Speaker 1: It's a Christian a Commons show podcast.
Speaker 2: Just hearing that Amy Shark stuff. Jack give us the
Speaker 2: news that only Jack Post can have where most of
Speaker 2: us if we didn't record an interview, it didn't record
Speaker 2: the interview, and we all had Friday's moment of the
Speaker 2: fouled Amy Shark interview with Jack Posts. And then within
Speaker 2: a couple of hours.
Speaker 3: The podcast angels are looking down on me. Amy recorded
Speaker 3: a video on her laptop at her end sent me
Speaker 3: the video and I can use the audio from the video,
Speaker 3: stitch it all together. I'm saved.
Speaker 2: This is kind of pirouet and skate on them through
Speaker 2: this all this tornado of crap oder. Everybody in radio,
Speaker 2: if you've had a decent kind of a number of
Speaker 2: years under your belt, you've all got a story about
Speaker 2: an interview that didn't record. Okay, but it didn't record.
Speaker 2: There's no magic kind of mending it afterwards. And that's
Speaker 2: how I thought you were now going to get your
Speaker 2: first what I would call war wounds. You know, we've
Speaker 2: all got shrapnel rooms from a long career in radio.
Speaker 2: And I finally thought, this is a coming ange moment
Speaker 2: of you. You finally got like in I think as
Speaker 2: leather weapon too, where Mel Gibson starts showing that lady
Speaker 2: all his very scars on his body from a life
Speaker 2: in the force. I finally thought you were gonna have
Speaker 2: your first radio scar. Healed up within hours.
Speaker 3: It was a blank. Yeah, you didn't even even pierce
Speaker 3: the skin.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 3: It doesn't look so sad. You guys should be happy
Speaker 3: that the podcast goes ahead next week.
Speaker 4: Honestly, you are sainted or something.
Speaker 2: Yes, he is in your life. Yeah, yeah, So over
Speaker 2: the weekend, highlight of my weekend was and this is
Speaker 2: what we are now where you know this is the
Speaker 2: so called highlight just because it was something different from
Speaker 2: a normal weekend at the moment was the fast I
Speaker 2: put my through Friday night, six o'clock, so I ordered
Speaker 2: the takeaway early and the kids were going, we don't
Speaker 2: want to take away at five o'clock. Went, it's the
Speaker 2: best time to get it because it's quiet. Then I
Speaker 2: think they turn up. They got their most. They're not
Speaker 2: as tied like two or three hours. They've already made
Speaker 2: a couple of dishes. They're getting a little bit sloppy,
Speaker 2: a little bit irritable when you straight out the gate.
Speaker 2: That's really doing your best work in a takeaway place.
Speaker 4: I didn't even know they delivered it five yeah, but
Speaker 4: deliveries fast too, because you beat the rush.
Speaker 2: Suddenly at five twenty two, he's outside. He's on the
Speaker 2: street waiting for the handover. By the way, I noticed
Speaker 2: because I was sound from the front of the house
Speaker 2: waiting for him to turn up. Right. It says, who's coming,
Speaker 2: gives you a name and if you want I didn't
Speaker 2: know this, and I did because I was bored. It
Speaker 2: says you can click to find it more information about them.
Speaker 2: You know that you do with a Nuba driver, you
Speaker 2: know where they go. Raoul Is has got excellent conversation
Speaker 2: skills of this this this person. I didn't know there
Speaker 2: was a category for this excellent handover.
Speaker 4: That's awesome.
Speaker 2: So what were you like about that? Anyone in life,
Speaker 2: we can all be rated and how we are in
Speaker 2: a handover situation made me nervous about do you remember
Speaker 2: that you at sports stage you ever had to do
Speaker 2: the reday? I was forever dropping there or the pressure
Speaker 2: of that baton change over because you can three other
Speaker 2: people would just hate you and everybody else if you've
Speaker 2: got that bat and change iver wrong even at the
Speaker 2: Olympics if you've seen when people just drop it and
Speaker 2: you think you've been training for four years and even
Speaker 2: you get it wrong. So anyway, we had the early takeaway,
Speaker 2: so then at six o'clock from six o'clock onwards on
Speaker 2: a Frida night until six o'clock Saturday night, no food.
Speaker 2: It wasn't too bad until Saturday lunchtime. Then it was
Speaker 2: really bad because I had to make the kid to
Speaker 2: lunch and I was making them cheese toasties and just
Speaker 2: smelling that that melting cheese.
Speaker 3: To stay away.
Speaker 2: You stay away from the food you can't. And they
Speaker 2: were like waving their hot sandwiches under my feet, and
Speaker 2: you would do if your dad was doing that, of
Speaker 2: course you're going to wind him up. I really was
Speaker 2: so tested just to quietly when they left the kitchen,
Speaker 2: I was clear on the most. I saw a little
Speaker 2: lump of cheese, a little mouse. No I didn't, but
Speaker 2: I picked it up and I stared at it. I thought,
Speaker 2: do you know what, I want to stay at this
Speaker 2: for a minute. If I still feel hunger in a minute,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna eat this little bit of cheese. And
Speaker 2: I thought, I can't break it for a lump of cheese.
Speaker 2: So I made it through till six o'clock. Well done,
Speaker 2: It's hardgoing. I'll doing it again this week.
Speaker 3: Really well, you have a glow this morning.
Speaker 2: I think it's because I've eaten in the last twenty
Speaker 2: four hours. That's why I'm.
Speaker 1: Going the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: Podcast, Jack, what's the latest with the socks?
Speaker 3: The socks? I mean, I haven't talked about anything on
Speaker 3: this show that has tapped into the public consciousness more
Speaker 3: than wanting to bulk by a whole lot of new socks.
Speaker 3: I'm still getting a week on. I'm still getting messages
Speaker 3: about what is the best sock to bulk buy. Haven't
Speaker 3: updated my socks in three years, and I want to
Speaker 3: do it all at once, maybe get good ten fifteen pairs.
Speaker 3: The standout of the callers we had last week was
Speaker 3: probably the guy with the Marino woolf suggestion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't have a look over the weekend.
Speaker 2: I was even in terms of the impact, Jack. I
Speaker 2: was doing my shop in Woolworths on Saturday, getting barbecue
Speaker 2: sauce if you want to know, went for sweet Baby
Speaker 2: raised at the end, which is really put at woolworst
Speaker 2: but very very good barbecue sauce record to me, I
Speaker 2: recommended my Hamish blake because I was doing this chicken
Speaker 2: which I'll talk about later anyway, I I was looking
Speaker 2: at some socks in there, thing it socks. Maybe I
Speaker 2: will get try some of these, seeing what they had
Speaker 2: because I saw some of the ones that were recommended
Speaker 2: in Woolworths. And a lady walks by with a trolley
Speaker 2: and goes, which one are you going to get? I
Speaker 2: looked at her like and I thought, oh ah, oh right,
Speaker 2: I went, I don't know, but this one's too high.
Speaker 2: I don't want it too near the knee. I want
Speaker 2: it just short, but not too short and not too long.
Speaker 2: What have you done?
Speaker 3: In the end, So people are worried about buying socks
Speaker 3: and getting the right one. The guy suggesting Marino will
Speaker 3: was icebreaker that he says brand, Yeah, fifty dollars per pair.
Speaker 3: Now that is at the high end of what you want.
Speaker 2: I went on the website that money can come down
Speaker 2: if you go from micro.
Speaker 3: Oh what's a micro?
Speaker 2: I've got no idea.
Speaker 4: It'd be a fine.
Speaker 2: How they used these words now and we'll go, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: because it's a micro one, and then I think, I
Speaker 2: don't until you've asked. Actually, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Does it mean micro Lorino? I can't really, it was
Speaker 2: just a little one. He's not one of the bigger guys.
Speaker 2: There's we just called it ten bucks. We can't get
Speaker 2: twenty five dollars for a foot of.
Speaker 3: It either way. It looks like I don't have to
Speaker 3: go with icebreaking sad. Someone messaged me and said, go
Speaker 3: straight to the sauce. I have a sock suggestion for
Speaker 3: you in New Zealand, the home of Marina.
Speaker 2: Who's just going to put a load of it in
Speaker 2: an envelope, a jiffy bag.
Speaker 3: It's practically coming straight off to the shore.
Speaker 2: Go to the out packers themselves, the outpacker Union.
Speaker 3: So this I haven't got him yet.
Speaker 2: I've ordered.
Speaker 3: I just did a three pack. Too risky to bulk
Speaker 3: buy the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you take it easy.
Speaker 3: But instead of that's like life's work.
Speaker 2: Okay, make this a life's work. Three They must be
Speaker 2: going right, imagine doing that order. They see it today
Speaker 2: right at nine o'clock. Orders though the weekend for people
Speaker 2: will bulk buying three packs in Australia. Who gets three.
Speaker 3: It came in a pack of three. If you go,
Speaker 3: if you go for the pack of three, comes down
Speaker 3: to twenty dollars per pair. So still at the upper
Speaker 3: end pod your paper sock, but it's not fifty dollars
Speaker 3: per pair, and it is pure hundred percent merino wool.
Speaker 2: Describe the sock to me cradling the foot, cradling the foot,
Speaker 2: and then in terms of north of the ankle.
Speaker 3: I will say it's a little higher than I would
Speaker 3: have wanted. Not up, not halfway up.
Speaker 2: There's a shark going out.
Speaker 3: No no, no no no, hear me out, hear me out.
Speaker 3: I would say maybe a thumb's width off the shoe.
Speaker 3: So somembtimes with sorry thumbs one going up. Thumb's length it's.
Speaker 4: A bit like an anklet, a bit higher than an ankle, higher.
Speaker 3: Than an ankler. Yeah right, I'll go a thumb in
Speaker 3: a half length.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a good you'll need it over the way.
Speaker 2: Can we put on Facebook and Instagram how big your thumb?
Speaker 2: It's a bit. We can have an approximation. Otherwise it
Speaker 2: means nothing.
Speaker 3: So I'll be the the canary down the mine for
Speaker 3: the I won't tell you the brand yet because I
Speaker 3: don't want to endorse them.
Speaker 2: You get them. How long is it going to come
Speaker 2: from M zeal Yeah? Exactly what's this twenty twenty five
Speaker 2: they're going to turn out?
Speaker 3: I know there's a bubble between the.
Speaker 1: Bubble jack he Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend, I was watching a movie and sort
Speaker 2: of scene. We've all seen the scene many times in
Speaker 2: the movie where character will just go into a shower
Speaker 2: and then just turn it on. Yes, yeah, right, I've
Speaker 2: seen it a billion times. Never thought anything of it.
Speaker 2: But there was a fast or something and everything was
Speaker 2: irritating me and I paused at rewounded like, no one
Speaker 2: does that. You don't kind a savage just goes into
Speaker 2: a shower. You never just turn it on, do you stand?
Speaker 2: You turn it on, leap back out the way and
Speaker 2: wait until it's doled.
Speaker 3: It sounds you gotta get you got to get the temperature.
Speaker 3: There's a movie, what's the Whole Cogan sorry, Whole Hogan
Speaker 3: movie where he's babysitting.
Speaker 2: Or feeling in the suburban commando. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: he in that not over familiar with Whole Hogan's category movies.
Speaker 2: And when you say movies, you know include those dodgy online?
Speaker 2: Are you? Is that on IMTB? Is that a porn
Speaker 2: person TV has?
Speaker 3: In whatever the babysitting one is. They rig up powder
Speaker 3: somehow into the shower and so he goes, stands right
Speaker 3: directly under it, turns it on and all the poweruse.
Speaker 3: But you never stand under the shower like that. The
Speaker 3: only thing that would get powdered in real life is
Speaker 3: his hand checking the temperature.
Speaker 2: That's right. And also what is it about even your
Speaker 2: own shower? So you get into that shower all right,
Speaker 2: and you dial it into a right little nanu bits,
Speaker 2: isn't it? You just you do it not even one millimeter.
Speaker 2: It's like point not millimeters.
Speaker 3: It's like cracking a safe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've got the telescope temperature right, No one touches that.
Speaker 2: In twenty four hours you go back into that shower,
Speaker 2: that things moved itself as an overnight. Why is that
Speaker 2: so anyone? I'm watching this thinking, no one does that.
Speaker 2: They only do this in movies, And then I was wondering,
Speaker 2: why has anyone invented a shower where like the thermostat
Speaker 2: these days, you can go up and down on a
Speaker 2: digital thing. Can't you set the temperature? Your whole home
Speaker 2: could be heated to seventeen point two degrees.
Speaker 3: Well, that's pretty gone for a shower, but till.
Speaker 2: The kids just put on a wet suit or something
Speaker 2: to keep warm. Why can't you set a shower temperature,
Speaker 2: save it like you like a setting, and then it
Speaker 2: just go to that temperature. Why can't we do that?
Speaker 3: So true? I bet in the top end of town
Speaker 3: that does exist somewhere.
Speaker 2: Never heard that phrase. Were a big fan of it
Speaker 2: right away to the top end of town.
Speaker 3: I bet Eddie Maguire just pushing.
Speaker 2: Him and Sam Newman and warning, they're all in the
Speaker 2: top end of town. They've got shower settings. They just
Speaker 2: plug in the coordinates to that heating and it's then, uh,
Speaker 2: if anyone has got one those, maybe that's already been invented. Sure,
Speaker 2: it can't be that hard to do it. Otherwise. I
Speaker 2: just got to think, these days everything is so smart,
Speaker 2: you know, with smart technology in our homies, why can't
Speaker 2: you just set the shower? The other thing, by the way, now,
Speaker 2: think about it. Things you only see movie scenes. What's
Speaker 2: about the other one where a character's brushing his teeth
Speaker 2: and then starts off a chat with somebody else. No
Speaker 2: one does that. You're not having a conversation with you
Speaker 2: at the half when you've got a mouthful of two payers.
Speaker 1: Christian o'connells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Last Monday run about this time. I was talking about
Speaker 2: how my kids told me about a game they play
Speaker 2: to get warmed up for their drama lessons, right, and
Speaker 2: then it's called the Alphabet game, And what it is
Speaker 2: is the drama teacher gives them a topic, names of
Speaker 2: cars or something, and then they've all got to go
Speaker 2: around and in the sequence of the alphabet A through
Speaker 2: the Z case you're wondering what the alphabet is, just
Speaker 2: explaining it and they get them all warmed up. I
Speaker 2: thought this would be a great thing to do in
Speaker 2: the first hour of the show on a Monday, So
Speaker 2: we sort of stumbled on air with it last Monday,
Speaker 2: and you know, we thought it was okay. I thought
Speaker 2: it's okay, we had fun doing it all right. Friday,
Speaker 2: our boss comes in gathers the whole team. All right,
Speaker 2: I thought it was gonna be more good news about
Speaker 2: another pay cup, but no, I can wait until Christmas Eve.
Speaker 2: You can wait, we're laughing too hard of that, and
Speaker 2: it's not even one of those has no. No, she
Speaker 2: wanted to bring us all together just she this is
Speaker 2: very kind. She want a great thing to do. She
Speaker 2: went through a long list of all of her favorite
Speaker 2: bits of the show last week, and then she said,
Speaker 2: she's stuck it in, Right, really stuck it in. We're
Speaker 2: stuck it up the guts to the Alphabet Game. Couldn't
Speaker 2: just leave it with the compliments. Let's just go out high,
Speaker 2: finding each other and carrying each out on our shoulders
Speaker 2: out the door. Right had to mention three times the
Speaker 2: stink of the Alphabet Game, and she left the studio,
Speaker 2: and we were like, did you think it was No?
Speaker 2: I thought it was okay.
Speaker 3: I also feel the language she used was as if
Speaker 3: we were all in agreeance and had already agreed that
Speaker 3: the Alphabet Game was actual.
Speaker 2: We know, I think we all know we won't be
Speaker 2: hearing that again. I'm thinking I thought we were actually
Speaker 2: the only thing that is platinum for next week at
Speaker 2: the moment used to return of the Alphabet Game. Friends,
Speaker 2: we have not heeded her words. It comes back today,
Speaker 2: not just we're doubling down on this. The boss tried
Speaker 2: to be the boss, the boss, the boss. She said,
Speaker 2: let's not have that back again again by no management.
Speaker 5: To mend.
Speaker 2: And now worry that everyone listening is their antennai are up?
Speaker 2: If we just rolled into this, have we spoken them
Speaker 2: too much? We're now that now they're going to be
Speaker 2: listening too critically to what is essentially this show is
Speaker 2: really radio wallpaper.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you get away with the alphabet game if
Speaker 3: it's just background noise.
Speaker 2: Now we're making a big buss production saying we're sticking
Speaker 2: with it despite the boss saying get rid of three times?
Speaker 2: What do we think if there was anything we can
Speaker 2: approve them? Last week, it's the only game we've ever
Speaker 2: involved playing with the producers.
Speaker 3: Do you think it was there?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I'm meanly are asking the question if
Speaker 2: we had to look for a week link, is it
Speaker 2: Patsy or the producers? Oh, come of it, it's never me,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's quite good at the game last week?
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, yeah, all right, So do we want
Speaker 2: to warm up round? Before we asked the listeners to
Speaker 2: text in what topics we could try and do the
Speaker 2: alphabet of this week? Yeah? Okay, all right? So who up?
Speaker 2: From the producers. Are we going to have on to play? Rio?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Rio? Are you good to play? Born to play? All right,
Speaker 2: Patsy remember Patsy. You remember how it works? Yeah? Oh yeah, yes, sas.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: Double serving of SATs and Patsy. All right, let's go
Speaker 2: with Oh no, honestly, I actually get tents playing this game.
Speaker 2: As everyone got up. By the way, the alphabet on,
Speaker 2: I've got the alphabet. Yes, let's go with vegetables. Now
Speaker 2: we've done that. I don't know what that is. There
Speaker 2: we go here, it is all right, sixty seconds starting now,
Speaker 2: starting with Rio. You take a four the vegetables. Vegetables,
Speaker 2: I told you, joke to joke, joke.
Speaker 3: Are we going to.
Speaker 2: Go broccoli, uliefowl, d D vegetable? Oh that is hard,
Speaker 2: blimey umm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: Imagine going to the grocers or the super Monkey.
Speaker 3: And I'm walking through the vegetable there's a dim Sims.
Speaker 2: You have vegetables in We'll taking it from now, moving
Speaker 2: on from f you.
Speaker 4: Fbi. Oh, oh the clock's getting faster.
Speaker 2: The cocker state, Oh you can have had fung guy. Yes,
Speaker 2: mush build mushrooms of course, flaffle.
Speaker 3: I think we've gone backwards from where we were last.
Speaker 2: Perce, come on everyone, right, game fans is on. We're
Speaker 2: going to play it properly.
Speaker 1: Next Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: The Boss, The Boss, The Boss. She said, let's not
Speaker 2: have that back again by no management.
Speaker 3: To Mega, can I say one thing about the opener?
Speaker 3: Can you queue it up again? When I said to Rio,
Speaker 3: say Sue and then the Boss, I meant like that
Speaker 3: is drifting off, like echoing into the background. Not just
Speaker 3: say the Boss three times.
Speaker 2: So try the Boss. The Boss, The Boss. She said,
Speaker 2: Let's not have that back again again. Alright, See the
Speaker 2: Boss has tried to get us to stop this feature.
Speaker 2: We did it last Monday, okay, based on again that
Speaker 2: my kids told me they play before they do drama
Speaker 2: at school. It's called the Alphabet game. The teacher gives
Speaker 2: you a topic and you meant to go through the
Speaker 2: alphabet like a teamwork thing. The letter that lands a
Speaker 2: new defg haychi and you go through the alphabet. We
Speaker 2: thought we try it as a warm up first out
Speaker 2: of the show on a Monday. I thought it's okay.
Speaker 2: Last week Soon mentioned on Friday's meeting three times about
Speaker 2: how stinky it was. We decided to double down on it.
Speaker 2: It's staying for now. So when we're going to try
Speaker 2: and do to ap piece the boss, she sent me
Speaker 2: a text message. You know she loves them cats. Yes,
Speaker 2: I mean, if it's a choice between us, we can.
Speaker 2: I think we do cat names. Alphabet game with cat names. Okay,
Speaker 2: for the.
Speaker 3: Boss, what's a cat name?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an exactly exactly. Let's try and tip it
Speaker 2: in our favorite sixty seconds. Okay, team, let's try and
Speaker 2: get to Z with cat names. Okay, starting with a
Speaker 2: Andrew Andrew cat.
Speaker 3: Oh, mister Benedict Benedict, Yeah, yeh.
Speaker 2: Patsy d Ah Dominic.
Speaker 3: Okay, E four Ernie feline clever, little Humphrey.
Speaker 2: Miss, don't worry, he's just one of the producers, Governor.
Speaker 2: I mean the alphabet you've only just learned it. He
Speaker 2: only like nineteen years of age, Governor. I like it
Speaker 2: for a big Tugby one. Yes, Patsy my h would
Speaker 2: be Herbert Emmy kins An he thinks a kurtne uh.
Speaker 3: Miss mister Jingles Jingles.
Speaker 2: Little louis what you do in British. This is why
Speaker 2: you don't let the bankroom team, front of house, Kenny Kenny,
Speaker 2: Kenny's a great one, El Lisa, mister mister someone's a
Speaker 2: fan of mister mister.
Speaker 3: Oh half way, pretty good, way halfway?
Speaker 2: All right, let's just take the temperature of the alphabet game.
Speaker 2: Is it back next week or was Sue the Boss? Right?
Speaker 3: I think it was good.
Speaker 4: I thought it was fun.
Speaker 2: Rio don't play next week.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So in the next twenty minutes, we're going to go
Speaker 2: around telling you about our weekends because we just so
Speaker 2: much stuff's happened. Patsy, What is the song that sums
Speaker 2: up your weekend?
Speaker 4: Just the most horrifying experience. Yesterday, boys, there's been a
Speaker 4: bit of this happening when everyone's working at home. Yesterday
Speaker 4: the Love God was skyping with one of his mates
Speaker 4: on his laptop. Anyway, I was in the shower and
Speaker 4: his laptop was running low and he charges it in
Speaker 4: the bedroom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've tried that one. Why is it blugged in
Speaker 2: next little bed? That's the only PowerPoint that I couldn't reach. Anyway,
Speaker 2: no history on there either, virus.
Speaker 4: I don't check his laptop. That's business, his business.
Speaker 2: What he does on that lege exactly. It was between
Speaker 2: him and the laptop.
Speaker 4: Anyway, He came into the bedroom cradling the laptop in
Speaker 4: his arms so as not to break their conversation. Baby, Yes,
Speaker 4: him and Clint, they'll talk about their new podcast. Anyway,
Speaker 4: he failed to realize that I was walking out of
Speaker 4: the bathroom after having just got out of the shower,
Speaker 4: not dressed. So Clint got well, he got the premium package,
Speaker 4: didn't he.
Speaker 6: Because the Mama, Mama, Mama, Mama, mama.
Speaker 4: My lovely lady Lembry singing bump. He was treated too,
Speaker 4: and it was majorly, majorly embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Couple of things. Said Patsy, I feel sorry for you, right,
Speaker 2: I mean, this is you know where the world right now,
Speaker 2: people skyping people. You don't know whether or not. I
Speaker 2: just need to make clear to everybody Patsy chose that
Speaker 2: sign on people thinking, you know, they've tuned into the
Speaker 2: nineties on Triple Lemma Canes. Oh, Patsy's um throw of
Speaker 2: the week again, guys, am, I right, she came to
Speaker 2: us with that clip. Okay, So I just want to
Speaker 2: know that is not us choosing that song because I
Speaker 2: feel very uneasy, right, why, I just need people to
Speaker 2: know that. That's all. I don't people think that I've
Speaker 2: played that in some kind of whacky lot. Does he
Speaker 2: always have that there case she gets some things out
Speaker 2: or something. No, it's just that one. So what did
Speaker 2: what did you do? I mean, that's it? What can
Speaker 2: you do?
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm here trying to cover up my bits in
Speaker 4: christ As and Clint's like cli Clint's face was like
Speaker 4: I can't even describe what Clint's face was like.
Speaker 2: Listen, just I'm just going to ask a question here,
Speaker 2: and that's what my job is. Sometimes I don't have
Speaker 2: the answer. Do you think Chris.
Speaker 4: You No, No, he's just totally oblivious.
Speaker 2: Let me ask your second question. Have you guys seen
Speaker 2: recently the movie in Decent Proposal? I'm just going to
Speaker 2: leave it there. That's all.
Speaker 1: Just going to leave it there, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: If you are to pick a song that would I'm
Speaker 2: not the weekend you just had? What would it be?
Speaker 2: That's what I'm asking Jack and Pats and we do
Speaker 2: every Monday. Pantsy just told us about the accidental nidity online. Yes,
Speaker 2: and they're good friends. You will see that guy once
Speaker 2: we can lockdown. You're going to see him again, aren't you?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think I can face him again. It's
Speaker 4: too embarrassing.
Speaker 3: My weekend is a video call based as well, because really,
Speaker 3: what else is there to do? What other highlights are.
Speaker 2: There in the weekend and you reduced to talking to
Speaker 2: your family? YEP.
Speaker 3: I got on a zoom chat with my friends from
Speaker 3: high school that we watched the Saints Essendon game yesterday together,
Speaker 3: tried to are your Bombers fans? No, there's two Saints fans,
Speaker 3: two other bombs fans. So it's actually a good shakeup
Speaker 3: of people watching the game, but some people watching on streaming,
Speaker 3: so they're on like a thirty second delay and they're
Speaker 3: reacting to things. To begin with, you can hear the
Speaker 3: comments position.
Speaker 2: So you're watching the game and if you've got laptop
Speaker 2: pointed at you got.
Speaker 3: The laptop pointed at me.
Speaker 2: So they're watching you watching the game, You're watching them
Speaker 2: watching the game, watching it exist my head spinning.
Speaker 3: So the commentary is bleeding through there and then it's
Speaker 3: it's it was all messy, and then of course es
Speaker 3: then from about the six minute mark, how we're going
Speaker 3: to lose. So the fun got sapped out of that
Speaker 3: real quick. So we start. By the end of the game,
Speaker 3: we're trying to make it all the way to the
Speaker 3: final siren. Some of the desperate conversations that went on
Speaker 3: yesterday on that zoom call because nobody's doing anything.
Speaker 2: No, we've got his stories to swamp.
Speaker 3: This is the low point that it got to. So
Speaker 3: what are you guys having for dinner tonight?
Speaker 2: A well known question for guys to ask other guys
Speaker 2: over beers with a game, Right, what do you having dinner?
Speaker 3: It gets worse. One of my friends goes, oh, Britt
Speaker 3: has had the slow cook on for about five hours.
Speaker 3: How hold on, let me let me show you. Takes
Speaker 3: his laptop over so we can see into the slow
Speaker 3: cook lashing. Really, letter, I think it's about time to
Speaker 3: hang up the call. Guys, After that, we didn't make
Speaker 3: it to the final siren.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm worried that when we come
Speaker 2: out of lockdown, right, you know, everyone's gonna go, hey,
Speaker 2: let's come around, let's go out together. Don't do it
Speaker 2: meaniately because you'll still have no stories. Yeah, just be
Speaker 2: sat opposite those people you're assume with you and go
Speaker 2: just got for tea tonight you're gonna need to leave
Speaker 2: it three months. So everyone's got up stuff. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: should just be going out in skye. Just get some stories, okay.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: And my thirteen year old daughter. I let her knock
Speaker 2: off early on a Monday afternoon and she watches a
Speaker 2: movie with me. We sit down watch a movie together,
Speaker 2: and then we talk about it afterwards. So I'm looking
Speaker 2: for the movies that I'm looking for over the next
Speaker 2: couple of weeks are movies about life. Kicked off with
Speaker 2: a great one last week. From all your suggestions, there
Speaker 2: were so many great movies, but I'll end up going
Speaker 2: back to stand by Me and a beautiful movie. You
Speaker 2: can't recommend that if you're looking for extra things to
Speaker 2: watch at the moment. Stand by Me is a perfect movie.
Speaker 2: It is just about as perfect as movie making can
Speaker 2: get to. It's a great movie. Stand by Me. So
Speaker 2: I've done the first one. It went really well. Now
Speaker 2: feel the pressure. That's why I need a great movie
Speaker 2: for us to watch this afternoon. That's what we're talking
Speaker 2: about from seven thirty. Now, I need to take you
Speaker 2: back to the weekend then. So two things happened, really
Speaker 2: I was fasting no food for twenty four hours from
Speaker 2: six o'clock Friday night to six o'clock Saturday evening. And
Speaker 2: last week I mentioned the show my wife had got
Speaker 2: this thing called an air fryer. Never even heard of it.
Speaker 2: Turns out it's a big thing. People are getting into
Speaker 2: these air fris They've been around for a couple of years,
Speaker 2: but they're really big at the moment. And I don't
Speaker 2: know how it works. It's a box that is some
Speaker 2: kind of air thing in it and fries food with
Speaker 2: no oil. It's amazing. So the Hamish Blake has one, right,
Speaker 2: He's had it for two weeks and Jack said, look,
Speaker 2: give Hamish a call, right, he's obsessed with it. So
Speaker 2: I called him and he was really excited. You know
Speaker 2: when a priest, I guess someone rocks it, going, father,
Speaker 2: help me, I have sinned, and they go, my son,
Speaker 2: sit down. That's what they live for, a broken soul.
Speaker 2: Me calling him Friday, going I've got an air fry
Speaker 2: I've never heard him so excited. It's more excited. And
Speaker 2: then when I told him I was moving to Australia
Speaker 2: that he was like, ah, yeah, this he was, and
Speaker 2: oh my god, you've got it. You won't look back.
Speaker 2: This is going to change your life. See, he goes listen.
Speaker 2: The very first thing, the very first thing you cook
Speaker 2: is this chicken recipe I've got for fried chicken, better
Speaker 2: than KFC, better than anything. Right, sends me like a
Speaker 2: long email with all the ingredients. Not just that, a
Speaker 2: second email. He's cooked it in one week. He's cooked
Speaker 2: it three times and likes it so much. The second
Speaker 2: email is my learnings. The first thing says you need
Speaker 2: and then in block capitals here that's not someone's yelling
Speaker 2: at you. A great barbecue sauce for this. The gold
Speaker 2: taste in this is sixty eight percent of the barbecue sauce. So,
Speaker 2: and he was very specific about what barbecue sauce to
Speaker 2: go and get. So it gives me all the ingredients.
Speaker 2: So I go out Saturday morning, right, I'm fasting now,
Speaker 2: So nine o'clock after I bought the dogs is nine am,
Speaker 2: so I'm into the fast, no breakfast. I have to
Speaker 2: go supermarket shopping to get stuff for this chicken, right.
Speaker 3: Which is a punishment on itself.
Speaker 2: The barbecue sauce. I've seeing everyone you know having coffees
Speaker 2: and food and croissants and stuff like this. I'm buying
Speaker 2: all this, I marinate it and he said you've got
Speaker 2: to marry it for at least six hours. These are
Speaker 2: part of the learning. All right, it's a buttermilk recipe.
Speaker 2: Buttermilk is quite hard to get hold of. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: a cooking ingredient. So the only thing I seen in
Speaker 2: the supermarket is something called buttermilk pancake mix't.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't say that's direct equivalent though.
Speaker 2: But I'm thinking, well, look it's buttermilk I don't have
Speaker 2: to use that buttermilk on a pancake. I'm going to
Speaker 2: use it to marinate chicken in with all the other
Speaker 2: herbs and spices that he recommends, the garlic salt, the
Speaker 2: onion salt, and the paprika.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but won't buttermilk pancakes come as a powder?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You know around are you're coming to us with wanting
Speaker 3: to be on your side because we can change our.
Speaker 2: I have to be honest, there is only one side
Speaker 2: to be on, and that is my poor kids. So anyway,
Speaker 2: I marinade all of this, right, and I think, well,
Speaker 2: you know, it's like if I buy gravy, I don't
Speaker 2: have to use it on the roast. If I want
Speaker 2: to make, you know, gravy butter, that's up to me.
Speaker 2: Gravy's gravy. Buttermilk is the star here. It's just for pancakes.
Speaker 2: I'm not making a pancake. I marinated the chicken for
Speaker 2: about seven hours in this pancake mix. Okay. My wife
Speaker 2: comes up and goes, what's this in the fridge? Are
Speaker 2: you making pancakes in morning? All right, because you're fast.
Speaker 2: I went, No, the chicken's marinade, and that it's buttermilk.
Speaker 2: She goes, are you kidding? She said? She went no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's a cake mix. She went, you really need to
Speaker 2: eat seriously, your blood sugar, you poor thing. You've gone
Speaker 2: cooking low blood sugar. The kids, right, the kids come
Speaker 2: running down because your dad's marinad this chicken. He's in
Speaker 2: bumple up from Amy's blake. He's put it in a
Speaker 2: pancake mix. Sixteen girl, how do you get to your
Speaker 2: age and get yourself into this mess? They then probably
Speaker 2: go to a wife. You know what, if anything happened
Speaker 2: to you right, he will end up killing us. I
Speaker 2: need a chef, chef. I need to marry Curtis So anyway,
Speaker 2: I text Hamish going a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 2: I've used buttermilk by the buttermilk pancake mix. Right. I
Speaker 2: see he's typing something out, you know, where's that little
Speaker 2: gap and stuff like this, And then he actually calls
Speaker 2: me right and he's laughing, and a couple of hours
Speaker 2: later he even he even leaves this message for me
Speaker 2: right with his wife. I've only met for a couple
Speaker 2: of seconds, Zoe with you and it was a high
Speaker 2: How you doing have this? They've always had a couple
Speaker 2: of drinks and they're going back over what I did.
Speaker 1: Hey, Mace, the blake's here. My wife is giggling at
Speaker 1: your pancake.
Speaker 2: Incompetence. Yoda out fry, Yoda, Well listen, what can air fry?
Speaker 2: So anyway, I carry on with the kids. I said
Speaker 2: the kids, it tastes really nice.
Speaker 3: Panca, you could this is how things get invented, you know.
Speaker 2: But that's what I said, D forty. How do you
Speaker 2: know the kernel didn't arrive at this by accident? Okay,
Speaker 2: he've been on a fast or something. So we eat
Speaker 2: it and it isn't nice nice? And I tell you
Speaker 2: who let me know me? The kids who went we
Speaker 2: feel a bit sick, and I felt so bad. And
Speaker 2: also this is my first meal after note, I'm now
Speaker 2: ready to explode. I've got the rage, you know, and
Speaker 2: I'm eating it and it's it's revolting. I don't know
Speaker 2: whether it's your brain telling you this isn't what it's
Speaker 2: just odd, it's is actually sickly And they're right. It
Speaker 2: somehow tasted washing up liquid. You didn't accidently put washing
Speaker 2: up liquid instead of papika? What this is a bit
Speaker 2: like I just jove that in certainly? In right? Do
Speaker 2: you know what I did? I went to the supermarket
Speaker 2: right this is six o'clock in the evening, brought brand
Speaker 2: new chicken breasts, started again and remade it. And I
Speaker 2: could tell you now it was amazing.
Speaker 3: But you didn't wait six hours to marry.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, just cooked it straight That marinate is fine.
Speaker 2: You can just get on with it straightway. It was good, amazing, amazing,
Speaker 2: my word, do you know? Seriously, I'm thinking about buying
Speaker 2: an air fry for the show. YEP, it was so great.
Speaker 2: It turns out you do need but it was very
Speaker 2: very good. So Haines Blake, you're back installed as the
Speaker 2: air fry.
Speaker 1: Yoda, Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So every Monday afternoon, I'm going to let my daughter
Speaker 2: knock off ardly from home online scoring, but she has
Speaker 2: to watch a movie with me and then afterwards we
Speaker 2: have a talk about the movie. Last week I said
Speaker 2: I was going to start this and we had the
Speaker 2: first movie movies with my daughter.
Speaker 1: We're going to be like our parents.
Speaker 2: Latin term for that sentiment is carpe.
Speaker 7: He's the day.
Speaker 2: My mom always said life was lack a Marcus at
Speaker 2: chocolate if.
Speaker 1: He will come.
Speaker 2: So I got this idea for movies with my daughter.
Speaker 2: Were just seeing how much she loved watching Breakfast Club. Okay,
Speaker 2: she's watching it over and over, and I said, what
Speaker 2: do you think it's about? And so she opened up
Speaker 2: and she started talking to me about it, and I thought,
Speaker 2: this is what I need. I found a way to
Speaker 2: get in there again. Now awesome doors open. I'm going
Speaker 2: to cram a foot in there with us. Us every
Speaker 2: week have a chat once a week Monday afternoon. And
Speaker 2: so last week we did Stand by Me and we
Speaker 2: both loved it. It's a great, great, beautiful movie. It's incredible.
Speaker 2: It actually felt better watching it years later, and yesterday
Speaker 2: she goes to me, Hey, Monday afternoon, was that just
Speaker 2: a fluke last week? I'm going to be honest challenge.
Speaker 2: She's just bullying me. Can you be bullied by your
Speaker 2: own Kinjing? The house? I felt? I was, So I
Speaker 2: do feel the pressure, which is why I need a
Speaker 2: great movie to go from last week to this week
Speaker 2: to keep this club going. Because I've had a stinker today,
Speaker 2: or she doesn't like it, the club will fold. It's
Speaker 2: a constant You're in a constant audition to be a parent.
Speaker 2: When you've got teenagers, you are, you're constantly auditioning for
Speaker 2: the job that you've been having for years. Jack, what's
Speaker 2: the movie you're going to recommend this week?
Speaker 3: All Right? Mine's not a classic like Stand By Me,
Speaker 3: but it's a film that I saw a couple of
Speaker 3: years ago, came out twenty eighteen that I loved, and
Speaker 3: it is about a girl who's loss's age. It's called
Speaker 3: Eighth Grade. It's written and directed by comedian.
Speaker 2: Bo Burnham, amazing comedian.
Speaker 3: He's great, and the film honestly is fantastic And no
Speaker 3: matter what age you are, it'll suck you back into
Speaker 3: that transition period of your teenage years where nothing seems
Speaker 3: to be going right, everything seems awkward, you feel like
Speaker 3: you don't fit in. And the relationship in this film
Speaker 3: between the dad and the daughter is really nice.
Speaker 2: He's not a dadbeat dad or something like that. No, no,
Speaker 2: he more so he's walking out going. Yeah, actually, dad suck.
Speaker 2: And the one who's sat next to me is he coold?
Speaker 3: He's so lovable. She's actually mean to him during the movie,
Speaker 3: so you feel sorry for the dad.
Speaker 2: She's smile if I'm trying to teach her something handed,
Speaker 2: she's just too smart. Okay, she's smarter than me. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right? Is she gonna think I'm making a point here,
Speaker 2: like be nice to your dad? Happen dead one day?
Speaker 3: That's possible. But the film is beautiful anyway, I think
Speaker 3: that one right.
Speaker 2: Eighth grade?
Speaker 3: Eighth grade?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is it about those movies, whether or not
Speaker 2: you have a teenage those movies, those coming of age movies, right?
Speaker 2: John Hughes used to do them brilliantly as well. They
Speaker 2: are so they're universal. We've all been through that age
Speaker 2: and it's actually I would say, as a parent, it's
Speaker 2: the hardest thing in the world to go back through
Speaker 2: your teenage years, but seeing your kids do it because
Speaker 2: you can't. You can't save them for It's like you
Speaker 2: walk them to the edge of a forest and they've
Speaker 2: got to go in there, and you hear them screaming,
Speaker 2: and you know what they're screaming at, and you're on
Speaker 2: the edge. You've got to wait for them to come
Speaker 2: up the other side. And it changes all of us,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. Yeah, anyway, that's a nice way to set
Speaker 2: up today.
Speaker 3: Forest meadows, forest analogy, more pancake, Chicken.
Speaker 2: Patsy What what? What movie should it be?
Speaker 4: You know what we touched on it last week. You've
Speaker 4: got to show a share shank Redemption.
Speaker 2: She's not seen that. That is a great.
Speaker 4: Movie, brilliant movie. And his defiance in the warden's office
Speaker 4: by playing the opera over the speakers.
Speaker 2: I love that scene.
Speaker 3: It teaches you about redemption and I mean forward, Why
Speaker 3: in that scene you talk about that scene? That guy, Well,
Speaker 3: I just mean she's already very defiant. I would say
Speaker 3: it's one of her personality traits already.
Speaker 2: I don't think I don't have breaking into my vinyl
Speaker 2: collection blasting from Springsteink songs.
Speaker 1: Christian i'connell Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, so I'm asking for a movie recommendation, just
Speaker 2: one tip. What do you think I should watch with
Speaker 2: my thirteen year old daughter? This afternoon is week two
Speaker 2: in our Movies with my daughter Chelsea. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much your email, Christian. When I heard you talk about
Speaker 2: this last week, I knew you'd end up watching Stand
Speaker 2: by Me. Glad you loved it. What about Going to
Speaker 2: My Girl? We have seen that. That is a really
Speaker 2: sad that some other one was allergic to be. So yeah,
Speaker 2: it's heartbreaking, isn't it. I mean, really, you know some movies,
Speaker 2: there are sad movies and then there's really deeply sad movie.
Speaker 3: You know where I saw my girl on the bus
Speaker 3: to school camp Grade three school camp. You've got a
Speaker 3: whole class load of kids crying by the time they
Speaker 3: got to Sovereign Hill.
Speaker 2: It's a bit scary enough, you know, on a camp
Speaker 2: going away without that, Christian, have you seen The Sapphires. Yes,
Speaker 2: Sapphires is a great movie, really good, and yes, and
Speaker 2: hidden figures as well. But thank you very much Vanessa
Speaker 2: for your email. Let's take some calls. Adriam, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, How I'm good, Agent, Thanks for corning. Have
Speaker 2: you had a good weekend? Agent? What movie I gotta say?
Speaker 7: If anything's going to back up stand by mate, it's
Speaker 7: a movie called Remember the Titans.
Speaker 2: God, I haven't seen that in years.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 7: Fantastic movie, so much motivation for a football team while
Speaker 7: the new is trying to fight racism.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, I get Remember the Times mixed up with
Speaker 3: Any Given Sunday. Remember the Times is the Denzel Washington one? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, I have seen in the last couple years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Remember the Time. It is a great movie.
Speaker 2: Any Given Sunday is good, but it's it's longer. It's
Speaker 2: Alpucino goes on quite a lot.
Speaker 7: Actually, yeah, guarantee you. I have tears of joy and sad.
Speaker 2: That movie he took about great sports movies that aren't
Speaker 2: about the sport. Have you seen Rudy.
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: O oh god, that is some years ago. That might
Speaker 2: be the eighties or something. That's a great movie, Rudy.
Speaker 3: Another one I watched recently, Coach Carter.
Speaker 2: Isn't that good?
Speaker 3: That's good?
Speaker 2: Tear Joker. Yeah, I love that is a good movie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's good. Let's start me. You and agent. Let's start
Speaker 2: your own podcast, sports movies, sports movies. Okay, fill the dreams.
Speaker 2: Next week everyone, Episode one, Adrian, thank you very much
Speaker 2: for your suggestion. Have a good week, stay safe. That's
Speaker 2: got to Zoey. Good morning, Zoe, good morning, Good morning, Zoey.
Speaker 2: What movie should I watched this afternoon?
Speaker 8: Heathers.
Speaker 2: Heathers, do you mean a Christian slater one? Let me go, yes,
Speaker 2: remind me what that's about.
Speaker 8: Oh, it's a huge middle finger to John Hughes, it's
Speaker 8: a highchol movie.
Speaker 2: John middle director gave us Ferris Puna in sixteen Candles
Speaker 2: and many other movies.
Speaker 8: A lot of sexism and racism. So Heads is the
Speaker 8: quintessential eighties high school movie without some of the more
Speaker 8: problematic stuff that John he Is brought up.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, thank you very much, Soe, no problem.
Speaker 7: Paul Ette, good morning.
Speaker 2: On what movie are you going for?
Speaker 5: The movie called My Life is a House. I have
Speaker 5: heard that a lot of people, a lot of people
Speaker 5: haven't got hating Christiansen and Kevin Klein in it. Basically
Speaker 5: about Kevin Klein. He's a father who's just found out
Speaker 5: he's got cancer, has lost his job, and he's trying
Speaker 5: to rebuild his relationship with his son.
Speaker 2: It's always the dad in these movies who dies or
Speaker 2: gets very ill. We're always seen as expendable. Just think
Speaker 2: happens to dad.
Speaker 5: You know, basically, Yeah, he basically knocks down his house
Speaker 5: and him and his son build a relationship by building
Speaker 5: the house together again.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm cheering up already at the sound that you've
Speaker 2: got me build the house together.
Speaker 5: And you know, I've watched it be with my son
Speaker 5: and my son balls's eyes out every time.
Speaker 2: The closer weekend to it was putting up a tent together,
Speaker 2: and that was very, very tense. It wasn't good for relationship.
Speaker 2: See dads swearing like that, Go and get in the car.
Speaker 2: Better off doing it without you, Paul. That's a great one.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Welcome, Thank you, Wendy.
Speaker 7: Oh, Christian, it's gonna be Father of the Bride.
Speaker 2: Steve Martin hilarious. Steve Martin with his daughter. I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a really sweet movie, isn't it. Father the Bride
Speaker 2: is really really good. Yeah, it's got some lovely stuff.
Speaker 7: Martin's hilarious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, that's a great Wendy, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: She cool.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell Show podcast. It's just another miss Heard Monday.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell's miss Heard Lyrics. Time for this week speak
Speaker 2: Misheard Lyrics. As always, we do this in two parts. First,
Speaker 2: so we go back to any Hall of Fames that
Speaker 2: were inducted last week, and also we have Big John's
Speaker 2: top five. He kicks it all off, and then we
Speaker 2: go with the ones you've been sending in for the
Speaker 2: last seven days last week. Then last week we had
Speaker 2: two Hall of Famers. What is like a new running one,
Speaker 2: this one from the Proclaimers. So first of all, then
Speaker 2: Tony said, hey, listen, I'm hearing this and I'm hearing
Speaker 2: Hannibal lecter. A week later, Judy Maddis goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm hearing double adapter. We have somebody else hearing something
Speaker 2: else with this. Christian No, no, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 2: hearing my Hannibal lecture or double adapter. I'm hearing German actor. Yes,
Speaker 2: so is it now got three Hall of Fame. It's
Speaker 2: the only clip on the Misheard Lyrics and this feature
Speaker 2: in two years to have three, not one, not two,
Speaker 2: but three entries in the Hall of Famer. Four, Hannibal Lecter,
Speaker 2: double adapter and German actor. I mean, which one you
Speaker 2: want to hear is up to You've got multiple choice.
Speaker 2: Now now I can't not hear German actor. Now, German
Speaker 2: actor feels more present there than doubled actor or Hannibal
Speaker 2: Lecture ever were. And then last week strong words from
Speaker 2: Counting grows Big Yellow Taxi with Vanessa Carton strong emotions
Speaker 2: about them paving paradise and putting up that parking lot.
Speaker 6: Padi put up a fucking line.
Speaker 2: Let's move on, okay. So every time we play miss
Speaker 2: her Lywick and we agree with what you think you're
Speaker 2: miss hearing, and if we don't, our first time, Big
Speaker 2: John takes us back to the beg. Staying alive, whether
Speaker 2: you're a brother or whether you're a mother, you stay alive.
Speaker 2: You staining alive? Or is it whether you're a brother,
Speaker 2: whether you're a mother. You stay in a line, Stay
Speaker 2: in a line. I'm hearing it. It's in there. You
Speaker 2: stay in that line. Beat boys shut down. Two cool
Speaker 2: shorts standing side by side, or is it two cool
Speaker 2: sharks handing side by side? Is too muffled? Hearing it?
Speaker 3: Hearing it?
Speaker 2: Two cooled sharks are we're hearing two cooled sharks standing
Speaker 2: side by side. It's not clear enough. Devastated that one,
Speaker 2: mister big to be with you deep inside. I hope
Speaker 2: you feel it too. I saw you smile. Or is
Speaker 2: it deep inside our home you feel it too, John,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry? All right? Kim Karn's Betty Davis eyes all
Speaker 2: the better? Just to please you? This is a strong
Speaker 2: finished from John, Big John, all about Is it just
Speaker 2: to please you? Or is it hould the bathtub just
Speaker 2: to please you? Someone's like an adult bathtub to please somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're holding that bath tub?
Speaker 3: Please? I drank the bloody barth in here.
Speaker 2: Well down, Big John, you're still going baby.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast, Part two, it's.
Speaker 2: Just another miss heard Monday, Christian O'Connell's miss hurd lyrics,
Speaker 2: miss herd lyrics. Now it's time for all the ones
Speaker 2: you've been sending in over the last seven days up first,
Speaker 2: then let's go to this is from Swanny. Swanny's got
Speaker 2: this one. We played it earlier this morning. Actually the
Speaker 2: heat is on or is it the heater is on?
Speaker 1: Heaters on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably there, but it's a basic one.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Swanny, Michael Gordon, two first names, Michael Gordon, Hi,
Speaker 2: Christian Jack and Pats, And I've got one for you.
Speaker 2: This is from cotton eye Joe, Rednecks. If it hadn't
Speaker 2: if it hadn't been for cotton eyed Joe, Adam for
Speaker 2: Lord four? Yes, someone left a floater in the swimm pool?
Speaker 3: What is it meant to be? I actually never knew
Speaker 3: the lyrics of this.
Speaker 2: No one is crying up for any more? Do you
Speaker 2: know what I'm about to say? Something? They're saved for
Speaker 2: ten minutes? Wouldn't it be great? Track? Where is the
Speaker 2: cotton eyed Where.
Speaker 4: Is he gone?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Cotton eyed Joe? Put out the bins for cotton
Speaker 2: eyed Joe for it's there quick, right between the eyes.
Speaker 2: Michael Gordon, that's a great one. Put out the bins
Speaker 2: for cotton eyed Joe for that's a brilliant one.
Speaker 3: I reckon when it can be elevated?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it can. Michael Gordon me the two
Speaker 2: first names, Halla, Why are you're in there with German actors?
Speaker 2: Slash double a actor slash Hannibal lecture, Let's go to
Speaker 2: Ben Bunty. As he signed off his email, ed shearing
Speaker 2: Castle on the hill. One friend left to sell clothes,
Speaker 2: one works down by the coast.
Speaker 6: One friend left to sell clothes, one works down by
Speaker 6: the coat.
Speaker 2: It's the most exciting line in the Yeah what happened
Speaker 2: to old Terry? He works down by the coast song?
Speaker 2: In that write it down, Eddie, write it down all right?
Speaker 2: Is it one friend left to sell closed the other
Speaker 2: one went to work down with the coast? Or is
Speaker 2: it one friend left to sell clothes, one works down
Speaker 2: by the colds.
Speaker 6: One friend left to sell clothes, one works down by
Speaker 6: the coat.
Speaker 2: It's just there, isn't it. It's just in we take that.
Speaker 6: One friend left to sell clothes, one works down by
Speaker 6: the coat.
Speaker 2: I think it's actually a bit more of an excit
Speaker 2: didn't like for ed Lassie today. Then we go to
Speaker 2: Anthony Marny Bonard fanning brilliant song, wish you well? Why
Speaker 2: did you give up on me so soon? Or is
Speaker 2: it why did you give up on me? So soup back?
Speaker 2: That's as clear as day, why even crazy? Why do
Speaker 2: you give up on me so soup back? Anthony Marney,
Speaker 2: come on in, but thank you very much for those
Speaker 2: As always the email for your missaid lyrics whenever you
Speaker 2: hear them, shoot me an email Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: dot com dot aus.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: So the way this year has gone, all the twists
Speaker 2: and turns, we weren't sure whether we were going to
Speaker 2: do this, but I think and I hope we're making
Speaker 2: the right decision. I think we we want it. I
Speaker 2: hope you want to take party again like you did
Speaker 2: last year. And last year it felt like it was
Speaker 2: the same kind of thing for different reasons because the
Speaker 2: show had only been on air over a year and
Speaker 2: doing something like this was such a very very big, noisy,
Speaker 2: very very different kind of way of doing radio. I'm
Speaker 2: talking about a thing we did last year called Who's
Speaker 2: Calling Christian, And whether or not you were on board
Speaker 2: with the show kind of this time last year or not.
Speaker 2: Here's the idea. For two weeks. For two weeks, we
Speaker 2: put twenty thousand dollars, I guess on the heads of
Speaker 2: all celebrities. We ask you to try and go online,
Speaker 2: find celebrities and ask them to give us a call.
Speaker 2: Now the kicker why celebrities will be interested in this
Speaker 2: and why they were a huge number of them last
Speaker 2: year While we got all the big names, which you
Speaker 2: will hear about in a minute. The reason why is
Speaker 2: the at the end of the two weeks, you vote
Speaker 2: for your favorite chat whoever that is. Last year it
Speaker 2: was a Living Newton John. You vote and then the
Speaker 2: winning celebrity gets twenty thousand dollars for the charity of
Speaker 2: their choice. And honestly, every single celebrity has got a
Speaker 2: charity that they are affiliated with. And this year, you know,
Speaker 2: in a year that people are just strapped for cash,
Speaker 2: you're just trying to pay bills, you're not giving any
Speaker 2: money to charity, not because you don't care about all
Speaker 2: these worthy and needy causes, it's simply because that isn't
Speaker 2: the way.
Speaker 1: Of this year.
Speaker 2: You know, you're worrying about yourself and being able to
Speaker 2: help somebody else out. So twenty thousand dollars for charity
Speaker 2: in this year is even bigger. It's worked several times
Speaker 2: out now, so they will want to hear from you online,
Speaker 2: whether that's Instagram or Facebook or Twitter. You can easily
Speaker 2: Google search your favorite celebrities and what charities they are
Speaker 2: associated with in any way, the winning at the winning
Speaker 2: celebrity then gets twenty thousand dollars for the charity of
Speaker 2: their choice, and you also get the same amount of money.
Speaker 2: You get twenty thousand dollars for yourself. Last year. Here's
Speaker 2: how it sounded, O'Connor.
Speaker 1: Christian is outsounded in Christian.
Speaker 8: Good morning.
Speaker 1: It's guys here.
Speaker 7: Oh, this is Richard Reed.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hello Christian. It's James Corden, PRIs, Sean mccallo, Hi Christian,
Speaker 2: James Sherry, host of Amazing Your.
Speaker 1: Christians, and John Hey Christian, it's Christians.
Speaker 7: Start Christian.
Speaker 1: It's Air grat. Hi's Corey filming calling from Ali Y Christians.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Hi Christian, it's a Simon Peg Hi Christian. This
Speaker 8: is literal or less? Call it Christian?
Speaker 3: Is Tony hadleyar mate, how I am.
Speaker 1: Christian?
Speaker 2: It is back. We're bringing it back. It starts three
Speaker 2: weeks time, three weeks time, although really you can start today.
Speaker 2: You can start this week by finding your favorite celebrities
Speaker 2: and ask them to give us a call. Twenty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars is up for grabs of the charity of their choice.
Speaker 2: All those people, and there were loads more that you
Speaker 2: got to call last week when the show was still
Speaker 2: so very very new, as was I. All those people
Speaker 2: got to call. They're all just happy to come on
Speaker 2: it and talk about their charities and needs to have
Speaker 2: a chat with us. Now, the great news is this
Speaker 2: year all these celebrities sandy for them is they're not working.
Speaker 2: They're stuck indoors.
Speaker 3: They got nothing else to do.
Speaker 2: They've got nothing else to do. They want to fear
Speaker 2: that they're still important. They will be pleased. I could
Speaker 2: do an interview somewhere. They want nothing to plug right.
Speaker 2: We've seen inside their homes. They're sat there, they're making videos,
Speaker 2: they're singing Imagine. We could get that. We can try
Speaker 2: and speak to over the over two weeks of this combination,
Speaker 2: everyone who was in that Imagine song video. These celebrities
Speaker 2: want to do something, okay, and you're saying, hey, there's
Speaker 2: already a show that would love to hear from you.
Speaker 2: And also you could talk about a charity and maybe
Speaker 2: win them twenty thousand dollars. That is an offer that
Speaker 2: they actually will want to hear about. On Instagram, Twitter,
Speaker 2: all those social media places you see them on quite
Speaker 2: a lot the moment, because they're as board as you
Speaker 2: and I sat on their phones too, so that's how
Speaker 2: you enter all the details everything I'm talking about. This
Speaker 2: is the first thing you've ever heard about it. You
Speaker 2: can find out more. That's a very easy thirty second
Speaker 2: video that explains everything and how you really are just
Speaker 2: one message away from possibly winning twenty thousand dollars. And
Speaker 2: even though you I heard Chris Hemsworth there and actors
Speaker 2: like Simon Pegg, Agro was still amazed as well. The
Speaker 2: joy in this is we find out when you find
Speaker 2: out who is calling in. When I far off the
Speaker 2: Clackson that's me sent you, there's someone on the line.
Speaker 2: I don't know who it is either. Where there is
Speaker 2: Agro Tony Handley from Spando Balley, who clearly had a
Speaker 2: bottle of wine and now found out and was happy
Speaker 2: to sing down the phone to us. All of it
Speaker 2: is keeping the game alive and right now I really
Speaker 2: want to do this and bring it back because I
Speaker 2: think we need this, We need the joy of playing
Speaker 2: something like this. It's terrifying for us because actually, in
Speaker 2: three weeks time, this radio station has given me forty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. There's no more money for anything for the
Speaker 2: rest of the end of the year. So I'm hoping
Speaker 2: that actually there are good to people that you can
Speaker 2: get to call during two weeks of the show. Oh,
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm going to do with forty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars. I think the station just take it back
Speaker 2: off me. But it begins in three weeks. Time. Start
Speaker 2: to thinking about your favorite celebrity who you'd like to
Speaker 2: hear from from the eighties or nineties. You heard from
Speaker 2: James Sherry as well last year. Who would you love
Speaker 2: to hear from? All the details and how to are
Speaker 2: online right now waiting for you at the Christian o'connells
Speaker 2: show dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh very interesting.
Speaker 3: Well, if you're talking about time, way says I. Sometimes
Speaker 3: I let them inspire me with their answers. Funny that
Speaker 3: it could be an idea for my own.
Speaker 2: So they provide you with some of these No, no, no,
Speaker 2: stick with that. Stick with that. Hey, Happy birthday yesterday
Speaker 2: to my Donna sixty two years of age, Madonna sixty two.
Speaker 2: I'd love to have her on. Who's got excuse me?
Speaker 2: Breathed in after I said I love to have her on?
Speaker 2: I'd love to have her on? Who's calling? Christian? My wife?
Speaker 2: I hope my wife didn't hear that because I told
Speaker 2: about what happened when she and I talked about that
Speaker 2: dream about Madonna hit brushing. Now, Donna at sixty two,
Speaker 2: you say, yes, that's right. I do. John to myself
Speaker 2: now and set this up. We're looking for you to
Speaker 2: make a song older, older songs. Madonna big hit. Didn't
Speaker 2: she have that huge hit with Papa Don't Preach? Oh? No,
Speaker 2: sixty two Papa can't reach.
Speaker 3: That's a gold extra points for being in Madonna's song
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: Let's vogue more vague? What did I come in for
Speaker 2: something vague? Let's just do it.
Speaker 3: Hey, that's very good. That's a gold thank you.
Speaker 2: This one isn't Madonna had another big with the material
Speaker 2: girl sixty two more Polyester girl. And that's where the
Speaker 2: gold rummers stand. Silver. That's kind older songs. Bingo your
Speaker 2: own way. You can bingo your own silver. Nan in
Speaker 2: the Mirror. I'm talking to the Nan in the mirror
Speaker 2: plus twist and gout silver. The heat is always on, Nana.
Speaker 2: It's going to cost us a fortune. Alright, Jack, make
Speaker 2: a song older? What if you got all the seen
Speaker 2: old ladies? Oh that's good. Whoever you know you did that?
Speaker 2: Gold plus to the U.
Speaker 3: All Now, the rest you hear from here on out
Speaker 3: is me. I have written these that I had a
Speaker 3: little help from.
Speaker 2: H m hmm. How's that hot water?
Speaker 3: Bad in the bones?
Speaker 2: And in the get back up? Let's they've got anymore?
Speaker 2: There's a dropping quality from what you just went out
Speaker 2: to that bad in the bones bronze minus.
Speaker 3: Chickillion, pensioner of society instead of prisoner.
Speaker 2: Bronze.
Speaker 3: All right, come on, strong finishin strong finish, Come on
Speaker 3: older song, old songs. Who let the dogs out? Dad
Speaker 3: the dog died years ago. Don't you remember?
Speaker 2: That's really sad?
Speaker 9: Oh now it's actually, Oh Jack, that is really really
Speaker 9: that is an out and I'm we need to just
Speaker 9: clear that up.
Speaker 2: Have some positivity here.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, I just didn't record it.
Speaker 2: There we go now so we got that's staying on
Speaker 2: there for a couple of years.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Can I just say before we go any further with
Speaker 2: make a song older because Madonna is sixty two. We
Speaker 2: respect all the elders. We respect our elders, our moms
Speaker 2: and dads, our grandparents. These aren't jokes. This is reading
Speaker 2: these even though I felt a bit uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: No, we're not saying that about the people.
Speaker 2: John is not old. Two is an old you know.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that because obviously Patsy you could see she's
Speaker 2: getting upset in the corner. There's three years away now,
Speaker 2: not calling a wikipedia, but she actually maintains her believe.
Speaker 2: All right, still got it, baby, I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: that fast, all right. Cataracts in the cradle, cats in
Speaker 2: the credle cataracts in the cradle, Lebby Purple rints. Silver,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Carl Goodway. Grand instead of old Eddy sharing
Speaker 2: a Gooway girl, she's now a grand Silver. You know, mate,
Speaker 2: this works down at the coast. We should do something
Speaker 2: this week about lame lines in songs because sometimes you
Speaker 2: go a minute. He didn't work that hard that one.
Speaker 2: The guys down the coast, Now that's a chippy. Stand
Speaker 2: by me so I don't fall silver. Plus, I'm not
Speaker 2: reading out this one.
Speaker 3: These are really dark.
Speaker 2: I feel really bad. I can't. I can't. It's funny,
Speaker 2: but it's bad. We're going to get bad. Judio want
Speaker 2: us reading that one out. I'm still standing thanks to
Speaker 2: my brand. Use him a frame gold That to life breathe, dude,
Speaker 2: where is my horse and cart? There isn't a song
Speaker 2: we do, however, that is still funny.
Speaker 3: Bonus mark him Jack, Yeah, okay, Gold.
Speaker 2: Horse and Cart very funny. Achy, breaky Hips, Silver Scotty,
Speaker 2: well done. Uh stairlift to Heaven, Silver, stair Away to
Speaker 2: Heaven's getting shorter. That's enough that one crept through. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Silver plus, Dude looks like a really old lady.
Speaker 3: Gold, wake me up before they can go Gold Bohemian
Speaker 3: nap City Gold.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's very good. Who left their teeth out? Who? Who?
Speaker 3: God plus, working class gran Silver plus.
Speaker 2: I love the bars he's seeing that Enter Grandma by
Speaker 2: Metallica Silver every breath. No, we're not doing that one.
Speaker 2: That's horrible.
Speaker 3: I would always love who Oh yes, yeah, you forgot.
Speaker 2: Walking Frame of Life, Silver of Broken Winds, all those
Speaker 2: brusts sprouts, Silver Born to Shuffle, Silver smells like NaN's spirit. No,
Speaker 2: I'm shutting it down. No don't, no, no, no, no, Jack,
Speaker 2: that's enough, bad people, all of us. That horrible way
Speaker 2: to end the show, leaving the taste like that in
Speaker 2: your mouth and soul. That is terrible. Martin, Shame on you,
Speaker 2: Shame on chat for marking
Speaker 1: Its Christian Christian O'Connell's Show podcast