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Speaker 1: Fresh for This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon everyone. Well I'm whatdy On a Wednesday, we

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Speaker 2: Wrong word, wrong place, as always on a Wednesday, belter

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Speaker 3: our bloody good spicy meatball.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's a super spicy meatballs. It's a super

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Speaker 2: spicy meatball.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: It makes if you're a kid and you're in a car,

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Speaker 2: you want to stick around. I want to make sure

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Speaker 2: mom and dad keep the radio here because I'm going

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Speaker 2: to give you a unique opportunity that you've never had

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Speaker 2: before in your life. Podcasting now. Woods not a surprising

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Speaker 2: news today. I'm sure that got their reasons. But a

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Speaker 2: few airline workers, or quite a few airline workers have striked, okay, yep, yep,

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Speaker 2: which you know I'm always just always just interested in

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Speaker 2: the whole striking thing. Why are you interested in striking? Well,

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Speaker 2: you know, I feel like it's always the same reason.

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Speaker 2: It's the pain, it's the hours. Yes, yes, generally speaking, yeah, yeah, strikers,

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Speaker 2: but I always feel like it's never all that inventive either.

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Speaker 2: But the way that the way that people yeah yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then it's the consumer that suffers.

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Speaker 3: I liked the people that glued themselves to parliament.

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Speaker 2: You liked them.

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Speaker 3: I just thought that was a bit of a laugh.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not sure what they were protesting for.

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Speaker 3: I'm not sure what the strike was about.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure.

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Speaker 3: I was four against it, but I was thought, you know,

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Speaker 3: if you're going to do a strike, glue yourself to parliament.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't just walk off the job. Lead people stranded

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Speaker 2: in places. Have you ever striked? I did have a

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Speaker 2: I had a strike at home.

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Speaker 3: This was a few years ago when I had a

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Speaker 3: girlfriend and I was getting angry about the fact that

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Speaker 3: I was always the one to make the first move

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Speaker 3: to kiss. I was always like, I'm always one kissing you.

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Speaker 3: Oh you mean we've just been one day to receive

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Speaker 3: a kiss, you know, I'm always I said, you know what,

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Speaker 3: I want to strike. I'm not going to try and

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Speaker 3: kiss you. I'm going to remove myself from trying to

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Speaker 3: kiss you. Wow, I didn't get a kiss for six months.

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Speaker 2: There was a shocking experienced the same phenomena. I'm always

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Speaker 2: the one instigating the kissing that I don't know, ye,

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Speaker 2: just once I want to feel loved with Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: well then we've got a little bit too deep there.

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Speaker 2: But I want to go back to striking if we can. Yes.

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Speaker 2: I feel like striking is very much an adult winge essentially. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely,

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Speaker 2: And I feel like as a kid, you know, when

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Speaker 2: you're an adult and you strike, everyone's like, wow, oh

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Speaker 2: my god. Serious, you know, this is a really big deal.

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Speaker 2: These guys are striking, they're taking away goods or service.

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Speaker 2: As a kid, if you strike, it's just like, eh,

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Speaker 2: shut up. Yeah yeah, yeah, you're weak. You're weak at

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Speaker 2: that stage. Yeah, exactly, striking, yeah, exactly, having any bargaining chips.

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Speaker 2: So I want to try and flip the tables right now.

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Speaker 2: Third end one O six five is a phone number

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Speaker 2: for the studio. If you're a kid in the car,

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Speaker 2: I'd absolutely love to hear from you. Give us a call.

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Speaker 2: One of six five. If you're a kid in a

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Speaker 2: Do you want to have a strike night? Cheeky strike night,

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Speaker 2: cheeky strike night for the kids out there, and you're

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Speaker 2: would just absolutely love not to have to do this tonight.

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Speaker 2: And we'll get behind your strike. We'll give you the

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Speaker 2: power kids. Yes, that's right where we will woods and

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Speaker 2: I will get behind you in the studio. You just

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Speaker 2: have to justify it to us over the phone. If

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Speaker 2: your reason's good enough, we will give you the past

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Speaker 2: to strike tonight, and then you know who knows, Your

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Speaker 2: parents may or may not listen to us. It's unlikely,

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Speaker 2: but we're pretty influential. We're pretty influential throat. We'll have

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Speaker 2: a little bit more clout than you did originally. One

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Speaker 2: podcasting now. In the news today, airline workers have striked. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I mean not an uncommon news story to hear about

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Speaker 2: a strike. And I was just thinking adults always get

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Speaker 2: just think that being a kid was probably the one

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Speaker 2: time in my life when I wanted to strike the most.

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Speaker 2: What did you want to strike for?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Just like you know you have to eat your grains?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, you know you got to go and

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Speaker 2: walk the dog like you just you just jump change. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So what I want to do right now is give

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Speaker 2: thirty one or six fives a phone number. If there's

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Speaker 2: something that you have to do tonight and you don't

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Speaker 2: want to, if your reason is good enough, woody and

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Speaker 2: I will give you a strike pass.

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Speaker 5: You gotta fight, fight, all right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we have that power. We've got these strike cards

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Speaker 3: in front of us, kids. And if you get one

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Speaker 3: of the strike cards, you can strike.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you can strike tonight. I mean, and just say

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Speaker 2: will and what are you behind you?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, we got Heidi here on thirteen one

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Speaker 2: You're ten? Okay?

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Speaker 3: What do you want to strike from tonight?

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Speaker 7: I don't want to go to a parent teacher interview

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, fair enough. Why don't you want to go, Heidi?

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Speaker 7: Because we're not supposed to draw on sticky notes, and

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Speaker 7: I've been enjoying on the sticky notes, and I've been

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Speaker 2: You've been kind of naughty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you don't want to yeah, and they really

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Speaker 3: don't go face the music.

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Speaker 2: You don't want to go through music. I totally get that, hardy,

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Speaker 2: I reckon, that's justifiable. You've got to strike, Heidi. You

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Speaker 2: don't have to go, Heidi.

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Speaker 3: And Will is gonna babysit you if your parents are wondering,

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Speaker 3: which is great news.

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Speaker 2: I've got Noah here on Thursday. Someone's to look after it. Will.

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Speaker 2: We've got Noah here, No talk to us. You want

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Speaker 2: to strike tonight from something? Yeah? Yeah, we're good, good? Thanks?

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Speaker 2: What do you want to have a bit of a.

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Speaker 8: Rough night to night?

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Speaker 6: I have to pick up.

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Speaker 2: As a shocking. Hey, can I ask you? No, I

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Speaker 3: Don't tell Mam and da I asked you this, but no,

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Speaker 3: do you ever flick it over the fence?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know what, No, you know I'm not going to

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Speaker 2: give you a strike last night. No, no, because I

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Speaker 2: just don't flick it over the fence. It's an easy

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Speaker 2: get out of Jeff free card bank those points. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: good call, you know what I mean. Sorry, No, we

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Speaker 2: can't give them to everybody. We can't give them to it.

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Speaker 2: And that's a little clue for all those kids out there.

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Speaker 2: If you've got a short cut for the job, and

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Speaker 2: the parents don't know about the shortcut, don't kick up

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's exactly right. We'll good parenting worries. We've got

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Speaker 3: Sarah here. I'm thirteen one six five. Sarah, what do

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Speaker 7: I want to strike from going to my grandparents' house

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Speaker 7: for dinner.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now justify it for Sarah. What's your reason for

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Speaker 7: So much homework to do?

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Speaker 3: Isn't it a good excuse for the homework?

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Speaker 3: You say to the teachers tomorrow, Oh, so I couldn't

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Speaker 2: A grands can't spoke not anymore. It's spoken like a

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Speaker 2: poor student as well. I mean they straight through that one.

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Speaker 2: Was she worthy of a strike card? I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I feel like going to grands is a nice thing

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Speaker 2: to do. What's what's every night I have a strike past, Sarah,

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Speaker 2: I get going to your work. Sometimes you got to

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Speaker 2: say sorry, Grannie, congrat Sarah seeking strike pass today, let's

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Speaker 2: got to Lydia, Lydia, what do you want to strike

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Speaker 7: I want to strike from going tonight? It's his birthday party.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is a super controversial one. How old is she, Lydia?

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Speaker 2: How old are you?

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Speaker 7: I'm ten?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? And how old.

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Speaker 7: She She's ten?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen? She's had enough birthday' where's the birthday, Lydia.

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Speaker 7: It's it's at my grandma's house.

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Speaker 2: Grandma's house. Party? Is that the kids? Is that why you?

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Speaker 3: Is that why you don't want to go, Lydia, Because

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Speaker 2: right now, it feels like a pretty big obligation.

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Speaker 7: Well, my sister and I fight a lot, and she's

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Speaker 7: having her friends over and like she's going to like

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Speaker 7: And I know all of my and my sister knows

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Speaker 7: all my secrets.

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Speaker 2: Oh nothing, do you have her secrets?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 2: Lydia, No, you're in big trouble, then.

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Speaker 5: Give it to a great stuff.

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Speaker 2: Congrats, Lydia, you've got to strike pass, have the night off.

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Speaker 2: What are you gonna do instead? I want a play

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Speaker 2: Box play Xbox kil perfect.

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a great night, way better than a

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Speaker 3: part of your grandma's Hoodcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, I want to share a little bit of a

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Speaker 2: story which which may seem initially to be a little

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Speaker 2: bit boring, but I promise it's going somewhere. So yesterday, yesterday,

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Speaker 2: I was sitting in the Lungdroym with my girlfriend and

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Speaker 2: we had a whole bunch of washing on the line

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Speaker 2: started absolutely pouring down. Yes, yes, torrential rate. The moment

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Speaker 2: that she said, hey, we better go and get the

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Speaker 2: washing in about a second in my head as she

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Speaker 2: said that, I was thinking to myself, huh, it could

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Speaker 2: probably do with a good solid rints. Yeah, And I

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Speaker 2: thought to myself, just there and then. There are so

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Speaker 2: often two different types of people in this twel I mean,

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Speaker 2: there are people who like to leave the washing on

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Speaker 2: the line when it rains because they think it's rinsy,

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Speaker 2: and there are people that rush outside to go and

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Speaker 2: get it.

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Speaker 3: My clothes were outside literally for all of winter last year.

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Speaker 2: You know, I'd love to give as some other people

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Speaker 2: here for six five. What two types of people are there?

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Speaker 2: I'll go through the answers, mate, you didn't quite get that.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely beautiful work done. How many toes do you have?

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Speaker 3: That's correct. The Capital of America? Jumpar is Washington, Washington? Yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: That was correct? Great stuff. Favorite character on Sesame Street

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Speaker 2: Great selection. That was correct. Who is Prince Philip married to?

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Speaker 2: were going with this, to be honest, Well here we go, OK,

440
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Speaker 2: give me an idea.

441
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Speaker 3: I was thinking I could call a random pizza shop, yeah,

442
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Speaker 3: to just order a pizza?

443
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Speaker 2: Yes, sorry, what the hell does this? Order a pizza?

444
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Speaker 3: And then you and me start having a massive fight,

445
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Speaker 3: as if like you and me are marriage, like we're

446
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Speaker 3: husband and husband. Okay, okay, so you and you and

447
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 3: me start having this huge fight while the pizza person's

448
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Speaker 3: on the phone, and I just want to see how

449
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Speaker 3: they react.

450
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Speaker 2: So we're gonna call a pizza place random. You're still

451
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Speaker 2: going to order the pizzas. I still the pizza, So

452
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,360
Speaker 2: you're gonna do order pizzas.

453
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Speaker 3: I just want to see how they'll react if they

454
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 3: have to be forced, how much of a how much

455
00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 3: of a blow up are we having? You and me

456
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Speaker 3: go full blower and then they're just gonna be on

457
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Speaker 3: the phone going like, oh god, I'm in the middle

458
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Speaker 3: of a huge fight here, but I want the pizza.

459
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Speaker 3: I need the cash. The question is are they going

460
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Speaker 3: to hang up or will they? Like, will they stay

461
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Speaker 3: on the phone while we're having it depends how far

462
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Speaker 3: we push it.

463
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Speaker 2: All right, Well, we're gonna go to a song right now.

464
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Speaker 3: Yes, we're gonna go to a song up next though,

465
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Speaker 3: we call a random pizza place, get into a huge fight, yes.

466
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Speaker 2: And see if they stay on the phone. I've just

467
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Speaker 2: come home. I'm going to be like screaming at you

468
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Speaker 2: in the background. That's good. Can we be married? Yeah?

469
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Speaker 1: Sure?

470
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Speaker 2: Perfect? Great? Perfect? Wow.

471
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Speaker 3: John and Connie had a huge fight on maps last

472
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Speaker 3: night during their life drawing class. The best part about

473
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Speaker 3: this fight was the fact that when they were really

474
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Speaker 3: going each other, yeah, the two nude models just had

475
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Speaker 3: to awkwardly sit there and they were almost involved in

476
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Speaker 3: the fight because they couldn't move.

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Speaker 2: No, that's right. So a horrible posision to be in

478
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Speaker 2: when two other people are arguing, which you want to

479
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:18,959
Speaker 2: try and emulate right now? That's right.

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Speaker 3: I want to order a random sorry, I want to

481
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Speaker 3: I want to call a random pizza store, order some pizzas, yes,

482
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Speaker 3: and then just start having a huge fight with you,

483
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 3: we just start really going at each other.

484
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Speaker 2: You really want to dial it up here.

485
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Speaker 3: I think for the hypothetical, you and I should be married, Okay,

486
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 3: maybe recently married, probably married for two years, okay, maybe

487
00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 3: things it's starting to get on the skids a bit. Okay,

488
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Speaker 3: So I'm ordering a pizza. You and me just having

489
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Speaker 3: this huge blower, yes, and I just want to see

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Speaker 3: how the pizza person will react to the fact that

491
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Speaker 3: I'm continuing to order pizzases while having a huge fight with.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it should be very awkward for al Right, So

493
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Speaker 2: I'm going to step away from the microphone. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

494
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Speaker 2: walk out. Yeah that's good.

495
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Speaker 5: People should turn their radios up a little.

496
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Speaker 2: Bit, maybe a tiny bit. If you're young. From the corner,

497
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Speaker 2: I might be hard to hear. Yeah, okay, well yeah

498
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 2: loud though you still hear me. I can still here.

499
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Speaker 2: I'm then in the carbot, what do you want the

500
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,000
Speaker 2: opening point of the argument to be over?

501
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Speaker 5: Give me something?

502
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,639
Speaker 3: Maybe you've brought home pre chopped carrots or something and

503
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Speaker 3: I'm angry about that.

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00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, great, okay, the actual cart Yeah, that's what I'm

505
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Speaker 2: gonna say. That's okay. So do you have a number

506
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Speaker 2: of pizza song.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you walk in and then I just I'm

508
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Speaker 3: angry at you.

509
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Speaker 5: I'm angry at you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, perfect, What would you like?

511
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just wanting to order a couple of pizzas.

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Speaker 3: Do you do a caprichosa? Excuse me for two seconds.

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Speaker 5: Why did you get the pre chopped carrots? Myself?

514
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Speaker 3: I said to get carrots, not pre chopped carrots.

515
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be the one who's in the kitchen shoving

516
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Speaker 2: them you twice.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm having to chop them if you just got

518
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Speaker 5: the normal carrots.

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Speaker 3: Sorry about that. Okay, So your ordering the pizza? So

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Speaker 3: do you do a Hawaiian?

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Speaker 2: Yes? We do have Hawaiian Hawaiian?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone loves Hawaiian.

523
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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm using your credit card because you know I'm

524
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Speaker 3: having a cash followish you.

525
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Speaker 5: At the moment.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that. Yeah, so the one Hawaiian the one

527
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Speaker 2: tweak on. Do you do galic bread? Yes?

528
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Speaker 1: You do?

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Speaker 2: Give you my cash everywhere we havent I prop you

530
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Speaker 2: up in this. We haven't joint a con dear dearly

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Speaker 2: dog without me behind.

532
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Speaker 5: Don't you?

533
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Speaker 2: Sorry?

534
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Speaker 1: Was that?

535
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Speaker 3: Yes to the gallic bread? Yes, you got glic bread.

536
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Speaker 3: Amazing fruit salad. Excuse me, I don't do fruit salad.

537
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Speaker 5: I know the pizza.

538
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,600
Speaker 3: Hang on a second, Hang on a second.

539
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Speaker 2: Excuse me?

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Speaker 3: Do you think fruit would go well with the pizza

541
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Speaker 3: as a dessert goes pizza like a fruit salad? Do

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Speaker 3: you think fruit salad is a dessert would go well

543
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Speaker 3: with the Why? I will involve the pizza guy because

544
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Speaker 3: he's the one who knows what goes with pizza.

545
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Speaker 2: Sorry about that.

546
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Speaker 3: Do you think fruit salad would go well as a

547
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Speaker 3: dessert to the pizza?

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Speaker 2: Uh no, yeah, don't take a he goes terribly.

549
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 5: Of course it goes with pizza.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for settling that.

551
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:11,879
Speaker 3: Okay, So we've got the garlic bread Hawaiian large, Hawaiian large,

552
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,360
Speaker 3: tweak on the caprichosa.

553
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Speaker 2: Ordering for Christ, say, I hit a thousand dollars a week,

554
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Speaker 2: you selfish slug.

555
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Speaker 5: Oh don't you call me a slug. Don't you call

556
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 5: me your own dollars? And put down that post stamp

557
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Speaker 5: business if.

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Speaker 2: You're the phone for a pizza liver edition and stamp,

559
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Speaker 2: but a branded liverhod god. I think we've got the

560
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Speaker 2: order there. Okay, I should be able to pick it up.

561
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Speaker 3: That should be fine. Hang on, two six or numb skow?

562
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Speaker 5: Can you go and pick up the pizzas?

563
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Speaker 2: The day I pick up your pizzas is the day

564
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Speaker 2: I pick up your toenails off the bathroom floor.

565
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Speaker 5: Oh, here we going the toenails shot. You're lucky that

566
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Speaker 5: I take care of myself down there.

567
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Speaker 3: Yep, my husband will be able to come pick up

568
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Speaker 3: those pizza.

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Speaker 2: That's fine, okay, okay, fifteen minutes fifteen Yeah.

570
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Speaker 3: Beautiful, thanks mate.

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Speaker 5: Respect It didn't react at all, by the way.

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Speaker 2: In order podcasting now, Tom Bellar to the studio.

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Speaker 8: Joining the show today is one of Australia's most loved

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Speaker 8: and respected.

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Speaker 2: Comedians, easy to talk to us about his a brand

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Speaker 2: new show, Grandiloquence.

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Speaker 3: The Oxford Dictionary describes this word as pompous or extravagant

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Speaker 3: in language.

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Speaker 2: Style, or manner, especially in a way that is intended

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Speaker 2: to impress, and that definitely describes.

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Speaker 9: Our special guest comedian Tom Bella.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that's what I meant.

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Speaker 8: That's so cool, thanks guys, welcome back.

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Speaker 3: Why did you call your show grandiloquence?

585
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Speaker 8: Well, yes, I did know that definition, and I thought, well,

586
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Speaker 8: that pretty much sums up my act and I hadn't

587
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Speaker 8: written the show, so I.

588
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Speaker 2: Thought that'll do. Yeah, cool, word, we see we're learning.

589
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 2: Can we pull down the curtain a little bit and

590
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 2: say that you still haven't written about that show? Got sale?

591
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,679
Speaker 2: I'm really able to make this transparent because people might

592
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 2: not know that when you go and see a comedian show,

593
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Speaker 2: and that's right, they have a very generic title and

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00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,400
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, it's not about that title

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Speaker 2: at all. Hilarious yes, and antics, Yes, I think toothless, toothless, toothless. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: we can't talk about.

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Speaker 1: It.

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Speaker 2: Didn't work? Sorry? So what is the show about that

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Speaker 2: you have written some of it? I have.

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Speaker 8: It's sort of getting much closer to a thing. It

601
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 8: touches on a range of topics from Netflix to me

602
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Speaker 8: having sex with the witch to.

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Speaker 2: Stop there? Interesting.

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Speaker 8: I mean, I also talk about Australian politics and climate

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Speaker 8: change and ecological collapse. But I guess we could talk

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Speaker 8: about me having sex with a wik.

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Speaker 2: I think we have to. Obviously this is a PG

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Speaker 2: rated show. Sure the actual the sex? Was it witch?

609
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Speaker 2: Was it witchy?

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Speaker 3: Was it different to muggle sex?

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Speaker 8: He went to Hogwarts, which is what I call my

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Speaker 8: penis now.

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Speaker 2: He got a lot of points for griffind or is

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Speaker 2: that PG? Pretty decent dude there? He was a lovely guy.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to Matt, the Witch, Maddy or amazing stuff.

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Speaker 2: So mate, apart from the sex with the.

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Speaker 8: Witch, that's about thirty five minutes now.

618
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Speaker 2: Wow, and the show is forty five So let's just

619
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Speaker 2: be a tight ten at the end. On climate change

620
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Speaker 2: in Australian politics. Yes, it sounds like limitless gear there.

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Speaker 2: So who's the bean your bonnet right now?

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Speaker 9: Well, surprise, surprise, it's old Scottie Morrison. Oh again, Okay,

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Speaker 9: and I just I know it's very hack and it's

624
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Speaker 9: very boring, but I I really, I really hate it.

625
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Speaker 2: And we make this a comedy show.

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00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,040
Speaker 8: Yell leg about that he's called schomo, which sounds like

627
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 8: a disease that affects pirates.

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Speaker 2: He's boring, He's evil.

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Speaker 8: But boring at the same time. You know, Donald Trump

630
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 8: is entertaining. Okay, ye, Scott Morrison looks like he's safe

631
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Speaker 8: for it his spreadsheets.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's.

633
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Speaker 8: I would like you to hear right now, consider yourself Skeward.

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Speaker 2: All right, great, amazing example. Look if you want to

635
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Speaker 2: go and see Dom Ballard grandiloquence is playing in Brisbane

636
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 2: and Melbourne. Y. Yes, in Adelaide, it's last year's show.

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Speaker 2: I didn't do Adelaide Fringe last year.

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Speaker 8: That's just show called Enough.

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00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 2: That's for two weeks at the Fringe. Then the new

640
00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 2: show kicks off Brisbane and that's about and okay, so

641
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:46,520
Speaker 2: people can go and check that out if they want

642
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: to go and see that for themselves. Tom, We're going

643
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Speaker 2: to go to a song. On the other side, We've

644
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 2: about ten comedians that are coming in over the course

645
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:56,480
Speaker 2: of the comedy festivals all across the country. You're the

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00:29:56,520 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 2: first one. I've got something that we want to try

647
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 2: with you, guys. So your going to be the terrory pig. Yes, yeah,

648
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 2: fair enough? Gosh yeah yeah, a little bit like how

649
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: the Witch would have spoken. All right, guys, laugh it up.

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Speaker 2: I got laid all right jokes on the podcasting No

651
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: Super Special guest in Tom Ballard. He's in the studio

652
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: Special Super Special, So so special, and Tom's doing a show.

653
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: If you're in Brisbane or Melbourne, you can go and

654
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: see Grandiloquence Brand News show. Get this the I don't

655
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Speaker 2: know how they said this because they haven't seen it yet,

656
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Speaker 2: but the herald Son gave it a blistering hour of

657
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Speaker 2: motormouth Slickers, black Ice Comedy four and that's the last show. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So so people, it could be that good. There's an

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Speaker 2: outside chance that you could get another four and a

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Speaker 2: half stars.

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Speaker 8: That review was from a guy who gave me two

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Speaker 8: stars in twenty fourteen. Really, I was very satisfying to

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Speaker 8: receive a blowing review from someone who used to think.

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Speaker 2: I was the worst. Well, that's really the best like

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Speaker 2: quote from a review that I've ever read on a

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Speaker 2: comedy show. A blistering hour of motormouth slickers, black eyes

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Speaker 2: common That is wild.

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Speaker 3: That's an amazing review. Yeah, and the only review we

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Speaker 3: got was I believe that. The first line was I

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Speaker 3: wasn't expecting much from DJ Woody after hearing a fart

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Speaker 3: joke of his on air that day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I didn't get us much, didn't even get

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Speaker 2: that yeah below the art stick, all right, But Tom grandiloquence,

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Speaker 2: I've got to go one seat comedy dot com dot

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Speaker 2: a U is the place to put your tickets there,

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Speaker 2: or if you're an Adelaide, you can still go and

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Speaker 2: see that black as slick ice Slickers, black Eyes. I

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Speaker 2: should say, comedy shows. Get it right? Come on, what

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Speaker 2: that means? You described black as anything? I'm the Whites,

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Speaker 2: the first all, the first of about ten comedians we've

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Speaker 2: got in here. Over the next ten days or so,

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Speaker 2: the next couple of weeks, we were touring all over

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Speaker 2: the country with their comedy shows. So we've got a

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Speaker 2: brand new game that we're trying to play with you.

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Speaker 5: Ye, why so much serious?

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Speaker 2: All right? So the Dearly is the three of us, Tom, you,

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Speaker 2: me and Woody. You were going to be working as

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Speaker 2: a team together, and we have to try and talk

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Speaker 2: as seriously as we can about a particular topic. Okay.

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Speaker 2: As soon as one of us breaks, we're out. Okay, laugh,

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Speaker 2: I can't laugh. You can't laugh at me.

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Speaker 8: I can't laugh at myself, even though I am Slickers

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Speaker 8: black Eyes.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it's gonna be hard for yeah, old black Eyes

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Speaker 3: over here, your new stage name.

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Speaker 2: This is really hard for us. So we are going

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Speaker 2: to have a leaderboard after all of this.

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Speaker 3: Who will be the comedian that goes the longest without laughing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, all right, let's go with this story.

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Speaker 3: Man comes down from pole after seventy eight days. So

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Speaker 3: a South African man broke a record where he was

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Speaker 3: on top.

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Speaker 2: Of the pole.

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Speaker 8: There's nothing funny about South Africa too that much.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely it was so the pole was like it was

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Speaker 3: a South African pole and he was on top of

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Speaker 3: that pole for seventy eight days. Either of you two,

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Speaker 3: if you have been on top of a pole.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely pathetic. Actually you let yourself down there, yourself, I mean,

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Speaker 2: tru broke.

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Speaker 5: Have you ever been on the question to us?

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Speaker 2: Because you know, well there was twenty that was twenty

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Speaker 2: six seconds. That was twenty six seconds, all right, So Tom,

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Speaker 2: that was your best time. That'll go on the board

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Speaker 2: mad like I didn't break there, by the way, That

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Speaker 2: was you, so absolutely not, that was you. You You

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Speaker 2: came there, man. I don't know what you were thinking about,

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Speaker 2: but it was a pretty straight up and down question. Tom.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much for coming in the studio. Twenty

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Speaker 2: six seconds. If you want to go and see Tom grandiloquent,

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Speaker 2: Tom Ballard Comedy dot com dot you have you got

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Speaker 2: a book a ticket, good try. Got you on the

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Speaker 2: pole gate not surprising, not surprising at all. Thanks for

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Speaker 2: coming in, mate, see.

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Speaker 3: What you're hearing.

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