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Speaker 1: The Woman Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's fight sized.

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Speaker 3: I would love to hear from you right now, give

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Speaker 3: us a call. Thirteen one oh six five, Ye had

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Speaker 3: something so bizarre, so absurd, so dramatic happened in your life?

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Speaker 3: Like your microphone spinning away from you.

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Speaker 4: Have you had a soap opera moment in your life

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Speaker 4: real life?

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Speaker 5: So far?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Is it just me?

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Speaker 1: Or are you?

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Speaker 4: Are you a big what's going on over there?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Your microphone's swinging around here?

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Speaker 2: In thirteen when I was six five, Amy, you've had

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Speaker 2: a soap opera moment in real life?

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Speaker 6: It was crazy boys, So I was dating my a

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Speaker 6: teacher that we worked at the same school in Japan.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, it's like a subteacher, or it's another teacher, another teacher.

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Speaker 2: It would have been been disappointed if it was a subject. No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm just a joke there, Amy, just a joke. There's okay,

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Speaker 2: two teachers over in Japan.

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Speaker 4: You're hooking up with him?

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Speaker 5: Go on over in Japan.

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Speaker 6: We both and part of the deal was if we

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Speaker 6: worked to this school, no one could date each other.

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Speaker 3: They had very Oh yeah, was it a bit saucy, Amy,

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Speaker 3: like you know you and the you and the squash courts.

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Speaker 4: It's the sauciest place I could think of it. High school.

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Speaker 2: Be honest, Amy, was there ever a moment where you

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Speaker 2: got a little bit sexy on the school grounds?

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Speaker 5: Hey, look, I don't kiss and tell boys.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've ever heard one, Amy go on. What happened?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 5: So we formed like madly in love. We go He

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Speaker 5: was a full time resident. I wasn't, so I took

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Speaker 5: life for a special visa.

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Speaker 6: We were like, I was talking first.

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Speaker 5: Kind of boyfriend love, even though it wasn't my quest,

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Speaker 5: but just so in love. We start looking at apartments,

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Speaker 5: we get a place together, he's moved in. Then it's

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Speaker 5: wrapping up to the end of my contract and they

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Speaker 5: do a big ball for the me that I was

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Speaker 5: with that was sponsoring me, but he wasn't sponsored by

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Speaker 5: the same company.

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Speaker 4: So we go to the ball.

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Speaker 5: I'm sitting down next to this lady at the ball

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Speaker 5: and she goes, oh my god, you know my husband

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Speaker 5: he has a photo of you in his office.

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Speaker 2: Oh God.

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Speaker 5: And he's like, yeah, you're his work colleague, his best friend.

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Speaker 5: And I'm like what he calls up the photo of

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Speaker 5: the god?

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Speaker 4: So what's what's the wash? Up there, Amy, do you

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Speaker 4: confront him?

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Speaker 5: So I spent about like I spent so, I took

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Speaker 5: a selfie with the wife and I sent her to

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Speaker 5: him and I was like ha ha what And I

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Speaker 5: didn't return his calls for a while. I considered it

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Speaker 5: because I was like, it was a big cultural thing,

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Speaker 5: because like divorce in Japan is like a business Japanese.

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Speaker 4: Is he Jeapanese?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: He was.

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Speaker 5: He was French ne by day for French.

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Speaker 3: Business.

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Speaker 4: I imagine you got out of there never spoke to

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Speaker 4: him again. Again, Well done, cool, gee whiz. Life is

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Speaker 4: a soap opera. There you go, look out for the

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Speaker 4: frenchmen in Japan to do it again for your orders. Beg,

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Speaker 4: let's go to mel here.

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Speaker 2: Now you have had a soap opera moment in real life.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what happened? So my auntie and uncle, who are

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Speaker 1: brother and sister. That's an important distinguished.

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Speaker 4: Auntie, uncle, brother sister. That makes sense. Yeah, uncle on

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Speaker 4: the same side of the family. So they're not together. No,

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Speaker 4: it's very confusing.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, So so one of your parents siblings brother

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Speaker 3: and sister.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, they both have their own long term partners

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Speaker 1: and then and they were all very close. They all

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Speaker 1: hung out all the time, got on the beers, did

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Speaker 1: all the stuff. Well, one night, yeah, one night they

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Speaker 1: got on the beers, had a few too many, and

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Speaker 1: the partner of my aunt and uncle put together, oh wow.

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Speaker 4: I really do do all this stuff, don't they? And

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Speaker 4: so the other did the aunt and uncle.

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Speaker 2: But like, no, no, no, no, no, watch like, were they

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Speaker 2: like involved in some regard.

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Speaker 4: It's a good question. O.

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Speaker 1: No, not until not until that night, and that the

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Speaker 1: neighbor busted them. He heard he heard something going on

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Speaker 1: in the backyard. In the backyard, Mike, your neighbor busted. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the neighbor busted them, went rounded on the front door,

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Speaker 1: said to my uncle, you might want to check on in.

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Speaker 4: The backyard because you had it was his wife. Your

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Speaker 4: wife's banging your sister.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, no, you just made it ten

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Speaker 3: times more dramatic because your wife's banging him back. It

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Speaker 3: was good enough as it was, but we love it

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Speaker 3: in Mayo here. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 6: Boys on the Full Show podcast, you know you want

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Speaker 6: to