Speaker 1: Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, a lese yourself for the rude shocks of
Speaker 1: young adults. You want to know a crazy fact that
Speaker 1: I had a bio scan done at my gym this week.
Speaker 1: I've gone from thirty nine percent body fat to twenty
Speaker 1: four when last week?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: When did I ask?
Speaker 1: No? He is Michulli and Mitchell cous holl are you hello?
Speaker 1: Are you hello?
Speaker 3: Listen her?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: What right off the bat? Yeah, I'm under obligation to
Speaker 3: issue a public apology.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's wrong based.
Speaker 3: Off last week's episode on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Bit of a manic one. Yeah, remember how.
Speaker 3: We were talking about your new boy. Oh, yes, we were,
Speaker 3: and we were talking about, you know, his age, and
Speaker 3: how you should make no apology for it, just say
Speaker 3: it matter of factly correct. And then I said, ask
Speaker 3: me how old Shawn is?
Speaker 1: Yep, I said thirty two? You did, He's not thirty two.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: He was so furious when you said that. I remember thinking,
Speaker 1: fuck his age.
Speaker 3: I don't know where that came from. He's only thirty one.
Speaker 1: Oh and he listens every week, he does. Oh, Shawney,
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 3: Going to write a season desist email with his fucking
Speaker 3: Parliament letterhead.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course, Yeah, the honorable Sean.
Speaker 3: So, just for those wondering, he's still thirty one, not
Speaker 3: thirty two till November.
Speaker 1: I want no There is no one on this planet
Speaker 1: that I want no harm done to less than him.
Speaker 1: Do that makes sense? I don't know. I don't want
Speaker 1: him to be harmed. I love shot.
Speaker 3: If you had to harm everyone on planet Earth, he'd
Speaker 3: be last on the list.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct, Like I would harm, You'd sacrifice any old
Speaker 1: arsehole ahead of him. I'd punch a twelve year old
Speaker 1: in the face before I punch Sean. No younger, but
Speaker 1: there's an age joker couldn't make about the new boy,
Speaker 1: but I won't. He's twenty one, and he's twenty two
Speaker 1: in a couple months. This is the whole conversation. Pitch. Okay,
Speaker 1: So and you said twenty two and a couple of months.
Speaker 3: We don't do that. You just say it's twenty one.
Speaker 1: Okay. Maybe it's a pitch thing, Mitch. Maybe you need
Speaker 1: to go, oh, he's twenty one.
Speaker 3: You can say twenty one in high pitch. It's what
Speaker 3: comes after that. But it's twenty too soon. It's twenty
Speaker 3: two because it sounds like you're defensive. But if you
Speaker 3: don't believe you're doing anything wrong, then there's no needing.
Speaker 1: I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm on your side.
Speaker 3: Do you not understand?
Speaker 1: No, you're right, I do. I do. I'm sorry because.
Speaker 3: When you say it does sound like you think you're
Speaker 3: doing something wrong. But if you don't, which you're not,
Speaker 3: then fucking self apologize.
Speaker 1: I don't squeal it.
Speaker 3: You literally just did it. Everyone hit that rewind fifteen
Speaker 3: second button twice and you'll hear it the panic.
Speaker 1: It's like you were talking to a court judge. Yes,
Speaker 1: twenty Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's where I got it from the two because
Speaker 3: I said Joan's thirty two, Oh and you thought you're
Speaker 3: twenty two.
Speaker 1: I don't know, true, but that does mean that he's
Speaker 1: exactly ten years older than your boy. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you at all? Have they met? They haven't met a
Speaker 1: they you've met him?
Speaker 3: Imagine the double date. Let's not tend they have anything
Speaker 3: in common.
Speaker 1: They would have plenty in common. That's true because it's
Speaker 1: so nice. He knows how to talk, so is my guy.
Speaker 1: Mike's where dating people excuse ourselves. Yeah, seriously, they.
Speaker 3: Could talk for hours telling now.
Speaker 1: That I think about it, well, God forbid we bring
Speaker 1: up what happened when Sean met my last partner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, God for bim, Yeah what happened?
Speaker 1: Well, God forbids a jenny, He.
Speaker 3: Forbids trying to stay on God's side. Yeah, we've got
Speaker 3: a few fucking sins up our sleeve. Already didn't go well,
Speaker 3: I think because the guy I'm seeing is in healthcare
Speaker 3: and he's a carer. Sean is in politics, he's helping
Speaker 3: the public. They're both givers.
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 1: Actually that' right very funny. That was very funny, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Anyway, if you're listening, Sean, I apologize. Everyone now knows
Speaker 3: that you're only thirty one.
Speaker 1: We love you, Sean. You don't good day over God.
Speaker 1: He could pass for twenty six, I reckon. Seriously, he's
Speaker 1: got such good skin and such a thick head of hair.
Speaker 3: You're saying you look younger than me.
Speaker 1: Noau, I pass for you can pass the twenty one.
Speaker 3: I better watch my background you.
Speaker 1: I was just about to make the same joke. He's
Speaker 1: very good, Okay, hilarious, I've already told you. But does
Speaker 1: that mean when I met you in the lyft when
Speaker 1: you were nineteen. I thought I looked nine. Definitely, you're
Speaker 1: like nummies. It was your birthday that day. I never
Speaker 1: forget it. Oh you would so.
Speaker 3: Forget my birthday.
Speaker 1: Actually, wow, Wednesday episodes are cooked.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we still need to come up with a catchy
Speaker 3: name for it because it got is it just me Monday?
Speaker 3: It's just pure it gems. Wednesday could be anything like today.
Speaker 3: We've got talk back tings and my big pitch, the pitch.
Speaker 1: I still think we Wednesday and we get Janit to
Speaker 1: wear a T shirt with the nipples underneath, and we
Speaker 1: spray it with a fire.
Speaker 3: It didn't catch on.
Speaker 1: Not one person said do it.
Speaker 6: No, but you're wearing white this week.
Speaker 1: I do have big dinner plate nipples too.
Speaker 3: You can't do it next to the radio panel. Although
Speaker 3: we're leaving some may cares if we break it now? Yeah,
Speaker 3: already and waiting isn't there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've seen a glimmer of these new studios.
Speaker 1: W gonna. I don't think we're gonna like it. Why
Speaker 1: because they're lighting the halogen globe in the see how
Speaker 1: this is an audio medium. It's done. There's a giant
Speaker 1: You've got four led lights in this studio in every corner.
Speaker 1: In the new one, there aren't any of these. There
Speaker 1: is one giant bubble. It looks like, you knowing, like.
Speaker 3: In the middle of the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. No, you know in far off Queensland
Speaker 1: where water gets in the roof and then they sag
Speaker 1: and there's that giant bubble and on TikTok people poker
Speaker 1: broomstick in it. That's what it looks like. But it's
Speaker 1: it's full of led light and it just drowns your
Speaker 1: face with light.
Speaker 3: That's not bad.
Speaker 1: I think I'm too old for that. Twenty nine this year.
Speaker 1: Guys almost as old as Sean, which is not that
Speaker 1: old young, and he's gorgeous.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 1: The new studio is very soon. You might even notice
Speaker 1: a sound difference. We might sound Maybe we should do
Speaker 1: a send off for this one. Yeah, I want to
Speaker 1: just farten it up, just piss on the walls this studio.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's been really good memories we've had in
Speaker 1: the studio. Memory Maybe take a trip down memory lane possibly,
Speaker 1: I mean, how would we do that?
Speaker 3: Well, that's what I mean. I was like, oh, the memories,
Speaker 3: but I can't think of any off the.
Speaker 1: Top of my head. It's also more for us, it's
Speaker 1: not for the listeners because we've been here visually.
Speaker 3: But I will miss I mean, there's a lot of
Speaker 3: things we've done in this studio, but it could have
Speaker 3: happened anywhere.
Speaker 1: That's very true.
Speaker 3: True, But there's nothing special about this studio. It's actually
Speaker 3: a ship on when you think about it, Why the
Speaker 3: fuck am I sentimentally attached to this at all?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 1: This sucks, think about it, Mitchell. That corner is where
Speaker 1: Jenna was broadcasting from a bin.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 2: That the.
Speaker 1: Yes, you guys made me go to a funeral home
Speaker 1: to pick that thing up, and there were corps and fridges.
Speaker 1: No you often I offered to.
Speaker 3: Go and the radio station street team car. Imagine someone
Speaker 3: pulling over and be like, can I have a free
Speaker 3: canner coke? And you're like, don't look in the back.
Speaker 6: And then we had to store the coffin somewhere and
Speaker 6: I thought our audio producer was on holidays, but he
Speaker 6: was and he came in the next morning and there's
Speaker 6: a big coffin in his shotio.
Speaker 1: That was good. Oh, his studio has been vere. If
Speaker 1: you haven't heard that, episode. Go back and listen to
Speaker 1: the episode where Jenna broadcast are from a coffin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that is one of our best. When people
Speaker 3: ask where do I start, I'm like, that's a pretty
Speaker 3: good episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it is. It is. We should bring those
Speaker 1: videos back because TikTok wasn't really a thing back then.
Speaker 1: I feel like they do well.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, put a bloody reminder in my phone
Speaker 3: for next Christmas because it was Christmas thing. Oh if
Speaker 3: we post a video where there's bables and tinsel and
Speaker 3: sit in the studio, people are going to think we're idiots.
Speaker 1: You're right. When I think of Christmas, I think of coffin.
Speaker 6: Yeah, me too, and beins welcome to Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Every episode we start the same way. Something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know my age.
Speaker 1: I don't know Mitch is now in the new era.
Speaker 1: There's gyms in every episode.
Speaker 3: Who's going first this time?
Speaker 1: When you went first? Last episode?
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: I could just jump in Min's topical and it's something
Speaker 1: that is currently causing me in my entire family a
Speaker 1: grave deal of stress. Okay, what's yours? I guess something
Speaker 1: that's causing me a grave deal of stress. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't have both, Mitch, you're stressed and Jenner's perpetually
Speaker 1: just snap out of it then, no, no, no, we'll work
Speaker 1: through it. We'll both, we'll all work through it together. Yeah. Plus, yeah,
Speaker 1: you said talkback things on the episode today. Yes, and
Speaker 1: the big white pitch pitch.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got an idea for you, and you're either going
Speaker 3: to be like fuck, yes, Mitchell, you're the best. I
Speaker 3: can't believe you've pulled this off. This is excellent. I'm
Speaker 3: on board one hundred percent, or you're going to go.
Speaker 1: I can't be bothered.
Speaker 3: I'm excited and it could go either way with you. Actually,
Speaker 3: before I even pitch, what's your mood like today?
Speaker 1: It's actually pretty good. I've had a couple chocolate truffles.
Speaker 1: The iHeartRadio team send us a box of chocolates to sea.
Speaker 1: They send us Coca Bite chocolates to congratulate us on
Speaker 1: being a hit podcast.
Speaker 3: Did so you're in a good mood?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had chocolate. You sound a bit tired. I'm
Speaker 1: a bit tired.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe today's.
Speaker 1: Not the day. Have some coke, no sugar, no doubt,
Speaker 1: all right, then I feel a bit better. Give me
Speaker 1: with your ridge and please, sorry went down the wrong
Speaker 1: I'm not play the music.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: A parent's on social media? Never a good idea?
Speaker 3: Nah, I'm all about it.
Speaker 1: No, I like it now. My mom is not on
Speaker 1: any social media. Mom has well, mum has Instagram and
Speaker 1: she had the handle she is. She's barely on it,
Speaker 1: and I'll tell you why. Because she was sued by
Speaker 1: missus Chew, the Vietnamese restaurant. Well, she's Michelle Chury, so
Speaker 1: she had the handle miss Chew. Yeah, little did she
Speaker 1: know there's a popular Vietnamese chain in Melbourne called missus Chew.
Speaker 3: You can't sue for that, that's just bad luck.
Speaker 1: No, but they had it and they like put in
Speaker 1: a Mum doesn't post often, so you know, if you're
Speaker 1: maybe don't know this, but if you're a brand and
Speaker 1: you want someone else's handle, if someone else has it
Speaker 1: and it's an inactive account, they just take it from
Speaker 1: that account. So they took mum's handle from her and
Speaker 1: it went to the Vietnamese restaurant. Anyway, that's not really
Speaker 1: the problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and my parents on social media. You were saying
Speaker 3: Mum's only got Instagram.
Speaker 1: I went for a run the other day and as
Speaker 1: I was running, I wear my Apple Watch, I got notification.
Speaker 1: It was a message from an Airbnb and it said, Hi, Mitch,
Speaker 1: no Is, we can make those dates happen. I'll accept
Speaker 1: it now. Then I got a two and a half
Speaker 1: thousand dollars charge to my Westpac app. Didnt another notification?
Speaker 3: You were't booking an Airbnb?
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't on a run. I just came back
Speaker 1: from a trip. I'm not going anywhere, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't want going to read again. So I go what
Speaker 1: So I called marm because of course it's Michelle. So
Speaker 1: I call mom and I go, Mom, are you booking
Speaker 1: something on my Airbnb? And she went, yes, I am,
Speaker 1: I am, I'm booking an airbnb. Your Auntie Monda's coming
Speaker 1: down and she's in the wheelchair and we need wheelchair access.
Speaker 1: It was the only one I could find. It's the
Speaker 1: street away because Auntie Monda's in a wheelchair, she can't
Speaker 1: stay at our house. So there's a house like a
Speaker 1: street away.
Speaker 3: Well that's kind of handy, But how did that end
Speaker 3: up happening on your credit card?
Speaker 7: Mum?
Speaker 1: Mum's no, because mum's iPad is signed into my Airbnb.
Speaker 1: I must have booked a trips on I don't know.
Speaker 1: I must have just logged in.
Speaker 3: On your mom's iPad. Yeah, I'm twenty nine years old. No,
Speaker 3: this is how humiliated.
Speaker 1: Youve been a couple of years ago. I don't know how.
Speaker 1: I don't know how to happen.
Speaker 3: The only thing that'd be more embarrassing if it was
Speaker 3: your mum's Samsung Tamblas.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's mum's iPad. Fucking sorry.
Speaker 3: I didn't mean to put this back on you, and
Speaker 3: have you be embarrassed? Why were you ever logged in
Speaker 3: on your mum's eye that's a good question.
Speaker 6: Yeah, my brother's logged in on my mom's iPad.
Speaker 1: Thank you. There's something comforting about being I think it's
Speaker 1: so weird. No, I remember when I was going to
Speaker 1: LA on one trip because I'm in and out, I
Speaker 1: wanted to show my parents my Airbnb, and I think
Speaker 1: I had mums. I just logged in on her iPad
Speaker 1: so she could follow my trip. I'll follow my itinerary.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Some reason your family's way closer than mine.
Speaker 1: Were very close, We're very close.
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be letting them stalk where I'm staying and stuff.
Speaker 3: If they wanted to know, I'd tell them, but I
Speaker 3: wouldn't be like track my every move.
Speaker 1: I know the juries are very closely. So I get
Speaker 1: home and I look, it's okay, but they've put a
Speaker 1: hold of two and a half grand on my Westpac. Like,
Speaker 1: you just transfer the money, it's not a problem. Oh,
Speaker 1: good for it. Then she went, you know what's funny, though,
Speaker 1: I've realized that it's actually Trent Roberts that I went
Speaker 1: to high school with because he just sleeps the straight away.
Speaker 1: So I've just messaged him and asked if he'll do
Speaker 1: a better price for us, And I've asked him to
Speaker 1: text me, and I went, what did you have to
Speaker 1: ask him to text me? That's not how it works, mum.
Speaker 1: Then I get a notification on my Apple Watch Airbnb
Speaker 1: has canceled your booking and I went, that's weird, Mum,
Speaker 1: what's happened? Go message Trent? This user cannot be found.
Speaker 1: He's blocked my Airbnb. My Airbnb has been flagged for scam,
Speaker 1: And I went, Mom, what have you messaged him? Give
Speaker 1: me the iPad? So the youanker ipe it out of
Speaker 1: her hand. She has messaged this man seven times, going hi,
Speaker 1: thanks for the booking, no worries. It's from my auntie Monda,
Speaker 1: who's in a wheelchair. She has polio, she's not well. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Did you go to guy me Bay High School? I
Speaker 1: think I know your wife, Julie. Listen, the economy is tough,
Speaker 1: my daughter is sick. Could you do a good price? Actually,
Speaker 1: just text me, actually, just email me. So this man
Speaker 1: has gone, oh I'm being scammed. This is clearly a scammer.
Speaker 1: But Michelle ruree.
Speaker 3: Scammer would have that much information. No, no, but I
Speaker 3: agree it's all coming from the Airbnb app.
Speaker 1: This was all coming from Mitchchury, so that's where she's
Speaker 1: made the error. Correct.
Speaker 3: He's like, I don't know a Mitch Chury that went
Speaker 3: to high school with my wife. Correct, because he's twenty
Speaker 3: years younger.
Speaker 1: But Mum just doesn't understand that you don't communicate with
Speaker 1: people like you're talking to them at the local bakery.
Speaker 1: Now on social media. It's Airbnb.
Speaker 3: But also classic cheery shit right there, the haggling. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh that's where you get it, mate, I look where
Speaker 3: it's gotten you.
Speaker 1: Now, she still doesn't actually transfer me for two and
Speaker 1: a half grand I need to chase that up.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for my a gym?
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm nervous about your stress levels, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, Well let's get into it.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is there an enormous difference between a good GP and
Speaker 3: a bad GP?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: My god, Yes.
Speaker 3: There's no middle ground. You're either dog shit or you
Speaker 3: are above and beyond brilliant.
Speaker 1: I feel totally you're in love with them or you
Speaker 1: dread going to Yes, exactly did you find your GP
Speaker 1: because she was missing?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I remember how I was mentioning last week that doctor Madeline,
Speaker 3: who was my go to GP. It was the first
Speaker 3: time I had a go to favorite GP since moving
Speaker 3: out of home as an adult. She was my go
Speaker 3: to like three or four years ago. And then she
Speaker 3: went on eternity leave. I moved to a different suburb.
Speaker 3: We got him high. Yeah, and then she ended up
Speaker 3: working at a GP just down the road for me,
Speaker 3: and I was like, fuck, yeah, I want to get
Speaker 3: back in with her.
Speaker 1: You had to book in you were a new patient.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there was like a very long waiting list, and
Speaker 3: so I booked an appointment and I said to you,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna have to make some shit up because
Speaker 3: I'm not ill.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you wanted to get in front of her, Yes.
Speaker 3: I did, so I'm in the system. So I went
Speaker 3: and I was like, what am I going to raise
Speaker 3: with her? I don't know what the fuck to talk
Speaker 3: to her about.
Speaker 1: And then I'm also the healthiest you've ever been. You've
Speaker 1: lost all that weight, you're looking snatched, you're doing your pilates,
Speaker 1: your skin's on point, your hair's thick.
Speaker 3: She actually said, I feel lost weight, Madeline seat normal
Speaker 3: shithouse GPS. Wouldn't remember what you looked like four years ago,
Speaker 3: of course, of course, and I walked in and she goes,
Speaker 3: you look familiar. Oh I lo, yes, perfect. But anyway,
Speaker 3: point bang, I was like, what am I going to
Speaker 3: talk to her about? I have to feign something. And
Speaker 3: then I thought, oh, I know, I'll get a second opinion.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's very smart, because.
Speaker 3: You guys might have noticed that a lot of the
Speaker 3: time when we're here in the studio, I'm constantly fucking
Speaker 3: putting pain relief spray on my neck, putting voltaire and
Speaker 3: on the neck. I've just got a constant sore neck.
Speaker 1: Basically, you've got a pot of it in your house.
Speaker 1: When you walk in, You've got like seven different next prays.
Speaker 1: And I'm always just like, oh, comment, it's killing me today.
Speaker 3: How many times have you heard that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Seven? Seven? Yeah? Oh this week? This week? Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: you're really downplaying the fucking issue here, No. Seven, You're
Speaker 1: in pain. You're like my Auntie Mondo at this point.
Speaker 1: So I went to a GP in like September October.
Speaker 3: I said, all year I had this really persistent pain
Speaker 3: in my neck on the right hand side, specifically like
Speaker 3: halfway between the spine and my right ear. Don't tell
Speaker 3: me she found it tumor, Like it's halfway between there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And this GP was very dismissive the ship and he goes, ah,
Speaker 3: just use voltain and neuropan and I said, mate, I'm
Speaker 3: already doing that. I don't think you understand. It's that
Speaker 3: a point where I've realized there's obviously something wrong. That's
Speaker 3: why I'm at a fucking GP. Just the at home
Speaker 3: remedy's an't cutting it anymore.
Speaker 1: Not working. And so I had to really twist.
Speaker 3: His arm and say, can you at least send me
Speaker 3: for a scan or something? Because he was so prepared
Speaker 3: to just be like, fucking keep putting voltaran on. So
Speaker 3: I went and got the scan done on my neck
Speaker 3: after almost a year of neck pain, and then they
Speaker 3: sent the report to the GP. Of course I can't
Speaker 3: bloody access it, can I. I have to go back
Speaker 3: to the same dog shit a GP so that he
Speaker 3: can tell.
Speaker 1: Me what the reports them.
Speaker 3: And he goes, yeah, I'm all good, nothing to worry about.
Speaker 3: And then I was like, okay, sure, so what do
Speaker 3: I do? And he goes, just keep putting voltarain on
Speaker 3: your neck and having neurophone. Another ninety bucks going through
Speaker 3: all these hoops, Yeah, another ninety bucks, all this shit.
Speaker 3: Got the scan done and still no answer, And so
Speaker 3: I was like, right, I've got in a point with Madeline.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll just ask her opinion. She was able to
Speaker 3: access my records the exact same report that this clown
Speaker 3: read to me and said there's nothing wrong. She goes,
Speaker 3: You've got a bulging disc.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I knew it.
Speaker 3: I knew there was something going on there. How the
Speaker 3: fuck can two gps read the exact same report and
Speaker 3: in the bottom in bold conclusion, he has a bulging
Speaker 3: disc in the C five whatever they part of the neck.
Speaker 3: They both read the same thing and delivered very different news.
Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, it's fine, and she goes, oh
Speaker 3: my god, you've been living with chronic pain for over
Speaker 3: twelve months. I have thank you so validating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, and she says voltaire in and neurophi. No,
Speaker 1: I've got to go to physio and potentially get bloody
Speaker 1: needles in the neck. What's that stuff that accupuncture? No? No, no,
Speaker 1: an actual injection quartzon quartz Yeah, okay there, Oh, Mitchell, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm happy you found answers. I know, right,
Speaker 1: what's that that first GP's number, because Wiggins might need
Speaker 1: to call him?
Speaker 3: Well, wouldn't you believe he's the practice manager and the
Speaker 3: medical center's now closed?
Speaker 1: Oh you're kidding.
Speaker 3: I never kid. Wow. Interesting because she says to me,
Speaker 3: maybe you should make a complaint with the practice manager,
Speaker 3: and I said, well, he is the practice manager and
Speaker 3: he sin's gone under, which is nice. That's fine, good
Speaker 3: riddence to him.
Speaker 1: Wowhich, I'm happy for you. That's genuinely bulging discers. Any
Speaker 1: sort of chronic pain is heavy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I still haven't made a physio appointment, yet.
Speaker 1: You make sure you do it dealing with it. Can
Speaker 1: we see it? Can you turn to the side or
Speaker 1: is it.
Speaker 3: Not aasible It's more an internal thing. She got the
Speaker 3: diagram up and was explaining it to me, and I
Speaker 3: was still kind of like, I don't know what that means.
Speaker 3: It's like the fluid between the what do they called
Speaker 3: the spine of the discs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Okay, Fair, I'm really happy for you.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 3: You're really happy for me and my bulging disc game.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm just happy that you're validating me too,
Speaker 1: because I have found it. I've got doctor Hunter. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's the nicest thing in the world.
Speaker 3: Either one you've been seeing since your circumcision.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's doctor sad oxy action Matt. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's terrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got diagnosed with sleep apnea and then doctor sides
Speaker 1: like you don't need to treat it, So I'm like,
Speaker 1: fuck you, I'm never going to see you again. Yeah. Anyway,
Speaker 1: then my mum still sees him because the family doctor,
Speaker 1: and he said, I'm so glad I had sleep apnea
Speaker 1: went away. He hasn't been in years yes, that's why,
Speaker 1: because it disappeared and I don't need to see you.
Speaker 3: Piece of shit deliverous with that some of them. Why
Speaker 3: would you spend all that time at university studying to
Speaker 3: become a doctor only to not actually engage in the doctoring? Yeah,
Speaker 3: the doctor's not doctor. Why the fuck did you bother
Speaker 3: becoming qualified?
Speaker 1: At that point, it's just gossip. You're just sitting there
Speaker 1: hearing people's issues. You're just bitching. Why to be there?
Speaker 3: It literally is gossiping. But the old shit GP who's
Speaker 3: now out of business. Yeah, I did have a good
Speaker 3: bonding moment with him because I went in to get
Speaker 3: a prescription for nicotine patches because it's cheaper if a
Speaker 3: GP prescribes.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, And he was like, ah, you quitting vapes since? Yeah,
Speaker 3: And he goes, Oh, it's tough, isn't it. I'm quitting too.
Speaker 3: I've been hooked on the vape. And I'm like, you're
Speaker 3: a doctor.
Speaker 1: Did you, of all people not know the risk?
Speaker 3: Or you would have known and you still went there anyway?
Speaker 3: And he's like, look, I've got a nickteen gum in.
Speaker 3: So we bonded over that's so funny.
Speaker 6: He's probably telling other people to quit vaping total.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he can empathize.
Speaker 1: It's tough, man, Mitchelle, Are you sure he was a doctor?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: His his GP practices on the street and he sat
Speaker 1: on a milk crate, and yeah, he had heaps and
Speaker 1: needles around him, so I know he worked with bloods.
Speaker 3: You can only assume.
Speaker 1: Just when someone says you're a doctor, you believe? Who
Speaker 1: is that? The injection clinic, the methadone clinic. They're good,
Speaker 1: they're good for Is.
Speaker 4: It just me?
Speaker 1: You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear the pitch now? Or should
Speaker 1: I do that after talk back? Well, this is Mitch's
Speaker 1: mega pitch.
Speaker 6: I want it now.
Speaker 1: Big pitch, A big pitch. So I love an assonance.
Speaker 1: You know this about me? No, of course, would you
Speaker 1: like some deradic hit music? Sure? Actually it's not like
Speaker 1: a daunting pitch. I feel like it's.
Speaker 3: An opportunity, an idea for us as a team.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, we can make that happen.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I guess the first question should be do
Speaker 3: I either of you already have plans for Marty Grand Night,
Speaker 3: the parade night, the Sydney Gay Pride Parade. For those
Speaker 3: listening overseas, Marty grand Night, are you doing anything? I'm
Speaker 3: not fabulous.
Speaker 1: One of my best friends from high school has just
Speaker 1: come out, Kristian. Round of appause. Christian, she's never been
Speaker 1: to a Marti gra before.
Speaker 3: You've got a sound effect that was really underwhelming. Round
Speaker 3: of applause.
Speaker 1: She's just come out as gay. Congratulations to Kristin. She's lesbian.
Speaker 1: They love animals? What they love animals? Lesbians love horses.
Speaker 3: No, that's not me saying gay men love ketamine. That's
Speaker 3: a bit of a generalization.
Speaker 1: That's not what I meant. Okay, she's come out. This
Speaker 1: will be her first Marti grap Stop. She's a ship right,
Speaker 1: she built ships.
Speaker 3: Stop with the sound effects. Answer the question do you
Speaker 3: have plans?
Speaker 1: I think I'm free. I think i'm free. I should
Speaker 1: be free. I should be free Marti graat parade night. Why? Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't like this should be the situation.
Speaker 3: You always use. This should be when you don't actually
Speaker 3: want to do it. You've given yourself the opportunity to
Speaker 3: sit on the fence.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've given myself.
Speaker 3: You don't like the pitch you're going to go. Actually,
Speaker 3: Kristin definitely is counting on me to be there.
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm making Kristin up?
Speaker 3: Frankly? Yes, you're good at that anyway, I am free.
Speaker 3: The reason I'm asking is because you might remember ages
Speaker 3: ago on the podcast we had Sean Zepp's on as
Speaker 3: a guest.
Speaker 1: I love Sean's I like him a lot.
Speaker 3: And I don't remember how it came up, but we
Speaker 3: were talking about wouldn't it be lovely to go to
Speaker 3: the Marti Gras parade or be in the parade even
Speaker 3: with our mothers?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Do you remember we said that.
Speaker 1: We're like, I wouldn't that be nuhe that'd beautiful? Yes? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes I do.
Speaker 3: What if I said I can actually make that happen?
Speaker 1: Oh Na, He's pricked up and I'm suddenly thinking, fuck you, Kristen.
Speaker 3: Back in the closet for you, bitch or the stable as.
Speaker 1: I am extremely intrigued. You're talking Michelle, You're talking Jane.
Speaker 3: To check their avails.
Speaker 1: It's just a pitch at this point. Okay. I like
Speaker 1: anything that my mum can get involved, and I love
Speaker 1: missus Chew. So we might have to give him a
Speaker 1: ring and check if they're available. Okay, before we give
Speaker 1: it the official lock in, But what's the pit? What
Speaker 1: is it?
Speaker 3: Well, Saun's organizing a float in the parade, you know,
Speaker 3: his queer community group.
Speaker 1: They're not for property run correct, what's it called? Shouted out?
Speaker 8: Usion?
Speaker 3: I'm already in.
Speaker 1: I'm already doing the parade on the Fusion Pride float.
Speaker 3: But a few people are dropped out, so there's a
Speaker 3: couple of spots that need to be filled.
Speaker 1: So I'm just a fucking ring in. I wasn't first
Speaker 1: pick Jack Vision's got a two fake so.
Speaker 4: Can't turn up.
Speaker 1: So get it's cheering his mother?
Speaker 3: Is how you respond to all invitations? Do you ever
Speaker 3: wonder why you spend most weekends at home?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I have invitations? Okay, that's exciting.
Speaker 3: So that's the pitch.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love it. What will we be doing on
Speaker 1: the float? We'd be on with our mothers.
Speaker 3: If they're on board. Basically, we floated this idea of
Speaker 3: ages ago, and I'm telling you that I can actually
Speaker 3: make it happen.
Speaker 1: So cool, and so far all you've done is s
Speaker 1: bit abusive. Now I'm not I'm trying to I'm trying
Speaker 1: to keep it entertaining. It's a podcast. I love it.
Speaker 1: So Jenna and her mum is invited.
Speaker 3: If Jenna's mum wants to come short, and it'd be.
Speaker 1: A guaranteed spot on the float.
Speaker 3: There's actually there's seven spots free, but actually I've already
Speaker 3: got one of them, so you don't. We don't need Mitchill,
Speaker 3: Michelle or else it four we need four spots. We've
Speaker 3: got those. We've got those to play with it.
Speaker 1: What would I have to wear? What's what's the theme
Speaker 1: of the shirt that we.
Speaker 3: All wear a matching sh and then you just express yourself.
Speaker 1: Through your shorts.
Speaker 3: It's not I'm actually getting mine tailored into a singler
Speaker 3: because I want it to be a singler.
Speaker 1: Oh but it is. I can wear the shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you are? I mean, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: mean of course. I mean why wouldn't I not be
Speaker 1: in wait? Can we invite lesbian Kristen?
Speaker 3: I don't see why not if she wants to do
Speaker 3: it as well.
Speaker 1: She's never been on to Martigre in her life. She's
Speaker 1: just come out.
Speaker 3: I mean, this isn't me discouraging the idea. She's more
Speaker 3: than welcome. Is that throwing someone in the deep end?
Speaker 3: Coming out of the closet and then being immediately in
Speaker 3: the parade. That might be a bit much, but floated with.
Speaker 1: It, with it. Oh my god. Should we call our mums?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we have to check it.
Speaker 1: They're free. Oh my god. That's so exciting because I.
Speaker 3: Haven't even mentioned this to Jane. This is just a pitch,
Speaker 3: as we know.
Speaker 1: Of course. Well I'm in.
Speaker 3: I'm confirming if this is Jane's number, okay, because wouldn't
Speaker 3: they just froth it? And also our mothers have never met.
Speaker 3: I can just imagine it. They would get along like
Speaker 3: a house on fire.
Speaker 1: Last we spoke to your mum, she was was it
Speaker 1: your comedy shirt?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 1: Here we go calling Jane.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 1: Oh hello, hi Jane, it's your sons.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 1: How are you going good? You're on the podcast to say,
Speaker 1: you know, I've got a pitch.
Speaker 3: For you, Jane.
Speaker 7: Oh the sound series. Happy New Susan. By the way, everyone, Jane.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I'm playing a dramatic drone because it's Mitch's
Speaker 1: big pitch.
Speaker 7: Okay, let's go. I'm ready.
Speaker 3: So, Jane, are you free on the second of March
Speaker 3: It's a Saturday.
Speaker 1: No, not in the slightest What are you doing on
Speaker 1: the second.
Speaker 8: Is that a Saturday, Yes, I'll be down on the
Speaker 8: South coast at the what's the Cold Red Hot Summer
Speaker 8: Tour is.
Speaker 6: Putting that on?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Saturday, Susy.
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm really excited about it. A nice house right
Speaker 7: on the water. After three nights, I've heard it.
Speaker 3: Frankly, well, rubbing salt in the wound actually my birthday present.
Speaker 1: Birthday, Yeah, I hope you have the best time.
Speaker 3: What if I offered you an even more tempting present
Speaker 3: and you've got to choose?
Speaker 8: Like what?
Speaker 3: Well, Mitch and I had this lovely idea that we
Speaker 3: would go in the Mardi Gras parade with our mother's.
Speaker 7: I would have the best.
Speaker 1: Time, you would, Michelle, My mum would be there. She's
Speaker 1: sixty as well. You've got so much in common, You've
Speaker 1: got gay mitches.
Speaker 7: I know like it's going to happen, really, doesn't it?
Speaker 7: On the wall?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Book me into next year, Yeah for sure, Jane, Sorry
Speaker 7: to oh my god, I understand that.
Speaker 6: That is going to be a good show.
Speaker 1: Should we bother trying?
Speaker 3: Michelle, that's just going to be rubbing my face in it.
Speaker 3: If she's there and my mum is it's like that
Speaker 3: day at school when it was to bring your parents
Speaker 3: to work day and she got tired up on the
Speaker 3: farm and she never turned up physically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're close to Bilangalo estate. I'm not, you're close.
Speaker 1: They're actually hello Michelle speaking hello Mom. It's Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 7: Hi, Hi, Hi everyone?
Speaker 2: How are you good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do?
Speaker 3: You want to extend the invitation to you?
Speaker 1: Mitch has a pitch for you. Mumm, He's got something
Speaker 1: he'd like to offer you.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: You do not have to say yes, get your diary out.
Speaker 1: There's no pressure, but I know you'd love it.
Speaker 3: Are you free on Saturday the second of March?
Speaker 7: Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm really not.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 7: We've got marks to Auntie's eighties birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Auntie Manda Annie's birthday. Oh god, that's what
Speaker 1: the airbnb was for. You still owe your son too?
Speaker 1: Grand By the way, Michelle.
Speaker 6: Oh no, why what?
Speaker 2: What? What?
Speaker 7: What's on offer?
Speaker 3: We were going to invite you to be in the
Speaker 3: Mardi Gras parade with us, but we'll just operate on
Speaker 3: the assumption that you're homophobic. Goodbye.
Speaker 7: Oh no, she said. The thought the Marti Gral was
Speaker 7: a week.
Speaker 1: After, No, mom, how dare Auntie Monda have her eightieth
Speaker 1: on the on the Mardi Gras?
Speaker 7: Well, Look, I would have been my pleasure to support
Speaker 7: you all, but I'm pretty sure that.
Speaker 2: I have to get my diary.
Speaker 1: But I'm pretty sure that's the weekend.
Speaker 2: Is it a Saturday night?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It is.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Sorry tunnel she's gone.
Speaker 3: Well don't we feel really warm inside? Right now?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Both our mothers could not care less?
Speaker 3: Wasn't Sean Zepp's describing that magical moment when he within
Speaker 3: a Pride parade with his mother, And that's when we
Speaker 3: came up with the idea.
Speaker 1: And now our mothers are both booked. We bother bother
Speaker 1: calling Rosman.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 6: I think she because she doesn't like being in front
Speaker 6: of people.
Speaker 1: She likes being exclusively behind people.
Speaker 6: She just doesn't like being what audience?
Speaker 1: Okay, oh that's fair.
Speaker 3: So you're not going to picture to her? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, picture to it. That's fine.
Speaker 1: See see where we go in her own time?
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, I'll ask her.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I'm down. Let me see what Christens doing.
Speaker 1: It could be very fun for her, good first experience.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it suns around. So you can either do
Speaker 3: a dancing role or just a walking role.
Speaker 1: It's up to you. You can see the walking role
Speaker 1: or the dancing Can I let you know what a
Speaker 1: later date read what role twos?
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I honestly assume you'd go for walking.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm walking. I think I do walking. All right,
Speaker 1: Well lock me in. Yeah, let me talk to Kristin
Speaker 1: and we can go from there. Okay, well, I'll lock
Speaker 1: you in. Yep. Correct. Are you sure it's locked? I've
Speaker 1: just played the sund effect. I mean I have to
Speaker 1: talk to Chris pending what she's doing because she's scared
Speaker 1: for her first martograph. I would love to be in.
Speaker 1: A flight is an after party?
Speaker 3: Are you locked in?
Speaker 1: I'm locked in?
Speaker 6: Lock me lock her in?
Speaker 3: So it's a seventy five dollar fee, Yeah, but it's
Speaker 3: towards the No, it's all just going to mander.
Speaker 1: But I could pop it on the kiddy. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: put on the business. It's a business expense. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure,
Speaker 1: sure and that includes your shirt obviously. Yeah no, what
Speaker 1: no doubt? Yeah, I mean yeah, of course sounds fun.
Speaker 1: You're sure, yes, okay, I mean definitely, I'm going to
Speaker 1: the Bondo beach party with Slater when I think that's
Speaker 1: the interesting as if so fi other spects, there wouldn't
Speaker 1: be what you lead with. I'm a slader boy, fair enough?
Speaker 1: All right, that's exciting. Well TBC on that. Also, good
Speaker 1: to know our mother's TV. No updates on this is
Speaker 1: locked in? No updates on that, updates.
Speaker 6: On it on the show this is happening?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can I get a I can't get like a written agreement,
Speaker 3: But can we like shake on it so that I
Speaker 3: can count on Mitchell?
Speaker 1: But what if my friend Kristen shake on it?
Speaker 3: I've extended my hand.
Speaker 1: It is this to be film missing?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah we do. I don't even need to shake
Speaker 1: in it with Jenna. I take her it at word.
Speaker 1: I completely agree those are locked on? All right? Sure, agreed,
Speaker 1: But let's not half half about it. How are you
Speaker 1: making me feel pressured?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I don't want a pressure.
Speaker 1: It's your choice and you've chosen yes, So let's move
Speaker 1: on before we have the chance to back out. It
Speaker 1: be so much fun, I'm sure it will.
Speaker 3: Should we do talkback things?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Before we go?
Speaker 1: Why not? It's been a while. Let's jump in.
Speaker 3: No, when our age listens to talkback radio, do they?
Speaker 3: It's all old widows.
Speaker 1: I actually don't think the old widows even listen. I
Speaker 1: think they sort of lie there while at plays to
Speaker 1: keep their heart beating.
Speaker 3: And those that can still operate a phone and yes,
Speaker 3: somewhat of a conversation they call up.
Speaker 1: It's probably the same sort of clowns that were on
Speaker 1: Jenn's cruise.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I will say though, as someone who is a broadcaster
Speaker 1: for a living, there is a charm about live radio.
Speaker 1: Are It's so nice? That's what you and I bond over.
Speaker 1: That's where the friendship really started. We both love live radio.
Speaker 3: And I would assume that a lot of these old
Speaker 3: people that listen to talk back radio, like the really
Speaker 3: really old ones, they wouldn't have things like Facebook, so
Speaker 3: it is a sense community for them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh they don't know otherwise. Yeah, this is their Facebook.
Speaker 3: But that doesn't mean that we can't have a little
Speaker 3: giggle at them behind their back, because we like to
Speaker 3: bring you the cooked shit that we hear on talkback radio,
Speaker 3: particularly from John Laws.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, well, last time we discussed talkback teams, I
Speaker 1: think we all tried to ginger nut for the first
Speaker 1: time for the first time?
Speaker 3: Was that your first time trying dinger nuts?
Speaker 1: Those cookies? Yes, right, Yeah, they're stunning. Oh they're amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I went home a border pack, did you. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: were delicious, But I bought the Audi ones and they're
Speaker 1: harder at Audi, which isn't afraid of some hard in
Speaker 1: his mouth anyway.
Speaker 3: I'm not so John Laws. He's notoriously a bit cranky,
Speaker 3: right famously, and sometimes he can have his wholesome moments. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and so someone called up to his talkback radio show
Speaker 3: and they just wanted to tell a joke, right cute
Speaker 3: that sounds like it could be wholesome.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 3: Do you want to guess which way John took it?
Speaker 3: Cranky or wholesome?
Speaker 1: I'm going to say cranky, maybe even offended.
Speaker 3: Okay, well take a list and find out.
Speaker 4: Taffy, are you there? I'm here all right, Taffy, Why
Speaker 4: have you called me today?
Speaker 5: I want to tell you a little joke. Teddy Bear
Speaker 5: goes for a job on the building side job Teddy Bear,
Speaker 5: teddy Bear, Yeah, And he goes up with the boss
Speaker 5: and the chance of a job, and the boss looks
Speaker 5: at the me and thinks, oh, Chris, I'll better give
Speaker 5: him a job. I don't love me for discrimination. So
Speaker 5: he starts off to work and he's really good, puts
Speaker 5: his tools down and goes for his lunch. And then
Speaker 5: when he comes back from lunch, his pick has been stolen.
Speaker 4: Is what you know?
Speaker 5: He pick you back the bus said, right, he said
Speaker 5: to the boss, someone stolen my pick. Okay, so I
Speaker 5: forgot to tell you. Today's the day that Teddy's aut
Speaker 5: pick nicked.
Speaker 4: Oh that's very bad.
Speaker 5: No it's not.
Speaker 2: Everyone laughs that.
Speaker 5: Intelligent people usually laugh.
Speaker 4: Oh no, not around here. That's very corny, Taffy, very corny.
Speaker 5: Oh no, oh yes, no, I've made a bit of
Speaker 5: money telling jokes stand up comedy.
Speaker 4: I do you they paid your money to make you
Speaker 4: sit down? I would imagine.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's terrible, John, Your program is so boring. Now
Speaker 5: that's why I try to put a joke in.
Speaker 4: Yes, you've made it worse. Could you tell me, Taffy,
Speaker 4: why is the program boring?
Speaker 5: Don't tell me it's your show?
Speaker 4: Well it is, No, it's not.
Speaker 5: It's our show.
Speaker 4: John, bull shit it to my show. Excuse me?
Speaker 5: Not without us? You bean nothing.
Speaker 4: You're just a nasty piece of work.
Speaker 5: Oh, dear, free speech, anything it's all gone.
Speaker 4: No it hasn't. Free speech still exists.
Speaker 5: No it doesn't, Yes it does, No it doesn't.
Speaker 4: Well, all right, so it doesn't. I don't know. Well
Speaker 4: who's silenced?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: Who would have tried? Didn't do good enough job?
Speaker 1: Don't you tell?
Speaker 5: With your comebacks? Christ not bad though.
Speaker 4: It's not a comeback. It's simply your comment.
Speaker 5: Yes you saw me, John, your bloody shit yourself.
Speaker 4: Uh, very careful what you say.
Speaker 5: I'm six foot five and you don't know nothing.
Speaker 4: Oh, come on, you raving old bully. He's stupid basard.
Speaker 4: I think you were mad, Taffy.
Speaker 5: No, we're all mad, and we're all racists, aren't. No, goodbye.
Speaker 4: He's an unpleasant man, that isn't he?
Speaker 6: That was incredible.
Speaker 1: That was my favorite base of John Law's audience.
Speaker 3: Incredible.
Speaker 1: That was the slowest fight I've ever heard of.
Speaker 3: Emotion there was.
Speaker 1: There was like fighting in slow motion, weren't they. Yes.
Speaker 1: At one point, Taffy is threatening to bash him. Ah,
Speaker 1: I can destroy you.
Speaker 3: I'm six foot five.
Speaker 1: And John's only come back. Oh oh oh oh he's
Speaker 1: stupid bathard.
Speaker 6: And then he's like that's a good comeback.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. They were kind of enjoying it in a
Speaker 1: w Yeah, I've got another one for.
Speaker 3: It's not tappy. It's just another old idiot.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: So someone called through to John. I guess it could
Speaker 3: be John Laws's talent quest call through to do a
Speaker 3: bit of a recital.
Speaker 4: He is how it went, Robert Are you there? Yes?
Speaker 2: I am John.
Speaker 4: How are you very well? Thank you John.
Speaker 2: I'm just tell you to keep the dream alive. I
Speaker 2: played with the music. Can I can I play a song?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yes you can if you want to. Yeah, what
Speaker 4: have you got to play around?
Speaker 2: I've got to play on an organ?
Speaker 4: Have you got an organ? Closer to the telephone? The
Speaker 4: organs are big things.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm more ready to go, John, all right?
Speaker 4: Well off you go?
Speaker 2: Okay John, well ticket?
Speaker 4: I thought he was ready. Here we go, Here we go,
Speaker 4: I think, Hey Robert, yes, John, come on mate. We
Speaker 4: can't wait all day.
Speaker 2: No, John, Sorry, I've.
Speaker 4: Right you ready there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, John, have already. Something's happened, something streep's happening. Well,
Speaker 2: I wanted to do for you another time, John, Sorry
Speaker 2: about that. What have you been John?
Speaker 4: I've been very well, thank you, But I'm worried about
Speaker 4: your instrument. What's happened to your instrument?
Speaker 2: Oh John, Look, come, something has happened. I don't know
Speaker 2: what's that. Look, I'll do it for another time, John, Actually,
Speaker 2: I don't want to waste time here, right. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: so no, John, I've got a great family which I
Speaker 2: can't complain about.
Speaker 4: No, well, you wouldn't want to complain about them if
Speaker 4: they're good.
Speaker 2: And also, John, look, i'm a I love tennis. Actually
Speaker 2: I used to like Area Agacy when he played tennis.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my god, he was good. I love Andre too. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Now I think we might have finished our conversation, have we, Robert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we have.
Speaker 4: Jorn here, Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 3: I am taking notes once again. I'd love to end
Speaker 3: every conversation with that. I think we've finished our conversation,
Speaker 3: haven't we? All right? Goodbye?
Speaker 8: Yep.
Speaker 1: Aggressive rock music ever comes out of absolutely nowhere. He's
Speaker 1: still quick on the buttons, though, isn't he. I'mtually picking
Speaker 1: stuck in the lift of someone. You're like, okay, goodbye.
Speaker 7: Fuck.
Speaker 3: I wish we hadn't banned prank calls on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Imagine how funny it would be if Dot Wiggins called
Speaker 3: a radio station and said, I'm going to play the saxophone.
Speaker 3: You ready, here I go. You do a better impression. Actually, hello,
Speaker 3: the saxophone. You'd like to play the saxophone? Would you do?
Speaker 3: When you're ready?
Speaker 1: Told, I'm blowing John, if you go with the read who? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: m hm not I'm worried about your instruments. I think
Speaker 1: we're all with management. Known for John has been fine
Speaker 1: for Little Drive. Mm hmm, oh John, Yes, you play
Speaker 1: your instrumental?
Speaker 4: Watch?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, you have to end it? Oh well, I'm
Speaker 1: not quite fond of my family. I've got a gay grandson,
Speaker 1: a girl or boy, all of it transphobic, can't.
Speaker 3: We No, that's not very kind?
Speaker 1: Dos all right? Goodbye? That's a saying everybody, we're ready
Speaker 1: to go totally.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 1: Let's take over seventy years of broadcasting. Let's do it.
Speaker 3: You know what we need to do. Because we interviewed
Speaker 3: him in like twenty twenty or twenty twenty one, yeah,
Speaker 3: age of ago now, and it was kind of an
Speaker 3: open door policy. The producer said, he loved you guys.
Speaker 3: You can come back and do another interview anytime. Surely
Speaker 3: he's not gone long left, so we should get it
Speaker 3: in the can and then when he dies, we could
Speaker 3: be like the last interview that John ever recall.
Speaker 1: Oh that's true, Oh viral, that's true. That happened to
Speaker 1: me when I interviewed the guy from what's that band?
Speaker 1: The Foo Fighters Foo Fighters, his last ever interview. Died
Speaker 1: the next morning and they're like, this is the last
Speaker 1: one for the two of me. They're going to fly
Speaker 1: to Thailand tomorrow, and then he died. That's very sad,
Speaker 1: I know, but let's try to collect them all. John
Speaker 1: Law's next, No, we don't wish that, of course, no, no.
Speaker 3: Of course, Nom is providing us with so much joy.
Speaker 3: Even still in the five years of this podcast, how
Speaker 3: many times as John Laws cracked us up.
Speaker 1: I know, I was so nervous during that interview. I
Speaker 1: was so scared. I was intimidated by him. Should we go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, guys, five stars, please leave us a review.
Speaker 3: Back again on Monday. I can't wait to tell you
Speaker 3: all about the Taylor Swift show. Oh god, yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 3: Yes you really want to hear it? Mitchell, You're not
Speaker 3: a fan.
Speaker 1: I'm a fake fan. I want to go because it's
Speaker 1: all anyone's talking I can admit it. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I just I'm just I just' she Yeah, she's great.
Speaker 6: I want to hear all of that.
Speaker 1: Very goodou No, Taylor's good. Just you know, go on nothing.
Speaker 1: But I love her. Okay, I'm a swift day. I
Speaker 1: should really go back and like screen record all the
Speaker 1: times you've slagged her off. I wouldn't slag her. I
Speaker 1: love her. She'm all about burning petrol in the sky,
Speaker 1: burn the planet down.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we'll chat to you on Monday.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I love you guys, Thanks for listening. No worries.
Speaker 3: We will see you all in a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Pat you down, but bait see. Welcome to eight to debrief.
Speaker 3: This is our secret segment on the end the shows
Speaker 3: that over.
Speaker 1: We talked shit here.
Speaker 4: It keeps.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of a flow on effect, isn't it. I
Speaker 1: suppose that's kind of what this is. It's kind of
Speaker 1: just flows on from the main show. I need to
Speaker 1: take my fucking deckses. I'm fading. I'm fading, got my
Speaker 1: afternoon dice. I'm almost an hour late. I'm getting a
Speaker 1: panado becase I've got a fucking headache.
Speaker 3: You'd give panadol a headache, Darland.
Speaker 1: Seriously, that's a good one. Did you think of it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I didn't sol from sans bother Actual, I have pandole
Speaker 1: osteo oh, maybe that would be good for my bulging disc.
Speaker 1: Do you want to take some?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Go on, Actually no, I probably shouldn't just take panadole
Speaker 3: for no reason.
Speaker 1: We're going to say pandol from a stranger. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know me. Actually, the doctors advised me to take
Speaker 1: care of that. Yes, because it's anti inflamatory.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: True.
Speaker 1: I take a mixture if I need it, a near remole. Yeah.
Speaker 1: You know you can get melts now in europhone and
Speaker 1: they melt in your mouth. Why would you want that?
Speaker 1: Because some people can't swallow tablets?
Speaker 6: Yeah, liquid thing.
Speaker 1: You just watched me take my adhd metes without water.
Speaker 1: You just dry run that, yeh. Jesus Mitchell.
Speaker 3: I've been taken five or six a day for five
Speaker 3: or six years, so of course I've got it down pat.
Speaker 1: They're also tiny, tiny thing.
Speaker 3: Actually, how many years.
Speaker 1: Has it been since twenty fifteen? Almost ten?
Speaker 3: That's how long?
Speaker 1: Wow, I haven't taken Yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 3: Nearly my decks of verse three.
Speaker 1: You're you're medicated by all definitions. Yeah, that's fun. I
Speaker 1: just took two. I could be medicated.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're just like one of those teenagers.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh my god, I'm so drunk off for
Speaker 3: lemon lime bitters because it's a little bit of I
Speaker 3: I'm out a panel guys, how off my face?
Speaker 1: No, you know you're really Yeah.
Speaker 3: Cauldrel on the other hand.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, coldrel does knock you around. You know what
Speaker 1: knocks you around? Too many ventil and inhalations. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: the puffers. It makes me shake really, Oh it makes
Speaker 1: me shakey, jittery, crazy, crazy. How did you get to
Speaker 1: that point? Had one too many paths? Actually, no, when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, I'd go, I'll do it right
Speaker 1: now because I've got one, and I only have one
Speaker 1: because I've learned from my mistakes. I used to do
Speaker 1: this in high school and the girls are just drop ready.
Speaker 3: I go, oh you you blow the asthma paffa out
Speaker 3: like it's a vape.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't realize that, like the mouth can
Speaker 1: still absorb medication. So I do that thirty to forty
Speaker 1: times a day as a party trick, yep, and then
Speaker 1: I would be on the bus home shaking as a child.
Speaker 3: That's how I speak in code because, as you know,
Speaker 3: I don't own a vape, which, in my stupid mind,
Speaker 3: my logic is that if I don't own one, then
Speaker 3: I'm not addicted.
Speaker 1: Am I That's right?
Speaker 3: But if I want to scab one from a friend,
Speaker 3: I'll say, oh, my asthma's flair enough. Do you have
Speaker 3: a puffer on you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yes, of course, here goes Yeah, I feel much better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I'm cured. I'm shocked that I haven't
Speaker 1: gotten hooked on bapes. I love When the grape one
Speaker 1: came out, I was like, this delicious. I could get
Speaker 1: addiction to this. I don't think you have that much
Speaker 1: of an addictive personality though, No, I don't. Foods my
Speaker 1: only thing, Like, I will eat. Like, there were chocolates
Speaker 1: out there. I had like five chocolates. I just love
Speaker 1: to eat. That's my one thing.
Speaker 3: Five chocolates. You're out of control.
Speaker 1: Someone try and stop me.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 1: It was really random to they had five chocolate and Panada.
Speaker 3: I know, I random.
Speaker 1: Mitch called me the other night. I was driving home
Speaker 1: from doing the night show and he was like, I'm
Speaker 1: on a lie fancy your phone. Like, all right, I
Speaker 1: was going through the MACS drive foot and I ordered
Speaker 1: a MC Chicken paddy, which is my hack. Or I
Speaker 1: get them Crispy Chicken patty and then it's just the
Speaker 1: chicken patty. But it's just like a one giant nugget.
Speaker 1: It's like this big. It's chicken. It's like a giant nugget,
Speaker 1: basically a schnitzel. Yeah, oh my god, yes, good point.
Speaker 1: But it's different meat. The MC chicken is a different
Speaker 1: meat to the nugget.
Speaker 3: It's like actual breast, right, okay, yeah chicken though, yeah
Speaker 3: it's chicken allegedly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they say what it really is? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't want to know. How about a hack? Well no,
Speaker 1: many people have the confidence to go. Can I just
Speaker 1: have a raw piece of chicken? Put a chicken in
Speaker 1: a box? You can do it. You can do whatever
Speaker 1: you want.
Speaker 5: Cool.
Speaker 1: You probably have never been through a drive through, Jenny,
Speaker 1: You don't drive? Yeah, we took through. You ever driven
Speaker 1: through one? Yes? Oh with me?
Speaker 3: I was in the car.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: Oh, well, God for it. I don't remember every moment
Speaker 1: of anything we've ever done. It's been one hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty seven nine shows. One hundred and eighty seven. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it's actually one hundred and eighty six. Oh is it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good to see you're across the nitty gritty though.
Speaker 1: To keep those shirts remade, what if we just.
Speaker 3: Started celebrating really unmomentous episodes, like we started sending out
Speaker 3: smash cakes to people, being like, congratulations on two hundred
Speaker 3: and seven episodes.
Speaker 1: Remember I used to start the show with the number.
Speaker 1: I'd be like episode four, feeling sore.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little rhyme, yeah, But then they started to
Speaker 3: kind of repeat themselves because there's actually only ten numbers.
Speaker 3: Sine even there's only nine, is there?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why because because double did No matter what you're up
Speaker 3: to one any one, one, two, one eighty three, that
Speaker 3: number is still the last thing that you say, so
Speaker 3: you can rhyme with it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, right, yeah, one eighty six. I'm feeling like
Speaker 1: a spirits. It's not good. See it's not good?
Speaker 3: Is that going to be the episode title? Assonance?
Speaker 1: We'll put the ars in assonance? Don't ever, don't you? Oh,
Speaker 1: they need the promo for my night show urgently.
Speaker 3: Do you want me to do it? Do you want
Speaker 3: me to do it? Hey, guys, it's Mitch Cheery here
Speaker 3: from the Night Show.
Speaker 1: From the Night Show tonight.
Speaker 3: What's happening tonight?
Speaker 1: The Swift is in town. I'll show you the script.
Speaker 1: Just read the script, and.
Speaker 3: I know you trick. You're throwing a few ums and
Speaker 3: ass to make it sound like you're not writing a script,
Speaker 3: and it's just natural. Here we go, hate Smitch from
Speaker 3: the Night Show. She's the biggest artist in the world.
Speaker 3: You need to give them time because they'll edit in
Speaker 3: hate Smitch from the Night Show. They'll ed it in
Speaker 3: a honey hey, they edit in sound effects, right.
Speaker 1: Take two?
Speaker 3: Okay, heyt Smith from the Night Show. She's the biggest
Speaker 3: artist in the world. Oh sorry, they put four exclamation
Speaker 3: marks on the script. She is the biggest artist in
Speaker 3: the Wow and the ears to It is about to
Speaker 3: hit our city. We have all your free tailor tickets.
Speaker 3: We have reserved Entireroe for you and all your friends.
Speaker 3: Keep a kiss from seven for your chance to win.
Speaker 4: That's that.
Speaker 1: That was actually very good.
Speaker 3: That was good.
Speaker 1: That good, not bugs, Bunny.
Speaker 3: I was in the car the other night and I
Speaker 3: happened to catch the.
Speaker 1: Start of your radio show last night. Oh I can't remember,
Speaker 1: but I heard the opener for your shirt. Yeah, very sneaky.
Speaker 1: What they've done there, they've done.
Speaker 3: They've got like some celebrity ideas. Hey, it's Lizzo our
Speaker 3: I'm here with Mitch Churia. They mentioned your name correct
Speaker 3: and like other people hates tones and I I love
Speaker 3: Mitch Cherry. And then they throw in, what's up, it's.
Speaker 1: Taylor's it's your Gorianna. I love this show. They've never
Speaker 1: spoken ever. Okay, what you're excluding is that we've got
Speaker 1: Lizzo saying Mitch Churry.
Speaker 6: I didn't exclude that.
Speaker 3: I actually fucking said that. But you really must listen Katy.
Speaker 1: Perry, I don't have cat Katy Perry. Hi, this is
Speaker 1: Katy Perry with Mitch Turl. But you're right. They have
Speaker 1: put in Taylor's to a big artist at the moment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I said. They sprinkled it in there
Speaker 3: to make it sound like they were.
Speaker 1: Also, yeah, that's a classic radio game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sneaky. Hang on, can I show you something before
Speaker 3: we go?
Speaker 1: Actually? Yeah, then I do.
Speaker 3: Do you think I've got a video? Because Oscar is
Speaker 3: the dance captain.
Speaker 1: What's Oscar's name again? On this show? Roving reporter, do you.
Speaker 3: Think this dance. It's in mirror view like you're playing.
Speaker 3: Just dance is doable for you. But you can take
Speaker 3: the phone, do a book.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. I'm not a dancer.
Speaker 1: I'm mother of mine.
Speaker 3: I'm giving it a red hot guy.
Speaker 1: Oscar is doing a great job. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do it. I like to walk. I'm not confident. I'm
Speaker 1: not a confident dancer. But god, boy, can I walk.
Speaker 3: There's one thing you've been able to do almost your
Speaker 3: whole life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they say I walked out of the vagina. No
Speaker 1: new skills, none. God, my quads are thick.
Speaker 3: You know what I can do?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Breathe. Yeah, God, you're really good.
Speaker 4: At that.
Speaker 1: Like no one else. Your heart beats Jenner boy, my
Speaker 1: kidneys they flush piss really well.
Speaker 3: We heard this podcast at least better today, So we do.
Speaker 4: There, we do.
Speaker 1: We'll see you in a little bit. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: Five star review. If you haven't yet, Spotify, Apple or
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Speaker 1: please stay hi. Also our Facebook group Endurant Idiots. Join it.
Speaker 4: We just we just chat.
Speaker 1: There's a Facebook chat as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a link in the show notes to our
Speaker 3: Facebook group. You've obviously got to answer the entry question,
Speaker 3: which is what's the name of the secret segment? If
Speaker 3: you're listening right now, you know it's eighty Dbrie. Of
Speaker 3: course the spelling is debatable. It doesn't matter how you
Speaker 3: spell it.
Speaker 1: We'll link you went grow up to You're not very welcoming.
Speaker 3: Bye. Hang on, hang on?
Speaker 1: What about this.
Speaker 3: Idiots? I think we might have finished our conversation, haven't
Speaker 3: we Yeah, we're done Rakoba.
Speaker 2: So