WEBVTT - MINI: Dad's Got This

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast The Weekend. For me, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all about tonight. We must to call tonight. Dad's got this.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife is going away until tomorrow afternoon in our house.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like and if my wife pulled me aside

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<v Speaker 1>yesterday and went, have you got this?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we need a babysitter for the kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Also been working with you at times, work with you

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<v Speaker 1>to raise these children. They're fourteen and sixteen. We've got

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<v Speaker 1>them together this far. She's like you this because Friday

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<v Speaker 1>and also Friday night for the kids, end of the

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<v Speaker 1>term today for them is Shenanigan's and that's why she spooks.

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<v Speaker 1>And even I'm like, have I got this? Because there's

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<v Speaker 1>two of them, two of them, and the it's so

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<v Speaker 1>bloody smart and I'm so thick. Child one right there,

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<v Speaker 1>almost seventeen year old, that's the one who's got Shnanigan's plan. Tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>You just dropped me off here. Then where we go

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. We're going somewhere else, and then we're

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<v Speaker 1>going somewhere else, and I'm like, oh this somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad's got this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if I get this child one. That's

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<v Speaker 1>why I call my kids have mother learning the her names.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, child one, come here, child two, Child one,

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<v Speaker 1>the almost seventeen year old. Right, she's after school, she's

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<v Speaker 1>got all her closed ready, she's getting changed at another

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<v Speaker 1>friend's house. They're all going back there Shenanigan's. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>can you turn up at five o'clock. One of her

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<v Speaker 1>friends is her birthday today. Right, she's bought She's bought

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<v Speaker 1>her mate a nice orchard in a pot. Okay, posh

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<v Speaker 1>friends around our way? She said, can you bring the orchid?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you bring the orchid? Wait, get this, Bring the

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<v Speaker 1>orchid at five o'clock. Leave it on the doorsteps. Do

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<v Speaker 1>not do not ring the doorbell, because once I roll

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<v Speaker 1>the door b right, and they don't invite me in

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<v Speaker 1>for drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I ended up staying for six hours. Ruby went home? Right,

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<v Speaker 1>I stay was exact. Do not ring the doorbell, Get

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<v Speaker 1>in the car, get out of there. Text me saying

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<v Speaker 1>the orchid is on the doorsteps. Fida's on the doorstep.

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<v Speaker 1>The eagles fly upside down in the summer. Then come

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<v Speaker 1>back at seven o'clock to take us to a restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>for dinner, and then I'll be back around you pick

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<v Speaker 1>me up somewhere at midnight, this mysterious couple of hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, don't be seen. Come and pick us up wearing

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<v Speaker 2>black cloak while you drive.

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<v Speaker 1>Weight around the corner. So, yeah, Dad's in charge. It's

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<v Speaker 1>all about this Friday night. Thank you. If I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>here Monday, you know it's all about what went down Shenanigans,

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie boy, what's knock off Friday few? Mate?

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to buy a knife after the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you mean a knife? You don't? Just no, one

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<v Speaker 1>says I go to buy knife? Who are you boor

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<v Speaker 1>by knife? Going to it by night? I'm here to

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<v Speaker 1>by knife? Do you have knife?

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<v Speaker 2>We're actually not looking for a knife set. We're looking

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<v Speaker 2>for one knife, one powerful main cutting knife.

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<v Speaker 1>What's you up to?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it cooking? Cooking?

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<v Speaker 1>Never know with you what the hipsters might be uple to,

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<v Speaker 1>getting into some sort of husband and wife knife throwing

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<v Speaker 1>out to the weekends. Whatever gets your rocks off.

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<v Speaker 2>So the argument of the moment, banker wants to go

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<v Speaker 2>to the high end chef's hat where you get the

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<v Speaker 2>good stuff. I just want to go to dfo Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>places plastic with sales signs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that place, it's got nine thousand pots of pants

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<v Speaker 1>ingriddles everywhere you can just about squeeze into the taill there.

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<v Speaker 1>Whether it's just like the back, what a great way

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<v Speaker 1>to do your shot. Why not bring all the crap

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<v Speaker 1>you've got out of the back and just put it

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<v Speaker 1>in the front. Like the shop the warehouse.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to buy stuff, you've got to collect

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<v Speaker 2>more things on your way to the register to get there.

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<v Speaker 1>So you go into that place, they're like, you're yellow

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<v Speaker 1>with like Big Shoppie ninety nine point nine. It seems

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<v Speaker 1>good because it's cheap, so she's obviously one. You're going

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<v Speaker 1>to get a high end chefs.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, that argument is still go on going The

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connor Show podcast