Speaker 1: Is it just really posted a couple of mitches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Please.
Speaker 1: You're in bed with a cup of bloody hall Licks
Speaker 1: by age tall licks and push you to slip. It's
Speaker 1: like a milk drink.
Speaker 2: Sounds like the slur I've heard that whole licks.
Speaker 1: And Mitchell coos, hello you Hello, how are you? Mitchell?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've been better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you sent us a text saying I'm going to
Speaker 1: be late. I'll explain on the show. And then you
Speaker 1: walk in looking like a disheveled mess. I'm so sorry
Speaker 1: to say. And you wanted to explain what's happened.
Speaker 2: Well, that's actually what my is. It just me is
Speaker 2: going to be explaining the drama. That's not why I
Speaker 2: look like a disheveled myth. Right, I've just been crook
Speaker 2: all a week and I'm.
Speaker 1: Joking, by the way, lovely, Yeah, I feel I feel
Speaker 1: every November I get sick. I think it's just exhaustion
Speaker 1: from the year, and you can see the at the
Speaker 1: end of the tunnel, so your body just gives in
Speaker 1: on itself.
Speaker 2: It's literally at the point where I've gotten a few
Speaker 2: dms from very kind hard to people saying why actual
Speaker 2: you posting anything on social media? And I'm like, because
Speaker 2: I can pull it together for the podcast, but the
Speaker 2: last week I've just been moping.
Speaker 1: I feel awful. Yeah. Wait, so people notice that you
Speaker 1: don't post? Oh no one does know for me, no
Speaker 1: one ever asked me why I don't post? Not about you. No,
Speaker 1: it's not about You're right, So what you get people
Speaker 1: saying where are you?
Speaker 3: I have this week?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh Mitchell.
Speaker 2: And it's not a good thing to doctor Google some
Speaker 2: of the symptoms because according to doctor Google, I either
Speaker 2: have pneumonia or a collapsed lung. Uh huh, so may
Speaker 2: not make it through the episode.
Speaker 1: When you walked in here, I did think, oh, he
Speaker 1: looks his left side looks clashed. I think it could
Speaker 1: be it. Doctor Google is the worst I made the
Speaker 1: mistake of even worse. And I do not recommend this
Speaker 1: to anyone.
Speaker 2: Doctor aih so bad like chat GPT symptoms.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I sent them a screenshot of my blood
Speaker 1: test results. Couldulate numbers and glubins and high pose and
Speaker 1: my pose and all these things I don't understand. So
Speaker 1: I sent a screenshot and I'm like, can you please
Speaker 1: interpret this? For me, and they did, and they're like,
Speaker 1: well this, well this in consideration with this is the
Speaker 1: beginning of many forms of cancer. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: so I freaked myself out, So do not do that.
Speaker 1: It's scary.
Speaker 3: But you know what fucked me off about the doctor googling?
Speaker 2: I did because I've got like this really persistent chesty cough.
Speaker 2: I'm going to call a spider spade flem lots of
Speaker 2: flame going on in my fucking world at the moment,
Speaker 2: and it basically just said, yeah, go see your GP.
Speaker 2: Is it just me on the fly? Why is that impossible?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so hard.
Speaker 2: I tried to book my usual doctor, Madeline. The next
Speaker 2: available appointment is in two saturdays time.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I could be dead by then, you clude, yeah,
Speaker 1: given the collapse exactly.
Speaker 2: Wait, do you have a log like your GP that
Speaker 2: you go to all the time. Yeah, she's my go to.
Speaker 2: But even outside of that, I checked that same clinic.
Speaker 2: None of them had any appointments anytime soon, all the
Speaker 2: ones around, and I'm like, God, it's at a point
Speaker 2: where it won't go away, whatever this thing is that
Speaker 2: I've got, and I want to go to a GP, but.
Speaker 1: None of them are available.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to one of those bloody walking
Speaker 2: clinics and just schlep it there for fucking four hour,
Speaker 2: hoping to get traded.
Speaker 1: A medical center. Nothing more frightening than the whales of
Speaker 1: a medical center. People just ah comeaning and crowing in
Speaker 1: the holes. And I just wanted to go there to
Speaker 1: get Panadaine fought and everyone is screaming and crying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you go to my GP. I can give you my GP.
Speaker 1: He's very good. Is he booked down? No, I can
Speaker 1: get him with like a week's notice. A week now.
Speaker 3: I'm thick, now, mature.
Speaker 1: You never's gone of the days of the nineties where
Speaker 1: you could just walk up to your doctor's office and
Speaker 1: get in the point for the next day. Everyone's sick.
Speaker 1: We're all sick. Producer, what is your name?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, price Keeper?
Speaker 1: You know what? I just forget who what you're talking am?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I know who you are.
Speaker 2: It's our third wheel, prize Keeper Jenner. It's been that
Speaker 2: way for approximately four years. But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: I have you know, I've got so many different character
Speaker 1: you know the other day on the show, I called
Speaker 1: producer Grace on my radio show, Prize Keeper Jenna live.
Speaker 1: I'd even look the same to you. I get it.
Speaker 2: I've got producer Grace, prize keeper Jenna, producer Isabel. It's
Speaker 2: too many peas just call them by their name.
Speaker 1: No, but I can't just call Jenna Jenna. You know,
Speaker 1: if it's established this long running bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we did call it Jenna.
Speaker 1: We do it one, did we?
Speaker 3: Actually, let's try that for the rest of this episode.
Speaker 1: It can't just be Jenner.
Speaker 3: It's always her full title. Yeah, prize keeper Jenna.
Speaker 1: All right, prize keeper, her.
Speaker 4: Majesty a little bit different.
Speaker 1: But why are you strass? So that's your gym. You're
Speaker 1: going to tell me later?
Speaker 3: Oh, there was a drama. That's why I was running
Speaker 3: late today.
Speaker 1: Are you going to tell us now?
Speaker 3: Well, let's just say my Is it just me? If
Speaker 3: I had to do a hook, yeah, it would be that.
Speaker 2: I feel you're going to be very proud of me.
Speaker 2: Maybe not you, but someone out there listening will be
Speaker 2: proud of me.
Speaker 1: Oh you may direct eye contact with men, said you.
Speaker 1: So I'm assuming I thought it was me.
Speaker 2: But then I thought about it and I was like,
Speaker 2: maybe not you. Actually you might not give a fuck
Speaker 2: o care. I can about your life.
Speaker 3: Okay, well we'll see. Why don't you kick things up?
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got any gym. We both do. Actually, that's
Speaker 1: how we start every episode. We have something we noticed,
Speaker 1: something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, and
Speaker 1: I don't know Mitch's, and then prize keeper Jenna is
Speaker 1: just there.
Speaker 3: I'm just nice.
Speaker 1: You use the full title. Y, Why don't you call
Speaker 1: me Mitchell, that's my full name.
Speaker 4: No, No, because Mitchell Kumbs is Mitchell. You'r minch sorry.
Speaker 2: Price Peper generally pretty good at saying cherry and combs
Speaker 2: so that there's no confusion for the listener.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are very good at that too. Our guests
Speaker 1: are famously terrible. They're both just oh there's that collapse
Speaker 1: on hung Yeah, the other one just collapsed. I got
Speaker 1: my blood taken today and look can you see? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I hate getting my blood taken, but because
Speaker 1: it just stings, I have.
Speaker 4: A fear of it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was a point in time when I had really
Speaker 2: bad cryings as ease in the thick of the worst
Speaker 2: of it, where I was getting daily blood tests. So
Speaker 2: I'm fine, Oh my god, I'm fine now. And you
Speaker 2: just jabbed me and I don't even flinch.
Speaker 1: How did you get? How long were you in that
Speaker 1: like hellscape?
Speaker 3: For I can't remember, which is weird because generally I
Speaker 3: have a good memory.
Speaker 2: I wonder if on some level I've blocked it out.
Speaker 2: But yeah, like months, Oh yeah, I had like two
Speaker 2: terms off school. It was fantastic, really And what you
Speaker 2: were tired? Lethargic liquids?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it, liquid seals.
Speaker 2: And my parents thought that I just had like an
Speaker 2: eating disorder because I just lost my appetite all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, and I was a pig, so like, this
Speaker 2: is out of character, and if I did eat something,
Speaker 2: it would just go right through my instant diary. And
Speaker 2: so one time they were like at the kitchen table,
Speaker 2: they're like, right, Mitchell, we've noticed you're eating, so you're
Speaker 2: going to sit here and finish that spaghetti bolgonnaise, finish
Speaker 2: it before our eyes, and you're not leaving until it's
Speaker 2: completely done.
Speaker 1: And I was crooked as a dog and they were like, shit,
Speaker 1: we shouldn't have done that. We got to look into this.
Speaker 3: And then there was months where there was no diagnosis.
Speaker 1: Oh and you would have been in Bogan Gate and
Speaker 1: trying to get it like a gastroineurologist. I'm sure who
Speaker 1: would endo chronologists? Yeah, got a bloody orange for that.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: Now, I can't remember what I was doing recently, but
Speaker 2: I tried to fill out. I think one of my
Speaker 2: doctors told me, oh, because you've got crones, is easier
Speaker 2: and entitled to a discount on a certain medication.
Speaker 3: I can't remember which one was. But they wouldn't believe
Speaker 3: me when I said I had crimes. They were like,
Speaker 3: prove it. I was like, you're right, I'd never just
Speaker 3: got a certificate that says I had it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you also could get rebates, and you could
Speaker 1: even probably get a disability parking permit.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't push it that farsion. I've been in remission
Speaker 2: for like eight or nine years, so I don't know
Speaker 2: if i'd push that.
Speaker 1: They caught remission. Well, been fine for ages remission, you.
Speaker 4: Could come back. You never know that parking spot, you
Speaker 4: never know, you know.
Speaker 1: In America, the disabled toilets, a lot of them have lots,
Speaker 1: so them me and you get given a key or
Speaker 1: a pass in America if you like have crones, or
Speaker 1: if you need to use a disabled like bathroom it's
Speaker 1: a universal key, but in Australia they're just anyone can
Speaker 1: walk in.
Speaker 2: Well, they gave me the Crones Collidis Foundation. They gave
Speaker 2: me a pooh pass it. Literally it was just a
Speaker 2: car that said can't wait. And then there's a little
Speaker 2: fine print that says I have Crones disease. I'm paraphrasing,
Speaker 2: but it said I might ship my guts right here
Speaker 2: right now.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have said that.
Speaker 2: Basically, if you're in a pinch and you need a tot,
Speaker 2: surely any business would have a heart and be like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: go at the back use of staff tool.
Speaker 3: I never had to use it.
Speaker 1: Do you have it on here?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Actually I probably do in my old wallet at home.
Speaker 3: You can't wait, car, you're going to ship my decks? Yeah,
Speaker 3: It's like you'd have to be really desperate.
Speaker 2: And also what a dog of a person would say, No,
Speaker 2: one hundred not legally binding this card?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, but I feel like some people would be
Speaker 4: like I have to ask the manager.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, some young child, Yeah exactly. You know what
Speaker 1: happened to me the other day. This is mortifying. I
Speaker 1: am getting a lot of undergoing a lot of tests
Speaker 1: at the moment. I think I've got some sort of
Speaker 1: autoimmune disease. Who knows, I don't know where I'm at
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to take the thunder off my fucking collapsed lung. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not, but you know, take beds, so
Speaker 2: who's going to die for? Don't take bets.
Speaker 3: I've already said that I might not last the episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'll last the episodes.
Speaker 4: Collapse lungs.
Speaker 1: I was born with a collapse lung.
Speaker 4: But he hasn't there.
Speaker 3: I already have one one an't me No, and my
Speaker 3: GP already he's like diary.
Speaker 1: I have no pity for your crones. I spoke about
Speaker 1: your crones and asked leading questions because I was very
Speaker 1: interesting and I was heartbroken to hear about remission and no,
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but like to think that you're
Speaker 1: in remission means it could just a period any time
Speaker 1: one liquid shit could lead to months of pain. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm doing. I can't good good. I want you to
Speaker 1: know that's genuine.
Speaker 2: It just so happens that a crone's friendly diet, like
Speaker 2: a diet that would be intended not to set off
Speaker 2: any relapse, is also quite bottom friendly.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it works, it says so mine. My doctor
Speaker 1: was like, we need you, Mitch to do a twenty
Speaker 1: four hour urine test.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, and she goes you piss
Speaker 3: the whole time constantly.
Speaker 1: Go to work. No, No, they gave you like a
Speaker 1: like a big AM, like a two liter big am,
Speaker 1: or like a like a chopcking and oak milk and
Speaker 1: they give it to you with a funnel. So she says,
Speaker 1: every WII from when you wake up one morning to
Speaker 1: when you wake up the next morning has to be
Speaker 1: collected every drop.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me you have to bring the pissed carton
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm like, I don't want to bring it into
Speaker 1: the office, so I waited for the weekend. Anyway, Steven's like,
Speaker 1: you want to go shopping? Like get out. I'm like cool.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you're gonna have to bring the piss
Speaker 1: juke to Westfield, oh Haddington fancy shops.
Speaker 2: And we were walking and I'm not actually a cardboard
Speaker 2: car and that I'm picturing run No, it's a big
Speaker 2: milk jug orange juice.
Speaker 3: I was picturing, you said, big gam and I'm thinking
Speaker 3: the cardboard thing. I'm like that could leak.
Speaker 1: No, it's not, No, it's not, but it is just
Speaker 1: like an orange juice jug. AnyWho. We I'm looking to
Speaker 1: buy a house, so I'm like, oh, we're walking down
Speaker 1: the back streets of Paddington. So I'm like, well, let's
Speaker 1: go through the suburban streets. So we're walking and then
Speaker 1: it really hit me I needed to week and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, God, I've got to go. And
Speaker 1: the wee jug was in the boot of a car
Speaker 1: like five kilometers away, and he's like, well, I've got
Speaker 1: this water bottle and then you decant it into the jug. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and you do a transfer.
Speaker 2: I hope he's not planning to use that bottle again,
Speaker 2: so he goes, well, you need to find someone not
Speaker 2: using the bottle again.
Speaker 1: It was a mount frank. So I finished it and
Speaker 1: then I was looking for the bushes. But then like
Speaker 1: this rich Paddington family to walk by with it, so
Speaker 1: I had to turn away. Then another family walked by.
Speaker 2: I'm like shit, but wait, how would the doctors have
Speaker 2: known if you'd missed one piss in the day. Well
Speaker 2: they wouldn't, but I guess his piss could hold the
Speaker 2: key to while you're like, shit, So I need this
Speaker 2: p to be collected.
Speaker 1: So I pissed the bottle in the street photo at
Speaker 1: It's a bit yellow, isn't it.
Speaker 3: That's too many vitamins, mate, And yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Take a lot of and frothy, which I think is
Speaker 1: not a good sign.
Speaker 3: That is okay? I feel ill?
Speaker 1: Can you get back to your ridge and plenty th?
Speaker 1: I feel yeah, you haven't need of meat? Shall I
Speaker 1: do you mind? Shall I jump in?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You go, Bradley, count me in?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The QR code menus need to go?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Why okay, let me tell you why. I think they're disgusting.
Speaker 3: Disgusting.
Speaker 1: They are useless. There is no magic in a QR
Speaker 1: code menu. I want to sit there and guess I
Speaker 1: want to sit like this, legs crossed like that, and
Speaker 1: I want to have a little glass of water alright,
Speaker 1: and I want to hold the menu like this in
Speaker 1: my lap, like I'm a Parisian actress sitting in the
Speaker 1: streets reading my menu, going oh the oh, turn the page.
Speaker 1: Oh and the dessert menu. Oh they've got so you
Speaker 1: want to be a hoity toity fancy diner. I get it. No,
Speaker 1: But if I want to go to if a portho,
Speaker 1: do a QR code. Cool, I'm getting chicken strips and
Speaker 1: that's it, and prey go sauce.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking, like a beer garden, a pub. You
Speaker 2: don't want to wander all the fuck away back in
Speaker 2: to order retreat, so you can just get one to
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: If we're talking convenience, you know you've got me. If
Speaker 1: i've got a walk far, yeah, I'll do a QR code.
Speaker 1: But I'm talking restaurants, not pubs.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, I don't really frequent fancy restaurants, so yeah, not
Speaker 2: even fancy. I would have assumed that there'd be weight
Speaker 2: staff involved. You'd just like to be so true, you'd
Speaker 2: like to have some sort of When I was in.
Speaker 5: Melbourne, Ry, i went to a Japanese restaurant and they
Speaker 5: had waiters around, and they came to me and was like,
Speaker 5: you can order and view the menu the QR coat.
Speaker 3: Well, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: They were doubling up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there were like ten of them just standing around
Speaker 5: to tell everyone to use the QR coat.
Speaker 2: I think the QR codes are perfect in a place
Speaker 2: where you have to get up to order anyway, but
Speaker 2: if there's someone if you're at a place where there's
Speaker 2: a waiter involved in and they come in take the order,
Speaker 2: I'm happy with that too. I'm not like ill I
Speaker 2: want to avoid talking to people. Let's use the QR code. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but it can be fun striking up a chat with
Speaker 2: the waiter. But if it's a place where they don't
Speaker 2: offer that, I'm happy to say sat. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But there's also an element of I'm on my phone
Speaker 1: a lot. I'm on my phone at home. If I
Speaker 1: order a Breat's, I'm on my phone and then I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for it to come. I sit on my phone.
Speaker 1: So I'm at a restaurant. I'd like to put it down,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to pick it up, but I
Speaker 1: don't want to be tempted that you can scroll and
Speaker 1: your watch instead. I get it. Oh, I've got a
Speaker 1: new addition, by the way, I've got a smart ring.
Speaker 3: What fuck yourself in the face?
Speaker 4: Why how is it smart?
Speaker 1: It's a smarter It's the Oral ring. I just got
Speaker 1: the orring. Well, that's the name of the brand, and
Speaker 1: it tells you when you wake up how well you're
Speaker 1: what your score out of one hundred is going to
Speaker 1: be for the day. So mine today is ninety three
Speaker 1: and I got a little crown ring. Know that it
Speaker 1: does your blood pressure, blood oxygen, your blood sugar and
Speaker 1: not blood. I don't even know what it does exactly,
Speaker 1: So do you have to charge it or what?
Speaker 2: It has?
Speaker 1: An eight day battery life? Not getting paid?
Speaker 3: And then how do you change the battery on it?
Speaker 1: You know, it just charges wirelessly a little while's time? Yees?
Speaker 1: So I had really good sleep, two hours and twenty
Speaker 1: seven of RAM, one hour forty four of deep sleep.
Speaker 4: But doesn't your watch do the exact same thing everything?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Why the fuck do you need a ring for the art?
Speaker 1: I don't, Yeah, you really don't. And I'm currently fighting
Speaker 1: with him because they sent me to accidentally a oh
Speaker 1: and they want the other one back. Yeah, And they
Speaker 1: said we'll send you a PayPal link so you can
Speaker 1: process the sale. And I've ignored them, so they've called me.
Speaker 1: They want their.
Speaker 3: Burning bridges here, there and everywhere. First out therapist, she
Speaker 3: told the standing payments.
Speaker 1: She told me I was depressed, and I don't go
Speaker 1: to a therapist to be told I'm depressed. What do
Speaker 1: you going for to be told that I'm handsome? And successful.
Speaker 1: All I ever wanted from therapy was Mitch, you don't
Speaker 1: need to be here. That's nothing I can do for you.
Speaker 3: Our time together with Dan totally, that's I need your help.
Speaker 1: That's how her picture therapy going. But strangely enough, is
Speaker 1: not how it works.
Speaker 2: I think I've ever gotten to that point with the
Speaker 2: therapist where they're like, no, no, you don't need me anymore.
Speaker 3: They've never gotten to that point. They're all money hungry
Speaker 3: like you.
Speaker 1: I'm not money hungry, bitch.
Speaker 3: Wow, you just call me a bitch.
Speaker 1: I didn't know I'm being gasolt. No, I'm not gas lighting.
Speaker 1: You know the feeling, don't you?
Speaker 5: I do? I do?
Speaker 3: It's ghasly, it hurt.
Speaker 4: No, let's not do it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we'll be doing it all along. Imagine if we're
Speaker 1: not ending the podcast, and that was ultimate gas lighting, Janet,
Speaker 1: what about.
Speaker 4: If you just weren't publishing any podcast.
Speaker 3: You don't listen, so you've never checked that the episodes
Speaker 3: are out there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've cheaked, but I don't actually actively listen.
Speaker 1: You think figured it out for five years. It's the
Speaker 1: Truman shower. We've been paid.
Speaker 2: This is actually like her, make a wish. She's terminal,
Speaker 2: and she dying wishes to host the podcast.
Speaker 1: So we do it every week. I love people.
Speaker 3: Every jury idiot is paid.
Speaker 1: Her dying wishes to host a podcast. Yet where the
Speaker 1: hosts we had care, of course, for legal purposes, we
Speaker 1: have to put you on. This is all a set, Jenny,
Speaker 1: and Mamma's behind all of her.
Speaker 3: You're listening to?
Speaker 5: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: The rude shocks of young adulthood? Now, I don't mean
Speaker 1: to brag, but fuck, I'm killing it. Yeah, I'll support
Speaker 1: you in that. Sure, you're doing very well because you
Speaker 1: know how.
Speaker 2: We've got the eton bucket list. Yeah, I've got Wednesday's
Speaker 2: episode number two forty six. I'm chicking three things at
Speaker 2: once on the day. Yeah, my god, that's right.
Speaker 3: Not only I think someone asked for another talkback things.
Speaker 1: Easy, Yep, that's fine.
Speaker 2: We're doing We've we've got some more classic talk back
Speaker 2: radio bullshit from John Laws?
Speaker 1: Who else? John Laws.
Speaker 2: One of the challenges that someone put on our bucket
Speaker 2: list was get a farewell message from John Law's.
Speaker 3: Ask and you shall receive.
Speaker 1: Wait, I've got it? What really? You got a message
Speaker 1: from John? Oh? I did?
Speaker 5: Did?
Speaker 2: I'm saving it for Wednesdays. But I have a farewell
Speaker 2: message from John Law's the talk back king him fucking.
Speaker 1: Self he resigned. Do you mean his farewell message to
Speaker 1: his audience?
Speaker 3: No, like a message for us.
Speaker 1: Does he even know who we are?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, we've met him, remember we have met Yeah,
Speaker 3: I met him.
Speaker 1: He liked you, Jenna.
Speaker 3: So that's two things tick tick. And then also on Wednesday,
Speaker 3: I will be doing a violin recital. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: after all this.
Speaker 4: Time, it's finally happened.
Speaker 1: Have you been rehearsing. No? I have not. Actually that
Speaker 1: doesn't instill much hope. You should. Literally.
Speaker 3: The guy that I picked it up from shout out
Speaker 3: to a Irwin violins in Edgecliff.
Speaker 2: He lent me one and his name's Allen, and he
Speaker 2: goes now because I told him what it was all about,
Speaker 2: he goes nowaday you we even think about opening this
Speaker 2: open it for the first time on the podcast.
Speaker 1: No cheating.
Speaker 3: It needs to be authentic, not like a reality shows
Speaker 3: these days.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, sure does he sell other instruments, No,
Speaker 2: just violins and he does repairs and shit.
Speaker 3: But he was happy to lend me one. He said,
Speaker 3: they do not practice.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So we'll be doing my recital on Wednesday. I
Speaker 1: think I know what's in there. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Imagine because it wasn't a violin, it's a banjo or
Speaker 3: some ship.
Speaker 1: Imagine if he's deeply homophobic. It was just gunpowder just exploded.
Speaker 1: All right, Well that's exciting, Buckley, Yes we have that's you.
Speaker 2: I've burned through that bitch before we even get to
Speaker 2: the We're have to do some revisions. I will say
Speaker 2: the countdowns on this is two forty five this episode.
Speaker 2: The last one is to fifty five ten. Oh my god, guys,
Speaker 2: the final final ten.
Speaker 1: That's exciting, come on, countdown.
Speaker 2: Well, that's what we should think about. What's going to
Speaker 2: be the last song that we play? Like the song
Speaker 2: we play to end the episode?
Speaker 1: Do we play a song or do I need to?
Speaker 3: It's a special occasion.
Speaker 1: I think our voices started it. Our voices need to finish.
Speaker 2: But I don't want it to be the normal theme
Speaker 2: song that we have, an emotional song that will see
Speaker 2: us out. Okay, why did the idiots send in some
Speaker 2: recommendations for songs? You guys get thinking too, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: what song should we end up with?
Speaker 1: We've got fucking ages until we have to deal with it.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't think and speak. Don't make me
Speaker 1: think you've.
Speaker 3: Not been able to demonstrate your ability to do that ever, No,
Speaker 3: I know, I know, all right?
Speaker 1: Do you have a nyjym? Oh my word, I do.
Speaker 4: I'm ready for this, Bradley.
Speaker 2: It just me. It's being able to change your own
Speaker 2: tire the best life skill you could possibly have.
Speaker 1: Oh is that the stress? That's what it was?
Speaker 4: Change a tire?
Speaker 1: Did This isn't the first time, is it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: It's no.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should stop clipping guards.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I messaged you guys and I said, there's been
Speaker 2: an incident and running late. I'll save it for the pod.
Speaker 2: So when I went down to my car in the
Speaker 2: garage of my apartment, I was like, fuck me, that
Speaker 2: back tire is flat as all fuck. So first stop
Speaker 2: was the servo. Only in the last month I've learned
Speaker 2: how to put air in that thing, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: of course that's quite handy actually as well. So I
Speaker 2: put the little nozzle thing on the tire and it
Speaker 2: was going It was not getting any higher, it wasn't
Speaker 2: pumping up at all. And I was like, oh, for
Speaker 2: God's sake, and I'll admit I was having a bad
Speaker 2: day at this point. Like I said, I'm crooked. I
Speaker 2: couldn't be fucked with any of this.
Speaker 3: I allowed myself ten second of ah, fuck my life,
Speaker 3: Yeah fuck this. But then country kid kicked in. I
Speaker 3: was like, R, you don't get jobs done by looking
Speaker 3: at him. Let's get this tire, change off hot.
Speaker 1: Despair on you and you haven't filled many things in
Speaker 1: your life either, Like you're not really you, Like you're
Speaker 1: not really the filler. What does that mean? Well, would
Speaker 1: Sew not normally be the one to get it out
Speaker 1: and fill it?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 1: Don't make me laugh?
Speaker 4: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: I thought, sure, as a man, I should change his
Speaker 3: tire before I believe that because he would freaks out. Really, yes,
Speaker 3: that's why I'm saying this is the best skill ever.
Speaker 2: I remember my dad trying to teach me how to
Speaker 2: change a tire because he was all like, Mitch, pay attention,
Speaker 2: you'll need this skill one day, and I was like
Speaker 2: off with the fairies, not paying attention, of course, And
Speaker 2: so one time I had to change my tire and
Speaker 2: it was like some shit out of a movie because
Speaker 2: it was raining. So I'm out there in the rain
Speaker 2: watching YouTube tutorials because I wasn't listening to Dad and
Speaker 2: it was like the fucking notebook. I'm being like, why
Speaker 2: didn't you write try to change my fucking tie. And
Speaker 2: so now that I've done it once, I can do
Speaker 2: it again. I've changed Seawan's and I didn't get stressed. Good,
Speaker 2: I didn't freak out.
Speaker 3: I just got the job done. The spear is on
Speaker 3: the back here I am. It did fuck my nail
Speaker 3: polish a little bit, which is upsetting, but it's fine.
Speaker 1: I'm here and just ready for the Wicked premiere. By
Speaker 1: the looks of it, this was a trial run.
Speaker 2: I'm getting rid of this. I've got a different shade
Speaker 2: of polish because someone said to me the other day,
Speaker 2: I like you yellow nails.
Speaker 1: They're meant to be green. It is a little pool yellow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it a bit baby shit here, yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so I've got a deeper green anyway, I digres.
Speaker 3: I'm very proud of myself.
Speaker 1: Well done.
Speaker 2: I was having a ship day and for some reason,
Speaker 2: the smugness and pride I felt after just conquering that task,
Speaker 2: I was like, shit, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Get way better now, Oh good on you. I'm glad.
Speaker 3: Grease all over my hands when I first came in.
Speaker 3: But I just got it done, didn't I.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of a mindset thing, isn't it. Those things?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like, fuck me, let's not piss about.
Speaker 3: Let's just get it done. Because I was thinking, do
Speaker 3: I drive it home from the servo while it's flat
Speaker 3: and just grab Seawn's keys, sealed his car, and I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: don't delay it.
Speaker 1: Just get the fucking job done. Look at me. I
Speaker 1: filmed it, show me. Oh my god. Oh you're jumping
Speaker 1: on the jack. He's so conteet these days.
Speaker 3: Wow, I look at you. God, I'm just sick of
Speaker 3: being so capable.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's exhausting.
Speaker 3: Makes everyone else look horrible, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: You know, when I first met Stephen, i'd drive my
Speaker 1: car around and then he'd be in the passenger seat
Speaker 1: and there was a flood or there was horrific rain,
Speaker 1: and I drove through a puddle that had a rock
Speaker 1: in it and I didn't realize and it scraped like
Speaker 1: there must have been like one sheet of metal under
Speaker 1: my car barely to keep all the guts in, and
Speaker 1: that was hanging down and it was just like a
Speaker 1: like when you get an aluminium can. You kind of
Speaker 1: tear it. It was just flapping off and it would
Speaker 1: scrape all the time on the road, go over speed bumps,
Speaker 1: and Steven's like, you've got to fix that. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to get under the car. It's
Speaker 1: just not possible.
Speaker 2: But also that sounds easier said than done, like changing
Speaker 2: a tie, putting the spear, one's pretty straightforward.
Speaker 3: There's dangling metal. I feel like that's where you engage
Speaker 3: a profresh.
Speaker 1: Yes, I was going to. Stephen takes his top off.
Speaker 1: This is in the very early days knowing each other.
Speaker 1: Gets on like a skateboard in my garage, rolls underneath.
Speaker 1: The car is tiny, so he slip slips right under
Speaker 1: the crack and he had a little saw and cut
Speaker 1: it off and has fixed the car. Get the saw
Speaker 1: in my garage. We've got all these tools. But he
Speaker 1: and I remember thinking like what a man?
Speaker 3: What a man?
Speaker 2: Well, that just goes the show here. You were thinking
Speaker 2: that Sean, we're going to be my night and shining are.
Speaker 2: But because you and him are the men in your relationship.
Speaker 3: Bullship bottoms here to save the world. Ye screwed without us?
Speaker 1: Justin justice, just in the bottom, justice the bottom.
Speaker 3: Pardon the pun, but we get ship done.
Speaker 1: Nice. That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and
Speaker 1: is it just you? Yeah, you can be one of
Speaker 1: our very final callers on the show with your is
Speaker 1: just you?
Speaker 3: How many totally tope bags do you have left?
Speaker 1: Price Keep? Jenna?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I haven't checked. Maybe like six, five?
Speaker 3: Okay, that'll cover, we'll cover us. Yeah, that's enough.
Speaker 1: Has Jennet told you about and we are like to
Speaker 1: w as Price Keeper down? I apologies told you about.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if we allowed to talk about it.
Speaker 1: What the umbrellas? What do you mean she told me?
Speaker 1: I fucking ordered them? Nobe how she told you the issue?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 1: What's the issue? They're huge?
Speaker 3: Shit, I can't send them.
Speaker 2: On the podcast a while ago talking about umbrellas and
Speaker 2: we were joking, we'll make you accustomed to umbrella and
Speaker 2: I was like, fuck it, we'll do it.
Speaker 3: And so we got like five, No, we got.
Speaker 4: A lot more than that. And they came in that
Speaker 4: biggest boxes I've ever seen, Mitchell.
Speaker 1: They're like a meter at all about this time we
Speaker 1: want yeay, Jenna's going to go find one and well
Speaker 1: we'll chat to a listener in the meantime. They're huge.
Speaker 1: This is because of the caller Emmy and.
Speaker 2: So price keeper Jenna gives a prize to anyone that
Speaker 2: comes on the podcast for this. It's either a totally
Speaker 2: tape bag. I thought it would be umbrellas as well,
Speaker 2: but can she literally not send them?
Speaker 1: No, they're too big, although they get sent to it.
Speaker 1: The other day, I'm prepping for my radio show. I'm
Speaker 1: about to go on. He Mitch, what am I to
Speaker 1: do with this? And holds an umbrella out and it's
Speaker 1: about a meter and we everyone in the office kind
Speaker 1: of got involved. She can just buy one of those, Well,
Speaker 1: we can buy it. I'm a kidiot like one.
Speaker 3: Of those posters.
Speaker 1: Yes correct, yeah, correct, And she can do ship it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: But she why are we so good at problem solving
Speaker 3: compared to her?
Speaker 1: I said to her department. She goes, where do I
Speaker 1: even get those? For fuck sake? And I said, we'll
Speaker 1: give you the card details, just order a bunch. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm busy, That's what she said. What Yeah, So anyway,
Speaker 1: that is Jennings issue. I know, God, And she's gone
Speaker 1: down to get the umbrellas. Should we get our caller.
Speaker 1: I just don't want her to interrupt the caller. No,
Speaker 1: you're right, you're right. I agree. Who are we calling?
Speaker 1: By the way, it's Claudia. Lord's where she's calling from.
Speaker 1: Probably Brisbane. Tarn eat in Victoria tar e what haitan eat.
Speaker 3: It's like me when I had fucking cranes ate that.
Speaker 1: If your name is Tan, your mum would Satan.
Speaker 2: Eight.
Speaker 1: She's emerging high, ten of them. Ten get to the microphone.
Speaker 1: They're big, admitsied. Okay, it's not like a beach umbrella.
Speaker 1: It's not that. It's probably a meter and a half flong.
Speaker 2: That's not a meter and a half. That's that's over
Speaker 2: a meter, but it's definitely not a whole half.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a meter and a quarter.
Speaker 3: Oh so this is sturdy.
Speaker 1: I've actually seen this.
Speaker 5: It's ten under my desk, and I can't sit at
Speaker 5: my desk anymore because it's fine.
Speaker 1: This is good quality. It is right. So it's it's
Speaker 1: a blue expense. It's a blue and white gym limited
Speaker 1: edition umbrella, and it's in our final ten episodes.
Speaker 3: Don't have those fucking cylinder things. You can then post
Speaker 3: not this big. Oh, surely there'd be some that big
Speaker 3: when I can, because I looked.
Speaker 4: And they only come to like to there, that's very
Speaker 4: quarters of it.
Speaker 2: Alright, I'll find the specs of the umbrellas from where
Speaker 2: I ordered, and then I'll find a fucking tube.
Speaker 3: It'll fit, I'll thought it. Okay, come on, I love
Speaker 3: no argument.
Speaker 1: Thank thank you. I'm calling Claudia.
Speaker 3: Okay, please do.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's an easy problem to solve to.
Speaker 4: It's causingly stress.
Speaker 1: Hello, Laudia's and Jenna.
Speaker 3: Underwater or something?
Speaker 1: No, sorry, hold on, if you're on speaker phone, can
Speaker 1: you turn it off?
Speaker 6: I'm on the phone. I took my.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's better, hand phone to your head.
Speaker 6: Oh this is so exciting.
Speaker 1: How long have you listened to us, Cordia?
Speaker 6: Probably a year after you started. I finally caught on,
Speaker 6: and then I went back in and listened to everything
Speaker 6: I missed, and oh that's amazing. Honestly, once you guys
Speaker 6: are gone, I'm just going to have to start from
Speaker 6: the start again.
Speaker 1: Saying that I could never do that with a podcast
Speaker 1: I listened to.
Speaker 2: No, that's like a massive compliment because I would have
Speaker 2: to really fucking love a podcast to do that.
Speaker 1: To go back and listen like I do.
Speaker 6: I've said it in the comments on your Facebook page,
Speaker 6: like I look so forward to it every every week,
Speaker 6: even when you take like your last break you took.
Speaker 6: I told my husband like how much I missed you?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 6: I don't even know in real life.
Speaker 2: I hate fucking people's routines if they're so used to
Speaker 2: every Monday Wednesday and being like, oh what bloody hell
Speaker 2: now what?
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry? Yeah, I feel bad.
Speaker 6: I know you guys did it for like five years
Speaker 6: for free, Like, well more can we ask for?
Speaker 1: We did make a lot of billions in that five years,
Speaker 1: so that's just that's kind of gone to ask cordiat.
Speaker 1: You are in where you're Victoria Regional?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Where be oh where?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: I love a fuck? Are both of those places?
Speaker 4: Isn't there like a wildlife animals thing there?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: Where Bazoo the Safari Safari to a.
Speaker 4: Think that's cool.
Speaker 1: I believe you've got any and Bradley's going to count
Speaker 1: you and then you hit us with you your thoughts. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thank you? Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Does it infuriate you when you're in a car park
Speaker 6: and the person in front of you that's reverse parking?
Speaker 3: Ah, right, as opposed to what like going no in
Speaker 3: firse all right, all right, I.
Speaker 1: Have never thought that to be easier.
Speaker 2: No mean no, it was in reversing in, I think
Speaker 2: it's easier like fuck, done a cherry, Claudia, Then I've
Speaker 2: done a cheery like Claudia says, prefer to nose in
Speaker 2: and then reverse out like a normal person.
Speaker 1: No reverse in, because then you just drive out. It's easier.
Speaker 3: But then I find the reversing into the spot half.
Speaker 6: Exactly like people say the saving time when they have
Speaker 6: to leave, but you're using that time to reverse in anyway,
Speaker 6: So what's like it's the same thing, except you're going
Speaker 6: along and then suddenly you're start there for five minutes
Speaker 6: while they're slowly back into the spot.
Speaker 2: And because when you reverse out, you've got all this
Speaker 2: space either side of you, right, but when you reverse
Speaker 2: in you've got to be real precise because you might
Speaker 2: clip some bastard.
Speaker 1: Well you know what annoys me when I do a
Speaker 1: grocery shop, which is very rare these days, and I
Speaker 1: reverse into a parking spot and it's up against a
Speaker 1: brick like you know wall, and then you try to
Speaker 1: put your groceries in and you can't open your fucking
Speaker 1: boot or you can't get the trolley around. So nosing
Speaker 1: it in sometimes is the best way.
Speaker 3: To go, always the best way to guard.
Speaker 1: What about parallel parking Cordia, does that kind of paralyze
Speaker 1: you Freezier?
Speaker 6: No, because like that's necessary, But when you're like in
Speaker 6: a busy parking lot, just knows it in like what
Speaker 6: time are you saving? But I spoke to my friend
Speaker 6: and fellow idiots. I got it onto the podcast my
Speaker 6: friend Linda, and she insisted that no, it's safer, it's safer,
Speaker 6: and I get it, but it still pisses me.
Speaker 1: I have it's safer.
Speaker 6: She says that when she reverses into the spot, when
Speaker 6: she goes out nose first, she can see everything, So
Speaker 6: she says, I'm not going to knock someone over.
Speaker 2: What does she just have blackened out rear windows little
Speaker 2: see where you're going. If you reverse out, you can
Speaker 2: just get more precise aim if you're nosing in because
Speaker 2: you can see where your bloody going.
Speaker 1: You know what I did my driving test. I remember
Speaker 1: I was terrified because I had the dragon lady and
Speaker 1: she said, on the test, you'll either be asked to
Speaker 1: do a three point turn or a reverse parallel park.
Speaker 1: Are you scared of the reverse parallel?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, I love a reverse parallel I've got a down part.
Speaker 1: I'm quite excellent at them. Have to say you line
Speaker 1: up your mirror and then it's from there. It's easiest piss.
Speaker 1: Did you see Rapaul posted on TikTok. Now he's teaching
Speaker 1: kids how to reverse parallel park. I've got all these
Speaker 1: twinks following me. I'm going to teach them some good.
Speaker 1: So he's teaching people how to like sell holes in
Speaker 1: their jackets, how to reverse parallel park, how to change
Speaker 1: a tire?
Speaker 3: No, yea your guy? Yeah, I agree, it's something necessary
Speaker 3: that everyone should know.
Speaker 1: You and RuPaul, I've always thought of you two of
Speaker 1: the great bottoms. Saudia.
Speaker 3: Can you change your tire down then a tie a tire? Yes?
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: My dad kind of forced us to learn. All those
Speaker 6: things were annoying at the time.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad I have a dad thing beneficial, very benefits.
Speaker 1: Have ever even asked, do you know how teachery? No, far,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to change a tire, but I
Speaker 1: pay for an RMA.
Speaker 3: I didn't have time for that.
Speaker 1: If they do take a while, don't they anyway, Claudia,
Speaker 1: I am on your side.
Speaker 6: Thank you everyone. I say it to you like I
Speaker 6: really had to explain to me why it's necessary. But
Speaker 6: I don't think it is. I've been driving for over
Speaker 6: twenty years and I've never like knocked someone over backing
Speaker 6: out of a party clean.
Speaker 1: I've done a few chimes, but you know, to keep
Speaker 1: driving you never know the results. Thank you message Price
Speaker 1: Keeper and you'll get something. Yes.
Speaker 6: Oh well, thank you so much for all these wonderful
Speaker 6: episodes and all the best of the future amazing podcast. Seriously, guys,
Speaker 6: I don't think how you know how much it means
Speaker 6: to so many of us. So thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Thanks, thank you so much. That means a lot.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 6: I really love talking to you. Just highlight. I think
Speaker 6: it's a highlight of my whole.
Speaker 1: Year, to be honest, Price, Sorry, I'm being too generous.
Speaker 6: Love your clud Love you guys, Thank you so much
Speaker 6: for calling.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I loved her. God I love hearing from
Speaker 1: them too.
Speaker 3: Damn it is it going to be a sub story
Speaker 3: every week?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't mind. We're not we're not dying. We're
Speaker 1: going to be around that.
Speaker 3: You can consume in many other ways, all sick. But
Speaker 3: when the headphone's broken or it's my microphone broken, now
Speaker 3: we can hear. We're good, okay, all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: couldn't hear a thing.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you weren't on this whole show. I'm like,
Speaker 2: that doesn't matter, that would fuck me right, I'm where.
Speaker 4: That's why I tell you when you didn't record my
Speaker 4: mic that time.
Speaker 1: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't happen. I don't know how it happened.
Speaker 1: It's possible in that studio, because it's one that's not possible.
Speaker 2: It was actually quite miraculous. It wasn't your error. It
Speaker 2: was a studio fault. But Jenna's mike just wasn't recording
Speaker 2: the whole time, and so we had to record a
Speaker 2: message at the start of the episode, didn't We been
Speaker 2: like it was there. You'll hear her in the background,
Speaker 2: but I've had to cut every time she spoke. You
Speaker 2: can hear the echo of her laughing.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Yeah, and it only shaved about
Speaker 1: thirty seconds off the episode before we end. Lifelin have
Speaker 1: asked us for you to make a statement in regarding
Speaker 1: the nap Penfold episode Fuck.
Speaker 2: I forgot to say price keep it dinner now clear
Speaker 2: the air because people are very mad at that penfold.
Speaker 2: She's getting death threats. She's a very busy woman. She
Speaker 2: wakes up at three am.
Speaker 1: Al idiots love you prize keeper Jenna so much that
Speaker 1: they have tried to tackle Matt down in the street.
Speaker 1: Can you please address the press.
Speaker 4: You know what, It's fine, Nat and I are a
Speaker 4: good you know this is the problem.
Speaker 3: It's no bad to the bit too much like you
Speaker 3: and everyone thinks it's real. Yeah, I don't hate Oscar.
Speaker 3: I'll finally, I'll admit it. We've had sex. That's why
Speaker 3: there's tension.
Speaker 4: We'll finally a minute, no no, no.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that was the mid delay, the morning sex she
Speaker 2: was talking about in the hole.
Speaker 1: It was Jenna's prize keeper, Jenna's price keeping hole.
Speaker 2: There you go, there's no beef. They were both like
Speaker 2: laughing at each other's dabs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the whole time. It's all in good fun.
Speaker 4: It's all in good fun.
Speaker 1: Thank you for sticking up for our Jenne. It's very sweet.
Speaker 1: I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Before we go, don't forget if you like Claudia,
Speaker 2: I would like to come on the podcast with and
Speaker 2: is it just me of your own? You can DM
Speaker 2: a couple of minut or whatever pops to your mind,
Speaker 2: texted to what's on this number?
Speaker 1: A far two to nine a Tues zero two to nine.
Speaker 1: I had Oscar singing like that when we did it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you founded just like that in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: You sure, how many more times you have in here?
Speaker 1: How many more rounds? He went two? So we did
Speaker 1: it two hundred and two times. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: Smiled that you did it two hundred and two times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, should we go? Yeah, let's do it. Thank you
Speaker 1: so listening idiots five star review. May as well if
Speaker 1: you've never done one of these five years of listening
Speaker 1: to us, we fucking deserve it.
Speaker 2: You may.
Speaker 1: And we'll see you in a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Yep, talk to your say bye bye bah.
Speaker 4: Thank Is it just free?
Speaker 1: Buy a couple of images. Make sure you get to
Speaker 1: followed on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.
Speaker 2: We pretend the show's done, but then we keep talking. Shit,
Speaker 2: nothing's planned. It's people with a day day having a
Speaker 2: day brief.
Speaker 1: That's how it works. Now, I don't want to bring
Speaker 1: up your nail polish earlier. But I did assumance for
Speaker 1: the Wicked premiere.
Speaker 2: Yes, Like I said, it was a test run because
Speaker 2: I wanted to, because the theme is pink goes Good
Speaker 2: with Green. So I've got mostly green nails and then
Speaker 2: a couple of pink ones.
Speaker 1: Theme. Yeah, I thought the theme was cocktail.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think it said somewhere on the invice
Speaker 3: pink goes Good with green.
Speaker 1: Because I'm are you it at the State THEE? Is
Speaker 1: it where you're going? Yeah? Yeah, it's the Wicked movie premiere.
Speaker 1: We should clarify. Yeah, sorry, Alphabe and now alphabet Glenn Dock.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I got a different one. I was actually
Speaker 2: in a fucking chemists warehouse and I saw OPI doing
Speaker 2: a Wicked collab.
Speaker 3: So I was like, well, a shade of green ie
Speaker 3: because it's assuming, as you said.
Speaker 6: What was it?
Speaker 1: Baby shit? Pooh? Yes? Not no, it's not nice.
Speaker 2: No. Can I show you the dumbest fucking thing I
Speaker 2: saw the other day? So I follow Maggie's Rescue that's
Speaker 2: like the Shelter Adopted Isabella from.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I follow them on Instagram and every so often they'll
Speaker 2: put up I guess an ad for any cats or
Speaker 2: dogs that they've got up for grabs, and they put
Speaker 2: up a gorgeous little kitten. But I don't know what
Speaker 2: kind of cruel fuck decides to name a cat this
Speaker 2: and then abandoned it like it's not a very appealing name. Ready,
Speaker 2: I'm going to show you the Instagram post.
Speaker 4: That's where my cat were.
Speaker 3: Knife Fight. Adopt knife Fight, I want knife Fight.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think you could hyphenate names like that.
Speaker 2: But surely the shelter would be like, fucking it's a
Speaker 2: black cat, facatas that's already we struggled with superstition. They
Speaker 2: told me that that people they struggle to get rid
Speaker 2: of Isabella because people are superstitious about black cats.
Speaker 1: Let alone. One called knife Fight the.
Speaker 3: Knife they referred to it. It says meet now, handsome
Speaker 3: boy knife Fight or knife as we like to call him.
Speaker 1: They are not much better.
Speaker 5: But why don't they just go with knifey. It doesn't
Speaker 5: have a birth certificate with knife Fight on.
Speaker 1: He misses his gorgeous sister Molotov cocktail. He was adopted
Speaker 1: earlier in the week.
Speaker 3: I my rename Isabella unprovoked terror attack.
Speaker 1: That's fantastic for sure. Of course you can rename Connie
Speaker 1: chemical warfare. That's quite kill me, Kim, that's cute.
Speaker 3: It's go it on Instagram, clog, keep scrolling like I
Speaker 3: was doing in the bathrooms when I had crying.
Speaker 1: At the course many times a day after that. Why
Speaker 1: are they keeping these names?
Speaker 2: Pretzel, that's cute, that's in the parsley. These are all
Speaker 2: relatively normal compared to fucking knife fight. Yeah, tricks, tricks,
Speaker 2: clear light, Yeah.
Speaker 1: These are all normal.
Speaker 4: I prefer knife fight. Person.
Speaker 3: You would would Connie welcome a second cat into the home?
Speaker 3: Prize keeper, I don't care.
Speaker 4: I'm getting knife fight.
Speaker 3: Well, I feel they might struggle to find a home
Speaker 3: for knife fight.
Speaker 1: They should just rename it. Even knife is better than
Speaker 1: knife fight.
Speaker 2: But I don't understand, like, did someone surrender the cat
Speaker 2: and say it's name's knife fight and I prefer you
Speaker 2: to honor.
Speaker 3: That, or did the fucking shelter call it knife fight.
Speaker 1: It's a good question.
Speaker 4: Because usually the shelter names.
Speaker 5: Because conn Connie, Isabella came with Isabella, yeah, and Connie
Speaker 5: came with Connie.
Speaker 4: You know, children were named Bonnie, Ronnie and Donnie.
Speaker 1: Oh, forgot this frist Jenna were they in bread. I've
Speaker 1: seen that cat. The way it behaves, you'd think it is.
Speaker 1: What does the caption say? Is that like, oh, known
Speaker 1: for his sharp claws and you know, brutal attack. Don't
Speaker 1: let his tough name for you. Though he might have
Speaker 1: been named for his intense play style. Nifee is actually
Speaker 1: super gentle at hearts right. Something maued his siblings to death?
Speaker 1: Is that what I'm hearing?
Speaker 2: He absolutely loves human companionship and it's always up for
Speaker 2: one on one playtime. Blah blah blah, especially when there's
Speaker 2: a dangling string toy involved.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or a knife. What's this fucking thing capable of?
Speaker 1: Fuck? All right now, Mitchell, you know how I love technology.
Speaker 3: You won't listen fuck anyway I did, But I feel.
Speaker 1: Like expressed knife fight. There's a new update on the
Speaker 1: iPhone that you will love. It's actually sad that it's
Speaker 1: happening now because we're at the end of this podcast,
Speaker 1: but you know we're not. But we're closed. This feature
Speaker 1: would have really what is it? If your ass? Many times? Ready?
Speaker 2: So call me okay, Mitchell Cherry, Yeah, I'm familiar in
Speaker 2: case you wonder. Here we go, Okay calling Look at
Speaker 2: this a new I kind of appears at the top left.
Speaker 1: I answer it. Put your phone on speakerphone. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: press this button and look what happens.
Speaker 4: This call will be recorded.
Speaker 1: Oh, the whole thing is now recorded. This whole phone
Speaker 1: call call is recorded. So where does it go after that?
Speaker 1: You say, Mitchell, bye bye? We hang up. It gets
Speaker 1: safe to notes and AI automatically gives you a transcript
Speaker 1: like it's subtitles on a play.
Speaker 4: So it doesn't record the it does.
Speaker 1: Oh the whole thing is.
Speaker 3: And where does it go after that?
Speaker 1: You Mitchell, why You've got an important meeting with a
Speaker 1: boss and you want You're kind of person that gets flustered.
Speaker 3: It'd be much better if it didn't lag. Your call
Speaker 3: is being recorded.
Speaker 1: No, no, I know. That's how you get receipts.
Speaker 2: Imagine if they told you on every app your messages
Speaker 2: have been screenshotted and sent to the girly s group chat.
Speaker 1: I know, but I think because of I think legally
Speaker 1: you can't record someone's voice about consent legally, I know.
Speaker 1: I just think. I just think it's very handy.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it might come in handy one day. But
Speaker 3: I've been fine without that feature of my whole life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably fine. It's more so if you want to
Speaker 1: record a phone call with me or I if we
Speaker 1: want to do an podcast episode, there was purely a
Speaker 1: phone call conversation. Technically we could have a full one
Speaker 1: hour chat on the phone and then record it and
Speaker 1: post it. Is that not insane?
Speaker 2: At that time as like an experiment, we were saying
Speaker 2: that we should do a whole podcast episode that's just
Speaker 2: voice messages back and forth. Yeah, and then we screen
Speaker 2: record us playing each voice message that. I'm glad we
Speaker 2: never did that and that's not going on the bloody
Speaker 2: buck left. I don't think it would be enjoyable because
Speaker 2: the pausing and that happened it had custody interrupted.
Speaker 1: True, which we all know who the culprit is. There
Speaker 1: price ja yea mother of knife attack? Yes, do you
Speaker 1: remember attack? I fight fight? Sorry knife attack.
Speaker 2: It's because that's just one side and only one person
Speaker 2: has a knife, but a knife in the game.
Speaker 1: What is a knife fight like.
Speaker 3: Knights and whatnot?
Speaker 1: But that's a sword fighter is like what the British
Speaker 1: boys do. Ship that happened to prison or like a
Speaker 1: shanking situation. I hate nives, I hate the idea of
Speaker 1: being stabbed. I think it's awful.
Speaker 2: Yah.
Speaker 4: Would you rather be stabbed or shot?
Speaker 1: Shot?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, I think stabs easier to heal. I think a
Speaker 1: shot a shot that kind of explodes in you. Depends
Speaker 1: where you're stabbed or shot. I think I'd rather be stabbed.
Speaker 4: I think because the adrenaline as well. You wouldn't feel it.
Speaker 1: Is it true?
Speaker 3: But like if you've been stabbed, it depends about leaving
Speaker 3: the knife in. No, just horrible, Just like a gash.
Speaker 1: If you're meant to leave it in, Hey, you're meant
Speaker 1: to leave it in if it goes in.
Speaker 3: That's what I mean. But imagine trying to manove yourself
Speaker 3: in an ambulance with a fucking knife in your back.
Speaker 1: Imagine. I think if you're going to kill someone, you
Speaker 1: don't go for the bag. It's a lot of sine
Speaker 1: you go for there.
Speaker 3: But maybe you're trying to teach them a lesson, You're
Speaker 3: not trying to kill them.
Speaker 2: Dina, you got, idiot, and everyone knows that you forgot.
Speaker 1: Sorry, thank you, thank you. You go for the neck creep,
Speaker 1: the jugular terrific.
Speaker 2: We hope this podcast two percent better today. That's all
Speaker 2: just two percent, so we do. We'll catch you back
Speaker 2: on Wednesday.
Speaker 1: But my violin recitement, I can't wait. Final ten have begun.
Speaker 1: The podcast is almost over. Oh yeah, not yet, all right,
Speaker 1: see soon, talk to you in a couple of days.
Speaker 3: By bye bye.
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