Speaker 1: Just stood by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of fun.
Speaker 3: Just you, you feel for the unhinged bitch.
Speaker 1: Honestly, now is Mitch Julie and Mitchell coos? How are you? Hello?
Speaker 1: Are you? Oh my god? Today is the day?
Speaker 3: Today is the bloody day.
Speaker 1: Today is today? As you I mean, you could say,
Speaker 1: I guess today is plat day.
Speaker 3: Plat to day.
Speaker 4: We should have made this episode come out, especially on
Speaker 4: a Saturday, for for Dan's sake.
Speaker 1: No fuck it, it's our show, So we've got.
Speaker 4: A long away to guest today. If you don't know
Speaker 4: who we're talking about, it names for Dan very big.
Speaker 4: Following on TikTok, she's a mama twins, works the family
Speaker 4: law and she says that a website she likes to
Speaker 4: keep it real, no sugarcoating and no bullshit.
Speaker 3: So we'll see about that. She'll join it for a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited for darn. Are you good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm good. Great? Have you got your new white comfort?
Speaker 1: Then you thank you for noticing? Ye, I can tell you.
Speaker 4: Know how I said there was a split in my shoe. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I literally, because I hate change this much. I literally
Speaker 4: just google the exact same shoe that I have for
Speaker 4: five years and got a new pair.
Speaker 1: They're brand new, but the same shoes. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: you creature of habit. They look great. What did you
Speaker 1: check the other ones out? Or are you one of
Speaker 1: those people that cannot just throw out old shit? No,
Speaker 1: they're gone. You throw them out. Of course some people can't,
Speaker 1: but people are attached, Like I go through a pair.
Speaker 4: But I can't even donate them because they've split at
Speaker 4: the bottom. If anyone treads in a puddle, they're fucked,
Speaker 4: which I learned the hard way.
Speaker 1: You could take them to a cobbler. What could put
Speaker 1: a fresh bottom on them? What's his name? You could
Speaker 1: go to a cobbler. A cobbler resol shoes. They put
Speaker 1: like a fresh bottom on a shoe. You tell me.
Speaker 3: Now, I've just replaced the fucking shoes.
Speaker 1: I know it's too expensive. How much with those shoes? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I was gonna say these were on special, so it
Speaker 4: probably would have cost me just as much.
Speaker 1: Totally. They feel like when you have an expensive pair
Speaker 1: of leather boots.
Speaker 4: It's hard when your anti waste because I've got this
Speaker 4: hideous couch at my place, and when I first moved in,
Speaker 4: I was explaining to Sean and my friend Alicia, who
Speaker 4: was helping me decorate. I was like, I don't want
Speaker 4: this thing coming with me, don't even move it in.
Speaker 4: And they're like, no, no, it's fine, we'll get it
Speaker 4: reopholstered whatever.
Speaker 3: So it's in the house.
Speaker 4: It's the one you sit on when we record at
Speaker 4: my land in mede of that orange one.
Speaker 3: Disgusting. Yeah, I hate it.
Speaker 1: You have that repolstered. No, they wanted to get it.
Speaker 4: They wanted to, and I was like, well, I'm probably
Speaker 4: not going to get around to doing that appman, and
Speaker 4: I still haven't. And I'm like, it would probably be cheap,
Speaker 4: but it's to buy a new fucking armchair. It's just
Speaker 4: a single couch thing. It would be cheaper it just
Speaker 4: get a new one. But then that's a waste. So
Speaker 4: I'm always torn.
Speaker 1: I'm such a lazy boy at heart, Like I could
Speaker 1: not be bothered to go and get something reopholstered.
Speaker 3: Like I don't even know what that means.
Speaker 1: Who do you ask about it? A polster, I guess,
Speaker 1: But if you go polster and do their houses. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Brey No, and they people will go like to the
Speaker 1: degree to change their curtains and change material or recarpet
Speaker 1: a house. I'm like n at the time for that.
Speaker 4: I mean, sometimes i can go down real rabbit holes
Speaker 4: and I'm determined to make something happen, as you know. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like if I really put my mind to it and
Speaker 4: made that my mission. Like you know how sometimes I
Speaker 4: get hell bent on things, do you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's news to me. I didn't realize, do you.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: After write the one down and I remember that come
Speaker 1: birthday time, price Keepy Jenner again.
Speaker 3: Not here, That's fine. We've got a guest third wheel on.
Speaker 1: The way, Yeah, we do. I'm excited. So Fordan is
Speaker 1: going to be in here. She's in person too, Like
Speaker 1: we were contemplating zoom, but she actually preferred She requested
Speaker 1: to be in person.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's always a bit better that way.
Speaker 4: It sm is very awkward because especially being a lawyer,
Speaker 4: imagine I we did a zoom meeting with her, she'd
Speaker 4: treat it like a meeting, yeah, because she's.
Speaker 1: So used to litigating. Yeah, on Zoom, we'll just be like, have.
Speaker 3: A seat of a couch, talk some shit.
Speaker 1: Darling.
Speaker 3: That's how it works. If she was on zoom at
Speaker 3: her desk, it would be very different.
Speaker 1: How hard are we going to go on for Dann?
Speaker 1: Are we going full interrogation sixty minutes or are we
Speaker 1: keeping it light? That's up to you.
Speaker 3: It's your guest mate.
Speaker 1: I want to ask her about sex things. What well?
Speaker 1: Because she said you're fucked. That did not spring to
Speaker 1: mind for me. No, no, no, I just wanted the
Speaker 1: wholesome mother of two that yeah, but she's not. She's
Speaker 1: got that book that she wrote about someone's sex copadees,
Speaker 1: like she wrote a Wills and Boone, some fantasy about six.
Speaker 4: I think it was a character that was runner implying
Speaker 4: that she's like a kinky.
Speaker 3: Bitch at heart.
Speaker 1: I'm implying that I want to.
Speaker 3: You can ask about the sex stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't want to. I want to know, deep doubt
Speaker 1: if she is. It's lucky mister for Dan. If so, well,
Speaker 1: we better.
Speaker 4: Get this show on the road because for Dan, it's
Speaker 4: going to be joining us in a bit, and she
Speaker 4: wants to be able to get out of here in
Speaker 4: time for school.
Speaker 1: Pick up my gob ay it to change the whole
Speaker 1: recording schedule, so for uncle get he so she could
Speaker 1: pick the kids up well, fair enough and rightly. So
Speaker 1: she's working, she's to take time off her law firm.
Speaker 1: That's right. There's a divorce that is on hold because
Speaker 1: she's coming on this podcast. If you're listening to this
Speaker 1: and your divorce case was held back by.
Speaker 3: A day, that's our thousand apology.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're very sorry. If it is your first time listening,
Speaker 1: welcome to Is it just me? Every episode we start
Speaker 1: the show with him? Is it just me? Something we've
Speaker 1: noticed we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I
Speaker 1: don't know mitches. We'll get one from our guest today.
Speaker 1: Shall I go first? Yeah? You can kick things off mine.
Speaker 4: It's I figur'd be because we've got a TikTok treasure
Speaker 4: joining us today. I would make mine a bit TikTok related.
Speaker 4: It's a challenge that I saw and I actually think
Speaker 4: a lot of people fuck this up, but I reckon
Speaker 4: you could do it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh that's very sweet. I do. You've always said
Speaker 1: I should post more tiktoks. Yes I have.
Speaker 3: I can't recall once, but I probably haven't.
Speaker 1: You have a couple of times, and I've just never
Speaker 1: fucking done it. All right, we'll jump in with mine first,
Speaker 1: my physical appearance right now, right now, Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: got my crotch. I just glance down at my dick.
Speaker 1: I did roll the cameras. All right, let's do it, Bradley,
Speaker 1: is it just me? Can you notice the work that
Speaker 1: I've had done?
Speaker 4: No, I can notice the work that needs to be done.
Speaker 1: That's another question. I got bowtox, oh, right, of course
Speaker 1: in my forehead only the third time. I'm not a
Speaker 1: bowtox veteran. I'm very new to it. I want me
Speaker 1: some my locally. Yeah, it's just a lot business. I
Speaker 1: love them, my ladies. They're a gorgeous there. They're amazing.
Speaker 1: And I this is the awkward thing. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to go to my old place because they're so fucking expensive,
Speaker 1: really expensive, really yeah, And I didn't you go to.
Speaker 3: Some fucking boutique in Double Bay, and I wonder I did,
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: It was too expensive, So I wanted somewhere local. But
Speaker 1: I didn't know how much botox I got, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to know, yeah, because they usually have it on file. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I did not want to go to the new
Speaker 1: place and they guess, and then I look like a
Speaker 1: fucking idiot. So I was sitting there and I was
Speaker 1: actually talking to Steve, and I was like, how can
Speaker 1: I call the old place, get the results, get my fire?
Speaker 1: You transfer with medical records place, but without them knowing
Speaker 1: that I'm breaking up with them. Yeah. Wow, So this
Speaker 1: was my genius plan. Tell me if you think it's good.
Speaker 1: At first, I was going to say, I'm at the
Speaker 1: doctors and they want to know what I have in me?
Speaker 1: How many millig I know? That was my first idea.
Speaker 3: And they're like, well, let's the private.
Speaker 1: Actually yes, yes, no, no, no, So I called get this.
Speaker 1: I'm a genius.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I go.
Speaker 1: They go oho, BBB business. I go, Hi guys. Mitch
Speaker 1: Cherry like, hi, miss, do you want to rebook in?
Speaker 1: I go, oh, I'm thinking of but I think it's
Speaker 1: too soon, guys. It's my botox was worn off so quickly.
Speaker 1: When was the last time I was there? So you
Speaker 1: accused them of malpractice? No? No, no, I went, when
Speaker 1: was the last time I was there? They went off
Speaker 1: three months ago, Darling, and I went, oh god, I
Speaker 1: think it's just worn off. How many units?
Speaker 3: I was going to say, three months is it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's that's the due day.
Speaker 1: I shot myself in the foot. I went three. I went,
Speaker 1: can you just tell me how many units I had?
Speaker 1: I think I didn't get enough, and they went, well,
Speaker 1: three months is pretty standard, Dale, they wouldn't give it
Speaker 1: to you, No, no, no, I went, oh, really, I just
Speaker 1: feel like I got less. Jab it on file and
Speaker 1: then yeah, let me get it for you.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 1: So they told me how many units I got and like,
Speaker 1: would you like to book us in? But I had
Speaker 1: to follow through. I went, yeah, every book for in
Speaker 1: a week, So rebooked in a week.
Speaker 4: When I canceled, Oh my god, you had to go
Speaker 4: through that many hoops?
Speaker 1: Give it. It worked because I went straight to the new place.
Speaker 1: But the problem is we upped the dose and my
Speaker 1: forehead is fully frozen. Look at the camera now, I
Speaker 1: want the idiots to tell me my right eyebrow doesn't move,
Speaker 1: my left one does.
Speaker 3: Show its okay, really, now try and move the other one.
Speaker 4: I am Oh, I thought you were doing one at
Speaker 4: a time, Yet your right eyebawtist doesn't move. That's fucking weird.
Speaker 4: Look they're giving you too much. Yeah, shit, now I'm
Speaker 4: really noticing the work you do not move at all?
Speaker 1: How would I help? My god?
Speaker 3: You just move your ears, but you can't move your eyebrow.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just I just discovered movement. Look
Speaker 1: in the camera. You can move your ears. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: got a really loose scalp. Can you do that? No,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to try. They try to be good
Speaker 1: for your brain condition. I think it's good. I've got
Speaker 1: really loose skin on my scalp.
Speaker 3: Wow, everything moves except the forehead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not happy.
Speaker 3: I think you need to ease up a bit.
Speaker 1: That's too much. I think so I'm frozen. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Were you heavier in the last nose?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Too heavy. Apparently they're giving you the fat Mitch dose.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Maybe that's it, like when a dog
Speaker 1: or like they have to put down like an elephant
Speaker 1: to put it to sleep. They have to do it
Speaker 1: by weight. Maybe I'm getting botox by my old ways. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably I'm frozen anyway. Gorgeous though, Yeah, gorgeous is all way.
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask for Dn.
Speaker 3: Do I look gorgeous?
Speaker 1: Do I look gorgeous for Done?
Speaker 3: He's so fully yourself?
Speaker 1: Do you get botox for Dan?
Speaker 4: Part of me was worried about having this botox conversation
Speaker 4: because I've been accused recently of being so insensitive during
Speaker 4: the cost of living crisis.
Speaker 3: But hey, you were trying to get cheap botox.
Speaker 1: I was trying to get I was trying to live expensive. Listen,
Speaker 1: Cozy loss fucking hit me hard. I'm living with my parents. Guys,
Speaker 1: Cozy Loves has got me. I live at home. I'm
Speaker 1: twenty eight and I live at home. I'm sex with
Speaker 1: my boyfriend at home. If anyone's hit by the cost
Speaker 1: of living crisis, it's me in my genitals, in my life.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Would you like to hear my Is it just no, Well,
Speaker 3: I'll just go fuck myself.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I do hear me? Hear me.
Speaker 3: I'll keep it short and sweet. Let's go brad late.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Have you ever tried to scream after exhaling?
Speaker 1: Oh, I've seen this.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of your attitude life.
Speaker 1: I've seen this. Don't just yell at me and go now.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. We're not doing it, Mitchell. It's
Speaker 1: the botox in everything. I'm so I'm ecstatic. I've seen
Speaker 1: this on trend on TikTok I think this is brilliantough Have.
Speaker 3: You tried it though, of course not so.
Speaker 4: There's a trend on TikTok at the moment where people
Speaker 4: are trying to completely empty their guts, do the deepest
Speaker 4: of deep exhales, and then try to scream after. So
Speaker 4: just do a normal scream off Mike, a scream okay, okay,
Speaker 4: and now.
Speaker 3: And that's enough and now exhal like completely push.
Speaker 4: All the air out your stomach. People driving along listening
Speaker 4: to this, if you're driving alone, give it a crack,
Speaker 4: although don't faint behind the wheel.
Speaker 3: And just when you.
Speaker 4: Think all the airs out, keep going. Now screams funnies.
Speaker 3: Is that the first time you've tried it the first time?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the first time I ever heard that sound.
Speaker 4: I haven't tried it yet. Okay, do it so obviously
Speaker 4: enormal screen. Yeah, right now, it's like.
Speaker 1: It sounds so schep. I was giving myself a stitch.
Speaker 1: What's the point of his trend?
Speaker 4: Well, look at you, you laughing more than you have
Speaker 4: had any of my jokes in weeks.
Speaker 1: It's not true. It's not true. Have you seen that
Speaker 1: trend where if you put you go all the way down,
Speaker 1: you breathe all the way out and you push your
Speaker 1: chest in and that reveals your real laugh. We've done
Speaker 1: that on the show.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 1: I think we have? Tell me again. I think you
Speaker 1: breathe out and then you get someone to push on
Speaker 1: your chest and that is your real laugh.
Speaker 3: Oh, so what do I do?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm gonna breathe.
Speaker 3: I'm glad you brought it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's try it. I'm getting up.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I breathe all the way out again. Ow,
Speaker 3: it didn't make me laugh.
Speaker 5: I didn't work.
Speaker 1: I just broke your rib cage. Ow, you are right.
Speaker 1: That didn't do shit. Oh no, no, no, no, no. You
Speaker 1: have to be saying you're gonna be laughing. You say,
Speaker 1: ha ha ha oh you.
Speaker 3: Just told me to exhale.
Speaker 1: I know, but just laugh. You've got to be laughing
Speaker 1: and it reveals your I remember now it's ringing about it.
Speaker 4: It's like ha ha ha And then you press down
Speaker 4: on my tits alright ready.
Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: Owth just ow just passed a bow movement.
Speaker 3: This didn't work. My TikTok challenge worked?
Speaker 1: Fail anyway? For dance up next let's move on. You're
Speaker 1: listening to is it just me?
Speaker 5: Welcome to you for DWN talk.
Speaker 1: All right, this is a very exciting moment for this
Speaker 1: is long awaited.
Speaker 3: On the show, Mitchell, very long awaited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and this was something that I was tasked quite
Speaker 1: a few months ago.
Speaker 3: You gave yourself the task I did.
Speaker 1: I'm the guest booker on the show, and.
Speaker 4: Through your own procrastination, this has accidentally become our most
Speaker 4: hyped guest ever.
Speaker 1: I know, I think people because famously I never end
Speaker 1: up getting guests. I say, hey, I'm talking to this,
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Chris Hemsworth and it just never comes off.
Speaker 1: But this I was talking to this person for quite
Speaker 1: a while and it has come off. You will know
Speaker 1: her as one of Australia's favorite creators, sort of coming
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. I feel. You'll have seen her work
Speaker 1: on TikTok, maybe her book. She's also an author. It's
Speaker 1: the one and only for darn hi for that.
Speaker 3: Hey do you do podcasts often? I've seen you on
Speaker 3: the Telly and stuff.
Speaker 5: No, this is my first podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, well you can relax here, we just talk shit.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 1: I saw you on the on the Morning Show or
Speaker 1: Sunrise and those shows we've done live TV. It's like wambam,
Speaker 1: get you in, get you out. You don't get to
Speaker 1: say what you want. It's very stressed. Did you find
Speaker 1: it stressful?
Speaker 5: Yeah? It went way too quickly. They gave me four
Speaker 5: minutes of their time and I had so much to say,
Speaker 5: but I was.
Speaker 3: That's about all I've got time for for I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a bit like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, we have a present for you. So Mitch
Speaker 1: has already given you something off off the show.
Speaker 5: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: The mug. The mug we go for Dona mug. But
Speaker 1: this is my boyfriend, Stephen got this for you. So
Speaker 1: have we loved gifts.
Speaker 3: I've just got this, Yeah, did.
Speaker 1: Says for Dan.
Speaker 5: It's a little cosmetic bag and it's got a lemon.
Speaker 1: It's bedazzled. Oh that's so cyah be dazzles.
Speaker 5: Love it's thank you. What's his name, Stephen?
Speaker 1: Stephen?
Speaker 3: Love it?
Speaker 5: Stephen?
Speaker 1: Thank you. You need to welcome you to the show
Speaker 1: because you love your lemons. And I think Mitch did
Speaker 1: I introduce you to for Dan? I said, have you
Speaker 1: seen this woman? She's on TikTok. She's got the catch phrases,
Speaker 1: the Saturday plat to day love, I've got the apron
Speaker 1: What what are some of your other catchphrases?
Speaker 5: Fuck it, I can afford it. Yes, I say that
Speaker 5: if you be the big hole people. When I'm putting
Speaker 5: salt on things, could I use the big hold saxa,
Speaker 5: Squeeze the day, the sacks saxon.
Speaker 1: I love the saxa.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, squeeze the day.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 5: That's my mother lemon thing.
Speaker 1: Saturday play Today, I feel is the more iconic one
Speaker 1: because you just serve food on a platter.
Speaker 3: Here's what I find confused.
Speaker 5: Got to work, man, it doesn't look.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say this is what I find confusing
Speaker 3: about the Saturday platter day thing, because the whole idea
Speaker 3: behind it is I'm not cooking dinner on a Saturday.
Speaker 4: I can't be bothered, so instead I'm doing a platter.
Speaker 4: But I find that more stressful a platter.
Speaker 3: I'd rather just.
Speaker 4: Make dinner because like my fucking group of gays, they
Speaker 4: treat making platters like it's a competitive Olympic sport. Yeah,
Speaker 4: who can make the best platter? I just don't get involved.
Speaker 4: I'm like, here's a fucking packet of cheese. Us that's
Speaker 4: my platter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get the salami, they make it a row. Yes.
Speaker 1: Can you make it look so easy? How do you
Speaker 1: do that? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well, because I'm not pleasing anyone. It's just Hubby, me
Speaker 5: and the kids.
Speaker 3: But they look spectacular.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, it's just pretty, you know. And it's just fresh stuff.
Speaker 5: So I'll go shopping that day for stuff. On Saturday.
Speaker 5: We don't get old things out of the fridge. We're
Speaker 5: using all fresh stuff. Yeah, and then I just put
Speaker 5: it all together and it's just so delicious.
Speaker 3: And you find that easier than making dinner.
Speaker 5: You remember, I'm cooking every other night, So fuck me.
Speaker 4: I have to ask, how the fuck do you cut
Speaker 4: those cute cumbers with such confidence? It's a knife man,
Speaker 4: without cutting yourself, Because Mitch, you can back me up
Speaker 4: here the amount of times I've come in here with
Speaker 4: fucking band aids all over my fingers because I've accidentally
Speaker 4: sliced it again, and.
Speaker 1: Which is like ed with his hands. And you you've
Speaker 1: got a pairing knife, you've got a cue umble with
Speaker 1: the same head, and you're cutting the blade into your thumb.
Speaker 4: It makes me so stressed watching your videos. I'm like,
Speaker 4: she's not even looking, she's gonna cut it.
Speaker 1: For what is the technique?
Speaker 5: I think it's an ethnic thing we just learned, Like
Speaker 5: that's how you pill an.
Speaker 1: Apple that my alma does the same thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you just chop, chop, chop chop. It's how
Speaker 5: it is. So I would like I can have a
Speaker 5: chopping board in front of me, but my instinct is
Speaker 5: not to use it, and I'll be like, oh, that's right,
Speaker 5: this is a chopping board, but I just like to
Speaker 5: cut in my hand with.
Speaker 3: You've never had any platter injuries very rare.
Speaker 4: Okay, really that makes me feel a bit more human
Speaker 4: because it happens all too often.
Speaker 3: Just when one heals, I'll do it again. It's always
Speaker 3: cabbage that gets me. Divees in cabbage, Watch cabbage. What's
Speaker 3: cabbage it?
Speaker 1: How does a cabbage come? I've never cut a cab.
Speaker 1: I did you buy it shredded?
Speaker 5: Oh? Do you know?
Speaker 1: It's like a soccer ball, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: But I'm just treading it myself with a knife. You
Speaker 4: need to buy it pre It's that hard to understand now.
Speaker 1: I live by the packet stuff. Oh, yeah, the page. Oh,
Speaker 1: the cut properly, the zoodles, the cut carrot. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't have to cut anything. You don't need a
Speaker 1: knife for his days salad.
Speaker 3: You validated the plastic Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Oh, now they're going to come for me for the plastic. Sorry, guys.
Speaker 1: I love your tiktoks. I just will turn on, like
Speaker 1: after a long day of work and you're making dinner
Speaker 1: and you're just filming and it's on TikTok and it's
Speaker 1: like a ten minute TikTok. Did you just say fuck editing?
Speaker 1: I just I'm got a film and I'm gonna upload.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for it. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't even know how to edit. Sometimes I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 5: that could be controversial. I should edit that out. He's
Speaker 5: got time for that, nobody.
Speaker 1: Do you worry about the controversy of things or putting
Speaker 1: things out out there online? Because the internet is an
Speaker 1: interesting place and you can you surely can upset many
Speaker 1: people very quickly on the Internet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I I've been on TikTok for nearly
Speaker 5: two years now, and I've learned about being really flippant
Speaker 5: about stuff. So and I used to be because I'd
Speaker 5: be like, ah, you know, I've got lots of junk
Speaker 5: in my office that people have sent me, and everyone
Speaker 5: was like really offended that I referred to it as junk. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I didn't. I meant stuff. I mean I went into changeably.
Speaker 5: I didn't mean like it wasn't quality items. But I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, they're right. So then I'm like, when
Speaker 5: I refer to that, I would never say that again
Speaker 5: because I learned the lesson was it was taken the
Speaker 5: wrong way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can I actually ask about one of your catch phrases,
Speaker 4: the whole fuck that I can afford it thing?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Recently on the podcast, there was something that happened here.
Speaker 4: I was talking about the fact that I just paid
Speaker 4: off my student loan. I just wanted the debt gone, really,
Speaker 4: and then I got a message from someone saying that's
Speaker 4: really insensitive during the cost of living crisis to rub
Speaker 4: that in. Some people would love to be able to
Speaker 4: clear their debts. You shouldn't be bragging about that. And
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, sorry, didn't even consider that taking
Speaker 4: it on board.
Speaker 1: But then I see people like.
Speaker 4: You who get away with saying fuck that I can
Speaker 4: afford it. You'd make no secret of shopping at all
Speaker 4: the high end places.
Speaker 3: Do you ever get pushed back about that?
Speaker 5: I do, But I think the reason that it's okay
Speaker 5: is because I have a full time job. I'm a
Speaker 5: partner in a law firm. I work very hard. People
Speaker 5: will see me go working on public holidays, going in
Speaker 5: on the weekends, coming back home when it's dark, not
Speaker 5: spending time with my kids because I'm working. So there's
Speaker 5: the balance of yeah, I can afford it because I
Speaker 5: fucking work hard, and it's not a I'm an influencer.
Speaker 5: I make money off you watching me on TikTok, and
Speaker 5: I don't have a real job, so I'm going to
Speaker 5: flaunt my wealth to you guys and go. It's not
Speaker 5: that So I think.
Speaker 1: A way interesting point. You're not an influencer out there
Speaker 1: benefiting from the audience. That's how you're making your money.
Speaker 1: You're going, fucking I can afford it because I'm working
Speaker 1: a nine to five.
Speaker 5: Yeah, more than nine to five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah, Yeah, you're a lawyer by trade.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, could if we said something that for
Speaker 1: Done didn't like Mitchell, she could litigate us, she could
Speaker 1: end us. So you would you sue us.
Speaker 5: No, I'd never Yeah, oh, that's a nice answer.
Speaker 3: You work in family law, correct, I do.
Speaker 4: Perfect. We should bring this up with her while she's here.
Speaker 4: It's the whole situation between Jenna and I. Normally we
Speaker 4: have our third wheel, Jenny here with us and her
Speaker 4: and I. We were talking the other day on the
Speaker 4: podcast about if she were to embark on motherhood single mom,
Speaker 4: she just needed a donor whose sperm? Would you choose
Speaker 4: myself or Mitch cheering me naturally? Naturally she chose me.
Speaker 1: I don't think naturally, so sorry for done? Did say, mit,
Speaker 1: you're very tall, very very handsome to me, so I
Speaker 1: think for done would choose mine In the situation, No
Speaker 1: one asked mate, I'm just trying to get someone to
Speaker 1: take my sperm.
Speaker 4: No one want Like, hypothetically, if Jenny and I were
Speaker 4: to do that, what would I need to be aware of?
Speaker 3: It's the donor, like legally going into that any red flags?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, don't go on the birth certificate. If you
Speaker 5: don't want any involvement in the child's life and in
Speaker 5: particular child support, you're on the birthtificate. You're up for
Speaker 5: child's sport immediately, so you're not a donor, you're a
Speaker 5: father if you're on the birth certificate.
Speaker 4: Okay, So if I'm not on the birth certificate, again,
Speaker 4: it's all perhaps, But then do I am I not
Speaker 4: allowed to meet the kid?
Speaker 3: And stuff?
Speaker 5: It depends on and you should really have a deal.
Speaker 5: Oh I see, that's where we'd come through. Yeah, you
Speaker 5: could draft documents about this and you can have psycha
Speaker 5: contract about it, but predominantly your rights come from the
Speaker 5: birth certificate. So when people have said previously, okay, I've
Speaker 5: got my best friend a donor, and they go on
Speaker 5: the birth certificate, and then later in life that person says,
Speaker 5: you know what, I think I missed it out, like
Speaker 5: the hard yards. They missed all the baby stuff. The
Speaker 5: kids all of a sudden, fun can communicate playing soccer whatever.
Speaker 5: I want to be involved in this kid's life, and
Speaker 5: they can force their rights. Why could there on.
Speaker 3: The beast of it.
Speaker 4: Oh see, you've had cases like that where originally they
Speaker 4: agreed I'll be a hands off dad, but then change
Speaker 4: their mind later.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, And it's.
Speaker 5: Really tough on the mother because that wasn't the deal.
Speaker 5: The deal was your a sperm downe it even pay child
Speaker 5: sport all those years you weren't involved in the hard
Speaker 5: slog and yet you come back later. But in terms
Speaker 5: of the child, the child has a right to know
Speaker 5: both of their parents, and the court wild look at
Speaker 5: it from that perspective. So if you're not on the
Speaker 5: burst of it, you're not a father, not a parent.
Speaker 5: Stuff don't so you.
Speaker 1: Can deal with all that. I'd rather not be involved.
Speaker 1: I'll just be a godfather heavy stuff. Yeah, I'll be
Speaker 1: a fun uncle. I'm about to become an uncle in
Speaker 1: real life fun. And then I'm also I've got my
Speaker 1: hopes set on being asked to be godfather. Oh the godfather? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the godfather? Is that a legal binding name? No it's not.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was.
Speaker 3: I didn't think so.
Speaker 5: No it's not a legal thing. It's a traditional thing.
Speaker 5: It might have been rule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. I just like the title titles. It makes
Speaker 1: me feel very fancy.
Speaker 5: It's a cool title.
Speaker 1: It is very cool title. I have to point out
Speaker 1: for done. The fit is fitting. They've got the Gucci
Speaker 1: head band. I love oh you love.
Speaker 5: Yes, it is cool. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I think I saw you buy that on TikTok.
Speaker 5: A couple you may have and of course you've never
Speaker 5: won these before we're wearing my Jimmy Choes for the
Speaker 5: Jimmy treoes.
Speaker 1: I thought they were Jimmy chooes. They're red and they're sparkly.
Speaker 5: Like Wizard of I was they like Dorothy.
Speaker 1: They're so cute. Where do you get your fashion? Who's
Speaker 1: your fashion? In spo? Like if you were to say
Speaker 1: there's someone that you look at and go, that's who
Speaker 1: I want to dress? Like, is there someone out there?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not that person. Really Now, I call myself
Speaker 5: the original Dag because I will put things that don't
Speaker 5: go together and I would just buy whatever I like
Speaker 5: and or not the cover smatch. And I'm always getting
Speaker 5: feedback on TikTok for darn, that top doesn't go with
Speaker 5: that jacket. You're mixing the greens that.
Speaker 1: Sort of thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm not going to kill I.
Speaker 1: Love that people really feel like they know you on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Do you get stopped in the street now all the time?
Speaker 5: People ask shopping centers?
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 5: I get that all the time?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: We actually had Gena Leanno on the podcast recently. She
Speaker 4: works in family law too, and she.
Speaker 3: Told it's the often in like the courtroom environment, people
Speaker 3: in the children's court will ask for selfies and she'll
Speaker 3: have to be like, not now, guys, I can't take
Speaker 3: a photo in court.
Speaker 4: Do you get recognized in like the work environment now
Speaker 4: that you're on TikTok.
Speaker 5: I do, but most people are really respectful and don't
Speaker 5: say anything until after the case is Ever, so I've
Speaker 5: had like the judges associate come in and say, like,
Speaker 5: after the cases I ever were packing up at the
Speaker 5: bags at the bar table in the courtroom off a time,
Speaker 5: I'm a big fan. Oh wow, and that for clients there,
Speaker 5: they're like, oh, if you like the courts on my side, Oh.
Speaker 1: My god, that was good. That was my next question.
Speaker 1: Do you think it helps or hinders your business? Because
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I was watching TikTok scrolling watching
Speaker 1: all these ridiculous videos then my family lawyer came up,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd go, oh, I love that
Speaker 1: or I hate that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's interesting. I think for the most part, I
Speaker 5: think it's a good thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna say, surely you'd get more people trying
Speaker 3: to book you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the expertise is there. They know that I'll
Speaker 5: fight for you, and like not all lawyers are the same.
Speaker 5: Somebody can look like a lawyer. Let's say they're white,
Speaker 5: older male who looks like the really inteliware glasses. They
Speaker 5: look like they're really intelligent. That's sort of what most
Speaker 5: people sort of figure a lawyer looking.
Speaker 1: Classic lawyer but baggy suit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like that guy who has all these books behind
Speaker 5: him may look really intelligent. But let's say he was
Speaker 5: a teacher for thirty years became a lawyer later in life.
Speaker 5: It's only a five year lawyer. But the client has
Speaker 5: no idea, goes to see the guy who looks really
Speaker 5: smart and yet not that great lawyer, actually shit lawyer.
Speaker 5: And when people like I'm on norseual mums and in there,
Speaker 5: when people say I'm looking for lay blah blah blah.
Speaker 5: And then people post in the comments and they post
Speaker 5: people who I know are really really bad, like shit lawyers. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and I feel like they're their friends, their family, their uncle, whatever.
Speaker 5: Go and see whoever. And it's a really bad referral
Speaker 5: because I know that lawyer is really bad, and I'll
Speaker 5: say nothing, it's not my place. But what is better
Speaker 5: is I used so and so always get a referral
Speaker 5: when a client has used you, because then you know
Speaker 5: they did a good thing because they're referring you on
Speaker 5: because that actually did a good service. And I get
Speaker 5: lots of client referrals and people on TikTok say in
Speaker 5: my comments, oh yeah I used fun and she was
Speaker 5: great or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, builds a little bit of confidence.
Speaker 1: I think, now what is going on with his cat
Speaker 1: and dog situation? Because I was screaming on okay for done, great,
Speaker 1: great TikTok presence. Life is on lock, she's got the
Speaker 1: Saturday play to day, got the gorgeous to children. And
Speaker 1: then I see you going. I think I might get
Speaker 1: a dog, and then I might get a cat. Thinking
Speaker 1: for done, aren't you going to drive yourself insane? Why
Speaker 1: are you doing this to yourself? And now you've got them?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got a puppy in a kitten.
Speaker 3: Haven't you got enough on your platter as it is?
Speaker 1: We'll fuck it. She can afford it.
Speaker 5: It's true. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I thought that through, but we're
Speaker 5: getting through it day by day.
Speaker 1: How's it going? Is it all right?
Speaker 5: Well? The puppy toilet training is difficult. The cat is
Speaker 5: fine because cat has a good litter situation. They're very intelligent,
Speaker 5: which is a cat cat.
Speaker 4: I agree, they just instinctively know where this shit. It's amazing,
Speaker 4: it's so great.
Speaker 5: So the cat has it, gets it. The puppy not
Speaker 5: so much.
Speaker 1: What kind of dog cavalie? Oh gorgeous. I've got a koodoll,
Speaker 1: very cute. Did they get along?
Speaker 5: No? But they play like they fight all the time,
Speaker 5: play fight. But the dog will like bite the cat's ears,
Speaker 5: bite the tail, jump on the cat. But the cat will,
Speaker 5: you know, get the dog in a headline.
Speaker 3: Good, I'm team cat, yeah, team cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah in the situation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they fight a lot.
Speaker 1: Now we need to get you to do and is
Speaker 1: it just me of your own you've got any gym?
Speaker 1: But before we do, and I want to ask about
Speaker 1: the mister fadanav at all the internet is obsessed with
Speaker 1: trying to find your husband.
Speaker 5: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Leave him alone.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, And he's not like he just is not phased,
Speaker 5: not interested in social media, hates TikTok, doesn't even watch
Speaker 5: my tiktoks. Yeah, just thinks that the drama is ridiculous
Speaker 5: and he's not interested. So and I see to him
Speaker 5: because you're not participating. And I want to do sometimes
Speaker 5: the couple trends and I want to get him involved. No,
Speaker 5: not interested.
Speaker 1: There's a mystery. Don't you just want to post a
Speaker 1: photo to go here? He is shut the fuck up.
Speaker 5: No, but you come this far keeping He will never
Speaker 5: compromise his integrity that way because he's not a believer
Speaker 5: in social media and private person at heart.
Speaker 4: Did they give you a bit of freedom to potentially
Speaker 4: talk shit about him on TikTok?
Speaker 1: If you know he's not going to watch.
Speaker 5: People will tell him. Ah, I have thought about that.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online? Just search a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a tighead. Well, I can't believe
Speaker 1: this is your first podcast. Are you feeling comfortable? You're
Speaker 1: feeling relaxed?
Speaker 5: I am, yes, having great time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Well should we get Fordne's iGEM? Yes?
Speaker 4: We wanted you to bring it. Is it's me of
Speaker 4: your own? What are you thinking if you've got one prepared?
Speaker 5: Well, there's a lot of pressure. I thought about a
Speaker 5: couple of things. I've got a couple of ideas because
Speaker 5: I couldn't decide which one. So I'll tell you the
Speaker 5: first one that comes to mind.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do the first one. There a tanks. We
Speaker 1: could just do another one.
Speaker 3: Which, by the way, no pressure. They tank all the time.
Speaker 3: If it's shit, I tell Cheery that sucked.
Speaker 1: I think last week I did. And is it just
Speaker 1: me that I've done three times? Yeah, we've been doing
Speaker 1: the show so long. I've had the thought and I
Speaker 1: bring it back up mitches like you said that four
Speaker 1: years ago. Oh yeah, nothing changes around here. So all right, well, Bradley,
Speaker 1: a musician will count you in. You'll hear is it
Speaker 1: just me? Then you finish the sentence and we'll just
Speaker 1: we'll rattle them all off. We'll go through them all.
Speaker 5: Oh brillant.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's go Bradley.
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Should we have learned how to change a tire in school? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would have been far more youthful skill and algebra?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I have one of those like dodge
Speaker 1: driving lessons in high school, Like they taught you how
Speaker 1: to go around cones and things like I actually you
Speaker 1: were in the car.
Speaker 3: It's part of high school.
Speaker 1: An evasive what's it called?
Speaker 5: It's you're private or public?
Speaker 1: Public.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised their insurance would cover that really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't think they cared about us, to be honest,
Speaker 1: we're doing some dodger shit. But I was the passenger
Speaker 1: and they went around cones and this is how you
Speaker 1: get away and a skid and if you have boring, if.
Speaker 3: You're a passenger, I'm like, goodness.
Speaker 1: No, Wait, So do you think would you prefer to
Speaker 1: have known in school? Well?
Speaker 5: When I watch American TV and you see them doing
Speaker 5: drivers and there learning how to drive a car, and
Speaker 5: they're learning skills associated with the car, and I assume
Speaker 5: it's how to change a tire to.
Speaker 3: Actually do that in America, yes, that's part of school.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh well then fuck, let's just copy plaste the
Speaker 4: curriculum and do it here.
Speaker 1: That'll be great. No, I don't want America. It's curriculum.
Speaker 1: American school isn't isn't perfect by any means.
Speaker 4: But have you ever been caught in a pinch though,
Speaker 4: either of you, where you've had to change a tire?
Speaker 1: It's handy to know. No, I couldn't do it. I'm
Speaker 1: too pretty fair, die I touch.
Speaker 5: I'm not going to touch all that filth on the tires.
Speaker 5: I just coin rome and then you have to wait
Speaker 5: an hour or whatever or cool hubby and.
Speaker 4: See waiting for the NRMA shit, that to me, for
Speaker 4: whatever reason, feels like a waste of time.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, I'm gonna pop the spare on.
Speaker 4: I'm on the go, I'm moving. I only ever drive
Speaker 4: my car when I've got errands to do, and so
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm not gonna let that slow me down.
Speaker 1: I'm changing the tire.
Speaker 3: Off we go.
Speaker 5: Do you have the spare tire? So I used his
Speaker 5: my first word problem. I used to have a Mercedes
Speaker 5: and in the boot when I got my fat tire
Speaker 5: and opened it, there's no spare.
Speaker 1: They have the goop.
Speaker 5: Do you know about the goop?
Speaker 3: What's the oh? Is that like you patch it up?
Speaker 5: Nah? It's well maybe it's like a patch, but yeah,
Speaker 5: they put something instead on the tire.
Speaker 1: We call it the goop.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the real is.
Speaker 1: And it just stops the hole.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they basically plug the hole and you're ride around
Speaker 5: on the tire.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 5: Rather than so, they just got my this goop and
Speaker 5: I'm like, where's the spare note, I'm like, this car
Speaker 5: costs an exhalmited amount of money and you didn't give
Speaker 5: me a gotten for done?
Speaker 1: Yeah, got a spare.
Speaker 5: I've traded cars now yeah, okay, I don't always come
Speaker 5: with a spare.
Speaker 1: No, okay, good, just another one. So neither of you
Speaker 1: know how to change a tire at all. It's very intuitive.
Speaker 5: I think that jack's involved.
Speaker 4: I can tell you the tricky part for me, because
Speaker 4: I've had to change my tire an embarrassing amount of times.
Speaker 4: I always clicked the gutter like a grandma. The hardest
Speaker 4: part is finding the jack points. You can't just jack
Speaker 4: it up at any point. You have to like finger
Speaker 4: under the car and find the right slot to put
Speaker 4: the jack in.
Speaker 3: Noither you give a fuck about this.
Speaker 1: I was gonna have plugged many a hole. But it's
Speaker 1: nothing to do with changing a tire for done, all right,
Speaker 1: I can see for Dan's phone. She's got notes, she's cut.
Speaker 1: You've got the most prepared shit. Let's see the next one.
Speaker 1: But don't go away, mate.
Speaker 5: Okay, My next one is.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Does Greek yogurt make every dinner taste better?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes? Next?
Speaker 3: No, I agree, I fucking agree.
Speaker 1: Not on its own. You can't just pop Greek yogat
Speaker 1: on a chicken.
Speaker 5: And it's not all Greek yogat. It's created equol. I'm
Speaker 5: a Farmer's Union fan. It's creamy, it's delicious.
Speaker 1: It's not the square tub like. It's kind of a
Speaker 1: square big tub. Yeah. Yes, it's not like a round Shabanni.
Speaker 5: Rectangles rectangle, and it's just so creamy. And you could
Speaker 5: have it with everything, especially lamb oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, but I don't know if you can
Speaker 1: put it on anything, either a bit of lemon or
Speaker 1: a bit of like you put a bit of mintor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well salt, olive oil, lemon.
Speaker 1: That's all you need. Staples.
Speaker 3: I pop a bit of blood yogurt on everything, a bit.
Speaker 1: Of pepper in their bit of garlic.
Speaker 4: I use it in lieu of mayonnaise, basically because I
Speaker 4: actually hate fucking vegetables, but apparently it's the place to
Speaker 4: eat them for your health. Yeah, and so I just
Speaker 4: pop a doll up a yogurt on pretty much everything.
Speaker 1: Done. I've just got a ninja creamy you on the
Speaker 1: ninja creamy side of TikTok.
Speaker 5: I know what a ninja is.
Speaker 1: Ninja. You've got the air fries.
Speaker 5: I don't know if they do a blend down. I
Speaker 5: know they do an out to a oven like barbecue fan.
Speaker 1: Yes, and they also have a creamy which is you
Speaker 1: put frozen, you put liquids in a tarby freezer, then
Speaker 1: it makes it into ice cream. All right, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you get on that side, paying your mate, what's going on?
Speaker 1: They're actually fucking not. And I really talked to missed
Speaker 1: Ninja because I should be making bank off this. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I put you put yogurt and honey and a bit
Speaker 1: of cinnamon in a pot freezer and then you've got
Speaker 1: the best locale ice cream ever. It really does sound
Speaker 1: like an adulet's move on. Yeah, I was going to say,
Speaker 1: I thought, for darn given your side of TikTok, you'd
Speaker 1: be on Ninja creamy talk.
Speaker 5: Now because I'm on an ice cream person like Ninja
Speaker 5: did approach me and said, pick whatever you like as
Speaker 5: many as you like things of our website, give them
Speaker 5: mich numberous and I was like, oh, and they didn't
Speaker 5: give me a budget. I'm like, is they're a budget,
Speaker 5: then don't give me a budget. How many ping things
Speaker 5: do I pick? So I picked the Big Ninja because
Speaker 5: I had the two draw one picked the Big Ninja.
Speaker 5: So I upgraded my my air fright and then I
Speaker 5: picked the outdoor barbecue. Oh they've gotten an outdoor Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like a barbecue. But I didn't know that. It's
Speaker 5: like you've got to plug it in and you can
Speaker 5: only use it outdoors. I thought it was a barbecue.
Speaker 5: You can use indoors, all right, so my dinners. But
Speaker 5: then when I read the instructions, it's like, do not
Speaker 5: use indoors, And I'm like, oh, no.
Speaker 3: Go to do with your house your rules?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Well I'm a little worried about fires, but
Speaker 5: I thought about it bleater, but I would never I
Speaker 5: don't eat ice cream, so I would never have.
Speaker 1: Well, shit, can we give you that contact off when
Speaker 1: we finish the show? Yeah you are. I'm doing a
Speaker 1: lot of freeing pr for Yeah.
Speaker 5: It took me like two years, but finally they got
Speaker 5: the hint.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do another one. She's got plenty. Okay, Bradley
Speaker 1: hit us again. Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Should we be able to use emojis in everyday life,
Speaker 5: in particular when you're writing correspondence writing letters and I
Speaker 5: just want to use an emoji?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: I thought you meant everyday life is in like we
Speaker 4: just sticulate, we try and replicate the emoji in conversations
Speaker 4: ourselves with.
Speaker 5: Crime, the crying with laughter emoji, just in real what
Speaker 5: you want to say is exactly an emoji. Yes, if
Speaker 5: only you could just hold up the sign that had
Speaker 5: the emoji there, or you know, magically it would appear.
Speaker 5: Or when I'm writing legal letters to the other side
Speaker 5: sometimes I just kind of put an emoji there. Or
Speaker 5: when the client, like had this client who we call
Speaker 5: the other side B one and B two because they
Speaker 5: just write really dumb things, and I just want to
Speaker 5: send him with the banana emojis. But I don't want
Speaker 5: to write B one and B two, so I just
Speaker 5: want to send him the banana emoji when they write
Speaker 5: really dumb se.
Speaker 4: Definitely do put emojis in my emails, but perhaps there's
Speaker 4: less at stake for me than working in law.
Speaker 5: Do you do that by pushing Windows stop on.
Speaker 3: The Mac it's like control command space bars, so.
Speaker 5: You know the little coat. I've only recently discovered that
Speaker 5: you could do that.
Speaker 1: You can with the winning So.
Speaker 3: What's sopping you now that you know there's like ten emojis?
Speaker 5: I want all of them. I want the flace, the face.
Speaker 3: You're on Windows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, emojis I've never considered I put an emoji in
Speaker 4: an email?
Speaker 3: How will that translate on someone's PC?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I think they're those ugly android emojis. Gross.
Speaker 1: You also could not if I was in a court
Speaker 1: of all and someone was suing me. And then it
Speaker 1: comes up with Mitchell Tury with like a little shucker's emoji,
Speaker 1: like you're being served by Dan with a little fear
Speaker 1: grow up emoja. But this isn't no. I don't buy these.
Speaker 4: I reckon you should sign off your emails with the
Speaker 4: DAN and then the nail polish emoji.
Speaker 5: Oh that's like fancy lemons.
Speaker 1: What emoji encapulate encapsulates for Dan?
Speaker 5: Do you think, Oh, it's got a bit of lemon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got lemon.
Speaker 5: I'm all about so yeah, it's just a bit of
Speaker 5: a phase. But every time anyone sees lemons anywhere, I
Speaker 5: get tagged like Solom like Spotlight Reject Shop. They've been
Speaker 5: having lemon stuff TJ Max for a long time and
Speaker 5: people think that I don't already know. So I'll get
Speaker 5: like a hundred messages telling me there's dinner where it's
Speaker 5: Spotlight with lemon.
Speaker 1: Did you see that big lemon on TikTok that woman
Speaker 1: had grown and it looks like it was huge. It
Speaker 1: was like this, yes, and then she cut it in half. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it was it was like this big. But it
Speaker 1: was a word for it. Yeah, it was a wild
Speaker 1: lemon and it just had different basketball. Yes, yeah it was. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably, I'm just trying to remind you that you're on
Speaker 4: a podcast. My hands going this big.
Speaker 1: And I've made a career out of an audio medium
Speaker 1: for da and I never learned that people can't see me.
Speaker 1: And it's a travesty because I'm very gorgeous, for Dan said,
Speaker 1: And they cut it in half and it was like
Speaker 1: a brain and yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I was tagged a lot in that video. Yes, all
Speaker 5: over it?
Speaker 1: All right, do you have one more? Do one more? Origin?
Speaker 1: I think? Do you have another? How many more have
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 5: I think I've got one more?
Speaker 3: But we may well we've come this, Come on, Bradley,
Speaker 3: off we go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Is the news that they're making a new Legally Blonde?
Speaker 5: I think it's a series, the best news ever.
Speaker 1: Oh just you?
Speaker 5: We love Legally We love it would Yeah, no, maybe
Speaker 5: it's a girl thing.
Speaker 1: I've not seen it. We're very I've never seen Legally Blonde.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen it. I've never seen it.
Speaker 5: Oh you're missing out.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 4: But sometimes I feel like turning ship into a series
Speaker 4: it just ruins it, you know, Like sometimes sequels can
Speaker 4: really see us do Legally Bond two, which Shouse was
Speaker 4: very bad.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the sequels of things are better than the originally,
Speaker 1: like Shrek two, it's very very much better.
Speaker 5: I disagree.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't think the series of Legally Blonde could
Speaker 3: possibly be better than the movie.
Speaker 5: What if her daughter play l Woods the young.
Speaker 1: The same, Yeah, I think when she was in high school.
Speaker 4: See they did that with Greece. It was like the
Speaker 4: Rise of the Pink Ladies. I'm like, I don't care
Speaker 4: about some click in a high school before the main
Speaker 4: characters tournament.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, the history, but it's also very
Speaker 1: you for darn, Like it's a lawyer right, yes, it's
Speaker 1: the loyal life. It's lawyer dress as well.
Speaker 5: It's real, it's inspiring, it's who you are.
Speaker 1: That's your c that's your solibook. Like you can be
Speaker 1: l Woods.
Speaker 5: Okay, you take it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, for Dae, the Australian el Woods, they're
Speaker 1: practically twins. Yeah, basically yeah, okay, well but great, great
Speaker 1: gyms for dark, brilliant.
Speaker 3: Now before we let you go, very important question for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think you can ask for darn.
Speaker 3: Why not we ask every guest.
Speaker 1: She's a lawyer, and she holds herself with such esteem.
Speaker 1: You're very regal. I just feel like we should skip
Speaker 1: it with for darn. This question is it's too vulgar? Oh?
Speaker 5: Vulgar.
Speaker 4: I've actually noticed that you've not sworn once this whole podcast,
Speaker 4: and I've been swearing like a fucking share it.
Speaker 1: On hot days, I swear all the time.
Speaker 5: I must be just the environment you can sweat.
Speaker 1: Can you want to say your favorite swear word? Fuck?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's got to be because I say the fuck it.
Speaker 5: I can afford it. It just comes out.
Speaker 1: I do cuss a little. That sounds great out of
Speaker 1: your mouth.
Speaker 5: Fuck. Yeah, I say it like and sometimes because when
Speaker 5: I talk to clients, I will have to refrain. Depending
Speaker 5: on the client. Yes, if they came from TikTok, they
Speaker 5: know that I swear. But sometimes when I talk to
Speaker 5: the other side, you would have been such a bitch face, like,
Speaker 5: calm the fuck down.
Speaker 3: Yes, Well, how do you feel. Am I allowed to
Speaker 3: ask this question? Chery's trying to veto it.
Speaker 1: Not I'm trying to be to it. I just I
Speaker 1: didn't realize you were. You had such a potty mouth,
Speaker 1: so ask away. Fuck it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but we do this thing with every guest where
Speaker 4: we ask them to contribute to our list of things
Speaker 4: better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 3: The reason we do that, I.
Speaker 4: Wish our idiots could see her face when I said that.
Speaker 4: The reason we do that, it's not as putrid as
Speaker 4: it sounds. It's because we don't want our young listeners,
Speaker 4: who might be in a phase in life where they're
Speaker 4: becoming a bit obsessed with partying and boys and what
Speaker 4: have you. We don't them to believe that that's all
Speaker 4: there is to life. There's little things you can appreciate,
Speaker 4: like the crunch of a good autumn leaf under your shoes.
Speaker 4: Shit like that. I'll find some examples. Actually, she's just
Speaker 4: stunned in silence for done.
Speaker 1: We're worried. If you finish, you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 3: I'm finding some exactly Well, I've got ideas. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I told you should be honest, right, these are the ideas.
Speaker 1: Wait, quickly, did you have a period in your youth
Speaker 1: of the drugs and the dick and I was and
Speaker 1: you were. That's more inappropriate than what I asked. It was.
Speaker 5: Well, if you've read my book, you'd know. Oh, I
Speaker 5: did send you a copy of my book.
Speaker 1: I signed copy. Yes, I have the book. Did you
Speaker 1: read in my book?
Speaker 5: I now it's long.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I did not read the full thing. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologize, but I thought it was fiction.
Speaker 5: No, this is the real life, for darn dating story. Oh,
Speaker 5: from when I had fifty one first dates and also
Speaker 5: the second date to the third dates, et c. It
Speaker 5: talks about my whole sex life everything.
Speaker 3: Even when I and I wasn't sent to fucking.
Speaker 5: Thirty one to thirty three. I think the years are.
Speaker 1: So that they were your naughty years, thirty one to
Speaker 1: thirty three.
Speaker 5: Oh, they were the win. It was documented. In my twenties,
Speaker 5: I was more party. Yeah, thirties was luck. You know,
Speaker 5: we're on a husband hunt here, So twenties was you know?
Speaker 5: When I was in my twenties, I was broke as fuck,
Speaker 5: even though I was a lawyer, struggling and when you're
Speaker 5: a UNI student, like early twenties really really poor.
Speaker 4: That's what I was come in handy right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it's really Lexia makes you sexier.
Speaker 1: And also there is something about a law boy like
Speaker 1: they're hot in your Uni days. Was with there's some
Speaker 1: hot unicute Uni boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. So.
Speaker 4: Some examples of things better than drugs and dick that
Speaker 4: our other guests have given us yep, chock coated sultanas
Speaker 4: according to Tim Abbott, when you haven't started the chock
Speaker 4: top before the movie. Reuben Kay said that one rees
Speaker 4: Nicholson said weighted anxiety blanket a.
Speaker 1: Jela Bishops at her waterbed yep. Lara G.
Speaker 4: Marshall from The Saddle Club said oozing lava cakes are
Speaker 4: better than drugs and dick, and you.
Speaker 3: Can quote her on that. Yeah, she's always what do
Speaker 3: you got for as a little pleasure in life?
Speaker 5: For darn Okay, this is a little out there green
Speaker 5: crunchy plums with salt.
Speaker 3: That is out there. There's a lot to take in
Speaker 3: green plums, that's a thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, when they're not ripe, it'll give you a tummy ache. No,
Speaker 5: everyone says that, man, No.
Speaker 1: Just popping it on the list.
Speaker 5: I could have those. It's like it's only very very
Speaker 5: niche before they get ripe, so it might happen for
Speaker 5: maybe four weeks a year. I think I prefer dick
Speaker 5: then green crunch, green crunchy plums, I'm telling you, and
Speaker 5: with salt with salt.
Speaker 1: I my god, yes, that's that trend online. Everyone's eating
Speaker 1: the raw almonds with salt. Have you seen that?
Speaker 5: And I win the freaks up and ask not in season? Really,
Speaker 5: but I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: That'd be bitter, wouldn't it.
Speaker 5: I'm sure I hear that crunch and geesez.
Speaker 3: Okay, add Greek yogurt to that as well.
Speaker 5: On not with the plums.
Speaker 3: Doesn't make everything better?
Speaker 5: No, but I've never tried it, like it might might
Speaker 5: make it better.
Speaker 1: Try everything once.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't think to put salt with the plums.
Speaker 5: So hey, all green crunchy apple with salt also works? Yeah,
Speaker 5: Granny Smith apple, I.
Speaker 3: Could fuck with that. Actually, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 1: I had a green apple my TEENI when it's got
Speaker 1: a green apple or a margarita, it's yeah, it's really good.
Speaker 3: I don't like Martinis this in general because of the salt.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, really yeah, I adore salt making mistake, but
Speaker 4: not on a drink.
Speaker 1: My favorite drink. I feel like you can connect on this.
Speaker 1: Dan is a really really dirty gin Martini.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind it to find dirty.
Speaker 1: Like it's olive Brian three olives a good shot of
Speaker 1: olive Brian just gin the move, that's it cold and affords. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can afford more, more, more, more, This is good.
Speaker 5: What else you have for the I was going to
Speaker 5: say something boring, like coffee boring?
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, that is boring.
Speaker 3: That is better than drugs.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's the most addicted in the morning. My whole life
Speaker 3: feel on coffee.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: Okay, shower, yeah, that's good, burning hot. Are you a
Speaker 1: bath girl? No?
Speaker 5: Never not, And I have lots of bath paraphernalia, but
Speaker 5: I don't really.
Speaker 1: Send them my way down because I bath the kids.
Speaker 1: It's like a chore bath.
Speaker 4: I do love a bath. Mine, it's not quite big
Speaker 4: enough for me, and I'm not a large person. It's
Speaker 4: very uncomfort Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't really fit in bath. If you ever had
Speaker 1: try to have sex in a bath, no, horrific.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's really hard.
Speaker 1: It it needs to be. It's really it's difficult. It's hard,
Speaker 1: and it's big. I mean, sign me out. Yeah, really
Speaker 1: those photos.
Speaker 5: The bath needs to be big enough. There's a water problem.
Speaker 1: Ye, you think water shower sex. But it sounds hot,
Speaker 1: it's gonna work, but it doesn't. It almost does the opposite.
Speaker 1: It doesn't sound like it's.
Speaker 3: Gonna work at all.
Speaker 5: Well, I like the idea of it because you see
Speaker 5: it on like the romanticizing the TV. The barble baths
Speaker 5: and you're getting in the bath together. Sounds kind of
Speaker 5: hot and sexy, but then when you're in the bath together,
Speaker 5: it's kind of awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does completely all right. Well for done, that
Speaker 1: was an absolute pleasure having.
Speaker 5: Oh, think it's been so much fun.
Speaker 3: I can't believe we took your podcast virginity.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'll always remember this moment.
Speaker 1: Hope it will be gentle. Is it okay? You enjoy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was you remember it? Yeah, I'm glad we look gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I had we have people go oh for DN. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm so glad we had you on. I
Speaker 1: really am. Did you not see the Reddit thread about this?
Speaker 5: I don't read Reddit. Not good for my mental health.
Speaker 3: Someone I agree, He's like, I don't read red it anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes people in the comments send me to redd it,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, out of curiosity, I'd go on loook
Speaker 5: and think those bitches so I don't. Now let me
Speaker 5: let them.
Speaker 1: Someone sent me a screenshot and they said for Dan's
Speaker 1: appearing on a podcast? What podcasts? They went? Is it
Speaker 1: just me? By all appearances, it looks very.
Speaker 3: Loose, Yeah, they did so while we're at it, I
Speaker 3: read it.
Speaker 1: If I read it, I read it, hope for done.
Speaker 1: What do your fans.
Speaker 5: Call, well, the fans of the dun'talk fans, but the
Speaker 5: trolls of.
Speaker 1: The troll Yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: We call our listeners idiots. Isn't that beautiful?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Charming?
Speaker 1: So hard? It's heart idiots, I read it.
Speaker 5: Idiots. Yeah, those in the basement who have never been kissed.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's it. Well, they'll hate you now, they'll
Speaker 1: come for you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all right.
Speaker 3: She doesn't seem to care about that.
Speaker 1: She had you very no bullshit.
Speaker 3: That's what I like.
Speaker 5: Because they're in the basement, or they're the troll with
Speaker 5: the faceless, nameless person, where I'm me with my fabulous life,
Speaker 5: but they talk. What are they going to do? It
Speaker 5: doesn't face me to be someone who's successful. You're gonna
Speaker 5: have the jealous people, the haters. They're not going to
Speaker 5: be happy for your success.
Speaker 1: Never, it's right.
Speaker 5: Be happy for me. It's fine. I'm not happy for you.
Speaker 5: I don't know you. I don't care about you. Good luck.
Speaker 5: If it brings you joy, go ahead.
Speaker 1: She lives. To cut another cucumber for another day. I
Speaker 1: do with a pairing knife and a farmin platters. It's
Speaker 1: for darn. Thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much much. Thanks for coming great and
Speaker 4: we'll catch you back on Monday. Idiots, thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: We will see you Mitchell. Five star review, of course, Yeah,
Speaker 1: five stars. Leave us a review, you can DMS, you
Speaker 1: can get in touch and we will see you very soon.
Speaker 1: Had our bike? Is it just me?
Speaker 3: I'm podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Make sure you've here to follow on your podcast app.
Speaker 4: Welcome to a tod brief. Our secret segment. On the end,
Speaker 4: our gorgeous guest Ferdan has left the building. I don't
Speaker 4: know about you. I got the impression that she is
Speaker 4: not a listener, and so our secret segment we keep
Speaker 4: it secret from them as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if the guest is here and they do.
Speaker 4: Know about the secret segment, they're more than welcome to join,
Speaker 4: but she wasn't aware. Let's keep sorry, Ferdanna, if you're listening,
Speaker 4: you didn't know about the secret segment.
Speaker 1: Let's keep the paus extra on. Actually she turns off. No,
Speaker 1: I got nothing bad to say about her. She was
Speaker 1: I didn't ask, sweetheart. No, I know, but but you know,
Speaker 1: often sometimes you have a guess on and we go,
Speaker 1: oh that was weird, that was awkward. She was genuinely
Speaker 1: very sweet.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe it was her first podcast. You wouldn't
Speaker 3: have picked her.
Speaker 1: No, she was very natural, comfortable. She was kind of
Speaker 1: saying that the TV she did she didn't love, so
Speaker 1: I think she was more excited to have more time.
Speaker 4: It's a very Yeah, it's a very different environment like
Speaker 4: talking on a TV show.
Speaker 3: It has to be tight, whereas here we could fucking
Speaker 3: go away if we wanted.
Speaker 1: What did you think? Did you like the chat? I did?
Speaker 4: Of course, Yeah, I found it interesting, the whole fuck
Speaker 4: it I can afford it thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well there's controversy around that, isn't there People think
Speaker 1: it's a bit insensive.
Speaker 4: Well that's what she said, Yeah, that's what I asked her,
Speaker 4: and she said, yes, people do it says.
Speaker 1: More about me.
Speaker 4: I think maybe I'm more of an overthinker because when
Speaker 4: she said, well, I work hard and so I've earned it,
Speaker 4: I can I can brag about fuck it, I can
Speaker 4: afford it, And I'm like, yeah, true, But I reckon
Speaker 4: if that was me, I would think, does that imply
Speaker 4: that other people don't work hard?
Speaker 1: Well? I mean yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know if I could say that. Am I overthinking it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What comes from a place of privilege to say I
Speaker 1: work hard and make a lot of money Because I feel.
Speaker 4: Like a lot of people work hard, but they're still
Speaker 4: fucking struggling to make ends meet. There's enough of bills
Speaker 4: and expenses on the table.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. A lot of people
Speaker 1: work just as hard, harder, yeah, you could say, and
Speaker 1: they get less. So that's where the issues come from. Mmmm.
Speaker 1: But I don't know. Good for her, she just embraces it.
Speaker 1: She had no she studied, she wanted to be a lawyer.
Speaker 1: She's become a lawyer. She makes her money. Power to her, apparently.
Speaker 3: She owns the law firm.
Speaker 4: I didn't get to ask her how the fuck does
Speaker 4: she managed to come to this recording today?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I wanted, Well, she owns it. She
Speaker 1: can do what she wants. She's a big boss. I
Speaker 1: wanted to ask about the sex, and I really wanted
Speaker 1: to know how many law boys she'd slept with it
Speaker 1: at university. That's inappropriate. It is inappropriate, So I didn't ask.
Speaker 1: I read the room.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, it finally fucking happen.
Speaker 4: You know, I've had so many guests that I've wanted
Speaker 4: to get on, but I haven't done it because you
Speaker 4: said our first guest.
Speaker 1: Of the year will be for Really I did, didn't.
Speaker 4: I Again, that's probably me overthinking it. I could have
Speaker 4: just stuck someone else at the front.
Speaker 3: Of the queue.
Speaker 1: You could have who do you have lined up? So
Speaker 1: many people?
Speaker 4: I'd love to get Kate Langbrook again. Yes, she's got
Speaker 4: a new podcasts out she.
Speaker 1: Has Kate will come on in a heartbeat. I was
Speaker 1: texting her and she she loves my mitches, my beauty.
Speaker 1: You're her bitchy.
Speaker 3: I'm making it happen.
Speaker 4: I'm chatting to her producer on email and I'm actually
Speaker 4: back and forth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well mostly my end. I'm gonna have to bump her.
Speaker 1: Actually, these producers just don't fucking reply, they've got enough
Speaker 1: on their platter. I get it. Yeah, for darn, do.
Speaker 3: You appreciate that?
Speaker 1: When I said, haven't you got enough on your platter?
Speaker 1: I left. I don't think she got it. I only
Speaker 1: booked for DNA in the end because I bumped the
Speaker 1: message on TikTok. Yeah, yeah, I emailed her three times.
Speaker 1: Nothing Actually yeah, no reply on email and TikTok instant replies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I'm just gonna have to bump Kate's producer.
Speaker 1: But it'll happen.
Speaker 4: We love her our favorite guests. I also would love
Speaker 4: to get em Russiano, she's been doing the rounds for
Speaker 4: her show.
Speaker 3: I might have left it a bit late. Yeah, she'll
Speaker 3: come on, Jessica Rowe, she's already told you she'd come on.
Speaker 1: She just told me she's come on. I called her
Speaker 1: the other night they're live on the radio, just to
Speaker 1: talk to her, and she didn't answer. So I'm worried
Speaker 1: i'urned my bridge.
Speaker 3: There because of one missed call.
Speaker 1: I don't know who else we can get on. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think a lot of our idiots hate
Speaker 1: the guest episodes. That's what the hunch I get.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think remember we did our bloody survey monkey
Speaker 4: and they just said not as frequent. Yeah, it's not
Speaker 4: that they don't like them, because then we've gone all
Speaker 4: this time, all year without a guest and people were like,
Speaker 4: I missed the guest episode.
Speaker 3: So it's hard to please everyone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it is. Well listen whether or not you
Speaker 1: liked for darn, listen.
Speaker 4: When we do them back to back, like too many
Speaker 4: guest episodes at once a good balance.
Speaker 1: Every so often I argue that we've hit the nail
Speaker 1: on the head with the balance of the guest because
Speaker 1: they used to do the whole episode with us full
Speaker 1: co host. Yes, now we just give you half an
Speaker 1: episode with the guest and then sometimes most of the
Speaker 1: time don't stick around for aid to debrew. That's right, Well,
Speaker 1: I liked it. I think for Darne was great. She
Speaker 1: looked good, good guest, part of the Australian culture. She's
Speaker 1: Australia's mother. She was all vlogging the whole thing.
Speaker 4: So if you go on her TikTok, it's Dan underscore
Speaker 4: talk right, Yes it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she again, I.
Speaker 4: Wish I had that confidence to just she didn't give
Speaker 4: us any warning. She'd just start blogging.
Speaker 1: No, she's like, oh okay. She was also in front
Speaker 1: of us, went I'm fitting a little nervous. You've got
Speaker 1: this for Dane. You've got this. I'm We're in the room,
Speaker 1: god lover, you do yes.
Speaker 4: So if you go to a tiktog, you'll probably find
Speaker 4: the log of her in the studio here with.
Speaker 1: I did bring up the reddit with her, but I
Speaker 1: didn't go into the detail. But all that Reddit thread
Speaker 1: about her coming on this podcast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I thought i'd do a bit of due diligence.
Speaker 4: I can't say this due diligence.
Speaker 1: I got due diligence, do not juice.
Speaker 3: See it's hot.
Speaker 1: Diligence as in like due diligence, due diligence, God, as in.
Speaker 3: Like with all due respect. I'm not saying j e W.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, due diligence.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought i'd do my.
Speaker 1: Fuck do Gile, I'd do my Jake Jillanole.
Speaker 4: I thought i'd do my Jude Deliaru and I just
Speaker 4: did it. I was like, I'll do a bit of
Speaker 4: research before she comes on. That's the right thing to
Speaker 4: do research, she guessed, and what came up was a
Speaker 4: Reddit thread about her being on this podcast and fine.
Speaker 4: People were saying, oh God, that podcast is very loose.
Speaker 4: I don't know if she's gonna cope because her TV
Speaker 4: appearances appear very scripted. I don't know if she does
Speaker 4: off the cup stuff. Well she coped just fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah she did, she was she was fine.
Speaker 3: Fine, that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. Well, apart from Verdan, no, guess on
Speaker 1: the horizon, it's just us. I'm working away in the background.
Speaker 1: I prefer it just being us.
Speaker 3: Oh you don't want any of these people I've just mentioned.
Speaker 1: I do, but I don't know. I feel like I've
Speaker 1: gotta be more on when there's guests around. When it's
Speaker 1: just us, it's just us, you know, just old friends
Speaker 1: hanging out. Do you know what was funny? Idiots?
Speaker 4: Mitch was telling me off the cloud that, you know,
Speaker 4: someone wrote in the idiots group chat our community chat
Speaker 4: on Facebook, someone wrote, is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or does Cheery seem disinterested?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Even who was it?
Speaker 3: Laura, your co host? Didn't she accuse you of being disinterested?
Speaker 1: No, she watched a video and she was like, you
Speaker 1: look exhausted you listening to him, And I was like,
Speaker 1: he chose a clip from the very end of the podcast. No,
Speaker 1: it was at the start.
Speaker 4: Was it the public transport one? Didn't you say Kens
Speaker 4: has given you good gear?
Speaker 1: There? She said no, she just said you weren't. No,
Speaker 1: she thought my laugh was fake. Should be fair, my
Speaker 1: real laugh and my fake laugh exactly. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I can tell that wasn't fake. That was just your
Speaker 1: I'm not that amused laugh. I was amused. I just
Speaker 1: didn't have anything. We can keep going now if.
Speaker 3: You are, I've got to get guests more often so
Speaker 3: that you're on.
Speaker 1: Okay instead of mind the gap, let's do it now.
Speaker 4: I already said there's a crack. So this is us
Speaker 4: dumbing down public transport announcements.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: The next train to.
Speaker 4: Arrive on platform three goes to Hornsby via Gordon Gronkify that.
Speaker 1: I can't see. It's not my thing.
Speaker 3: It's not on your blood to be a gronk.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's not my brand, Gronks. For your brand, well,
Speaker 1: what is your brand?
Speaker 4: Is just casually introducing smut into a perfectly pleasant conversation.
Speaker 4: Will we talking about fucking sunshine and day? And then
Speaker 4: you'll be like, oh, rimming.
Speaker 1: Holes, I don't do that.
Speaker 3: Viscerals so maybe you make trains visceral.
Speaker 1: I don't do that well. I mean the carriages and
Speaker 1: the coming inside and outside of tunnels. Mind my game.
Speaker 1: I don't have anything. It didn't work the first time.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't work in my brain. Anything tap on
Speaker 1: hit it. I'd like to tap on hit it. I
Speaker 1: don't have anything. Tapons already, not formal tap ons.
Speaker 3: Very don't catch public transport.
Speaker 1: Catch public transport. I did Velmitato express. It's all I've
Speaker 1: ever said. Or aeroplanes, what's aeroplaneling go? Maybe there's more
Speaker 1: airplane lingo.
Speaker 4: And I tried to take it to an area that
Speaker 4: you might be familiar with, and you couldn't come up
Speaker 4: with shit.
Speaker 3: For that either.
Speaker 1: About fairies.
Speaker 4: You were defending the airlines, remember I said, ah, they
Speaker 4: need to dumb down the language on planes, like who
Speaker 4: uses the word stow?
Speaker 3: And you're like, no, I like it.
Speaker 1: I do like it. I think it's fancy and it
Speaker 1: keeps things high falute, and it makes life high faluting.
Speaker 4: When you've just had the most revolting chicken fucking sandwich
Speaker 4: nome to man on your Jetstar flight and it costs
Speaker 4: eighteen dollars that sandwich.
Speaker 1: They don't do complimentary snacks? Do that? No? Don't you
Speaker 1: got to pay with your physical card?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Pay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Can I tell you the most Oh, I was gonna
Speaker 4: say guttering. That's not right, gutting. The most davasating thing happened.
Speaker 4: So you know, I'm going straight from my Barley holiday,
Speaker 4: flying into Darwin to do my comedy shows in Darwin.
Speaker 3: Get your tickets now withy it's thank you.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: So I'd already booked the flight from Barley to Sydney,
Speaker 3: tried to cancel it, can't can't even get bloody flight
Speaker 3: credits or anything.
Speaker 1: Who are you flying with but tark Air or something.
Speaker 1: That's probably a problem.
Speaker 3: It was literally the only flight from Barley to Sydney
Speaker 3: that day, you're.
Speaker 4: Kidding, the only one, and it was a fucking red Eye.
Speaker 4: And so now I've paid for it and I can't
Speaker 4: get the money by.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're kidding.
Speaker 4: And in this cost of living christ which I'm so
Speaker 4: conscious of, that.
Speaker 1: Fucked fuck it, I can't afford it. Do you have
Speaker 1: a private travel insurance? Oh?
Speaker 4: I don't really travel enough to warrant that. The one
Speaker 4: holiday I book and it's already gone tits up.
Speaker 1: No, but you should get travel insurance for every trip one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty bucks two hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: O ah, right, but that's not like for life. I've
Speaker 3: done that before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you do it, you can get it
Speaker 1: to cover cancelations. You should have done that, oh Mitchell,
Speaker 1: So what you're gonna wait?
Speaker 4: So can I get travel insurance now and then try
Speaker 4: and cancel it?
Speaker 1: I don't want to say it on the public record.
Speaker 3: Perhaps I love a bit of insurance for aud Perhaps
Speaker 3: is it just me on.
Speaker 1: The fuck it for done? Back in here? We need
Speaker 1: a lawyer, I think you could.
Speaker 4: I've got travel insurance before, and thank god I did
Speaker 4: because I arrived in Vegas and I was sick as
Speaker 4: a dog.
Speaker 1: That to put me in hospital on a drip? You
Speaker 1: in hospital? Yeah, what was wrong with you?
Speaker 4: I just woke up like so achy and faint and awful,
Speaker 4: vomiting like it was the weirdest bug ever, and they
Speaker 4: just chucked me in the hospital for not even overnight.
Speaker 4: It was only like I basically woke up first thing
Speaker 4: in the morning. I was crooked the night before, and
Speaker 4: I was like, if I still feel this way, I'll
Speaker 4: go to the hospital just down the road. And I
Speaker 4: felt worse. So I wandered in at like nine am
Speaker 4: and I was back in my hotel by two. That
Speaker 4: has popped me on a drip and I was good.
Speaker 4: And I don't know if you know this, but healthcare
Speaker 4: in America is not fucking cheap. So thank god I
Speaker 4: had the insurance they covered it. Otherwise I would have
Speaker 4: been a fortune.
Speaker 1: So did you pay there or they bill you after
Speaker 1: then you pay?
Speaker 4: I can't remember, actually, wow, but basically I didn't have
Speaker 4: to pay for it would have been a lot.
Speaker 1: Fuck. You hear these horror stories and then you think
Speaker 1: it's not gonna happen to me.
Speaker 3: Then it just get the fucking cheap travel insurance.
Speaker 1: Just do it. Yeah, well I'm going to Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Vegas and Gaga's first time. No, I've
Speaker 1: been to Vegas before, but I have, but I haven't
Speaker 1: been to It's.
Speaker 3: Really insensitive in a cost of the news. I'd love
Speaker 3: to Vegas.
Speaker 1: Likely, I'm going to Vegas for two fucking nights in
Speaker 1: a month.
Speaker 3: Honestly, that's probably all you need.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not for me, and you know, I hate clubbing.
Speaker 1: It's my least favorite thing to do because.
Speaker 4: I don't like traveling around Heape. So when I got
Speaker 4: to Vegas, I was like, I'll do four or five nights.
Speaker 4: By the third one, I was like two much. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I went to the Grand Canyon for a day trip.
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Grand Canyon. Did you like the
Speaker 1: Grand Canyon?
Speaker 3: There's nothing wrong with it?
Speaker 1: You were amazed. It's a wonder of the world. It is.
Speaker 4: I wonder why people put such importance on it. It
Speaker 4: wasn't that impressive. Really yeah, And honestly, this makes me
Speaker 4: sound really precious.
Speaker 3: Cost of leaving.
Speaker 4: Sorry, but I caught the bus there from Vegas and
Speaker 4: it was fucking freezing. So I jumped off the bus,
Speaker 4: got me photo in front of the huge hole, and
Speaker 4: then I.
Speaker 3: Was like, that's it, off, I'm getting back of the bus.
Speaker 1: Really yeah.
Speaker 4: I was probably only there looking at the canyon for
Speaker 4: ten minutes. I didn't bother with any of the bloody
Speaker 4: you know, you can walk down there and pay for two,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 3: I just went I've seen.
Speaker 1: It, see ya. How much? How long was the ride
Speaker 1: from Vegas to the Grand Canyon. It's hours, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I can't remember.
Speaker 4: It was only like, it wasn't super far. I was
Speaker 4: probably only an hour or two. Oh my god, I
Speaker 4: could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's what I'm doing. But we're doing a
Speaker 1: road trip. We're driving from Colorado all the way back
Speaker 1: to LA through all the different stops. Yeah, it'd be
Speaker 1: very fun. Yeah, but Gaga's doing her it's not the
Speaker 1: jazz and piano.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that?
Speaker 3: No, which is why.
Speaker 4: I'm jealous, because I wanted to see She did two
Speaker 4: residencies when I was there. There was Enigma, which is
Speaker 4: just the standard pop show, and then the jazz and
Speaker 4: piano version. I wanted to see both, but she was
Speaker 4: only doing the pop version at the time. Okay, so
Speaker 4: you get to see jazzon piano?
Speaker 1: Would should I go? Yes?
Speaker 3: Is that even a question?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 3: Is Shania Twain doing her residency there?
Speaker 1: Should I check?
Speaker 3: I will kill you if you see Shania Twain's residency
Speaker 3: before me?
Speaker 1: Just just stiff person? Huh? She a stiff person?
Speaker 3: Stiff person?
Speaker 1: Doesn't you have stiff person syndrome?
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 1: She's not well? Remember she came out, she came out
Speaker 1: to her family. She's dying. She'll be dead soon, isn't
Speaker 1: that celendion? Yes? I get them very confused. To me,
Speaker 1: they're the same person. So who am I searching? They
Speaker 1: are the same person? Are notes? They are? Here? We go? Literally,
Speaker 1: Celendion is.
Speaker 3: Haf Nadi Madrick I see, And Shania Twain is.
Speaker 1: No girl. Fuck she's taking her break the week I
Speaker 1: get there.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's good because I would have killed you if
Speaker 4: you I need making death threats. We just had a
Speaker 4: Loyer in here?
Speaker 1: Who else is in Vegas? You can you can.
Speaker 3: Research that in your end, David Copperfield, No, I know.
Speaker 4: I think they might have just finished Katie Perry's play.
Speaker 4: That would have been amazing.
Speaker 1: Oh really weekend through the Dell. Oh my god, yourself
Speaker 1: in the face.
Speaker 3: I would, I would. I was going to say killed
Speaker 3: to see that. What is with me today?
Speaker 1: That's very michturyan. I would pay hard earned money to
Speaker 1: see that. May June June, when are you going? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Caesar's Palace?
Speaker 3: Is it on when you're there?
Speaker 1: No, she's in fuck, she's in fucking Muncheon. She's in Germany.
Speaker 1: Adele is Yeah, that's weird. Oh that's really upset me.
Speaker 1: The last date is June fifteen. I'm there from the
Speaker 1: twenty first.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck that that's so annoy you've chosen. Can you
Speaker 4: reshuffle when you're going to Vegas? Because it sounds like
Speaker 4: they're winding down by that point.
Speaker 1: You know the radio dates, I only get off what
Speaker 1: when the radio is in non survey periods, So I
Speaker 1: get two weeks and two weeks only. But I'm I'm
Speaker 1: very excited for my first trip in ages international trip.
Speaker 4: So it actually has worked out not well because I've
Speaker 4: got my two and a half weeks holiday and then
Speaker 4: when I come back, you will have started your holiday,
Speaker 4: so we have almost like a month.
Speaker 1: Off the podcast. You want to take a month off?
Speaker 1: Do you think?
Speaker 3: Well, what option do we have?
Speaker 1: We could do? I could do two billion episodes. You
Speaker 1: could do two in phil Hope.
Speaker 3: I'd love to see it.
Speaker 1: You could do two fillion host episodes. I could do too.
Speaker 3: We need two episodes a week now, so it's four.
Speaker 1: Why don't we just go on a break.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if I get bored waiting for you to come back,
Speaker 4: I'll do a pop up episode with the random But
Speaker 4: other than that, what if I get bored, Well, you.
Speaker 1: Can do that.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I love to see it.
Speaker 1: I could do it. Don't how to upload it? I
Speaker 1: don't get bored. If it's we're going to take a break,
Speaker 1: we have to say we're taking a break.
Speaker 3: We'll see.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well anyway, are we done here? Yeah, I'm done,
Speaker 1: let's go all right.
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you for at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all. So we do, so we do, all right.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening.
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