WEBVTT - #186: The Big Pitch 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:06.760 Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:11.800 Hell yeah, a lese yourself for the rude shocks of 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:14.440 young adults. You want to know a crazy fact that 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:16.840 I had a bio scan done at my gym this week. 0:00:17.079 --> 0:00:19.800 I've gone from thirty nine percent body fat to twenty 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:22.200 four when last week? 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:22.480 No? 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:23.960 When did I ask? 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:31.880 No? He is Michulli and Mitchell cous holl are you hello? 0:00:31.920 --> 0:00:33.320 Are you hello? 0:00:33.920 --> 0:00:34.559 Listen her? 0:00:34.680 --> 0:00:34.880 Well? 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:35.120 No? 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:39.120 What right off the bat? Yeah, I'm under obligation to 0:00:39.159 --> 0:00:40.720 issue a public apology. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:42.480 Oh, it's wrong based. 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:44.760 Off last week's episode on Wednesday. 0:00:44.400 --> 0:00:46.680 Bit of a manic one. Yeah, remember how. 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:50.320 We were talking about your new boy. Oh, yes, we were, 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:53.080 and we were talking about, you know, his age, and 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.319 how you should make no apology for it, just say 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.520 it matter of factly correct. And then I said, ask 0:00:57.600 --> 0:00:58.560 me how old Shawn is? 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:04.560 Yep, I said thirty two? You did, He's not thirty two. 0:01:04.800 --> 0:01:05.160 Oh. 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:09.720 He was so furious when you said that. I remember thinking, 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:10.720 fuck his age. 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:13.440 I don't know where that came from. He's only thirty one. 0:01:13.959 --> 0:01:17.440 Oh and he listens every week, he does. Oh, Shawney, 0:01:17.680 --> 0:01:17.920 he was. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:20.319 Going to write a season desist email with his fucking 0:01:20.840 --> 0:01:22.119 Parliament letterhead. 0:01:22.200 --> 0:01:24.120 Oh yeah, of course, Yeah, the honorable Sean. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.959 So, just for those wondering, he's still thirty one, not 0:01:28.040 --> 0:01:29.440 thirty two till November. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.520 I want no There is no one on this planet 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:34.480 that I want no harm done to less than him. 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:37.040 Do that makes sense? I don't know. I don't want 0:01:37.080 --> 0:01:38.080 him to be harmed. I love shot. 0:01:38.080 --> 0:01:40.280 If you had to harm everyone on planet Earth, he'd 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:41.360 be last on the list. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:44.360 Yes, correct, Like I would harm, You'd sacrifice any old 0:01:44.440 --> 0:01:46.680 arsehole ahead of him. I'd punch a twelve year old 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:49.400 in the face before I punch Sean. No younger, but 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.480 there's an age joker couldn't make about the new boy, 0:01:51.520 --> 0:01:54.040 but I won't. He's twenty one, and he's twenty two 0:01:54.120 --> 0:01:57.520 in a couple months. This is the whole conversation. Pitch. Okay, 0:01:57.520 --> 0:01:59.840 So and you said twenty two and a couple of months. 0:02:00.240 --> 0:02:01.920 We don't do that. You just say it's twenty one. 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:03.800 Okay. Maybe it's a pitch thing, Mitch. Maybe you need 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:04.760 to go, oh, he's twenty one. 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:07.680 You can say twenty one in high pitch. It's what 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:10.480 comes after that. But it's twenty too soon. It's twenty 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.480 two because it sounds like you're defensive. But if you 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.560 don't believe you're doing anything wrong, then there's no needing. 0:02:15.080 --> 0:02:17.919 I'm not doing anything wrong. I'm on your side. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:18.919 Do you not understand? 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:21.359 No, you're right, I do. I do. I'm sorry because. 0:02:21.120 --> 0:02:24.720 When you say it does sound like you think you're 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.320 doing something wrong. But if you don't, which you're not, 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:27.799 then fucking self apologize. 0:02:27.840 --> 0:02:29.120 I don't squeal it. 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:32.520 You literally just did it. Everyone hit that rewind fifteen 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:35.200 second button twice and you'll hear it the panic. 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:40.320 It's like you were talking to a court judge. Yes, 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:42.760 twenty Yeah, you're right. 0:02:42.840 --> 0:02:45.480 Maybe that's where I got it from the two because 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.520 I said Joan's thirty two, Oh and you thought you're 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:47.880 twenty two. 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:49.920 I don't know, true, but that does mean that he's 0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:53.000 exactly ten years older than your boy. Oh my god, 0:02:53.040 --> 0:02:54.600 you at all? Have they met? They haven't met a 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:55.880 they you've met him? 0:02:55.960 --> 0:02:57.840 Imagine the double date. Let's not tend they have anything 0:02:57.880 --> 0:02:58.280 in common. 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:01.679 They would have plenty in common. That's true because it's 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.720 so nice. He knows how to talk, so is my guy. 0:03:04.440 --> 0:03:08.800 Mike's where dating people excuse ourselves. Yeah, seriously, they. 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:10.560 Could talk for hours telling now. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.880 That I think about it, well, God forbid we bring 0:03:13.000 --> 0:03:14.960 up what happened when Sean met my last partner. 0:03:15.440 --> 0:03:18.160 Yeah, no, God for bim, Yeah what happened? 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:20.680 Well, God forbids a jenny, He. 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:22.960 Forbids trying to stay on God's side. Yeah, we've got 0:03:23.000 --> 0:03:25.480 a few fucking sins up our sleeve. Already didn't go well, 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:29.440 I think because the guy I'm seeing is in healthcare 0:03:29.600 --> 0:03:32.720 and he's a carer. Sean is in politics, he's helping 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.560 the public. They're both givers. 0:03:34.920 --> 0:03:35.280 Do you know? 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:44.840 Actually that' right very funny. That was very funny, Mitchell. 0:03:45.440 --> 0:03:47.760 Anyway, if you're listening, Sean, I apologize. Everyone now knows 0:03:47.760 --> 0:03:48.680 that you're only thirty one. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:50.880 We love you, Sean. You don't good day over God. 0:03:51.000 --> 0:03:53.720 He could pass for twenty six, I reckon. Seriously, he's 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.840 got such good skin and such a thick head of hair. 0:03:56.600 --> 0:03:57.960 You're saying you look younger than me. 0:03:58.800 --> 0:04:02.120 Noau, I pass for you can pass the twenty one. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:03.640 I better watch my background you. 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.080 I was just about to make the same joke. He's 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:11.520 very good, Okay, hilarious, I've already told you. But does 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:12.720 that mean when I met you in the lyft when 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:16.840 you were nineteen. I thought I looked nine. Definitely, you're 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:19.880 like nummies. It was your birthday that day. I never 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:21.400 forget it. Oh you would so. 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:22.160 Forget my birthday. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:27.159 Actually, wow, Wednesday episodes are cooked. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:29.919 Yeah, we still need to come up with a catchy 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:31.680 name for it because it got is it just me Monday? 0:04:31.720 --> 0:04:35.400 It's just pure it gems. Wednesday could be anything like today. 0:04:35.400 --> 0:04:39.040 We've got talk back tings and my big pitch, the pitch. 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.760 I still think we Wednesday and we get Janit to 0:04:40.800 --> 0:04:42.479 wear a T shirt with the nipples underneath, and we 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:43.240 spray it with a fire. 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:44.080 It didn't catch on. 0:04:44.760 --> 0:04:46.160 Not one person said do it. 0:04:46.240 --> 0:04:48.080 No, but you're wearing white this week. 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:50.160 I do have big dinner plate nipples too. 0:04:50.560 --> 0:04:52.799 You can't do it next to the radio panel. Although 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:55.320 we're leaving some may cares if we break it now? Yeah, 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:56.880 already and waiting isn't there? 0:04:57.360 --> 0:04:59.600 Oh my god, I've seen a glimmer of these new studios. 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.359 W gonna. I don't think we're gonna like it. Why 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:06.560 because they're lighting the halogen globe in the see how 0:05:06.839 --> 0:05:09.000 this is an audio medium. It's done. There's a giant 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:12.960 You've got four led lights in this studio in every corner. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:14.960 In the new one, there aren't any of these. There 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:18.200 is one giant bubble. It looks like, you knowing, like. 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:19.160 In the middle of the room. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:21.320 Yeah, that's good. No, you know in far off Queensland 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:23.400 where water gets in the roof and then they sag 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.360 and there's that giant bubble and on TikTok people poker 0:05:25.360 --> 0:05:27.760 broomstick in it. That's what it looks like. But it's 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.520 it's full of led light and it just drowns your 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:31.200 face with light. 0:05:31.560 --> 0:05:32.200 That's not bad. 0:05:32.320 --> 0:05:35.680 I think I'm too old for that. Twenty nine this year. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:39.760 Guys almost as old as Sean, which is not that 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.440 old young, and he's gorgeous. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:42.839 Yep. 0:05:43.200 --> 0:05:45.760 The new studio is very soon. You might even notice 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:49.800 a sound difference. We might sound Maybe we should do 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.919 a send off for this one. Yeah, I want to 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:54.400 just farten it up, just piss on the walls this studio. 0:05:54.760 --> 0:05:57.919 Oh no, it's been really good memories we've had in 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:01.560 the studio. Memory Maybe take a trip down memory lane possibly, 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:02.880 I mean, how would we do that? 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:05.400 Well, that's what I mean. I was like, oh, the memories, 0:06:05.600 --> 0:06:07.160 but I can't think of any off the. 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.080 Top of my head. It's also more for us, it's 0:06:09.120 --> 0:06:11.120 not for the listeners because we've been here visually. 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:12.400 But I will miss I mean, there's a lot of 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:14.479 things we've done in this studio, but it could have 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:15.159 happened anywhere. 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:16.599 That's very true. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.559 True, But there's nothing special about this studio. It's actually 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:21.279 a ship on when you think about it, Why the 0:06:21.320 --> 0:06:23.200 fuck am I sentimentally attached to this at all? 0:06:23.440 --> 0:06:23.680 Well? 0:06:23.800 --> 0:06:26.600 This sucks, think about it, Mitchell. That corner is where 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.560 Jenna was broadcasting from a bin. 0:06:30.440 --> 0:06:30.719 True. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:31.919 That the. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:37.040 Yes, you guys made me go to a funeral home 0:06:37.080 --> 0:06:39.320 to pick that thing up, and there were corps and fridges. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.680 No you often I offered to. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:46.080 Go and the radio station street team car. Imagine someone 0:06:46.160 --> 0:06:47.640 pulling over and be like, can I have a free 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.400 canner coke? And you're like, don't look in the back. 0:06:51.640 --> 0:06:53.480 And then we had to store the coffin somewhere and 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:55.760 I thought our audio producer was on holidays, but he 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:57.440 was and he came in the next morning and there's 0:06:57.440 --> 0:06:58.839 a big coffin in his shotio. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.960 That was good. Oh, his studio has been vere. If 0:07:03.000 --> 0:07:04.520 you haven't heard that, episode. Go back and listen to 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.400 the episode where Jenna broadcast are from a coffin. 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.279 Yeah, yeah, that is one of our best. When people 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.040 ask where do I start, I'm like, that's a pretty 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:11.560 good episode. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.600 Yeah, yeah, it is. It is. We should bring those 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.720 videos back because TikTok wasn't really a thing back then. 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:16.840 I feel like they do well. 0:07:17.080 --> 0:07:19.200 All right, Well, put a bloody reminder in my phone 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:22.200 for next Christmas because it was Christmas thing. Oh if 0:07:22.240 --> 0:07:24.680 we post a video where there's bables and tinsel and 0:07:24.720 --> 0:07:26.880 sit in the studio, people are going to think we're idiots. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.840 You're right. When I think of Christmas, I think of coffin. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:33.040 Yeah, me too, and beins welcome to Is it just me? 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:33.480 Yeah? 0:07:33.560 --> 0:07:36.200 Every episode we start the same way. Something we've noticed, 0:07:36.200 --> 0:07:38.280 something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know my age. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.040 I don't know Mitch is now in the new era. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:41.800 There's gyms in every episode. 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:43.440 Who's going first this time? 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:44.880 When you went first? Last episode? 0:07:44.960 --> 0:07:45.480 That's true. 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.920 I could just jump in Min's topical and it's something 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:50.560 that is currently causing me in my entire family a 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:56.080 grave deal of stress. Okay, what's yours? I guess something 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:59.680 that's causing me a grave deal of stress. Oh god, yeah, 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:03.080 you can't have both, Mitch, you're stressed and Jenner's perpetually 0:08:03.640 --> 0:08:06.040 just snap out of it then, no, no, no, we'll work 0:08:06.080 --> 0:08:09.160 through it. We'll both, we'll all work through it together. Yeah. Plus, yeah, 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.720 you said talkback things on the episode today. Yes, and 0:08:11.760 --> 0:08:13.920 the big white pitch pitch. 0:08:14.040 --> 0:08:17.120 Yeah, got an idea for you, and you're either going 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:21.120 to be like fuck, yes, Mitchell, you're the best. I 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.480 can't believe you've pulled this off. This is excellent. I'm 0:08:23.520 --> 0:08:25.320 on board one hundred percent, or you're going to go. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:27.760 I can't be bothered. 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:31.400 I'm excited and it could go either way with you. Actually, 0:08:31.440 --> 0:08:33.400 before I even pitch, what's your mood like today? 0:08:33.679 --> 0:08:35.600 It's actually pretty good. I've had a couple chocolate truffles. 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:38.640 The iHeartRadio team send us a box of chocolates to sea. 0:08:39.240 --> 0:08:41.600 They send us Coca Bite chocolates to congratulate us on 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:42.600 being a hit podcast. 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:44.360 Did so you're in a good mood? 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:47.480 Yeah, I had chocolate. You sound a bit tired. I'm 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:48.120 a bit tired. 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:50.120 Maybe maybe today's. 0:08:49.760 --> 0:08:55.400 Not the day. Have some coke, no sugar, no doubt, 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.360 all right, then I feel a bit better. Give me 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:00.000 with your ridge and please, sorry went down the wrong 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:01.280 I'm not play the music. 0:09:02.760 --> 0:09:03.960 Is it just me? 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:08.240 A parent's on social media? Never a good idea? 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:10.080 Nah, I'm all about it. 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.360 No, I like it now. My mom is not on 0:09:12.400 --> 0:09:15.520 any social media. Mom has well, mum has Instagram and 0:09:15.559 --> 0:09:19.400 she had the handle she is. She's barely on it, 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:21.080 and I'll tell you why. Because she was sued by 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:25.720 missus Chew, the Vietnamese restaurant. Well, she's Michelle Chury, so 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.400 she had the handle miss Chew. Yeah, little did she 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.480 know there's a popular Vietnamese chain in Melbourne called missus Chew. 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.480 You can't sue for that, that's just bad luck. 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:35.000 No, but they had it and they like put in 0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.160 a Mum doesn't post often, so you know, if you're 0:09:37.559 --> 0:09:39.160 maybe don't know this, but if you're a brand and 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.280 you want someone else's handle, if someone else has it 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:43.000 and it's an inactive account, they just take it from 0:09:43.000 --> 0:09:45.960 that account. So they took mum's handle from her and 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:49.920 it went to the Vietnamese restaurant. Anyway, that's not really 0:09:49.920 --> 0:09:50.280 the problem. 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:52.199 Yeah, and my parents on social media. You were saying 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:53.480 Mum's only got Instagram. 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:54.960 I went for a run the other day and as 0:09:54.960 --> 0:09:56.840 I was running, I wear my Apple Watch, I got notification. 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:59.600 It was a message from an Airbnb and it said, Hi, Mitch, 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.280 no Is, we can make those dates happen. I'll accept 0:10:02.280 --> 0:10:03.719 it now. Then I got a two and a half 0:10:03.800 --> 0:10:07.280 thousand dollars charge to my Westpac app. Didnt another notification? 0:10:07.360 --> 0:10:08.320 You were't booking an Airbnb? 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:10.280 No, it wasn't on a run. I just came back 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:11.920 from a trip. I'm not going anywhere, you know, I 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:14.959 don't want going to read again. So I go what 0:10:15.160 --> 0:10:17.280 So I called marm because of course it's Michelle. So 0:10:17.320 --> 0:10:20.000 I call mom and I go, Mom, are you booking 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.640 something on my Airbnb? And she went, yes, I am, 0:10:22.760 --> 0:10:25.120 I am, I'm booking an airbnb. Your Auntie Monda's coming 0:10:25.160 --> 0:10:27.280 down and she's in the wheelchair and we need wheelchair access. 0:10:27.320 --> 0:10:28.960 It was the only one I could find. It's the 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:32.320 street away because Auntie Monda's in a wheelchair, she can't 0:10:32.320 --> 0:10:33.880 stay at our house. So there's a house like a 0:10:33.920 --> 0:10:34.520 street away. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.400 Well that's kind of handy, But how did that end 0:10:36.440 --> 0:10:37.600 up happening on your credit card? 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:37.840 Mum? 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:41.599 Mum's no, because mum's iPad is signed into my Airbnb. 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.120 I must have booked a trips on I don't know. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:44.280 I must have just logged in. 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:48.600 On your mom's iPad. Yeah, I'm twenty nine years old. No, 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:50.920 this is how humiliated. 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.120 Youve been a couple of years ago. I don't know how. 0:10:52.200 --> 0:10:53.120 I don't know how to happen. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:57.599 The only thing that'd be more embarrassing if it was 0:10:57.640 --> 0:10:58.960 your mum's Samsung Tamblas. 0:10:59.000 --> 0:11:03.840 Okay, it's mum's iPad. Fucking sorry. 0:11:03.840 --> 0:11:05.720 I didn't mean to put this back on you, and 0:11:05.760 --> 0:11:08.600 have you be embarrassed? Why were you ever logged in 0:11:08.640 --> 0:11:10.319 on your mum's eye that's a good question. 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:13.120 Yeah, my brother's logged in on my mom's iPad. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.880 Thank you. There's something comforting about being I think it's 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.320 so weird. No, I remember when I was going to 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:20.599 LA on one trip because I'm in and out, I 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.480 wanted to show my parents my Airbnb, and I think 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:25.960 I had mums. I just logged in on her iPad 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.240 so she could follow my trip. I'll follow my itinerary. 0:11:29.400 --> 0:11:32.920 I don't know. Some reason your family's way closer than mine. 0:11:32.960 --> 0:11:34.320 Were very close, We're very close. 0:11:34.440 --> 0:11:36.840 It wouldn't be letting them stalk where I'm staying and stuff. 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:38.240 If they wanted to know, I'd tell them, but I 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:39.800 wouldn't be like track my every move. 0:11:40.000 --> 0:11:43.440 I know the juries are very closely. So I get 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.560 home and I look, it's okay, but they've put a 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:48.080 hold of two and a half grand on my Westpac. Like, 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:50.360 you just transfer the money, it's not a problem. Oh, 0:11:50.400 --> 0:11:52.560 good for it. Then she went, you know what's funny, though, 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.400 I've realized that it's actually Trent Roberts that I went 0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:57.400 to high school with because he just sleeps the straight away. 0:11:57.840 --> 0:11:59.880 So I've just messaged him and asked if he'll do 0:11:59.920 --> 0:12:01.280 a better price for us, And I've asked him to 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:03.640 text me, and I went, what did you have to 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.880 ask him to text me? That's not how it works, mum. 0:12:06.040 --> 0:12:08.760 Then I get a notification on my Apple Watch Airbnb 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:12.160 has canceled your booking and I went, that's weird, Mum, 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:16.600 what's happened? Go message Trent? This user cannot be found. 0:12:16.840 --> 0:12:22.560 He's blocked my Airbnb. My Airbnb has been flagged for scam, 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:24.520 And I went, Mom, what have you messaged him? Give 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:26.480 me the iPad? So the youanker ipe it out of 0:12:26.480 --> 0:12:31.360 her hand. She has messaged this man seven times, going hi, 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:33.640 thanks for the booking, no worries. It's from my auntie Monda, 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.880 who's in a wheelchair. She has polio, she's not well. Thanks. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.240 Did you go to guy me Bay High School? I 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.839 think I know your wife, Julie. Listen, the economy is tough, 0:12:43.080 --> 0:12:46.520 my daughter is sick. Could you do a good price? Actually, 0:12:46.720 --> 0:12:50.000 just text me, actually, just email me. So this man 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:53.280 has gone, oh I'm being scammed. This is clearly a scammer. 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:54.960 But Michelle ruree. 0:12:54.679 --> 0:12:57.719 Scammer would have that much information. No, no, but I 0:12:57.760 --> 0:12:59.800 agree it's all coming from the Airbnb app. 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.719 This was all coming from Mitchchury, so that's where she's 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:03.920 made the error. Correct. 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.160 He's like, I don't know a Mitch Chury that went 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:09.079 to high school with my wife. Correct, because he's twenty 0:13:09.160 --> 0:13:09.720 years younger. 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:13.600 But Mum just doesn't understand that you don't communicate with 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:15.320 people like you're talking to them at the local bakery. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:16.920 Now on social media. It's Airbnb. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.440 But also classic cheery shit right there, the haggling. Yeah, 0:13:20.440 --> 0:13:23.280 oh that's where you get it, mate, I look where 0:13:23.320 --> 0:13:23.760 it's gotten you. 0:13:23.880 --> 0:13:26.760 Now, she still doesn't actually transfer me for two and 0:13:26.800 --> 0:13:28.840 a half grand I need to chase that up. 0:13:29.040 --> 0:13:30.720 Are you ready for my a gym? 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.440 I'm ready. I'm nervous about your stress levels, Mitchell. 0:13:33.640 --> 0:13:36.920 Oh okay, Well let's get into it. 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:38.120 Is it just me? 0:13:40.640 --> 0:13:45.120 Is there an enormous difference between a good GP and 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:46.120 a bad GP? 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:46.800 Oh? 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:48.760 My god, Yes. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.160 There's no middle ground. You're either dog shit or you 0:13:51.240 --> 0:13:52.640 are above and beyond brilliant. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.680 I feel totally you're in love with them or you 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:57.600 dread going to Yes, exactly did you find your GP 0:13:57.640 --> 0:13:58.320 because she was missing? 0:13:58.400 --> 0:13:58.600 Yeah? 0:13:58.600 --> 0:14:01.800 I remember how I was mentioning last week that doctor Madeline, 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.480 who was my go to GP. It was the first 0:14:04.520 --> 0:14:07.280 time I had a go to favorite GP since moving 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:09.800 out of home as an adult. She was my go 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:12.640 to like three or four years ago. And then she 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:14.959 went on eternity leave. I moved to a different suburb. 0:14:15.040 --> 0:14:17.880 We got him high. Yeah, and then she ended up 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:19.920 working at a GP just down the road for me, 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:21.480 and I was like, fuck, yeah, I want to get 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:22.120 back in with her. 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:23.840 You had to book in you were a new patient. 0:14:24.000 --> 0:14:26.240 Yeah, there was like a very long waiting list, and 0:14:26.240 --> 0:14:28.080 so I booked an appointment and I said to you, 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:29.480 I'm just gonna have to make some shit up because 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:29.960 I'm not ill. 0:14:30.160 --> 0:14:32.120 Yes, but you wanted to get in front of her, Yes. 0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:35.400 I did, so I'm in the system. So I went 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:37.000 and I was like, what am I going to raise 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:39.200 with her? I don't know what the fuck to talk 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:39.760 to her about. 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:41.880 And then I'm also the healthiest you've ever been. You've 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:44.360 lost all that weight, you're looking snatched, you're doing your pilates, 0:14:44.400 --> 0:14:46.000 your skin's on point, your hair's thick. 0:14:47.120 --> 0:14:52.400 She actually said, I feel lost weight, Madeline seat normal 0:14:52.480 --> 0:14:55.760 shithouse GPS. Wouldn't remember what you looked like four years ago, 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:58.400 of course, of course, and I walked in and she goes, 0:14:58.480 --> 0:15:03.680 you look familiar. Oh I lo, yes, perfect. But anyway, 0:15:03.680 --> 0:15:04.760 point bang, I was like, what am I going to 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.000 talk to her about? I have to feign something. And 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:10.000 then I thought, oh, I know, I'll get a second opinion. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:13.080 Oh, it's very smart, because. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.920 You guys might have noticed that a lot of the 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:19.000 time when we're here in the studio, I'm constantly fucking 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:22.360 putting pain relief spray on my neck, putting voltaire and 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:24.800 on the neck. I've just got a constant sore neck. 0:15:24.680 --> 0:15:26.400 Basically, you've got a pot of it in your house. 0:15:26.400 --> 0:15:28.680 When you walk in, You've got like seven different next prays. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.000 And I'm always just like, oh, comment, it's killing me today. 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:32.040 How many times have you heard that? 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:32.480 Yeah? 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.800 Seven? Seven? Yeah? Oh this week? This week? Right, Okay, 0:15:36.360 --> 0:15:39.680 you're really downplaying the fucking issue here, No. Seven, You're 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:41.560 in pain. You're like my Auntie Mondo at this point. 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:45.400 So I went to a GP in like September October. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.960 I said, all year I had this really persistent pain 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:51.120 in my neck on the right hand side, specifically like 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:53.960 halfway between the spine and my right ear. Don't tell 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:55.920 me she found it tumor, Like it's halfway between there. 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:56.800 Yeah. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:01.440 And this GP was very dismissive the ship and he goes, ah, 0:16:01.800 --> 0:16:05.760 just use voltain and neuropan and I said, mate, I'm 0:16:05.800 --> 0:16:08.000 already doing that. I don't think you understand. It's that 0:16:08.080 --> 0:16:11.080 a point where I've realized there's obviously something wrong. That's 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:13.680 why I'm at a fucking GP. Just the at home 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:15.240 remedy's an't cutting it anymore. 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.040 Not working. And so I had to really twist. 0:16:16.720 --> 0:16:18.160 His arm and say, can you at least send me 0:16:18.200 --> 0:16:20.040 for a scan or something? Because he was so prepared 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:24.040 to just be like, fucking keep putting voltaran on. So 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.760 I went and got the scan done on my neck 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.560 after almost a year of neck pain, and then they 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.040 sent the report to the GP. Of course I can't 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:33.720 bloody access it, can I. I have to go back 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:36.240 to the same dog shit a GP so that he 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:36.800 can tell. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:38.280 Me what the reports them. 0:16:38.480 --> 0:16:41.240 And he goes, yeah, I'm all good, nothing to worry about. 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:44.520 And then I was like, okay, sure, so what do 0:16:44.560 --> 0:16:46.680 I do? And he goes, just keep putting voltarain on 0:16:46.720 --> 0:16:50.040 your neck and having neurophone. Another ninety bucks going through 0:16:50.040 --> 0:16:52.480 all these hoops, Yeah, another ninety bucks, all this shit. 0:16:52.560 --> 0:16:55.280 Got the scan done and still no answer, And so 0:16:55.360 --> 0:16:56.880 I was like, right, I've got in a point with Madeline. 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.440 Maybe I'll just ask her opinion. She was able to 0:16:59.440 --> 0:17:03.040 access my records the exact same report that this clown 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:05.200 read to me and said there's nothing wrong. She goes, 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:06.760 You've got a bulging disc. 0:17:07.680 --> 0:17:09.040 Oh my god. 0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:10.840 I knew it. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.240 I knew there was something going on there. How the 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:18.600 fuck can two gps read the exact same report and 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:21.760 in the bottom in bold conclusion, he has a bulging 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:25.120 disc in the C five whatever they part of the neck. 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:28.480 They both read the same thing and delivered very different news. 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:30.240 He was like, yeah, it's fine, and she goes, oh 0:17:30.280 --> 0:17:33.480 my god, you've been living with chronic pain for over 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:38.840 twelve months. I have thank you so validating. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:43.560 Yeah, oh my god, and she says voltaire in and neurophi. No, 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:45.880 I've got to go to physio and potentially get bloody 0:17:46.119 --> 0:17:49.359 needles in the neck. What's that stuff that accupuncture? No? No, no, 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:55.200 an actual injection quartzon quartz Yeah, okay there, Oh, Mitchell, Well, 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:58.080 I'm very I'm happy you found answers. I know, right, 0:17:58.160 --> 0:18:01.040 what's that that first GP's number, because Wiggins might need 0:18:01.119 --> 0:18:02.119 to call him? 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:06.840 Well, wouldn't you believe he's the practice manager and the 0:18:06.840 --> 0:18:08.120 medical center's now closed? 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:09.200 Oh you're kidding. 0:18:09.440 --> 0:18:11.919 I never kid. Wow. Interesting because she says to me, 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:13.960 maybe you should make a complaint with the practice manager, 0:18:14.000 --> 0:18:16.200 and I said, well, he is the practice manager and 0:18:16.240 --> 0:18:18.359 he sin's gone under, which is nice. That's fine, good 0:18:18.440 --> 0:18:19.120 riddence to him. 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:22.600 Wowhich, I'm happy for you. That's genuinely bulging discers. Any 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:25.360 sort of chronic pain is heavy. Yeah. 0:18:25.520 --> 0:18:27.359 I still haven't made a physio appointment, yet. 0:18:27.200 --> 0:18:28.719 You make sure you do it dealing with it. Can 0:18:28.760 --> 0:18:30.159 we see it? Can you turn to the side or 0:18:30.200 --> 0:18:30.440 is it. 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:33.040 Not aasible It's more an internal thing. She got the 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:34.920 diagram up and was explaining it to me, and I 0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:36.480 was still kind of like, I don't know what that means. 0:18:37.000 --> 0:18:40.000 It's like the fluid between the what do they called 0:18:40.000 --> 0:18:41.119 the spine of the discs. 0:18:41.160 --> 0:18:43.639 Yeah, I don't know. Okay, Fair, I'm really happy for you. 0:18:43.680 --> 0:18:44.359 That's really good. 0:18:44.480 --> 0:18:46.480 You're really happy for me and my bulging disc game. 0:18:46.600 --> 0:18:49.080 No, no, no, I'm just happy that you're validating me too, 0:18:49.119 --> 0:18:51.840 because I have found it. I've got doctor Hunter. Oh 0:18:51.880 --> 0:18:53.720 my god, it's the nicest thing in the world. 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:55.920 Either one you've been seeing since your circumcision. 0:18:56.359 --> 0:18:59.800 No, No, that's doctor sad oxy action Matt. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, 0:19:00.000 --> 0:19:00.520 it's terrible. 0:19:00.760 --> 0:19:00.920 Yeah. 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:03.040 I got diagnosed with sleep apnea and then doctor sides 0:19:03.080 --> 0:19:04.679 like you don't need to treat it, So I'm like, 0:19:04.720 --> 0:19:07.320 fuck you, I'm never going to see you again. Yeah. Anyway, 0:19:07.320 --> 0:19:09.400 then my mum still sees him because the family doctor, 0:19:09.440 --> 0:19:11.320 and he said, I'm so glad I had sleep apnea 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:14.440 went away. He hasn't been in years yes, that's why, 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:16.879 because it disappeared and I don't need to see you. 0:19:16.920 --> 0:19:19.160 Piece of shit deliverous with that some of them. Why 0:19:19.160 --> 0:19:22.639 would you spend all that time at university studying to 0:19:22.680 --> 0:19:27.080 become a doctor only to not actually engage in the doctoring? Yeah, 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:29.880 the doctor's not doctor. Why the fuck did you bother 0:19:29.920 --> 0:19:30.760 becoming qualified? 0:19:30.800 --> 0:19:33.760 At that point, it's just gossip. You're just sitting there 0:19:33.920 --> 0:19:37.240 hearing people's issues. You're just bitching. Why to be there? 0:19:37.440 --> 0:19:40.200 It literally is gossiping. But the old shit GP who's 0:19:40.240 --> 0:19:43.400 now out of business. Yeah, I did have a good 0:19:43.640 --> 0:19:46.080 bonding moment with him because I went in to get 0:19:46.080 --> 0:19:48.960 a prescription for nicotine patches because it's cheaper if a 0:19:49.000 --> 0:19:49.840 GP prescribes. 0:19:49.880 --> 0:19:50.000 Yes. 0:19:50.240 --> 0:19:52.960 Yes, And he was like, ah, you quitting vapes since? Yeah, 0:19:52.960 --> 0:19:55.520 And he goes, Oh, it's tough, isn't it. I'm quitting too. 0:19:55.720 --> 0:19:57.360 I've been hooked on the vape. And I'm like, you're 0:19:57.400 --> 0:19:58.240 a doctor. 0:19:59.600 --> 0:20:02.639 Did you, of all people not know the risk? 0:20:02.760 --> 0:20:04.840 Or you would have known and you still went there anyway? 0:20:05.000 --> 0:20:07.320 And he's like, look, I've got a nickteen gum in. 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:09.840 So we bonded over that's so funny. 0:20:09.840 --> 0:20:12.560 He's probably telling other people to quit vaping total. 0:20:12.640 --> 0:20:14.240 Yeah, and he can empathize. 0:20:14.280 --> 0:20:18.719 It's tough, man, Mitchelle, Are you sure he was a doctor? 0:20:19.920 --> 0:20:20.120 Yeah? 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:22.480 His his GP practices on the street and he sat 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:25.800 on a milk crate, and yeah, he had heaps and 0:20:25.800 --> 0:20:27.680 needles around him, so I know he worked with bloods. 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:28.960 You can only assume. 0:20:30.320 --> 0:20:33.719 Just when someone says you're a doctor, you believe? Who 0:20:33.800 --> 0:20:37.800 is that? The injection clinic, the methadone clinic. They're good, 0:20:37.800 --> 0:20:39.760 they're good for Is. 0:20:39.760 --> 0:20:40.879 It just me? 0:20:43.080 --> 0:20:46.880 You should follow these idiots online search a couple of mitches. 0:20:48.359 --> 0:20:49.800 Do you want to hear the pitch now? Or should 0:20:49.800 --> 0:20:51.480 I do that after talk back? Well, this is Mitch's 0:20:51.520 --> 0:20:52.080 mega pitch. 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:52.840 I want it now. 0:20:53.040 --> 0:20:55.400 Big pitch, A big pitch. So I love an assonance. 0:20:56.080 --> 0:20:58.960 You know this about me? No, of course, would you 0:20:59.000 --> 0:21:03.359 like some deradic hit music? Sure? Actually it's not like 0:21:03.800 --> 0:21:07.520 a daunting pitch. I feel like it's. 0:21:06.520 --> 0:21:09.680 An opportunity, an idea for us as a team. 0:21:09.800 --> 0:21:11.600 Okay, all right, we can make that happen. 0:21:11.800 --> 0:21:17.320 Okay, So I guess the first question should be do 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:21.040 I either of you already have plans for Marty Grand Night, 0:21:21.960 --> 0:21:25.520 the parade night, the Sydney Gay Pride Parade. For those 0:21:25.760 --> 0:21:30.200 listening overseas, Marty grand Night, are you doing anything? I'm 0:21:30.240 --> 0:21:31.680 not fabulous. 0:21:32.960 --> 0:21:34.679 One of my best friends from high school has just 0:21:34.720 --> 0:21:38.000 come out, Kristian. Round of appause. Christian, she's never been 0:21:38.040 --> 0:21:38.800 to a Marti gra before. 0:21:38.800 --> 0:21:41.520 You've got a sound effect that was really underwhelming. Round 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:41.919 of applause. 0:21:42.280 --> 0:21:47.240 She's just come out as gay. Congratulations to Kristin. She's lesbian. 0:21:47.600 --> 0:21:52.440 They love animals? What they love animals? Lesbians love horses. 0:21:53.800 --> 0:21:57.440 No, that's not me saying gay men love ketamine. That's 0:21:57.440 --> 0:21:58.480 a bit of a generalization. 0:21:58.640 --> 0:22:01.439 That's not what I meant. Okay, she's come out. This 0:22:01.480 --> 0:22:05.360 will be her first Marti grap Stop. She's a ship right, 0:22:05.480 --> 0:22:06.360 she built ships. 0:22:06.400 --> 0:22:09.040 Stop with the sound effects. Answer the question do you 0:22:09.040 --> 0:22:09.800 have plans? 0:22:10.280 --> 0:22:12.359 I think I'm free. I think i'm free. I should 0:22:12.400 --> 0:22:15.040 be free. I should be free Marti graat parade night. Why? Okay, 0:22:15.640 --> 0:22:17.800 I don't like this should be the situation. 0:22:17.400 --> 0:22:19.960 You always use. This should be when you don't actually 0:22:19.960 --> 0:22:23.159 want to do it. You've given yourself the opportunity to 0:22:23.200 --> 0:22:23.840 sit on the fence. 0:22:23.840 --> 0:22:24.800 Oh yeah, I've given myself. 0:22:24.840 --> 0:22:26.520 You don't like the pitch you're going to go. Actually, 0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:29.320 Kristin definitely is counting on me to be there. 0:22:29.880 --> 0:22:31.320 Do you think I'm making Kristin up? 0:22:32.359 --> 0:22:37.080 Frankly? Yes, you're good at that anyway, I am free. 0:22:37.200 --> 0:22:40.680 The reason I'm asking is because you might remember ages 0:22:40.720 --> 0:22:42.919 ago on the podcast we had Sean Zepp's on as 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:43.240 a guest. 0:22:43.359 --> 0:22:45.560 I love Sean's I like him a lot. 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:47.479 And I don't remember how it came up, but we 0:22:47.480 --> 0:22:51.320 were talking about wouldn't it be lovely to go to 0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:53.840 the Marti Gras parade or be in the parade even 0:22:54.160 --> 0:22:55.399 with our mothers? 0:22:55.920 --> 0:22:56.080 Yes? 0:22:56.240 --> 0:22:57.080 Do you remember we said that. 0:22:57.119 --> 0:23:00.119 We're like, I wouldn't that be nuhe that'd beautiful? Yes? Yes, yes, 0:23:00.200 --> 0:23:00.560 yes I do. 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:04.320 What if I said I can actually make that happen? 0:23:05.600 --> 0:23:08.720 Oh Na, He's pricked up and I'm suddenly thinking, fuck you, Kristen. 0:23:10.000 --> 0:23:15.200 Back in the closet for you, bitch or the stable as. 0:23:15.320 --> 0:23:19.960 I am extremely intrigued. You're talking Michelle, You're talking Jane. 0:23:20.760 --> 0:23:21.720 To check their avails. 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:24.560 It's just a pitch at this point. Okay. I like 0:23:24.800 --> 0:23:27.200 anything that my mum can get involved, and I love 0:23:27.280 --> 0:23:29.159 missus Chew. So we might have to give him a 0:23:29.240 --> 0:23:32.000 ring and check if they're available. Okay, before we give 0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:34.159 it the official lock in, But what's the pit? What 0:23:34.280 --> 0:23:34.560 is it? 0:23:34.760 --> 0:23:39.119 Well, Saun's organizing a float in the parade, you know, 0:23:39.200 --> 0:23:40.640 his queer community group. 0:23:40.680 --> 0:23:43.040 They're not for property run correct, what's it called? Shouted out? 0:23:43.119 --> 0:23:43.320 Usion? 0:23:44.840 --> 0:23:45.640 I'm already in. 0:23:46.080 --> 0:23:48.639 I'm already doing the parade on the Fusion Pride float. 0:23:48.920 --> 0:23:50.399 But a few people are dropped out, so there's a 0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:51.720 couple of spots that need to be filled. 0:23:51.880 --> 0:23:55.200 So I'm just a fucking ring in. I wasn't first 0:23:55.200 --> 0:23:57.680 pick Jack Vision's got a two fake so. 0:23:57.640 --> 0:23:58.159 Can't turn up. 0:23:58.200 --> 0:23:59.360 So get it's cheering his mother? 0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:05.480 Is how you respond to all invitations? Do you ever 0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:07.520 wonder why you spend most weekends at home? 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:07.600 Oh? 0:24:08.119 --> 0:24:11.520 I have invitations? Okay, that's exciting. 0:24:13.040 --> 0:24:16.719 So that's the pitch. 0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:19.919 Oh, I love it. What will we be doing on 0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:21.800 the float? We'd be on with our mothers. 0:24:22.080 --> 0:24:25.639 If they're on board. Basically, we floated this idea of 0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:27.600 ages ago, and I'm telling you that I can actually 0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:28.320 make it happen. 0:24:28.520 --> 0:24:30.639 So cool, and so far all you've done is s 0:24:30.640 --> 0:24:33.360 bit abusive. Now I'm not I'm trying to I'm trying 0:24:33.400 --> 0:24:37.000 to keep it entertaining. It's a podcast. I love it. 0:24:37.480 --> 0:24:39.360 So Jenna and her mum is invited. 0:24:39.560 --> 0:24:42.640 If Jenna's mum wants to come short, and it'd be. 0:24:42.560 --> 0:24:44.040 A guaranteed spot on the float. 0:24:44.160 --> 0:24:47.440 There's actually there's seven spots free, but actually I've already 0:24:47.480 --> 0:24:50.119 got one of them, so you don't. We don't need Mitchill, 0:24:50.240 --> 0:24:53.040 Michelle or else it four we need four spots. We've 0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:55.000 got those. We've got those to play with it. 0:24:55.359 --> 0:24:57.200 What would I have to wear? What's what's the theme 0:24:57.200 --> 0:24:59.240 of the shirt that we. 0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:01.960 All wear a matching sh and then you just express yourself. 0:25:01.640 --> 0:25:02.440 Through your shorts. 0:25:02.680 --> 0:25:06.040 It's not I'm actually getting mine tailored into a singler 0:25:06.080 --> 0:25:07.159 because I want it to be a singler. 0:25:07.200 --> 0:25:11.920 Oh but it is. I can wear the shirt. Yeah, 0:25:12.040 --> 0:25:14.719 I mean you are? I mean, oh my god, I 0:25:14.720 --> 0:25:18.720 mean of course. I mean why wouldn't I not be 0:25:18.800 --> 0:25:20.920 in wait? Can we invite lesbian Kristen? 0:25:21.600 --> 0:25:23.000 I don't see why not if she wants to do 0:25:23.000 --> 0:25:23.480 it as well. 0:25:23.560 --> 0:25:25.560 She's never been on to Martigre in her life. She's 0:25:25.640 --> 0:25:26.200 just come out. 0:25:26.640 --> 0:25:29.119 I mean, this isn't me discouraging the idea. She's more 0:25:29.160 --> 0:25:31.280 than welcome. Is that throwing someone in the deep end? 0:25:31.600 --> 0:25:33.320 Coming out of the closet and then being immediately in 0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.040 the parade. That might be a bit much, but floated with. 0:25:34.960 --> 0:25:37.119 It, with it. Oh my god. Should we call our mums? 0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:38.320 Yeah, we have to check it. 0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:40.560 They're free. Oh my god. That's so exciting because I. 0:25:40.520 --> 0:25:42.520 Haven't even mentioned this to Jane. This is just a pitch, 0:25:42.640 --> 0:25:43.080 as we know. 0:25:43.200 --> 0:25:44.119 Of course. Well I'm in. 0:25:44.160 --> 0:25:47.000 I'm confirming if this is Jane's number, okay, because wouldn't 0:25:47.040 --> 0:25:49.600 they just froth it? And also our mothers have never met. 0:25:49.640 --> 0:25:51.600 I can just imagine it. They would get along like 0:25:51.600 --> 0:25:52.240 a house on fire. 0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:54.560 Last we spoke to your mum, she was was it 0:25:54.560 --> 0:25:55.280 your comedy shirt? 0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:56.280 Yes? 0:25:56.960 --> 0:26:01.400 Here we go calling Jane. 0:26:02.480 --> 0:26:02.800 Hello. 0:26:03.240 --> 0:26:05.600 Oh hello, hi Jane, it's your sons. 0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:07.080 Hello. 0:26:07.760 --> 0:26:10.440 How are you going good? You're on the podcast to say, 0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:12.320 you know, I've got a pitch. 0:26:12.080 --> 0:26:12.880 For you, Jane. 0:26:13.640 --> 0:26:17.840 Oh the sound series. Happy New Susan. By the way, everyone, Jane. 0:26:17.680 --> 0:26:20.600 Thank you. I'm playing a dramatic drone because it's Mitch's 0:26:20.600 --> 0:26:21.080 big pitch. 0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:24.520 Okay, let's go. I'm ready. 0:26:25.080 --> 0:26:27.560 So, Jane, are you free on the second of March 0:26:27.600 --> 0:26:29.760 It's a Saturday. 0:26:31.160 --> 0:26:38.000 No, not in the slightest What are you doing on 0:26:38.040 --> 0:26:38.600 the second. 0:26:38.880 --> 0:26:42.879 Is that a Saturday, Yes, I'll be down on the 0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:47.520 South coast at the what's the Cold Red Hot Summer 0:26:47.640 --> 0:26:49.159 Tour is. 0:26:49.200 --> 0:26:49.760 Putting that on? 0:26:49.960 --> 0:26:50.480 Yeah, that's. 0:26:54.240 --> 0:26:55.280 Saturday, Susy. 0:26:57.160 --> 0:27:01.360 Yes, I'm really excited about it. A nice house right 0:27:01.400 --> 0:27:05.159 on the water. After three nights, I've heard it. 0:27:05.200 --> 0:27:09.600 Frankly, well, rubbing salt in the wound actually my birthday present. 0:27:11.280 --> 0:27:14.720 Birthday, Yeah, I hope you have the best time. 0:27:14.760 --> 0:27:17.119 What if I offered you an even more tempting present 0:27:17.480 --> 0:27:18.399 and you've got to choose? 0:27:19.320 --> 0:27:19.520 Like what? 0:27:20.520 --> 0:27:24.639 Well, Mitch and I had this lovely idea that we 0:27:24.680 --> 0:27:27.360 would go in the Mardi Gras parade with our mother's. 0:27:29.119 --> 0:27:30.359 I would have the best. 0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:33.440 Time, you would, Michelle, My mum would be there. She's 0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:35.800 sixty as well. You've got so much in common, You've 0:27:35.800 --> 0:27:36.760 got gay mitches. 0:27:37.560 --> 0:27:40.320 I know like it's going to happen, really, doesn't it? 0:27:41.560 --> 0:27:42.160 On the wall? 0:27:42.800 --> 0:27:43.000 Yeah? 0:27:43.160 --> 0:27:47.359 Book me into next year, Yeah for sure, Jane, Sorry 0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:49.240 to oh my god, I understand that. 0:27:52.280 --> 0:27:53.840 That is going to be a good show. 0:27:54.000 --> 0:27:54.920 Should we bother trying? 0:27:55.000 --> 0:27:58.840 Michelle, that's just going to be rubbing my face in it. 0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:01.159 If she's there and my mum is it's like that 0:28:01.320 --> 0:28:03.040 day at school when it was to bring your parents 0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:04.680 to work day and she got tired up on the 0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:06.440 farm and she never turned up physically. 0:28:08.200 --> 0:28:13.120 Yeah, you're close to Bilangalo estate. I'm not, you're close. 0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:19.400 They're actually hello Michelle speaking hello Mom. It's Mitch and Mitch. 0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:22.159 Hi, Hi, Hi everyone? 0:28:22.280 --> 0:28:23.480 How are you good? 0:28:24.640 --> 0:28:24.880 Yeah? 0:28:25.119 --> 0:28:25.760 What do you want to do? 0:28:26.119 --> 0:28:28.399 You want to extend the invitation to you? 0:28:29.000 --> 0:28:30.880 Mitch has a pitch for you. Mumm, He's got something 0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:31.800 he'd like to offer you. 0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:32.080 Now. 0:28:32.200 --> 0:28:34.400 You do not have to say yes, get your diary out. 0:28:35.720 --> 0:28:37.879 There's no pressure, but I know you'd love it. 0:28:38.040 --> 0:28:41.880 Are you free on Saturday the second of March? 0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:50.840 Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm really not. 0:28:53.040 --> 0:28:53.200 Well. 0:28:53.320 --> 0:28:56.880 We've got marks to Auntie's eighties birthday. 0:28:57.200 --> 0:29:01.880 Oh wait, Auntie Manda Annie's birthday. Oh god, that's what 0:29:02.000 --> 0:29:04.280 the airbnb was for. You still owe your son too? 0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:06.000 Grand By the way, Michelle. 0:29:06.480 --> 0:29:07.640 Oh no, why what? 0:29:08.120 --> 0:29:08.360 What? What? 0:29:08.520 --> 0:29:09.480 What's on offer? 0:29:10.160 --> 0:29:13.040 We were going to invite you to be in the 0:29:13.160 --> 0:29:15.440 Mardi Gras parade with us, but we'll just operate on 0:29:15.520 --> 0:29:17.520 the assumption that you're homophobic. Goodbye. 0:29:18.800 --> 0:29:21.360 Oh no, she said. The thought the Marti Gral was 0:29:21.400 --> 0:29:21.920 a week. 0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:25.200 After, No, mom, how dare Auntie Monda have her eightieth 0:29:25.240 --> 0:29:26.440 on the on the Mardi Gras? 0:29:27.320 --> 0:29:29.760 Well, Look, I would have been my pleasure to support 0:29:29.800 --> 0:29:31.440 you all, but I'm pretty sure that. 0:29:31.840 --> 0:29:32.880 I have to get my diary. 0:29:33.200 --> 0:29:34.760 But I'm pretty sure that's the weekend. 0:29:35.800 --> 0:29:36.800 Is it a Saturday night? 0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:38.120 Yeah? It is. 0:29:39.760 --> 0:29:40.040 All right? 0:29:40.120 --> 0:29:41.600 Sorry tunnel she's gone. 0:29:43.960 --> 0:29:46.600 Well don't we feel really warm inside? Right now? 0:29:46.840 --> 0:29:47.040 Wow? 0:29:47.880 --> 0:29:50.400 Fuck? Both our mothers could not care less? 0:29:50.840 --> 0:29:54.320 Wasn't Sean Zepp's describing that magical moment when he within 0:29:54.400 --> 0:29:55.840 a Pride parade with his mother, And that's when we 0:29:55.960 --> 0:29:56.640 came up with the idea. 0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:01.520 And now our mothers are both booked. We bother bother 0:30:01.640 --> 0:30:02.280 calling Rosman. 0:30:02.840 --> 0:30:02.880 No. 0:30:03.080 --> 0:30:05.120 I think she because she doesn't like being in front 0:30:05.160 --> 0:30:05.520 of people. 0:30:07.040 --> 0:30:09.240 She likes being exclusively behind people. 0:30:09.920 --> 0:30:12.560 She just doesn't like being what audience? 0:30:12.600 --> 0:30:13.560 Okay, oh that's fair. 0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:16.880 So you're not going to picture to her? Yeah? Okay, 0:30:16.920 --> 0:30:18.120 oh yeah, picture to it. That's fine. 0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:19.680 See see where we go in her own time? 0:30:19.720 --> 0:30:20.840 Yeah, okay, I'll ask her. 0:30:20.880 --> 0:30:23.000 Well, I mean, I'm down. Let me see what Christens doing. 0:30:23.120 --> 0:30:25.200 It could be very fun for her, good first experience. 0:30:25.400 --> 0:30:28.160 Yeah, no, it suns around. So you can either do 0:30:28.480 --> 0:30:30.960 a dancing role or just a walking role. 0:30:31.160 --> 0:30:32.640 It's up to you. You can see the walking role 0:30:32.720 --> 0:30:33.800 or the dancing Can I let you know what a 0:30:33.880 --> 0:30:35.360 later date read what role twos? 0:30:35.760 --> 0:30:38.240 Yeah, of course, I honestly assume you'd go for walking. 0:30:38.560 --> 0:30:42.240 Yes, I'm walking. I think I do walking. All right, 0:30:42.280 --> 0:30:43.960 Well lock me in. Yeah, let me talk to Kristin 0:30:44.000 --> 0:30:45.880 and we can go from there. Okay, well, I'll lock 0:30:45.960 --> 0:30:49.480 you in. Yep. Correct. Are you sure it's locked? I've 0:30:49.520 --> 0:30:50.760 just played the sund effect. I mean I have to 0:30:50.800 --> 0:30:54.080 talk to Chris pending what she's doing because she's scared 0:30:54.120 --> 0:30:56.760 for her first martograph. I would love to be in. 0:30:56.800 --> 0:30:58.440 A flight is an after party? 0:30:58.520 --> 0:30:59.080 Are you locked in? 0:30:59.320 --> 0:30:59.840 I'm locked in? 0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:01.520 Lock me lock her in? 0:31:01.760 --> 0:31:05.520 So it's a seventy five dollar fee, Yeah, but it's 0:31:05.600 --> 0:31:08.120 towards the No, it's all just going to mander. 0:31:08.240 --> 0:31:11.040 But I could pop it on the kiddy. Okay, yeah, 0:31:11.080 --> 0:31:13.360 put on the business. It's a business expense. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, 0:31:13.360 --> 0:31:15.520 sure and that includes your shirt obviously. Yeah no, what 0:31:15.640 --> 0:31:17.920 no doubt? Yeah, I mean yeah, of course sounds fun. 0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:22.040 You're sure, yes, okay, I mean definitely, I'm going to 0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:25.719 the Bondo beach party with Slater when I think that's 0:31:25.760 --> 0:31:29.960 the interesting as if so fi other spects, there wouldn't 0:31:29.960 --> 0:31:32.800 be what you lead with. I'm a slader boy, fair enough? 0:31:33.280 --> 0:31:36.760 All right, that's exciting. Well TBC on that. Also, good 0:31:36.800 --> 0:31:39.480 to know our mother's TV. No updates on this is 0:31:39.560 --> 0:31:42.000 locked in? No updates on that, updates. 0:31:41.600 --> 0:31:43.560 On it on the show this is happening? 0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:43.960 Yeah? 0:31:44.120 --> 0:31:47.360 Can I get a I can't get like a written agreement, 0:31:47.440 --> 0:31:48.920 But can we like shake on it so that I 0:31:49.000 --> 0:31:49.960 can count on Mitchell? 0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:52.560 But what if my friend Kristen shake on it? 0:31:52.720 --> 0:31:53.840 I've extended my hand. 0:31:56.320 --> 0:31:57.760 It is this to be film missing? 0:31:58.040 --> 0:31:58.240 Yeah? 0:31:58.320 --> 0:32:01.280 Okay, yeah we do. I don't even need to shake 0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:02.880 in it with Jenna. I take her it at word. 0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:06.959 I completely agree those are locked on? All right? Sure, agreed, 0:32:07.680 --> 0:32:09.240 But let's not half half about it. How are you 0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:10.440 making me feel pressured? 0:32:11.480 --> 0:32:11.520 No? 0:32:11.560 --> 0:32:12.320 I don't want a pressure. 0:32:12.800 --> 0:32:14.840 It's your choice and you've chosen yes, So let's move 0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:16.600 on before we have the chance to back out. It 0:32:16.880 --> 0:32:18.360 be so much fun, I'm sure it will. 0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:19.640 Should we do talkback things? 0:32:19.720 --> 0:32:19.880 Yeah? 0:32:19.880 --> 0:32:20.320 Before we go? 0:32:20.560 --> 0:32:22.720 Why not? It's been a while. Let's jump in. 0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:27.719 No, when our age listens to talkback radio, do they? 0:32:27.760 --> 0:32:29.040 It's all old widows. 0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:31.160 I actually don't think the old widows even listen. I 0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:33.080 think they sort of lie there while at plays to 0:32:33.160 --> 0:32:33.960 keep their heart beating. 0:32:34.720 --> 0:32:37.480 And those that can still operate a phone and yes, 0:32:37.600 --> 0:32:39.120 somewhat of a conversation they call up. 0:32:39.120 --> 0:32:40.840 It's probably the same sort of clowns that were on 0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:41.600 Jenn's cruise. 0:32:41.840 --> 0:32:42.040 Yeah. 0:32:42.520 --> 0:32:44.440 I will say though, as someone who is a broadcaster 0:32:44.520 --> 0:32:46.640 for a living, there is a charm about live radio. 0:32:46.840 --> 0:32:49.480 Are It's so nice? That's what you and I bond over. 0:32:49.560 --> 0:32:52.040 That's where the friendship really started. We both love live radio. 0:32:52.160 --> 0:32:53.680 And I would assume that a lot of these old 0:32:53.720 --> 0:32:56.520 people that listen to talk back radio, like the really 0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:59.160 really old ones, they wouldn't have things like Facebook, so 0:32:59.320 --> 0:33:00.880 it is a sense community for them. 0:33:01.000 --> 0:33:04.160 Yeah, oh they don't know otherwise. Yeah, this is their Facebook. 0:33:04.400 --> 0:33:06.440 But that doesn't mean that we can't have a little 0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:08.040 giggle at them behind their back, because we like to 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:10.040 bring you the cooked shit that we hear on talkback radio, 0:33:10.120 --> 0:33:12.200 particularly from John Laws. 0:33:12.400 --> 0:33:14.760 Yeah. Yeah, well, last time we discussed talkback teams, I 0:33:14.800 --> 0:33:16.320 think we all tried to ginger nut for the first 0:33:16.360 --> 0:33:17.320 time for the first time? 0:33:17.480 --> 0:33:18.960 Was that your first time trying dinger nuts? 0:33:19.440 --> 0:33:23.040 Those cookies? Yes, right, Yeah, they're stunning. Oh they're amazing. 0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:23.320 Yeah. 0:33:23.600 --> 0:33:25.440 I went home a border pack, did you. Yeah, they 0:33:25.440 --> 0:33:27.680 were delicious, But I bought the Audi ones and they're 0:33:27.760 --> 0:33:30.760 harder at Audi, which isn't afraid of some hard in 0:33:30.800 --> 0:33:31.520 his mouth anyway. 0:33:32.000 --> 0:33:36.080 I'm not so John Laws. He's notoriously a bit cranky, 0:33:36.800 --> 0:33:41.640 right famously, and sometimes he can have his wholesome moments. Yeah, 0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:45.600 and so someone called up to his talkback radio show 0:33:46.160 --> 0:33:49.640 and they just wanted to tell a joke, right cute 0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:51.200 that sounds like it could be wholesome. 0:33:51.320 --> 0:33:51.440 Ye. 0:33:52.360 --> 0:33:54.520 Do you want to guess which way John took it? 0:33:54.680 --> 0:33:56.000 Cranky or wholesome? 0:33:56.080 --> 0:33:58.200 I'm going to say cranky, maybe even offended. 0:33:58.520 --> 0:34:00.560 Okay, well take a list and find out. 0:34:01.160 --> 0:34:04.800 Taffy, are you there? I'm here all right, Taffy, Why 0:34:04.840 --> 0:34:05.840 have you called me today? 0:34:06.120 --> 0:34:10.040 I want to tell you a little joke. Teddy Bear 0:34:10.320 --> 0:34:13.640 goes for a job on the building side job Teddy Bear, 0:34:14.040 --> 0:34:16.080 teddy Bear, Yeah, And he goes up with the boss 0:34:16.280 --> 0:34:17.960 and the chance of a job, and the boss looks 0:34:17.960 --> 0:34:20.239 at the me and thinks, oh, Chris, I'll better give 0:34:20.280 --> 0:34:23.680 him a job. I don't love me for discrimination. So 0:34:23.880 --> 0:34:26.600 he starts off to work and he's really good, puts 0:34:26.680 --> 0:34:30.319 his tools down and goes for his lunch. And then 0:34:31.080 --> 0:34:34.880 when he comes back from lunch, his pick has been stolen. 0:34:35.520 --> 0:34:36.279 Is what you know? 0:34:36.360 --> 0:34:39.759 He pick you back the bus said, right, he said 0:34:39.760 --> 0:34:44.320 to the boss, someone stolen my pick. Okay, so I 0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:47.520 forgot to tell you. Today's the day that Teddy's aut 0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:48.480 pick nicked. 0:34:50.120 --> 0:34:51.640 Oh that's very bad. 0:34:52.239 --> 0:34:52.840 No it's not. 0:34:53.120 --> 0:34:54.000 Everyone laughs that. 0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:56.040 Intelligent people usually laugh. 0:34:56.560 --> 0:35:00.680 Oh no, not around here. That's very corny, Taffy, very corny. 0:35:01.000 --> 0:35:04.600 Oh no, oh yes, no, I've made a bit of 0:35:04.640 --> 0:35:06.640 money telling jokes stand up comedy. 0:35:07.200 --> 0:35:09.480 I do you they paid your money to make you 0:35:09.560 --> 0:35:10.760 sit down? I would imagine. 0:35:11.800 --> 0:35:17.000 Yes, that's terrible, John, Your program is so boring. Now 0:35:17.719 --> 0:35:19.279 that's why I try to put a joke in. 0:35:19.760 --> 0:35:23.000 Yes, you've made it worse. Could you tell me, Taffy, 0:35:23.360 --> 0:35:24.640 why is the program boring? 0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:26.799 Don't tell me it's your show? 0:35:27.480 --> 0:35:28.719 Well it is, No, it's not. 0:35:28.840 --> 0:35:29.439 It's our show. 0:35:29.560 --> 0:35:32.360 John, bull shit it to my show. Excuse me? 0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:34.320 Not without us? You bean nothing. 0:35:35.560 --> 0:35:37.080 You're just a nasty piece of work. 0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:40.560 Oh, dear, free speech, anything it's all gone. 0:35:40.920 --> 0:35:42.640 No it hasn't. Free speech still exists. 0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:45.920 No it doesn't, Yes it does, No it doesn't. 0:35:46.640 --> 0:35:48.879 Well, all right, so it doesn't. I don't know. Well 0:35:49.120 --> 0:35:49.840 who's silenced? 0:35:49.920 --> 0:35:49.960 You? 0:35:50.480 --> 0:35:52.719 Who would have tried? Didn't do good enough job? 0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:54.640 Don't you tell? 0:35:55.000 --> 0:35:57.120 With your comebacks? Christ not bad though. 0:35:57.200 --> 0:35:58.960 It's not a comeback. It's simply your comment. 0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:01.880 Yes you saw me, John, your bloody shit yourself. 0:36:02.440 --> 0:36:06.319 Uh, very careful what you say. 0:36:06.680 --> 0:36:08.960 I'm six foot five and you don't know nothing. 0:36:09.520 --> 0:36:13.600 Oh, come on, you raving old bully. He's stupid basard. 0:36:14.160 --> 0:36:15.400 I think you were mad, Taffy. 0:36:18.840 --> 0:36:25.120 No, we're all mad, and we're all racists, aren't. No, goodbye. 0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:29.440 He's an unpleasant man, that isn't he? 0:36:31.680 --> 0:36:32.560 That was incredible. 0:36:32.920 --> 0:36:35.320 That was my favorite base of John Law's audience. 0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:36.440 Incredible. 0:36:36.560 --> 0:36:38.719 That was the slowest fight I've ever heard of. 0:36:39.520 --> 0:36:40.440 Emotion there was. 0:36:40.520 --> 0:36:42.919 There was like fighting in slow motion, weren't they. Yes. 0:36:43.360 --> 0:36:46.160 At one point, Taffy is threatening to bash him. Ah, 0:36:46.800 --> 0:36:47.640 I can destroy you. 0:36:47.719 --> 0:36:48.880 I'm six foot five. 0:36:48.840 --> 0:36:52.279 And John's only come back. Oh oh oh oh he's 0:36:52.360 --> 0:36:53.240 stupid bathard. 0:36:53.760 --> 0:36:55.840 And then he's like that's a good comeback. 0:36:56.120 --> 0:36:58.040 Oh yeah. They were kind of enjoying it in a 0:36:58.080 --> 0:36:59.880 w Yeah, I've got another one for. 0:37:02.040 --> 0:37:05.000 It's not tappy. It's just another old idiot. 0:37:05.840 --> 0:37:06.040 Yep. 0:37:06.560 --> 0:37:08.799 So someone called through to John. I guess it could 0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:13.080 be John Laws's talent quest call through to do a 0:37:13.120 --> 0:37:13.960 bit of a recital. 0:37:14.320 --> 0:37:16.799 He is how it went, Robert Are you there? Yes? 0:37:16.960 --> 0:37:17.359 I am John. 0:37:17.400 --> 0:37:20.200 How are you very well? Thank you John. 0:37:20.239 --> 0:37:23.400 I'm just tell you to keep the dream alive. I 0:37:23.920 --> 0:37:26.439 played with the music. Can I can I play a song? 0:37:27.560 --> 0:37:29.600 Yeah? Yes you can if you want to. Yeah, what 0:37:29.719 --> 0:37:30.680 have you got to play around? 0:37:30.920 --> 0:37:32.359 I've got to play on an organ? 0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.080 Have you got an organ? Closer to the telephone? The 0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:38.160 organs are big things. 0:37:38.719 --> 0:37:41.000 I'm I'm more ready to go, John, all right? 0:37:41.080 --> 0:37:41.600 Well off you go? 0:37:42.000 --> 0:37:43.080 Okay John, well ticket? 0:37:44.760 --> 0:37:51.320 I thought he was ready. Here we go, Here we go, 0:37:51.480 --> 0:38:00.840 I think, Hey Robert, yes, John, come on mate. We 0:38:00.920 --> 0:38:01.759 can't wait all day. 0:38:02.640 --> 0:38:03.799 No, John, Sorry, I've. 0:38:05.520 --> 0:38:07.440 Right you ready there? 0:38:08.080 --> 0:38:14.080 Yeah, John, have already. Something's happened, something streep's happening. Well, 0:38:14.120 --> 0:38:15.799 I wanted to do for you another time, John, Sorry 0:38:15.800 --> 0:38:20.479 about that. What have you been John? 0:38:21.400 --> 0:38:24.040 I've been very well, thank you, But I'm worried about 0:38:24.080 --> 0:38:25.840 your instrument. What's happened to your instrument? 0:38:26.040 --> 0:38:29.800 Oh John, Look, come, something has happened. I don't know 0:38:29.840 --> 0:38:32.680 what's that. Look, I'll do it for another time, John, Actually, 0:38:32.680 --> 0:38:36.359 I don't want to waste time here, right. Oh yeah, 0:38:36.719 --> 0:38:39.680 so no, John, I've got a great family which I 0:38:41.080 --> 0:38:41.960 can't complain about. 0:38:42.600 --> 0:38:44.520 No, well, you wouldn't want to complain about them if 0:38:44.520 --> 0:38:44.919 they're good. 0:38:46.200 --> 0:38:49.360 And also, John, look, i'm a I love tennis. Actually 0:38:50.280 --> 0:38:52.520 I used to like Area Agacy when he played tennis. 0:38:53.200 --> 0:38:57.160 Yeah, my god, he was good. I love Andre too. Yeah. Yeah, 0:38:57.560 --> 0:39:00.560 Now I think we might have finished our conversation, have we, Robert. 0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:01.120 Yeah, I think we have. 0:39:01.280 --> 0:39:02.480 Jorn here, Okay, goodbye. 0:39:08.560 --> 0:39:11.400 I am taking notes once again. I'd love to end 0:39:11.480 --> 0:39:14.080 every conversation with that. I think we've finished our conversation, 0:39:14.200 --> 0:39:15.400 haven't we? All right? Goodbye? 0:39:15.960 --> 0:39:16.160 Yep. 0:39:18.560 --> 0:39:22.799 Aggressive rock music ever comes out of absolutely nowhere. He's 0:39:22.800 --> 0:39:25.560 still quick on the buttons, though, isn't he. I'mtually picking 0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:29.160 stuck in the lift of someone. You're like, okay, goodbye. 0:39:33.480 --> 0:39:33.680 Fuck. 0:39:33.719 --> 0:39:36.400 I wish we hadn't banned prank calls on the podcast. 0:39:37.160 --> 0:39:40.120 Imagine how funny it would be if Dot Wiggins called 0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:42.799 a radio station and said, I'm going to play the saxophone. 0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:48.839 You ready, here I go. You do a better impression. Actually, hello, 0:39:53.160 --> 0:39:56.719 the saxophone. You'd like to play the saxophone? Would you do? 0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:58.000 When you're ready? 0:40:00.080 --> 0:40:14.960 Told, I'm blowing John, if you go with the read who? Yeah? Okay, 0:40:15.600 --> 0:40:21.000 m hm not I'm worried about your instruments. I think 0:40:21.000 --> 0:40:23.000 we're all with management. Known for John has been fine 0:40:23.040 --> 0:40:32.919 for Little Drive. Mm hmm, oh John, Yes, you play 0:40:32.960 --> 0:40:33.560 your instrumental? 0:40:33.600 --> 0:40:33.799 Watch? 0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:41.479 Oh fuck, you have to end it? Oh well, I'm 0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:43.920 not quite fond of my family. I've got a gay grandson, 0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:47.160 a girl or boy, all of it transphobic, can't. 0:40:47.000 --> 0:40:48.839 We No, that's not very kind? 0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:56.759 Dos all right? Goodbye? That's a saying everybody, we're ready 0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:57.520 to go totally. 0:40:57.600 --> 0:40:58.040 I agree. 0:40:58.120 --> 0:41:01.160 Let's take over seventy years of broadcasting. Let's do it. 0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:03.280 You know what we need to do. Because we interviewed 0:41:03.360 --> 0:41:05.960 him in like twenty twenty or twenty twenty one, yeah, 0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:08.759 age of ago now, and it was kind of an 0:41:08.800 --> 0:41:10.879 open door policy. The producer said, he loved you guys. 0:41:10.960 --> 0:41:14.160 You can come back and do another interview anytime. Surely 0:41:14.320 --> 0:41:16.279 he's not gone long left, so we should get it 0:41:16.320 --> 0:41:18.680 in the can and then when he dies, we could 0:41:18.719 --> 0:41:21.440 be like the last interview that John ever recall. 0:41:21.480 --> 0:41:24.520 Oh that's true, Oh viral, that's true. That happened to 0:41:24.560 --> 0:41:27.160 me when I interviewed the guy from what's that band? 0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:31.160 The Foo Fighters Foo Fighters, his last ever interview. Died 0:41:31.200 --> 0:41:33.399 the next morning and they're like, this is the last 0:41:33.440 --> 0:41:34.840 one for the two of me. They're going to fly 0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:38.919 to Thailand tomorrow, and then he died. That's very sad, 0:41:39.000 --> 0:41:42.200 I know, but let's try to collect them all. John 0:41:42.280 --> 0:41:44.960 Law's next, No, we don't wish that, of course, no, no. 0:41:45.080 --> 0:41:48.000 Of course, Nom is providing us with so much joy. 0:41:48.520 --> 0:41:51.400 Even still in the five years of this podcast, how 0:41:51.480 --> 0:41:53.360 many times as John Laws cracked us up. 0:41:53.440 --> 0:41:55.480 I know, I was so nervous during that interview. I 0:41:55.600 --> 0:41:58.440 was so scared. I was intimidated by him. Should we go? 0:41:58.800 --> 0:41:59.799 Yeah, let's get out of here. 0:42:00.360 --> 0:42:02.800 Thanks for listening, guys, five stars, please leave us a review. 0:42:03.280 --> 0:42:04.840 Back again on Monday. I can't wait to tell you 0:42:04.880 --> 0:42:07.120 all about the Taylor Swift show. Oh god, yeah, go ahead, 0:42:07.200 --> 0:42:08.640 Yes you really want to hear it? Mitchell, You're not 0:42:08.640 --> 0:42:08.920 a fan. 0:42:11.120 --> 0:42:12.799 I'm a fake fan. I want to go because it's 0:42:12.800 --> 0:42:14.759 all anyone's talking I can admit it. No, no, no, 0:42:15.080 --> 0:42:18.520 I just I'm just I just' she Yeah, she's great. 0:42:19.239 --> 0:42:20.160 I want to hear all of that. 0:42:20.480 --> 0:42:25.720 Very goodou No, Taylor's good. Just you know, go on nothing. 0:42:26.680 --> 0:42:32.600 But I love her. Okay, I'm a swift day. I 0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:34.840 should really go back and like screen record all the 0:42:34.880 --> 0:42:37.560 times you've slagged her off. I wouldn't slag her. I 0:42:37.680 --> 0:42:40.399 love her. She'm all about burning petrol in the sky, 0:42:40.560 --> 0:42:41.520 burn the planet down. 0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:43.600 Anyway, we'll chat to you on Monday. 0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:46.439 Well, yeah, I love you guys, Thanks for listening. No worries. 0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:49.239 We will see you all in a couple of days. 0:42:49.320 --> 0:43:01.160 Pat you down, but bait see. Welcome to eight to debrief. 0:43:01.600 --> 0:43:04.680 This is our secret segment on the end the shows 0:43:04.719 --> 0:43:05.040 that over. 0:43:05.160 --> 0:43:05.839 We talked shit here. 0:43:06.680 --> 0:43:07.040 It keeps. 0:43:07.840 --> 0:43:10.440 Yeah, sort of a flow on effect, isn't it. I 0:43:10.480 --> 0:43:12.759 suppose that's kind of what this is. It's kind of 0:43:12.800 --> 0:43:14.719 just flows on from the main show. I need to 0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:17.960 take my fucking deckses. I'm fading. I'm fading, got my 0:43:18.040 --> 0:43:20.600 afternoon dice. I'm almost an hour late. I'm getting a 0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:22.320 panado becase I've got a fucking headache. 0:43:22.960 --> 0:43:24.560 You'd give panadol a headache, Darland. 0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:27.279 Seriously, that's a good one. Did you think of it? 0:43:27.480 --> 0:43:27.520 No? 0:43:27.719 --> 0:43:30.560 I didn't sol from sans bother Actual, I have pandole 0:43:30.640 --> 0:43:34.319 osteo oh, maybe that would be good for my bulging disc. 0:43:34.960 --> 0:43:35.560 Do you want to take some? 0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:35.960 Yeah? 0:43:36.040 --> 0:43:38.200 Go on, Actually no, I probably shouldn't just take panadole 0:43:38.239 --> 0:43:38.719 for no reason. 0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:40.560 We're going to say pandol from a stranger. I'm like, 0:43:40.600 --> 0:43:43.200 you know me. Actually, the doctors advised me to take 0:43:43.280 --> 0:43:45.640 care of that. Yes, because it's anti inflamatory. 0:43:45.920 --> 0:43:46.120 Yeah. 0:43:46.160 --> 0:43:46.399 True. 0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:50.799 I take a mixture if I need it, a near remole. Yeah. 0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:54.160 You know you can get melts now in europhone and 0:43:54.160 --> 0:43:56.800 they melt in your mouth. Why would you want that? 0:43:56.960 --> 0:43:58.560 Because some people can't swallow tablets? 0:43:59.120 --> 0:44:00.680 Yeah, liquid thing. 0:44:00.840 --> 0:44:03.000 You just watched me take my adhd metes without water. 0:44:03.800 --> 0:44:05.920 You just dry run that, yeh. Jesus Mitchell. 0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:08.919 I've been taken five or six a day for five 0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:10.920 or six years, so of course I've got it down pat. 0:44:10.960 --> 0:44:12.160 They're also tiny, tiny thing. 0:44:12.200 --> 0:44:13.120 Actually, how many years. 0:44:12.960 --> 0:44:15.239 Has it been since twenty fifteen? Almost ten? 0:44:15.320 --> 0:44:15.879 That's how long? 0:44:16.040 --> 0:44:18.520 Wow, I haven't taken Yeah, it's a long time. 0:44:18.600 --> 0:44:19.719 Nearly my decks of verse three. 0:44:21.600 --> 0:44:25.920 You're you're medicated by all definitions. Yeah, that's fun. I 0:44:26.040 --> 0:44:27.760 just took two. I could be medicated. 0:44:28.640 --> 0:44:30.880 Oh my god, you're just like one of those teenagers. 0:44:30.920 --> 0:44:33.239 It's like, oh my god, I'm so drunk off for 0:44:33.360 --> 0:44:35.120 lemon lime bitters because it's a little bit of I 0:44:36.160 --> 0:44:37.840 I'm out a panel guys, how off my face? 0:44:38.560 --> 0:44:40.719 No, you know you're really Yeah. 0:44:42.160 --> 0:44:43.400 Cauldrel on the other hand. 0:44:43.480 --> 0:44:47.440 Oh boy, coldrel does knock you around. You know what 0:44:47.560 --> 0:44:51.800 knocks you around? Too many ventil and inhalations. Yeah, like 0:44:51.880 --> 0:44:53.839 the puffers. It makes me shake really, Oh it makes 0:44:53.880 --> 0:44:57.200 me shakey, jittery, crazy, crazy. How did you get to 0:44:57.239 --> 0:45:01.080 that point? Had one too many paths? Actually, no, when 0:45:01.080 --> 0:45:02.200 I was a kid, I'd go, I'll do it right 0:45:02.200 --> 0:45:04.560 now because I've got one, and I only have one 0:45:04.840 --> 0:45:07.640 because I've learned from my mistakes. I used to do 0:45:07.719 --> 0:45:10.480 this in high school and the girls are just drop ready. 0:45:10.680 --> 0:45:16.640 I go, oh you you blow the asthma paffa out 0:45:16.800 --> 0:45:17.439 like it's a vape. 0:45:17.560 --> 0:45:21.000 Yeah, but I didn't realize that, like the mouth can 0:45:21.040 --> 0:45:23.640 still absorb medication. So I do that thirty to forty 0:45:23.680 --> 0:45:26.480 times a day as a party trick, yep, and then 0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:29.960 I would be on the bus home shaking as a child. 0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:34.480 That's how I speak in code because, as you know, 0:45:34.600 --> 0:45:37.080 I don't own a vape, which, in my stupid mind, 0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:38.920 my logic is that if I don't own one, then 0:45:38.920 --> 0:45:39.520 I'm not addicted. 0:45:39.560 --> 0:45:40.279 Am I That's right? 0:45:40.800 --> 0:45:42.360 But if I want to scab one from a friend, 0:45:42.520 --> 0:45:45.239 I'll say, oh, my asthma's flair enough. Do you have 0:45:45.239 --> 0:45:45.920 a puffer on you? 0:45:46.120 --> 0:45:46.319 Yeah? 0:45:46.680 --> 0:45:50.200 Yes, of course, here goes Yeah, I feel much better. 0:45:50.480 --> 0:45:54.760 Yeah, of course I'm cured. I'm shocked that I haven't 0:45:55.520 --> 0:45:58.160 gotten hooked on bapes. I love When the grape one 0:45:58.280 --> 0:46:01.080 came out, I was like, this delicious. I could get 0:46:01.080 --> 0:46:03.839 addiction to this. I don't think you have that much 0:46:03.920 --> 0:46:06.759 of an addictive personality though, No, I don't. Foods my 0:46:06.920 --> 0:46:08.880 only thing, Like, I will eat. Like, there were chocolates 0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:11.080 out there. I had like five chocolates. I just love 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:12.400 to eat. That's my one thing. 0:46:12.520 --> 0:46:14.120 Five chocolates. You're out of control. 0:46:15.480 --> 0:46:16.400 Someone try and stop me. 0:46:17.840 --> 0:46:18.040 Guys. 0:46:18.160 --> 0:46:22.480 It was really random to they had five chocolate and Panada. 0:46:22.719 --> 0:46:24.320 I know, I random. 0:46:24.600 --> 0:46:26.239 Mitch called me the other night. I was driving home 0:46:26.280 --> 0:46:27.960 from doing the night show and he was like, I'm 0:46:28.000 --> 0:46:29.520 on a lie fancy your phone. Like, all right, I 0:46:29.560 --> 0:46:31.560 was going through the MACS drive foot and I ordered 0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:33.600 a MC Chicken paddy, which is my hack. Or I 0:46:33.640 --> 0:46:36.000 get them Crispy Chicken patty and then it's just the 0:46:36.080 --> 0:46:38.200 chicken patty. But it's just like a one giant nugget. 0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:40.480 It's like this big. It's chicken. It's like a giant nugget, 0:46:40.560 --> 0:46:43.520 basically a schnitzel. Yeah, oh my god, yes, good point. 0:46:43.760 --> 0:46:45.760 But it's different meat. The MC chicken is a different 0:46:45.840 --> 0:46:46.720 meat to the nugget. 0:46:46.960 --> 0:46:50.879 It's like actual breast, right, okay, yeah chicken though, yeah 0:46:50.880 --> 0:46:51.960 it's chicken allegedly. 0:46:52.640 --> 0:46:54.920 Yeah, so they say what it really is? Yeah, I 0:46:55.000 --> 0:46:58.279 don't want to know. How about a hack? Well no, 0:46:58.320 --> 0:46:59.840 many people have the confidence to go. Can I just 0:46:59.880 --> 0:47:01.960 have a raw piece of chicken? Put a chicken in 0:47:02.000 --> 0:47:04.120 a box? You can do it. You can do whatever 0:47:04.160 --> 0:47:04.399 you want. 0:47:04.760 --> 0:47:05.000 Cool. 0:47:05.680 --> 0:47:07.359 You probably have never been through a drive through, Jenny, 0:47:07.360 --> 0:47:10.359 You don't drive? Yeah, we took through. You ever driven 0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:12.480 through one? Yes? Oh with me? 0:47:12.600 --> 0:47:13.200 I was in the car. 0:47:13.320 --> 0:47:13.440 Yes. 0:47:14.280 --> 0:47:15.919 Oh, well, God for it. I don't remember every moment 0:47:16.000 --> 0:47:17.520 of anything we've ever done. It's been one hundred and 0:47:17.520 --> 0:47:20.319 eighty seven nine shows. One hundred and eighty seven. Sorry, 0:47:22.520 --> 0:47:24.439 it's actually one hundred and eighty six. Oh is it? Yeah? 0:47:24.800 --> 0:47:26.479 Good to see you're across the nitty gritty though. 0:47:26.480 --> 0:47:30.080 To keep those shirts remade, what if we just. 0:47:30.040 --> 0:47:34.879 Started celebrating really unmomentous episodes, like we started sending out 0:47:34.920 --> 0:47:39.720 smash cakes to people, being like, congratulations on two hundred 0:47:39.719 --> 0:47:40.520 and seven episodes. 0:47:42.280 --> 0:47:44.320 Remember I used to start the show with the number. 0:47:44.680 --> 0:47:47.200 I'd be like episode four, feeling sore. 0:47:48.160 --> 0:47:50.480 Yeah, a little rhyme, yeah, But then they started to 0:47:50.520 --> 0:47:53.080 kind of repeat themselves because there's actually only ten numbers. 0:47:55.719 --> 0:47:57.759 Sine even there's only nine, is there? 0:47:58.000 --> 0:47:58.520 Yeah? Yeah? 0:47:58.880 --> 0:48:02.200 Why because because double did No matter what you're up 0:48:02.239 --> 0:48:05.400 to one any one, one, two, one eighty three, that 0:48:05.880 --> 0:48:07.440 number is still the last thing that you say, so 0:48:07.480 --> 0:48:08.120 you can rhyme with it. 0:48:08.239 --> 0:48:12.880 Oh yeah, right, yeah, one eighty six. I'm feeling like 0:48:12.960 --> 0:48:16.480 a spirits. It's not good. See it's not good? 0:48:17.080 --> 0:48:18.760 Is that going to be the episode title? Assonance? 0:48:19.800 --> 0:48:23.520 We'll put the ars in assonance? Don't ever, don't you? Oh, 0:48:23.600 --> 0:48:25.760 they need the promo for my night show urgently. 0:48:26.520 --> 0:48:28.839 Do you want me to do it? Do you want 0:48:28.840 --> 0:48:30.839 me to do it? Hey, guys, it's Mitch Cheery here 0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:31.879 from the Night Show. 0:48:32.120 --> 0:48:33.800 From the Night Show tonight. 0:48:34.560 --> 0:48:35.439 What's happening tonight? 0:48:35.640 --> 0:48:37.520 The Swift is in town. I'll show you the script. 0:48:37.719 --> 0:48:39.080 Just read the script, and. 0:48:39.160 --> 0:48:40.840 I know you trick. You're throwing a few ums and 0:48:40.880 --> 0:48:42.560 ass to make it sound like you're not writing a script, 0:48:42.600 --> 0:48:46.440 and it's just natural. Here we go, hate Smitch from 0:48:46.440 --> 0:48:49.120 the Night Show. She's the biggest artist in the world. 0:48:49.239 --> 0:48:50.800 You need to give them time because they'll edit in 0:48:50.920 --> 0:48:52.560 hate Smitch from the Night Show. They'll ed it in 0:48:52.880 --> 0:48:55.480 a honey hey, they edit in sound effects, right. 0:48:56.400 --> 0:48:56.759 Take two? 0:48:57.280 --> 0:49:02.960 Okay, heyt Smith from the Night Show. She's the biggest 0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:05.920 artist in the world. Oh sorry, they put four exclamation 0:49:06.000 --> 0:49:08.279 marks on the script. She is the biggest artist in 0:49:08.360 --> 0:49:13.040 the Wow and the ears to It is about to 0:49:13.120 --> 0:49:16.400 hit our city. We have all your free tailor tickets. 0:49:16.480 --> 0:49:19.840 We have reserved Entireroe for you and all your friends. 0:49:20.160 --> 0:49:22.600 Keep a kiss from seven for your chance to win. 0:49:24.000 --> 0:49:24.239 That's that. 0:49:24.920 --> 0:49:25.759 That was actually very good. 0:49:25.880 --> 0:49:26.319 That was good. 0:49:29.160 --> 0:49:30.480 That good, not bugs, Bunny. 0:49:32.960 --> 0:49:35.120 I was in the car the other night and I 0:49:35.239 --> 0:49:36.400 happened to catch the. 0:49:36.480 --> 0:49:39.719 Start of your radio show last night. Oh I can't remember, 0:49:40.520 --> 0:49:45.400 but I heard the opener for your shirt. Yeah, very sneaky. 0:49:45.440 --> 0:49:47.680 What they've done there, they've done. 0:49:48.200 --> 0:49:51.000 They've got like some celebrity ideas. Hey, it's Lizzo our 0:49:51.080 --> 0:49:54.640 I'm here with Mitch Churia. They mentioned your name correct 0:49:55.080 --> 0:49:57.239 and like other people hates tones and I I love 0:49:57.320 --> 0:49:59.600 Mitch Cherry. And then they throw in, what's up, it's. 0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:03.160 Taylor's it's your Gorianna. I love this show. They've never 0:50:03.400 --> 0:50:08.120 spoken ever. Okay, what you're excluding is that we've got 0:50:08.239 --> 0:50:09.880 Lizzo saying Mitch Churry. 0:50:10.160 --> 0:50:11.000 I didn't exclude that. 0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:15.320 I actually fucking said that. But you really must listen Katy. 0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:18.520 Perry, I don't have cat Katy Perry. Hi, this is 0:50:18.600 --> 0:50:23.320 Katy Perry with Mitch Turl. But you're right. They have 0:50:23.400 --> 0:50:25.000 put in Taylor's to a big artist at the moment. 0:50:25.080 --> 0:50:26.560 Yeah, that's what I said. They sprinkled it in there 0:50:26.600 --> 0:50:27.880 to make it sound like they were. 0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:30.399 Also, yeah, that's a classic radio game. 0:50:30.480 --> 0:50:33.120 Yeah, sneaky. Hang on, can I show you something before 0:50:33.120 --> 0:50:33.279 we go? 0:50:33.360 --> 0:50:35.200 Actually? Yeah, then I do. 0:50:35.719 --> 0:50:39.000 Do you think I've got a video? Because Oscar is 0:50:39.160 --> 0:50:40.520 the dance captain. 0:50:41.760 --> 0:50:46.239 What's Oscar's name again? On this show? Roving reporter, do you. 0:50:46.320 --> 0:50:48.839 Think this dance. It's in mirror view like you're playing. 0:50:48.920 --> 0:50:52.040 Just dance is doable for you. But you can take 0:50:52.080 --> 0:51:04.080 the phone, do a book. 0:51:06.040 --> 0:51:09.000 I don't want to do it. I'm not a dancer. 0:51:09.600 --> 0:51:10.640 I'm mother of mine. 0:51:10.640 --> 0:51:11.759 I'm giving it a red hot guy. 0:51:11.880 --> 0:51:14.040 Oscar is doing a great job. I don't want to 0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:16.319 do it. I like to walk. I'm not confident. I'm 0:51:16.320 --> 0:51:18.319 not a confident dancer. But god, boy, can I walk. 0:51:19.719 --> 0:51:22.440 There's one thing you've been able to do almost your 0:51:22.480 --> 0:51:22.919 whole life. 0:51:23.000 --> 0:51:25.800 Yeah, they say I walked out of the vagina. No 0:51:25.960 --> 0:51:28.719 new skills, none. God, my quads are thick. 0:51:29.520 --> 0:51:30.239 You know what I can do? 0:51:30.480 --> 0:51:33.160 Yeah? Breathe. Yeah, God, you're really good. 0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:33.200 At that. 0:51:34.840 --> 0:51:39.920 Like no one else. Your heart beats Jenner boy, my 0:51:40.040 --> 0:51:46.480 kidneys they flush piss really well. 0:51:46.480 --> 0:51:51.640 We heard this podcast at least better today, So we do. 0:51:52.160 --> 0:51:52.600 There, we do. 0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:54.240 We'll see you in a little bit. Thanks for listening. 0:51:54.320 --> 0:51:56.560 Five star review. If you haven't yet, Spotify, Apple or 0:51:56.600 --> 0:51:58.760 the Jazz, follow us on Insta A couple of inches 0:51:58.840 --> 0:52:02.880 please stay hi. Also our Facebook group Endurant Idiots. Join it. 0:52:03.080 --> 0:52:04.080 We just we just chat. 0:52:04.120 --> 0:52:05.359 There's a Facebook chat as well. 0:52:05.440 --> 0:52:07.000 Yeah, there's a link in the show notes to our 0:52:07.040 --> 0:52:09.560 Facebook group. You've obviously got to answer the entry question, 0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:11.560 which is what's the name of the secret segment? If 0:52:11.600 --> 0:52:13.600 you're listening right now, you know it's eighty Dbrie. Of 0:52:13.680 --> 0:52:15.759 course the spelling is debatable. It doesn't matter how you 0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:16.080 spell it. 0:52:16.120 --> 0:52:20.200 We'll link you went grow up to You're not very welcoming. 0:52:24.880 --> 0:52:26.600 Bye. Hang on, hang on? 0:52:26.680 --> 0:52:27.160 What about this. 0:52:29.400 --> 0:52:32.600 Idiots? I think we might have finished our conversation, haven't 0:52:32.640 --> 0:52:34.360 we Yeah, we're done Rakoba. 0:52:34.520 --> 0:52:34.560 So