WEBVTT - #245: Knife Fight

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just really posted a couple of mitches. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>delace yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Please.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in bed with a cup of bloody hall Licks

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<v Speaker 1>by age tall licks and push you to slip. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a milk drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like the slur I've heard that whole licks.

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<v Speaker 1>And Mitchell coos, hello you Hello, how are you? Mitchell?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I've been better.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you sent us a text saying I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be late. I'll explain on the show. And then you

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<v Speaker 1>walk in looking like a disheveled mess. I'm so sorry

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<v Speaker 1>to say. And you wanted to explain what's happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's actually what my is. It just me is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be explaining the drama. That's not why I

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<v Speaker 2>look like a disheveled myth. Right, I've just been crook

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<v Speaker 2>all a week and I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Joking, by the way, lovely, Yeah, I feel I feel

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<v Speaker 1>every November I get sick. I think it's just exhaustion

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<v Speaker 1>from the year, and you can see the at the

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<v Speaker 1>end of the tunnel, so your body just gives in

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<v Speaker 1>on itself.

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<v Speaker 2>It's literally at the point where I've gotten a few

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<v Speaker 2>dms from very kind hard to people saying why actual

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<v Speaker 2>you posting anything on social media? And I'm like, because

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<v Speaker 2>I can pull it together for the podcast, but the

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<v Speaker 2>last week I've just been moping.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel awful. Yeah. Wait, so people notice that you

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<v Speaker 1>don't post? Oh no one does know for me, no

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<v Speaker 1>one ever asked me why I don't post? Not about you. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not about You're right, So what you get people

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<v Speaker 1>saying where are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I have this week?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's not a good thing to doctor Google some

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<v Speaker 2>of the symptoms because according to doctor Google, I either

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<v Speaker 2>have pneumonia or a collapsed lung. Uh huh, so may

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<v Speaker 2>not make it through the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>When you walked in here, I did think, oh, he

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<v Speaker 1>looks his left side looks clashed. I think it could

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<v Speaker 1>be it. Doctor Google is the worst I made the

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<v Speaker 1>mistake of even worse. And I do not recommend this

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<v Speaker 1>to anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor aih so bad like chat GPT symptoms.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I sent them a screenshot of my blood

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<v Speaker 1>test results. Couldulate numbers and glubins and high pose and

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<v Speaker 1>my pose and all these things I don't understand. So

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<v Speaker 1>I sent a screenshot and I'm like, can you please

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<v Speaker 1>interpret this? For me, and they did, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>well this, well this in consideration with this is the

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<v Speaker 1>beginning of many forms of cancer. I'm like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>so I freaked myself out, So do not do that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's scary.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know what fucked me off about the doctor googling?

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<v Speaker 2>I did because I've got like this really persistent chesty cough.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to call a spider spade flem lots of

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<v Speaker 2>flame going on in my fucking world at the moment,

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<v Speaker 2>and it basically just said, yeah, go see your GP.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it just me on the fly? Why is that impossible?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's so hard.

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to book my usual doctor, Madeline. The next

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<v Speaker 2>available appointment is in two saturdays time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I could be dead by then, you clude, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>given the collapse exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, do you have a log like your GP that

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<v Speaker 2>you go to all the time. Yeah, she's my go to.

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<v Speaker 2>But even outside of that, I checked that same clinic.

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<v Speaker 2>None of them had any appointments anytime soon, all the

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<v Speaker 2>ones around, and I'm like, God, it's at a point

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<v Speaker 2>where it won't go away, whatever this thing is that

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<v Speaker 2>I've got, and I want to go to a GP, but.

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<v Speaker 1>None of them are available.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go to one of those bloody walking

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<v Speaker 2>clinics and just schlep it there for fucking four hour,

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<v Speaker 2>hoping to get traded.

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<v Speaker 1>A medical center. Nothing more frightening than the whales of

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<v Speaker 1>a medical center. People just ah comeaning and crowing in

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<v Speaker 1>the holes. And I just wanted to go there to

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<v Speaker 1>get Panadaine fought and everyone is screaming and crying. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you go to my GP. I can give you my GP.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very good. Is he booked down? No, I can

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<v Speaker 1>get him with like a week's notice. A week now.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm thick, now, mature.

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<v Speaker 1>You never's gone of the days of the nineties where

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<v Speaker 1>you could just walk up to your doctor's office and

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<v Speaker 1>get in the point for the next day. Everyone's sick.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all sick. Producer, what is your name?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, price Keeper?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what? I just forget who what you're talking am?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I know who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>It's our third wheel, prize Keeper Jenner. It's been that

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<v Speaker 2>way for approximately four years. But it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>I have you know, I've got so many different character

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<v Speaker 1>you know the other day on the show, I called

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<v Speaker 1>producer Grace on my radio show, Prize Keeper Jenna live.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd even look the same to you. I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got producer Grace, prize keeper Jenna, producer Isabel. It's

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<v Speaker 2>too many peas just call them by their name.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but I can't just call Jenna Jenna. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's established this long running bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think we did call it Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>We do it one, did we?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, let's try that for the rest of this episode.

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<v Speaker 1>It can't just be Jenner.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always her full title. Yeah, prize keeper Jenna.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, prize keeper, her.

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<v Speaker 4>Majesty a little bit different.

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<v Speaker 1>But why are you strass? So that's your gym. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going to tell me later?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, there was a drama. That's why I was running

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<v Speaker 3>late today.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going to tell us now?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, let's just say my Is it just me? If

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<v Speaker 3>I had to do a hook, yeah, it would be that.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel you're going to be very proud of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not you, but someone out there listening will be

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<v Speaker 2>proud of me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you may direct eye contact with men, said you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm assuming I thought it was me.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I thought about it and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe not you. Actually you might not give a fuck

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<v Speaker 2>o care. I can about your life.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well we'll see. Why don't you kick things up?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've got any gym. We both do. Actually, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how we start every episode. We have something we noticed,

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<v Speaker 1>something we hate or appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know Mitch's, and then prize keeper Jenna is

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<v Speaker 1>just there.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just nice.

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<v Speaker 1>You use the full title. Y, Why don't you call

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<v Speaker 1>me Mitchell, that's my full name.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, because Mitchell Kumbs is Mitchell. You'r minch sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Price Peper generally pretty good at saying cherry and combs

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<v Speaker 2>so that there's no confusion for the listener.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you are very good at that too. Our guests

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<v Speaker 1>are famously terrible. They're both just oh there's that collapse

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<v Speaker 1>on hung Yeah, the other one just collapsed. I got

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<v Speaker 1>my blood taken today and look can you see? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I hate getting my blood taken, but because

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<v Speaker 1>it just stings, I have.

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<v Speaker 4>A fear of it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>There was a point in time when I had really

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<v Speaker 2>bad cryings as ease in the thick of the worst

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<v Speaker 2>of it, where I was getting daily blood tests. So

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fine, Oh my god, I'm fine now. And you

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<v Speaker 2>just jabbed me and I don't even flinch.

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<v Speaker 1>How did you get? How long were you in that

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<v Speaker 1>like hellscape?

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<v Speaker 3>For I can't remember, which is weird because generally I

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<v Speaker 3>have a good memory.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder if on some level I've blocked it out.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like months, Oh yeah, I had like two

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<v Speaker 2>terms off school. It was fantastic, really And what you

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<v Speaker 2>were tired? Lethargic liquids?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was it, liquid seals.

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<v Speaker 2>And my parents thought that I just had like an

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<v Speaker 2>eating disorder because I just lost my appetite all of

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<v Speaker 2>a sudden, and I was a pig, so like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is out of character, and if I did eat something,

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<v Speaker 2>it would just go right through my instant diary. And

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<v Speaker 2>so one time they were like at the kitchen table,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, right, Mitchell, we've noticed you're eating, so you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to sit here and finish that spaghetti bolgonnaise, finish

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<v Speaker 2>it before our eyes, and you're not leaving until it's

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<v Speaker 2>completely done.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was crooked as a dog and they were like, shit,

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<v Speaker 1>we shouldn't have done that. We got to look into this.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there was months where there was no diagnosis.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and you would have been in Bogan Gate and

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get it like a gastroineurologist. I'm sure who

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<v Speaker 1>would endo chronologists? Yeah, got a bloody orange for that.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I can't remember what I was doing recently, but

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<v Speaker 2>I tried to fill out. I think one of my

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<v Speaker 2>doctors told me, oh, because you've got crones, is easier

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<v Speaker 2>and entitled to a discount on a certain medication.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember which one was. But they wouldn't believe

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<v Speaker 3>me when I said I had crimes. They were like,

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<v Speaker 3>prove it. I was like, you're right, I'd never just

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<v Speaker 3>got a certificate that says I had it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you also could get rebates, and you could

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<v Speaker 1>even probably get a disability parking permit.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't push it that farsion. I've been in remission

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<v Speaker 2>for like eight or nine years, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if i'd push that.

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<v Speaker 1>They caught remission. Well, been fine for ages remission, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Could come back. You never know that parking spot, you

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<v Speaker 4>never know, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>In America, the disabled toilets, a lot of them have lots,

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<v Speaker 1>so them me and you get given a key or

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<v Speaker 1>a pass in America if you like have crones, or

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<v Speaker 1>if you need to use a disabled like bathroom it's

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<v Speaker 1>a universal key, but in Australia they're just anyone can

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<v Speaker 1>walk in.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they gave me the Crones Collidis Foundation. They gave

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<v Speaker 2>me a pooh pass it. Literally it was just a

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<v Speaker 2>car that said can't wait. And then there's a little

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<v Speaker 2>fine print that says I have Crones disease. I'm paraphrasing,

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<v Speaker 2>but it said I might ship my guts right here

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<v Speaker 2>right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I would have said that.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically, if you're in a pinch and you need a tot,

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<v Speaker 2>surely any business would have a heart and be like, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>go at the back use of staff tool.

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<v Speaker 3>I never had to use it.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have it on here?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually I probably do in my old wallet at home.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't wait, car, you're going to ship my decks? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you'd have to be really desperate.

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<v Speaker 2>And also what a dog of a person would say, No,

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred not legally binding this card?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, but I feel like some people would be

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<v Speaker 4>like I have to ask the manager.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, some young child, Yeah exactly. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>happened to me the other day. This is mortifying. I

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<v Speaker 1>am getting a lot of undergoing a lot of tests

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment. I think I've got some sort of

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<v Speaker 1>autoimmune disease. Who knows, I don't know where I'm at

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<v Speaker 1>with me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to take the thunder off my fucking collapsed lung. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not, I'm not, but you know, take beds, so

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<v Speaker 2>who's going to die for? Don't take bets.

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<v Speaker 3>I've already said that I might not last the episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I'll last the episodes.

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<v Speaker 4>Collapse lungs.

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<v Speaker 1>I was born with a collapse lung.

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<v Speaker 4>But he hasn't there.

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<v Speaker 3>I already have one one an't me No, and my

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<v Speaker 3>GP already he's like diary.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no pity for your crones. I spoke about

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<v Speaker 1>your crones and asked leading questions because I was very

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<v Speaker 1>interesting and I was heartbroken to hear about remission and no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know, but like to think that you're

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<v Speaker 1>in remission means it could just a period any time

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<v Speaker 1>one liquid shit could lead to months of pain. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing. I can't good good. I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>know that's genuine.

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<v Speaker 2>It just so happens that a crone's friendly diet, like

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<v Speaker 2>a diet that would be intended not to set off

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<v Speaker 2>any relapse, is also quite bottom friendly.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, it works, it says so mine. My doctor

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<v Speaker 1>was like, we need you, Mitch to do a twenty

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<v Speaker 1>four hour urine test.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, and she goes you piss

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<v Speaker 3>the whole time constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>Go to work. No, No, they gave you like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a big AM, like a two liter big am,

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<v Speaker 1>or like a like a chopcking and oak milk and

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<v Speaker 1>they give it to you with a funnel. So she says,

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<v Speaker 1>every WII from when you wake up one morning to

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<v Speaker 1>when you wake up the next morning has to be

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<v Speaker 1>collected every drop.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't tell me you have to bring the pissed carton

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<v Speaker 3>to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm like, I don't want to bring it into

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<v Speaker 1>the office, so I waited for the weekend. Anyway, Steven's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to go shopping? Like get out. I'm like cool.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, you're gonna have to bring the piss

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<v Speaker 1>juke to Westfield, oh Haddington fancy shops.

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<v Speaker 2>And we were walking and I'm not actually a cardboard

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<v Speaker 2>car and that I'm picturing run No, it's a big

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<v Speaker 2>milk jug orange juice.

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<v Speaker 3>I was picturing, you said, big gam and I'm thinking

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<v Speaker 3>the cardboard thing. I'm like that could leak.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not, No, it's not, but it is just

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<v Speaker 1>like an orange juice jug. AnyWho. We I'm looking to

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<v Speaker 1>buy a house, so I'm like, oh, we're walking down

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<v Speaker 1>the back streets of Paddington. So I'm like, well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go through the suburban streets. So we're walking and then

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<v Speaker 1>it really hit me I needed to week and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, oh shit, God, I've got to go. And

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<v Speaker 1>the wee jug was in the boot of a car

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<v Speaker 1>like five kilometers away, and he's like, well, I've got

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<v Speaker 1>this water bottle and then you decant it into the jug. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you do a transfer.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope he's not planning to use that bottle again,

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<v Speaker 2>so he goes, well, you need to find someone not

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<v Speaker 2>using the bottle again.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a mount frank. So I finished it and

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<v Speaker 1>then I was looking for the bushes. But then like

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<v Speaker 1>this rich Paddington family to walk by with it, so

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<v Speaker 1>I had to turn away. Then another family walked by.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like shit, but wait, how would the doctors have

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<v Speaker 2>known if you'd missed one piss in the day. Well

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<v Speaker 2>they wouldn't, but I guess his piss could hold the

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<v Speaker 2>key to while you're like, shit, So I need this

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<v Speaker 2>p to be collected.

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<v Speaker 1>So I pissed the bottle in the street photo at

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit yellow, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's too many vitamins, mate, And yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a lot of and frothy, which I think is

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<v Speaker 1>not a good sign.

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<v Speaker 3>That is okay? I feel ill?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you get back to your ridge and plenty th?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel yeah, you haven't need of meat? Shall I

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<v Speaker 1>do you mind? Shall I jump in?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You go, Bradley, count me in?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>The QR code menus need to go?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Why okay, let me tell you why. I think they're disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>Disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>They are useless. There is no magic in a QR

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<v Speaker 1>code menu. I want to sit there and guess I

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<v Speaker 1>want to sit like this, legs crossed like that, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to have a little glass of water alright,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to hold the menu like this in

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<v Speaker 1>my lap, like I'm a Parisian actress sitting in the

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<v Speaker 1>streets reading my menu, going oh the oh, turn the page.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh and the dessert menu. Oh they've got so you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be a hoity toity fancy diner. I get it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>But if I want to go to if a portho,

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<v Speaker 1>do a QR code. Cool, I'm getting chicken strips and

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<v Speaker 1>that's it, and prey go sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just thinking, like a beer garden, a pub. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to wander all the fuck away back in

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<v Speaker 2>to order retreat, so you can just get one to

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<v Speaker 2>the table.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>If we're talking convenience, you know you've got me. If

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<v Speaker 1>i've got a walk far, yeah, I'll do a QR code.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm talking restaurants, not pubs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>See, I don't really frequent fancy restaurants, so yeah, not

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<v Speaker 2>even fancy. I would have assumed that there'd be weight

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<v Speaker 2>staff involved. You'd just like to be so true, you'd

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<v Speaker 2>like to have some sort of When I was in.

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<v Speaker 5>Melbourne, Ry, i went to a Japanese restaurant and they

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<v Speaker 5>had waiters around, and they came to me and was like,

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<v Speaker 5>you can order and view the menu the QR coat.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what the fuck are you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>Ah?

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<v Speaker 1>They were doubling up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, there were like ten of them just standing around

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<v Speaker 5>to tell everyone to use the QR coat.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the QR codes are perfect in a place

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<v Speaker 2>where you have to get up to order anyway, but

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<v Speaker 2>if there's someone if you're at a place where there's

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<v Speaker 2>a waiter involved in and they come in take the order,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy with that too. I'm not like ill I

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<v Speaker 2>want to avoid talking to people. Let's use the QR code. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but it can be fun striking up a chat with

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<v Speaker 2>the waiter. But if it's a place where they don't

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<v Speaker 2>offer that, I'm happy to say sat. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's also an element of I'm on my phone

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<v Speaker 1>a lot. I'm on my phone at home. If I

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<v Speaker 1>order a Breat's, I'm on my phone and then I'm

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for it to come. I sit on my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm at a restaurant. I'd like to put it down,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to pick it up, but I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be tempted that you can scroll and

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<v Speaker 1>your watch instead. I get it. Oh, I've got a

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<v Speaker 1>new addition, by the way, I've got a smart ring.

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<v Speaker 3>What fuck yourself in the face?

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<v Speaker 4>Why how is it smart?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a smarter It's the Oral ring. I just got

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<v Speaker 1>the orring. Well, that's the name of the brand, and

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<v Speaker 1>it tells you when you wake up how well you're

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<v Speaker 1>what your score out of one hundred is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be for the day. So mine today is ninety three

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<v Speaker 1>and I got a little crown ring. Know that it

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<v Speaker 1>does your blood pressure, blood oxygen, your blood sugar and

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<v Speaker 1>not blood. I don't even know what it does exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>So do you have to charge it or what?

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<v Speaker 2>It has?

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<v Speaker 1>An eight day battery life? Not getting paid?

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<v Speaker 3>And then how do you change the battery on it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it just charges wirelessly a little while's time? Yees?

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<v Speaker 1>So I had really good sleep, two hours and twenty

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<v Speaker 1>seven of RAM, one hour forty four of deep sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>But doesn't your watch do the exact same thing everything?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Why the fuck do you need a ring for the art?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, Yeah, you really don't. And I'm currently fighting

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<v Speaker 1>with him because they sent me to accidentally a oh

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<v Speaker 1>and they want the other one back. Yeah, And they

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<v Speaker 1>said we'll send you a PayPal link so you can

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<v Speaker 1>process the sale. And I've ignored them, so they've called me.

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<v Speaker 1>They want their.

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<v Speaker 3>Burning bridges here, there and everywhere. First out therapist, she

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<v Speaker 3>told the standing payments.

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<v Speaker 1>She told me I was depressed, and I don't go

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<v Speaker 1>to a therapist to be told I'm depressed. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you going for to be told that I'm handsome? And successful.

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<v Speaker 1>All I ever wanted from therapy was Mitch, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to be here. That's nothing I can do for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Our time together with Dan totally, that's I need your help.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how her picture therapy going. But strangely enough, is

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<v Speaker 1>not how it works.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've ever gotten to that point with the

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<v Speaker 2>therapist where they're like, no, no, you don't need me anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>They've never gotten to that point. They're all money hungry

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<v Speaker 3>like you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not money hungry, bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, you just call me a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know I'm being gasolt. No, I'm not gas lighting.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the feeling, don't you?

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<v Speaker 5>I do? I do?

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<v Speaker 3>It's ghasly, it hurt.

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<v Speaker 4>No, let's not do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe we'll be doing it all along. Imagine if we're

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<v Speaker 1>not ending the podcast, and that was ultimate gas lighting, Janet,

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<v Speaker 1>what about.

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<v Speaker 4>If you just weren't publishing any podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't listen, so you've never checked that the episodes

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<v Speaker 3>are out there.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've cheaked, but I don't actually actively listen.

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<v Speaker 1>You think figured it out for five years. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>Truman shower. We've been paid.

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<v Speaker 2>This is actually like her, make a wish. She's terminal,

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<v Speaker 2>and she dying wishes to host the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>So we do it every week. I love people.

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<v Speaker 3>Every jury idiot is paid.

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<v Speaker 1>Her dying wishes to host a podcast. Yet where the

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<v Speaker 1>hosts we had care, of course, for legal purposes, we

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<v Speaker 1>have to put you on. This is all a set, Jenny,

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<v Speaker 1>and Mamma's behind all of her.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 1>The rude shocks of young adulthood? Now, I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>to brag, but fuck, I'm killing it. Yeah, I'll support

0:16:10.920 --> 0:16:13.080
<v Speaker 1>you in that. Sure, you're doing very well because you

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<v Speaker 1>know how.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got the eton bucket list. Yeah, I've got Wednesday's

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<v Speaker 2>episode number two forty six. I'm chicking three things at

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<v Speaker 2>once on the day. Yeah, my god, that's right.

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<v Speaker 3>Not only I think someone asked for another talkback things.

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<v Speaker 1>Easy, Yep, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>We're doing We've we've got some more classic talk back

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<v Speaker 2>radio bullshit from John Laws?

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<v Speaker 1>Who else? John Laws.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the challenges that someone put on our bucket

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<v Speaker 2>list was get a farewell message from John Law's.

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<v Speaker 3>Ask and you shall receive.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, I've got it? What really? You got a message

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<v Speaker 1>from John? Oh? I did?

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<v Speaker 5>Did?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saving it for Wednesdays. But I have a farewell

0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:50.480
<v Speaker 2>message from John Law's the talk back king him fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Self he resigned. Do you mean his farewell message to

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<v Speaker 1>his audience?

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<v Speaker 3>No, like a message for us.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he even know who we are?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, we've met him, remember we have met Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I met him.

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<v Speaker 1>He liked you, Jenna.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's two things tick tick. And then also on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 3>I will be doing a violin recital. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 3>after all this.

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<v Speaker 4>Time, it's finally happened.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been rehearsing. No? I have not. Actually that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't instill much hope. You should. Literally.

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<v Speaker 3>The guy that I picked it up from shout out

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<v Speaker 3>to a Irwin violins in Edgecliff.

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<v Speaker 2>He lent me one and his name's Allen, and he

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<v Speaker 2>goes now because I told him what it was all about,

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<v Speaker 2>he goes nowaday you we even think about opening this

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<v Speaker 2>open it for the first time on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>No cheating.

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<v Speaker 3>It needs to be authentic, not like a reality shows

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<v Speaker 3>these days.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, sure does he sell other instruments, No,

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<v Speaker 2>just violins and he does repairs and shit.

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<v Speaker 3>But he was happy to lend me one. He said,

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<v Speaker 3>they do not practice.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So we'll be doing my recital on Wednesday. I

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<v Speaker 1>think I know what's in there. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine because it wasn't a violin, it's a banjo or

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<v Speaker 3>some ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine if he's deeply homophobic. It was just gunpowder just exploded.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well that's exciting, Buckley, Yes we have that's you.

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<v Speaker 2>I've burned through that bitch before we even get to

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<v Speaker 2>the We're have to do some revisions. I will say

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<v Speaker 2>the countdowns on this is two forty five this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>The last one is to fifty five ten. Oh my god, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>the final final ten.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exciting, come on, countdown.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what we should think about. What's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be the last song that we play? Like the song

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<v Speaker 2>we play to end the episode?

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<v Speaker 1>Do we play a song or do I need to?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a special occasion.

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<v Speaker 1>I think our voices started it. Our voices need to finish.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't want it to be the normal theme

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<v Speaker 2>song that we have, an emotional song that will see

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<v Speaker 2>us out. Okay, why did the idiots send in some

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<v Speaker 2>recommendations for songs? You guys get thinking too, Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what song should we end up with?

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<v Speaker 1>We've got fucking ages until we have to deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I can't think and speak. Don't make me

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<v Speaker 1>think you've.

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<v Speaker 3>Not been able to demonstrate your ability to do that ever, No,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I know, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a nyjym? Oh my word, I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm ready for this, Bradley.

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<v Speaker 2>It just me. It's being able to change your own

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<v Speaker 2>tire the best life skill you could possibly have.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that the stress? That's what it was?

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<v Speaker 4>Change a tire?

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<v Speaker 1>Did This isn't the first time, is it?

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<v Speaker 5>No?

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<v Speaker 1>It's no.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe I should stop clipping guards.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I messaged you guys and I said, there's been

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<v Speaker 2>an incident and running late. I'll save it for the pod.

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<v Speaker 2>So when I went down to my car in the

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<v Speaker 2>garage of my apartment, I was like, fuck me, that

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<v Speaker 2>back tire is flat as all fuck. So first stop

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<v Speaker 2>was the servo. Only in the last month I've learned

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<v Speaker 2>how to put air in that thing, right, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>of course that's quite handy actually as well. So I

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<v Speaker 2>put the little nozzle thing on the tire and it

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<v Speaker 2>was going It was not getting any higher, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>pumping up at all. And I was like, oh, for

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<v Speaker 2>God's sake, and I'll admit I was having a bad

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<v Speaker 2>day at this point. Like I said, I'm crooked. I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't be fucked with any of this.

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<v Speaker 3>I allowed myself ten second of ah, fuck my life,

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah fuck this. But then country kid kicked in. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, R, you don't get jobs done by looking

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<v Speaker 3>at him. Let's get this tire, change off hot.

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<v Speaker 1>Despair on you and you haven't filled many things in

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<v Speaker 1>your life either, Like you're not really you, Like you're

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<v Speaker 1>not really the filler. What does that mean? Well, would

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<v Speaker 1>Sew not normally be the one to get it out

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<v Speaker 1>and fill it?

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<v Speaker 5>It?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't make me laugh?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you kidding?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, sure, as a man, I should change his

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<v Speaker 3>tire before I believe that because he would freaks out. Really, yes,

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<v Speaker 3>that's why I'm saying this is the best skill ever.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember my dad trying to teach me how to

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<v Speaker 2>change a tire because he was all like, Mitch, pay attention,

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<v Speaker 2>you'll need this skill one day, and I was like

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<v Speaker 2>off with the fairies, not paying attention, of course, And

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<v Speaker 2>so one time I had to change my tire and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like some shit out of a movie because

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<v Speaker 2>it was raining. So I'm out there in the rain

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<v Speaker 2>watching YouTube tutorials because I wasn't listening to Dad and

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<v Speaker 2>it was like the fucking notebook. I'm being like, why

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<v Speaker 2>didn't you write try to change my fucking tie. And

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<v Speaker 2>so now that I've done it once, I can do

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<v Speaker 2>it again. I've changed Seawan's and I didn't get stressed. Good,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't freak out.

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<v Speaker 3>I just got the job done. The spear is on

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<v Speaker 3>the back here I am. It did fuck my nail

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<v Speaker 3>polish a little bit, which is upsetting, but it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here and just ready for the Wicked premiere. By

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<v Speaker 1>the looks of it, this was a trial run.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting rid of this. I've got a different shade

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<v Speaker 2>of polish because someone said to me the other day,

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<v Speaker 2>I like you yellow nails.

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<v Speaker 1>They're meant to be green. It is a little pool yellow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it a bit baby shit here, yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so I've got a deeper green anyway, I digres.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very proud of myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done.

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<v Speaker 2>I was having a ship day and for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>the smugness and pride I felt after just conquering that task,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, shit, yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Get way better now, Oh good on you. I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 3>Grease all over my hands when I first came in.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just got it done, didn't I.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a bit of a mindset thing, isn't it. Those things?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's like, fuck me, let's not piss about.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's just get it done. Because I was thinking, do

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<v Speaker 3>I drive it home from the servo while it's flat

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<v Speaker 3>and just grab Seawn's keys, sealed his car, and I'm like, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>don't delay it.

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<v Speaker 1>Just get the fucking job done. Look at me. I

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<v Speaker 1>filmed it, show me. Oh my god. Oh you're jumping

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<v Speaker 1>on the jack. He's so conteet these days.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I look at you. God, I'm just sick of

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<v Speaker 3>being so capable.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's exhausting.

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<v Speaker 3>Makes everyone else look horrible, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, when I first met Stephen, i'd drive my

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<v Speaker 1>car around and then he'd be in the passenger seat

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a flood or there was horrific rain,

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<v Speaker 1>and I drove through a puddle that had a rock

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<v Speaker 1>in it and I didn't realize and it scraped like

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<v Speaker 1>there must have been like one sheet of metal under

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<v Speaker 1>my car barely to keep all the guts in, and

0:22:33.480 --> 0:22:35.320
<v Speaker 1>that was hanging down and it was just like a

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<v Speaker 1>like when you get an aluminium can. You kind of

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<v Speaker 1>tear it. It was just flapping off and it would

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<v Speaker 1>scrape all the time on the road, go over speed bumps,

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<v Speaker 1>and Steven's like, you've got to fix that. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to get under the car. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>But also that sounds easier said than done, like changing

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<v Speaker 2>a tie, putting the spear, one's pretty straightforward.

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<v Speaker 3>There's dangling metal. I feel like that's where you engage

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<v Speaker 3>a profresh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I was going to. Stephen takes his top off.

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<v Speaker 1>This is in the very early days knowing each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Gets on like a skateboard in my garage, rolls underneath.

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<v Speaker 1>The car is tiny, so he slip slips right under

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<v Speaker 1>the crack and he had a little saw and cut

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<v Speaker 1>it off and has fixed the car. Get the saw

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<v Speaker 1>in my garage. We've got all these tools. But he

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember thinking like what a man?

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<v Speaker 3>What a man?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that just goes the show here. You were thinking

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<v Speaker 2>that Sean, we're going to be my night and shining are.

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<v Speaker 2>But because you and him are the men in your relationship.

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<v Speaker 3>Bullship bottoms here to save the world. Ye screwed without us?

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<v Speaker 1>Justin justice, just in the bottom, justice the bottom.

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<v Speaker 3>Pardon the pun, but we get ship done.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice. That's enough of these two. Now let's hear and

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<v Speaker 1>is it just you? Yeah, you can be one of

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<v Speaker 1>our very final callers on the show with your is

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<v Speaker 1>just you?

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<v Speaker 3>How many totally tope bags do you have left?

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<v Speaker 1>Price Keep? Jenna?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I haven't checked. Maybe like six, five?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that'll cover, we'll cover us. Yeah, that's enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Has Jennet told you about and we are like to

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<v Speaker 1>w as Price Keeper down? I apologies told you about.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if we allowed to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What the umbrellas? What do you mean she told me?

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<v Speaker 1>I fucking ordered them? Nobe how she told you the issue?

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the issue? They're huge?

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<v Speaker 3>Shit, I can't send them.

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<v Speaker 2>On the podcast a while ago talking about umbrellas and

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<v Speaker 2>we were joking, we'll make you accustomed to umbrella and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, fuck it, we'll do it.

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<v Speaker 3>And so we got like five, No, we got.

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<v Speaker 4>A lot more than that. And they came in that

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<v Speaker 4>biggest boxes I've ever seen, Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>They're like a meter at all about this time we

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<v Speaker 1>want yeay, Jenna's going to go find one and well

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<v Speaker 1>we'll chat to a listener in the meantime. They're huge.

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<v Speaker 1>This is because of the caller Emmy and.

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<v Speaker 2>So price keeper Jenna gives a prize to anyone that

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<v Speaker 2>comes on the podcast for this. It's either a totally

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<v Speaker 2>tape bag. I thought it would be umbrellas as well,

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<v Speaker 2>but can she literally not send them?

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<v Speaker 1>No, they're too big, although they get sent to it.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day, I'm prepping for my radio show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>about to go on. He Mitch, what am I to

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<v Speaker 1>do with this? And holds an umbrella out and it's

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<v Speaker 1>about a meter and we everyone in the office kind

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<v Speaker 1>of got involved. She can just buy one of those, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we can buy it. I'm a kidiot like one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of those posters.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes correct, yeah, correct, And she can do ship it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>But she why are we so good at problem solving

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<v Speaker 3>compared to her?

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<v Speaker 1>I said to her department. She goes, where do I

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<v Speaker 1>even get those? For fuck sake? And I said, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>give you the card details, just order a bunch. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm busy, That's what she said. What Yeah, So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>that is Jennings issue. I know, God, And she's gone

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<v Speaker 1>down to get the umbrellas. Should we get our caller.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't want her to interrupt the caller. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, you're right. I agree. Who are we calling?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, it's Claudia. Lord's where she's calling from.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably Brisbane. Tarn eat in Victoria tar e what haitan eat.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like me when I had fucking cranes ate that.

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<v Speaker 1>If your name is Tan, your mum would Satan.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight.

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<v Speaker 1>She's emerging high, ten of them. Ten get to the microphone.

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<v Speaker 1>They're big, admitsied. Okay, it's not like a beach umbrella.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not that. It's probably a meter and a half flong.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a meter and a half. That's that's over

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<v Speaker 2>a meter, but it's definitely not a whole half.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, a meter and a quarter.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so this is sturdy.

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<v Speaker 1>I've actually seen this.

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<v Speaker 5>It's ten under my desk, and I can't sit at

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<v Speaker 5>my desk anymore because it's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>This is good quality. It is right. So it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a blue expense. It's a blue and white gym limited

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<v Speaker 1>edition umbrella, and it's in our final ten episodes.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't have those fucking cylinder things. You can then post

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<v Speaker 3>not this big. Oh, surely there'd be some that big

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<v Speaker 3>when I can, because I looked.

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<v Speaker 4>And they only come to like to there, that's very

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<v Speaker 4>quarters of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Alright, I'll find the specs of the umbrellas from where

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<v Speaker 2>I ordered, and then I'll find a fucking tube.

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<v Speaker 3>It'll fit, I'll thought it. Okay, come on, I love

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<v Speaker 3>no argument.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank thank you. I'm calling Claudia.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, please do.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's an easy problem to solve to.

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<v Speaker 4>It's causingly stress.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Laudia's and Jenna.

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<v Speaker 3>Underwater or something?

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<v Speaker 1>No, sorry, hold on, if you're on speaker phone, can

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<v Speaker 1>you turn it off?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm on the phone. I took my.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's better, hand phone to your head.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh this is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 1>How long have you listened to us, Cordia?

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<v Speaker 6>Probably a year after you started. I finally caught on,

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<v Speaker 6>and then I went back in and listened to everything

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<v Speaker 6>I missed, and oh that's amazing. Honestly, once you guys

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<v Speaker 6>are gone, I'm just going to have to start from

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<v Speaker 6>the start again.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying that I could never do that with a podcast

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's like a massive compliment because I would have

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<v Speaker 2>to really fucking love a podcast to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>To go back and listen like I do.

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<v Speaker 6>I've said it in the comments on your Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 6>like I look so forward to it every every week,

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<v Speaker 6>even when you take like your last break you took.

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<v Speaker 6>I told my husband like how much I missed you?

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<v Speaker 5>Guys?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't even know in real life.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate fucking people's routines if they're so used to

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<v Speaker 2>every Monday Wednesday and being like, oh what bloody hell

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<v Speaker 2>now what?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so sorry? Yeah, I feel bad.

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<v Speaker 6>I know you guys did it for like five years

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<v Speaker 6>for free, Like, well more can we ask for?

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<v Speaker 1>We did make a lot of billions in that five years,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's just that's kind of gone to ask cordiat.

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<v Speaker 1>You are in where you're Victoria Regional?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Where be oh where?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I love a fuck? Are both of those places?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't there like a wildlife animals thing there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>Where Bazoo the Safari Safari to a.

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<v Speaker 4>Think that's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe you've got any and Bradley's going to count

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<v Speaker 1>you and then you hit us with you your thoughts. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 6>Does it infuriate you when you're in a car park

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<v Speaker 6>and the person in front of you that's reverse parking?

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, right, as opposed to what like going no in

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<v Speaker 3>firse all right, all right, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Have never thought that to be easier.

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<v Speaker 2>No mean no, it was in reversing in, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it's easier like fuck, done a cherry, Claudia, Then I've

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<v Speaker 2>done a cheery like Claudia says, prefer to nose in

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<v Speaker 2>and then reverse out like a normal person.

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<v Speaker 1>No reverse in, because then you just drive out. It's easier.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I find the reversing into the spot half.

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<v Speaker 6>Exactly like people say the saving time when they have

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<v Speaker 6>to leave, but you're using that time to reverse in anyway,

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<v Speaker 6>So what's like it's the same thing, except you're going

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<v Speaker 6>along and then suddenly you're start there for five minutes

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<v Speaker 6>while they're slowly back into the spot.

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<v Speaker 2>And because when you reverse out, you've got all this

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<v Speaker 2>space either side of you, right, but when you reverse

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<v Speaker 2>in you've got to be real precise because you might

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<v Speaker 2>clip some bastard.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know what annoys me when I do a

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<v Speaker 1>grocery shop, which is very rare these days, and I

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<v Speaker 1>reverse into a parking spot and it's up against a

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<v Speaker 1>brick like you know wall, and then you try to

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<v Speaker 1>put your groceries in and you can't open your fucking

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<v Speaker 1>boot or you can't get the trolley around. So nosing

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<v Speaker 1>it in sometimes is the best way.

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<v Speaker 3>To go, always the best way to guard.

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<v Speaker 1>What about parallel parking Cordia, does that kind of paralyze

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<v Speaker 1>you Freezier?

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<v Speaker 6>No, because like that's necessary, But when you're like in

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<v Speaker 6>a busy parking lot, just knows it in like what

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<v Speaker 6>time are you saving? But I spoke to my friend

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<v Speaker 6>and fellow idiots. I got it onto the podcast my

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<v Speaker 6>friend Linda, and she insisted that no, it's safer, it's safer,

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<v Speaker 6>and I get it, but it still pisses me.

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<v Speaker 1>I have it's safer.

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<v Speaker 6>She says that when she reverses into the spot, when

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<v Speaker 6>she goes out nose first, she can see everything, So

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<v Speaker 6>she says, I'm not going to knock someone over.

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<v Speaker 2>What does she just have blackened out rear windows little

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<v Speaker 2>see where you're going. If you reverse out, you can

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<v Speaker 2>just get more precise aim if you're nosing in because

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<v Speaker 2>you can see where your bloody going.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I did my driving test. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>I was terrified because I had the dragon lady and

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<v Speaker 1>she said, on the test, you'll either be asked to

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<v Speaker 1>do a three point turn or a reverse parallel park.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you scared of the reverse parallel?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I love a reverse parallel I've got a down part.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm quite excellent at them. Have to say you line

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<v Speaker 1>up your mirror and then it's from there. It's easiest piss.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see Rapaul posted on TikTok. Now he's teaching

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<v Speaker 1>kids how to reverse parallel park. I've got all these

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<v Speaker 1>twinks following me. I'm going to teach them some good.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's teaching people how to like sell holes in

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<v Speaker 1>their jackets, how to reverse parallel park, how to change

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<v Speaker 1>a tire?

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<v Speaker 3>No, yea your guy? Yeah, I agree, it's something necessary

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<v Speaker 3>that everyone should know.

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<v Speaker 1>You and RuPaul, I've always thought of you two of

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<v Speaker 1>the great bottoms. Saudia.

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<v Speaker 3>Can you change your tire down then a tie a tire? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>My dad kind of forced us to learn. All those

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<v Speaker 6>things were annoying at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm glad I have a dad thing beneficial, very benefits.

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<v Speaker 1>Have ever even asked, do you know how teachery? No, far,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how to change a tire, but I

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<v Speaker 1>pay for an RMA.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have time for that.

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<v Speaker 1>If they do take a while, don't they anyway, Claudia,

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<v Speaker 1>I am on your side.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you everyone. I say it to you like I

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<v Speaker 6>really had to explain to me why it's necessary. But

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think it is. I've been driving for over

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<v Speaker 6>twenty years and I've never like knocked someone over backing

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<v Speaker 6>out of a party clean.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done a few chimes, but you know, to keep

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<v Speaker 1>driving you never know the results. Thank you message Price

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<v Speaker 1>Keeper and you'll get something. Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh well, thank you so much for all these wonderful

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<v Speaker 6>episodes and all the best of the future amazing podcast. Seriously, guys,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think how you know how much it means

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<v Speaker 6>to so many of us. So thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks, thank you so much. That means a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>I really love talking to you. Just highlight. I think

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<v Speaker 6>it's a highlight of my whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Year, to be honest, Price, Sorry, I'm being too generous.

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<v Speaker 6>Love your clud Love you guys, Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 6>for calling.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I loved her. God I love hearing from

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<v Speaker 1>them too.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it is it going to be a sub story

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<v Speaker 3>every week?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't mind. We're not we're not dying. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be around that.

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<v Speaker 3>You can consume in many other ways, all sick. But

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<v Speaker 3>when the headphone's broken or it's my microphone broken, now

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<v Speaker 3>we can hear. We're good, okay, all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 3>couldn't hear a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine if you weren't on this whole show. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>that doesn't matter, that would fuck me right, I'm where.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why I tell you when you didn't record my

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<v Speaker 4>mic that time.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't either.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that didn't happen. I don't know how it happened.

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<v Speaker 1>It's possible in that studio, because it's one that's not possible.

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<v Speaker 2>It was actually quite miraculous. It wasn't your error. It

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<v Speaker 2>was a studio fault. But Jenna's mike just wasn't recording

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time, and so we had to record a

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<v Speaker 2>message at the start of the episode, didn't We been

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<v Speaker 2>like it was there. You'll hear her in the background,

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<v Speaker 2>but I've had to cut every time she spoke. You

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<v Speaker 2>can hear the echo of her laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember that. Yeah, and it only shaved about

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<v Speaker 1>thirty seconds off the episode before we end. Lifelin have

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<v Speaker 1>asked us for you to make a statement in regarding

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<v Speaker 1>the nap Penfold episode Fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot to say price keep it dinner now clear

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<v Speaker 2>the air because people are very mad at that penfold.

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<v Speaker 2>She's getting death threats. She's a very busy woman. She

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<v Speaker 2>wakes up at three am.

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<v Speaker 1>Al idiots love you prize keeper Jenna so much that

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<v Speaker 1>they have tried to tackle Matt down in the street.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you please address the press.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, It's fine, Nat and I are a

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<v Speaker 4>good you know this is the problem.

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<v Speaker 3>It's no bad to the bit too much like you

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<v Speaker 3>and everyone thinks it's real. Yeah, I don't hate Oscar.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll finally, I'll admit it. We've had sex. That's why

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<v Speaker 3>there's tension.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll finally a minute, no no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>God.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, that was the mid delay, the morning sex she

0:34:34.680 --> 0:34:36.359
<v Speaker 2>was talking about in the hole.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Jenna's prize keeper, Jenna's price keeping hole.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, there's no beef. They were both like

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<v Speaker 2>laughing at each other's dabs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the whole time. It's all in good fun.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all in good fun.

0:34:49.239 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for sticking up for our Jenne. It's very sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Before we go, don't forget if you like Claudia,

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to come on the podcast with and

0:34:57.640 --> 0:34:59.200
<v Speaker 2>is it just me of your own? You can DM

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of minut or whatever pops to your mind,

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<v Speaker 2>texted to what's on this number?

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<v Speaker 1>A far two to nine a Tues zero two to nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I had Oscar singing like that when we did it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you founded just like that in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>You sure, how many more times you have in here?

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<v Speaker 1>How many more rounds? He went two? So we did

0:35:36.640 --> 0:35:40.680
<v Speaker 1>it two hundred and two times. That's crazy.

0:35:41.719 --> 0:35:44.600
<v Speaker 4>Smiled that you did it two hundred and two times.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, should we go? Yeah, let's do it. Thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so listening idiots five star review. May as well if

0:35:49.320 --> 0:35:50.959
<v Speaker 1>you've never done one of these five years of listening

0:35:51.000 --> 0:35:52.200
<v Speaker 1>to us, we fucking deserve it.

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<v Speaker 2>You may.

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<v Speaker 1>And we'll see you in a couple of days.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, talk to your say bye bye bah.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank Is it just free?

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<v Speaker 1>Buy a couple of images. Make sure you get to

0:36:02.800 --> 0:36:04.759
<v Speaker 1>followed on your podcast.

0:36:24.480 --> 0:36:27.319
<v Speaker 2>Welcome to add brief our secret segment on the end.

0:36:27.320 --> 0:36:29.719
<v Speaker 2>We pretend the show's done, but then we keep talking. Shit,

0:36:29.840 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>nothing's planned. It's people with a day day having a

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<v Speaker 2>day brief.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it works. Now, I don't want to bring

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>up your nail polish earlier. But I did assumance for

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<v Speaker 1>the Wicked premiere.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Like I said, it was a test run because

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to, because the theme is pink goes Good

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<v Speaker 2>with Green. So I've got mostly green nails and then

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<v Speaker 2>a couple of pink ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Theme. Yeah, I thought the theme was cocktail.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I think it said somewhere on the invice

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<v Speaker 3>pink goes Good with green.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm are you it at the State THEE? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it where you're going? Yeah? Yeah, it's the Wicked movie premiere.

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<v Speaker 1>We should clarify. Yeah, sorry, Alphabe and now alphabet Glenn Dock.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I got a different one. I was actually

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<v Speaker 2>in a fucking chemists warehouse and I saw OPI doing

0:37:08.520 --> 0:37:09.240
<v Speaker 2>a Wicked collab.

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<v Speaker 3>So I was like, well, a shade of green ie

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<v Speaker 3>because it's assuming, as you said.

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<v Speaker 6>What was it?

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<v Speaker 1>Baby shit? Pooh? Yes? Not no, it's not nice.

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<v Speaker 2>No. Can I show you the dumbest fucking thing I

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<v Speaker 2>saw the other day? So I follow Maggie's Rescue that's

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<v Speaker 2>like the Shelter Adopted Isabella from.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I follow them on Instagram and every so often they'll

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<v Speaker 2>put up I guess an ad for any cats or

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<v Speaker 2>dogs that they've got up for grabs, and they put

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<v Speaker 2>up a gorgeous little kitten. But I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cruel fuck decides to name a cat this

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<v Speaker 2>and then abandoned it like it's not a very appealing name. Ready,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to show you the Instagram post.

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<v Speaker 4>That's where my cat were.

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<v Speaker 3>Knife Fight. Adopt knife Fight, I want knife Fight.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even think you could hyphenate names like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But surely the shelter would be like, fucking it's a

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<v Speaker 2>black cat, facatas that's already we struggled with superstition. They

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<v Speaker 2>told me that that people they struggle to get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of Isabella because people are superstitious about black cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Let alone. One called knife Fight the.

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<v Speaker 3>Knife they referred to it. It says meet now, handsome

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<v Speaker 3>boy knife Fight or knife as we like to call him.

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<v Speaker 1>They are not much better.

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<v Speaker 5>But why don't they just go with knifey. It doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>have a birth certificate with knife Fight on.

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<v Speaker 1>He misses his gorgeous sister Molotov cocktail. He was adopted

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<v Speaker 1>earlier in the week.

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<v Speaker 3>I my rename Isabella unprovoked terror attack.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fantastic for sure. Of course you can rename Connie

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<v Speaker 1>chemical warfare. That's quite kill me, Kim, that's cute.

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<v Speaker 3>It's go it on Instagram, clog, keep scrolling like I

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<v Speaker 3>was doing in the bathrooms when I had crying.

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<v Speaker 1>At the course many times a day after that. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are they keeping these names?

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<v Speaker 2>Pretzel, that's cute, that's in the parsley. These are all

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<v Speaker 2>relatively normal compared to fucking knife fight. Yeah, tricks, tricks,

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<v Speaker 2>clear light, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>These are all normal.

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<v Speaker 4>I prefer knife fight. Person.

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<v Speaker 3>You would would Connie welcome a second cat into the home?

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<v Speaker 3>Prize keeper, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting knife fight.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I feel they might struggle to find a home

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<v Speaker 3>for knife fight.

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<v Speaker 1>They should just rename it. Even knife is better than

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<v Speaker 1>knife fight.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't understand, like, did someone surrender the cat

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<v Speaker 2>and say it's name's knife fight and I prefer you

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<v Speaker 2>to honor.

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<v Speaker 3>That, or did the fucking shelter call it knife fight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good question.

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<v Speaker 4>Because usually the shelter names.

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<v Speaker 5>Because conn Connie, Isabella came with Isabella, yeah, and Connie

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<v Speaker 5>came with Connie.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, children were named Bonnie, Ronnie and Donnie.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, forgot this frist Jenna were they in bread. I've

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<v Speaker 1>seen that cat. The way it behaves, you'd think it is.

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<v Speaker 1>What does the caption say? Is that like, oh, known

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<v Speaker 1>for his sharp claws and you know, brutal attack. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>let his tough name for you. Though he might have

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<v Speaker 1>been named for his intense play style. Nifee is actually

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<v Speaker 1>super gentle at hearts right. Something maued his siblings to death?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what I'm hearing?

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<v Speaker 2>He absolutely loves human companionship and it's always up for

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<v Speaker 2>one on one playtime. Blah blah blah, especially when there's

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<v Speaker 2>a dangling string toy involved.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or a knife. What's this fucking thing capable of?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck? All right now, Mitchell, you know how I love technology.

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<v Speaker 3>You won't listen fuck anyway I did, But I feel.

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<v Speaker 1>Like expressed knife fight. There's a new update on the

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<v Speaker 1>iPhone that you will love. It's actually sad that it's

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<v Speaker 1>happening now because we're at the end of this podcast,

0:40:56.520 --> 0:40:58.480
<v Speaker 1>but you know we're not. But we're closed. This feature

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<v Speaker 1>would have really what is it? If your ass? Many times? Ready?

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<v Speaker 2>So call me okay, Mitchell Cherry, Yeah, I'm familiar in

0:41:07.080 --> 0:41:10.400
<v Speaker 2>case you wonder. Here we go, Okay calling Look at

0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:13.080
<v Speaker 2>this a new I kind of appears at the top left.

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<v Speaker 1>I answer it. Put your phone on speakerphone. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>press this button and look what happens.

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<v Speaker 4>This call will be recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the whole thing is now recorded. This whole phone

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<v Speaker 1>call call is recorded. So where does it go after that?

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<v Speaker 1>You say, Mitchell, bye bye? We hang up. It gets

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<v Speaker 1>safe to notes and AI automatically gives you a transcript

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<v Speaker 1>like it's subtitles on a play.

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<v Speaker 4>So it doesn't record the it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the whole thing is.

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<v Speaker 3>And where does it go after that?

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<v Speaker 1>You Mitchell, why You've got an important meeting with a

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<v Speaker 1>boss and you want You're kind of person that gets flustered.

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<v Speaker 3>It'd be much better if it didn't lag. Your call

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<v Speaker 3>is being recorded.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, I know. That's how you get receipts.

0:42:05.280 --> 0:42:08.280
<v Speaker 2>Imagine if they told you on every app your messages

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<v Speaker 2>have been screenshotted and sent to the girly s group chat.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but I think because of I think legally

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<v Speaker 1>you can't record someone's voice about consent legally, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think. I just think it's very handy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure it might come in handy one day. But

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<v Speaker 3>I've been fine without that feature of my whole life.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably fine. It's more so if you want to

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<v Speaker 1>record a phone call with me or I if we

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 1>want to do an podcast episode, there was purely a

0:42:30.640 --> 0:42:33.960
<v Speaker 1>phone call conversation. Technically we could have a full one

0:42:34.000 --> 0:42:37.120
<v Speaker 1>hour chat on the phone and then record it and

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<v Speaker 1>post it. Is that not insane?

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<v Speaker 2>At that time as like an experiment, we were saying

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<v Speaker 2>that we should do a whole podcast episode that's just

0:42:45.920 --> 0:42:48.240
<v Speaker 2>voice messages back and forth. Yeah, and then we screen

0:42:48.320 --> 0:42:50.719
<v Speaker 2>record us playing each voice message that. I'm glad we

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<v Speaker 2>never did that and that's not going on the bloody

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<v Speaker 2>buck left. I don't think it would be enjoyable because

0:42:56.080 --> 0:43:00.160
<v Speaker 2>the pausing and that happened it had custody interrupted.

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<v Speaker 1>True, which we all know who the culprit is. There

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<v Speaker 1>price ja yea mother of knife attack? Yes, do you

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<v Speaker 1>remember attack? I fight fight? Sorry knife attack.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because that's just one side and only one person

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<v Speaker 2>has a knife, but a knife in the game.

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<v Speaker 1>What is a knife fight like.

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<v Speaker 3>Knights and whatnot?

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<v Speaker 1>But that's a sword fighter is like what the British

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<v Speaker 1>boys do. Ship that happened to prison or like a

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<v Speaker 1>shanking situation. I hate nives, I hate the idea of

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<v Speaker 1>being stabbed. I think it's awful.

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<v Speaker 2>Yah.

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<v Speaker 4>Would you rather be stabbed or shot?

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<v Speaker 1>Shot?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think stabs easier to heal. I think a

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<v Speaker 1>shot a shot that kind of explodes in you. Depends

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<v Speaker 1>where you're stabbed or shot. I think I'd rather be stabbed.

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<v Speaker 4>I think because the adrenaline as well. You wouldn't feel it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it true?

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<v Speaker 3>But like if you've been stabbed, it depends about leaving

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<v Speaker 3>the knife in. No, just horrible, Just like a gash.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're meant to leave it in, Hey, you're meant

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<v Speaker 1>to leave it in if it goes in.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I mean. But imagine trying to manove yourself

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<v Speaker 3>in an ambulance with a fucking knife in your back.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine. I think if you're going to kill someone, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't go for the bag. It's a lot of sine

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<v Speaker 1>you go for there.

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<v Speaker 3>But maybe you're trying to teach them a lesson, You're

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<v Speaker 3>not trying to kill them.

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<v Speaker 2>Dina, you got, idiot, and everyone knows that you forgot.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, thank you, thank you. You go for the neck creep,

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<v Speaker 1>the jugular terrific.

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<v Speaker 2>We hope this podcast two percent better today. That's all

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<v Speaker 2>just two percent, so we do. We'll catch you back

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<v Speaker 2>on Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>But my violin recitement, I can't wait. Final ten have begun.

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<v Speaker 1>The podcast is almost over. Oh yeah, not yet, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>see soon, talk to you in a couple of days.

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