WEBVTT - MINI: Dead Body in a Combi

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 2>This week, then on three Toby Tuesday when we do

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<v Speaker 2>three phone in's at the same time. We're looking for

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<v Speaker 2>your stories about transporting unusual things. Teenage phases one of

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<v Speaker 2>those all phases you went through and have you ever attacked.

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<v Speaker 3>An inanimal object? But teenage phases? What do you go through? Pats?

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<v Speaker 4>I wanted dreadlocks when I was sixteen. One of the

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<v Speaker 4>girls in our town had the most amazing dreadlocks. My

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<v Speaker 4>mum was horrified. I nearly got them, but I pulled

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<v Speaker 4>out at the last minute because I learned when you

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<v Speaker 4>want to get rid of them or grow them out,

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<v Speaker 4>you have to actually cut your hair really short. Yeah apparently,

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<v Speaker 4>and I thought, oh no, I can't have short hair.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish you went through that. If I could see

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<v Speaker 5>the photos of you with dread.

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<v Speaker 3>Loss, what about it's never too late?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it would look great for you to have dreadlocks.

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<v Speaker 5>Now, No, I don't think so, especially now that you're

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<v Speaker 5>popping up on Teman.

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<v Speaker 2>It would just be like a branding thing really, as

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<v Speaker 2>you know, news with the dreadlocks. No dreadlock lady, No, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, So hauseles transporting things.

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<v Speaker 3>You ever tried to.

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<v Speaker 2>Take anything in a car or hide a van or

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<v Speaker 2>anything and had hassles transporting anything unusual?

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<v Speaker 3>Jack, what did you try and move?

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<v Speaker 5>So when you're talking about transporting difficult things, I had

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<v Speaker 5>forgotten all about this. Did you guys have the fake

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<v Speaker 5>baby at high school? That was you meant to take

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<v Speaker 5>home and it was meant to teach you the responsibilities

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<v Speaker 5>of having a.

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<v Speaker 2>Real bat was called a flower baby. It literally was

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<v Speaker 2>like a pair of your mom's tights with like a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of kilos of flower poured in it, and you

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<v Speaker 2>had like a head and googly eyes on it, and

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<v Speaker 2>you meant you to carry it round. She realized what

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<v Speaker 2>a big deal it was to carry around and look

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<v Speaker 2>after a baby.

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<v Speaker 5>So by the time I got to school, it had

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<v Speaker 5>advanced into a robotic baby that looked like a baby Beyord,

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<v Speaker 5>but it actually had a computer in it that would

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<v Speaker 5>time how long the baby cried for and it would

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<v Speaker 5>give all this feedback to the teacher of how well

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<v Speaker 5>you did it looking.

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<v Speaker 3>After the baby.

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<v Speaker 5>I was the first person in the grade to get

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<v Speaker 5>the brand new robot baby that came to the school,

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<v Speaker 5>and I was so embarrassed about it that I remember

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<v Speaker 5>trying to put the baby because it would cry anytime

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<v Speaker 5>you're not holding it. Put the baby into my backpack

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<v Speaker 5>and zip it up to come from school.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that?

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<v Speaker 3>How old were you? I was fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Zipping a baby that you're supposed to be looking after

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<v Speaker 2>in a backpack.

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<v Speaker 3>And what did the robot baby report you?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, the robot baby shows it's cried, but I guess

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<v Speaker 5>it has no indicators to say, Hey, I was in

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<v Speaker 5>a backpack for an hour coming to school. Never give

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<v Speaker 5>this kid a try.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Three Tibby Tuesday, when we do three phone in's at

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<v Speaker 2>the same time. Have you got a story about transporting

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<v Speaker 2>or trying to move anything unusual.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's go to the line. Let's go to Jason.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, many many years ago, travel on my car. It stopped.

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<v Speaker 6>I tried everything I've got to get it started and

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<v Speaker 6>wouldn't start. Punch your whispering smash that ran by the mechanic.

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<v Speaker 6>They can't. I said, you can't fix a burner. Bring

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<v Speaker 6>me up. He goes to check this, yep, check that, yep,

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<v Speaker 6>check this, yep. Check your fuel gage. Oh no, it's

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<v Speaker 6>feel at the front of service station.

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<v Speaker 5>No you sort of brushed over it. Did you punch

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<v Speaker 5>your hand through the windscreen and.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't hear that, right, you punched the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>We also talk about with burning it as well, if

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<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't start. Jason now works for a roadside assistant. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>if you can't start, you can't hit burn it. It's part

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<v Speaker 2>of the.

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<v Speaker 6>Say yep the way.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Jason, thank you very much, Take care of mate.

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<v Speaker 3>Fine Cindy, Hi Christian.

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<v Speaker 7>When I was five, my mum actually transported a cockatail

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<v Speaker 7>on her Datson on the rest of her Jackson in

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<v Speaker 7>the cage on the roof.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the car. Yep, cockatail in the cage. Yep, amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>How was the cage secured to the roof of the Datson.

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<v Speaker 7>It was just tied down from the bottom of the cage.

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<v Speaker 2>I was saying, your mum, this is that thing where

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<v Speaker 2>you see guys sometimes with an entire mattress with just

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<v Speaker 2>the one right hand poking out the window. Whether your

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<v Speaker 2>mom just had a hand on the cage, it's almost

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<v Speaker 2>like a police siren. Before they had actual Simon says

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<v Speaker 2>just had canaries and cages. They were an emergency vehicle

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<v Speaker 2>pull over. Darren what's your story for us?

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<v Speaker 3>Then?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, look, I had a bit of a problem with

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<v Speaker 7>I soulded my lawn mower. I was having a bit

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<v Speaker 7>of a problem starting it.

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<v Speaker 3>You had that ripcord, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hard work.

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<v Speaker 7>Not if you don't get it started and pick it

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<v Speaker 7>up and throw it over the neighbor's back fence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, that's one way to try and start it.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess that that was in the instructions or something.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, well, obviously the instructions didn't entail having to knock

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<v Speaker 7>on the neighbor's door and ask from the lawnmower.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, growing up we had some some's going to

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<v Speaker 2>ask for your fallback, but not your actual law mower,

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<v Speaker 2>the strength.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack.

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<v Speaker 7>It was a lot of anger, and actually, as I

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<v Speaker 7>was picking it up, I'm thinking, bloody hell, this is

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<v Speaker 7>really heavy. Shouldn't have started this, but I was so angry.

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<v Speaker 7>I picked it straight up over the banks, straight over

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<v Speaker 7>the fence.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite it's quite a feat A few enjoyance that it

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<v Speaker 2>should have the world's strongest man. I don't have the

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<v Speaker 2>truck ball, but they should have the lawn mower toss

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of sort of the men out from the boys.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Darren, thank you very much. You cool, have

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<v Speaker 3>a good day.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Christian, John.

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<v Speaker 6>Here you go, and Christian, am I actually transported a

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<v Speaker 6>dead person in the combe?

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<v Speaker 5>Should we be worried?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? With old kidder John on the line? Now, the

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<v Speaker 2>body's not in the back is it with the hazard

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<v Speaker 2>lights on?

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<v Speaker 6>He was actually an old hippie and he's sting which

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<v Speaker 6>was transported in an old copy with pastickers all over it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh how awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>So instead of the old black traditional hears he was

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<v Speaker 2>in the back in the coffin like that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know you could do that. I thought it

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<v Speaker 3>was a legal one.

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<v Speaker 7>Actually, yeah, this is going back about fifteen twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>So do you have to have a special poet I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you have to have permits for everything in Australia, right,

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<v Speaker 2>but surely transporting a dead person imagine.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to go onto the council and apply for that.

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