Speaker 1: Just stood a couple of mitches. Yeah, delease yourself for
Speaker 1: the rude shocks of young adulthood.
Speaker 2: Mitchell fucking Cheery uttered a sentence to me.
Speaker 3: Then.
Speaker 2: I never thought i'd hear him say, he goes, so,
Speaker 2: what's the vision?
Speaker 1: I just mean, what's the vision? It's a creative term.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you put such importance on vision.
Speaker 4: Fucking Fred Holly's over here all of a sudden, what's
Speaker 4: the guy with that?
Speaker 2: He is? And Mitchell coos color.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, it feels like Christmas. I'm so
Speaker 1: excited for the episode today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bet you are.
Speaker 1: I'm so this is exactly how I imagine you felt
Speaker 1: when we did will at Blend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I suppose, But I just feel like you've got
Speaker 4: a menacing look in your eye because we're doing will
Speaker 4: at Cream today. Yes, Cheery has made di y ice
Speaker 4: creams for Genner and I, who is here of course at.
Speaker 2: The wheel General really scared, don't be scared. Haven't told
Speaker 2: if what the ice creams are going to be.
Speaker 4: And I just feel like you're up to something, and
Speaker 4: it's revenge for the gross movies I made.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest. The two creams that I've made. You
Speaker 1: are filled with items that you have all had in
Speaker 1: your life, and I know you've enjoyed, right, Yea, So
Speaker 1: it's okay. But it's whether or not they sort of
Speaker 1: work as a cream based dessert.
Speaker 2: It will be up to you to judge.
Speaker 1: I suppose maybe fine, don't worry.
Speaker 2: A bit of fun.
Speaker 4: I had a laugh, but don't go out getting revenge
Speaker 4: on me for the I think it's the meat pie
Speaker 4: and the big m that you might upset about that
Speaker 4: I gave you in It's movie.
Speaker 2: It was foul. Remember that was your idea.
Speaker 1: It was so disgusting. It was my will it cream was?
Speaker 1: I mean, listen, we've had some was my idea. I
Speaker 1: wasn't all apologized.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just had an outburst mid indim.
Speaker 4: You were talking about how you got the ninja cream,
Speaker 4: and I just completely interrupted you and I went will
Speaker 4: a crank.
Speaker 2: Oh I did well.
Speaker 1: The Ninja cream has been amazing. Like I've been making.
Speaker 1: The ninja cream is like a fatting like the health scene.
Speaker 1: Because you can make healthy, yummy ice.
Speaker 2: Cream, it's going to be help the yummy ice cream.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, Jennison, Yours is somehow full of carbs. Jenna
Speaker 1: it's possible group Mitchell yours. Absolutely not. Now I'm excited
Speaker 1: and I think it's a new ground for the podcast.
Speaker 2: We just have to be really careful when we do
Speaker 2: this segment.
Speaker 4: Can I just say, because I don't know if you
Speaker 4: saw in our Facebook group in during Idiots, we got
Speaker 4: a post complaining about us eating on the podcast into
Speaker 4: the mic. People don't like the sound of it. I
Speaker 4: did see that, which is not new feedback. We've gotten
Speaker 4: that feedback before. But Brett said, I've been holding this
Speaker 4: in for weeks. Maybe an unpopular opinion, but can we
Speaker 4: please have a few weeks off from the chewing, slurping
Speaker 4: or eating in the microphone.
Speaker 1: I think it's a bit mad.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he only wants a few weeks off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll come back to it in a few weeks.
Speaker 2: I feel like once upon a time I used to
Speaker 2: be like, oh, guys, people don't like it, don't chew
Speaker 2: into the microphone. But fuck, we've dropped the ball in
Speaker 2: the last few weeks, haven't we even months? We've been
Speaker 2: doing fucking Tasmanian gingerbread.
Speaker 4: Yes, smoothies, chop and cookie sandwiches, muffins, Donna hate cookies.
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of feel is it really? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to trigger anyone. I didn't realize it
Speaker 1: was such a big deal for pe.
Speaker 4: I just thought people were being a bit precious. But
Speaker 4: apparently people actually a severely bothered by it. They get
Speaker 4: a reaction from it, and so they skip the episode.
Speaker 1: Well you know what I was told. Apparently in some
Speaker 1: videos they go before it happens, trigger warning, skip to
Speaker 1: forty three twelve if you don't want to hear the chewing. So,
Speaker 1: I mean, we could put those warnings in if people
Speaker 1: want to skip.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, we might have to, but I reckon today
Speaker 2: we just.
Speaker 1: Chew off Mike.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll be having our ice creams, but we won't
Speaker 4: have the spoon on Mike.
Speaker 1: Well ice cream? Ye, you scream?
Speaker 2: We all scream. Mistiphonia Apparently, Oh is that what it's called.
Speaker 2: I bet I got that wrong. That's what someone in
Speaker 2: the comments said, miss aphonia. It's like a reaction to
Speaker 2: sounds such as dripping water, chewing, snapping gum, repetitive noises,
Speaker 2: pencil tapping.
Speaker 1: Whatever think she taught me society and culture? Misphonia?
Speaker 2: Can I go to the toy.
Speaker 1: Lant I've got a friend that has a dog named
Speaker 1: Peach and the surname is en Cream. Really it's an
Speaker 1: ethnic name.
Speaker 2: Peach is en Cream. Oh peaches and crap.
Speaker 1: Yeah, is that funny, But it's zen Cream.
Speaker 2: I thought it was some sort of play on a
Speaker 2: zempic at first. Yeah, dream Harbor, like you were making
Speaker 2: fun on Hilarius.
Speaker 1: Did you see Barbara streis En comment on Melisa maccarthury
Speaker 1: if she was on a m pick.
Speaker 2: I know it wasn't that the most mum energy shit ever,
Speaker 2: So you tell the story.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Melissa McCarthy posted a photo she was with
Speaker 1: another actor or another celeb and they're at an event
Speaker 1: and she looked hot. She just has lost something and
Speaker 1: she posted it on Instagram, nothing to do with anything
Speaker 1: other than how could she look? And then Barbara Streisend
Speaker 1: in the comments said send him my regards talking about
Speaker 1: the other actor, Oh you want a zen pick?
Speaker 4: And the energy from that, it sounds like she thought
Speaker 4: that was a private message.
Speaker 1: She's come out now and since set I thought it
Speaker 1: was private. Polo. I know in the fact that it's
Speaker 1: Barbara streuis End, but also like everyone's on a ZMP
Speaker 1: but I feel like the discourse has changed.
Speaker 5: You can talk about that proves that everyone is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just like you do you, bob? But it
Speaker 2: doesn't sound enjoyable to.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and don't you have to inject yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an injection. Well, if it's your first time listening, well,
Speaker 2: will it inject coming to the show? Will it yet?
Speaker 2: Every show?
Speaker 1: He is up with? And is it just me? Something
Speaker 1: we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate? Me? You don't
Speaker 1: know mine? I don't know?
Speaker 2: Mitches? Should I go first? Yeah?
Speaker 1: My mine is mine is something I deeply, deeply appreciate.
Speaker 1: And I feel like a lot of listeners can fall
Speaker 1: into this category of people that I appreciate.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm quite looking forward to that. It's a been
Speaker 4: a while since we've appreciated shit, isn't We've been really.
Speaker 1: Cynical, especially me. I'm normally like, very optimistic, but I've
Speaker 1: been grumpy the last couple of months. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: in life, not in life, No, But on this show, Well,
Speaker 1: it'll be a welcome change. Can't wait?
Speaker 2: But should I go first?
Speaker 1: You can jump in?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Should we normalize being able to
Speaker 2: say you look healthy?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Because you know how some people read that as an insult.
Speaker 2: You look healthy.
Speaker 4: Well, if the situation is, for instance, that some one
Speaker 4: has gained weight, someone might say to them, oh, you're
Speaker 4: looking healthy, because that's like the only nice word they
Speaker 4: can think of, and people read it as like a
Speaker 4: backhanded compliment. Oh, I hate being told to look healthy.
Speaker 4: I think it's a beautiful thing to say.
Speaker 1: Who has this happened to you? If someone said it to.
Speaker 2: You, No, that's the problem.
Speaker 1: You do look healthy.
Speaker 2: I would love to be told to look out.
Speaker 5: Sometimes people say oh, you look well?
Speaker 2: Oh all the time, what's wrong with you? Look well?
Speaker 2: It's kind of similar.
Speaker 1: I think I would never say to someone the thing
Speaker 1: that I hate more than you look like you're healthy.
Speaker 1: I think that's fine to say, is oh you look
Speaker 1: a bit tired. Shut up?
Speaker 2: Chances are I am dog? Aren't we all like I'm sorry?
Speaker 2: Can we all agree that we're all tired?
Speaker 4: Well, that's why I would love to be told you
Speaker 4: look healthy, because some bloody days I look in that
Speaker 4: god for sake mirror in my fucking home and I go,
Speaker 4: holy shit, he needs a vegetable or something.
Speaker 2: Something's not right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So if I go out and someone tells me you
Speaker 2: look healthy, I'd be like, thank you, yeah, thank you,
Speaker 2: because God, you should have seen me the other day,
Speaker 2: not at all, not hell healthy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it depends on the day. Some days I just
Speaker 4: look wretched, but that's probably because I'm fucking tired. Yes,
Speaker 4: so I don't want to be told I'm tired.
Speaker 5: But you can be.
Speaker 1: Healthy on me inside, not the outside, and then that versa.
Speaker 1: I feel like getting told you're healthy is very rare.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the last time, other than my doctor
Speaker 1: who's like, oh, you're very healthy.
Speaker 4: But you know how people say, oh you look healthy,
Speaker 4: you would some people would think they basically just called
Speaker 4: me base.
Speaker 1: Oh do you think that's what they mean by that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like that's like a common thing.
Speaker 1: But something my dad would say, like, oh he's healthy,
Speaker 1: it's just big boned. Yeah, yeah, which I don't think exists,
Speaker 1: is it. No, it's not well Mitchell Jenna and say
Speaker 1: together you you look healthy?
Speaker 2: Oh thank you. Do you have a fake tan on
Speaker 2: a little bit? Yeah? You can tell.
Speaker 4: Actually, is it still looking good because it's been a
Speaker 4: while so it's probably getting all patchy in.
Speaker 1: It's nice, especially on your face and your hair looks
Speaker 1: straight and clean. Thank you and your jewelry. You look healthy.
Speaker 1: You do actually look healthy.
Speaker 2: You know, it's quite upsetting.
Speaker 1: What's wrong?
Speaker 4: You remember how long my nail throw and I was
Speaker 4: gloating the other day.
Speaker 1: Look sort of had to come on, God, Sam, I've
Speaker 1: bit my nails back.
Speaker 2: Oh you relapsed the worst.
Speaker 1: And this was I was on a three month streak.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: I just was anxious one day driving, didn't even notice
Speaker 1: and got to work autopilote didn't even realize.
Speaker 3: Ark.
Speaker 4: Would you ever put that gross tasting ship on the
Speaker 4: nail so that when you lick them.
Speaker 1: It goes I've done, but then I ended up enjoying it.
Speaker 2: It grows on you.
Speaker 1: It was like sasparilla. I was like, it's a tasty,
Speaker 1: little bitter a grany.
Speaker 4: I was trying to super glue something the other day, right,
Speaker 4: and then accidentally spilled the super glue on my nails,
Speaker 4: and so when I use the nail plaguym to take
Speaker 4: that off, what was left behind was just so brittle
Speaker 4: and disgusting, so to cut them short.
Speaker 2: Now I'm devastated. I feel naked.
Speaker 1: At least you can finger yourself now.
Speaker 2: Well, there's always light.
Speaker 1: At the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 4: God, I really thought that you being in a new
Speaker 4: relationship would dissipate the horniness from you.
Speaker 1: Not horny for you fingering yourself.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you can think before you spook last week, at
Speaker 4: least you can finger your elf now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what kind of thing to say.
Speaker 1: Is that Jenna last week was begging for.
Speaker 5: Our come And no, no, that's incorrect.
Speaker 1: I certainly wasn't begging, that's for sure. Now remind me anyway, Well,
Speaker 1: congrats on your nails.
Speaker 2: What was the AGM? Should we normalize because that you
Speaker 2: look healthy and have it not be interpreted as an insult?
Speaker 5: Congrats on your nails?
Speaker 2: Anyway, you're gonna give me your Yeah, I'm ready to go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Is finding the mum at the
Speaker 1: party the.
Speaker 2: Best feeling ever? An actual mum?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the mum, whether you beat a birthday of friends
Speaker 1: finding their mother is the best feeling ever? I oh, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I love sitting down pulling up a rose with Karen,
Speaker 1: Liesel Denise. So let's Denise Michelle and just gossiping the
Speaker 1: house down. How stressed are you about this part? Babe?
Speaker 1: You don't want it to be happening. Who dressed you
Speaker 1: What are you wearing? This a lovely dress? You got
Speaker 1: your hair done? I can tell the house is gorgeous.
Speaker 1: How long have you lived here? Oh god? What do
Speaker 1: you for? Work two days a week because the husband's
Speaker 1: traveling into state. I love the drama of a mother
Speaker 1: and what's going on in her life when you're at
Speaker 1: a party that's not about her, because she's got so
Speaker 1: much to tell always.
Speaker 4: I mean, obviously Jenna relates, but I think just you
Speaker 4: because I don't go to parties where parents are in.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have been to party.
Speaker 4: The only party I've been to where their parents are
Speaker 4: there was fucking yours, your house warming, and it with
Speaker 4: all people our age, and then did your mum making
Speaker 4: fucking partypy.
Speaker 2: It was adorable.
Speaker 5: I really like hanging with your parents.
Speaker 2: Then they gave speeches. It was a real fun night.
Speaker 2: And it wasn't that the housewarming.
Speaker 1: It was the housewarming that did not require speech. It's
Speaker 1: sorry no, And I gave a lovely speech about how
Speaker 1: much I loved the partner. Then we split up three
Speaker 1: days later. That was a fun time, Wasn't it paid
Speaker 1: for the whole thing?
Speaker 2: Of course it did, no matter how hard we tried.
Speaker 2: The home wouldn't warm.
Speaker 1: No, that was icy, how icy cold icy baron Barren home.
Speaker 1: That felt very unhope week to me.
Speaker 4: I'm at a party where there's obviously going to be
Speaker 4: mumsy aged people there, like you know, Annie, Trish and whatever.
Speaker 4: My mum's sixieth. There's obviously going to be mum's there,
Speaker 4: and I do gravitate towards them. But typically in my
Speaker 4: adult life I don't go to any party throughout their
Speaker 4: parents there.
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't really happen as much anymore, you're right,
Speaker 1: but I can just remember in high school it does
Speaker 1: kind of Yeah, I will find the mother, Like I
Speaker 1: am like a truffle pig at a birthday party. I
Speaker 1: know there's a mum somewhere. Let me tell you here's
Speaker 1: a little little tip. If you're like me.
Speaker 2: Go to the kitchen. They're always in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: They're stress sexist. No, no, no, but they are. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but they are. I'm not the one that makes the rules.
Speaker 1: I wish they were in the CEO's room. They're in
Speaker 1: the kitchen and there and they are cooking oven baked dishes.
Speaker 1: It's always like a sausage drill or a party pie
Speaker 1: and they're always stressed, and I go, missus Coombs, can
Speaker 1: I help? Oh Mitchell, No, Grandma's here, don't worry. Then
Speaker 1: Grandma's out in balmed you know, sit in a wheelchair,
Speaker 1: helmet in the kitchen, chopping carrots. Okay. I love the
Speaker 1: women of a party, the women that are involved in
Speaker 1: putting on a party. Tell me you're story. I need
Speaker 1: to know. Write a book. I'll buy it. I'll sign it.
Speaker 5: Okay, you'll sign it.
Speaker 1: It's a bit, isn't it. You write this book, Mitch Cherry,
Speaker 1: why would you be signing it? I didn't say it right.
Speaker 1: The gist was the point was there? If you're a
Speaker 1: mum at a party, you know what? He's what I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say. If you're a mum and you throw a
Speaker 1: party for your kid and a little boy comes up
Speaker 1: to you just whisper in his ear, you'll be gay
Speaker 1: read because it's are you?
Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about? Now are you talking about?
Speaker 1: As a child both, I would always find the mums
Speaker 1: at parties. Would isn't even the mums in my in
Speaker 1: my friendship.
Speaker 2: That are there's usually someone supervising.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, But like even mums. In of
Speaker 1: the kids that I was friends with, I had the
Speaker 1: best relationships with.
Speaker 2: I feel like I did too.
Speaker 4: In many cases some of my former friends, I can
Speaker 4: say that with confidence of their former friends, I probably
Speaker 4: liked their mothers more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, means I'm saying one hundred percent. Jen Curryarkos, I'm
Speaker 1: still in love with Jean Kuryarkos is an icon. Except
Speaker 1: that one time that I vomited in Niko Kuryakos's spare bed.
Speaker 1: Worker up at three or more. He said, Missus Kuriakos,
Speaker 1: I've just vomited and she just go back to bed,
Speaker 1: and I was so upset.
Speaker 4: You made your vomity bed. Now sleep in it, and
Speaker 4: I did, Well, that's an odd.
Speaker 2: Response to just make you sleep in it.
Speaker 1: No, she didn't say sleep in it. She's like, just
Speaker 1: go back to bedble cleaning in the morning. We'll call
Speaker 1: your mum in the morning. Like she didn't want to.
Speaker 2: She didn't clean it, So wouldn't you have gone back
Speaker 2: to the chunder bed.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what happened in that situation.
Speaker 2: God, that's abuse. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Jen Curiagus was a queen taught me how to make
Speaker 1: vegemar tous.
Speaker 2: We need to get to the bottom of this.
Speaker 4: Can you how much time do you need to like
Speaker 4: dig through your memory and recall what happened? Did she
Speaker 4: make you sleep in the fucking vombit?
Speaker 1: I might have a number?
Speaker 2: Oh god, Jean Kurriakos, how long since he spoke to her?
Speaker 2: Fifteen twenty years? Okay, hi person, it's an old number. Shit.
Speaker 1: Well, I was going to let the record show.
Speaker 2: Have you had a credit?
Speaker 4: Every phone call you've made recently has just gone straight
Speaker 4: to voicemail.
Speaker 2: What's going on? Well?
Speaker 1: Who do I call?
Speaker 2: Last week? That happened to Jamie Jerry?
Speaker 1: Oh, that's because clearly has changed his numbers a celebrity
Speaker 1: and Jen Curyako's last she had that phone. We're all nokias,
Speaker 1: so right, I don't and it's agreed it was green,
Speaker 1: So she's clearly upgraded someone's new number. Now it's not
Speaker 1: hers anymore. Maybe I don't know. I love you, Jen Kyriakos,
Speaker 1: Norell Jones love, Norell Jones and Turner love.
Speaker 4: It started to ski a bit in Memoriam, just naming
Speaker 4: them and listing them like that, all alive.
Speaker 1: Just giving them a little thank you, a little nod cool.
Speaker 1: I was the chairman of a company, but I'll be
Speaker 1: sore and that'll be making more than me anyway. That's
Speaker 1: just McCleary. Yeah, I feel like people can relate to
Speaker 1: that one. Mums will be able to relate.
Speaker 2: Mums will be able to relate to gravitating to mums
Speaker 2: you reckon, no, but someone will find it relatable. Does
Speaker 2: it mean you're going to start gravitating towards Jenna more
Speaker 2: once our little one comes into the world.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it start now.
Speaker 4: Well, because she's a mother, Yeah, that's what I was
Speaker 4: getting at, because she's how far along? Once our little
Speaker 4: one comes into the world, Oh, Sebastian, No, Equavius, Equavius
Speaker 4: that my son, mate, No, it's not. You can come
Speaker 4: for me in any other area of my life, but
Speaker 4: don't bring the kids into it once.
Speaker 1: I don't my kid, you've got one and all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think shits in a room whenever I walk in.
Speaker 1: I've got no respect for that beast.
Speaker 5: Don't talk about my stepdaughter like that.
Speaker 2: Because it's just me.
Speaker 1: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 1: of miches.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a tighead.
Speaker 4: Now before we get into this next segment, let me
Speaker 4: ask a question. Cheering now, Yeah, we decided that we
Speaker 4: weren't keen on doing prank calls on the podcast anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, we were kind of like a ground swell of
Speaker 1: people being like, prank calls are over, cancel the print call. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if we had that many people complaining
Speaker 4: about it. It was more us just in our guns,
Speaker 4: feeling that they'd had their time and that we're adults,
Speaker 4: we shouldn't be behaving like this.
Speaker 1: But also culturally they kind of people. Yeah, often, like
Speaker 1: on TikTok, everyone was like, the prank calls over.
Speaker 2: So my question is, because we have had a few
Speaker 2: people in the Facebook group asking for your old lady
Speaker 2: alter ego dot wiggans, Yes, people have been asking for
Speaker 2: her to make a comeback.
Speaker 4: My question is, yes, does it count as a prank call?
Speaker 4: If Dot Wiggins were to call a business with a
Speaker 4: very sincere and genuine inquiry, but you just happen to
Speaker 4: be putting a voice on it had a prank call.
Speaker 1: If we're making fun of someone, then no, we don't
Speaker 1: want to punch down.
Speaker 4: I don't feel you would be punching down in this situation.
Speaker 4: If anyone's the fuck with it's you pretending to be
Speaker 4: an old woman. Correct, But the other person on the
Speaker 4: phone is none the wiser. That's true, So I'm not
Speaker 4: I'm not going to force you to do anything, but
Speaker 4: I'm just raising that as a potential today.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I could. Well, what's your scenario.
Speaker 1: Have you been inspired by another show?
Speaker 4: Well, it'll all make sense. Let's get into talk back things,
Speaker 4: talk bad things. Our segment, of course, is where we
Speaker 4: bring you the cookshit we hear on talkback radio. John
Speaker 4: Laws probably the most featured in this segment ever. It's
Speaker 4: a crusty old radio announced that it's been broadcast thing
Speaker 4: since the dawn of time, and he continues to broadcast
Speaker 4: He's broadcast.
Speaker 1: Can I just say I was listening back for the
Speaker 1: media right when it hit for the dinosaurs? Outstanding?
Speaker 2: Yeah, really good radio, really good.
Speaker 4: And the gold from his show comes from the very
Speaker 4: cooked callers that call through the program. Yes, a lot
Speaker 4: of them are equally old and senile. Yes, And I
Speaker 4: guess I don't want to give too much away, but
Speaker 4: the calling about to play, let's just say the oldies
Speaker 4: are still horned up.
Speaker 1: Oh good to hear.
Speaker 4: I feel that even my libido has been affected from
Speaker 4: early twenties to late twenties.
Speaker 2: But apparently the oldies are still horned up.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, let's go.
Speaker 2: Okay. So what I'm going to do.
Speaker 4: I'm going to play the audio and then just sing
Speaker 4: out if you need me to pause anytime you need.
Speaker 2: Ready here the horny eighty year olds.
Speaker 3: Oh Russell, are you there?
Speaker 6: Yes? I am John, Yes.
Speaker 3: Okay Russell, What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 6: I'd like to speak on women's health, because they their
Speaker 6: health system, in my humbled opinion, is a wonderful system,
Speaker 6: and they do as much as they can for us.
Speaker 6: But now I'm a widow. I lost my wife many
Speaker 6: years ago, and for relief and so forth, I go
Speaker 6: to ruffels. But now I was talking to a lady
Speaker 6: that she'd been on her own for six years and
Speaker 6: she has, she said. I asked her straight out, what
Speaker 6: what does a single woman do? Where does the lady go?
Speaker 6: What does she do? Who helps her? And they aunt?
Speaker 6: Really is absolutely nobody. And to me this is not clear.
Speaker 6: You know, we're all human beings, right, stop.
Speaker 1: Down for a second. Good for him so far? What
Speaker 1: a pioneer we should be able to get off too.
Speaker 1: I'm with him so far.
Speaker 2: I needhou to get their own horse for high totally.
Speaker 5: I think he should just stop now, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got a solution for him, and I
Speaker 1: think he's not really across the new wave the Amby
Speaker 1: chatfields of the world.
Speaker 2: But they actually touched on that. Okay, good right they do.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, we'll continue.
Speaker 4: So John's still a bit flabbergasted at this point, shocked
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 3: How how old are you, Russell.
Speaker 6: I'm eighty two.
Speaker 3: And still sexually active of it. So you go to brothels?
Speaker 6: Yes, I do, Yes, that's correct.
Speaker 3: I see. And what do you have to pay at
Speaker 3: a brothel?
Speaker 6: Three hundred dollars an hour?
Speaker 3: I see? So you have one particular brothel to which
Speaker 3: you go?
Speaker 6: I know, it depends where I am, if I'm in
Speaker 6: Brisbane or I go in there. I travel around a bit,
Speaker 6: you know, quite a lot, I see. I go wherever
Speaker 6: I am whenever the requirements you know, Okay, And.
Speaker 3: How often might that requirement come along at the age
Speaker 3: of eighty two, Russell?
Speaker 6: Much more often than you'd realize. It's I'm very healthy
Speaker 6: and I'm very active to be truthful.
Speaker 3: Okay, well that's that's very interesting. So it must be
Speaker 3: quite an expensive life you have.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes it is. I don't pay all the time
Speaker 6: like now and again you meet a lady like I
Speaker 6: did the other night, it's just a deested she'd been
Speaker 6: on her own for oversea cheers.
Speaker 3: Wow, it would have been a big night, which.
Speaker 6: A wonderful night for those Yes.
Speaker 3: Yes, old bed it was six years.
Speaker 6: The thing that worries me is but Irang, just for curiosity.
Speaker 6: After speaking to her, Irang eight brothels to see if
Speaker 6: they will help ladies.
Speaker 2: Pause.
Speaker 1: I see where we're going with this, don't So we're
Speaker 1: trying to find out Apparently it's not common for brothels
Speaker 1: to have older men.
Speaker 4: For older ladies. Yeah, I think Dot needs an escort.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'm really curious. I'm curious to.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, like you know, women can go
Speaker 1: get their toys, right, and people who need those toys
Speaker 1: can get them.
Speaker 2: But actually they do touch on that or do they?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear that part? Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: we'll caught the wholehouse play.
Speaker 3: You've got me tossed here, Russell. I'm finding a difficult
Speaker 3: to follow us aren't there alternatives?
Speaker 6: I don't know when I should use the word buildo.
Speaker 6: But the trouble is, where was the everage lady by
Speaker 6: a dildo? But they're not advertised, really are they? Like
Speaker 6: you can?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never looked under d for dildo
Speaker 3: in the Yellow Pagesful, I don't know. But isn't there
Speaker 3: such a thing as a vibrator? I hear a lot
Speaker 3: about those.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, but they're still not easy to buy for
Speaker 6: people that don't know the way around.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well look, really, I I don't know, and there's
Speaker 3: nothing I can recommend, you know, except the real thing.
Speaker 3: That's my recommendation if you can get it. Yeah, what
Speaker 3: the alternative might be, and that is up to the
Speaker 3: individual involved. But Russell, no doubt about you. Ad two
Speaker 3: and still have.
Speaker 6: It on my word and loving it.
Speaker 3: Okay, have a good day, and thank you for the call, Russell.
Speaker 1: I understand on the one here that I'm like, good
Speaker 1: for you, mate, But then I'm also like just trying
Speaker 1: to picture it.
Speaker 2: Give me a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think good for them. I do get his point,
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but in my mind, brothels are just
Speaker 1: places for men. Historically they are, but I wonder if
Speaker 1: there is a female option.
Speaker 4: This is what I'm getting at. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 4: Dot Wiggins as a woman, because it'll be creepy if
Speaker 4: you asked, as Mitchell Cherry, how do I hire a
Speaker 4: fucking hooker for an old lady? Totally if it comes
Speaker 4: from an old lady? Answer sincere inquiry so.
Speaker 1: My alter ego, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: I think Dot Wiggins can make that shit and it
Speaker 2: doesn't count the prank.
Speaker 1: No, do you know where we're calling? Do you have
Speaker 1: a brothel in mind?
Speaker 2: I just gave it the number.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's call them. We have to get Dotty though,
Speaker 1: of course.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hell dot over the microphone. Hello, hi darling
Speaker 2: the time I see dogs?
Speaker 1: Yeah out here, I am going to have a grandchild. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you've got made it happen?
Speaker 2: Parent issue mine or yours? Who are you?
Speaker 1: Listen?
Speaker 2: I'm feeling a little toad.
Speaker 1: I feel this microphone could do the job quite well,
Speaker 1: little small.
Speaker 2: If you need to make a phone call, that's that
Speaker 2: won't be rude. You can make a call in parabra. Yes, no,
Speaker 2: we're calling unusual busy are they?
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: So you're asking me how much and how old afternoon?
Speaker 7: Can I help you.
Speaker 1: Hello, listen, I'm recording a podcast right now, and I
Speaker 1: have a genuine inquiry in regards to your services offered.
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering if you would service women or is
Speaker 1: it a male only establishment.
Speaker 7: We do both women, men, couples. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Interesting, I feel historically you only hear service officers towards men.
Speaker 1: But did that no idea, there's women's services offered?
Speaker 7: Well, look, it is predominantly men, but sometimes you'll have
Speaker 7: a woman come on her own, but more than likely
Speaker 7: it be a couple.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Now do you have is there an age bracket
Speaker 1: or a limit for patrons.
Speaker 7: As long as they're over eighteen?
Speaker 1: Got it?
Speaker 3: Is there?
Speaker 1: What is it? Do you have an oldest male escort available?
Speaker 7: Do you know the age a male escort?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: For a female? No?
Speaker 7: No, no, we don't have male escorts. It's a female's
Speaker 7: come in. It's because they want to see a female.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, So is there what is the oldest
Speaker 1: female escort do you have for availability?
Speaker 7: Fifty?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: This is answered all my questions. Is very insightful. I
Speaker 1: feel not discussed enough. Okay, yeah, all right, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, No problem, thank you, a great day.
Speaker 1: Goodbye you too.
Speaker 7: Bye.
Speaker 2: Russell was right? Is right? You can't get cooks O.
Speaker 2: That's ridiculously by dot.
Speaker 5: I think that would be good with Russell.
Speaker 1: I think that would be great with Rustle. Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 1: You know what? Genuinely, I'm glad he should shed some lighting.
Speaker 1: That's very interesting.
Speaker 2: We should make this our cause for some reason.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good old lady that wrote yeah, I put on
Speaker 4: a T shirt bag because it's been there.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's been through menapause, uttle time. You can
Speaker 1: be the face of the cause, I poked the girl.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, is it just me? Make sure you
Speaker 5: leave a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 2: If you don't, you're a little bitch.
Speaker 1: Al Right, it is officially time, the moment that every
Speaker 1: idiot has been waiting for since I announced that I'm
Speaker 1: in fact in Ninja and I am the proud owner
Speaker 1: of a Ninja Creamy, which is a device that allows
Speaker 1: you to put wet ingredients or really any ingredient into
Speaker 1: a tub, blitz it up, and turn it into a
Speaker 1: delicious creamy dessert. So that'd be said, It's time for
Speaker 1: the latest edition off.
Speaker 2: Oh god, how many more willets can we do. I
Speaker 2: don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe we take a break from the willets.
Speaker 4: We've done willet block, DIY chocolate blocks, will it blend,
Speaker 4: which was turning meals into smoothies?
Speaker 2: And so now what is it today again?
Speaker 1: Will it creamy?
Speaker 2: Will it cream?
Speaker 1: Will will it cream? You're right?
Speaker 5: Will it creamy?
Speaker 1: Cream is trademark.
Speaker 2: I've never seen a ninja creamy in action.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: I kind of thought this is going to be like
Speaker 4: one of those fucking morning show advertorials where you brought
Speaker 4: it in and I'm like, I'm salt. I will call
Speaker 4: now for the special TYV only offer. Oh well, wait
Speaker 4: till you see what I've created for Yeah, you've made
Speaker 4: them behind my back. I know you guys are worried
Speaker 4: that I've fucked with you after you've fucked with me.
Speaker 4: But I don't believe in tip for tat.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I don't believe in tip for tat.
Speaker 1: I'm not spiteful at all.
Speaker 2: So you've made us ice creams and we don't know
Speaker 2: what they are.
Speaker 1: I've made you ice creams with ingredients of things that
Speaker 1: only you love and things that I know you love.
Speaker 2: Fuck, you didn't make red reef to ice cream ditch.
Speaker 1: That would have been a great idea. They all have
Speaker 1: ingredients that would actually mit Yours is a sorbet. I
Speaker 1: just want to start out by sorbe.
Speaker 2: What's that like? The things that get it circular key
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 1: That's gelato sets are made without cream. Sorbet is ice.
Speaker 1: It's ice and fruit juice.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't mind a fucking sawbe.
Speaker 1: Yours a sorbet, Jenna, Yours is most definitely nice cream
Speaker 1: in the truest sense of the word. So what I've
Speaker 1: done is I want you to taste them, and I
Speaker 1: want you to tell me whether or not you think
Speaker 1: it will cream scared okay, whether we could go to
Speaker 1: market with this cream correct, whether we could take it
Speaker 1: to Jeanine Ellis, the Mitchell Cum's cream yep, or the
Speaker 1: Jenner beds and cream.
Speaker 2: Did you make one for yourself?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I did not.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Ninja cream only comes with two tubs. Oh
Speaker 1: so I only had two tubs. It's a real process.
Speaker 2: Write that down for his birthday extra touch.
Speaker 1: I'll probably be over it by September because that had
Speaker 1: fucked me off too.
Speaker 2: If I've got two in the wash and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's going to make some cream.
Speaker 1: You also have to pre freeze. So yesterday who reached
Speaker 1: a bunch of ingredients over and they have to freeze
Speaker 1: for at least twelve hours, so they were rock solid.
Speaker 1: In fact, Jenner's bubbled and swelled overnight.
Speaker 2: I had to do.
Speaker 1: That's why it took me so long. I mean obviously
Speaker 1: behind the scenes stuff, but I had to bar of
Speaker 1: hers in boiling water in order for it to melt.
Speaker 1: It to frosted snollen good. It was bubbling when I
Speaker 1: opened it, So I'm.
Speaker 4: Scared, perhaps not as straightforward as you made out that
Speaker 4: you can just turn anything into ice cream. There's a
Speaker 4: bit more to it, correct because I've actually it's like
Speaker 4: my phone can hear me. I've seen tiktoks coming up,
Speaker 4: but it's only people anti influencing the creamy being like
Speaker 4: don't buy it.
Speaker 2: It fucks up so easily, Like there's what broken.
Speaker 1: Mine's amazing although it did struggle with yours didn't the
Speaker 1: chunks it really struggled with. So this is going to
Speaker 1: be the same.
Speaker 4: You should have brought the ninja sweet will blend it first,
Speaker 4: then cream now, but there's no chunks.
Speaker 1: I recorded the process so I will play out the
Speaker 1: ingredients in yours Mitchell, you won't hear, but yes, yours
Speaker 1: is first.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'll take my headphones off.
Speaker 1: The audience will know what you are drinking in the
Speaker 1: ingredients you will not, okay. So this is me creating
Speaker 1: Mitchell's cream all right, I'm in the agem kitchen. This
Speaker 1: is Mitchell's ninja creamy. Now, Mitchell's favorite drink is, of
Speaker 1: course rose. So what I have created is a rose
Speaker 1: almost a froze of sorts and ninja creamy. But what
Speaker 1: goes with rose?
Speaker 2: I thought, let's give Mitchell a real picnic experience.
Speaker 1: Blue stilt and vintage aged blue cheese and of course
Speaker 1: quids paste. So word creamy. Let's find it, and I
Speaker 1: have it here before me. So Mitchell, I mean, hands
Speaker 1: out of her ears, Mitchell Adi, I've got you. It's
Speaker 1: all good. I've played it.
Speaker 4: I always dozed off a bit there. Oh God, I
Speaker 4: removed all senses. I blocked my ears, clothes.
Speaker 2: My eyes. I was having a nice little How excited
Speaker 2: you are by will it cream?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: I can't hear anything when my ears that blocked you.
Speaker 1: You've got your spoon and on the table is your
Speaker 1: tub of freezing cold ice cream.
Speaker 2: So, Mitcheller, you said it was fruity.
Speaker 4: First observations of my creamed that's not. I'm currently jiggling
Speaker 4: the containers side to side, and it's definitely like a liquid.
Speaker 1: Well, let me be honest with you. Yours is more
Speaker 1: a it's something you drink with your girlfriends. It's more
Speaker 1: of a I really could put this in a cocktail glass,
Speaker 1: in fact, and you could sip this down. Is it
Speaker 1: just one thing or if you put a few things together,
Speaker 1: it's a few of the things that you love in knife, Okay,
Speaker 1: and I have to guess what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go for it right now, all right.
Speaker 1: And tell me if it will cream.
Speaker 5: I'm really scared.
Speaker 4: Okay, Now it's more sorbet if I dig down the bottom,
Speaker 4: it's melted at the top of there. We go, yum,
Speaker 4: all right, once again, not gonna eat on Mike.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry for yourself. The wokies. Oh it's a
Speaker 1: big mouthful. Oh no, I can smell it from over here,
Speaker 1: can you, Jennally?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's a lot going on there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's complex flavors.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my cream is not that straightforward.
Speaker 1: What the.
Speaker 4: Okay, I know that there's rose in there because drink
Speaker 4: with my girlfriends. Oh god, correct, the rose was the
Speaker 4: before taste. But then there's a whole lot of bullshit
Speaker 4: going on in the middle.
Speaker 1: It's actually quite simple, Mitchell. This is a three ingredient cream.
Speaker 2: So rose. Oh my god, it's not like bekies and cheese,
Speaker 2: isn't well?
Speaker 1: I thought to myself, what goes so well with rose cheese?
Speaker 2: What cheese? Well, of course it's the best Costello blue
Speaker 2: cheese you can buy. You know I hate blue and
Speaker 2: you know that's my least favorite.
Speaker 1: Also, you need a nice sweetness to offset it. So
Speaker 1: I've added a chunk of Maggie V's own Quin's paste.
Speaker 4: I thought I could taste something in there that I like.
Speaker 4: The blue cheese is now just loitering. I'm like, hung,
Speaker 4: why is it so sour?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really not sure.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I put you on it. It's not bad.
Speaker 2: I was going, I'm gonna have a second scoop.
Speaker 1: Off Mike having so much.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna commentate what I can taste queens paste,
Speaker 4: alcohol in general.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's the cheese.
Speaker 1: It gets ya.
Speaker 4: Actually quite nice that they all take turns in the spotlight.
Speaker 4: If they've not mixed together at all, they all just
Speaker 4: go quin they're sharing.
Speaker 1: I'm impressed with the lobules you took.
Speaker 2: Do you do a whole fucking bottle of rose?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What a waste.
Speaker 1: I also had to add a little bit of water
Speaker 1: because I was worried it wouldn't freeze, so it's watered
Speaker 1: down just a touch to have that freeze.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's happened here, but it's really strong,
Speaker 4: Like the alcohol is so strong.
Speaker 2: I'm a bit fucked after two loads of cream. Yeah,
Speaker 2: did you enjoy? Will it? Cream?
Speaker 1: What's the verdict?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Still just I'm not kidding, Like it's just reverberating through
Speaker 4: my body now, Like the cheese just goes steally mate stilly.
Speaker 1: All right, well you process the verdict, Jenna Benson. I'm
Speaker 1: so scared, my dear friend. I love that you've actually
Speaker 1: thought about it, and like, what would they like? Wine
Speaker 1: and cheese in an ice cream? I don't know if
Speaker 1: I would let this one go to market. I said
Speaker 1: to you, Oh could, Jenna, Like, I can't think it.
Speaker 1: I put my hand on heart. They're all ingredients that
Speaker 1: you love, blue cheese, I mean, I guess, but you
Speaker 1: like cheese and that you love a cheese bored.
Speaker 4: If you'd put a gorgeous bree in, there would have
Speaker 4: been a different story. That would have been just will
Speaker 4: it cream? It's already cream. Let's get the idiots involved.
Speaker 4: This is the ingredients in Jenna's cream concox.
Speaker 2: I can listen to this, Yes you can, Okay, block
Speaker 2: your ears dinner, Okay.
Speaker 1: This is Jenna's creamy concoction I have crafted for her.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: As Jenna has lived many lives, I am hearkening this
Speaker 1: back to her days in the medieval European countryside. It
Speaker 1: is mead ale sour dough bread and of course thickened
Speaker 1: Jersey cow cream. Will it creamy?
Speaker 2: Let's find out.
Speaker 5: That sounded like a lot.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just doing a poker faith. I don't want
Speaker 2: to give away anything, Jenner.
Speaker 1: Yours is of course three ingredients as well of affairs
Speaker 1: fair Now yours?
Speaker 2: Is that a rule in the ninja community? No, there's
Speaker 2: no rules in the ninja community. Okay.
Speaker 1: However, Jenna's worked better because Jenna's.
Speaker 2: Looks like something you would bite.
Speaker 1: Circular key Jenners is mostly I means it is definitely
Speaker 1: at ice cream. It's got it's got the cream in it.
Speaker 2: I can say that.
Speaker 1: I'm happy to say that. So, Jenny, here is your
Speaker 1: ninja cream based concoction.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's got a bit more blue cheese. I
Speaker 2: need something to wash it down. Have some water?
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, actually looks like ice cream, Jenna.
Speaker 2: Can I have a look? Can you hold it up
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 1: Well, you hold upside down, Mitchell, Actually ice cream, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: That looks beautiful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm unsure about.
Speaker 1: I promise you nothing off about it. Have a big scoop.
Speaker 1: There you go, you're on camera.
Speaker 2: Do it off, Mike.
Speaker 1: It's tasty. Oh, she's gone words into them.
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 5: That's wine? Is it wine? It's some sort of alcohol.
Speaker 2: Have some more? Can I try it?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait, I'll put it in your mouth. Don't like it?
Speaker 1: You're not a cat.
Speaker 5: Tastes like bread. Tastes like bread? Is it bread?
Speaker 1: Key ingredient?
Speaker 2: I've just had my scoop.
Speaker 1: Key ingredient is sour, though bread.
Speaker 5: I can taste of sour.
Speaker 2: Do stript thing to note that you've not gone for
Speaker 2: a fucking spoonful of either. I've tried them both in
Speaker 2: the kitchen. Yeah, it's the texture of Jennifer one I
Speaker 2: just had.
Speaker 1: I'll try some a.
Speaker 5: Oh I can taste the bread, yeah, I can taste
Speaker 5: all of it.
Speaker 1: Have to taste.
Speaker 2: Imagine that you were going to try and fuck with us.
Speaker 1: Do you know what the other two ingredients?
Speaker 2: Any guesses? Jenner?
Speaker 5: Okay, definitely bread, some form of alcoholic drinks.
Speaker 4: Such as lock one in if it's not wine b
Speaker 4: ws the w sands for wine a spirit.
Speaker 1: I would have started with the bee.
Speaker 5: A beer okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can tasty flavor
Speaker 5: of just now.
Speaker 1: What I've done is hearkening back to your medieval days.
Speaker 1: I've greeted you and I was creamed to remind you
Speaker 1: of your very first childhood. This is a medieval inspired
Speaker 1: sour dough stone baked bread, Jersey cow cream from the
Speaker 1: New South Wales Northern Range, just thickened cream as stick
Speaker 1: as you could get, and then of course meat, which
Speaker 1: is essentially ancient beer. It is a hop brew fermented beer.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's delicious, yours.
Speaker 4: It's hard to compare them. It's like chalk and cheese,
Speaker 4: isn't it? Talking blue chat?
Speaker 1: After taste on that is, I imagine what a fish
Speaker 1: taste when it gets a little balled up piece of
Speaker 1: bread and hooked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the crumbs just keep reappearing in the gaps of
Speaker 2: my tee.
Speaker 1: There's also popular black sesame from the Stone breaks sour.
Speaker 4: At a glance, it looks like passion fruit ice cream.
Speaker 4: A little black ship looks like Habits scoop and it's
Speaker 4: bready as all fun.
Speaker 2: Well, this is it last before I froze it.
Speaker 1: The issue I have with Jenny's Mitchell is that the
Speaker 1: bread absorbed it and the beer bubbled over, so it
Speaker 1: was double the volume.
Speaker 2: And then Mitchell's looked god awful.
Speaker 4: I don't think I want to see the before shot.
Speaker 4: I don't think I want to see it. It's so
Speaker 4: much worse now that don't know what it looks like.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 1: And then get it there your ingredients. My god, Jersey
Speaker 1: cream beer.
Speaker 5: Bread, there's so much bread.
Speaker 1: I really went all out. My Ninja Creamy also was
Speaker 1: struggling with the blue cheese.
Speaker 2: Just do what TikTok says. Apparently it's easily put in
Speaker 2: juress It is, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy your creams?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 4: Enjoys a huge word. It's probably I won't be going
Speaker 4: back for well, I did go back for seconds, didn't
Speaker 4: I won't.
Speaker 2: Be going back for third.
Speaker 5: No, I won't be going back for four.
Speaker 1: What a dreadful waste of rose. Most important, you know what?
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more. And that made that beer Jenna
Speaker 1: apologies deeply fermented.
Speaker 2: That one deeply should go on that note.
Speaker 1: I think maybe let's end the show.
Speaker 2: Still getting bread comes in my mouth or.
Speaker 1: I can smell Jenna sour and it's fucking fowl.
Speaker 2: I think, did you just add a new syllable to fowl?
Speaker 1: Here we go fowl? No, you know, my favorite animal
Speaker 1: has always been an owl.
Speaker 2: Jenna. There's no need to have such a nasty scowl
Speaker 2: on your face.
Speaker 1: Oh god, just remembered I showered this morning and my
Speaker 1: sister had just woken up, and she saw me in
Speaker 1: my towel.
Speaker 2: That sounds normal, tab. Does I have to get rid
Speaker 2: of the rose from the desk?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're better. They need to growl. It's on my
Speaker 2: fucking fingers.
Speaker 5: It's really finger it.
Speaker 2: You've always had this problem.
Speaker 1: I told you your nose in there and smell.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, anyway, let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: That was I think, really nice. But also I don't
Speaker 1: have a belly. I don't have a mouth wash.
Speaker 2: Do you actually hod on?
Speaker 1: No, I've got what you just wait. I was so impatient.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's on my desk.
Speaker 2: The Streen strips. I carry them with me.
Speaker 4: That'll help, Thank you, Hashi idiot one as well, spem
Speaker 4: in what a funk with anyway, that's the best flavor,
Speaker 4: not wrong?
Speaker 1: Why I prefer fair. They're on sale at chemist ware house,
Speaker 1: so you.
Speaker 2: Prefer pepper pepper not pepper on its own.
Speaker 1: Fuck? I always get Coma. Stevens always like got your
Speaker 1: breath always tastes Fresh's because he doesn't know I've got
Speaker 1: these in my pocket. Yeah all right, well hope your podcast.
Speaker 2: I know I thought we were not eating in the podcast.
Speaker 2: That's why I didn't put mine in mine in, But
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do it.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna let it. Oh god, it's burning.
Speaker 2: The river in my mouth is normal, and go bye bye,
Speaker 2: bye bye?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? A podcast by a couple of
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: At welcome to add brief that's secret segment on the end.
Speaker 1: I'm chewing in my own secret seat, but I don't care.
Speaker 4: Oh No, you can't just not do it into the mic.
Speaker 4: See it can be done a non Jennison Mike either. No,
Speaker 4: that was not me, not funny cheery.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's a real phobia.
Speaker 2: Speaking of mental Has anyone been watching Baby Reindeer? Oh
Speaker 2: my god?
Speaker 1: No, And I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I don't know why I bother with you. I
Speaker 2: don't want to watch it, but why But if it
Speaker 2: was you who discovered it, Oh my god, you all
Speaker 2: have to get the follow down? Yeah? And have I
Speaker 2: had this attitude when you talk about a show you what? No,
Speaker 2: I'm just I don't go.
Speaker 1: It's the content. I want you to talk about it.
Speaker 1: I just don't have any interest.
Speaker 2: You'd like it? Really?
Speaker 1: What's the plot line? And because I'm more interested in
Speaker 1: Dasher and Dancer, the Reindeer, Vixen, comet, comet, he's my
Speaker 1: fak y'all slept on comments every Yeah, that was a
Speaker 1: really good whistle from me to comment whistle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, sorry, talk to me about that old lady thing.
Speaker 2: You more the parties you go to tomato sauce, Oh,
Speaker 2: tomato store.
Speaker 4: I can't think of anything that has a tea in it.
Speaker 4: Teas ready teeth ready cut the cake. Here's the knife,
Speaker 4: so you can catch the cake.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 5: I feel like the sentence has to end in ten.
Speaker 1: Can you tell us about baby Randy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just about a stalker and you think that
Speaker 4: she's going to be the most arranged one in the series.
Speaker 4: Don't spoil it, but then yeah, twists and turns every
Speaker 4: step of the way. Why would you care about spoilers?
Speaker 2: You don't want to watch.
Speaker 1: I wage it in a year to make you all
Speaker 1: hear about it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually really good for people like us. And
Speaker 4: when I say people like, well, there's that, but also
Speaker 4: I meant like it's a joke everyone.
Speaker 2: I feel like I do need to.
Speaker 4: Stop down and clarify that. So it's good for people
Speaker 4: with ADHD, whether it be diagnosed or undiagnosed, because they
Speaker 4: absolutely do not fuck about Oh. Like, there's no big
Speaker 4: build up and then there's a hook at the end
Speaker 4: of episode one and you're like, oh, now it's getting
Speaker 4: jes just from the absolute moment you hit play.
Speaker 2: Oh good game on that's just get around.
Speaker 4: Start watching it and if you hate the first episode,
Speaker 4: which is like twenty eight minutes, then that's fine. Or
Speaker 4: even if you tap that halfway through, just the first
Speaker 4: ten minutes is more than an after you get a
Speaker 4: taste of what it's going to be.
Speaker 1: Baby Reindeer TikTok, where I am seeing people be like,
Speaker 1: this is the real Margaretta in real life? These are
Speaker 1: real It's written by Margaret in real life. Martha, Martha
Speaker 1: in real life, Well, she really twittered this. And to
Speaker 1: separate two thousand.
Speaker 2: And three, Well, it's based on a true story. And
Speaker 2: then that guy actually had a stalker. No, isn't it
Speaker 2: his story? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's so believable, and he's a really good actor.
Speaker 2: Have you ever had a storker, Mitchell, not to that
Speaker 2: fucking extent, we've had a stork a full stop? Oh
Speaker 2: sort of?
Speaker 1: Yes, really, mid you don't want to kind of speak
Speaker 1: it into existence exactly because they could be listening to totally.
Speaker 1: I was set that rat poison that one time, that
Speaker 1: note with a huge condomin blood and white powder and
Speaker 1: then threatened to murder me.
Speaker 5: Was weird.
Speaker 1: Then they had like a page of a novel about
Speaker 1: a murder mystery novel, but they highlighted different words in
Speaker 1: the sentence to read I will kill you.
Speaker 5: That's really skey.
Speaker 1: Things.
Speaker 2: I don't think you've told me about that.
Speaker 1: I actually was an open police investigation. They sent it
Speaker 1: to kiss and I opened it and out white powder
Speaker 1: exploded everywhere Shire.
Speaker 2: So we had to get that tested for it to
Speaker 2: be as a new tested it yourself and was a
Speaker 2: good blow my tongue.
Speaker 5: From then on, the receptions has to open all the letters.
Speaker 2: That water a tedious asked job.
Speaker 1: That a bit so they hire people with just no
Speaker 1: sort of value and they because if you dropped.
Speaker 2: It, imagine the paper cuts on her.
Speaker 1: Actually not even for our receptionist in this and kisses
Speaker 1: the most beautiful girl in the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's good. Amy. She gives me a sparkling water
Speaker 2: every week. Look at this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I swear she's spiked it with vodka. Can you
Speaker 4: taste that? That tastes like that is vodka and sparkling water.
Speaker 1: I don't know why she'd spik her.
Speaker 2: No, maybe not her, but someone at that company has
Speaker 2: spiked my bottle because I took a sip and I went,
Speaker 2: fuck me.
Speaker 1: That tastes like a Vodkasa. I don't know it's because
Speaker 1: it's the fancy one, but it never usually tastes like that. Oh,
Speaker 1: she gives me one every week. You won't be with
Speaker 1: this much longer. Dear, you've been poisoned.
Speaker 2: Ah, well, I've had a good run.
Speaker 1: So you've liked Baby Randy. It's a it's a Comb's
Speaker 1: hot pick for the week. It's a new segment week.
Speaker 2: It's worth and watch. Why not?
Speaker 1: What have you been watching?
Speaker 4: It was nice because I've not been excited about a
Speaker 4: new show in a long time. You know, you're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I'm gonna sneak it an episode. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've just been watching old comfort shows.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I started The Three Body Problem. It was fucking awful.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I saw the trailer and it's not on Netflix, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's from the creators of Game of Thrones, and
Speaker 1: it's the three body problem is a problem in physics,
Speaker 1: where in that if you're in a galaxy that has
Speaker 1: three bodies, like centers of mass, like the sun, three sons,
Speaker 1: you know, how like we all but around our son
Speaker 1: there's three sons, everyone will die because there's too much
Speaker 1: gravitational pool. It's like I said, bored.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna say, you lost me.
Speaker 1: But also's aliens in this.
Speaker 2: You also retained that information quite well.
Speaker 5: You're well done.
Speaker 2: It sounded like you knew what you were talking about.
Speaker 2: Perhaps you didn't, but it sounded like it.
Speaker 1: Listening being like, well.
Speaker 2: This sounds fun.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, what are you watching, Jenna? I've watched The
Speaker 1: Three Body Problem, which is watched baby.
Speaker 4: Range's certainly not watching her mouth lately, troubling paradise, watching
Speaker 4: her attitude.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, by watching your food intake, because if you're
Speaker 1: gonna be a new mother, you need to have greens.
Speaker 5: She's eating for two.
Speaker 2: No, I don't care about stop you shame me.
Speaker 1: I mean getting the right nutrients if you let me finish.
Speaker 2: Oh good thing.
Speaker 4: You didn't try my fucking cheese ice and you're not
Speaker 4: supposed to have that sort of cheese when you're up
Speaker 4: to doff.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god she had the beer ice cream. And
Speaker 1: still I'm calling docs.
Speaker 2: The doctor says she could have one?
Speaker 1: Yeah did they? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I'm allowed one.
Speaker 1: Are you allowed to have one like cigarette or smoke
Speaker 1: when pregnant? Well one?
Speaker 4: I mean you really fucking shouldn't be smacking a dirry
Speaker 4: down your face when you're pregnant.
Speaker 2: It's not good, not ideal.
Speaker 1: Are you enjoying the new building because Jenna only just
Speaker 1: moved in I did. I've been here for like, it's
Speaker 1: two months, hasn't it? No?
Speaker 3: Not for me?
Speaker 1: Well, here for a month, and we came here before
Speaker 1: for WSFM and Jonesy and Amanda.
Speaker 4: I feel like a lot of the teething issues have
Speaker 4: overcome and so I'm feeling a bit more comfort here.
Speaker 4: And today literally was the first time that I wasn't
Speaker 4: in such a state of stress that I was able
Speaker 4: to look out the window and.
Speaker 2: Go, God, that's a gorgeous view of Sydney.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Usually I'm so much in it tears that I can't appreciate.
Speaker 1: That I had such a nice little moment from my show.
Speaker 1: Because the night show, my night radio show, is now
Speaker 1: in Brisbane. They broadcasted to Brisbane now and at a
Speaker 1: call the other night, he won something and he's like,
Speaker 1: Canoldreal show, Welcome to Brisbane.
Speaker 2: I really enjoy hearing you.
Speaker 1: I didn't know who you were, but I've really enjoyed
Speaker 1: your program.
Speaker 5: And isn't that nice?
Speaker 2: That's like those little things.
Speaker 4: Does he think that you live in Brisbane? I think
Speaker 4: when he said welcome to Brisbane, he thinks he've moved there.
Speaker 1: I think I'm a local programmer.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you should be like, next time you're driving
Speaker 2: past kids fan Brisbane, wave, I'll wave back.
Speaker 1: No, I think they've demolished that building. Well then, how
Speaker 1: the fuck are you on air Vira satellite? Like the
Speaker 1: Park's dish, put the boot put the man on the
Speaker 1: moon in nineteen sixty nine.
Speaker 4: They didn't put the man on the moon. They were
Speaker 4: able to beam the image of globally.
Speaker 1: Your words were buzz Aldron slept at Parks the night
Speaker 1: before I went to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was my word.
Speaker 1: You said it so eloquently. Yeah, a lot going on
Speaker 1: in Parks.
Speaker 2: That's where you're wrong. They've got a dish.
Speaker 1: A lot of the development on those roads, they're new
Speaker 1: roads to the Central West. They're all done up.
Speaker 4: Remember how I was saying that I hate getting stopped
Speaker 4: at red lights. What's worse is the amount of fucking
Speaker 4: road works between Sydney and bogen Gate. Ah, every five
Speaker 4: minutes there's some lollipops slut in high viers.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, go away, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Do you have ways?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. I use ways for the hidden cops
Speaker 1: and the roadworks and the fog fog warning.
Speaker 5: Yeah again, that's not.
Speaker 4: Really concerned of mine, Remember illegally, Remember when you said
Speaker 4: that you lie and put in a wave just to
Speaker 4: calm down traffic, I'll say, cop up ahead, and there's not.
Speaker 1: But it slows people down. I've saved lives unknowingly, So.
Speaker 2: You slow everyone else downd, but you don't slow yourself down.
Speaker 1: Gives me the chance to get in front of them.
Speaker 1: In fact, I'd take it as an opportunity. That's true.
Speaker 2: Fuck, what can you do? Oh that was a great
Speaker 2: two episodes. Why don't we take a week off? We
Speaker 2: are going to have to take some time off.
Speaker 1: Actually you're in Bali.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll just do our usual. We haven't even discussed.
Speaker 4: We would just have to do our usual mid year
Speaker 4: break because June I'm pretty much out. We'll obviously be
Speaker 4: here for Jenne's birthday it's my birthday, but then I'll
Speaker 4: be doing comedy.
Speaker 2: Shows and holidays and whatever. You when are you in Bali?
Speaker 2: What dates thirteenth on Woods for a week? I think
Speaker 2: more than that?
Speaker 1: Oh really, well the twentieth I go to America for
Speaker 1: two weeks, so we're also the Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that'll work out well if we take the
Speaker 2: break then, so perfect and on the fourth.
Speaker 1: It's America, Jenna, Please, we're talking.
Speaker 4: We know that, don't worry. I've fucking what do you
Speaker 4: call it? What do you do when you a page
Speaker 4: and the book marked? I was gonna say earmarked?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing? That's the thing as well?
Speaker 1: That's what they do on sharks and dogs.
Speaker 2: Thought, that's something we do to sheep. Yeah, mark the lands.
Speaker 1: I think anything with the new that can be marked.
Speaker 1: I'm going to America for two weeks.
Speaker 4: Imagine instead of asking someone have you ever had your
Speaker 4: ears peers, you say have you been marked?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 2: You're going to America in and out of la Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually don't even know the fucking dates. I truly,
Speaker 1: we just booked on a whim who's weet survey dates.
Speaker 1: I'm going with me, my sister Rachel, and my high
Speaker 1: school best friend Kristine.
Speaker 2: Oh the Lezzi the Lezzie year, the one that didn't
Speaker 2: join us at money freshly out.
Speaker 1: No, she was her first Martigra and she just didn't
Speaker 1: next year hopefully or the year after. Isn't that brothel
Speaker 1: stuff really interesting? She was a very cool, calm, collected
Speaker 1: I just I would.
Speaker 4: Love to know why that's not a thing, because obviously,
Speaker 4: old men like Russell can get their knob wet as
Speaker 4: they please, but women apparently can't.
Speaker 2: Run the what what do? What do they do? I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's nothing.
Speaker 1: I never thought about same, and I'm glad they shed
Speaker 1: light onto it.
Speaker 5: But she also responded to you as if you were
Speaker 5: stupid asking about male.
Speaker 1: I think she was like, be ridiculous, stupid. She also
Speaker 1: said it as if she had already mentioned it to us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like, well, no, I've just said it, we haven't.
Speaker 2: There was a lot of beating around the bush there
Speaker 2: from her totally. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I could hear the beating in the bush behind it.
Speaker 2: I'll stop it. If we can't eat, then we can't
Speaker 2: squelch on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Isn't it just the sounds of chewing?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 1: Isn't it just the sounds of chewing, just.
Speaker 2: Like any slurping that sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: I've just googled different kinds of phobias.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Aquaphobia is the phobia off go game? You too?
Speaker 2: It sounds like it should be water, but at different.
Speaker 1: Correct Acroophobia is a fear of water. The word aqua
Speaker 1: is a Latin for water, and ferbos is Greek for fear.
Speaker 2: Oh I thought that was a trick question.
Speaker 5: Yeah, me too, was the water.
Speaker 1: What about this?
Speaker 2: Well, this is hard dentophobia.
Speaker 5: Dentists correct, this is not hard at all.
Speaker 2: I hate this game.
Speaker 1: Anthrophobia, phobia, anthrophobia, so stop it. Anthropophobia people correct. Jenna, Wow,
Speaker 1: you're a genius. You're beating Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Could you survive with a phobia of humans all this?
Speaker 2: You're not going to get this.
Speaker 1: Top trophobia, top trophobia, catastrophe? No, someone, Jenna, do you
Speaker 1: want to try on?
Speaker 5: I have no idea.
Speaker 1: An irrational fear of mirrors?
Speaker 2: Oh, well, that doesn't give it away in the answer, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Social phobia that self?
Speaker 2: It'splanatory? What is it, Gord, social interaction that whatever?
Speaker 1: Someone scared of bread?
Speaker 2: Fuck? Shut up?
Speaker 1: It's social phobia. And the last one, Jesus lucky aphobia.
Speaker 2: It's a phobia of pipe cleaners.
Speaker 1: Though, phobia having pregnancy, which Jenna, Mitch and I've diagnosed
Speaker 1: you with.
Speaker 2: She's got that phobia? Well she clearly isn't that scared.
Speaker 5: I'm embracing it, boring.
Speaker 1: A phobias what I've got, not what I've got, sorry,
Speaker 1: what I'm into it.
Speaker 2: Anyway? We're done here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm ready. Thanks for listening. Guys.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast made you feel at least better today.
Speaker 3: That's all.
Speaker 2: It is, too thin, so we do catch you on
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