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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast The Weekend. For me, it's

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Speaker 1: all about tonight. We must to call tonight. Dad's got this.

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Speaker 1: My wife is going away until tomorrow afternoon in our house.

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Speaker 1: This is like and if my wife pulled me aside

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Speaker 1: yesterday and went, have you got this?

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Speaker 2: Do we need a babysitter for the kids?

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Speaker 1: Also been working with you at times, work with you

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Speaker 1: to raise these children. They're fourteen and sixteen. We've got

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Speaker 1: them together this far. She's like you this because Friday

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Speaker 1: and also Friday night for the kids, end of the

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Speaker 1: term today for them is Shenanigan's and that's why she spooks.

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Speaker 1: And even I'm like, have I got this? Because there's

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Speaker 1: two of them, two of them, and the it's so

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Speaker 1: bloody smart and I'm so thick. Child one right there,

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Speaker 1: almost seventeen year old, that's the one who's got Shnanigan's plan. Tonight.

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Speaker 1: You just dropped me off here. Then where we go

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Speaker 1: I don't know. We're going somewhere else, and then we're

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Speaker 1: going somewhere else, and I'm like, oh this somewhere else.

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Speaker 2: Dad's got this.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I get this child one. That's

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Speaker 1: why I call my kids have mother learning the her names.

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Speaker 1: I go, child one, come here, child two, Child one,

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Speaker 1: the almost seventeen year old. Right, she's after school, she's

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Speaker 1: got all her closed ready, she's getting changed at another

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Speaker 1: friend's house. They're all going back there Shenanigan's. She said,

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Speaker 1: can you turn up at five o'clock. One of her

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Speaker 1: friends is her birthday today. Right, she's bought She's bought

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Speaker 1: her mate a nice orchard in a pot. Okay, posh

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Speaker 1: friends around our way? She said, can you bring the orchid?

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Speaker 1: Can you bring the orchid? Wait, get this, Bring the

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Speaker 1: orchid at five o'clock. Leave it on the doorsteps. Do

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Speaker 1: not do not ring the doorbell, because once I roll

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Speaker 1: the door b right, and they don't invite me in

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Speaker 1: for drinks.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: I ended up staying for six hours. Ruby went home? Right,

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Speaker 1: I stay was exact. Do not ring the doorbell, Get

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Speaker 1: in the car, get out of there. Text me saying

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Speaker 1: the orchid is on the doorsteps. Fida's on the doorstep.

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Speaker 1: The eagles fly upside down in the summer. Then come

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Speaker 1: back at seven o'clock to take us to a restaurant

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Speaker 1: for dinner, and then I'll be back around you pick

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Speaker 1: me up somewhere at midnight, this mysterious couple of hours.

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Speaker 2: Again, don't be seen. Come and pick us up wearing

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Speaker 2: black cloak while you drive.

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Speaker 1: Weight around the corner. So, yeah, Dad's in charge. It's

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Speaker 1: all about this Friday night. Thank you. If I'm not

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Speaker 1: here Monday, you know it's all about what went down Shenanigans,

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Speaker 1: Jackie boy, what's knock off Friday few? Mate?

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Speaker 2: We're going to buy a knife after the show.

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Speaker 1: Do you mean a knife? You don't? Just no, one

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Speaker 1: says I go to buy knife? Who are you boor

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Speaker 1: by knife? Going to it by night? I'm here to

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Speaker 1: by knife? Do you have knife?

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Speaker 2: We're actually not looking for a knife set. We're looking

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Speaker 2: for one knife, one powerful main cutting knife.

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Speaker 1: What's you up to?

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Speaker 2: Is it cooking? Cooking?

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Speaker 1: Never know with you what the hipsters might be uple to,

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Speaker 1: getting into some sort of husband and wife knife throwing

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Speaker 1: out to the weekends. Whatever gets your rocks off.

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Speaker 2: So the argument of the moment, banker wants to go

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Speaker 2: to the high end chef's hat where you get the

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Speaker 2: good stuff. I just want to go to dfo Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: places plastic with sales signs.

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Speaker 1: Oh that place, it's got nine thousand pots of pants

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Speaker 1: ingriddles everywhere you can just about squeeze into the taill there.

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Speaker 1: Whether it's just like the back, what a great way

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Speaker 1: to do your shot. Why not bring all the crap

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Speaker 1: you've got out of the back and just put it

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Speaker 1: in the front. Like the shop the warehouse.

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Speaker 2: If you want to buy stuff, you've got to collect

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Speaker 2: more things on your way to the register to get there.

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Speaker 1: So you go into that place, they're like, you're yellow

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Speaker 1: with like Big Shoppie ninety nine point nine. It seems

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Speaker 1: good because it's cheap, so she's obviously one. You're going

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Speaker 1: to get a high end chefs.

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Speaker 2: Now, that argument is still go on going The

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