WEBVTT - #210: Platter Chatter with Fidan Tok 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:06.720 Just stood by a couple of mitches. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:12.959 Hell yeah, delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:16.480 And it's kind of fun. 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:19.240 Just you, you feel for the unhinged bitch. 0:00:19.320 --> 0:00:28.560 Honestly, now is Mitch Julie and Mitchell coos? How are you? Hello? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:30.880 Are you? Oh my god? Today is the day? 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:32.319 Today is the bloody day. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.680 Today is today? As you I mean, you could say, 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.120 I guess today is plat day. 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:36.840 Plat to day. 0:00:37.360 --> 0:00:39.440 We should have made this episode come out, especially on 0:00:39.440 --> 0:00:40.800 a Saturday, for for Dan's sake. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:44.400 No fuck it, it's our show, So we've got. 0:00:44.320 --> 0:00:46.159 A long away to guest today. If you don't know 0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:48.919 who we're talking about, it names for Dan very big. 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:52.400 Following on TikTok, she's a mama twins, works the family 0:00:52.479 --> 0:00:54.920 law and she says that a website she likes to 0:00:55.000 --> 0:00:57.520 keep it real, no sugarcoating and no bullshit. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.480 So we'll see about that. She'll join it for a 0:00:59.520 --> 0:00:59.840 little bit. 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:02.040 Yeah, I'm excited for darn. Are you good? 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:02.600 Yeah? 0:01:02.640 --> 0:01:04.240 I'm good. Great? Have you got your new white comfort? 0:01:04.440 --> 0:01:07.399 Then you thank you for noticing? Ye, I can tell you. 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.440 Know how I said there was a split in my shoe. Yeah, 0:01:09.560 --> 0:01:14.520 I literally, because I hate change this much. I literally 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.679 just google the exact same shoe that I have for 0:01:16.720 --> 0:01:17.840 five years and got a new pair. 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:20.600 They're brand new, but the same shoes. Yeah, I know, 0:01:20.959 --> 0:01:23.640 you creature of habit. They look great. What did you 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:24.880 check the other ones out? Or are you one of 0:01:24.880 --> 0:01:27.880 those people that cannot just throw out old shit? No, 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.560 they're gone. You throw them out. Of course some people can't, 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:32.199 but people are attached, Like I go through a pair. 0:01:32.120 --> 0:01:34.280 But I can't even donate them because they've split at 0:01:34.280 --> 0:01:36.880 the bottom. If anyone treads in a puddle, they're fucked, 0:01:36.920 --> 0:01:37.959 which I learned the hard way. 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:40.479 You could take them to a cobbler. What could put 0:01:40.520 --> 0:01:43.640 a fresh bottom on them? What's his name? You could 0:01:43.640 --> 0:01:46.319 go to a cobbler. A cobbler resol shoes. They put 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:48.160 like a fresh bottom on a shoe. You tell me. 0:01:48.200 --> 0:01:49.800 Now, I've just replaced the fucking shoes. 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.600 I know it's too expensive. How much with those shoes? Yeah? 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:54.760 I was gonna say these were on special, so it 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.600 probably would have cost me just as much. 0:01:56.640 --> 0:01:58.640 Totally. They feel like when you have an expensive pair 0:01:58.640 --> 0:01:59.360 of leather boots. 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:02.720 It's hard when your anti waste because I've got this 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:06.560 hideous couch at my place, and when I first moved in, 0:02:06.960 --> 0:02:09.840 I was explaining to Sean and my friend Alicia, who 0:02:09.880 --> 0:02:12.359 was helping me decorate. I was like, I don't want 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:13.960 this thing coming with me, don't even move it in. 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:15.720 And they're like, no, no, it's fine, we'll get it 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:16.919 reopholstered whatever. 0:02:17.520 --> 0:02:18.399 So it's in the house. 0:02:18.440 --> 0:02:20.080 It's the one you sit on when we record at 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:21.480 my land in mede of that orange one. 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:23.160 Disgusting. Yeah, I hate it. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:25.840 You have that repolstered. No, they wanted to get it. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.720 They wanted to, and I was like, well, I'm probably 0:02:27.800 --> 0:02:29.239 not going to get around to doing that appman, and 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:33.079 I still haven't. And I'm like, it would probably be cheap, 0:02:33.080 --> 0:02:35.560 but it's to buy a new fucking armchair. It's just 0:02:35.560 --> 0:02:38.160 a single couch thing. It would be cheaper it just 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:39.840 get a new one. But then that's a waste. So 0:02:39.880 --> 0:02:40.680 I'm always torn. 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.560 I'm such a lazy boy at heart, Like I could 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.799 not be bothered to go and get something reopholstered. 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:48.160 Like I don't even know what that means. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.119 Who do you ask about it? A polster, I guess, 0:02:50.120 --> 0:02:52.760 But if you go polster and do their houses. Yeah, 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:55.480 Brey No, and they people will go like to the 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:58.359 degree to change their curtains and change material or recarpet 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.600 a house. I'm like n at the time for that. 0:03:00.840 --> 0:03:03.079 I mean, sometimes i can go down real rabbit holes 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.720 and I'm determined to make something happen, as you know. Yeah, 0:03:05.760 --> 0:03:07.239 like if I really put my mind to it and 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:08.960 made that my mission. Like you know how sometimes I 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:11.040 get hell bent on things, do you. 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:14.160 Yeah, it's news to me. I didn't realize, do you. 0:03:14.280 --> 0:03:14.600 Yeah? 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:16.120 After write the one down and I remember that come 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.440 birthday time, price Keepy Jenner again. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.320 Not here, That's fine. We've got a guest third wheel on. 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:23.640 The way, Yeah, we do. I'm excited. So Fordan is 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.760 going to be in here. She's in person too, Like 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:30.280 we were contemplating zoom, but she actually preferred She requested 0:03:30.280 --> 0:03:30.919 to be in person. 0:03:31.080 --> 0:03:32.799 Oh, it's always a bit better that way. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:35.240 It sm is very awkward because especially being a lawyer, 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:37.040 imagine I we did a zoom meeting with her, she'd 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:38.680 treat it like a meeting, yeah, because she's. 0:03:38.520 --> 0:03:41.880 So used to litigating. Yeah, on Zoom, we'll just be like, have. 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:43.200 A seat of a couch, talk some shit. 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:43.640 Darling. 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.320 That's how it works. If she was on zoom at 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:46.440 her desk, it would be very different. 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:47.920 How hard are we going to go on for Dann? 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.320 Are we going full interrogation sixty minutes or are we 0:03:50.400 --> 0:03:52.680 keeping it light? That's up to you. 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:53.600 It's your guest mate. 0:03:53.760 --> 0:03:56.480 I want to ask her about sex things. What well? 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.440 Because she said you're fucked. That did not spring to 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.600 mind for me. No, no, no, I just wanted the 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:05.120 wholesome mother of two that yeah, but she's not. She's 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:07.160 got that book that she wrote about someone's sex copadees, 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:11.120 like she wrote a Wills and Boone, some fantasy about six. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:13.800 I think it was a character that was runner implying 0:04:13.840 --> 0:04:15.320 that she's like a kinky. 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:15.600 Bitch at heart. 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:16.880 I'm implying that I want to. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:18.080 You can ask about the sex stuff. 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:19.680 I don't want to. I want to know, deep doubt 0:04:19.720 --> 0:04:23.120 if she is. It's lucky mister for Dan. If so, well, 0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:23.640 we better. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.120 Get this show on the road because for Dan, it's 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.440 going to be joining us in a bit, and she 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:27.800 wants to be able to get out of here in 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:28.359 time for school. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.600 Pick up my gob ay it to change the whole 0:04:29.640 --> 0:04:31.520 recording schedule, so for uncle get he so she could 0:04:31.520 --> 0:04:33.640 pick the kids up well, fair enough and rightly. So 0:04:33.800 --> 0:04:35.799 she's working, she's to take time off her law firm. 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:38.480 That's right. There's a divorce that is on hold because 0:04:38.520 --> 0:04:40.680 she's coming on this podcast. If you're listening to this 0:04:40.760 --> 0:04:42.400 and your divorce case was held back by. 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:44.400 A day, that's our thousand apology. 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.599 Yeah, we're very sorry. If it is your first time listening, 0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:48.640 welcome to Is it just me? Every episode we start 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:50.320 the show with him? Is it just me? Something we've 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:52.840 noticed we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:54.680 don't know mitches. We'll get one from our guest today. 0:04:55.760 --> 0:04:58.000 Shall I go first? Yeah? You can kick things off mine. 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:02.360 It's I figur'd be because we've got a TikTok treasure 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:06.560 joining us today. I would make mine a bit TikTok related. 0:05:06.560 --> 0:05:08.800 It's a challenge that I saw and I actually think 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.320 a lot of people fuck this up, but I reckon 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:10.839 you could do it. 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.160 Okay, Oh that's very sweet. I do. You've always said 0:05:14.200 --> 0:05:16.760 I should post more tiktoks. Yes I have. 0:05:17.040 --> 0:05:18.679 I can't recall once, but I probably haven't. 0:05:19.080 --> 0:05:20.400 You have a couple of times, and I've just never 0:05:20.400 --> 0:05:23.640 fucking done it. All right, we'll jump in with mine first, 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:28.120 my physical appearance right now, right now, Yeah, okay, I 0:05:28.200 --> 0:05:30.839 got my crotch. I just glance down at my dick. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.919 I did roll the cameras. All right, let's do it, Bradley, 0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:40.279 is it just me? Can you notice the work that 0:05:40.320 --> 0:05:41.760 I've had done? 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:46.400 No, I can notice the work that needs to be done. 0:05:47.320 --> 0:05:53.279 That's another question. I got bowtox, oh, right, of course 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:55.800 in my forehead only the third time. I'm not a 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:58.520 bowtox veteran. I'm very new to it. I want me 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:01.240 some my locally. Yeah, it's just a lot business. I 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:03.400 love them, my ladies. They're a gorgeous there. They're amazing. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:07.160 And I this is the awkward thing. I didn't want 0:06:07.160 --> 0:06:10.359 to go to my old place because they're so fucking expensive, 0:06:10.760 --> 0:06:13.080 really expensive, really yeah, And I didn't you go to. 0:06:13.040 --> 0:06:15.240 Some fucking boutique in Double Bay, and I wonder I did, 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:15.640 don't know. 0:06:15.960 --> 0:06:18.000 It was too expensive, So I wanted somewhere local. But 0:06:18.440 --> 0:06:20.440 I didn't know how much botox I got, and I 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:22.560 wanted to know, yeah, because they usually have it on file. Yes, 0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:24.240 And I did not want to go to the new 0:06:24.240 --> 0:06:26.039 place and they guess, and then I look like a 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.440 fucking idiot. So I was sitting there and I was 0:06:28.440 --> 0:06:30.520 actually talking to Steve, and I was like, how can 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:34.000 I call the old place, get the results, get my fire? 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.480 You transfer with medical records place, but without them knowing 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.800 that I'm breaking up with them. Yeah. Wow, So this 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.760 was my genius plan. Tell me if you think it's good. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:43.719 At first, I was going to say, I'm at the 0:06:43.800 --> 0:06:46.680 doctors and they want to know what I have in me? 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.560 How many millig I know? That was my first idea. 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:51.080 And they're like, well, let's the private. 0:06:50.760 --> 0:06:54.120 Actually yes, yes, no, no, no, So I called get this. 0:06:54.680 --> 0:06:55.560 I'm a genius. 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:56.600 Yeah, I go. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:06:59.039 They go oho, BBB business. I go, Hi guys. Mitch 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:00.479 Cherry like, hi, miss, do you want to rebook in? 0:07:01.279 --> 0:07:04.159 I go, oh, I'm thinking of but I think it's 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:08.040 too soon, guys. It's my botox was worn off so quickly. 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:10.040 When was the last time I was there? So you 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:13.600 accused them of malpractice? No? No, no, I went, when 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:14.800 was the last time I was there? They went off 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:18.880 three months ago, Darling, and I went, oh god, I 0:07:18.920 --> 0:07:20.800 think it's just worn off. How many units? 0:07:20.800 --> 0:07:23.000 I was going to say, three months is it. Yeah, 0:07:23.120 --> 0:07:24.080 that's that's the due day. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:26.280 I shot myself in the foot. I went three. I went, 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:27.920 can you just tell me how many units I had? 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:29.520 I think I didn't get enough, and they went, well, 0:07:29.520 --> 0:07:31.840 three months is pretty standard, Dale, they wouldn't give it 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:34.520 to you, No, no, no, I went, oh, really, I just 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.880 feel like I got less. Jab it on file and 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:38.040 then yeah, let me get it for you. 0:07:38.400 --> 0:07:38.679 Yes. 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:41.480 So they told me how many units I got and like, 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:43.360 would you like to book us in? But I had 0:07:43.360 --> 0:07:45.440 to follow through. I went, yeah, every book for in 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:47.400 a week, So rebooked in a week. 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:50.040 When I canceled, Oh my god, you had to go 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:50.920 through that many hoops? 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:52.760 Give it. It worked because I went straight to the new place. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:56.680 But the problem is we upped the dose and my 0:07:56.680 --> 0:07:59.120 forehead is fully frozen. Look at the camera now, I 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.680 want the idiots to tell me my right eyebrow doesn't move, 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:03.880 my left one does. 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:07.600 Show its okay, really, now try and move the other one. 0:08:07.760 --> 0:08:10.360 I am Oh, I thought you were doing one at 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:13.440 a time, Yet your right eyebawtist doesn't move. That's fucking weird. 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:16.120 Look they're giving you too much. Yeah, shit, now I'm 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:17.840 really noticing the work you do not move at all? 0:08:18.720 --> 0:08:19.560 How would I help? My god? 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:21.400 You just move your ears, but you can't move your eyebrow. 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:24.880 Oh my god, I just I just discovered movement. Look 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.120 in the camera. You can move your ears. Yeah, I've 0:08:28.120 --> 0:08:31.240 got a really loose scalp. Can you do that? No, 0:08:31.520 --> 0:08:33.000 I'm not going to try. They try to be good 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:34.800 for your brain condition. I think it's good. I've got 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:36.000 really loose skin on my scalp. 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.680 Wow, everything moves except the forehead. 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:39.520 Yeah, I'm not happy. 0:08:39.520 --> 0:08:40.480 I think you need to ease up a bit. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:43.640 That's too much. I think so I'm frozen. Yeah. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:45.240 Were you heavier in the last nose? 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:48.160 Yeah? Too heavy. Apparently they're giving you the fat Mitch dose. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:51.520 Oh my god. Maybe that's it, like when a dog 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:53.720 or like they have to put down like an elephant 0:08:53.720 --> 0:08:54.840 to put it to sleep. They have to do it 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:57.400 by weight. Maybe I'm getting botox by my old ways. Yeah, 0:08:57.400 --> 0:09:02.600 probably I'm frozen anyway. Gorgeous though, Yeah, gorgeous is all way. 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:03.719 I'm going to ask for Dn. 0:09:04.640 --> 0:09:05.520 Do I look gorgeous? 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:06.920 Do I look gorgeous for Done? 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:07.920 He's so fully yourself? 0:09:08.000 --> 0:09:09.160 Do you get botox for Dan? 0:09:10.080 --> 0:09:12.439 Part of me was worried about having this botox conversation 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:16.440 because I've been accused recently of being so insensitive during 0:09:16.480 --> 0:09:18.040 the cost of living crisis. 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.600 But hey, you were trying to get cheap botox. 0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:23.680 I was trying to get I was trying to live expensive. Listen, 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.080 Cozy loss fucking hit me hard. I'm living with my parents. Guys, 0:09:26.120 --> 0:09:28.760 Cozy Loves has got me. I live at home. I'm 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:30.280 twenty eight and I live at home. I'm sex with 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.560 my boyfriend at home. If anyone's hit by the cost 0:09:33.559 --> 0:09:37.560 of living crisis, it's me in my genitals, in my life. 0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:42.319 Anyway. Would you like to hear my Is it just no, Well, 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:43.320 I'll just go fuck myself. 0:09:43.559 --> 0:09:45.000 No, no, no, I do hear me? Hear me. 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.679 I'll keep it short and sweet. Let's go brad late. 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:49.560 Is it just me? 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:57.520 Have you ever tried to scream after exhaling? 0:09:57.600 --> 0:09:58.720 Oh, I've seen this. 0:10:00.440 --> 0:10:01.880 I'm not a fan of your attitude life. 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:05.280 I've seen this. Don't just yell at me and go now. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.080 I don't like it. We're not doing it, Mitchell. It's 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:11.240 the botox in everything. I'm so I'm ecstatic. I've seen 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:13.839 this on trend on TikTok I think this is brilliantough Have. 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:15.280 You tried it though, of course not so. 0:10:15.320 --> 0:10:17.360 There's a trend on TikTok at the moment where people 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:21.440 are trying to completely empty their guts, do the deepest 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:24.320 of deep exhales, and then try to scream after. So 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:33.559 just do a normal scream off Mike, a scream okay, okay, 0:10:33.679 --> 0:10:34.280 and now. 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:39.360 And that's enough and now exhal like completely push. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.120 All the air out your stomach. People driving along listening 0:10:42.160 --> 0:10:43.840 to this, if you're driving alone, give it a crack, 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.600 although don't faint behind the wheel. 0:10:46.080 --> 0:10:46.760 And just when you. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:11:00.960 Think all the airs out, keep going. Now screams funnies. 0:11:05.640 --> 0:11:07.719 Is that the first time you've tried it the first time? 0:11:07.880 --> 0:11:10.000 Yes, that's the first time I ever heard that sound. 0:11:11.520 --> 0:11:13.640 I haven't tried it yet. Okay, do it so obviously 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:25.840 enormal screen. Yeah, right now, it's like. 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:32.160 It sounds so schep. I was giving myself a stitch. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:34.920 What's the point of his trend? 0:11:35.400 --> 0:11:37.200 Well, look at you, you laughing more than you have 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:38.679 had any of my jokes in weeks. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.240 It's not true. It's not true. Have you seen that 0:11:41.240 --> 0:11:43.800 trend where if you put you go all the way down, 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.160 you breathe all the way out and you push your 0:11:46.200 --> 0:11:48.080 chest in and that reveals your real laugh. We've done 0:11:48.080 --> 0:11:48.560 that on the show. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:48.880 What is that? 0:11:48.920 --> 0:11:51.240 I think we have? Tell me again. I think you 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:53.280 breathe out and then you get someone to push on 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:55.120 your chest and that is your real laugh. 0:11:55.760 --> 0:11:57.559 Oh, so what do I do? 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:00.680 I don't know. I'm gonna breathe. 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:01.480 I'm glad you brought it up. 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:02.760 Okay, let's try it. I'm getting up. 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:09.200 Okay, So I breathe all the way out again. Ow, 0:12:11.480 --> 0:12:12.440 it didn't make me laugh. 0:12:12.559 --> 0:12:13.520 I didn't work. 0:12:13.840 --> 0:12:16.480 I just broke your rib cage. Ow, you are right. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:19.760 That didn't do shit. Oh no, no, no, no, no. You 0:12:19.840 --> 0:12:21.600 have to be saying you're gonna be laughing. You say, 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:22.760 ha ha ha oh you. 0:12:22.760 --> 0:12:24.119 Just told me to exhale. 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.800 I know, but just laugh. You've got to be laughing 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:28.920 and it reveals your I remember now it's ringing about it. 0:12:29.080 --> 0:12:31.160 It's like ha ha ha And then you press down 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:32.600 on my tits alright ready. 0:12:34.160 --> 0:12:37.920 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 0:12:38.000 --> 0:12:42.560 Owth just ow just passed a bow movement. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.000 This didn't work. My TikTok challenge worked? 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:52.600 Fail anyway? For dance up next let's move on. You're 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:55.280 listening to is it just me? 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:57.439 Welcome to you for DWN talk. 0:12:58.240 --> 0:13:00.520 All right, this is a very exciting moment for this 0:13:00.559 --> 0:13:01.679 is long awaited. 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:03.160 On the show, Mitchell, very long awaited. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.480 Yeah, and this was something that I was tasked quite 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:07.240 a few months ago. 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:09.040 You gave yourself the task I did. 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:10.439 I'm the guest booker on the show, and. 0:13:10.400 --> 0:13:13.320 Through your own procrastination, this has accidentally become our most 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:14.240 hyped guest ever. 0:13:14.400 --> 0:13:16.480 I know, I think people because famously I never end 0:13:16.600 --> 0:13:19.280 up getting guests. I say, hey, I'm talking to this, 0:13:19.559 --> 0:13:21.680 I'm talking to Chris Hemsworth and it just never comes off. 0:13:22.000 --> 0:13:24.000 But this I was talking to this person for quite 0:13:24.000 --> 0:13:25.760 a while and it has come off. You will know 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.920 her as one of Australia's favorite creators, sort of coming 0:13:28.920 --> 0:13:31.360 out of nowhere. I feel. You'll have seen her work 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:34.439 on TikTok, maybe her book. She's also an author. It's 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:36.599 the one and only for darn hi for that. 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:40.080 Hey do you do podcasts often? I've seen you on 0:13:40.080 --> 0:13:41.000 the Telly and stuff. 0:13:41.320 --> 0:13:42.680 No, this is my first podcast. 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:43.360 Oh my god. 0:13:43.520 --> 0:13:46.160 Right, okay, well you can relax here, we just talk shit. 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:46.680 It's fine. 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:48.120 I saw you on the on the Morning Show or 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:51.120 Sunrise and those shows we've done live TV. It's like wambam, 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:52.439 get you in, get you out. You don't get to 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:54.160 say what you want. It's very stressed. Did you find 0:13:54.160 --> 0:13:54.720 it stressful? 0:13:54.880 --> 0:13:56.960 Yeah? It went way too quickly. They gave me four 0:13:57.000 --> 0:13:59.000 minutes of their time and I had so much to say, 0:13:59.080 --> 0:13:59.760 but I was. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.439 That's about all I've got time for for I appreciate it. 0:14:02.520 --> 0:14:03.280 Yeah, that's a bit like that. 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.160 Yeah, listen, we have a present for you. So Mitch 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:07.920 has already given you something off off the show. 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:08.720 Yes, thank you. 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:11.040 The mug. The mug we go for Dona mug. But 0:14:11.200 --> 0:14:13.760 this is my boyfriend, Stephen got this for you. So 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:14.679 have we loved gifts. 0:14:14.679 --> 0:14:16.800 I've just got this, Yeah, did. 0:14:18.000 --> 0:14:18.679 Says for Dan. 0:14:18.760 --> 0:14:21.120 It's a little cosmetic bag and it's got a lemon. 0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:25.120 It's bedazzled. Oh that's so cyah be dazzles. 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.720 Love it's thank you. What's his name, Stephen? 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:28.240 Stephen? 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:28.560 Love it? 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:28.960 Stephen? 0:14:29.000 --> 0:14:30.840 Thank you. You need to welcome you to the show 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:33.120 because you love your lemons. And I think Mitch did 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:36.160 I introduce you to for Dan? I said, have you 0:14:36.200 --> 0:14:39.080 seen this woman? She's on TikTok. She's got the catch phrases, 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:41.920 the Saturday plat to day love, I've got the apron 0:14:42.400 --> 0:14:44.280 What what are some of your other catchphrases? 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:47.000 Fuck it, I can afford it. Yes, I say that 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.600 if you be the big hole people. When I'm putting 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:52.160 salt on things, could I use the big hold saxa, 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:53.840 Squeeze the day, the sacks saxon. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:54.720 I love the saxa. 0:14:54.800 --> 0:14:56.000 Yeah, yeah, squeeze the day. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:56.440 Yep. 0:14:56.520 --> 0:14:57.920 That's my mother lemon thing. 0:14:58.640 --> 0:15:01.360 Saturday play Today, I feel is the more iconic one 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:02.760 because you just serve food on a platter. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:04.400 Here's what I find confused. 0:15:04.520 --> 0:15:06.280 Got to work, man, it doesn't look. 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:08.520 I was gonna say this is what I find confusing 0:15:08.560 --> 0:15:10.920 about the Saturday platter day thing, because the whole idea 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:13.240 behind it is I'm not cooking dinner on a Saturday. 0:15:13.280 --> 0:15:15.480 I can't be bothered, so instead I'm doing a platter. 0:15:15.920 --> 0:15:18.400 But I find that more stressful a platter. 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:19.720 I'd rather just. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:22.640 Make dinner because like my fucking group of gays, they 0:15:22.720 --> 0:15:25.960 treat making platters like it's a competitive Olympic sport. Yeah, 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.040 who can make the best platter? I just don't get involved. 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:29.840 I'm like, here's a fucking packet of cheese. Us that's 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:30.360 my platter. 0:15:30.480 --> 0:15:32.640 Yeah, they get the salami, they make it a row. Yes. 0:15:32.920 --> 0:15:34.440 Can you make it look so easy? How do you 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:35.560 do that? Yeah? 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.040 Well, because I'm not pleasing anyone. It's just Hubby, me 0:15:38.160 --> 0:15:38.720 and the kids. 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:40.320 But they look spectacular. 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:40.640 Yeah. 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:43.240 Well, it's just pretty, you know. And it's just fresh stuff. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:45.480 So I'll go shopping that day for stuff. On Saturday. 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:47.560 We don't get old things out of the fridge. We're 0:15:47.600 --> 0:15:49.720 using all fresh stuff. Yeah, and then I just put 0:15:49.720 --> 0:15:51.640 it all together and it's just so delicious. 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:53.360 And you find that easier than making dinner. 0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:56.200 You remember, I'm cooking every other night, So fuck me. 0:15:57.480 --> 0:15:59.560 I have to ask, how the fuck do you cut 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:02.360 those cute cumbers with such confidence? It's a knife man, 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:05.440 without cutting yourself, Because Mitch, you can back me up 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:06.920 here the amount of times I've come in here with 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:09.680 fucking band aids all over my fingers because I've accidentally 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:10.720 sliced it again, and. 0:16:10.760 --> 0:16:12.520 Which is like ed with his hands. And you you've 0:16:12.520 --> 0:16:14.480 got a pairing knife, you've got a cue umble with 0:16:14.520 --> 0:16:16.680 the same head, and you're cutting the blade into your thumb. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:18.880 It makes me so stressed watching your videos. I'm like, 0:16:18.960 --> 0:16:20.760 she's not even looking, she's gonna cut it. 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:21.640 For what is the technique? 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.440 I think it's an ethnic thing we just learned, Like 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:24.200 that's how you pill an. 0:16:24.120 --> 0:16:25.920 Apple that my alma does the same thing. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:28.440 Yeah, and you just chop, chop, chop chop. It's how 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:29.400 it is. So I would like I can have a 0:16:29.440 --> 0:16:31.080 chopping board in front of me, but my instinct is 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:32.520 not to use it, and I'll be like, oh, that's right, 0:16:32.520 --> 0:16:34.920 this is a chopping board, but I just like to 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:35.920 cut in my hand with. 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.720 You've never had any platter injuries very rare. 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:41.720 Okay, really that makes me feel a bit more human 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:43.320 because it happens all too often. 0:16:43.640 --> 0:16:45.880 Just when one heals, I'll do it again. It's always 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:50.560 cabbage that gets me. Divees in cabbage, Watch cabbage. What's 0:16:50.720 --> 0:16:51.520 cabbage it? 0:16:51.720 --> 0:16:53.480 How does a cabbage come? I've never cut a cab. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:54.360 I did you buy it shredded? 0:16:54.560 --> 0:16:55.160 Oh? Do you know? 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:57.040 It's like a soccer ball, isn't it. 0:16:57.360 --> 0:16:57.600 Yeah? 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:59.360 But I'm just treading it myself with a knife. You 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:01.120 need to buy it pre It's that hard to understand now. 0:17:01.160 --> 0:17:03.880 I live by the packet stuff. Oh, yeah, the page. Oh, 0:17:03.960 --> 0:17:07.359 the cut properly, the zoodles, the cut carrot. I'm like, 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:08.520 you don't have to cut anything. You don't need a 0:17:08.560 --> 0:17:09.600 knife for his days salad. 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.080 You validated the plastic Mitchell. 0:17:12.200 --> 0:17:16.240 Oh, now they're going to come for me for the plastic. Sorry, guys. 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:19.119 I love your tiktoks. I just will turn on, like 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:21.960 after a long day of work and you're making dinner 0:17:22.040 --> 0:17:23.800 and you're just filming and it's on TikTok and it's 0:17:23.840 --> 0:17:26.200 like a ten minute TikTok. Did you just say fuck editing? 0:17:26.440 --> 0:17:28.480 I just I'm got a film and I'm gonna upload. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:29.840 I don't have time for it. Yeah. 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:33.080 I don't even know how to edit. Sometimes I'll be like, oh, 0:17:33.119 --> 0:17:35.800 that could be controversial. I should edit that out. He's 0:17:35.800 --> 0:17:36.680 got time for that, nobody. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:38.880 Do you worry about the controversy of things or putting 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:41.359 things out out there online? Because the internet is an 0:17:41.359 --> 0:17:43.679 interesting place and you can you surely can upset many 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:44.879 people very quickly on the Internet. 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:47.480 Yeah, I think I I've been on TikTok for nearly 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:50.680 two years now, and I've learned about being really flippant 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:53.880 about stuff. So and I used to be because I'd 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:55.560 be like, ah, you know, I've got lots of junk 0:17:55.600 --> 0:17:57.520 in my office that people have sent me, and everyone 0:17:57.560 --> 0:17:59.760 was like really offended that I referred to it as junk. Yeah, 0:18:00.000 --> 0:18:02.480 I didn't. I meant stuff. I mean I went into changeably. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:06.000 I didn't mean like it wasn't quality items. But I 0:18:06.040 --> 0:18:07.560 was like, oh, they're right. So then I'm like, when 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:09.120 I refer to that, I would never say that again 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:11.639 because I learned the lesson was it was taken the 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:12.000 wrong way. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:12.479 Yeah. 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:15.560 Can I actually ask about one of your catch phrases, 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.120 the whole fuck that I can afford it thing? 0:18:17.320 --> 0:18:18.080 Yeah. 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:20.480 Recently on the podcast, there was something that happened here. 0:18:20.960 --> 0:18:23.320 I was talking about the fact that I just paid 0:18:23.359 --> 0:18:25.800 off my student loan. I just wanted the debt gone, really, 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:29.359 and then I got a message from someone saying that's 0:18:29.440 --> 0:18:32.400 really insensitive during the cost of living crisis to rub 0:18:32.440 --> 0:18:34.080 that in. Some people would love to be able to 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.800 clear their debts. You shouldn't be bragging about that. And 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:39.560 I was like, oh, sorry, didn't even consider that taking 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:40.119 it on board. 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:42.880 But then I see people like. 0:18:42.840 --> 0:18:44.719 You who get away with saying fuck that I can 0:18:44.800 --> 0:18:47.159 afford it. You'd make no secret of shopping at all 0:18:47.200 --> 0:18:48.359 the high end places. 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:49.959 Do you ever get pushed back about that? 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:53.800 I do, But I think the reason that it's okay 0:18:54.080 --> 0:18:55.879 is because I have a full time job. I'm a 0:18:55.880 --> 0:18:57.920 partner in a law firm. I work very hard. People 0:18:57.960 --> 0:18:59.879 will see me go working on public holidays, going in 0:18:59.920 --> 0:19:02.199 on the weekends, coming back home when it's dark, not 0:19:02.240 --> 0:19:04.640 spending time with my kids because I'm working. So there's 0:19:04.640 --> 0:19:06.639 the balance of yeah, I can afford it because I 0:19:06.640 --> 0:19:09.480 fucking work hard, and it's not a I'm an influencer. 0:19:09.520 --> 0:19:11.919 I make money off you watching me on TikTok, and 0:19:11.960 --> 0:19:14.440 I don't have a real job, so I'm going to 0:19:14.480 --> 0:19:16.399 flaunt my wealth to you guys and go. It's not 0:19:16.560 --> 0:19:17.920 that So I think. 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:19.960 A way interesting point. You're not an influencer out there 0:19:20.000 --> 0:19:22.120 benefiting from the audience. That's how you're making your money. 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:23.840 You're going, fucking I can afford it because I'm working 0:19:23.880 --> 0:19:24.520 a nine to five. 0:19:24.880 --> 0:19:25.960 Yeah, more than nine to five. 0:19:26.040 --> 0:19:28.480 Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, Yeah, you're a lawyer by trade. 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:30.560 Oh my gosh, could if we said something that for 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:32.760 Done didn't like Mitchell, she could litigate us, she could 0:19:32.800 --> 0:19:36.000 end us. So you would you sue us. 0:19:36.640 --> 0:19:38.640 No, I'd never Yeah, oh, that's a nice answer. 0:19:38.640 --> 0:19:40.480 You work in family law, correct, I do. 0:19:40.720 --> 0:19:43.399 Perfect. We should bring this up with her while she's here. 0:19:43.480 --> 0:19:46.520 It's the whole situation between Jenna and I. Normally we 0:19:46.560 --> 0:19:49.880 have our third wheel, Jenny here with us and her 0:19:49.920 --> 0:19:51.320 and I. We were talking the other day on the 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:55.560 podcast about if she were to embark on motherhood single mom, 0:19:55.640 --> 0:19:58.479 she just needed a donor whose sperm? Would you choose 0:19:58.560 --> 0:20:02.840 myself or Mitch cheering me naturally? Naturally she chose me. 0:20:02.880 --> 0:20:06.479 I don't think naturally, so sorry for done? Did say, mit, 0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:09.520 you're very tall, very very handsome to me, so I 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:12.080 think for done would choose mine In the situation, No 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:14.320 one asked mate, I'm just trying to get someone to 0:20:14.359 --> 0:20:14.840 take my sperm. 0:20:14.880 --> 0:20:17.360 No one want Like, hypothetically, if Jenny and I were 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:18.960 to do that, what would I need to be aware of? 0:20:19.000 --> 0:20:21.840 It's the donor, like legally going into that any red flags? 0:20:22.520 --> 0:20:26.919 Yeah, well, don't go on the birth certificate. If you 0:20:26.960 --> 0:20:29.840 don't want any involvement in the child's life and in 0:20:29.840 --> 0:20:31.760 particular child support, you're on the birthtificate. You're up for 0:20:31.800 --> 0:20:33.919 child's sport immediately, so you're not a donor, you're a 0:20:33.960 --> 0:20:35.680 father if you're on the birth certificate. 0:20:35.880 --> 0:20:38.359 Okay, So if I'm not on the birth certificate, again, 0:20:38.359 --> 0:20:41.359 it's all perhaps, But then do I am I not 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:42.400 allowed to meet the kid? 0:20:42.400 --> 0:20:42.879 And stuff? 0:20:43.480 --> 0:20:45.720 It depends on and you should really have a deal. 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:49.280 Oh I see, that's where we'd come through. Yeah, you 0:20:49.280 --> 0:20:51.480 could draft documents about this and you can have psycha 0:20:51.800 --> 0:20:54.639 contract about it, but predominantly your rights come from the 0:20:54.640 --> 0:20:58.320 birth certificate. So when people have said previously, okay, I've 0:20:58.320 --> 0:21:01.399 got my best friend a donor, and they go on 0:21:01.440 --> 0:21:04.359 the birth certificate, and then later in life that person says, 0:21:04.359 --> 0:21:05.600 you know what, I think I missed it out, like 0:21:05.640 --> 0:21:07.560 the hard yards. They missed all the baby stuff. The 0:21:07.600 --> 0:21:10.440 kids all of a sudden, fun can communicate playing soccer whatever. 0:21:10.680 --> 0:21:12.359 I want to be involved in this kid's life, and 0:21:12.400 --> 0:21:13.840 they can force their rights. Why could there on. 0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:14.280 The beast of it. 0:21:14.480 --> 0:21:17.000 Oh see, you've had cases like that where originally they 0:21:17.040 --> 0:21:20.000 agreed I'll be a hands off dad, but then change 0:21:20.040 --> 0:21:20.680 their mind later. 0:21:20.880 --> 0:21:21.400 Yeah. 0:21:21.680 --> 0:21:22.400 Right, And it's. 0:21:22.400 --> 0:21:24.800 Really tough on the mother because that wasn't the deal. 0:21:24.960 --> 0:21:26.520 The deal was your a sperm downe it even pay child 0:21:26.560 --> 0:21:28.760 sport all those years you weren't involved in the hard 0:21:28.800 --> 0:21:30.960 slog and yet you come back later. But in terms 0:21:31.000 --> 0:21:33.359 of the child, the child has a right to know 0:21:33.400 --> 0:21:35.280 both of their parents, and the court wild look at 0:21:35.320 --> 0:21:36.879 it from that perspective. So if you're not on the 0:21:36.880 --> 0:21:38.960 burst of it, you're not a father, not a parent. 0:21:39.560 --> 0:21:40.800 Stuff don't so you. 0:21:40.720 --> 0:21:42.800 Can deal with all that. I'd rather not be involved. 0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:45.720 I'll just be a godfather heavy stuff. Yeah, I'll be 0:21:45.720 --> 0:21:47.440 a fun uncle. I'm about to become an uncle in 0:21:47.880 --> 0:21:50.320 real life fun. And then I'm also I've got my 0:21:50.480 --> 0:21:53.960 hopes set on being asked to be godfather. Oh the godfather? Yeah, 0:21:53.960 --> 0:21:57.080 the godfather? Is that a legal binding name? No it's not. 0:21:57.119 --> 0:21:57.800 Oh I thought it was. 0:21:57.840 --> 0:21:58.439 I didn't think so. 0:21:58.800 --> 0:22:00.959 No it's not a legal thing. It's a traditional thing. 0:22:01.000 --> 0:22:01.720 It might have been rule. 0:22:02.440 --> 0:22:05.360 Yeah, okay. I just like the title titles. It makes 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:06.160 me feel very fancy. 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:06.800 It's a cool title. 0:22:06.840 --> 0:22:08.640 It is very cool title. I have to point out 0:22:08.640 --> 0:22:11.399 for done. The fit is fitting. They've got the Gucci 0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:13.240 head band. I love oh you love. 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:14.639 Yes, it is cool. Thank you. 0:22:14.840 --> 0:22:16.399 I think I saw you buy that on TikTok. 0:22:16.480 --> 0:22:19.280 A couple you may have and of course you've never 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:21.000 won these before we're wearing my Jimmy Choes for the 0:22:21.080 --> 0:22:21.560 Jimmy treoes. 0:22:21.560 --> 0:22:24.200 I thought they were Jimmy chooes. They're red and they're sparkly. 0:22:24.240 --> 0:22:26.800 Like Wizard of I was they like Dorothy. 0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:29.920 They're so cute. Where do you get your fashion? Who's 0:22:29.920 --> 0:22:31.360 your fashion? In spo? Like if you were to say 0:22:31.359 --> 0:22:33.360 there's someone that you look at and go, that's who 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:34.879 I want to dress? Like, is there someone out there? 0:22:35.000 --> 0:22:35.040 So? 0:22:35.320 --> 0:22:37.840 No, I'm not that person. Really Now, I call myself 0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:40.400 the original Dag because I will put things that don't 0:22:40.400 --> 0:22:42.439 go together and I would just buy whatever I like 0:22:42.480 --> 0:22:44.160 and or not the cover smatch. And I'm always getting 0:22:44.160 --> 0:22:46.399 feedback on TikTok for darn, that top doesn't go with 0:22:46.440 --> 0:22:49.440 that jacket. You're mixing the greens that. 0:22:49.440 --> 0:22:49.920 Sort of thing. 0:22:50.000 --> 0:22:51.240 Yeah, and I'm not going to kill I. 0:22:51.240 --> 0:22:53.600 Love that people really feel like they know you on TikTok. 0:22:53.640 --> 0:22:55.080 Do you get stopped in the street now all the time? 0:22:55.080 --> 0:22:56.359 People ask shopping centers? 0:22:56.359 --> 0:22:56.640 I do? 0:22:56.840 --> 0:22:57.800 I get that all the time? 0:22:57.880 --> 0:22:58.040 You know. 0:22:58.080 --> 0:23:00.720 We actually had Gena Leanno on the podcast recently. She 0:23:00.800 --> 0:23:02.400 works in family law too, and she. 0:23:02.440 --> 0:23:05.720 Told it's the often in like the courtroom environment, people 0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:08.000 in the children's court will ask for selfies and she'll 0:23:08.040 --> 0:23:10.680 have to be like, not now, guys, I can't take 0:23:10.720 --> 0:23:11.480 a photo in court. 0:23:11.520 --> 0:23:13.640 Do you get recognized in like the work environment now 0:23:13.640 --> 0:23:14.360 that you're on TikTok. 0:23:14.800 --> 0:23:17.480 I do, but most people are really respectful and don't 0:23:17.480 --> 0:23:20.160 say anything until after the case is Ever, so I've 0:23:20.160 --> 0:23:22.560 had like the judges associate come in and say, like, 0:23:22.600 --> 0:23:23.960 after the cases I ever were packing up at the 0:23:23.960 --> 0:23:26.119 bags at the bar table in the courtroom off a time, 0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:28.000 I'm a big fan. Oh wow, and that for clients there, 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:30.560 they're like, oh, if you like the courts on my side, Oh. 0:23:30.440 --> 0:23:32.200 My god, that was good. That was my next question. 0:23:32.359 --> 0:23:35.080 Do you think it helps or hinders your business? Because 0:23:35.320 --> 0:23:37.760 I don't know. If I was watching TikTok scrolling watching 0:23:37.760 --> 0:23:40.560 all these ridiculous videos then my family lawyer came up, 0:23:40.760 --> 0:23:42.480 I don't know if I'd go, oh, I love that 0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:43.160 or I hate that. 0:23:43.480 --> 0:23:46.600 Yeah, it's interesting. I think for the most part, I 0:23:46.600 --> 0:23:47.520 think it's a good thing. 0:23:47.760 --> 0:23:49.680 Yeah, I'm gonna say, surely you'd get more people trying 0:23:49.680 --> 0:23:50.119 to book you. 0:23:50.320 --> 0:23:52.600 Yeah, because the expertise is there. They know that I'll 0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:56.720 fight for you, and like not all lawyers are the same. 0:23:56.800 --> 0:23:59.960 Somebody can look like a lawyer. Let's say they're white, 0:24:00.280 --> 0:24:03.439 older male who looks like the really inteliware glasses. They 0:24:03.440 --> 0:24:05.280 look like they're really intelligent. That's sort of what most 0:24:05.320 --> 0:24:06.800 people sort of figure a lawyer looking. 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:08.040 Classic lawyer but baggy suit. 0:24:08.359 --> 0:24:10.720 Yeah, like that guy who has all these books behind 0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:13.919 him may look really intelligent. But let's say he was 0:24:13.960 --> 0:24:16.320 a teacher for thirty years became a lawyer later in life. 0:24:16.320 --> 0:24:18.080 It's only a five year lawyer. But the client has 0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:19.960 no idea, goes to see the guy who looks really 0:24:20.000 --> 0:24:22.600 smart and yet not that great lawyer, actually shit lawyer. 0:24:23.000 --> 0:24:25.879 And when people like I'm on norseual mums and in there, 0:24:25.880 --> 0:24:27.560 when people say I'm looking for lay blah blah blah. 0:24:27.600 --> 0:24:29.920 And then people post in the comments and they post 0:24:29.920 --> 0:24:33.120 people who I know are really really bad, like shit lawyers. Yeah, 0:24:33.119 --> 0:24:35.520 and I feel like they're their friends, their family, their uncle, whatever. 0:24:35.800 --> 0:24:38.119 Go and see whoever. And it's a really bad referral 0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:39.640 because I know that lawyer is really bad, and I'll 0:24:39.680 --> 0:24:42.520 say nothing, it's not my place. But what is better 0:24:42.640 --> 0:24:45.200 is I used so and so always get a referral 0:24:45.600 --> 0:24:47.920 when a client has used you, because then you know 0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:49.560 they did a good thing because they're referring you on 0:24:49.560 --> 0:24:51.160 because that actually did a good service. And I get 0:24:51.200 --> 0:24:54.840 lots of client referrals and people on TikTok say in 0:24:54.880 --> 0:24:56.440 my comments, oh yeah I used fun and she was 0:24:56.480 --> 0:24:57.280 great or whatever. 0:24:57.400 --> 0:24:58.800 Yeah, builds a little bit of confidence. 0:24:58.800 --> 0:25:00.520 I think, now what is going on with his cat 0:25:00.560 --> 0:25:04.720 and dog situation? Because I was screaming on okay for done, great, 0:25:05.000 --> 0:25:07.080 great TikTok presence. Life is on lock, she's got the 0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:09.479 Saturday play to day, got the gorgeous to children. And 0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:11.920 then I see you going. I think I might get 0:25:11.920 --> 0:25:14.000 a dog, and then I might get a cat. Thinking 0:25:14.080 --> 0:25:16.840 for done, aren't you going to drive yourself insane? Why 0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:18.720 are you doing this to yourself? And now you've got them? 0:25:18.960 --> 0:25:20.439 Yeah, I got a puppy in a kitten. 0:25:20.560 --> 0:25:22.320 Haven't you got enough on your platter as it is? 0:25:23.720 --> 0:25:25.600 We'll fuck it. She can afford it. 0:25:25.600 --> 0:25:26.680 It's true. It's a lot. 0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:27.280 Yeah. 0:25:27.320 --> 0:25:29.480 I don't know if I thought that through, but we're 0:25:29.480 --> 0:25:30.560 getting through it day by day. 0:25:30.560 --> 0:25:31.760 How's it going? Is it all right? 0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:34.800 Well? The puppy toilet training is difficult. The cat is 0:25:34.800 --> 0:25:37.680 fine because cat has a good litter situation. They're very intelligent, 0:25:37.720 --> 0:25:38.680 which is a cat cat. 0:25:38.760 --> 0:25:41.800 I agree, they just instinctively know where this shit. It's amazing, 0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:42.560 it's so great. 0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:45.000 So the cat has it, gets it. The puppy not 0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:45.360 so much. 0:25:45.440 --> 0:25:49.120 What kind of dog cavalie? Oh gorgeous. I've got a koodoll, 0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:50.520 very cute. Did they get along? 0:25:51.240 --> 0:25:53.760 No? But they play like they fight all the time, 0:25:53.840 --> 0:25:56.800 play fight. But the dog will like bite the cat's ears, 0:25:56.800 --> 0:25:59.399 bite the tail, jump on the cat. But the cat will, 0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:01.240 you know, get the dog in a headline. 0:26:01.280 --> 0:26:03.600 Good, I'm team cat, yeah, team cat. 0:26:03.800 --> 0:26:04.760 Yeah in the situation. 0:26:05.960 --> 0:26:06.840 Yeah, they fight a lot. 0:26:06.960 --> 0:26:08.080 Now we need to get you to do and is 0:26:08.119 --> 0:26:09.959 it just me of your own you've got any gym? 0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:11.760 But before we do, and I want to ask about 0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:14.040 the mister fadanav at all the internet is obsessed with 0:26:14.080 --> 0:26:15.119 trying to find your husband. 0:26:15.880 --> 0:26:16.439 I don't get it. 0:26:16.680 --> 0:26:17.359 Leave him alone. 0:26:17.560 --> 0:26:20.080 Yeah yeah, And he's not like he just is not phased, 0:26:20.359 --> 0:26:23.240 not interested in social media, hates TikTok, doesn't even watch 0:26:23.240 --> 0:26:27.080 my tiktoks. Yeah, just thinks that the drama is ridiculous 0:26:27.119 --> 0:26:28.919 and he's not interested. So and I see to him 0:26:28.960 --> 0:26:31.080 because you're not participating. And I want to do sometimes 0:26:31.119 --> 0:26:33.600 the couple trends and I want to get him involved. No, 0:26:33.800 --> 0:26:34.400 not interested. 0:26:34.600 --> 0:26:36.359 There's a mystery. Don't you just want to post a 0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:38.400 photo to go here? He is shut the fuck up. 0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:41.960 No, but you come this far keeping He will never 0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:45.520 compromise his integrity that way because he's not a believer 0:26:46.080 --> 0:26:48.600 in social media and private person at heart. 0:26:48.960 --> 0:26:50.840 Did they give you a bit of freedom to potentially 0:26:50.880 --> 0:26:52.159 talk shit about him on TikTok? 0:26:52.160 --> 0:26:53.520 If you know he's not going to watch. 0:26:54.080 --> 0:26:57.640 People will tell him. Ah, I have thought about that. 0:26:58.200 --> 0:26:59.439 Is it just me? 0:27:01.520 --> 0:27:04.160 You can follow the show online? Just search a couple 0:27:04.240 --> 0:27:04.800 of mitches. 0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:08.560 If you don't, you're a tighead. Well, I can't believe 0:27:08.600 --> 0:27:10.719 this is your first podcast. Are you feeling comfortable? You're 0:27:10.720 --> 0:27:11.320 feeling relaxed? 0:27:11.359 --> 0:27:12.480 I am, yes, having great time? 0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:15.200 Yeah? Good? Well should we get Fordne's iGEM? Yes? 0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:16.760 We wanted you to bring it. Is it's me of 0:27:16.800 --> 0:27:19.000 your own? What are you thinking if you've got one prepared? 0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.439 Well, there's a lot of pressure. I thought about a 0:27:22.440 --> 0:27:24.520 couple of things. I've got a couple of ideas because 0:27:24.520 --> 0:27:27.159 I couldn't decide which one. So I'll tell you the 0:27:27.200 --> 0:27:28.359 first one that comes to mind. 0:27:28.440 --> 0:27:29.920 Okay, we'll do the first one. There a tanks. We 0:27:29.920 --> 0:27:30.920 could just do another one. 0:27:30.760 --> 0:27:32.680 Which, by the way, no pressure. They tank all the time. 0:27:32.720 --> 0:27:34.480 If it's shit, I tell Cheery that sucked. 0:27:34.920 --> 0:27:36.480 I think last week I did. And is it just 0:27:36.520 --> 0:27:38.920 me that I've done three times? Yeah, we've been doing 0:27:38.920 --> 0:27:42.000 the show so long. I've had the thought and I 0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:43.560 bring it back up mitches like you said that four 0:27:43.640 --> 0:27:47.960 years ago. Oh yeah, nothing changes around here. So all right, well, Bradley, 0:27:48.000 --> 0:27:49.959 a musician will count you in. You'll hear is it 0:27:50.000 --> 0:27:52.320 just me? Then you finish the sentence and we'll just 0:27:52.400 --> 0:27:53.960 we'll rattle them all off. We'll go through them all. 0:27:54.040 --> 0:27:54.640 Oh brillant. 0:27:54.640 --> 0:27:56.440 Okay, all right, let's go Bradley. 0:27:58.440 --> 0:27:59.720 Is it just me? 0:28:01.520 --> 0:28:06.080 Should we have learned how to change a tire in school? Oh? 0:28:06.160 --> 0:28:09.879 Yeah, that would have been far more youthful skill and algebra? 0:28:10.040 --> 0:28:12.679 Yeah, I agree. I have one of those like dodge 0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:14.760 driving lessons in high school, Like they taught you how 0:28:14.760 --> 0:28:17.159 to go around cones and things like I actually you 0:28:17.200 --> 0:28:17.680 were in the car. 0:28:17.720 --> 0:28:18.600 It's part of high school. 0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:20.080 An evasive what's it called? 0:28:20.119 --> 0:28:21.560 It's you're private or public? 0:28:21.880 --> 0:28:22.280 Public. 0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:24.800 I'm surprised their insurance would cover that really. 0:28:24.920 --> 0:28:26.680 Yeah, I don't think they cared about us, to be honest, 0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:28.880 we're doing some dodger shit. But I was the passenger 0:28:28.880 --> 0:28:30.280 and they went around cones and this is how you 0:28:30.320 --> 0:28:32.160 get away and a skid and if you have boring, if. 0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:36.159 You're a passenger, I'm like, goodness. 0:28:36.320 --> 0:28:39.880 No, Wait, So do you think would you prefer to 0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:41.240 have known in school? Well? 0:28:41.400 --> 0:28:43.920 When I watch American TV and you see them doing 0:28:44.160 --> 0:28:47.920 drivers and there learning how to drive a car, and 0:28:47.920 --> 0:28:50.320 they're learning skills associated with the car, and I assume 0:28:50.360 --> 0:28:51.680 it's how to change a tire to. 0:28:51.640 --> 0:28:54.160 Actually do that in America, yes, that's part of school. 0:28:54.320 --> 0:28:56.320 Yes, Oh well then fuck, let's just copy plaste the 0:28:56.360 --> 0:28:57.280 curriculum and do it here. 0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.520 That'll be great. No, I don't want America. It's curriculum. 0:29:00.200 --> 0:29:02.560 American school isn't isn't perfect by any means. 0:29:02.560 --> 0:29:04.160 But have you ever been caught in a pinch though, 0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:06.520 either of you, where you've had to change a tire? 0:29:06.680 --> 0:29:08.880 It's handy to know. No, I couldn't do it. I'm 0:29:08.920 --> 0:29:11.240 too pretty fair, die I touch. 0:29:11.240 --> 0:29:13.120 I'm not going to touch all that filth on the tires. 0:29:13.240 --> 0:29:15.160 I just coin rome and then you have to wait 0:29:15.200 --> 0:29:17.280 an hour or whatever or cool hubby and. 0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:20.920 See waiting for the NRMA shit, that to me, for 0:29:20.960 --> 0:29:22.600 whatever reason, feels like a waste of time. 0:29:22.640 --> 0:29:23.960 I'm just like, I'm gonna pop the spare on. 0:29:24.000 --> 0:29:26.200 I'm on the go, I'm moving. I only ever drive 0:29:26.400 --> 0:29:28.400 my car when I've got errands to do, and so 0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:29.840 I'm like, I'm not gonna let that slow me down. 0:29:29.880 --> 0:29:30.640 I'm changing the tire. 0:29:30.680 --> 0:29:31.160 Off we go. 0:29:31.360 --> 0:29:33.320 Do you have the spare tire? So I used his 0:29:33.400 --> 0:29:35.640 my first word problem. I used to have a Mercedes 0:29:35.720 --> 0:29:37.760 and in the boot when I got my fat tire 0:29:37.760 --> 0:29:39.000 and opened it, there's no spare. 0:29:39.400 --> 0:29:40.440 They have the goop. 0:29:40.800 --> 0:29:41.640 Do you know about the goop? 0:29:41.720 --> 0:29:44.160 What's the oh? Is that like you patch it up? 0:29:44.440 --> 0:29:47.080 Nah? It's well maybe it's like a patch, but yeah, 0:29:47.280 --> 0:29:50.200 they put something instead on the tire. 0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:52.120 We call it the goop. 0:29:52.120 --> 0:29:52.840 I don't know what the real is. 0:29:52.840 --> 0:29:53.840 And it just stops the hole. 0:29:54.200 --> 0:29:56.400 Yeah, they basically plug the hole and you're ride around 0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:57.000 on the tire. 0:29:57.200 --> 0:29:57.480 Wow. 0:29:58.360 --> 0:30:00.520 Rather than so, they just got my this goop and 0:30:00.560 --> 0:30:02.280 I'm like, where's the spare note, I'm like, this car 0:30:02.280 --> 0:30:04.400 costs an exhalmited amount of money and you didn't give 0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.040 me a gotten for done? 0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:07.760 Yeah, got a spare. 0:30:08.440 --> 0:30:11.160 I've traded cars now yeah, okay, I don't always come 0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:11.560 with a spare. 0:30:11.680 --> 0:30:14.160 No, okay, good, just another one. So neither of you 0:30:14.240 --> 0:30:16.640 know how to change a tire at all. It's very intuitive. 0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:17.800 I think that jack's involved. 0:30:18.120 --> 0:30:20.520 I can tell you the tricky part for me, because 0:30:20.520 --> 0:30:22.720 I've had to change my tire an embarrassing amount of times. 0:30:22.720 --> 0:30:26.040 I always clicked the gutter like a grandma. The hardest 0:30:26.080 --> 0:30:28.160 part is finding the jack points. You can't just jack 0:30:28.160 --> 0:30:29.560 it up at any point. You have to like finger 0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:32.280 under the car and find the right slot to put 0:30:32.280 --> 0:30:33.040 the jack in. 0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:34.320 Noither you give a fuck about this. 0:30:35.400 --> 0:30:36.840 I was gonna have plugged many a hole. But it's 0:30:37.000 --> 0:30:39.120 nothing to do with changing a tire for done, all right, 0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:41.600 I can see for Dan's phone. She's got notes, she's cut. 0:30:41.840 --> 0:30:44.280 You've got the most prepared shit. Let's see the next one. 0:30:44.280 --> 0:30:45.560 But don't go away, mate. 0:30:45.600 --> 0:30:50.400 Okay, My next one is. 0:30:48.520 --> 0:30:49.680 Is it just me? 0:30:52.160 --> 0:30:54.960 Does Greek yogurt make every dinner taste better? 0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:57.120 Oh? Yes? Next? 0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:00.240 No, I agree, I fucking agree. 0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:02.440 Not on its own. You can't just pop Greek yogat 0:31:02.480 --> 0:31:03.120 on a chicken. 0:31:03.200 --> 0:31:05.400 And it's not all Greek yogat. It's created equol. I'm 0:31:05.400 --> 0:31:07.960 a Farmer's Union fan. It's creamy, it's delicious. 0:31:07.960 --> 0:31:09.840 It's not the square tub like. It's kind of a 0:31:09.840 --> 0:31:13.400 square big tub. Yeah. Yes, it's not like a round Shabanni. 0:31:13.320 --> 0:31:17.080 Rectangles rectangle, and it's just so creamy. And you could 0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:19.560 have it with everything, especially lamb oh. 0:31:19.480 --> 0:31:21.920 Yeah yeah yeah, but I don't know if you can 0:31:21.960 --> 0:31:23.520 put it on anything, either a bit of lemon or 0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:25.320 a bit of like you put a bit of mintor. 0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:27.200 Yeah, well salt, olive oil, lemon. 0:31:26.920 --> 0:31:28.120 That's all you need. Staples. 0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:30.960 I pop a bit of blood yogurt on everything, a bit. 0:31:30.840 --> 0:31:32.320 Of pepper in their bit of garlic. 0:31:32.440 --> 0:31:34.640 I use it in lieu of mayonnaise, basically because I 0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:37.640 actually hate fucking vegetables, but apparently it's the place to 0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:39.640 eat them for your health. Yeah, and so I just 0:31:39.680 --> 0:31:41.680 pop a doll up a yogurt on pretty much everything. 0:31:41.840 --> 0:31:45.280 Done. I've just got a ninja creamy you on the 0:31:45.360 --> 0:31:46.760 ninja creamy side of TikTok. 0:31:48.080 --> 0:31:49.080 I know what a ninja is. 0:31:49.480 --> 0:31:50.560 Ninja. You've got the air fries. 0:31:50.920 --> 0:31:52.200 I don't know if they do a blend down. I 0:31:52.240 --> 0:31:54.520 know they do an out to a oven like barbecue fan. 0:31:54.640 --> 0:31:56.680 Yes, and they also have a creamy which is you 0:31:56.720 --> 0:31:58.880 put frozen, you put liquids in a tarby freezer, then 0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:01.440 it makes it into ice cream. All right, Yeah, if 0:32:01.480 --> 0:32:03.760 you get on that side, paying your mate, what's going on? 0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:06.720 They're actually fucking not. And I really talked to missed 0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:09.320 Ninja because I should be making bank off this. Anyway. 0:32:09.480 --> 0:32:11.120 I put you put yogurt and honey and a bit 0:32:11.160 --> 0:32:12.719 of cinnamon in a pot freezer and then you've got 0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:16.400 the best locale ice cream ever. It really does sound 0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:18.000 like an adulet's move on. Yeah, I was going to say, 0:32:19.520 --> 0:32:21.880 I thought, for darn given your side of TikTok, you'd 0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:23.040 be on Ninja creamy talk. 0:32:23.200 --> 0:32:25.000 Now because I'm on an ice cream person like Ninja 0:32:25.000 --> 0:32:27.760 did approach me and said, pick whatever you like as 0:32:27.800 --> 0:32:30.200 many as you like things of our website, give them 0:32:30.240 --> 0:32:33.680 mich numberous and I was like, oh, and they didn't 0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:34.880 give me a budget. I'm like, is they're a budget, 0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:36.240 then don't give me a budget. How many ping things 0:32:36.240 --> 0:32:39.000 do I pick? So I picked the Big Ninja because 0:32:39.000 --> 0:32:40.680 I had the two draw one picked the Big Ninja. 0:32:41.880 --> 0:32:44.600 So I upgraded my my air fright and then I 0:32:44.640 --> 0:32:48.440 picked the outdoor barbecue. Oh they've gotten an outdoor Yeah, 0:32:48.480 --> 0:32:51.400 it's like a barbecue. But I didn't know that. It's 0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:52.600 like you've got to plug it in and you can 0:32:52.600 --> 0:32:54.280 only use it outdoors. I thought it was a barbecue. 0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:56.600 You can use indoors, all right, so my dinners. But 0:32:56.640 --> 0:32:58.080 then when I read the instructions, it's like, do not 0:32:58.160 --> 0:32:59.240 use indoors, And I'm like, oh, no. 0:33:00.000 --> 0:33:01.320 Go to do with your house your rules? 0:33:01.400 --> 0:33:04.280 Yeah, yeah, Well I'm a little worried about fires, but 0:33:04.320 --> 0:33:06.440 I thought about it bleater, but I would never I 0:33:06.440 --> 0:33:08.000 don't eat ice cream, so I would never have. 0:33:08.080 --> 0:33:09.760 Well, shit, can we give you that contact off when 0:33:09.760 --> 0:33:11.920 we finish the show? Yeah you are. I'm doing a 0:33:11.920 --> 0:33:14.320 lot of freeing pr for Yeah. 0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:16.600 It took me like two years, but finally they got 0:33:16.600 --> 0:33:16.920 the hint. 0:33:16.960 --> 0:33:19.480 Okay, let's do another one. She's got plenty. Okay, Bradley 0:33:19.520 --> 0:33:23.000 hit us again. Is it just me? 0:33:27.840 --> 0:33:31.840 Should we be able to use emojis in everyday life, 0:33:32.160 --> 0:33:36.240 in particular when you're writing correspondence writing letters and I 0:33:36.320 --> 0:33:37.560 just want to use an emoji? 0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:37.880 Oh? 0:33:37.920 --> 0:33:39.760 I thought you meant everyday life is in like we 0:33:39.960 --> 0:33:43.200 just sticulate, we try and replicate the emoji in conversations 0:33:43.200 --> 0:33:43.880 ourselves with. 0:33:44.080 --> 0:33:46.960 Crime, the crying with laughter emoji, just in real what 0:33:47.000 --> 0:33:49.840 you want to say is exactly an emoji. Yes, if 0:33:49.920 --> 0:33:51.600 only you could just hold up the sign that had 0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:53.640 the emoji there, or you know, magically it would appear. 0:33:54.000 --> 0:33:56.120 Or when I'm writing legal letters to the other side 0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:58.560 sometimes I just kind of put an emoji there. Or 0:33:58.640 --> 0:34:00.760 when the client, like had this client who we call 0:34:00.840 --> 0:34:04.160 the other side B one and B two because they 0:34:04.240 --> 0:34:05.760 just write really dumb things, and I just want to 0:34:05.760 --> 0:34:08.880 send him with the banana emojis. But I don't want 0:34:08.880 --> 0:34:10.239 to write B one and B two, so I just 0:34:10.239 --> 0:34:12.279 want to send him the banana emoji when they write 0:34:12.280 --> 0:34:12.759 really dumb se. 0:34:13.000 --> 0:34:15.879 Definitely do put emojis in my emails, but perhaps there's 0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:18.000 less at stake for me than working in law. 0:34:18.000 --> 0:34:22.279 Do you do that by pushing Windows stop on. 0:34:22.239 --> 0:34:25.480 The Mac it's like control command space bars, so. 0:34:25.440 --> 0:34:27.960 You know the little coat. I've only recently discovered that 0:34:28.320 --> 0:34:28.960 you could do that. 0:34:29.040 --> 0:34:30.480 You can with the winning So. 0:34:30.480 --> 0:34:33.440 What's sopping you now that you know there's like ten emojis? 0:34:33.440 --> 0:34:35.960 I want all of them. I want the flace, the face. 0:34:36.120 --> 0:34:37.080 You're on Windows. 0:34:37.200 --> 0:34:41.440 Yeah, emojis I've never considered I put an emoji in 0:34:41.480 --> 0:34:42.000 an email? 0:34:42.080 --> 0:34:44.080 How will that translate on someone's PC? 0:34:44.520 --> 0:34:49.080 Oh? Yeah, I think they're those ugly android emojis. Gross. 0:34:50.080 --> 0:34:51.879 You also could not if I was in a court 0:34:51.920 --> 0:34:53.680 of all and someone was suing me. And then it 0:34:53.719 --> 0:34:56.640 comes up with Mitchell Tury with like a little shucker's emoji, 0:34:56.840 --> 0:34:59.960 like you're being served by Dan with a little fear 0:35:00.040 --> 0:35:02.719 grow up emoja. But this isn't no. I don't buy these. 0:35:02.800 --> 0:35:05.120 I reckon you should sign off your emails with the 0:35:05.280 --> 0:35:07.160 DAN and then the nail polish emoji. 0:35:07.400 --> 0:35:10.680 Oh that's like fancy lemons. 0:35:10.760 --> 0:35:12.960 What emoji encapulate encapsulates for Dan? 0:35:13.040 --> 0:35:14.359 Do you think, Oh, it's got a bit of lemon. 0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:15.920 Yeah, I've got lemon. 0:35:16.400 --> 0:35:18.759 I'm all about so yeah, it's just a bit of 0:35:18.760 --> 0:35:21.680 a phase. But every time anyone sees lemons anywhere, I 0:35:21.719 --> 0:35:25.440 get tagged like Solom like Spotlight Reject Shop. They've been 0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:28.239 having lemon stuff TJ Max for a long time and 0:35:28.239 --> 0:35:30.000 people think that I don't already know. So I'll get 0:35:30.040 --> 0:35:32.399 like a hundred messages telling me there's dinner where it's 0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:33.319 Spotlight with lemon. 0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:35.359 Did you see that big lemon on TikTok that woman 0:35:35.400 --> 0:35:37.640 had grown and it looks like it was huge. It 0:35:37.680 --> 0:35:39.640 was like this, yes, and then she cut it in half. Yes, 0:35:39.680 --> 0:35:42.040 and it was it was like this big. But it 0:35:42.080 --> 0:35:43.600 was a word for it. Yeah, it was a wild 0:35:43.680 --> 0:35:47.200 lemon and it just had different basketball. Yes, yeah it was. Yeah. 0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:48.719 Probably, I'm just trying to remind you that you're on 0:35:48.760 --> 0:35:51.360 a podcast. My hands going this big. 0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:53.160 And I've made a career out of an audio medium 0:35:53.200 --> 0:35:55.160 for da and I never learned that people can't see me. 0:35:55.600 --> 0:35:57.879 And it's a travesty because I'm very gorgeous, for Dan said, 0:35:58.320 --> 0:35:59.520 And they cut it in half and it was like 0:35:59.520 --> 0:36:01.360 a brain and yeah, yeah. 0:36:01.160 --> 0:36:02.799 I was tagged a lot in that video. Yes, all 0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:03.160 over it? 0:36:03.280 --> 0:36:05.000 All right, do you have one more? Do one more? Origin? 0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:06.279 I think? Do you have another? How many more have 0:36:06.320 --> 0:36:06.600 you got? 0:36:06.719 --> 0:36:08.000 I think I've got one more? 0:36:08.000 --> 0:36:11.760 But we may well we've come this, Come on, Bradley, 0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:12.160 off we go? 0:36:14.120 --> 0:36:15.279 Is it just me? 0:36:17.560 --> 0:36:20.680 Is the news that they're making a new Legally Blonde? 0:36:20.960 --> 0:36:22.839 I think it's a series, the best news ever. 0:36:23.160 --> 0:36:24.520 Oh just you? 0:36:25.360 --> 0:36:29.319 We love Legally We love it would Yeah, no, maybe 0:36:29.360 --> 0:36:30.120 it's a girl thing. 0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:33.600 I've not seen it. We're very I've never seen Legally Blonde. 0:36:34.120 --> 0:36:36.200 I haven't seen it. I've never seen it. 0:36:36.400 --> 0:36:37.200 Oh you're missing out. 0:36:37.280 --> 0:36:37.840 I've seen it. 0:36:37.920 --> 0:36:40.880 But sometimes I feel like turning ship into a series 0:36:40.920 --> 0:36:44.200 it just ruins it, you know, Like sometimes sequels can 0:36:44.239 --> 0:36:46.880 really see us do Legally Bond two, which Shouse was 0:36:47.480 --> 0:36:47.839 very bad. 0:36:48.280 --> 0:36:50.480 Sometimes the sequels of things are better than the originally, 0:36:50.520 --> 0:36:52.520 like Shrek two, it's very very much better. 0:36:54.000 --> 0:36:54.719 I disagree. 0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.560 Really, I don't think the series of Legally Blonde could 0:36:57.600 --> 0:36:58.719 possibly be better than the movie. 0:36:58.760 --> 0:37:01.520 What if her daughter play l Woods the young. 0:37:03.960 --> 0:37:06.360 The same, Yeah, I think when she was in high school. 0:37:06.719 --> 0:37:08.719 See they did that with Greece. It was like the 0:37:08.840 --> 0:37:11.200 Rise of the Pink Ladies. I'm like, I don't care 0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:13.680 about some click in a high school before the main 0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:14.480 characters tournament. 0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:16.839 I don't care. Yeah, the history, but it's also very 0:37:16.840 --> 0:37:18.719 you for darn, Like it's a lawyer right, yes, it's 0:37:18.719 --> 0:37:21.160 the loyal life. It's lawyer dress as well. 0:37:21.160 --> 0:37:24.319 It's real, it's inspiring, it's who you are. 0:37:24.560 --> 0:37:26.600 That's your c that's your solibook. Like you can be 0:37:26.760 --> 0:37:27.320 l Woods. 0:37:27.440 --> 0:37:28.360 Okay, you take it. 0:37:28.400 --> 0:37:30.680 Oh my god, for Dae, the Australian el Woods, they're 0:37:30.680 --> 0:37:34.600 practically twins. Yeah, basically yeah, okay, well but great, great 0:37:34.800 --> 0:37:36.960 gyms for dark, brilliant. 0:37:37.200 --> 0:37:40.480 Now before we let you go, very important question for you. 0:37:40.520 --> 0:37:41.719 I don't think you can ask for darn. 0:37:42.320 --> 0:37:43.720 Why not we ask every guest. 0:37:43.880 --> 0:37:46.919 She's a lawyer, and she holds herself with such esteem. 0:37:46.960 --> 0:37:49.479 You're very regal. I just feel like we should skip 0:37:49.520 --> 0:37:52.959 it with for darn. This question is it's too vulgar? Oh? 0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:53.440 Vulgar. 0:37:55.160 --> 0:37:58.560 I've actually noticed that you've not sworn once this whole podcast, 0:37:58.600 --> 0:38:00.360 and I've been swearing like a fucking share it. 0:38:00.440 --> 0:38:02.120 On hot days, I swear all the time. 0:38:02.239 --> 0:38:05.319 I must be just the environment you can sweat. 0:38:05.400 --> 0:38:08.920 Can you want to say your favorite swear word? Fuck? 0:38:09.200 --> 0:38:11.680 Oh, it's got to be because I say the fuck it. 0:38:11.719 --> 0:38:12.960 I can afford it. It just comes out. 0:38:12.960 --> 0:38:16.320 I do cuss a little. That sounds great out of 0:38:16.360 --> 0:38:16.800 your mouth. 0:38:16.840 --> 0:38:19.839 Fuck. Yeah, I say it like and sometimes because when 0:38:19.880 --> 0:38:22.360 I talk to clients, I will have to refrain. Depending 0:38:22.400 --> 0:38:25.319 on the client. Yes, if they came from TikTok, they 0:38:25.360 --> 0:38:27.120 know that I swear. But sometimes when I talk to 0:38:27.160 --> 0:38:32.080 the other side, you would have been such a bitch face, like, 0:38:32.120 --> 0:38:33.000 calm the fuck down. 0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:34.759 Yes, Well, how do you feel. Am I allowed to 0:38:34.760 --> 0:38:36.440 ask this question? Chery's trying to veto it. 0:38:36.480 --> 0:38:37.759 Not I'm trying to be to it. I just I 0:38:37.760 --> 0:38:39.359 didn't realize you were. You had such a potty mouth, 0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:40.640 so ask away. Fuck it. 0:38:40.800 --> 0:38:43.040 Yeah, but we do this thing with every guest where 0:38:43.080 --> 0:38:45.439 we ask them to contribute to our list of things 0:38:45.480 --> 0:38:46.560 better than drugs and dick. 0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.000 The reason we do that, I. 0:38:48.960 --> 0:38:51.000 Wish our idiots could see her face when I said that. 0:38:51.200 --> 0:38:52.960 The reason we do that, it's not as putrid as 0:38:53.000 --> 0:38:55.080 it sounds. It's because we don't want our young listeners, 0:38:55.320 --> 0:38:57.040 who might be in a phase in life where they're 0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:59.359 becoming a bit obsessed with partying and boys and what 0:38:59.400 --> 0:39:01.279 have you. We don't them to believe that that's all 0:39:01.320 --> 0:39:03.799 there is to life. There's little things you can appreciate, 0:39:04.440 --> 0:39:06.920 like the crunch of a good autumn leaf under your shoes. 0:39:07.400 --> 0:39:10.799 Shit like that. I'll find some examples. Actually, she's just 0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:12.080 stunned in silence for done. 0:39:12.880 --> 0:39:15.439 We're worried. If you finish, you can say whatever you want. 0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:18.319 I'm finding some exactly Well, I've got ideas. Oh yeah, 0:39:18.719 --> 0:39:20.440 I told you should be honest, right, these are the ideas. 0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:22.200 Wait, quickly, did you have a period in your youth 0:39:22.239 --> 0:39:23.440 of the drugs and the dick and I was and 0:39:23.480 --> 0:39:26.200 you were. That's more inappropriate than what I asked. It was. 0:39:26.440 --> 0:39:29.560 Well, if you've read my book, you'd know. Oh, I 0:39:29.600 --> 0:39:30.839 did send you a copy of my book. 0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:33.400 I signed copy. Yes, I have the book. Did you 0:39:33.440 --> 0:39:34.080 read in my book? 0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:34.680 I now it's long. 0:39:34.719 --> 0:39:36.719 I didn't. I did not read the full thing. No, 0:39:36.960 --> 0:39:39.160 I'm sorry. I apologize, but I thought it was fiction. 0:39:39.880 --> 0:39:42.640 No, this is the real life, for darn dating story. Oh, 0:39:42.840 --> 0:39:45.839 from when I had fifty one first dates and also 0:39:45.880 --> 0:39:47.520 the second date to the third dates, et c. It 0:39:47.560 --> 0:39:49.759 talks about my whole sex life everything. 0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:52.560 Even when I and I wasn't sent to fucking. 0:39:52.080 --> 0:39:54.600 Thirty one to thirty three. I think the years are. 0:39:54.640 --> 0:39:56.560 So that they were your naughty years, thirty one to 0:39:56.600 --> 0:39:56.960 thirty three. 0:39:57.040 --> 0:39:59.120 Oh, they were the win. It was documented. In my twenties, 0:39:59.120 --> 0:40:01.840 I was more party. Yeah, thirties was luck. You know, 0:40:01.880 --> 0:40:05.040 we're on a husband hunt here, So twenties was you know? 0:40:05.080 --> 0:40:07.360 When I was in my twenties, I was broke as fuck, 0:40:07.760 --> 0:40:09.600 even though I was a lawyer, struggling and when you're 0:40:09.600 --> 0:40:12.120 a UNI student, like early twenties really really poor. 0:40:12.400 --> 0:40:15.080 That's what I was come in handy right, Yeah, yeah, 0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:16.680 it's really Lexia makes you sexier. 0:40:16.719 --> 0:40:18.600 And also there is something about a law boy like 0:40:18.640 --> 0:40:20.719 they're hot in your Uni days. Was with there's some 0:40:20.760 --> 0:40:24.160 hot unicute Uni boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. So. 0:40:24.320 --> 0:40:26.600 Some examples of things better than drugs and dick that 0:40:26.680 --> 0:40:30.279 our other guests have given us yep, chock coated sultanas 0:40:30.280 --> 0:40:33.279 according to Tim Abbott, when you haven't started the chock 0:40:33.320 --> 0:40:36.120 top before the movie. Reuben Kay said that one rees 0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:38.400 Nicholson said weighted anxiety blanket a. 0:40:38.400 --> 0:40:40.800 Jela Bishops at her waterbed yep. Lara G. 0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:43.440 Marshall from The Saddle Club said oozing lava cakes are 0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:44.759 better than drugs and dick, and you. 0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:46.640 Can quote her on that. Yeah, she's always what do 0:40:46.680 --> 0:40:47.919 you got for as a little pleasure in life? 0:40:47.920 --> 0:40:51.160 For darn Okay, this is a little out there green 0:40:51.440 --> 0:40:53.919 crunchy plums with salt. 0:40:54.440 --> 0:40:56.040 That is out there. There's a lot to take in 0:40:56.200 --> 0:40:58.239 green plums, that's a thing. 0:40:58.520 --> 0:41:02.319 Yeah, when they're not ripe, it'll give you a tummy ache. No, 0:41:02.440 --> 0:41:04.560 everyone says that, man, No. 0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:05.959 Just popping it on the list. 0:41:06.640 --> 0:41:08.680 I could have those. It's like it's only very very 0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:10.840 niche before they get ripe, so it might happen for 0:41:10.880 --> 0:41:13.160 maybe four weeks a year. I think I prefer dick 0:41:13.160 --> 0:41:16.239 then green crunch, green crunchy plums, I'm telling you, and 0:41:16.280 --> 0:41:17.680 with salt with salt. 0:41:17.680 --> 0:41:19.799 I my god, yes, that's that trend online. Everyone's eating 0:41:19.840 --> 0:41:21.360 the raw almonds with salt. Have you seen that? 0:41:21.600 --> 0:41:24.000 And I win the freaks up and ask not in season? Really, 0:41:24.120 --> 0:41:24.720 but I'm waiting. 0:41:24.719 --> 0:41:25.759 That'd be bitter, wouldn't it. 0:41:26.080 --> 0:41:28.080 I'm sure I hear that crunch and geesez. 0:41:29.960 --> 0:41:32.160 Okay, add Greek yogurt to that as well. 0:41:32.200 --> 0:41:35.720 On not with the plums. 0:41:35.480 --> 0:41:36.480 Doesn't make everything better? 0:41:36.520 --> 0:41:38.640 No, but I've never tried it, like it might might 0:41:38.719 --> 0:41:39.239 make it better. 0:41:39.360 --> 0:41:40.080 Try everything once. 0:41:40.160 --> 0:41:42.200 I wouldn't think to put salt with the plums. 0:41:42.200 --> 0:41:46.319 So hey, all green crunchy apple with salt also works? Yeah, 0:41:46.440 --> 0:41:47.560 Granny Smith apple, I. 0:41:47.560 --> 0:41:49.040 Could fuck with that. Actually, that sounds amazing. 0:41:49.000 --> 0:41:50.440 I had a green apple my TEENI when it's got 0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:53.600 a green apple or a margarita, it's yeah, it's really good. 0:41:53.640 --> 0:41:56.200 I don't like Martinis this in general because of the salt. 0:41:56.400 --> 0:42:00.560 Oh yeah, really yeah, I adore salt making mistake, but 0:42:00.600 --> 0:42:01.400 not on a drink. 0:42:01.200 --> 0:42:03.400 My favorite drink. I feel like you can connect on this. 0:42:03.560 --> 0:42:06.320 Dan is a really really dirty gin Martini. 0:42:06.680 --> 0:42:08.400 Yeah, I don't mind it to find dirty. 0:42:08.920 --> 0:42:11.880 Like it's olive Brian three olives a good shot of 0:42:11.880 --> 0:42:18.000 olive Brian just gin the move, that's it cold and affords. Yeah, 0:42:18.640 --> 0:42:21.520 I can afford more, more, more, more, This is good. 0:42:21.520 --> 0:42:23.000 What else you have for the I was going to 0:42:23.000 --> 0:42:25.640 say something boring, like coffee boring? 0:42:25.640 --> 0:42:26.359 Now, yeah, that is boring. 0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:27.319 That is better than drugs. 0:42:27.680 --> 0:42:28.319 No, it's not. 0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:32.239 It's the most addicted in the morning. My whole life 0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:33.000 feel on coffee. 0:42:33.120 --> 0:42:33.400 True. 0:42:33.640 --> 0:42:37.600 Okay, shower, yeah, that's good, burning hot. Are you a 0:42:37.680 --> 0:42:38.560 bath girl? No? 0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:41.680 Never not, And I have lots of bath paraphernalia, but 0:42:41.760 --> 0:42:42.360 I don't really. 0:42:42.280 --> 0:42:44.040 Send them my way down because I bath the kids. 0:42:44.080 --> 0:42:46.200 It's like a chore bath. 0:42:46.640 --> 0:42:48.200 I do love a bath. Mine, it's not quite big 0:42:48.280 --> 0:42:51.200 enough for me, and I'm not a large person. It's 0:42:51.280 --> 0:42:52.160 very uncomfort Yeah. 0:42:52.239 --> 0:42:54.880 I don't really fit in bath. If you ever had 0:42:55.200 --> 0:42:57.280 try to have sex in a bath, no, horrific. 0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:58.799 Yeah, it's really hard. 0:42:59.040 --> 0:43:03.440 It it needs to be. It's really it's difficult. It's hard, 0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:05.759 and it's big. I mean, sign me out. Yeah, really 0:43:06.040 --> 0:43:06.640 those photos. 0:43:07.120 --> 0:43:09.840 The bath needs to be big enough. There's a water problem. 0:43:10.040 --> 0:43:13.520 Ye, you think water shower sex. But it sounds hot, 0:43:14.200 --> 0:43:17.440 it's gonna work, but it doesn't. It almost does the opposite. 0:43:17.640 --> 0:43:18.640 It doesn't sound like it's. 0:43:18.480 --> 0:43:19.080 Gonna work at all. 0:43:19.400 --> 0:43:22.200 Well, I like the idea of it because you see 0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:24.960 it on like the romanticizing the TV. The barble baths 0:43:24.960 --> 0:43:27.040 and you're getting in the bath together. Sounds kind of 0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:28.960 hot and sexy, but then when you're in the bath together, 0:43:29.000 --> 0:43:29.880 it's kind of awkward. 0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:33.400 Yeah, it does completely all right. Well for done, that 0:43:33.480 --> 0:43:34.520 was an absolute pleasure having. 0:43:34.640 --> 0:43:35.719 Oh, think it's been so much fun. 0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:37.920 I can't believe we took your podcast virginity. 0:43:38.360 --> 0:43:38.560 Yeah. 0:43:39.239 --> 0:43:40.520 I'll always remember this moment. 0:43:41.440 --> 0:43:43.520 Hope it will be gentle. Is it okay? You enjoy? 0:43:43.680 --> 0:43:43.879 Yeah? 0:43:43.920 --> 0:43:47.000 It was you remember it? Yeah, I'm glad we look gorgeous. 0:43:47.200 --> 0:43:49.080 I had we have people go oh for DN. I 0:43:49.160 --> 0:43:51.680 don't know. I'm so glad we had you on. I 0:43:51.760 --> 0:43:55.480 really am. Did you not see the Reddit thread about this? 0:43:55.760 --> 0:43:58.120 I don't read Reddit. Not good for my mental health. 0:43:58.160 --> 0:44:00.719 Someone I agree, He's like, I don't read red it anymore. 0:44:01.040 --> 0:44:05.120 Yeah, sometimes people in the comments send me to redd it, 0:44:05.320 --> 0:44:07.000 and I'm like, out of curiosity, I'd go on loook 0:44:07.040 --> 0:44:09.320 and think those bitches so I don't. Now let me 0:44:09.400 --> 0:44:09.759 let them. 0:44:09.840 --> 0:44:11.760 Someone sent me a screenshot and they said for Dan's 0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:14.040 appearing on a podcast? What podcasts? They went? Is it 0:44:14.160 --> 0:44:16.560 just me? By all appearances, it looks very. 0:44:16.400 --> 0:44:18.960 Loose, Yeah, they did so while we're at it, I 0:44:19.120 --> 0:44:19.480 read it. 0:44:19.520 --> 0:44:22.240 If I read it, I read it, hope for done. 0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:23.920 What do your fans. 0:44:23.640 --> 0:44:25.960 Call, well, the fans of the dun'talk fans, but the 0:44:26.000 --> 0:44:26.440 trolls of. 0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:28.000 The troll Yeah, yeah, no. 0:44:28.760 --> 0:44:31.200 We call our listeners idiots. Isn't that beautiful? 0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:32.160 Oh? 0:44:32.360 --> 0:44:32.720 Charming? 0:44:32.960 --> 0:44:35.440 So hard? It's heart idiots, I read it. 0:44:35.520 --> 0:44:39.000 Idiots. Yeah, those in the basement who have never been kissed. 0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:41.799 Yes, yeah, that's it. Well, they'll hate you now, they'll 0:44:41.800 --> 0:44:42.160 come for you. 0:44:42.360 --> 0:44:43.080 Yeah, it's all right. 0:44:43.440 --> 0:44:44.719 She doesn't seem to care about that. 0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:45.880 She had you very no bullshit. 0:44:45.920 --> 0:44:46.520 That's what I like. 0:44:46.920 --> 0:44:49.480 Because they're in the basement, or they're the troll with 0:44:49.560 --> 0:44:52.840 the faceless, nameless person, where I'm me with my fabulous life, 0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:54.640 but they talk. What are they going to do? It 0:44:54.680 --> 0:44:58.040 doesn't face me to be someone who's successful. You're gonna 0:44:58.080 --> 0:45:00.400 have the jealous people, the haters. They're not going to 0:45:00.440 --> 0:45:01.400 be happy for your success. 0:45:01.400 --> 0:45:02.400 Never, it's right. 0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:04.560 Be happy for me. It's fine. I'm not happy for you. 0:45:04.719 --> 0:45:07.359 I don't know you. I don't care about you. Good luck. 0:45:07.480 --> 0:45:08.840 If it brings you joy, go ahead. 0:45:08.920 --> 0:45:11.440 She lives. To cut another cucumber for another day. I 0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:13.960 do with a pairing knife and a farmin platters. It's 0:45:13.960 --> 0:45:15.120 for darn. Thanks for coming on the show. 0:45:15.120 --> 0:45:17.799 Thank you so much much. Thanks for coming great and 0:45:17.840 --> 0:45:20.080 we'll catch you back on Monday. Idiots, thanks for listening. 0:45:20.239 --> 0:45:22.799 We will see you Mitchell. Five star review, of course, Yeah, 0:45:22.840 --> 0:45:24.640 five stars. Leave us a review, you can DMS, you 0:45:24.640 --> 0:45:26.440 can get in touch and we will see you very soon. 0:45:26.520 --> 0:45:29.080 Had our bike? Is it just me? 0:45:29.640 --> 0:45:31.840 I'm podcast by a couple of mitches. 0:45:32.120 --> 0:45:36.880 Make sure you've here to follow on your podcast app. 0:45:56.120 --> 0:45:58.399 Welcome to a tod brief. Our secret segment. On the end, 0:45:58.800 --> 0:46:01.839 our gorgeous guest Ferdan has left the building. I don't 0:46:01.880 --> 0:46:05.000 know about you. I got the impression that she is 0:46:05.040 --> 0:46:07.680 not a listener, and so our secret segment we keep 0:46:07.719 --> 0:46:08.759 it secret from them as well. 0:46:08.840 --> 0:46:11.120 Yeah, if the guest is here and they do. 0:46:11.160 --> 0:46:13.160 Know about the secret segment, they're more than welcome to join, 0:46:13.360 --> 0:46:16.760 but she wasn't aware. Let's keep sorry, Ferdanna, if you're listening, 0:46:16.920 --> 0:46:18.400 you didn't know about the secret segment. 0:46:18.480 --> 0:46:21.960 Let's keep the paus extra on. Actually she turns off. No, 0:46:22.040 --> 0:46:23.840 I got nothing bad to say about her. She was 0:46:24.760 --> 0:46:26.759 I didn't ask, sweetheart. No, I know, but but you know, 0:46:26.840 --> 0:46:28.200 often sometimes you have a guess on and we go, 0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:30.080 oh that was weird, that was awkward. She was genuinely 0:46:30.200 --> 0:46:30.720 very sweet. 0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:32.720 I couldn't believe it was her first podcast. You wouldn't 0:46:32.719 --> 0:46:33.080 have picked her. 0:46:33.160 --> 0:46:35.319 No, she was very natural, comfortable. She was kind of 0:46:35.320 --> 0:46:37.279 saying that the TV she did she didn't love, so 0:46:37.480 --> 0:46:39.200 I think she was more excited to have more time. 0:46:39.320 --> 0:46:42.120 It's a very Yeah, it's a very different environment like 0:46:42.239 --> 0:46:43.279 talking on a TV show. 0:46:43.360 --> 0:46:45.520 It has to be tight, whereas here we could fucking 0:46:45.520 --> 0:46:46.239 go away if we wanted. 0:46:46.320 --> 0:46:48.879 What did you think? Did you like the chat? I did? 0:46:48.960 --> 0:46:51.759 Of course, Yeah, I found it interesting, the whole fuck 0:46:51.800 --> 0:46:52.719 it I can afford it thing. 0:46:52.880 --> 0:46:54.880 Yeah, well there's controversy around that, isn't there People think 0:46:54.920 --> 0:46:55.560 it's a bit insensive. 0:46:55.560 --> 0:46:57.239 Well that's what she said, Yeah, that's what I asked her, 0:46:57.239 --> 0:47:00.000 and she said, yes, people do it says. 0:46:59.880 --> 0:47:00.440 More about me. 0:47:00.480 --> 0:47:02.600 I think maybe I'm more of an overthinker because when 0:47:02.600 --> 0:47:06.560 she said, well, I work hard and so I've earned it, 0:47:06.600 --> 0:47:08.359 I can I can brag about fuck it, I can 0:47:08.360 --> 0:47:10.360 afford it, And I'm like, yeah, true, But I reckon 0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:13.800 if that was me, I would think, does that imply 0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:15.239 that other people don't work hard? 0:47:15.360 --> 0:47:16.840 Well? I mean yeah, I don't. 0:47:16.640 --> 0:47:18.880 Know if I could say that. Am I overthinking it? 0:47:19.080 --> 0:47:19.120 No? 0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:20.799 What comes from a place of privilege to say I 0:47:20.840 --> 0:47:22.640 work hard and make a lot of money Because I feel. 0:47:22.400 --> 0:47:24.160 Like a lot of people work hard, but they're still 0:47:24.200 --> 0:47:26.880 fucking struggling to make ends meet. There's enough of bills 0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:27.960 and expenses on the table. 0:47:28.040 --> 0:47:29.439 That's what I was gonna say. A lot of people 0:47:29.440 --> 0:47:32.000 work just as hard, harder, yeah, you could say, and 0:47:32.040 --> 0:47:35.240 they get less. So that's where the issues come from. Mmmm. 0:47:35.480 --> 0:47:37.560 But I don't know. Good for her, she just embraces it. 0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:39.879 She had no she studied, she wanted to be a lawyer. 0:47:39.920 --> 0:47:43.760 She's become a lawyer. She makes her money. Power to her, apparently. 0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:44.319 She owns the law firm. 0:47:44.360 --> 0:47:46.360 I didn't get to ask her how the fuck does 0:47:46.400 --> 0:47:47.839 she managed to come to this recording today? 0:47:47.880 --> 0:47:49.160 I don't know. I wanted, Well, she owns it. She 0:47:49.160 --> 0:47:51.080 can do what she wants. She's a big boss. I 0:47:51.080 --> 0:47:53.080 wanted to ask about the sex, and I really wanted 0:47:53.080 --> 0:47:54.600 to know how many law boys she'd slept with it 0:47:54.640 --> 0:47:57.640 at university. That's inappropriate. It is inappropriate, So I didn't ask. 0:47:57.719 --> 0:47:58.319 I read the room. 0:47:58.400 --> 0:48:00.720 Well, anyway, it finally fucking happen. 0:48:01.239 --> 0:48:03.240 You know, I've had so many guests that I've wanted 0:48:03.239 --> 0:48:05.440 to get on, but I haven't done it because you 0:48:05.520 --> 0:48:07.200 said our first guest. 0:48:06.920 --> 0:48:09.920 Of the year will be for Really I did, didn't. 0:48:09.640 --> 0:48:11.880 I Again, that's probably me overthinking it. I could have 0:48:11.960 --> 0:48:13.360 just stuck someone else at the front. 0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:13.600 Of the queue. 0:48:13.880 --> 0:48:15.759 You could have who do you have lined up? So 0:48:15.760 --> 0:48:16.160 many people? 0:48:16.280 --> 0:48:18.799 I'd love to get Kate Langbrook again. Yes, she's got 0:48:18.840 --> 0:48:20.160 a new podcasts out she. 0:48:20.120 --> 0:48:21.880 Has Kate will come on in a heartbeat. I was 0:48:21.880 --> 0:48:25.160 texting her and she she loves my mitches, my beauty. 0:48:25.239 --> 0:48:25.880 You're her bitchy. 0:48:25.960 --> 0:48:26.720 I'm making it happen. 0:48:26.719 --> 0:48:29.040 I'm chatting to her producer on email and I'm actually 0:48:29.120 --> 0:48:29.720 back and forth. 0:48:29.840 --> 0:48:33.000 Yeah, well mostly my end. I'm gonna have to bump her. 0:48:33.040 --> 0:48:36.359 Actually, these producers just don't fucking reply, they've got enough 0:48:36.400 --> 0:48:39.239 on their platter. I get it. Yeah, for darn, do. 0:48:39.200 --> 0:48:39.920 You appreciate that? 0:48:39.960 --> 0:48:41.520 When I said, haven't you got enough on your platter? 0:48:41.719 --> 0:48:44.320 I left. I don't think she got it. I only 0:48:44.360 --> 0:48:46.239 booked for DNA in the end because I bumped the 0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:48.840 message on TikTok. Yeah, yeah, I emailed her three times. 0:48:48.840 --> 0:48:52.800 Nothing Actually yeah, no reply on email and TikTok instant replies. 0:48:53.160 --> 0:48:55.320 Yeah, well, I'm just gonna have to bump Kate's producer. 0:48:55.320 --> 0:48:55.880 But it'll happen. 0:48:55.880 --> 0:48:58.839 We love her our favorite guests. I also would love 0:48:58.880 --> 0:49:00.880 to get em Russiano, she's been doing the rounds for 0:49:00.920 --> 0:49:01.239 her show. 0:49:01.239 --> 0:49:03.000 I might have left it a bit late. Yeah, she'll 0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:07.239 come on, Jessica Rowe, she's already told you she'd come on. 0:49:07.520 --> 0:49:08.920 She just told me she's come on. I called her 0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:10.920 the other night they're live on the radio, just to 0:49:10.960 --> 0:49:12.680 talk to her, and she didn't answer. So I'm worried 0:49:13.000 --> 0:49:14.120 i'urned my bridge. 0:49:13.880 --> 0:49:16.239 There because of one missed call. 0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:17.680 I don't know who else we can get on. I 0:49:18.200 --> 0:49:20.359 don't know. I think a lot of our idiots hate 0:49:20.360 --> 0:49:22.160 the guest episodes. That's what the hunch I get. 0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:25.040 Oh, I think remember we did our bloody survey monkey 0:49:25.040 --> 0:49:27.600 and they just said not as frequent. Yeah, it's not 0:49:27.640 --> 0:49:29.520 that they don't like them, because then we've gone all 0:49:29.560 --> 0:49:31.440 this time, all year without a guest and people were like, 0:49:31.680 --> 0:49:32.760 I missed the guest episode. 0:49:32.760 --> 0:49:33.920 So it's hard to please everyone. 0:49:34.040 --> 0:49:36.200 Yeah, no, it is. Well listen whether or not you 0:49:36.280 --> 0:49:37.799 liked for darn, listen. 0:49:37.560 --> 0:49:39.239 When we do them back to back, like too many 0:49:39.280 --> 0:49:41.440 guest episodes at once a good balance. 0:49:41.480 --> 0:49:44.000 Every so often I argue that we've hit the nail 0:49:44.000 --> 0:49:45.720 on the head with the balance of the guest because 0:49:45.760 --> 0:49:47.520 they used to do the whole episode with us full 0:49:47.520 --> 0:49:49.359 co host. Yes, now we just give you half an 0:49:49.360 --> 0:49:51.120 episode with the guest and then sometimes most of the 0:49:51.120 --> 0:49:53.560 time don't stick around for aid to debrew. That's right, Well, 0:49:53.600 --> 0:49:55.400 I liked it. I think for Darne was great. She 0:49:55.440 --> 0:49:58.520 looked good, good guest, part of the Australian culture. She's 0:49:58.640 --> 0:50:01.200 Australia's mother. She was all vlogging the whole thing. 0:50:01.719 --> 0:50:04.480 So if you go on her TikTok, it's Dan underscore 0:50:04.520 --> 0:50:05.840 talk right, Yes it is. 0:50:06.000 --> 0:50:07.960 Yeah, she again, I. 0:50:07.920 --> 0:50:10.000 Wish I had that confidence to just she didn't give 0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:11.400 us any warning. She'd just start blogging. 0:50:11.480 --> 0:50:13.160 No, she's like, oh okay. She was also in front 0:50:13.160 --> 0:50:14.880 of us, went I'm fitting a little nervous. You've got 0:50:14.880 --> 0:50:16.960 this for Dane. You've got this. I'm We're in the room, 0:50:18.280 --> 0:50:19.319 god lover, you do yes. 0:50:19.360 --> 0:50:20.960 So if you go to a tiktog, you'll probably find 0:50:20.960 --> 0:50:22.640 the log of her in the studio here with. 0:50:22.880 --> 0:50:25.440 I did bring up the reddit with her, but I 0:50:25.440 --> 0:50:28.000 didn't go into the detail. But all that Reddit thread 0:50:28.040 --> 0:50:29.640 about her coming on this podcast. 0:50:29.360 --> 0:50:31.840 Yeah, because I thought i'd do a bit of due diligence. 0:50:32.520 --> 0:50:34.120 I can't say this due diligence. 0:50:34.440 --> 0:50:37.520 I got due diligence, do not juice. 0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:38.400 See it's hot. 0:50:39.960 --> 0:50:45.040 Diligence as in like due diligence, due diligence, God, as in. 0:50:45.040 --> 0:50:47.480 Like with all due respect. I'm not saying j e W. 0:50:47.760 --> 0:50:49.239 Yeah, no, no, due diligence. 0:50:49.480 --> 0:50:50.719 Yeah. I thought i'd do my. 0:50:52.560 --> 0:50:55.280 Fuck do Gile, I'd do my Jake Jillanole. 0:50:56.040 --> 0:50:59.279 I thought i'd do my Jude Deliaru and I just 0:50:59.320 --> 0:51:00.600 did it. I was like, I'll do a bit of 0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:02.799 research before she comes on. That's the right thing to 0:51:02.800 --> 0:51:05.560 do research, she guessed, and what came up was a 0:51:05.600 --> 0:51:08.680 Reddit thread about her being on this podcast and fine. 0:51:08.719 --> 0:51:12.720 People were saying, oh God, that podcast is very loose. 0:51:12.840 --> 0:51:14.960 I don't know if she's gonna cope because her TV 0:51:15.040 --> 0:51:17.440 appearances appear very scripted. I don't know if she does 0:51:17.440 --> 0:51:20.480 off the cup stuff. Well she coped just fine. 0:51:20.280 --> 0:51:21.920 Yeah she did, she was she was fine. 0:51:22.239 --> 0:51:22.959 Fine, that's good. 0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:27.920 Yeah, I agree. Well, apart from Verdan, no, guess on 0:51:27.960 --> 0:51:31.040 the horizon, it's just us. I'm working away in the background. 0:51:32.480 --> 0:51:34.000 I prefer it just being us. 0:51:34.280 --> 0:51:36.320 Oh you don't want any of these people I've just mentioned. 0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:37.839 I do, but I don't know. I feel like I've 0:51:37.840 --> 0:51:39.680 gotta be more on when there's guests around. When it's 0:51:39.719 --> 0:51:41.680 just us, it's just us, you know, just old friends 0:51:41.719 --> 0:51:43.960 hanging out. Do you know what was funny? Idiots? 0:51:44.040 --> 0:51:47.239 Mitch was telling me off the cloud that, you know, 0:51:47.440 --> 0:51:50.399 someone wrote in the idiots group chat our community chat 0:51:50.440 --> 0:51:52.440 on Facebook, someone wrote, is it just me? 0:51:52.560 --> 0:51:54.040 Or does Cheery seem disinterested? 0:51:54.120 --> 0:51:55.759 Yeah? Even who was it? 0:51:55.880 --> 0:51:58.719 Laura, your co host? Didn't she accuse you of being disinterested? 0:51:58.800 --> 0:52:00.560 No, she watched a video and she was like, you 0:52:00.600 --> 0:52:04.000 look exhausted you listening to him, And I was like, 0:52:04.040 --> 0:52:06.439 he chose a clip from the very end of the podcast. No, 0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:07.320 it was at the start. 0:52:07.840 --> 0:52:11.280 Was it the public transport one? Didn't you say Kens 0:52:11.280 --> 0:52:12.239 has given you good gear? 0:52:12.280 --> 0:52:14.680 There? She said no, she just said you weren't. No, 0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:17.799 she thought my laugh was fake. Should be fair, my 0:52:17.840 --> 0:52:19.799 real laugh and my fake laugh exactly. I was gonna say, 0:52:19.840 --> 0:52:21.520 I can tell that wasn't fake. That was just your 0:52:21.840 --> 0:52:24.239 I'm not that amused laugh. I was amused. I just 0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:26.239 didn't have anything. We can keep going now if. 0:52:26.160 --> 0:52:27.920 You are, I've got to get guests more often so 0:52:28.040 --> 0:52:28.400 that you're on. 0:52:29.080 --> 0:52:30.920 Okay instead of mind the gap, let's do it now. 0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:33.840 I already said there's a crack. So this is us 0:52:33.880 --> 0:52:35.600 dumbing down public transport announcements. 0:52:35.719 --> 0:52:35.919 Right. 0:52:36.880 --> 0:52:37.719 The next train to. 0:52:37.800 --> 0:52:42.799 Arrive on platform three goes to Hornsby via Gordon Gronkify that. 0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:46.960 I can't see. It's not my thing. 0:52:47.000 --> 0:52:48.320 It's not on your blood to be a gronk. 0:52:48.400 --> 0:52:51.600 No, No, that's not my brand, Gronks. For your brand, well, 0:52:51.600 --> 0:52:52.480 what is your brand? 0:52:52.680 --> 0:52:57.239 Is just casually introducing smut into a perfectly pleasant conversation. 0:52:57.600 --> 0:53:00.480 Will we talking about fucking sunshine and day? And then 0:53:00.480 --> 0:53:01.839 you'll be like, oh, rimming. 0:53:01.640 --> 0:53:03.319 Holes, I don't do that. 0:53:03.560 --> 0:53:05.360 Viscerals so maybe you make trains visceral. 0:53:05.440 --> 0:53:07.719 I don't do that well. I mean the carriages and 0:53:07.760 --> 0:53:10.960 the coming inside and outside of tunnels. Mind my game. 0:53:14.000 --> 0:53:16.239 I don't have anything. It didn't work the first time. 0:53:16.320 --> 0:53:19.920 It just doesn't work in my brain. Anything tap on 0:53:21.120 --> 0:53:23.840 hit it. I'd like to tap on hit it. I 0:53:23.880 --> 0:53:26.480 don't have anything. Tapons already, not formal tap ons. 0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:29.160 Very don't catch public transport. 0:53:29.200 --> 0:53:32.319 Catch public transport. I did Velmitato express. It's all I've 0:53:32.320 --> 0:53:35.279 ever said. Or aeroplanes, what's aeroplaneling go? Maybe there's more 0:53:35.280 --> 0:53:35.879 airplane lingo. 0:53:35.920 --> 0:53:38.239 And I tried to take it to an area that 0:53:38.239 --> 0:53:39.880 you might be familiar with, and you couldn't come up 0:53:39.880 --> 0:53:40.280 with shit. 0:53:40.160 --> 0:53:40.640 For that either. 0:53:40.640 --> 0:53:41.320 About fairies. 0:53:41.480 --> 0:53:45.680 You were defending the airlines, remember I said, ah, they 0:53:45.719 --> 0:53:47.560 need to dumb down the language on planes, like who 0:53:47.719 --> 0:53:48.479 uses the word stow? 0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:50.439 And you're like, no, I like it. 0:53:51.280 --> 0:53:53.279 I do like it. I think it's fancy and it 0:53:53.360 --> 0:53:57.120 keeps things high falute, and it makes life high faluting. 0:53:56.680 --> 0:53:59.280 When you've just had the most revolting chicken fucking sandwich 0:53:59.360 --> 0:54:02.000 nome to man on your Jetstar flight and it costs 0:54:02.000 --> 0:54:03.280 eighteen dollars that sandwich. 0:54:03.680 --> 0:54:05.920 They don't do complimentary snacks? Do that? No? Don't you 0:54:05.960 --> 0:54:07.080 got to pay with your physical card? 0:54:07.360 --> 0:54:07.759 Oh my god? 0:54:08.560 --> 0:54:08.759 Pay? 0:54:09.000 --> 0:54:09.520 Yeah? 0:54:09.719 --> 0:54:12.399 Can I tell you the most Oh, I was gonna 0:54:12.400 --> 0:54:16.680 say guttering. That's not right, gutting. The most davasating thing happened. 0:54:17.239 --> 0:54:20.280 So you know, I'm going straight from my Barley holiday, 0:54:20.440 --> 0:54:23.600 flying into Darwin to do my comedy shows in Darwin. 0:54:23.719 --> 0:54:25.080 Get your tickets now withy it's thank you. 0:54:25.320 --> 0:54:25.440 Yes. 0:54:25.880 --> 0:54:30.240 So I'd already booked the flight from Barley to Sydney, 0:54:31.280 --> 0:54:34.359 tried to cancel it, can't can't even get bloody flight 0:54:34.400 --> 0:54:35.200 credits or anything. 0:54:35.280 --> 0:54:37.600 Who are you flying with but tark Air or something. 0:54:37.760 --> 0:54:38.800 That's probably a problem. 0:54:39.400 --> 0:54:42.240 It was literally the only flight from Barley to Sydney 0:54:42.239 --> 0:54:42.839 that day, you're. 0:54:42.800 --> 0:54:45.000 Kidding, the only one, and it was a fucking red Eye. 0:54:45.080 --> 0:54:47.960 And so now I've paid for it and I can't 0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:48.680 get the money by. 0:54:48.600 --> 0:54:49.160 Oh, you're kidding. 0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:52.160 And in this cost of living christ which I'm so 0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:53.160 conscious of, that. 0:54:53.360 --> 0:54:56.120 Fucked fuck it, I can't afford it. Do you have 0:54:56.239 --> 0:54:59.839 a private travel insurance? Oh? 0:55:00.239 --> 0:55:02.160 I don't really travel enough to warrant that. The one 0:55:02.239 --> 0:55:03.960 holiday I book and it's already gone tits up. 0:55:04.040 --> 0:55:06.120 No, but you should get travel insurance for every trip one 0:55:06.200 --> 0:55:07.560 hundred and fifty bucks two hundred bucks. 0:55:07.719 --> 0:55:09.440 O ah, right, but that's not like for life. I've 0:55:09.440 --> 0:55:10.040 done that before. 0:55:10.120 --> 0:55:12.360 Yeah, but if you do it, you can get it 0:55:12.400 --> 0:55:15.800 to cover cancelations. You should have done that, oh Mitchell, 0:55:15.920 --> 0:55:16.640 So what you're gonna wait? 0:55:16.719 --> 0:55:19.359 So can I get travel insurance now and then try 0:55:19.400 --> 0:55:20.000 and cancel it? 0:55:20.960 --> 0:55:22.360 I don't want to say it on the public record. 0:55:22.640 --> 0:55:25.440 Perhaps I love a bit of insurance for aud Perhaps 0:55:25.560 --> 0:55:26.160 is it just me on. 0:55:26.080 --> 0:55:28.319 The fuck it for done? Back in here? We need 0:55:28.360 --> 0:55:30.120 a lawyer, I think you could. 0:55:30.480 --> 0:55:33.239 I've got travel insurance before, and thank god I did 0:55:33.280 --> 0:55:35.359 because I arrived in Vegas and I was sick as 0:55:35.360 --> 0:55:35.640 a dog. 0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:37.360 That to put me in hospital on a drip? You 0:55:37.440 --> 0:55:39.239 in hospital? Yeah, what was wrong with you? 0:55:39.640 --> 0:55:43.360 I just woke up like so achy and faint and awful, 0:55:43.440 --> 0:55:46.920 vomiting like it was the weirdest bug ever, and they 0:55:46.960 --> 0:55:50.680 just chucked me in the hospital for not even overnight. 0:55:50.719 --> 0:55:53.000 It was only like I basically woke up first thing 0:55:53.000 --> 0:55:54.799 in the morning. I was crooked the night before, and 0:55:54.840 --> 0:55:56.399 I was like, if I still feel this way, I'll 0:55:56.400 --> 0:55:59.640 go to the hospital just down the road. And I 0:55:59.680 --> 0:56:01.800 felt worse. So I wandered in at like nine am 0:56:02.160 --> 0:56:03.719 and I was back in my hotel by two. That 0:56:03.760 --> 0:56:05.080 has popped me on a drip and I was good. 0:56:05.120 --> 0:56:07.560 And I don't know if you know this, but healthcare 0:56:07.560 --> 0:56:09.560 in America is not fucking cheap. So thank god I 0:56:09.560 --> 0:56:11.520 had the insurance they covered it. Otherwise I would have 0:56:11.520 --> 0:56:12.320 been a fortune. 0:56:12.960 --> 0:56:14.600 So did you pay there or they bill you after 0:56:14.719 --> 0:56:15.200 then you pay? 0:56:15.480 --> 0:56:17.680 I can't remember, actually, wow, but basically I didn't have 0:56:17.719 --> 0:56:19.000 to pay for it would have been a lot. 0:56:19.280 --> 0:56:21.040 Fuck. You hear these horror stories and then you think 0:56:21.040 --> 0:56:21.800 it's not gonna happen to me. 0:56:21.920 --> 0:56:24.880 Then it just get the fucking cheap travel insurance. 0:56:25.160 --> 0:56:26.799 Just do it. Yeah, well I'm going to Oh my god, 0:56:26.800 --> 0:56:29.759 I'm going to Vegas and Gaga's first time. No, I've 0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:31.759 been to Vegas before, but I have, but I haven't 0:56:31.760 --> 0:56:32.399 been to It's. 0:56:32.320 --> 0:56:34.680 Really insensitive in a cost of the news. I'd love 0:56:34.760 --> 0:56:35.880 to Vegas. 0:56:36.760 --> 0:56:38.680 Likely, I'm going to Vegas for two fucking nights in 0:56:38.719 --> 0:56:39.080 a month. 0:56:39.840 --> 0:56:42.120 Honestly, that's probably all you need. 0:56:42.280 --> 0:56:44.520 Yeah, it's not for me, and you know, I hate clubbing. 0:56:44.600 --> 0:56:46.440 It's my least favorite thing to do because. 0:56:46.200 --> 0:56:47.920 I don't like traveling around Heape. So when I got 0:56:47.920 --> 0:56:49.680 to Vegas, I was like, I'll do four or five nights. 0:56:49.680 --> 0:56:51.719 By the third one, I was like two much. Yeah, 0:56:52.000 --> 0:56:53.680 So I went to the Grand Canyon for a day trip. 0:56:53.800 --> 0:56:55.560 I'm going to the Grand Canyon. Did you like the 0:56:55.600 --> 0:56:56.080 Grand Canyon? 0:56:57.200 --> 0:56:58.799 There's nothing wrong with it? 0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:02.480 You were amazed. It's a wonder of the world. It is. 0:57:03.120 --> 0:57:06.000 I wonder why people put such importance on it. It 0:57:06.040 --> 0:57:09.880 wasn't that impressive. Really yeah, And honestly, this makes me 0:57:09.920 --> 0:57:10.760 sound really precious. 0:57:10.760 --> 0:57:11.400 Cost of leaving. 0:57:11.440 --> 0:57:14.560 Sorry, but I caught the bus there from Vegas and 0:57:14.760 --> 0:57:18.880 it was fucking freezing. So I jumped off the bus, 0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:21.160 got me photo in front of the huge hole, and 0:57:21.200 --> 0:57:21.520 then I. 0:57:21.480 --> 0:57:23.080 Was like, that's it, off, I'm getting back of the bus. 0:57:23.200 --> 0:57:24.040 Really yeah. 0:57:24.280 --> 0:57:26.520 I was probably only there looking at the canyon for 0:57:26.520 --> 0:57:28.200 ten minutes. I didn't bother with any of the bloody 0:57:28.520 --> 0:57:30.240 you know, you can walk down there and pay for two, 0:57:30.280 --> 0:57:30.600 isn't it. 0:57:30.640 --> 0:57:31.680 I just went I've seen. 0:57:31.480 --> 0:57:33.680 It, see ya. How much? How long was the ride 0:57:33.680 --> 0:57:35.600 from Vegas to the Grand Canyon. It's hours, isn't it. 0:57:35.720 --> 0:57:36.240 I can't remember. 0:57:36.280 --> 0:57:37.920 It was only like, it wasn't super far. I was 0:57:37.920 --> 0:57:39.600 probably only an hour or two. Oh my god, I 0:57:39.640 --> 0:57:40.200 could be wrong. 0:57:40.800 --> 0:57:42.000 Yeah, well that's what I'm doing. But we're doing a 0:57:42.040 --> 0:57:45.520 road trip. We're driving from Colorado all the way back 0:57:45.520 --> 0:57:47.640 to LA through all the different stops. Yeah, it'd be 0:57:47.720 --> 0:57:50.840 very fun. Yeah, but Gaga's doing her it's not the 0:57:50.920 --> 0:57:51.640 jazz and piano. 0:57:51.920 --> 0:57:52.200 Yeah. 0:57:52.760 --> 0:57:53.360 Have you seen that? 0:57:53.680 --> 0:57:54.760 No, which is why. 0:57:54.640 --> 0:57:57.200 I'm jealous, because I wanted to see She did two 0:57:57.240 --> 0:57:59.840 residencies when I was there. There was Enigma, which is 0:57:59.880 --> 0:58:01.760 just the standard pop show, and then the jazz and 0:58:01.760 --> 0:58:04.080 piano version. I wanted to see both, but she was 0:58:04.120 --> 0:58:06.520 only doing the pop version at the time. Okay, so 0:58:06.760 --> 0:58:07.920 you get to see jazzon piano? 0:58:08.680 --> 0:58:10.200 Would should I go? Yes? 0:58:10.640 --> 0:58:11.560 Is that even a question? 0:58:11.800 --> 0:58:12.200 I know? 0:58:12.560 --> 0:58:14.240 Is Shania Twain doing her residency there? 0:58:14.240 --> 0:58:14.919 Should I check? 0:58:15.280 --> 0:58:17.360 I will kill you if you see Shania Twain's residency 0:58:17.400 --> 0:58:17.720 before me? 0:58:18.000 --> 0:58:20.560 Just just stiff person? Huh? She a stiff person? 0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:21.360 Stiff person? 0:58:21.400 --> 0:58:22.800 Doesn't you have stiff person syndrome? 0:58:23.520 --> 0:58:24.040 What's that? 0:58:24.440 --> 0:58:26.640 She's not well? Remember she came out, she came out 0:58:26.680 --> 0:58:29.080 to her family. She's dying. She'll be dead soon, isn't 0:58:29.080 --> 0:58:33.880 that celendion? Yes? I get them very confused. To me, 0:58:34.000 --> 0:58:37.520 they're the same person. So who am I searching? They 0:58:37.560 --> 0:58:42.760 are the same person? Are notes? They are? Here? We go? Literally, 0:58:43.040 --> 0:58:43.840 Celendion is. 0:58:44.560 --> 0:58:50.520 Haf Nadi Madrick I see, And Shania Twain is. 0:58:52.440 --> 0:58:56.080 No girl. Fuck she's taking her break the week I 0:58:56.120 --> 0:58:56.520 get there. 0:58:57.560 --> 0:58:59.240 Okay, that's good because I would have killed you if 0:58:59.280 --> 0:59:01.120 you I need making death threats. We just had a 0:59:01.160 --> 0:59:01.680 Loyer in here? 0:59:02.360 --> 0:59:04.800 Who else is in Vegas? You can you can. 0:59:04.720 --> 0:59:06.760 Research that in your end, David Copperfield, No, I know. 0:59:07.240 --> 0:59:09.600 I think they might have just finished Katie Perry's play. 0:59:09.640 --> 0:59:10.560 That would have been amazing. 0:59:10.640 --> 0:59:15.880 Oh really weekend through the Dell. Oh my god, yourself 0:59:15.920 --> 0:59:16.400 in the face. 0:59:16.480 --> 0:59:18.400 I would, I would. I was going to say killed 0:59:18.400 --> 0:59:19.760 to see that. What is with me today? 0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:22.880 That's very michturyan. I would pay hard earned money to 0:59:22.880 --> 0:59:27.800 see that. May June June, when are you going? Oh 0:59:27.840 --> 0:59:30.440 my god, Caesar's Palace? 0:59:31.360 --> 0:59:32.360 Is it on when you're there? 0:59:33.680 --> 0:59:38.440 No, she's in fuck, she's in fucking Muncheon. She's in Germany. 0:59:38.800 --> 0:59:43.600 Adele is Yeah, that's weird. Oh that's really upset me. 0:59:43.600 --> 0:59:45.200 The last date is June fifteen. I'm there from the 0:59:45.200 --> 0:59:45.760 twenty first. 0:59:46.000 --> 0:59:49.440 Oh fuck that that's so annoy you've chosen. Can you 0:59:49.440 --> 0:59:51.720 reshuffle when you're going to Vegas? Because it sounds like 0:59:51.760 --> 0:59:53.120 they're winding down by that point. 0:59:53.160 --> 0:59:55.920 You know the radio dates, I only get off what 0:59:55.960 --> 0:59:57.800 when the radio is in non survey periods, So I 0:59:57.840 --> 1:00:00.160 get two weeks and two weeks only. But I'm I'm 1:00:00.200 --> 1:00:02.840 very excited for my first trip in ages international trip. 1:00:02.920 --> 1:00:05.760 So it actually has worked out not well because I've 1:00:05.800 --> 1:00:08.160 got my two and a half weeks holiday and then 1:00:08.600 --> 1:00:10.880 when I come back, you will have started your holiday, 1:00:10.920 --> 1:00:12.080 so we have almost like a month. 1:00:11.920 --> 1:00:14.040 Off the podcast. You want to take a month off? 1:00:14.040 --> 1:00:14.400 Do you think? 1:00:14.520 --> 1:00:15.680 Well, what option do we have? 1:00:16.120 --> 1:00:18.160 We could do? I could do two billion episodes. You 1:00:18.160 --> 1:00:19.640 could do two in phil Hope. 1:00:20.880 --> 1:00:21.920 I'd love to see it. 1:00:22.440 --> 1:00:24.440 You could do two fillion host episodes. I could do too. 1:00:24.760 --> 1:00:26.520 We need two episodes a week now, so it's four. 1:00:26.560 --> 1:00:28.200 Why don't we just go on a break. 1:00:28.280 --> 1:00:31.360 Yeah, if I get bored waiting for you to come back, 1:00:31.400 --> 1:00:33.360 I'll do a pop up episode with the random But 1:00:34.040 --> 1:00:36.520 other than that, what if I get bored, Well, you. 1:00:36.480 --> 1:00:37.000 Can do that. 1:00:37.000 --> 1:00:37.520 That's fine. 1:00:37.640 --> 1:00:37.920 Okay. 1:00:38.160 --> 1:00:38.960 I love to see it. 1:00:39.000 --> 1:00:41.680 I could do it. Don't how to upload it? I 1:00:41.720 --> 1:00:44.439 don't get bored. If it's we're going to take a break, 1:00:44.480 --> 1:00:45.720 we have to say we're taking a break. 1:00:46.400 --> 1:00:46.880 We'll see. 1:00:47.040 --> 1:00:49.360 Okay, Well anyway, are we done here? Yeah, I'm done, 1:00:49.440 --> 1:00:50.000 let's go all right. 1:00:50.040 --> 1:00:51.840 We hope this podcast made you for at least two 1:00:51.880 --> 1:00:52.680 percent better today. 1:00:52.720 --> 1:00:55.080 That's all. So we do, so we do, all right. 1:00:55.040 --> 1:00:55.680 Thanks for listening. 1:00:55.640 --> 1:00:58.560 To see you very soon. Catch you back on Monday. 1:00:58.640 --> 1:01:02.080 All right, Bye, up to you. Is It Just Me? 1:01:02.600 --> 1:01:04.800 A podcast by a couple of meters. 1:01:05.080 --> 1:01:11.800 Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast app.