WEBVTT - #206: Will It CREAM? 0:00:03.040 --> 0:00:10.280 Just stood a couple of mitches. Yeah, delease yourself for 0:00:10.360 --> 0:00:13.000 the rude shocks of young adulthood. 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:15.600 Mitchell fucking Cheery uttered a sentence to me. 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:15.760 Then. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.640 I never thought i'd hear him say, he goes, so, 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:19.480 what's the vision? 0:00:19.680 --> 0:00:22.080 I just mean, what's the vision? It's a creative term. 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:25.000 I didn't know you put such importance on vision. 0:00:25.200 --> 0:00:27.680 Fucking Fred Holly's over here all of a sudden, what's 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:28.360 the guy with that? 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:34.479 He is? And Mitchell coos color. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:38.080 Yeah, oh my god, it feels like Christmas. I'm so 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:39.440 excited for the episode today. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:41.559 Yeah, I bet you are. 0:00:41.720 --> 0:00:44.080 I'm so this is exactly how I imagine you felt 0:00:44.080 --> 0:00:45.120 when we did will at Blend. 0:00:46.040 --> 0:00:48.519 Yeah, I suppose, But I just feel like you've got 0:00:48.560 --> 0:00:51.120 a menacing look in your eye because we're doing will 0:00:51.120 --> 0:00:54.320 at Cream today. Yes, Cheery has made di y ice 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:56.520 creams for Genner and I, who is here of course at. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:59.800 The wheel General really scared, don't be scared. Haven't told 0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:00.960 if what the ice creams are going to be. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.000 And I just feel like you're up to something, and 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.560 it's revenge for the gross movies I made. 0:01:05.680 --> 0:01:07.960 I'll be honest. The two creams that I've made. You 0:01:08.680 --> 0:01:10.399 are filled with items that you have all had in 0:01:10.400 --> 0:01:12.640 your life, and I know you've enjoyed, right, Yea, So 0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:14.560 it's okay. But it's whether or not they sort of 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.120 work as a cream based dessert. 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:18.240 It will be up to you to judge. 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:20.600 I suppose maybe fine, don't worry. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:21.120 A bit of fun. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:23.319 I had a laugh, but don't go out getting revenge 0:01:23.319 --> 0:01:25.000 on me for the I think it's the meat pie 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:26.920 and the big m that you might upset about that 0:01:26.959 --> 0:01:28.319 I gave you in It's movie. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:30.200 It was foul. Remember that was your idea. 0:01:30.240 --> 0:01:33.600 It was so disgusting. It was my will it cream was? 0:01:33.640 --> 0:01:35.920 I mean, listen, we've had some was my idea. I 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:36.880 wasn't all apologized. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:40.160 Sorry, I just had an outburst mid indim. 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:41.840 You were talking about how you got the ninja cream, 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:43.880 and I just completely interrupted you and I went will 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:44.200 a crank. 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:46.000 Oh I did well. 0:01:46.000 --> 0:01:48.279 The Ninja cream has been amazing. Like I've been making. 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.160 The ninja cream is like a fatting like the health scene. 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:52.760 Because you can make healthy, yummy ice. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:54.520 Cream, it's going to be help the yummy ice cream. 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:58.120 Absolutely not, Jennison, Yours is somehow full of carbs. Jenna 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:04.840 it's possible group Mitchell yours. Absolutely not. Now I'm excited 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:07.160 and I think it's a new ground for the podcast. 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:09.080 We just have to be really careful when we do 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:09.560 this segment. 0:02:09.600 --> 0:02:11.800 Can I just say, because I don't know if you 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.400 saw in our Facebook group in during Idiots, we got 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:17.160 a post complaining about us eating on the podcast into 0:02:17.160 --> 0:02:18.720 the mic. People don't like the sound of it. I 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:20.880 did see that, which is not new feedback. We've gotten 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:23.840 that feedback before. But Brett said, I've been holding this 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:26.720 in for weeks. Maybe an unpopular opinion, but can we 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.480 please have a few weeks off from the chewing, slurping 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:30.440 or eating in the microphone. 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:31.280 I think it's a bit mad. 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:32.160 I get it. 0:02:32.320 --> 0:02:34.080 Yeah, but he only wants a few weeks off. 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:35.920 Yeah, we'll come back to it in a few weeks. 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.120 I feel like once upon a time I used to 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.359 be like, oh, guys, people don't like it, don't chew 0:02:40.360 --> 0:02:42.520 into the microphone. But fuck, we've dropped the ball in 0:02:42.520 --> 0:02:45.240 the last few weeks, haven't we even months? We've been 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.720 doing fucking Tasmanian gingerbread. 0:02:47.320 --> 0:02:54.520 Yes, smoothies, chop and cookie sandwiches, muffins, Donna hate cookies. 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:56.760 I mean, I kind of feel is it really? I mean, 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:58.760 I don't want to trigger anyone. I didn't realize it 0:02:58.800 --> 0:02:59.880 was such a big deal for pe. 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.760 I just thought people were being a bit precious. But 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:05.880 apparently people actually a severely bothered by it. They get 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:07.960 a reaction from it, and so they skip the episode. 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:09.720 Well you know what I was told. Apparently in some 0:03:09.840 --> 0:03:12.960 videos they go before it happens, trigger warning, skip to 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.359 forty three twelve if you don't want to hear the chewing. So, 0:03:15.400 --> 0:03:17.679 I mean, we could put those warnings in if people 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:18.639 want to skip. 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:20.440 Or yeah, we might have to, but I reckon today 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:20.919 we just. 0:03:21.400 --> 0:03:22.080 Chew off Mike. 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:24.720 Yeah, we'll be having our ice creams, but we won't 0:03:25.040 --> 0:03:26.480 have the spoon on Mike. 0:03:26.680 --> 0:03:28.760 Well ice cream? Ye, you scream? 0:03:29.160 --> 0:03:33.040 We all scream. Mistiphonia Apparently, Oh is that what it's called. 0:03:33.680 --> 0:03:35.280 I bet I got that wrong. That's what someone in 0:03:35.320 --> 0:03:39.040 the comments said, miss aphonia. It's like a reaction to 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:42.640 sounds such as dripping water, chewing, snapping gum, repetitive noises, 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:43.200 pencil tapping. 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:48.320 Whatever think she taught me society and culture? Misphonia? 0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:49.240 Can I go to the toy. 0:03:49.200 --> 0:03:50.960 Lant I've got a friend that has a dog named 0:03:50.960 --> 0:03:55.400 Peach and the surname is en Cream. Really it's an 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:55.960 ethnic name. 0:03:56.240 --> 0:03:59.160 Peach is en Cream. Oh peaches and crap. 0:03:59.240 --> 0:04:00.920 Yeah, is that funny, But it's zen Cream. 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:02.680 I thought it was some sort of play on a 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:07.320 zempic at first. Yeah, dream Harbor, like you were making 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:08.400 fun on Hilarius. 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:10.640 Did you see Barbara streis En comment on Melisa maccarthury 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:12.600 if she was on a m pick. 0:04:12.840 --> 0:04:15.480 I know it wasn't that the most mum energy shit ever, 0:04:15.640 --> 0:04:16.760 So you tell the story. 0:04:16.839 --> 0:04:20.159 Okay, So Melissa McCarthy posted a photo she was with 0:04:20.240 --> 0:04:23.640 another actor or another celeb and they're at an event 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:26.239 and she looked hot. She just has lost something and 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.599 she posted it on Instagram, nothing to do with anything 0:04:28.600 --> 0:04:30.640 other than how could she look? And then Barbara Streisend 0:04:30.680 --> 0:04:33.320 in the comments said send him my regards talking about 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:34.760 the other actor, Oh you want a zen pick? 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:38.920 And the energy from that, it sounds like she thought 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.040 that was a private message. 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.320 She's come out now and since set I thought it 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.920 was private. Polo. I know in the fact that it's 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:47.240 Barbara streuis End, but also like everyone's on a ZMP 0:04:47.520 --> 0:04:49.240 but I feel like the discourse has changed. 0:04:49.279 --> 0:04:51.480 You can talk about that proves that everyone is. 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.320 Yeah, I'm just like you do you, bob? But it 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:55.479 doesn't sound enjoyable to. 0:04:55.520 --> 0:04:58.400 Yeah, and don't you have to inject yourself? 0:04:58.560 --> 0:04:58.800 Yeah? 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:02.360 Yeah, it's an injection. Well, if it's your first time listening, well, 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:08.279 will it inject coming to the show? Will it yet? 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:09.120 Every show? 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.480 He is up with? And is it just me? Something 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:12.520 we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Me? You don't 0:05:12.520 --> 0:05:13.680 know mine? I don't know? 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:16.040 Mitches? Should I go first? Yeah? 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:19.839 My mine is mine is something I deeply, deeply appreciate. 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:22.560 And I feel like a lot of listeners can fall 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:24.360 into this category of people that I appreciate. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:27.000 Okay, I'm quite looking forward to that. It's a been 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:29.040 a while since we've appreciated shit, isn't We've been really. 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:32.520 Cynical, especially me. I'm normally like, very optimistic, but I've 0:05:32.560 --> 0:05:35.240 been grumpy the last couple of months. Yeah, I'm not 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:37.279 in life, not in life, No, But on this show, Well, 0:05:37.320 --> 0:05:39.200 it'll be a welcome change. Can't wait? 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:41.039 But should I go first? 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:42.159 You can jump in? 0:05:44.120 --> 0:05:49.240 Is it just me? Should we normalize being able to 0:05:49.240 --> 0:05:50.800 say you look healthy? 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:51.839 Oh? 0:05:52.240 --> 0:05:54.279 Because you know how some people read that as an insult. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:56.760 You look healthy. 0:05:56.480 --> 0:06:00.200 Well, if the situation is, for instance, that some one 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:03.000 has gained weight, someone might say to them, oh, you're 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.760 looking healthy, because that's like the only nice word they 0:06:06.760 --> 0:06:08.560 can think of, and people read it as like a 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:11.320 backhanded compliment. Oh, I hate being told to look healthy. 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.200 I think it's a beautiful thing to say. 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.160 Who has this happened to you? If someone said it to. 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:17.240 You, No, that's the problem. 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.039 You do look healthy. 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:20.440 I would love to be told to look out. 0:06:20.480 --> 0:06:22.680 Sometimes people say oh, you look well? 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:24.479 Oh all the time, what's wrong with you? Look well? 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:25.599 It's kind of similar. 0:06:25.839 --> 0:06:27.760 I think I would never say to someone the thing 0:06:27.800 --> 0:06:29.800 that I hate more than you look like you're healthy. 0:06:29.800 --> 0:06:31.840 I think that's fine to say, is oh you look 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:33.520 a bit tired. Shut up? 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:37.600 Chances are I am dog? Aren't we all like I'm sorry? 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:39.080 Can we all agree that we're all tired? 0:06:39.160 --> 0:06:40.920 Well, that's why I would love to be told you 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.640 look healthy, because some bloody days I look in that 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.120 god for sake mirror in my fucking home and I go, 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:50.320 holy shit, he needs a vegetable or something. 0:06:50.880 --> 0:06:52.200 Something's not right there. 0:06:52.320 --> 0:06:52.560 Yeah. 0:06:52.600 --> 0:06:54.159 So if I go out and someone tells me you 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:57.000 look healthy, I'd be like, thank you, yeah, thank you, 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.960 because God, you should have seen me the other day, 0:06:59.160 --> 0:07:00.320 not at all, not hell healthy. 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:02.359 Yeah, it depends on the day. Some days I just 0:07:02.360 --> 0:07:05.280 look wretched, but that's probably because I'm fucking tired. Yes, 0:07:05.400 --> 0:07:06.800 so I don't want to be told I'm tired. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:07.480 But you can be. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:10.520 Healthy on me inside, not the outside, and then that versa. 0:07:11.360 --> 0:07:15.320 I feel like getting told you're healthy is very rare. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:17.880 I can't remember the last time, other than my doctor 0:07:18.160 --> 0:07:19.280 who's like, oh, you're very healthy. 0:07:19.400 --> 0:07:21.040 But you know how people say, oh you look healthy, 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:24.280 you would some people would think they basically just called 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:24.760 me base. 0:07:24.920 --> 0:07:26.360 Oh do you think that's what they mean by that? 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.120 Yeah, it's like that's like a common thing. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:31.640 But something my dad would say, like, oh he's healthy, 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.720 it's just big boned. Yeah, yeah, which I don't think exists, 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:39.120 is it. No, it's not well Mitchell Jenna and say 0:07:39.200 --> 0:07:40.920 together you you look healthy? 0:07:40.960 --> 0:07:42.760 Oh thank you. Do you have a fake tan on 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:44.480 a little bit? Yeah? You can tell. 0:07:44.560 --> 0:07:46.640 Actually, is it still looking good because it's been a 0:07:46.640 --> 0:07:48.320 while so it's probably getting all patchy in. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:50.640 It's nice, especially on your face and your hair looks 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:53.400 straight and clean. Thank you and your jewelry. You look healthy. 0:07:53.440 --> 0:07:54.400 You do actually look healthy. 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:55.800 You know, it's quite upsetting. 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:56.320 What's wrong? 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.280 You remember how long my nail throw and I was 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.000 gloating the other day. 0:07:59.600 --> 0:08:01.320 Look sort of had to come on, God, Sam, I've 0:08:01.320 --> 0:08:02.160 bit my nails back. 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:05.080 Oh you relapsed the worst. 0:08:05.640 --> 0:08:07.480 And this was I was on a three month streak. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.120 What happened? 0:08:08.200 --> 0:08:10.480 I just was anxious one day driving, didn't even notice 0:08:10.520 --> 0:08:13.760 and got to work autopilote didn't even realize. 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:14.080 Ark. 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:16.920 Would you ever put that gross tasting ship on the 0:08:16.960 --> 0:08:18.080 nail so that when you lick them. 0:08:17.960 --> 0:08:21.400 It goes I've done, but then I ended up enjoying it. 0:08:21.320 --> 0:08:22.600 It grows on you. 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:25.440 It was like sasparilla. I was like, it's a tasty, 0:08:25.480 --> 0:08:26.960 little bitter a grany. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:29.400 I was trying to super glue something the other day, right, 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.000 and then accidentally spilled the super glue on my nails, 0:08:33.000 --> 0:08:34.760 and so when I use the nail plaguym to take 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.920 that off, what was left behind was just so brittle 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:39.400 and disgusting, so to cut them short. 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:40.640 Now I'm devastated. I feel naked. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.000 At least you can finger yourself now. 0:08:43.400 --> 0:08:46.240 Well, there's always light. 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:46.880 At the end of the tunnel. 0:08:47.000 --> 0:08:49.920 God, I really thought that you being in a new 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.800 relationship would dissipate the horniness from you. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.199 Not horny for you fingering yourself. 0:08:55.679 --> 0:08:58.760 Sometimes you can think before you spook last week, at 0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:00.640 least you can finger your elf now. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:03.080 Yeah, what kind of thing to say. 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:05.839 Is that Jenna last week was begging for. 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:10.000 Our come And no, no, that's incorrect. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:15.520 I certainly wasn't begging, that's for sure. Now remind me anyway, Well, 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:16.440 congrats on your nails. 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:19.800 What was the AGM? Should we normalize because that you 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.000 look healthy and have it not be interpreted as an insult? 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.120 Congrats on your nails? 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:27.760 Anyway, you're gonna give me your Yeah, I'm ready to go? 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:35.280 Is it just me? Is finding the mum at the 0:09:35.320 --> 0:09:36.240 party the. 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.240 Best feeling ever? An actual mum? 0:09:38.360 --> 0:09:41.000 Yeah, the mum, whether you beat a birthday of friends 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:45.920 finding their mother is the best feeling ever? I oh, yeah, yeah, 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:50.880 I love sitting down pulling up a rose with Karen, 0:09:51.600 --> 0:09:58.080 Liesel Denise. So let's Denise Michelle and just gossiping the 0:09:58.120 --> 0:10:00.439 house down. How stressed are you about this part? Babe? 0:10:00.600 --> 0:10:02.480 You don't want it to be happening. Who dressed you 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:04.200 What are you wearing? This a lovely dress? You got 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:05.960 your hair done? I can tell the house is gorgeous. 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:07.559 How long have you lived here? Oh god? What do 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.280 you for? Work two days a week because the husband's 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.880 traveling into state. I love the drama of a mother 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.240 and what's going on in her life when you're at 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.000 a party that's not about her, because she's got so 0:10:16.080 --> 0:10:17.560 much to tell always. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:23.160 I mean, obviously Jenna relates, but I think just you 0:10:23.200 --> 0:10:25.160 because I don't go to parties where parents are in. 0:10:25.520 --> 0:10:27.520 Oh my god, you have been to party. 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.360 The only party I've been to where their parents are 0:10:29.360 --> 0:10:32.760 there was fucking yours, your house warming, and it with 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.040 all people our age, and then did your mum making 0:10:35.080 --> 0:10:35.920 fucking partypy. 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:37.439 It was adorable. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:39.440 I really like hanging with your parents. 0:10:39.440 --> 0:10:41.280 Then they gave speeches. It was a real fun night. 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:42.480 And it wasn't that the housewarming. 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:44.559 It was the housewarming that did not require speech. It's 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:46.840 sorry no, And I gave a lovely speech about how 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:48.600 much I loved the partner. Then we split up three 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:51.240 days later. That was a fun time, Wasn't it paid 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:51.679 for the whole thing? 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:53.320 Of course it did, no matter how hard we tried. 0:10:53.320 --> 0:10:54.160 The home wouldn't warm. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:58.880 No, that was icy, how icy cold icy baron Barren home. 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:00.520 That felt very unhope week to me. 0:11:01.600 --> 0:11:04.200 I'm at a party where there's obviously going to be 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:08.280 mumsy aged people there, like you know, Annie, Trish and whatever. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.160 My mum's sixieth. There's obviously going to be mum's there, 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:12.839 and I do gravitate towards them. But typically in my 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.000 adult life I don't go to any party throughout their 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:15.520 parents there. 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:17.360 Well, it doesn't really happen as much anymore, you're right, 0:11:17.400 --> 0:11:19.800 but I can just remember in high school it does 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.440 kind of Yeah, I will find the mother, Like I 0:11:22.480 --> 0:11:24.559 am like a truffle pig at a birthday party. I 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:26.439 know there's a mum somewhere. Let me tell you here's 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.280 a little little tip. If you're like me. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:30.120 Go to the kitchen. They're always in the kitchen. 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:33.520 They're stress sexist. No, no, no, but they are. I'm sorry, 0:11:33.559 --> 0:11:35.640 but they are. I'm not the one that makes the rules. 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:38.880 I wish they were in the CEO's room. They're in 0:11:38.920 --> 0:11:43.480 the kitchen and there and they are cooking oven baked dishes. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:45.679 It's always like a sausage drill or a party pie 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:48.960 and they're always stressed, and I go, missus Coombs, can 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:52.360 I help? Oh Mitchell, No, Grandma's here, don't worry. Then 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:54.319 Grandma's out in balmed you know, sit in a wheelchair, 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.520 helmet in the kitchen, chopping carrots. Okay. I love the 0:11:56.520 --> 0:11:58.360 women of a party, the women that are involved in 0:11:58.360 --> 0:12:01.240 putting on a party. Tell me you're story. I need 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:04.800 to know. Write a book. I'll buy it. I'll sign it. 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.080 Okay, you'll sign it. 0:12:07.600 --> 0:12:09.760 It's a bit, isn't it. You write this book, Mitch Cherry, 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:11.719 why would you be signing it? I didn't say it right. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:14.959 The gist was the point was there? If you're a 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:16.760 mum at a party, you know what? He's what I'm 0:12:16.760 --> 0:12:18.240 gonna say. If you're a mum and you throw a 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:19.880 party for your kid and a little boy comes up 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:21.760 to you just whisper in his ear, you'll be gay 0:12:21.800 --> 0:12:24.120 read because it's are you? 0:12:24.400 --> 0:12:26.360 I thought you were talking about? Now are you talking about? 0:12:26.400 --> 0:12:29.440 As a child both, I would always find the mums 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:32.360 at parties. Would isn't even the mums in my in 0:12:32.400 --> 0:12:33.560 my friendship. 0:12:33.120 --> 0:12:34.960 That are there's usually someone supervising. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.600 No no, no, no no, But like even mums. In of 0:12:37.679 --> 0:12:39.280 the kids that I was friends with, I had the 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:40.480 best relationships with. 0:12:40.600 --> 0:12:41.640 I feel like I did too. 0:12:41.720 --> 0:12:45.079 In many cases some of my former friends, I can 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:47.400 say that with confidence of their former friends, I probably 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:48.240 liked their mothers more. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.959 Yeah, means I'm saying one hundred percent. Jen Curryarkos, I'm 0:12:50.960 --> 0:12:55.480 still in love with Jean Kuryarkos is an icon. Except 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.800 that one time that I vomited in Niko Kuryakos's spare bed. 0:12:59.120 --> 0:13:01.280 Worker up at three or more. He said, Missus Kuriakos, 0:13:01.280 --> 0:13:02.800 I've just vomited and she just go back to bed, 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:03.720 and I was so upset. 0:13:04.400 --> 0:13:07.040 You made your vomity bed. Now sleep in it, and 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:08.680 I did, Well, that's an odd. 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.600 Response to just make you sleep in it. 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.199 No, she didn't say sleep in it. She's like, just 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:13.600 go back to bedble cleaning in the morning. We'll call 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:14.800 your mum in the morning. Like she didn't want to. 0:13:15.200 --> 0:13:17.120 She didn't clean it, So wouldn't you have gone back 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:18.080 to the chunder bed. 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:20.480 I don't remember what happened in that situation. 0:13:20.960 --> 0:13:23.320 God, that's abuse. No, it's not. 0:13:23.400 --> 0:13:25.200 Jen Curiagus was a queen taught me how to make 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:25.959 vegemar tous. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:27.400 We need to get to the bottom of this. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:29.200 Can you how much time do you need to like 0:13:29.320 --> 0:13:31.960 dig through your memory and recall what happened? Did she 0:13:32.000 --> 0:13:33.480 make you sleep in the fucking vombit? 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:34.400 I might have a number? 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:40.400 Oh god, Jean Kurriakos, how long since he spoke to her? 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:45.120 Fifteen twenty years? Okay, hi person, it's an old number. Shit. 0:13:45.200 --> 0:13:46.960 Well, I was going to let the record show. 0:13:47.320 --> 0:13:48.320 Have you had a credit? 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.720 Every phone call you've made recently has just gone straight 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:51.439 to voicemail. 0:13:52.280 --> 0:13:53.840 What's going on? Well? 0:13:54.040 --> 0:13:54.600 Who do I call? 0:13:54.679 --> 0:13:56.200 Last week? That happened to Jamie Jerry? 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.680 Oh, that's because clearly has changed his numbers a celebrity 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:01.679 and Jen Curyako's last she had that phone. We're all nokias, 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.560 so right, I don't and it's agreed it was green, 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:07.600 So she's clearly upgraded someone's new number. Now it's not 0:14:07.640 --> 0:14:10.320 hers anymore. Maybe I don't know. I love you, Jen Kyriakos, 0:14:10.920 --> 0:14:14.640 Norell Jones love, Norell Jones and Turner love. 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:18.040 It started to ski a bit in Memoriam, just naming 0:14:18.080 --> 0:14:20.360 them and listing them like that, all alive. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:25.200 Just giving them a little thank you, a little nod cool. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.160 I was the chairman of a company, but I'll be 0:14:27.200 --> 0:14:31.440 sore and that'll be making more than me anyway. That's 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:34.360 just McCleary. Yeah, I feel like people can relate to 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:35.960 that one. Mums will be able to relate. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:39.280 Mums will be able to relate to gravitating to mums 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:44.200 you reckon, no, but someone will find it relatable. Does 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:46.800 it mean you're going to start gravitating towards Jenna more 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:48.600 once our little one comes into the world. 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:50.560 I don't know why it start now. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:53.920 Well, because she's a mother, Yeah, that's what I was 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.360 getting at, because she's how far along? Once our little 0:14:56.360 --> 0:14:59.880 one comes into the world, Oh, Sebastian, No, Equavius, Equavius 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.360 that my son, mate, No, it's not. You can come 0:15:04.400 --> 0:15:05.920 for me in any other area of my life, but 0:15:05.960 --> 0:15:07.720 don't bring the kids into it once. 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:12.560 I don't my kid, you've got one and all. Yeah, 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:15.560 I think shits in a room whenever I walk in. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:16.960 I've got no respect for that beast. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:19.880 Don't talk about my stepdaughter like that. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:23.400 Because it's just me. 0:15:25.480 --> 0:15:28.160 You can follow the show online, just search a couple 0:15:28.160 --> 0:15:28.760 of miches. 0:15:29.000 --> 0:15:30.720 If you don't, you're a tighead. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:35.200 Now before we get into this next segment, let me 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:38.000 ask a question. Cheering now, Yeah, we decided that we 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:40.400 weren't keen on doing prank calls on the podcast anymore. 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:40.640 Yeah. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:42.480 Well, we were kind of like a ground swell of 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.440 people being like, prank calls are over, cancel the print call. Yeah. 0:15:45.440 --> 0:15:47.400 I don't know if we had that many people complaining 0:15:47.440 --> 0:15:50.120 about it. It was more us just in our guns, 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:53.680 feeling that they'd had their time and that we're adults, 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:54.920