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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast. I did get engaged.

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Speaker 2: I'm very very happy, and you get quite overwhelmed with

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Speaker 2: and it's it's amazing. You know, it's actually hard to

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Speaker 2: get to all the messages, but you feel quite warmed

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Speaker 2: with how many people are excited about you being so happy.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Now, one of the messages I did receive, though, really

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Speaker 2: stood out from the pack because it was an absolute

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Speaker 2: cluster f it was just nowhere. He also a significant person,

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Speaker 2: a hugely significant person who I expected to be, you know,

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Speaker 3: More eloquent, a living Some might say.

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Speaker 2: His name is Hugh Van Kylenberg if you don't know

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Speaker 2: who he is. He is a co host on the

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Speaker 2: Imperfect podcast. He runs a thing called the Resilience Project,

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Speaker 2: which is brilliant.

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Speaker 1: He does talks all around the country, writes books, writes books,

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Speaker 1: He talks.

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's a wordsman.

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Speaker 1: He should well, he should be should be a wordsman.

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Speaker 1: Now he opted for a voice message to send his congrattas.

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Speaker 3: With all the panash of a wordsmith. Like the only

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Speaker 3: people leaving voicemails these days are those confident enough that

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Speaker 3: they're going to nail the voicemail.

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Speaker 2: I agree, And I think the hard thing about leaving

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Speaker 2: a voicemail is that there's no turning around.

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Speaker 1: Once you start, you can't stop.

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Speaker 2: So if your stuff something up, you just sort of

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Speaker 2: have to barrel on, and I think you can get

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Speaker 2: lost in the reads a little bit. And that's exactly

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Speaker 2: what happened to Hugh van Kylenberg. So it is with

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Speaker 2: great excitement I'm about to play his voice message. Before

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Speaker 2: I do that, though, if you want to go and

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Speaker 2: see the proposal, you can go to Instagram Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: And there's a part of the proposal you need to

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Speaker 2: know about, and that is the fact that Mim dances.

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Speaker 1: That's my partner's name is miss. She dances to this song.

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Speaker 2: Which unfortunately has sort of overshadowed the entire proposal.

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Speaker 1: No one really cares about how I proposed.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's just loving the dance that Mim did when she

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Speaker 2: walked out onto the courtyard. Now, obviously Hugh was also

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Speaker 2: pretty pumped about the dance.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so keep that in your mind.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and here was the voice message I received from

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Speaker 2: the Resilience Projects.

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Speaker 4: Hugh van Colin bed, probably getting about like approximate.

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Speaker 5: Sorry, I just watched the video that I saw it.

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Speaker 1: Go and just stop there. It just stopped.

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Speaker 2: So I was like, right, that's the entire voice message

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Speaker 2: cheers Hugh van Calenberg. And then about two and a

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Speaker 2: half minutes later, I get another notification.

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Speaker 1: It continues.

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Speaker 5: I wanted to barc a lot to drop my phone.

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Speaker 5: I saw the Instagram posted it and I was like,

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Speaker 5: I've got a messag Woody latter second graduations.

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Speaker 4: That's really great news. But then I just saw the

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Speaker 4: video the dance. I can't stop watching it. I watched

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Speaker 4: it like twenty times. It's so good, and I was

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Speaker 4: doing that. I was doing Times of Dance, but I

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Speaker 4: I am so happy for you both.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait for it. Then it's quite nice.

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Speaker 3: It's quite nice at this stage, a.

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Speaker 1: Bit weird and a bit all over the place.

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Speaker 3: Then watching the dance twenty times was a bit sick.

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Speaker 2: Five minutes later, man, mim just pissing ourselves in bed

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Speaker 2: laughing at these voice messages. And then we message him

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Speaker 2: being like, haha, hilarious, Pim can teach you the dance

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Speaker 2: one day then a video comes through of Hugh van

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Speaker 2: where this guy is. He just starts trying to replicate

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Speaker 2: the dance. Hugh, mate, would you take those voice messages

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Speaker 6: So the few things. So, first of all, I am

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Speaker 6: So I was excited. I was very excited by the engagement,

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Speaker 2: Most it's just the idea of you setting up your

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Speaker 6: It's there. I don't know, I feel like I won't

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Speaker 6: to convey my excitement for the love of Mim and

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Speaker 6: Woody is to send them. I mean, just say it

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Speaker 6: out loud. I know it's stupid. Yes, yes, I wish

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Speaker 6: I said a text message to you. So congratulations both,

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Speaker 6: But I'm bored. I'm very bored in cans.

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Speaker 1: We love you, mate.

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Speaker 3: There's a video on line Wheeler, what.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to stay with this?

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Speaker 3: Morkybank Goldenberg ex But we have got founder of The

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Speaker 1: Joining the board.

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Speaker 6: Wellcome back, Yeah, I've just watched the video that you

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Speaker 6: posted on Instagram with myself dancing, and I really wish

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Speaker 1: Text mes regret you regret everything? Yeah, you learn a

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Speaker 1: new mistakes, you know you learn from mistakes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you could almost have yourself on The Imperfect.

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Speaker 5: I reckon.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, just modeling in perfection, musical rhythmic interfection.

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Speaker 3: Let's let's talk about season four of The imperfect Really truly,

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Speaker 3: one of the great things, one of the probably one

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Speaker 3: earnestly and honestly about so many things which they ordinarily

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Speaker 3: interesting conversation people listening to you talk. Now, how is

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Speaker 3: it so successful? Because so many people try and replicate

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I don't even that's such an amazingly nice compliment. I

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Speaker 1: Thank you all much pleasure.

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I can't let even comment on that

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Speaker 6: don't think it's an overshare or like we dump stuff

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Speaker 3: The last ten minutes you've been on the show, you've

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Speaker 1: Tell us about it.

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Speaker 2: Can I focus on another kind of cock up of

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Speaker 2: So my question to you is, how the hell have

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Speaker 6: Well, wasn't that? That wasn't the thing. No, he read

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Speaker 6: And he just said, I think it's about time we

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Speaker 3: And then in and around that chat is a beautiful

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Speaker 6: And then I took the friendship for the whole next

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Speaker 3: It's a great chat, it's a great podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit like you inviting Will onto your pod

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Speaker 6: Not before it's You're perfect.

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Speaker 1: Bye passing. Now it's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Here's a big one that a lot of us are

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Speaker 2: But you'll need to make sure the kids don't walk

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Speaker 2: Those years they go by quickly. Now a model supermodel,

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Speaker 3: Anyway, there's some cat for them.

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Speaker 2: How do you get alone time away from the kids,

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh six ' five.

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Speaker 2: Supermodel Caprice Beuret has revealed today that she just pays

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Speaker 1: It's predictable.

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Speaker 3: You know, then they're going to be They're going to

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Speaker 3: Anytime anyone gives them money, they're like, oh you you're

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Speaker 2: Joel, our button pusher, who is often a role model

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Speaker 2: of all parenting, Joe, how do you maintain a loon

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Speaker 1: You got two beautiful boys.

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Speaker 1: Bluey and shove a thong under the door. A thomb yeah,

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Speaker 3: Very good. Funny thing. Like with toddlers, you really need

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Speaker 9: They're obsessed with coming into your bedroom all the time.

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Speaker 1: They want to live in there.

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Speaker 3: You need a barrier. Have you ever thought about a cage?

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Speaker 8: Put them in clogs, my boys, clog's on you with

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Speaker 1: You know the rules. All right, Let's go to Rachel here. Rachel,

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Speaker 1: how do you make sure you get a loan? Time

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Speaker 10: We tell our kids that we need to go and

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Speaker 3: Are you on the speaker?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yes, yes, I can hear you because I'm driving.

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Speaker 1: Can you give me a name of one of the kids.

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Speaker 10: I've got Isaac, my oldest in Charlotte, my nine year old.

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Speaker 3: How are you?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good mate.

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Speaker 3: How do you feel about the fact that your mum

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Speaker 10: Is it obvious what happens?

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Speaker 3: Totally wild. If my mom called a radio station with

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Speaker 7: We say adult cuddles.

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Speaker 1: You finished up, You've finished podcasting?

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Speaker 3: Now, will it takes longer to get ready in your relationship? Look,

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Speaker 3: I've said men and women, but obviously you know we're

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Speaker 3: hear it.

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Speaker 1: I want to hear why as well.

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Speaker 3: Look, the reason we're talking about it is an Idaho

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Speaker 3: man by the name of David Rush. He's from Ota

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Speaker 3: amount of T shirts to run a half marathon in what.

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Speaker 1: A stupid record?

446
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Speaker 3: Yeah, look at the end of the day, job good

447
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Speaker 3: on you mate, Like is it just like I think,

448
00:20:14,240 --> 00:20:17,680
Speaker 3: I think, I think, yeah. But the annoying thing about

449
00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:19,800
Speaker 3: this is that Guinness. We've tried to break lots of records.

450
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,440
Speaker 3: Guys Guinness and notoriously hard to get onto because you

451
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,520
Speaker 3: can throw them anything you can. You can literally throw

452
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Speaker 3: them anything. They say that how many toothpicks can you

453
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Speaker 3: show you ass in ten minutes if you want to

454
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,919
Speaker 3: do that. We've pitched a lot that was up there.

455
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Speaker 1: But they come back to it. Sorry, take it's too busy.

456
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Speaker 3: But they have a lot of people being like, yeah, it's.

457
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Speaker 1: Not the tooth big one again, there's a going in Australia.

458
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Speaker 1: You can do two fifty. There's always someone else.

459
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 3: They go, this is the current one. Then you're like,

460
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Speaker 3: how did somebody else think of that? Anyway, Look, took

461
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Speaker 3: him twenty five minutes to get ready? Opens up this

462
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Speaker 3: chat for you on me woulds how long? Who do you?

463
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Speaker 3: Which sex do you think takes longer? Which gender do

464
00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:58,439
Speaker 3: you think it takes longer to get ready? For Tara's

465
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,320
Speaker 3: caught on thirty one and six five? Are you men

466
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Speaker 3: take longer?

467
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Speaker 7: Yes?

468
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Speaker 6: They do.

469
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Speaker 7: So my husband takes about an hour to get ready.

470
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Speaker 10: That same amount of time I can get myself showered,

471
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Speaker 10: my two small children showered.

472
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Speaker 3: Wow, what's he doing in there? What's he doing in there?

473
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,679
Speaker 3: I don't know what happens.

474
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Speaker 1: He has it privately behind closed doors, Sarah.

475
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the same for me, Like, I don't I

476
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Speaker 3: take a long time.

477
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Speaker 1: What do you do?

478
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're bald and you have a beard, So I

479
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:33,400
Speaker 3: have a bed, I've got about three pieces of clothing,

480
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Speaker 3: his beard maintained.

481
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Speaker 1: I spend a long time in the shower.

482
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Speaker 3: It's just it's I think that's what annoys Sem most

483
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Speaker 3: you have long Showers's sleep with myself in the shower.

484
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Speaker 1: I mean they're by myself. Yeah.

485
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Speaker 3: But the point is that's why Sam gets so angry

486
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Speaker 3: at me, because she's like, what are you doing. I

487
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 3: think it's because I don't get ready for a very

488
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Speaker 3: long time. Like I don't get start getting ready till

489
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Speaker 3: it was like fifteen minutes ago, and then I always

490
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Speaker 3: go over the time. So it's more than fact that

491
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Speaker 3: we're late, as opposed to me taking long. You wouldy

492
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Speaker 3: on the like I've lived with you. I've lived with

493
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Speaker 3: you for the Celebrity Apprentice. We're living together.

494
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Speaker 1: I like to drip dry. I don't like to tell.

495
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Speaker 3: The whole thing takes a long time. Mate. You're in

496
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Speaker 3: there early. The hair dryer is going.

497
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Speaker 1: It's a d yeah, the hair dryer, not another hair dryer.

498
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Speaker 1: And Sydney, don't.

499
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Speaker 3: Try and that night you're not operating a hair dry

500
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Speaker 3: it was goddamn rocket going off everyone.

501
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Speaker 1: You could feel the room vibrating two minus ten. I

502
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Speaker 1: don't wet my hair during the week anyway.

503
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Speaker 2: We've actually got my partner in here because actually I

504
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Speaker 2: don't know what I'm doing.

505
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Speaker 3: There's the hand dry, there's the spray, there's the skin treatment.

506
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Speaker 3: There's the face. You've got you've got a hairspray, No, no,

507
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Speaker 3: take that in your carry on.

508
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Speaker 2: I've cut that, you know, I've cut that because you

509
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Speaker 2: saw me in the checken. Mim you've got an updated

510
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Speaker 2: version of me getting ready. Why does it take me

511
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Speaker 2: so long?

512
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Speaker 10: Well, it's not the hairspraymore.

513
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Speaker 7: It's a face spray.

514
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Speaker 10: We've we've figured out is literally just.

515
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Speaker 3: Warm and water, canned water.

516
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen that. I thought you got rid of

517
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Speaker 1: the canned water from me. I heard that from you.

518
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Speaker 3: That's just.

519
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 1: The bottle two for nineteen ninety nine from Chemist Warehouse.

520
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,399
Speaker 1: A Vena is the brand.

521
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Speaker 2: It's it's a it's a natural spring water and it's

522
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Speaker 2: good for sensitive skin.

523
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Speaker 3: Jesus Christy, I feel sorry for you.

524
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Speaker 11: Wow.

525
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Speaker 7: Also doesn't help her having a shower outdoor for forty

526
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Speaker 7: five minutes because he doesn't want to shower indoors because

527
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Speaker 7: he doesn't like it in there, doesn't safe.

528
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I like showering outdoors. And then I also,

529
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Speaker 1: as you know, Mimmy, I don't like the town dry.

530
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Speaker 6: I like to know a couple of serums as well.

531
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Speaker 7: After that, Yeah, Andrew, god knows what else he's putting

532
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Speaker 7: on his face.

533
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you've had enough.

534
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Speaker 3: That's the more.

535
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Speaker 1: In just a bit the Will and Woody Podcast.

536
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Speaker 2: Kate Middleton is absolutely copying it because at the Platinum Jubbler,

537
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Speaker 2: which is celebrating seventy.

538
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Speaker 3: Years seventy years the longest ever raining monarch.

539
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Speaker 1: Yes that the Queen has been raining and her event.

540
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Speaker 3: She rains, isn't it? Oh doesn't just rule, she reigns.

541
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Speaker 1: At what point does it go from ruling to reigning?

542
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Speaker 3: That's a great question. Was I think I think you

543
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Speaker 3: dual wield those words. Actually, I think you when you reign,

544
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Speaker 3: you rule, but you preferred to you'd prefer to rain.

545
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Speaker 3: I actually don't think she rules necessarily. I mean, if

546
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Speaker 3: we want to get into the constitution of the Westminster.

547
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Speaker 1: Sister One wants you to.

548
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Speaker 3: She's she's been reduced to reserved powers within their constitution.

549
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Speaker 3: So I say she doesn't rule so much, but she

550
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Speaker 3: definitely reigns. Chat has got so and as you said,

551
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Speaker 3: you'd rather reign than rule.

552
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Speaker 1: Yep. Should have ended it there.

553
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Speaker 2: Anyway, people are slamming Cape Middleton because she just could

554
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Speaker 2: not keep control of her son, Prince Louis.

555
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,760
Speaker 1: Here's a reporter talking about it.

556
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Speaker 2: Prince Louis antistol the show at the Queen's jibilee, But

557
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:49,679
Speaker 2: did his behavior reflect badly on the Cambridges. Woh, so

558
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 2: people online at us going get control of your child? Woman, Like,

559
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Speaker 2: no one's really going into bat for her, and will

560
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: you have an incredible ability?

561
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? Can I sorry for her and for him in

562
00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:02,120
Speaker 3: this scenario? Like you ever had a four year old

563
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 3: a church service? It just sucks for her that fifteen

564
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: million people are watching them.

565
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,639
Speaker 2: Amazingly, you have already done the bit that I hadn't

566
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Speaker 2: even introduced.

567
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:14,520
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you defended the undefendable. You changed my mind.

568
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Speaker 2: Change what you do?

569
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Speaker 3: Well, what you do? Okay, but that was.

570
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Speaker 1: An easy one.

571
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Speaker 2: Honestly, that's your bread and buttery. You defended Cap Middleton

572
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:28,720
Speaker 2: there when most people are off her. I want you

573
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Speaker 2: to do it for a story here that I think

574
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Speaker 2: is truly undefendable, and.

575
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Speaker 3: I want you to change change your mind.

576
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,720
Speaker 1: Change my mind. Okay.

577
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:40,840
Speaker 2: So a TikTok video is doing the rounds. A woman

578
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 2: has been videos going.

579
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Speaker 1: Up to lettuce heads.

580
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,640
Speaker 2: Yeah effectively okay, And we know fruit and veg very

581
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,120
Speaker 2: expensive at the moment, like the prices are just off

582
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,080
Speaker 2: the charts, right. This woman is that the Ukraine? Yeah yeah,

583
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 2: So she's walking up to these lettuce heads and effectively

584
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,320
Speaker 2: she's taking you know how, those are the outside She's

585
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Speaker 2: taking the outside bits off, which is the best part

586
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Speaker 2: of the letter, and then.

587
00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:08,600
Speaker 3: Just that's the worst part of the letter, the outside.

588
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:11,080
Speaker 1: No, okay, well, she gets the outside rank bits off.

589
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: She takes the freshest green leaves separately and then puts

590
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Speaker 2: them in her trolley and leaves all the rank letters

591
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Speaker 2: in the trough.

592
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Speaker 1: For want of a better word, yep, defend that woman.

593
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Speaker 3: That's actually pretty easy.

594
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Speaker 1: No, you're kidding me.

595
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,920
Speaker 3: Well, if you think about it, that's something that everyone

596
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 3: else going to do it at home anyway, so you

597
00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 3: may as well just do it at the supermarket, and

598
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Speaker 3: then they've probably got a better waste disposal unit for it.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, My bloody early's done it again. That's easy. That's

600
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Speaker 1: all I've got time for an extraordinary man?

601
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Speaker 3: Is this my profession?

602
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Speaker 1: Okay?

603
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Speaker 2: Effectively, people are calling us now thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 2: We asked them a whole bunch of questions about the

605
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Speaker 2: profession that they profess to have, and then we decide

606
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Speaker 2: if they actually have that job.

607
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Speaker 1: Wilber. So we've got Lauren here, Lauren, what do you do? Hello? Lauren?

608
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Speaker 1: What do you do?

609
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 10: I am a influencer?

610
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: How much money dear charge per shot? Oh?

611
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Speaker 7: Look, it's different depending on the brand obviously, like the

612
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 7: level of business.

613
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Speaker 10: But also it's like the more followers you have, the

614
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Speaker 10: more you can charge. And it's just for a post

615
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 10: or a real or a story like it works like that.

616
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Speaker 2: What was the last product you promoted and how did

617
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Speaker 2: you promote it?

618
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Speaker 10: It was Best and Less?

619
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Speaker 1: Best and Less?

620
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Speaker 7: Sorry, and it was pajamas.

621
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Speaker 1: Shot in your pjs?

622
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because because what sort of influencer who's actually an influence,

623
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Speaker 3: who's not an influencer is making up Best and Less?

624
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Speaker 3: Like if she's not an influencer, she's going to say like.

625
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did a suit shoot for Gucci. Yeah, no,

626
00:27:59,560 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: good point.

627
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,119
Speaker 3: Best and Less is so crap.

628
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 2: Oh no, we love we love Best and Less on

629
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Speaker 2: this show.

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Speaker 1: And I've actually got a pair of the boxes. They're

631
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Speaker 1: incredibly comfortable. Lauren. Okay. Based on Will's theory, there, we

632
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Speaker 1: think you're actually an.

633
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:18,200
Speaker 2: Influencer, right, No one's influencing.

634
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 1: Let's use best and lest.

635
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,360
Speaker 10: I'm not quite sure.

636
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Speaker 1: It's especially that came to my mind.

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Speaker 2: Got on, Lauren, well played, I've got tea and now, okay,

638
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 2: tea what's your job, what's your profession.

639
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 6: I'm a swimming teacher.

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Speaker 1: Swimming teacher, okay, I used to teach swimming. Oh then

641
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 1: what what?

642
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 3: What level of swimming do you teach?

643
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 7: From infants to adults?

644
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: Grange right, huge range?

645
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Speaker 3: What do you reckons? The most important thing about teaching

646
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 3: an infant swimming.

647
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 6: Teaching them how to find a way to get back

648
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Speaker 6: up safely.

649
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,120
Speaker 2: Mmm.

650
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Speaker 3: I don't think you're do teaching that with infants. The

651
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 3: infants mate, they're not going back anywhere. They're just they're

652
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 3: being held by their parents while they blow bubbles in

653
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Speaker 3: the water. I don't think you're a swim teacher.

654
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: I am. Well, you are cold, you are ice cold,

655
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 2: and it's obviously important getting back to the surface.

656
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 3: Talking about infants, though, you don't dunk an infant.

657
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: No said, she didn't say she's dunking infants. She's just

658
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Speaker 1: teaching them how to get back up if they do swim.

659
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 3: Mate their infants.

660
00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 2: Well, apparently she's a super coach because her infants can.

661
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Christian here, Christian, what job do you hold.

662
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 6: Mate, I'm a a federal police officer.

663
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Speaker 2: A federal police officer. Okay, what was the last bust

664
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Speaker 2: that you've busted.

665
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Speaker 6: Last night.

666
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Speaker 1: It's truth? What was it? Mate?

667
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Speaker 2: If you can share a big drug bus, you know

668
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Speaker 2: we like to keep it on the down low.

669
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Speaker 6: But so I can't tell you too much.

670
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Speaker 1: You just said you just hold this drugs.

671
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Speaker 12: I don't think you're a federal police officer.

672
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 6: I'll come don't come down there now and the rest

673
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Speaker 6: if you like.

674
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: Christian?

675
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 2: Okay, right up next say big drug buss, big drug bus.

676
00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: But can't give away too much, boys, can't give away

677
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:13,760
Speaker 1: too much.

678
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:18,040
Speaker 2: Pasting now is will and asking you guys thirty one

679
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 2: six five? When did you pretend to be someone else?

680
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,200
Speaker 2: I mean we had recently on this show. Will a

681
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 2: woman who is in the cover band beorn again?

682
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 4: Yeah?

683
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 2: They are an abber cover band. I mean quite frankly,

684
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 2: she just refuses to be anyone but an.

685
00:30:34,600 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 1: Excuse me from Abba.

686
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 3: Hello, are you touring right now? Are you in Sweden?

687
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,280
Speaker 3: Or are you dialing in internationally?

688
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: International?

689
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 10: But this weekend gone we were actually in Broken.

690
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:50,719
Speaker 1: Hill extrawdinary stuff.

691
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,200
Speaker 3: Yes, you once did a tour of South America pretending

692
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 3: to be a drummer from Pounderfinger very true, or the

693
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 3: drummer from Pounder is with great affair.

694
00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:04,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that was before Instagram and googling wasn't as easy.

695
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 3: So googling was definitely available.

696
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: I didn't have a phone, so it was a good trip.

697
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: It was a good trip.

698
00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 3: It's actually true, like that was a was going on.

699
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 3: So you were back in the back in the day

700
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 3: when an iPhone was rare as Hen's tea.

701
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:18,959
Speaker 2: Well, you weren't going online on your phone when I

702
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: was traveling through South.

703
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was because the phone would be advertised

704
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,960
Speaker 3: as having internet, but you'd have to use the keeper.

705
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was shocking time.

706
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,680
Speaker 3: If you're going your BlackBerry on the internet. No one's

707
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:31,160
Speaker 3: doing that.

708
00:31:31,120 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: One hundred percent.

709
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 2: So I was poud of finger when I was out,

710
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: I was proud of I could play them songs because

711
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: phones could play songs. So I go this is me

712
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 2: and then play mam.

713
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:46,400
Speaker 1: Plays You're on the sticks and I'd do the sticks.

714
00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, do you mind if I hold

715
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,240
Speaker 1: your chopsticks? If there were chop sticks around?

716
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 3: Sorry, South America, you've got a Vietnamese restaurant in Columbia.

717
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 1: I'll do the sticks.

718
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:05,160
Speaker 13: I'll do the sticks, baby, gotcha? Oh man, dammit, exact

719
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 13: the audio. All right, you've done that thirty one.

720
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Speaker 3: Or six name in Pounder Vinger? Did you have a name?

721
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I think it was Woody banking

722
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,480
Speaker 1: on them not knowing the band at all in Australian.

723
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 8: Again, he begs the question, why do they give a

724
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,000
Speaker 8: ship about a guy from a band called Pounder Finger

725
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:32,920
Speaker 8: Rockstar right right? So he could have made up anything,

726
00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 8: but you decided to go for the biggest band in

727
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:35,720
Speaker 8: Australia at the time.

728
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was on the spot a little bit. But

729
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: there were four of us, two so you know, Oh

730
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 1: you who was Fanning? Who has been Uncle Jack? Check? Check?

731
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: Was Benning?

732
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 9: Shag?

733
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 1: Oh Telson? Oh Shager's fanny? Who kills?

734
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 4: He was?

735
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:58,800
Speaker 1: I thought Chuck was going to be betting, but obviously not.

736
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 1: Chuck was based. Rod Suk was on the base. It

737
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: was a motley crew in South America. Let me tell

738
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:09,760
Speaker 1: you anyway, have you that story better? Have you pretended

739
00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: to be someone else that'll take your calls? Right next?

740
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 3: Taking calls that anyone? I seeks five? Yes?

741
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 2: When did you pretend to be someone else? Kelsey talk

742
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 2: to us?

743
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 10: Yes, I was a bit of a twofold process. As

744
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 10: Amanda working in restaurants, so as a manager you get a.

745
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,080
Speaker 6: Few interesting people.

746
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 10: If you know someone's going to complain, that'd say what's

747
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:30,480
Speaker 10: your name? You say, I'm Amanda.

748
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 6: Wait for the.

749
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 10: Google review and then it's like corporate like hackling you

750
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 10: and it's like.

751
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 11: Who is it Amanda?

752
00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 10: You're like, yeah, there's no one on pay her old

753
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:42,280
Speaker 10: by Amanda the wrong way and clever.

754
00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:44,000
Speaker 1: Girl, well done. Good.

755
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 2: You can also really stitch up a friend of yours

756
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 2: who works there.

757
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:51,240
Speaker 3: Good chat is crafty because then you can give the

758
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,160
Speaker 3: patrons as much sass as your life.

759
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: Absolutely, but would you would you make totally made up

760
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 2: name or would you torch one of your colleagues?

761
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 3: No, I'd probably say I was like the drum powder

762
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 3: came down to very good.

763
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,719
Speaker 2: Yes, I did do that on dawned in South America

764
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 2: to great success. Let's go to Olivia here, Olivia, who

765
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 2: did you pretend to be?

766
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,320
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, how are we going good?

767
00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 3: Thanks?

768
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 7: So back when I was single in twenty seventeen, I

769
00:34:18,800 --> 00:34:20,399
Speaker 7: went out with my best friend to one of those

770
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,320
Speaker 7: traffic light pub crawls and I pretended to be Lilah

771
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 7: from the Gold Coast with one hundred and sixty seven

772
00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:32,080
Speaker 7: thousand followers, so I was an influencer. Of course, every

773
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,400
Speaker 7: time someone asked, I would show them screenshots that I

774
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 7: made of my own profile changed, the name changed, the

775
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 7: following account.

776
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,320
Speaker 1: You really went deep, didn't you.

777
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 7: Yeah, And I continued to go out with these people

778
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:53,000
Speaker 7: for two weeks after that, my as Lila, I worked

779
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 7: with Revlon and all these different big brands and they,

780
00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 7: oh my god, it was so funny.

781
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 1: Wow geez.

782
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:05,040
Speaker 2: The depth of creating the fake profile for me sneaks

783
00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 2: into sort of potentially taking it too far. But I

784
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 2: respect well, I don't know, it's you know, it just

785
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: starts getting a little bit.

786
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 1: Dodgy.

787
00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 2: Why well, if you make a fake profile, you know,

788
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,400
Speaker 2: on line, it gets a bit creep. It's not like

789
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:20,880
Speaker 2: I put my face on the Powder Finger Boys. You know,

790
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,840
Speaker 2: it's not a picture of the Power Finger Boys you're on.

791
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: The photo was your chopstick work, was your That's all

792
00:35:31,680 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: you had. But you know, it's easy to it's easier.

793
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 8: Really, We've got footage of that, because that is extraordinary.

794
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: You can look like a drummer.

795
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it would be the absolute dream.

796
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: Here is if we got a band in who play powder.

797
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 3: If he can cover songs and you have to try

798
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 3: and play the drums.

799
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I'd love to love that.

800
00:35:56,080 --> 00:35:58,440
Speaker 3: Would get me. All right, Rob, final call here, Rob,

801
00:35:58,480 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 3: when did you pretend to be someone else?

802
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 11: Okay, hey boys, how are we good?

803
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: So?

804
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:06,319
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, so my wife was actually with our first

805
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,719
Speaker 11: she was in labor, so you know, both freaking out,

806
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:12,799
Speaker 11: rushed to the hospital and of course he's in excreciating pain,

807
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 11: so that's not given her a gas. I thought, what

808
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 11: a what a good time to bring out the Batman.

809
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,719
Speaker 11: So I pretty much turned around to my wife.

810
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:23,800
Speaker 10: I said, babe, you're spining. You're spining the son of Batman.

811
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 11: And in response, would you believe she had just had

812
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,040
Speaker 11: a hit of gas? Left out a groan, and I

813
00:36:31,160 --> 00:36:35,239
Speaker 11: swear to God shoot back. I entered the room by

814
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 11: fantasy boy. Honestly, I lived out my my my sci

815
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,920
Speaker 11: fi fantasy in that moment with my wife screaming label.

816
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 3: Robin Batman and Chewie on the scene of the verb

817
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,600
Speaker 3: extraordinary basically.

818
00:36:52,200 --> 00:37:02,439
Speaker 2: Bakesaile. Okay, so you're doing fifty bucks. It's a vague sale,

819
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 2: and this.

820
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: Is how it works. What's in it for us?

821
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 2: Well, we get an item, we have we have fifty

822
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 2: dollars in our disposal to buy what we think is

823
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: going to be a good product. And for the people

824
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 2: that are calling up, they can only use one word

825
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 2: to sell the item to us, and then we have

826
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:18,800
Speaker 2: one question.

827
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 1: To ask about the item. That's the only information.

828
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 3: We get, so they can obviously, well, there's obviously a

829
00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 3: lot of bluffing going on.

830
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 2: Here, absolutely, because obviously everyone calling up right now wants

831
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:28,840
Speaker 2: the fifty bucks.

832
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:30,840
Speaker 1: They are trying to sell their item as good as possible.

833
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,799
Speaker 3: To ask you again, what do we get out of this, Well.

834
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 2: The fun of it, the sport, the sport, it's like gambling.

835
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 2: Why do people like gambling?

836
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:40,439
Speaker 3: Not that we're for gambling at all on this show,

837
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,880
Speaker 3: and not that we're gambling right now.

838
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. Now let's go to Luise here on thirteen

839
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: one oh six five.

840
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 2: Louise, you have one word to describe the item that

841
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 2: you would like to sell us.

842
00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 10: Hey, he going for these. Word I've got is.

843
00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 1: Soft soft soft Okay, So okay, So we have one

844
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: question for you, Louise, but we we're just working out

845
00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: the question first, so we won't confirm it.

846
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 3: Just very broad.

847
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 1: I want to ask her, is it a toy? Because

848
00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:13,400
Speaker 1: if it's a toy, I'm not interested. Do you know

849
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 1: what I mean?

850
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:19,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very specific, but sure, no, go for Louise.

851
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:20,320
Speaker 1: Is it a toy?

852
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:23,280
Speaker 11: No, it's not a toy.

853
00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:26,719
Speaker 3: Got nothing, So it could be anything that's not a

854
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:27,879
Speaker 3: toy that's soft.

855
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,200
Speaker 1: That's why I said your questions, Okay, we're gonna try

856
00:38:31,239 --> 00:38:32,120
Speaker 1: and narrow it down.

857
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 3: Why would you just take out a tiny field of items?

858
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 3: Can you put it between your teeth? Has a soft

859
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:42,839
Speaker 3: thing that's not a toy?

860
00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: Gee whiz, Jackie?

861
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 3: What else? Could there be? A blanket, a cushion? I mean,

862
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 3: what couldn't it be? Really, Jackie? One word to sell

863
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 3: your item?

864
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: My word is.

865
00:38:54,920 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 3: Shiny, shiny vague sale term like shiny.

866
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:01,840
Speaker 1: We like shiny.

867
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 3: Don't ask her if it's jewelry.

868
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:06,359
Speaker 1: Well, I was thinking, what do you want to ask her?

869
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 3: Maybe we ask her? Can Woody and I? Would it

870
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,479
Speaker 3: be practical for Woody and I to use?

871
00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:18,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Jackie, would it be practical for.

872
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:19,879
Speaker 1: Will and I to use?

873
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,120
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's definitely a few ways you can use this item.

874
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: I mean, you sound dodgy saying that it is a vague.

875
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 3: That's a segment and currently the calls are winning.

876
00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: So let's go.

877
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 3: Let's go to Karen. Let's go to Karen. Final line

878
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 3: in Karen. One way to describe your item.

879
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:45,959
Speaker 1: Extract, extract, extract, extract, extract or like extract the verb

880
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:49,000
Speaker 1: or extract the noun. Damn it, that's the question. Oh no, verb,

881
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: extract the verb. So you've extracted something.

882
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 3: No, no, extract the verb. So like it's tweezers or

883
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 3: something you extract with them.

884
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: It might be like a mango, nectar, juice or some thing.

885
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 3: Then, oh god.

886
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 1: I'm getting confused.

887
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 3: So it's an extract if it is an extract and

888
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,160
Speaker 3: extract that's the noun, so like a mango extract.

889
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but if you use.

890
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 3: Them to extract, That's why I said extract the verb.

891
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 3: Do you use them to extract? So is it like

892
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,040
Speaker 3: tweezers or a vacuum?

893
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okayyers these sorts of things tooth pick.

894
00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:30,800
Speaker 1: That extracts anyway? Okay, so we have we should choose.

895
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 3: Karen, well, I body one plaiers, tweezers or a tooth pick?

896
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 2: The other two one great, am, So we've got a

897
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,840
Speaker 2: soft item that isn't a toy. We've got a shiny

898
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:41,080
Speaker 2: thing that she that Jackie believes is practical for us,

899
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:46,879
Speaker 2: or we have something that extracts like a tweezer, kay?

900
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: Do we have a drone or something? Yeah, Chris, that

901
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: you could find in the system. That'd be really nice,

902
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: just to add a little bit of suspense here.

903
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 3: But will Chris is filling in for the day, so

904
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:58,480
Speaker 3: you're really thrown them out of the Sorry.

905
00:40:58,280 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 1: About that, Chris. That's my bad. That's my bad. Okay, Well,

906
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: I think Shaney's too obvious for mine. I don't.

907
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,440
Speaker 2: It just sounds like she's trying to sell it exact

908
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,000
Speaker 2: And when she said, oh, you could definitely have a

909
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:11,360
Speaker 2: few uses, I think she was telling pisceful eyes soft interesting.

910
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:12,399
Speaker 3: Well it's not a toy?

911
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know? So what what else is a

912
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 2: soft thing that isn't a toy? Not like a stress ball?

913
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,800
Speaker 2: That'd be fun, sure, I mean, fifty bucks for a

914
00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 2: stress ball is over.

915
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:25,120
Speaker 3: I'm going for extract Really, what's the best thing that

916
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,600
Speaker 3: can extract tongs?

917
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:31,880
Speaker 1: Would you pay fifty dollars for tongues? I forgot about it.

918
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,080
Speaker 1: Fifty bucks, it's fifty dollars.

919
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:36,239
Speaker 3: The soft thing's too broad, mate, she could honestly, she

920
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 3: gives a bit of lint from her belly button. Okay, okay,

921
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 3: sometimes I get soft lint called in my belly button.

922
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:44,839
Speaker 1: Right, thank you for that. Pretty good.

923
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,800
Speaker 2: Okay, we're going to do Karen, Karen, we are giving

924
00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 2: you that fifty dollars.

925
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 1: We want your item. What is it?

926
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 7: Oh, it's extracting juice.

927
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,720
Speaker 6: It's a juice extractor.

928
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: Pretty good.

929
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 3: Distract.

930
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: Now find out if we got the best item. I

931
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: find out the other two side. Louise, Louise, what was

932
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 1: your item? What was the soft item?

933
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 12: Tissue?

934
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:11,919
Speaker 1: Yes, I've told you it was close with the lint.

935
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you.

936
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,760
Speaker 2: Louise and Jackie, what was the shiny item?

937
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,719
Speaker 10: Well, you guys missed out because I was going to

938
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 10: take an acrylic nail off my own finger and give

939
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:21,479
Speaker 10: it to you.

940
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 2: Yes again, we walk away with the juice extractor, and

941
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 2: we've paid fifty bus for it.

942
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: We haven't actually won that much.