forty tasks and we only used thirty 414 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 13: on air. So they completed all these tasks that we 415 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,679 Speaker 13: filmed and we didn't even use. 416 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:53,439 Speaker 3: It's a director's cut. Do you get to sneak in 417 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,760 Speaker 3: any extras? Like your task is to wash my car? 418 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,000 Speaker 3: Do my tax? 419 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:00,920 Speaker 13: Be self serving? 420 00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,119 Speaker 1: Well? 421 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:05,960 Speaker 13: One of their past is just to entertain me in 422 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,840 Speaker 13: the Moment's pretty to do because I'm not an easy laugh. 423 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:12,960 Speaker 1: Hey Tom, do you watch the UK show for you know, 424 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,520 Speaker 1: just or do you avoid it so you're not copying 425 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,160 Speaker 1: and you're doing your own thing, your own style. 426 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,080 Speaker 13: I watched a few episodes just to get the hang 427 00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,760 Speaker 13: of it. I mean, within not too many. I mean 428 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 13: Greg Davies, who hosts the UK version, I met few 429 00:22:26,400 --> 00:22:28,919 Speaker 13: years ago that I'm well aware of his act. So 430 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,040 Speaker 13: when I saw it, I'm like, oh, let me get 431 00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:34,200 Speaker 13: this straight. I have to sit in a chair rubbish 432 00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,160 Speaker 13: my fellow comedians in front of a live audience. I'm like, yeah, 433 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,439 Speaker 13: I've got the covers. That's pretty easy for me. 434 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,359 Speaker 3: Absolutely, Tom, you're on television. But do you like to 435 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:48,080 Speaker 3: watch television? And if so, what are you watching at 436 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:48,440 Speaker 3: the moment? 437 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,120 Speaker 2: Oh? 438 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:54,639 Speaker 13: Well, last night I actually watched a strain Survivor. I 439 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,840 Speaker 13: really enjoyed it. Yeah, yeah, I watched. Yeah, it's the 440 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,560 Speaker 13: heroes versus villain. I watched all of that. I even 441 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:05,160 Speaker 13: watched the project. That's that's how Channel ten I AM found. 442 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:05,720 Speaker 1: The new project. 443 00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,159 Speaker 3: Well, well, one broke their collar bone on the first 444 00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:11,880 Speaker 3: episode of Survivor last night. 445 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 13: I know, it was very exciting. They got to the 446 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:17,240 Speaker 13: side they were trying. They'd all colluded to boot one 447 00:23:17,280 --> 00:23:20,199 Speaker 13: person out, and then two of them were injured so 448 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:22,120 Speaker 13: they couldn't vote for them, and they decided to boot 449 00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 13: someone out anyway. Wow, I was really impressed. I already 450 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:25,400 Speaker 13: enjoyed it. 451 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,120 Speaker 3: Oh, they got the mass been set broken collar. 452 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,919 Speaker 1: Boats at all, not to do that toll before you gote? 453 00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,359 Speaker 1: Is it true the last time, the last time I 454 00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:33,760 Speaker 1: saw you on TV, I'm sure you were in a 455 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,240 Speaker 1: full hazmat suit. Is that because you had COVID. What 456 00:23:36,359 --> 00:23:38,040 Speaker 1: was going on there? Is it the Hogan thing? 457 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:38,400 Speaker 8: Yeah? 458 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,760 Speaker 13: Well that was the roast of Poor Hogan and it 459 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,240 Speaker 13: was on Channel seven, which is important to point out. 460 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,439 Speaker 13: You know, I work at the ABC nine, seven and 461 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:52,240 Speaker 13: ten on free lance. I'm not tied to anyone and 462 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 13: that that is absolutely true. At the roast of Paul 463 00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,959 Speaker 13: Hogan's the day of I tested positive to COVID, so 464 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 13: I couldn't in the same room, which is really upsetting 465 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,199 Speaker 13: because the only reason I did the show was to 466 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:03,920 Speaker 13: meet Paul Hope. 467 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,359 Speaker 3: Of course, can we borrow that suit? You might have 468 00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:08,600 Speaker 3: heard we've had some radioactive wasteful off the back of 469 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,160 Speaker 3: the track. 470 00:24:10,320 --> 00:24:12,240 Speaker 1: They trying to find it. 471 00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,320 Speaker 13: You've better radioactive kick pack, haven't you flying around out 472 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,240 Speaker 13: in the middle of nowhere? 473 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:22,240 Speaker 3: So it's just a fifteen hundred kilometer it's so bizarre. 474 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,399 Speaker 14: So funny. 475 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:24,399 Speaker 13: But the funny part is if you can't find it, 476 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,040 Speaker 13: then it's no danger. In a weird way, we're finding 477 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,200 Speaker 13: a part. We're actually happy that it's lost. 478 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,399 Speaker 3: It's going to be a seven foot high kangaroo company. 479 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: It's becoming famous as wag Spot at the mark of. 480 00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:45,320 Speaker 3: Tommy does Master Australia starts seven thirty on ten on Thursday. 481 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:46,240 Speaker 3: Lovely to Chat. 482 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,119 Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, Tom, Tom Gleason not in full has 483 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:52,920 Speaker 1: mat this morning? Yeah, We're all good. More crazy, Poor Lisa. 484 00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:54,879 Speaker 13: More podcasts soon. 485 00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 1: Here we are in the Wall, the fringe capital of 486 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: the world. 487 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,520 Speaker 3: Its West End star and multi award winning magician Ben 488 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,280 Speaker 3: Hard is making his Perth Fringe debut this year tonight, 489 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 3: in fact, at the wrecker Byite until February the fifth. 490 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:15,199 Speaker 3: Ben Hart, good morning, good morning. We're so glad you 491 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,440 Speaker 3: made it because this time yesterday you were in Paris. 492 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 15: That's right, I've just come off the plane. 493 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,359 Speaker 3: You've literally got off the plane. 494 00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,080 Speaker 15: Yeah, pleased to be here on morning radio. 495 00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:22,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. 496 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,800 Speaker 3: We asked if you'd had any sleep, and you said, 497 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,359 Speaker 3: I laid in the dark with my eyes closed. That's 498 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,920 Speaker 3: as close as. 499 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: It go of rest. 500 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:29,679 Speaker 15: Yeah, exactly. 501 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:30,040 Speaker 7: Rest. 502 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,159 Speaker 3: Well. I was going to ask, what do you make 503 00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:35,400 Speaker 3: of Perth so far? But you really have probably seen 504 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:36,640 Speaker 3: between the hotel and here. 505 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,760 Speaker 5: I think I managed to see almost all of Perth 506 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,520 Speaker 5: because my uber driver took the wrong turning. 507 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 1: Oh right, I was a bit late. 508 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,680 Speaker 15: We went all around the place. Looks lovely. I'm looking 509 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:44,639 Speaker 15: forward to seeing more of it. 510 00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:46,760 Speaker 5: After my show tonight, I have to go straight into 511 00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:48,359 Speaker 5: rehearsals and try and get that red light. 512 00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:48,760 Speaker 7: Yeah. 513 00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:51,080 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's no rest of the Wicked. So fortunately 514 00:25:51,359 --> 00:25:54,360 Speaker 1: Paris flying, pretend sleep and then bang, that's it. 515 00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 3: So how and when did you get into magic? 516 00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,360 Speaker 15: Well? 517 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,399 Speaker 5: I start when I was a little kid. I actually 518 00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 5: don't remember having a life without magic, so I must 519 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,080 Speaker 5: have been really really young and it was just a hobby. 520 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,240 Speaker 5: But like I think a lot of magicians, it crept 521 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,240 Speaker 5: up on me. I used to go to the library 522 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 5: and try and get magic books out. And then I 523 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 5: wasn't very good in school and I really like magic, 524 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:17,720 Speaker 5: and I thought, I think I'm just going to keep 525 00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,600 Speaker 5: doing this. Teachers would ask me to do homework, I 526 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 5: would just not do it, but seeing as I was 527 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,640 Speaker 5: into magic, I guess they thought, well, maybe he'll be okay. Yeah, 528 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,960 Speaker 5: and that's it. I wish I had a better story. 529 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,040 Speaker 5: I should have made one up my first time in Perth. 530 00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:32,800 Speaker 5: I could have made up the most amazing story that 531 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,920 Speaker 5: I got a letter from Hogwarts or does it. 532 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,800 Speaker 3: Start with a card trick? Does it start with rings? 533 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,400 Speaker 7: Or well? 534 00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 15: Yeah, I always liked inventing my own magic. 535 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:43,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, And I think when I was a kid 536 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:45,719 Speaker 5: it was really rubbish, and as the years go by 537 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,440 Speaker 5: it gets better and better, and now I think it's 538 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,240 Speaker 5: sort of okay. I used to like card tricks and 539 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:52,960 Speaker 5: coin tricks and all that sort of thing. Now in 540 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,760 Speaker 5: the UK, I perform a much bigger show than that, 541 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 5: but now I'm traveling so much, I'm sort of going 542 00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,480 Speaker 5: back to basics and doing a show which is almost 543 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,400 Speaker 5: entirely objects. 544 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:03,920 Speaker 15: Borrowed from the audience. 545 00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:04,239 Speaker 6: Right. 546 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,320 Speaker 5: We still perform on big stages, but we have a 547 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,679 Speaker 5: video camera so the audience can see things up close, 548 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 5: and it's like magic without any of that cheesy glitz 549 00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:15,240 Speaker 5: stuff that is maybe what stops people from liking. 550 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:20,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, Steve Carell movie about magic recently, that's got the Hollywood, 551 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,280 Speaker 1: the Vegas glitz. 552 00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,199 Speaker 5: I've tried to take all of that away so that 553 00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,639 Speaker 5: all that's left is just amazement and hopeful comedy and 554 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:28,120 Speaker 5: none of the stuff. That's kind of like, I've seen 555 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,680 Speaker 5: a lot of magic in my life and I'd be 556 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,480 Speaker 5: very pleased to not see another sequin. 557 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,120 Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like people like Dynamo. It's 558 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,720 Speaker 3: sort of changed that some of the way that people 559 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:42,280 Speaker 3: see it's that whole illusion thing as against Abracadabra. I'm 560 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,359 Speaker 3: pulling something out of a hatch. 561 00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,880 Speaker 5: I don't know what it was like here, but when 562 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,879 Speaker 5: I was growing up, there were no good role models 563 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,840 Speaker 5: for magicians. The magicians on TV were really cheesy and 564 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 5: you didn't want to didn't want to be around them. 565 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,199 Speaker 5: And then I guess I got lucky because in the 566 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,600 Speaker 5: time I've been doing magic, it suddenly become cool again. 567 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:58,040 Speaker 8: Yeah. 568 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:01,040 Speaker 5: So a lot of the dorks that into magic young 569 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:03,520 Speaker 5: and now the ones that get to do fun. 570 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,040 Speaker 1: Things, having the day in the investment. What about some 571 00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,760 Speaker 1: famous people, what's it like pranking boy George of all people. 572 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,920 Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I've done lots of strange things for celebrities 573 00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 5: in the UK and all over. They are just like 574 00:28:16,840 --> 00:28:19,200 Speaker 5: normal people. And what's amazing is that magic is such 575 00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,560 Speaker 5: a kind of a universal language that unites people. It 576 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:25,679 Speaker 5: doesn't matter who you are, everybody can sometimes have that 577 00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,800 Speaker 5: feeling of astonishment that you don't really get in. 578 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:28,440 Speaker 15: Day to day life. 579 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:28,680 Speaker 8: Yeah. 580 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:32,000 Speaker 5: Absolutely, I always think that I'm not a magician showing tricks. 581 00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:34,800 Speaker 5: I'm just a tour guide showing people the amazement that's 582 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,400 Speaker 5: already inside of them. 583 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,120 Speaker 15: Because a trick. There's nothing to it. 584 00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:40,040 Speaker 5: I'm just showing you that, oh inside of you is 585 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,040 Speaker 5: this feeling you've forgotten about. 586 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:43,560 Speaker 1: Joy? 587 00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:44,280 Speaker 15: Exactly right. 588 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 3: I see you've performed for royalty. Was it the windy one? 589 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:50,920 Speaker 15: Which one is that? 590 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:51,760 Speaker 1: That could be any of them? 591 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,360 Speaker 3: The one that's moved state hard he could do with 592 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,480 Speaker 3: a bit of magic at the moment? 593 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:57,960 Speaker 8: Who did you? 594 00:28:58,280 --> 00:28:59,960 Speaker 3: Was that like a variety of performance or something. 595 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,800 Speaker 5: I've done all sorts for different members of the royal family, 596 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,680 Speaker 5: and there is there is one who comes to my 597 00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,200 Speaker 5: shows frequently, but does it like on the down load 598 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,960 Speaker 5: comes in, it comes into the actual audience, and we 599 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,680 Speaker 5: have like a security check beforehand. 600 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,480 Speaker 3: Really, really, you're not going to tell us who it. 601 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:17,600 Speaker 7: Is that. 602 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,840 Speaker 15: I'm a magician. We got to keep our secrets. 603 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:21,840 Speaker 1: I don't think it was the spear. 604 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,000 Speaker 3: Now you like to use simple props, but I sort 605 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:29,040 Speaker 3: of think that that's more impressive where you know, I 606 00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 3: think some of the most amazing don't use the word 607 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,600 Speaker 3: trick or use the word illusion. Things I've seen have involved, 608 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,800 Speaker 3: you know, something pre prepared inside an envelope, but you 609 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:43,320 Speaker 3: you know, you're work your way towards and outcomes the 610 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:46,000 Speaker 3: whatever it was that, you know to be your first 611 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,719 Speaker 3: boyfriend's name was, and that's I just can't get my 612 00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:53,000 Speaker 3: head around. I know they're illusions. I know that they're 613 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,040 Speaker 3: you know, their tricks were, how do you do that 614 00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:56,560 Speaker 3: sort of thing? 615 00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,760 Speaker 16: I think you'd usually be disappointed. I always it's like royal, 616 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 16: just eat it. 617 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 1: Can you go through twenty four hours without someone asking 618 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,160 Speaker 1: you about how you did something well? 619 00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,400 Speaker 5: With a schedule like mine, I'm never in the same 620 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:13,120 Speaker 5: place for more than twenty four hours, so we try 621 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,680 Speaker 5: to keep on the move before those question. 622 00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,360 Speaker 16: But people do ask how things are done all the time. 623 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 5: I think that, yeah, I think that I kind of 624 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,520 Speaker 5: have to remind people that I keep the secrets so 625 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,719 Speaker 5: they don't have to. Like the reason for there being 626 00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 5: a secret is it is an act of giving. If 627 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 5: the secrets were interesting, we would tell you them. Really, 628 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,800 Speaker 5: magicians are guarding and empty. 629 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,840 Speaker 15: Safe secrets are always. 630 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,360 Speaker 5: Kind of boring. But everything in life the secret is 631 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:42,520 Speaker 5: kind of boring, isn't it. Like you don't want to 632 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 5: be told, oh, I fell in love and someone to say, oh. 633 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:46,640 Speaker 15: It was just chemistry. It's just chemicals. 634 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:49,880 Speaker 1: There's got to be a mystery behind it, or an 635 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 1: online scammer. 636 00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, the most impressive illusional trick you've. 637 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,200 Speaker 5: Ever seen, ever seen, well, the most amazing thing I 638 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:00,600 Speaker 5: ever saw. I think I can even tell the tell 639 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,360 Speaker 5: the listeners how it works. Most amazing they ever saw 640 00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,840 Speaker 5: was a guy whose name I don't remember, who was 641 00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:09,280 Speaker 5: a Spanish magician who took a like a fifty year 642 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:11,640 Speaker 5: own note out of his wallet and he folded this 643 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,280 Speaker 5: note into an origami boat. 644 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:16,840 Speaker 16: He put the boat on the floor and it sailed away. 645 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,040 Speaker 15: And I'm serious. 646 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,680 Speaker 5: And then I asked him how it's done, and he 647 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:24,920 Speaker 5: showed me that actually he had. He had waxed a 648 00:31:25,040 --> 00:31:27,680 Speaker 5: tiny little beetle to the underside of. 649 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,239 Speaker 3: The notes, waxed a beetle, and it carried it off. 650 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,320 Speaker 16: So the beetle carried the boat away into the distance. 651 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 15: Your be So the secrets are. 652 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:41,800 Speaker 1: Not usually that good beetle eenomally where children animals are. 653 00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 3: Now, you are going to do a little something something 654 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,200 Speaker 3: in the studio for us, which we will be able 655 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,440 Speaker 3: to put our socials later. 656 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 7: Sure. 657 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:51,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you said you've taken the sequence away. You've 658 00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:54,560 Speaker 1: taken away a sexy assistant as what I have. Sorry 659 00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 1: to discipline, No, no, we're good with that. All right, okay, Well, 660 00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 1: I thought I would start with this I've bought. 661 00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 15: You'll see. 662 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:05,160 Speaker 5: All I've got is the stuff I carried in my 663 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,600 Speaker 5: hand luggage on the plane. But I've got a book here, 664 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:09,240 Speaker 5: and I've got an envelope, and I don't worry. This 665 00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,200 Speaker 5: will not have a prediction of your boyfriend or whatever 666 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,880 Speaker 5: inside of it. But I do need you to make 667 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,240 Speaker 5: sure that that envelope is empty, and then it passes 668 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,880 Speaker 5: across you. We're in quite a big studio here, but 669 00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:18,520 Speaker 5: we'll reach across. 670 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 1: Have a good look. 671 00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,200 Speaker 15: Okay, check it empty, and then close it up. 672 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:26,280 Speaker 5: I can confirm empty, okay, closed up, sealed its self seal, okay, good, 673 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:27,880 Speaker 5: and hold on to this is folded that one. 674 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 15: Yeah. I'm going to flick for this book, okay, and 675 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 15: it's got. 676 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,240 Speaker 5: About see how many pages. Let's go about two hundred 677 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:36,240 Speaker 5: and fifty pages. Okay, say stop forming wherever you like, 678 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,719 Speaker 5: because I flicked through the book stopped there right there. 679 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,520 Speaker 15: Please remember the page number here that you've stopped on. 680 00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: Page number is yep. 681 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,080 Speaker 15: That closed the book. In fact, you can hold onto 682 00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,120 Speaker 15: the book, okay. Remember. 683 00:32:47,160 --> 00:32:49,560 Speaker 5: Okay, So now we've established the rules of the game. 684 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:52,280 Speaker 5: You could have stopped anywhere, but keep thinking about that 685 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 5: page number. Okay, you did have a good look inside 686 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,440 Speaker 5: of the envelope. For the people listening, we are all 687 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,520 Speaker 5: quite far away. In fact, this is kind of hard 688 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,400 Speaker 5: to reach across the Okay, so now this becomes an 689 00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:04,479 Speaker 5: experiment in a sort of psychic connection. 690 00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:09,080 Speaker 16: Okay, okay, I need you to tell me what page 691 00:33:09,200 --> 00:33:10,760 Speaker 16: number did you think of? 692 00:33:11,160 --> 00:33:12,920 Speaker 15: What page someone thinking of? 693 00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,200 Speaker 1: I can say that loud right now, yeah, one hundred 694 00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,240 Speaker 1: and sixty eight, I'm thinking. 695 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:21,720 Speaker 6: Okay, open, Will you take this pir of scissors for me? 696 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:27,440 Speaker 6: Cut open the top of the envelope, all right. 697 00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:35,040 Speaker 17: Careful, well, get your finger, open it up all it 698 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,920 Speaker 17: was empty, It was empty, and tell everyone what's. 699 00:33:38,800 --> 00:33:42,400 Speaker 3: Inside a torn bit of paper from the book. 700 00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 15: I don't want to go anywhere near the book. 701 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,360 Speaker 5: Will you pick up the book and picking up the book, 702 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,040 Speaker 5: flick through, you should find that there is a now 703 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,680 Speaker 5: a page with a corner torn off. 704 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 15: Be your page. 705 00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,000 Speaker 5: And will you just confirm that that really is the 706 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,600 Speaker 5: corner that matches placed them together. Make sure that that 707 00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:02,760 Speaker 5: really is you're choking, indeed the exact perfect that is match, 708 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,360 Speaker 5: a perfect match. 709 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:09,840 Speaker 3: No, get out, no, no, this was empty and I 710 00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:12,479 Speaker 3: held it and I was feeling it the whole time. 711 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:13,320 Speaker 2: Wow. 712 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,560 Speaker 1: No, look we have to say it. You're not going 713 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,600 Speaker 1: to answer. How did you do that? 714 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:20,040 Speaker 3: No, I don't want to know. 715 00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:23,400 Speaker 1: You're not going to answer. That is brilliant, Ben, my. 716 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 15: Psychic ability to make things tare themselves. 717 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:26,759 Speaker 1: Thank you, brilliant Ben. 718 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:27,759 Speaker 7: Wow. 719 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:33,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm without words. You can catch Better Heart live 720 00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,120 Speaker 3: at the Record Butt during Fringe until February five. That's 721 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:36,879 Speaker 3: what you can do. Jetly. 722 00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: That is amazing. 723 00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,920 Speaker 3: Exact tickets through fringeworld dot com, dot at you it 724 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 3: was empty. 725 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:47,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you, thanks, thank you. 726 00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:47,719 Speaker 15: Nice to meet 727 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,160 Speaker 7: Lisa.