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Speaker 1: Oh wow, we've just been reminiscing on Rude. Stole the

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Speaker 2: This is this is one of the best bits of Rude.

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Speaker 2: But we've beeped it so bloody much that we've forgotten

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Speaker 2: what she said that I have listened to.

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Speaker 3: This is that, you know, you say all these little

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Speaker 1: Whistle.

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Speaker 4: We love her.

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Speaker 2: Should we tell everyone the idea that we want to

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: I think it's fine. We want to try and get

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Speaker 1: her to do a stand up comedy tour. We want

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Speaker 1: to go because you guys, Jude lives like eight hours

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Speaker 1: nowhere and that's what that's what she calls it. She

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Speaker 1: is nowhere, so out there with their Warrendongas and Titty

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Speaker 1: Lewis just kept coming up today with down but God,

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Speaker 1: that was so funn was just I've never dared.

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Speaker 2: Sorry. She through him, that's it. Usually he's the smooth

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Speaker 2: on top of the situation. She just walked all over it.

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Speaker 1: What did she say? What was he trying to sell

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Speaker 1: her a duck boat?

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Speaker 4: A boat?

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Speaker 1: Why would I want a duck boat take a bud.

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Speaker 1: Just in the background. We moved on. George has left

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Speaker 1: her fader up, which is a cardinal sin when he's

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Speaker 1: just here in the background. Good duck, she's the best

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Speaker 1: all these things like good dug, put my foot big.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we do. We like because we wanted. We've

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Speaker 2: never actually met her in person and she's just Jesus

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Speaker 2: so gold. But the idea of driving eight hours in

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Speaker 2: land from Brisbane is an ideal, So why not bring

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Speaker 2: her to us and then we just go. I imagine

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Speaker 2: just three of us in a caravan. Yeah, just hitting

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Speaker 2: pubs all around Australia. Yes, dude, one night only, Yes,

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. Jude one night only. Stand up to her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, let's get some demand. And if you're a

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Speaker 1: It be could like maybe we could get her, you know,

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Speaker 1: something epic like that. Imagine if that was like the

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Speaker 1: the Massive show. It's a Netflix special film, the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: It on Netflix. We get fifty percent. Obviously, sorry to

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Speaker 1: go money on you, but I think take it there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Cuts her teeth on the road doing the regional shows

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I reckon that'd be great. Yeah, she love it,

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Speaker 1: is she is. She's up for it. Obviously it's a

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Speaker 2: But someone has to look after the bait and tackle

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Speaker 1: It would be epic.

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Speaker 2: But just know, if you're listening, organizers that you know

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we know there's money involved and you'll be duly compensated.

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Speaker 5: And Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Friday afternoon. What a time to drive home thinking of

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Speaker 1: And that's a great finish.

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Speaker 1: You can catch the next episode of The Real Love

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Speaker 1: and to tell you, tell you all about why you

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Speaker 1: Darren McMullin, who.

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Speaker 10: Joins us, Hey, why because it's love and it's excite

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Speaker 10: to give you coverboard.

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Speaker 7: We're expecting you.

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Speaker 1: Oh mate, this song. We need to talk about the song.

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Speaker 1: So we heard a whisper that you insisted on singing

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Speaker 10: It was part of my car track. I would walk

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Speaker 1: The song courageous, outrageous.

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Speaker 10: I love that so because of it, put my song

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Speaker 1: We've got more with down mcmallon Run Up Next, because Daz,

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, okay, great and.

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Speaker 1: Right now, obviously you're selling us The Real love Boat

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Speaker 1: Boat next Wednesday seven thirty on ten and ten play

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Speaker 1: catch up. Darren McMullin, the host, joins us right now

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Speaker 1: on land whatdy Now he has spent the last little

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Speaker 1: while selling us the Real love Boat. But let's see

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Speaker 1: in the middle of Australia. So the person you're about

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Speaker 1: She lives right in the middle of central Queensland. Her

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Speaker 1: name is Rude Jude. That's that's what we call her

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Speaker 1: on this show. She runs a fish and tackle shop. Okay,

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Speaker 1: she runs a baton tackle shop which has a naughty

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Speaker 10: Five thirty five okay.

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Speaker 1: And if you can sell her a boat, you've done

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Speaker 1: a very good job.

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Speaker 10: And am I Darren or am I someone else?

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Speaker 4: Here?

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Speaker 2: You choose, mate, Yeah, you did whatever.

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Speaker 1: You might have watched apprentice, so maybe don't say that

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Speaker 1: you're Darren so you might need to be someone else.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, no worries, mate, Yeah, there we go.

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Speaker 1: There we go that all right, all right, we're going

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Speaker 2: We're just being told Dore before you call, if someone

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Speaker 1: All right, good luck, good luck, mate.

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Speaker 11: Dudey's browsing, Katy speaking, Katy Hegan Is Jude there?

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Speaker 10: Please?

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Speaker 11: Yeah? Mate, cheers right a mate, see your light my

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Speaker 11: see you now? Hello?

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Speaker 10: Hey, Jude is a dude? Yeah, Yeah, it's Brian McGinley here.

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Speaker 10: I'm calling from the Goal the gold Close to Company.

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Speaker 10: Basically I was, I was handing over your number. There's

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Speaker 10: But then you can take the tourist.

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Speaker 4: Was too old?

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Speaker 10: You're too old?

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Speaker 1: Who's it?

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Speaker 11: Someone's having a guard made about a duck bat Casey,

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Speaker 11: what is that?

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Speaker 9: Mad bs?

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Speaker 11: And mighty yours? What's duck bake toast?

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Speaker 10: With the shape like the shape like a duck, But

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Speaker 11: No, Dad, I'm terribly sorry, but I'm chilling, like.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you want a duck boat.

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Speaker 11: Bait?

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Speaker 7: Both Dack and.

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Speaker 11: His set up?

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Speaker 1: Du You know Darren from Celebrity AP.

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Speaker 5: Printers, Yeah, the love By Yeah, I saw him last

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Speaker 5: night and there trying to Juicy Freid all.

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Speaker 4: Our shoes, dude, your legend.

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Speaker 11: It was a bloody set up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, that is right, thanks so much,

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Speaker 1: so much.

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Speaker 8: Just looking at your father and Woody with his little baby.

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Speaker 4: He is yeah on it.

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Speaker 1: So we're gonna We're gonna let Darren go. Who's got

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Speaker 9: Lovely to talk to you Darren.

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Speaker 1: Ah, thanks Jude, thanks so much for Johnny's Dads your legend.

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Speaker 4: Mate.

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Speaker 1: That was that was very very funny. Oh no, mate,

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Speaker 1: She's hard to get one past the real love butte.

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Speaker 1: Next Wednesday is seven thirty and ten by Dad. Always

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Speaker 1: always great to talk to you make congratulations on a

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Speaker 1: ripping show so far. Can go to for the rest

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Speaker 10: Awesome.

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Speaker 1: Next week, guys, we're going to steak out steak out

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Speaker 1: of the busiest que in Australia. It will be the

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Speaker 1: Great Pistachia Show. Oliver is Australia's ten year old master Snacksdasher.

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Speaker 12: I was in a very long line that there was

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Speaker 12: a pistachian four seeing there for three months.

447
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Speaker 2: And I ate, how did you know it had been

448
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Speaker 2: there for three months?

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Speaker 12: That was the one who left it there.

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Speaker 2: If we pistasha pistachio is somewhere mid queue, will someone

451
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Speaker 2: pick it up?

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Speaker 1: Kirsty, would you eat a pistacio off the deck?

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Speaker 11: Bloodyo?

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Speaker 12: If I'm starving, I would Okay, there's only one question here. Please,

455
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Speaker 12: what if like suit the steak out and go get

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Speaker 12: not myself that had really.

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Speaker 2: Tear out my idea?

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Speaker 1: Would you pick up a random pistachio and out off

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Speaker 1: the deck woods?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely? I would, yeah, and I'm one hundred percent sure

461
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Speaker 2: of it, and I'll give some reasons why. One pistachios

462
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Speaker 2: are absolutely delicious. Two they're covered in a shell, which

463
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Speaker 2: I think maintains the structural and cleanly integrity of the

464
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Speaker 2: nut itself. So bloody Otho would. But I'm not the

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Speaker 2: common man, and we found that at a number of

466
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Speaker 2: times on this show. And potentially the ten year old

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Speaker 2: Oliver is also not the common man because he picked

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Speaker 2: up a nut that was three months old. Hello Oliver, Hello,

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Speaker 2: You've had twenty four hours to think about the Great

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Speaker 2: Pistachia Show, the huge steakout on a pistachio nut in

471
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Speaker 2: a very crowded queue. How are you feeling about it?

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Speaker 12: I'm feeling pretty good.

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Speaker 2: Awesome. And have you eaten any nuts today?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

475
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Speaker 2: In excitement for the big show?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

477
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Speaker 12: I had some.

478
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Speaker 11: Cash's brilliant.

479
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Speaker 2: It's good to say you've got range with your nuts. Selection.

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Speaker 2: Now now I can talk to you about nuts or day, Oliver,

481
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Speaker 2: But I think a lot of people would get bored.

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Speaker 1: No, I think we should probably continue to talk about

483
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Speaker 1: nuts because I think one of the big parts of

484
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Speaker 1: the Great Pistachia Show is what pistachio we're going to use.

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Speaker 1: That's a huge part of this question. What makes up

486
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Speaker 1: the perfect pistachio? If we're going to put this random

487
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Speaker 1: pistachio in the middle of a line in the middle

488
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Speaker 1: of Australia, it needs to be an appetizing pistacio. It

489
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Speaker 1: can't be any random pistacio. It needs to be a

490
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Speaker 1: krem de la creme, premium pistacio.

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Speaker 2: And probably quite big too. The on the biggest sides.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be a plump pistachio so it catches

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Speaker 2: the eye of the bystanders.

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Speaker 1: Well, Oliver, Yeah, what makes up the perfect pistacio for you?

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Speaker 12: The starshire has to be glorious, has to be shiny,

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Speaker 12: it has to be yummy.

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Speaker 2: Did you did you buff up the pistachio that you

498
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Speaker 2: dropped in that queue? Did you shine it up a

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Speaker 2: little bit so to catch your eye three months later?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: You know, I put a little salt on it. Yeah,

502
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Speaker 12: like the salt, salt shine and it and the light

503
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Speaker 12: went on the starchio and I was like, yes, that's pistachio.

504
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Speaker 1: That is an advantage of the bisagio is the salt

505
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Speaker 1: in the sun will catch it. It looks it looks

506
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Speaker 1: a bit like a diamond, like a diamond in the rough.

507
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Speaker 1: After there's Aladdin fans out there, all right, well, look, yeah,

508
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Speaker 1: I think we need to pick I'm glad you agree.

509
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Speaker 1: I'm glad to leave your fader up for these things.

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Speaker 1: Now we need to figure out what nut we're going

511
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Speaker 1: for here. Oliver's going to stay with us. The Great

512
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Speaker 1: Pistachia Show is next week, guys. I'm happy to go

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Speaker 1: ahead with it. Words, I really am. I want to

514
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Speaker 1: see this experiment through. If a random persons going to

515
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Speaker 1: pick up a pistacio, yeah, you've got to sell us

516
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Speaker 1: your nuts, Like someone's gonna have to call this show

517
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Speaker 1: and tell us why their pistacio is so good that

518
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Speaker 1: it's going to be picked up off the ground.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, And.

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Speaker 2: As we said before, as Oliver said, it needs to

521
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Speaker 2: be glorious, it needs to be shiny, it needs to

522
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Speaker 2: be plump.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it needs to be fresh as well, or unless

524
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Speaker 1: it's got sentimental value to you. Maybe it's your lucky pistacio.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's nice.

526
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Speaker 1: Is the reason why you think someone pick it up?

527
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Speaker 1: Has it got a magnetic pull to it?

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, thirteen one o sixty five is our number.

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Speaker 2: If you believe you are in possession of the perfect

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Speaker 2: pistacio for this experiment, please give us a call.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one and six five as a number.

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Speaker 2: Sitting on a plump pistachio, you might just.

533
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Speaker 1: Have one in front of you. You might look at

534
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Speaker 1: it and you go, geez, that's that's the nut boys.

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Speaker 1: Offer us your nuts. Up next with the Woody.

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Speaker 10: Coming up next with the wood More Will and Woody,

537
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Speaker 10: The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 1: Wrying off the pistache Show.

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Speaker 4: It's Will and Woody per Stachi showed.

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Speaker 1: Pick it up, Pick it up, Pick it up. Would's

541
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Speaker 1: explain the premise.

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Speaker 2: All right, We've got a random pistachio effectively in a

543
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Speaker 2: huge queue somewhere, a very busy queue. Yeah okay. We

544
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Speaker 2: then sit in either a van or i'm thinking still

545
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Speaker 2: an abandoned apartment or something like across the road. We

546
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Speaker 2: provide twenty four to seven surveillance of this pistachio. Nut

547
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Speaker 2: we just watch it, we commentate, we talk about what

548
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Speaker 2: we're seeing, and then we wait and see does anybody

549
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Speaker 2: pick up the pistachio and put it in their mouth? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's I mean, it's the suspense will Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, there's definitely suspense there.

552
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Speaker 2: And then obviously when if someone does pick up the

553
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Speaker 2: nut and then put in their mouth, were you know,

554
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: champagne showers like we're just errupt with celebration. Yeah, you know,

555
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Speaker 2: so everyone's waiting for that moment. Bloody hell.

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Speaker 1: If you think this is the most random thing you've

557
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Speaker 1: ever heard, it's not. We were inspired by a ten

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Speaker 1: year old called Oliver who called the show last week.

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Speaker 12: I was in a very long COVID test line and

560
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Speaker 12: I was very hungry. There was a pistachie on the floor.

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Speaker 12: They were sitting there for three months.

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Speaker 2: I'm on, Oliver, how did you know it had been

563
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Speaker 2: there for three months?

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Speaker 12: Because I was the one who left it there?

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Speaker 1: Alrighty, so right now, I mean, Oliver joins us again.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back, Ali, Ali. You'll be able to help us

567
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Speaker 1: stash the pistacio on the day, I imagine.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I think we might need a couple pistachios, you know.

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Speaker 4: Oh, Yeah, why is that really draw attention?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, it's an interesting point.

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Speaker 1: When you've got any ideas on cues, Oliver, Because I'm

572
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Speaker 1: gonna be honest in the war room before the show today,

573
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Speaker 1: I'm you know what what Q were going to hit

574
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Speaker 1: at five o'clock on the show to make sure?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, mate, how about like a cinema's line or something.

576
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, cinema is good, guaranteed. We actually didn't think of that.

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Speaker 12: Maybe the Bruno marsh Again.

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Speaker 2: We just gave my tickets to that, and we didn't think.

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Speaker 1: Eleven year olds making us all the idiots. Great stuff, mate,

580
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Speaker 1: He's he's good, that kid, all right, Jane, Jane, need

581
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Speaker 1: great show. It's next week. We're going to be staking

582
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Speaker 1: out this random pistachio on the deck in the middle

583
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Speaker 1: of a big queue. We need a nut. You want

584
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Speaker 1: to offer us your nuts?

585
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Speaker 7: Yes?

586
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Speaker 13: I do, Yes, I do?

587
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Speaker 2: Boys, what's so good about your nuts?

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Speaker 13: So yesterday I actually heard the segment and Hi Ali,

589
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Speaker 13: And conveniently I had pistashios at home and I had

590
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Speaker 13: a look and I have two perfect pistachios.

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Speaker 2: So what what what makes them perfect?

592
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Speaker 7: Though?

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Speaker 2: Jane?

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Speaker 13: Thank you asking they're slightly opened and they're perfectly white,

595
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Speaker 13: and that's altered. They're salted.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need to.

597
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 13: Some of the healthy unsaultedness.

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Speaker 1: Is there such a thing as an unsulted there is? Really?

599
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's disgusting.

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Speaker 1: I thought the territory.

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Speaker 2: But so, Jane, that's really interesting because we talked before

602
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Speaker 2: the song about you know, needing to catch people's eyes.

603
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 2: The salt provides that crystallization. It sparkles, and then the

604
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Speaker 2: one very white, very white, is going to stand.

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Speaker 1: And the other part, Jane here is like we all

606
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Speaker 1: know those pistachios that are like those muscles that don't open,

607
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Speaker 1: and you are meant to discard them. If you see

608
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Speaker 1: it closed over pistachio on the ground, you wouldn't even

609
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Speaker 1: bother it.

610
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Speaker 2: It's stump on it. You would, you'd stump on it.

611
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: I wouldn't stomp on it. I'd stomp it. So, Jane,

612
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: you reckon Yours has got just enough opening on it.

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Speaker 13: It is not too open that you'd be like, oh

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00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:54,280
Speaker 13: that's too easy, perfectly, perfectly medium.

615
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Speaker 1: If it's too open, if it's too open, you don't

616
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Speaker 1: you don't, you know, you don't want it. The nut

617
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Speaker 1: has to treat it treat you mean and keep you

618
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Speaker 1: keen wos.

619
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Speaker 2: Absolutely, you can't have.

620
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Speaker 1: A pistacio that's too open.

621
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Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a perfect ratio.

622
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Speaker 1: It's like those dregs at pistachios at the bottom of

623
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Speaker 1: the packet that have escaped from the clam Oh yeahs,

624
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: clamless pistachios. The good news aagabonds without a home.

625
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Speaker 2: Absolutely, those poor things. Yeah, you feel some sort of

626
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 2: like charity or something.

627
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,160
Speaker 1: I agree.

628
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Speaker 2: You know, those pistachios without a shell, Help them out

629
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Speaker 2: find them at home anyway, Jane, you said you've got

630
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Speaker 2: some good ones with shells. Let's go to Reese. Now, Reese,

631
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Speaker 2: if you think you have the perfect pistachio for the

632
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Speaker 2: pistachio Show, I sure do.

633
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Speaker 7: Hey, will and Woody, how you going?

634
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Speaker 1: Who talks too about your Now?

635
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Speaker 7: Now, guys, I've seen the jackpot here. I've got the

636
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Speaker 7: most perfect pistachio night you could ever find.

637
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Speaker 1: I went about it.

638
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Speaker 7: I went and board a bug five kilo bug from

639
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Speaker 7: Willis the other night. And upon opening the packet, I'm

640
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Speaker 7: getting towards the end of the park, munching through them

641
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Speaker 7: as you do, and I found this oneio and it's

642
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,960
Speaker 7: got a smiley face on it. Wow, I'm not even kidding.

643
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Speaker 7: And you know what the crazy part is, It's been

644
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Speaker 7: marked in texta in a sealed packet. So I don't

645
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,600
Speaker 7: know what's what's going on, but I've got the perfect

646
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 7: pistachio for you guys.

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Speaker 1: Hell a couple of questions. First question, have you eaten

648
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Speaker 1: five killers of pistachios?

649
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 4: May?

650
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Speaker 7: I love my pistachio crazy for him?

651
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 4: Totally?

652
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Speaker 1: One five killers. There's a lot of pistachios. That's impressive.

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Speaker 1: Second of all, so it wasn't like one of those

654
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Speaker 1: you know you see Jesus in a piece of peanut

655
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Speaker 1: butter toast sort of set up like it was. It

656
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Speaker 1: was drawn on. The smiley face was so we could

657
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Speaker 1: probably draw it. We could probably draw it on ourselves

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Speaker 1: as well.

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Speaker 7: We can deferent of course, but I wouldn't call up

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Speaker 7: and lie to you guys about this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because the question for me is exactly like, why

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Speaker 2: why would a pistachio be smiley faced on that? That

663
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 2: screams to me that a pistaccio farmer has never been

664
00:31:58,680 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 2: more proud of a nut in his.

665
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: Life, the actual nut, look like Reese is that the

666
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: case is what what he's saying, right, Well, yeah, yeah.

667
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 7: Of course, and it's just a it's just a normal pistachio,

668
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 7: and there's nothing too special about it. He's just got

669
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 7: a smile about that.

670
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 1: Woods. I'm worried about it. Just hold the phone for

671
00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 1: a second.

672
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 2: I think we need to see these here. I think

673
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: we need to see these nuts.

674
00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 1: You want to see that nuts, that's I want to

675
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: see both's nuts.

676
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 2: I want to see all nuts. I just I just

677
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 2: think I'd hate to make a flippant decision here based

678
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,720
Speaker 2: on you know, the just the words coming out of

679
00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:29,480
Speaker 2: Jane and Reese's mouth. Guys, I know you can hear me.

680
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 2: Don't have to go to you. I think they need

681
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 2: to send the nuts in. Yeah, we can have a

682
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: look at both the nuts over the weekend or maybe

683
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: on Monday and make an informed decision. Wow, I know

684
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: I'm taking this seriously, but this is the nut choice

685
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 2: is everything? Okay, it's absolutely everything. Send us your nuts,

686
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 2: nut reveal on Monday, Big nut reveal.

687
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:54,400
Speaker 1: And many more.

688
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 2: Maybe you've got a weekend you send us your.

689
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: Nuts someone else.

690
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: Well, I know, Jane and Reese, that sounds like you've

691
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 2: got great nuts therein. But I would say over the

692
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 2: weekend if you think, if you've seen or you're in

693
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: position of the perfect pistachio nut, or you know a

694
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 2: friend who's got one, maybe keeping it in a cabinet

695
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 2: as soon as nuts.

696
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: It's Will and Woodie. Right now, we've got tickets to Bruno.

697
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:19,920
Speaker 2: Mars Bruno Mars Live and Exclusive in Sydney October fourteen

698
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 2: and fifteen.

699
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 1: Final tickets on cell now at ticket techs Leaes and Gentlemen.

700
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 4: Hot Ticks.

701
00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:30,800
Speaker 1: Playing a best of three right now Woods best of

702
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: three bit of unorthodox duke box right so it's best

703
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: of three to guess the songs to go and see

704
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: Bruno Mars Live in Sydney. They will be played in

705
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: reverse these songs, Yes, Brianna or Brianna, Brianna, Brianna.

706
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: And then we've got Tanya.

707
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 1: Guys, Tanya, you're fifty one, Brianna you're twenty. Yeah, I

708
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 1: mean that's good sign for Bruno. He doesn't have a demo,

709
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: doesn't he Yeah, just covers the whole gambit, got range.

710
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 2: But you're a huge fan, Tanya.

711
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:05,520
Speaker 4: I'm a massive fan.

712
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:11,359
Speaker 12: And what's even better is it my birthday on the fifteenth.

713
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: Wow, we've only got one. We've only got one double

714
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:19,960
Speaker 1: pass to give away. I yeah, that's.

715
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well that's test of three ladies. Names

716
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: is Buzzers. Okay, we'll play the Bruno Mars song in

717
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: reverse as soon as you know what you yell at

718
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:34,320
Speaker 2: your name? Okay, okay, all right? Here is song one?

719
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,279
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Tan, you're you're first. What's the song?

720
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 7: Is it locked out of Heaven?

721
00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 1: It is locked out?

722
00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 4: A great job.

723
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: One point on the board, one hand on the tickets, Brianna,

724
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:56,000
Speaker 1: come on, I know, don't let a boomer beat you

725
00:34:56,080 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: at a ten game ever ever. Live it up? Here

726
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: we go, I'll live it down maybe. All right, let's

727
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: get to the next song. Oh, Brianna, what's the song?

728
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:12,799
Speaker 12: The lazy song?

729
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 2: Here we go?

730
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,320
Speaker 1: All right, Names is Buzzes. Tickets to Bruno mar Is

731
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:24,920
Speaker 1: a double pass to go and see him live and

732
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: Excoils be in Sydney. Final tickets on sale now. Ticket

733
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 1: you guys ready, yep, he's a final song, Briana.

734
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 14: When I see you just the.

735
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 4: Way you are, when I see you on.

736
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 2: Very good at you do you do you want to

737
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:58,240
Speaker 2: take tenure? Brianna?

738
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, am my friend listening to this now? That that

739
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,359
Speaker 4: was just a gag.

740
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 1: What do you want to do that, Tanya, get yourself

741
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,360
Speaker 1: a double past to go and see and go to

742
00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:14,359
Speaker 1: the movies. Maybe you can go on take your mind

743
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,319
Speaker 1: off it. Pook yourself out of a session at nine

744
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:19,680
Speaker 1: o'clock on October the fourteenth, right when Bruno's on, and

745
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: block your mind out. Your next tip to the movie's

746
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,799
Speaker 1: got a hollow company at heytz the yougo, mate, doll

747
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 1: pass extreme screen passing. Now it's Will and Wards. You

748
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: had a beautiful baby girl a couple of days ago. Jesus,

749
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:31,719
Speaker 1: it was. It was lovely having you here in this

750
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:33,960
Speaker 1: year yesterday, mate, it was great and I think a

751
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: lot of the time men and as a young dad,

752
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,840
Speaker 1: I know this already and we've spoken a little bit

753
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:43,399
Speaker 1: about this on the show. Very scared to show their

754
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: emotions in and around having a kid, because it's not

755
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 1: a cool thing to do, to be open about the

756
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,479
Speaker 1: fact that you're really happy that you're a dad, you're

757
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,680
Speaker 1: in love with your child, or the other end of

758
00:36:57,719 --> 00:36:59,719
Speaker 1: the scale that you haven't connected with your child yet,

759
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: that you scared about the fact that you know you

760
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: won't have a connection with him yet. So to see

761
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: you come in here yesterday and just full throttle, open up.

762
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: Was awesome.

763
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:10,239
Speaker 2: Just a couple of cracks. But it's funny. It's funny

764
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 2: to mention that because I actually gave myself a pep

765
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 2: talk in the car before I came up. But that's

766
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 2: the only sad thing about when I came in yesterday

767
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 2: was that I had to give myself that pep talk,

768
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,240
Speaker 2: or I thought I had to give myself the pep.

769
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:21,600
Speaker 1: Talk, which was to get yourself together.

770
00:37:21,680 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 2: Mate, come on, like a lot of people have babies,

771
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 2: just get up there and just been normal, yeah, you know,

772
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 2: just tough up a little bit. I was, you know,

773
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,879
Speaker 2: using those words. And then as soon as I saw you, yeah, yeah,

774
00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 2: I gave you a hrgain gone yeah yeah. And then yeah,

775
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,799
Speaker 2: I think a few times during the show people may

776
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,120
Speaker 2: not have noticed it, but a few times during the

777
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:37,280
Speaker 2: show I got a little bit emotional.

778
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: Yeah as well.

779
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 10: Yeah.

780
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: So you can see this on our socials, will and

781
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,040
Speaker 1: see it. But I don't really know how to describe

782
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:46,719
Speaker 1: Imber saying cry at the drop of a hat. I mean,

783
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 1: it was that was this. Here are the twelve times

784
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: that Wood he cried throughout the show yesterday, purely in

785
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:57,520
Speaker 1: mentioning the word baby or his daughter or anything to

786
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: do with anyone who's ever been in a far the

787
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,319
Speaker 1: parent relationship ever. And all of a sudden, you were

788
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:06,520
Speaker 1: just holding me in crying. I can't stop crying. You're

789
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,920
Speaker 1: just crying. He is a dad, which is bloody huge.

790
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,879
Speaker 1: We're not going to talk about it just yet, though

791
00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: I was crying. Are you going to cry again?

792
00:38:16,880 --> 00:38:17,760
Speaker 4: You are again?

793
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 1: Baby, You're gonna start crying. It's happened again. I thought

794
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 1: I was all right, cheeiz mate, you got to get

795
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: yourself together here as the tis shares. Why would you

796
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 1: put sorry?

797
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was a lot. It was That was

798
00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 2: a lot. It was beautiful, Yeah, thank you? And it

799
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:46,400
Speaker 2: is just god. I mean, I was just so happy yesterday.

800
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: I've never felt happiness like it. Yeah, to the point

801
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 2: where I was just in no control of my emotions.

802
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,440
Speaker 1: Yeah at all.

803
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 2: As you're going to hear.

804
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: Did you have a nice night with her last night?

805
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 2: Had a beautiful night. I was up at my first

806
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 2: sort of experience of sort of future dad life though.

807
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 2: I was up at four am this morning walking Remy

808
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:08,160
Speaker 2: around in my arms in the maternity ward. And I

809
00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: don't know why I thought this, I think because I

810
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 2: was just a bit delirious because it was four in

811
00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 2: the morning. But I think I just thought it was

812
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 2: my house. So I was just walking around the maternity

813
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 2: ward in my jocks, talking, talking to my baby girl

814
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 2: until a midwife was just like, hey, which would you

815
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 2: mind going back to a room and putting some pants on.

816
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, totally fair enough. But it's totally

817
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:30,920
Speaker 2: fair enough. Passing.

818
00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: Now it's Will and who show us what your god

819
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,880
Speaker 1: what's in your globox? And we'll tell you what your

820
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 1: buddy job is?

821
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:54,600
Speaker 2: What from memory? Will ninety eight point seven percent strike

822
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: rate here we have Yes that good? Were that good

823
00:39:59,040 --> 00:39:59,840
Speaker 2: at this? You don't remember?

824
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 9: No?

825
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 2: Fair enough? This is one of the great ones present

826
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 2: ninety eight point seven percent stile, my friend. Let's got

827
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 2: a Dylan here. Dylan, you tell us what's in your glovebox?

828
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 2: We tell you what your job is?

829
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 10: Far away, all right, So I've got some receipts, yep,

830
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,320
Speaker 10: a sweet and sour sauce and a tape measure.

831
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 2: Okay, now, Dylan, we're just going to chat about it first.

832
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 2: We'll let you know and we're locking in our answer,

833
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 2: but we'll I mean, he's.

834
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,799
Speaker 1: Got his radio on in the background so I can

835
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: hear himself. All right, Dylan, we're gonna come new back

836
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: in two Sex. Turn your radio off if you can

837
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:37,719
Speaker 1: champ bitter suspense, George, give us the joint. Oh so

838
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: we were a tape measure, Sweetens a tape measure. He's

839
00:40:39,960 --> 00:40:40,879
Speaker 1: a training yeah.

840
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: And Sweeten's house is getting food on the road. And

841
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:45,280
Speaker 2: also he's buying tools. That's a receipt that's attacked deduction.

842
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: We don't know about that, don't get it. And I

843
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:51,960
Speaker 1: reckon origon Trady tape measure. Yeah, Dylan, maybe you're a.

844
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 2: Trading I am a trading, yeah, you little Oh hang on,

845
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 2: there's a butt.

846
00:40:57,440 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 3: But what sort of trading?

847
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 1: You're a cheap period, You're a cheap You've got to

848
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:05,240
Speaker 1: take me. Yeah. Same.

849
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 2: Let's go to Molly here, now, Molly, what's in your

850
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 2: glove box?

851
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,439
Speaker 14: Hey, you guys, I have two Apple juice bottles that's

852
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 14: expired about two years ago, a vent and puffer and

853
00:41:20,719 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 14: three matchbox cars.

854
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: This is interesting to me, Will. It's just quite clear

855
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:29,600
Speaker 2: to me that she has kids juice bottles, Vental and

856
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,719
Speaker 2: three match box cards. She's just they're the kids.

857
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: What is a matchbox card.

858
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 2: It's very card or.

859
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 1: Car car like the Little the Little like.

860
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:43,360
Speaker 2: A Hotels toy toy car. So what's really interesting to

861
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 2: me here, Will is that I don't know if that

862
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: glove box gives away anything at all about her selected vocation.

863
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,359
Speaker 2: Have you got a vibe though, because you do this

864
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 2: sometimes you just sniff them out?

865
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:58,000
Speaker 1: No, I don't, because I know she wants to stay

866
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:02,800
Speaker 1: at home, mum, doesn't it apple juice, bottles, apple boots

867
00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,319
Speaker 1: with the flour.

868
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 2: I mean it, Bloody does well because she's not she's

869
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 2: not she's not she's not in a childcare. I don't think.

870
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: I don't think she's a teacher. I think they're her

871
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 2: kids things, because I mean what teacher is taking toys

872
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 2: from a classroom putting them in her car?

873
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,600
Speaker 1: So you want to go stay at home, mum, Molly,

874
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:20,399
Speaker 1: stay at home?

875
00:42:20,480 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 7: Mum?

876
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 14: No, I'm not.

877
00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 2: What do you do?

878
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 14: I do medical administration, but for pediatric so children's mental.

879
00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 1: That's the cards as well.

880
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 2: Couldn't have been more wrong?

881
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 1: Why did we? Yeah? I mean that's the game, isn't it.

882
00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: We meant to pick the job based on and we

883
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,399
Speaker 1: throw it out.

884
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:47,040
Speaker 2: And I just went the opposite way, Can we get

885
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 2: one more guys, because I wouldn't mind finishing on a

886
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 2: high if you don't mind. I mean, I just feel

887
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:51,879
Speaker 2: very flat at the moment, and.

888
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: I feel like they've said that's enough boys, but we're

889
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:55,680
Speaker 1: going to need one more guys.

890
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,439
Speaker 2: Let's go to Nadine. Nadan, Nadine, what is in what's

891
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 2: in your glass box?

892
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,080
Speaker 9: I've just got my car service book.

893
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:10,480
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not giving us that's all okay clean.

894
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,120
Speaker 2: She's a very clean, organized woman. She's only got this

895
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 2: and she's still got the service book. Did you still

896
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: have your service book?

897
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:17,879
Speaker 10: Yep?

898
00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 2: I thought everyone loses, so she's so So I'm thinking

899
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:24,880
Speaker 2: either she's like she's in like a high car, so

900
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 2: she's like a courier, or I'm thinking she's like a

901
00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 2: reception she's a courier. She could be a courier, keeping

902
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:34,160
Speaker 2: her workspace very tidy, very clean. Uber driver potentially just

903
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 2: got the service the service book, and but she'd have

904
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 2: the mints if she was an urban driver. So maybe

905
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:43,040
Speaker 2: I'm going back to organizational like receptionist sort of. But

906
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 2: what are you feeling? Because I, let's be honest, I've

907
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 2: been nowhere.

908
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,920
Speaker 1: You said about six, Na Dane, can you give us

909
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 1: something else? I think you've got to give us something.

910
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 9: Else, honestly, and that is all I've got is there?

911
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,879
Speaker 2: But are we talking like is it like all in there?

912
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 9: No, that's free.

913
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: Just can we extend it to console?

914
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 2: Nadine?

915
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:11,759
Speaker 9: What's that?

916
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 1: Can we extend it to the console like you send

917
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: a console your cup holder?

918
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 9: Okay, I've got a coffee carpet, a bottle of water.

919
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 2: Hell, this is the generic.

920
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 1: You're actually just so dismissive and such a dick that

921
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: I almost feel like you'd be a real estate agent.

922
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: Excuse me?

923
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,600
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh now, real estate agent have flyers or

924
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 2: something in there.

925
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: Ye're right, they have like a clipwater or something.

926
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 2: They definitely have like a pen. They love pens. A

927
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 2: receptionists reception going to shoot from hip o, Nadane, you're

928
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,400
Speaker 2: a receptionist.

929
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 9: Well, I'm not a receptionist.

930
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:46,439
Speaker 3: I would feel a safe

931
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, listen to you.