1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,200 Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show. 2 00:00:03,960 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 2: This week, then on three Toby Tuesday when we do 3 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 2: three phone in's at the same time. We're looking for 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 2: your stories about transporting unusual things. Teenage phases one of 5 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 2: those all phases you went through and have you ever attacked. 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,920 Speaker 3: An inanimal object? But teenage phases? What do you go through? Pats? 7 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 4: I wanted dreadlocks when I was sixteen. One of the 8 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:26,040 Speaker 4: girls in our town had the most amazing dreadlocks. My 9 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:29,200 Speaker 4: mum was horrified. I nearly got them, but I pulled 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,480 Speaker 4: out at the last minute because I learned when you 11 00:00:31,520 --> 00:00:33,159 Speaker 4: want to get rid of them or grow them out, 12 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 4: you have to actually cut your hair really short. Yeah apparently, 13 00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 4: and I thought, oh no, I can't have short hair. 14 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,160 Speaker 5: I wish you went through that. If I could see 15 00:00:43,159 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 5: the photos of you with dread. 16 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:46,440 Speaker 3: Loss, what about it's never too late? 17 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 1: Yeah. 18 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:50,720 Speaker 3: I think it would look great for you to have dreadlocks. 19 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:53,000 Speaker 5: Now, No, I don't think so, especially now that you're 20 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:54,160 Speaker 5: popping up on Teman. 21 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:56,480 Speaker 2: It would just be like a branding thing really, as 22 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:01,200 Speaker 2: you know, news with the dreadlocks. No dreadlock lady, No, okay, 23 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 2: all right, So hauseles transporting things. 24 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:04,319 Speaker 3: You ever tried to. 25 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:06,440 Speaker 2: Take anything in a car or hide a van or 26 00:01:06,480 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 2: anything and had hassles transporting anything unusual? 27 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 3: Jack, what did you try and move? 28 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,920 Speaker 5: So when you're talking about transporting difficult things, I had 29 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 5: forgotten all about this. Did you guys have the fake 30 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,920 Speaker 5: baby at high school? That was you meant to take 31 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:25,360 Speaker 5: home and it was meant to teach you the responsibilities 32 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 5: of having a. 33 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 2: Real bat was called a flower baby. It literally was 34 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 2: like a pair of your mom's tights with like a 35 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:34,920 Speaker 2: couple of kilos of flower poured in it, and you 36 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 2: had like a head and googly eyes on it, and 37 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 2: you meant you to carry it round. She realized what 38 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,920 Speaker 2: a big deal it was to carry around and look 39 00:01:40,959 --> 00:01:41,679 Speaker 2: after a baby. 40 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:43,560 Speaker 5: So by the time I got to school, it had 41 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:47,600 Speaker 5: advanced into a robotic baby that looked like a baby Beyord, 42 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 5: but it actually had a computer in it that would 43 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,040 Speaker 5: time how long the baby cried for and it would 44 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,880 Speaker 5: give all this feedback to the teacher of how well 45 00:01:54,920 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 5: you did it looking. 46 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 3: After the baby. 47 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,080 Speaker 5: I was the first person in the grade to get 48 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 5: the brand new robot baby that came to the school, 49 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 5: and I was so embarrassed about it that I remember 50 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 5: trying to put the baby because it would cry anytime 51 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:10,680 Speaker 5: you're not holding it. Put the baby into my backpack 52 00:02:10,760 --> 00:02:13,840 Speaker 5: and zip it up to come from school. 53 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:15,600 Speaker 2: What is that? 54 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 3: How old were you? I was fifteen. 55 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,839 Speaker 2: Zipping a baby that you're supposed to be looking after 56 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 2: in a backpack. 57 00:02:23,919 --> 00:02:26,360 Speaker 3: And what did the robot baby report you? 58 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,519 Speaker 5: Well, the robot baby shows it's cried, but I guess 59 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:30,360 Speaker 5: it has no indicators to say, Hey, I was in 60 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 5: a backpack for an hour coming to school. Never give 61 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:36,239 Speaker 5: this kid a try. 62 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. 63 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,360 Speaker 2: Three Tibby Tuesday, when we do three phone in's at 64 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,280 Speaker 2: the same time. Have you got a story about transporting 65 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:46,640 Speaker 2: or trying to move anything unusual. 66 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 3: Let's go to the line. Let's go to Jason. 67 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:52,640 Speaker 6: Yeah, many many years ago, travel on my car. It stopped. 68 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,320 Speaker 6: I tried everything I've got to get it started and 69 00:02:55,520 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 6: wouldn't start. Punch your whispering smash that ran by the mechanic. 70 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,839 Speaker 6: They can't. I said, you can't fix a burner. Bring 71 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 6: me up. He goes to check this, yep, check that, yep, 72 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 6: check this, yep. Check your fuel gage. Oh no, it's 73 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,360 Speaker 6: feel at the front of service station. 74 00:03:12,919 --> 00:03:16,519 Speaker 5: No you sort of brushed over it. Did you punch 75 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:18,480 Speaker 5: your hand through the windscreen and. 76 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,359 Speaker 3: We didn't hear that, right, you punched the guy. 77 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:23,160 Speaker 2: We also talk about with burning it as well, if 78 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 2: it wouldn't start. Jason now works for a roadside assistant. Well, 79 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,520 Speaker 2: if you can't start, you can't hit burn it. It's part 80 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 2: of the. 81 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,560 Speaker 6: Say yep the way. 82 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:37,920 Speaker 3: All right, Jason, thank you very much, Take care of mate. 83 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 3: Fine Cindy, Hi Christian. 84 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 7: When I was five, my mum actually transported a cockatail 85 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 7: on her Datson on the rest of her Jackson in 86 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:51,560 Speaker 7: the cage on the roof. 87 00:03:51,440 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 3: Of the car. Yep, cockatail in the cage. Yep, amazing. 88 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 3: How was the cage secured to the roof of the Datson. 89 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:05,960 Speaker 7: It was just tied down from the bottom of the cage. 90 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 2: I was saying, your mum, this is that thing where 91 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 2: you see guys sometimes with an entire mattress with just 92 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 2: the one right hand poking out the window. Whether your 93 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 2: mom just had a hand on the cage, it's almost 94 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,120 Speaker 2: like a police siren. Before they had actual Simon says 95 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 2: just had canaries and cages. They were an emergency vehicle 96 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 2: pull over. Darren what's your story for us? 97 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:25,640 Speaker 3: Then? 98 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 7: Oh, look, I had a bit of a problem with 99 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 7: I soulded my lawn mower. I was having a bit 100 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 7: of a problem starting it. 101 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,080 Speaker 3: You had that ripcord, that's it. 102 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, hard work. 103 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:38,839 Speaker 7: Not if you don't get it started and pick it 104 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,719 Speaker 7: up and throw it over the neighbor's back fence. 105 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that's one way to try and start it. 106 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 2: I guess that that was in the instructions or something. 107 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,120 Speaker 7: Yeah, well, obviously the instructions didn't entail having to knock 108 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,160 Speaker 7: on the neighbor's door and ask from the lawnmower. 109 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:51,920 Speaker 6: Yeah. 110 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:53,840 Speaker 2: I mean, growing up we had some some's going to 111 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,120 Speaker 2: ask for your fallback, but not your actual law mower, 112 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:57,680 Speaker 2: the strength. 113 00:04:59,480 --> 00:04:59,680 Speaker 3: Jack. 114 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 7: It was a lot of anger, and actually, as I 115 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,839 Speaker 7: was picking it up, I'm thinking, bloody hell, this is 116 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:09,960 Speaker 7: really heavy. Shouldn't have started this, but I was so angry. 117 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,719 Speaker 7: I picked it straight up over the banks, straight over 118 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:13,159 Speaker 7: the fence. 119 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 2: Quite it's quite a feat A few enjoyance that it 120 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:17,400 Speaker 2: should have the world's strongest man. I don't have the 121 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,520 Speaker 2: truck ball, but they should have the lawn mower toss 122 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,320 Speaker 2: that sort of sort of the men out from the boys. 123 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 3: All right, Darren, thank you very much. You cool, have 124 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:24,000 Speaker 3: a good day. 125 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,479 Speaker 1: Thanks Christian, John. 126 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 6: Here you go, and Christian, am I actually transported a 127 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 6: dead person in the combe? 128 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 5: Should we be worried? 129 00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:34,279 Speaker 2: Now? With old kidder John on the line? Now, the 130 00:05:34,320 --> 00:05:36,040 Speaker 2: body's not in the back is it with the hazard 131 00:05:36,080 --> 00:05:36,479 Speaker 2: lights on? 132 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 6: He was actually an old hippie and he's sting which 133 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 6: was transported in an old copy with pastickers all over it. 134 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,120 Speaker 3: Oh how awesome. 135 00:05:44,160 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 2: So instead of the old black traditional hears he was 136 00:05:47,480 --> 00:05:50,359 Speaker 2: in the back in the coffin like that. 137 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 6: Yeah. 138 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:52,840 Speaker 3: I didn't know you could do that. I thought it 139 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 3: was a legal one. 140 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:57,080 Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, this is going back about fifteen twenty years ago. 141 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,400 Speaker 3: So do you have to have a special poet I 142 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:01,760 Speaker 3: don't know. 143 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,640 Speaker 2: I know you have to have permits for everything in Australia, right, 144 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 2: but surely transporting a dead person imagine. 145 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 3: You have to go onto the council and apply for that. 146 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast