WEBVTT - MINI: Junk Drawer

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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>In every house everybody has that chunk draw. You don't

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<v Speaker 2>really know what it originally stored. One day you're just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to open it, and often something like a screwdrivers,

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<v Speaker 2>some random things like channel. It stops even opening it,

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<v Speaker 2>and then when you open it it's just a sorted cramp.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it overflows because there's so many stuff in

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<v Speaker 3>our life that doesn't have a place to go.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, shove it in that draw, junk random draw.

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<v Speaker 4>So it starts for us. It's started off. I put

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<v Speaker 4>put the.

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<v Speaker 2>Batteries right classic one, and I got an old, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>cutlery drawer.

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<v Speaker 4>So when I get pack the double, a's where the

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<v Speaker 4>nice mate go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's clever.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, nothing in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>You've seen the state of the studio. Nothing can stay

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<v Speaker 2>in there. I can't color within the lines. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>saying life and there's a kid at school. So now

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<v Speaker 2>it's like it's not batteries anymore. There's like foreign coins. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's just like old sort of child must be a

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<v Speaker 2>nest of various charging cables, some small torches. Then there's

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<v Speaker 2>plasses as well, and some neurofan.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, actually Gordy can access the draw the miscellaneousdraw on

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<v Speaker 3>what he loves at the moment is band aids, because

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<v Speaker 3>he put at any one time he's got five band

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<v Speaker 3>aids on him up and down his corner.

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<v Speaker 2>Rio more time learning language than playing doctors and nurses.

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<v Speaker 2>Needs a few words with that, young Gordy, So PASSI

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<v Speaker 2>what have you got in your junk draw?

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<v Speaker 5>You know? Probably the most ridiculous thing Chris inherited when

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<v Speaker 5>both his parents passed this. I don't know. It's like

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<v Speaker 5>a firelighter thing from their old fireplace. It's like a

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<v Speaker 5>big thirty centimeter.

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<v Speaker 2>Thing inheritance pieces. Nowin're going to say inherited, is that's

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<v Speaker 2>drunk draw?

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<v Speaker 4>All these old.

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<v Speaker 5>But it has absolutely no use. And I think it's

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<v Speaker 5>got sentimental sort of value to him because he was

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<v Speaker 5>the one that used to help win.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it one of those things that click click click in.

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<v Speaker 4>Your wildly available every seven eleven?

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<v Speaker 5>And so it's a weird thing. Actually looks like an

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<v Speaker 5>old fountain pin. But apparently they used it to start

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<v Speaker 5>up their old fire bank in their old house. I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know, I haven't seen it before, but it's so

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<v Speaker 5>long and it always gets stuck up the top of

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<v Speaker 5>the drawer.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't it work anymore?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got that in your drunk draw Yes, it's family heirlooms.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't throw it away because.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the junk draw I know.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, where else do you put it?

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<v Speaker 2>Like grandads in there? Oh that's granded in man, I

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<v Speaker 2>just need those double as actually, but.

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<v Speaker 5>I curse it every day because it gets stuck.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like.

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<v Speaker 2>In the way I might get my ashes. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you can have your your your ashes turn into anything.

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<v Speaker 2>I might come back as double a battery, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm used to the kids. They have still loved

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<v Speaker 2>Dad charging them up.

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>What is in your junk drawer at home? Nine four

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<v Speaker 2>one four one o four three Hey be of good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, good morning everyone morning.

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<v Speaker 4>They take us to them. What's random stuff in that

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<v Speaker 4>junk draw home?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, So I have in my in my kitchen bottom

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<v Speaker 6>drawer every key from every house.

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<v Speaker 4>I have moved in random keys.

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<v Speaker 6>Including you know, luggage locks and everything else. In fact,

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<v Speaker 6>I even have teeth doating back forty five years ago

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<v Speaker 6>from the house in the UK where I used.

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<v Speaker 7>To live as a kid.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my God, I know, I know.

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<v Speaker 4>To take a road show them next time they're down under.

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<v Speaker 6>And you know why I can't throw them out because

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<v Speaker 6>I guess you know, there's that emotional connection, not that

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<v Speaker 6>I even know which one is emotional.

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<v Speaker 2>Take you five days to get back into the old house,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not that one.

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<v Speaker 4>And I've got a window locked for around the back.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's also I'm really scared if I threw them out,

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<v Speaker 6>what if somebody has found them and broke into somebody's

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<v Speaker 6>house and then it chased back to me.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a lot of thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>Draw It was like a draw for thoughts, if you only.

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<v Speaker 4>Had a drawer that you could put those old sort

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<v Speaker 4>of strangers. I do know what you mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Only throughout a couple of weeks ago, I was having

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<v Speaker 2>a big sort out the keys to my old house

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<v Speaker 2>that we had seven years ago, that I lived in

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<v Speaker 2>for twelve years and the kids were raised. And I

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<v Speaker 2>found it very I found it actually quite emotional getting

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<v Speaker 2>rid of the old key. You're right, it's out front door.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's knowing that you can never go back.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, exactly, but you've still got a place in your

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<v Speaker 6>heart for it.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, the keys to my heart. Draw all right,

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<v Speaker 4>lovely cool, Thank you very much for sharing. Have a

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<v Speaker 4>good week.

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<v Speaker 6>Bye.

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening to the Christian o' kyle's show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast Russian this morning. What's in that random junk draw?

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<v Speaker 2>Every home house one? It's either always at the top

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<v Speaker 2>or the bottom, never in the middle. It's one or

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<v Speaker 2>the other. Jack Whear's yours?

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<v Speaker 3>Where at the bottom?

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<v Speaker 4>Got to move up there, young son of rummaging around

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<v Speaker 4>in there? Patsy, where's yours?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm going to be contra. No house is in

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<v Speaker 5>the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're a middle Jordan Babbage? Babbage, what a surname, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like an old sort of VFL fullback Babbage has it.

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<v Speaker 2>Babbage was a rough, old dirty player in my mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Countless instruction manuals are those ones where you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>throw them out. I've got a friend of mine who

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<v Speaker 2>has them in a four folder, all of those clear

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<v Speaker 2>and the light in the alphabet as.

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<v Speaker 4>I could never be that person. It's always because you

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<v Speaker 4>always wondering.

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<v Speaker 2>I might need to know what that symbol F twelve

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<v Speaker 2>era nine thousand and one means.

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<v Speaker 4>So I just get my instruction manuals out. And that's

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<v Speaker 4>a toaster. We haven't. We got married twenty five years,

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<v Speaker 4>don't own any more. Where have they gone? Good morning, Dell,

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<v Speaker 4>Hello morning, how are you. I'm going down a great weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>What is in your junk draw Well.

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<v Speaker 8>I haven't got your random, normal junk draw I have

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<v Speaker 8>got the biggest loly shop you can think of.

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<v Speaker 4>So what have you got in their lobbies?

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<v Speaker 9>I've got lollies.

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<v Speaker 8>Of chocolate and I know exactly where every sina. If

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<v Speaker 8>anyone touches it, there's big trouble.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, someone breaks in.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you can tell the police that's the prince.

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<v Speaker 4>I will and then hound them into there.

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<v Speaker 8>I love it. I know what's on the left, I

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<v Speaker 8>know what's on the right, and it's moved.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get out all right down on a rampage, all right.

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<v Speaker 4>Down, lovely stuff, Thank you, thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>Was that the bog and we got warned about still

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<v Speaker 3>coming up?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Good No, it's always good to know in advance. Lynn,

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<v Speaker 4>good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>How are you all.

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<v Speaker 4>We're great, Lena. Did you have a good weekend? Lynn?

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<v Speaker 7>Absolutely? Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 4>And Lynn? What's in your junk drawer?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, we'll start off with those super little white pizza

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<v Speaker 7>tables that come with takeaway pizzas.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, yeah, it's like a little table from ill.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know, let's just say it. I've got a

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<v Speaker 7>little container of hair ties. I got some juice box

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<v Speaker 7>things I brought that don't fit the juice boxes. You know,

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<v Speaker 7>they containers for the juice boxes. It doesn't fit, and

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<v Speaker 7>bad and trucked them out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah that was a.

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<v Speaker 7>Bare e bay. Fine. Oh I've got I've got a

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<v Speaker 7>tape measure.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got shoelacesola, but always that tape measure.

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<v Speaker 4>Always in the junk draw.

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<v Speaker 7>All the little containers. If the lemon chicken sauce came in,

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<v Speaker 7>I got it. We used to call it a junk

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<v Speaker 7>drawer in my day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, we're still doing these days. Is this what

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<v Speaker 4>it is? It's the junk drawer, Yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>And if that's the cleaned up version too, I clean

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<v Speaker 7>amount a while ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah all right, I can't believe those pizza box fox

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<v Speaker 3>white tables.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you never know, you might need to put one

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<v Speaker 7>on top of the cake when you put blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, all right then, Lynn, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>You go, okay, sane Susie question, good morning, good morning,

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<v Speaker 2>Susi're welcome show. What's in your junk drawing.

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<v Speaker 9>I just thought it was, you know, real keepsake my

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<v Speaker 9>two daughters first haircut, and also my partner's haircut when

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<v Speaker 9>he had a long ponytail. It was beautiful, long and

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<v Speaker 9>curly and a ginger color. And I've put them all

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<v Speaker 9>in separate bags and labeled them. And I've actually just

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<v Speaker 9>realized that my daughter's got her dolly's first haircut in

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<v Speaker 9>a bag as well. She wanted to add to the collection.

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<v Speaker 4>Is it just is it just the hair in bags

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<v Speaker 4>in that draw?

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<v Speaker 9>No triple A batteries. We've got some super glues, We've

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<v Speaker 9>got suction cut books.

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<v Speaker 6>We've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Doorhooks on the back of those doors, the hooks, yes, yeah, yeah, We've.

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<v Speaker 9>Got dice, random dice from games and old torch.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, I thought the hair because obviously that a

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<v Speaker 4>personal thing, especially that beautiful ginger ponytail, would go somewhere,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, like in a special draw in the bedroom

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<v Speaker 4>or something.

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<v Speaker 9>We just couldn't find appropriate spots, shot mary condos or

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<v Speaker 9>dealt with that.

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<v Speaker 3>She went, does it still spark joy the ginger ponytails?

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<v Speaker 4>Because it does?

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<v Speaker 1>My god, You and I've often dreamed of having a

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful strawberry ponytail boken out the back, any proper gentleman,

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<v Speaker 1>what is it gorgeous looking?

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<v Speaker 9>He went totally bored after that, so I knew he'd

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<v Speaker 9>never grow that here again.

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<v Speaker 4>So he went He went.

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<v Speaker 2>Baled, but had the ponytail, not seeing that sort of

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<v Speaker 2>sort of friar sort of monk look.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 9>Once he got rid of the ponytail, he shoved it,

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<v Speaker 9>and then it got shorter, and as he got balder,

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<v Speaker 9>it got shorter, and now he's just bucks zero cut

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<v Speaker 9>your bogs cut.

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<v Speaker 2>Zero goes An addresses. I just want to zero actually

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<v Speaker 2>minus five.

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<v Speaker 4>Please to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've been chatting about your fellows a dome. All

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<v Speaker 2>my mind's in a car ride.

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<v Speaker 4>Now the head I told you not to talk about

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<v Speaker 4>the porn.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe you could get some of that alpatchy hairs from

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<v Speaker 2>the kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Make a cheap two pale work quilt for his hair.

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<v Speaker 9>Draw with super police.

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<v Speaker 3>He's such caps as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Ponytail on the front, have it going forward. The ponytail

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<v Speaker 2>is coming all forward. I'd love a guy I'd work

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<v Speaker 2>from a boss who had that can look forward coat ponytail.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, Susie, thank you very.

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<v Speaker 9>Much to give us a call thank you have a

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<v Speaker 9>good joke.

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