Speaker 1: Post black couple of mitches, brace yourself for the rude
Speaker 1: shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Did you know this an apple has the same caffeine
Speaker 2: as a full one shot coffee? Bullshit?
Speaker 3: He's serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going a good guy. Now, what is it
Speaker 2: that says there is no caffeine in our house? Nourie
Speaker 2: and Mitchell coos?
Speaker 3: Are you you idiots?
Speaker 2: You fool? I know, I still can't believe I did that.
Speaker 3: There was so much confidence in saying, did you know
Speaker 3: this an apple has the same caffeine as a full
Speaker 3: one shot coffee? Have you had the measurements to go
Speaker 3: with this claim?
Speaker 2: I'm blaming Maggie Bee. That bitch lied to me. I
Speaker 2: was watching her Vermooth some bullshit and then Verjuice whatever
Speaker 2: that brand that she's flogging that tastes like.
Speaker 3: Shit, but no idea what you're talking about it?
Speaker 2: And she said that an apple has the same caffeine
Speaker 2: as a coffee. She said it, I reckon.
Speaker 3: She would have said something like, oh, an apple gives
Speaker 3: you so much energy sometimes I feel like all I
Speaker 3: need is an apple instead of a morning coffee. She
Speaker 3: would have said something anecdotal like that on my boundary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Imagine me if I like telling people
Speaker 2: at the club, like, just have some apple. It's the
Speaker 2: same as doing a line of coke. It's just like
Speaker 2: I have a grandy smith and you'll be just off
Speaker 2: your jobs. Now we'll welcome everyone. Hello, do you guys
Speaker 2: want the good news? I got a house?
Speaker 3: Oh finally. Now the big question is there understairs storage?
Speaker 2: There's not one, but there is two understinished storage cupboards. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'll show you a photo.
Speaker 3: And there are two staircases.
Speaker 2: There's two staircases, Yes, there is.
Speaker 3: Actually there's what sort of place you moved into?
Speaker 2: It's a it's it's a house. It's just we are
Speaker 2: in a house. It's not an apartment. It's a home
Speaker 2: with a backyard.
Speaker 3: In an apartment, no, I never. Never, I feel like
Speaker 3: you've been robbed of a milestone.
Speaker 2: I know. If I actually was talking to Jenna about
Speaker 2: their price keeper, Jenna, who's he are? I was saying
Speaker 2: that I've never lived in an apartment. It feels snobby.
Speaker 2: But no, we just started in a house, and the
Speaker 2: mean we love it so much.
Speaker 3: I was thinking about it the other day. There are
Speaker 3: luxuries that come with living in a house, though, Like
Speaker 3: if you're getting the paper delivered, you just have to
Speaker 3: walk out the front door. Yeah, so many hoops to
Speaker 3: jump through. And I'm quite lazy in my apartment. If
Speaker 3: they put it down in the lobby, you fucked. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't want to read the paper that much.
Speaker 2: We also have your own letterbox, which is nice, like
Speaker 2: right out in the front of your house, but traditional.
Speaker 3: But then you're kind of prone to pranks.
Speaker 2: Who's going to prank there?
Speaker 3: I know people that have, like, you know, the pouches
Speaker 3: of cat food you can get, Yeah, not in the can,
Speaker 3: the pound. They were just kind of empty that into
Speaker 3: people's mailboxes, just through that slot. So when they grab
Speaker 3: their mail, let us get a hand of cat food,
Speaker 3: which is horrible. People like that are out there waste.
Speaker 3: I'm not indoorsing the fish. I just know about it.
Speaker 2: So I've got a house. It's lovely. We move next week.
Speaker 3: Next week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so by the time, yeah, we literally have five
Speaker 2: days to move.
Speaker 3: I'm tired for you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's so exhausting.
Speaker 3: Usually after well pride slashed Marti Gras, you're not going
Speaker 3: to be in the mood to package.
Speaker 2: Reuly Hayden's at it again, though. We went today to
Speaker 2: measure the house up for furniture, and we have to
Speaker 2: buy a fridge because the fridge is with our old
Speaker 2: place stays. And he said, oh, babe, coming, we need
Speaker 2: to measure the hobs. Why do we need to measure
Speaker 2: the hob?
Speaker 3: What's the hob?
Speaker 2: Gas?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 2: Maybe the house things because we need to make sure
Speaker 2: our pots and pants fit.
Speaker 3: Like his brain works, the hobs though.
Speaker 2: The gas like the burners, the gas burners. Why do
Speaker 2: you need to.
Speaker 5: Check if you've pots and pants fit?
Speaker 2: Because it's a lot it's long instead of wide.
Speaker 3: So he might have a point because my bloody fry
Speaker 3: pan always slides off my hobs.
Speaker 2: Oh really yes, And.
Speaker 3: I'd never ever thought about why I hadn't measured the hobs.
Speaker 2: Let's measure the bench. He just wants to measure odd things.
Speaker 3: And you say, all right, I'll leave you to it.
Speaker 2: No, it's such a team thing because one has to
Speaker 2: hold the flat and one has to bend it into
Speaker 2: the corner.
Speaker 3: Does it use an actual take measure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have an actual time because yeah.
Speaker 3: The iPhone one is always a little bit off.
Speaker 2: Oh it's so off, it's terrific.
Speaker 3: It's a good indicator, but no, you can't be trusting
Speaker 3: the measurements on the iPhone app.
Speaker 2: No, And you can take a little photos too, which
Speaker 2: is good. You get the measures and you take the photo.
Speaker 2: That's a good little hack. But yet it's always off
Speaker 2: by a couple of centimeters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. Any wheeler meters is where you run
Speaker 3: into travel.
Speaker 2: Oh god. Yeah. I was in inches and hey, it's like,
Speaker 2: how tall is this spottom?
Speaker 6: Up?
Speaker 2: Four inches? He's like, why the funk We're measuring in inches? Yeah,
Speaker 2: just see a number, and I say it hopefully honest.
Speaker 2: So we move. He wants to have a house party
Speaker 2: because we move in the week of his birthday.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that might be a bit too soon. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of pressure to unpack and make the place
Speaker 3: look picturesque that way. Oh yeah, that's It took me
Speaker 3: like a couple of months before I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: my house is ready for release. Oh yeah, people are
Speaker 3: allowed to come over. It was a slow build. I'm like,
Speaker 3: you had to get the couch, all the artwork and stuff.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to bit by bit and then I
Speaker 3: was like, all right, it's ready for the big reveal.
Speaker 2: Well, we won't be ready. Also, he had an idea
Speaker 2: that once we empty the house out, because we have
Speaker 2: an overlap where the old house is still available.
Speaker 3: For about five days and it's with Handy over.
Speaker 2: His birthday weekend. So he thought, why don't we move
Speaker 2: everything have a full empty house. We have the end
Speaker 2: of lease clean on the Monday, so we just throw
Speaker 2: a rager in an empty house.
Speaker 3: I've done that before. It was a house calling instead
Speaker 3: of a house warming. Ye, it's the old place when
Speaker 3: it was empty. My friends come over with picnic blankets
Speaker 3: and skis and milk rates and everything. It was quite
Speaker 3: a vibe.
Speaker 5: Actually love that.
Speaker 2: Maybe we do that.
Speaker 3: We played like spin the bottle and shit. It was
Speaker 3: quite a co oh.
Speaker 2: Because there's so much room for bottles to spin. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do spin the bottle in every room the house.
Speaker 2: That's a really good idea. What if someone needs to
Speaker 2: ship though, is a toilet paper?
Speaker 3: I'll bring the toilet paper. Okay, thank you, Assuming I'm
Speaker 3: invited to this house.
Speaker 2: Of course, you both invited you both.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 5: Actually it'll be very busy. I like those things.
Speaker 2: We'll welcome everyone to the show if you're the first
Speaker 2: time listening to IGYM. Every week we start the show
Speaker 2: the same way, something we've noticed, something we hate or
Speaker 2: appreciate that the years, it just means we have one each. Yes,
Speaker 2: Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's. Jenna doesn't
Speaker 2: know what date is. Now later in the show we
Speaker 2: open it up to you and you get an is
Speaker 2: it just you of your own? Also in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three season five, we have a text ligne that you
Speaker 2: can reach out to.
Speaker 3: We do the number is I have to find it? Actually,
Speaker 3: sorry to you over one two seven one two o
Speaker 3: nine two. Yea, because that's a difference. Sound of how
Speaker 3: last week?
Speaker 2: No, it's not. Yeah, say the number again.
Speaker 3: Over one two seven one two o nine two. Very good,
Speaker 3: that's the right one.
Speaker 2: Wow, Oh my god? Is that the ring tone must
Speaker 2: be off? Siri off.
Speaker 3: Also, later we're going to be hearing about your first
Speaker 3: fights in relationship. Yes, and I've got to tell you
Speaker 3: something that happened while I was at home over Christmas
Speaker 3: in bogen Gate like out in the country that it's
Speaker 3: just devastated me. Oh was it the drought of the
Speaker 3: ruined my childhood? Not drought, it's flooding, babe, Yo, Sorry,
Speaker 3: Stroud is not the problem.
Speaker 2: I was trying to be serious that I got it wrong?
Speaker 2: Why do I even try? It's not about the flood? Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, good? Should we jump in? I jump in
Speaker 2: with mine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go for it does go first?
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Does Celebrity chefs need to stop
Speaker 2: being so possessive over their meals?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Who all of them? They all refer to their meals
Speaker 2: as mine. They'll go here is the recipe for my befogging?
Speaker 2: You on, I might babe, you didn't invent that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder how much their recipes actually vary from others.
Speaker 2: Ain't yours? No, here's my spag ball? Oh what you're adding, Kerman?
Speaker 2: Is that what makes it yours? Like? We don't often
Speaker 2: say that things are ours in the real world. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't be haten my ship in the toilet steaks, That's
Speaker 2: what's that smell? That's my ship?
Speaker 3: I think you would. Wouldn't you a distance yourself and
Speaker 3: be like, oh that ship in the toilet?
Speaker 2: Why so tired? Oh that's my diabetes, I say my.
Speaker 3: I'll be like, oh that's me bloody adhd. That's true.
Speaker 3: I'll say, Oh, my depression, that is yours.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You've created that in your head,
Speaker 2: not made it up. I mean, it's in your body. Sorry,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm not an ADHD denier. It's real. It's
Speaker 2: very ad. That was a hard word, very well said.
Speaker 2: I just think it's so obnoxious, my mussaka.
Speaker 3: If they're actually invented it from scratch, sure, but you know,
Speaker 3: I do see some chefs being like, yes, my blueberreath movie,
Speaker 3: Like you fucking found that on New Idea. Yes you
Speaker 3: got that in the Carl's magazine.
Speaker 2: You went to Taste dot com dot au and you've
Speaker 2: ripped it right off.
Speaker 5: But like people like Nigella her chocolate cake.
Speaker 3: I do believe that hers are unique to her.
Speaker 5: No, but like her simple ones like the chocolate cake,
Speaker 5: or like she adds like my delicate.
Speaker 2: Chocol Yeah, there's nothing different about it.
Speaker 5: It is a classic chocolate.
Speaker 2: Cake, just because she mixes it with her tits.
Speaker 3: No, they're quite complex. One of my friends is a
Speaker 3: big Nigella fangirl, and if he's making a Nigella chocolate cake,
Speaker 3: it will take hours. Really, like I think if they're
Speaker 3: more nuanced than complex than normal chocolate cakes, you know.
Speaker 2: Okay, well then I see I can get around that
Speaker 2: with Nigella that can be hers. Yeah, I had growing up.
Speaker 2: My friend Niko Kuriakos might even listened to this show.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how Nikko his mum would always invite
Speaker 2: us over for her veggimite toast.
Speaker 3: Don't get me started.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. Go you need to try my veggimite toast,
Speaker 2: and it was actually different. I think you put a
Speaker 2: lot of butter on fresh bread.
Speaker 3: I do have an update on the near argument with
Speaker 3: Sean about by the way.
Speaker 2: Yes, because last week you were saying that you had
Speaker 2: the first argument and it was over Vietnam.
Speaker 3: No no, I said last week, We've never had an argument.
Speaker 3: The closest I've come is when the only spread he
Speaker 3: had available for toast was veggiemite, and I said, I
Speaker 3: didn't like vegiemites, so I forget about it. I didn't
Speaker 3: make a big deal. So he heard that on the
Speaker 3: podcast and for some reason saw that as an invitation
Speaker 3: to poke the bear. But he put it up again.
Speaker 3: He was like, oh, well, why did you let me
Speaker 3: try making veggimite my way? I was like, what's so
Speaker 3: special about your way? And like you've just said, it's
Speaker 3: obviously not his way because he puts fuck loads of
Speaker 3: butter and in the tiny bit of vegimite, And I
Speaker 3: was like, you could give me a Bee's puba amount
Speaker 3: of veggimite and I'd still think that it's vile. I'm
Speaker 3: not interested in being converted. My life is fine without it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and he goes, okay, fine, I'll get peanut butter. Do
Speaker 3: you like crunchy or smooth? And I said smooth please,
Speaker 3: and he says, all right, I'll get crunchy.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, why did he do that?
Speaker 3: He was just stirring the pot. I don't want to
Speaker 3: knock this bitch out, but I feel like he's asking
Speaker 3: me to.
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to now he's basically asking
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so it's still can cast.
Speaker 2: So yes, right now we won't be listening to this
Speaker 2: episodepacitated interesting. So he's just like these celebrity chefs, do my.
Speaker 3: Vegimi on toe? Someone's like, keep it, it's fine, you
Speaker 3: don't want it. No, Like he's the first person to
Speaker 3: think of that. Heaps of butter and it's a little
Speaker 3: bit of vegimie.
Speaker 2: I'm throwing him in the same basket. There's the dumb
Speaker 2: celebrity chef. Sorry, Sean.
Speaker 3: I was like, why don't you just let me make
Speaker 3: you my coffee with rat poison? And if you don't
Speaker 3: like it, then all right, you win rat poisons not
Speaker 3: for you.
Speaker 2: At least that's unique. I don't think anyone would have
Speaker 2: made that in the past. Maybe Ivan Malad, maybe Ivan
Speaker 2: and then you just those two people in the world.
Speaker 2: All right, should we do your regim? Yep?
Speaker 3: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Is driving with long hair the biggest bitch? Because I
Speaker 3: had like a gorgeous updo on my way here. I
Speaker 3: did it before I left the house, and then I
Speaker 3: sat in the driver's seat and oh it was pressing
Speaker 3: up against the bloody head rest, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh fuck, now have to take it out.
Speaker 2: I've never experienced that I have.
Speaker 3: And then I have a sore neck because I've got
Speaker 3: the wrong posta trying to preserve my updo. It's just painful,
Speaker 3: and I always forget before I leave the house. I'll
Speaker 3: have this beautiful hairdoo, sit in the car and go, ah, ship,
Speaker 3: that's right, that bloody head rest enough. You know you
Speaker 3: can't relate to this Jenney, Oh, Janna can't driven fuck me.
Speaker 3: No one in this room is gonna be able to
Speaker 3: back me up on this. It's quite annoying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, so it's just you.
Speaker 3: It is just Marom. Sorry to have wasted your time.
Speaker 3: Forget it.
Speaker 5: You have ye a bit of a waiste.
Speaker 2: That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is
Speaker 2: it just you? All right? We've done ours time for yours?
Speaker 2: And is it just you? If you're on something that
Speaker 2: you that was Draculay, wasn't it? Yeah, big cam. Oh
Speaker 2: she's already here. Justine has sent us a message. Justine,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hi, Hi yi, Oh my goodness. I'm so good. How
Speaker 8: are you good?
Speaker 3: You've got a chirpy voice. You've given me a in
Speaker 3: my step just by listening to you.
Speaker 8: Oh mate, I'm at home with baby all day. It's
Speaker 8: just nice to get some mouth eye contact.
Speaker 2: Where are you from, quickly, Justine? What state? What city?
Speaker 8: Victoria? In Bannock boom?
Speaker 3: Where gel have you been to?
Speaker 5: Sovereign hill?
Speaker 8: Shit? Hang on, choking child, Yes I have.
Speaker 3: We're just going to hear a bashing its back.
Speaker 2: Do you want to say that? Yeah? I love some right,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 8: He's fine, Yes, I've been to sovereign hi lovely.
Speaker 2: All right, well you've got a child to give a
Speaker 2: resuscitation methods too, So we're going to throw to Bradley
Speaker 2: then hit us with your region. Okay?
Speaker 8: Easy?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 8: The charity people who stand in the shopping centers at
Speaker 8: triggers for anxiety and guilt? Also, would it not be
Speaker 8: beneficial to have a coin draft for people to donate,
Speaker 8: because something's better than nothing.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what's worse though, Justine, They've adapted. They've
Speaker 3: got the little square things now, so I can't be like,
Speaker 3: oh so I've got no cash on me, I've got
Speaker 3: no coin. Who carries shrapnel?
Speaker 8: These days, we don't even.
Speaker 3: Get that, Justine, Shut your baby up, flute.
Speaker 2: You know they're agreeing with this, They're going, yeah, I
Speaker 2: completely agree with you. They don't come to me. They
Speaker 2: used to. I don't know what's changed in my demeanor,
Speaker 2: but they used to think, oh, here's a sucker that
Speaker 2: would give money.
Speaker 3: Really, but I have been far more approachable than me.
Speaker 3: My face just says stay away from me, and they
Speaker 3: still approach me.
Speaker 2: It does scream fuck off your eyes. I get the moisturizers,
Speaker 2: the moisturize of people a lot of the time, and
Speaker 2: it's a waste because they put it on my hands.
Speaker 2: I'm so sweaty as it is, it just slips right
Speaker 2: off onto the floor of Westfield.
Speaker 5: I keep getting the Hello Fresh people.
Speaker 2: I've had them. What do they do?
Speaker 5: They will they stop you?
Speaker 3: They force flies into your hair? Yeah, they're like a central.
Speaker 5: And I'm like yes, and they're like, let's bark for
Speaker 5: your free meal.
Speaker 2: Well grow up.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure we've spoken about this before, but I
Speaker 3: really want to send Jenna down to the Central Station
Speaker 3: tunnel with a bunch of Is it just me q arco?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Get her to force our fucking podcast. So do you
Speaker 3: give to charity justcine or are you like me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 8: I actually do. I give to world Life Wildlife Fund.
Speaker 8: But that's it, and you do.
Speaker 3: That in your own way. You don't do that in
Speaker 3: the shopping center.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 8: The one then here I got fatin hook line and
Speaker 8: sinker to the Guide Dogs when I was like eight
Speaker 8: months pregnant. Yeah, and then the one on Tuesday was
Speaker 8: Victor ching the heart surgeon or something. And here we go,
Speaker 8: So he's asking me if I'd missed a dollar at
Speaker 8: the end of the day, I'm like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably, yeah, probably because it adds that. I
Speaker 3: remember once I got approached by some charity person. It
Speaker 3: might have even been for the Guide Dogs, and I thought,
Speaker 3: I'm feeling giving. I'm going to actually hear them out.
Speaker 3: But it wasn't a one off donation. It was like
Speaker 3: a description where you have to pay.
Speaker 8: I can't do the one off.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The ones that approached you, they want you to pay
Speaker 3: like four bucks a month or twenty bucks a month
Speaker 3: or something, and I was like, oh, I was just
Speaker 3: going to give you this fifty but whatever.
Speaker 2: Guys, inflations hit the world hard. You can't be doing
Speaker 2: that anymore. These charities, I'm sure they're listening.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 2: I went to a church the other day for a
Speaker 2: wedding and they were asking for donations. Sorry to hear
Speaker 2: that after. Yeah, it was truly horrific. After the wedding,
Speaker 2: and they had a pay pass like a square.
Speaker 3: Read really, I told you everyone's adapting.
Speaker 2: The Catholic church had a QR, a cube tag whatever
Speaker 2: they're called for you to tap your phone and donate money,
Speaker 2: and there wasn't it. You didn't choose how much. It
Speaker 2: was a three to five or fifteen dollars option on
Speaker 2: the touch. Yeah, horrific.
Speaker 3: Everybody used to pass around the collection plate at church,
Speaker 3: so they passed the bowl around pew by peu and
Speaker 3: you chuck some coins in, Mom and dad to give
Speaker 3: me and my brother and sister a two dollar coinage
Speaker 3: to put something in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine that.
Speaker 3: I can't picture them having bloody payWave in there. They've
Speaker 3: got a oh you don't have air con of the church,
Speaker 3: but they've got paywaite. Now.
Speaker 2: They they don't even want me to married, but they like,
Speaker 2: we'll take you. I you know what they need to do,
Speaker 2: they need to make them fun again. Remember those donations.
Speaker 2: It was back when we were kids. It was bang
Speaker 2: on probably like two thousand and five, two thousand and six.
Speaker 2: They were like this big yellow bucket and you'd put
Speaker 2: a dollar corner, a ten cent corner of five, any
Speaker 2: coin around and for about forty seconds, and then it
Speaker 2: would get right to the end. It would fall in
Speaker 2: the middle where all the other money was. No.
Speaker 3: But just when you thought it was going to drop
Speaker 3: it and linger down there.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, it was made us gay, go us
Speaker 2: into rimming, which thought that seems fun.
Speaker 3: I hope we don't speak at just seeing your baby?
Speaker 3: Are be able to hear this?
Speaker 8: Filthy?
Speaker 3: Oh god?
Speaker 2: Watch a hot seat?
Speaker 8: Oh no, the yell? Super simple songs? Have you heard
Speaker 8: it before?
Speaker 3: But?
Speaker 8: Oh mind getting out? What YouTube? Super simple songs?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is that like the YouTube channel super simple Songs?
Speaker 2: Let me get it up. So is it popular?
Speaker 8: I feel like it is. It's got quite a lot
Speaker 8: of views. And they have like a live stream where
Speaker 8: they just play song after song after song.
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds nice.
Speaker 2: Super simple songs.
Speaker 3: Are you watching the live one? Now we'll tune in,
Speaker 3: we'll watch together.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, super simple songs. Sixty two million views.
Speaker 3: Well, Justine, just come here for an escape from this ship,
Speaker 3: and now we're playing the same music.
Speaker 8: Wonderful.
Speaker 3: These are my long This is my nose, my ears,
Speaker 3: pretty simple. Actually, he's my mouse this and the other one.
Speaker 2: These are my cheek, just bending over. This is my
Speaker 2: well that seems my nummy.
Speaker 8: Along with me.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so good, just Justine, there's some Stockholm syndrome
Speaker 3: going on here. You hate them? You know all the words?
Speaker 2: I agree? Thank you, Justine.
Speaker 3: If your kid young enough that you can still swear
Speaker 3: in front of him a month isn't that a beautiful
Speaker 3: time when you don't have to adapt your way of life? Really,
Speaker 3: it's so good.
Speaker 8: But you know he'll get to that age and it'll
Speaker 8: be like, God, damn it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's his name?
Speaker 8: Ashton?
Speaker 3: So you can be like Ashton, your fuck fate and
Speaker 3: he won't even know. He won't even know.
Speaker 8: My husband calls him a little shit.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's funny when a woman does it. Justine, thank
Speaker 2: you for coming on the show. If you've got an
Speaker 2: is it just you? No worries of your own?
Speaker 3: Don't forget though, don't forget to stalk Price keeper Jenna
Speaker 3: at a couple of miches on Instagram. It'll send you
Speaker 3: something cute.
Speaker 2: Correct, and you can text us as well. If you've
Speaker 2: got an is is it just you? Of your own? On? O? God?
Speaker 3: Why do you spring this on me?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: For one two seven one two o nine two. I
Speaker 3: quite like my phone number.
Speaker 2: Call Jim hot and I don't call sorry, Oh fucking
Speaker 2: don't cause.
Speaker 3: Well, I had a shocking Christmas.
Speaker 2: Don't say that. Why what happened?
Speaker 3: Well, when I went back to my childhood home, something
Speaker 3: happened that just made me feel like someone had grabbed
Speaker 3: my heart ripped it out of my tits and hurled
Speaker 3: it against the wall. Splat. Oh, I was devastated.
Speaker 2: What happened? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't even know if this will make sense
Speaker 3: to you because you're a city boy. Any city people
Speaker 3: listening might not understand this either. But all the TV
Speaker 3: stations in the country have different names.
Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't know that yet.
Speaker 3: So like Channel seven is called Prime, Channel nine is
Speaker 3: called Win, and so on and so on and so.
Speaker 3: Back at home, when you watch Channel seven or Prime,
Speaker 3: they had their mascot which was Prime Possum.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, I don't know who that is, but I'm
Speaker 2: sure they were lovely.
Speaker 3: Well at seven thirty every night after Home and Away,
Speaker 3: Prime Possum would pop up on screen and say it's
Speaker 3: time to go to bed. It was like a cute
Speaker 3: little thing away to encourage kids to go to bed early.
Speaker 3: Got any young kids. If they're sitting there watching TV
Speaker 3: and they're going Pharaoh, it's like, now Possum told you
Speaker 3: to go to bed.
Speaker 2: Also, I'm sure there was probably adult content then following,
Speaker 2: and this was a nice distinction as well, to say
Speaker 2: adult stuff.
Speaker 3: It's a bit early, don't you reckon it?
Speaker 6: Is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe an NCIS can be a bit confronting at
Speaker 2: seven thirty.
Speaker 3: Oh, and that's usually eight thirty, but in summer, the
Speaker 3: sun's still up.
Speaker 2: I actually, yeh.
Speaker 3: I did figure that you'd never heard Prime possum in
Speaker 3: your life. So this is what would come up on
Speaker 3: the TV at seven thirty every night. It's the end
Speaker 3: of another big day. We've all had fun, and now
Speaker 3: it's time for Possum and all his pals to go
Speaker 3: to bed. Good night Possum, Good night boys and girls.
Speaker 2: Sweet dreams that it's actually quite nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's cute. That wasn't the possum The possum's nonverbal Yes,
Speaker 3: that was side bitch.
Speaker 2: Yes. Well, I mean he's also nocturnal, so I doubt
Speaker 2: that you're going to bed at seven thirty. Look, we're
Speaker 2: not going to get scientific about it all, are we.
Speaker 3: And so anyway, it was called Prime for a long time,
Speaker 3: and then it was like twenty eleven or something that
Speaker 3: they became Prime seven. So they were kind of, you know,
Speaker 3: acknowledging the fact that we're part of channels, but we'll
Speaker 3: keep our name Prime seven with a hybrid.
Speaker 2: Where is this going? I'm so interested to see how
Speaker 2: this made you distraught?
Speaker 3: Well, when I went home over Christmas, I looked up
Speaker 3: at the TV at the pub. Actually, yeah, looked up
Speaker 3: at the TV and they had the local news on.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, that's Dan, our local news guy. Why
Speaker 3: is there a seven news logo? They've changed the channel
Speaker 3: name to just Channel seven, so there's no Prime, no
Speaker 3: mention of Prime. Is it channel seven Orange or whatever?
Speaker 2: Oh no, which means well, there's no.
Speaker 3: Fucking alliteration with seven possum? Is there?
Speaker 2: Also, they've euthanized the prime possum.
Speaker 3: Well I don't know that for a fact, but I
Speaker 3: can only assume because even Prime seven possum had no ring.
Speaker 2: To it Prime seven possum, but.
Speaker 3: Seven possum certainly has the ring to it. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: surely they're not going to get rid of the possum.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure they have to, wouldn't they.
Speaker 2: Well, they could do seven possums. Oh that's much, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That's not scare the kids. They couldn't do seven possums.
Speaker 3: But that's also not their property, like prime possum is
Speaker 3: primes and so Channel seven brought them out.
Speaker 2: Oh good core.
Speaker 3: So I don't know what's happening to Prime possum? But
Speaker 3: I feel we need to investigate.
Speaker 2: Oh, they could get market.
Speaker 3: We're going for Tracy Grims. Sorry, no, we're going full
Speaker 3: Alice and langdon on this shit?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? Who want us to call channel so?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 3: I do? You might have to google their number. I
Speaker 3: think their headquarters is in Canberra. I was just even saying,
Speaker 3: call Channel seven sounds wrong. I want you to call
Speaker 3: bloody Prime.
Speaker 2: No, I know, but it's gone. It's no longer around,
Speaker 2: so you don't know that. Okay, So I.
Speaker 3: Obviously wasn't watching at seven thirty. I didn't keep an
Speaker 3: eye out for the possum, but I was just like,
Speaker 3: too much change. Like I go home for the nostalgia,
Speaker 3: and the beauty of going home is that nothing's changed.
Speaker 2: Does your sister get the where she lives? Does she
Speaker 2: get Prime? Or is she on Channel seven?
Speaker 3: No one gets Prime now nationwide it's going gone.
Speaker 2: Fuck. I thought you meant just that local market that's.
Speaker 3: Where there is no more Prime. Wow? Seven?
Speaker 2: Is win still a thing with Channel nine? You're kidding
Speaker 2: to the network a kid? Wow? He famously don't have
Speaker 2: asked that. I didn't know the there was the.
Speaker 3: Whole confusing period where there was like an affiliation switch,
Speaker 3: so WIN was always channel nine and then it became
Speaker 3: Channel ten, but they still called it WIN. We're so confused.
Speaker 3: She's like, why is the project on WIN? She couldn't
Speaker 3: get it through her head. And then they swapped back
Speaker 3: and now it's just nine.
Speaker 2: So yourself out TV Networks.
Speaker 3: Well, I've got the regional folk are very confused.
Speaker 2: I've got Channel seven, wogga woggle, We'll start there. I've
Speaker 2: also got the head office, like Mitch setting camera. We
Speaker 2: can get there if we need to, So I don't
Speaker 2: think we need I don't think, yeah, we don't need
Speaker 2: to go to the big guns. And I've just been
Speaker 2: in camera. There's federal police all through that town. We
Speaker 2: don't want to pisce anyone off.
Speaker 3: And if they don't give us clear answer, it's a
Speaker 3: short flight to camera. D Hayden just drive it them
Speaker 3: and say we're in the bullshit. Fuck is my possum?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hello, Charis, how are you? My name's Mitch. We're just
Speaker 2: recording a podcast. We have a question for you if
Speaker 2: you don't mind answering. We want to know what happened
Speaker 2: to the prime possa.
Speaker 3: Is it still there?
Speaker 9: Well, we're not Prime anymore where else? Channel seven?
Speaker 3: That's the problem. Did you keep the possum though with
Speaker 3: the name change?
Speaker 9: I really don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm the secretary.
Speaker 3: Here is watched Channel seven at seven thirty.
Speaker 2: Fair enough, this is perfect, fair enough. We're just conducting
Speaker 2: an investigation because we host a podcast. We're very interested
Speaker 2: in where the Prime possum has gone.
Speaker 3: Very emotionally attacked.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, my co hos is beside himself. He has a
Speaker 2: whole ringtail collection based on the Prime poss So can
Speaker 2: you could you connect this to a marketing person or
Speaker 2: do you know perhaps if it still comes on.
Speaker 9: At seven, maybe you could send the newsroom an email?
Speaker 2: Can I get a contact? That's a good step in
Speaker 2: the investigation.
Speaker 9: Sure, so it's swagger dot news at seven SCV and
Speaker 9: uh huh dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: Were you working there when it was called Prime?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 9: I wasn't. So you're just a very tilan and.
Speaker 3: Talossum. Anyway, we'll leave you to it. Thank you for calling.
Speaker 2: We appreciate this was on the podcast. I hope you
Speaker 2: don't mind, but we'll let you know if we find
Speaker 2: the possum. Okay, thank you, Thank you so much. What
Speaker 2: a sweetheart she was.
Speaker 3: I'm not emailing a newsroom. I need an answer now.
Speaker 2: I did even write it down. That's call Canbra.
Speaker 3: Why did you waste time with that?
Speaker 2: She seemed lovely elso I didn't want to freak her out.
Speaker 2: You know, that's you.
Speaker 3: Should have said, forget it. I'll go straight to the
Speaker 3: top of the headquarters within camera.
Speaker 2: But you know what, it's a good sign that she
Speaker 2: knew what we were talking about. And it's good that
Speaker 2: she didn't know instinct like straight away. Why I want
Speaker 2: the ant because then if it was killed, there would
Speaker 2: have been an all starf email. There was an all
Speaker 2: starf femail when that buddy horse girl started here at Iran.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it'd be an all starf email when the
Speaker 2: possum is euthanized six two. What if I got caught
Speaker 2: in a possum trap in the roof?
Speaker 3: You know, say, that's an odd choice of like cute animal.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe we should pitch them backups.
Speaker 3: Are like pests. Why have they made that their mascot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good call.
Speaker 3: The Channel seven snake, the wind.
Speaker 2: Grub, oh my goal camera.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Let's go straight to the operator.
Speaker 11: Hello, Cisco Unity Connection Messaging System. From a TOUCHTNE telephone.
Speaker 11: You may dart an extension at any time. Bell the
Speaker 11: last and first name, then press hash fop you, press
Speaker 11: seven for Z, press nine for help, Press zero.
Speaker 2: Yeah, RESID zero. That was very confusing.
Speaker 4: Sorry, there is no operator available at this hour. Smooth
Speaker 4: answer each of the following questions. At the end of
Speaker 4: each answer, you may press pound pound What person or
Speaker 4: department are you trying to reach?
Speaker 2: The possum?
Speaker 4: Any other information you would like to leave.
Speaker 2: What did you do to the possum? I hung up
Speaker 2: on them.
Speaker 3: W What if I was the local business owner in
Speaker 3: Canberra and I was like, I'm going to bring up
Speaker 3: the Telly and see if I can get a TV
Speaker 3: out on. Yeah, exactly easy. I'll go orange Orange, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: try this.
Speaker 2: Okay, they could do the seventh Seal.
Speaker 9: Seven News Michelle speaking Helo Michelle.
Speaker 2: My name is Mitch. I'm also here with Mitch. We're
Speaker 2: recording a podcast with the iHeartRadio network. We're investigating the
Speaker 2: missing Prime Possum that used to wear on the Prime
Speaker 2: network or is it missing? Or is it missing? We
Speaker 2: just don't know if you can help us out here.
Speaker 9: I'm not sure, Mitch and Mitch, but I do think
Speaker 9: you for calling, would you like me to do some
Speaker 9: asking around to see if we can find out where
Speaker 9: Prime possum might be.
Speaker 3: Well, he used to pop up at seven thirty every
Speaker 3: night after Home and Away and say go to bed
Speaker 3: boys and girls? Is he doing that or her?
Speaker 9: He's not at the moment, Maybe he see I think
Speaker 9: maybe he's still recovering from you know, pandemics and those
Speaker 9: sorts of things. Yes, but we will we need to
Speaker 9: touch base with Prime Possum again and just make sure
Speaker 9: he's feeling okay, and then he's willing to come back
Speaker 9: and encourage the boys and girls of the region that
Speaker 9: it is time to go to bed.
Speaker 3: Is he even going to be called the prime Possum anymore?
Speaker 9: Oh, that's an excellent question. I would have to look
Speaker 9: into that for you. You weren't there, I know, but I
Speaker 9: am new here, so we have to ask, you know,
Speaker 9: the people higher up who have direct contact with Prime Possum.
Speaker 2: Sonny Krueger, you need to answer.
Speaker 3: We tried to call Channel seven and Wagger as well,
Speaker 3: and she said that she was new there as well
Speaker 3: and didn't know. I reckon, they just guarded the whole business.
Speaker 3: Anyone that knew the truth about Prime Possum, they got
Speaker 3: rid of them.
Speaker 9: Be onto something. Are we creating our own news so
Speaker 9: that we can do an investigation into the location of
Speaker 9: Prime Possum?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You are in Orange's my news day every day?
Speaker 2: What another fair? I bet? All right? Well, Michelle, great
Speaker 2: to chat to you. What's your surname?
Speaker 9: Eighties Cook's cool.
Speaker 2: That's a great news. Can you give us a bit
Speaker 2: of your news? What's happening today in Orange?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: Well, breaking news. We've got the hospital upgrade. They're having
Speaker 9: their master plan revealed so you can check out the
Speaker 9: new facility sort of hopefully hopefully coming their way.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's fantastic news.
Speaker 7: It is good news.
Speaker 9: Need better health services.
Speaker 2: I completely agree. Maybe that's where the Possum went wrong.
Speaker 2: Maybe just too late for prime Possum. Well, thank you
Speaker 2: for helping our investigation. This was, of course on the podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you for coming on.
Speaker 9: Thanks very much, Micham Mitchell.
Speaker 2: I think she was a fan.
Speaker 3: I'm not satisfied.
Speaker 5: That's not Orange News. That's a Dove own.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's Central West. They kind of cover everyone.
Speaker 5: But I want to know Orange News.
Speaker 3: Now, let me look, there's one in Orange. There's one
Speaker 3: in act the camera, and we tried that.
Speaker 2: We can't keep calling newsrooms. No one's gonna know.
Speaker 5: I have to know.
Speaker 3: Someone's gonna have to know.
Speaker 2: It's not on Telly's that's what she. Michelle just said,
Speaker 2: it's currently not on TV.
Speaker 3: She could have been a bit more sensitively.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. I just think you've got selective hearing.
Speaker 2: But the truth is that the Possum isn't on and
Speaker 2: I heard it, so did Gen.
Speaker 3: She made it sound like it wasn't definitive. She goes, oh,
Speaker 3: the possum had COVID.
Speaker 2: Weirdly, that was a lie. Possums don't get COVID.
Speaker 3: They get I think she was pulling the way my slit.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, the mystery of the Prime Possum lives on
Speaker 2: if you're in a local area that has a Prime
Speaker 2: network or Channel seven. Now let us know.
Speaker 3: I think they're in Tamworth.
Speaker 2: Hold on, Okay, let's continue the investigation. It could still
Speaker 2: be good news yet for Prime Possum. It's exciting me.
Speaker 2: That means we're excited.
Speaker 3: The number for ten worths To me, I just want
Speaker 3: to hear it from someone's mouth. He's gone and he's
Speaker 3: never coming back, because he left me a glimmer of hope.
Speaker 3: But I don't appreciate being fibbed too.
Speaker 2: She did say that he might come back.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but she's new she I feel like she was
Speaker 5: just making it up.
Speaker 8: Seven. How can I help you?
Speaker 2: Hello, It's Mitch and Mitchire from an iHeartRadio podcast. We're
Speaker 2: currently doing an investigation into the Prime Possum. We're wondering
Speaker 2: where or if the Prime Possum is still on air.
Speaker 2: Every night before the kids go to bed. You're wondering
Speaker 2: if you can help.
Speaker 8: No, not, as far as I know. Prime Possum.
Speaker 3: It's Prime. Want some dead in the water now that
Speaker 3: you're Channel seven?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh so so they did they remove Prime Possum when
Speaker 2: the network changed.
Speaker 9: Well, it's a Prime seven which doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 10: So yeah, though they can't use the Prime postham anymore.
Speaker 3: Ah, the brutal, honestly I needed.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We've called around a couple of newsrooms and you're the
Speaker 2: only one that's been on us. Someone said, oh, he's
Speaker 2: recovering from COVID, and we thought, no, no, we want
Speaker 2: the truth.
Speaker 3: Have you been working there since it was called Prime?
Speaker 8: Yees?
Speaker 3: Oh so you'd be missing him just as much as
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you sound destrawed. Well, thank you very much. This
Speaker 2: is of course on the iHeart Radio podcast. We appreciate
Speaker 2: you being on. Thank you for helping our investigation get
Speaker 2: to the next level.
Speaker 3: Thank you so well.
Speaker 2: Investigation closed. The Prime Possum no longer exists.
Speaker 5: Wow, that's really sad to we buy the suit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, call call them back. I feel like they
Speaker 3: can't just kill the possum off and leave it at
Speaker 3: that they need a new mascot to tell people to
Speaker 3: go to bed and just have that cute little presence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very wholesome.
Speaker 3: My, can't they have the the seven skunk?
Speaker 2: Ah did scare the kids? Don't you think.
Speaker 3: It's on par with the possum?
Speaker 2: What if you did the seven rings? Like seven rings?
Speaker 2: It's the song.
Speaker 3: No, it needs to have an alliteration like prime possum,
Speaker 3: the seven swan. Oh, that's actually quite peaceful, like that
Speaker 3: trying to go to bed, boys and girls.
Speaker 2: Ah Jesus.
Speaker 5: Also, it can't get into a bed because it's a swan.
Speaker 3: Fuck me, that's good.
Speaker 2: Call the seven centerpiece, seven legs. Kids love bugs.
Speaker 3: Imagine a live sized centipede.
Speaker 2: You can hear it crawl into bed kids, seven centipedes
Speaker 2: doing the same good night. Is also shedding his skin.
Speaker 2: Now that's scary.
Speaker 3: The seven squid that doesn't go to bed doesn't.
Speaker 2: And I don't think it does, and it stinks.
Speaker 3: You're right?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 3: They went with prime possum because it was somehow comforting
Speaker 3: to the kids that there's a possum in the roof.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe. Also, I think apossum is so everyone knows
Speaker 2: it everyone knows the possum, you know.
Speaker 3: I think you'll find everyone knows a salamander salamon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but kids don't want to pick up a salamander
Speaker 2: and take it home and cuddle it into bed.
Speaker 3: I've literally just googled animals beginning with S, and they're
Speaker 3: all not comforting. Name some salamander, salmon, seahorse, steel shark, sheep,
Speaker 3: the seven.
Speaker 2: Seven sheep, seven sheep.
Speaker 3: Seven skunk, squid, squirrel, seven squirrel.
Speaker 2: That's actually okay now, but they're not native to this country.
Speaker 2: It's great if it was right not here? What else?
Speaker 3: And then this one that can't be all of them?
Speaker 2: Well, Sony Krueger hosts every other show at that fucking network.
Speaker 2: They should just do the seventh son Yeah, good night, kids,
Speaker 2: to go to bed. I've got a spray ten at eight,
Speaker 2: so I'm heading off just like you.
Speaker 3: Or the seven saber toothed tiger. Oh now that put
Speaker 3: me to sleep in terror, Yeah exactly, go to bed.
Speaker 2: I do it. Yeah, yeah, I like that, actually, I
Speaker 2: like that. And teeth can be little sevens yeah, because
Speaker 2: it's just me.
Speaker 6: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 6: of miches.
Speaker 3: If you don't you're a tighead. Let's hear about couple's
Speaker 3: first fights, shall we? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, I did bring me a bit of joy to
Speaker 2: hear about your first fight with Sean.
Speaker 3: Not because I want you to keep telling you I
Speaker 3: haven't had the first fight.
Speaker 2: No, No, it's a good point.
Speaker 3: I haven't had the first fight. And that's why I
Speaker 3: want to hear about others, because I'm like, maybe I'll
Speaker 3: more patient than people give me credit for. Because if
Speaker 3: I hear about these fights, I'll be able to tell, oh,
Speaker 3: would I ark up about that?
Speaker 9: Or what?
Speaker 3: I just let its line?
Speaker 2: It still does shy water.
Speaker 3: Off a duck's clear era. I'm just like, easy breezing.
Speaker 3: Now that's true.
Speaker 2: You actually have been far more genner. Have you noticed
Speaker 2: the easy breezy nature I have? I have?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Okay, So these just some stories from idiots listeners of
Speaker 2: the podcast that have experienced the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yes, let's go to Shannon first. He's on the line now,
Speaker 3: Shann Doug, Hi, Hi, Hi, tell us about your couple's fight.
Speaker 10: Okay. So when my partner first moved in, I felt
Speaker 10: a bit bad because obviously he's moving in and he's
Speaker 10: got his shit everywhere, and so I thought I'd do
Speaker 10: is watching for him. And so two weeks go by
Speaker 10: and I think, Okay, that's enough. I'm not doing his
Speaker 10: wa washing anymore.
Speaker 8: He can do it himself.
Speaker 10: I didn't tell him that, but I assumed he would
Speaker 10: have noticed by the fact that his parlor clothes, you know,
Speaker 10: like you his brain a little bit. But anyway, so
Speaker 10: come Monday morning at five o'clock, he's yelling like, where
Speaker 10: the fuck is my clothes? They clean? Blah blah blah,
Speaker 10: five am, yes, five, I am, And.
Speaker 8: I'm like hell no, hell no.
Speaker 3: Oh wow.
Speaker 10: So my eyes like literally rolled into the back of
Speaker 10: my brain like the moment I came like they came
Speaker 10: forward again. It's almost like my partner saw like a
Speaker 10: ghost or something, because he just completely like went white,
Speaker 10: and I like unleashed my demon on him. And I
Speaker 10: was like, I don't weigh your fucking clothes. You can
Speaker 10: clean your fucking self.
Speaker 3: Yes, honestly, I'm saving on your behalf. He sounds like
Speaker 3: a pig penis Is it possible that he moved straight
Speaker 3: out of his parents place into your place?
Speaker 10: Literally?
Speaker 8: Did that?
Speaker 3: There we go washing too?
Speaker 2: That's disgusting.
Speaker 10: Ricks Well, six years later, I still haven't done his washing.
Speaker 2: Oh that's actually a beautiful love story.
Speaker 3: I love that there was a growth in the end.
Speaker 2: Disney should write it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 10: I feel a bit bad at the moment because he's
Speaker 10: broken his arm, but I'm still on the principle of
Speaker 10: the matter. I'm not washing his clothes.
Speaker 2: He's got a broken A little bit you can soften, yes,
Speaker 2: well no, I'm glad you said your ground though.
Speaker 3: I hope you live happily ever after. Shan Dog Oh,
Speaker 3: thank you, Thik Shannon. Yeah, thanks Shannon. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Rache now. So she sent this in This was her
Speaker 3: first couple's fight.
Speaker 12: Hey guys, rach here. So my now husband boyfriend. Then
Speaker 12: and I moved herm Bathurst in New South Wales to
Speaker 12: Melbourne just after we had finished UNI to start our
Speaker 12: big city jobs. And we are moving into our little
Speaker 12: shoebox apartment. Everything's so exciting. We've got the Ikea furniture
Speaker 12: so gone to seven eleven and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 12: I'm going to get myself a Mars bar as a
Speaker 12: treat for when we're finished unpacking. So got the mars bar,
Speaker 12: popped it in our new fridge. Finished unpacking, keen as ever,
Speaker 12: I've been thinking about this fucking chocolate all day, go
Speaker 12: to get it and it's not there. Nick had eaten
Speaker 12: the mas bar. Now, he claims, to this day, I
Speaker 12: will remind you we have been together for a very
Speaker 12: long time. Now, we are married with a baby, and
Speaker 12: we are still arguing over whose mars bar it was.
Speaker 12: He insists that you know it was a universal mars bar.
Speaker 3: It wasn't.
Speaker 12: It was my mars bar to eat after we had
Speaker 12: finished unpacking, and the prick has fucking eaten it on me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love rage, obviously, team rage.
Speaker 2: No, I'm team him. What yeah, you know, No, No,
Speaker 2: I can see he's definitely in the wrong, but I'm
Speaker 2: still team him because it's love and you need to
Speaker 2: let your partner do things like that from now.
Speaker 5: And then bought that mars bar. It's her bar, Yes.
Speaker 2: It is, but he's also in the house. He paid
Speaker 2: for half that fridge, I'm sure.
Speaker 3: But they were at the servo together. He wanted to
Speaker 3: get himself a mars bar. Why didn't he get one
Speaker 3: good call? He didn't think she had the foresight to think, God,
Speaker 3: this is going to just hit the clip right after
Speaker 3: I finished unpacking at treat he was too.
Speaker 2: Busy bread winning.
Speaker 3: The reason she said a voice message is because she's
Speaker 3: busy at work.
Speaker 2: Dare you shits doing? She clearly said, but we both
Speaker 2: have big city jobs. Now I'm just speaking shit. Staer. Also,
Speaker 2: I just I've done. I do that to Hayden all
Speaker 2: the time. I eat things that he's put in the fridge.
Speaker 2: Last night I did. It was with a Gomez burrito bar,
Speaker 2: and he came home and you know, he said, I'm
Speaker 2: so excited to eat Michael's with a game As burrito bar,
Speaker 2: and I'd eaten it.
Speaker 3: Do you know what. I don't think i'd have a
Speaker 3: fight about something like this, but I would absolutely cause
Speaker 3: a scene. Yeah yeah, Well, and in this instance, if
Speaker 3: I had a Mars bar that I was saving and
Speaker 3: Sean ate it, he'd feel so terrible he'd go by
Speaker 3: me a lifetime. Supply he wouldn't just let it slide.
Speaker 3: But I did have something like that happened as a kid.
Speaker 3: You just reminded me. We were having dinner one night
Speaker 3: and one brought out this cannibal pie, absolutely gorgeous, but
Speaker 3: I was full, so I said, no, I'll pop my
Speaker 3: slice the fridge. I was thinking about that fucking Caramel's
Speaker 3: line all day at school. I came home and the
Speaker 3: selfish slut that is my mother has devoured it. And
Speaker 3: I cried. Yeah, I was probably old enough that it
Speaker 3: was a bit embarrassing to cry about much thing. But
Speaker 3: I was like, I've been thinking about that all day.
Speaker 3: You bit like I was so inconsolant.
Speaker 2: Farm wasn't hard enough. You ain't my caramel torn.
Speaker 3: I don't want to been here.
Speaker 2: Take me to Sydney.
Speaker 3: The only joy I can clutch is this carol pie
Speaker 3: in the fridge, and you've gone and eaten it, just
Speaker 3: like you've eaten my spirit.
Speaker 2: Poor things.
Speaker 3: But again I didn't. It didn't become a fight because
Speaker 3: she was so apologetic. I was still seething, mind you.
Speaker 2: Well, for the record, I did by hate another burrito,
Speaker 2: and I got myself heroes. Yeah, yeah, of.
Speaker 3: Course I did.
Speaker 2: I hate anyone being mad at that.
Speaker 5: That's true.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I didn't realize.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on different work schedules anyway. We don't talk
Speaker 3: about so I don't reckon. That would have been a fight.
Speaker 3: That would have been like, oh shit, sorry, I'll buy one.
Speaker 3: The reason it became a fight for rage is because bloody.
Speaker 3: Nick locked horns at her and went no, it was
Speaker 3: a universal bar. Yeah, just caught the loss on the chin, Nick, wife,
Speaker 3: happy lifeter.
Speaker 2: We also have a voice message set him from Melissa.
Speaker 2: So this is Melissa's first fight with her partner.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 13: I'm Melissa from Melbourne. My first fight was eight months
Speaker 13: into our relationship when we were at the beach and
Speaker 13: he wanted to go swimming and didn't really want to
Speaker 13: go swimming unless I was going to be going swimming too,
Speaker 13: But he didn't know that I was actually scared of
Speaker 13: swinging at the beach and it caused a fight.
Speaker 2: Well that's on your mail.
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's a bit of both. Yes, she
Speaker 3: should have told him I actually have a fear of swimming,
Speaker 3: but also she did agree to a beach trip. Weird.
Speaker 3: She probably should have told him I have a fear
Speaker 3: of swimming, but he's being a bit selfish by causing
Speaker 3: a scene and going, oh, well, you've ruined my day.
Speaker 3: I can't swim if you're not like, just go over dip. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I mean she've got a fear.
Speaker 2: I get that, and you've got to be respectful of
Speaker 2: what your partner, you know, isn't comfortable with, but you've
Speaker 2: got to say for someone to know. I suppose so
Speaker 2: Jenna can't sneeze, and then I shoot her with a
Speaker 2: rifle and I go, I hate sneeze, Like I should
Speaker 2: have told you before I went mad.
Speaker 5: You need to tell someone exactly.
Speaker 3: I know. But then the problem would be if she
Speaker 3: then turned around and said, well, I love sneezing. You
Speaker 3: should have told me sooner, and then she calls the fight,
Speaker 3: and it's like, well, if you love sneezing, then sneeze,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean? And he likes swimming, and
Speaker 3: apparently his beach trip was through, and because she wasn't
Speaker 3: swimming with him, like what was he planning in that beach?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Are they going to slip a finger or two in?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: And he was like so sexually frustrated that he took
Speaker 3: it out and pull Melissa, go off and have your
Speaker 3: swim mate. You'll were right.
Speaker 2: Nothing worse than a couple argument on a beach meach
Speaker 2: or not on your beach in a holiday, when you're
Speaker 2: out somewhere and it's meant to be fun, then something
Speaker 2: goes wrong and something calls an argument, It causes an argument.
Speaker 2: It makes you just think like, I've paid for this,
Speaker 2: this is my time off, and we're arguing about it
Speaker 2: in the soft serve.
Speaker 3: You know you argued on a holiday.
Speaker 2: Oh god yeah.
Speaker 3: When you say like fight, was it just a little
Speaker 3: bicker or was it like a full on like you
Speaker 3: know there was tension for ages?
Speaker 2: Oh just bicker?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, god no, no, no, no, no, oh yeah. Within
Speaker 2: fifteen to twenty minutes for.
Speaker 3: An example, fifteen twenty minutes is a lot.
Speaker 2: I can't think of one to be pervertly honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I shouldn't expect you to.
Speaker 2: No. I was going to say, don't make me, cause
Speaker 2: my memory back into minute details.
Speaker 3: All right, Well more, we've got one from Chanee. Notice
Speaker 3: all from women. Yeah, men wanted to fess up to
Speaker 3: any fights they may have started. I've been a part
Speaker 3: of All right, Chaney, what do you.
Speaker 6: Got a mitches in Jenna?
Speaker 5: It's Shane here from Tazzy.
Speaker 6: So the story is I was probably within a few
Speaker 6: months of meeting my former partner and he was coming
Speaker 6: over for dinner and I'd asked he said, oh, do
Speaker 6: I need to bring anything? And I said, oh, if
Speaker 6: you could bring like an iceberg lettuce I was making
Speaker 6: like the Asian like meat cups that.
Speaker 3: You put in the lettice go. I don't know what
Speaker 3: they're got.
Speaker 6: And anyway, he rocked up with a fucking cauliflower. He
Speaker 6: pulls it out of the Wooly's bag and I just
Speaker 6: stared at him. So I reckoned about two minutes as
Speaker 6: he was like, oh what, like, what do you mean?
Speaker 6: Like he dead set fucking serious, and then I just
Speaker 6: blurreted out who.
Speaker 2: The fuck was a couliflower.
Speaker 3: Instead of an iceberg lettuce? And he just like looked
Speaker 3: at me, and I was like, I've had enough.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, he's an idiot.
Speaker 3: He sounds like another mummies boy. I never bought a
Speaker 3: letters in his life. He saw a couliflower and thought
Speaker 3: that'll do. What a dumb bow.
Speaker 2: It's funny noticing all these issues with straight man. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've never had that problem with hate, and he never
Speaker 2: had that problem with me. Yeah, in same like was
Speaker 2: with you. We know what our vegetables are because we
Speaker 2: eat them growing up, because we're game. We need the
Speaker 2: energy to fight back homophobes.
Speaker 3: Apparently, she then stormed off Shane and like went and
Speaker 3: bought the lettuce. So and I thought, no, babe. You
Speaker 3: should have just been like, right, well you're having one
Speaker 3: with coliflower, then yes, give any stupid like lettuce cup thing,
Speaker 3: but with coliflower have bou withou, but.
Speaker 2: Also like coliflowers so bulbous, So you would have had
Speaker 2: to have sprinkled everything on the coliflower in between the
Speaker 2: little florettes.
Speaker 3: I actually hate those lettuce cup things. Every time I
Speaker 3: get one of those in my dinnery meals, I just
Speaker 3: dice up the let uson, make it a salady thing.
Speaker 2: Like a burrito bowl in the lettuce cup.
Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much. Yeah, like you use the lettuce in
Speaker 3: lieu of a rap.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen those. I hate them. I saw a
Speaker 2: lettuce burrito the other day. It's actually not a burrito
Speaker 2: in that case. Yeah, exactly, it's a salad.
Speaker 3: What about those KC Burgers that instead of bread they
Speaker 3: just had two bits of chicken chocking, so vile and.
Speaker 2: A lot of cheese. Yeah, terrible doing wicked wings at
Speaker 2: the moment covered in Coca cola sauce. What is the
Speaker 2: porn I.
Speaker 3: Heard about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've tried them. The delicious you know. I will
Speaker 2: admit Hayden does all the washing in our house.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, really all of it. Have you ever made
Speaker 3: remarks about that and like how to go at you?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: It does come up that he does it, but it's
Speaker 2: never it's never resembled because I do all the driving.
Speaker 2: I pay for all the driving. Also I do a
Speaker 2: lot of the cooking. We have our definite roles. We
Speaker 2: share things around, and he does his washing is his thing.
Speaker 2: He also enjoys it, like I think it's a thing
Speaker 2: in his.
Speaker 3: Talking about dish washing or like doing the clothes.
Speaker 2: One clothes was we both do the dish washer and
Speaker 2: unstacked we do it. Oh okay, but he does all
Speaker 2: the clothes, what the linen and the and the washing
Speaker 2: and drying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, you can.
Speaker 2: It's fine. It works. But sometimes little remarks come out
Speaker 2: and I go, fine, you can fucking walk to the
Speaker 2: next dinner. And then it's swiftly solid.
Speaker 3: Bells now, so you won't have that card to play
Speaker 3: for much longer.
Speaker 2: He did.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: He just drove back from camera for three hours and
Speaker 2: he did a great job.
Speaker 3: Oh my, why the fuck would you agree to that?
Speaker 3: That drive from Canbra is the slowest thing, even at.
Speaker 2: Full speed, it's really slow. Oh my god, I need
Speaker 2: he did so well, well done.
Speaker 10: Hate.
Speaker 2: We did get show tunes on and we were belting
Speaker 2: and singing, and I think that made the time go fast.
Speaker 3: It's pretty hard to not do that. Drive well, it's
Speaker 3: like drive onto the hume, stay there for three hundred klo.
Speaker 3: There's no turns involved. Yeah, it's fairly straight Yeah, the
Speaker 3: whole way fairly straightforward.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now we had fun, so he's good. Anyway, let's go.
Speaker 2: It's just a show done forever for the week.
Speaker 3: I guess done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm still waiting.
Speaker 3: One of these days, I'm gonna have a first fight.
Speaker 3: You'll be the first to know.
Speaker 2: Oh please, I'd like to know. I'd actually like to
Speaker 2: be there, to be honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, although I did have a few people message and
Speaker 3: say I've been with my husband for eight years, never
Speaker 3: had a fight. We just, you know, any bit in
Speaker 3: the bud if anything is frustrating either of us. I
Speaker 3: like to think that would be me.
Speaker 2: I have heard that, Hey did I have that that
Speaker 2: sort of methodology? If we're about to have a fight,
Speaker 2: we both go hot on what's going on?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Cool you jet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we sought it, and then there's kind of
Speaker 2: like a good two minutes of like, Okay, I need
Speaker 2: to get this out. You need to, like, because I
Speaker 2: have to have an argument. You've got that adrenaline. You
Speaker 2: need to kind of get it out.
Speaker 3: So it's nine. Once I've got that adrenaline, I'm unstoppable. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like I'll say all sorts of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I really need to keep me all right. You
Speaker 2: haven't been on the receiving end maybe once or twice.
Speaker 3: No, I just have stern words. I've never guilt you.
Speaker 2: He does have stern words. Yeah, they're very certain, not
Speaker 2: really words more assults.
Speaker 3: Dare you?
Speaker 2: Insults, quips?
Speaker 3: What fucking picture you're trying to paint of me? You
Speaker 3: think you are on date? That's a good ride to
Speaker 3: brush down ourselves.
Speaker 2: They invited me to go on under and then they
Speaker 2: had to cancel it. Well, what you only source of canvas?
Speaker 2: Big enough? It's not true?
Speaker 3: Oh really, isn't it. Thanks for Clara, I have no idea.
Speaker 2: I had to come back and say, oh no, all right,
Speaker 2: have a safe and happy Marti Gras, guys and gals
Speaker 2: and days and them's out there.
Speaker 3: Ever, I love you all. By the time this is out,
Speaker 3: it's been You had to save.
Speaker 2: Marti Gras, guys and girls days and them's all drinking.
Speaker 3: Arn Do is with arn Do Do for his internet.
Speaker 2: Think he works at arn Aren. That's where we work. Well,
Speaker 2: I work and Jenna mitch is. It's corporate hustlers and
Speaker 2: he's big city job. It's a reference to rage. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: remember had big city job? This picnic marsa MasPar master.
Speaker 2: Not a fan of a Mars heavy on the nugt,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Like a maths bar. For some reason, I'm in my
Speaker 3: Bounty era. I slept on Bounty for so long, with
Speaker 3: always the one left over in the box of favorites.
Speaker 3: But now now I'm I've come around.
Speaker 2: I know, growing up is realizing that they're all fucking
Speaker 2: the arm Just eat them all. I used to pick them,
Speaker 2: but I eat all of them.
Speaker 3: Nah, the crunch is still vile.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I hate crunch.
Speaker 2: Crunch is okay, but there's always one quarter of it
Speaker 2: that is rock hard. Yes, like it goes honey, come honey,
Speaker 2: come honey, come brick.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm gonna have got the bloody dentist after Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: it's gonna go with more.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll see next week. Everyone, We love you.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. Leave us a five star review. If
Speaker 2: you haven't, you don't have to write anything. People get
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Speaker 2: it would mean a lot to us.
Speaker 3: What about how we got that horrible review about you?
Speaker 2: Oh that was really awful. That made me very upset,
Speaker 2: And I apologize to that person, I really do.
Speaker 3: Is it too soon to find it or you're gonna
Speaker 3: be triggered if we read it?
Speaker 2: We should end the show.
Speaker 5: I don't know this review.
Speaker 3: It's on Apple. Am I reading it? Or are we
Speaker 3: going No, we're moving on definitely, We'll catch you next week.
Speaker 2: We love you said that one brick one week?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Ady d Brief. This is the secret segment
Speaker 3: on the end where I'm absolutely reading that review. I
Speaker 3: don't care now.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to don't read it.
Speaker 3: I don't want to leave the room. No, because obviously
Speaker 3: we're going to come to your defense. We're not going
Speaker 3: to agree with it.
Speaker 5: It's just a review post.
Speaker 3: I don't want to bring attention to the February twenty
Speaker 3: twenty three and also weirdly, it was a skating written review.
Speaker 3: But it's still two stars, not one.
Speaker 2: That's quite sweet. Now it wasn't fair twenty twenty three.
Speaker 3: It must be for us, the two stars. You know
Speaker 3: we're the two stars.
Speaker 2: No, keep scrolling. November twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm looking at a different review another group.
Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding. What's this negative?
Speaker 9: Right? No?
Speaker 3: No, I won't forget it.
Speaker 2: Oh no, well, now you've brought the attention. Everyone's going
Speaker 2: to fucking read it. I don't think we should be
Speaker 2: giving attention to the haters.
Speaker 3: No, I just wanted to read it out so we
Speaker 3: could talk about how stupid it is. Because he's incorrect.
Speaker 2: It's very incorrect.
Speaker 3: The headline is the voices of ignorance, and to be fair,
Speaker 3: he said, voices.
Speaker 2: That's very true.
Speaker 3: So I'm in that basket correct. This show was morphed
Speaker 3: into something that is a long step away from what
Speaker 3: it started as The conversations that I had stemmed from
Speaker 3: a place of ignorance hidden under the guise of comedy,
Speaker 3: especially that of Mitch Cherry. He's a privileged white cis
Speaker 3: head male head. Did they think Hayden's your wife?
Speaker 2: He clearly hasn't listened to that many episodes. Do you
Speaker 2: think Hayden's your eldest sis head?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Rom. He spews little comments that are
Speaker 3: microaggression and has said things on the show in the
Speaker 3: past that are quite racist, putting on accents. We don't
Speaker 3: do that, do we.
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, that's never happened in the early days. Perhaps,
Speaker 2: And I apologize if I can't.
Speaker 3: I truly I don't remember you.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. I do not remember. I can't put
Speaker 2: a moment to that. I can't think of it.
Speaker 3: He justifies this because his partner is Filipino.
Speaker 2: When have I ever made a ration?
Speaker 3: He has now acknowledged that you have a partner, and
Speaker 3: he's still called this his head.
Speaker 2: Maybe he thinks it's like Hayden Pantone and it's a girl.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, head, but hold on, oh shit, that.
Speaker 3: Was an accent. Sorry.
Speaker 2: He spews little comments that are microaggressions. Does that mean
Speaker 2: I do it very rarely?
Speaker 3: I guess I've never noticed when I'm.
Speaker 2: Fully aware of what a microaggression is. And this really
Speaker 2: upsets me. But anyway, carry on.
Speaker 3: I've been listening to this show since almost the beginning,
Speaker 3: and I even have some of the merch. This podcast
Speaker 3: will be taken off my playlist and the jumper will
Speaker 3: be donated at Salvoats. So that's nice.
Speaker 5: Oh that's a that's a positive.
Speaker 3: Think twice before you listen. Mitch Cherry has ruined the podcast.
Speaker 3: You've been on it since the begin.
Speaker 2: With his persona.
Speaker 3: I mean, I truly do apologize, I apologizing. It's not
Speaker 3: even accurate. No, it's not you sis hit me. I
Speaker 3: can't get over that he spews a little.
Speaker 2: It's quite nice that he said he's done it once
Speaker 2: or twice. No, that's that's off and mess you know what,
Speaker 2: DM me as well.
Speaker 3: Oh shut up, I thought we weren't engaging with the Hayden.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, if you've got a problem, message me
Speaker 2: and have a conversation with me.
Speaker 3: Adrian Bob is who the review is left by, And
Speaker 3: it was one sar I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2: Well there you go, Adrian Bob, No worries.
Speaker 3: What about this one? This is the tooth Star one
Speaker 3: from February that I thought was Adrian Bold.
Speaker 2: Okay, this there's another one? Is this it me as well?
Speaker 3: Yep, listen to koombs I'm begging you, Ah, no more
Speaker 3: sound effects, no more talking over him and taking over.
Speaker 3: Go back to the good old days. Less sound effects
Speaker 3: now than the.
Speaker 2: Good old day, so many less, and the good old
Speaker 2: days were the height of sound effects.
Speaker 3: That was when it was doing my fucking head in
Speaker 3: listen to cubs?
Speaker 2: Is that a message to me? Should I be listening
Speaker 2: to you?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 5: I'm so confused?
Speaker 2: God, people are bizarre, aren't they? But you know what
Speaker 2: opinions are just like that, They're like an arshole. Everyone
Speaker 2: has one. We thank you so much.
Speaker 3: If there's any podcasts I stuggle to get a word
Speaker 3: in on, it's not this one.
Speaker 2: So hey, Jenna, did you what? No?
Speaker 3: I want to know.
Speaker 2: I'll listen to Mitch. I'll just go now my sound effects.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave. See everyone good luck without me.
Speaker 10: Thank you?
Speaker 2: How are you all right? Sorry? Put the headphones on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna work. See guys, my sprite it's not sprite.
Speaker 2: Fuck got my.
Speaker 3: Coke when you're flying away? Just do everything they've complained
Speaker 3: about accents. Talk over me anyway, Janeway, where are we coming? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna talks over me.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, anyway, you got sewn to write that,
Speaker 2: didn't you.
Speaker 3: I didn't actually look who wrote that, Adrian, but honor
Speaker 3: that as if I'd get Shorn to write that he
Speaker 3: actually likes his podcast, unlike honydon Oh.
Speaker 2: Oh, well she I'm assuming it. So she has left
Speaker 2: it with an XO.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah she has XO.
Speaker 5: Is she the one who you left two stars?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, and her only beef was that apparently I
Speaker 3: get talked over and there's too many sound effects, normal
Speaker 3: sound effects.
Speaker 2: And listen, Please, for the love of God, will we
Speaker 2: listen to kombs?
Speaker 5: Well, I mean at least she's still listening. Yeah, she
Speaker 5: hasn't said she's not going to listen.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, I'm not going to listen to the two
Speaker 2: one stars we have. I listened to the thousands of
Speaker 2: five stars that have flattered in from international and local lovers.
Speaker 2: True is a microaggression like a micro USB or a
Speaker 2: micro SIM or a microwave. I'm so excited my new
Speaker 2: house has a spot for a microwave. We've never had one.
Speaker 2: I had a microwave.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a spot for it doesn't mean you
Speaker 3: can't put it on the bench or something. I know,
Speaker 3: but you see now, head like I don't have a
Speaker 3: spot for a microwave in my place either, but I've
Speaker 3: still got one.
Speaker 2: You've got a lovely l or a sort of a
Speaker 2: V shaped kitchen. Ours is always been like one straight bench.
Speaker 2: You know that. We have a coffee machine and if
Speaker 2: you want to chop one vegetable, we need to have
Speaker 2: that bench space. Yeah, it's quite lovely. Actually, we have
Speaker 2: a nice back patio with wall art mural on the back.
Speaker 3: Oh, it comes with it comes to the mural. I
Speaker 3: don't like that. I once went to a house inspection
Speaker 3: and the master bedroom had a fucking dolphin painted on
Speaker 3: the wall, and I was like, I don't want to
Speaker 3: sleep with a dolphin. I literally left because of that.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's a hideous dolphin. I don't want
Speaker 3: to live here.
Speaker 2: Let me show you the mural because it's actually quite
Speaker 2: It kind of looks like something that Amy Winehouse would
Speaker 2: have tattooed on her.
Speaker 3: Arm if she were here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, poor Amy.
Speaker 3: Very sad number nine.
Speaker 2: I've been docks once. I'm not going to have it again.
Speaker 2: Here it is ready, let's go to the back.
Speaker 3: So there's two staircases.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at that mural.
Speaker 3: That's actually if Amy winehouse. Was he caught dead with that?
Speaker 3: She never a skull on her or something?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 3: She's a grunge bitch. She wouldn't have fucking pretty flat.
Speaker 2: I thought she would.
Speaker 3: It's kind of n it looks like a tablecloth.
Speaker 2: I'll get it off the market. That's so strat, that's
Speaker 2: so cute. I hate that.
Speaker 3: Fuck did you buy it? I wanted that off market.
Speaker 3: I thought you'd bought this place?
Speaker 2: What did that mean?
Speaker 3: Did I tell you that? I went to my old
Speaker 3: address the other day because I've got I've got a
Speaker 3: lovely lady that follows me on Instagram who lives in
Speaker 3: my old building and lets me know of mail shows up.
Speaker 2: That's quite nice.
Speaker 3: And despite the fact that I paid for automatic forwarding
Speaker 3: to the new address, I kept getting mail sent to
Speaker 3: my old house. Yes, and so I went to pick
Speaker 3: up the most recent one, which was Miley Cyrus merch
Speaker 3: and the lady on Instagram had said, oh, there's mail
Speaker 3: for you. I said, can you look after it for
Speaker 3: a bit? And then I messaged her and I said,
Speaker 3: I'll swing past today. Just leave it outside. Someone had
Speaker 3: obviously put it back inside past the locked door. So
Speaker 3: I'm looking at it through the glass, going fuck, there's
Speaker 3: my passel right there. But I can't get in. I
Speaker 3: don't have a pass anymore, I don't live here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I thought I'll.
Speaker 3: Just buzz my old apartment and explain to them, Hi, sorry,
Speaker 3: I used to live here and there's just some male
Speaker 3: for me. I was just wanting to get open the
Speaker 3: door and she's like, I don't think that's appropriate. But
Speaker 3: I had this contact the building manager. I was like, oh, what, lady,
Speaker 3: I'm not here to fucking loot the joint, Like I
Speaker 3: just want me mail. I'm looking at it, and she goes, no,
Speaker 3: I can't help you. And then it was really awkward
Speaker 3: because she didn't hang up the phone after that, like
Speaker 3: she just stood there to see if I was going
Speaker 3: to mutter profanities, which I was going to, yeah, of course.
Speaker 3: And so I messaged to my friend on Instagram and
Speaker 3: I said, Hi Dahl, sorry, I'm here, and so she
Speaker 3: let me in.
Speaker 2: Think God, is that sweet?
Speaker 3: But I couldn't believe the haughty, torty attitude of the
Speaker 3: lady in my old apartment. What a slut.
Speaker 2: People are horrific, aren't they. Yeah, it just thinkes you
Speaker 2: realize how bad some people.
Speaker 3: I just hate buy the book, bitch like that.
Speaker 2: But what are you going to do? Yeah, exactly what
Speaker 2: would you do?
Speaker 3: I would let him in and be like, sure, come
Speaker 3: get your mail. I used to have the guy who
Speaker 3: used to live in when I lived in that place,
Speaker 3: I used to have the number of the guy that
Speaker 3: was there before me, because he fucking would rock up
Speaker 3: all the time. I was like, Oh, good, Apete, here's
Speaker 3: your male. No worries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the exact same thing that happened to us. Ah,
Speaker 2: you do want a sauce if you make an order.
Speaker 2: The first order I made since moving to my new place,
Speaker 2: which I'm currently not the new new one. I left
Speaker 2: my addresses the old one, and you can't once you
Speaker 2: make an order. You can only change it if you
Speaker 2: cancel the order, and they already shipped it, so I
Speaker 2: had to. It was a whole clusterfuck. So I just thought,
Speaker 2: no worries. I know the neighbor of the old one,
Speaker 2: so I'll just send it there and I'll call them.
Speaker 2: So I texted him. He's like, hey, mate, it's going
Speaker 2: to come to the house. Can you get it from me?
Speaker 2: He went, No worries, and anyway, I messaging. A couple
Speaker 2: days later, I'm like, hey, has it arrived? He went, yeah,
Speaker 2: the people in your old house have it and they're
Speaker 2: holding onto it until they can confirm with the real
Speaker 2: estate agent that you're the owner. Mate, it's four six
Speaker 2: Excel t shirts and a pair of bodies like in
Speaker 2: an Asos bag. Tell them what is wrong with them?
Speaker 5: Too much time on their hands?
Speaker 3: I know, like, why why would you the real estate agency?
Speaker 3: I know, I know.
Speaker 2: I know, And even the real estate agent was sorry, mate,
Speaker 2: they're professors at the Union because I used to live
Speaker 2: in near Sydney UNI. He's like, they're a bit you know,
Speaker 2: by the book, So annoy you know what's currently happening.
Speaker 2: Hayden and I. Our movie has been shocking. We made
Speaker 2: good friends with the owner of our house. He said,
Speaker 2: this will be a five year lease, ten yearly, so
Speaker 2: I never want to sell it. I'm an investor. Well perfect,
Speaker 2: so we can stay for as long as we need
Speaker 2: until we need to buy. Anyway, eight months in he
Speaker 2: sells it. So we were fucked off. We're really really
Speaker 2: pissed off. So we had a really good connection. They
Speaker 2: fuck with us. Our rent comes out weekly and we've
Speaker 2: stopped it so they we don't pay them too much
Speaker 2: when it ends.
Speaker 3: Make sure it actually stops, because I've canceled so many
Speaker 3: automatic payments that are still going every month. Jordan transfers
Speaker 3: me thirty bucks, being like, you don't need to keep
Speaker 3: paying me for Wi Fi. We don't live together, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I can't tell that.
Speaker 2: Oh so, yeah, it glicked at a bit.
Speaker 3: Make sure you definitely cancel it.
Speaker 2: All right, that's good tonight because we're in arrears, which
Speaker 2: means that we have missed a week of rent. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Normally they go, hey, you're in a reason, they fix
Speaker 2: it up immediately, So sorry. Anyway, it's been four weeks
Speaker 2: and they've issued the HOLLO. This is an imminent warning.
Speaker 2: We will we will kick you out of the properly.
Speaker 2: I'm like, try baby, you've already done it.
Speaker 3: I've got one to goe, so do what you want.
Speaker 3: That's so true. What are they going to do?
Speaker 2: Totally? I'll read you the email. She's been so I mean,
Speaker 2: she's not being rigid. Yeah, essentially they're threatening us with
Speaker 2: the viction. Hayden said, do we need to pay our arrears?
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, we do, but they fuck with us
Speaker 2: so let's fuck with them right back.
Speaker 3: So you will pay it is, you know, fucking with
Speaker 3: them a little bit.
Speaker 2: Final warning for dear Mitchell Jury. Following a recent ordit
Speaker 2: of your rental account, we noticed that, despite previous correspondents,
Speaker 2: you are still in arrears. This constitutes a serious breach
Speaker 2: of your tenancy agreement. This is a final warning that
Speaker 2: unless you're outstanding arrears of blah blah blah, it's paid
Speaker 2: in full immediately. All future rental payments will be forced
Speaker 2: to be issued with a termination noticed.
Speaker 3: Okay, you fuck with them a bit though, but you
Speaker 3: better actually better actually pay because then there'll be a
Speaker 3: strike against your name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, call, and is that a microaggression?
Speaker 3: Your mental tenant ledger? How whatever the fuck they call it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that true?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That is true because if you're moving to a
Speaker 3: new place for applying the last for a tenant ledger,
Speaker 3: and they'll go through it and you can't amend it.
Speaker 3: It's just your history basically.
Speaker 2: Are you being serious? Yeah, I better call.
Speaker 3: Mine's obviously completely unblemished my tenant ledger.
Speaker 5: You might also be taken to tribunal.
Speaker 3: I was Oh, you had to go to traubl It's dodgy.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 5: No, but I took the real estate.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, So that's right. Yeah, Jenna's not here
Speaker 3: this week, she's in court. Yeah that's right.
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