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Speaker 1: Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 3: Aralian Radios and Jonesie and Amanda.

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Speaker 4: Jones Yeah, personal friends, bit of a turring.

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Speaker 5: Twists, legendary bar of Josie's as that's what the day

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Speaker 5: stands for.

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Speaker 1: And Amanda the actress.

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Speaker 6: You have no empathy for anyone, but you're stealthy giant too.

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Speaker 7: That good radio and a banda and you're on the

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Speaker 7: same show.

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Speaker 1: Shop you today.

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Speaker 7: Remind me. I have to hear an uberheme because I've

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Speaker 7: dropped my current for a service. You know, when you

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Speaker 7: drop your current for a service or you go to

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Speaker 7: something like that, there's a lot of assumed knowledge untill

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Speaker 7: we have to put it. So I drove it to

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Speaker 7: the dealership and there was a vague sign and I thought,

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Speaker 7: am I supposed to go in there?

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Speaker 1: What was the vague sign?

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Speaker 3: I think it's like your car here for service.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well it kind of said service, showroom, reception kind

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Speaker 5: Was there?

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Speaker 7: Arrows, Yes, let me tell the story. But I had

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Speaker 7: to go through a boom gate and I thought, well,

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Speaker 7: why is this happening? And so as I had to

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Speaker 7: go up this circular drive, it just said parking I thought,

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Speaker 7: am I in a car yacht? Or am I in

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Speaker 7: a parking station? What happens here? And then I got

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Speaker 7: to the top and they said, oh no, just leave

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Speaker 7: your car here and go in and talk to a

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Speaker 7: sales a service. It was all very confusing.

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Speaker 1: Save in your car.

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Speaker 7: And there was once I was like, your car.

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Speaker 1: It's like the Blues Brothers at the end of the

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Speaker 1: movie and the car just goes buk welcome to There's

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Speaker 1: a smoking ruin, and they just said, this is broken,

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Speaker 1: bring me another.

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 7: There was another time when I thought I was just

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Speaker 7: going into a parking station and I followed the curvy

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Speaker 7: with driveway all the way up to the top to

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Speaker 7: discover it was after hours and I was parking in

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Speaker 7: a car yacht.

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Speaker 3: Do you remember that I couldn't.

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Speaker 7: Reverse down and there was no one there to help me,

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Speaker 7: and I cried.

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Speaker 1: Followed me into a car parking station? And you cut

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Speaker 1: the corner too.

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Speaker 7: Finally, well you cut the corner.

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Speaker 1: I'm on a motorbike and your car got stuck teetering

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Speaker 1: on the corner, the back wheel on the front wheel

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Speaker 1: off the ground and you're leaning out the window. This

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Speaker 1: is your file, And I said, how was it my fault.

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Speaker 7: You let me around that corner.

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Speaker 1: These cars are banked up in the wheels of your

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Speaker 1: car were just spinning there.

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Speaker 7: And then you had to ma goosty.

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Speaker 1: I had to go and find a brick and put

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Speaker 7: If you hadn't led me in there, that would have happen.

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Speaker 7: Remember once you said you asked me to give you

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Speaker 7: a lift to the shops, and we went to the shops,

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Speaker 7: and that you have to lean a long way over

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Speaker 7: to get the little parking piece of paper. And I

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Speaker 7: got that, and you were annoying me, and it dropped

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Speaker 7: down in the window hole.

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Speaker 3: Between the glass and into the tor cavity.

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Speaker 7: Yes, and I had to pay the full amount.

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Speaker 1: Also, you drive through a pedestrian mall as well.

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Speaker 7: When you say when it all lines up like that. Also,

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Speaker 7: because I knew I was going to be I didn't

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Speaker 7: want to bring my briefcasing because I had all this

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Speaker 7: going on today. My briefcase is just a big Felix,

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Speaker 7: the cat enormous bag. I thought I better take out

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Speaker 7: my essentials and I realized all I needed for work

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Speaker 7: today was my wallet. I carry around that enormous bag

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Speaker 7: for no reason. I don't know what's in there and

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Speaker 7: why it's massively heavy, all the funk and wagners that

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Speaker 7: are in there, I don't know, and really I don't

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Speaker 7: need any of it, but I'll bring it into my.

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Speaker 1: Need to lift time. Do you want me to give

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Speaker 1: you a lift time.

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Speaker 7: On your bike?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: No, thanks?

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Speaker 1: What do you mean we used to do it all

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Speaker 1: the time.

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Speaker 7: I've had a hip replacements. Well, I won't smash well

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Speaker 7: because it normally if your ten accidents, you plan to

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Speaker 7: excuse me?

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Speaker 1: It's ten, it's fourteen.

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Speaker 3: We have an action packed show today.

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Speaker 1: Did you see this story about Oprah Winfrey chatting with

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Speaker 1: the cold Play.

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Speaker 3: Kiss cam Lady?

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Speaker 7: That's quite the same.

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Speaker 1: That's a bit of a bit of a bombshell bit

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Speaker 1: of news. Can I just say this, Why didn't they

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Speaker 1: just come out with this ages ago?

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Speaker 7: We'll hold your horses. Brendan will tell you what that

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Speaker 7: news is. Also, tick not TikTok, Tucker tin hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 7: We like a little bit of alliteration. Here got our

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Speaker 7: tin hats. I've got some doozies for you this week.

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Speaker 3: Gem Nation, It's time.

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Speaker 2: Fast, the Street of Black Jonesy and Demanders five.

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Speaker 1: We have the fast five five questions? Can you go

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Speaker 1: all the way and answer five questions correctly? If you

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Speaker 1: do that, Amanda will say.

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Speaker 7: Well personal gets question five correct gets two hundred and

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Speaker 7: fifty dollars Best Restaurants gift car.

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Speaker 1: I was just reading breaking news a goldfish has earned

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Speaker 1: the Guinness World Record for driving.

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Speaker 7: Are you mocking me? I'm just taking saying goldfish is

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Speaker 7: a better driver than I am.

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Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything.

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Speaker 7: I'd like to hear the circumstances.

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Speaker 3: Please about the goldfish.

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Speaker 7: No, yes, about the goldfish.

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Speaker 1: I dare say the goldfish. Remember where it's been more

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Speaker 1: than you would.

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Speaker 8: Sorry?

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Speaker 7: How many bike acsents did you say?

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Speaker 1: At fourteen, Jeffane, when you're on a motorcycle with my friend,

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Speaker 1: that's what happens.

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Speaker 3: But you're okay. You got to work today?

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Speaker 7: Yes, I did.

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Speaker 1: I rescind my offer of giving a lift on my

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Speaker 1: bike because you'll know my fork ald a walk at policy.

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Speaker 7: Remember that time we were in the car park at

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Speaker 7: work and there was a ute and I said, am

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Speaker 7: I going to hit this? And you said no? So

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Speaker 7: I reverse and I crunched into it and you said,

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Speaker 7: I said, what did you say? Because you thought I'd said,

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Speaker 7: am I going to make this?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And I said no.

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Speaker 7: No, I said, am I going to hit this?

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Speaker 1: And you'd said no, and then you yelled at me

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Speaker 1: at the poor trade that owned the ute. So it

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Speaker 1: was his fault. David's in Budua. Hello, David, good afternoon.

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Speaker 9: How are we You know?

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Speaker 1: I often wonder about how Amanda would go driving the

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Speaker 1: streets of Melbourne CBD because they have the hook turned there.

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Speaker 7: I do it here too, even though it's illegal.

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Speaker 1: Manda does a hook turn here. I just don't think

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Speaker 1: you could do a hook turn.

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Speaker 10: Oh.

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Speaker 1: I really don't think could.

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Speaker 7: Oh okay, what a badge of honor.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you could.

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Speaker 3: David His question money to see it though?

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Speaker 7: This question number one? Who is the main star of

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Speaker 7: the Oscar winning film? One Battle after Another? Who's the

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Speaker 7: main star?

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Speaker 1: David?

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Speaker 1: David?

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Speaker 7: He buzzed him quickly, right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan on the But.

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Speaker 7: Sam's in Brunswick, Hi, Sam, Hi? Do you know who

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Speaker 7: the main star is of? One Battle after another?

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Speaker 6: One Battle after another?

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Speaker 7: In one of the big oscars last night, except for

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Speaker 7: the Best Actor Best Actor, No, he didn't get Best Actor. No,

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Speaker 7: I know you're googling. Sorry, Sam, get it?

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Speaker 6: Oh sorry, I'm just thinking Sean Penn.

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Speaker 7: I think Sean Penn got one? Thought? Was it for

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Speaker 7: this film? Best Supporting Actor? I think yeah, might have

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Speaker 7: been for this film.

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Speaker 3: Subject of many memes.

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Speaker 1: This man that should help you if you would like

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Speaker 1: to play the Fast five.

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Speaker 7: Unless you're too old to participate. He likes them younger.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen fifty five two is a legal a bit younger, okay,

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Speaker 1: good good disclaimer here every second of Jonesy and Demander

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Speaker 1: on demand.

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Speaker 2: Search for us now on the iHeart app.

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Speaker 1: Just apropos of the Goldfish earning its Guinness World Record

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Speaker 1: for driving. I didn't explain this goldfish blub the Italian Fish.

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Speaker 3: This was made possible by its owner, Thomas de.

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Speaker 7: Wolf never in a car, presumably.

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Speaker 1: A crafted a four wheeled vehicle that holds a water tank,

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Speaker 1: and directed by the movements of the goldfish, he was

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Speaker 1: able to travel a total of forty feet and three

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Speaker 7: Loads and points with the police.

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Speaker 3: That's forty more feet than you in a car park.

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Speaker 1: Anyway.

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Speaker 7: It's fun to make fun of the female doing the driving.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm just making the fun of you. Driving.

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Speaker 7: I'm making the fun. Let's see it is fun too.

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Speaker 7: I really enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Continue the fast five shower, Joncy, Why.

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Speaker 7: Don't you stop flapping your gums because run up to

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Speaker 7: question one?

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Speaker 1: Who is the main star of the Oscar winning film

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Speaker 1: One Battle after another?

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Speaker 3: Money is in cober Money?

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Speaker 7: Do you know the answer?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 5: And I'm a bit all for him too, but it's

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Speaker 5: lean out of the cover.

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Speaker 7: That's the one.

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Speaker 1: Did you go there?

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Speaker 3: Money?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I don't think I would. Money would? She can have him?

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's play cover me, cover me.

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Speaker 7: This is a band called Cocoon. What song are they covering?

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Speaker 1: Might pay to.

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Speaker 11: Mess around because she loves me so and to say

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Speaker 11: no for sure, but she really one at the constancy like.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's hard. I know the song, but I wouldn't have.

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Speaker 6: Recognized the fight of fear?

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Speaker 7: And yes, what is that?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 12: Now?

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Speaker 1: Come on money?

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Speaker 6: Hey, y'all.

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Speaker 1: The lyrics as well.

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Speaker 7: Question number three is multiple choice. In twenty twenty one,

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Speaker 7: an Italian artist sold an invisible sculpture for eighteen thousand dollars.

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Speaker 7: What was the name of the work? Was it A,

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Speaker 7: I was, B, I am or C I will be? Oh?

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Speaker 13: I am?

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Speaker 7: It was I Am. The artist himself has said it's

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Speaker 7: a work that asked you to activate the power of

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Speaker 7: the imagination. When you buy an invisible scolp.

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Speaker 1: How do you take the money invisible check? Maybe I'll

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Speaker 1: just write it out for you mate. In Australian slang, money,

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Speaker 1: Sir Patrick's day today, to be sure, a day when

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Speaker 7: You sure?

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Speaker 7: Oh that was my brother's name.

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Speaker 7: Do you want to have some information worthy to be loved? Brendan?

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Speaker 7: Do you want to have some information that would just

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Speaker 3: Here's mine again.

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Speaker 7: You're ready to stop now, Brendan, here's some information that

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Speaker 7: Do you know that we made it to the Moon

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Speaker 7: Look at you, you're just looking for sound effects. You're

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Speaker 7: think about it, sixty six years after the Right Brothers

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Speaker 3: And you just said a neck tattoo and that's the pilot.

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Speaker 7: Okay, So that's that's that's good. Oh, don't patronize me.

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Speaker 7: Here's another one. Are you ready?

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Speaker 7: The stegosaurus was older to the t rex, then the

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Speaker 3: Obviously extraneous information?

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Speaker 7: Right number three. If the history of the universe was

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Speaker 7: you didn't even listen to me?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 7: I repeat what I said?

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Speaker 7: Well he's right, excuse me, mind blown? He was half listening.

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Speaker 7: Her name is Kristen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I find this extraordinary that we're only finding out

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Speaker 7: Now, what information? Well, that's what you're likeding, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Do you never go?

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Speaker 7: I think it's popped off.

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Speaker 1: Remove your mouth. We'll have that for you. Next on

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Speaker 7: Music depart going it be you two all day?

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Speaker 7: Why would the Irish have beef with Scottish American bands?

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Speaker 7: You've got no answer to that.

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Speaker 7: It was a classic example of where the angry villagers

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Speaker 3: And I blame Chris Martin, the big blabber mouth.

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Speaker 7: Come on, either they're having an affair or they shop.

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Speaker 10: So you get to the concert and what happened well,

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Speaker 10: I was walking into the concert and my daughter messaged

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Speaker 13: So I think it's very important. This is what I

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Speaker 10: And in my mind, I thought, well, that's is this

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Speaker 7: It, nick minute, What are the chances? But I didn't

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Speaker 7: Mount and she is blabbing to the highest mountains too late.

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Speaker 7: Imagine that. I hope I don't run into him in

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Speaker 1: Well I'm glad, Oprah put that baby to bed.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 1: I won't now about a miracle of recording.

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Speaker 2: Josie and Amanda and Amanda those are too great names.

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Speaker 7: I'm not a scatter.

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Speaker 1: That's the chemistry between them.

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Speaker 7: But how much you let's real find your own business

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Speaker 15: I wish you were with your Joe.

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Speaker 1: Hello there on any other day to be Sir Patrick's day,

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Speaker 1: but today.

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Speaker 7: Tuesday, put you I know you get out of shape.

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Speaker 7: I do. We've got our tin hats on, so we're

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Speaker 1: Because we look a little bit mentally breathed when we're

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Speaker 7: I ready. So anyway, we are going to take your

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Speaker 7: conspiracy theories. But first of all, I need to divulge

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Speaker 7: how about this one. Rumors are circulating that Jeffrey Epstein's

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Speaker 7: All I needed was the headline and I like that. Afterwards,

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Speaker 7: be beyond disturbing. Do you think.

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Speaker 1: From a guy that was pretty beyond disturbing to begin.

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Speaker 7: With, pretty loose with his DNA. How about this this

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Speaker 7: one I've just has just come across my desk right now.

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Speaker 7: People who are watching Love Story, this is the TV

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Speaker 7: program about JFK Jr. And Carolyn Bizett. This is a

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Speaker 7: re enactment and dramatization. Well, there's a pilot in the show,

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Speaker 7: a man flying the plane, and I've got evidence here.

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Speaker 7: The man flying the plane, the actor, well his credit

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Speaker 7: says his name is Philip G. Carlson. But people think

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Speaker 7: that it's the actual JFK Jr. Not dead, playing a

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Speaker 7: pilot in a show about himself. Look at the photo, Brendan.

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Speaker 7: That's not incredible evidence. I don't know what is. If

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Speaker 7: this isn't enough to satisfy you, Brendon. And these are

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Speaker 7: just the ones that have come across my desk. Today,

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Speaker 7: I've got one about dolphins, but he.

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Speaker 1: Keeps saying, coming across desk. You have no desk.

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Speaker 7: This next one someone mentioned it to me. Now my

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Speaker 7: phone is filled with stories about dolphins. I'll tell you more.

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Speaker 1: Please, And if you'd like to join this madness, you

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Speaker 1: can via our socials. Jonesy Demanda, Tin Hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 7: Take your call shortly to.

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Speaker 1: Gold It's Jonesy Demanda driving you home. Tin Hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Today we have our tin hats on. I've got one,

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Speaker 1: can I Can I start with this?

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Speaker 7: Have you got a conspiracy theory?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Have you come across this being Saint Patrick's Day and

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Speaker 7: I heard of splitting the G.

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Speaker 1: That is just a giant marketing campaign so you drink

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Speaker 1: more Guinness.

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Speaker 7: As opposed to what is it supposed to be science

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Speaker 7: that it makes it better for you.

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Speaker 1: You're supposed to be good like or something like that.

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Speaker 7: Oh right, and you're shocked that it's a marketing crawing. No, well,

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Speaker 7: that's pathetic. I've got some plan in Florida. It might

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Speaker 1: So hang on. So that is not in your world.

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Speaker 1: It is Joe Rogan world.

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Speaker 7: That's not a conspiracy theory. That's a marketing ploy. And

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Speaker 7: I can't believe you, Phil.

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Speaker 1: Yess a marketing ploy Monday will save that call.

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Speaker 7: So how about this one, Ridia. I blame this show

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Speaker 7: in this segment for all the weird stuff that I'm

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Speaker 7: now part of in my algorithm. This one has come

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Speaker 7: through my algorithm one hundred million times in the last week.

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Speaker 7: I won't explain it to you. I'll let this news

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Speaker 7: broadcaster tell the story.

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Speaker 16: Florida man claims to have been kidnapped by dolphins and

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Speaker 16: forced to build an underwater city. The man was found

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Speaker 16: early Monday morning on the side of a beach in

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Speaker 16: Lee County, soaking wet, dehydrated, and confused. When deputies arrived,

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Speaker 16: he was drawing detailed diagrams in the sand. According to

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Speaker 16: the man, a part of dolphins took him while he

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Speaker 16: was swimming and brought him to a place about forty

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Speaker 16: feet under the surface. He said they forced him to

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Speaker 16: help build underwater structures. He told deputies the dolphins communicated

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Speaker 16: with him using clicks. He said the group had a

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Speaker 16: leader named Gerald, who somehow helped him breathe underwater, possibly

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Speaker 16: by creating an airspace.

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Speaker 7: Possibly.

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Speaker 16: The man spent three days working on what he described

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Speaker 16: as cities, towns, and condo like structures. When the dolphins

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Speaker 16: were satisfied with his work, they sent him back to

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Speaker 16: the surface and told him they would return for phase two.

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Speaker 16: Medical staff treated him for dehydration but found no signs

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Speaker 16: of head injury or mental confusion.

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Speaker 7: Okay, because dolphins love condos, we know that.

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Speaker 1: How hard would it be to satisfy a dolphin.

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Speaker 7: I'll get to that because I've had an experience, as

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Speaker 7: you know. Let me explain this though. They said they're

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Speaker 7: coming back for phase two, so more renovations. Yeah, but

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Speaker 7: I liked it here that they said that his lungs

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Speaker 7: were functioning normally when they found and The man reportedly

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Speaker 7: holds a master's degree in aerospace engineering and has experienced

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Speaker 7: in deep sea technology, which he believes is why the

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Speaker 7: dolphins chose Well, here's a.

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Speaker 1: Good work where he's putting up towns and condos and cities.

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Speaker 7: This will shock you. Some people think the story is

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Speaker 7: fake and impossible. What is wrong with the human race.

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Speaker 7: Told you about my experience with a dolphin, haven't.

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Speaker 1: I is this when a dolphin had it off with

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Speaker 1: you tried to brendan because you're not that kind of girl.

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Speaker 7: Well, no flowers, no clicks, no condo, nothing.

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

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Speaker 7: Well, I was doing the story with Beyond two thousand

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Speaker 7: and we had to swim with a pot of dolphins,

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Speaker 7: and I was wearing a wet suit and the male dolphin,

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Speaker 7: who has a corkscrew arrangement for the nethers nether regions,

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Speaker 7: happy to open a seven yon bloc. He well, he

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Speaker 7: kept hooking me behind my knee and flipping me up

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Speaker 7: and down in the air. And the trainer said, on

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Speaker 7: a doll, female dolphin, that's where the female area would be,

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Speaker 7: and the female was getting cranky. He was doing it

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Speaker 7: to annoy the female. I was the other woman.

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Speaker 3: So where on you is the female area of a dolphin.

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Speaker 7: Behind the knee? Oh, my friend, flipper. Indeed, nothing, as

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Speaker 7: I said, no flowers, no condo, nothing. You stood down

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Speaker 7: by the docks, well, waiting, just waiting.

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Speaker 1: Are we going to take people's course?

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Speaker 7: We are going to take people's course, But this one.

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Speaker 3: I just feel that we're dabbling with dark arts here.

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Speaker 7: There's one that's even better than the Dolphin. I've got

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Speaker 7: one more to share with you. And then we're opening

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Speaker 7: the lines because we want your store.

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Speaker 1: If you'd like to join us, please do.

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Speaker 7: This next one is so good Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free

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Speaker 2: iHeart Abit Tuesday.

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Speaker 7: Yes, so far already we've had that. Jfk Jr. Himself

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Speaker 7: is acting as a pilot in the remake or in

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Speaker 7: the dramatization of his love story.

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Speaker 1: It just seems a bit odd, do you think because

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Speaker 1: he's disappeared.

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Speaker 7: He smashed a plane and died along with his sister

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Speaker 7: in law.

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Speaker 5: And what not.

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Speaker 1: Many people walk away from plane crashes under water, especially

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Speaker 1: and why would you come back and play the pilot.

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Speaker 7: Because his profile looks a little bit like that.

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Speaker 1: I just feel that I'm the voice of reason on

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Speaker 1: Tin Hatchees.

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Speaker 7: Please. I don't think we need that. We've also had that. Apparently.

536
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Speaker 7: The COVID vaccine has been contributed to by Jeff Pipsy's

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Speaker 7: DNA yep and.

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Speaker 1: The guy that's building the condos and the townhouse in

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Speaker 1: Cities for Dolphins.

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Speaker 7: Gerald the lead dolphin used the man to make the

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Speaker 7: condos underwater. But how about this one? This one is

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Speaker 7: my favorite. This one involves famous people, Starbucks and underwater

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Speaker 7: underground free ways.

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Speaker 1: So your NDA is expired and you could talk about this.

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Speaker 1: You used to work at a secret Starbucks, is that right?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, there is a Starbucks that is like above reserve,

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Speaker 12: like a Starbucks no one's ever heard of or BENI,

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Speaker 12: all right, have you ever wondered while driving in Los Angeles?

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Speaker 12: How come you've never seen like Will Smith stuck in

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Speaker 12: traffic on the four or five. Yeah, I've never seen

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Speaker 12: a one percenter just in their car stuck in traffic.

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Speaker 1: Why is that?

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Speaker 12: That's because there's a series of intricate tunnels underneath Los

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Speaker 12: Angeles the actor Bond, I'm not kidding. Like they get

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Speaker 12: access points to move through the city without ever having

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Speaker 12: to be in traffic. You can come up in Lax,

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Speaker 12: you can pop up at Dodger Stadium. Underneath there in

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Speaker 12: those tunnels is Starbucks is set up at different locations

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Speaker 12: to allow them to get coffees while they're driving.

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Speaker 1: All of them.

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Speaker 12: Seinfeld, you Brian felt down there. I've seen Seinfeld down there, dude,

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Speaker 12: Almond milk latte two shots.

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Speaker 7: The bomb not an old bond, it's an.

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Speaker 3: Access under There's just a series of tunnels.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't work? Do you need a toll pass?

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Speaker 7: How do you get into these these secret.

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Speaker 1: La has that many famous people. It would be just

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Speaker 1: as clogged downstays as upstairs.

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Speaker 7: And how hilarious that that's the only reason you have

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Speaker 7: not seen Will Smith in the traffic brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a good chance he might slap here of

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Speaker 3: your Sorry, we.

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Speaker 7: Now want your conspiracy theories? What do you have for us?

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Speaker 7: We love them, Please give us a call. Thirteen fifty five,

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Speaker 7: twenty two. It's time for tin hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Tin Hat Tuesday's in session nation? Do you know it's

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Speaker 1: tin hat Tuesday? Already? We've had dolphins and underwater cities

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Speaker 1: according to this.

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Speaker 16: Man, Florida man claims to have been kidnapped by dolphins

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Speaker 16: and forced to build an underwater city. He said the

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Speaker 16: group had a leader named Gerald, who somehow helped him

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Speaker 16: breathe underwater. The man spent three days working on what

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Speaker 16: he described as cities, towns, and condo like structures.

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Speaker 7: What do you envoice? You think?

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Speaker 1: Get that dude in the mojo Holmes it's building cities

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Speaker 1: and towns because that's.

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Speaker 7: What a dolphin needs as a condo.

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Speaker 3: I like that underneath all our major cities in the world.

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Speaker 7: Well, no, apparently, Brendan. Let's be specific. Let's stick to

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Speaker 7: the conspiracy theory we've heard underneath La. If you're wondering

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Speaker 7: why you don't see a one percent like Will Smith

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Speaker 7: pop up next to in the traffic, it's because there's

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Speaker 7: a whole lot of underground roads and freeways in which

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Speaker 7: are some Starbucks.

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Speaker 1: In those tunnels?

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Speaker 12: Is Starbucks is set up at different locations to allow

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Speaker 12: them to get coffees while they're driving.

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Speaker 1: All of them.

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Speaker 12: Seinfeld felt down there. I've seen Seinfeld down there, dude,

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Speaker 12: almond milk latte, two shots.

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Speaker 1: Wow, seems legitimate.

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Speaker 7: There's the proof.

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Speaker 1: It's tin hat Tuesday, the trouble dramas beating in that.

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Speaker 2: The world is flat.

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Speaker 7: I don't know, let's get to it. Your conspiracies. Hello Greg, Hello,

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Speaker 7: how are you very well? What have you got for us.

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Speaker 14: That Donald Trump and Elon are still best friends?

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Speaker 7: And what does this mean for the rest of us?

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Speaker 14: Well, that's why they had the war, so Elon can

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Speaker 14: sell more cars electric cars.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, why would he sell electrics all the fuel.

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Speaker 15: Yeah, that kind of makes sense.

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Speaker 1: It makes perfect sense, Greg, Greg, where did you stay

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Speaker 1: on the line? Where did you?

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Speaker 7: Where did you?

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Speaker 1: Greg?

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Speaker 7: Where did you hear this? Greg?

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Speaker 14: Be honest, I've thought of it about it myself. Why

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Speaker 14: are they doing it?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Make sure you keep your tin hat on and

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Speaker 7: lock your doors.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Greg, Good work, Greg.

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Speaker 1: Joe has joined us.

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Speaker 7: Hello Joe? What have you got for us?

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Speaker 11: Hello?

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Speaker 15: Sweetheart? That that dolphin one has a bit of legs,

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Speaker 15: I think. But mine, which is my most radio friendly theory,

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Speaker 15: is that lip balms, whether it's these CarMax, Nibia, whatever

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Speaker 15: it is, they're all designed to give you a short

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Speaker 15: term relief of dry lips, but in the long run

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Speaker 15: they will try your lips out more and you'll keep

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Speaker 15: on buying it.

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Speaker 1: It makes sense that, well, you know what you said,

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Speaker 1: what about my splitting the g one?

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Speaker 7: Well, what's yours?

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Speaker 1: Well, splitting the g the wash line, the separation of

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Speaker 1: foam and stout in the Guinness pipe, if you get

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Speaker 1: in between the horizontal.

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Speaker 3: Whichever tries to do the cabin.

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Speaker 7: You're shocked to hear that's a marketing.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I said, that was my conspiracy theory and you

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Speaker 1: purpooed it.

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Speaker 7: What else would it be?

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Speaker 1: Well, so, okay, so you're you're worshiping at the table

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Speaker 1: of Joe and he's lip bar.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's that's that's that's actual, like a pharmaceutical conspiracy.

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Speaker 1: It's like rinse and repeat. You don't need to do it.

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Speaker 7: It's like, well, that's that is marketing as opposed to

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Speaker 7: a product that will actually do the opposite of what

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Speaker 7: it's supposed to do. That's a conspiracy.

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Speaker 3: I'd like to hear other of your unradio friendly ones.

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Speaker 1: Have you got anything that you can.

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Speaker 15: Well a reference back to the dolphins. It's it's worth

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Speaker 15: looking into Professor John C. Lily a man had scientists

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Speaker 15: in the sixties and did some human cohabitation with dolphins.

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Speaker 7: When you say cohabitation, are you talking about what we

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Speaker 7: think you're talking about.

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Speaker 15: He was funded by the US government and they built

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Speaker 15: like there was like a b world where the dolphins

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Speaker 15: and humans are in this cave sort of living together.

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Speaker 15: Why he wanted to study their intelligence and communication.

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Speaker 3: So the dolphins and the humans lived together in this cave.

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Speaker 7: And do you think the dolphins look at the humans

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Speaker 7: go dumbos?

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Speaker 15: And one of the dolphins and one of the researchers

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Speaker 15: developed a relationship, the carnal relationship. Yes, and when that

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Speaker 15: lady left the team, the dolphins blew out all his

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Speaker 15: their and he decided to check out and it die. Yeah,

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Speaker 15: it's quite a sad ending.

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Speaker 7: That's a story.

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Speaker 1: Never saw that.

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Speaker 7: And Flipp did she end up having a baby or

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Speaker 7: anything just like that?

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Speaker 15: I think it was just I don't know if I

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Speaker 15: can say this on the radio, but I think it

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Speaker 15: was just handsy stuff.

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Speaker 7: How do you downstairs outside?

678
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: How do you get something? Okay, you know you don't

679
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 1: need to push further. How are you getting handsy stuff

680
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: from a dolphin?

681
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,800
Speaker 7: I've told you they are prepared that they're highly sexualized,

682
00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:32,440
Speaker 7: and they the male appendage comes out a lot.

683
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 1: Well, they would because they're always showing off when you

684
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: look at them. And they got a sea world as

685
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: the dolphins, always showing off.

686
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Speaker 7: And we put them on our belt buckles and so

687
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Speaker 7: they feel revered.

688
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 1: Who puts them on their minds?

689
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 7: The dolphins and the candles and all of that.

690
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:49,120
Speaker 1: When did big Dolphin get to you?

691
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Speaker 7: I'd like to know that woman's story. Joe, You've been

692
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 7: very entertaining. Thank you started with lip balm, ended with

693
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 7: some handsy dolphins.

694
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Speaker 1: We started at the bottom. Now we're here, Thank you,

695
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: gem Gold. It's Jonesy demand of driving you home. It's

696
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: tin hat Tuesday. It all started, among many things, the

697
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:12,280
Speaker 1: underground Starbucks places that peaked by interest.

698
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, well only the famous or allowed to drive through

699
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 7: those underground tunnels.

700
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 1: And I can talk about this because we're all wearing

701
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: our tin hats, so I don't look as mental. No

702
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: discussing this. The other one was dolphins.

703
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,560
Speaker 7: Dolphins. We started by talking about a dolphin called Gordon.

704
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Speaker 16: Florida man claims to have been kidnapped by dolphins and

705
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 16: forced to build an underwater city. He said the group

706
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 16: had a leader named Gerald, who somehow helped him breathe underwater.

707
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 16: The man spent three days working on what he described

708
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 16: as cities, towns, and condo like structures.

709
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 7: And now I have offended them all by saying his

710
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 7: name was Gordon. Why does a dolphin need to make

711
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,800
Speaker 7: a condo? Does it need a bathroom? The ocean is

712
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 7: your bathroom.

713
00:33:51,360 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: Joe rang through to tell us that chapsticks at first

714
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 1: they soothed dry lips, but they actually dry them out,

715
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: forcing you to use more of the product.

716
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 7: He said, all of them do the same, not just then.

717
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 1: He's not just with big chapstick. He waded in on

718
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:09,160
Speaker 1: the dolphin thing as well.

719
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:16,040
Speaker 15: Worth looking into. Professor John C. Lily was a mad

720
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 15: scientist in the sixties and did some human cohabitation with dolphins.

721
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Speaker 15: There was like a day world where the dolphins and

722
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 15: humans are in this cave sort of living together. Why,

723
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 15: he wanted to study their intelligence and communication, and.

724
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 1: It got freaky.

725
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,080
Speaker 7: Apparently it got very freaky. One of the males and

726
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 7: a dolphin male and a human female forged day more

727
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 7: intimate relationship, and then when she had to leave, he

728
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 7: just expelled all his air and died.

729
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 3: It's tin hat Tuesday. The tribal drum is beating.

730
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Speaker 6: Do you believe in that the world is flat?

731
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Speaker 7: I don't know.

732
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Speaker 1: We would just wrap this up with Mary.

733
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Speaker 7: I don't know why, Hello Mary, what's your conspiracy?

734
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 5: Well, look, I wash and dry a lot of socks,

735
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 5: and we have a lot of missing socks from my

736
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 5: home dryer. So my conspiracy theory is that I actually

737
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 5: go somewhere, I don't know, somewhere into the parallel universe,

738
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:18,280
Speaker 5: perhaps to feed some kind of sock alien or something.

739
00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:21,240
Speaker 5: Who knows, I'm not missing socks at my place.

740
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,839
Speaker 7: If you're not going to take this seriously, I saw

741
00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 7: a thing where someone said, you take off the front

742
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,080
Speaker 7: of your dryer, and that's where they're all trapped because languish.

743
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 3: Yes, to take off the front of your dry here.

744
00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 7: No, is that not true?

745
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: No, it's not true.

746
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,560
Speaker 7: Don't take off the front of your dryer because I

747
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 7: saw pictures of that. But you think that was fake?

748
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, yes, it's fake.

749
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,800
Speaker 7: If dolphins can make condos, I can take.

750
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:52,000
Speaker 1: My having a better organized laundry.

751
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:53,920
Speaker 7: Oh, how do you do yours?

752
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,120
Speaker 1: How I do mine? That's how I get the woman

753
00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: in my life.

754
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,760
Speaker 7: Anyway, thank you, I've enjoyed tin hat. Yes, enormously, until

755
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 7: next time. Until next time.

756
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

757
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sing a request for them to do it again.

758
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 7: Name should lay off the moonshine. On this program yesterday,

759
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 7: I was talking about Morrissey, lead singer of the Smith's,

760
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 7: former lead singer of the Smiths. You know the Smith's

761
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,239
Speaker 7: this song I this.

762
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 11: Crushes.

763
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,239
Speaker 7: I mentioned this because I was trying to tell a

764
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:50,600
Speaker 7: story about Morrissey. I couldn't get a word in because

765
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,160
Speaker 7: you went on some sort of tirade.

766
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:57,200
Speaker 1: I didn't do a tirade. There's no reason I shouldn't

767
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: like the Smiths. They got guitar, they got drums, they've

768
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 1: got bass, they've got all that stuff. But they're not

769
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:03,280
Speaker 1: the cure.

770
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:05,680
Speaker 3: They're not the stray Cats, which is why it's.

771
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,240
Speaker 1: Not the Trifford's.

772
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 7: You don want them to be the same.

773
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 3: I want them to be I want them to be everything,

774
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:11,160
Speaker 3: but them.

775
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:14,120
Speaker 1: Well, I liked them to be better.

776
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 7: I'm not great. They will lose sleep at night I

777
00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:20,879
Speaker 7: do I want I want them to be better. I'll

778
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 7: pass that on to them. Well. Morrissey has been performing

779
00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 7: solo for a number of years and he's famous for

780
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 7: calling off his gigs. And I mentioned yesterday that he

781
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 7: was going to be performing in Spain in some kind

782
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,239
Speaker 7: of festival, but he had to call the gig off

783
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 7: because he was in indescribable hell thanks to a noisy

784
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 7: hotel room in Valencia. This is the quote. Any form

785
00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 7: of sleep or rest throughout the night was impossible due

786
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:50,120
Speaker 7: to festival noise, loud techno, singing, megaphone announcements. This experience

787
00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 7: has left Morrissey in a catatonic state, and then he

788
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 7: himself left a personal message on the same side of

789
00:37:56,239 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 7: his fans. This experience has left morris Els in a

790
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 7: tonic state. He said it will take me one year

791
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:06,840
Speaker 7: to recover goodness, and that's an understatement. Now he's famous

792
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,719
Speaker 7: for canceling gigs and I'd heard about another one and

793
00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 7: I thought it was an urban myth, but it's not.

794
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,760
Speaker 7: I'll tell you next.

795
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Speaker 1: Okay, I reckon the tribal drum might be for this

796
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 1: as well. Also make his return Instagram. I've got a

797
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,480
Speaker 1: good feeling the luck of the Irish you see today.

798
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: If you'd like to play, you can register anytime. Jonesidemanda

799
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: dot com dot are you on gold dem Sam?

800
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 7: But we were just talking about Morrissey bailing out of

801
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,840
Speaker 7: a concert in Spain as part of a festival because

802
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,880
Speaker 7: the festival noise kept him awake at night, and he

803
00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 7: said it's made him put him in a catatonic state

804
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 7: and it may take him a year to recover.

805
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:43,440
Speaker 1: His audience might be and what he shows.

806
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,439
Speaker 7: Look, I know you're no fan, but people do buy

807
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 7: tickets to him and I don't know why because he

808
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,080
Speaker 7: bows out all the time. What about this one. This

809
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,040
Speaker 7: is from Coachella sixteen years ago.

810
00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 3: He's got form YEP.

811
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,279
Speaker 7: So he was performing a set and apparently there was

812
00:38:57,280 --> 00:39:01,760
Speaker 7: some someone was cooking burgers, which is fair enough. He said,

813
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 7: I can smell. He stopped the show and said, I

814
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 7: can smell burning flesh, and I hope to god it's human.

815
00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 7: Oh okay, because he was overcome with fumes from the

816
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 7: backstage barbecue. And then so afterwards he was halfway through

817
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,880
Speaker 7: his gig and it had enough and he walked off stage.

818
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 7: He said, the smell of burning animals is making me sick.

819
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 7: I just can't bear it.

820
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,160
Speaker 1: I'll have to take it a barchie to the next

821
00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: Morrissey show.

822
00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:29,680
Speaker 3: And wafted it up towards the stage.

823
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,480
Speaker 7: I hope that's human flesh I'm smelling.

824
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 1: Or you're like a big burger. Mate.

825
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 7: Talk about bailing out from things. Someone I know was

826
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 7: a boss or is a boss. And the best excuses

827
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,799
Speaker 7: I've ever heard is someone couldn't turn up to work.

828
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 7: A man, a young man because he had to get

829
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,840
Speaker 7: something out of his mother's cupboard and he had an

830
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,919
Speaker 7: incident with some popoury. What happened, well, just went into

831
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,200
Speaker 7: his eyes and he had some sort of reaction, had

832
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:53,840
Speaker 7: to lie down and couldn't come into work on a

833
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,480
Speaker 7: Saturday morning.

834
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: I think the tribal drum would beat for this, something

835
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: along the lines of worst excuse for bailing out. Let's

836
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 1: call it what are.

837
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,879
Speaker 14: Your exutums of the quite arrangements?

838
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Speaker 1: Fat stage, Yeah, you got some problems with you.

839
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,960
Speaker 7: I can smell flesh.

840
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 1: You know. I was working with a guy just to

841
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,360
Speaker 1: hire this new secretary. And she would call a sicky

842
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:14,920
Speaker 1: at the drop of a hat, you know. And one

843
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: day she walked into the office. She had to go

844
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 1: to home because she said she.

845
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 3: Got a glass fragment in her eye.

846
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,920
Speaker 1: She walked into the office, switched on the light bulb,

847
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 1: the naked light bulb exploded and the glass shard went

848
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Speaker 1: into her arm.

849
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 7: You could verify with her that was true or not.

850
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 3: He got there and the globe and the light was working.

851
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 7: She said, I changed the gloss right, even though her

852
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 7: eye was.

853
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: And he said, but if the glass had broken, how

854
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 1: did you get the remaining out without electro hitting yourself?

855
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:46,399
Speaker 1: So I've got to go home.

856
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 7: Glass in the eye, popperrie in the eye can keep

857
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 7: you at home either way.

858
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Speaker 1: We'd love to Hear From You thirteen fifty five, twenty

859
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Speaker 1: two on Gold The Tribal Dramas. But this is Morrissey.

860
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 1: So what is Morrissey? What's his first name?

861
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 7: What's he first name?

862
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:06,520
Speaker 3: Richard, Richard Morrissey. There's a lot of presumed knowledge with

863
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 3: the Smiths, because.

864
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 7: A lot are allowed to be enigmatic, of course.

865
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Speaker 1: And a lot of like you know, skivvy wearers seemed

866
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: to lay, oh, man, it's morris you know, it's so

867
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 1: you know, it was so good and I'm not you know,

868
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 1: to me, they're not.

869
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 7: You'll sing but that's okay.

870
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:25,320
Speaker 3: But as I said, it should be in my wheelhouse.

871
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: I like rock. I like rock music, and they.

872
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 7: Are, well, it doesn't matter a lot of people absolutely

873
00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 7: do love it. And so you know, this is the thing.

874
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 7: A lot of people love Morrissey. But he seems to

875
00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 7: abandon a lot of his concerts, abandon one in Spain

876
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 7: because he couldn't sleep because of the noise. He's in

877
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,080
Speaker 7: a catatonic state, not taking a year to get over.

878
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 7: He also bowed out of Coachella sixteen years ago because

879
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 7: someone was cooking meat near him and he said that

880
00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 7: he'd had enough the smell of burning animals is making

881
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 7: me sick?

882
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: The tribal drummers beating worst excuse for bailing out problems

883
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: to the quote arranged as backstage.

884
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 7: Andrew, Hello, Andrew, Hello, who gave a good excuse for

885
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 7: bailing out?

886
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:10,400
Speaker 11: My daughter?

887
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:16,799
Speaker 9: Actually she was, she was still at school, and she

888
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 9: told the teacher the dog ate her homework? And the

889
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:24,719
Speaker 9: funny thing was the dog actually ate her homework?

890
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 7: Really?

891
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 15: Yep?

892
00:42:28,520 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 7: So what did you have a puppy? Why would the

893
00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 7: dog eat the paperwork?

894
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,040
Speaker 9: It was It wasn't so much. It was more sort

895
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:37,080
Speaker 9: of chewed up.

896
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, passed out the other ye, but she

897
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Speaker 1: had the evidence to bring it along. Ye, teachers up

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Speaker 1: chewing up homework? You get through.

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Speaker 7: Life with that, Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Has anyone ever thought of that the dog ate my homework?

901
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:54,360
Speaker 3: What if you actually just brought up chewed up paper?

902
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 7: How fool is she you that you're reading your own homework?

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00:42:57,520 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: Did you ever see her homework? Joe has joined us,

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Speaker 1: Hello Joe?

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Speaker 7: What was the excuse?

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00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:03,840
Speaker 5: Oh?

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00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 9: Hello?

908
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:09,080
Speaker 6: My worst excuse for bailing out of being late really

909
00:43:09,239 --> 00:43:13,280
Speaker 6: at work? Was I breathed in a spider on the way?

910
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,479
Speaker 5: Did you actually I actually did?

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00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 6: I was already running late, and I have an eighty

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00:43:20,200 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 6: meter driveway to walk up, and I was hupping and

913
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Speaker 6: running up, and as I did, I breathed in a spider.

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Speaker 7: A little one.

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Speaker 14: Mouth.

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00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: You're a bit like that woman there. There was an

917
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: old woman that swallowed a spider, swallowed a fly.

918
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, didn't. She ended up swallowing a rocking chair in

919
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 7: my confusing holidays.

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Speaker 1: A lot of stuff, if anything. Joe got to backdoor

921
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 1: brag about how long her driveway is. Eight.

922
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:51,000
Speaker 3: We had Rachel, that's an extraordinary driveway.

923
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,919
Speaker 7: We had Rachel call through, but she had to bail.

924
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 7: She said she couldn't share a story because her child

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00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 7: would stop saying Banana in the back come on. She said,

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Speaker 7: thank you.

927
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Speaker 1: Thank you for all your calls.

928
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Speaker 2: You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and

929
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Speaker 2: Amanda on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

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Speaker 1: Gold It's Jonesy Demanda driving you home with jam Nation.

931
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: It's time very money.

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00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 13: That's money, extra cash.

933
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Speaker 1: Any Jonesy and Amanda's ten questions sixty seconds on the clock.

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Speaker 1: You can pass if you don't know an answer, We'll

935
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:25,080
Speaker 1: come back to that question. If time permits. If you

936
00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: get all the questions, right, one thousand dollars.

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00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 7: You can make it two thousand dollars. We have a

938
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Speaker 7: bonus question here for you, but it's double or nothing.

939
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 1: Katrina is with us, hell like Katrina, beautiful, beautiful friends.

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Speaker 7: Aren't you sweet? If you're trying to crawl, we can't

941
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Speaker 7: make the questions anything.

942
00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:42,880
Speaker 3: I'm worried about your phone, Katrina.

943
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 7: Wow, you have to put your mouth right out. Having

944
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:48,360
Speaker 7: trouble hearing you very clearly?

945
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 5: Okay, so what should I do?

946
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 7: Actually that sounds a little bit better. Can you hear

947
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 7: us clearly?

948
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Speaker 5: I can hear you clearly.

949
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: We want you to win this money.

950
00:44:56,280 --> 00:44:59,600
Speaker 7: If you make sure you well listen to me.

951
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 5: I want to win this well.

952
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 7: If you're very clear in your answers, make sure you

953
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 7: yell them out, and then we're all going to be Okay, listen.

954
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 5: Listen, Amanda.

955
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 6: I'll just put my hearing aid in.

956
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 14: Jonesy, I've got it in.

957
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:16,440
Speaker 5: So yeah, let's go.

958
00:45:16,680 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 3: All right, Katrina, We've got we're reaching you loud and clear.

959
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,479
Speaker 7: We've got ten questions. We've got sixty second stop talking,

960
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 7: the two of you. We've got any questions sixty seconds.

961
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:27,359
Speaker 7: If you're not sure, say passed, because we might have

962
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 7: time to come back.

963
00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 15: Okay, I don't even know the rum.

964
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Speaker 3: Guys are the rules?

965
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 7: Katrina? Say pass if you don't know the answer, because

966
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 7: we can come back.

967
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,360
Speaker 1: I have a good feeling about what.

968
00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 7: Our CFO is running. Pass unless you're on this, Katrina,

969
00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 7: Everyone our focus. Everyone sure so Katrina can hear us?

970
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 7: Here we go, Katrina. Question number one, what instrument do

971
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:03,640
Speaker 7: they play in the latest season of the Piano? Yes,

972
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Speaker 7: I couldn't hear. Question two? How many days? How many

973
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 7: hours in a day?

974
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Speaker 15: Twenty?

975
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 7: Question three? Which spy school was Victoria Beckham?

976
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,200
Speaker 9: Victoria Beckham?

977
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 7: Which spy school was she?

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00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 9: Oh?

979
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:25,399
Speaker 14: The part?

980
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 7: Question four? The brand Revlon is known for making?

981
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 8: What?

982
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:33,480
Speaker 7: Question five? Finished this? A spoonful of sugar helps the

983
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 7: letter thing go down? Question six? What's the capital of Spain?

984
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,440
Speaker 9: The capital of Spain is.

985
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 5: Shita?

986
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 7: Question seven? A group of fish is called a what.

987
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 14: School?

988
00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 7: Question eight? Which car brand makes? The model? Santa fe suv?

989
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:05,240
Speaker 14: Sorry?

990
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:08,360
Speaker 7: Because which spy school was Victoria Beckham? She was posh?

991
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: You know that, Katrina.

992
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 9: She was posh and she still is.

993
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: She still anologies to the Spaniards listening to our show.

994
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:18,200
Speaker 7: Their capital isn't s h? I t it's Madrid, it's.

995
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:21,160
Speaker 3: Katrina.

996
00:47:21,719 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 7: Katrina. It sounded like you were talking through a gusset,

997
00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 7: but it was lovely having you on.

998
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:34,160
Speaker 1: The Showy you carry on, ok, okay.

999
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:35,880
Speaker 7: Thank you Katrina gnation.

1000
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:38,720
Speaker 3: The wedding is coming up. My daughter is getting married.

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Speaker 1: Exciting second time I've been the father of offspring having weddings.

1002
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 7: Can ask is it different with the daughter?

1003
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Speaker 1: Definitely?

1004
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,520
Speaker 7: And do you think you're crying?

1005
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to go the blob. I'm not ashamed

1006
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:56,280
Speaker 1: of going the blood, but it ruins the proceedings.

1007
00:47:55,760 --> 00:47:59,600
Speaker 7: And your mascara. You exactly, but you know, I think

1008
00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:01,440
Speaker 7: you'll be emotional senior door record.

1009
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:04,360
Speaker 3: Well, there's the whole walking down the aisle business.

1010
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 7: What a big deal?

1011
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:06,879
Speaker 3: That's a big deal are you going to be doing?

1012
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 7: And you probably don't want to say anything quirky.

1013
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:13,120
Speaker 3: Like no, I hope you don't know none of that.

1014
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 7: Hell, I'm Richie over to tell you what.

1015
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: No, No, we're not doing any of that running away

1016
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,480
Speaker 1: from dinosaurs pictures or you know, none of that junk

1017
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:25,320
Speaker 1: just to stand at old wedding. I'm just doing the checklist.

1018
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 1: I've got the venues booked, that's done, and it's paid for.

1019
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:34,839
Speaker 3: Uh, I've got my haircut. You know, I've got my suit.

1020
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, suit's good. You know what I'm doing. I'm going

1021
00:48:38,760 --> 00:48:39,640
Speaker 1: just between you and.

1022
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 7: Me to make a suit.

1023
00:48:41,120 --> 00:48:41,200
Speaker 5: Now.

1024
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with a waistcat. I don't use

1025
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,680
Speaker 1: the user way waistcoat. A waistcoat with the suit, you know.

1026
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 7: Like a magician.

1027
00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 4: No, no, no, I like you know Dune the Rock Johnson,

1028
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 4: the character he played in Balls.

1029
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 3: You know in Balls, did you see that he always

1030
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:04,600
Speaker 3: wore a waistcoat. If you've got big shoulders, it looks good.

1031
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 7: What if you've got shoulders like an arrow biscuit?

1032
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 5: Maybe?

1033
00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 10: Ry?

1034
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: What are you doing?

1035
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 7: I think it's going to be I'm only saying this

1036
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 7: to wind you up. I think it's going to be beautiful.

1037
00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 8: I'm just imagining you and a three piece and it's

1038
00:49:17,080 --> 00:49:21,160
Speaker 8: just very funny, funny. You look like someone from Peaky

1039
00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 8: Blinders Newsies. It's like a Disney musical. A lot of waistcoat.

1040
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 7: Actually, like a Chimney.

1041
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: Shut up. I want to look like Dwayne Rock Johnson

1042
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 1: with hair, Okay, and that's going to happen.

1043
00:49:36,200 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 7: Okay.

1044
00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:39,560
Speaker 3: And also I've got to I've got to do the speech.

1045
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:41,960
Speaker 3: There's going to be a few speeches, a chassis of

1046
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:42,440
Speaker 3: a speech.

1047
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,600
Speaker 1: Back in the olden days, I used to m C weddings,

1048
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:48,480
Speaker 1: so I know exactly I'm going.

1049
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 7: To do the missus hand or whatever the name that's the.

1050
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,200
Speaker 1: Best man does all that. The telegrams, I don't think

1051
00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:55,640
Speaker 1: the kids do.

1052
00:49:55,719 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 7: You're still laughing at the idea of.

1053
00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: Terrible gold Missus Rosy, you know, five dads or whatever.

1054
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,120
Speaker 1: So I've told everyone that's doing speeches, because there's a

1055
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 1: few speeches, hard five. There's a hard five right down.

1056
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,680
Speaker 1: When you got to say five hundred words is five minutes.

1057
00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:13,720
Speaker 7: I don't tell me you've lectured everything, yes.

1058
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:15,920
Speaker 3: Because I don't want to going on forever.

1059
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 7: On this your special day, can I make a speech?

1060
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,280
Speaker 7: I'd like to get up and say this thing on. Okay,

1061
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 7: let's talk about Colin Jackie. Oh, let's face it, that's

1062
00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,439
Speaker 7: all anyone's going all they're going.

1063
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: To talk about. It's like last time I did the

1064
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,319
Speaker 1: speech at my son's wedding, the Matildas were playing in

1065
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 1: the World Cup, that's right, and people watching on that seed.

1066
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:37,240
Speaker 3: I was when are they doing their announcement?

1067
00:50:37,239 --> 00:50:37,879
Speaker 1: What are they doing?

1068
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,360
Speaker 3: Carlin Jackie. I don't know is it going to be

1069
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:46,520
Speaker 3: during the wedding a TV screen, big screen, a big hold.

1070
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 1: You know, if you're listening, just can.

1071
00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 7: You do it the wedding?

1072
00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 1: Don't just you know, do it now?

1073
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,239
Speaker 7: Do it now?

1074
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:54,279
Speaker 1: Are you coming back or not?

1075
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 7: But make reference to Jonesy in a waistcoat.

1076
00:50:56,680 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: Because we've got to kiss some butt. Because what if

1077
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:02,840
Speaker 1: you buys our network, you can take how that you

1078
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: know how that rumor came out. This is where it

1079
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: came from. Someone on the set, someone in the audience

1080
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:09,879
Speaker 1: that astray and Idol heard him say it.

1081
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:11,000
Speaker 7: That's high tech meetings.

1082
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 1: I think we've got to get that's a private booth

1083
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: right there, kiss some big fellow.

1084
00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 7: But right at that's enough anyway. Anyway, we'll talk further

1085
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 7: about the worst speech. Can we talk further about the wedding?

1086
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: Sure? Can we get a deal? What do you mean

1087
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:28,799
Speaker 1: like I sort of like maybe I can get some

1088
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: sponsorship on a dress.

1089
00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:33,840
Speaker 7: Maybe you can have some on the back of your jacket.

1090
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 1: We'll get a Carusos deal. We'll be back tomorrow.

1091
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:37,680
Speaker 7: We'll see you.

1092
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 1: Then, good day to you. Well, thank god that's over.

1093
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,719
Speaker 2: Catching up on the Jonesy and Demanda podcast download the

1094
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 2: free iHeart app Now, let's get out here. Every second

1095
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:55,960
Speaker 2: of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search for us now

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