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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, look, there are rooms flying around.

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Speaker 3: The queen could be dressing up as a black bear

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Speaker 3: and eating raw chickens.

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Speaker 2: The intent, the intent is accurate. The motive, the motive,

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Speaker 2: she got the motive. There's no notube about that. Because

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Speaker 2: and just to give a bit of context, and you'll

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Speaker 2: hear this in the show obviously, but Harry and Meghan's son,

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Speaker 2: Archie's chickens are being stalked by a black bear. They

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Speaker 2: are now, will You and I were having a pretty

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Speaker 2: normal conversation about this and all of a sudden, I mean,

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Speaker 2: it was you. It was your genius, mate. You were like,

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Speaker 2: hang on a second. Doesn't this seem like a subtle

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Speaker 2: Harry and Meghan for leaving the royal fans? That's right?

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Speaker 3: How are you best going to get them back? Take

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Speaker 3: them to court or eat their chickens, eat their grandson's

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Speaker 3: chickens live. What's going to traumatize them more?

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Speaker 2: You know, eating the chickens.

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Speaker 3: What else is she doing? The queen husband's dead, Well,

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Speaker 3: let's not bring that up. Well, yeah, he's dead. She's

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Speaker 3: not signing off any bills or anything beggs. It's done.

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Speaker 2: What she's doing. She does what she's doing.

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Speaker 3: Tell you what she's doing, Yeah, tell me she'sving dressing

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Speaker 3: up as a bear and she's eating chicken raw chickens.

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Speaker 2: Do you reckon?

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Speaker 3: She got cook him when she might kill him and

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Speaker 3: then send him back and then you know, cook him,

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Speaker 3: do a nice roast at home, stuff and orange in it.

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Speaker 2: We can't potatoes and whatnot. Yeah. Do you think she

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Speaker 2: if you're Because if she was queen, that's everyone knows.

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Speaker 2: The news knows, paparazzi knows. Whereas if a random black

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Speaker 2: gets put to sleep. What do you mean it's like

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Speaker 3: It's still the queen, man like she's still she's still

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Speaker 3: think she's in character the moment she leaves the palace.

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Speaker 3: I think I think here and the handlers don't know

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Speaker 2: Because soon as one person knows, they say it on

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Speaker 3: I probably need to tell you that that's the quick

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine that wouldn't have just just a tiny

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Speaker 4: Think she would like get maybe you know, Camilla or

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Speaker 4: the other people that aren't members of the family, just

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Speaker 3: I think I think it was personal though, the Oprah thing,

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Speaker 2: Think she can't trust anyone. She doesn't trust anyone to trust.

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Speaker 2: the worst bear ever seen. What about kN do a bear?

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Speaker 2: Kate's in training for that. Actually, currently she's been seen

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Speaker 4: I'm I'm just gonna point out, this is the wildest

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Speaker 2: So I'm listening every minute. I would say count every

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Speaker 2: time Will says something, which I mean, you called Prince

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Speaker 2: and then you referred to yourself as a Victorian asshole.

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Speaker 2: I mean it was just crazy. But yeah, you guys

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Speaker 5: Yees?

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Speaker 2: Who would go along?

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Speaker 3: And where is Fudbody does care?

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Speaker 2: What O caare? Listen? Listen, listen, Hey smelling Boddy on

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Speaker 3: You're having a wonderful driver. And we are brought to

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Speaker 3: you by macas and Woods. Every now and then, you

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Speaker 3: want to see a story in the news, and it's

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Speaker 3: a it's a particularly enticing story, it's an interesting story,

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Speaker 3: it's an epic story. Whatever that is. There's some X

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Speaker 6: In in the world, Will and Woodies live and the

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Speaker 6: movie trailers.

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Speaker 3: All right, So the way this works, there's three parts

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Speaker 3: to an epic movie trailer. There's the epic movie trailer.

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Speaker 3: Voice guy, I'll try and cover that as best I can.

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Speaker 3: You've got that, baby, thanks baby. We also need some

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Speaker 3: epic music. Al button Bush and Joel will do his

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Speaker 3: best with that. Joel, give us a snippet. What have

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Speaker 3: you got there, baby, I've got a couple of options

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Speaker 3: for us. This one's called epic trailer music.

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Speaker 2: One. Oh yeah, nice, we've all heard that before.

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Speaker 3: Oh and the third part to an epic movie trailer

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Speaker 3: at the snippets of the action from the movie. That's

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Speaker 3: where you guys come in. Thirty one O six '

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Speaker 3: it together live. Give us a call. We're going to

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Speaker 3: be doing an epic movie trailer for the new Netflix

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Beautiful, beautiful. So who do we need? Will? I mean,

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Speaker 2: barn Bay, do we need Hemsworth? Probably? Do we need

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Speaker 3: No, I feel like, look, we'll probably need an Efron

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Speaker 2: In and around there. Yeah, he broke up with his ex. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Vanessa Vladaies Vanessa, do we need a Vanessa Vladairez, we'd

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Speaker 2: take it. Valaderies. I could probably play Vanessa. Actually, now

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Speaker 3: Well, well, I wouldn't mind a female playing Vanessa Valaderirez

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Speaker 3: if we could. You're welcome to make up your own

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Speaker 3: influencer if you like. Okay, you can be another influencer. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: there's another five part trailer.

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Speaker 2: GE's got messy last time.

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Speaker 3: All right, So we've got Efron Damon yep, Efron's ex

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Speaker 3: I'll do the movie voice to go the live epic

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Speaker 2: Well, what happens in the life of an influencer? They

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Speaker 2: take a photo of their pet. Yeah, there's a lot

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Speaker 3: No idea, no idea in a brainstor except those two

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Speaker 3: Bar and Bays with Woody whats and you and I

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Speaker 6: World world world Will and Woodies live and the movie.

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Speaker 7: Trailers all right, guys, the the the topic or the

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure if they've made a trailer for it yet,

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Speaker 3: It's been completely destroyed by a bunch of knobs who

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Speaker 3: These are all the themes that we've sort of had

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Speaker 3: We have got our actors as part of the movie trailer.

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Speaker 3: Who've got Simon, Simon, you're gonna be playing Chris Hemsworth.

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Speaker 3: Give us your best hems Worth.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I don't know how would go about that? Come

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Speaker 8: to borrow and we all get high.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, high on life. The exercise out Stay with this

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Speaker 2: stay with this, stay with very good. Let's go to Alison.

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Speaker 3: Allison, you are going to be playing Zachron.

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Speaker 7: I believe I've got this.

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Speaker 9: Have you heard I just got a face implant? Have

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Speaker 9: you heard this?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 2: Topical, really intense, very good.

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Speaker 3: Hold the line, and we've got Keegan here. Who's going

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Speaker 3: to be playing Matt Damon.

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Speaker 9: I don't know what I'm doing?

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, that was good. You've caught a radio show

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Speaker 2: very method, very method. That was good? Was that from the.

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Speaker 3: know what he's doing, don't where he's probably perfect? All right, guys,

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Speaker 3: cute the music i'll throw to. You'll know where your

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Speaker 2: Just stay with me.

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Speaker 6: In a world where Byron Bay is the only place

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Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Venessa Valentairez and I like earrings

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Speaker 2: that have tea bags. Yeah, people call me the tea

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Speaker 6: In a place where even Thor has to pay twenty

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Speaker 6: five dollars for a nice mucker rappuccino, hold the milk

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Speaker 6: his shredding for thor four.

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Speaker 8: God damn, this coffee is extensive.

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Speaker 6: That was good where Matt Damon no longer acts, He

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Speaker 1: Have you guys got some glor?

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Speaker 10: I need some globe?

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Speaker 2: You we've got globes? Oh my god? Are you Jason Bourne?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, yes I am.

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Speaker 6: We're unsubstantiated. Scientific points of view mean.

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Speaker 2: Everything like who doesn't want the globe to warm? You

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Like mosquitoes love warm weather, and

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Speaker 2: I love mosquitoes.

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Speaker 3: Love a woman's great andre And where Hollywood hunks hit

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Speaker 8: Oh, give me some extra mark of sprinkles on that baby.

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Speaker 2: Is that you? Hem's word? You've got a wife? Was

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Speaker 2: directed to Zach Efron. Clearly, Zach, all.

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Speaker 9: I want is a double espresso mate and my eye

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Speaker 9: there blue that saw I got?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, are you flirting with me?

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Speaker 10: I might be?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, crazy?

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't get a face job.

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Speaker 2: I didn't say you did. You're very paranoid about that.

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Speaker 2: Why can't you alright?

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Speaker 6: Chrisms, Chris Emsworth, this is my nose.

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Speaker 10: I swear my nose.

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Speaker 5: Matt Damon, yep, hell yeah.

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Speaker 2: Firon base My god, I mean, what a trailer heaven bore?

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Speaker 3: You sound very aggressive. I think you need to go

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Speaker 3: home and have a glass of milk and an ice bath.

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Speaker 8: I thought, I think I need to go and have

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Speaker 2: I don't know what that means worth anymore. Weld trailer

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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: You join us at a very exciting time Australia. We're

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Speaker 2: a band to reveal what is stalking Harry and Meghan's

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Speaker 2: son's chickens. Archie is his name. Before I get into that, though,

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Speaker 2: tell the kids about the missing pet? I'm sure you

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Speaker 2: can join the dots there when I'm saying missing pet,

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Speaker 2: we've all had to light a children. I think when

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Speaker 2: that pet does go missing. Reason I'm asking that question

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Speaker 2: Archie's chickens are in grave danger. A black bear will

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Speaker 2: black bear, Yeah, most dangerous of the bears.

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Speaker 3: Not at all, actually relatively harmless small black bears.

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Speaker 2: But it was a brown bear, I'd be worried. But

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Speaker 2: taking on a coop of chickens.

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Speaker 3: A coop, yeah yeah, yeah, Well the chickens are in danger.

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Speaker 3: The chickens are in He's eating a few cocks, hasn't

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Speaker 3: he He's eating a few Well, yeah, there's this black

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Speaker 3: we know Archie's got a couple of cocks in there,

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Speaker 3: but cocks are okay. Well, the royal cock is assured.

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Speaker 2: The royal cocks, I think, are in grave if the

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Speaker 2: say is that Harry and Meghan are about to find

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Speaker 2: have to lie to Archie about what's happened to the chickens.

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Speaker 3: Can I ask you very quickly before we get into

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Speaker 3: the potential massacre of Archie's chickens, do you think that

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Speaker 3: the bear was planted there by the royal family? Like,

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Speaker 3: do you think the queen centered as revenge?

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Speaker 2: I hadn't thought about that. I mean, what are the

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Speaker 2: chances when it could it be a coincidence that all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, you know, you've done this Oprah into

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Speaker 2: doing a black bear.

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Speaker 3: There's a murderous black bear ringing chickens necks in the night.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I reckon.

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Speaker 3: And here's another thought for you, and I don't want

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Speaker 3: pigeons or the chickens, so to speak. But what if

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Speaker 3: the queen is the bear.

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Speaker 2: Bloody hill, You've just spun that right on its head,

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Speaker 2: So you reckon. The Queen has I don't know called

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Speaker 2: a private flight from the UK to Canada. She's dressed

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Speaker 2: at Harry, she is going to literally eat cheese chickens,

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Speaker 2: and not only to pull off the rules of being

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Speaker 2: to convince everyone I'm a bear. Look blah blah blah,

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Speaker 2: I eat the chicken.

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Speaker 3: Bit was just an act to proved toever. And it's

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Speaker 3: like those people that go under cover for ten years.

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Speaker 3: The first five years is just part of the long con. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's what the Queen's been in the future. I mean,

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Speaker 3: and when you say it out loud, it sounds a.

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Speaker 2: Ridiculous, doesn't it. Well, you've got me mate, really. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to get back on track on what I

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Speaker 2: was talking about before, if you don't mind. Harry and

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Speaker 2: Meghan find themselves in this situation quite seriously though, when

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Speaker 2: it's going to happen, guys, I'm sorry, it's likely going

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Speaker 3: The last time they want to tell their grandkid is

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Speaker 2: Exactly right. The truth hurts. Thirteen one oh six y five.

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Speaker 2: I know you parents around there. Maybe you were the

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Speaker 2: kid in this situation. You'll later find out what was

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Speaker 2: the lie mum and dad told when the pet went missing? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got one. Maybe it's Alfred, But my I don't

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Speaker 3: Maybe he didn't die, Maybe he just went and undercover

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Speaker 3: as the bear. Yeah, maybe it's still him and just

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Speaker 3: Alfred dressing up as a bear to kill Archie's chickens.

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Speaker 3: That's Meghan and Harry's Archie, their little boy. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 3: meant to say Prince Philip, and I think there could

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Speaker 3: be a bit of conspiracy theory there that he didn't

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Speaker 3: the Oprah interview I.

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Speaker 2: Was going to put on record is what he's speaking.

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Speaker 2: I do not condone that theory. I will, however, entertain

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Speaker 2: the idea that the Queen's dressing up as a black bear,

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Speaker 2: because that is a true story. Archie's chickens are being

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Speaker 2: stalked by a black bear. In my opinion, the chickens

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Speaker 2: are cooked. Guys. I'm sorry, I had to be a

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Speaker 2: realist on you all dropping truth bombs up in here.

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Speaker 2: But the chickens are dead or they're going to They're

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Speaker 2: just gone. It's a black bear at the end of

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Speaker 2: because that's what Harry and Megan are gonna have to

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Speaker 2: do the truth hurts? Wow, well will they tell them?

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Speaker 2: Do you think they didn't tell them? A lot? A lot.

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Speaker 2: My great grandfather Philip didn't actually die. They definitely won't

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Speaker 2: say that.

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Speaker 3: They ushered him out. There's a trap door under the coffin.

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Speaker 3: He slipped straight into a bespoke bearsuit and he's been

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Speaker 3: eating raw chickens for the last six days. Tough conversation

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Speaker 3: to have.

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Speaker 2: It's been dead for longer than that. But let's go

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Speaker 2: to Karina here thirty one or six y five, Karna,

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Speaker 2: what happened with the samurai fish?

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Speaker 9: Yes, well, we've had a few, but the first one

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Speaker 9: and I couldn't get one straight away. So when he

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Speaker 9: came home, I said, look, sorry, he used to go

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Speaker 9: on holidays. Next day, he's quite upset, believe me. Next

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Speaker 9: a magic fish. They change colors. They go on holidays

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Speaker 9: and they come back and they're a different color. Probably

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Speaker 9: went on to years. I still he did believe it, so.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry Karina. Every time a samurai fish died, you

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Speaker 2: would say holiday. And then when he was on holiday,

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Speaker 2: he got a bit of a suntan. He's also magic fish,

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Speaker 2: or he changed colors and now he's back from his holiday.

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Speaker 9: That's right, I believe it.

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Speaker 2: Genius Hell, that's a good idea. You really did it

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Speaker 2: for every pet just gone on a holiday. He's going

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Speaker 2: fish in you know, Tahiti. There is you just go

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Speaker 2: on Google image and fish. Look at him. He's been

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Speaker 2: you a post gap. Let's go to Sonya. Now, Sonya,

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Speaker 2: what happened to your dog?

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Speaker 11: Yes? We had two children, two toddlers. One ended up

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Speaker 11: being allergic to the dog. So I'm like, yep, he's gone.

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Speaker 11: So my husband took him and put him to the

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Speaker 11: And every month I would get a letter with very

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Speaker 11: adventures where he was in Tasmania when he was down

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Speaker 11: clicking opals and yeah, so I did so every month

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Speaker 11: and I would get a letter from Scott saying that

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Speaker 11: he was having a fabulous adventure.

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Speaker 9: But he missed him and he loved.

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Speaker 2: Him extraordinary Sonya. But how did it end or is

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Speaker 2: it still going?

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Speaker 11: I look at it faded out for about a year.

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Speaker 11: It was once a month, and then I kind of

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Speaker 11: like stretched the letters out a little bit until that

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Speaker 11: kind of forgot about.

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Speaker 2: It, natural phase out.

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Speaker 3: Where was his last letter from Sonya, Rhodesia somewhere for him?

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Speaker 2: No, no, it used to make it there. All the

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Speaker 2: pets are going so good. We got Jackie here. Now, Jackie,

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Speaker 2: you had a pet, Lamb. We're talking about the lies

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Speaker 2: you tell your kids when the when the pet goes missing.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Hi, I just want to have a disclosure to

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Speaker 8: anybody out there. It's not a happy ending. So we

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Speaker 8: had a yeah, Pitt Lamb. We came home one day

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Speaker 8: and it was gone and missing, and Mum and dad

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Speaker 8: told us that a giant came and stole it.

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Speaker 12: And later that the.

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Speaker 8: Dinner table there was lamb. And because we were so

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Speaker 8: distraught and crying, my parents couldn't eat dinner.

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Speaker 3: Oh so you guys put two and two together. You

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Speaker 3: didn't believe the lie. You were just like you bastards.

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Speaker 8: So we didn't know. We didn't know it too little

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Speaker 8: because we were so much my parents couldn't actually eat.

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Speaker 2: Because they felt awful about what they're done.

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Speaker 3: Wow, surely there are other lambs to kill out there, Jackie, Like,

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Speaker 3: why did they go for yours?

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Speaker 8: I don't know, the naughty giant.

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00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:13,600
Speaker 2: Naughty giant giant. We got, Maria here, that was pretty wild.

438
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:19,320
Speaker 2: We've gotage going very well, thank you. Still just reeling

439
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:23,400
Speaker 2: from that pet lamb story. That was pretty hectic. Oh,

440
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,360
Speaker 2: you had a couple of those.

441
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 3: At the end of the day, you are killing a baby,

442
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,960
Speaker 3: and specifically a baby, Yeah, and then.

443
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 2: Feed it to your kids. That's Jackie's parents did. But Maria,

444
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 2: you've got a story about what you told the kids

445
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:37,280
Speaker 2: when a pet went missing.

446
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,119
Speaker 12: Yeah, I said, bone appetite. I was trying to also

447
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 12: ensure that we ate healthily, and the kids really love

448
00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:46,520
Speaker 12: their dim sims, so I just said when the cat

449
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:50,639
Speaker 12: went missing, I just said, well, what happens is they

450
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 12: use cats to make dim sims, so two birds, one

451
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,520
Speaker 12: stone kind of thing, so he need healthy. But then

452
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,080
Speaker 12: I put dim sins in front of him, and I

453
00:21:58,119 --> 00:22:02,280
Speaker 12: got looked like I was, you know, devil, because I've

454
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 12: served up cat rereped in pastry and they never touched

455
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:07,040
Speaker 12: them again.

456
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

457
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Speaker 3: We are talking Mother's Day and the amount of people

458
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Speaker 3: who continue to cock this one upwards. I mean they're

459
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,440
Speaker 3: ever largely men and men to be honest, when we

460
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 3: start to realize that this is a significant moment and

461
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 3: just get it right. I was watching a bit of Today,

462
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,840
Speaker 3: the Today Show today, Oh yeah, and I mean it

463
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,720
Speaker 3: really does beg into question as a husband, how much

464
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 3: of a role do you play on Mother's Day helping

465
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 3: out the kids kids, but also just you know, tipping

466
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Speaker 3: the cap to the woman who has mother the kids.

467
00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 3: Of course, you know, surely you just you know, eat

468
00:22:49,840 --> 00:22:51,360
Speaker 3: a bit of humble pie. They do the right thing

469
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,480
Speaker 3: and make it a special day for it. But Karl

470
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 3: Stefanovic was certainly no example to be led by.

471
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Speaker 2: I've got a present.

472
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Speaker 3: I've got burger rings for Jess Loving the rings pack,

473
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:01,679
Speaker 3: the massive pack, family pack.

474
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 11: And he slept all yeah, wow, Yeah he.

475
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: Did get the family pack. You got the family were

476
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 2: given that. If you got the small one then I'm

477
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,879
Speaker 2: definitely you know, throwing a few knives there. But the

478
00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 2: family pack, yeah, not good enough with it. I think

479
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 2: it was not good enough.

480
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 3: Earlier, I was in the studio the other day talking about,

481
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 3: you know, the great earth shaking thing that he does

482
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Speaker 3: for his wife on Mother's Day.

483
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Speaker 2: Because Bridget want you involved, though it is a bit

484
00:23:24,119 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 2: selfish from you to take your hands off it. Well,

485
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,119
Speaker 2: the thing that I'll organized, like lunch, we usually have

486
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:34,840
Speaker 2: a so I organized that, And did you call the restaurant? It?

487
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:35,680
Speaker 2: Exactly right?

488
00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 3: Yes, again, you're enjoying, enjoying, but yeah, the point is

489
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 3: that you know you're currently got a family pack at

490
00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,720
Speaker 3: a burger rings and a bloke you may have thirty

491
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,040
Speaker 3: minutes thirty second phone called to a restaurant.

492
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Speaker 2: I'll fly the flag here, and you know we're gonna

493
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 2: put off a little bit.

494
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 3: I cooked Mother's Day this year.

495
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah I did. I had come over in the courtyard

496
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 2: and made egg and bacon rolls. So he did a

497
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Speaker 2: good job. Yeah I did. Earlier I was stoked with

498
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Speaker 2: how it went. Actually best best I've ever done. You

499
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:04,040
Speaker 2: feel good after listening to me like lazy? Yeah? Yeah,

500
00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:04,520
Speaker 2: get around.

501
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 3: Well let's go to Dan's giving us go Dan, you

502
00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 3: ruined Mother's Day? Going?

503
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 5: Yeah?

504
00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 2: What happened yesterday? Mate?

505
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 13: Oh mate? All right, well yesterday, Well, it was. It

506
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 13: was a pretty bad day for me and my partner.

507
00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:22,680
Speaker 13: A couple of weeks ago we organized, Yah, there's a

508
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:26,200
Speaker 13: really nice restaurant and like for for a brunch obviously,

509
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 13: and so we got everything ready and everybody was going

510
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:33,280
Speaker 13: to come out come out our place, uh, you know,

511
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 13: for a cup of tea. So what me and my

512
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 13: partner did. We stuck in hooked into the house. You

513
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,080
Speaker 13: know when you got car player and everything, because I

514
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 13: really deep cleaning the car because he's got cool board.

515
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 13: Gollie runs around and she she's made a business of course.

516
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, So I spent all night doing that.

517
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,600
Speaker 13: My partner police she went, she at nuts and you know,

518
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 13: I really made house really really lovely, and so yeah,

519
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,320
Speaker 13: it got to about twelve o'clock at night, and you know,

520
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:04,200
Speaker 13: we're having a couple of quite years and yeah, them

521
00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:06,959
Speaker 13: do too many beers after and didn't go to bed

522
00:25:07,040 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 13: till probably about two or three. And yeah, we didn't

523
00:25:11,359 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 13: show up to the nine o'clock brunch and we all

524
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 13: there and Daniel, I couldn't believe as soon as all

525
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 13: I got thought was a big night there.

526
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Speaker 2: Yeah, wow, damn mate, he's on the deep clan of

527
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: the carpet there as well. Couldn't been as big of

528
00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,080
Speaker 2: a nightmare as that phone call was. I mean is

529
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,160
Speaker 2: it's got Chris thirty one six five and we.

530
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Speaker 3: Got you actually got the last five seconds. He made

531
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Speaker 3: it so it didn't manage to rock up for lunch.

532
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,399
Speaker 2: Bang. We've got Dane. He wanted to show off a

533
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 2: lot of glad. I'm glad.

534
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 3: You know that you've got to bought a collie in

535
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 3: your deck. Clean the house though it's a big flex what.

536
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:55,320
Speaker 2: I wanted to hear clean the house. We're talking about

537
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,240
Speaker 2: ruining mother's day, mate, can you jesus, let's got Chris.

538
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 2: Chris happened yesterday, mate.

539
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:04,560
Speaker 10: Fellows, Fellows, I need your help, mate. I've stuffed I've

540
00:26:04,560 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 10: stuffed it up. Yeah, partner's first Mother's Day.

541
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,840
Speaker 13: We've got a new born.

542
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 10: She went out and bought her own present. I didn't

543
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 10: even wrap it, didn't even get a card in all

544
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 10: the wrong things, and you know what, I've copped it

545
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 10: all day.

546
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,760
Speaker 2: We've got some great news, mate. I actually think there's

547
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 2: something that we can do with Will's permission. I haven't

548
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:27,560
Speaker 2: spoken to him about this yet, that will totally redeem

549
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 2: the situation. Are you open to that.

550
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 10: Mate, I'm open for anything. Anything can't be as bad

551
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:32,720
Speaker 10: as what I've done.

552
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 3: I'm telling you how much of a dog like scale

553
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 3: of one to ten doghouse are you in?

554
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:36,400
Speaker 2: Chris?

555
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 10: Look, I think I'm nearly eleven.

556
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,560
Speaker 2: Well, okay, I've got this idea that I think will

557
00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 2: burst you out of the doghouse, and any any person

558
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,040
Speaker 2: who is listening that also stuffed up Mother's Day get

559
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:48,920
Speaker 2: a pen and paper, because this will redeem all. Chris,

560
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: are you open to trying it up next?

561
00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,639
Speaker 10: Yep? Let's do it?

562
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 2: Okay, amazing, Let's go to a so.

563
00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 3: You mean like calling his mother in law, calling his mom,

564
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 3: calling his mom? Kidding Chris, Yeah, my partner, Yep, let's

565
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 3: do jeez.

566
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,719
Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

567
00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 2: Woods.

568
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: Right now, we are talking about people who yesterday, you know,

569
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 3: to be honest, really cooked Mother's Day and they're looking

570
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,720
Speaker 3: to come in the air right now and make a

571
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 3: bit of amends for it.

572
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 2: Well, we've got a suggestion.

573
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 3: You've got a suggestion which I'm frantically trying to sort out.

574
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: I'll stitched you up a little bit, There's no doubt

575
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:27,399
Speaker 2: about it. But we received a phone call from Chris.

576
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:33,320
Speaker 2: Chris is on the phone right now. Basically he couldn't

577
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,879
Speaker 2: have cooked Mother's Day more, he didn't wrap the present,

578
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 2: didn't organize the present, amongst a whole bunch of other calamities.

579
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,440
Speaker 2: We've got Chris here, Hey, Chris, get out here, going

580
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 2: good mate? Now, we were saying just before the song there, mate,

581
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:47,879
Speaker 2: that like, as far as the doghouse goes, you're a

582
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 2: twelve out of ten right now because of how badly

583
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 2: it went yesterday.

584
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 10: I'm struggling. I'm really struggling.

585
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair enough, man, And we feel for he well,

586
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: you know, while we're not happy that you didn't do

587
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,239
Speaker 2: well yesterday, we feel for you, mate, because you've got

588
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:00,720
Speaker 2: you've got to you've got a partner, you've got a

589
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 2: new baby. Is that right, Chris, Yeah, that's right. Yeah, Okay, great.

590
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,160
Speaker 3: Now, I'm pretty sure having Chris you've got about Mother's

591
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 3: days idea that you forgot about.

592
00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 10: It, Yeah, that's right.

593
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 2: Well it kills you now, Chris. I'm pretty sure your

594
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 2: partner can't hear us right now. But basically, mate, Will

595
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 2: is a bit of a poet, and he wrote his

596
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 2: mum a poem for Mother's Day. So what I was thinking, mate,

597
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 2: is I believe have you received a text message from Will?

598
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 9: Yeah?

599
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 13: I have?

600
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so that's the poem that Will wrote to

601
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 2: his mum.

602
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:37,000
Speaker 3: Now, Chris, Now, Chris, I've tweaked it a little bit

603
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,959
Speaker 3: for you because I found out what your mum's name is,

604
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 3: what your what your partner's name is name?

605
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,920
Speaker 2: His name is Ash? Is that right?

606
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:44,800
Speaker 10: Yeah?

607
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 6: Okay?

608
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 3: Can you go over any messages there? You should see

609
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 3: a message from a number ending in three nine zero. Yeah,

610
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,440
Speaker 3: when there's a photo in there.

611
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 10: Went to climb the mountains of life. Mountains. Here we go,

612
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,680
Speaker 10: I'm drawing. I question one makes why I can't read this?

613
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 5: You can?

614
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 2: Chris? Chris, now, Christ to wait for it now when

615
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:09,600
Speaker 2: you get because we've got your partner on the phone

616
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: right now. She can't. Chris says, like, look, I just

617
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 2: wanted to say I'm really sorry about yesterday, and I've

618
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:17,800
Speaker 2: written you a poem. And then's cracking, man, Chris. You

619
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 2: just a quick rehearsal, Yeah, alright, let's go. Okay, let's

620
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 2: give us quick rehearsal quick.

621
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Speaker 10: I'll read half at eight So I'm grateful when the

622
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 10: snows of deep despair, I was blessed the moment I

623
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 10: was kissed by a love pure than the holiest of prayers,

624
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 10: and as deep as a sea turtle folding in the mist.

625
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:37,120
Speaker 2: Keep going.

626
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 10: I never tell you, Ash, but your love is the

627
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 10: greatest gift and.

628
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 3: Immertal mutable, immutable, immutable, mutable.

629
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,400
Speaker 10: Bowel of peace that rings whenever the souls are.

630
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: Perfect Mate the money shot. All right, Chris, all right,

631
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 2: we've got your partner on the phone right now. Hello.

632
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: Is that Ash?

633
00:29:59,160 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 9: Yeah?

634
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:02,280
Speaker 2: Hi, Actually, we've got your partner Chris here.

635
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 10: Hello, Hi, darling.

636
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 6: Hi.

637
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 3: Now, as Christ's called before your life on Will and Woody.

638
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 3: By the way, Chris just called us before to say,

639
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 3: first of all, happy Mother's Day from Woody to night.

640
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 11: Thank you.

641
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 2: That's all right.

642
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 3: Chris just called us earlier today to say that he

643
00:30:21,480 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 3: absolutely well he had a poor showing on Mother's Day.

644
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 2: How would you describe it?

645
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, let's just say.

646
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:36,000
Speaker 3: Okay, Now, Chris has actually written something with us to

647
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 3: apologize to you for for for for his poor showing

648
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 3: on Mother's Day. Okay, if you're willing to hear it,

649
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:52,040
Speaker 3: go for it. Okay, Chris, yep, fools, yours buddy.

650
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,240
Speaker 10: All right, So I'm grateful when the snows of deep

651
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 10: despair that I was blessed the moment I was kissed by.

652
00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:02,040
Speaker 10: I love here the holiest of prayers, as a deep

653
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:05,680
Speaker 10: at sea turtle folding in the midst. I never tell you,

654
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 10: but your love is the greatest gift, an immertle bell

655
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 10: of piece that rings whenever. My soul is a dread

656
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 10: and I love you.

657
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Speaker 2: It's pretty good.

658
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Speaker 9: It's so beautiful.

659
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Speaker 2: Has he redeemed himself?

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Speaker 6: I think so.

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Speaker 5: Well.

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Speaker 2: You can also have five hundred bucks suspend an eBay

663
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Speaker 2: you two.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, well Red Chris, great stuff.

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Speaker 2: We'll have to work on that.

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Speaker 3: No thanks, mate, love to work on that immutable pronunciation,

667
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Speaker 3: but no worries better, what.

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Speaker 2: Did he go for a myrtle? Who knows it's like

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Speaker 2: a half between immortal and a turtle because he was

670
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,000
Speaker 2: trying to run with sea turtle. I'll get it. It's confusing.

671
00:31:53,160 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the Will and Woody podcast.

672
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Speaker 2: Give us a call. If you're from somewhere else in

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Speaker 2: the world.

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Speaker 11: Get from around here.

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Speaker 6: You know what they're famous for.

676
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: It's women wood eat.

677
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get the people who aren't from Australia to

678
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Speaker 2: come on here. Tell us what their country is famous

679
00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 2: for something obscure their country is famous for? And then

680
00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:17,840
Speaker 2: will you and I try and guess where they are from?

681
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Speaker 2: Got mark?

682
00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 3: Here? Mark?

683
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Speaker 2: What's your country famous for?

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Speaker 10: My country is famous for pasti?

685
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Speaker 2: Go again, they're big fella past what's pastiti?

686
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Speaker 10: Pasti?

687
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 3: Pastizi pastisi?

688
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Speaker 2: What is a pastii? What is a pasti? Mark?

689
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's called because in Malti air did you just

690
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Speaker 3: give it?

691
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:50,920
Speaker 10: Shaped like female anatomy? And that's what past means in Malta?

692
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Speaker 3: Right, so right, right, so so pastiici It means vagina

693
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Speaker 3: in Maltese.

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Speaker 10: The one though, like singular means.

695
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Speaker 13: Is one, but means a lot of them, a.

696
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Speaker 3: Lot of vaginas in my Italian secretary, Very good, thanks

697
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Speaker 3: for the cool mark.

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Speaker 2: So you're from Malta. Obviously you've given it away. What's up?

699
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Speaker 2: We actually didn't figure out what buzzi was. You eat it?

700
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Speaker 2: You know, we got that one? Look it up. Let's

701
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Speaker 2: go to Angela. Here, Angela, what's your country famous for?

702
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Speaker 8: My country is famous for emeralds.

703
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Speaker 2: Emerald emeralds and emeralds like a like a diamond, like

704
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Speaker 2: a jewelry. Yeah, like a green emeralds. And what was

705
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Speaker 2: the other one? Sorry, Angela. That's famous for you'll kill me,

706
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Speaker 2: I'll kill you? Is a flower orchidsower orchids and now will?

707
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Speaker 2: Now here's the thing I have I was part of.

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Speaker 9: To give your clue away.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Angela. Emeralds and orchards, now will. I was

710
00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,680
Speaker 2: once part of a bit of a hustle overseas where

711
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 2: I was. I was fooled into thinking that there was

712
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Speaker 2: a public holiday for emeralds being half priced. Yes, and

713
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Speaker 2: was thrown into a room and ended upuying a whole

714
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Speaker 2: bunch of emeralds and lost a lot of money. Yes,

715
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Speaker 2: that was in Sri Lanka. Yes, So are you with

716
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Speaker 2: me here? That Angela's from Sri Lanka?

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Speaker 3: So you think that, given that orchards emeralds are from Sri.

718
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Speaker 2: Lanka, might have been Sapphires. Actually, I think it might

719
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Speaker 2: have been Sapphires.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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Speaker 2: I've been there. I've been there myself. Where are emeralds

722
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Speaker 2: from them? I have no idea?

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Speaker 3: Bloody hell, I feel like I feel like, yeah, I

724
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Speaker 3: don't know, mate, I was.

725
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Speaker 2: Shooting with Sri Lanka Angela. Reckon, you're from Sri Lanka?

726
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Speaker 8: Oh my god?

727
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Speaker 2: Not even okay? Fair enough into her action well, do

728
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Speaker 2: you tell are you Italian? Angela?

729
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Speaker 6: Are you?

730
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Speaker 3: Are you Italian?

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Speaker 9: I'm not in Italian?

732
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Speaker 3: Or if you're like Sicilian or something and you're telling

733
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Speaker 3: me you're not Italian, I'll be furious.

734
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Speaker 11: I'm not Italian.

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Speaker 2: Where are you from, Angela, Colombia? Are you famous for emeralds?

736
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Speaker 3: Yes, we are, We've always been.

737
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were famous for something else.

739
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Speaker 12: Oh, yeah, I know what you mean.

740
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,320
Speaker 3: Mmm, coffee, exactly, coffee.

741
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Speaker 2: Let's go to Laura, and they're firing for a lot

742
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Speaker 2: of the Colombians for a small place. What was the

743
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:44,439
Speaker 2: other thing that famous for coffee? Emeralds orchids? Yeah, donkeys maybe, Yeah,

744
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 2: it could be donkeys. AT's got Laura, Laura?

745
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Speaker 6: What's your country famous for for the tirst of blood?

746
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Speaker 2: The taste of blood? Romania?

747
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Speaker 8: Hi, you're too good?

748
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Speaker 2: Yeah? Sorry? How are Romanians famous for the taste of blood? Chansylvania?

749
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Speaker 3: Jansylvania, I think correctly if I'm wrong, Laura, But it

750
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,399
Speaker 3: is that a fictional place, Chansylvania.

751
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:11,840
Speaker 2: There was it was?

752
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:13,840
Speaker 3: It was kind of like model A.

753
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 8: Vampires.

754
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually a part of Romania where Dracula was originally from.

755
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,319
Speaker 2: Thanks to the call Laura. Romania famous for anything else?

756
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,480
Speaker 2: Good Eastern meats.

757
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 3: I would have thought, why, yes, yes, yeah, that's part

758
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,600
Speaker 3: of Europe, the oldest wine culture in the world. Georgia

759
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:35,560
Speaker 3: as well, famous from very great wine culture.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me anything, you know anything? What else do

761
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:43,960
Speaker 2: you know about Romania? Wouldsm What do I know about Romania?

762
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:47,840
Speaker 2: That's a great question. Interestingly, the first running of the

763
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,600
Speaker 2: bulls was in Romania. No, no, nobodyeople know that. But

764
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Speaker 2: they moved, they moved to the bulls tell me, I know.

765
00:36:54,440 --> 00:36:55,920
Speaker 2: The government sort of cracked down. They were like, we're

766
00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,000
Speaker 2: not running the bulls there anymore. The Romanian president said that,

767
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,799
Speaker 2: and they moved it to Spain, Pamplona.

768
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 3: But it's not just a chance for me to give

769
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Speaker 3: me a fact.

770
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Speaker 2: Something else.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

772
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 2: I Will. I've been watching my partner do something. Look,

773
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:13,719
Speaker 2: she would do it every day. I don't catch it

774
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,799
Speaker 2: every single day. Obviously, I'm not some sort of god

775
00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 2: that's everywhere at every time. But I witness her do

776
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 2: something and I'm I'm jealous. I'm jealous of the euphoria

777
00:37:25,560 --> 00:37:28,319
Speaker 2: that she feels every time that she does this thing.

778
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:40,759
Speaker 2: It's removing her bra after a long day. Now, I

779
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 2: don't want to It's not a sexual comment at all.

780
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:46,399
Speaker 2: I'm talking about after a really long day, the look

781
00:37:46,440 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 2: on her that enjoys it in a sexual sense. I mean,

782
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 2: it's just off topic, you know, I mean I off

783
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 2: topic at all.

784
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:53,280
Speaker 3: That's the question.

785
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 2: Well, you've asked the question. I'm not going to answer it.

786
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,960
Speaker 2: But the you do, the look on her as a

787
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Speaker 2: part of you that enjoys it, I find are incredibly attractive.

788
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 2: Of course I enjoy it, but honestly, the part of

789
00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 2: it that I enjoy the most is the look on

790
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 2: her face, the happiness and the relief that she feels

791
00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 2: after a really long day when she does unclip the

792
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:16,960
Speaker 2: bra and it comes off. Now, will this is something

793
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 2: that you and I will never get to experience.

794
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 3: I might have a boob jum gold transition, barring a

795
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 3: boob job, could transition.

796
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 2: Well, if you do transition, you will get to experience it.

797
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: And I didn't realize you were contemplating that.

798
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:31,960
Speaker 3: It wasn't contemplating. I'm just saying I could.

799
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Speaker 2: If you were going to do it.

800
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Speaker 3: Sure, if you choose not to get a boob job

801
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 3: or transition or.

802
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:39,640
Speaker 2: Transition, you will never get to experience the feeling that

803
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 2: a woman gets after a long day when she removes

804
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: the bra and a whole bunch of people listening to

805
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,920
Speaker 2: us right now are going, yeah, you know what, I

806
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 2: will never experience that either. So look, this is what

807
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,799
Speaker 2: I'd like to do with the help of a whole

808
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:51,279
Speaker 2: bunch of women.

809
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 3: And you're jealous that you don't get to experience this.

810
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 2: I just want to know, like, what does it feel like?

811
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Speaker 2: I do you think it feels like? I don't know.

812
00:38:58,200 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 3: Well, you put words on it there when you get

813
00:38:59,920 --> 00:39:01,960
Speaker 3: to watch it, what do you think it feels like?

814
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 2: If you give me an analogy, I imagine it feels

815
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 2: like you were carrying a basket of small puppies on

816
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 2: your head all day, like dogs and a dog in

817
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 2: a vase on your head, and your neck was really hurting. Yeah,

818
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,480
Speaker 2: and then you get like dogs, don't know the first

819
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 2: thing came into my head, and then you just throw

820
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 2: that basket of puppies on the ground. Yeah, and just

821
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: that relief of your neck straightening up again, that's all

822
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 2: in my head. That's what I see her face doing.

823
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,399
Speaker 3: Can I try and decode your subconscious for a sec here?

824
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 2: If it makes me sound creepy.

825
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 3: Then no, I feel like you said the word puppies,

826
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 3: because that's what sometimes you refer to as breasts.

827
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Speaker 2: As I do not now some making me sound immature,

828
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,600
Speaker 2: thirty one or six of them trying to get women

829
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,960
Speaker 2: to call. Right now, ladies, can you come on the

830
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,239
Speaker 2: show and just describe to me the feeling? What does

831
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 2: it feel like? What does it feel like to remember?

832
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 3: Like?

833
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:58,520
Speaker 2: What does it when you realize use a metaphor? I

834
00:39:58,560 --> 00:40:00,680
Speaker 2: feel like when you let the dogs out, won't refer

835
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Speaker 2: to them as puppies? Stop it will that's not having

836
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Speaker 2: me at all.

837
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Speaker 3: What's a matter of some some we might refer to

838
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Speaker 3: their own breasts as puppies.

839
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 2: Let them call them puppies? Will let them?

840
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:10,839
Speaker 6: Ah?

841
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: Right, you know what I'm asking for, ladies, give us

842
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 2: a goal. Tells what it feels like to remove your

843
00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 2: brother to have some fun up next. Right now, we're

844
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,680
Speaker 2: trying to understand the feeling that ladies get every single day,

845
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 2: and that is the removal of the bra after a

846
00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:33,759
Speaker 2: long day. I see my new partner, Mim after a

847
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:37,319
Speaker 2: really long day, She's stressed and she whips that thing off,

848
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 2: and honestly, will the euphoria on her face. It's like

849
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 2: the weight of the world has just been lifted, and

850
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to understand what does it feel like?

851
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 2: You know when I talk to her and she laughs

852
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 2: at me and says I'm immature. But luckily some ladies

853
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,839
Speaker 2: have called on thirteen one oh sixty five and they

854
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:57,000
Speaker 2: can try and teach us. Will what does it feel like? Yeah?

855
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,760
Speaker 2: Against this topic? It out? Are you why on what ground?

856
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:01,960
Speaker 11: Sir?

857
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: Uh?

858
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,560
Speaker 3: All sorts of grounds? Man, Yeah, one, I didn't. It

859
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 3: was my Talia gee.

860
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 2: With talk about a hole in myselle. Thanks for up

861
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 2: before the show listen. Oh gee, thanks mate, Just like you.

862
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 3: Know, it was what he's topic for women to call

863
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 3: up and describe what it felt like to take.

864
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 2: Their bray having a bit of a tiff here.

865
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Speaker 3: So obviously obviously this is without talking about their breasts

866
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 3: like that. You're using metaphors, analogies of the colorful language.

867
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Speaker 2: It's like, what does it feel like? Yeah, we just

868
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 2: want to stress that though, you know, Talia, what does

869
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: it feel like?

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Speaker 8: So it's like taking out your ponytail after a really

871
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:44,919
Speaker 8: long day?

872
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:50,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, the room get that? Yeah, because I've got

873
00:41:50,920 --> 00:41:53,479
Speaker 2: the ponytail Talia like that. I guess there's a little

874
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:56,560
Speaker 2: bit of a release there, Like is it? Would you say?

875
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 2: Surely the bra off after a day is way better

876
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: than the pytail.

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Speaker 13: Wow?

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Speaker 9: For me, it's kind of even I've got really long hair.

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Speaker 3: The longer the hair, yeah, the bigger the release. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: get your Talia alright. Disappointing From being honest, I'm super disappointed.

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Speaker 3: But what are you expecting? Because before you said a

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00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 3: vase of puppies on my sitting.

883
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,640
Speaker 2: On my hair around your head and you're taking them

884
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 2: off like it's sitting on my head.

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Speaker 3: What are you expecting here?

886
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 2: Like all day?

887
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 3: Sort of what level of euphoria is your partner showing?

888
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: Like like I'm expecting, like, you know, the moment on

889
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 2: a free like you've jumped into a freezing cold lake

890
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 2: and then you've got into a hot bath like that

891
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:39,520
Speaker 2: sort of relief. That's what I'm expecting.

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00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 3: By see, I'm kind of thinking, like you know, when

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00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 3: Moses was leaving leading the Jews out of Egypt, leading

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00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 3: was leading them out of there, and he gets to

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Speaker 3: the Red Sea, stay with me, and God says, you

896
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 3: know what, man, if you chuck your staff in the

897
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Speaker 3: Red Sea, Yeah, it'll open.

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00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,920
Speaker 2: Right up for you lead a path out of there.

899
00:42:58,920 --> 00:43:00,440
Speaker 3: You'll be able to walk through the jew straight out

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Speaker 3: of a job, and Moses is like Jesus, that can happen.

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Speaker 3: I'm imagining the relief is like when Moses chucks his

902
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 3: staff in the sea and it actually parted.

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00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 2: Amazing relief. Yeah, Yeah, that's that's the that's got a Kelly, Kelly,

904
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Speaker 2: you've heard what we think it feels like. What does

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Speaker 2: it feel like for you removing your bra for a

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00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 2: long day?

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00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 8: So for me, it would have felt like for a

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00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,000
Speaker 8: male taking a mask off coming out the summer at

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00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 8: the end of the day when we had to wear.

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00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 2: Masks, masks, when you had to have a mask on all.

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00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,839
Speaker 8: Day at the end of the day. For me, I

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00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 8: don't know which.

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Speaker 3: A mask phenomenon than Moses parting the sea phenomenon.

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Speaker 9: Kelly, I would have to.

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00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 12: See after what do you hook outside?

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00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:52,840
Speaker 3: What about Moses in this scenario? Where does he fit in?

917
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,319
Speaker 11: Oh?

918
00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:55,879
Speaker 3: I really don't.

919
00:43:56,080 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: I think only if Moses in a face mask when

920
00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 2: he was leading the Jews out of Egypt, could he

921
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,560
Speaker 2: might have been a lot of sand around Potentially We've

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Speaker 2: got Sharon now though, Sharon I mean it feels like

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Speaker 2: maybe Will and I are a bit off on what

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00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:14,000
Speaker 2: this feeling was like. What was it like for you?

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00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:14,800
Speaker 2: What is it like for you?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 11: Ron?

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Speaker 9: You?

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Speaker 2: How are you going?

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Speaker 1: Go?

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Speaker 2: Very well? Sharon? Thanks for hi.

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Speaker 9: Listen.

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Speaker 2: I'll take my bra off right now. And so Sharon,

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Speaker 2: actually sorry, so your bra is currently on? Yeah it

935
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Speaker 2: is okay, okay, now how you just have been on

936
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Speaker 2: for Sharon?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 11: Day, mate?

939
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Speaker 6: They drive me insane?

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00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 2: This is perfect. So and you're absolutely you're just itching

941
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:40,399
Speaker 2: to get that thing on your one hand, one hand

942
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Speaker 2: or two handed unclipped.

943
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Speaker 4: That's a bit of a two handed job, mate, I

944
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Speaker 4: am sixty two ni okay, okay.

945
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Speaker 2: So Sharon, if you can just walk us through it here, like,

946
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Speaker 2: tell us what you're doing and how it feels. Just

947
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Speaker 2: I want to be on the ride there with you.

948
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Speaker 2: Here we go, all right?

949
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Speaker 12: Well, unfortunately my bras are the stretchy one, so one arms.

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Speaker 9: Already out of the armhole, the second one's out, and

951
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 9: man does it feel good?

952
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:10,480
Speaker 11: They just sort of go springy and comfortable.

953
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 2: Sorry, are they out?

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00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 11: Yeah?

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00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 2: They're out? Man, very quick, it happened very quickly.

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Speaker 9: Hey mate, When you go one of these suckers on.

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Speaker 9: You don't want it to be left on any longer

958
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Speaker 9: than it has to be, and.

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Speaker 3: We appreciate you going that and doing it live on

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Speaker 3: the radio show Guys Totally Wild Springy in fren of it,

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Speaker 3: We're going to the joke.

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