WEBVTT - #136: Prime Possum

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<v Speaker 1>Post black couple of mitches, brace yourself for the rude

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<v Speaker 1>shocks of young adults.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you know this an apple has the same caffeine

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<v Speaker 2>as a full one shot coffee? Bullshit?

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<v Speaker 3>He's serious?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going a good guy. Now, what is it

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<v Speaker 2>that says there is no caffeine in our house? Nourie

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<v Speaker 2>and Mitchell coos?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you you idiots?

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<v Speaker 2>You fool? I know, I still can't believe I did that.

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<v Speaker 3>There was so much confidence in saying, did you know

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<v Speaker 3>this an apple has the same caffeine as a full

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<v Speaker 3>one shot coffee? Have you had the measurements to go

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<v Speaker 3>with this claim?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm blaming Maggie Bee. That bitch lied to me. I

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<v Speaker 2>was watching her Vermooth some bullshit and then Verjuice whatever

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<v Speaker 2>that brand that she's flogging that tastes like.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit, but no idea what you're talking about it?

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<v Speaker 2>And she said that an apple has the same caffeine

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<v Speaker 2>as a coffee. She said it, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>She would have said something like, oh, an apple gives

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<v Speaker 3>you so much energy sometimes I feel like all I

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<v Speaker 3>need is an apple instead of a morning coffee. She

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<v Speaker 3>would have said something anecdotal like that on my boundary.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Imagine me if I like telling people

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<v Speaker 2>at the club, like, just have some apple. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>same as doing a line of coke. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>I have a grandy smith and you'll be just off

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<v Speaker 2>your jobs. Now we'll welcome everyone. Hello, do you guys

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<v Speaker 2>want the good news? I got a house?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh finally. Now the big question is there understairs storage?

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<v Speaker 2>There's not one, but there is two understinished storage cupboards. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you a photo.

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<v Speaker 3>And there are two staircases.

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<v Speaker 2>There's two staircases, Yes, there is.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually there's what sort of place you moved into?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's it's a house. It's just we are

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<v Speaker 2>in a house. It's not an apartment. It's a home

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<v Speaker 2>with a backyard.

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<v Speaker 3>In an apartment, no, I never. Never, I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>you've been robbed of a milestone.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. If I actually was talking to Jenna about

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<v Speaker 2>their price keeper, Jenna, who's he are? I was saying

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<v Speaker 2>that I've never lived in an apartment. It feels snobby.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, we just started in a house, and the

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<v Speaker 2>mean we love it so much.

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<v Speaker 3>I was thinking about it the other day. There are

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<v Speaker 3>luxuries that come with living in a house, though, Like

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<v Speaker 3>if you're getting the paper delivered, you just have to

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<v Speaker 3>walk out the front door. Yeah, so many hoops to

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<v Speaker 3>jump through. And I'm quite lazy in my apartment. If

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<v Speaker 3>they put it down in the lobby, you fucked. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to read the paper that much.

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<v Speaker 2>We also have your own letterbox, which is nice, like

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<v Speaker 2>right out in the front of your house, but traditional.

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<v Speaker 3>But then you're kind of prone to pranks.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's going to prank there?

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<v Speaker 3>I know people that have, like, you know, the pouches

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<v Speaker 3>of cat food you can get, Yeah, not in the can,

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<v Speaker 3>the pound. They were just kind of empty that into

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<v Speaker 3>people's mailboxes, just through that slot. So when they grab

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<v Speaker 3>their mail, let us get a hand of cat food,

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<v Speaker 3>which is horrible. People like that are out there waste.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not indoorsing the fish. I just know about it.

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<v Speaker 2>So I've got a house. It's lovely. We move next week.

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<v Speaker 3>Next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so by the time, yeah, we literally have five

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<v Speaker 2>days to move.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm tired for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, it's so exhausting.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually after well pride slashed Marti Gras, you're not going

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<v Speaker 3>to be in the mood to package.

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<v Speaker 2>Reuly Hayden's at it again, though. We went today to

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<v Speaker 2>measure the house up for furniture, and we have to

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<v Speaker 2>buy a fridge because the fridge is with our old

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<v Speaker 2>place stays. And he said, oh, babe, coming, we need

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<v Speaker 2>to measure the hobs. Why do we need to measure

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<v Speaker 2>the hob?

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<v Speaker 3>What's the hob?

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<v Speaker 2>Gas?

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<v Speaker 4>There?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe the house things because we need to make sure

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<v Speaker 2>our pots and pants fit.

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<v Speaker 3>Like his brain works, the hobs though.

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<v Speaker 2>The gas like the burners, the gas burners. Why do

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<v Speaker 2>you need to.

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<v Speaker 5>Check if you've pots and pants fit?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's a lot it's long instead of wide.

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<v Speaker 3>So he might have a point because my bloody fry

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<v Speaker 3>pan always slides off my hobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really yes, And.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd never ever thought about why I hadn't measured the hobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's measure the bench. He just wants to measure odd things.

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<v Speaker 3>And you say, all right, I'll leave you to it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's such a team thing because one has to

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<v Speaker 2>hold the flat and one has to bend it into

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<v Speaker 2>the corner.

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<v Speaker 3>Does it use an actual take measure?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we have an actual time because yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The iPhone one is always a little bit off.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's so off, it's terrific.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a good indicator, but no, you can't be trusting

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<v Speaker 3>the measurements on the iPhone app.

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<v Speaker 2>No, And you can take a little photos too, which

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<v Speaker 2>is good. You get the measures and you take the photo.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good little hack. But yet it's always off

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<v Speaker 2>by a couple of centimeters.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is. Any wheeler meters is where you run

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<v Speaker 3>into travel.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god. Yeah. I was in inches and hey, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>how tall is this spottom?

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<v Speaker 6>Up?

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<v Speaker 2>Four inches? He's like, why the funk We're measuring in inches? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>just see a number, and I say it hopefully honest.

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<v Speaker 2>So we move. He wants to have a house party

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<v Speaker 2>because we move in the week of his birthday.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, that might be a bit too soon. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a lot of pressure to unpack and make the place

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<v Speaker 3>look picturesque that way. Oh yeah, that's It took me

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<v Speaker 3>like a couple of months before I was like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>my house is ready for release. Oh yeah, people are

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<v Speaker 3>allowed to come over. It was a slow build. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>you had to get the couch, all the artwork and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to bit by bit and then I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, all right, it's ready for the big reveal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we won't be ready. Also, he had an idea

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<v Speaker 2>that once we empty the house out, because we have

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<v Speaker 2>an overlap where the old house is still available.

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<v Speaker 3>For about five days and it's with Handy over.

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<v Speaker 2>His birthday weekend. So he thought, why don't we move

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<v Speaker 2>everything have a full empty house. We have the end

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<v Speaker 2>of lease clean on the Monday, so we just throw

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<v Speaker 2>a rager in an empty house.

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<v Speaker 3>I've done that before. It was a house calling instead

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<v Speaker 3>of a house warming. Ye, it's the old place when

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<v Speaker 3>it was empty. My friends come over with picnic blankets

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<v Speaker 3>and skis and milk rates and everything. It was quite

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<v Speaker 3>a vibe.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we do that.

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<v Speaker 3>We played like spin the bottle and shit. It was

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<v Speaker 3>quite a co oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's so much room for bottles to spin. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they do spin the bottle in every room the house.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a really good idea. What if someone needs to

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<v Speaker 2>ship though, is a toilet paper?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll bring the toilet paper. Okay, thank you, Assuming I'm

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<v Speaker 3>invited to this house.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, you both invited you both.

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<v Speaker 3>I will.

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<v Speaker 5>Actually it'll be very busy. I like those things.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll welcome everyone to the show if you're the first

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<v Speaker 2>time listening to IGYM. Every week we start the show

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<v Speaker 2>the same way, something we've noticed, something we hate or

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<v Speaker 2>appreciate that the years, it just means we have one each. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch doesn't know mine, I don't know Mitch's. Jenna doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>know what date is. Now later in the show we

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<v Speaker 2>open it up to you and you get an is

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<v Speaker 2>it just you of your own? Also in twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 2>three season five, we have a text ligne that you

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<v Speaker 2>can reach out to.

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<v Speaker 3>We do the number is I have to find it? Actually,

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<v Speaker 3>sorry to you over one two seven one two o

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<v Speaker 3>nine two. Yea, because that's a difference. Sound of how

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<v Speaker 3>last week?

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not. Yeah, say the number again.

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<v Speaker 3>Over one two seven one two o nine two. Very good,

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<v Speaker 3>that's the right one.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, Oh my god? Is that the ring tone must

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<v Speaker 2>be off? Siri off.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, later we're going to be hearing about your first

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<v Speaker 3>fights in relationship. Yes, and I've got to tell you

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<v Speaker 3>something that happened while I was at home over Christmas

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<v Speaker 3>in bogen Gate like out in the country that it's

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<v Speaker 3>just devastated me. Oh was it the drought of the

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<v Speaker 3>ruined my childhood? Not drought, it's flooding, babe, Yo, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>Stroud is not the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>I was trying to be serious that I got it wrong?

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<v Speaker 2>Why do I even try? It's not about the flood? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, good? Should we jump in? I jump in

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<v Speaker 2>with mine?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, go for it does go first?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me? Does Celebrity chefs need to stop

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<v Speaker 2>being so possessive over their meals?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 7>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>Who all of them? They all refer to their meals

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<v Speaker 2>as mine. They'll go here is the recipe for my befogging?

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<v Speaker 2>You on, I might babe, you didn't invent that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I wonder how much their recipes actually vary from others.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't yours? No, here's my spag ball? Oh what you're adding, Kerman?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what makes it yours? Like? We don't often

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<v Speaker 2>say that things are ours in the real world. I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't be haten my ship in the toilet steaks, That's

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<v Speaker 2>what's that smell? That's my ship?

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<v Speaker 3>I think you would. Wouldn't you a distance yourself and

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<v Speaker 3>be like, oh that ship in the toilet?

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<v Speaker 2>Why so tired? Oh that's my diabetes, I say my.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll be like, oh that's me bloody adhd. That's true.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll say, Oh, my depression, that is yours.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I mean? You've created that in your head,

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<v Speaker 2>not made it up. I mean, it's in your body. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I'm not an ADHD denier. It's real. It's

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<v Speaker 2>very ad. That was a hard word, very well said.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think it's so obnoxious, my mussaka.

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<v Speaker 3>If they're actually invented it from scratch, sure, but you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I do see some chefs being like, yes, my blueberreath movie,

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<v Speaker 3>Like you fucking found that on New Idea. Yes you

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<v Speaker 3>got that in the Carl's magazine.

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<v Speaker 2>You went to Taste dot com dot au and you've

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<v Speaker 2>ripped it right off.

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<v Speaker 5>But like people like Nigella her chocolate cake.

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<v Speaker 3>I do believe that hers are unique to her.

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<v Speaker 5>No, but like her simple ones like the chocolate cake,

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<v Speaker 5>or like she adds like my delicate.

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<v Speaker 2>Chocol Yeah, there's nothing different about it.

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<v Speaker 5>It is a classic chocolate.

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<v Speaker 2>Cake, just because she mixes it with her tits.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they're quite complex. One of my friends is a

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<v Speaker 3>big Nigella fangirl, and if he's making a Nigella chocolate cake,

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<v Speaker 3>it will take hours. Really, like I think if they're

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<v Speaker 3>more nuanced than complex than normal chocolate cakes, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well then I see I can get around that

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<v Speaker 2>with Nigella that can be hers. Yeah, I had growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend Niko Kuriakos might even listened to this show.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure how Nikko his mum would always invite

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<v Speaker 2>us over for her veggimite toast.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't get me started.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking. Go you need to try my veggimite toast,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was actually different. I think you put a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of butter on fresh bread.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have an update on the near argument with

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<v Speaker 3>Sean about by the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because last week you were saying that you had

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<v Speaker 2>the first argument and it was over Vietnam.

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<v Speaker 3>No no, I said last week, We've never had an argument.

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<v Speaker 3>The closest I've come is when the only spread he

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<v Speaker 3>had available for toast was veggiemite, and I said, I

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<v Speaker 3>didn't like vegiemites, so I forget about it. I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>make a big deal. So he heard that on the

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<v Speaker 3>podcast and for some reason saw that as an invitation

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<v Speaker 3>to poke the bear. But he put it up again.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, oh, well, why did you let me

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<v Speaker 3>try making veggimite my way? I was like, what's so

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<v Speaker 3>special about your way? And like you've just said, it's

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<v Speaker 3>obviously not his way because he puts fuck loads of

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<v Speaker 3>butter and in the tiny bit of vegimite, And I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, you could give me a Bee's puba amount

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<v Speaker 3>of veggimite and I'd still think that it's vile. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not interested in being converted. My life is fine without it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>and he goes, okay, fine, I'll get peanut butter. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you like crunchy or smooth? And I said smooth please,

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<v Speaker 3>and he says, all right, I'll get crunchy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, why did he do that?

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<v Speaker 3>He was just stirring the pot. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 3>knock this bitch out, but I feel like he's asking

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<v Speaker 3>me to.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I have to now he's basically asking

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<v Speaker 2>for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and so it's still can cast.

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<v Speaker 2>So yes, right now we won't be listening to this

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<v Speaker 2>episodepacitated interesting. So he's just like these celebrity chefs, do my.

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<v Speaker 3>Vegimi on toe? Someone's like, keep it, it's fine, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't want it. No, Like he's the first person to

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<v Speaker 3>think of that. Heaps of butter and it's a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit of vegimie.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm throwing him in the same basket. There's the dumb

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<v Speaker 2>celebrity chef. Sorry, Sean.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, why don't you just let me make

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<v Speaker 3>you my coffee with rat poison? And if you don't

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<v Speaker 3>like it, then all right, you win rat poisons not

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<v Speaker 3>for you.

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<v Speaker 2>At least that's unique. I don't think anyone would have

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<v Speaker 2>made that in the past. Maybe Ivan Malad, maybe Ivan

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<v Speaker 2>and then you just those two people in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, should we do your regim? Yep?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>Is driving with long hair the biggest bitch? Because I

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<v Speaker 3>had like a gorgeous updo on my way here. I

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<v Speaker 3>did it before I left the house, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>sat in the driver's seat and oh it was pressing

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<v Speaker 3>up against the bloody head rest, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh fuck, now have to take it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never experienced that I have.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I have a sore neck because I've got

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<v Speaker 3>the wrong posta trying to preserve my updo. It's just painful,

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<v Speaker 3>and I always forget before I leave the house. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>have this beautiful hairdoo, sit in the car and go, ah, ship,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right, that bloody head rest enough. You know you

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<v Speaker 3>can't relate to this Jenney, Oh, Janna can't driven fuck me.

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<v Speaker 3>No one in this room is gonna be able to

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<v Speaker 3>back me up on this. It's quite annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, so it's just you.

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<v Speaker 3>It is just Marom. Sorry to have wasted your time.

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<v Speaker 3>Forget it.

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<v Speaker 5>You have ye a bit of a waiste.

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<v Speaker 2>That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and is

0:11:45.200 --> 0:11:48.600
<v Speaker 2>it just you? All right? We've done ours time for yours?

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<v Speaker 2>And is it just you? If you're on something that

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<v Speaker 2>you that was Draculay, wasn't it? Yeah, big cam. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>she's already here. Justine has sent us a message. Justine,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi, Hi yi, Oh my goodness. I'm so good. How

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<v Speaker 8>are you good?

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<v Speaker 3>You've got a chirpy voice. You've given me a in

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<v Speaker 3>my step just by listening to you.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh mate, I'm at home with baby all day. It's

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<v Speaker 8>just nice to get some mouth eye contact.

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<v Speaker 2>Where are you from, quickly, Justine? What state? What city?

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<v Speaker 8>Victoria? In Bannock boom?

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<v Speaker 3>Where gel have you been to?

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<v Speaker 5>Sovereign hill?

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<v Speaker 8>Shit? Hang on, choking child, Yes I have.

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<v Speaker 3>We're just going to hear a bashing its back.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to say that? Yeah? I love some right,

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<v Speaker 2>all right.

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<v Speaker 8>He's fine, Yes, I've been to sovereign hi lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, well you've got a child to give a

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<v Speaker 2>resuscitation methods too, So we're going to throw to Bradley

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<v Speaker 2>then hit us with your region. Okay?

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<v Speaker 8>Easy?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 8>The charity people who stand in the shopping centers at

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<v Speaker 8>triggers for anxiety and guilt? Also, would it not be

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<v Speaker 8>beneficial to have a coin draft for people to donate,

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<v Speaker 8>because something's better than nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you know what's worse though, Justine, They've adapted. They've

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<v Speaker 3>got the little square things now, so I can't be like,

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<v Speaker 3>oh so I've got no cash on me, I've got

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<v Speaker 3>no coin. Who carries shrapnel?

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<v Speaker 8>These days, we don't even.

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<v Speaker 3>Get that, Justine, Shut your baby up, flute.

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<v Speaker 2>You know they're agreeing with this, They're going, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>completely agree with you. They don't come to me. They

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<v Speaker 2>used to. I don't know what's changed in my demeanor,

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<v Speaker 2>but they used to think, oh, here's a sucker that

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<v Speaker 2>would give money.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, but I have been far more approachable than me.

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<v Speaker 3>My face just says stay away from me, and they

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<v Speaker 3>still approach me.

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<v Speaker 2>It does scream fuck off your eyes. I get the moisturizers,

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<v Speaker 2>the moisturize of people a lot of the time, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a waste because they put it on my hands.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so sweaty as it is, it just slips right

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<v Speaker 2>off onto the floor of Westfield.

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<v Speaker 5>I keep getting the Hello Fresh people.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had them. What do they do?

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<v Speaker 5>They will they stop you?

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<v Speaker 3>They force flies into your hair? Yeah, they're like a central.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm like yes, and they're like, let's bark for

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<v Speaker 5>your free meal.

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<v Speaker 2>Well grow up.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure we've spoken about this before, but I

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<v Speaker 3>really want to send Jenna down to the Central Station

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<v Speaker 3>tunnel with a bunch of Is it just me q arco?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Get her to force our fucking podcast. So do you

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<v Speaker 3>give to charity justcine or are you like me?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 8>I actually do. I give to world Life Wildlife Fund.

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<v Speaker 8>But that's it, and you do.

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<v Speaker 3>That in your own way. You don't do that in

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<v Speaker 3>the shopping center.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 8>The one then here I got fatin hook line and

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<v Speaker 8>sinker to the Guide Dogs when I was like eight

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<v Speaker 8>months pregnant. Yeah, and then the one on Tuesday was

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<v Speaker 8>Victor ching the heart surgeon or something. And here we go,

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<v Speaker 8>So he's asking me if I'd missed a dollar at

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<v Speaker 8>the end of the day, I'm like.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, probably, yeah, probably because it adds that. I

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<v Speaker 3>remember once I got approached by some charity person. It

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<v Speaker 3>might have even been for the Guide Dogs, and I thought,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm feeling giving. I'm going to actually hear them out.

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<v Speaker 3>But it wasn't a one off donation. It was like

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<v Speaker 3>a description where you have to pay.

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<v Speaker 8>I can't do the one off.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The ones that approached you, they want you to pay

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<v Speaker 3>like four bucks a month or twenty bucks a month

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<v Speaker 3>or something, and I was like, oh, I was just

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<v Speaker 3>going to give you this fifty but whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys, inflations hit the world hard. You can't be doing

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<v Speaker 2>that anymore. These charities, I'm sure they're listening.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to a church the other day for a

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<v Speaker 2>wedding and they were asking for donations. Sorry to hear

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<v Speaker 2>that after. Yeah, it was truly horrific. After the wedding,

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<v Speaker 2>and they had a pay pass like a square.

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<v Speaker 3>Read really, I told you everyone's adapting.

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<v Speaker 2>The Catholic church had a QR, a cube tag whatever

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<v Speaker 2>they're called for you to tap your phone and donate money,

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<v Speaker 2>and there wasn't it. You didn't choose how much. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a three to five or fifteen dollars option on

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<v Speaker 2>the touch. Yeah, horrific.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody used to pass around the collection plate at church,

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<v Speaker 3>so they passed the bowl around pew by peu and

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<v Speaker 3>you chuck some coins in, Mom and dad to give

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<v Speaker 3>me and my brother and sister a two dollar coinage

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<v Speaker 3>to put something in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, imagine that.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't picture them having bloody payWave in there. They've

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<v Speaker 3>got a oh you don't have air con of the church,

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<v Speaker 3>but they've got paywaite. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>They they don't even want me to married, but they like,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll take you. I you know what they need to do,

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<v Speaker 2>they need to make them fun again. Remember those donations.

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<v Speaker 2>It was back when we were kids. It was bang

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<v Speaker 2>on probably like two thousand and five, two thousand and six.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like this big yellow bucket and you'd put

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar corner, a ten cent corner of five, any

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<v Speaker 2>coin around and for about forty seconds, and then it

0:16:20.080 --> 0:16:21.600
<v Speaker 2>would get right to the end. It would fall in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle where all the other money was. No.

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<v Speaker 3>But just when you thought it was going to drop

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<v Speaker 3>it and linger down there.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, it was made us gay, go us

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<v Speaker 2>into rimming, which thought that seems fun.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope we don't speak at just seeing your baby?

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<v Speaker 3>Are be able to hear this?

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<v Speaker 8>Filthy?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god?

0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Watch a hot seat?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh no, the yell? Super simple songs? Have you heard

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<v Speaker 8>it before?

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<v Speaker 3>But?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh mind getting out? What YouTube? Super simple songs?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that like the YouTube channel super simple Songs?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me get it up. So is it popular?

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<v Speaker 8>I feel like it is. It's got quite a lot

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<v Speaker 8>of views. And they have like a live stream where

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<v Speaker 8>they just play song after song after song.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that sounds nice.

0:17:01.880 --> 0:17:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Super simple songs.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you watching the live one? Now we'll tune in,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll watch together.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, super simple songs. Sixty two million views.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Justine, just come here for an escape from this ship,

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<v Speaker 3>and now we're playing the same music.

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<v Speaker 8>Wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>These are my long This is my nose, my ears,

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<v Speaker 3>pretty simple. Actually, he's my mouse this and the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>These are my cheek, just bending over. This is my

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<v Speaker 2>well that seems my nummy.

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<v Speaker 8>Along with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's so good, just Justine, there's some Stockholm syndrome

0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.200
<v Speaker 3>going on here. You hate them? You know all the words?

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<v Speaker 2>I agree? Thank you, Justine.

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<v Speaker 3>If your kid young enough that you can still swear

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<v Speaker 3>in front of him a month isn't that a beautiful

0:18:01.600 --> 0:18:04.200
<v Speaker 3>time when you don't have to adapt your way of life? Really,

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<v Speaker 3>it's so good.

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<v Speaker 8>But you know he'll get to that age and it'll

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<v Speaker 8>be like, God, damn it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's his name?

0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:11.040
<v Speaker 8>Ashton?

0:18:11.200 --> 0:18:13.239
<v Speaker 3>So you can be like Ashton, your fuck fate and

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<v Speaker 3>he won't even know. He won't even know.

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<v Speaker 8>My husband calls him a little shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's funny when a woman does it. Justine, thank

0:18:23.600 --> 0:18:25.040
<v Speaker 2>you for coming on the show. If you've got an

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<v Speaker 2>is it just you? No worries of your own?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't forget though, don't forget to stalk Price keeper Jenna

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<v Speaker 3>at a couple of miches on Instagram. It'll send you

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<v Speaker 3>something cute.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, and you can text us as well. If you've

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<v Speaker 2>got an is is it just you? Of your own? On? O? God?

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<v Speaker 3>Why do you spring this on me?

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<v Speaker 10>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>For one two seven one two o nine two. I

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<v Speaker 3>quite like my phone number.

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<v Speaker 2>Call Jim hot and I don't call sorry, Oh fucking

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<v Speaker 2>don't cause.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I had a shocking Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say that. Why what happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, when I went back to my childhood home, something

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<v Speaker 3>happened that just made me feel like someone had grabbed

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<v Speaker 3>my heart ripped it out of my tits and hurled

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<v Speaker 3>it against the wall. Splat. Oh, I was devastated.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't even know if this will make sense

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<v Speaker 3>to you because you're a city boy. Any city people

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<v Speaker 3>listening might not understand this either. But all the TV

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<v Speaker 3>stations in the country have different names.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I didn't know that yet.

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<v Speaker 3>So like Channel seven is called Prime, Channel nine is

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<v Speaker 3>called Win, and so on and so on and so.

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<v Speaker 3>Back at home, when you watch Channel seven or Prime,

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<v Speaker 3>they had their mascot which was Prime Possum.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, I don't know who that is, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure they were lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>Well at seven thirty every night after Home and Away,

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<v Speaker 3>Prime Possum would pop up on screen and say it's

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<v Speaker 3>time to go to bed. It was like a cute

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<v Speaker 3>little thing away to encourage kids to go to bed early.

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<v Speaker 3>Got any young kids. If they're sitting there watching TV

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<v Speaker 3>and they're going Pharaoh, it's like, now Possum told you

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<v Speaker 3>to go to bed.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, I'm sure there was probably adult content then following,

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<v Speaker 2>and this was a nice distinction as well, to say

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<v Speaker 2>adult stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a bit early, don't you reckon it?

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<v Speaker 6>Is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe an NCIS can be a bit confronting at

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<v Speaker 2>seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, and that's usually eight thirty, but in summer, the

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<v Speaker 3>sun's still up.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually, yeh.

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<v Speaker 3>I did figure that you'd never heard Prime possum in

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<v Speaker 3>your life. So this is what would come up on

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<v Speaker 3>the TV at seven thirty every night. It's the end

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<v Speaker 3>of another big day. We've all had fun, and now

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<v Speaker 3>it's time for Possum and all his pals to go

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<v Speaker 3>to bed. Good night Possum, Good night boys and girls.

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet dreams that it's actually quite nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's cute. That wasn't the possum The possum's nonverbal Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>that was side bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Well, I mean he's also nocturnal, so I doubt

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<v Speaker 2>that you're going to bed at seven thirty. Look, we're

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<v Speaker 2>not going to get scientific about it all, are we.

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<v Speaker 3>And so anyway, it was called Prime for a long time,

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<v Speaker 3>and then it was like twenty eleven or something that

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<v Speaker 3>they became Prime seven. So they were kind of, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>acknowledging the fact that we're part of channels, but we'll

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<v Speaker 3>keep our name Prime seven with a hybrid.

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<v Speaker 2>Where is this going? I'm so interested to see how

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<v Speaker 2>this made you distraught?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, when I went home over Christmas, I looked up

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<v Speaker 3>at the TV at the pub. Actually, yeah, looked up

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<v Speaker 3>at the TV and they had the local news on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, that's Dan, our local news guy. Why

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<v Speaker 3>is there a seven news logo? They've changed the channel

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<v Speaker 3>name to just Channel seven, so there's no Prime, no

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<v Speaker 3>mention of Prime. Is it channel seven Orange or whatever?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, which means well, there's no.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucking alliteration with seven possum? Is there?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, they've euthanized the prime possum.

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<v Speaker 3>Well I don't know that for a fact, but I

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<v Speaker 3>can only assume because even Prime seven possum had no ring.

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<v Speaker 2>To it Prime seven possum, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Seven possum certainly has the ring to it. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>surely they're not going to get rid of the possum.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure they have to, wouldn't they.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they could do seven possums. Oh that's much, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not scare the kids. They couldn't do seven possums.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's also not their property, like prime possum is

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<v Speaker 3>primes and so Channel seven brought them out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good core.

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<v Speaker 3>So I don't know what's happening to Prime possum? But

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<v Speaker 3>I feel we need to investigate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, they could get market.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going for Tracy Grims. Sorry, no, we're going full

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<v Speaker 3>Alice and langdon on this shit?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean? Who want us to call channel so?

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<v Speaker 2>I do?

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<v Speaker 3>I do? You might have to google their number. I

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<v Speaker 3>think their headquarters is in Canberra. I was just even saying,

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<v Speaker 3>call Channel seven sounds wrong. I want you to call

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<v Speaker 3>bloody Prime.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, but it's gone. It's no longer around,

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<v Speaker 2>so you don't know that. Okay, So I.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously wasn't watching at seven thirty. I didn't keep an

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<v Speaker 3>eye out for the possum, but I was just like,

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<v Speaker 3>too much change. Like I go home for the nostalgia,

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<v Speaker 3>and the beauty of going home is that nothing's changed.

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<v Speaker 2>Does your sister get the where she lives? Does she

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<v Speaker 2>get Prime? Or is she on Channel seven?

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<v Speaker 3>No one gets Prime now nationwide it's going gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck. I thought you meant just that local market that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Where there is no more Prime. Wow? Seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Is win still a thing with Channel nine? You're kidding

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<v Speaker 2>to the network a kid? Wow? He famously don't have

0:22:49.280 --> 0:22:50.760
<v Speaker 2>asked that. I didn't know the there was the.

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<v Speaker 3>Whole confusing period where there was like an affiliation switch,

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<v Speaker 3>so WIN was always channel nine and then it became

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<v Speaker 3>Channel ten, but they still called it WIN. We're so confused.

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, why is the project on WIN? She couldn't

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<v Speaker 3>get it through her head. And then they swapped back

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<v Speaker 3>and now it's just nine.

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<v Speaker 2>So yourself out TV Networks.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've got the regional folk are very confused.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got Channel seven, wogga woggle, We'll start there. I've

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<v Speaker 2>also got the head office, like Mitch setting camera. We

0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:18.200
<v Speaker 2>can get there if we need to, So I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think we need I don't think, yeah, we don't need

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<v Speaker 2>to go to the big guns. And I've just been

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<v Speaker 2>in camera. There's federal police all through that town. We

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to pisce anyone off.

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<v Speaker 3>And if they don't give us clear answer, it's a

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<v Speaker 3>short flight to camera. D Hayden just drive it them

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<v Speaker 3>and say we're in the bullshit. Fuck is my possum?

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Charis, how are you? My name's Mitch. We're just

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<v Speaker 2>recording a podcast. We have a question for you if

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<v Speaker 2>you don't mind answering. We want to know what happened

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<v Speaker 2>to the prime possa.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it still there?

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<v Speaker 9>Well, we're not Prime anymore where else? Channel seven?

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<v Speaker 3>That's the problem. Did you keep the possum though with

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<v Speaker 3>the name change?

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<v Speaker 9>I really don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm the secretary.

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<v Speaker 3>Here is watched Channel seven at seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Fair enough, this is perfect, fair enough. We're just conducting

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<v Speaker 2>an investigation because we host a podcast. We're very interested

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<v Speaker 2>in where the Prime possum has gone.

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<v Speaker 3>Very emotionally attacked.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitchell, my co hos is beside himself. He has a

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<v Speaker 2>whole ringtail collection based on the Prime poss So can

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<v Speaker 2>you could you connect this to a marketing person or

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<v Speaker 2>do you know perhaps if it still comes on.

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<v Speaker 9>At seven, maybe you could send the newsroom an email?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I get a contact? That's a good step in

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<v Speaker 2>the investigation.

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<v Speaker 9>Sure, so it's swagger dot news at seven SCV and

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<v Speaker 9>uh huh dot com dot au.

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<v Speaker 3>Were you working there when it was called Prime?

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<v Speaker 8>No?

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<v Speaker 9>I wasn't. So you're just a very tilan and.

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<v Speaker 3>Talossum. Anyway, we'll leave you to it. Thank you for calling.

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<v Speaker 2>We appreciate this was on the podcast. I hope you

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<v Speaker 2>don't mind, but we'll let you know if we find

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<v Speaker 2>the possum. Okay, thank you, Thank you so much. What

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<v Speaker 2>a sweetheart she was.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not emailing a newsroom. I need an answer now.

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<v Speaker 2>I did even write it down. That's call Canbra.

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<v Speaker 3>Why did you waste time with that?

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<v Speaker 2>She seemed lovely elso I didn't want to freak her out.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's you.

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<v Speaker 3>Should have said, forget it. I'll go straight to the

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<v Speaker 3>top of the headquarters within camera.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know what, it's a good sign that she

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<v Speaker 2>knew what we were talking about. And it's good that

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<v Speaker 2>she didn't know instinct like straight away. Why I want

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<v Speaker 2>the ant because then if it was killed, there would

0:25:12.280 --> 0:25:13.760
<v Speaker 2>have been an all starf email. There was an all

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<v Speaker 2>starf femail when that buddy horse girl started here at Iran.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it'd be an all starf email when the

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<v Speaker 2>possum is euthanized six two. What if I got caught

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<v Speaker 2>in a possum trap in the roof?

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<v Speaker 3>You know, say, that's an odd choice of like cute animal.

0:25:28.880 --> 0:25:36.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, maybe we should pitch them backups.

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<v Speaker 3>Are like pests. Why have they made that their mascot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a good call.

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<v Speaker 3>The Channel seven snake, the wind.

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<v Speaker 2>Grub, oh my goal camera.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you for calling prime seven. Business inquiry, please dial one.

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<v Speaker 7>commercial you have seen on Prime seven, seven to two

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<v Speaker 7>or seven mate, please darn one. If you have an

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<v Speaker 7>inquiry about our program schedule, please dall two more. If

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<v Speaker 7>you have a news story you would like us to

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<v Speaker 7>know about, please darl three B to an operator, dull four.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Let's go straight to the operator.

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<v Speaker 11>Hello, Cisco Unity Connection Messaging System. From a TOUCHTNE telephone.

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:51.919
<v Speaker 11>You may dart an extension at any time. Bell the

0:26:52.000 --> 0:26:56.040
<v Speaker 11>last and first name, then press hash fop you, press

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<v Speaker 11>seven for Z, press nine for help, Press zero.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, RESID zero. That was very confusing.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, there is no operator available at this hour. Smooth

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<v Speaker 4>answer each of the following questions. At the end of

0:27:11.760 --> 0:27:15.800
<v Speaker 4>each answer, you may press pound pound What person or

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<v Speaker 4>department are you trying to reach?

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<v Speaker 2>The possum?

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<v Speaker 4>Any other information you would like to leave.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do to the possum? I hung up

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<v Speaker 2>on them.

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<v Speaker 3>W What if I was the local business owner in

0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 3>Canberra and I was like, I'm going to bring up

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<v Speaker 3>the Telly and see if I can get a TV

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<v Speaker 3>out on. Yeah, exactly easy. I'll go orange Orange, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>try this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, they could do the seventh Seal.

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<v Speaker 9>Seven News Michelle speaking Helo Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is Mitch. I'm also here with Mitch. We're

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<v Speaker 2>recording a podcast with the iHeartRadio network. We're investigating the

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<v Speaker 2>missing Prime Possum that used to wear on the Prime

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<v Speaker 2>network or is it missing? Or is it missing? We

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<v Speaker 2>just don't know if you can help us out here.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm not sure, Mitch and Mitch, but I do think

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<v Speaker 9>you for calling, would you like me to do some

0:28:05.680 --> 0:28:07.360
<v Speaker 9>asking around to see if we can find out where

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<v Speaker 9>Prime possum might be.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he used to pop up at seven thirty every

0:28:10.240 --> 0:28:11.879
<v Speaker 3>night after Home and Away and say go to bed

0:28:12.000 --> 0:28:13.399
<v Speaker 3>boys and girls? Is he doing that or her?

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<v Speaker 9>He's not at the moment, Maybe he see I think

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<v Speaker 9>maybe he's still recovering from you know, pandemics and those

0:28:20.200 --> 0:28:23.719
<v Speaker 9>sorts of things. Yes, but we will we need to

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<v Speaker 9>touch base with Prime Possum again and just make sure

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<v Speaker 9>he's feeling okay, and then he's willing to come back

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<v Speaker 9>and encourage the boys and girls of the region that

0:28:31.280 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 9>it is time to go to bed.

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<v Speaker 3>Is he even going to be called the prime Possum anymore?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, that's an excellent question. I would have to look

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:40.840
<v Speaker 9>into that for you. You weren't there, I know, but I

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:43.920
<v Speaker 9>am new here, so we have to ask, you know,

0:28:44.000 --> 0:28:48.479
<v Speaker 9>the people higher up who have direct contact with Prime Possum.

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<v Speaker 2>Sonny Krueger, you need to answer.

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<v Speaker 3>We tried to call Channel seven and Wagger as well,

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<v Speaker 3>and she said that she was new there as well

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<v Speaker 3>and didn't know. I reckon, they just guarded the whole business.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyone that knew the truth about Prime Possum, they got

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<v Speaker 3>rid of them.

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<v Speaker 9>Be onto something. Are we creating our own news so

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<v Speaker 9>that we can do an investigation into the location of

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<v Speaker 9>Prime Possum?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>You are in Orange's my news day every day?

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<v Speaker 2>What another fair? I bet? All right? Well, Michelle, great

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<v Speaker 2>to chat to you. What's your surname?

0:29:15.800 --> 0:29:17.920
<v Speaker 9>Eighties Cook's cool.

0:29:18.640 --> 0:29:20.160
<v Speaker 2>That's a great news. Can you give us a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of your news? What's happening today in Orange?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

0:29:23.000 --> 0:29:26.840
<v Speaker 9>Well, breaking news. We've got the hospital upgrade. They're having

0:29:26.920 --> 0:29:29.000
<v Speaker 9>their master plan revealed so you can check out the

0:29:29.000 --> 0:29:31.600
<v Speaker 9>new facility sort of hopefully hopefully coming their way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's fantastic news.

0:29:33.720 --> 0:29:34.440
<v Speaker 7>It is good news.

0:29:35.080 --> 0:29:36.160
<v Speaker 9>Need better health services.

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<v Speaker 2>I completely agree. Maybe that's where the Possum went wrong.

0:29:39.520 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 2>Maybe just too late for prime Possum. Well, thank you

0:29:41.840 --> 0:29:44.080
<v Speaker 2>for helping our investigation. This was, of course on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for coming on.

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<v Speaker 9>Thanks very much, Micham Mitchell.

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:50.320
<v Speaker 2>I think she was a fan.

0:29:50.400 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm not satisfied.

0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:55.120
<v Speaker 5>That's not Orange News. That's a Dove own.

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:57.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but it's Central West. They kind of cover everyone.

0:29:57.600 --> 0:29:59.360
<v Speaker 5>But I want to know Orange News.

0:29:59.560 --> 0:30:01.400
<v Speaker 3>Now, let me look, there's one in Orange. There's one

0:30:01.400 --> 0:30:03.400
<v Speaker 3>in act the camera, and we tried that.

0:30:03.720 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 2>We can't keep calling newsrooms. No one's gonna know.

0:30:06.040 --> 0:30:06.800
<v Speaker 5>I have to know.

0:30:07.160 --> 0:30:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Someone's gonna have to know.

0:30:09.040 --> 0:30:11.400
<v Speaker 2>It's not on Telly's that's what she. Michelle just said,

0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 2>it's currently not on TV.

0:30:14.000 --> 0:30:15.600
<v Speaker 3>She could have been a bit more sensitively.

0:30:15.680 --> 0:30:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Sorry. Sorry, I'm sorry. I just think you've got selective hearing.

0:30:19.360 --> 0:30:21.239
<v Speaker 2>But the truth is that the Possum isn't on and

0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:22.160
<v Speaker 2>I heard it, so did Gen.

0:30:22.360 --> 0:30:24.840
<v Speaker 3>She made it sound like it wasn't definitive. She goes, oh,

0:30:24.880 --> 0:30:26.040
<v Speaker 3>the possum had COVID.

0:30:26.080 --> 0:30:29.320
<v Speaker 2>Weirdly, that was a lie. Possums don't get COVID.

0:30:29.360 --> 0:30:31.520
<v Speaker 3>They get I think she was pulling the way my slit.

0:30:32.400 --> 0:30:36.680
<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, the mystery of the Prime Possum lives on

0:30:37.440 --> 0:30:39.400
<v Speaker 2>if you're in a local area that has a Prime

0:30:39.480 --> 0:30:41.960
<v Speaker 2>network or Channel seven. Now let us know.

0:30:42.080 --> 0:30:43.240
<v Speaker 3>I think they're in Tamworth.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, Okay, let's continue the investigation. It could still

0:30:47.640 --> 0:30:52.480
<v Speaker 2>be good news yet for Prime Possum. It's exciting me.

0:30:52.520 --> 0:30:53.280
<v Speaker 2>That means we're excited.

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:57.520
<v Speaker 3>The number for ten worths To me, I just want

0:30:57.560 --> 0:30:59.240
<v Speaker 3>to hear it from someone's mouth. He's gone and he's

0:30:59.240 --> 0:31:01.200
<v Speaker 3>never coming back, because he left me a glimmer of hope.

0:31:01.200 --> 0:31:02.760
<v Speaker 3>But I don't appreciate being fibbed too.

0:31:03.600 --> 0:31:05.080
<v Speaker 2>She did say that he might come back.

0:31:05.840 --> 0:31:08.280
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but she's new she I feel like she was

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:09.160
<v Speaker 5>just making it up.

0:31:09.520 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 8>Seven. How can I help you?

0:31:11.000 --> 0:31:14.200
<v Speaker 2>Hello, It's Mitch and Mitchire from an iHeartRadio podcast. We're

0:31:14.240 --> 0:31:17.880
<v Speaker 2>currently doing an investigation into the Prime Possum. We're wondering

0:31:18.000 --> 0:31:20.560
<v Speaker 2>where or if the Prime Possum is still on air.

0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Every night before the kids go to bed. You're wondering

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:23.400
<v Speaker 2>if you can help.

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:27.080
<v Speaker 8>No, not, as far as I know. Prime Possum.

0:31:27.280 --> 0:31:28.960
<v Speaker 3>It's Prime. Want some dead in the water now that

0:31:29.000 --> 0:31:29.720
<v Speaker 3>you're Channel seven?

0:31:31.200 --> 0:31:31.400
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

0:31:32.120 --> 0:31:34.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh so so they did they remove Prime Possum when

0:31:34.600 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 2>the network changed.

0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:39.560
<v Speaker 9>Well, it's a Prime seven which doesn't exist anymore.

0:31:39.600 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 10>So yeah, though they can't use the Prime postham anymore.

0:31:42.560 --> 0:31:44.560
<v Speaker 3>Ah, the brutal, honestly I needed.

0:31:44.640 --> 0:31:44.800
<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

0:31:44.960 --> 0:31:46.560
<v Speaker 2>We've called around a couple of newsrooms and you're the

0:31:46.600 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 2>only one that's been on us. Someone said, oh, he's

0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 2>recovering from COVID, and we thought, no, no, we want

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:50.920
<v Speaker 2>the truth.

0:31:51.200 --> 0:31:53.560
<v Speaker 3>Have you been working there since it was called Prime?

0:31:54.680 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 8>Yees?

0:31:55.240 --> 0:31:57.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh so you'd be missing him just as much as

0:31:57.040 --> 0:31:58.560
<v Speaker 3>I am.

0:31:58.920 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:31:59.480 --> 0:32:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you sound destrawed. Well, thank you very much. This

0:32:03.000 --> 0:32:05.160
<v Speaker 2>is of course on the iHeart Radio podcast. We appreciate

0:32:05.160 --> 0:32:07.720
<v Speaker 2>you being on. Thank you for helping our investigation get

0:32:07.720 --> 0:32:08.400
<v Speaker 2>to the next level.

0:32:08.800 --> 0:32:10.320
<v Speaker 3>Thank you so well.

0:32:10.440 --> 0:32:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Investigation closed. The Prime Possum no longer exists.

0:32:16.440 --> 0:32:18.520
<v Speaker 5>Wow, that's really sad to we buy the suit.

0:32:19.240 --> 0:32:23.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good, call call them back. I feel like they

0:32:23.320 --> 0:32:25.080
<v Speaker 3>can't just kill the possum off and leave it at

0:32:25.120 --> 0:32:27.480
<v Speaker 3>that they need a new mascot to tell people to

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:29.320
<v Speaker 3>go to bed and just have that cute little presence.

0:32:29.480 --> 0:32:30.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's very wholesome.

0:32:30.880 --> 0:32:33.280
<v Speaker 3>My, can't they have the the seven skunk?

0:32:33.840 --> 0:32:35.720
<v Speaker 2>Ah did scare the kids? Don't you think.

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:38.440
<v Speaker 3>It's on par with the possum?

0:32:38.600 --> 0:32:41.840
<v Speaker 2>What if you did the seven rings? Like seven rings?

0:32:41.840 --> 0:32:42.520
<v Speaker 2>It's the song.

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:46.840
<v Speaker 3>No, it needs to have an alliteration like prime possum,

0:32:46.880 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 3>the seven swan. Oh, that's actually quite peaceful, like that

0:32:50.960 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 3>trying to go to bed, boys and girls.

0:32:52.640 --> 0:32:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Ah Jesus.

0:32:54.320 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 5>Also, it can't get into a bed because it's a swan.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck me, that's good.

0:32:58.400 --> 0:33:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Call the seven centerpiece, seven legs. Kids love bugs.

0:33:05.720 --> 0:33:07.440
<v Speaker 3>Imagine a live sized centipede.

0:33:07.480 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 2>You can hear it crawl into bed kids, seven centipedes

0:33:10.720 --> 0:33:13.760
<v Speaker 2>doing the same good night. Is also shedding his skin.

0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Now that's scary.

0:33:16.640 --> 0:33:21.040
<v Speaker 3>The seven squid that doesn't go to bed doesn't.

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:24.040
<v Speaker 2>And I don't think it does, and it stinks.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right?

0:33:25.720 --> 0:33:26.080
<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon?

0:33:26.160 --> 0:33:28.600
<v Speaker 3>They went with prime possum because it was somehow comforting

0:33:28.600 --> 0:33:30.120
<v Speaker 3>to the kids that there's a possum in the roof.

0:33:30.440 --> 0:33:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe. Also, I think apossum is so everyone knows

0:33:34.520 --> 0:33:36.560
<v Speaker 2>it everyone knows the possum, you know.

0:33:37.360 --> 0:33:40.920
<v Speaker 3>I think you'll find everyone knows a salamander salamon.

0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:42.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but kids don't want to pick up a salamander

0:33:42.960 --> 0:33:44.480
<v Speaker 2>and take it home and cuddle it into bed.

0:33:45.000 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 3>I've literally just googled animals beginning with S, and they're

0:33:47.800 --> 0:33:53.280
<v Speaker 3>all not comforting. Name some salamander, salmon, seahorse, steel shark, sheep,

0:33:53.640 --> 0:33:59.840
<v Speaker 3>the seven.

0:33:56.960 --> 0:33:58.840
<v Speaker 2>Seven sheep, seven sheep.

0:33:58.600 --> 0:34:02.480
<v Speaker 3>Seven skunk, squid, squirrel, seven squirrel.

0:34:02.520 --> 0:34:04.959
<v Speaker 2>That's actually okay now, but they're not native to this country.

0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:08.240
<v Speaker 2>It's great if it was right not here? What else?

0:34:08.680 --> 0:34:10.560
<v Speaker 3>And then this one that can't be all of them?

0:34:10.760 --> 0:34:13.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, Sony Krueger hosts every other show at that fucking network.

0:34:13.080 --> 0:34:16.160
<v Speaker 2>They should just do the seventh son Yeah, good night, kids,

0:34:16.480 --> 0:34:18.520
<v Speaker 2>to go to bed. I've got a spray ten at eight,

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:20.240
<v Speaker 2>so I'm heading off just like you.

0:34:20.400 --> 0:34:24.319
<v Speaker 3>Or the seven saber toothed tiger. Oh now that put

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:27.280
<v Speaker 3>me to sleep in terror, Yeah exactly, go to bed.

0:34:28.480 --> 0:34:31.880
<v Speaker 2>I do it. Yeah, yeah, I like that, actually, I

0:34:31.960 --> 0:34:35.240
<v Speaker 2>like that. And teeth can be little sevens yeah, because

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:36.440
<v Speaker 2>it's just me.

0:34:38.480 --> 0:34:41.200
<v Speaker 6>You can follow the show online, just search a couple

0:34:41.200 --> 0:34:41.800
<v Speaker 6>of miches.

0:34:42.040 --> 0:34:46.120
<v Speaker 3>If you don't you're a tighead. Let's hear about couple's

0:34:46.160 --> 0:34:47.640
<v Speaker 3>first fights, shall we? Oh?

0:34:47.760 --> 0:34:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I did bring me a bit of joy to

0:34:49.520 --> 0:34:50.880
<v Speaker 2>hear about your first fight with Sean.

0:34:50.920 --> 0:34:53.400
<v Speaker 3>Not because I want you to keep telling you I

0:34:53.400 --> 0:34:54.399
<v Speaker 3>haven't had the first fight.

0:34:54.600 --> 0:34:55.959
<v Speaker 2>No, No, it's a good point.

0:34:56.120 --> 0:34:57.840
<v Speaker 3>I haven't had the first fight. And that's why I

0:34:57.920 --> 0:35:00.000
<v Speaker 3>want to hear about others, because I'm like, maybe I'll

0:35:00.120 --> 0:35:02.799
<v Speaker 3>more patient than people give me credit for. Because if

0:35:02.840 --> 0:35:05.319
<v Speaker 3>I hear about these fights, I'll be able to tell, oh,

0:35:05.400 --> 0:35:06.680
<v Speaker 3>would I ark up about that?

0:35:06.800 --> 0:35:06.880
<v Speaker 9>Or what?

0:35:07.000 --> 0:35:07.759
<v Speaker 3>I just let its line?

0:35:07.840 --> 0:35:09.120
<v Speaker 2>It still does shy water.

0:35:09.040 --> 0:35:11.280
<v Speaker 3>Off a duck's clear era. I'm just like, easy breezing.

0:35:11.320 --> 0:35:12.400
<v Speaker 3>Now that's true.

0:35:12.400 --> 0:35:14.520
<v Speaker 2>You actually have been far more genner. Have you noticed

0:35:14.520 --> 0:35:16.880
<v Speaker 2>the easy breezy nature I have? I have?

0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:17.680
<v Speaker 3>Thank you?

0:35:18.160 --> 0:35:20.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, So these just some stories from idiots listeners of

0:35:20.480 --> 0:35:22.439
<v Speaker 2>the podcast that have experienced the same thing.

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:24.799
<v Speaker 3>Yes, let's go to Shannon first. He's on the line now,

0:35:24.920 --> 0:35:28.560
<v Speaker 3>Shann Doug, Hi, Hi, Hi, tell us about your couple's fight.

0:35:29.360 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 10>Okay. So when my partner first moved in, I felt

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:36.560
<v Speaker 10>a bit bad because obviously he's moving in and he's

0:35:36.560 --> 0:35:39.640
<v Speaker 10>got his shit everywhere, and so I thought I'd do

0:35:39.760 --> 0:35:43.759
<v Speaker 10>is watching for him. And so two weeks go by

0:35:44.080 --> 0:35:46.799
<v Speaker 10>and I think, Okay, that's enough. I'm not doing his

0:35:46.880 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 10>wa washing anymore.

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 8>He can do it himself.

0:35:49.800 --> 0:35:52.839
<v Speaker 10>I didn't tell him that, but I assumed he would

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:58.400
<v Speaker 10>have noticed by the fact that his parlor clothes, you know,

0:35:58.680 --> 0:36:02.960
<v Speaker 10>like you his brain a little bit. But anyway, so

0:36:03.560 --> 0:36:08.280
<v Speaker 10>come Monday morning at five o'clock, he's yelling like, where

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:11.520
<v Speaker 10>the fuck is my clothes? They clean? Blah blah blah,

0:36:11.520 --> 0:36:14.799
<v Speaker 10>five am, yes, five, I am, And.

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:17.399
<v Speaker 8>I'm like hell no, hell no.

0:36:17.520 --> 0:36:18.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh wow.

0:36:18.040 --> 0:36:23.400
<v Speaker 10>So my eyes like literally rolled into the back of

0:36:23.440 --> 0:36:26.879
<v Speaker 10>my brain like the moment I came like they came

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:29.920
<v Speaker 10>forward again. It's almost like my partner saw like a

0:36:29.960 --> 0:36:33.280
<v Speaker 10>ghost or something, because he just completely like went white,

0:36:33.480 --> 0:36:36.840
<v Speaker 10>and I like unleashed my demon on him. And I

0:36:36.880 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 10>was like, I don't weigh your fucking clothes. You can

0:36:39.640 --> 0:36:40.960
<v Speaker 10>clean your fucking self.

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:45.040
<v Speaker 3>Yes, honestly, I'm saving on your behalf. He sounds like

0:36:45.080 --> 0:36:48.040
<v Speaker 3>a pig penis Is it possible that he moved straight

0:36:48.080 --> 0:36:49.880
<v Speaker 3>out of his parents place into your place?

0:36:50.480 --> 0:36:50.880
<v Speaker 10>Literally?

0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:51.359
<v Speaker 8>Did that?

0:36:51.560 --> 0:36:54.359
<v Speaker 3>There we go washing too?

0:36:54.400 --> 0:36:55.080
<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting.

0:36:56.560 --> 0:37:00.920
<v Speaker 10>Ricks Well, six years later, I still haven't done his washing.

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:03.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's actually a beautiful love story.

0:37:03.480 --> 0:37:05.279
<v Speaker 3>I love that there was a growth in the end.

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:06.319
<v Speaker 2>Disney should write it.

0:37:06.600 --> 0:37:07.040
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:37:07.120 --> 0:37:09.360
<v Speaker 10>I feel a bit bad at the moment because he's

0:37:09.400 --> 0:37:12.120
<v Speaker 10>broken his arm, but I'm still on the principle of

0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:13.960
<v Speaker 10>the matter. I'm not washing his clothes.

0:37:16.520 --> 0:37:20.600
<v Speaker 2>He's got a broken A little bit you can soften, yes,

0:37:21.520 --> 0:37:23.359
<v Speaker 2>well no, I'm glad you said your ground though.

0:37:23.400 --> 0:37:26.320
<v Speaker 3>I hope you live happily ever after. Shan Dog Oh,

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:29.400
<v Speaker 3>thank you, Thik Shannon. Yeah, thanks Shannon. Let's go to

0:37:29.520 --> 0:37:31.879
<v Speaker 3>Rache now. So she sent this in This was her

0:37:32.200 --> 0:37:33.239
<v Speaker 3>first couple's fight.

0:37:33.960 --> 0:37:39.120
<v Speaker 12>Hey guys, rach here. So my now husband boyfriend. Then

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:42.440
<v Speaker 12>and I moved herm Bathurst in New South Wales to

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 12>Melbourne just after we had finished UNI to start our

0:37:46.040 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 12>big city jobs. And we are moving into our little

0:37:50.040 --> 0:37:54.040
<v Speaker 12>shoebox apartment. Everything's so exciting. We've got the Ikea furniture

0:37:54.719 --> 0:37:57.480
<v Speaker 12>so gone to seven eleven and I thought, you know what,

0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:00.440
<v Speaker 12>I'm going to get myself a Mars bar as a

0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 12>treat for when we're finished unpacking. So got the mars bar,

0:38:03.800 --> 0:38:07.799
<v Speaker 12>popped it in our new fridge. Finished unpacking, keen as ever,

0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:10.759
<v Speaker 12>I've been thinking about this fucking chocolate all day, go

0:38:10.840 --> 0:38:14.040
<v Speaker 12>to get it and it's not there. Nick had eaten

0:38:14.360 --> 0:38:18.319
<v Speaker 12>the mas bar. Now, he claims, to this day, I

0:38:18.400 --> 0:38:20.480
<v Speaker 12>will remind you we have been together for a very

0:38:20.520 --> 0:38:22.600
<v Speaker 12>long time. Now, we are married with a baby, and

0:38:22.640 --> 0:38:26.960
<v Speaker 12>we are still arguing over whose mars bar it was.

0:38:27.719 --> 0:38:30.120
<v Speaker 12>He insists that you know it was a universal mars bar.

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:31.080
<v Speaker 3>It wasn't.

0:38:31.360 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 12>It was my mars bar to eat after we had

0:38:34.560 --> 0:38:38.480
<v Speaker 12>finished unpacking, and the prick has fucking eaten it on me.

0:38:38.840 --> 0:38:41.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh, I love rage, obviously, team rage.

0:38:41.800 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 2>No, I'm team him. What yeah, you know, No, No,

0:38:45.360 --> 0:38:47.040
<v Speaker 2>I can see he's definitely in the wrong, but I'm

0:38:47.080 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 2>still team him because it's love and you need to

0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:51.759
<v Speaker 2>let your partner do things like that from now.

0:38:51.840 --> 0:38:55.080
<v Speaker 5>And then bought that mars bar. It's her bar, Yes.

0:38:54.920 --> 0:38:57.160
<v Speaker 2>It is, but he's also in the house. He paid

0:38:57.160 --> 0:38:58.360
<v Speaker 2>for half that fridge, I'm sure.

0:38:58.480 --> 0:39:00.480
<v Speaker 3>But they were at the servo together. He wanted to

0:39:00.520 --> 0:39:03.240
<v Speaker 3>get himself a mars bar. Why didn't he get one

0:39:03.440 --> 0:39:05.839
<v Speaker 3>good call? He didn't think she had the foresight to think, God,

0:39:05.880 --> 0:39:07.879
<v Speaker 3>this is going to just hit the clip right after

0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:10.280
<v Speaker 3>I finished unpacking at treat he was too.

0:39:10.160 --> 0:39:11.080
<v Speaker 2>Busy bread winning.

0:39:13.520 --> 0:39:15.480
<v Speaker 3>The reason she said a voice message is because she's

0:39:15.560 --> 0:39:16.279
<v Speaker 3>busy at work.

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:19.439
<v Speaker 2>Dare you shits doing? She clearly said, but we both

0:39:19.480 --> 0:39:22.120
<v Speaker 2>have big city jobs. Now I'm just speaking shit. Staer. Also,

0:39:22.160 --> 0:39:23.799
<v Speaker 2>I just I've done. I do that to Hayden all

0:39:23.800 --> 0:39:25.319
<v Speaker 2>the time. I eat things that he's put in the fridge.

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:27.799
<v Speaker 2>Last night I did. It was with a Gomez burrito bar,

0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:29.920
<v Speaker 2>and he came home and you know, he said, I'm

0:39:29.920 --> 0:39:31.920
<v Speaker 2>so excited to eat Michael's with a game As burrito bar,

0:39:32.480 --> 0:39:33.279
<v Speaker 2>and I'd eaten it.

0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:35.440
<v Speaker 3>Do you know what. I don't think i'd have a

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:38.480
<v Speaker 3>fight about something like this, but I would absolutely cause

0:39:38.520 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 3>a scene. Yeah yeah, Well, and in this instance, if

0:39:41.280 --> 0:39:42.960
<v Speaker 3>I had a Mars bar that I was saving and

0:39:42.960 --> 0:39:44.799
<v Speaker 3>Sean ate it, he'd feel so terrible he'd go by

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:48.040
<v Speaker 3>me a lifetime. Supply he wouldn't just let it slide.

0:39:48.160 --> 0:39:49.879
<v Speaker 3>But I did have something like that happened as a kid.

0:39:50.040 --> 0:39:52.960
<v Speaker 3>You just reminded me. We were having dinner one night

0:39:53.000 --> 0:39:57.560
<v Speaker 3>and one brought out this cannibal pie, absolutely gorgeous, but

0:39:57.640 --> 0:39:59.560
<v Speaker 3>I was full, so I said, no, I'll pop my

0:39:59.600 --> 0:40:02.880
<v Speaker 3>slice the fridge. I was thinking about that fucking Caramel's

0:40:02.920 --> 0:40:05.920
<v Speaker 3>line all day at school. I came home and the

0:40:06.000 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 3>selfish slut that is my mother has devoured it. And

0:40:09.480 --> 0:40:12.480
<v Speaker 3>I cried. Yeah, I was probably old enough that it

0:40:12.520 --> 0:40:14.360
<v Speaker 3>was a bit embarrassing to cry about much thing. But

0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:16.560
<v Speaker 3>I was like, I've been thinking about that all day.

0:40:16.680 --> 0:40:19.200
<v Speaker 3>You bit like I was so inconsolant.

0:40:20.480 --> 0:40:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Farm wasn't hard enough. You ain't my caramel torn.

0:40:23.480 --> 0:40:24.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to been here.

0:40:24.600 --> 0:40:25.640
<v Speaker 2>Take me to Sydney.

0:40:26.040 --> 0:40:29.480
<v Speaker 3>The only joy I can clutch is this carol pie

0:40:29.520 --> 0:40:31.200
<v Speaker 3>in the fridge, and you've gone and eaten it, just

0:40:31.239 --> 0:40:32.760
<v Speaker 3>like you've eaten my spirit.

0:40:33.400 --> 0:40:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Poor things.

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:36.879
<v Speaker 3>But again I didn't. It didn't become a fight because

0:40:36.880 --> 0:40:38.920
<v Speaker 3>she was so apologetic. I was still seething, mind you.

0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:40.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, for the record, I did by hate another burrito,

0:40:41.120 --> 0:40:42.799
<v Speaker 2>and I got myself heroes. Yeah, yeah, of.

0:40:42.840 --> 0:40:44.040
<v Speaker 3>Course I did.

0:40:44.520 --> 0:40:46.000
<v Speaker 2>I hate anyone being mad at that.

0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:46.439
<v Speaker 5>That's true.

0:40:46.480 --> 0:40:47.160
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's true.

0:40:47.239 --> 0:40:48.279
<v Speaker 2>I didn't realize.

0:40:48.840 --> 0:40:50.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we're on different work schedules anyway. We don't talk

0:40:50.760 --> 0:40:52.040
<v Speaker 3>about so I don't reckon. That would have been a fight.

0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:54.799
<v Speaker 3>That would have been like, oh shit, sorry, I'll buy one.

0:40:55.040 --> 0:40:57.400
<v Speaker 3>The reason it became a fight for rage is because bloody.

0:40:57.440 --> 0:40:59.120
<v Speaker 3>Nick locked horns at her and went no, it was

0:40:59.160 --> 0:41:03.520
<v Speaker 3>a universal bar. Yeah, just caught the loss on the chin, Nick, wife,

0:41:03.560 --> 0:41:04.120
<v Speaker 3>happy lifeter.

0:41:04.480 --> 0:41:06.480
<v Speaker 2>We also have a voice message set him from Melissa.

0:41:06.840 --> 0:41:08.880
<v Speaker 2>So this is Melissa's first fight with her partner.

0:41:09.400 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 4>Hi.

0:41:09.719 --> 0:41:12.760
<v Speaker 13>I'm Melissa from Melbourne. My first fight was eight months

0:41:12.760 --> 0:41:15.920
<v Speaker 13>into our relationship when we were at the beach and

0:41:16.400 --> 0:41:19.120
<v Speaker 13>he wanted to go swimming and didn't really want to

0:41:19.120 --> 0:41:21.640
<v Speaker 13>go swimming unless I was going to be going swimming too,

0:41:22.000 --> 0:41:24.640
<v Speaker 13>But he didn't know that I was actually scared of

0:41:25.320 --> 0:41:27.319
<v Speaker 13>swinging at the beach and it caused a fight.

0:41:28.520 --> 0:41:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Well that's on your mail.

0:41:29.880 --> 0:41:32.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. It's a bit of both. Yes, she

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:35.120
<v Speaker 3>should have told him I actually have a fear of swimming,

0:41:35.760 --> 0:41:37.479
<v Speaker 3>but also she did agree to a beach trip. Weird.

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:38.879
<v Speaker 3>She probably should have told him I have a fear

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:40.919
<v Speaker 3>of swimming, but he's being a bit selfish by causing

0:41:40.960 --> 0:41:42.920
<v Speaker 3>a scene and going, oh, well, you've ruined my day.

0:41:43.120 --> 0:41:46.279
<v Speaker 3>I can't swim if you're not like, just go over dip. Yeah,

0:41:46.320 --> 0:41:47.279
<v Speaker 3>but I mean she've got a fear.

0:41:47.320 --> 0:41:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I get that, and you've got to be respectful of

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.160
<v Speaker 2>what your partner, you know, isn't comfortable with, but you've

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 2>got to say for someone to know. I suppose so

0:41:54.480 --> 0:41:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Jenna can't sneeze, and then I shoot her with a

0:41:56.239 --> 0:41:59.640
<v Speaker 2>rifle and I go, I hate sneeze, Like I should

0:41:59.640 --> 0:42:00.839
<v Speaker 2>have told you before I went mad.

0:42:01.280 --> 0:42:03.080
<v Speaker 5>You need to tell someone exactly.

0:42:02.840 --> 0:42:04.920
<v Speaker 3>I know. But then the problem would be if she

0:42:04.960 --> 0:42:08.239
<v Speaker 3>then turned around and said, well, I love sneezing. You

0:42:08.280 --> 0:42:10.800
<v Speaker 3>should have told me sooner, and then she calls the fight,

0:42:11.239 --> 0:42:13.600
<v Speaker 3>and it's like, well, if you love sneezing, then sneeze,

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:15.759
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean? And he likes swimming, and

0:42:15.760 --> 0:42:18.040
<v Speaker 3>apparently his beach trip was through, and because she wasn't

0:42:18.040 --> 0:42:20.800
<v Speaker 3>swimming with him, like what was he planning in that beach?

0:42:20.920 --> 0:42:21.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:42:21.160 --> 0:42:22.640
<v Speaker 3>Are they going to slip a finger or two in?

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

0:42:23.320 --> 0:42:25.560
<v Speaker 3>And he was like so sexually frustrated that he took

0:42:25.560 --> 0:42:28.319
<v Speaker 3>it out and pull Melissa, go off and have your

0:42:28.360 --> 0:42:29.359
<v Speaker 3>swim mate. You'll were right.

0:42:29.400 --> 0:42:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Nothing worse than a couple argument on a beach meach

0:42:32.320 --> 0:42:34.319
<v Speaker 2>or not on your beach in a holiday, when you're

0:42:34.320 --> 0:42:36.080
<v Speaker 2>out somewhere and it's meant to be fun, then something

0:42:36.120 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 2>goes wrong and something calls an argument, It causes an argument.

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:41.920
<v Speaker 2>It makes you just think like, I've paid for this,

0:42:41.920 --> 0:42:43.800
<v Speaker 2>this is my time off, and we're arguing about it

0:42:43.800 --> 0:42:44.479
<v Speaker 2>in the soft serve.

0:42:44.600 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 3>You know you argued on a holiday.

0:42:46.200 --> 0:42:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Oh god yeah.

0:42:47.320 --> 0:42:50.000
<v Speaker 3>When you say like fight, was it just a little

0:42:50.000 --> 0:42:51.320
<v Speaker 3>bicker or was it like a full on like you

0:42:51.360 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 3>know there was tension for ages?

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:53.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh just bicker?

0:42:53.800 --> 0:42:54.120
<v Speaker 3>Okay?

0:42:54.160 --> 0:42:56.839
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, god no, no, no, no, no, oh yeah. Within

0:42:56.840 --> 0:42:57.799
<v Speaker 2>fifteen to twenty minutes for.

0:42:57.880 --> 0:42:59.960
<v Speaker 3>An example, fifteen twenty minutes is a lot.

0:43:00.400 --> 0:43:01.839
<v Speaker 2>I can't think of one to be pervertly honest.

0:43:01.880 --> 0:43:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I shouldn't expect you to.

0:43:03.080 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 2>No. I was going to say, don't make me, cause

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:06.440
<v Speaker 2>my memory back into minute details.

0:43:06.480 --> 0:43:08.239
<v Speaker 3>All right, Well more, we've got one from Chanee. Notice

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:13.000
<v Speaker 3>all from women. Yeah, men wanted to fess up to

0:43:13.120 --> 0:43:14.919
<v Speaker 3>any fights they may have started. I've been a part

0:43:14.920 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 3>of All right, Chaney, what do you.

0:43:16.000 --> 0:43:18.160
<v Speaker 6>Got a mitches in Jenna?

0:43:18.560 --> 0:43:20.400
<v Speaker 5>It's Shane here from Tazzy.

0:43:21.200 --> 0:43:24.719
<v Speaker 6>So the story is I was probably within a few

0:43:24.719 --> 0:43:29.800
<v Speaker 6>months of meeting my former partner and he was coming

0:43:29.840 --> 0:43:32.239
<v Speaker 6>over for dinner and I'd asked he said, oh, do

0:43:32.280 --> 0:43:34.200
<v Speaker 6>I need to bring anything? And I said, oh, if

0:43:34.239 --> 0:43:37.760
<v Speaker 6>you could bring like an iceberg lettuce I was making

0:43:37.800 --> 0:43:40.479
<v Speaker 6>like the Asian like meat cups that.

0:43:40.440 --> 0:43:41.880
<v Speaker 3>You put in the lettice go. I don't know what

0:43:41.880 --> 0:43:42.200
<v Speaker 3>they're got.

0:43:42.960 --> 0:43:50.400
<v Speaker 6>And anyway, he rocked up with a fucking cauliflower. He

0:43:50.480 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 6>pulls it out of the Wooly's bag and I just

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:55.839
<v Speaker 6>stared at him. So I reckoned about two minutes as

0:43:55.840 --> 0:43:59.560
<v Speaker 6>he was like, oh what, like, what do you mean?

0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:02.239
<v Speaker 6>Like he dead set fucking serious, and then I just

0:44:02.239 --> 0:44:03.760
<v Speaker 6>blurreted out who.

0:44:03.680 --> 0:44:06.480
<v Speaker 2>The fuck was a couliflower.

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:09.480
<v Speaker 3>Instead of an iceberg lettuce? And he just like looked

0:44:09.480 --> 0:44:11.319
<v Speaker 3>at me, and I was like, I've had enough.

0:44:11.719 --> 0:44:13.120
<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, he's an idiot.

0:44:13.600 --> 0:44:17.040
<v Speaker 3>He sounds like another mummies boy. I never bought a

0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 3>letters in his life. He saw a couliflower and thought

0:44:19.080 --> 0:44:21.080
<v Speaker 3>that'll do. What a dumb bow.

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:24.439
<v Speaker 2>It's funny noticing all these issues with straight man. Yeah,

0:44:24.520 --> 0:44:26.200
<v Speaker 2>I've never had that problem with hate, and he never

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.759
<v Speaker 2>had that problem with me. Yeah, in same like was

0:44:28.800 --> 0:44:30.920
<v Speaker 2>with you. We know what our vegetables are because we

0:44:30.960 --> 0:44:32.640
<v Speaker 2>eat them growing up, because we're game. We need the

0:44:32.680 --> 0:44:34.040
<v Speaker 2>energy to fight back homophobes.

0:44:35.400 --> 0:44:39.000
<v Speaker 3>Apparently, she then stormed off Shane and like went and

0:44:39.040 --> 0:44:41.160
<v Speaker 3>bought the lettuce. So and I thought, no, babe. You

0:44:41.160 --> 0:44:42.960
<v Speaker 3>should have just been like, right, well you're having one

0:44:42.960 --> 0:44:47.040
<v Speaker 3>with coliflower, then yes, give any stupid like lettuce cup thing,

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:49.080
<v Speaker 3>but with coliflower have bou withou, but.

0:44:49.040 --> 0:44:51.239
<v Speaker 2>Also like coliflowers so bulbous, So you would have had

0:44:51.239 --> 0:44:53.680
<v Speaker 2>to have sprinkled everything on the coliflower in between the

0:44:53.680 --> 0:44:54.440
<v Speaker 2>little florettes.

0:44:54.960 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 3>I actually hate those lettuce cup things. Every time I

0:44:57.440 --> 0:44:59.400
<v Speaker 3>get one of those in my dinnery meals, I just

0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:01.880
<v Speaker 3>dice up the let uson, make it a salady thing.

0:45:02.400 --> 0:45:04.319
<v Speaker 2>Like a burrito bowl in the lettuce cup.

0:45:04.600 --> 0:45:08.279
<v Speaker 3>Yeah pretty much. Yeah, like you use the lettuce in

0:45:08.360 --> 0:45:09.160
<v Speaker 3>lieu of a rap.

0:45:09.239 --> 0:45:09.480
<v Speaker 7>You know.

0:45:09.719 --> 0:45:11.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I've seen those. I hate them. I saw a

0:45:11.560 --> 0:45:13.960
<v Speaker 2>lettuce burrito the other day. It's actually not a burrito

0:45:14.000 --> 0:45:16.120
<v Speaker 2>in that case. Yeah, exactly, it's a salad.

0:45:16.400 --> 0:45:19.560
<v Speaker 3>What about those KC Burgers that instead of bread they

0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:23.239
<v Speaker 3>just had two bits of chicken chocking, so vile and.

0:45:23.239 --> 0:45:26.200
<v Speaker 2>A lot of cheese. Yeah, terrible doing wicked wings at

0:45:26.200 --> 0:45:28.600
<v Speaker 2>the moment covered in Coca cola sauce. What is the

0:45:28.680 --> 0:45:29.040
<v Speaker 2>porn I.

0:45:29.040 --> 0:45:29.600
<v Speaker 3>Heard about that?

0:45:29.680 --> 0:45:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I've tried them. The delicious you know. I will

0:45:34.760 --> 0:45:36.640
<v Speaker 2>admit Hayden does all the washing in our house.

0:45:37.280 --> 0:45:40.919
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, really all of it. Have you ever made

0:45:41.000 --> 0:45:42.960
<v Speaker 3>remarks about that and like how to go at you?

0:45:43.080 --> 0:45:43.239
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:45:43.239 --> 0:45:44.759
<v Speaker 2>It does come up that he does it, but it's

0:45:44.800 --> 0:45:46.800
<v Speaker 2>never it's never resembled because I do all the driving.

0:45:46.800 --> 0:45:49.799
<v Speaker 2>I pay for all the driving. Also I do a

0:45:49.800 --> 0:45:52.200
<v Speaker 2>lot of the cooking. We have our definite roles. We

0:45:52.239 --> 0:45:54.960
<v Speaker 2>share things around, and he does his washing is his thing.

0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:57.279
<v Speaker 2>He also enjoys it, like I think it's a thing

0:45:57.280 --> 0:45:57.440
<v Speaker 2>in his.

0:45:57.760 --> 0:45:59.600
<v Speaker 3>Talking about dish washing or like doing the clothes.

0:45:59.640 --> 0:46:01.440
<v Speaker 2>One clothes was we both do the dish washer and

0:46:01.560 --> 0:46:03.520
<v Speaker 2>unstacked we do it. Oh okay, but he does all

0:46:03.520 --> 0:46:06.239
<v Speaker 2>the clothes, what the linen and the and the washing

0:46:06.280 --> 0:46:06.720
<v Speaker 2>and drying.

0:46:06.880 --> 0:46:07.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, right, you can.

0:46:08.080 --> 0:46:10.440
<v Speaker 2>It's fine. It works. But sometimes little remarks come out

0:46:10.560 --> 0:46:11.960
<v Speaker 2>and I go, fine, you can fucking walk to the

0:46:12.000 --> 0:46:15.040
<v Speaker 2>next dinner. And then it's swiftly solid.

0:46:15.320 --> 0:46:17.239
<v Speaker 3>Bells now, so you won't have that card to play

0:46:17.280 --> 0:46:17.880
<v Speaker 3>for much longer.

0:46:17.920 --> 0:46:18.239
<v Speaker 2>He did.

0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:18.440
<v Speaker 10>I know.

0:46:18.560 --> 0:46:20.360
<v Speaker 2>He just drove back from camera for three hours and

0:46:20.360 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 2>he did a great job.

0:46:21.200 --> 0:46:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh my, why the fuck would you agree to that?

0:46:23.680 --> 0:46:26.319
<v Speaker 3>That drive from Canbra is the slowest thing, even at.

0:46:26.239 --> 0:46:29.040
<v Speaker 2>Full speed, it's really slow. Oh my god, I need

0:46:29.440 --> 0:46:30.680
<v Speaker 2>he did so well, well done.

0:46:30.719 --> 0:46:30.919
<v Speaker 10>Hate.

0:46:31.040 --> 0:46:32.920
<v Speaker 2>We did get show tunes on and we were belting

0:46:32.920 --> 0:46:35.120
<v Speaker 2>and singing, and I think that made the time go fast.

0:46:35.160 --> 0:46:37.080
<v Speaker 3>It's pretty hard to not do that. Drive well, it's

0:46:37.080 --> 0:46:40.239
<v Speaker 3>like drive onto the hume, stay there for three hundred klo.

0:46:40.520 --> 0:46:43.360
<v Speaker 3>There's no turns involved. Yeah, it's fairly straight Yeah, the

0:46:43.400 --> 0:46:44.920
<v Speaker 3>whole way fairly straightforward.

0:46:44.960 --> 0:46:46.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Now we had fun, so he's good. Anyway, let's go.

0:46:47.000 --> 0:46:48.640
<v Speaker 2>It's just a show done forever for the week.

0:46:49.040 --> 0:46:49.560
<v Speaker 3>I guess done.

0:46:49.719 --> 0:46:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm still waiting.

0:46:51.400 --> 0:46:52.839
<v Speaker 3>One of these days, I'm gonna have a first fight.

0:46:52.880 --> 0:46:53.680
<v Speaker 3>You'll be the first to know.

0:46:53.880 --> 0:46:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh please, I'd like to know. I'd actually like to

0:46:55.600 --> 0:46:56.320
<v Speaker 2>be there, to be honest.

0:46:56.440 --> 0:46:58.560
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, although I did have a few people message and

0:46:58.600 --> 0:47:01.040
<v Speaker 3>say I've been with my husband for eight years, never

0:47:01.080 --> 0:47:02.600
<v Speaker 3>had a fight. We just, you know, any bit in

0:47:02.640 --> 0:47:05.200
<v Speaker 3>the bud if anything is frustrating either of us. I

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:06.279
<v Speaker 3>like to think that would be me.

0:47:06.640 --> 0:47:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I have heard that, Hey did I have that that

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<v Speaker 2>sort of methodology? If we're about to have a fight,

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<v Speaker 2>we both go hot on what's going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Cool you jet?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we we sought it, and then there's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like a good two minutes of like, Okay, I need

0:47:17.840 --> 0:47:19.360
<v Speaker 2>to get this out. You need to, like, because I

0:47:19.360 --> 0:47:21.200
<v Speaker 2>have to have an argument. You've got that adrenaline. You

0:47:21.239 --> 0:47:22.200
<v Speaker 2>need to kind of get it out.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's nine. Once I've got that adrenaline, I'm unstoppable. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>like I'll say all sorts of.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I really need to keep me all right. You

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<v Speaker 2>haven't been on the receiving end maybe once or twice.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I just have stern words. I've never guilt you.

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<v Speaker 2>He does have stern words. Yeah, they're very certain, not

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<v Speaker 2>really words more assults.

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<v Speaker 3>Dare you?

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<v Speaker 2>Insults, quips?

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<v Speaker 3>What fucking picture you're trying to paint of me? You

0:47:47.239 --> 0:47:50.440
<v Speaker 3>think you are on date? That's a good ride to

0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:51.440
<v Speaker 3>brush down ourselves.

0:47:51.440 --> 0:47:53.000
<v Speaker 2>They invited me to go on under and then they

0:47:53.000 --> 0:47:55.760
<v Speaker 2>had to cancel it. Well, what you only source of canvas?

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<v Speaker 2>Big enough? It's not true?

0:47:59.680 --> 0:48:02.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh really, isn't it. Thanks for Clara, I have no idea.

0:48:03.719 --> 0:48:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I had to come back and say, oh no, all right,

0:48:07.560 --> 0:48:09.560
<v Speaker 2>have a safe and happy Marti Gras, guys and gals

0:48:09.560 --> 0:48:10.600
<v Speaker 2>and days and them's out there.

0:48:10.600 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 3>Ever, I love you all. By the time this is out,

0:48:12.520 --> 0:48:13.800
<v Speaker 3>it's been You had to save.

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:16.360
<v Speaker 2>Marti Gras, guys and girls days and them's all drinking.

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<v Speaker 3>Arn Do is with arn Do Do for his internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Think he works at arn Aren. That's where we work. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I work and Jenna mitch is. It's corporate hustlers and

0:48:27.880 --> 0:48:31.720
<v Speaker 2>he's big city job. It's a reference to rage. Oh okay,

0:48:31.800 --> 0:48:34.760
<v Speaker 2>remember had big city job? This picnic marsa MasPar master.

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<v Speaker 2>Not a fan of a Mars heavy on the nugt,

0:48:37.840 --> 0:48:38.040
<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Like a maths bar. For some reason, I'm in my

0:48:40.440 --> 0:48:44.120
<v Speaker 3>Bounty era. I slept on Bounty for so long, with

0:48:44.200 --> 0:48:46.160
<v Speaker 3>always the one left over in the box of favorites.

0:48:46.239 --> 0:48:47.839
<v Speaker 3>But now now I'm I've come around.

0:48:47.960 --> 0:48:50.360
<v Speaker 2>I know, growing up is realizing that they're all fucking

0:48:50.400 --> 0:48:51.960
<v Speaker 2>the arm Just eat them all. I used to pick them,

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<v Speaker 2>but I eat all of them.

0:48:52.920 --> 0:48:54.600
<v Speaker 3>Nah, the crunch is still vile.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I hate crunch.

0:48:55.800 --> 0:48:57.840
<v Speaker 2>Crunch is okay, but there's always one quarter of it

0:48:57.880 --> 0:49:01.080
<v Speaker 2>that is rock hard. Yes, like it goes honey, come honey,

0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:01.919
<v Speaker 2>come honey, come brick.

0:49:02.480 --> 0:49:05.239
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm gonna have got the bloody dentist after Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>it's gonna go with more.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see next week. Everyone, We love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for listening. Leave us a five star review. If

0:49:10.840 --> 0:49:12.319
<v Speaker 2>you haven't, you don't have to write anything. People get

0:49:12.360 --> 0:49:14.640
<v Speaker 2>very scared they go to write something. Just scroll down,

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<v Speaker 2>hit that five and be on with your day, and

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<v Speaker 2>it would mean a lot to us.

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<v Speaker 3>What about how we got that horrible review about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was really awful. That made me very upset,

0:49:21.960 --> 0:49:23.759
<v Speaker 2>And I apologize to that person, I really do.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it too soon to find it or you're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be triggered if we read it?

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<v Speaker 2>We should end the show.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know this review.

0:49:31.719 --> 0:49:33.560
<v Speaker 3>It's on Apple. Am I reading it? Or are we

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<v Speaker 3>going No, we're moving on definitely, We'll catch you next week.

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<v Speaker 2>We love you said that one brick one week?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 5>A podcast by a couple of meches.

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to Ady d Brief. This is the secret segment

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<v Speaker 3>on the end where I'm absolutely reading that review. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't care now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want you to don't read it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to leave the room. No, because obviously

0:50:09.760 --> 0:50:11.080
<v Speaker 3>we're going to come to your defense. We're not going

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<v Speaker 3>to agree with it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just a review post.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to bring attention to the February twenty

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<v Speaker 3>twenty three and also weirdly, it was a skating written review.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's still two stars, not one.

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<v Speaker 2>That's quite sweet. Now it wasn't fair twenty twenty three.

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<v Speaker 3>It must be for us, the two stars. You know

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<v Speaker 3>we're the two stars.

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<v Speaker 2>No, keep scrolling. November twenty twenty two.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm looking at a different review another group.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're kidding. What's this negative?

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<v Speaker 9>Right? No?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I won't forget it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, well, now you've brought the attention. Everyone's going

0:50:44.560 --> 0:50:46.440
<v Speaker 2>to fucking read it. I don't think we should be

0:50:46.520 --> 0:50:48.000
<v Speaker 2>giving attention to the haters.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I just wanted to read it out so we

0:50:49.600 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 3>could talk about how stupid it is. Because he's incorrect.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very incorrect.

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<v Speaker 3>The headline is the voices of ignorance, and to be fair,

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<v Speaker 3>he said, voices.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very true.

0:50:58.080 --> 0:51:01.040
<v Speaker 3>So I'm in that basket correct. This show was morphed

0:51:01.080 --> 0:51:03.160
<v Speaker 3>into something that is a long step away from what

0:51:03.200 --> 0:51:06.200
<v Speaker 3>it started as The conversations that I had stemmed from

0:51:06.200 --> 0:51:09.080
<v Speaker 3>a place of ignorance hidden under the guise of comedy,

0:51:09.640 --> 0:51:14.080
<v Speaker 3>especially that of Mitch Cherry. He's a privileged white cis

0:51:14.080 --> 0:51:18.560
<v Speaker 3>head male head. Did they think Hayden's your wife?

0:51:18.760 --> 0:51:21.239
<v Speaker 2>He clearly hasn't listened to that many episodes. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think Hayden's your eldest sis head?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Rom. He spews little comments that are

0:51:29.320 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 3>microaggression and has said things on the show in the

0:51:32.080 --> 0:51:35.120
<v Speaker 3>past that are quite racist, putting on accents. We don't

0:51:35.120 --> 0:51:35.759
<v Speaker 3>do that, do we.

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<v Speaker 2>No? No, no, no, that's never happened in the early days. Perhaps,

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<v Speaker 2>And I apologize if I can't.

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<v Speaker 3>I truly I don't remember you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not joking. I do not remember. I can't put

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<v Speaker 2>a moment to that. I can't think of it.

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<v Speaker 3>He justifies this because his partner is Filipino.

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<v Speaker 2>When have I ever made a ration?

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<v Speaker 3>He has now acknowledged that you have a partner, and

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<v Speaker 3>he's still called this his head.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he thinks it's like Hayden Pantone and it's a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, head, but hold on, oh shit, that.

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<v Speaker 3>Was an accent. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>He spews little comments that are microaggressions. Does that mean

0:52:06.480 --> 0:52:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I do it very rarely?

0:52:07.960 --> 0:52:10.960
<v Speaker 3>I guess I've never noticed when I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Fully aware of what a microaggression is. And this really

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<v Speaker 2>upsets me. But anyway, carry on.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been listening to this show since almost the beginning,

0:52:18.239 --> 0:52:21.240
<v Speaker 3>and I even have some of the merch. This podcast

0:52:21.239 --> 0:52:23.080
<v Speaker 3>will be taken off my playlist and the jumper will

0:52:23.120 --> 0:52:24.759
<v Speaker 3>be donated at Salvoats. So that's nice.

0:52:24.800 --> 0:52:26.200
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's a that's a positive.

0:52:26.719 --> 0:52:31.120
<v Speaker 3>Think twice before you listen. Mitch Cherry has ruined the podcast.

0:52:32.680 --> 0:52:34.080
<v Speaker 3>You've been on it since the begin.

0:52:34.040 --> 0:52:34.960
<v Speaker 2>With his persona.

0:52:35.520 --> 0:52:38.920
<v Speaker 3>I mean, I truly do apologize, I apologizing. It's not

0:52:38.960 --> 0:52:42.960
<v Speaker 3>even accurate. No, it's not you sis hit me. I

0:52:43.000 --> 0:52:44.880
<v Speaker 3>can't get over that he spews a little.

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<v Speaker 2>It's quite nice that he said he's done it once

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<v Speaker 2>or twice. No, that's that's off and mess you know what,

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<v Speaker 2>DM me as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh shut up, I thought we weren't engaging with the Hayden.

0:52:55.040 --> 0:52:57.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, if you've got a problem, message me

0:52:57.040 --> 0:52:58.520
<v Speaker 2>and have a conversation with me.

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<v Speaker 3>Adrian Bob is who the review is left by, And

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<v Speaker 3>it was one sar I beg your pardon.

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<v Speaker 2>Well there you go, Adrian Bob, No worries.

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<v Speaker 3>What about this one? This is the tooth Star one

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:10.040
<v Speaker 3>from February that I thought was Adrian Bold.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this there's another one? Is this it me as well?

0:53:11.960 --> 0:53:16.279
<v Speaker 3>Yep, listen to koombs I'm begging you, Ah, no more

0:53:16.320 --> 0:53:20.000
<v Speaker 3>sound effects, no more talking over him and taking over.

0:53:20.480 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 3>Go back to the good old days. Less sound effects

0:53:23.719 --> 0:53:24.200
<v Speaker 3>now than the.

0:53:24.120 --> 0:53:26.120
<v Speaker 2>Good old day, so many less, and the good old

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:27.720
<v Speaker 2>days were the height of sound effects.

0:53:27.960 --> 0:53:29.960
<v Speaker 3>That was when it was doing my fucking head in

0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:31.040
<v Speaker 3>listen to cubs?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a message to me? Should I be listening

0:53:33.200 --> 0:53:33.640
<v Speaker 2>to you?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

0:53:36.000 --> 0:53:37.120
<v Speaker 5>I'm so confused?

0:53:37.160 --> 0:53:39.440
<v Speaker 2>God, people are bizarre, aren't they? But you know what

0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:42.280
<v Speaker 2>opinions are just like that, They're like an arshole. Everyone

0:53:42.280 --> 0:53:44.839
<v Speaker 2>has one. We thank you so much.

0:53:45.080 --> 0:53:47.160
<v Speaker 3>If there's any podcasts I stuggle to get a word

0:53:47.160 --> 0:53:48.040
<v Speaker 3>in on, it's not this one.

0:53:48.120 --> 0:53:53.680
<v Speaker 2>So hey, Jenna, did you what? No?

0:53:53.760 --> 0:53:54.279
<v Speaker 3>I want to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll listen to Mitch. I'll just go now my sound effects.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna leave. See everyone good luck without me.

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<v Speaker 10>Thank you?

0:54:08.719 --> 0:54:14.840
<v Speaker 2>How are you all right? Sorry? Put the headphones on.

0:54:14.880 --> 0:54:25.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna work. See guys, my sprite it's not sprite.

0:54:25.520 --> 0:54:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Fuck got my.

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<v Speaker 3>Coke when you're flying away? Just do everything they've complained

0:54:32.080 --> 0:54:41.399
<v Speaker 3>about accents. Talk over me anyway, Janeway, where are we coming? Yeah? Yeah,

0:54:41.560 --> 0:54:42.480
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna talks over me.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, come on, anyway, you got sewn to write that,

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<v Speaker 2>didn't you.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't actually look who wrote that, Adrian, but honor

0:54:50.560 --> 0:54:52.680
<v Speaker 3>that as if I'd get Shorn to write that he

0:54:52.719 --> 0:54:55.000
<v Speaker 3>actually likes his podcast, unlike honydon Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well she I'm assuming it. So she has left

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<v Speaker 2>it with an XO.

0:55:02.719 --> 0:55:04.479
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah she has XO.

0:55:04.840 --> 0:55:06.520
<v Speaker 5>Is she the one who you left two stars?

0:55:06.600 --> 0:55:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:55:07.000 --> 0:55:10.360
<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, and her only beef was that apparently I

0:55:10.400 --> 0:55:13.279
<v Speaker 3>get talked over and there's too many sound effects, normal

0:55:13.360 --> 0:55:13.920
<v Speaker 3>sound effects.

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<v Speaker 2>And listen, Please, for the love of God, will we

0:55:15.800 --> 0:55:16.520
<v Speaker 2>listen to kombs?

0:55:17.840 --> 0:55:20.239
<v Speaker 5>Well, I mean at least she's still listening. Yeah, she

0:55:20.280 --> 0:55:21.760
<v Speaker 5>hasn't said she's not going to listen.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, listen, I'm not going to listen to the two

0:55:24.080 --> 0:55:25.840
<v Speaker 2>one stars we have. I listened to the thousands of

0:55:25.880 --> 0:55:28.960
<v Speaker 2>five stars that have flattered in from international and local lovers.

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<v Speaker 2>True is a microaggression like a micro USB or a

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:40.440
<v Speaker 2>micro SIM or a microwave. I'm so excited my new

0:55:40.440 --> 0:55:44.120
<v Speaker 2>house has a spot for a microwave. We've never had one.

0:55:44.200 --> 0:55:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I had a microwave.

0:55:45.600 --> 0:55:47.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's not a spot for it doesn't mean you

0:55:47.520 --> 0:55:48.880
<v Speaker 3>can't put it on the bench or something. I know,

0:55:48.960 --> 0:55:50.200
<v Speaker 3>but you see now, head like I don't have a

0:55:50.200 --> 0:55:52.160
<v Speaker 3>spot for a microwave in my place either, but I've

0:55:52.160 --> 0:55:52.719
<v Speaker 3>still got one.

0:55:52.760 --> 0:55:55.080
<v Speaker 2>You've got a lovely l or a sort of a

0:55:55.200 --> 0:55:58.520
<v Speaker 2>V shaped kitchen. Ours is always been like one straight bench.

0:55:59.280 --> 0:56:01.719
<v Speaker 2>You know that. We have a coffee machine and if

0:56:01.719 --> 0:56:03.400
<v Speaker 2>you want to chop one vegetable, we need to have

0:56:03.440 --> 0:56:07.719
<v Speaker 2>that bench space. Yeah, it's quite lovely. Actually, we have

0:56:07.760 --> 0:56:10.560
<v Speaker 2>a nice back patio with wall art mural on the back.

0:56:10.920 --> 0:56:13.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh, it comes with it comes to the mural. I

0:56:13.800 --> 0:56:15.880
<v Speaker 3>don't like that. I once went to a house inspection

0:56:16.120 --> 0:56:18.680
<v Speaker 3>and the master bedroom had a fucking dolphin painted on

0:56:18.719 --> 0:56:20.200
<v Speaker 3>the wall, and I was like, I don't want to

0:56:20.239 --> 0:56:24.160
<v Speaker 3>sleep with a dolphin. I literally left because of that.

0:56:24.239 --> 0:56:26.040
<v Speaker 3>I was like, that's a hideous dolphin. I don't want

0:56:26.040 --> 0:56:26.440
<v Speaker 3>to live here.

0:56:26.520 --> 0:56:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Let me show you the mural because it's actually quite

0:56:28.560 --> 0:56:30.919
<v Speaker 2>It kind of looks like something that Amy Winehouse would

0:56:30.920 --> 0:56:31.879
<v Speaker 2>have tattooed on her.

0:56:31.840 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 3>Arm if she were here.

0:56:35.560 --> 0:56:37.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, poor Amy.

0:56:37.239 --> 0:56:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Very sad number nine.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been docks once. I'm not going to have it again.

0:56:44.600 --> 0:56:46.080
<v Speaker 2>Here it is ready, let's go to the back.

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:48.520
<v Speaker 3>So there's two staircases.

0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:49.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look at that mural.

0:56:50.520 --> 0:56:53.719
<v Speaker 3>That's actually if Amy winehouse. Was he caught dead with that?

0:56:53.800 --> 0:56:55.320
<v Speaker 3>She never a skull on her or something?

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:56.279
<v Speaker 2>What do you mean?

0:56:56.719 --> 0:56:59.919
<v Speaker 3>She's a grunge bitch. She wouldn't have fucking pretty flat.

0:57:02.000 --> 0:57:02.799
<v Speaker 2>I thought she would.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of n it looks like a tablecloth.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get it off the market. That's so strat, that's

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<v Speaker 2>so cute. I hate that.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck did you buy it? I wanted that off market.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you'd bought this place?

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<v Speaker 2>What did that mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I tell you that? I went to my old

0:57:16.960 --> 0:57:19.400
<v Speaker 3>address the other day because I've got I've got a

0:57:19.400 --> 0:57:21.600
<v Speaker 3>lovely lady that follows me on Instagram who lives in

0:57:21.600 --> 0:57:23.560
<v Speaker 3>my old building and lets me know of mail shows up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's quite nice.

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<v Speaker 3>And despite the fact that I paid for automatic forwarding

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<v Speaker 3>to the new address, I kept getting mail sent to

0:57:29.280 --> 0:57:32.680
<v Speaker 3>my old house. Yes, and so I went to pick

0:57:32.760 --> 0:57:35.040
<v Speaker 3>up the most recent one, which was Miley Cyrus merch

0:57:35.720 --> 0:57:38.240
<v Speaker 3>and the lady on Instagram had said, oh, there's mail

0:57:38.280 --> 0:57:39.640
<v Speaker 3>for you. I said, can you look after it for

0:57:39.680 --> 0:57:41.560
<v Speaker 3>a bit? And then I messaged her and I said,

0:57:41.560 --> 0:57:45.080
<v Speaker 3>I'll swing past today. Just leave it outside. Someone had

0:57:45.080 --> 0:57:48.520
<v Speaker 3>obviously put it back inside past the locked door. So

0:57:48.600 --> 0:57:50.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at it through the glass, going fuck, there's

0:57:50.680 --> 0:57:52.520
<v Speaker 3>my passel right there. But I can't get in. I

0:57:52.520 --> 0:57:54.120
<v Speaker 3>don't have a pass anymore, I don't live here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I thought I'll.

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<v Speaker 3>Just buzz my old apartment and explain to them, Hi, sorry,

0:57:58.560 --> 0:58:01.520
<v Speaker 3>I used to live here and there's just some male

0:58:01.600 --> 0:58:02.880
<v Speaker 3>for me. I was just wanting to get open the

0:58:02.880 --> 0:58:06.280
<v Speaker 3>door and she's like, I don't think that's appropriate. But

0:58:06.280 --> 0:58:10.000
<v Speaker 3>I had this contact the building manager. I was like, oh, what, lady,

0:58:10.000 --> 0:58:11.800
<v Speaker 3>I'm not here to fucking loot the joint, Like I

0:58:11.840 --> 0:58:14.000
<v Speaker 3>just want me mail. I'm looking at it, and she goes, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't help you. And then it was really awkward

0:58:16.640 --> 0:58:18.720
<v Speaker 3>because she didn't hang up the phone after that, like

0:58:18.760 --> 0:58:20.280
<v Speaker 3>she just stood there to see if I was going

0:58:20.320 --> 0:58:22.600
<v Speaker 3>to mutter profanities, which I was going to, yeah, of course.

0:58:22.880 --> 0:58:24.520
<v Speaker 3>And so I messaged to my friend on Instagram and

0:58:24.560 --> 0:58:26.920
<v Speaker 3>I said, Hi Dahl, sorry, I'm here, and so she

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<v Speaker 3>let me in.

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<v Speaker 2>Think God, is that sweet?

0:58:28.720 --> 0:58:30.880
<v Speaker 3>But I couldn't believe the haughty, torty attitude of the

0:58:30.960 --> 0:58:32.480
<v Speaker 3>lady in my old apartment. What a slut.

0:58:32.680 --> 0:58:35.640
<v Speaker 2>People are horrific, aren't they. Yeah, it just thinkes you

0:58:35.720 --> 0:58:37.200
<v Speaker 2>realize how bad some people.

0:58:37.080 --> 0:58:39.560
<v Speaker 3>I just hate buy the book, bitch like that.

0:58:40.320 --> 0:58:42.120
<v Speaker 2>But what are you going to do? Yeah, exactly what

0:58:42.640 --> 0:58:43.200
<v Speaker 2>would you do?

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:45.360
<v Speaker 3>I would let him in and be like, sure, come

0:58:45.400 --> 0:58:47.000
<v Speaker 3>get your mail. I used to have the guy who

0:58:47.120 --> 0:58:48.920
<v Speaker 3>used to live in when I lived in that place,

0:58:49.680 --> 0:58:51.200
<v Speaker 3>I used to have the number of the guy that

0:58:51.240 --> 0:58:53.120
<v Speaker 3>was there before me, because he fucking would rock up

0:58:53.120 --> 0:58:54.600
<v Speaker 3>all the time. I was like, Oh, good, Apete, here's

0:58:54.600 --> 0:58:55.520
<v Speaker 3>your male. No worries.

0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the exact same thing that happened to us. Ah,

0:58:58.120 --> 0:58:59.720
<v Speaker 2>you do want a sauce if you make an order.

0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:02.160
<v Speaker 2>The first order I made since moving to my new place,

0:59:02.160 --> 0:59:05.720
<v Speaker 2>which I'm currently not the new new one. I left

0:59:05.720 --> 0:59:07.720
<v Speaker 2>my addresses the old one, and you can't once you

0:59:07.760 --> 0:59:09.840
<v Speaker 2>make an order. You can only change it if you

0:59:09.880 --> 0:59:12.040
<v Speaker 2>cancel the order, and they already shipped it, so I

0:59:12.080 --> 0:59:14.360
<v Speaker 2>had to. It was a whole clusterfuck. So I just thought,

0:59:14.360 --> 0:59:16.600
<v Speaker 2>no worries. I know the neighbor of the old one,

0:59:16.680 --> 0:59:18.240
<v Speaker 2>so I'll just send it there and I'll call them.

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:20.280
<v Speaker 2>So I texted him. He's like, hey, mate, it's going

0:59:20.360 --> 0:59:21.720
<v Speaker 2>to come to the house. Can you get it from me?

0:59:21.760 --> 0:59:25.120
<v Speaker 2>He went, No worries, and anyway, I messaging. A couple

0:59:25.200 --> 0:59:27.040
<v Speaker 2>days later, I'm like, hey, has it arrived? He went, yeah,

0:59:27.320 --> 0:59:28.919
<v Speaker 2>the people in your old house have it and they're

0:59:28.920 --> 0:59:30.920
<v Speaker 2>holding onto it until they can confirm with the real

0:59:31.000 --> 0:59:34.520
<v Speaker 2>estate agent that you're the owner. Mate, it's four six

0:59:34.600 --> 0:59:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Excel t shirts and a pair of bodies like in

0:59:37.520 --> 0:59:40.560
<v Speaker 2>an Asos bag. Tell them what is wrong with them?

0:59:40.640 --> 0:59:42.040
<v Speaker 5>Too much time on their hands?

0:59:42.040 --> 0:59:45.040
<v Speaker 3>I know, like, why why would you the real estate agency?

0:59:45.120 --> 0:59:46.320
<v Speaker 3>I know, I know.

0:59:46.480 --> 0:59:49.160
<v Speaker 2>I know, And even the real estate agent was sorry, mate,

0:59:49.200 --> 0:59:51.120
<v Speaker 2>they're professors at the Union because I used to live

0:59:51.120 --> 0:59:53.120
<v Speaker 2>in near Sydney UNI. He's like, they're a bit you know,

0:59:53.200 --> 0:59:56.920
<v Speaker 2>by the book, So annoy you know what's currently happening.

0:59:56.920 --> 0:59:59.560
<v Speaker 2>Hayden and I. Our movie has been shocking. We made

0:59:59.560 --> 1:00:01.280
<v Speaker 2>good friends with the owner of our house. He said,

1:00:01.280 --> 1:00:03.240
<v Speaker 2>this will be a five year lease, ten yearly, so

1:00:03.240 --> 1:00:06.280
<v Speaker 2>I never want to sell it. I'm an investor. Well perfect,

1:00:06.320 --> 1:00:07.640
<v Speaker 2>so we can stay for as long as we need

1:00:07.680 --> 1:00:10.040
<v Speaker 2>until we need to buy. Anyway, eight months in he

1:00:10.080 --> 1:00:12.560
<v Speaker 2>sells it. So we were fucked off. We're really really

1:00:12.600 --> 1:00:14.240
<v Speaker 2>pissed off. So we had a really good connection. They

1:00:14.240 --> 1:00:16.439
<v Speaker 2>fuck with us. Our rent comes out weekly and we've

1:00:16.440 --> 1:00:18.280
<v Speaker 2>stopped it so they we don't pay them too much

1:00:18.280 --> 1:00:18.880
<v Speaker 2>when it ends.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure it actually stops, because I've canceled so many

1:00:22.280 --> 1:00:25.600
<v Speaker 3>automatic payments that are still going every month. Jordan transfers

1:00:25.680 --> 1:00:27.560
<v Speaker 3>me thirty bucks, being like, you don't need to keep

1:00:27.560 --> 1:00:28.960
<v Speaker 3>paying me for Wi Fi. We don't live together, and

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I can't tell that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so, yeah, it glicked at a bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure you definitely cancel it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's good tonight because we're in arrears, which

1:00:36.080 --> 1:00:38.960
<v Speaker 2>means that we have missed a week of rent. Anyway,

1:00:39.000 --> 1:00:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Normally they go, hey, you're in a reason, they fix

1:00:40.480 --> 1:00:43.360
<v Speaker 2>it up immediately, So sorry. Anyway, it's been four weeks

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<v Speaker 2>and they've issued the HOLLO. This is an imminent warning.

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<v Speaker 2>We will we will kick you out of the properly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, try baby, you've already done it.

1:00:50.120 --> 1:00:52.960
<v Speaker 3>I've got one to goe, so do what you want.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so true. What are they going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Totally? I'll read you the email. She's been so I mean,

1:00:57.040 --> 1:01:00.720
<v Speaker 2>she's not being rigid. Yeah, essentially they're threatening us with

1:01:00.720 --> 1:01:02.720
<v Speaker 2>the viction. Hayden said, do we need to pay our arrears?

1:01:02.760 --> 1:01:05.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, yeah, we do, but they fuck with us

1:01:05.280 --> 1:01:06.840
<v Speaker 2>so let's fuck with them right back.

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<v Speaker 3>So you will pay it is, you know, fucking with

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<v Speaker 3>them a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Final warning for dear Mitchell Jury. Following a recent ordit

1:01:13.800 --> 1:01:16.960
<v Speaker 2>of your rental account, we noticed that, despite previous correspondents,

1:01:17.040 --> 1:01:20.080
<v Speaker 2>you are still in arrears. This constitutes a serious breach

1:01:20.120 --> 1:01:22.920
<v Speaker 2>of your tenancy agreement. This is a final warning that

1:01:23.000 --> 1:01:25.400
<v Speaker 2>unless you're outstanding arrears of blah blah blah, it's paid

1:01:25.400 --> 1:01:28.960
<v Speaker 2>in full immediately. All future rental payments will be forced

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<v Speaker 2>to be issued with a termination noticed.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you fuck with them a bit though, but you

1:01:32.080 --> 1:01:34.880
<v Speaker 3>better actually better actually pay because then there'll be a

1:01:34.880 --> 1:01:35.919
<v Speaker 3>strike against your name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, call, and is that a microaggression?

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<v Speaker 3>Your mental tenant ledger? How whatever the fuck they call it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Is that true?

1:01:41.760 --> 1:01:44.680
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? That is true because if you're moving to a

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<v Speaker 3>new place for applying the last for a tenant ledger,

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<v Speaker 3>and they'll go through it and you can't amend it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just your history basically.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you being serious? Yeah, I better call.

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<v Speaker 3>Mine's obviously completely unblemished my tenant ledger.

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<v Speaker 5>You might also be taken to tribunal.

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<v Speaker 3>I was Oh, you had to go to traubl It's dodgy.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 5>No, but I took the real estate.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's right, So that's right. Yeah, Jenna's not here

1:02:10.120 --> 1:02:11.720
<v Speaker 3>this week, she's in court. Yeah that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy, I had to say, And happy Marti Gray. Everyone.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're probably listening to just recovering, I have a

1:02:16.640 --> 1:02:18.200
<v Speaker 2>hot bath or a nice warm shower.

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<v Speaker 3>Not everyone's a Sydney gay that listens, of.

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<v Speaker 2>Course, but a lot of people are watching, and a

1:02:22.360 --> 1:02:24.760
<v Speaker 2>lot of allies are celebrating this year, and I think

1:02:24.760 --> 1:02:27.680
<v Speaker 2>we're reaching critical mass with Marti Gars and the support.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think it's beautiful. It's good point. My mum

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<v Speaker 2>even said I'd love to go and watch the braide. Mum,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll hate it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think my mum would deal with the Crowns

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<v Speaker 3>even with the ground. I'm with you, and then my people,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like move.

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<v Speaker 2>I got ticket to see Ed Sheer and I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that is the biggest act of defiance against the gay community.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to straight weddings and watching ed Cheer And

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<v Speaker 3>what's wrong with you? You are a sis white head,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>I did go to a straight wedding, Yeah, a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of straight weddings.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, We hope this podcast made you feel at least

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<v Speaker 3>three percent better today. That's all just three So.

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<v Speaker 2>We do there, we do five star ratings. Please, let's

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<v Speaker 2>flush out the nicks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we don't want people to scroll back too far.

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<v Speaker 3>So if you have a bunch of glowing ones at

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<v Speaker 3>the front, hopefully people to scroll back far enough. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Is something lovely please? That'd be very very sweet.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, to make you feel better.

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<v Speaker 2>Now. We have had messages about the whereabouts of contracept.

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<v Speaker 2>You've die hram Sam have we Yeah, I've had messages

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<v Speaker 2>injur and Idiot's group Chare He's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>He's fine. He's just busy.

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<v Speaker 3>He's always been sometimes here, sometimes not. You never really know.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like one of those b side characters in France.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll appear in different seasons.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's a gunfer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, he's like gunfar. That's a good cuture.

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<v Speaker 3>One of it is he's desperately in love with.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, let's be real to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's you fled.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't think you were going to say, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>so you guys have Mardi Gras recovery'll see you in

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<v Speaker 2>a week.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me a podcast by a couple of miches.

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