WEBVTT - #16: Snapping One Off in the Shower 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird ship. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:06.160 It should in young people, inhaling the gas from cooking 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:08.760 canisters known as names to get high. 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:11.520 Some things make more sinse than others. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:14.920 I've gone evening for you my career on hold. 0:00:15.120 --> 0:00:16.759 I couldn't been anything if I'd. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:21.639 Had the talents yourself for observations you didn't ask for. 0:00:21.880 --> 0:00:23.240 This is leadership. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:25.200 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:29.240 You well, good, just. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.839 I'm still the black couple of Ritchieshould one of us 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.160 be mich and the other Mitchell, just to make things easier. 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:37.760 Your Mitch, I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.560 You always call me Mitchell. Oh no, he is Mitch 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:46.320 Trulli and Mitchell Kou. It's so good to be high. 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:49.840 Goody, gooday, we're back again. Hi Jenna, Hi, now, Jentting. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.040 You know what they say about women in media. Two 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:53.720 of them can't be in the same room without having 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:54.960 some sort of cat fights. So how are you going 0:00:55.040 --> 0:00:56.440 to cope with today's guest hosts? 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:58.680 I don't know, she's melting away. This is like American 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:00.360 horror story with the witches, and they can only be 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:02.240 one supreme in the room at once, so then one 0:01:02.240 --> 0:01:05.039 of them dies and it's just all very convoluted teeth. 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:05.360 Is here. 0:01:05.360 --> 0:01:09.680 Hello, darl Hello fellas doubt, Welcome to the show. I 0:01:09.800 --> 0:01:13.080 wasn't I wasn't exuding enough feminine energy myself. I've brought 0:01:13.080 --> 0:01:14.040 you in to help me out. 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:15.399 That's all right. I'm pretty mess. 0:01:15.520 --> 0:01:17.480 I feel that numbered for for a don't know why, 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.600 to be honest, but you know, I like, I like 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:21.960 what you're doing to the room, do you. Yeah, you're 0:01:21.959 --> 0:01:22.680 bouncing it out. 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:27.480 It's this, it's this beautiful moistures or amusing. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.200 Very dewey, which is good dewey. 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:29.920 That's the thing you got to do. You've got to 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:33.000 do it. It's got to be really oily and like 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:34.720 and give a ship. 0:01:35.000 --> 0:01:37.360 Yeah, that's that's really is the craze to look like 0:01:37.400 --> 0:01:40.320 you've just run a marathon. Everyone wants to look sweaty. 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.000 And covered in kve th grief. 0:01:42.319 --> 0:01:44.520 That we were talking off the and I always got 0:01:44.520 --> 0:01:46.560 more to della fat on my fingers just because I 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:47.240 like cold cuts. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:49.960 We have that in common, right, bloody love a cold cut. 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.840 I'm in the wooly stilly section. I'm like, give it 0:01:52.840 --> 0:01:55.680 to me, give it all to me two undergrams. Make 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:58.320 it three undergrams. Don't even have to wrap it separately. 0:01:58.360 --> 0:01:59.680 Put it all in the one bag down. 0:01:59.800 --> 0:02:01.720 You know, they go. You asked for two hundred and 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:03.480 they good it was two hundred and ten. Is that 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:04.919 a run on my bait? You do two twenty? 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.240 I don't care. Look that bit's looking pretty lonely. 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.800 Just chuck it in. If you haven't heard Ruby's podcast, 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:12.280 I wo highly recommend. 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.240 Fortunately I do. I did bring a grab with me. 0:02:14.280 --> 0:02:15.840 I listened to the most recent one. It was the 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:19.880 Valentine's Day special you did, and you and your co 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.560 host Jack you were talking about sex at the time, 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:26.280 and I just it was the most brilliant thing I've 0:02:26.280 --> 0:02:28.000 ever heard, so I had to bring it with me here. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.359 It is sex is exhausting. 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:33.400 Oh it's like that than sex. I'm like a bloody 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:33.880 hope it is. 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:37.360 I don't understand one thing. 0:02:37.400 --> 0:02:38.840 You couldn't live it out sex? 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:39.720 Really? 0:02:39.720 --> 0:02:40.359 I hope I. 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:42.600 Could with us, because I really do. 0:02:42.720 --> 0:02:43.960 That would be a utopia. 0:02:44.160 --> 0:02:46.239 What would you put as the same as sex? 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:48.880 The same as sex as in what I was this 0:02:48.960 --> 0:02:49.400 is what I. 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.920 Think about sex. It's when you go the footy and 0:02:51.919 --> 0:02:54.840 you get a meat pie and realize the inside's still frozen. 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:57.200 Oh yeah, what else do you think? 0:02:57.560 --> 0:03:01.760 Sex is like those real pretty water bottles from Target? 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:03.639 You buy it for six dollars and they look like 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.280 they were thirty six dollars and then you get them 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:05.840 home and they leak. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:06.920 They leak through your bag. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:09.960 That's exactly right. I think it's awful. 0:03:10.000 --> 0:03:11.800 I hope we don't sound bitter right now. 0:03:12.040 --> 0:03:15.760 I'm jaded to the fucking nines. Do not kid? 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:17.959 Oh, come on? 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:20.000 And it struck a nerve with Australia because that's the 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:24.560 most downloads I've ever gotten and done. It cut to 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:26.880 the bone that one. It was so good and reaching 0:03:26.880 --> 0:03:29.080 out left, right and center, like you too, I'm not 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:33.520 an alien. Sex is awful, Australia. 0:03:32.880 --> 0:03:33.880 We get it bad. 0:03:34.000 --> 0:03:35.360 Sex unites the country. 0:03:35.520 --> 0:03:37.440 Yeah, And I got to say that made you a 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.560 perfect contender for my list that I'm working on, because 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:44.080 last week here on our podcast, I started writing the 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:47.760 things that are better than drugs and dick lists and 0:03:48.480 --> 0:03:51.600 take some submissions. Oh, we had a cool breeze, we 0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:54.560 had a beautiful pizza. We had all thought, what did 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:55.280 you guys add? Again? 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.040 I said, a good toothbrush like a good tooth clean 0:03:59.080 --> 0:04:00.640 you know when you brush your teeth really well and 0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:03.440 you're like, fuck, everything is clean. There's no park on 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:03.920 any two. 0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:06.920 I heard that A really good quality fruit cutting knife. 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:09.280 That's probably my favorite. You don't get it until you've 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:11.000 got one, you know what I mean. So is there 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:13.200 anything you like to add, seeing as you despise sex. 0:04:13.440 --> 0:04:18.360 A KFC dinner box on delivery on Saturday afternoon four 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.840 pm after you've been on the margaritas all night at 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:22.080 stone Wall or. 0:04:22.160 --> 0:04:23.800 I'm keeping up and keeping up and kidding. That's i 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:25.599 KFC dinner. 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.840 There will layers to that one, but I couldn't agree more. 0:04:27.640 --> 0:04:31.080 On delivery because you're obviously lying down in the vertical position? 0:04:31.160 --> 0:04:32.240 Is that vertical when you go like this? 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:34.400 That's right? 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:40.440 Handstand? Dallan, that was last night. Sit on the wine bottle, 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.599 do a handstand. That's my usual pre drink. So you 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.240 is he I'll just chuck up against the wall, go 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:50.400 into a handstand, glad, glad, gladtch. 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:52.520 Can I tell you I'm a little bit intimidated having 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.800 Ruby here because I did my media to climb at 0:04:54.839 --> 0:04:57.400 the same place and like a couple of years afterwards, 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.920 and she's that alumni that all the teachers rave about. 0:05:01.880 --> 0:05:04.920 So here's Ruby teasing this assignment. Really well, I'll show you. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.880 I'll show you her ones. You guys have inspiration A 0:05:07.000 --> 0:05:12.680 ruby teas, ruby tea demonstrator, Yeah, very much. So oh actually, really, 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:16.960 do you know, Pepper Myster. 0:05:15.960 --> 0:05:18.719 You are very similar, though very similar, You could be sisters, 0:05:18.800 --> 0:05:19.479 do you know what I mean? 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.919 I've always wanted a sister, or a replacement sister for 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:23.800 the one I've already got. 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:25.360 What the longer the one you've already got. 0:05:25.440 --> 0:05:28.440 She's just she's just very snobby, too good for me. 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:32.360 You know that family, You're ridiculous, yes, Or because you're 0:05:32.440 --> 0:05:36.240 very loud, they say, oh, you're a media I'm a comic, right, so, 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:39.440 my whole family it's taken it upon themselves to say 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:44.640 I'm a show off, I'm dying, craving the attention. No, 0:05:44.920 --> 0:05:47.599 I'm a comic. My job is to make you laugh. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:50.040 So sorry, I can't sit down and be a little 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:54.960 Mousey's skinny girl in my high fashion doing my fucking that. 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:58.599 You're saying a ron makeup, I'm a comic, like, I'm 0:05:58.640 --> 0:06:02.719 so so, I'm I'm so sorry. The patriarchy has told 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.040 you to tell me to sit down and shout out 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:05.920 that's my job. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:07.960 Well, it's funny because when I listened to the very 0:06:08.000 --> 0:06:12.000 first episode of Great Australian Debate up Late, Hey guys, just. 0:06:12.000 --> 0:06:13.919 Jumping in here to let you know that since we 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:17.920 recorded this fabulous episode, Ruby and Jack have since changed 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:21.360 the name of their podcast to Going Tropo. So whenever 0:06:21.400 --> 0:06:23.640 we say Great Australian Debate up Blake, just ignore it. 0:06:23.720 --> 0:06:26.120 That that's not that's not right. It's now called Going Tropo, 0:06:26.200 --> 0:06:28.280 So go and search that. If you were keen on 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.680 getting across some more Roubes and Jacks anyway, carry on 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:31.320 this and can join. 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.640 Well it's funny because when I listened to the very 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:37.159 first episode, I was bracing myself for comedy and there's 0:06:37.200 --> 0:06:39.359 a lot of audio production involved in terms of sound 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.719 effects and backing tracks, and it sounded like a movie trailer. 0:06:41.760 --> 0:06:44.600 I was like, oh shit, is this actual serious journalism? 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:46.520 And then they started talking and I was like, oh 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:49.599 thank god, it's like a parody, like they're trying. They're 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:52.080 talking really seriously, but about non serious topics. What was 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.200 the first one you would debating? 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:58.120 BINDI just Robert Irwins versus his lovely sister. 0:06:58.960 --> 0:07:03.000 Bindi Team Bindi right, I'm team I was. 0:07:04.520 --> 0:07:07.360 I'm hoping that he comes to his senses and asked 0:07:07.400 --> 0:07:09.440 me to marry him, because I think that's what Australia 0:07:09.520 --> 0:07:17.280 soon needs, is a funny one. Everyone's just like he's 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.600 a fairy tale, is that? And everyone just looks really 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:24.680 fucking good and khaki and they need Reuby to spin 0:07:24.800 --> 0:07:25.200 things up. 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.440 And they need the Aussi because they're meant to. They're 0:07:27.480 --> 0:07:29.480 an Aussie family. Then you hear Terry on the news 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:34.000 and she's like resting key Steve, you Steve. I'm also is. 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:38.200 Your loyalty Lie? Because as far as I'm concerned, they're 0:07:38.240 --> 0:07:42.520 on the Jimmy Fallon show, Yes, the Stars with the Stars, 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:49.520 They're on the Ricky Lee Show. I'm so Australian. They're 0:07:49.560 --> 0:07:51.840 on the Rickey Lake Show, They're on the Kelly Collections. 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:56.080 They're you know, but I don't see them, you know, 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:59.960 doing half as many appearances on the Today Show show. 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:01.160 I haven't seen them on studio. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:04.160 You guys mustn't watch because I feel like Bandi's on 0:08:04.160 --> 0:08:06.400 the Today Show every ten minutes, like look at this 0:08:06.480 --> 0:08:10.240 good deed. I did maintain that good girl Australia. 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:13.760 Get in for free, we get out of. 0:08:13.760 --> 0:08:16.480 India, psychopath. She strikes me as the type that has 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:20.200 a full Corinthians Bible verse tattooed on it and we. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:23.400 Don't know about it because that's for only her eyes 0:08:23.760 --> 0:08:26.360 and chandless. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:31.800 And he looks like, oh it just reeks of white privilege, 0:08:31.800 --> 0:08:32.240 don't you think? 0:08:32.360 --> 0:08:33.959 Yeah, well, he used to be a wake boarder. I 0:08:33.960 --> 0:08:37.200 don't even know what that is. Do you have to 0:08:37.240 --> 0:08:37.800 be awake? 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:42.280 So how often do you and jact do episode of 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:42.720 your show? 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:46.080 Not often enough, that dal, because it knocks me for six, 0:08:46.200 --> 0:08:49.880 Like we did this show last week. I had one 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.280 day to edit it or put it together, which she 0:08:52.360 --> 0:08:56.200 say it was like the skies opened. God reached down 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:58.440 with his long, dry sausage finger and tapped me on 0:08:58.440 --> 0:08:59.960 the head. I don't know how I got it done, 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:03.240 because fucking be and I got it done and got 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.520 it up in air. But ever since I've fucking uploaded 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:08.199 it to Omni, I've been sick as adult. Yeah there 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.120 you go, seven days flat on my back and I'm 0:09:11.200 --> 0:09:13.680 like Xena, worry princess, like if I've got a sniffle 0:09:13.679 --> 0:09:15.439 blah blah blah, blah. I'll still do it the marathon. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.040 I'll still go to work. But I've been like, is 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:21.400 it too early to make coronavirus jokes? To get tested? 0:09:22.040 --> 0:09:24.359 My sister was like, you need to get tested. 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:24.840 The snobby sister. 0:09:25.040 --> 0:09:27.160 Yeah, of course you need to get tested. 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:29.360 It takes it out of you editing, doesn't it. Yes, 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:31.200 I don't even do that much editing for this show. 0:09:31.280 --> 0:09:33.800 Just when Mitchell says dumb shit that he later regrets 0:09:33.800 --> 0:09:34.480 that might have been. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.720 Someone, I often call you and cut that bit out, please. 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.280 Yeah he does. He says all this rud shit. 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:40.280 And then regret that later actually quite home a phobe. 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:42.720 Yeah, I actually do. 0:09:43.040 --> 0:09:45.000 You can tell by your podcast that a lot goes 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:46.440 into it. How long does it take you to edit 0:09:46.440 --> 0:09:46.959 an episode? 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:48.800 Okay, so I got a bit carried away. The first 0:09:48.840 --> 0:09:50.680 episode took eight days to at it together, but I 0:09:50.760 --> 0:09:51.640 was trying to prove a point. 0:09:51.800 --> 0:09:52.560 Yeah, gotcha. 0:09:52.600 --> 0:09:54.880 The second one was four days, but then I started 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:56.640 getting used to it, and this one took a day. 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:58.200 But man, it took Like. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.520 Yeah, see, Midge, do you believe me? 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:02.640 Now? 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.200 I think you thinks I'm the boy that cries wolf, 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:05.600 and I'm like, it's gonna be so much entity? 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:10.360 Yeah, yeah, can we? And I was very very upset 0:10:10.440 --> 0:10:11.839 rubious here because we haven't got to point out hold 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.760 it up put in the cameras. He's got an injury, 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.160 he's got wank burn. 0:10:15.360 --> 0:10:15.760 I do not. 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:19.360 And I was like, oh, say that for the wank magny. 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.800 My wrists is currently all strapped up. My left rists. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.840 I edited for like fifteen hours straight and yeah, I 0:10:26.880 --> 0:10:28.720 had an rs I and it just didn't go away. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:29.840 It's been like a week now. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:31.520 Is that your prominent hand, the left hand? 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.640 No? Which is weird? Maybe you know, would you like 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:36.640 to go out in solidarity and maybe just go one 0:10:36.640 --> 0:10:39.320 hand in the show because all day doctor's orders and 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:41.520 like hr orders, I've only been able to use one hand. 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:43.200 I think I could do that easily, do you reckon? 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:43.439 Yeah? 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:44.439 I was gonna say could do it with my hands 0:10:44.440 --> 0:10:45.160 behind my back. 0:10:44.960 --> 0:10:46.600 But no, no hand? 0:10:46.920 --> 0:10:48.560 Yeah, well why not? What a stupid challenge? 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:50.480 But yes, which hand is your? Which are you left 0:10:50.520 --> 0:10:50.960 or right hand? 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:51.160 Well? 0:10:51.160 --> 0:10:53.119 I use my right hand for everything, but a company. 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:53.480 Right right hand. 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:54.360 It is good done. 0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:55.319 Look all right, we. 0:10:55.280 --> 0:10:56.680 Really should start the show, you guys. 0:10:57.040 --> 0:10:59.720 I'll go get some some sort of you know, apparatus 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:00.760 taped your hand me. 0:11:04.440 --> 0:11:06.360 This has just got interesting. I was just about to 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:07.960 heat up. Is that to spice up? 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.920 Thank god? It is, isn't it? Now Jenna can finally 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:14.000 get a word. Generally is under the thumb by Mitch? 0:11:14.360 --> 0:11:16.040 How do you feel about having Ruby in here? 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:18.520 I think it's great. It's a nice I think we 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:19.920 could replace Mitch. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.160 Remember the episode where I was late and it was 0:11:22.200 --> 0:11:23.840 just you and Mitch and it tanked in the ratings. 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:26.320 It did so well the Metropolitan viewers went down. But 0:11:26.360 --> 0:11:28.080 now I reckon it was just our three, we'd go up. 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:33.640 What do you do? Which is back? And my head 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:35.679 won't fit in that Hero seven black go bro? But 0:11:35.920 --> 0:11:39.200 it does and it does. Look at that, I said, 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:41.720 right hand. No, I can't pendle with just my left one. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:44.640 Mitch down, all of them down, nump it all my 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.360 haird dump it on the hairs though it was getting 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:52.880 those hairs out. Shave, you're putting it up your pieces. 0:11:53.120 --> 0:11:55.720 I feel like top this is do you feel like 0:11:56.520 --> 0:12:02.680 because A stop taking that? I feel like you mean 0:12:02.720 --> 0:12:05.960 the body Boston bombings. Okay, here we go. I'm going 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:08.880 to cut that. Can you cut that one? We're back? 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:10.360 Just to prove a point. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:14.760 But you know what, I think all our problems have 0:12:14.800 --> 0:12:20.760 stemmed from mercury retrogade. Apparently, don't you start with your 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.880 one of those. I used to be a skeptic until 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:27.160 it ruined my whole fucking life. My internet. So technology 0:12:27.200 --> 0:12:29.880 is supposed to go crazy and you're supposed to fall 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:33.520 at the wayside. So here I am. My WiFi modem 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:36.920 just stop working a week without Wi Fi at home? 0:12:37.000 --> 0:12:39.000 Or was hot spotting from my phone all week? 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:40.440 Yeah? 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.880 Voice gone ear ache blasting. Never had an earache in 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:48.800 my life? What happened to me? You know when you 0:12:48.800 --> 0:12:51.680 get an earache and you're off balance. Well, I wasn't 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:54.439 off balance. Everyone else was off balance. So I was 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:56.920 walking down the street and this guy just starts tipping over. 0:12:57.240 --> 0:12:58.880 So I run up to him and I go, oh, 0:12:58.920 --> 0:13:01.559 I got yeah, it's all right. He was just walking 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:04.120 mind and not tipping over it all. And I've just 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:07.400 grabbed him in between the crutch and lifted into the 0:13:07.480 --> 0:13:08.000 high heaven. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.199 Well, so you're like hallucinating that people are falling over 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:10.760 in front of you. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.319 You thought it was inception in real life? That's right. 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:15.079 Never had a earache in my life. I wish someone 0:13:15.120 --> 0:13:15.920 would let me know. 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.400 Poor thing. Jenna gets them off because she goes to squad. 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:20.280 She swims, so you look. 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.040 Like a swimmer. That ponytail looks like it belongs to 0:13:22.040 --> 0:13:22.720 a swimmer. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:25.000 That lives under a cap three days of the week. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:26.439 I am for you. 0:13:27.040 --> 0:13:28.720 It's real here, Yeah, it's real. 0:13:31.360 --> 0:13:32.640 I actually don't know how this is going to work. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.280 It's going to be busy with the viewsual even though 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:36.439 you're here one? Is it just me each right? Have 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:37.360 you got one for a through? 0:13:37.600 --> 0:13:37.840 Yeah? 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:38.160 Great? 0:13:38.160 --> 0:13:38.439 Al right? 0:13:38.480 --> 0:13:39.320 Should we kick off? 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:39.640 Yeah? 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:41.080 I think we should. I mean, if this is your 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.440 first time listening, I always think why would people start 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:44.200 with this episode? 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:46.640 But it's the latest, so may never know when I'm 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:47.920 going to tune in this one at the top of 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:48.439 the feed. 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.040 Is it just meets the name of the podcast. It's 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.080 our benchmark. It's how we start the show every week. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.800 It's something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. I 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:56.320 went first last week. Why don't you go? 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:57.680 Sure? Okay, and then I'll go. 0:13:57.720 --> 0:13:59.480 Then Ruby can go in the end or should stand 0:13:59.520 --> 0:14:00.000 we during the minute? 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.240 Either way, well, what have we got to look forward to? 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:03.319 That? 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:04.800 Without giving it away? 0:14:04.840 --> 0:14:07.400 What would you mine's a bit fucking rude. 0:14:07.440 --> 0:14:12.000 Okay, we'll all right. Oh my god, I'm try to 0:14:12.040 --> 0:14:12.680 that go program. 0:14:12.720 --> 0:14:15.680 Sorry, Oh my god, Edward, box head. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:19.560 Edward, that's a poem that I would watch. 0:14:20.960 --> 0:14:21.720 Putting that up. Your going. 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:29.760 Look look at them, Misty, look at these. 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:31.640 This is absolutely all. 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:33.240 Like when Jack and Row slap their hand on that 0:14:33.240 --> 0:14:34.600 condensation in the Titanic. 0:14:35.560 --> 0:14:37.200 That was my sexual awakening. 0:14:37.960 --> 0:14:42.440 I am straight. Okay, let's start the show with the 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.160 first combs you can kick us off. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:47.040 Is it just. 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.680 Is it totally fine to clean your teeth in the office? 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:56.880 A big no, no no. Imagine something coming out of 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:59.000 the cubicle and you've just foaming at the mouth. 0:15:00.200 --> 0:15:00.640 Scrub it. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.520 We'll see. Here's the thing. In our office, there was 0:15:03.560 --> 0:15:05.160 a guy that used to work. He was actually he 0:15:05.200 --> 0:15:08.000 was your boss, right, Jenny. Maybe that's why he was walked, 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.880 But he was known in the whole building. I don't 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.560 know if he knew, but he was like, oh, that 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.600 guy that cleans his teeth in the bathroom. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:16.480 That was That was what he was known for around. 0:15:17.320 --> 0:15:20.000 But in my mind, I'm like, what an organized, well 0:15:20.040 --> 0:15:23.760 put together man. He values his health and oral hygiene 0:15:23.840 --> 0:15:26.520 enough to clean his teeth multiple times a day. And 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.359 let me tell you, I'm not far off. Step one mouthwash. 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:31.800 I have a bottle of mouthwash in my bottom drawer 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.080 that I use because all the coffee I drink. You know, 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:37.400 you get that grossly layer layer. 0:15:37.600 --> 0:15:38.120 I've got that. 0:15:38.400 --> 0:15:40.480 I can't sand the layer any given point. If my 0:15:40.520 --> 0:15:43.480 eyes glaze over, I'm picturing myself cleaning the layer. It's 0:15:43.520 --> 0:15:44.479 like my new obsession. 0:15:44.640 --> 0:15:46.200 Oh, you need a tongue scraper. I got one of 0:15:46.200 --> 0:15:47.200 those urban outfitters. 0:15:47.200 --> 0:15:50.040 Well, he's That's what I'm saying. The mouthwash isn't cutting 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.440 it anymore. Yes, I feel fresher, but the layer's still there. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:54.720 So I reckon, I'm this close to being that guy 0:15:55.320 --> 0:15:57.400 that cleans his teeth in the office. 0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:58.120 Oh, I feel you. 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:59.640 And I'm just at the point where I'm like, don't 0:15:59.680 --> 0:16:01.480 give a I'm happy to be that guy that means 0:16:01.560 --> 0:16:02.720 my mouth feels beautiful. 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.240 I don't know, ruby would you do it? If you 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:07.000 like you had to? 0:16:07.400 --> 0:16:10.040 How many times a week cleaning? Is it becoming a 0:16:10.080 --> 0:16:14.120 little bit obsessive? Because if I can remember, like I'm 0:16:14.280 --> 0:16:17.560 an idiot, but if I can remember cleaning the teeth 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:22.880 in the morning and in the night. I'm like, girl, 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:27.600 it's been a trot but we're trotting on and we 0:16:27.640 --> 0:16:30.800 are walking forward. And each day is a little bit tricky, 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:34.600