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Speaker 1: Every Monday, we try and pick a song that sums

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Speaker 1: up what happened to us over the weekend. This weekend

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Speaker 1: in my house, Big weekend, my wife's birthday. Saturday night,

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Speaker 1: she was going out with the girls, and you know

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Speaker 1: when someone there's something in the air. She's coming home

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Speaker 1: in a bad way tonight, and Sarah keeps it locked down.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't behave like that, right. She doesn't really get

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Speaker 1: drunk and she doesn't really drink that much, but you know,

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Speaker 1: you feel it in the air. I tell you what

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Speaker 1: we was. It was non stop texting on the WhatsApp.

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Speaker 2: Girls group, girls grouped during the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Percircular o'clock rude not to and I could just I

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Speaker 1: was watching all this going this is going to be trouble.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be trouble, right, And I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I was supposed to going out with the guys and

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Speaker 1: she's going to girls and I said, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to go out.

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Speaker 2: I want to be fresh for Sunday.

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Speaker 1: I knew we had to to get get up and

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Speaker 1: get the cake out and get the kids ready, all

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Speaker 1: the presents ready, and also then tell my wife too

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Speaker 1: the restaurant I book as well, gonna have a nice

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Speaker 1: three course lunch together Sunday. Anyway, my wife comes back

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Speaker 1: in Saturday night and she is steaming. I mean, whoa

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Speaker 1: not seeing her like that in decades?

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Speaker 2: Steaming? You know? So of you? Right? WHOA a little

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Speaker 2: bit wobbly? Far from over? She goes, we got.

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Speaker 1: Any sherry in the house, because I'm like, uh, I

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Speaker 1: don't know. We've got a vicar coming round.

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Speaker 2: What do we need sherry for?

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Speaker 1: Is it Christmas? And landsa here? I don't want any

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Speaker 1: sherry right now? She gets a boll of sherry. Out,

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Speaker 1: join me for a shot of sherry? Are you on

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Speaker 1: your on this world? I don't want me doing shots

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Speaker 1: of sherry. No one has shots of sherry. Maybe some

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Speaker 1: mad wrapper shots of sherry for this Anyway, she starts

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Speaker 1: to ring her friends. She was just in the pub.

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Speaker 2: With yeah, I love you guys like sisters.

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Speaker 1: Lot.

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Speaker 2: This goes on from now and a half.

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Speaker 1: She's now ringing friends in the UK, ringing her mum,

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Speaker 1: and I'm going on, my.

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Speaker 2: Kids, kids are going what is going on?

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Speaker 1: I go to bed. I think I just don't want

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Speaker 1: to get involved in that car crash. I get into

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Speaker 1: bed half one right, I'm woken up by this the

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Speaker 1: lights are out and woken up by this.

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Speaker 2: Not in the bed. All I'm worried about is clean

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Speaker 2: the sheets. No no, no, no, not in the bed.

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Speaker 1: I know that lights are going to go on and

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Speaker 1: I have to help her out to the toilet.

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Speaker 2: I smell of sherry. You know that the vapor vapor trails.

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Speaker 3: In the air.

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Speaker 2: The story, you do, the crime.

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Speaker 1: My job as a journalist to report the facts, to

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Speaker 1: know about this anyway.

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Speaker 2: Obviously Sunday morning, right, I wake up fresh as a daisy.

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Speaker 1: I feel so great because I didn't break out the sherry.

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Speaker 3: And I go, you're right, I'm in a bad Wow.

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Speaker 3: Went yeah, you have a good night. She have to

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Speaker 3: cancel lunch. Cancel lunch, but the kids are looking forward

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Speaker 3: to her.

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Speaker 2: I said, well, look, it's your day.

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Speaker 1: Whatever we do something nice and go all right, I

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Speaker 1: cancel the reservation all this, and then I go, what

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Speaker 1: are we going to do for your birthday lunch? So

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Speaker 1: otherwise the kids are just going to disappear in their rooms.

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Speaker 1: We're still going to do something special. What does someone

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Speaker 1: with ay? And by the time it's like eleven o'clock,

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Speaker 1: when I was saying, hey, what were going for food

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Speaker 1: you want going to go and get a chicken?

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Speaker 2: I cook a chicken.

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Speaker 1: And what does the only person want when they've got

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Speaker 1: a really bad hanger? Let me guess it's one of

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Speaker 1: the big four McDonald's.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what? I had to go? Driver to

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Speaker 2: a drive through? We sat in a car park. Happy

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Speaker 2: Birthday two.

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Speaker 1: They still have those ice cream cakes for your birthday.

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