Speaker 1: People do some weird shit. Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney
Speaker 1: fell several meters from a trapeze while performing in the
Speaker 1: musical Pippot. Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: Bring pikes, nurseries, mercury pikes, p y k e.
Speaker 3: S Hey, why I hey, as in kill hey?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 3: Wool, Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 5: I'm not even having a good chime?
Speaker 4: This is is just.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: What about me?
Speaker 3: Don't forget?
Speaker 1: No, he is maturely and.
Speaker 5: Yeah, here we are, Guy, Welcome to the show, Guy.
Speaker 1: Episode fifty.
Speaker 4: Can you believe you know?
Speaker 5: We're getting up their ground keeper? Jenna? Our third wheel
Speaker 5: is here as always.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not always puts when you refer to yourself
Speaker 1: in the third person, like your bono or something.
Speaker 6: Why don't you shut up?
Speaker 7: Jenna's in a foul mood today. Can I just say
Speaker 7: she did crack it at me earlier?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What happened to.
Speaker 7: Any because I don't even know if if I'd use
Speaker 7: the word prank, it's more just harassing.
Speaker 5: I've been kind of harassing for the last.
Speaker 1: Few work place harassment because we all work in the
Speaker 1: same office.
Speaker 7: No, So what happened was you know that that app
Speaker 7: it's called find My on your phone, so you can
Speaker 7: either yeah, you can track where your friends are on
Speaker 7: a map, or you can like look for your devices
Speaker 7: and stuff.
Speaker 5: So I know where my AirPods are.
Speaker 7: I added Jenna on Find My Friends, and because I
Speaker 7: give her a lift every morning, I wanted her to
Speaker 7: see how far away from my house I was, how
Speaker 7: much time she.
Speaker 5: Had to get ready.
Speaker 7: And then I was playing around in the app realized
Speaker 7: that you can send people notifications based on where you are.
Speaker 7: So I was like, send Jenna a notification five minutes.
Speaker 5: Before I arrive.
Speaker 7: Okay, got it, So it would look on a map
Speaker 7: and go yep, beanwood pick Jenna's fine minutes away. And
Speaker 7: then I kind of carried away because I realized that
Speaker 7: you can set up so many notifications.
Speaker 5: She gets a notification, I.
Speaker 7: Just thought, what are the places I most commonly go?
Speaker 7: She gets like fifty notifications a day from me. It's
Speaker 7: like Mitchell's at home, Mitchill left home, Mitchell at I
Speaker 7: g A, Mitch is at the gym, which was at
Speaker 7: Pilate's Mitchell's that cold today.
Speaker 5: Literally, she gets I'll drive past the gym. Was at
Speaker 5: the gym?
Speaker 1: She get you on purpose, Yeah, just to be annoying.
Speaker 6: It's not exaggerating. I've got this up. Let me get there.
Speaker 1: I want to get This is fun.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: I don't think yours works because one one time when
Speaker 5: you left the room and education.
Speaker 1: From today, Jenna's just scrolled, Oh this is all from
Speaker 1: the today Mitchell. Mitchell arrived at plus Fitness and by
Speaker 1: Mitchell Grioms. Mitchell arrived at plus Fitness and by Mitchell
Speaker 1: Greams twice in one day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I don't think yours works, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Why is that that so fucking funny?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 7: Because one time you left your phone behind and you
Speaker 7: left the room, and I tried to play a prank
Speaker 7: on you byetting up notifications to our boss and you
Speaker 7: would have like killed me. And I waited months being like,
Speaker 7: is he gonna say anything? Is our boss gonna say anything?
Speaker 7: I just don't think it works.
Speaker 1: You did it.
Speaker 7: I tried to send notifications whenever you arrived at home,
Speaker 7: at work, all these things.
Speaker 5: To our boss so he'd be like, what the fuck
Speaker 5: is this? But it never worked. Oh god, Calypto drop.
Speaker 5: I love it, John, But all right back hey, while
Speaker 5: I'm gone open your preses. Guess what it is, guys,
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's me flush.
Speaker 1: Now it's not what is it?
Speaker 5: The military music?
Speaker 1: Marching bed merchch much march? Right?
Speaker 7: Anyway, I've got our proto type, so our merch stre
Speaker 7: is now live. Yeah, head to the link in our
Speaker 7: bio you can check out what we've got. I'm going
Speaker 7: to give you, guys, your jumpers.
Speaker 1: Fuck off you clip the drop.
Speaker 7: Fine, there's a couple of other pieces of merch. I'll
Speaker 7: tell you about them later in the show.
Speaker 5: But for now, he's your jump it pass me mind,
Speaker 5: I'll go you. I'll get you Ecalypto.
Speaker 1: I think I thought this was a Sheridan Doner, but
Speaker 1: it's a oh Jenna what Oh guys, you are going
Speaker 1: to explode when you see this merch. Oh, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, Michel. I'm just talking about the hero piece.
Speaker 7: Yes, there's more than just these jumpers, but they're very cute.
Speaker 7: You can see the photos on our Instagram at couple
Speaker 7: of miches.
Speaker 5: Also on the show today, I'm going to be doing
Speaker 5: another top five we did on last week.
Speaker 4: We did.
Speaker 7: This one's completely different to the anal one from last week.
Speaker 7: Last week was the Perks of Anal.
Speaker 5: This week is the top five TV show deaths.
Speaker 7: Oh, because last week Jenna mentioned McLeod's orders in passing
Speaker 7: just off the car right now?
Speaker 5: Yes, and now so many.
Speaker 7: People in our Facebook group have been talking about it,
Speaker 7: saying that they've been rewatching it even today, like it's
Speaker 7: got to it's had a rebirth because it's on stand
Speaker 7: of course, and I thought, oh, that harrowing scene where
Speaker 7: Clare mcclowd died. And then I'm like, all right, let's
Speaker 7: let's go through the best TV show deaths. I've got
Speaker 7: so many.
Speaker 1: You'll have to make me fall in love with it
Speaker 1: because I've never seen who's the actress Meghan Chabanni.
Speaker 3: Frank Capani in the morning.
Speaker 5: She's not the one that died.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well that's coming up. Plus, if
Speaker 1: it's the first time listening, is it just me? The
Speaker 1: podcast proudly fueled by Red Rooster, and we start the
Speaker 1: show the same way every week with something we've noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. We call them igems. We
Speaker 1: bring one each Mitch doesn't know Man I don't know
Speaker 1: Mitch's and I think I should start this week. Did
Speaker 1: you guys mind go for your life? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Is it wrong if I give Hayden something for his
Speaker 1: birthday that I was sent from a pr company.
Speaker 7: Oh, you can't regift it free shit to your boyfriends,
Speaker 7: not a It's his birthday tomorrow and by the time
Speaker 7: this is aired, he would have always already celebrated Happy Birthday,
Speaker 7: Hayden twenty five.
Speaker 1: It wasn't his thing. It's a big gift, Like we're
Speaker 1: talking value upwards of six hundred dollars. I've been sent
Speaker 1: two tickets to Hamilton.
Speaker 6: Oh that's pretty decent, pretty because that's an experience.
Speaker 1: That's an experience that I could just say, Babe, I
Speaker 1: got you two tickets. You know, here's a little photo
Speaker 1: of Hamilton. I don't have to print out the tickets
Speaker 1: because it does say preview show tickets.
Speaker 5: Pretty hard to get a hold of, So you'd be
Speaker 5: dumb not to take advantage of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but should I tell him that I paid for them?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I feel like he'll find out that he didn't. Like
Speaker 5: you can't try and trick him.
Speaker 7: But still if you if you take him to dinner
Speaker 7: beforehand or something so that you've spent money, or if
Speaker 7: you make it a surprise.
Speaker 5: I don't know, something to make it not just you
Speaker 5: being a scab.
Speaker 1: No, No, there's plenty of other gifts, and I.
Speaker 6: Think that's fine. If it's just a complimentary thing on
Speaker 6: top of other gifts, then that's fine. That's fine.
Speaker 1: Well, he's starting a podcast, So what I've done is
Speaker 1: I've got all the podcast production and assets made so
Speaker 1: you have their intro and we have the show opener.
Speaker 1: I've got all that produce for him with an audio
Speaker 1: producer to save him money to have to go make it.
Speaker 5: Well, we shan't be flogging his podcast here. He's now
Speaker 5: our rival.
Speaker 1: Technically, No he's not. He's not signed with any network,
Speaker 1: he has no much, no merch. He'll get there, he will.
Speaker 7: So you think it's fine, I can do it, Yeah, totally,
Speaker 7: if you do something else, because you can't just give
Speaker 7: him free shit. I thought you meant that you were
Speaker 7: going to give him like Angie Kent's book, sent so
Speaker 7: many books.
Speaker 1: Because actually my worry is that that it's a media
Speaker 1: nighte and we get invited to all these media events
Speaker 1: because we work in the media and you have all
Speaker 1: these shows and they send invites out to people in
Speaker 1: the media in the press to come and review it
Speaker 1: and talk about it on the radio shows and their
Speaker 1: podcasts whatever. So if I go there and turn that
Speaker 1: I've bought it, and then all of a sudden we're
Speaker 1: sitting next to Sandra Sally.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't do that, you me, Starnes, Oh my god,
Speaker 5: you don't have to talk with the job under your tongue, kind.
Speaker 1: Of alter it. The consensus is I can do it.
Speaker 6: You'll be Also, it's Hamilton. That's such a big musical.
Speaker 7: Oh, I know, I'm worried about going to see Hamilton.
Speaker 7: I've got tickets, I've had them for ages, But I'm
Speaker 7: is it going to be like Lame? Is where I
Speaker 7: need to like appreciate the historical context? Because I fucking
Speaker 7: hated Lame because I was like, what's going on? Everyone's like,
Speaker 7: didn't you pay attention in history?
Speaker 5: I was like, Nah, when I.
Speaker 6: Saw Hamilton, I didn't know anything about the history behind it, which.
Speaker 1: Is bizarre, Jenna, because you were there, so it's weird
Speaker 1: that you'd forgotten everything that had happened.
Speaker 6: I wasn't in America that time.
Speaker 1: You were in the Mayflower, but you were drugged. Yes,
Speaker 1: awful time for you. Hamilton is oh, Hamilton's great. Actually,
Speaker 1: the marching music fits right back in with the discussion
Speaker 1: of Hamilton. Hamilton's brilliant. I've seen it twice. You will
Speaker 1: need to understand the historical which is what? That was
Speaker 1: my question, Yeah, you will. I think you will know
Speaker 1: which is what?
Speaker 5: What's the historical context?
Speaker 1: Three times now, so sorry. The marching band music is
Speaker 1: quite loud. It is the settlement of America and the
Speaker 1: UK not being very happy with America wanting to become
Speaker 1: its own republic. Right then there's wars and they're fighting,
Speaker 1: and its follows Alexander Hamilton, which it's very odd. He
Speaker 1: was never a president of the United States, but was
Speaker 1: so influential in the formation of America that it's almost
Speaker 1: like he got such a raw deal. Like you go
Speaker 1: to America and then there's Washington, d C named after Washington,
Speaker 1: the Washington Memorial, and then you've got all these ex
Speaker 1: presidents on the on the notes, and he set up
Speaker 1: the whole Federal Banking Reserve, the whole system, came up
Speaker 1: with all these things, was very formative in d C
Speaker 1: and the politics and whatever, and he's got nothing, so
Speaker 1: that the music, so he has a musical.
Speaker 5: So it's jeez, I'm sorry, I've just completely lost interest.
Speaker 1: Standing anyway, when you see it, look at the king
Speaker 1: and think that's the role that I wanted.
Speaker 5: That's the role that I think you would be great.
Speaker 1: I think I would be to Jonathan Groth originally, and
Speaker 1: I did audition for the role of one of the
Speaker 1: Mormons in the Book of Mormon. Couldn't tap dance. I
Speaker 1: was exiled, so it could have happened. Could have all right,
Speaker 1: Hayden's getting Hamilton tickets. Ye, don't lie about it, don't forget,
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, all right, Ready for your regym?
Speaker 5: Yep, hit me?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Are you no good at an elevator pitch?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever been put in a situation
Speaker 1: recently where I have to elevate a pitch. But it
Speaker 1: gives me too much anxiety. I couldn't do it. Well.
Speaker 7: It's like I'm talking a metaphorical elevator pitch, as in,
Speaker 7: like you've only got a short amount of time to
Speaker 7: like give a really top line summary of an idea
Speaker 7: you've got.
Speaker 5: But I had a literal elevator pitch. The other day,
Speaker 5: I was in the elevator here at work, and the two.
Speaker 7: Big dogs of the business were there, the group program
Speaker 7: director and the CEO.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, and my boss's boss yeah, and the CEO.
Speaker 7: Yes, and so duncan hu I know? He says, Oh,
Speaker 7: how's the podcast going? And then the CEO, with his
Speaker 7: Irish accent, says, what is the podcast about?
Speaker 4: You can do?
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh, I know, just talk about stuff.
Speaker 7: I always did think talk about stuff. You know, it's
Speaker 7: just stuff. You No, I can't remember what I said,
Speaker 7: but it didn't sell it.
Speaker 5: Well He's like, okay, I'm getting anxiety. Take fun.
Speaker 1: Fact.
Speaker 7: By the way, I read the other day that this week,
Speaker 7: as in the week that this podcast is released, is
Speaker 7: International Introverts Week.
Speaker 6: So let's celebrate.
Speaker 5: It's fitting for people like me. You're in that scenario
Speaker 5: just went so.
Speaker 1: But what could you have said? Yeah, well, you've got
Speaker 1: twelve seconds. Oh, we've just recently been sponsored Rooster who
Speaker 1: we love, and we have merchant.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, I could have gone down that route, but
Speaker 7: I actually I googled, like, what are the tips for
Speaker 7: the best elevator pictures? Firstly, but this is what you're actually,
Speaker 7: this is how you say it right, keep it concise.
Speaker 7: And that made me remember this tip that I was
Speaker 7: given by when I used to volunteer at the university
Speaker 7: radio station. I was in the newsroom, and the newsroom
Speaker 7: supervisor Murray, like this super old school radio guy. He
Speaker 7: would always be like, no, mate, too many words, too
Speaker 7: many words. And his tip for making a story short
Speaker 7: and sweet was like, right, pretend that you've taken your
Speaker 7: mother to the train station.
Speaker 5: You're on the platform, she's just gotten on the trains.
Speaker 5: The doors are.
Speaker 7: Starting to close, Bob, and then you go, oh, wait,
Speaker 7: one more thing, and then that's the amount of time
Speaker 7: you've got to tell the story.
Speaker 5: Will the doors are closing?
Speaker 1: Oh that? And that also adds anxiety too.
Speaker 5: Well, that's the other.
Speaker 7: Thing, because the next tip is to speak slowly. Even
Speaker 7: though you feel like you're under time constraints, you seem
Speaker 7: more confident if you're speaking slowly. Yes, so it's like
Speaker 7: you're not left with many fucking words. If the train
Speaker 7: doors are closing and you've got to speak slowly, are you.
Speaker 1: You can't shove your foot in there? Get foot chopped
Speaker 1: off that woman.
Speaker 7: Sometimes I still have Marie in the back of my
Speaker 7: head being like track doors mates. You actually when other
Speaker 7: people ramble, I'm just like fucking trained door.
Speaker 1: You have told me that analogy multiple times, advised.
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 7: It works really well. But these were the tips that
Speaker 7: I found for what to actually say. So that's how
Speaker 7: to say it, and this is what to say. So
Speaker 7: you say the problem, you say the solution, you say
Speaker 7: why you you say the value.
Speaker 5: Like what's in it for them? And then a call
Speaker 5: to action.
Speaker 7: So you might be like, I don't know, call me
Speaker 7: or email me or something like that. And so if
Speaker 7: I'd known this beforehand, because you know how you do
Speaker 7: that problem solution blah blah blah. If I'd known that beforehand,
Speaker 7: I would have been like, well not. You know, young
Speaker 7: people don't listen to radio anymore, so you know they're
Speaker 7: into podcasting. You've got to get things on demand. And
Speaker 7: that's where we come in, you know, because we're kind
Speaker 7: of like a radio show right in a way. And
Speaker 7: so it's like, you know, what was next, fuck a
Speaker 7: fuck it, get out.
Speaker 5: He's on the next level. Say the solution. Okay, what
Speaker 5: would solution be, Well, the solution.
Speaker 7: Would be we do it all in one take. It's
Speaker 7: improv so it has that magic of a live radio show,
Speaker 7: not much editing.
Speaker 1: Yep, there's segments as well. Very similar radio.
Speaker 5: Yes, but you can get it on demand. Correct say
Speaker 5: why you would that be? I don't know.
Speaker 7: And I do online experience, you do the broadcast experience.
Speaker 7: We've got the reach and the experience in careers.
Speaker 1: Also, we're actual friends outside. We haven't been paired up
Speaker 1: like many radio stations. We have chemistry about natural chemistry.
Speaker 7: The value is that we've already we're already in production.
Speaker 7: You don't have to start from scratch. We're already going.
Speaker 5: And then call to action, I'd be like, oh, you know,
Speaker 5: we'll email you a link, let's chat something like that.
Speaker 5: Brilliant And so I was like, damn, I wish I
Speaker 5: knew that stuff beforehand, because I just went talking about stuff.
Speaker 1: You know that is actually what I add sound like
Speaker 1: the ones that are on the radio to promote this podcast.
Speaker 1: It's it's literally, oh, they just talk about things. I know.
Speaker 7: They they don't really go into great detail about what
Speaker 7: what about?
Speaker 1: Do they no over the break that we just had?
Speaker 1: And because we when our iHeart podcasts, all the iHeartRadio
Speaker 1: radio stations play a promo for our show and it's
Speaker 1: lovely and it's great. But I don't know who wrote
Speaker 1: that script, but it is the most ambiguous thing I've
Speaker 1: ever heard in my life.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they a.
Speaker 7: Radio ad is thirty second. That's like an elevator pitch
Speaker 7: in a way, isn't it. They've got such amount of time,
Speaker 7: but they did not here.
Speaker 1: I've got one here because we have used the same
Speaker 1: system in the radio station.
Speaker 5: So this is oh god, this is literally what I
Speaker 5: said to the CEO. This is as much detail as
Speaker 5: I got across.
Speaker 1: This ad over the summer promoting our podcast that you're
Speaker 1: listening to. All Right, so you're looking for a laughing
Speaker 1: you don't mind a bit of overshare. Check out a
Speaker 1: podcast called is It Just Me?
Speaker 5: Really funny podcasts.
Speaker 1: A couple of minches share thoughts and experiences on pretty
Speaker 1: much like anything goes with this podcast?
Speaker 2: Is It Just Me?
Speaker 1: On your iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I was like pretty much anything. Yeah, it's a bit vague,
Speaker 5: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Very fat?
Speaker 7: There's not really like, oh, there's a podcast where they
Speaker 7: share their thoughts about anything like that's every podcast ever?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're a garden they're driving in your car.
Speaker 1: You could be like, Oh, don't get the name of
Speaker 1: that podcast. I wonder if they talk about gardening.
Speaker 5: Oh god, fingers crossed. They talk about chess one day.
Speaker 5: I love chess. They said anything.
Speaker 1: I hope they discuss neutering of dogs and techniques that
Speaker 1: I can apply my veterinary clinic. What's the name of
Speaker 1: that podcast?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 5: I was like, that's so misleading.
Speaker 1: Anything like that is so broad. That's not tying anyone in.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's so many things to get through. There's
Speaker 5: so many things in the world we haven't talked about yet.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's so much pressure on us to discuss anything.
Speaker 5: It's one I heard with words. They said they talk
Speaker 5: about everything.
Speaker 1: I was like, what I have one to She's like,
Speaker 1: buy a couple of mitches. The podcast that discusses well,
Speaker 1: just about everything.
Speaker 5: I was like, No, that's not true. That really doesn't
Speaker 5: sell it. Well, we're talking about biodegradable bag.
Speaker 1: Next week, listenerine strips and how you can use them
Speaker 1: in your life. What is it just me?
Speaker 7: Hi?
Speaker 5: I'm Abby Chatfield and I am so excited for merch March.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Have a great day guys. Thanks Toby Chatfield. Friend of
Speaker 1: the Pod is.
Speaker 7: Where you don't have to wait any longer, Zalan Merch
Speaker 7: March is here. Head to our Instagram at couple of mitches,
Speaker 7: the link in our bio on all socials. That's where
Speaker 7: our story is and it's going to be closed by
Speaker 7: the end of You've got to get your pre orders
Speaker 7: in and then it's done for life.
Speaker 1: I said Mitch, we should do it in April, but
Speaker 1: then merch April doesn't have the same ring to it
Speaker 1: as merch Mark, not even Nope. So this is it.
Speaker 1: It's a one time off sale. What we order and
Speaker 1: what you order is made. There's no leftovers.
Speaker 7: Yes, so if we get ten people order to Jumper,
Speaker 7: we make ten Jumpers. So you've got to get your
Speaker 7: pre orders in before the end of March.
Speaker 1: Should we discuss the range? Oh yes, well.
Speaker 5: We've got the jumper obviously.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing it right.
Speaker 7: It's got a pair of headphones on it because we
Speaker 7: didn't want like our faces or like our logo, because
Speaker 7: then people will look at it and public can be like,
Speaker 7: what the fuck's that about?
Speaker 1: Correct? If it's a giant, it's just me. It also
Speaker 1: looks like we would have to sell.
Speaker 7: Out, yes, so we wanted to get something that's kind
Speaker 7: of like broad. It wouldn't look weird if you wore
Speaker 7: it in public and people wouldn't be confused. So it's
Speaker 7: like a giant pair of headphones. But if you look
Speaker 7: really closely, zoom in within the headphones, little audio waves
Speaker 7: have little inside jokes from the show. You'll have to
Speaker 7: have a look on the store see what it is.
Speaker 5: But it's like most people.
Speaker 7: If you're looking at the jumper, it's just a pair
Speaker 7: of headphones. Cute, love it, but then our real loyal
Speaker 7: listeners we're going to kick out of it because it's
Speaker 7: got the inside jokes that only we understand.
Speaker 1: Also, we know our listeners, and we all know that
Speaker 1: we're all depressed and sob into the sleep of our
Speaker 1: shirts every night while we sleep, and usually Little Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande hands and how she wears the sleeves over the palms.
Speaker 1: We have a logo conveniently placed on the wrist.
Speaker 5: We do, and that's easily hidden as well, So find
Speaker 5: yourself you're listening to.
Speaker 7: They come in different colors as well, so you'll have
Speaker 7: to go check out what they look like on our
Speaker 7: Instagram at couple images.
Speaker 5: But as well as the jumper. Oh the rash shirts
Speaker 5: I know, no, general we never that was never approved.
Speaker 5: You can get the like crashing No, well we're not
Speaker 5: making them, so Hi, you're on it.
Speaker 7: It's so as well as the actual jumper. Mitch and
Speaker 7: I both have a piece of merch each that we're
Speaker 7: kind of going to be competing with.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying? Oh we are, yes, So
Speaker 1: here is going real competition. Do you want to announce
Speaker 1: yours first? Because I don't mind doesn't need to go first,
Speaker 1: the same amount of impact if I go second.
Speaker 5: Right, So this is yours? Take that.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: Here's mine?
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 7: So cast your minds back to the end of season
Speaker 7: one when I had a mental breakdown and I went
Speaker 7: on a psychiatric recess.
Speaker 5: That's what I called it. I thought it sounded a
Speaker 5: little more fancy than just saying I was on stress leave.
Speaker 1: It's more of a lunch So.
Speaker 5: Here in my palm, I have a stress ball because
Speaker 5: you know I love my sensory toys and on it
Speaker 5: is a little lunchbox with psychiatric recess written on it.
Speaker 5: And then you flip it and it's our logo. So
Speaker 5: it's an either just Me psychiatric recess stress ball. It's
Speaker 5: really practical and it's cute.
Speaker 7: Pop it in your desk, keep it in your car
Speaker 7: when you're feeling a bit fidgety, especially if you feel
Speaker 7: like chewing your nails and you want to give that up.
Speaker 7: Just start starts cushion on the psychiatric recess stress ball.
Speaker 1: You're my competition. I buy my cell phone because you
Speaker 1: know I bout my nails frantically.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm a big fan of it, Jenna, what do
Speaker 5: you think?
Speaker 6: I'm actually impressed you can you give.
Speaker 5: It a squeeze your hand strength to the microphone? That's
Speaker 5: not really don't know one can my nails cat nails?
Speaker 5: Don't you dare strap my fid.
Speaker 6: I'm not scratching. I'm tapping.
Speaker 1: That actually paints a bed pictures.
Speaker 5: What if I pegged at Mitch's fear in here?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, have a go.
Speaker 5: Sturdy stress plat.
Speaker 1: I'll have to take one. It actually is. So that's
Speaker 1: Mitch's side piece, my side prices and gentlemen, I'll welcome
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Speaker 7: Today we are counting down the top five Aussie TV deaths.
Speaker 7: Now I am I do secretly froth like a death
Speaker 7: scene on a TV show that makes you feel something,
Speaker 7: because I have also seen many shit ones like Neighbors.
Speaker 7: There's only one that made the countdown from Neighbors, really
Speaker 7: because most of them are so bad, Like there's so
Speaker 7: many awful, like really poorly executed death scenes on Australian TV. Yeah,
Speaker 7: by the way, this is from like our generation, so
Speaker 7: there might be people being like, what about a country practice.
Speaker 5: I didn't watch that.
Speaker 7: I wasn't born, of course, so also I didn't really
Speaker 7: watch Home in a way, so there may have been
Speaker 7: some iconic scenes on that I wouldn't you know.
Speaker 1: I have a friend that works at Home and Away
Speaker 1: and will not name them, however, Hugh Sheridan. However, I've
Speaker 1: been told that they only get two takes per scene. Really,
Speaker 1: if you don't get it in the two takes, then
Speaker 1: they're going to edit. They'll make it. Well.
Speaker 8: I've been an extra on Home in Away correct and
Speaker 8: they've done more takes than two.
Speaker 5: How many they do, I don't know more than two?
Speaker 1: You can't corroborate well, that's what I've had on the grapevine.
Speaker 5: Right, So you've got to kind of nail it the
Speaker 5: first time apparently.
Speaker 1: So that's why so many scenes can be somewhat cringe
Speaker 1: worthy and awkward, because they've got such tight turnarounds. They're like,
Speaker 1: get this scene out, We've got to move on.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 7: I'm going to start with Claire Mcloud's death on Mcloud's Daughters,
Speaker 7: not because it shouldn't be higher up in the countdown,
Speaker 7: but because everyone was talking about it in our Facebook group.
Speaker 7: Jenna mentioned Mcloud' daughters last week, and that's what's brought
Speaker 7: this about, right, Apparently a lot of people are rewatching
Speaker 7: it on Sam. It's got new life, so maybe I
Speaker 7: can sell it to you.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 5: So Claire and her sister Tests they inherited their father's farm.
Speaker 5: So two female leads running the family farm.
Speaker 1: Right, are they McLeod's daughters.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jack McLeod died and then they had to take
Speaker 5: over the farm.
Speaker 1: Is he ever in the show or is that pretext?
Speaker 5: No that it starts with his death.
Speaker 7: He's never in it, so that this is three seasons later,
Speaker 7: so you've gotten to know them, witness their bond as sisters,
Speaker 7: and then Claire goes and.
Speaker 5: Drives the ute off a fucking cliff, doesn't she And
Speaker 5: it's got her.
Speaker 6: Daughter in the back, who's a baby. A baby?
Speaker 5: No, you will have to wait and see the sister
Speaker 5: tests did survive and went on to be in a
Speaker 5: few more seasons. But Claire, this is where we lost
Speaker 5: the plural. It was just mclod's daughter after can't lose
Speaker 5: the McLeod's daughter.
Speaker 6: Well we did.
Speaker 1: How many seasons did this show go?
Speaker 2: For?
Speaker 5: Too many? It got really crap in the end of
Speaker 5: eight surviving by the end.
Speaker 7: By the end, most of them had left, so they
Speaker 7: started bringing out McLeod's bastards and McLeod's love child's and
Speaker 7: McLeod's cousins. It was a mess, but these were the
Speaker 7: two ogs, and so it broke everyone's heart.
Speaker 1: Let me watch this.
Speaker 7: Also, interestingly, they didn't actually promo that this was going
Speaker 7: to happen. It just took everyone by surprise. You just
Speaker 7: fucking died.
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, all right, so I'm listening
Speaker 1: out for Claire.
Speaker 5: Yes, she's the brunette in the driver's seat.
Speaker 1: The audio.
Speaker 5: Was she drunk, page she drive off the cliff, ex
Speaker 5: jam against the steering coln.
Speaker 1: So she's stuck. Apparently, just get out your door and
Speaker 1: get her out through the door, right, No, we'll move
Speaker 1: your seat back.
Speaker 5: No no, no, no, no no, you just get out
Speaker 5: the door and get her out. So apparently she's like
Speaker 5: wenged in the driver's seat, so she can't actually get out,
Speaker 5: but the others are out. The baby is about to
Speaker 5: plummet to her death.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a big four.
Speaker 7: And then she's got a fucking They live on a
Speaker 7: big property, right, She's got to run back to the
Speaker 7: homestead and find help.
Speaker 5: My sister is just bloody plummeted.
Speaker 1: Say does she have a scooter or an eye?
Speaker 8: Final?
Speaker 5: Skip forward It okay, this is when she runs home
Speaker 5: and tells everyone players are dead.
Speaker 1: I reckon, it's time to crack open that kick.
Speaker 5: Where are they Probably wanted to get a hair done,
Speaker 5: I reckon. She deserves to treat herself.
Speaker 1: Are they getting the commodore driving an hour? It seems
Speaker 1: to the side.
Speaker 5: God, that's her fiance. Well, he was going to propose
Speaker 5: when she got home.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, dearn, she's dead.
Speaker 5: I feel like those TV shows don't do that. Then
Speaker 5: they actually showed her lifeless fucking cold body.
Speaker 1: They've put some put some powdered white makeup foundation on
Speaker 1: her face.
Speaker 5: They're like, all right, the first the first shot of
Speaker 5: you as corpse, and actually, you.
Speaker 1: Know what as far as deaths go, yeah, dramatic, tragic,
Speaker 1: she's got it. Probably I don't know what I do
Speaker 1: in that situation, and now I'll have to go back
Speaker 1: and rewatch.
Speaker 7: So number four, Yeah, this one equally devastating to the nation.
Speaker 7: It happened on the Saddle Club. This is when the
Speaker 7: horse died. A horse death.
Speaker 1: No good, because I don't think I can handle five
Speaker 1: human deaths.
Speaker 8: In her ow.
Speaker 5: I just know without having to ask that Jenna was
Speaker 5: into The Saddle Club as a kid. I definitely was.
Speaker 5: Were you did you ever watch it?
Speaker 1: My sisters were into it, and so I have, in
Speaker 1: turn secondhand seen a few episodes.
Speaker 5: Yes, let's see if this rings a bell.
Speaker 7: Okay, So Veronica, who's a real fucking mole of a thing, right,
Speaker 7: So she's like the villain of the show, and she's
Speaker 7: really competitive. They're doing some horse competition thing, and she
Speaker 7: like pushes her horse too hard even though it's like
Speaker 7: not probably warmed up or like it's it's got a
Speaker 7: limp or something.
Speaker 5: She pushes it too hard, so we're like trips. It breaks,
Speaker 5: it breaks its leg and then it has to get
Speaker 5: put down.
Speaker 7: Oh no, all because Veronic is a spite for little
Speaker 7: dog and a selfish pig. Yeah, poor Veronica, selfish bit.
Speaker 6: No, not poor Veronica.
Speaker 1: What was she lost a horse?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: We have the footage? Yeah, all right, let's roll it.
Speaker 4: How's she doing? Is she wimming?
Speaker 1: You better hope she knocks a round down? So much
Speaker 1: drama for these children. She's going way too fast?
Speaker 4: What is she doing?
Speaker 1: Don't laugh so quickly?
Speaker 5: Oh is the horse lying down?
Speaker 1: Then as fallen to its side in slow motion? Yeah,
Speaker 1: there should be an adult there should have to start with.
Speaker 1: It's getting up, it's getting up. Oh, it's it's pulling.
Speaker 5: It's a little fat, it's got a broken like.
Speaker 1: I have no concern for Veronica, who's been bucked off for.
Speaker 4: Shetland.
Speaker 5: It's a bad fracture, but you can fix it, right,
Speaker 5: What sort of art to be looking at?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 5: Even if by some miracle of bones did heal, he'd
Speaker 5: always be in pain.
Speaker 1: You recommendation, that's it thing.
Speaker 5: No, he won't feel anything, Carol, You can't there has
Speaker 5: to be something else.
Speaker 4: We can do.
Speaker 1: A lot of the bad gun kills.
Speaker 6: You can save him.
Speaker 5: A horse like Cobalt will break his heart, never to
Speaker 5: be able to run free again. He's supposed to save animals,
Speaker 5: not kill them.
Speaker 3: Carol, I need you to calm down.
Speaker 1: Let's try to make these last few moments as pleasant
Speaker 1: as possible for him.
Speaker 5: They've injected the.
Speaker 6: Beautiful horse in the world.
Speaker 5: We're never gonna forget your Cobalt.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's terrible of them shooting Colbolt before the horses.
Speaker 1: Corpses on the ground. All these children are padding it now.
Speaker 1: Montage of Cobolt's finest Dad. I have a good.
Speaker 9: Poor Cobalt, Colbot, Cobalt, Colbot, c O b A l
Speaker 9: T Cobot, co Cobalt, Cobolt, go bolt, poor Cobolt.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, why can't you say colt co as
Speaker 5: in like co like coconut co and then.
Speaker 9: Bolt bolt Cobolt co bolt Colbolt, Oh my god, what
Speaker 9: co bolt col.
Speaker 1: Co co Bolt's dead?
Speaker 5: All right, number three? Bridge it on, neighbors, did you
Speaker 5: see this?
Speaker 1: I've never seen I've never seen neighbors. No, but I
Speaker 1: have heard of his death. Haydn't watch his Neighbors. Really yeah,
Speaker 1: at work every night, so he might be secretly watching it.
Speaker 1: I've never seen it, no, but he has seen it
Speaker 1: in the olden days.
Speaker 5: Did also my family I used to watch Neighbors.
Speaker 7: Yes, so the death scene itself with Bridget was really lame. However,
Speaker 7: the ad promoting her death, that's what was emotional, right.
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 7: I remember they played it for like all over summer,
Speaker 7: like all over Christmas, and the song would get suck
Speaker 7: in my head all the time.
Speaker 5: Do you know this song? Is that Kate Milly Harkey one?
Speaker 3: Oh, so she's lost in a bush, lost alone and
Speaker 3: then I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: If you did.
Speaker 1: They're also upset. Did you think Margot Robbie, Margo Robbie
Speaker 1: they were at a funeral is and then she's a
Speaker 1: She'll always be Beth Parker, bridget Bridge Neighbours six eighty
Speaker 1: week Nights Special event. Isn't it weird? Thing?
Speaker 5: Margot, Robbie or Neighbors. That promo was dramatic, It was
Speaker 5: very It hyped up the death to be some thing
Speaker 5: more than what it was what actually happened.
Speaker 1: Because all we saw was her running in a bush.
Speaker 5: Well, the car went off the road and then she
Speaker 5: was in the bush and she I don't know.
Speaker 1: And she dehydrated in the bush.
Speaker 5: No, I actually can't remember. It was actually so stupid,
Speaker 5: like I was like I could have survived.
Speaker 1: That, right, But they got the baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they always get the bail, isn't it weird?
Speaker 1: Adults who can probably live for three to four days
Speaker 1: without water and food, but a baby who needs to
Speaker 1: be wiped in the art exactly lives on for a month.
Speaker 7: See that death made no sense, but it was still
Speaker 7: emotional because of that promo number two, Mel Unpacked to
Speaker 7: the rafters. Now, now that's the car accident that you think,
Speaker 7: oh bitch, you didn't survive that.
Speaker 1: This I know and my whole family, as did I
Speaker 1: think everyone in the countries. Yeah, sat down to watch
Speaker 1: this event of Mel dying.
Speaker 6: It was the biggest news of the week.
Speaker 1: Was it promoted? Did we know she was going to die?
Speaker 5: Do we know some I think someone we knew someone
Speaker 5: was going to die? Yeah, wow, Yeah it was one
Speaker 5: of those like oh one of the rafters.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, packed to the rafters, huge showing us
Speaker 1: here in Australia, which is being rebooted.
Speaker 5: As we also very very poorly edited.
Speaker 7: As I've recently, I've been rewatching it and I'm like,
Speaker 7: oh my god, there's so many jumps that are really obvious.
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, it's so bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you have the footage for this?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: What's the setup? So is she going to dinner or
Speaker 1: something else? She's a nurse.
Speaker 7: She's texting while driving. Her husband's at a hotel in
Speaker 7: the city, planning this romantic surprise, and he's texting her
Speaker 7: the address and then she looks down at her phone
Speaker 7: and then just boom, drives through a giveway sign and
Speaker 7: gets t boned.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 5: Then she dies.
Speaker 1: All right, we have the footage here. Hi, it's me.
Speaker 5: Okay to spiel, don't go home, come straight to the
Speaker 5: Kent Hotel in the city, room seven to one two.
Speaker 4: I've got clothes for.
Speaker 1: A year, even though he made me spoil the surprise.
Speaker 3: I love you tea stuck.
Speaker 1: Oh she's crashed.
Speaker 5: See there's no surviving that, is there.
Speaker 1: No, she's definitely dead.
Speaker 5: And then they have this real emotional music when her
Speaker 5: husband has to like identify her at the hospital. He
Speaker 5: pulls back the sheet and to find her like lifeless corpse.
Speaker 5: I remember that. Yep, that's mel.
Speaker 1: That's you, Sheridan, isn't it? Who will know?
Speaker 5: It was a very convincing straight man in that show,
Speaker 5: Wasn't he know?
Speaker 1: He just got engaged with his boyfriend this week?
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Clearly this death he's moved on from, which is right.
Speaker 1: I'm glad he's moved on. Must go and YouTube that
Speaker 1: video goes is a very sad death.
Speaker 5: All right? The last one, all right, the big one
Speaker 5: is This one shook me to my core.
Speaker 7: It's Patrick on Offspring. I know, I didn't even watch Offspring.
Speaker 7: I just remember walking through the laundrym as a kid
Speaker 7: and my parents are watching it, and I literally sat
Speaker 7: down as this happened. And this was the first ever
Speaker 7: scene from Offspring i'd seen, and I was like, oh
Speaker 7: my god, that was good. I gotta go buy the
Speaker 7: box set, which I did, and now I love Offspring.
Speaker 5: It's on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Actually, Offspring actually good.
Speaker 5: It was really good and it had like a cult following,
Speaker 5: so you'll have to watch it on Netflix.
Speaker 7: It's actually really good. But what happened was he was
Speaker 7: just walking down the street. He got hit by a car.
Speaker 7: It wasn't anything too dramatic. He just fell over and
Speaker 7: hit his head on the concrete and he got up afterwards,
Speaker 7: so it wasn't like he was you know, like his
Speaker 7: body was all fucked and like broken bones and stuff.
Speaker 7: He just hit his head on the concrete, got up
Speaker 7: and went, no, that's all right, made just an accident
Speaker 7: because it was such a low speed. And then Nina,
Speaker 7: his partner. This is the part where she's gone to
Speaker 7: pick him up. He's like, oh, I got hit by
Speaker 7: a car, but I'm fine, and she's like, okay, I'll
Speaker 7: come get you. And they're driving along and that's when
Speaker 7: the head injury starts kicking out.
Speaker 5: We didn't know that all this time there.
Speaker 7: Was like internal bleeding happening, and so he seems fine,
Speaker 7: but then eventually starts, you know, slaring his words and
Speaker 7: gets also.
Speaker 6: Really the most realistic yes, yeah.
Speaker 5: And then bear in mind that he she was heavily
Speaker 5: pregnant too.
Speaker 1: Was this a finale maybe of season finale one?
Speaker 5: It's like towards the end. Yeah, okay, I think the
Speaker 5: funeral was the finale, But yeah, it happened. I wasn't
Speaker 5: looking one minute, I was out for the next thing.
Speaker 5: I was saying, oh, you've graised yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh it's okay.
Speaker 5: Well, where's it driving now?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: He was very apologetic and it's not a big deal.
Speaker 5: Okay, nothing nothing weed as yet, right, it's when they're driving,
Speaker 5: sorry to drag you away from the baby shower.
Speaker 4: Oh that's tried.
Speaker 5: I'm relieved. Actually, it's a nice type of breathing with you. Hey,
Speaker 5: now you're on attorney leave.
Speaker 6: I am now on maternity leave. Next up, parenthood.
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't wait.
Speaker 5: We can finally sort out the baby's room and then
Speaker 5: there you'll be there then unless unless and I don't pack,
Speaker 5: Oh deed, say so than counter ten?
Speaker 4: Counter ten?
Speaker 5: Open your eyes, okay, Patrick, just say something? Patrick?
Speaker 4: Oh god, So look she's at the hospital.
Speaker 5: Help help me, help me, Come on, help me, someone
Speaker 5: help me.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's my partner, his head things passed out.
Speaker 5: Help Okay. So now this is when the doctor comes
Speaker 5: out to tell them how Patrick's doing.
Speaker 2: He had a subdural bleed the meningeal layer between the
Speaker 2: geral martyr and the irachanoid god, and it was very
Speaker 2: messy in there, and we worked to ease the pressure
Speaker 2: and to locate the source of the bleed and to
Speaker 2: suture the blood vessels.
Speaker 3: How is he can I go and see him.
Speaker 2: We weren't successful. What we did everything we could, but
Speaker 2: he didn't survive the procedure.
Speaker 1: Oh dear, I'm so sorry. Oh is that what you're
Speaker 1: doing the hallway?
Speaker 4: Is it allowed to be done?
Speaker 1: I mean, is that allowed to be done in a hallway?
Speaker 1: Were you sitting down the room?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 7: So this is the part where they take her and
Speaker 7: deceive a lifeless body for the last time before they
Speaker 7: switch off life support.
Speaker 5: It's very sure. So you're gonna figure. Watched it on Netflix.
Speaker 5: It's a very good theory. Yeah, it's called off Spring, Dylan,
Speaker 5: write it down. Start from season thirty.
Speaker 1: Season one's a bit shit you I've heard that, and
Speaker 1: the final seasons get a bit weird too.
Speaker 5: No, they're great, I really do.
Speaker 1: Okay anyway, sorry us, it's on life support.
Speaker 6: Yes, how are you doing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you pull it out now?
Speaker 6: Perfectly fine?
Speaker 1: Where's swetsheld it? Myself? Save? You're go get a couple.
Speaker 5: One more.
Speaker 1: She only gave her thirty seconds. God imagine if that
Speaker 1: was all be so upset, would be so mad.
Speaker 5: But who's so you were hating?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: There we go, Jesus, which one was your favorite?
Speaker 1: None? I think the horse cocking and it was probably
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 5: Okay, which one do you think was the best done?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Offspring?
Speaker 4: That was?
Speaker 1: That was She got a gold LOGI for that, didn't she? Yes,
Speaker 1: she did, but she was like an oscar in this country.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 5: She's kind of the only one that's still in the business,
Speaker 5: like none of the others seemed to really be with work.
Speaker 1: Look, I love that show, but the accents in the
Speaker 1: Saturn Club were all over the place.
Speaker 6: No, there's two Canadians. All the rest are Australia.
Speaker 4: But are they merry?
Speaker 5: I think from memory it was like some joint venture
Speaker 5: between Australia and some Canadian productions, so they're like, we've
Speaker 5: got to have some Canadians in there. But it just
Speaker 5: made no sense that.
Speaker 1: The horse doctors, like we've got effects the horse British.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 1: Over the shop. God, you know what a show that
Speaker 1: wasn't on the list because it's American. Have you either
Speaker 1: of you seen The Good Place?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: I hated it really Yeah. I got so sick of
Speaker 5: that show very quickly.
Speaker 1: Oh well, in the end, when you know everyone dies
Speaker 1: because in heaven they're a really dead. So no spoilers,
Speaker 1: it's really nice. They just it's a beautiful death. So
Speaker 1: if you want a happy death, google the Good Place Death.
Speaker 5: Well, that won't be making the top five.
Speaker 7: No, definitely join our Facebook group and during idiots if
Speaker 7: you want to have it out with me and say no, no,
Speaker 7: you missed a good one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, argue it out over there.
Speaker 5: What about would you say those at the top five?
Speaker 6: I would definitely definitely top five.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen any of those shows except for Back
Speaker 1: that Rafter. Yeah, of course, but years ago. You know what,
Speaker 1: we should try and get Hugh Sheridan on and talk
Speaker 1: about that scene and see if he still remembers identifying
Speaker 1: Mel's body.
Speaker 5: I'm sure he would. And he's not like old. He
Speaker 5: has a memory. He hasn't got dementia.
Speaker 1: I just got to focus on marrying his husband, not
Speaker 1: Mel on a metal tray. Let's get any one Jenna
Speaker 1: knows his system. Well, all right, Well, we're back next
Speaker 1: week for episode sixty. Can your bloody blow sixtieth?
Speaker 5: Can't wait, guys, we'll.
Speaker 7: See you then merches out as well in our Yes,
Speaker 7: don't forget, it's game on, bitch.
Speaker 5: You gotta buy my stress ball so we pay the tatow. Yes, No,
Speaker 5: don't bother a little shit.
Speaker 1: It's all up to you and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 5: Thank you, guys, Is it just me?
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Speaker 5: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment on
Speaker 5: the end. We keep it a secret because it's not
Speaker 5: really our best work, so it's kind of embarrassing. I
Speaker 5: don't want anyone to hear this. Hopefully they just listen
Speaker 5: to the main bit and then piss off. But hey,
Speaker 5: you hear like a little club.
Speaker 1: Aren't we mentally clock out as well? Yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: really pay much attention to what's going on. There's no
Speaker 1: script because everything else is fully scripted. Every word we
Speaker 1: sad in the main show has been scripted, written out
Speaker 1: meticulously by beautiful Sam. It was away on location. Today's
Speaker 1: not here for the episode. Makes it sound he's on location.
Speaker 1: He's shooting a feature film. Yeah, yeah, he's shooting at
Speaker 1: one of the flobbers in Hawaiian Flopper.
Speaker 5: It's all This is a pattern, isn't it. Someone says, Oh, yes,
Speaker 5: I'll help you produce the show.
Speaker 7: I'll come on board, I'll join the team, and then
Speaker 7: they within a few episodes, they just piss off, like
Speaker 7: dinner God when used to never show up in the other.
Speaker 1: Days, I've got I have to be out by six.
Speaker 6: Yes, I know I did well.
Speaker 5: Since no, I haven't.
Speaker 1: Well. We love having it Sam as well. Did you
Speaker 1: notice last episode Sam was continuously buzzing into the show
Speaker 1: just to prove that he was laughing.
Speaker 5: I got it was so funny.
Speaker 7: At one point he buzzed in just to laugh, and
Speaker 7: I was like, we didn't need that. It sound proof
Speaker 7: so that we don't hear people out here.
Speaker 5: I'm pretty sure he's scared. You're like, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck was that?
Speaker 5: I thought it was something off your desk, like malfunctioning.
Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck it is? Sam laughing? Like, imagine,
Speaker 5: can you turn these mics on?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you gotta go out, all right, you
Speaker 1: go out and laugh. There's also such an aggressive button
Speaker 1: sound effect that comes with it.
Speaker 6: It's the button and then because it goes yeah.
Speaker 1: Ready, all right, here we go. I'll say joke, I'll
Speaker 1: say Joe. Okay, anyway, why the chicken cross the road?
Speaker 1: Have some chicken parmesan for dinner?
Speaker 5: That was good?
Speaker 1: Come back in. I want to see if my laugh
Speaker 1: will work out there because yours works.
Speaker 5: What do you mean, of course it'll work?
Speaker 1: Do you do a really loud laugh get back in there.
Speaker 5: Do you know what he has said before our sand
Speaker 5: that he does not like a D D breath, So
Speaker 5: I don't think he'll hear this. So let's just do
Speaker 5: a little experiment everyone listened out next week and see
Speaker 5: if he does it again. He buzzes in just to laugh,
Speaker 5: and it's like, you can keep that to yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we really don't need to know that.
Speaker 5: I didn't realize that. You guys noticed as well.
Speaker 6: I know this as soon as you got that shot.
Speaker 1: Anyway, where were we to come back in?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm coming you see, it's getting cold.
Speaker 6: It's very cold, old icy.
Speaker 1: It was not exactly warm with the best of days.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, Sam. Sam would do it like
Speaker 1: I hadn't even said the punchline and he laughed. It's
Speaker 1: like his finger was hovering over it.
Speaker 5: Like I didn't notice that.
Speaker 1: No, it was very very quick. I'm like, why did
Speaker 1: the chicken cross the road? Because I wanted to get
Speaker 1: to the other side. Wow, he's preempting the line.
Speaker 5: Maybe we can come up with a nickname off this,
Speaker 5: because I think that pretty Sam is a bit like
Speaker 5: I feel like that's like not really appropriate in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty one to like give people nicknames based off their appearance.
Speaker 5: That's it's very It implies that he has no substance.
Speaker 5: What can we do on cackling Sam?
Speaker 1: Cackling Sam? No, yeah, giggling Sam.
Speaker 5: Jenna google synonyms for laugh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, tickled, pink short Sam. Now I
Speaker 1: can barely say pretty Sam.
Speaker 3: We've got chuckle chuckling Sam's good.
Speaker 5: How it's not really a.
Speaker 6: How, it's not snigger.
Speaker 5: I've got snickering Sam. Actually, I get you concerned. You
Speaker 5: get rid of the S and it's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's what else is there? We've got
Speaker 1: circle back just oh jes to Sam, titter No, Mitch
Speaker 1: has got a sponsorship do with them.
Speaker 5: So I want the one that begins with S. But
Speaker 5: I'm not comfortable with saying snigger.
Speaker 1: I think it's a gay snickering Sam, good.
Speaker 5: Snickers bar, I always got it with snickering.
Speaker 6: No, there's snigger? Really, yeah?
Speaker 1: Can we stop saying it? I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's snickering. I thought it was snickering? Is that when
Speaker 1: you just eat the snickers?
Speaker 5: Okay, it's bead barking commands from the producers, are she does?
Speaker 1: It sounds more efficient when you do it from out there.
Speaker 6: So the first one I just brought up means laugh
Speaker 6: in a half suppressed. Typically, we don't want that way. No,
Speaker 6: I'm saying the difference right and snicker?
Speaker 5: What about just cackling Sam? I like that or just cackles? Cackles?
Speaker 1: Pussyfoot Sam? Sorry? Google said for sneak I imagine someone
Speaker 1: robbing your house. You're calling the police. Why were he
Speaker 1: said someone was pussy footing in my house? Or he
Speaker 1: set a sneak out when you're a young girl, he's
Speaker 1: gone instead of sneaking out, Now, no sneaking out of home. Okay,
Speaker 1: I know you can drink alcohol, but now, but no
Speaker 1: sneak out. No, no pussy footing out of the house.
Speaker 6: What about this one? It comes up with funny woman.
Speaker 1: No, he's not a funny woman. I like cackling Sam.
Speaker 7: Okay, what about words rhyme with Sam? We can't do
Speaker 7: the the uh, we can't do the thing where they
Speaker 7: both start in the same letter. So we're gonna have
Speaker 7: to go with rhymes.
Speaker 5: Google words rhyme with Sam, pam tam.
Speaker 1: Google, I said, that's so abrasive. Abrasive Sam isn't bad
Speaker 1: jam Sam. Oh, Now I'm hungry, all right? While we think, okay,
Speaker 1: while we think of Sam names, Sam.
Speaker 5: Tellus f M, time to say the traffic count Foster
Speaker 5: Road heavy.
Speaker 1: I'm an old bat. There's a milk spill on the
Speaker 1: F one.
Speaker 6: There's bam, cam clam, damn damn Sam, diagram, diaphragm, histogram, kilogram.
Speaker 5: He's a little stupid word. When do you do that's
Speaker 5: not good?
Speaker 4: Picked up the wheeze in my.
Speaker 8: Life, persian lamb yum, tinker's damn all these words, traffic jam,
Speaker 8: be there bulls in the Abraham.
Speaker 1: These aren't rhymes.
Speaker 6: They are They're right with Sam.
Speaker 5: But that one is.
Speaker 6: His sick syllables, rehabit contraceptive diaphragm samped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good one. Contraceptive diaphragm. Sam. You did it.
Speaker 5: Into laugh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because because you've obviously started laughing and you've thought, oh,
Speaker 1: I want to join in. So it starts a quarter
Speaker 1: of the way through, So it's not it's you missed
Speaker 1: the intro.
Speaker 5: Because I'm facing away from the glass. Every time he
Speaker 5: did it, I'm like.
Speaker 1: I get a It's like a jump scare and a
Speaker 1: scream film.
Speaker 5: I didn't even see.
Speaker 1: God, I'm scared, Sam, Jump scam Sam.
Speaker 5: I like contra contract.
Speaker 1: He comes back after a week off. Welcome back, producer,
Speaker 1: Jane Mitch. We're here in contraceptive Diephram.
Speaker 5: That's a good one. That is good.
Speaker 6: That is very very good.
Speaker 5: We got there in the end with contraceptive die.
Speaker 1: Is that it?
Speaker 5: I reckon?
Speaker 1: That's got to be a contraceptive.
Speaker 5: It makes no sense, but that's my I love it.
Speaker 1: How do we tell him we don't a lot of
Speaker 1: lollies out there?
Speaker 5: Looking back?
Speaker 1: Contraceptive he'll run with it too. He's a good producer.
Speaker 5: I don't know. He'll probably pull usup, like what the
Speaker 5: is that about? You might think it's an insult.
Speaker 1: We're going to add that to the opening next season.
Speaker 5: Can I not to lollies like that on my Please?
Speaker 6: Don't you lollies on the mic?
Speaker 1: That's hard, that hurts my ears?
Speaker 5: Turn her down? Oh look, who's back where she started?
Speaker 1: Sure? Can I? That's actually how she started a lot
Speaker 1: of moaning on the out side of the that's how
Speaker 1: Sylvia died.
Speaker 6: Don't bring Sylvia into this.
Speaker 1: When was the last time that you thought nor said
Speaker 1: rip Sylvia.
Speaker 5: I really didn't get the whole Sylvie thing, but our
Speaker 5: listened this thing to care.
Speaker 7: Her name gets mentioned often in our Facebook group. People,
Speaker 7: I actually didn't give.
Speaker 6: A fuck, to be honest, please please respect.
Speaker 1: It was just shocked at and we never really discussed this.
Speaker 1: Jenna's lack of communication. She didn't tell us. We had
Speaker 1: to go through her mother to find out.
Speaker 5: Your mom had to tell us that she happened a
Speaker 5: week or two before that, and you just didn't think
Speaker 5: to share that with her godparents warning.
Speaker 6: I was mourning, and I was very upset, and I
Speaker 6: was crying every.
Speaker 1: Time I talked about two weeks is not it's too long.
Speaker 1: As soon as Tissy fell off that cliff and that
Speaker 1: you to the town to tell.
Speaker 7: I've never met some of that just confidently guess his names.
Speaker 7: I don't know, Like I always go, what's the name again?
Speaker 7: But you just go claim, no, it's if Mark.
Speaker 1: Write an uncle John. No, do it after you've already
Speaker 1: started laughing. Ready, you know I had an uncle Jock.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I'm getting a call.
Speaker 4: Who is it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a contraceptive diaphragm.
Speaker 5: Sam, is it actually?
Speaker 4: No, it's not.
Speaker 1: Oh imagine if it was. Though, all right, I get
Speaker 1: back in here.
Speaker 3: Okay, con't receptive diaphragm?
Speaker 1: How'd you get that? Abby Chatfield sweep it? Guys? Mitch
Speaker 1: surprised me. I didn't know that was happening.
Speaker 5: You really don't pay much attention to what goes on
Speaker 5: in this show.
Speaker 1: No, I knew what happened in the show it aired.
Speaker 1: How did you get it from her? You just DMed her?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: No, she did it while she was here during the show.
Speaker 7: We were like merch March's coming, guys, and I said,
Speaker 7: can we get a slid liner from New Abbey? And
Speaker 7: she took like three taps because she was wine drunk.
Speaker 7: I don't remember we did it in the show.
Speaker 1: I don't remember it did what? Don't remember it at all?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 6: Well I'm back, Hi, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Don't glad you're back, because we're going episode sixty next week.
Speaker 1: We did something for our fiftieth Anything about sixtieth on that.
Speaker 5: I'll find it, not on turn that off?
Speaker 1: She was peace by the way. That off?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 5: I have a check kill.
Speaker 9: Hi, I'm Abby Chatfield and I am so excited for
Speaker 9: merch March.
Speaker 8: Is it just me?
Speaker 5: I'm so excited specifically about the rush shirt.
Speaker 1: Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 5: Again, it's Abby Chatfield, queen.
Speaker 1: Of Jungle.
Speaker 6: The Rush shirt.
Speaker 1: See she was really milking that jungle thing. Yeah, good
Speaker 1: for her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't believe she.
Speaker 1: Did that without even realizing. And I was talking back
Speaker 1: to her. We've never got Did we get her drunk?
Speaker 1: Because she also brought champagne we popped last week?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know she was quiet.
Speaker 5: She had like three glasses and that's fine for me,
Speaker 5: but apparently she can't handle it.
Speaker 1: Jesus, guys, thank you for listening this long. We really
Speaker 1: should stress. The merch is out now and we will
Speaker 1: make what you buy, so there's no pressure.
Speaker 7: But buy one of everything, absolutely, but don't buy any
Speaker 7: tea towels. Instead, use that money to get extra stress
Speaker 7: balls because they might you might lose one. You've gotta
Speaker 7: get one for the car, You've got to get one
Speaker 7: for your desk drawer, you've got to get one for
Speaker 7: your backpack, one for your bedside table.
Speaker 5: Get like a lot of stress balls so I sell more.
Speaker 1: That's how my Almer's got to eighty three, toilet stress ball,
Speaker 1: kitchen stress ball, stress ball, ahd no, but she loves
Speaker 1: a stress ball.
Speaker 6: Why are you promoting his proper?
Speaker 1: Because guess what, when you know how good yours is,
Speaker 1: you don't need to shoot on the competition because the
Speaker 1: tea towel is versatile.
Speaker 5: I feel like we're going to leave here tonight.
Speaker 7: Mitch is gonna get on the radio being like, please
Speaker 7: please find my teatail, like he's gonna be using all
Speaker 7: his platforms that he has available.
Speaker 1: That's not true. Me forward announcing a song. Go on
Speaker 1: kiss Nights, speach till midnight over Max on the show tonight.
Speaker 1: If you need to mop up tonight, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a Wednesday by a teacher, Link and buyer. How
Speaker 1: is it that I can always hit the post?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 1: I can't even remember the name of that dead.
Speaker 5: Horse Cobolt cold Bolt. Do you always needed to hit
Speaker 5: the post? I feel like it would be hard.
Speaker 1: I hit the post every night. It's my one job
Speaker 1: to hit the post.
Speaker 5: Yes, it'sful. Let's do let's we'll fun out of time.
Speaker 7: Let's do a challenge next week and we'll just like
Speaker 7: play your songs that you've never heard, and you.
Speaker 5: Just got to You just got to feel it in
Speaker 5: your aura. Oh, I think i'd be good and be like,
Speaker 5: when when are they going to start singing?
Speaker 1: When the post starts? Yeah, all right, the post post.
Speaker 5: It's like a radio crime to talk over the singer.
Speaker 1: Of course it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you never crashed
Speaker 1: the vocals. Okay, this is fun, sort of crashing the
Speaker 1: car with mel again. All right, let's go. We're back
Speaker 1: next week, guys, episode sixty. We got a challenge set
Speaker 1: up that'll be fun. So I'll see you next week
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 5: Great We'll catch you then, guys, see yeah
Speaker 4: Nation