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Speaker 1: Can I tell you what sucks about being middle aged?

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Speaker 2: Now you're middle age?

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Speaker 1: I am go people, I'm thirty six. People die at seventy.

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Speaker 2: I hope I die seventy. Hope long before seventy.

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Speaker 1: Don't wish for those kind of things.

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Speaker 3: I told you sixty five.

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Speaker 2: I'm tapping out. So you're middle aged, I'm halfway dead.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Mattie Jay

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Speaker 1: and I'm This is a podcast all about parenting. It's

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Speaker 1: the good, the bad, and the relatable. And if you

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Speaker 1: have come wanting any type of advice, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: stop you right now.

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Speaker 3: Unless you want some advice on how to not get

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Speaker 3: domestic injury.

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Speaker 1: Then sit down and get comfortable, and I will just

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Speaker 1: say a warm welcome to all the non parents who

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Speaker 1: listen in. They are there an.

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Speaker 2: Audience trying to tick all the boxes.

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Speaker 1: My domestic injury was. I went to the gym trying

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Speaker 1: to get back into waits had a great.

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Speaker 2: How long were you waiting?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, had a great set overhead overhead press,

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Speaker 1: second set, didn't exert too much, got off a machine

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Speaker 1: and I was like, fuck dumb. My neck again, my

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Speaker 1: neck from fucking two sets of overhead press. Welcome to

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Speaker 1: middle age.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we spoke about this the other day. To remember

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Speaker 2: domestic injuries. You never used to get them, but now

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Speaker 2: thirty plus.

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Speaker 3: I was coming back from going through drive.

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Speaker 2: Through KFC O love KFC. Just gonna put that out there.

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Speaker 2: This is not a sponsorship.

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Speaker 1: Was it the payment or the receipt? There were two

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Speaker 1: areas where you can get an injury.

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Speaker 2: It was getting the zinger box off the passenger seat

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Speaker 2: to get out of the driver's door. So I went

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Speaker 2: like that to lean over, leaned over, threw my back out.

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Speaker 2: I was literally bedridden for days. Disney Box was delicious.

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Speaker 1: These injuries. They linger gotta watch out. I'm fragile, I'm weak,

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Speaker 1: I'm precious.

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Speaker 3: Let's crack a beer to that, then to being precious.

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Speaker 1: This will toughen me up.

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Speaker 2: Put hairs on your chest.

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Speaker 1: Cheers, cheers, my friend, It's good to see you.

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Speaker 2: Mmmm. That's delicious. What is that right now?

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Speaker 1: Can people guess what we're drinking is a stone will?

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Speaker 1: But try and gas right now? What it is?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Huh you wrong?

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Speaker 2: It is a hinter Land Hazy Pale out which was

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Speaker 2: a limited release Matt, but now he's going to.

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Speaker 3: Be part of their core range.

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Speaker 2: Call add that to the other great beers that they have.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Stone woud announce that this started this month.

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Speaker 2: They were like they did.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they were teasing us, teasing us with his limited

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Speaker 1: release beers. But now she is here to stay. She's

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Speaker 1: one of the family.

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Speaker 2: You could say, yes and best enjoyed fresh out of

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Speaker 2: the refrigerator, just like the ones we are drinking today.

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Speaker 1: Ashle, I'm gonna put on the spot here and see

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Speaker 1: if you can guess.

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Speaker 2: One of the hops Galaxy from Tasmania.

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Speaker 1: Also, yeah, they also saw it from Victoria. I believe.

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Speaker 3: I believe, we believe.

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Speaker 1: In addition to that, it's got the eclipse and the

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Speaker 1: vic secret Hops. It's a secret that is what creates

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Speaker 1: the golden haze and full bodied finish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So that's juicy, vibrant and flushed with tropical fruit o rimas.

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Speaker 3: We'd like to thank Stone and Wood, as we do

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Speaker 3: every week, for making this episode possible. Cheers to the cheers, Yes, cheers.

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you something I did a little

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Speaker 1: real arrogant, but I thought it was quite funny, Ash.

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Speaker 1: It was based on how you react when your wife

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Speaker 1: says we should snuggle after the kids are in bed.

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Speaker 3: I did see that.

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Speaker 1: I don't normally light a candle for sex.

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Speaker 3: Also, why not?

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Speaker 1: I mean we don't we normally. I like a little

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Speaker 2: Well sometimes it's weird because his house have dimmers.

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Speaker 1: No, because the dimmers, even when the dimmers are low,

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Speaker 3: You want to see what you do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I don't want it to be pitch black.

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Speaker 3: Imagine like eating in the dark.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you make mistakes. So I made a joke in

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Speaker 1: I was curious to know. I was like, because a

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Speaker 1: lot of people were like, well, six minutes, that's pretty generous.

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Speaker 1: Stop bragging.

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Speaker 2: That's a good innings.

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Speaker 1: When we have sex nowadays, and this is post to children,

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Speaker 1: it's vastly different from when we used to have sex

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Speaker 1: before kids. Time is money, Yes, Ash, I like the

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Speaker 1: spontaneity of just having sex in the moment. Do you

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Speaker 1: with two children, the most frequent time we have sex

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Speaker 1: is in the evening at night time. Sometimes I want

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Speaker 1: to mix it up, but you don't have the ability

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Speaker 2: They don't come up.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully this grabs their attention for five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you're going for distraction that.

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Speaker 2: April would never I.

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Speaker 1: Know, Laura is not keen on it.

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Speaker 2: She hates I have a friend who actually told me

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Speaker 3: I was shocked and I'm like, how are you kids distracted?

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Speaker 2: For thirty minutes? He said thirty minutes? He said thirty minutes.

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Speaker 2: He said thirty minutes, and I was like, what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: He's like an ultra runner.

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Speaker 2: But I was shocked. I was like, how did your

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Speaker 2: April will be like nah.

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Speaker 1: There is a level of anxiety with kids that increased

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Speaker 2: This is a podcast about sex.

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Speaker 1: It's like having sex in public. It's like the fear

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the last thing we need. What are they

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Speaker 1: Just it's gonna it's just got to rid of ruin

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Speaker 1: I can hear you out there, and she she's a

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Speaker 1: night out, she's up late, she stays up till like midnight.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, see then, and.

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Speaker 1: She loves a chat, loves the chat, loves also putting

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Speaker 1: a doco that we're going to watch together. And so

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Speaker 3: She's just like a chaperone, She's like, I found the doco.

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Speaker 1: Come downstairs.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm balls deep up here.

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Speaker 3: Can you shut up?

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Speaker 1: Okay? But yes, I put the question out there and

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Speaker 1: I asked people how long does sex last with your partner?

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Speaker 1: And I was more so trying to direct this towards

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Speaker 1: I said five minutes, are under five to ten minutes?

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Speaker 1: Close Over three and a half thousand people said that

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Speaker 1: they're having sex between five to ten minutes. Okay, But

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Speaker 1: then a lot of people were arguing, or does that

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Speaker 2: And my response, what the hell's that? What do you mean?

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Speaker 3: We're not dating?

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Speaker 1: But what are you talking about? I said, we're married

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Speaker 2: Who has type of four player?

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 1: The heck on the cheek and a high five and

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Speaker 2: On four players? Me taking my clothes off lucky.

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Speaker 1: April, but ten to twenty Just over three thousand people

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Speaker 2: How many people said twenty minutes or more?

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Speaker 1: thy two hundred people say over twenty minutes over twenty.

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Speaker 2: They are Egyptian because they live in.

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Speaker 1: Denial, well said, Well said for me, I think we're

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's acceptable.

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Speaker 1: What are we looking at for yourself when we're having

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Speaker 2: Well, we only do one way. Now, what's that prefers? Cowgirl? Okay,

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Speaker 2: so about twenty to thirty seconds, it's over.

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Speaker 1: Nah, but I can't tell her if you've.

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Speaker 3: Been mate who says that he squeezes his stomach in

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Speaker 3: deterrent to not finish.

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Speaker 1: Squeeze the stomach like he like, sell.

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Speaker 2: Rabs it like he And I was, I was like,

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, doesn't hurt?

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Speaker 3: He's like, that's the point.

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Speaker 2: Mind you.

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Speaker 3: This guy's very single.

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Speaker 1: Why doesn't he.

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Speaker 2: If abel turn around, I'm squeeze in my stomach, she'd

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Speaker 3: I'm not hero.

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Speaker 2: The issue with I don't blame you.

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Speaker 1: Like when you've had a long day and you've dealt

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Speaker 1: with the kids, you know, the quicker, the better dinner

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Speaker 1: time is a punished bath time. The kids hate getting

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Speaker 1: in the bath, they love them being in the bar

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Speaker 1: and then getting out of the bath.

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Speaker 2: It's just struggle after struggle, sick game.

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Speaker 1: They then suck just every last energy out of your body.

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Speaker 1: I'm so exhausted when it comes time to reading that story,

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Speaker 1: and then I can barely feed myself ash that exhausted.

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Speaker 1: I sit there at the coffee table and I've just

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Speaker 1: got I've got nothing left. Yeah, and then to try

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Speaker 1: don't have time. I don't have time.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure that a lot of people are listening to

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Speaker 2: this right now and relating.

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Speaker 1: And Laura is the same. She's exhausted, she's working twelve

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Speaker 2: She wants just easy to just go to bed.

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Speaker 1: We always have a peck good night. And if Laura

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Speaker 1: He's like, what do you think you're doing? Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: How dare you talk about it feet like that?

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Speaker 2: Matt, Now, I don't know if you'd noticed that. On Monday,

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Speaker 1: I did notice that.

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Speaker 2: And I also took my sister and my niece.

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Speaker 1: Oh you took the full family?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you go?

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Speaker 3: It's actually good. They do a very good job out there.

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Speaker 3: Just to get them popped up, so they were happy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, where we're all going to go? And you're not coming,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can say I had to.

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Speaker 2: I had to. That's part of it's the fun of

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Speaker 1: If I did, that's why we do this.

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Speaker 3: If I couldn't do.

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Speaker 2: I am surprised at how well the kids behaved the

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Speaker 1: She's into the pettings, but loved it.

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Speaker 2: Oscar hated it, but or Macy was like walking around

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, Lamas, and it's a really really good

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Speaker 2: They got there. It's huge.

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Speaker 2: Well, I guess they have to be because they get fed.

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Speaker 3: It's great.

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Speaker 2: I've got Macy enjoying it, and Oscar got like pick

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Speaker 2: chotring On has it always been like that is no,

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Speaker 2: how big theyre. Fucking huge, those cows award winning cows.

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Speaker 2: You do you're doing tol You will pass one that's

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Speaker 2: The chickens like excuse me now. One person who was

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Speaker 2: of days ago where I said I need to fix

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you sent me a photo of your backside and

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Speaker 1: you said I need to fix this, and I said,

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Speaker 1: you look great. You don't need to fix anything. We've

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Speaker 3: A fun month, let's say a fun month of the.

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Speaker 4: Trip to Vegas full of burgers, burgers, you know, the

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Speaker 1: We've been living the good life. And I said to

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And I said, look, I've got like a

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Speaker 2: it's like when you go to the zoo. As soon

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Speaker 2: as you get there, your legs hurt and you're hungry immediately.

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Speaker 3: It's like when you go to the shop, something to

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Speaker 2: I get hungry and I'm like, I want a kebab.

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Speaker 3: I want to Ali Barber kebab immediately in my mouth

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Speaker 3: and those chips.

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Speaker 2: That's it. Quit the record.

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Speaker 3: We're going to Ali Baba.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, I'm not gonna I'm not

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 3: It's ten thirty in the morning. Now, I just want

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Speaker 1: BASI was like patting a little piglet, and you're like, just.

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Speaker 2: We hadn't got to it. We hadn't even got to

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Speaker 3: As soon as I walked in, I.

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Speaker 1: Was like, oh, spoken like a true dad.

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Speaker 2: We'll get through what.

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Speaker 3: I ate over the course of the day.

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Speaker 2: You mind you. I was home by four pm, so

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Speaker 2: ten thirty to four pm.

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Speaker 1: This is what was on the menu for Ashway.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here we go. First thing to start.

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Speaker 2: With the little coke zero, right, you love a coch.

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Speaker 1: Just like wet the paltte, wet.

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Speaker 2: The palette, but alongside that cleanse the palate, alongside zero Schnitzelberger.

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Speaker 2: Next thing, Dagwood dog German sausage, Jesus homemade lemonade, a

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Speaker 2: large one. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Then I finished that off with a bit of ribs.

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Speaker 1: Whoa half or what how many ribs we talking?

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Speaker 2: That's half rack of ribs. I'm not judging, Okay. Chicken skewers,

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Speaker 2: sarte chicken skewers, the extra sauce. They're lovely. That was delicious.

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Speaker 2: Corn on a stick. You've got tymes too, you've got

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Speaker 2: a chip on a stick times two fairy floss on

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Speaker 2: a stick, also gosly May donut on a stick, followed

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Speaker 2: up by another goslet May a meat one, this time

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Speaker 2: because the veggie one was very good, the meat one awesome.

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Speaker 2: Finished off with some ice cream, an ice cream Sunday

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Speaker 2: to be exactly a flake one with extra sauce, and

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Speaker 2: then I finished Oscars ice cream.

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Speaker 3: Grand total, it's about two hundred.

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Speaker 2: And thirty something dollars worth of food that I ate

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Speaker 2: at the Easter Show. Oops.

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Speaker 3: I literally could not stop eating.

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Speaker 2: Remember we're coming back from Vegas and you're like, fucking hell,

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Speaker 2: you've eaten all days is all you've done.

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Speaker 1: There's two modes with you. You're either fasting. You'll have like

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Speaker 1: a drink in the afternoon and that's all you have

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Speaker 2: I pretty much did the Easter Show tour of food trucks.

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Speaker 1: Did April say anything? Was she?

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Speaker 2: She wouldn't dare anyway.

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Speaker 1: So when you say you finished Oscar's ice cream, is

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Speaker 1: that because he couldn't finish it? Or you're just like

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Speaker 1: I was like.

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Speaker 2: I say, you go.

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Speaker 3: He left it out.

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Speaker 2: Also, he can't work out the structural integrity of ice cream.

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Speaker 2: Okay on a cone. Okay, if you're eating a cone,

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Speaker 2: you need to lick around it to keep it standing tall.

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Speaker 2: He can't quite work that out. Tries to lick the

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Speaker 2: I'm taken that and finish the ice cream.

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Speaker 3: Now I know that I'm not the only man.

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Speaker 2: To eat his way through the East Show like this.

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Speaker 3: I guarantee you and I saw it.

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Speaker 2: There were dads everywhere walking around pulling those trolleys that

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Speaker 2: had pre made lunches and stuff in them for the

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Speaker 2: kids and whatever. But dad's holing into a dagwood dog.

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Speaker 3: I got a jumbo dagwood dog. Thing was fucking huge.

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Speaker 2: It was like that big how many inches well, boost

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Speaker 2: of how many inches I have, I would say it's

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Speaker 2: similar to about twelve to thirteen inches. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It was big, full of better full of Tomo sauce.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what, Sometimes you just need to treat yourself.

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Speaker 2: I also had a hot dog that I just remembered. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: all the.

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Speaker 1: Vendors there are like we've had record profits.

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Speaker 2: Well, do you know who has a truck there? Chebo

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Speaker 2: has a truck there?

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Speaker 1: Who's that again?

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Speaker 2: You know? Chevo does the burgerscho But I I messaged

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Speaker 2: he was like, fatten down that.

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Speaker 1: More beef.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't find him, so they're still in business.

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Speaker 1: I'm just imagining like they do the Parade of animals,

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Speaker 3: Just sitting there with a knife and walking that and.

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Speaker 1: Like you're like walking onto the pitch and they're like,

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Speaker 1: who the hell is this guy? And you're just like

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Speaker 1: gnawing on a live cow. Just work.

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Speaker 2: I've got one for me and one for milk.

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Speaker 1: Where's my prize, daisy?

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah. Anyway, other than that, each the show was

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Speaker 3: Probably I'm so tired still two days later.

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Speaker 1: That explains a lot that does. But hey, from this

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Speaker 1: moment on and again, you don't need to fix anything.

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Speaker 1: Nothing's broken. But you've had You've had your fun. Now

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Speaker 1: it's time it's time to knuckle down.

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Speaker 2: I'm getting fat shamed in my own No, no, not here,

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Speaker 2: I'm getting fat shamed. I'm glad you had fun, honestly

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Speaker 2: the most fun I've had in a while. The food, Oh,

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Speaker 2: I knew I was going to fail as soon as

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Speaker 2: I walked in.

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Speaker 3: There are you going back?

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Speaker 2: And the first thing, I'm just going back for food.

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Speaker 2: I'm going back for lunch.

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Speaker 1: It's a good thing is out at Olympic Park and

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Speaker 1: not more local to where you are.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm getting the food shipped over.

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Speaker 2: Uber Eats.

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Speaker 1: Hey, look, i'd love to get your opinion on this, yep,

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Speaker 1: because I feel like, well, based on how you feel

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Speaker 1: about Christmas, I think you'll feel quite strongly about this

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, we're talk part of the four day We're

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Speaker 2: talking Festival of Chocolate. Do you hate?

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Speaker 1: I just hate the whole fucking thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bit like that.

449
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:51,600
Speaker 1: This is very controversial. But hey, I'm going to say it.

450
00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,200
Speaker 1: I hate Easter.

451
00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 2: I applaud you. Takes a big man to admit that.

452
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,199
Speaker 1: I never used to hate Easter. You know, I've got

453
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:02,640
Speaker 1: to finished record early today because I've got an Easter

454
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 1: hat parade.

455
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh that's ridiculous.

456
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: But yes, I don't know if any of the early

457
00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:09,960
Speaker 1: educators from my daycare are listening, they may be. I

458
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 1: think it is a lovely gesture doing an Easter hat parade,

459
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 1: and ours is better than the ones that other people

460
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 1: do because previously you had to make your own Easter hat.

461
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,720
Speaker 2: That's the phase what I'm in.

462
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's and like, so you didn't have to

463
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 1: make yours. No, thank god they provided them. They make them,

464
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 1: the kids make it and they lead up too, which

465
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 1: is just that greade should be done.

466
00:22:35,280 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 2: Trying to figure out how you hate it so much?

467
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: Well, because I hate it because well.

468
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:42,760
Speaker 2: April the last two days been halfing on about making

469
00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:45,960
Speaker 2: this Easter hat. Okay at me because apparently it's my

470
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,600
Speaker 2: fucking job to do. So I got all the materials

471
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Speaker 2: this morning.

472
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: Where did you get the materials from?

473
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,199
Speaker 2: Just from some shit two dollars shop? And then I

474
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 2: walk downstairs and she's got the super glue out. It's

475
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:57,159
Speaker 2: all over the table and her hands stuck to the

476
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 2: fucking table just exactly, and she's stuck to the table

477
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 2: and then stuck to her is like all this shit,

478
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 2: and I was just.

479
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 3: Trying to figure out what's going on. But anyway.

480
00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,720
Speaker 1: So, well, that's the problem. I think parents have enough

481
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 1: going on. The last thing they need to absolutely fucking

482
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:16,200
Speaker 1: unravel the week is the responsibility of making an Easter

483
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: hat that's going to be on display for every other

484
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,360
Speaker 1: parent to fucking judge.

485
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: Like, you sound like you lost an Easter hat parade.

486
00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: Well no, So what we used to do at the

487
00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: old daycare is my sister, who is very artsy and crafty.

488
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,480
Speaker 1: We would have an Easter hat that would do the

489
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 1: rounds ah. It was like a slut of an easter hat.

490
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: It went around it every day care. Everyone passed it around.

491
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 3: They all went to different daycares.

492
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we would like to get away with it.

493
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 1: But by the time we would get it though, would

494
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,440
Speaker 1: be manky. It was like it had seen better days.

495
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,760
Speaker 1: It had been used and abused.

496
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 2: April's friend used to make ours because she's real mumsy.

497
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Speaker 1: What would you give her in return?

498
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 2: What was her nothing? She just loved it.

499
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Speaker 1: That's weird.

500
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Speaker 3: But she didn't do it this year, and now I'm

501
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Speaker 3: off it.

502
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Speaker 2: Well, she's probably listening, So if you're listening, get back

503
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,240
Speaker 2: to it next year. I want them, I want a

504
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 2: couple of them.

505
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Speaker 1: I just I just think it's okay. So the good

506
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 1: thing about the Easter Hat parade today is the fact

507
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,359
Speaker 1: that the kids have made it already. We're coming in.

508
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:19,120
Speaker 1: We don't have to bring anything, but you know, normally

509
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,199
Speaker 1: you're paying for daycare until like five five point thirty.

510
00:24:22,640 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 1: We've got to get there early. We're going to get

511
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:30,040
Speaker 1: there early for the East to Hat parade swindled, which

512
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 1: the kids, Let's be honest, they're all petrified walking out

513
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,240
Speaker 1: into like the outside. All the parents are there looking

514
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,720
Speaker 1: at them.

515
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:37,960
Speaker 3: And it's not like you can be like, oh, that

516
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 3: was good parade, see your kids. Seeing in another two hours.

517
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 1: Take the kids. So then all of a sudden, you're

518
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 1: doing like almost a half day of daycare.

519
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,399
Speaker 2: There's all these parents out there right now listening to

520
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 2: you tell this story, going fucking dare they I'm glad

521
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 2: someone's standing up for us.

522
00:24:54,119 --> 00:25:00,280
Speaker 1: Cancel, yeah, jesus. Okay. Then in addition to that, let's

523
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,359
Speaker 1: be honest, East Long Weekend is an absolute asshole of

524
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,920
Speaker 1: a weekend.

525
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all of a sudden, the population grows by

526
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 2: like three or four times.

527
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: Everyone is like, oh my god, we've got popped up

528
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: on chocolate. We've got two extra days on the weekend.

529
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:20,080
Speaker 1: Let's pack up the car with every belonging that we have.

530
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,160
Speaker 1: Let's put the couch in there, the TV, the fishing rods,

531
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 1: where's Nana? Put her on the back as well, and

532
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: let's drive three hours away. Because it's every every.

533
00:25:29,119 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 2: Bond the same. It's always three somewhere between two and

534
00:25:32,520 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 2: a half and three hours.

535
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:38,000
Speaker 1: Traffic is an absolute bloody nightmare. Like the moment you

536
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,080
Speaker 1: leave your driveway, you just don't stand still traffic.

537
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 2: What about those people who can't afford to go away?

538
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:48,080
Speaker 1: Man, you better thank your lucky stars. You're the lucky one.

539
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:51,479
Speaker 1: Traffic sucks.

540
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,640
Speaker 3: It's brutal. It's a shit weekend.

541
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:55,640
Speaker 2: It's also it's a religious weekend.

542
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: What's your point.

543
00:25:59,359 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 2: I'm not really except for that time my mum faked

544
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: for me to be Catholic to get into that Catholic school.

545
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,520
Speaker 2: But that's the only time I've ever been religious. But

546
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:09,320
Speaker 2: then it's like, are we basing a whole.

547
00:26:09,119 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 3: Weekend now around something one?

548
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: Something that doesn't exist?

549
00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:18,800
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa, sorry you got kids in the car. Let

550
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 3: me just a little trigger warning here.

551
00:26:20,560 --> 00:26:21,679
Speaker 2: The Easter bunny Matt.

552
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: Is written in the Bible.

553
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 2: He's pooping out chocolate eggs. There's something wrong with that, bunny.

554
00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 1: Yeah. The fact that kids aren't.

555
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,359
Speaker 2: Questioning I don't know, man, I don't know.

556
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: But yes, I'm essentially eating rabbit shit.

557
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 2: I'm with you. I'm not as outspoken about Easter as

558
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 2: I am Christmas because I kin't of just have forgotten

559
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,720
Speaker 2: about it until the two or three days before.

560
00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: Thank good.

561
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,440
Speaker 3: Also, I love chocolate.

562
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,960
Speaker 1: And it's and the I guess hot Cross buns I

563
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 1: think are great. I think we should have Holt Cross buns.

564
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: All year round, just the fruit ones.

565
00:26:58,119 --> 00:27:00,640
Speaker 2: Or have you had the chocolate one of chalk chip?

566
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: Sure?

567
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 2: Or no full chock like a double chok? Yeah?

568
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,120
Speaker 1: No, I've had of the chuck chip. I think they're

569
00:27:07,119 --> 00:27:08,880
Speaker 1: a great thing. When people complain that the hot Cross

570
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,240
Speaker 1: bunds have come out early, I'm like, why are we

571
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: complaining about something good that's more accessible.

572
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 2: I don't know.

573
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,639
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense.

574
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 2: Because people love to find things that complain about.

575
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,760
Speaker 1: So I think from now on, from this moment on,

576
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: we will no longer take trips away during Eastern But also,

577
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:31,240
Speaker 1: I guess maybe this is adding to it, is the

578
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: fact that Laura is leaving me this weekend.

579
00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 3: She going away.

580
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: She's going away on her own.

581
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 3: No kids, Easter weekend.

582
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: She's going to Bali for a week for work, divorce

583
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: for work. So she's leaving me. And you know, I

584
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 1: love I love having the kids on the weekend. It's great.

585
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 3: I look forward to some sort of monster.

586
00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,160
Speaker 1: I do enjoy it. But then comes Sunday afternoon, I'm

587
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: pretty excited to drop them off.

588
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 2: For day Monday morning, I'm like, yeah, it's a freedom,

589
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 2: it is all about me now.

590
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:13,040
Speaker 1: But but to make matters worse, and I think this

591
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,879
Speaker 1: is what is the main issue here. Okay, daycare fees,

592
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 1: you know we're going to say're very expensive.

593
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 2: Can I just put a trigger warning in front of

594
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,639
Speaker 2: what you're going to say, because I know exactly what

595
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:24,200
Speaker 2: you're going to say.

596
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 3: I think we winged about this last year.

597
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 1: The fact that we're paying for Yeah, the kids go

598
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,679
Speaker 1: on Friday, I pay for that, both kids, Maley and Lola.

599
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 1: And then Monday, public holiday, you're still pay You're paying

600
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: for two kids to be at daycare.

601
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,000
Speaker 2: Thank god, But do you know what they say, at

602
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 2: least we help them make the Easter hats, and you

603
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 2: shut I know I've seen do you know how many tiktoks.

604
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 2: I've seen people winged about this.

605
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,160
Speaker 1: I want to get on that train.

606
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: You get me in there, get your phone out and

607
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:58,520
Speaker 2: just start talking to your phones. Yeah, slipstream you in

608
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,400
Speaker 2: into the Easter Haunds like Maddie's standing up for us.

609
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 2: If you're listening and your own or run a daycare center,

610
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 2: give us a fucking break.

611
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 3: Give us a day in lou Give us a.

612
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,200
Speaker 1: Day in Lou. Day in lou Open up on a

613
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 1: Saturday or a Sunday. Just give us one day back.

614
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: Public holidays when you're when you have kids in daycare,

615
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 1: are the fucking worst days.

616
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: Get they've got. They've still got to pay their staff

617
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 2: for that day, though they do, they do.

618
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: I will say once again to all the teachers you

619
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: look after my kids. You're doing a great job, and

620
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you're sending me broke.

621
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:34,959
Speaker 2: Let's add that to the list of piece people are

622
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 2: going to be disgruntled by these podcasts. It's dentists, rural doctors,

623
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 2: and now daycare teachers. We're not going to be allowed

624
00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 2: in any daycare, but I have.

625
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: And also fans of Paramatta Eels, oh yeah them too,

626
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: who hate Ashley, who.

627
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 2: I've got many a death threat from Paramatta Eel fans.

628
00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,479
Speaker 1: Ash, I am, of course, referring to the fact that

629
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 1: you were a little joyous and the fact that paramounta

630
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: Eels have an injured player.

631
00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 2: I wasn't joyous. I just said you.

632
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 1: Can thank us and mainly see eagle.

633
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: I did an eagle symbol and someone did send me

634
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 2: a death threat and also a strongly worded email.

635
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: People are very passionate about footy.

636
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,200
Speaker 3: Ash also get a life.

637
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: But yes, of course, Matt and you can watch every

638
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 2: game of every round on KO which are ko. Everyone

639
00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: is welcome, of course, even if you only go for

640
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 2: the team because they have the best mascot.

641
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:38,680
Speaker 1: Who do you think has the best mascot in the NRL?

642
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:39,840
Speaker 1: Here's your pick.

643
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 3: Look, I think the most confusing mascot.

644
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: Is the Storm Terrible.

645
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 3: How does that work?

646
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,400
Speaker 1: He's just a guy with a lightning bolt.

647
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 2: It wouldn't it be the Thunders.

648
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: I do like the Bunnies. I do like the Bunnies

649
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 1: mascot Russell Crow. My favorite thing about going to Broncos

650
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 1: games in Queensland and Brisbane was the fact they would

651
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: have a horse horse up and down the sideline. The

652
00:31:06,880 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: horse is probably petrified.

653
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 2: Oh yes, what's.

654
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: All this normal factory you talk about?

655
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:17,320
Speaker 2: Bron This weekend man is action packed. There's a lot

656
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: going on, so get on board. What do we got.

657
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: We've got the Japanese Grand Prix that is going to

658
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: be three pm Australian Eastern Standard time, and with daylight

659
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:29,640
Speaker 1: savings ending on Sunday, which is the race day, it's

660
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: going to be prime time for Aussies to watch that race.

661
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 1: Not like the normal times you have to get up

662
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 1: at all hours of the morning to night there.

663
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't do it.

664
00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,760
Speaker 1: You're not a true fan like some of us. Like

665
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: some of us, Yes, as there is also a massive

666
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 1: weekend of NRL, your beloved Manly. They are up against

667
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: remind me a formidable team.

668
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,520
Speaker 2: The Raining champions Penrose Panthers.

669
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 3: At least it will be in four KA.

670
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: I can watch my team get decimated in four K.

671
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 1: Good luck, I hope.

672
00:32:00,680 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 2: I'm actually planning on going to that game with Oscar

673
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 2: his first ever game, so in true Manly fashion, I

674
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 2: wanted to experience this point.

675
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: We also have Broncos up against the Storm and.

676
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 3: The Broncos are looking good, but do you know who

677
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 3: returns this week.

678
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 1: Munster, he's back. The groin is it's repaired itself right now,

679
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: it looks good. We also have Cowboys versus Titans, and

680
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: the Raiders versus the Eels, and once again ash all

681
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 1: live and in four.

682
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: K and no ad breaks during play.

683
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 1: Love that there is plenty on for everyone this week,

684
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: so get on board with ko. It's now also available

685
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: on Hubble and.

686
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 2: They do don't forget have that seven day free trial.

687
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:44,360
Speaker 1: Thank you for reminding us.

688
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 3: Good, thank you for reminding us Aboutdalla's hoping it's ONNY

689
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 3: on Sunday.

690
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: Matt, something I do want to I don't want to

691
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: directly blame Maley, your eldest daughter, for something that now.

692
00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: Would be very careful that Oscar does you word this sentence.

693
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 3: It's not a direct blame, because we'll climb out.

694
00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: And no, she is a bit of a nightmare.

695
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 3: She's an enabler. She enable yet nightmare not so much.

696
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:14,320
Speaker 2: She's lovely, she's very sweet, much better. I'm just gonna

697
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: shit sandwich this. I've noticed that something Oscar has picked

698
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:22,920
Speaker 2: up from someone. I don't know if it's Marley, I

699
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 2: don't know if he's picked it up from KINDI no

700
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:29,040
Speaker 2: other kids that Oscar hangs out with directly do this.

701
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 2: And we have spoken about it before. It's not a

702
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 2: secret that Marley sucks her thumb.

703
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh she loves it. Oh yeah, it's a vice for sure.

704
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 2: So we did spend a week together on a cruise ship.

705
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 2: We will very every meal together, every day together, the

706
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: kids all together, all the time.

707
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: Oscar has never sucked his thumb ever.

708
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 2: Since then. And I'm not I'm not directly blaming Marley.

709
00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 1: I think I blame Marley.

710
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 2: You blame her? Yeah, Okay, because I was trying to

711
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:06,800
Speaker 2: be nice. This morning was the last draw because I

712
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: was like, I've seen it from a distance. I thought nothing,

713
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:15,120
Speaker 2: really too much of it, Like, okay, well I do

714
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:15,440
Speaker 2: I do.

715
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:19,040
Speaker 1: Recall we were getting the taxi back to the airport

716
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: and we're sitting there and he put his thumb in

717
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:23,279
Speaker 1: his mouth, and you were like, hey, what do you

718
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:24,959
Speaker 1: doing there, buddy? Get that thing out of there. Doesn't

719
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:28,839
Speaker 1: belong there. I feel like with Oscar, you know those

720
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 1: friends that didn't do any drugs or like drink much

721
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: alcohol in high school and they got to their thirties

722
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 1: and then someone was like, hey, try a line.

723
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:45,080
Speaker 3: Of casmthy We didn't go for anything real pg there.

724
00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 2: We went for the hard stuff.

725
00:34:46,239 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: And they just go off the rails and it's when

726
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,800
Speaker 1: they get a taste of the good stuff that's Oscar

727
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,799
Speaker 1: for Oscar is essentially a thirty year old who's now

728
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,480
Speaker 1: smoking math.

729
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,720
Speaker 2: Yea me and Oscar.

730
00:34:58,200 --> 00:34:59,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, so thanks for that.

731
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,319
Speaker 1: Lola is addicted to the dummy. Yeah, Marley's addicted to

732
00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 1: the Sometimes maybe this may be bad, but she's really upset.

733
00:35:07,520 --> 00:35:11,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, just suck your thumb and then she's like,

734
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: oh that's better, Like it just calms her right down.

735
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,960
Speaker 1: Just suck them yeah, and she's like, oh, that's right.

736
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: It's this this guy.

737
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: You mentioned addictions to dummy, which is not an obscure addiction,

738
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 2: Like there's lots of kids out there that have to

739
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 2: have their dummy. My kids have never had that. But

740
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:31,920
Speaker 2: Macy's picked up something that is and I'll call it

741
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 2: an addiction, but it's only an addictions because we enabled

742
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 2: it and we started it.

743
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,879
Speaker 3: So Eclipse Mints.

744
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: You.

745
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:56,399
Speaker 1: Love a mint? Can I just inform the listeners that

746
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: where whenever we go out with Ash is his phone,

747
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 1: his wallet and a sack of mints.

748
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 2: It's like a drug bag full of mint means it

749
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 2: looks like it looks like it looks like pills. But

750
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,400
Speaker 2: we have them in the car all the time, and April,

751
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:19,200
Speaker 2: you think, I love Eclipse mints, the missus, so we

752
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: have him in the car and I think one day

753
00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 2: Macy was like, I want one, and they're sugar free.

754
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 2: Whatever I go to shut her up, we gave her one,

755
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 2: and you know, it was nothing, It was nothing, It

756
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 2: was harmless. Was it turned out to be a gateway,

757
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:37,960
Speaker 2: but like we would we were giving them to her

758
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 2: when she would be like, I want one and to

759
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 2: keep the peace, and it keeps her occupied because she

760
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,759
Speaker 2: holds it and she just sucks it for ages, kind

761
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 2: of like stuck on a finger that dissolves.

762
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 3: Imagine if Marley's fingers dissolved anyway.

763
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:58,360
Speaker 1: Sorry, don't need that kind of stress in my life anyway.

764
00:36:58,400 --> 00:36:59,200
Speaker 3: So it started like that.

765
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 2: And then when we were away the other day two

766
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 2: when we went on that cruise, we flew up, we

767
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,520
Speaker 2: stayed somewhere.

768
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 3: So for that whole time it became something that she used.

769
00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: We would use also to distract her, kind of like

770
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:16,239
Speaker 2: a bribe, but distracting it will keep her quiet for

771
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:19,160
Speaker 2: like ten minutes or something like that, and one turned

772
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 2: into having to double fist it having two.

773
00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 3: Oh god, And it was just like, oh, this is

774
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 3: on holiday.

775
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 1: Do you ever worry that other people would look at

776
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: her and be like, is that kid double fisting to

777
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 1: eclipse mins?

778
00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 2: Mind your business, That's what I say. Yeah, So I

779
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 2: was like, this is a holiday thing. Yeah, it's fine,

780
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,399
Speaker 2: this is fine.

781
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 1: Holidays. Rules go out the window. Whatever, whatever keeps kids happy.

782
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,479
Speaker 2: She's like a crack addict. Now, yeah, think about any

783
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 2: drug addict activity that would do other than sucking dick

784
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:57,600
Speaker 2: in a bathroom. Sorry, so I've hidden them. She finds

785
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,640
Speaker 2: them because.

786
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,720
Speaker 3: They rattle as well.

787
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 2: It's like she'll be upstairs and I'll rattle the mint.

788
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 2: I don't have any on me.

789
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 3: It's the first time I love having had any mints.

790
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:07,600
Speaker 1: Because MASI he's taken them.

791
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,160
Speaker 3: Moments we're out of mints. She'll but like what she'll do.

792
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 2: I'll hear the chat the little kid's chair because she

793
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 2: can't lift it up, so she's got to push it

794
00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:17,600
Speaker 2: along the tiles. It makes that.

795
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: I'll hear it from upstairs.

796
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:21,240
Speaker 1: I'll be like, are you freaking serious?

797
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:25,840
Speaker 2: And I'll go downstairs and she's in a random cupboard

798
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:29,800
Speaker 2: on the kitchen bench, flinging things around trying to find

799
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 2: the mints.

800
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 1: And then she doesn't get one.

801
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 2: It's like, excuse us one more man, last time I

802
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 2: got on quick, I'll go cold turkey. So we've actually

803
00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: had to remove all the mints out of the house

804
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:43,319
Speaker 2: because she can't have one, she has to have two.

805
00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 3: She hears it. She's like, ah, I'm going to try

806
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 3: and get.

807
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:49,640
Speaker 2: Some footage for those of you listening at home.

808
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 3: If she sees the mint packet and you don't give

809
00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 3: a one.

810
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:59,399
Speaker 2: All hell breaks. She's like screaming, stamping. First of all,

811
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 2: she does this thing, she goes that like she's sad, and.

812
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,800
Speaker 1: It's like all the cycle of grief, yeah, literally the

813
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 1: cycle of grief.

814
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 2: And then she comes to acceptance and she's like why

815
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: like accepting this on my whole life and anger and anger,

816
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:22,360
Speaker 2: then back to sadness. But she is a crack addict

817
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 2: for eclipsements, and we are to blame for that.

818
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:32,279
Speaker 1: I think. I think in terms of addictions, it's not

819
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: the worst one to have.

820
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:36,040
Speaker 2: The only problem is the side of the packet says

821
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 2: excess consumption can cause a laxative effect.

822
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: Well, I mean how long is a piece of strength? Right?

823
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: Very good point, Like, can you be a bit more specific?

824
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 2: The many does she need?

825
00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, what are we talking?

826
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:49,919
Speaker 3: She's pretty constipated all the time, so maybe she needs more.

827
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 1: How many days she happen? Do you think on average

828
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: on a weekend? Weekends? Must be weekends Mriday and Saturday

829
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:56,760
Speaker 1: night she's binging.

830
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 3: I would say she has about six o'click eclipments a

831
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 3: day far out, day in, day out.

832
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:07,720
Speaker 2: Judge me if you will, I will.

833
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: Will.

834
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 2: The meltdown's not worth it though, Okay.

835
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:15,080
Speaker 1: The path of least resistance I know.

836
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:18,560
Speaker 3: Anyway, speaking of meltdowns, let's go into our favorite segment.

837
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 4: It's a fine.

838
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:35,920
Speaker 1: The final.

839
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:40,800
Speaker 2: Matt.

840
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 3: Would you like to go first?

841
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: First? I will just take this opportunity. And sorry, it's

842
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,560
Speaker 1: taken me so long to say this. You've trimmed your

843
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:54,960
Speaker 1: mustache and it looks great, so tends. This one's from

844
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,040
Speaker 1: Ali pitch Ford pitch forward.

845
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:00,200
Speaker 3: That was made up, but yep, that's I've never met.

846
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 1: A pitch forward before. She picked forward. Not my child,

847
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 1: but my niece fell over at a family gathering and

848
00:41:09,320 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: she cut a knee open. Oh shame me. Naturally, being

849
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,279
Speaker 1: the nurse of the family cleaned her knee and put

850
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 1: a band aid on. She then started crying hysterically. This

851
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 1: is the child Ali. When I asked her why she

852
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,959
Speaker 1: was still crying, she said, I want my blood back

853
00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:34,400
Speaker 1: from the wife I used to clean her knee. That's tricky,

854
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: that's tricky. I was going to say, what you what

855
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 1: you're got to do. Whenever the kids fall over, don't

856
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: react unless it's like, unless it's life threatening or requires stitches.

857
00:41:50,280 --> 00:41:54,319
Speaker 1: Just like, looked down. Don't even I wouldn't even like, just.

858
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 2: Let him bleed out Iregan.

859
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, just one less mouth defeat.

860
00:41:58,640 --> 00:42:05,239
Speaker 1: I say, the moment you react, the moment you give

861
00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: them any attention. I know he milk it.

862
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 2: I know. I've told this story before that when this

863
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: kid fell down the stairs where I used to work,

864
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:17,919
Speaker 2: and the dad was like, it was like, you're gonna,

865
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 2: you know, attend to that kid, and he was like, nope,

866
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:24,840
Speaker 2: it was fine, thankfully.

867
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: How many stairs did he fall down?

868
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:29,720
Speaker 2: I can't quite remember.

869
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 3: It was a lot, It's the whole story.

870
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 2: He fell down four stories of stairs. It was just

871
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 2: like it was just like fifteen twenty steps and.

872
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 3: I was on ten steps.

873
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,439
Speaker 2: All right, I'm going to give you my one, matt

874
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,239
Speaker 2: All right, now that we've laughed.

875
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 3: That off, now this one is from Holly. Just bear

876
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 3: with me because you know how good I.

877
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 2: Am reading, and she already warned us that this is

878
00:42:52,719 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 2: a bit of a bane.

879
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,040
Speaker 1: I shouldn't laugh.

880
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 2: How's this for a brain bender? My three? My three

881
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 2: year old son wanted to eat some banana bread but

882
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:13,239
Speaker 2: didn't want it in his belly?

883
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,400
Speaker 3: What are they gonna What do you think you're gonna.

884
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,840
Speaker 2: Do with it? Matthew? Should we do some questions?

885
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: I think we should consider.

886
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 3: I'm holding the iPad.

887
00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:26,880
Speaker 2: Hey, I might as well just go first.

888
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: What better time than now to have you asked me

889
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,200
Speaker 1: a question?

890
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 2: So, matt this is from Lisa. Having two girls, did

891
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:37,640
Speaker 2: you or your wife have gender disappointment? I'm struggling with

892
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 2: this big time personally. I don't know what this is

893
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:42,719
Speaker 2: because I have one of each.

894
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 3: So all right, just rub it in my shallow and deep.

895
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know what that feels like because I've got

896
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: one of both, and I'm such a good dad, and

897
00:43:57,040 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: my sperm a grete because they give me one of each.

898
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,399
Speaker 2: Well, actually, right now, not so great because they're gone

899
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 2: bit tied up. Actually, I was thinking about getting rid

900
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: of my testicals altogether. I don't need them anymore. Hit

901
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: what else do they do? Just hurt whenever I get

902
00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:14,880
Speaker 2: whenever my kid head butts it, because it's perfect, get.

903
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 1: Rid of them. I would like just one, please you both.

904
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 1: If there's any doctors pickle them, just be nice to

905
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: have it in a jar.

906
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:25,240
Speaker 2: Wouldn't it be.

907
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 1: It's like, what's that? That's ashes nuts?

908
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:29,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you would be like, this is what they're supposed

909
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 2: to look like.

910
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 1: I did. I did have a agenda disappointment. I will

911
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 1: I will say I will caveat this answer with the

912
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: fact that I do love my girls. I'm extremely happy.

913
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't change my life with two daughters for any

914
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 1: amount of money or anything in the world.

915
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 2: You did try and steal my son.

916
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: Oops, that was a moment of weakness on my behalf.

917
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: I do. I love I love of being a girl dad.

918
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: I think it's great.

919
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,560
Speaker 2: But at the.

920
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 1: Time issue was both male and lola. I think I

921
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: said it many times. We didn't know the sex of

922
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: our child and we found out were surprised at birth,

923
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: which for me, I'm not into.

924
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 2: I think that's a terrible thing to do.

925
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:24,640
Speaker 1: I want to. I think childbirth is amazing enough that

926
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,000
Speaker 1: you don't need the added surprise of like, what's it

927
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:31,040
Speaker 1: going to be? It's probably yeah, you don't need that.

928
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: Laura was like, there's absolutely no way that I'm going

929
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:37,120
Speaker 1: to find out. I want to find out in the moment,

930
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: you know, in the delivery room, as soon as that

931
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: baby comes out. It's me And I'm like, but just

932
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: I didn't want to argue with it, because I was like, hey,

933
00:45:45,280 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 1: this is you know, you're going through a lot more

934
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 1: than I am right now, so that if that's going

935
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: to make you happy, so be it. I'm not going

936
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: to push back. If we have a third There's absolutely

937
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 1: no way we're not going to find out. I want

938
00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 1: to do like you want to do it, like gender

939
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 1: reveal with a carding a burnout and where it's pink

940
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 1: smoke or blue slish. That's how I wanted to happen.

941
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: Absolutely beautiful. And then with Marley, I was having these

942
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: vivid dreams, vivid dreams of playing with my son what

943
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:14,919
Speaker 1: I thought was going to be my son.

944
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 2: That Marley.

945
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: And as well, everyone was looking at Laura, looking at

946
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: the shape and going, that's a boy.

947
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 2: The way that it's sitting love that ship people. Fucking

948
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 2: I fucking hate that so much. Also, what I hated

949
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 2: is when people would say, oh, what are you having?

950
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:43,719
Speaker 2: I don't know, a fucking baby, you idiot, Well this

951
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,320
Speaker 2: is awkward.

952
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 1: It's a cat. Yeah. Yeah, So in the moment ash

953
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:51,560
Speaker 1: when Marley was born, and I also thought it was

954
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:55,160
Speaker 1: like the movies. It would play out where the doctor

955
00:46:55,160 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: would announce to the room in a loud voice, Congratulations,

956
00:47:00,840 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 1: it's a boy or it's a girl. Like I thought

957
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:05,800
Speaker 1: that's how it happened, and I remembered how it happens

958
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:09,080
Speaker 1: not for us, bro I don't know because I found

959
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 1: out early.

960
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I found out immediately.

961
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:14,960
Speaker 1: So when Marley came out, I kind of looked at

962
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,120
Speaker 1: the obstetrician and I was like, so, what is it?

963
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 2: And he goes, it's a baby, dummy, and I.

964
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,880
Speaker 1: Kind of said, like, what you know, when's when's he

965
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: gonna clear his throat and announce it to the room And.

966
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 2: It's it's so drum roll? Is that what you were expecting?

967
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:36,359
Speaker 4: Yeah?

968
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: Like, what are the Trump? Whether the trump is going

969
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: to start playing the drummer boys?

970
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 2: Where's the parade? Yeah, where's the praid?

971
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 1: This doesn't seem right, and he just goes so you

972
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 1: can take a look. And so there was this kind

973
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: of awkward moment where Laura was holding Marley, like, you know,

974
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:59,080
Speaker 1: she's crying around she's crying holding, you know, our firstborn child,

975
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 1: and I was kind of like grabbing away, like lifting

976
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: it up to see what it was if you do

977
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: with the dog. Yeah, Like there was like, and excuse me,

978
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: if I'm being really honest, there was a split second

979
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: moment where I was like, oh, it's a girl, Like

980
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,520
Speaker 1: it just wasn't what I was expecting, right, And there

981
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 1: was this and I hate the fact that there was

982
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,919
Speaker 1: this split second of disappointment.

983
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:28,799
Speaker 2: I guess disappointment.

984
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think surprise is more.

985
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 2: I think naturally it's not like it doesn't have to

986
00:48:34,719 --> 00:48:36,279
Speaker 2: be like a devastating disappointment.

987
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,920
Speaker 3: It's like you can't sometimes you can't control what your

988
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 3: brains think.

989
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,640
Speaker 1: Well, I just yeah, it is disappointment. That disappointment in

990
00:48:42,719 --> 00:48:47,359
Speaker 1: that moment didn't live beyond. It was a second of like, oh,

991
00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,800
Speaker 1: this isn't what I was planning. It was like ordering

992
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 1: a steak and the chicken comes and you're like, I

993
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: think there's been a very.

994
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 2: Big difference because you can send that back.

995
00:48:56,840 --> 00:49:01,719
Speaker 1: I tried get back in. Laura was like, what are

996
00:49:01,719 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 1: you doing? And it happened a little bit second time round.

997
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 2: With Lola, the same same thing.

998
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was another surprise, But did you have.

999
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,720
Speaker 2: That did you feel the same.

1000
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: There was a split second moment where you know, I

1001
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: think I want I do want a boy. I did

1002
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 1: want a boy, and people always say, oh, it's the

1003
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:23,560
Speaker 1: dream to get one of each. You know, You're like,

1004
00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:25,600
Speaker 1: then you're done, You've got a boy, You're a girl,

1005
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 1: like job done, happy days. And then I was like, oh,

1006
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 1: I've got I got two girls, and Laura and I

1007
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 1: at this stage kind of spoken about maybe we'll just

1008
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: have two. So then there was this again split second

1009
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:40,719
Speaker 1: moment where I was like, oh, this wasn't what I expected.

1010
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:42,800
Speaker 1: And then I kind of thought as well, in that moment,

1011
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:44,399
Speaker 1: maybe I'll never have a boy.

1012
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:56,000
Speaker 2: Go deeper as sorry, goodness, you're fucking right, Yeah I know.

1013
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. They said, like the moment you're at a

1014
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:02,359
Speaker 2: crossroads that you're trying to tell me.

1015
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: Yeah. But then people don't want to talk about gender

1016
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: disappointment because it sounds so utterly selfish.

1017
00:50:10,360 --> 00:50:13,680
Speaker 2: It does in that moment, and honestly, I could imagine

1018
00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 2: that you would feel somewhat ashamed, even though you shouldn't totally.

1019
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: Well, I just experienced one of the most amazing moments

1020
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: in life. And the fact that you should have any

1021
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 1: emotion that's not just elation, you're an asshole.

1022
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's not true though. Now that I have Macy,

1023
00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 2: I've got a girl and a boy. Again, I'll remind

1024
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: you have a girl.

1025
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 3: I had the boy, but then it was like we

1026
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,600
Speaker 3: found out it was going to be a girl really

1027
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:43,759
Speaker 3: really early on.

1028
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,400
Speaker 1: And what was your reaction in that moment?

1029
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,439
Speaker 2: I think I was just going to be happy either way.

1030
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 2: But now like Macy's the best, it's a bit cheeky.

1031
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:54,560
Speaker 3: You didn't have preference on I didn't want a house

1032
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 3: full of boys.

1033
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,480
Speaker 1: So do you think you would? Okay? Do you think

1034
00:50:57,520 --> 00:51:00,160
Speaker 1: then it's hypothetical if Macy was a boy. Do you

1035
00:51:00,200 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: think there would have been disappointment in that moment now

1036
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: knowing that you don't want to have a house for

1037
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: the boys.

1038
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:07,200
Speaker 2: I don't think so. It would have been what it is.

1039
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,520
Speaker 2: What it is fair enough, but I would have never

1040
00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 2: have gone for a third never ever, ever, If you

1041
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 2: only had that feeling for such a minute moment. Is

1042
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 2: it gender based? Do you having a third or not? Well,

1043
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 2: if you had another girl, would you feel then?

1044
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 1: I think I'd be fine with it. I think some

1045
00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 1: people do have a preconceived idea of what their family

1046
00:51:32,560 --> 00:51:35,120
Speaker 1: is going to be like, and when you it doesn't

1047
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,480
Speaker 1: play out, I think it's really difficult for those people

1048
00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 1: to digest it.

1049
00:51:39,239 --> 00:51:41,680
Speaker 2: Do you think they might feel like they're not content?

1050
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:45,400
Speaker 1: I do think that people may feel like they've missed

1051
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,879
Speaker 1: out okay, which is a normal feeling to have.

1052
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 2: Do you think that your discussions with Laura about having

1053
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 2: a third revolve around gender or the fact of having

1054
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:57,760
Speaker 2: a third?

1055
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 1: No, I'm pretty content now. I am very much at

1056
00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:05,160
Speaker 1: peace with the fact that I may not have a boy.

1057
00:52:05,640 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: That's totally fine, because I'll be honest, I look at

1058
00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:11,080
Speaker 1: little boys and I'm like, let's say, grubby and naughty

1059
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 1: and oh loud all the time. Oscar's great, by the way,

1060
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:15,080
Speaker 1: just that's not directed all.

1061
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 3: Of a sudden, He's well behaved.

1062
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: I don't know how it happened.

1063
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,360
Speaker 1: I think if I was to have three girls like perfect,

1064
00:52:21,440 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 1: I almost think that would be great because a I've

1065
00:52:23,960 --> 00:52:26,080
Speaker 1: got like all the toys that are very like girly.

1066
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:28,160
Speaker 1: I've got all the clothes already, like.

1067
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 2: I've your practice.

1068
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:31,760
Speaker 1: You know, girls are great.

1069
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, girls, I.

1070
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:35,560
Speaker 1: Absolutely love being a girl. Dut If I had a boy,

1071
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:38,200
Speaker 1: that'd be great as well. But the fact that we're

1072
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 1: discussing a third, it's not because I feel like there's

1073
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:42,400
Speaker 1: a missing piece of the puzzle.

1074
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 2: Do you think the listener's struggling with it because they're

1075
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 2: discussing a third and that she really will Yeah?

1076
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:48,399
Speaker 1: I think I know there is, Like there are some

1077
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: dads that I've spoken to that absolutely devastated that they

1078
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:54,319
Speaker 1: don't have a boy.

1079
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 2: For someone who's discussing and still on the fence about

1080
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,880
Speaker 2: having a third, you've you got two girls, would you

1081
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 2: give her any advice?

1082
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 1: I think if you are having another child purely with

1083
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 1: the hope that you're trying to get a certain sex,

1084
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,040
Speaker 1: I think that would be the wrong reason to have

1085
00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: another child.

1086
00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 2: That's pretty valid.

1087
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 1: I think because that's why there's such a hard chance

1088
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:21,840
Speaker 1: of being disappointed. I think you should want to have

1089
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:24,479
Speaker 1: a child because you want to have another family member

1090
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,359
Speaker 1: in the mix, not because you feel like you're trying

1091
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 1: to get that missing piece of the puzzle based only

1092
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 1: being a boy or a girl.

1093
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 2: Because then think of that, I can't imagine the disappointment

1094
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:32,360
Speaker 2: again again.

1095
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,239
Speaker 1: Yeah. The thing to remember is, though, if you are

1096
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 1: experiencing gender disappointment, it's so important to talk about it

1097
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,240
Speaker 1: and know that this isn't going to impact your ability

1098
00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: to be a good parent or how much you're going

1099
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 1: to love your child.

1100
00:53:46,239 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 2: Talk to a professional, I would say that's.

1101
00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: Not here's another child birth question, ash, Oh, yeah, would

1102
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,000
Speaker 1: you still have children if you were a woman and

1103
00:53:58,040 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 1: you had to go through all the process.

1104
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 2: Of absolutely not. Yeah, I'm just gonna flat out and

1105
00:54:04,719 --> 00:54:08,480
Speaker 2: say that men are not strong enough we honestly, I

1106
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,719
Speaker 2: get the sniffles and I'm fucking down like a fucking.

1107
00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:13,200
Speaker 3: Bag of shit.

1108
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Speaker 1: I remember being about have you ever pushed out a

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00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: really big poo, Matt? Think about that awful bit of

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00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:24,480
Speaker 1: relief afterwards, which I guess the feeling the euphoria. Yeah,

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00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,919
Speaker 1: the euphoria of pushing out a baby would be nice

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Speaker 1: to experience that.

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00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: I remember my older sister. We must have been like

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00:54:34,239 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: six and seven and maybe like seven and eight. We're

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00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: really young, and she was like, hey, I just found

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00:54:38,880 --> 00:54:43,200
Speaker 1: something in mum's closet watch this and I was like,

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00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:44,960
Speaker 1: what have we got? And she was like, I think

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00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:47,640
Speaker 1: we waited till mum was out. The video that my

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00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: sister had found was a woman giving birth, and it

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00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:55,480
Speaker 1: was an educational video where somebody was just narrating, like

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00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: exactly what was happening? Was it?

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Speaker 2: David Attenbro.

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Speaker 1: I remember watching this video and I was like, oh my,

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00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:09,799
Speaker 1: it was full on. It was very graphic, and I

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00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:13,960
Speaker 1: remember in that moment thinking, I am so glad that

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00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: I never have to experience anything that remotely relates to

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Speaker 1: this right now.

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Speaker 2: But it's beautiful.

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00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,720
Speaker 1: It is beautiful. Man.

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00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 3: Oh we could do it.

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00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 2: Man, do that.

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00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:30,040
Speaker 1: Let's just thank our lucky stars that not you, not me,

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00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:32,800
Speaker 1: nor any man out there has to go through childbirth,

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00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 1: because the human race would last.

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00:55:34,400 --> 00:55:41,400
Speaker 2: Like thirty seconds. Yeah, the first cold and flu ye spinning,

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00:55:41,760 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 2: fighting for our lives.

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00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:47,439
Speaker 1: Very quickly, you know, I'm quick, mate.

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00:55:48,719 --> 00:55:50,240
Speaker 2: Better not be six or seven minutes.

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00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,759
Speaker 1: God, there will be two minutes. Okay. We asked last week,

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Speaker 1: the very good listeners of this show, what are some disasters.

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00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 3: That have started them? Yes, yes, from going out we did.

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00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:03,719
Speaker 1: We got some great responses, we sure did. I will

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00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,600
Speaker 1: just highlight a few of my favorite mm ash. These

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00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 1: are disasters that have stopped parents going out and socializing.

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00:56:11,440 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 1: One here is my baby removed their nappy and smeared

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00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 1: their shit all over the wall.

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00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 2: Classic. That's a classic one.

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00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,320
Speaker 1: There is so much shit related disasters.

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00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 2: Oh, I bet shit seems to be the main one.

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00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:33,920
Speaker 2: For example, one twin fed the other his shit.

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00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 1: Perfect.

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00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,040
Speaker 2: That kind of did me in for the day. Another

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00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:46,200
Speaker 2: one here our doorters split their head open and had

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00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 2: to go to hospital as they were about to leave

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00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,640
Speaker 2: for a wedding. Oh fuck, that would have ruined the wedding.

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00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,080
Speaker 1: One more here ash one of my favorites. They found

1158
00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:58,600
Speaker 1: their toddler in the toilet bowl, just playing in the

1159
00:56:58,600 --> 00:57:04,759
Speaker 1: toilet water merge inside the bowl. There, No, it was

1160
00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:11,960
Speaker 1: not was not not not emerged. Baby was fine above

1161
00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:16,120
Speaker 1: the water, sitting in there to the bowl, just splashing around. Yes,

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00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 1: having a great time. And these answers are great. They

1163
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: are great because they have got the creative juices.

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00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,280
Speaker 2: Flowing juices, are.

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00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:28,080
Speaker 1: Pulsating if you will get them up. And it's good

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00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: to know because other parents out there ASH that are

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00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,520
Speaker 1: struggling with the fact that it's hard to go out

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00:57:33,560 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: and socialize once you've had kids, if you want to go.

1169
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:40,320
Speaker 2: Out and socialize without them, even with them, but without them,

1170
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 2: it's near impossible.

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00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: Near impossible. And we thought, wouldn't this be a great topic.

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00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:46,880
Speaker 1: It is a great topic for a story.

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00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 2: One quest, might they say.

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00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:57,040
Speaker 1: Any quest? It would be a quest for kids? Would

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00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,640
Speaker 1: it be to read at nighttime?

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00:57:58,720 --> 00:57:58,919
Speaker 2: Oh?

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00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 3: Yes, okay with you.

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00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:02,920
Speaker 1: What we're trying to say is we're writing a kid

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00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 1: We are, Yes, we are. We're writing a kid's book.

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00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,320
Speaker 2: Yes, and thanks to you, because we didn't have no

1181
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 2: idea what to write until you send us all these

1182
00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,880
Speaker 2: which keep coming, man, keep coming.

1183
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: So we've only just started.

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00:58:15,200 --> 00:58:16,520
Speaker 2: Yours might end up in a book.

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00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 3: We do nothing original around here.

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00:58:20,520 --> 00:58:22,320
Speaker 1: What we need is for you to do the work

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00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: for us.

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00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.

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00:58:23,920 --> 00:58:26,080
Speaker 1: So we are writing a kid's book. Not a word

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00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:26,800
Speaker 1: has been written so.

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00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 2: Far, but we're going to write it.

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00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:32,720
Speaker 1: We're writing it. You're me, You and me both soon

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00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,720
Speaker 1: to be published authors.

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00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:36,240
Speaker 2: Who's going to publish us?

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00:58:36,320 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: Just when you thought that you you've had enough of

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00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 1: Matt Nash, we're now creeping into your bedtime routine with

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00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: your kids.

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00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,600
Speaker 2: Creeping into your bedroom, your kid's bedroom.

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00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 3: Who would have back it up.

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00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: Not what we mean. When will the story be written?

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00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 2: We don't know when, but we're working on it. We're

1202
00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,600
Speaker 2: working on it, We're working it. Time is of the

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00:58:56,720 --> 00:58:57,840
Speaker 2: essence when you have kids.

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00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:02,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're busy, busy men. Honestly, how hard can it be?

1205
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:08,080
Speaker 2: Let's not insult that I'm not Look, this is a

1206
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,520
Speaker 2: Matt comment. I have nothing to do with this one.

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00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,760
Speaker 2: How hard could it be to write a kid's book?

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00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:16,120
Speaker 1: On that note, let's get out of here.

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00:59:16,200 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 3: Yes, it's been a long, long, arduous, arduous, a.

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00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 2: Very informative episode, and if you have enjoyed it, please

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Speaker 2: share it with someone and please leave us a review,

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00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 2: leive us a little star review if you like, and.

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Speaker 1: We will actually, just before we go, we will say

1214
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:37,560
Speaker 1: that we have been dropping bonus episodes kind of randomly

1215
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,280
Speaker 1: on a Monday every now and then, like one or

1216
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,400
Speaker 1: two a month. We will now after the Buckleys. So

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00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:46,080
Speaker 1: this week there's obviously no bonus episode, but next week

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Speaker 1: we will have a bonus episode. So every fortnight on Monday,

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00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 1: we will be speaking to a mum or a dad.

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Speaker 1: So if you have anyone you would like us to

1221
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 1: speak to, please send us through your suggestions and We'll

1222
00:59:55,400 --> 00:59:57,040
Speaker 1: do our best to make that work.

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00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 3: And don't send a suggestion saying speak to John like

1224
01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 3: we just give us someone we people know.

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01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:06,120
Speaker 1: We will acknowledge that a lot of people have asked

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Speaker 1: for our wives.

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01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're working.

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01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 3: We've said, a couple of glasses of wine.

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01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:12,600
Speaker 1: As she's in perfect we'll get her plastered.

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01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 3: But also she's anyone's.

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01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 2: That's it for me, look at it okay.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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01:00:28,960 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:38,560
Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 2: people's today. This episode was recorded on Gadigal Land.