Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: It should in young people, inhaling the gas from cooking
Speaker 2: canisters known as names to get high.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sinse than others.
Speaker 3: I've gone evening for you my career on hold.
Speaker 2: I couldn't been anything if I'd.
Speaker 1: Had the talents yourself for observations you didn't ask for.
Speaker 4: This is leadership.
Speaker 2: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 4: You well, good, just.
Speaker 1: I'm still the black couple of Ritchieshould one of us
Speaker 1: be mich and the other Mitchell, just to make things easier.
Speaker 4: Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 1: You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch
Speaker 1: Trulli and Mitchell Kou. It's so good to be high.
Speaker 4: Goody, gooday, we're back again. Hi Jenna, Hi, now, Jentting.
Speaker 4: You know what they say about women in media. Two
Speaker 4: of them can't be in the same room without having
Speaker 4: some sort of cat fights. So how are you going
Speaker 4: to cope with today's guest hosts?
Speaker 1: I don't know, she's melting away. This is like American
Speaker 1: horror story with the witches, and they can only be
Speaker 1: one supreme in the room at once, so then one
Speaker 1: of them dies and it's just all very convoluted teeth.
Speaker 1: Is here.
Speaker 4: Hello, darl Hello fellas doubt, Welcome to the show. I
Speaker 4: wasn't I wasn't exuding enough feminine energy myself. I've brought
Speaker 4: you in to help me out.
Speaker 2: That's all right. I'm pretty mess.
Speaker 1: I feel that numbered for for a don't know why,
Speaker 1: to be honest, but you know, I like, I like
Speaker 1: what you're doing to the room, do you. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: bouncing it out.
Speaker 2: It's this, it's this beautiful moistures or amusing.
Speaker 1: Very dewey, which is good dewey.
Speaker 2: That's the thing you got to do. You've got to
Speaker 2: do it. It's got to be really oily and like
Speaker 2: and give a ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's really is the craze to look like
Speaker 1: you've just run a marathon. Everyone wants to look sweaty.
Speaker 4: And covered in kve th grief.
Speaker 1: That we were talking off the and I always got
Speaker 1: more to della fat on my fingers just because I
Speaker 1: like cold cuts.
Speaker 2: We have that in common, right, bloody love a cold cut.
Speaker 2: I'm in the wooly stilly section. I'm like, give it
Speaker 2: to me, give it all to me two undergrams. Make
Speaker 2: it three undergrams. Don't even have to wrap it separately.
Speaker 2: Put it all in the one bag down.
Speaker 1: You know, they go. You asked for two hundred and
Speaker 1: they good it was two hundred and ten. Is that
Speaker 1: a run on my bait? You do two twenty?
Speaker 2: I don't care. Look that bit's looking pretty lonely.
Speaker 1: Just chuck it in. If you haven't heard Ruby's podcast,
Speaker 1: I wo highly recommend.
Speaker 4: Fortunately I do. I did bring a grab with me.
Speaker 4: I listened to the most recent one. It was the
Speaker 4: Valentine's Day special you did, and you and your co
Speaker 4: host Jack you were talking about sex at the time,
Speaker 4: and I just it was the most brilliant thing I've
Speaker 4: ever heard, so I had to bring it with me here.
Speaker 5: It is sex is exhausting.
Speaker 2: Oh it's like that than sex. I'm like a bloody
Speaker 2: hope it is.
Speaker 4: I don't understand one thing.
Speaker 5: You couldn't live it out sex?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 5: I hope I.
Speaker 2: Could with us, because I really do.
Speaker 5: That would be a utopia.
Speaker 2: What would you put as the same as sex?
Speaker 5: The same as sex as in what I was this
Speaker 5: is what I.
Speaker 2: Think about sex. It's when you go the footy and
Speaker 2: you get a meat pie and realize the inside's still frozen.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what else do you think?
Speaker 5: Sex is like those real pretty water bottles from Target?
Speaker 5: You buy it for six dollars and they look like
Speaker 5: they were thirty six dollars and then you get them
Speaker 5: home and they leak.
Speaker 3: They leak through your bag.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right. I think it's awful.
Speaker 5: I hope we don't sound bitter right now.
Speaker 2: I'm jaded to the fucking nines. Do not kid?
Speaker 1: Oh, come on?
Speaker 2: And it struck a nerve with Australia because that's the
Speaker 2: most downloads I've ever gotten and done. It cut to
Speaker 2: the bone that one. It was so good and reaching
Speaker 2: out left, right and center, like you too, I'm not
Speaker 2: an alien. Sex is awful, Australia.
Speaker 3: We get it bad.
Speaker 1: Sex unites the country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I got to say that made you a
Speaker 4: perfect contender for my list that I'm working on, because
Speaker 4: last week here on our podcast, I started writing the
Speaker 4: things that are better than drugs and dick lists and
Speaker 4: take some submissions. Oh, we had a cool breeze, we
Speaker 4: had a beautiful pizza. We had all thought, what did
Speaker 4: you guys add? Again?
Speaker 1: I said, a good toothbrush like a good tooth clean
Speaker 1: you know when you brush your teeth really well and
Speaker 1: you're like, fuck, everything is clean. There's no park on
Speaker 1: any two.
Speaker 4: I heard that A really good quality fruit cutting knife.
Speaker 4: That's probably my favorite. You don't get it until you've
Speaker 4: got one, you know what I mean. So is there
Speaker 4: anything you like to add, seeing as you despise sex.
Speaker 2: A KFC dinner box on delivery on Saturday afternoon four
Speaker 2: pm after you've been on the margaritas all night at
Speaker 2: stone Wall or.
Speaker 4: I'm keeping up and keeping up and kidding. That's i
Speaker 4: KFC dinner.
Speaker 1: There will layers to that one, but I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 2: On delivery because you're obviously lying down in the vertical position?
Speaker 2: Is that vertical when you go like this?
Speaker 1: That's right?
Speaker 2: Handstand? Dallan, that was last night. Sit on the wine bottle,
Speaker 2: do a handstand. That's my usual pre drink. So you
Speaker 2: is he I'll just chuck up against the wall, go
Speaker 2: into a handstand, glad, glad, gladtch.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you I'm a little bit intimidated having
Speaker 4: Ruby here because I did my media to climb at
Speaker 4: the same place and like a couple of years afterwards,
Speaker 4: and she's that alumni that all the teachers rave about.
Speaker 4: So here's Ruby teasing this assignment. Really well, I'll show you.
Speaker 4: I'll show you her ones. You guys have inspiration A
Speaker 4: ruby teas, ruby tea demonstrator, Yeah, very much. So oh actually, really,
Speaker 4: do you know, Pepper Myster.
Speaker 1: You are very similar, though very similar, You could be sisters,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I've always wanted a sister, or a replacement sister for
Speaker 2: the one I've already got.
Speaker 4: What the longer the one you've already got.
Speaker 2: She's just she's just very snobby, too good for me.
Speaker 2: You know that family, You're ridiculous, yes, Or because you're
Speaker 2: very loud, they say, oh, you're a media I'm a comic, right, so,
Speaker 2: my whole family it's taken it upon themselves to say
Speaker 2: I'm a show off, I'm dying, craving the attention. No,
Speaker 2: I'm a comic. My job is to make you laugh.
Speaker 2: So sorry, I can't sit down and be a little
Speaker 2: Mousey's skinny girl in my high fashion doing my fucking that.
Speaker 2: You're saying a ron makeup, I'm a comic, like, I'm
Speaker 2: so so, I'm I'm so sorry. The patriarchy has told
Speaker 2: you to tell me to sit down and shout out
Speaker 2: that's my job.
Speaker 4: Well, it's funny because when I listened to the very
Speaker 4: first episode of Great Australian Debate up Late, Hey guys, just.
Speaker 1: Jumping in here to let you know that since we
Speaker 1: recorded this fabulous episode, Ruby and Jack have since changed
Speaker 1: the name of their podcast to Going Tropo. So whenever
Speaker 1: we say Great Australian Debate up Blake, just ignore it.
Speaker 1: That that's not that's not right. It's now called Going Tropo,
Speaker 1: So go and search that. If you were keen on
Speaker 1: getting across some more Roubes and Jacks anyway, carry on
Speaker 1: this and can join.
Speaker 4: Well it's funny because when I listened to the very
Speaker 4: first episode, I was bracing myself for comedy and there's
Speaker 4: a lot of audio production involved in terms of sound
Speaker 4: effects and backing tracks, and it sounded like a movie trailer.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh shit, is this actual serious journalism?
Speaker 4: And then they started talking and I was like, oh
Speaker 4: thank god, it's like a parody, like they're trying. They're
Speaker 4: talking really seriously, but about non serious topics. What was
Speaker 4: the first one you would debating?
Speaker 2: BINDI just Robert Irwins versus his lovely sister.
Speaker 4: Bindi Team Bindi right, I'm team I was.
Speaker 2: I'm hoping that he comes to his senses and asked
Speaker 2: me to marry him, because I think that's what Australia
Speaker 2: soon needs, is a funny one. Everyone's just like he's
Speaker 2: a fairy tale, is that? And everyone just looks really
Speaker 2: fucking good and khaki and they need Reuby to spin
Speaker 2: things up.
Speaker 1: And they need the Aussi because they're meant to. They're
Speaker 1: an Aussie family. Then you hear Terry on the news
Speaker 1: and she's like resting key Steve, you Steve. I'm also is.
Speaker 2: Your loyalty Lie? Because as far as I'm concerned, they're
Speaker 2: on the Jimmy Fallon show, Yes, the Stars with the Stars,
Speaker 2: They're on the Ricky Lee Show. I'm so Australian. They're
Speaker 2: on the Rickey Lake Show, They're on the Kelly Collections.
Speaker 2: They're you know, but I don't see them, you know,
Speaker 2: doing half as many appearances on the Today Show show.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen them on studio.
Speaker 4: You guys mustn't watch because I feel like Bandi's on
Speaker 4: the Today Show every ten minutes, like look at this
Speaker 4: good deed. I did maintain that good girl Australia.
Speaker 2: Get in for free, we get out of.
Speaker 1: India, psychopath. She strikes me as the type that has
Speaker 1: a full Corinthians Bible verse tattooed on it and we.
Speaker 2: Don't know about it because that's for only her eyes
Speaker 2: and chandless.
Speaker 1: And he looks like, oh it just reeks of white privilege,
Speaker 1: don't you think?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, he used to be a wake boarder. I
Speaker 2: don't even know what that is. Do you have to
Speaker 2: be awake?
Speaker 4: So how often do you and jact do episode of
Speaker 4: your show?
Speaker 2: Not often enough, that dal, because it knocks me for six,
Speaker 2: Like we did this show last week. I had one
Speaker 2: day to edit it or put it together, which she
Speaker 2: say it was like the skies opened. God reached down
Speaker 2: with his long, dry sausage finger and tapped me on
Speaker 2: the head. I don't know how I got it done,
Speaker 2: because fucking be and I got it done and got
Speaker 2: it up in air. But ever since I've fucking uploaded
Speaker 2: it to Omni, I've been sick as adult. Yeah there
Speaker 2: you go, seven days flat on my back and I'm
Speaker 2: like Xena, worry princess, like if I've got a sniffle
Speaker 2: blah blah blah, blah. I'll still do it the marathon.
Speaker 2: I'll still go to work. But I've been like, is
Speaker 2: it too early to make coronavirus jokes? To get tested?
Speaker 2: My sister was like, you need to get tested.
Speaker 1: The snobby sister.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course you need to get tested.
Speaker 4: It takes it out of you editing, doesn't it. Yes,
Speaker 4: I don't even do that much editing for this show.
Speaker 4: Just when Mitchell says dumb shit that he later regrets
Speaker 4: that might have been.
Speaker 1: Someone, I often call you and cut that bit out, please.
Speaker 4: Yeah he does. He says all this rud shit.
Speaker 2: And then regret that later actually quite home a phobe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually do.
Speaker 4: You can tell by your podcast that a lot goes
Speaker 4: into it. How long does it take you to edit
Speaker 4: an episode?
Speaker 2: Okay, so I got a bit carried away. The first
Speaker 2: episode took eight days to at it together, but I
Speaker 2: was trying to prove a point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2: The second one was four days, but then I started
Speaker 2: getting used to it, and this one took a day.
Speaker 2: But man, it took Like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, see, Midge, do you believe me?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: I think you thinks I'm the boy that cries wolf,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, it's gonna be so much entity?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, can we? And I was very very upset
Speaker 1: rubious here because we haven't got to point out hold
Speaker 1: it up put in the cameras. He's got an injury,
Speaker 1: he's got wank burn.
Speaker 4: I do not.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, say that for the wank magny.
Speaker 4: My wrists is currently all strapped up. My left rists.
Speaker 4: I edited for like fifteen hours straight and yeah, I
Speaker 4: had an rs I and it just didn't go away.
Speaker 4: It's been like a week now.
Speaker 1: Is that your prominent hand, the left hand?
Speaker 4: No? Which is weird? Maybe you know, would you like
Speaker 4: to go out in solidarity and maybe just go one
Speaker 4: hand in the show because all day doctor's orders and
Speaker 4: like hr orders, I've only been able to use one hand.
Speaker 1: I think I could do that easily, do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was gonna say could do it with my hands
Speaker 1: behind my back.
Speaker 4: But no, no hand?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well why not? What a stupid challenge?
Speaker 4: But yes, which hand is your? Which are you left
Speaker 4: or right hand?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: I use my right hand for everything, but a company.
Speaker 4: Right right hand.
Speaker 1: It is good done.
Speaker 4: Look all right, we.
Speaker 1: Really should start the show, you guys.
Speaker 4: I'll go get some some sort of you know, apparatus
Speaker 4: taped your hand me.
Speaker 2: This has just got interesting. I was just about to
Speaker 2: heat up. Is that to spice up?
Speaker 1: Thank god? It is, isn't it? Now Jenna can finally
Speaker 1: get a word. Generally is under the thumb by Mitch?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about having Ruby in here?
Speaker 4: I think it's great. It's a nice I think we
Speaker 4: could replace Mitch.
Speaker 1: Remember the episode where I was late and it was
Speaker 1: just you and Mitch and it tanked in the ratings.
Speaker 1: It did so well the Metropolitan viewers went down. But
Speaker 1: now I reckon it was just our three, we'd go up.
Speaker 1: What do you do? Which is back? And my head
Speaker 1: won't fit in that Hero seven black go bro? But
Speaker 1: it does and it does. Look at that, I said,
Speaker 1: right hand. No, I can't pendle with just my left one.
Speaker 1: Mitch down, all of them down, nump it all my
Speaker 1: haird dump it on the hairs though it was getting
Speaker 1: those hairs out. Shave, you're putting it up your pieces.
Speaker 1: I feel like top this is do you feel like
Speaker 1: because A stop taking that? I feel like you mean
Speaker 1: the body Boston bombings. Okay, here we go. I'm going
Speaker 1: to cut that. Can you cut that one? We're back?
Speaker 1: Just to prove a point.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I think all our problems have
Speaker 2: stemmed from mercury retrogade. Apparently, don't you start with your
Speaker 2: one of those. I used to be a skeptic until
Speaker 2: it ruined my whole fucking life. My internet. So technology
Speaker 2: is supposed to go crazy and you're supposed to fall
Speaker 2: at the wayside. So here I am. My WiFi modem
Speaker 2: just stop working a week without Wi Fi at home?
Speaker 2: Or was hot spotting from my phone all week?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Voice gone ear ache blasting. Never had an earache in
Speaker 2: my life? What happened to me? You know when you
Speaker 2: get an earache and you're off balance. Well, I wasn't
Speaker 2: off balance. Everyone else was off balance. So I was
Speaker 2: walking down the street and this guy just starts tipping over.
Speaker 2: So I run up to him and I go, oh,
Speaker 2: I got yeah, it's all right. He was just walking
Speaker 2: mind and not tipping over it all. And I've just
Speaker 2: grabbed him in between the crutch and lifted into the
Speaker 2: high heaven.
Speaker 4: Well, so you're like hallucinating that people are falling over
Speaker 4: in front of you.
Speaker 1: You thought it was inception in real life? That's right.
Speaker 2: Never had a earache in my life. I wish someone
Speaker 2: would let me know.
Speaker 1: Poor thing. Jenna gets them off because she goes to squad.
Speaker 1: She swims, so you look.
Speaker 2: Like a swimmer. That ponytail looks like it belongs to
Speaker 2: a swimmer.
Speaker 1: That lives under a cap three days of the week.
Speaker 2: I am for you.
Speaker 4: It's real here, Yeah, it's real.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know how this is going to work.
Speaker 4: It's going to be busy with the viewsual even though
Speaker 4: you're here one? Is it just me each right? Have
Speaker 4: you got one for a through?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Great?
Speaker 1: Al right?
Speaker 4: Should we kick off?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think we should. I mean, if this is your
Speaker 1: first time listening, I always think why would people start
Speaker 1: with this episode?
Speaker 4: But it's the latest, so may never know when I'm
Speaker 4: going to tune in this one at the top of
Speaker 4: the feed.
Speaker 1: Is it just meets the name of the podcast. It's
Speaker 1: our benchmark. It's how we start the show every week.
Speaker 1: It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. I
Speaker 1: went first last week. Why don't you go?
Speaker 4: Sure? Okay, and then I'll go.
Speaker 1: Then Ruby can go in the end or should stand
Speaker 1: we during the minute?
Speaker 4: Either way, well, what have we got to look forward to?
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 4: Without giving it away?
Speaker 2: What would you mine's a bit fucking rude.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll all right. Oh my god, I'm try to
Speaker 4: that go program.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Oh my god, Edward, box head.
Speaker 1: Edward, that's a poem that I would watch.
Speaker 2: Putting that up. Your going.
Speaker 4: Look look at them, Misty, look at these.
Speaker 1: This is absolutely all.
Speaker 4: Like when Jack and Row slap their hand on that
Speaker 4: condensation in the Titanic.
Speaker 2: That was my sexual awakening.
Speaker 1: I am straight. Okay, let's start the show with the
Speaker 1: first combs you can kick us off.
Speaker 7: Is it just.
Speaker 4: Is it totally fine to clean your teeth in the office?
Speaker 2: A big no, no no. Imagine something coming out of
Speaker 2: the cubicle and you've just foaming at the mouth.
Speaker 1: Scrub it.
Speaker 4: We'll see. Here's the thing. In our office, there was
Speaker 4: a guy that used to work. He was actually he
Speaker 4: was your boss, right, Jenny. Maybe that's why he was walked,
Speaker 4: But he was known in the whole building. I don't
Speaker 4: know if he knew, but he was like, oh, that
Speaker 4: guy that cleans his teeth in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: That was That was what he was known for around.
Speaker 4: But in my mind, I'm like, what an organized, well
Speaker 4: put together man. He values his health and oral hygiene
Speaker 4: enough to clean his teeth multiple times a day. And
Speaker 4: let me tell you, I'm not far off. Step one mouthwash.
Speaker 4: I have a bottle of mouthwash in my bottom drawer
Speaker 4: that I use because all the coffee I drink. You know,
Speaker 4: you get that grossly layer layer.
Speaker 1: I've got that.
Speaker 4: I can't sand the layer any given point. If my
Speaker 4: eyes glaze over, I'm picturing myself cleaning the layer. It's
Speaker 4: like my new obsession.
Speaker 1: Oh, you need a tongue scraper. I got one of
Speaker 1: those urban outfitters.
Speaker 4: Well, he's That's what I'm saying. The mouthwash isn't cutting
Speaker 4: it anymore. Yes, I feel fresher, but the layer's still there.
Speaker 4: So I reckon, I'm this close to being that guy
Speaker 4: that cleans his teeth in the office.
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel you.
Speaker 4: And I'm just at the point where I'm like, don't
Speaker 4: give a I'm happy to be that guy that means
Speaker 4: my mouth feels beautiful.
Speaker 1: I don't know, ruby would you do it? If you
Speaker 1: like you had to?
Speaker 2: How many times a week cleaning? Is it becoming a
Speaker 2: little bit obsessive? Because if I can remember, like I'm
Speaker 2: an idiot, but if I can remember cleaning the teeth
Speaker 2: in the morning and in the night. I'm like, girl,
Speaker 2: it's been a trot but we're trotting on and we
Speaker 2: are walking forward. And each day is a little bit tricky,
Speaker 2: but we're moving forward. Everything's gonna be all right. If
Speaker 2: you've got to go, oh it's eleven o'clock, better go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom and clean the teeth. That's where I
Speaker 2: lose interests.
Speaker 1: I feel you.
Speaker 2: There was another guy I used to work with who
Speaker 2: used to clean his teeth after every meal, and I thought,
Speaker 2: who hurt you?
Speaker 4: Yeah, not every meal. I just reckon like I would
Speaker 4: do like a mid day one. That's like my reset
Speaker 4: to get me through the afternoon. If I have the
Speaker 4: gross mouth at midday, I'm like, it's not happening. But
Speaker 4: I still have shame about the mouthwash. Even so what
Speaker 4: I do is it look I kind of probably look
Speaker 4: like an alcoholic. I open my bottom drawer, get a
Speaker 4: little shot of the mouthwash, hold it in my mouth,
Speaker 4: and walk down the hallway. But you bet your ass
Speaker 4: every time. Bloody dead from the news room. Hi, mich
Speaker 4: how are you wanting to make conversation? I'm like, and
Speaker 4: I just I sold your on. I make no eye
Speaker 4: contact with anyone. It's meat to the bathroom, spit it
Speaker 4: out and make sure no one's there. But I'm just like,
Speaker 4: I'm over the shame. I'm over hiding. It's Mardi Grass season.
Speaker 4: We shouldn't be doing this anymore. I'm going to come
Speaker 4: out as the guy that cleans his teeth in the office.
Speaker 2: Look, the layer of thing on my tongue is now permanent.
Speaker 2: And by the time you get to Tony and you're like.
Speaker 3: Well is it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Getting so hard every day I try to clean it.
Speaker 1: See I I on the weekend, and I'm not afraid
Speaker 1: to say this in front of the three great personal
Speaker 1: friends that I went away for the weekend and I
Speaker 1: forgot my toothbrush and I didn't brush my teeth for
Speaker 1: two nights.
Speaker 9: Oh yuck.
Speaker 1: And it was Valentine's Day, so there was a lot
Speaker 1: of kissing.
Speaker 4: Your poor friend.
Speaker 2: You just use your boyfriend's toothbrush.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't want to. I don't like that. I
Speaker 1: think that's all.
Speaker 2: Have you ever used anyone else's toothbrush?
Speaker 1: Yes? Accidentally for months, and then I realized it was
Speaker 1: my dad who's got awful alt.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, did hey didn't have a problem with
Speaker 4: you having foul breast?
Speaker 1: We discuss, and then they said, we'll go down to
Speaker 1: an hour and get a toothbrush somewhere else down, We'll
Speaker 1: just down. It did happen, but no, no, my mouth
Speaker 1: was fine. I'm just gonna get dirty anyway. I mean,
Speaker 1: what can you do?
Speaker 4: You go and get a toothbrush.
Speaker 1: We forgot we were sightseeing.
Speaker 4: You've been going so well? Which don't you.
Speaker 1: Point figures of me? Sorry, I'm trying to. I got
Speaker 1: a box on my head.
Speaker 4: You're making a point, can you do like a judge
Speaker 4: of the hammer?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Good point? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jenna, it's not a problem.
Speaker 1: I was going to crack and slice. It's getting wet anyway.
Speaker 4: You've been like someone who's on it with the oral high.
Speaker 4: Absolutely to organized money. I think it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: You're very clean, Jenna. Every time I see you, you
Speaker 1: look like you've just come out of a shower.
Speaker 4: Did you think it was we when your old boss
Speaker 4: would go off to clean his teeth in the middle
Speaker 4: of the day.
Speaker 6: I did find that a bit bizarre because it was often,
Speaker 6: But if it was.
Speaker 4: I didn't realize. I don't see where you see it.
Speaker 4: How often was it?
Speaker 2: Oh? It was probably three times a day?
Speaker 4: Oh, ok, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 6: So it was a bit extreme, But we do need
Speaker 6: someone to replace him in terms of the brushing of
Speaker 6: the teeth.
Speaker 4: And maybe it's my time. Yeah, what about school, because
Speaker 4: I know that some schools that used to I don't
Speaker 4: know if they still do, but they actually made kids
Speaker 4: clean their teeth at like lunch. It was a thing.
Speaker 4: And there was this like sink dedicator that used to
Speaker 4: be like bubblers to cleaning teeth. It was foul because
Speaker 4: there were all these prime ifical kids spitting in it.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, that's a good habit to get them into.
Speaker 4: Teach them from a young age that it's acceptable to
Speaker 4: clean your teeth midday, wherever you may be, wherever your
Speaker 4: commitments lie.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what, you're changing my mind?
Speaker 4: There we go, Look at me, go do you reckon trades?
Speaker 4: Will do it on the building site one day.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen a few trades. Have it.
Speaker 4: Not rockets? Fine? So like, why wouldn't they clean their teeth?
Speaker 2: I can of mother at seven in the morning.
Speaker 4: All right, let's do mine.
Speaker 1: We ready to move on it. Just me there with me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's.
Speaker 4: Trying to touch screen with the go pro box stapped
Speaker 4: to his hand head Instagram at couple of mitches. You'll
Speaker 4: see the photo.
Speaker 1: I'm using my left hand now. I don't know why
Speaker 1: this hand is there, but I'm ready to go. Okay,
Speaker 1: is it just me? Do you feel awkward deleting old
Speaker 1: friends from high school from Facebook?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Way, really, I've just started doing it and I cannot
Speaker 1: bear to do it. Justin Trudiani. Oh, we had a
Speaker 1: lovely day at the Fate. We bought me a spider,
Speaker 1: a Fanta spider because I ran out of pocket money.
Speaker 1: He was such a good kid. And then I remember
Speaker 1: when he had sex with Lisa Samuels in year seven
Speaker 1: and we all cheered him on and I had such
Speaker 1: fond memories. Haven't seen him since. He probably voted no,
Speaker 1: but I just want to keep him there. And and
Speaker 1: then my unfriend him. I think about it, I'm like, shit,
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I should have kept him.
Speaker 4: Why do you want to unfriend him?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Because he put up a post about his pit bull
Speaker 1: that had died and he had to go fund me
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm not donating to you? Are
Speaker 1: you again? I went on his profile and then you
Speaker 1: know when you got to see friendship and it's like
Speaker 1: you wished him happy birthday in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 4: You can you can just unfollow though.
Speaker 1: No, but I want. It's just cleaner to unfriend. Following
Speaker 1: His confuses me on Facebook, so you never know.
Speaker 4: They could have been quietly talking you all these years,
Speaker 4: being like, gim Mitch's doing well, he's working.
Speaker 1: That's what happened.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 4: Also a sudden you come up in his ad friends
Speaker 4: suggesting he's going to know.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. I did it, and someone called me out.
Speaker 1: Someone messaged me, someone said it was it something I said,
Speaker 1: lo L and I was like, it was.
Speaker 3: Once your beloved pit bull Heaven Angel died.
Speaker 1: The worst part was the pitbull maulled someone's voodle and
Speaker 1: the people was put down.
Speaker 3: You fucking have a passion for cavidles. Tell me a
Speaker 3: fucking bread, I have aoodle.
Speaker 1: So it hit close home anyway. She called me out.
Speaker 1: You went to drama school together. She was woeful, as
Speaker 1: was I and she we had a little chat back
Speaker 1: and forth, and then when she messaged me, I scrolled
Speaker 1: up and the banter was good a couple of years back,
Speaker 1: and I thought, God, if it was so good, then
Speaker 1: what has happened. You know, I just I don't like
Speaker 1: to let go so but you seem to be fine
Speaker 1: with it, you two.
Speaker 4: I did the cull immediately after I graduated. I literally
Speaker 4: you know how you get the group school photo with everyone.
Speaker 4: I pulled that up and I was like, Okay, if
Speaker 4: I ran into one of any of these people at
Speaker 4: will Worth, who would I stop and chat to? And
Speaker 4: who would I avoid eye contact with? And hope I
Speaker 4: don't see them again? Anyone that I would avoid. I
Speaker 4: got rid of them on Facebook and haven't had them
Speaker 4: since the day I finished you twelve.
Speaker 1: That's smart.
Speaker 4: I can't infriend them now, that's the bloody rude.
Speaker 1: Well, Ruby said, he you've been out of school for ages, right,
Speaker 1: ten years this year? Okay, congratulations.
Speaker 4: Did they have Facebook in.
Speaker 2: Your eleven years?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 2: Everyone was just getting into Facebook, like just got it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you know when you used to
Speaker 2: be able to send drinks to people when it first drink?
Speaker 1: No, yeah, you.
Speaker 2: Could send people like here's a margarita, really cosmopolitan? Yeah,
Speaker 2: just like a gift or something, and people like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, let's get Facebook. It's so shit. Compared to
Speaker 2: my Space top friend My top friends were Irene our
Speaker 2: Stewart chewback up and cheese.
Speaker 4: Me too.
Speaker 1: It's a tough Frankie. Anyway, I had a challenge that
Speaker 1: I wanted to do. God, this fucking box. I've never
Speaker 1: said that before. Actually I have a couple of times.
Speaker 1: So if you go, do you have Facebook Messenger, the
Speaker 1: two of you? Yeah, okay, open it up and then
Speaker 1: I'll give you some time. Okay, you don't have an Android?
Speaker 1: Do you're good?
Speaker 2: I was going to judge your hard Oh no, Darlan
Speaker 2: wouldn't be called dead.
Speaker 1: And then you go to the middle. There's two heads
Speaker 1: in the middle. Hit that and then top right there's
Speaker 1: like a little see this room, there's like a little
Speaker 1: speech bubble with three dots. Yeah, that is your requests
Speaker 1: folder and people message you, but it doesn't tell you
Speaker 1: that they've messaged it. You've got to manually check it.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I had got hundreds and this is where the
Speaker 1: friends messages go, and I got one the other day.
Speaker 1: Ready for this, yeah, ready, This is from Sanda dragas
Speaker 1: Hi Mitch. Oh my god, hello to you. I couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it when I realized you are the cash cock
Speaker 1: with Kyle and Jackie Oh, I love the two of
Speaker 1: them and have been a massive fan fucking sob story
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. I remember the driving the boys
Speaker 1: up to the school Salvania Heights Public in the mornings,
Speaker 1: laughing hysterically to their antics. Wow, what a gig you have.
Speaker 1: That's all I wanted to say. Huge, congrats. Oh please
Speaker 1: say hello to your mom. I wondered about where you
Speaker 1: guys are still need Cronalla all the best young man
Speaker 1: and God bless you Sandra Dragas. So do you guys
Speaker 1: have any.
Speaker 4: Terrible because I've just opened my message requests and I
Speaker 4: have a message from this time last year from that
Speaker 4: guy David that used to work.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 4: He goes, here's the choreography for the kiss martygraph line.
Speaker 4: I know that I remember having like being a very
Speaker 4: passive aggressive dig at him for not having sent me
Speaker 4: the choreography. David, I haven't gotten the email yet. He
Speaker 4: send it to me on Facebook, but we're not friends.
Speaker 1: When someone passes and then you hear a voicemail of
Speaker 1: them a decade later, and you go, oh, that's how
Speaker 1: it never.
Speaker 4: Happened to me.
Speaker 1: That's happened to me once. It's awful anymore mixed? Do
Speaker 1: you have any chol You've got some fan.
Speaker 4: There's a view there, yeah, but no high school friend.
Speaker 4: I have one.
Speaker 1: Oh, Jane's got one yet.
Speaker 6: Go friend from Carolyn Kilkenny.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hi, I see you like Delta oh as in
Speaker 4: Delta goodroom. How did she see that?
Speaker 1: Jenna? What are you doing in your spend time in
Speaker 1: forums on Facebook?
Speaker 4: Delta and I both get Delta good and die Hearts
Speaker 4: at Heart true and then, oh my god, stop bumping
Speaker 4: the microphone with your box.
Speaker 1: It's wet. I wish you could see how wet my
Speaker 1: box is.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have an invitation to an old
Speaker 2: friend from the Shires baby shower and I thought I
Speaker 2: was just not invited.
Speaker 1: Read it out.
Speaker 2: Hey, ladies, Hemy's baby shower lunches this Saturday. This is
Speaker 2: twenty and seventeen. If you haven't already rsvped Rude, please
Speaker 2: do so by today so you can finalize numbers for food.
Speaker 2: Date Saturday, fifth of August seventeen, eleven thirty am onwards.
Speaker 2: Lunch will start at twelve at Mary's house. Is that
Speaker 2: I'll post the map on Facebook to bring yourselves. She
Speaker 2: wants wraps swoodles onesies give out just for babies, preferably bonds, books,
Speaker 2: face washers, toys, any questions let me know. I thought
Speaker 2: I just wasn't invited because I'd broken up with my
Speaker 2: boyfriend from the Shy and I just thought I was
Speaker 2: exiled from the group.
Speaker 4: Was that your like circle? That was your link to that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So in the Shine. So I used to live
Speaker 2: in Shy too, Mituchery, but I was imported in from
Speaker 2: the city after I became a Tinderella to someone from
Speaker 2: the Shire North Kronella Beach to be quite made. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well I was just like Burke Road anyway.
Speaker 4: Speaking of Tinder, I would have loved to invited your
Speaker 4: beautiful co host Jack in Today to come with you.
Speaker 4: But I did message him on Tinder. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: are you Jack from the Great Australian Debate podcast? And
Speaker 4: he can be fair.
Speaker 2: He took a screenshot of that and send it to me.
Speaker 2: When that having goes, I'm getting I'm getting recognized reply.
Speaker 2: But mate, you got to know Jack doesn't message his mum.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't message me. He messages no one. I am
Speaker 2: on Red eight days straight. Hey Jack, I'm dying. Just
Speaker 2: thought you want to know I know you've seen the message.
Speaker 4: He really tricky to organize recordings with. For like the podcast.
Speaker 2: No, I'll be like, we've got to work, and when
Speaker 2: I put on my if you don't fucking coume right now.
Speaker 1: I fucking kill you.
Speaker 4: But if it's freend, okay, So you and I are
Speaker 4: the same, and she's the Mitch, I'm the Ruby.
Speaker 1: I'm not that bad. I'm not that bad though.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If anyway, if anyone opens on Tinder with like praising
Speaker 4: my content, it's an instant panty dropper. So, like, I
Speaker 4: don't understand why he wouldn't probably yet straight Tinder.
Speaker 2: It was on Blender.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what blend? Blender?
Speaker 2: I thought it was. It was grinded. Tried to launch
Speaker 2: an out for straight people. It was called Blender. I
Speaker 2: tried to kick it off in like, Miami.
Speaker 4: Are you on Tinder, Jenna?
Speaker 2: Are you used to?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then not anymore? No, child, why did you have
Speaker 4: much luck on there?
Speaker 6: I was just on it for fun, as in like
Speaker 6: some lame zoomber jokes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember when I was on Tinder. I used
Speaker 1: to get you got a new match and it up
Speaker 1: and it was a fucking ad for Goozmini Go mate,
Speaker 1: and you've matched with two for two tagos? How is
Speaker 1: that fair?
Speaker 2: But with any.
Speaker 10: Just don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on
Speaker 10: your podcast up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when we say leave a review, we mean a
Speaker 4: written one, if it all possible. Apparently that only applies
Speaker 4: to Apple podcast, Spotify, iHeart Radio. There's no way to
Speaker 4: leave positive or negative feedback.
Speaker 1: We've got a very complimentary one. I would read it out,
Speaker 1: but I've only got one hand of.
Speaker 4: Really going towards the vib and me both bad. Oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah true. I was going to say, look at this, guys,
Speaker 1: it's it's like we look in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at that. You've been in a bath for age.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that is warm.
Speaker 4: Don't forget Great Australian Debate upl podcast. Leave them review?
Speaker 4: Should we give them something to say so they know
Speaker 4: they came from you?
Speaker 2: That just me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why don't? Why don't you start the review on
Speaker 1: the Great Debates Tonight's in the at Night?
Speaker 4: Why don't you reply?
Speaker 2: Why do you brackets?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'll play and you just and you go is
Speaker 1: it just me? Or is this podcast the best? And
Speaker 1: then you go into your review, but you start it
Speaker 1: with this.
Speaker 2: Just and I need to do a cough.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know that we have cough confident in the studio.
Speaker 2: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Just press?
Speaker 4: Look at that?
Speaker 1: You know what the problem is?
Speaker 4: You know what we should say is a review though
Speaker 4: we should say as a salute to the fact that
Speaker 4: Jack never replied to me. Just right, you're there, Jack
Speaker 4: with your mark. Yeah, make that your review.
Speaker 2: Everyone do five stars everyone, and then right, Jack, reply
Speaker 2: to this or you're not alone.
Speaker 4: You can't reply to to a podcast view that's perfect. Jack,
Speaker 4: reply to this.
Speaker 1: Or Jack replyed to your mom. For God's sake, she
Speaker 1: wants to move. You're healthy? Can I test something out? Breakquickly?
Speaker 1: Your cough mute? Work cough into your mic, press coff mute?
Speaker 1: Probably is it picks up on everyone else's mic, So
Speaker 1: we all have to choreograph our cough at the same time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm three. We're all going to cough. And if you're
Speaker 1: listening podcasters and you don't hear a thing, it means
Speaker 1: it's worked all right.
Speaker 7: One two three, tits, I'm conducting conting.
Speaker 1: One three one two three.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I love that we celebrate that technology works.
Speaker 1: You're a ruby. Are you ready for your Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Let me, open me a little, fucking I fin
Speaker 2: eleven row.
Speaker 9: Ready to go?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is snapping one off in the shower? Fucking disgusting? Because
Speaker 2: there is a There was a survey conducted across the
Speaker 2: US and the UK by a lovely company called QS Supplies.
Speaker 2: They do shower supplies, and they revealed thirty thousand people surveyed.
Speaker 2: One in thirty people ship in the shower.
Speaker 4: That's no good. That is discscist.
Speaker 1: Hold on who he has done it?
Speaker 2: Not in my life? Really, what are you talking about? Really?
Speaker 3: Because shitting to me is.
Speaker 1: Fucked, is awful.
Speaker 4: I feel like I do have a vague memory of
Speaker 4: when I was like sick and had like the runs
Speaker 4: back in like primary school maybe, and I did trust
Speaker 4: the fart and that thankfully I was in the shower, but.
Speaker 3: You were horrified after you were like you went around.
Speaker 4: I still think about it, but no, I've never done
Speaker 4: it on purpose and thought, you know, it would be
Speaker 4: a great idea. Just lay along right now, what's.
Speaker 1: The mechanic of it? So you put you know, lay
Speaker 1: some what's it called piping, and then you.
Speaker 2: How do you do what you have to push it
Speaker 2: down to the drain. With you.
Speaker 1: Waffle sap.
Speaker 4: It's called waffle somemping. Apparently it's actually a thing that
Speaker 4: people that some people get off on it. We don't
Speaker 4: think shame in this house. Apparently waffle something is something
Speaker 4: that people get a little bit excited. Not me, no
Speaker 4: one in this room, Jenner. No, I think I'm going
Speaker 4: to vomit.
Speaker 1: I've got cracks, so who would get in my cracked heels?
Speaker 2: Seriously, I've never ever thought to do a ship in
Speaker 2: a shower.
Speaker 1: I know the pre shower shitter. So if I need
Speaker 1: to have a shower and I feel one coming on,
Speaker 1: I'll get it out there so you can be super
Speaker 1: clean after Oh, absolutely.
Speaker 2: Before your shower or else. What's the point of having
Speaker 2: a blood shower? Right exactly, you go, It's called a
Speaker 2: ship in a shower for a reason. You've got to
Speaker 2: do your ablutions, then.
Speaker 4: You wash it. Do you ever do that thing when
Speaker 4: you get in the shower without wiping at all and
Speaker 4: you lie solely on water And so.
Speaker 1: I've done that once and there was just too much
Speaker 1: going on.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Sorry, if you if you know it's there, it just yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So sixty eight percent of men we in the shower
Speaker 2: I would say that's natural over the drain, and we
Speaker 2: have to remember we is very sterile. Fifty six per
Speaker 2: cent of women do it. Fifty one percent of people
Speaker 2: masturbate overall. Oh no, actually that's wrong. Seventy nine percent.
Speaker 1: In the shower. Yeah, we've all done that. Surely, come on,
Speaker 1: is the water and the friction?
Speaker 2: Is that for a problem.
Speaker 1: I don't like it.
Speaker 4: I don't mind having a shower with someone if it's
Speaker 4: like implied that we're getting clean in order to go
Speaker 4: elsewhere and then right, But I would never like just
Speaker 4: have people who rave about like shower sex or baths.
Speaker 1: I'm just like what, I've done it in the shower
Speaker 1: once and I snapped the handle on the glass because
Speaker 1: I was super robust, probably a bit too heavy to hang.
Speaker 2: Off the rail. And that's always ants in disaster, Like
Speaker 2: the ambulance is cool.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yourself. If you have one of those buddy
Speaker 1: curtain showers, you just.
Speaker 2: Go backwards and then it would be.
Speaker 1: A health And many of you ever fallen in the shower.
Speaker 1: It is your life is just before you are on
Speaker 1: the other day, and it's so scary because you think
Speaker 1: I'm done, I'm done. There's tile everywhere there's water, and
Speaker 1: I just I did literally did the glass the glass.
Speaker 1: The hot water. I just slipping in the shower is
Speaker 1: my worst nightmare. I hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bad. And I have to use all the
Speaker 2: conditioner for this man, So I've got to be particular.
Speaker 1: You've got a lot going on.
Speaker 2: I'm never cutting it. Once it's down, once I can
Speaker 2: feel it, once I can feel it, you know, in
Speaker 2: danger when I go the toilet and made it.
Speaker 4: I've noticed just recently my hair's in danger when I'm
Speaker 4: cleaning my teeth, like I bend over to like spit
Speaker 4: out the water, or I get some water because I
Speaker 4: don't have a cup in the Martin and get to
Speaker 4: walk in the tab and I'm like, my hair's going
Speaker 4: to get bloody too. Taste alver it. Thank you mate.
Speaker 1: I think I actually quite like it. Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: Actually I wasn't sold at first, but now I can't
Speaker 1: think of a pre Mitch that didn't look like Rapunzel.
Speaker 11: Well.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about cutting it the other day after
Speaker 4: I saw Luke from five Sos he came into the
Speaker 4: car on the Dakio studio and be still my beating heart.
Speaker 4: I'm tempted to sniff this chair. What a human and
Speaker 4: half he's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta tell you that story. I was on
Speaker 1: a yacht with They invited me on their private yacht
Speaker 1: and then I went I went on that. I went
Speaker 1: on their private yacht from They're not even from the Hills,
Speaker 1: I asked them, and they're not. They're from the West.
Speaker 1: And he's like, He's like, it's you know, they've got
Speaker 1: the high red accent like video and they're like, it's
Speaker 1: so weird. People's our skirls. But we're from the Hills,
Speaker 1: but we're from the West. And I was like really,
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was on the boat with them and
Speaker 1: we shared a prawn and we shared little meatball. You
Speaker 1: went on, you went on the going on the yacht,
Speaker 1: I had to take my shoes off and my foot
Speaker 1: was touching Callum's for a good thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: My little toe, which.
Speaker 1: One he the pok one, he's like half Asian, was like,
Speaker 1: he's got smallpox. Person of color as a term, gotcha
Speaker 1: my foot. My pinky toe was resting on his bed.
Speaker 1: Pinky toe was hot. Yeah.
Speaker 8: If you're listening about this the other day, we're talking
Speaker 8: about this off the air and you mentioned that you
Speaker 8: had a five SOS interview, and Ruby says, and I've
Speaker 8: used this phrase so many times since I stole it
Speaker 8: from me.
Speaker 4: She goes, Who's that one from five Sauce that I
Speaker 4: want to ride into the sunset?
Speaker 1: I saw that I was on and I'm like, what
Speaker 1: is going on?
Speaker 4: Then I saw him the next day and I was like,
Speaker 4: it'd have to be him?
Speaker 5: Is it Luke?
Speaker 1: Luke and Callum's not you know what. They're all genuine
Speaker 1: lovely boys and they're very handsome.
Speaker 2: Also the name.
Speaker 11: Callum and Callum hood like, sorry to keep bringing it
Speaker 11: back to Luke, but there was a guy that I
Speaker 11: made out with it puffed off on the weekend that
Speaker 11: now that I've seen Luke, because I didn't really know
Speaker 11: what it looked like.
Speaker 4: Now that I've seen him, I was like, oh, that
Speaker 4: guy pulled off. Even though he wasn't the great kids
Speaker 4: that I was like, he looked a lot like him
Speaker 4: if he was like poor, like his hair was, he
Speaker 4: was just a little bit his face was a little
Speaker 4: fac was a little bit more stuff he was. There's virgins,
Speaker 4: It's a ware house.
Speaker 2: I love it. Me and my dad is still like
Speaker 2: j Jason it's our ware house. And then the little
Speaker 2: I don't want to use the.
Speaker 1: Worl with one hand. Shure it'll take a month.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's all right. We can tell amongst ourselves. We've
Speaker 4: got time. J Jason House, I've never heard that.
Speaker 2: I remember regionally in high school when you would go
Speaker 2: to jjson like jeans T shirt.
Speaker 1: I used to get them in high school because they
Speaker 1: went up to size thirty eight? Ways do you know
Speaker 1: I Ruby have recently gone up an X. Can you
Speaker 1: tell me how many exos shirt around? I used to
Speaker 1: be too? And I think I think this is I'm
Speaker 1: actually being embarrassed. You know what I own it? What
Speaker 1: size is it?
Speaker 2: Three excels?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well regular? You know that's fine, right, three excels? Okay?
Speaker 4: You two standing next to each other. Hilarious because Ruby
Speaker 4: like she dainty ass, She's very petitious, beautiful girl.
Speaker 1: I think I found a guys. Hold on, can you
Speaker 1: give your impression then we'll do it, Jay.
Speaker 2: Jay's it's a warehouse.
Speaker 9: Bringing.
Speaker 7: Bloody.
Speaker 1: There's nothing in there.
Speaker 2: The hell that was like the when they tried to
Speaker 2: do the Kanye West glasses yea with shut of shades.
Speaker 1: It's a warehouse. I remember it.
Speaker 2: I remember it, and that little like clown boy came out.
Speaker 3: J is a warehouse.
Speaker 4: We never got any of the cool aids down in
Speaker 4: the country on bloody regional.
Speaker 1: Tat Oh you got was win news we.
Speaker 4: Did with Jeffrey Phillips. She died a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Is he still around?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What about that prime time when it's time for
Speaker 2: slate boys that I would go to Nana's house out
Speaker 2: in the farm and go. God, they do it differently out.
Speaker 4: Here at seven pm when the sun is literally still up.
Speaker 4: Trying for bed, I'm like, maybe a gale.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 4: City kids wouldn't understand.
Speaker 1: Can't take this box off. My head is wet, no cook.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the cardboard started to go.
Speaker 1: So melt all. I'm not joking, all right.
Speaker 4: Have you found it harder to function?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Have you?
Speaker 4: Have you found it harder to function?
Speaker 1: So much happen like that all day for me and.
Speaker 2: It smells too Oh my god, don't do that.
Speaker 1: It's coming. It's coming.
Speaker 4: We should get out of here because I do not
Speaker 4: have the ability to edit, so I can't cut this
Speaker 4: down if it runs on too long.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let's let's move on.
Speaker 4: We've all done our Jim, haven't we. You've not done one.
Speaker 4: You've never done one, have you? I've never done There
Speaker 4: was that time that Mitch was runn late. You did one?
Speaker 2: Did I?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Would you like to do one now, Jenna?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: I would all right, we're sticking around longer than.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Jenna, can't wait to have you What was
Speaker 1: that for? Just sorry? All right, Jenna?
Speaker 7: Is it just.
Speaker 6: Do you find it incredibly annoying when a zoomber routine,
Speaker 6: get a zoomer routine perfect, and then the instructor changes
Speaker 6: it the next week.
Speaker 1: That's just predictable.
Speaker 2: I have a zoomber comment though, what's with those colorful
Speaker 2: cargo pants. They're wearing the.
Speaker 6: Yellow yellow and they've got Zoomer on the side of
Speaker 6: them and they look horrific.
Speaker 4: Do you wear them?
Speaker 2: Of course not, of course not. I feel like if
Speaker 2: you're instructor, it's like an MLAM. You have to wear
Speaker 2: everything that comes with it, like the fluoro tank tops
Speaker 2: with those fucking bloody colored cargo pants with the wisty tassels.
Speaker 4: Is zoomber for people that don't know, for people who
Speaker 4: don't know, Yeah, because people did asking, because you bring
Speaker 4: it up all the time.
Speaker 6: Zoomber is a dance workout inspired by Latin tunes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they picture like Shakira and everyone is dancing for
Speaker 4: that and copying the instructor.
Speaker 2: Yep, it was huge.
Speaker 4: It was apparently it's still a thing, like Jenny still
Speaker 4: does it.
Speaker 2: My mum tried to do a class, but she wanted
Speaker 2: to do it without shoes because she felt more grounded. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they wouldn't let her. They said it was her hns.
Speaker 2: So she never went back. She was like, fine, stuck your.
Speaker 4: Send bye, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Can you give us an example of what would happen
Speaker 1: at zomba, Like, just be your trainer. I'll give you
Speaker 1: some zoomber esque music and then can you we can
Speaker 1: I play five seconds.
Speaker 4: Get rid of, get rid of? Sorry, go on YouTube
Speaker 4: and just look up the zoomber sound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, free audio.
Speaker 4: I've only been to one Zoomber class in my life
Speaker 4: and I gave up because they didn't like try and
Speaker 4: help you keep up. She was like, all right, we're
Speaker 4: doing this move and then after ten seconds I'd watched
Speaker 4: her study it repeated yeah, I've got it, and then
Speaker 4: they move on to the next one and never come
Speaker 4: back to it, so I just felt like I was
Speaker 4: failing the whole time.
Speaker 2: And also, once it's ober, it's done. Next thing, don't
Speaker 2: worry about being perfect. The idea actually is ruining it.
Speaker 1: I've got you the music, So say ready me. Ruby
Speaker 1: and Mitch are walking to the class. Hey sorry, am
Speaker 1: I sorry?
Speaker 2: Am like I was snapping one off in the shower.
Speaker 4: Hi, I have a riss injuries that. Okay, can I
Speaker 4: still do it?
Speaker 6: I'm probably probably just go easy, but I would suggest
Speaker 6: you skip today honestly.
Speaker 4: Okay, are we ready? I'm not getting into voice.
Speaker 3: One two three one three.
Speaker 4: When you're going to start doing some movement. I am burning.
Speaker 2: Carol is doing the work.
Speaker 1: Cool down.
Speaker 4: So thanks for coming on, Thank you for coming.
Speaker 2: I've got to do a little quart stretchy after that.
Speaker 1: Lovely Jenna, thank.
Speaker 6: You, thank you for coming.
Speaker 1: Well, Ruby, it was a pleasure having you in.
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: We love to down to check out Great Australian Debate
Speaker 4: up Late podcast. We're going to be welcome on your show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, anytime you like. And also look at my Instagram.
Speaker 2: Att Ruby, T's like, oh.
Speaker 4: I like that you've reheard that you actually did really
Speaker 4: funny videos on there. They're called Thursday thoughts and they're just.
Speaker 2: Like our thoughts on the Thursday.
Speaker 4: Thursday thoughts, so that you just rant and I'm like,
Speaker 4: this is brilliant, This lends itself to and is it
Speaker 4: just me?
Speaker 1: It does? Also, your Insta stories just phenomenal. Thank you,
Speaker 1: my favorite things to watch.
Speaker 2: I'm going to wake up tomorrow with a trillian little
Speaker 2: bloody Instagram.
Speaker 1: You well, what else do we need to get done?
Speaker 4: Well, don't forget our Instagram while you're there at a
Speaker 4: couple of mitches like you'd fell bitches.
Speaker 1: Jenna great first tagm to. I was actually very impressed.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 4: It feels like you had that bottled up for some time.
Speaker 4: I have, it's been a while.
Speaker 1: It was predictables all hell, I couldn't know it was
Speaker 1: not predictable. Really, No, it's not fair enough.
Speaker 4: Do you guys have a useless pest on your show?
Speaker 2: What's that? God?
Speaker 8: We're not actually sure why she's here.
Speaker 4: She was originally brought and in the producer, but then
Speaker 4: she was too busy, but then kept turning.
Speaker 2: Up, well her warmth the whole time, so.
Speaker 1: She's really infiltrated the studio. She's very coronay because she
Speaker 1: used to sit outside the box. Now she's got her
Speaker 1: own dime on you.
Speaker 2: I'm not sitting out there.
Speaker 4: She was a danger to the other stuff that's in
Speaker 4: the picture, the whole She frightened the majority.
Speaker 2: I got sent to h Yeah got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 4: We all get there anyway. We'll be back next week.
Speaker 4: Don't forget. Like I said, great Australian Debate up late podcast,
Speaker 4: Go check it out and we'll We'll be back the
Speaker 4: same time, same place next week.
Speaker 1: We will. It's been a pleasure. Ruby once again, thank you,
Speaker 1: what a really good Time's end with a final cough
Speaker 1: Ready on three one.
Speaker 4: You have to turn the music off to okay.
Speaker 1: One two three tis call me once, shame on me.
Speaker 1: See you next week.
Speaker 10: Is it just me? Don't forget to subscribe and leave
Speaker 10: a review on your podcast app.
Speaker 4: Okay, welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 4: The reason we do this is because all the people
Speaker 4: that aren't great with technology, like some relatives of mine,
Speaker 4: we're hoping to trick them out of listening to this
Speaker 4: section because this is little be overshare, go a bit,
Speaker 4: go a bit off off track, because there is no
Speaker 4: track that's hit day to d brief, no focusing required,
Speaker 4: very loose. Ruby, I'm sure you've heard of the bloggies
Speaker 4: listening to our show. No, okay, that's fine. Well is
Speaker 4: this news to your secret segment? Is that secret?
Speaker 2: I love anything secret.
Speaker 4: I actually hope that most people don't make it to
Speaker 4: this point because I'm not proud of this section of
Speaker 4: the show at all.
Speaker 2: Wink twice and I'll take all my clothes off.
Speaker 1: No, you keep the mind players keep them on. And
Speaker 1: the reason is, like I was trying to say, I'm
Speaker 1: just kicks out of them. Now, officially we can take
Speaker 1: calls on the show at this point, so it's live.
Speaker 1: Everything is open, and we can actually do live tweet
Speaker 1: so people can tweet along live with the shows. We
Speaker 1: got one. It's Jackie ghost. I intentionally didn't message you
Speaker 1: back on Tinder. He wasn't interested at all, but so
Speaker 1: it just wasn't.
Speaker 2: Feeling better than being ghosted after three day and Star Wars.
Speaker 4: Explained to him that live tweeting and podcast record before
Speaker 4: it's been the least. It's not a thing.
Speaker 1: Do you know how it works? People tweet the show
Speaker 1: in the hopes that they catch just when we're recorded.
Speaker 4: Relative to what we're talking about.
Speaker 1: That's your sister. Oh she doesn't have anything nice to say.
Speaker 2: I've hadn't know she had Twitter.
Speaker 1: Of course I do your bit.
Speaker 2: Just what she just said, that sounds like that's.
Speaker 4: Awful into a place for me, truly tragic.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I don't forget. You can call it anytime. It's that easy.
Speaker 1: What's the number one eight six nine four two four
Speaker 1: four nine eight oh three ninety six.
Speaker 4: You know we haven't done since we've been back.
Speaker 1: Four o two eight four nine six.
Speaker 4: Two Sorry, yeah, the numbers different again. You know we
Speaker 4: haven't done since we've been back. The chocolate wheel, of course, you've.
Speaker 1: Got the chocolate wheel, of course, Ruby, we do this
Speaker 1: thing right where we take live calls from a suburb
Speaker 1: in Australia and we have a wheel in the studio
Speaker 1: and they spin it and they win a prize.
Speaker 4: If it's the only stupid gag of him that I
Speaker 4: actually play a long week, I love it.
Speaker 1: Mitchell really makes it. So let's start the music up.
Speaker 1: One second.
Speaker 4: Here we guy, guy to the line.
Speaker 1: We've got oh trend Sacedonia. He's good, he's good. He
Speaker 1: can't talk, he's on speakerphone.
Speaker 4: Let's been that wheel and when you were prize train.
Speaker 1: Here we go trans spinning the wheel. One second it's coming.
Speaker 4: So there we go to spin a wheel and prize
Speaker 4: that he got.
Speaker 6: Trent, you have got yourself a hamster wheel.
Speaker 4: The fine print life.
Speaker 1: Sigh, Yes, brilliant Ruby, Why don't you give the wheeler
Speaker 1: spin and we'll take another call. I've got Loosinda spin. Okay,
Speaker 1: well done, loose Lucy. Here we go. What is she want? Jenna?
Speaker 4: You've landed on number what is it six? I can
Speaker 4: see generals number six?
Speaker 6: Okay, let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh a packet of stale discus.
Speaker 1: They're the better they get, the more stale.
Speaker 4: Straight off, We'll let you do the prize this time.
Speaker 2: Alright.
Speaker 4: Our final call for the day, who've got in the line.
Speaker 1: Is we have Brenda.
Speaker 4: Brenda, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Brenda is in Colonel Baston, which is a lovely little town.
Speaker 1: You know, I've been there and they got ravished by
Speaker 1: those fires the thing make have you been there?
Speaker 4: Well, Coon Braston?
Speaker 1: That's that for Bustleton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a wonderful Golden Brumby Chinese restaurant Buckleton
Speaker 2: three or by the way, I really yeah, I've taught
Speaker 2: a dance workshop inton you in twenty thirteen January.
Speaker 4: Wow, we did.
Speaker 1: A coughing fit chicken to them, we did, We pranked
Speaker 1: them and she shared it on the Facebook. What an
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, there's not much going on in Bustledon anyway, Brenda,
Speaker 1: right yeah, Brenda wheel hold on you there, Brenda, and
Speaker 1: what she's doing, I'll spin the way.
Speaker 4: I can't. I got our thigh.
Speaker 1: We'll give you a number that lands, and you've got
Speaker 1: the price sheet in front of your ruby. It's on
Speaker 1: number thirteen. What does she want?
Speaker 9: A year nine Emo prize pack a gift boucher to
Speaker 9: j Ji and it involves one pair of skin leg jeans,
Speaker 9: an Elmo T shirt and a drawstring backpack.
Speaker 4: Wow, you can't forget the bloody badgers for your backpack
Speaker 4: with skulls on them.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to throw in a big ribbon head
Speaker 2: band just to really look at it.
Speaker 1: Take off with THEE and Rick and Marty hoodie. That's
Speaker 1: what you've sounds like.
Speaker 4: And that reminds me of the prizes I used to
Speaker 4: give away and funny at home videos. Also, I didn't
Speaker 4: know that crows Next were the real place until I
Speaker 4: met Sydney. That's where you always had to mail your
Speaker 4: funny home videos lock Back, double nine seven, Double nine seven,
Speaker 4: crows Now. And I moved here and I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my god.
Speaker 2: What an icon Shellycraft.
Speaker 4: Nah, I prefer the original funny home video.
Speaker 2: You know that Tony Tony lived in Straight was on
Speaker 2: the Renovation Show. She was driving like a little little
Speaker 2: like full drive. You want. Did she have that car
Speaker 2: when she lived in your street?
Speaker 1: No, she didn't have an SX four. But she had
Speaker 1: a beautiful mom who was I used to love. And
Speaker 1: she lived in Clarence Crescent. That was the street I
Speaker 1: grew up on, and that's where she and her mum
Speaker 1: was so proud of her. She was like, oh, she's
Speaker 1: doing this little theater production and this and this and this,
Speaker 1: and then she was on Funniest Time Video.
Speaker 2: It's got beautiful honey blonde streaks, we love it and
Speaker 2: a thick eye line.
Speaker 4: She was on that bushel of aut of the musical
Speaker 4: How Good Bushels. I'm a big fan of Saturday Morning.
Speaker 1: You know, I've just I've just got into Australian's Afternoon.
Speaker 3: That is my tap choice.
Speaker 4: Sometimes. One thing you should know about me is that
Speaker 4: I'm really random. I have afternoon in the morning.
Speaker 2: But they've really made that blend to perfection.
Speaker 4: What is it about the afternoon blend that's so much
Speaker 4: better than the morning.
Speaker 2: It's more round fucking lotly. Sorry, but an English breakfast
Speaker 2: is planned to say I may as well just have
Speaker 2: soapy water.
Speaker 11: I'm so sorry, hated them lipped in black tea?
Speaker 5: What all?
Speaker 2: I still like it? But Australian afternoon is just like
Speaker 2: they've just squeezed all the best bits of a ghost
Speaker 2: gum into a glass.
Speaker 1: It's almost like two teas in one.
Speaker 4: Have you guys had the tea to Melbourne breakfast tea?
Speaker 4: It's beautiful, It's like vanilla y and like, oh, it's
Speaker 4: so good. Then the Sydney breakfast tea is like small
Speaker 4: Howard punches. It's like it's no.
Speaker 2: Corruption and really expensive.
Speaker 1: The door can get it, I'll get it.
Speaker 4: One momentum, we've brought in another drama thing that's going
Speaker 4: to play along with who is.
Speaker 1: It's opening the door? Close the door? Goodness man?
Speaker 4: Who was it?
Speaker 2: Nanny Pat?
Speaker 1: She didn't come behind.
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't like seeing people, not a people person.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know what they want. She doesn't like to
Speaker 2: sleep persons.
Speaker 1: We've all got I've got a nana Pat Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want to. Who is going the wrong handle? Ruby?
Speaker 1: It's the wrong handle, Ruby. There we go, She's opened it.
Speaker 4: Next we should play what's another drama? Space jump face?
Speaker 2: Shane warn.
Speaker 1: I have to say.
Speaker 2: He said he's been stalking me since I left Chipendale
Speaker 2: And he said why, and I replied, request box, I
Speaker 2: didn't see you before coming here? Ah? Right?
Speaker 4: Is that where you live? Now? Okay?
Speaker 2: Because if anyone lives in the area, hit up my request.
Speaker 4: Father, Oh Jesus, didn't you? Did you go to uts
Speaker 4: as well?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 4: Yeah, we went. We used to work around that Chipendale area.
Speaker 4: It's the best place to like in terms of lunch breaks.
Speaker 2: Fuck me something for Jess coffee.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm a fan of that.
Speaker 2: Every morning I sit up next to the Bristol and
Speaker 2: have a one hour conversation with every day about what.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Sky's looking good?
Speaker 4: How good? The wind lights?
Speaker 2: Really fucked the past? You see people over the ride
Speaker 2: on over Crombie Street. I am the mayor of chip
Speaker 2: and Dale. Literally nothing to do talk.
Speaker 4: There was a video of yours on your Instagram. I
Speaker 4: found so funny. I reposted it on kiss. It was
Speaker 4: like every half hours conversation and it was raining and Sydney.
Speaker 4: It was like the rain, I think it needs to go.
Speaker 2: I have been stopped in the street. Yes, I have
Speaker 2: been stopped in the street at Central Park. More really,
Speaker 2: a lady came up to me and said, you're the
Speaker 2: girl who was on Instagram talking about the ray. She
Speaker 2: re enacted the whole thing. I said, yes, what oppo
Speaker 2: is it again?
Speaker 4: It's like hype. It ends the drap right now.
Speaker 2: It stops the trap.
Speaker 4: And there was one for every half parts conversation. When
Speaker 4: it's hot, hot enough for yeah the.
Speaker 2: Time, I like going to Westfield. No, seriously, I have
Speaker 2: to thank you for that, because the amount of effort
Speaker 2: I put into videos is like days chop and chain
Speaker 2: the script. I don't write the script. I just go
Speaker 2: off it. This video, I fucking filmed it in two seconds,
Speaker 2: whacked it up that tearial influenza.
Speaker 4: It's funny. Less less is more when it comes to
Speaker 4: videos online.
Speaker 2: I just got to be relatable, doesn't it. Jesus?
Speaker 4: My phone I ran about something that I don't realize
Speaker 4: is relatable all the time, and then it blows up
Speaker 4: for the first time. The other day, someone says to me,
Speaker 4: you're that guy from TikTok, and I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 4: I can't be that person.
Speaker 1: You just reshared your old videos on TikTok's.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I got to get twenty first century,
Speaker 4: you got to get amongst the TikTok, got to play
Speaker 4: where the cool kids play. And so I just ripped
Speaker 4: a couple of videos that did well on Facebook and
Speaker 4: Instagram in the past, like months old, put them on
Speaker 4: TikTok and they've had a bloody resurgence.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you're a smart man, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I'm a lazy man.
Speaker 2: But also I've been learning the dancers on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 4: Oh you have an account.
Speaker 2: Oh I just got it on Saturday because I was
Speaker 2: feeling sick and sorry for myself. So I thought I
Speaker 2: would do a little TikTok Dean.
Speaker 4: I just followed you.
Speaker 2: I've got one follower, James Anthony from Punky, my one fan.
Speaker 2: He does the batchy recaps.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 2: I've just got TikTok to follow him because he's a genius.
Speaker 4: Accidentally followed you with the Kyle and jackieo account. But
Speaker 4: it's fine only I want to get tip top, which
Speaker 4: we said last week we were going to do one,
Speaker 4: but we never did it. Should we do it now?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We could.
Speaker 2: I love doing the dances.
Speaker 4: You know what I thought we could do instead of
Speaker 4: the dance, I thought we could do something that we've
Speaker 4: done on the show. We do that thing. Remember how
Speaker 4: we were talking about if newsreaders disagree with each other.
Speaker 4: You know how a news person at the desk throws
Speaker 4: to a reporter and the reporter always starts with yes,
Speaker 4: that's right. We were talking about what it would be
Speaker 4: like if they like got their wives crossed, and they said, no,
Speaker 4: that's not right, and so we should do that as
Speaker 4: ill me the news reader. You guys be the reporters. Okay, Jenna,
Speaker 4: can you film or you can be reported with if
Speaker 4: you like, I'll film here, maybe go where Ruby is
Speaker 4: and just film in front of me. No, I feel
Speaker 4: me no time like the present, Jenna.
Speaker 1: So I'm the I'm on the field.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have to do it like bit by bit?
Speaker 4: Is it like? Is it like those acts when you
Speaker 4: hold it down for the first bit and then.
Speaker 1: You stop Rubies That how it works?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You can do that.
Speaker 1: I've got TikTok, I've got thirty five followers.
Speaker 4: Okay, do I look like a news reader? Does my
Speaker 4: hair look news reader enough?
Speaker 1: You actually look more like a news reader than anyone
Speaker 1: in this room.
Speaker 4: Obviously. That's why I'm doing the role. Give me a
Speaker 4: news story, and I'm not something that's like time sensitive
Speaker 4: sitting in the shower. No, it's something that.
Speaker 1: News on the seen the earthquake in the town center.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not funny.
Speaker 2: Oh there's been a lion escape from the Taronga Park.
Speaker 9: Suit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that you believe you believe the situation is
Speaker 1: under control.
Speaker 4: Okay, tell me do it? Three two on Countdownjenner, Actually,
Speaker 4: what can you report a name be?
Speaker 6: Do you want me to do it on TikTok or
Speaker 6: on camera?
Speaker 4: Yes, do it on TikTok on camera?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, come on, Mitch.
Speaker 4: Creature of habit. I don't know how to TikTok fifteen
Speaker 4: or sixty sixty or the very funny. Couldn't possibly it
Speaker 4: into fifteen? What can your news reader name me?
Speaker 1: Just make me Craig a Costa?
Speaker 4: Okay, three two, and we cross live now to report
Speaker 4: a Craigo Costa who was at the scene of a
Speaker 4: lion escape at Sydney's Throng Zoo when Craig, fortunately, zoo
Speaker 4: keepers were able to prevent further lines escaping. All right,
Speaker 4: nailed that one. Take one to ken? Can I calm
Speaker 4: me that for nothing?
Speaker 1: I've got to be quick?
Speaker 4: Okay, so when I when I, when you pick up
Speaker 4: my shot, you have to do that like a couple
Speaker 4: of seconds of nodding like you're like the earpieces has
Speaker 4: a delay.
Speaker 1: Let's just say okay, no, Lucinda. Unfortunately, we're now getting
Speaker 1: reports that there are twelve lions loose. Three of my
Speaker 1: close colleagues have passed. I don't know where you're getting
Speaker 1: your information, but I boll I mean for a long
Speaker 1: night back to you in the studio.
Speaker 4: When I swapped the line away. Oh, they're going to
Speaker 4: wonder why the new thread has got rs I. Okay,
Speaker 4: what's your story.
Speaker 5: Going to be?
Speaker 4: I think of a reason I.
Speaker 2: Throw to you. I've lost my mum. Have you seen her?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: We separated at the zoo the flood.
Speaker 1: I can do the flood at the flood at Town Center.
Speaker 4: This is her ski. She can know what am I
Speaker 4: going to do? What's the new story? I'm going to
Speaker 4: throw to you with what could it be a building
Speaker 4: collapse in the CBD?
Speaker 2: What do I say? It's up to you. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, go should I do the building collapse?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What should her name be?
Speaker 2: Rachel Bilson?
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, wait, Rachel Builton, I'll say, and we're going
Speaker 4: to a building collapse in the face with her. I okay,
Speaker 4: I'll say, building collapse, and what can my building collapse?
Speaker 1: And I understand that there's been no injuries, and then
Speaker 1: that's when you go, no, it's actually horrific. Many people
Speaker 1: are injured. Seven.
Speaker 4: No, but don't tell her what Sorry, so she gets
Speaker 4: the concept, the concept, I'll come up with the concept.
Speaker 4: All right, let's do it. Ready?
Speaker 6: Three?
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 4: Dear, oh dear Craig, my mistake. Let's go live now
Speaker 4: to Rachel Budden, who is at the scene of a
Speaker 4: heritage listed building collapse that's devastated the Sydney community. Rachel,
Speaker 4: thankfully everybody did get away safely, brilliant. Take thank you.
Speaker 1: Let's go. How long do we have, Jenna, so we
Speaker 1: know I don't know because.
Speaker 4: We're doing it in Oh okay, yeah, this could well
Speaker 4: go over the sixty second mark.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: I'll go quick.
Speaker 4: Tell me when Yeah, Jenny, your fuck is they action?
Speaker 2: Go action? You can tell me when we're waiting.
Speaker 4: For you to say action.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 4: Know what I'll say it. I'll say okay, action.
Speaker 1: Oh Jenna will say action.
Speaker 2: Action. No, no, listener, that was incorrect. It was a
Speaker 2: Portmans at Pitt Street, Yes, you know the one. We're
Speaker 2: crusty middle aged women stamped heed at the front door
Speaker 2: when they noticed the pajamas had gone sail eighty percent off. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: no one has been left with any eyeballs because they
Speaker 2: were all clawed out. Back to you guys in the studio.
Speaker 4: Great now, now, alright, let's go to play as well.
Speaker 1: And I organized it.
Speaker 4: We just ticked up. Can you stand it.
Speaker 1: I've got a fucking show to do in forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: What do you have on tonight?
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got an edit something.
Speaker 1: Can I quickly play one round of the game. It's
Speaker 1: just when it takes all I'm set it up.
Speaker 4: For the You can't then be to ask about oh
Speaker 4: my god, we've gone away.
Speaker 1: You're the one playing into it. And we played a
Speaker 1: game at the end of last week's show and everyone
Speaker 1: loved it. So I made this for.
Speaker 4: You, Ruby, thank you.
Speaker 1: You used to call myself. Okay, so I'm going to
Speaker 1: play like an old fashioned knockier ring tone, but it's
Speaker 1: of a song that you'll know and love. First person
Speaker 1: a buzz in using your name gets a point, so
Speaker 1: we're going to go love this. This is a thing
Speaker 1: of motor razor. Okay, it's on your desk, your phone rings.
Speaker 1: This is your ring tone, buzz in with your name first.
Speaker 4: You're looking at her the whole time.
Speaker 3: Okay, Ruby.
Speaker 1: Another Also, I don't have a correct sound effect.
Speaker 4: But sorry, serious, you don't have a correct sound effect.
Speaker 1: I'm on a different sound effect and blue. Well done?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: One point two groups, Ladies and gents. That was very well.
Speaker 4: How were scoring this? How do we win?
Speaker 1: I'm keeping school, but now I've lost the page. So
Speaker 1: I didn't need a correct sound effects.
Speaker 2: High tech equipment.
Speaker 4: You can just search correct sound effect and drag it
Speaker 4: onto the other button. Bar Man, he didn't go to
Speaker 4: with Biddy Ruby.
Speaker 1: I actually didn't know. I didn't study at all. Clearly, Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, ladies and gents. This is question number two.
Speaker 2: Barby girl Barbie girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, girl, but.
Speaker 2: If you always know, I'm always.
Speaker 1: Angry if Ruby gets his next one, she's one. But
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 4: I don't understand how that. Oh it's worth the three?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Gotcha ready?
Speaker 2: And you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Annie?
Speaker 2: You've been hit by You've been struck by a smooth
Speaker 2: criminal and two people sung it Michael Jackson and oh
Speaker 2: what's that bad?
Speaker 1: You've done it? Well done, criminal, Ruby T.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: This is just a superlative. Okay. So if this is
Speaker 1: just an extra, I had it, I made it. Let's
Speaker 1: play it.
Speaker 2: Should I be in it? Or should it be those two?
Speaker 1: You should be between those two because I know you'll know it.
Speaker 4: This is like a participation Award Jenny Jennal. This was
Speaker 4: on last week Skater for ny got that one last week?
Speaker 1: All right, we need to get out of here, pleasure Siri.
Speaker 1: Have you enjoyed the show?
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Speaker 2: And also, I'm playing Mersadies Corby in the Chappelle Chappelle
Speaker 2: musical that's going to Adelaide. If you're around, if they
Speaker 2: go to Adelaide, Yeah, March eleven, brilliant. Yeah, there's gonna
Speaker 2: be a Sydney show too, so hold horses everyone.
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Speaker 2: I hope I did a good job. I feel like
Speaker 2: that was a pretty fucking risky answer.
Speaker 4: It was a lot going on, Oh well, what can
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Speaker 2: You win some and you win some more correct.
Speaker 1: Couldn't agree more? Is that right, sirih? Yeah, Okay, let's
Speaker 1: get out of here, guys, see you next week.
Speaker 4: Thanks for hanging out with us the once again. We'll
Speaker 4: at your them, babe. Bye?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
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