WEBVTT - #57 Big Easter Blow Out, Toddler Cravings, Gender Disappointment

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you what sucks about being middle aged?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're middle age?

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<v Speaker 1>I am go people, I'm thirty six. People die at seventy.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope I die seventy. Hope long before seventy.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't wish for those kind of things.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you sixty five.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tapping out. So you're middle aged, I'm halfway dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Mattie Jay

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm This is a podcast all about parenting. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the good, the bad, and the relatable. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>have come wanting any type of advice, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>stop you right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless you want some advice on how to not get

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<v Speaker 3>domestic injury.

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<v Speaker 1>Then sit down and get comfortable, and I will just

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<v Speaker 1>say a warm welcome to all the non parents who

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<v Speaker 1>listen in. They are there an.

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<v Speaker 2>Audience trying to tick all the boxes.

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<v Speaker 1>My domestic injury was. I went to the gym trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get back into waits had a great.

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<v Speaker 2>How long were you waiting?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, had a great set overhead overhead press,

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<v Speaker 1>second set, didn't exert too much, got off a machine

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, fuck dumb. My neck again, my

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<v Speaker 1>neck from fucking two sets of overhead press. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>middle age.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we spoke about this the other day. To remember

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<v Speaker 2>domestic injuries. You never used to get them, but now

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<v Speaker 2>thirty plus.

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<v Speaker 3>I was coming back from going through drive.

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<v Speaker 2>Through KFC O love KFC. Just gonna put that out there.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not a sponsorship.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it the payment or the receipt? There were two

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<v Speaker 1>areas where you can get an injury.

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<v Speaker 2>It was getting the zinger box off the passenger seat

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<v Speaker 2>to get out of the driver's door. So I went

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<v Speaker 2>like that to lean over, leaned over, threw my back out.

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<v Speaker 2>I was literally bedridden for days. Disney Box was delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>These injuries. They linger gotta watch out. I'm fragile, I'm weak,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm precious.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's crack a beer to that, then to being precious.

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<v Speaker 1>This will toughen me up.

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<v Speaker 2>Put hairs on your chest.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheers, cheers, my friend, It's good to see you.

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<v Speaker 2>Mmmm. That's delicious. What is that right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Can people guess what we're drinking is a stone will?

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<v Speaker 1>But try and gas right now? What it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Huh you wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>It is a hinter Land Hazy Pale out which was

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<v Speaker 2>a limited release Matt, but now he's going to.

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<v Speaker 3>Be part of their core range.

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<v Speaker 2>Call add that to the other great beers that they have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Stone woud announce that this started this month.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like they did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they were teasing us, teasing us with his limited

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<v Speaker 1>release beers. But now she is here to stay. She's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the family.

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<v Speaker 2>You could say, yes and best enjoyed fresh out of

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<v Speaker 2>the refrigerator, just like the ones we are drinking today.

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<v Speaker 1>Ashle, I'm gonna put on the spot here and see

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<v Speaker 1>if you can guess.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the hops Galaxy from Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, yeah, they also saw it from Victoria. I believe.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe, we believe.

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<v Speaker 1>In addition to that, it's got the eclipse and the

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<v Speaker 1>vic secret Hops. It's a secret that is what creates

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<v Speaker 1>the golden haze and full bodied finish.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's juicy, vibrant and flushed with tropical fruit o rimas.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd like to thank Stone and Wood, as we do

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<v Speaker 3>every week, for making this episode possible. Cheers to the cheers, Yes, cheers.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to ask you something I did a little

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<v Speaker 1>real arrogant, but I thought it was quite funny, Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>It was based on how you react when your wife

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<v Speaker 1>says we should snuggle after the kids are in bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I did see that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't normally light a candle for sex.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we don't we normally. I like a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of light. I tend to leave the lights. We

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<v Speaker 1>turn the on sweet bathroom light on and have the

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<v Speaker 1>door slightly Ajar, you've got.

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<v Speaker 2>Well sometimes it's weird because his house have dimmers.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because the dimmers, even when the dimmers are low,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that's too bright. We like to have a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit of light in the room.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to see what you do.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, I don't want it to be pitch black.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine like eating in the dark.

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<v Speaker 2>Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you make mistakes. So I made a joke in

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<v Speaker 1>the caption of that video and I said, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>she's ready for the best six minutes, yes, And then

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<v Speaker 1>I was curious to know. I was like, because a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people were like, well, six minutes, that's pretty generous.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop bragging.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good innings.

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<v Speaker 1>When we have sex nowadays, and this is post to children,

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<v Speaker 1>it's vastly different from when we used to have sex

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<v Speaker 1>before kids. Time is money, Yes, Ash, I like the

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<v Speaker 1>spontaneity of just having sex in the moment. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean? Like, often, as a married couple

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<v Speaker 1>with two children, the most frequent time we have sex

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<v Speaker 1>is in the evening at night time. Sometimes I want

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<v Speaker 1>to mix it up, but you don't have the ability

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<v Speaker 1>to do that because on the weekends, daytime sex rarely

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<v Speaker 1>happens unless you're away, which also rarely happens now without

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. So sometimes put on the Disney channel and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, hopefully.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't come up.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully this grabs their attention for five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you're going for distraction that.

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<v Speaker 1>Is like once in a blue moon.

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<v Speaker 2>April would never I.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, Laura is not keen on it.

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<v Speaker 2>She hates I have a friend who actually told me

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<v Speaker 2>a story that he he did that.

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<v Speaker 3>I was shocked and I'm like, how are you kids distracted?

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<v Speaker 2>For thirty minutes? He said thirty minutes? He said thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>He said thirty minutes, and I was like, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>He's like an ultra runner.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was shocked. I was like, how did your

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<v Speaker 2>missus allow that? Because I would be all for it.

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<v Speaker 2>April will be like nah.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a level of anxiety with kids that increased

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<v Speaker 1>the pleasure, not that I've done this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a podcast about sex.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like having sex in public. It's like the fear

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<v Speaker 1>of being caught. Not that I'm not into that, especially

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<v Speaker 1>not by my children.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the last thing we need. What are they

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<v Speaker 2>going to do though, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>Just it's gonna it's just got to rid of ruin

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<v Speaker 1>the mood for the weekend. Although it has also become

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<v Speaker 1>more complicated now in my household.

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<v Speaker 2>Because ms.

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<v Speaker 1>I can hear you out there, and she she's a

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<v Speaker 1>night out, she's up late, she stays up till like midnight.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, see then, and.

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<v Speaker 1>She loves a chat, loves the chat, loves also putting

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<v Speaker 1>a doco that we're going to watch together. And so

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes if we're upstairs and.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just like a chaperone, She's like, I found the doco.

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<v Speaker 1>Come downstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, I'm balls deep up here.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you shut up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? But yes, I put the question out there and

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<v Speaker 1>I asked people how long does sex last with your partner?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was more so trying to direct this towards

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<v Speaker 1>people who are in long term relationships and ideally those

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<v Speaker 1>who have kids, because that's where things really change. And

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<v Speaker 1>I said five minutes, are under five to ten minutes?

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<v Speaker 1>Ten to twenty or over twenty minutes? What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>Was the most common answer?

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<v Speaker 2>Ash ten to twenty.

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<v Speaker 1>Close Over three and a half thousand people said that

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<v Speaker 1>they're having sex between five to ten minutes. Okay, But

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<v Speaker 1>then a lot of people were arguing, or does that

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<v Speaker 1>include four play?

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<v Speaker 2>And my response, what the hell's that? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>We're not dating?

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<v Speaker 1>But what are you talking about? I said, we're married

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<v Speaker 1>with kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Who has type of four player?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I right?

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<v Speaker 3>If you do it doesn't fall into.

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<v Speaker 1>The heck on the cheek and a high five and

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<v Speaker 1>then it game.

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<v Speaker 2>On four players? Me taking my clothes off lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>April, but ten to twenty Just over three thousand people

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<v Speaker 1>said ten to twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>How many people said twenty minutes or more?

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<v Speaker 1>April one vote April, which yeah, well we had one

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<v Speaker 1>thy two hundred people say over twenty minutes over twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>They are Egyptian because they live in.

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<v Speaker 1>Denial, well said, Well said for me, I think we're

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<v Speaker 1>looking at about an average of about seven minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that's acceptable.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we looking at for yourself when we're having

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<v Speaker 1>a little pleasure?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we only do one way. Now, what's that prefers? Cowgirl? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so about twenty to thirty seconds, it's over.

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<v Speaker 1>Nah, but I can't tell her if you've.

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<v Speaker 3>Been mate who says that he squeezes his stomach in

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<v Speaker 3>deterrent to not finish.

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<v Speaker 1>Squeeze the stomach like he like, sell.

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<v Speaker 2>Rabs it like he And I was, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck is You've got to help bruise there?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, doesn't hurt?

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, that's the point.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind you.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy's very single.

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't he.

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<v Speaker 2>If abel turn around, I'm squeeze in my stomach, she'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, what are you doing? Your freight? Okay? Realistically,

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<v Speaker 2>oh sub five minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not hero.

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<v Speaker 1>For those individuals who do not have kids but like

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to the podcast, who may be a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit confused right now.

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<v Speaker 2>The issue with I don't blame you.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when you've had a long day and you've dealt

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<v Speaker 1>with the kids, you know, the quicker, the better dinner

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<v Speaker 1>time is a punished bath time. The kids hate getting

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<v Speaker 1>in the bath, they love them being in the bar

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<v Speaker 1>and then getting out of the bath.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just struggle after struggle, sick game.

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<v Speaker 1>They then suck just every last energy out of your body.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so exhausted when it comes time to reading that story,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I can barely feed myself ash that exhausted.

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<v Speaker 1>I sit there at the coffee table and I've just

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<v Speaker 1>got I've got nothing left. Yeah, and then to try

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<v Speaker 1>and get back on top of the horse, it's I

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<v Speaker 1>don't have time. I don't have time.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure that a lot of people are listening to

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<v Speaker 2>this right now and relating.

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<v Speaker 1>And Laura is the same. She's exhausted, she's working twelve

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<v Speaker 1>jobs right now.

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<v Speaker 2>She wants just easy to just go to bed.

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<v Speaker 1>We always have a peck good night. And if Laura

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<v Speaker 1>gets any if Laura gets any more than just a

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<v Speaker 1>simple peck, She's.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, don't come on to me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, what do you think you're doing? Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like what what what? I'm like, I'm just giving

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<v Speaker 1>you a nice kiss.

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<v Speaker 2>The other day, I'll give us a coun just like no,

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<v Speaker 2>like why, She's like, I know what you want, Like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. I don't want that, but also I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Want they can read us like a book. In my head,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, just give her a little or like a

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<v Speaker 1>little longer, peck on the cheek.

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<v Speaker 2>Up on the bum and she's like she know, she'll go,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what on my period. I'm like, WHOA, just

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<v Speaker 2>trying to show you some affections. She's like, no, you're not.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't husband's if their wives a passionate tap on the shoulder.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a little like do that on my feet? Be like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, I'm not touching those dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you talk about it feet like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Matt, Now, I don't know if you'd noticed that. On Monday,

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<v Speaker 2>I attended the Easter Show with my children.

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<v Speaker 1>I did notice that.

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<v Speaker 2>And I also took my sister and my niece.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you took the full family?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how do you go?

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<v Speaker 1>Big?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Good?

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<v Speaker 3>It's actually good. They do a very good job out there.

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<v Speaker 1>They do it very were the kids excited, they know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Very excited. So the night before got YouTube out to

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<v Speaker 2>highlights of last year's Easter Show.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to get them popped up, so they were happy.

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<v Speaker 2>They were already rare and go.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you use the threat of not going to the

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<v Speaker 1>Easter Show as a way of disciplining them or getting

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<v Speaker 1>them to behave.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, where we're all going to go? And you're not coming,

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<v Speaker 2>You're not coming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you can say I had to.

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<v Speaker 2>I had to. That's part of it's the fun of

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<v Speaker 2>being a parent.

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<v Speaker 1>If I did, that's why we do this.

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<v Speaker 3>If I couldn't do.

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<v Speaker 2>That, I wouldn't want to your parent. Okay, now, very good.

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<v Speaker 2>I am surprised at how well the kids behaved the

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<v Speaker 2>whole time, really looking forward, except for like Macy loves

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<v Speaker 2>petting zoo. He does shot no shockingly because if there's

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<v Speaker 2>a bug in Macy's room, she'll scream and point and

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<v Speaker 2>she's like like to the point where you have to

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<v Speaker 2>get if it's on the roof, you're going to move

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<v Speaker 2>her bed, get this tiny bug off the steel.

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<v Speaker 1>She's into the pettings, but loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar hated it, but or Macy was like walking around

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<v Speaker 2>patting them, laughing at big thick like big ones like things.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, Lamas, and it's a really really good

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<v Speaker 3>petting uo.

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<v Speaker 2>They got there. It's huge.

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<v Speaker 1>The animals are into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess they have to be because they get fed.

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<v Speaker 3>It's great.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got Macy enjoying it, and Oscar got like pick

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<v Speaker 2>me up, pick me up, holding him and just like

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<v Speaker 2>chotring On has it always been like that is no,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Something's happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But anyway, other than that, really really

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<v Speaker 2>well behaved. We saw all the animals, went to the horses.

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<v Speaker 2>He was a bit scared of the cows because of

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<v Speaker 2>how big theyre. Fucking huge, those cows award winning cows.

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<v Speaker 1>You forget how big cows really are.

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<v Speaker 2>You do you're doing tol You will pass one that's

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<v Speaker 2>that big and you're like, holy, that's not.

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<v Speaker 1>That big piece.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had a knife and fork in a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they make the connection. It's always a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>tricky when like the padding a chicken and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>they're so cute, and then they're like I want chicken

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<v Speaker 1>nuggets and they're like, hang on a second.

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<v Speaker 2>The chickens like excuse me now. One person who was

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<v Speaker 2>not behaved was me. Take yourself back to a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days ago where I said I need to fix

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<v Speaker 2>this rig.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you sent me a photo of your backside and

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<v Speaker 1>you said I need to fix this, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you look great. You don't need to fix anything. We've

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<v Speaker 1>had quite.

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<v Speaker 3>A fun month, let's say a fun month of the.

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<v Speaker 4>Trip to Vegas full of burgers, burgers, you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>cans again, chippies, pizzas, pizzas, beers, sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been living the good life. And I said to

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<v Speaker 1>you much was a dangerous month.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, And I said, look, I've got like a

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<v Speaker 2>month between now and when I've got some other stuff

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<v Speaker 2>on that I that I want, you know, I just

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<v Speaker 2>want to like fix the rig. So I went into

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<v Speaker 2>the Easter Show eight before I left the house, ate

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<v Speaker 2>something quite healthy, like some eggs and protein and blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah, get ready to do some kilk kilometers. And

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<v Speaker 2>it's like when you go to the zoo. As soon

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<v Speaker 2>as you get there, your legs hurt and you're hungry immediately.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like when you go to the shop, something to

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<v Speaker 3>do with the lights.

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<v Speaker 2>I get hungry and I'm like, I want a kebab.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to Ali Barber kebab immediately in my mouth

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<v Speaker 3>and those chips.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. Quit the record.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to Ali Baba.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, okay, I'm not gonna I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to eat too badly until I walked literally physically

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<v Speaker 2>walked in and I was like, well, I'm just fucking starving.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>It's ten thirty in the morning. Now, I just want

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<v Speaker 3>to run you through.

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<v Speaker 1>BASI was like patting a little piglet, and you're like, just.

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<v Speaker 2>We hadn't got to it. We hadn't even got to

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<v Speaker 2>the It was literally the first food truck.

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<v Speaker 3>As soon as I walked in, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, oh, spoken like a true dad.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll get through what.

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<v Speaker 3>I ate over the course of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>You mind you. I was home by four pm, so

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<v Speaker 2>ten thirty to four pm.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what was on the menu for Ashway.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, here we go. First thing to start.

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<v Speaker 2>With the little coke zero, right, you love a coch.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like wet the paltte, wet.

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<v Speaker 2>The palette, but alongside that cleanse the palate, alongside zero Schnitzelberger.

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<v Speaker 2>Next thing, Dagwood dog German sausage, Jesus homemade lemonade, a

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<v Speaker 2>large one. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Then I finished that off with a bit of ribs.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa half or what how many ribs we talking?

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<v Speaker 2>That's half rack of ribs. I'm not judging, Okay. Chicken skewers,

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<v Speaker 2>sarte chicken skewers, the extra sauce. They're lovely. That was delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Corn on a stick. You've got tymes too, you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a chip on a stick times two fairy floss on

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<v Speaker 2>a stick, also gosly May donut on a stick, followed

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<v Speaker 2>up by another goslet May a meat one, this time

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<v Speaker 2>because the veggie one was very good, the meat one awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Finished off with some ice cream, an ice cream Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>to be exactly a flake one with extra sauce, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I finished Oscars ice cream.

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<v Speaker 3>Grand total, it's about two hundred.

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<v Speaker 2>And thirty something dollars worth of food that I ate

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<v Speaker 2>at the Easter Show. Oops.

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<v Speaker 3>I literally could not stop eating.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember we're coming back from Vegas and you're like, fucking hell,

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<v Speaker 2>you've eaten all days is all you've done.

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<v Speaker 1>There's two modes with you. You're either fasting. You'll have like

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<v Speaker 1>a drink in the afternoon and that's all you have

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<v Speaker 1>for the entire day, or you're just this machine tuning,

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<v Speaker 1>just opening the dollar and just letting everything come in.

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<v Speaker 2>I pretty much did the Easter Show tour of food trucks.

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<v Speaker 1>Did April say anything? Was she?

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<v Speaker 2>She wouldn't dare anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So when you say you finished Oscar's ice cream, is

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<v Speaker 1>that because he couldn't finish it? Or you're just like

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<v Speaker 1>I was like.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, you go.

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<v Speaker 3>He left it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, he can't work out the structural integrity of ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay on a cone. Okay, if you're eating a cone,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to lick around it to keep it standing tall.

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<v Speaker 2>He can't quite work that out. Tries to lick the

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<v Speaker 2>top falls over. So I was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm taken that and finish the ice cream.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I know that I'm not the only man.

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<v Speaker 2>To eat his way through the East Show like this.

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<v Speaker 3>I guarantee you and I saw it.

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<v Speaker 2>There were dads everywhere walking around pulling those trolleys that

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<v Speaker 2>had pre made lunches and stuff in them for the

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<v Speaker 2>kids and whatever. But dad's holing into a dagwood dog.

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<v Speaker 3>I got a jumbo dagwood dog. Thing was fucking huge.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like that big how many inches well, boost

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<v Speaker 2>of how many inches I have, I would say it's

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<v Speaker 2>similar to about twelve to thirteen inches. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It was big, full of better full of Tomo sauce.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what, Sometimes you just need to treat yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>I also had a hot dog that I just remembered. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>all the.

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<v Speaker 1>Vendors there are like we've had record profits.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, do you know who has a truck there? Chebo

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<v Speaker 2>has a truck there?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's that again?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? Chevo does the burgerscho But I I messaged

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<v Speaker 2>him in the morning saying I'm coming to see and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like, fatten down that.

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<v Speaker 1>More beef.

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't find him, so they're still in business.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just imagining like they do the Parade of animals,

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<v Speaker 1>like because the cows are on show and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Just sitting there with a knife and walking that and.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you're like walking onto the pitch and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>who the hell is this guy? And you're just like

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<v Speaker 1>gnawing on a live cow. Just work.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got one for me and one for milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's my prize, daisy?

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<v Speaker 2>Hell yeah. Anyway, other than that, each the show was

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<v Speaker 2>very good. Kids fell asleep in the car at the

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<v Speaker 2>most awkward time on the way home, so they were

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<v Speaker 2>up all night.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably I'm so tired still two days later.

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<v Speaker 1>That explains a lot that does. But hey, from this

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<v Speaker 1>moment on and again, you don't need to fix anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing's broken. But you've had You've had your fun. Now

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<v Speaker 1>it's time it's time to knuckle down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting fat shamed in my own No, no, not here,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting fat shamed. I'm glad you had fun, honestly

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<v Speaker 2>the most fun I've had in a while. The food, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I knew I was going to fail as soon as

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<v Speaker 2>I walked in.

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<v Speaker 3>There are you going back?

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<v Speaker 2>And the first thing, I'm just going back for food.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going back for lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good thing is out at Olympic Park and

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<v Speaker 1>not more local to where you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm getting the food shipped over.

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<v Speaker 2>Uber Eats.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, look, i'd love to get your opinion on this, yep,

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<v Speaker 1>because I feel like, well, based on how you feel

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<v Speaker 1>about Christmas, I think you'll feel quite strongly about this

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<v Speaker 1>date in particular Easter Easter.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, we're talk part of the four day We're

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<v Speaker 2>talking Festival of Chocolate. Do you hate?

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<v Speaker 1>I just hate the whole fucking thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a bit like that.

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<v Speaker 1>This is very controversial. But hey, I'm going to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate Easter.

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<v Speaker 2>I applaud you. Takes a big man to admit that.

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<v Speaker 1>I never used to hate Easter. You know, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>to finished record early today because I've got an Easter

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<v Speaker 1>hat parade.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>But yes, I don't know if any of the early

0:22:06.440 --> 0:22:09.960
<v Speaker 1>educators from my daycare are listening, they may be. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it is a lovely gesture doing an Easter hat parade,

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<v Speaker 1>and ours is better than the ones that other people

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<v Speaker 1>do because previously you had to make your own Easter hat.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the phase what I'm in.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's and like, so you didn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>make yours. No, thank god they provided them. They make them,

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<v Speaker 1>the kids make it and they lead up too, which

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<v Speaker 1>is just that greade should be done.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to figure out how you hate it so much?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, because I hate it because well.

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<v Speaker 2>April the last two days been halfing on about making

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<v Speaker 2>this Easter hat. Okay at me because apparently it's my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking job to do. So I got all the materials

0:22:48.600 --> 0:22:49.000
<v Speaker 2>this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you get the materials from?

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<v Speaker 2>Just from some shit two dollars shop? And then I

0:22:53.240 --> 0:22:55.280
<v Speaker 2>walk downstairs and she's got the super glue out. It's

0:22:55.320 --> 0:22:57.159
<v Speaker 2>all over the table and her hands stuck to the

0:22:57.200 --> 0:23:01.520
<v Speaker 2>fucking table just exactly, and she's stuck to the table

0:23:01.600 --> 0:23:03.680
<v Speaker 2>and then stuck to her is like all this shit,

0:23:04.080 --> 0:23:04.720
<v Speaker 2>and I was just.

0:23:04.600 --> 0:23:06.320
<v Speaker 3>Trying to figure out what's going on. But anyway.

0:23:06.359 --> 0:23:08.720
<v Speaker 1>So, well, that's the problem. I think parents have enough

0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:11.919
<v Speaker 1>going on. The last thing they need to absolutely fucking

0:23:12.000 --> 0:23:16.200
<v Speaker 1>unravel the week is the responsibility of making an Easter

0:23:16.320 --> 0:23:18.520
<v Speaker 1>hat that's going to be on display for every other

0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:20.360
<v Speaker 1>parent to fucking judge.

0:23:21.440 --> 0:23:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Like, you sound like you lost an Easter hat parade.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, So what we used to do at the

0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:30.240
<v Speaker 1>old daycare is my sister, who is very artsy and crafty.

0:23:30.640 --> 0:23:32.480
<v Speaker 1>We would have an Easter hat that would do the

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<v Speaker 1>rounds ah. It was like a slut of an easter hat.

0:23:37.160 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 1>It went around it every day care. Everyone passed it around.

0:23:39.640 --> 0:23:41.080
<v Speaker 3>They all went to different daycares.

0:23:41.280 --> 0:23:43.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we would like to get away with it.

0:23:43.160 --> 0:23:44.800
<v Speaker 1>But by the time we would get it though, would

0:23:44.800 --> 0:23:47.440
<v Speaker 1>be manky. It was like it had seen better days.

0:23:47.440 --> 0:23:48.760
<v Speaker 1>It had been used and abused.

0:23:48.840 --> 0:23:52.320
<v Speaker 2>April's friend used to make ours because she's real mumsy.

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<v Speaker 1>What would you give her in return?

0:23:54.080 --> 0:23:56.200
<v Speaker 2>What was her nothing? She just loved it.

0:23:56.280 --> 0:23:56.800
<v Speaker 1>That's weird.

0:23:57.000 --> 0:23:58.480
<v Speaker 3>But she didn't do it this year, and now I'm

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<v Speaker 3>off it.

0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, she's probably listening, So if you're listening, get back

0:24:01.800 --> 0:24:05.240
<v Speaker 2>to it next year. I want them, I want a

0:24:05.280 --> 0:24:05.880
<v Speaker 2>couple of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just think it's okay. So the good

0:24:09.960 --> 0:24:12.720
<v Speaker 1>thing about the Easter Hat parade today is the fact

0:24:12.720 --> 0:24:15.359
<v Speaker 1>that the kids have made it already. We're coming in.

0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:19.120
<v Speaker 1>We don't have to bring anything, but you know, normally

0:24:19.119 --> 0:24:22.199
<v Speaker 1>you're paying for daycare until like five five point thirty.

0:24:22.640 --> 0:24:26.159
<v Speaker 1>We've got to get there early. We're going to get

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<v Speaker 1>there early for the East to Hat parade swindled, which

0:24:30.080 --> 0:24:33.200
<v Speaker 1>the kids, Let's be honest, they're all petrified walking out

0:24:33.200 --> 0:24:36.240
<v Speaker 1>into like the outside. All the parents are there looking

0:24:36.280 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>at them.

0:24:36.640 --> 0:24:37.960
<v Speaker 3>And it's not like you can be like, oh, that

0:24:38.000 --> 0:24:40.800
<v Speaker 3>was good parade, see your kids. Seeing in another two hours.

0:24:41.960 --> 0:24:43.640
<v Speaker 1>Take the kids. So then all of a sudden, you're

0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:45.720
<v Speaker 1>doing like almost a half day of daycare.

0:24:46.119 --> 0:24:48.399
<v Speaker 2>There's all these parents out there right now listening to

0:24:48.440 --> 0:24:51.320
<v Speaker 2>you tell this story, going fucking dare they I'm glad

0:24:51.359 --> 0:24:53.520
<v Speaker 2>someone's standing up for us.

0:24:54.119 --> 0:25:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Cancel, yeah, jesus. Okay. Then in addition to that, let's

0:25:00.320 --> 0:25:05.359
<v Speaker 1>be honest, East Long Weekend is an absolute asshole of

0:25:05.400 --> 0:25:05.920
<v Speaker 1>a weekend.

0:25:06.000 --> 0:25:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, all of a sudden, the population grows by

0:25:09.280 --> 0:25:10.560
<v Speaker 2>like three or four times.

0:25:12.080 --> 0:25:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Everyone is like, oh my god, we've got popped up

0:25:14.840 --> 0:25:17.280
<v Speaker 1>on chocolate. We've got two extra days on the weekend.

0:25:17.400 --> 0:25:20.080
<v Speaker 1>Let's pack up the car with every belonging that we have.

0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Let's put the couch in there, the TV, the fishing rods,

0:25:23.240 --> 0:25:25.359
<v Speaker 1>where's Nana? Put her on the back as well, and

0:25:25.520 --> 0:25:29.240
<v Speaker 1>let's drive three hours away. Because it's every every.

0:25:29.119 --> 0:25:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Bond the same. It's always three somewhere between two and

0:25:32.520 --> 0:25:33.920
<v Speaker 2>a half and three hours.

0:25:34.119 --> 0:25:38.000
<v Speaker 1>Traffic is an absolute bloody nightmare. Like the moment you

0:25:38.080 --> 0:25:40.080
<v Speaker 1>leave your driveway, you just don't stand still traffic.

0:25:40.160 --> 0:25:42.000
<v Speaker 2>What about those people who can't afford to go away?

0:25:42.040 --> 0:25:48.080
<v Speaker 1>Man, you better thank your lucky stars. You're the lucky one.

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:51.479
<v Speaker 1>Traffic sucks.

0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:53.640
<v Speaker 3>It's brutal. It's a shit weekend.

0:25:53.880 --> 0:25:55.640
<v Speaker 2>It's also it's a religious weekend.

0:25:56.200 --> 0:25:57.040
<v Speaker 1>What's your point.

0:25:59.359 --> 0:26:01.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm not really except for that time my mum faked

0:26:01.880 --> 0:26:03.879
<v Speaker 2>for me to be Catholic to get into that Catholic school.

0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:06.520
<v Speaker 2>But that's the only time I've ever been religious. But

0:26:06.560 --> 0:26:09.320
<v Speaker 2>then it's like, are we basing a whole.

0:26:09.119 --> 0:26:11.600
<v Speaker 3>Weekend now around something one?

0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:13.240
<v Speaker 2>Something that doesn't exist?

0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:18.800
<v Speaker 3>Whoa, whoa, sorry you got kids in the car. Let

0:26:18.880 --> 0:26:20.320
<v Speaker 3>me just a little trigger warning here.

0:26:20.560 --> 0:26:21.679
<v Speaker 2>The Easter bunny Matt.

0:26:22.880 --> 0:26:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Is written in the Bible.

0:26:23.800 --> 0:26:28.360
<v Speaker 2>He's pooping out chocolate eggs. There's something wrong with that, bunny.

0:26:28.560 --> 0:26:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The fact that kids aren't.

0:26:30.320 --> 0:26:32.359
<v Speaker 2>Questioning I don't know, man, I don't know.

0:26:32.320 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 1>But yes, I'm essentially eating rabbit shit.

0:26:34.960 --> 0:26:38.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm with you. I'm not as outspoken about Easter as

0:26:38.600 --> 0:26:42.160
<v Speaker 2>I am Christmas because I kin't of just have forgotten

0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:44.720
<v Speaker 2>about it until the two or three days before.

0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:45.760
<v Speaker 1>Thank good.

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:47.440
<v Speaker 3>Also, I love chocolate.

0:26:48.800 --> 0:26:52.960
<v Speaker 1>And it's and the I guess hot Cross buns I

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:55.240
<v Speaker 1>think are great. I think we should have Holt Cross buns.

0:26:55.080 --> 0:26:58.040
<v Speaker 3>All year round, just the fruit ones.

0:26:58.119 --> 0:27:00.640
<v Speaker 2>Or have you had the chocolate one of chalk chip?

0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Sure?

0:27:01.119 --> 0:27:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Or no full chock like a double chok? Yeah?

0:27:04.200 --> 0:27:07.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I've had of the chuck chip. I think they're

0:27:07.119 --> 0:27:08.880
<v Speaker 1>a great thing. When people complain that the hot Cross

0:27:08.920 --> 0:27:11.240
<v Speaker 1>bunds have come out early, I'm like, why are we

0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:13.800
<v Speaker 1>complaining about something good that's more accessible.

0:27:13.960 --> 0:27:14.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:27:14.440 --> 0:27:15.639
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make any sense.

0:27:15.400 --> 0:27:18.159
<v Speaker 2>Because people love to find things that complain about.

0:27:20.240 --> 0:27:22.760
<v Speaker 1>So I think from now on, from this moment on,

0:27:23.440 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 1>we will no longer take trips away during Eastern But also,

0:27:29.080 --> 0:27:31.240
<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe this is adding to it, is the

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:34.040
<v Speaker 1>fact that Laura is leaving me this weekend.

0:27:34.280 --> 0:27:35.080
<v Speaker 3>She going away.

0:27:35.240 --> 0:27:37.960
<v Speaker 1>She's going away on her own.

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:39.200
<v Speaker 3>No kids, Easter weekend.

0:27:39.400 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 1>She's going to Bali for a week for work, divorce

0:27:44.520 --> 0:27:49.720
<v Speaker 1>for work. So she's leaving me. And you know, I

0:27:49.760 --> 0:27:52.760
<v Speaker 1>love I love having the kids on the weekend. It's great.

0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:54.800
<v Speaker 3>I look forward to some sort of monster.

0:27:56.880 --> 0:28:00.160
<v Speaker 1>I do enjoy it. But then comes Sunday afternoon, I'm

0:28:00.160 --> 0:28:01.680
<v Speaker 1>pretty excited to drop them off.

0:28:01.560 --> 0:28:07.200
<v Speaker 2>For day Monday morning, I'm like, yeah, it's a freedom,

0:28:07.960 --> 0:28:09.240
<v Speaker 2>it is all about me now.

0:28:09.960 --> 0:28:13.040
<v Speaker 1>But but to make matters worse, and I think this

0:28:13.200 --> 0:28:16.879
<v Speaker 1>is what is the main issue here. Okay, daycare fees,

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:19.680
<v Speaker 1>you know we're going to say're very expensive.

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 2>Can I just put a trigger warning in front of

0:28:22.000 --> 0:28:23.639
<v Speaker 2>what you're going to say, because I know exactly what

0:28:23.680 --> 0:28:24.200
<v Speaker 2>you're going to say.

0:28:24.400 --> 0:28:26.240
<v Speaker 3>I think we winged about this last year.

0:28:26.640 --> 0:28:29.600
<v Speaker 1>The fact that we're paying for Yeah, the kids go

0:28:29.640 --> 0:28:32.679
<v Speaker 1>on Friday, I pay for that, both kids, Maley and Lola.

0:28:33.040 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 1>And then Monday, public holiday, you're still pay You're paying

0:28:37.600 --> 0:28:39.640
<v Speaker 1>for two kids to be at daycare.

0:28:39.800 --> 0:28:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Thank god, But do you know what they say, at

0:28:42.080 --> 0:28:44.840
<v Speaker 2>least we help them make the Easter hats, and you

0:28:45.040 --> 0:28:49.840
<v Speaker 2>shut I know I've seen do you know how many tiktoks.

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:51.160
<v Speaker 2>I've seen people winged about this.

0:28:52.160 --> 0:28:53.160
<v Speaker 1>I want to get on that train.

0:28:53.800 --> 0:28:55.520
<v Speaker 2>You get me in there, get your phone out and

0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 2>just start talking to your phones. Yeah, slipstream you in

0:28:58.520 --> 0:29:01.400
<v Speaker 2>into the Easter Haunds like Maddie's standing up for us.

0:29:01.480 --> 0:29:04.440
<v Speaker 2>If you're listening and your own or run a daycare center,

0:29:04.760 --> 0:29:05.680
<v Speaker 2>give us a fucking break.

0:29:05.680 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 3>Give us a day in lou Give us a.

0:29:07.720 --> 0:29:10.200
<v Speaker 1>Day in Lou. Day in lou Open up on a

0:29:10.240 --> 0:29:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Saturday or a Sunday. Just give us one day back.

0:29:14.200 --> 0:29:17.040
<v Speaker 1>Public holidays when you're when you have kids in daycare,

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:19.120
<v Speaker 1>are the fucking worst days.

0:29:19.360 --> 0:29:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Get they've got. They've still got to pay their staff

0:29:21.480 --> 0:29:24.280
<v Speaker 2>for that day, though they do, they do.

0:29:24.760 --> 0:29:27.760
<v Speaker 1>I will say once again to all the teachers you

0:29:27.840 --> 0:29:30.120
<v Speaker 1>look after my kids. You're doing a great job, and

0:29:30.160 --> 0:29:32.160
<v Speaker 1>I really appreciate you're sending me broke.

0:29:33.120 --> 0:29:34.959
<v Speaker 2>Let's add that to the list of piece people are

0:29:34.960 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 2>going to be disgruntled by these podcasts. It's dentists, rural doctors,

0:29:40.280 --> 0:29:43.440
<v Speaker 2>and now daycare teachers. We're not going to be allowed

0:29:43.600 --> 0:29:45.160
<v Speaker 2>in any daycare, but I have.

0:29:45.680 --> 0:29:50.280
<v Speaker 1>And also fans of Paramatta Eels, oh yeah them too,

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:51.800
<v Speaker 1>who hate Ashley, who.

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 2>I've got many a death threat from Paramatta Eel fans.

0:29:56.520 --> 0:29:58.479
<v Speaker 1>Ash, I am, of course, referring to the fact that

0:29:58.560 --> 0:30:03.120
<v Speaker 1>you were a little joyous and the fact that paramounta

0:30:03.160 --> 0:30:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Eels have an injured player.

0:30:06.080 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't joyous. I just said you.

0:30:08.600 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 1>Can thank us and mainly see eagle.

0:30:13.000 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 2>I did an eagle symbol and someone did send me

0:30:16.320 --> 0:30:19.680
<v Speaker 2>a death threat and also a strongly worded email.

0:30:19.840 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 1>People are very passionate about footy.

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Ash also get a life.

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:29.040
<v Speaker 2>But yes, of course, Matt and you can watch every

0:30:29.120 --> 0:30:32.760
<v Speaker 2>game of every round on KO which are ko. Everyone

0:30:32.840 --> 0:30:35.240
<v Speaker 2>is welcome, of course, even if you only go for

0:30:35.280 --> 0:30:36.640
<v Speaker 2>the team because they have the best mascot.

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Who do you think has the best mascot in the NRL?

0:30:39.160 --> 0:30:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Here's your pick.

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:42.280
<v Speaker 3>Look, I think the most confusing mascot.

0:30:41.960 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>Is the Storm Terrible.

0:30:45.120 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 3>How does that work?

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:47.400
<v Speaker 1>He's just a guy with a lightning bolt.

0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:49.840
<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't it be the Thunders.

0:30:48.920 --> 0:30:53.040
<v Speaker 1>I do like the Bunnies. I do like the Bunnies

0:30:53.080 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 1>mascot Russell Crow. My favorite thing about going to Broncos

0:30:59.360 --> 0:31:02.960
<v Speaker 1>games in Queensland and Brisbane was the fact they would

0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:06.720
<v Speaker 1>have a horse horse up and down the sideline. The

0:31:06.880 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 1>horse is probably petrified.

0:31:08.480 --> 0:31:09.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, what's.

0:31:09.560 --> 0:31:14.240
<v Speaker 1>All this normal factory you talk about?

0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:17.320
<v Speaker 2>Bron This weekend man is action packed. There's a lot

0:31:17.360 --> 0:31:19.320
<v Speaker 2>going on, so get on board. What do we got.

0:31:19.520 --> 0:31:21.600
<v Speaker 1>We've got the Japanese Grand Prix that is going to

0:31:21.640 --> 0:31:26.000
<v Speaker 1>be three pm Australian Eastern Standard time, and with daylight

0:31:26.080 --> 0:31:29.640
<v Speaker 1>savings ending on Sunday, which is the race day, it's

0:31:29.640 --> 0:31:31.960
<v Speaker 1>going to be prime time for Aussies to watch that race.

0:31:32.040 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 1>Not like the normal times you have to get up

0:31:34.080 --> 0:31:35.960
<v Speaker 1>at all hours of the morning to night there.

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:36.800
<v Speaker 2>I just wouldn't do it.

0:31:37.280 --> 0:31:39.760
<v Speaker 1>You're not a true fan like some of us. Like

0:31:39.840 --> 0:31:42.560
<v Speaker 1>some of us, Yes, as there is also a massive

0:31:42.560 --> 0:31:46.640
<v Speaker 1>weekend of NRL, your beloved Manly. They are up against

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 1>remind me a formidable team.

0:31:49.640 --> 0:31:53.520
<v Speaker 2>The Raining champions Penrose Panthers.

0:31:53.720 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 3>At least it will be in four KA.

0:31:56.160 --> 0:31:58.960
<v Speaker 1>I can watch my team get decimated in four K.

0:31:59.440 --> 0:32:00.680
<v Speaker 1>Good luck, I hope.

0:32:00.680 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm actually planning on going to that game with Oscar

0:32:03.800 --> 0:32:06.720
<v Speaker 2>his first ever game, so in true Manly fashion, I

0:32:06.720 --> 0:32:07.920
<v Speaker 2>wanted to experience this point.

0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 1>We also have Broncos up against the Storm and.

0:32:12.920 --> 0:32:14.560
<v Speaker 3>The Broncos are looking good, but do you know who

0:32:14.600 --> 0:32:15.640
<v Speaker 3>returns this week.

0:32:15.480 --> 0:32:20.840
<v Speaker 1>Munster, he's back. The groin is it's repaired itself right now,

0:32:20.880 --> 0:32:23.760
<v Speaker 1>it looks good. We also have Cowboys versus Titans, and

0:32:23.840 --> 0:32:27.200
<v Speaker 1>the Raiders versus the Eels, and once again ash all

0:32:27.280 --> 0:32:28.400
<v Speaker 1>live and in four.

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:30.120
<v Speaker 2>K and no ad breaks during play.

0:32:30.560 --> 0:32:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Love that there is plenty on for everyone this week,

0:32:34.760 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 1>so get on board with ko. It's now also available

0:32:37.800 --> 0:32:38.840
<v Speaker 1>on Hubble and.

0:32:38.800 --> 0:32:42.920
<v Speaker 2>They do don't forget have that seven day free trial.

0:32:43.120 --> 0:32:44.360
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for reminding us.

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:46.640
<v Speaker 3>Good, thank you for reminding us Aboutdalla's hoping it's ONNY

0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:47.200
<v Speaker 3>on Sunday.

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:51.680
<v Speaker 2>Matt, something I do want to I don't want to

0:32:51.800 --> 0:32:58.360
<v Speaker 2>directly blame Maley, your eldest daughter, for something that now.

0:32:58.240 --> 0:33:01.600
<v Speaker 1>Would be very careful that Oscar does you word this sentence.

0:33:02.360 --> 0:33:04.400
<v Speaker 3>It's not a direct blame, because we'll climb out.

0:33:05.520 --> 0:33:07.520
<v Speaker 1>And no, she is a bit of a nightmare.

0:33:07.920 --> 0:33:11.280
<v Speaker 3>She's an enabler. She enable yet nightmare not so much.

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:14.320
<v Speaker 2>She's lovely, she's very sweet, much better. I'm just gonna

0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:20.440
<v Speaker 2>shit sandwich this. I've noticed that something Oscar has picked

0:33:20.520 --> 0:33:22.920
<v Speaker 2>up from someone. I don't know if it's Marley, I

0:33:22.920 --> 0:33:25.120
<v Speaker 2>don't know if he's picked it up from KINDI no

0:33:25.360 --> 0:33:29.040
<v Speaker 2>other kids that Oscar hangs out with directly do this.

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:31.400
<v Speaker 2>And we have spoken about it before. It's not a

0:33:31.440 --> 0:33:34.080
<v Speaker 2>secret that Marley sucks her thumb.

0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:37.720
<v Speaker 1>Oh she loves it. Oh yeah, it's a vice for sure.

0:33:37.760 --> 0:33:41.280
<v Speaker 2>So we did spend a week together on a cruise ship.

0:33:41.320 --> 0:33:45.440
<v Speaker 2>We will very every meal together, every day together, the

0:33:45.520 --> 0:33:47.480
<v Speaker 2>kids all together, all the time.

0:33:47.760 --> 0:33:50.760
<v Speaker 3>Oscar has never sucked his thumb ever.

0:33:52.200 --> 0:33:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Since then. And I'm not I'm not directly blaming Marley.

0:33:57.720 --> 0:33:59.360
<v Speaker 1>I think I blame Marley.

0:33:59.440 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 2>You blame her? Yeah, Okay, because I was trying to

0:34:01.600 --> 0:34:06.800
<v Speaker 2>be nice. This morning was the last draw because I

0:34:06.920 --> 0:34:11.480
<v Speaker 2>was like, I've seen it from a distance. I thought nothing,

0:34:11.600 --> 0:34:15.120
<v Speaker 2>really too much of it, Like, okay, well I do

0:34:15.200 --> 0:34:15.440
<v Speaker 2>I do.

0:34:15.560 --> 0:34:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Recall we were getting the taxi back to the airport

0:34:19.280 --> 0:34:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and we're sitting there and he put his thumb in

0:34:21.560 --> 0:34:23.279
<v Speaker 1>his mouth, and you were like, hey, what do you

0:34:23.320 --> 0:34:24.959
<v Speaker 1>doing there, buddy? Get that thing out of there. Doesn't

0:34:24.960 --> 0:34:28.839
<v Speaker 1>belong there. I feel like with Oscar, you know those

0:34:28.920 --> 0:34:32.520
<v Speaker 1>friends that didn't do any drugs or like drink much

0:34:32.520 --> 0:34:36.000
<v Speaker 1>alcohol in high school and they got to their thirties

0:34:36.040 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 1>and then someone was like, hey, try a line.

0:34:38.520 --> 0:34:45.080
<v Speaker 3>Of casmthy We didn't go for anything real pg there.

0:34:45.080 --> 0:34:46.520
<v Speaker 2>We went for the hard stuff.

0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:48.239
<v Speaker 1>And they just go off the rails and it's when

0:34:48.280 --> 0:34:50.800
<v Speaker 1>they get a taste of the good stuff that's Oscar

0:34:50.840 --> 0:34:53.799
<v Speaker 1>for Oscar is essentially a thirty year old who's now

0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:54.480
<v Speaker 1>smoking math.

0:34:54.760 --> 0:34:55.720
<v Speaker 2>Yea me and Oscar.

0:34:58.200 --> 0:34:59.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so thanks for that.

0:35:00.280 --> 0:35:03.319
<v Speaker 1>Lola is addicted to the dummy. Yeah, Marley's addicted to

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:07.520
<v Speaker 1>the Sometimes maybe this may be bad, but she's really upset.

0:35:07.520 --> 0:35:11.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, just suck your thumb and then she's like,

0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:13.520
<v Speaker 1>oh that's better, Like it just calms her right down.

0:35:14.000 --> 0:35:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Just suck them yeah, and she's like, oh, that's right.

0:35:16.160 --> 0:35:17.480
<v Speaker 1>It's this this guy.

0:35:17.600 --> 0:35:21.200
<v Speaker 2>You mentioned addictions to dummy, which is not an obscure addiction,

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:23.520
<v Speaker 2>Like there's lots of kids out there that have to

0:35:23.560 --> 0:35:26.560
<v Speaker 2>have their dummy. My kids have never had that. But

0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:31.920
<v Speaker 2>Macy's picked up something that is and I'll call it

0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:35.560
<v Speaker 2>an addiction, but it's only an addictions because we enabled

0:35:35.600 --> 0:35:36.960
<v Speaker 2>it and we started it.

0:35:37.600 --> 0:35:40.879
<v Speaker 3>So Eclipse Mints.

0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:41.520
<v Speaker 2>You.

0:35:52.280 --> 0:35:56.399
<v Speaker 1>Love a mint? Can I just inform the listeners that

0:35:57.160 --> 0:36:01.440
<v Speaker 1>where whenever we go out with Ash is his phone,

0:36:01.600 --> 0:36:04.280
<v Speaker 1>his wallet and a sack of mints.

0:36:04.680 --> 0:36:06.759
<v Speaker 2>It's like a drug bag full of mint means it

0:36:06.800 --> 0:36:09.480
<v Speaker 2>looks like it looks like it looks like pills. But

0:36:09.880 --> 0:36:12.400
<v Speaker 2>we have them in the car all the time, and April,

0:36:12.480 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 2>you think, I love Eclipse mints, the missus, so we

0:36:19.320 --> 0:36:21.600
<v Speaker 2>have him in the car and I think one day

0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Macy was like, I want one, and they're sugar free.

0:36:26.520 --> 0:36:29.160
<v Speaker 2>Whatever I go to shut her up, we gave her one,

0:36:29.520 --> 0:36:31.719
<v Speaker 2>and you know, it was nothing, It was nothing, It

0:36:31.760 --> 0:36:33.960
<v Speaker 2>was harmless. Was it turned out to be a gateway,

0:36:34.600 --> 0:36:37.960
<v Speaker 2>but like we would we were giving them to her

0:36:38.120 --> 0:36:41.200
<v Speaker 2>when she would be like, I want one and to

0:36:41.280 --> 0:36:43.600
<v Speaker 2>keep the peace, and it keeps her occupied because she

0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:46.759
<v Speaker 2>holds it and she just sucks it for ages, kind

0:36:46.760 --> 0:36:48.800
<v Speaker 2>of like stuck on a finger that dissolves.

0:36:49.120 --> 0:36:51.920
<v Speaker 3>Imagine if Marley's fingers dissolved anyway.

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:58.360
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, don't need that kind of stress in my life anyway.

0:36:58.400 --> 0:36:59.200
<v Speaker 3>So it started like that.

0:36:59.280 --> 0:37:02.359
<v Speaker 2>And then when we were away the other day two

0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 2>when we went on that cruise, we flew up, we

0:37:04.600 --> 0:37:05.520
<v Speaker 2>stayed somewhere.

0:37:05.640 --> 0:37:09.920
<v Speaker 3>So for that whole time it became something that she used.

0:37:10.080 --> 0:37:13.680
<v Speaker 2>We would use also to distract her, kind of like

0:37:13.719 --> 0:37:16.239
<v Speaker 2>a bribe, but distracting it will keep her quiet for

0:37:16.280 --> 0:37:19.160
<v Speaker 2>like ten minutes or something like that, and one turned

0:37:19.200 --> 0:37:21.480
<v Speaker 2>into having to double fist it having two.

0:37:21.760 --> 0:37:24.360
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, And it was just like, oh, this is

0:37:24.520 --> 0:37:25.080
<v Speaker 3>on holiday.

0:37:25.080 --> 0:37:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever worry that other people would look at

0:37:27.400 --> 0:37:29.800
<v Speaker 1>her and be like, is that kid double fisting to

0:37:29.960 --> 0:37:30.760
<v Speaker 1>eclipse mins?

0:37:32.400 --> 0:37:37.920
<v Speaker 2>Mind your business, That's what I say. Yeah, So I

0:37:38.000 --> 0:37:39.880
<v Speaker 2>was like, this is a holiday thing. Yeah, it's fine,

0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:40.399
<v Speaker 2>this is fine.

0:37:40.440 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Holidays. Rules go out the window. Whatever, whatever keeps kids happy.

0:37:44.160 --> 0:37:46.479
<v Speaker 2>She's like a crack addict. Now, yeah, think about any

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:49.719
<v Speaker 2>drug addict activity that would do other than sucking dick

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:57.600
<v Speaker 2>in a bathroom. Sorry, so I've hidden them. She finds

0:37:57.640 --> 0:37:58.640
<v Speaker 2>them because.

0:37:58.440 --> 0:37:59.720
<v Speaker 3>They rattle as well.

0:38:00.480 --> 0:38:03.719
<v Speaker 2>It's like she'll be upstairs and I'll rattle the mint.

0:38:03.760 --> 0:38:04.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any on me.

0:38:04.520 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 3>It's the first time I love having had any mints.

0:38:06.520 --> 0:38:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Because MASI he's taken them.

0:38:07.640 --> 0:38:11.160
<v Speaker 3>Moments we're out of mints. She'll but like what she'll do.

0:38:11.600 --> 0:38:14.759
<v Speaker 2>I'll hear the chat the little kid's chair because she

0:38:14.800 --> 0:38:16.320
<v Speaker 2>can't lift it up, so she's got to push it

0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:17.600
<v Speaker 2>along the tiles. It makes that.

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:20.000
<v Speaker 3>I'll hear it from upstairs.

0:38:20.040 --> 0:38:21.240
<v Speaker 1>I'll be like, are you freaking serious?

0:38:21.800 --> 0:38:25.840
<v Speaker 2>And I'll go downstairs and she's in a random cupboard

0:38:25.840 --> 0:38:29.800
<v Speaker 2>on the kitchen bench, flinging things around trying to find

0:38:29.800 --> 0:38:30.880
<v Speaker 2>the mints.

0:38:30.800 --> 0:38:31.719
<v Speaker 1>And then she doesn't get one.

0:38:31.880 --> 0:38:35.200
<v Speaker 2>It's like, excuse us one more man, last time I

0:38:35.640 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 2>got on quick, I'll go cold turkey. So we've actually

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:40.480
<v Speaker 2>had to remove all the mints out of the house

0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:43.319
<v Speaker 2>because she can't have one, she has to have two.

0:38:44.040 --> 0:38:46.480
<v Speaker 3>She hears it. She's like, ah, I'm going to try

0:38:46.520 --> 0:38:46.839
<v Speaker 3>and get.

0:38:46.760 --> 0:38:49.640
<v Speaker 2>Some footage for those of you listening at home.

0:38:49.800 --> 0:38:52.719
<v Speaker 3>If she sees the mint packet and you don't give

0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 3>a one.

0:38:53.880 --> 0:38:59.399
<v Speaker 2>All hell breaks. She's like screaming, stamping. First of all,

0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:04.120
<v Speaker 2>she does this thing, she goes that like she's sad, and.

0:39:06.719 --> 0:39:09.800
<v Speaker 1>It's like all the cycle of grief, yeah, literally the

0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 1>cycle of grief.

0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:12.920
<v Speaker 2>And then she comes to acceptance and she's like why

0:39:13.080 --> 0:39:17.120
<v Speaker 2>like accepting this on my whole life and anger and anger,

0:39:17.640 --> 0:39:22.360
<v Speaker 2>then back to sadness. But she is a crack addict

0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:27.279
<v Speaker 2>for eclipsements, and we are to blame for that.

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:32.279
<v Speaker 1>I think. I think in terms of addictions, it's not

0:39:32.400 --> 0:39:33.360
<v Speaker 1>the worst one to have.

0:39:33.880 --> 0:39:36.040
<v Speaker 2>The only problem is the side of the packet says

0:39:36.120 --> 0:39:38.600
<v Speaker 2>excess consumption can cause a laxative effect.

0:39:38.640 --> 0:39:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean how long is a piece of strength? Right?

0:39:41.760 --> 0:39:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Very good point, Like, can you be a bit more specific?

0:39:45.200 --> 0:39:46.160
<v Speaker 2>The many does she need?

0:39:46.239 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Like, what are we talking?

0:39:47.239 --> 0:39:49.919
<v Speaker 3>She's pretty constipated all the time, so maybe she needs more.

0:39:49.960 --> 0:39:51.960
<v Speaker 1>How many days she happen? Do you think on average

0:39:52.040 --> 0:39:55.800
<v Speaker 1>on a weekend? Weekends? Must be weekends Mriday and Saturday

0:39:55.880 --> 0:39:56.760
<v Speaker 1>night she's binging.

0:39:58.239 --> 0:40:00.920
<v Speaker 3>I would say she has about six o'click eclipments a

0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:04.239
<v Speaker 3>day far out, day in, day out.

0:40:04.840 --> 0:40:07.720
<v Speaker 2>Judge me if you will, I will.

0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Will.

0:40:10.000 --> 0:40:12.719
<v Speaker 2>The meltdown's not worth it though, Okay.

0:40:12.600 --> 0:40:15.080
<v Speaker 1>The path of least resistance I know.

0:40:15.480 --> 0:40:18.560
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, speaking of meltdowns, let's go into our favorite segment.

0:40:26.200 --> 0:40:27.239
<v Speaker 4>It's a fine.

0:40:34.560 --> 0:40:35.920
<v Speaker 1>The final.

0:40:40.480 --> 0:40:40.800
<v Speaker 2>Matt.

0:40:41.160 --> 0:40:43.560
<v Speaker 3>Would you like to go first?

0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:47.000
<v Speaker 1>First? I will just take this opportunity. And sorry, it's

0:40:47.040 --> 0:40:49.560
<v Speaker 1>taken me so long to say this. You've trimmed your

0:40:49.600 --> 0:40:54.960
<v Speaker 1>mustache and it looks great, so tends. This one's from

0:40:55.080 --> 0:40:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Ali pitch Ford pitch forward.

0:40:57.840 --> 0:41:00.200
<v Speaker 3>That was made up, but yep, that's I've never met.

0:41:00.400 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 1>A pitch forward before. She picked forward. Not my child,

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:09.279
<v Speaker 1>but my niece fell over at a family gathering and

0:41:09.320 --> 0:41:14.200
<v Speaker 1>she cut a knee open. Oh shame me. Naturally, being

0:41:14.200 --> 0:41:16.279
<v Speaker 1>the nurse of the family cleaned her knee and put

0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:20.359
<v Speaker 1>a band aid on. She then started crying hysterically. This

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 1>is the child Ali. When I asked her why she

0:41:25.239 --> 0:41:27.959
<v Speaker 1>was still crying, she said, I want my blood back

0:41:29.280 --> 0:41:34.400
<v Speaker 1>from the wife I used to clean her knee. That's tricky,

0:41:34.680 --> 0:41:38.480
<v Speaker 1>that's tricky. I was going to say, what you what

0:41:38.480 --> 0:41:41.280
<v Speaker 1>you're got to do. Whenever the kids fall over, don't

0:41:41.360 --> 0:41:49.239
<v Speaker 1>react unless it's like, unless it's life threatening or requires stitches.

0:41:50.280 --> 0:41:54.319
<v Speaker 1>Just like, looked down. Don't even I wouldn't even like, just.

0:41:54.360 --> 0:41:55.400
<v Speaker 2>Let him bleed out Iregan.

0:41:55.680 --> 0:41:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just one less mouth defeat.

0:41:58.640 --> 0:42:05.239
<v Speaker 1>I say, the moment you react, the moment you give

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:07.600
<v Speaker 1>them any attention. I know he milk it.

0:42:07.719 --> 0:42:11.799
<v Speaker 2>I know. I've told this story before that when this

0:42:11.920 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 2>kid fell down the stairs where I used to work,

0:42:14.960 --> 0:42:17.919
<v Speaker 2>and the dad was like, it was like, you're gonna,

0:42:19.520 --> 0:42:21.600
<v Speaker 2>you know, attend to that kid, and he was like, nope,

0:42:23.520 --> 0:42:24.840
<v Speaker 2>it was fine, thankfully.

0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:27.200
<v Speaker 1>How many stairs did he fall down?

0:42:28.880 --> 0:42:29.720
<v Speaker 2>I can't quite remember.

0:42:29.760 --> 0:42:31.440
<v Speaker 3>It was a lot, It's the whole story.

0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:35.719
<v Speaker 2>He fell down four stories of stairs. It was just

0:42:35.760 --> 0:42:39.279
<v Speaker 2>like it was just like fifteen twenty steps and.

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:40.839
<v Speaker 3>I was on ten steps.

0:42:41.680 --> 0:42:43.439
<v Speaker 2>All right, I'm going to give you my one, matt

0:42:43.480 --> 0:42:45.239
<v Speaker 2>All right, now that we've laughed.

0:42:44.880 --> 0:42:48.759
<v Speaker 3>That off, now this one is from Holly. Just bear

0:42:48.800 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 3>with me because you know how good I.

0:42:49.960 --> 0:42:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Am reading, and she already warned us that this is

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:53.400
<v Speaker 2>a bit of a bane.

0:42:57.200 --> 0:42:58.040
<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't laugh.

0:43:00.640 --> 0:43:07.040
<v Speaker 2>How's this for a brain bender? My three? My three

0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:09.799
<v Speaker 2>year old son wanted to eat some banana bread but

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:13.239
<v Speaker 2>didn't want it in his belly?

0:43:17.760 --> 0:43:19.400
<v Speaker 3>What are they gonna What do you think you're gonna.

0:43:19.160 --> 0:43:21.840
<v Speaker 2>Do with it? Matthew? Should we do some questions?

0:43:22.040 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 1>I think we should consider.

0:43:23.800 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm holding the iPad.

0:43:25.280 --> 0:43:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Hey, I might as well just go first.

0:43:26.960 --> 0:43:29.680
<v Speaker 1>What better time than now to have you asked me

0:43:29.719 --> 0:43:30.200
<v Speaker 1>a question?

0:43:30.520 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 2>So, matt this is from Lisa. Having two girls, did

0:43:33.719 --> 0:43:37.640
<v Speaker 2>you or your wife have gender disappointment? I'm struggling with

0:43:37.680 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 2>this big time personally. I don't know what this is

0:43:41.719 --> 0:43:42.719
<v Speaker 2>because I have one of each.

0:43:44.000 --> 0:43:50.200
<v Speaker 3>So all right, just rub it in my shallow and deep.

0:43:52.320 --> 0:43:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know what that feels like because I've got

0:43:54.560 --> 0:43:57.000
<v Speaker 1>one of both, and I'm such a good dad, and

0:43:57.040 --> 0:43:58.920
<v Speaker 1>my sperm a grete because they give me one of each.

0:43:59.040 --> 0:44:01.399
<v Speaker 2>Well, actually, right now, not so great because they're gone

0:44:01.480 --> 0:44:03.920
<v Speaker 2>bit tied up. Actually, I was thinking about getting rid

0:44:03.960 --> 0:44:08.000
<v Speaker 2>of my testicals altogether. I don't need them anymore. Hit

0:44:08.040 --> 0:44:10.560
<v Speaker 2>what else do they do? Just hurt whenever I get

0:44:10.680 --> 0:44:14.880
<v Speaker 2>whenever my kid head butts it, because it's perfect, get.

0:44:14.640 --> 0:44:18.040
<v Speaker 1>Rid of them. I would like just one, please you both.

0:44:18.800 --> 0:44:23.160
<v Speaker 1>If there's any doctors pickle them, just be nice to

0:44:23.200 --> 0:44:23.799
<v Speaker 1>have it in a jar.

0:44:24.400 --> 0:44:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't it be.

0:44:25.200 --> 0:44:27.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like, what's that? That's ashes nuts?

0:44:27.440 --> 0:44:29.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you would be like, this is what they're supposed

0:44:29.239 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 2>to look like.

0:44:31.600 --> 0:44:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I did. I did have a agenda disappointment. I will

0:44:35.600 --> 0:44:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I will say I will caveat this answer with the

0:44:39.239 --> 0:44:43.120
<v Speaker 1>fact that I do love my girls. I'm extremely happy.

0:44:43.160 --> 0:44:47.160
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't change my life with two daughters for any

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:48.760
<v Speaker 1>amount of money or anything in the world.

0:44:48.800 --> 0:44:50.120
<v Speaker 2>You did try and steal my son.

0:44:54.400 --> 0:44:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Oops, that was a moment of weakness on my behalf.

0:44:58.960 --> 0:45:01.600
<v Speaker 1>I do. I love I love of being a girl dad.

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:03.120
<v Speaker 1>I think it's great.

0:45:04.000 --> 0:45:04.560
<v Speaker 2>But at the.

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:08.960
<v Speaker 1>Time issue was both male and lola. I think I

0:45:08.960 --> 0:45:11.600
<v Speaker 1>said it many times. We didn't know the sex of

0:45:11.640 --> 0:45:14.360
<v Speaker 1>our child and we found out were surprised at birth,

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 1>which for me, I'm not into.

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:20.040
<v Speaker 2>I think that's a terrible thing to do.

0:45:20.400 --> 0:45:24.640
<v Speaker 1>I want to. I think childbirth is amazing enough that

0:45:24.719 --> 0:45:27.000
<v Speaker 1>you don't need the added surprise of like, what's it

0:45:27.080 --> 0:45:31.040
<v Speaker 1>going to be? It's probably yeah, you don't need that.

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:34.400
<v Speaker 1>Laura was like, there's absolutely no way that I'm going

0:45:34.440 --> 0:45:37.120
<v Speaker 1>to find out. I want to find out in the moment,

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:39.560
<v Speaker 1>you know, in the delivery room, as soon as that

0:45:39.600 --> 0:45:42.319
<v Speaker 1>baby comes out. It's me And I'm like, but just

0:45:43.160 --> 0:45:44.879
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to argue with it, because I was like, hey,

0:45:45.280 --> 0:45:47.600
<v Speaker 1>this is you know, you're going through a lot more

0:45:47.760 --> 0:45:49.719
<v Speaker 1>than I am right now, so that if that's going

0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:52.040
<v Speaker 1>to make you happy, so be it. I'm not going

0:45:52.040 --> 0:45:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to push back. If we have a third There's absolutely

0:45:55.120 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 1>no way we're not going to find out. I want

0:45:57.120 --> 0:45:58.520
<v Speaker 1>to do like you want to do it, like gender

0:45:58.560 --> 0:46:00.640
<v Speaker 1>reveal with a carding a burnout and where it's pink

0:46:00.640 --> 0:46:02.680
<v Speaker 1>smoke or blue slish. That's how I wanted to happen.

0:46:03.400 --> 0:46:08.719
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely beautiful. And then with Marley, I was having these

0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:13.680
<v Speaker 1>vivid dreams, vivid dreams of playing with my son what

0:46:13.760 --> 0:46:14.919
<v Speaker 1>I thought was going to be my son.

0:46:15.320 --> 0:46:16.160
<v Speaker 2>That Marley.

0:46:22.360 --> 0:46:26.960
<v Speaker 1>And as well, everyone was looking at Laura, looking at

0:46:26.960 --> 0:46:29.120
<v Speaker 1>the shape and going, that's a boy.

0:46:29.320 --> 0:46:32.400
<v Speaker 2>The way that it's sitting love that ship people. Fucking

0:46:32.560 --> 0:46:36.320
<v Speaker 2>I fucking hate that so much. Also, what I hated

0:46:36.800 --> 0:46:38.600
<v Speaker 2>is when people would say, oh, what are you having?

0:46:38.960 --> 0:46:43.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, a fucking baby, you idiot, Well this

0:46:43.840 --> 0:46:44.320
<v Speaker 2>is awkward.

0:46:44.560 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>It's a cat. Yeah. Yeah, So in the moment ash

0:46:47.680 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 1>when Marley was born, and I also thought it was

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:55.160
<v Speaker 1>like the movies. It would play out where the doctor

0:46:55.160 --> 0:46:59.920
<v Speaker 1>would announce to the room in a loud voice, Congratulations,

0:47:00.840 --> 0:47:02.839
<v Speaker 1>it's a boy or it's a girl. Like I thought

0:47:02.840 --> 0:47:05.800
<v Speaker 1>that's how it happened, and I remembered how it happens

0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:09.080
<v Speaker 1>not for us, bro I don't know because I found

0:47:09.120 --> 0:47:09.800
<v Speaker 1>out early.

0:47:10.280 --> 0:47:12.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course I found out immediately.

0:47:12.360 --> 0:47:14.960
<v Speaker 1>So when Marley came out, I kind of looked at

0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:18.120
<v Speaker 1>the obstetrician and I was like, so, what is it?

0:47:18.200 --> 0:47:22.520
<v Speaker 2>And he goes, it's a baby, dummy, and I.

0:47:23.000 --> 0:47:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Kind of said, like, what you know, when's when's he

0:47:24.920 --> 0:47:27.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna clear his throat and announce it to the room And.

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:36.000
<v Speaker 2>It's it's so drum roll? Is that what you were expecting?

0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:36.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:38.920
<v Speaker 1>Like, what are the Trump? Whether the trump is going

0:47:39.000 --> 0:47:42.440
<v Speaker 1>to start playing the drummer boys?

0:47:43.040 --> 0:47:45.240
<v Speaker 2>Where's the parade? Yeah, where's the praid?

0:47:45.520 --> 0:47:48.560
<v Speaker 1>This doesn't seem right, and he just goes so you

0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:50.680
<v Speaker 1>can take a look. And so there was this kind

0:47:50.719 --> 0:47:54.360
<v Speaker 1>of awkward moment where Laura was holding Marley, like, you know,

0:47:54.440 --> 0:47:59.080
<v Speaker 1>she's crying around she's crying holding, you know, our firstborn child,

0:47:59.200 --> 0:48:03.120
<v Speaker 1>and I was kind of like grabbing away, like lifting

0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:04.880
<v Speaker 1>it up to see what it was if you do

0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 1>with the dog. Yeah, Like there was like, and excuse me,

0:48:09.680 --> 0:48:12.840
<v Speaker 1>if I'm being really honest, there was a split second

0:48:12.880 --> 0:48:17.000
<v Speaker 1>moment where I was like, oh, it's a girl, Like

0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:20.520
<v Speaker 1>it just wasn't what I was expecting, right, And there

0:48:20.600 --> 0:48:23.239
<v Speaker 1>was this and I hate the fact that there was

0:48:23.320 --> 0:48:26.919
<v Speaker 1>this split second of disappointment.

0:48:27.080 --> 0:48:28.799
<v Speaker 2>I guess disappointment.

0:48:29.160 --> 0:48:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think surprise is more.

0:48:32.200 --> 0:48:34.680
<v Speaker 2>I think naturally it's not like it doesn't have to

0:48:34.719 --> 0:48:36.279
<v Speaker 2>be like a devastating disappointment.

0:48:36.360 --> 0:48:38.920
<v Speaker 3>It's like you can't sometimes you can't control what your

0:48:38.920 --> 0:48:39.319
<v Speaker 3>brains think.

0:48:39.400 --> 0:48:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Well, I just yeah, it is disappointment. That disappointment in

0:48:42.719 --> 0:48:47.359
<v Speaker 1>that moment didn't live beyond. It was a second of like, oh,

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:49.800
<v Speaker 1>this isn't what I was planning. It was like ordering

0:48:49.840 --> 0:48:53.400
<v Speaker 1>a steak and the chicken comes and you're like, I

0:48:53.400 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 1>think there's been a very.

0:48:54.400 --> 0:48:56.600
<v Speaker 2>Big difference because you can send that back.

0:48:56.840 --> 0:49:01.719
<v Speaker 1>I tried get back in. Laura was like, what are

0:49:01.719 --> 0:49:05.440
<v Speaker 1>you doing? And it happened a little bit second time round.

0:49:05.280 --> 0:49:07.440
<v Speaker 2>With Lola, the same same thing.

0:49:07.719 --> 0:49:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was another surprise, But did you have.

0:49:10.560 --> 0:49:11.720
<v Speaker 2>That did you feel the same.

0:49:13.640 --> 0:49:16.040
<v Speaker 1>There was a split second moment where you know, I

0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 1>think I want I do want a boy. I did

0:49:18.640 --> 0:49:20.759
<v Speaker 1>want a boy, and people always say, oh, it's the

0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:23.560
<v Speaker 1>dream to get one of each. You know, You're like,

0:49:23.800 --> 0:49:25.600
<v Speaker 1>then you're done, You've got a boy, You're a girl,

0:49:25.680 --> 0:49:28.600
<v Speaker 1>like job done, happy days. And then I was like, oh,

0:49:28.640 --> 0:49:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I've got I got two girls, and Laura and I

0:49:31.040 --> 0:49:33.880
<v Speaker 1>at this stage kind of spoken about maybe we'll just

0:49:33.920 --> 0:49:37.120
<v Speaker 1>have two. So then there was this again split second

0:49:37.120 --> 0:49:40.719
<v Speaker 1>moment where I was like, oh, this wasn't what I expected.

0:49:40.760 --> 0:49:42.800
<v Speaker 1>And then I kind of thought as well, in that moment,

0:49:43.239 --> 0:49:44.399
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll never have a boy.

0:49:44.840 --> 0:49:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Go deeper as sorry, goodness, you're fucking right, Yeah I know.

0:49:58.480 --> 0:50:00.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah. They said, like the moment you're at a

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:02.359
<v Speaker 2>crossroads that you're trying to tell me.

0:50:02.600 --> 0:50:05.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But then people don't want to talk about gender

0:50:05.080 --> 0:50:10.200
<v Speaker 1>disappointment because it sounds so utterly selfish.

0:50:10.360 --> 0:50:13.680
<v Speaker 2>It does in that moment, and honestly, I could imagine

0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:18.440
<v Speaker 2>that you would feel somewhat ashamed, even though you shouldn't totally.

0:50:18.440 --> 0:50:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Well, I just experienced one of the most amazing moments

0:50:22.040 --> 0:50:24.560
<v Speaker 1>in life. And the fact that you should have any

0:50:24.600 --> 0:50:29.080
<v Speaker 1>emotion that's not just elation, you're an asshole.

0:50:29.239 --> 0:50:32.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well it's not true though. Now that I have Macy,

0:50:32.800 --> 0:50:36.520
<v Speaker 2>I've got a girl and a boy. Again, I'll remind

0:50:36.560 --> 0:50:37.120
<v Speaker 2>you have a girl.

0:50:38.440 --> 0:50:40.000
<v Speaker 3>I had the boy, but then it was like we

0:50:40.120 --> 0:50:42.600
<v Speaker 3>found out it was going to be a girl really

0:50:43.000 --> 0:50:43.759
<v Speaker 3>really early on.

0:50:43.920 --> 0:50:45.400
<v Speaker 1>And what was your reaction in that moment?

0:50:45.719 --> 0:50:47.439
<v Speaker 2>I think I was just going to be happy either way.

0:50:48.000 --> 0:50:51.000
<v Speaker 2>But now like Macy's the best, it's a bit cheeky.

0:50:51.160 --> 0:50:54.560
<v Speaker 3>You didn't have preference on I didn't want a house

0:50:54.600 --> 0:50:55.680
<v Speaker 3>full of boys.

0:50:55.880 --> 0:50:57.480
<v Speaker 1>So do you think you would? Okay? Do you think

0:50:57.520 --> 0:51:00.160
<v Speaker 1>then it's hypothetical if Macy was a boy. Do you

0:51:00.200 --> 0:51:02.600
<v Speaker 1>think there would have been disappointment in that moment now

0:51:03.400 --> 0:51:04.719
<v Speaker 1>knowing that you don't want to have a house for

0:51:04.760 --> 0:51:05.160
<v Speaker 1>the boys.

0:51:05.640 --> 0:51:07.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. It would have been what it is.

0:51:07.200 --> 0:51:09.520
<v Speaker 2>What it is fair enough, but I would have never

0:51:09.560 --> 0:51:13.360
<v Speaker 2>have gone for a third never ever, ever, If you

0:51:13.560 --> 0:51:18.640
<v Speaker 2>only had that feeling for such a minute moment. Is

0:51:18.640 --> 0:51:22.279
<v Speaker 2>it gender based? Do you having a third or not? Well,

0:51:22.360 --> 0:51:24.680
<v Speaker 2>if you had another girl, would you feel then?

0:51:26.520 --> 0:51:28.439
<v Speaker 1>I think I'd be fine with it. I think some

0:51:28.520 --> 0:51:32.480
<v Speaker 1>people do have a preconceived idea of what their family

0:51:32.560 --> 0:51:35.120
<v Speaker 1>is going to be like, and when you it doesn't

0:51:35.160 --> 0:51:37.480
<v Speaker 1>play out, I think it's really difficult for those people

0:51:37.520 --> 0:51:38.440
<v Speaker 1>to digest it.

0:51:39.239 --> 0:51:41.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you think they might feel like they're not content?

0:51:42.320 --> 0:51:45.400
<v Speaker 1>I do think that people may feel like they've missed

0:51:45.400 --> 0:51:48.879
<v Speaker 1>out okay, which is a normal feeling to have.

0:51:49.040 --> 0:51:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Do you think that your discussions with Laura about having

0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:57.239
<v Speaker 2>a third revolve around gender or the fact of having

0:51:57.239 --> 0:51:57.760
<v Speaker 2>a third?

0:51:58.040 --> 0:52:02.120
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm pretty content now. I am very much at

0:52:02.200 --> 0:52:05.160
<v Speaker 1>peace with the fact that I may not have a boy.

0:52:05.640 --> 0:52:08.600
<v Speaker 1>That's totally fine, because I'll be honest, I look at

0:52:08.600 --> 0:52:11.080
<v Speaker 1>little boys and I'm like, let's say, grubby and naughty

0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:13.560
<v Speaker 1>and oh loud all the time. Oscar's great, by the way,

0:52:13.640 --> 0:52:15.080
<v Speaker 1>just that's not directed all.

0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 3>Of a sudden, He's well behaved.

0:52:16.120 --> 0:52:17.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how it happened.

0:52:17.600 --> 0:52:21.360
<v Speaker 1>I think if I was to have three girls like perfect,

0:52:21.440 --> 0:52:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I almost think that would be great because a I've

0:52:23.960 --> 0:52:26.080
<v Speaker 1>got like all the toys that are very like girly.

0:52:26.120 --> 0:52:28.160
<v Speaker 1>I've got all the clothes already, like.

0:52:28.160 --> 0:52:28.920
<v Speaker 2>I've your practice.

0:52:29.120 --> 0:52:31.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, girls are great.

0:52:31.840 --> 0:52:33.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, girls, I.

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:35.560
<v Speaker 1>Absolutely love being a girl. Dut If I had a boy,

0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:38.200
<v Speaker 1>that'd be great as well. But the fact that we're

0:52:38.200 --> 0:52:41.319
<v Speaker 1>discussing a third, it's not because I feel like there's

0:52:41.320 --> 0:52:42.400
<v Speaker 1>a missing piece of the puzzle.

0:52:42.640 --> 0:52:44.439
<v Speaker 2>Do you think the listener's struggling with it because they're

0:52:44.440 --> 0:52:46.480
<v Speaker 2>discussing a third and that she really will Yeah?

0:52:46.600 --> 0:52:48.399
<v Speaker 1>I think I know there is, Like there are some

0:52:49.040 --> 0:52:53.520
<v Speaker 1>dads that I've spoken to that absolutely devastated that they

0:52:53.560 --> 0:52:54.319
<v Speaker 1>don't have a boy.

0:52:54.600 --> 0:52:58.400
<v Speaker 2>For someone who's discussing and still on the fence about

0:52:58.440 --> 0:53:01.880
<v Speaker 2>having a third, you've you got two girls, would you

0:53:01.920 --> 0:53:03.200
<v Speaker 2>give her any advice?

0:53:03.440 --> 0:53:07.200
<v Speaker 1>I think if you are having another child purely with

0:53:07.280 --> 0:53:09.440
<v Speaker 1>the hope that you're trying to get a certain sex,

0:53:10.200 --> 0:53:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I think that would be the wrong reason to have

0:53:12.080 --> 0:53:13.160
<v Speaker 1>another child.

0:53:13.360 --> 0:53:14.680
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty valid.

0:53:14.719 --> 0:53:18.200
<v Speaker 1>I think because that's why there's such a hard chance

0:53:18.239 --> 0:53:21.840
<v Speaker 1>of being disappointed. I think you should want to have

0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:24.479
<v Speaker 1>a child because you want to have another family member

0:53:24.480 --> 0:53:26.359
<v Speaker 1>in the mix, not because you feel like you're trying

0:53:26.400 --> 0:53:28.200
<v Speaker 1>to get that missing piece of the puzzle based only

0:53:28.200 --> 0:53:29.120
<v Speaker 1>being a boy or a girl.

0:53:28.960 --> 0:53:31.520
<v Speaker 2>Because then think of that, I can't imagine the disappointment

0:53:31.600 --> 0:53:32.360
<v Speaker 2>again again.

0:53:32.600 --> 0:53:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. The thing to remember is, though, if you are

0:53:35.280 --> 0:53:39.080
<v Speaker 1>experiencing gender disappointment, it's so important to talk about it

0:53:39.440 --> 0:53:42.240
<v Speaker 1>and know that this isn't going to impact your ability

0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:44.719
<v Speaker 1>to be a good parent or how much you're going

0:53:44.760 --> 0:53:45.560
<v Speaker 1>to love your child.

0:53:46.239 --> 0:53:50.040
<v Speaker 2>Talk to a professional, I would say that's.

0:53:48.160 --> 0:53:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Not here's another child birth question, ash, Oh, yeah, would

0:53:54.120 --> 0:53:58.000
<v Speaker 1>you still have children if you were a woman and

0:53:58.040 --> 0:53:59.840
<v Speaker 1>you had to go through all the process.

0:53:59.480 --> 0:54:04.719
<v Speaker 2>Of absolutely not. Yeah, I'm just gonna flat out and

0:54:04.719 --> 0:54:08.480
<v Speaker 2>say that men are not strong enough we honestly, I

0:54:08.600 --> 0:54:11.719
<v Speaker 2>get the sniffles and I'm fucking down like a fucking.

0:54:12.520 --> 0:54:13.200
<v Speaker 3>Bag of shit.

0:54:13.840 --> 0:54:17.120
<v Speaker 1>I remember being about have you ever pushed out a

0:54:17.120 --> 0:54:20.719
<v Speaker 1>really big poo, Matt? Think about that awful bit of

0:54:20.760 --> 0:54:24.480
<v Speaker 1>relief afterwards, which I guess the feeling the euphoria. Yeah,

0:54:24.520 --> 0:54:26.919
<v Speaker 1>the euphoria of pushing out a baby would be nice

0:54:26.960 --> 0:54:27.640
<v Speaker 1>to experience that.

0:54:28.440 --> 0:54:28.920
<v Speaker 2>No.

0:54:30.239 --> 0:54:34.080
<v Speaker 1>I remember my older sister. We must have been like

0:54:34.239 --> 0:54:36.279
<v Speaker 1>six and seven and maybe like seven and eight. We're

0:54:36.280 --> 0:54:38.880
<v Speaker 1>really young, and she was like, hey, I just found

0:54:38.880 --> 0:54:43.200
<v Speaker 1>something in mum's closet watch this and I was like,

0:54:43.200 --> 0:54:44.960
<v Speaker 1>what have we got? And she was like, I think

0:54:45.000 --> 0:54:47.640
<v Speaker 1>we waited till mum was out. The video that my

0:54:47.760 --> 0:54:51.520
<v Speaker 1>sister had found was a woman giving birth, and it

0:54:51.600 --> 0:54:55.480
<v Speaker 1>was an educational video where somebody was just narrating, like

0:54:55.600 --> 0:54:57.319
<v Speaker 1>exactly what was happening? Was it?

0:54:57.400 --> 0:54:58.000
<v Speaker 2>David Attenbro.

0:55:00.480 --> 0:55:04.719
<v Speaker 1>I remember watching this video and I was like, oh my,

0:55:05.360 --> 0:55:09.799
<v Speaker 1>it was full on. It was very graphic, and I

0:55:09.840 --> 0:55:13.960
<v Speaker 1>remember in that moment thinking, I am so glad that

0:55:14.120 --> 0:55:19.040
<v Speaker 1>I never have to experience anything that remotely relates to

0:55:19.120 --> 0:55:19.960
<v Speaker 1>this right now.

0:55:20.040 --> 0:55:21.080
<v Speaker 2>But it's beautiful.

0:55:21.160 --> 0:55:23.720
<v Speaker 1>It is beautiful. Man.

0:55:24.040 --> 0:55:24.920
<v Speaker 3>Oh we could do it.

0:55:24.960 --> 0:55:26.480
<v Speaker 2>Man, do that.

0:55:26.760 --> 0:55:30.040
<v Speaker 1>Let's just thank our lucky stars that not you, not me,

0:55:30.160 --> 0:55:32.800
<v Speaker 1>nor any man out there has to go through childbirth,

0:55:32.840 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 1>because the human race would last.

0:55:34.400 --> 0:55:41.400
<v Speaker 2>Like thirty seconds. Yeah, the first cold and flu ye spinning,

0:55:41.760 --> 0:55:43.160
<v Speaker 2>fighting for our lives.

0:55:43.040 --> 0:55:47.439
<v Speaker 1>Very quickly, you know, I'm quick, mate.

0:55:48.719 --> 0:55:50.240
<v Speaker 2>Better not be six or seven minutes.

0:55:50.360 --> 0:55:53.759
<v Speaker 1>God, there will be two minutes. Okay. We asked last week,

0:55:53.800 --> 0:55:57.480
<v Speaker 1>the very good listeners of this show, what are some disasters.

0:55:56.960 --> 0:56:00.719
<v Speaker 3>That have started them? Yes, yes, from going out we did.

0:56:00.800 --> 0:56:03.719
<v Speaker 1>We got some great responses, we sure did. I will

0:56:03.800 --> 0:56:07.600
<v Speaker 1>just highlight a few of my favorite mm ash. These

0:56:07.600 --> 0:56:10.560
<v Speaker 1>are disasters that have stopped parents going out and socializing.

0:56:11.440 --> 0:56:16.120
<v Speaker 1>One here is my baby removed their nappy and smeared

0:56:16.120 --> 0:56:18.120
<v Speaker 1>their shit all over the wall.

0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:21.279
<v Speaker 2>Classic. That's a classic one.

0:56:23.200 --> 0:56:25.320
<v Speaker 1>There is so much shit related disasters.

0:56:25.400 --> 0:56:27.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I bet shit seems to be the main one.

0:56:27.840 --> 0:56:33.920
<v Speaker 2>For example, one twin fed the other his shit.

0:56:36.480 --> 0:56:37.000
<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

0:56:37.880 --> 0:56:42.040
<v Speaker 2>That kind of did me in for the day. Another

0:56:42.080 --> 0:56:46.200
<v Speaker 2>one here our doorters split their head open and had

0:56:46.200 --> 0:56:48.040
<v Speaker 2>to go to hospital as they were about to leave

0:56:48.160 --> 0:56:51.640
<v Speaker 2>for a wedding. Oh fuck, that would have ruined the wedding.

0:56:52.840 --> 0:56:55.080
<v Speaker 1>One more here ash one of my favorites. They found

0:56:55.120 --> 0:56:58.600
<v Speaker 1>their toddler in the toilet bowl, just playing in the

0:56:58.600 --> 0:57:04.759
<v Speaker 1>toilet water merge inside the bowl. There, No, it was

0:57:04.840 --> 0:57:11.960
<v Speaker 1>not was not not not emerged. Baby was fine above

0:57:12.000 --> 0:57:16.120
<v Speaker 1>the water, sitting in there to the bowl, just splashing around. Yes,

0:57:16.280 --> 0:57:18.640
<v Speaker 1>having a great time. And these answers are great. They

0:57:18.680 --> 0:57:20.840
<v Speaker 1>are great because they have got the creative juices.

0:57:20.880 --> 0:57:23.280
<v Speaker 2>Flowing juices, are.

0:57:24.080 --> 0:57:28.080
<v Speaker 1>Pulsating if you will get them up. And it's good

0:57:28.120 --> 0:57:30.960
<v Speaker 1>to know because other parents out there ASH that are

0:57:31.000 --> 0:57:33.520
<v Speaker 1>struggling with the fact that it's hard to go out

0:57:33.560 --> 0:57:36.000
<v Speaker 1>and socialize once you've had kids, if you want to go.

0:57:35.920 --> 0:57:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Out and socialize without them, even with them, but without them,

0:57:40.360 --> 0:57:41.920
<v Speaker 2>it's near impossible.

0:57:41.360 --> 0:57:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Near impossible. And we thought, wouldn't this be a great topic.

0:57:44.800 --> 0:57:46.880
<v Speaker 1>It is a great topic for a story.

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<v Speaker 2>One quest, might they say.

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<v Speaker 1>Any quest? It would be a quest for kids? Would

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<v Speaker 1>it be to read at nighttime?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay with you.

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<v Speaker 1>What we're trying to say is we're writing a kid

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<v Speaker 1>We are, Yes, we are. We're writing a kid's book.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and thanks to you, because we didn't have no

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<v Speaker 2>idea what to write until you send us all these

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<v Speaker 2>which keep coming, man, keep coming.

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<v Speaker 1>So we've only just started.

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<v Speaker 2>Yours might end up in a book.

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<v Speaker 3>We do nothing original around here.

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<v Speaker 1>What we need is for you to do the work

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<v Speaker 1>for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>So we are writing a kid's book. Not a word

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<v Speaker 1>has been written so.

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<v Speaker 2>Far, but we're going to write it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're writing it. You're me, You and me both soon

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<v Speaker 1>to be published authors.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's going to publish us?

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<v Speaker 1>Just when you thought that you you've had enough of

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<v Speaker 1>Matt Nash, we're now creeping into your bedtime routine with

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<v Speaker 1>your kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Creeping into your bedroom, your kid's bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>Who would have back it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Not what we mean. When will the story be written?

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know when, but we're working on it. We're

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<v Speaker 2>working on it, We're working it. Time is of the

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<v Speaker 2>essence when you have kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're busy, busy men. Honestly, how hard can it be?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's not insult that I'm not Look, this is a

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<v Speaker 2>Matt comment. I have nothing to do with this one.

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<v Speaker 2>How hard could it be to write a kid's book?

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<v Speaker 1>On that note, let's get out of here.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's been a long, long, arduous, arduous, a.

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<v Speaker 2>Very informative episode, and if you have enjoyed it, please

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<v Speaker 2>share it with someone and please leave us a review,

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<v Speaker 2>leive us a little star review if you like, and.

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<v Speaker 1>We will actually, just before we go, we will say

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<v Speaker 1>that we have been dropping bonus episodes kind of randomly

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<v Speaker 1>on a Monday every now and then, like one or

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<v Speaker 1>two a month. We will now after the Buckleys. So

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<v Speaker 1>this week there's obviously no bonus episode, but next week

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<v Speaker 1>we will have a bonus episode. So every fortnight on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>we will be speaking to a mum or a dad.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you have anyone you would like us to

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<v Speaker 1>speak to, please send us through your suggestions and We'll

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<v Speaker 1>do our best to make that work.

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<v Speaker 3>And don't send a suggestion saying speak to John like

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<v Speaker 3>we just give us someone we people know.

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<v Speaker 1>We will acknowledge that a lot of people have asked

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<v Speaker 1>for our wives.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're working.

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<v Speaker 3>We've said, a couple of glasses of wine.

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<v Speaker 1>As she's in perfect we'll get her plastered.

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<v Speaker 3>But also she's anyone's.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it for me, look at it okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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<v Speaker 1>throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 2>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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<v Speaker 2>people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land.