Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast showtime.
Speaker 2: You may now refer to me as Dame Patsy.
Speaker 3: Please you don't trust a strained doctors.
Speaker 4: Huh, quake in your ass. Chris Martin is here.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three,
Speaker 1: Shoe one two and thirteen.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell Show Now pass you. Just to let you
Speaker 4: know executive decision that was taken yesterday about today's show
Speaker 4: and the mindset.
Speaker 3: Yes, what's going on?
Speaker 4: I can't. I just the energy was like that of
Speaker 4: someone who's on something.
Speaker 2: I'm just preempting what you're going to say. I think
Speaker 2: I know what you're going to say.
Speaker 3: Well, you can't, you can't imagine.
Speaker 4: No, I think I can because your your energy levels
Speaker 4: at the moment are disapportionate of what I'm going to
Speaker 4: say now is putting real pressure on what I was
Speaker 4: going to say. I've got to say it at the
Speaker 4: moment as well, Chuck, and I just want to say
Speaker 4: it appear is that you're still partying hard?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Why no, no, no, no, it's just a great vine.
Speaker 4: But the voice says.
Speaker 2: No, not at all.
Speaker 4: This shows Johnny Depp, just like there's been a lot
Speaker 4: of partying. I mean, were you celebrating last night as well?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 2: Oh gosh no, no, school night? No?
Speaker 4: No, who breached last night?
Speaker 2: Any what?
Speaker 4: Who breats? Well?
Speaker 2: Yeah we had yes.
Speaker 4: Monday night. This says to me, still living, still partying hard,
Speaker 4: too cool, too cool to cook, Chris well, too cool,
Speaker 4: aurcrol Winner does not cooking on Monday night.
Speaker 2: No, I don't go to the supermarket now, still change. No,
Speaker 2: We've got some Chinese last night and I don't care
Speaker 2: for it reheated. I have to say, I do love
Speaker 2: a fresh Chinese course.
Speaker 4: I mean they just reheated it and said, here's your order.
Speaker 4: There's some lefto from last night, people who didn't finish
Speaker 4: on the table, saying, and they live so much food,
Speaker 4: it's yours. That's fifty two bucks pieces, rehit it prawns.
Speaker 2: I've taken onds to ballet and so by the time
Speaker 2: I got back it was cold. So Chris said, I'll
Speaker 2: heat it up for you, and I said, no, I
Speaker 2: don't care for reheated Chinese, and he said, well, this
Speaker 2: is news to me after like being together for.
Speaker 4: Sarah loves to say that to me, like I've come
Speaker 4: up with some whole new way of being just about
Speaker 4: some mild preference to go, well, this is news to me.
Speaker 4: Since when have you been doing this, like having some
Speaker 4: sort of secret life, And now it's just happened to
Speaker 4: crash into my heather.
Speaker 3: They can't hold onto it anymore. I have to tell you,
Speaker 3: I don't like.
Speaker 2: No, it's just Chinese for some reason. I don't you know.
Speaker 2: You put that special fried rice in and it's just
Speaker 2: not the same this it is.
Speaker 4: No, it's not all you do is you just sprinkle
Speaker 4: some little droplets of water.
Speaker 2: And then droplets pluggies sticks to the roof of your mouth,
Speaker 2: and the beef and black beanies just not the same.
Speaker 2: The snowpeas aren't crunchy, Chris.
Speaker 3: Your husband a lot of ordering Chinese while everybody else
Speaker 3: is out of the house.
Speaker 2: Yes, does it quite a few times on my head, Jack.
Speaker 2: So I just don't like reheated Chinese, and I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is.
Speaker 4: See what I was going to say is the decision
Speaker 4: I made yesterday was that today should be just total
Speaker 4: positivity today, And already you've gone against that by moaning
Speaker 4: about someone who was kind enough to get you a
Speaker 4: takeaway and then her rale Highness didn't care for the
Speaker 4: reheated chickens. So I'm going to plan song Patsy, and
Speaker 4: then I need you to get dialed back down please
Speaker 4: with the show and where we are heading today, which
Speaker 4: is total positivity. It's hard to actually do. I said
Speaker 4: to team yesterday, this is how we're going to shot. Already,
Speaker 4: even the ten or fifty minutes before the show, Jack
Speaker 4: was concerned about the dress sense of some of our
Speaker 4: listeners coming to my night to te.
Speaker 3: I just wondered if we'd told them to dress nice
Speaker 3: for the funer. Sometimes we've done events with listeners before
Speaker 3: and they don't mind coming in bord shorts and sing.
Speaker 4: This isn't a listener issue, this is an Australian issue.
Speaker 4: I found that Australians there no worries. Attitude really manifests
Speaker 4: itself in the dressing down for events you expect to
Speaker 4: be dressed up for, so I would expect very little tomorrow.
Speaker 4: You know, expect thongs, bord. I mean, Chris. The wear
Speaker 4: we love God was when Hotpants was on the Red carpet.
Speaker 2: Ye I didn't know it was going on.
Speaker 7: The red.
Speaker 4: Giant Red carpet. I would have worn my smartest Bord shorts.
Speaker 4: Chris is some quick silver so I just got an
Speaker 4: eye on them.
Speaker 2: Chris is one of those that will not even wear
Speaker 2: tracked X like to the milk Pard to get a
Speaker 2: leader of milk. He will put jeans on. So what
Speaker 2: are we saying Tomorrow.
Speaker 4: We go and get my leave Ice. I've got a
Speaker 4: job interview at night. He will. Wow, that's a step
Speaker 4: up man. You married to Tom Ford.
Speaker 2: That is a step up out West. I can tell you.
Speaker 2: I see people in their pajamas at the supermarket. So
Speaker 2: what are we're saying, Tomorrow night's going and get my
Speaker 2: Sunday bess jeans. Are we saying no dinnham tomorrow night?
Speaker 4: Yes, you would be wearing Dinhim though of course I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: You'll come glitzing Glen, get that acro dressing. So when
Speaker 4: we returned to the show, Patsy and you listeners as well,
Speaker 4: Total Positivity Tuesday.
Speaker 1: But Christian Connell Show podcast, it.
Speaker 4: Was the Radio Awards. You probably picked that up from
Speaker 4: a lot of Patsy's stuff yesterday on the show. So
Speaker 4: radio Awards at the weekend, and you're right to be
Speaker 4: concerned about So tomorrow night, we're taking a load of you,
Speaker 4: and there's more chances on today's show come up for
Speaker 4: dinner and drinks with us, and then we're taking to
Speaker 4: go and see the best show in town right now,
Speaker 4: which is Tina, the Tina Turner Musical. And so it's
Speaker 4: going to look amazing. The Princess Seattle looks amazing for
Speaker 4: it all. And so you'd like to think people who've
Speaker 4: won their way, they know it's a night out, they're
Speaker 4: not just going themselves, they're going dinner and drinks. You'd
Speaker 4: like to think they'd be dressing up. But sometimes I
Speaker 4: find in in Australia there's some people don't understand the
Speaker 4: dress code. Like even even our team, they looked amazing
Speaker 4: on Saturday. Everyone was dressed up. Everyone looked resplendent. Apart
Speaker 4: from our friend old mate here in the studio in
Speaker 4: a Miami Vice suit. It was Did you see DoD
Speaker 4: Johs You couldn't miss it, just got off his yoke
Speaker 4: yacht from Capri. How very Sydney. You can take the
Speaker 4: Sydney sider out Sydney, but not that linen suit. Black tie,
Speaker 4: black type, black tie, cocktail dress, cocktail Drew who's old
Speaker 4: mate here?
Speaker 3: Leon Adda DiCaprio on a super.
Speaker 4: He looked like the partner with someone who works on
Speaker 4: the show. Hadn't got hadn't the invite properly? Hey listen,
Speaker 4: Mammy Vice, speak for yourself. Here a white linen suit.
Speaker 8: I was just thinking of bringing a bit of a
Speaker 8: Mediterranean to the awards.
Speaker 3: Everyone, so, yes, exactly exactly, it's.
Speaker 4: Linen suits, screams Bogan day Drinker.
Speaker 8: Yes, well, that is actually a fitting theme for the
Speaker 8: To be honest, I would say they were worse dressed
Speaker 8: people than me.
Speaker 4: Also, it's like the thing about linen is right, it's
Speaker 4: you put it on and it's fresh within ten minutes. Crumpled.
Speaker 8: I did notice in the photos the leg you look
Speaker 8: it is the crumpliest of materials, isn't it so real?
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, look like you've been making snow angels outside for
Speaker 4: about two hours before getting on the red carp.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've only got about two minutes where it looks good.
Speaker 3: And then yeah I did.
Speaker 8: I was looking back at the was like, oh, I
Speaker 8: don't remember it being so crumpily increased, but yeah, that
Speaker 8: was my new suit from Vietnam.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's going to get another weary gain.
Speaker 4: No, you got out. It looks good. Please can you
Speaker 4: wear it tomorrow? Come on, all right, it's positivity Tuesday
Speaker 4: and linen Wednesday. I have a linen suit. I will
Speaker 4: turn up in my linen suit. Okay, I will be
Speaker 4: crunled like you people are going to go? Is Christian
Speaker 4: living in a car?
Speaker 3: This is a classic O'Connell.
Speaker 4: What's happened to the positivity?
Speaker 3: You can trust that about twenty percent?
Speaker 4: Open, shake up.
Speaker 9: I will wear the woman suit, Jack, if you've got
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 3: Have a linen super wearing a linen shirt.
Speaker 4: That's a bit by curious. Come on in come.
Speaker 3: Him not going to go and buy a full linen
Speaker 3: suit today to wear meant it? Suit will pay for it.
Speaker 4: I'm you were in the meeting Jack, and I heard yeah,
Speaker 4: the Sprints corporate spread seat session. There's no signing off
Speaker 4: on anything. Don't even get a bottle of water tomorrow.
Speaker 4: You will owe the company money. The way I left
Speaker 4: that meeting yesterday was that we now have to pay
Speaker 4: this radio station to.
Speaker 1: Work the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Today, I'm trying to conduct an experiment with the team.
Speaker 4: You're invited to join in as well. TPT Total Positivity.
Speaker 4: Tuesday's it's full going very well. It's all going very well.
Speaker 4: But you know a few obbles, you apply positivity, we
Speaker 4: can reset team. Okay, So today I want to ask
Speaker 4: you then we yesterday, how was your Monday? Were you
Speaker 4: a Monday winner or loser. I'm in the rare position
Speaker 4: where I actually feel like a winter today because I
Speaker 4: got the hottest ticket in town. I got in the
Speaker 4: Prestoue ballot yesterday. I've got O well, well, going to
Speaker 4: see the boys when they come here. They're doing two
Speaker 4: nights Oasis tickets go and sell ten am this morning.
Speaker 4: Good luck my view through registered with the pre sale ballot.
Speaker 4: May have got your tickets yesterday. Yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited. I'm going to seem it felt like
Speaker 4: I was. It was a gift just getting the tickets.
Speaker 4: I was so nervous, right because the timer starts. It's
Speaker 4: like a flipping game show getting tickets now. And I'm
Speaker 4: like had the credit card radio and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: my got it expires next month? Is that gonna be
Speaker 4: a problem when they're here? And I print the tickets
Speaker 4: off and do I want them on my phone, printed
Speaker 4: email to me, what's the safest thing? And this email address,
Speaker 4: you know, and I was so nerve wreckinged and they
Speaker 4: got I've got the tickets and I was so excited.
Speaker 4: So it feels like I'm going to see them in
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks time. Next year cannot come quick enough. Oasis,
Speaker 4: Please stay together. They've got about one hundred dates before
Speaker 4: they even get to Australia. Please stay together. Boys.
Speaker 3: Do you know where you're sitting?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Level one? But price of a corporate package? I
Speaker 4: was like, so do I get like a drink and
Speaker 4: some chips and a sit down meal?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 4: Ween? And we shouldn't worry about whether they're going to
Speaker 4: break up because the money they must have been making
Speaker 4: from this tool. All you gotta do is like you know,
Speaker 4: and I've seen Oasis when they were together. There wasn't
Speaker 4: any kind of end song bands or not. They just
Speaker 4: had this menace and edge on stage and it was great.
Speaker 4: But Noel would be on his place, Lien was the other.
Speaker 4: All they've got to do is come on from stage
Speaker 4: left stage right? Yeah, don't They never talked to each
Speaker 4: other on stage anyway? Go back their separate ways and
Speaker 4: count the money. Seriously, they will still be together by
Speaker 4: the time. Anyway the tickets go and say out ten
Speaker 4: o'clock this morning, could luck chuck your boy your Monday
Speaker 4: winter or loser.
Speaker 3: I'm losing at the moment and I could do with
Speaker 3: your help. Actually, guys, Gordy has been requesting all day yesterday,
Speaker 3: all week in a song that I can't give to
Speaker 3: him because I don't know what he wants. It started
Speaker 3: at karaoke when we kept asking him what song do
Speaker 3: you want to do next? He kept saying the elephant song,
Speaker 3: the elephant song, and I was looking at Bianca. I
Speaker 3: was like, what is the elephant song? She has no idea.
Speaker 3: I have no idea. All day yesterday, still going we
Speaker 3: want to play the elephant song, the elephant song. I
Speaker 3: don't know what the elephant song is and I want
Speaker 3: to help him, so.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing it's come from nursery.
Speaker 3: I imagine it's a kids song. Yeah, but he does
Speaker 3: now he's listening to Spotify.
Speaker 4: Count and he's putting together playlists and stuff like that
Speaker 4: where he's become a fan of the indie band Cage
Speaker 4: the Elephant. Do you think Kits Do you think it's
Speaker 4: you know that nursery song? Is it? The animals went
Speaker 4: in two by two? Hurrah, rah f garoo, an elephant, Hurrah, hurrah,
Speaker 4: and then you go the an of all animals went
Speaker 4: in three by three. I still love that song.
Speaker 3: Oh no, we seen that same song as the ants
Speaker 3: by one Hurrah, But.
Speaker 4: It originally comes from a song about the arc. And
Speaker 4: so the animals are escaping the rain and the flood,
Speaker 4: going in two by two, three by three, four by four.
Speaker 3: So we do the ants every time, three and four.
Speaker 4: And mix it up, mate, two by two you get
Speaker 4: the elephant and the is it the elephant and the giraffrio?
Speaker 3: Very popular question an Australia thing, is it?
Speaker 4: Or is it Nellie the Elephant? What hell's that going again?
Speaker 4: Nellie the Elephant went to Town? No, that's a different song, actually,
Speaker 4: I just think made that. There is a song from
Speaker 4: the sixties called Nellie the Elephant. They may have done
Speaker 4: it at nursery school. All right, we need some help, Patsy,
Speaker 4: you've got any idea when he was younger? No, I
Speaker 4: don'tly want to have a play long and think about
Speaker 4: it in a proportion.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say the only animal sort of song
Speaker 2: we had was the Wonky Donkey? Have you introduced him
Speaker 2: to the Wonky?
Speaker 4: I'm like, on they are black and white days?
Speaker 2: Is it like a stretch the Wonky Donkey? I'm going
Speaker 2: to bring in.
Speaker 1: The c The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: When Need you Have? This morning, Jack is on the
Speaker 4: sts trying to find what is the song that his
Speaker 4: son Gordon, who's two, keeps requesting. So all you know
Speaker 4: is it's an elephant.
Speaker 3: That's the only information he can give me. I say,
Speaker 3: give me more. He just keep saying the elephant song,
Speaker 3: the elephant song.
Speaker 4: This is what it's like working in radio day when
Speaker 4: people just call up and go, can I have a song?
Speaker 4: What's it called? Don't know? How's it going? Not sure? Right? Okay, Christian.
Speaker 4: My three year old has just started singing the other
Speaker 4: day out of nowhere one, two, three, four five, Once
Speaker 4: I caught a fisher line. You know that? One? Yeah, six, seven, eight,
Speaker 4: nine ten, again, letting go my fingers the right, Wow,
Speaker 4: we else?
Speaker 2: You remember?
Speaker 4: Elephants though? Elephants Though? One day he'll be singing that banger.
Speaker 4: I reckon. There's about ten the greatest hits of childhood,
Speaker 4: right one two or five. Once I got a fish alive.
Speaker 4: That's that's on that about ten.
Speaker 2: Five little ducks. Five little ducks went.
Speaker 3: One day, Yeah, what's this over the hill.
Speaker 9: And far away mama ducks said quack quack quack quack.
Speaker 2: But only four little ducks came back.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, so sad. What happened to that fifth one?
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I went swimming or something.
Speaker 3: Then bridge they all start going missing, but then thankfully
Speaker 3: at the end they all come back.
Speaker 4: Crime sounth to bed about that missing fifth duck. It's
Speaker 4: like that song Richard marks hazard lad down by the
Speaker 4: river or whatever that accused Richard Marx of doing.
Speaker 2: Did you say? On Instagram he spoke about he's sick
Speaker 2: of people asking what happened to the girl?
Speaker 4: And now I hear that song. It really upsets me, right,
Speaker 4: because it's an unsolved mystery. I'm sorry someone hasn't done
Speaker 4: it for a podcast.
Speaker 2: And someone I might do it.
Speaker 4: Two crimes insult.
Speaker 2: And someone asking him if it was a biography based
Speaker 2: on a true Story's like, no, I don't.
Speaker 4: He left town because he was wrongly accused of a
Speaker 4: drowning of a young person.
Speaker 2: It seems like I just made it up.
Speaker 4: It's a song, all right, So it's an elephant song.
Speaker 4: I was saying it might be near the elephant, the.
Speaker 10: Elephant drunk and Goodbye to the SAMs went with the trumpety.
Speaker 4: Trunk trump, trump trump, the elephant trunk control or better
Speaker 4: the jack so maybe that might not be. And the
Speaker 4: the animal song, I was singing about the animals trying
Speaker 4: to get out that rain, that flood again, that was arc.
Speaker 4: They went in two by two, three by three, four
Speaker 4: by four.
Speaker 1: Diathermost went into by two hurrahs her rugs.
Speaker 4: The animals went into by two hurrahs her racks.
Speaker 11: The animals went into by do the elephant and the kangaroo,
Speaker 11: and they almost.
Speaker 3: Into the.
Speaker 4: The rain isn't me? It was this span, sound like
Speaker 4: they've had enough. This was this the last song I
Speaker 4: wass do before they broke up.
Speaker 1: Diather was went into by two her.
Speaker 4: Fluid, having affairs with each other your own way. They're
Speaker 4: so over there, there's no joy, you know the rest whatever?
Speaker 2: Were they almost into the.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's like okay, Samantha, good morning, Hello,
Speaker 4: good morning, Samantha, welcome to show. So the elephant song,
Speaker 4: what do you think it might be mate, Hi.
Speaker 12: Jack, I think Cordy's might be looking for Heidi Hose.
Speaker 5: Hurry.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, but this is like someone have a horror movie.
Speaker 3: We've never played this. If we did, never again.
Speaker 4: This is what is this, Samantha.
Speaker 12: It goes through and it talks about an elephant swing
Speaker 12: their trunk from side to side and it's really cute.
Speaker 4: All right, Thank you very much, Samantha. So thank you
Speaker 4: for that one. Mark. Good morning Mark. So yeah, I
Speaker 4: think the.
Speaker 7: Song we're looking for is called the Elephant.
Speaker 13: It's the Wiggles version of the time in Parlor song,
Speaker 13: like a version.
Speaker 4: Fruit Solad.
Speaker 13: Halfway through the song, so where.
Speaker 4: Shaken a big maybe two year old Gordon's going through
Speaker 4: a taming parlot pace. You know, Letty move on to
Speaker 4: War on Drugs is going through all the music.
Speaker 3: This is very cool. I've never heard this before. I
Speaker 3: don't think we're playing this at home.
Speaker 4: Mark version of it.
Speaker 13: It's got this one that was offered the Wiggles.
Speaker 3: Total Buzzi positivity Shuesday.
Speaker 4: It's actually we've been more techn stop it now, Mark,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. Then, Ronda, good morning, Hello, Yeah,
Speaker 4: good morning Rondo.
Speaker 12: What do you think you might be it's alisons have wrinkles?
Speaker 4: Never does that?
Speaker 7: Let's play it elephant rink girls, rinkles, sprinkles elevant seven
Speaker 7: girls and wrinkles everywhere on the toes.
Speaker 14: No one knows.
Speaker 4: Shop Katie Perry's new.
Speaker 3: Album You Can Make a Kids talking about easy.
Speaker 4: Money see the Wiggles. Find it along with that brown
Speaker 4: snake in the in Australia Files? Where are those kept
Speaker 4: to the radio station? If I haven't need to file
Speaker 4: a report in the only in Australia Files, ronder.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard elephants have les? But I can take
Speaker 3: all of these back to Gordy to say, are they
Speaker 3: any of these sound familiar? My son?
Speaker 4: Which animal do we think has had more kids songs
Speaker 4: and nursing rhymes? You think he's the elephant here?
Speaker 3: In monkey?
Speaker 4: Yes, you had my favorite monkeys. One is no more monkeys.
Speaker 4: That is a banger.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: It's a song, it's a story, it's an unsolved mystery,
Speaker 4: a town full of lies and suspicion. I'm Christian O'Connell.
Speaker 4: Welcome to my new show, Crimes and Music, Episode nine
Speaker 4: and fifty two. Guys, I can feign it I'm tingling
Speaker 4: it's happening, Christian. If this song upsets you, don't watch
Speaker 4: the music video. The police chief that arrests Richard Marks
Speaker 4: actually kills the girl at the end of the music video.
Speaker 4: Don't recall that.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, I can't imagine that being on a heavy rotate
Speaker 4: in the old days of MTV on a Saturday morning,
Speaker 4: when MTV just played music videos and then you just
Speaker 4: to have those called VJs, the video jockeys, where you
Speaker 4: could call in and request a music video. That's all
Speaker 4: MTV used to be, all right, So we're trying to
Speaker 4: work out this morning on the show, not what happened
Speaker 4: in that rich.
Speaker 3: Although that is an unsolved crime. We will get into
Speaker 3: the in my.
Speaker 4: New iHeart Platform podcast. We're trying to find out what
Speaker 4: the elephant song is that Jack's two year old son
Speaker 4: called and keeps requesting, Paul, what do you think it
Speaker 4: might be? Good morning, Paul, Good morning everybody.
Speaker 13: I remember many many years ago on play School, Nomi
Speaker 13: Haslehurst singing five Gray Elephants about elephants balancing on a
Speaker 13: wire or a cable or something dangerous.
Speaker 1: One way elephant balance step bust.
Speaker 4: I remember this to the rail wind trying for another Elephants.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's going to be Gordon She think.
Speaker 3: Four No, I haven't heard that, Paul in thirty years,
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 4: But thanks for reminding us of it, Paul, have a
Speaker 4: good day, some sad baby there at the end and
Speaker 4: goodboying Hello, Hello again. How's it's on? Let's go Ian?
Speaker 4: What do you think the elephant song might be? Mate?
Speaker 14: Well, I had a quick look on YouTube and I
Speaker 14: just typed in the elephant song and one came up
Speaker 14: by Eric.
Speaker 4: It's Eric Herman and the Invisible Men.
Speaker 13: I'm not sure if that's a right one or not.
Speaker 4: Elephants. I like elephants. Elephants. I like elephants. I like
Speaker 4: how they swing through trees.
Speaker 2: El what swingt sing th cheese?
Speaker 4: They don't? Well, what am I thinking of?
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Is really bizarre.
Speaker 3: We've never heard that one.
Speaker 4: Thanks for colling up, mate. All right, coming up in
Speaker 4: five minutes time.
Speaker 8: You're invited to Tina to the greatst show from the Broadway.
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Speaker 4: I've seen it. It's an awesome show. Get your tickets
Speaker 4: and you can win them. Now we're taking up for
Speaker 4: dinner and drinks beforehand. Jack and I really just want
Speaker 4: to impress. We can't tell you what to do, but
Speaker 4: to dress.
Speaker 3: Dress up definitely you Yes, you will be leading by
Speaker 3: example with a linen suit.
Speaker 4: You got it. My friend Rio and I will be
Speaker 4: our linen brothers that can crumble. We could be Miami, Vice,
Speaker 4: Crockett and Dubs. All right, god it now if you
Speaker 4: want to come and join us tomorrow night, dinner and
Speaker 4: drinks enough to go and see Tina the Tina Turning Musical.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, tell.
Speaker 4: Me too alarmed. If you listen to today's show and
Speaker 4: you're thinking, my god, he's got even more positivity and
Speaker 4: joy than normal. It's because today I'm adopting a mindset
Speaker 4: that I encourage you to as well. TPT Total Positivity Tuesday.
Speaker 4: The last hour is just been a bit wobbley, to
Speaker 4: be honest, I'm hoping for better stuff from me and
Speaker 4: the team during the next hour. We could even keep
Speaker 4: it together for an hour.
Speaker 3: But we're trying to always correct.
Speaker 4: Right, you're right, you're right, You're right. Okay, So tomorrow
Speaker 4: night we're taking it. Go and see Tina the Tina
Speaker 4: Turner Musical. Simply the best night of your life, all right.
Speaker 4: So Tina Turner Musical is here. I saw two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Brilliant show. It is simply the best. You will love it.
Speaker 4: It's at the Princess the ETA. Do not miss this
Speaker 4: international mega hit, all right. So we've got the last
Speaker 4: couple of tickets to go and join us tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: You can go to meet us beforehand. We're going forward
Speaker 4: dinner and drinks already. There's some mystery, as a normally
Speaker 4: is with the producers here, where often we're moving on
Speaker 4: like a train and their job is to lay down
Speaker 4: track ideally way ahead of me. However, today We found
Speaker 4: out Jack and Idy before the show that the track
Speaker 4: is coming to a bit of an abrupt end tomorrow.
Speaker 4: We're like, we're sitting down to have this food with
Speaker 4: the listeners because it's.
Speaker 3: Like one and twenty dollars ahead. You think that's a
Speaker 3: nice sit down meal, it's not.
Speaker 4: You know, you know, eat it, you know, in a
Speaker 4: little napkin and stuff like that. Apparently was set up.
Speaker 4: How can you stand and eat a lamb shank sort
Speaker 4: of thanking for people to listen to.
Speaker 3: You listen to I'll hold your plate and then you
Speaker 3: held mine.
Speaker 4: And then there said there's some high table some so
Speaker 4: we're at the high table like the mad Kings and queens. Okay,
Speaker 4: this all needs to.
Speaker 3: Be musical chairs is whoever gets a table, they're lucky?
Speaker 4: Will I in this all before tomorrow night? I'm sure?
Speaker 4: All right, let's let's find out who the last people
Speaker 4: are going to be joining us tomorrow night. Evel and
Speaker 4: good morning, Good morning, Christian, Pats and Jack. How are
Speaker 4: you with TPT even you're a personified big Tuesday. Yes,
Speaker 4: now listen, I know you're a big Tina Turner fan,
Speaker 4: because I know you tried yesterday. I think yes, I
Speaker 4: did well. We love a try. So you're a big
Speaker 4: Tina fan.
Speaker 10: I am a big Tena fan. And it brings back
Speaker 10: she brings back such fond memories of me when I
Speaker 10: was in high school and we used to have afternoon
Speaker 10: discos at our lunchtime and we'd play U Nutbush to
Speaker 10: start off the disco, and everybody would get up and
Speaker 10: do the Nutbush and then we'd always finish the afternoon
Speaker 10: all the lunchtime with a Nutbush as well.
Speaker 4: Listening to them is the same song every two hours. Now,
Speaker 4: now tell me this.
Speaker 12: We loved it.
Speaker 10: We just did it every day, I mean Monday to Friday,
Speaker 10: obviously not on the weekend. Yeah, I'm going to.
Speaker 4: Give it a break. You do private dancer for the kids? Yeah,
Speaker 4: even tell me this. I've never heard of us a
Speaker 4: lunchtime school disco school.
Speaker 10: Did you go to just the normal high school?
Speaker 4: It is not normal to have like a nightclub at
Speaker 4: the school in the afternoon.
Speaker 10: Just to give us a common room so we were
Speaker 10: able to put on a disco or you know, just
Speaker 10: you know, the teenagers could just do whatever they wanted,
Speaker 10: you know, have a room to themselves. In like year eleven,
Speaker 10: year twelve.
Speaker 3: So you do whatever you want to be every day
Speaker 3: starting push.
Speaker 4: At the end, the teacher must have been like they
Speaker 4: got it. There go down, another.
Speaker 10: Song, another music. But it was just always I don't know,
Speaker 10: it just turned into something that we did all the time.
Speaker 10: We just did the nutbush all the time, and everybody
Speaker 10: just loved it. Everybody got up. Honestly, we must have
Speaker 10: done about a thousand of those. It was just fantastic.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm now worried about taking you tomortnight because I
Speaker 4: will see they're doing a nutbush and this in the
Speaker 4: first half. Suddenly we're going to go where's evening? Oh
Speaker 4: my god, she's back on stage. It's the common room
Speaker 4: all over again in twenty twenty four. Even you have
Speaker 4: to come along tomorrow night.
Speaker 10: I'd love to come along and be fantastic.
Speaker 4: We will see you in the high table with a
Speaker 4: lamb shank.
Speaker 10: Thank you very much, all.
Speaker 4: Right, even look forward to meeting you tomorrow night.
Speaker 10: Thank you, as I do to all of you as well.
Speaker 4: Love you now that is I said, love her. I
Speaker 4: don't heard my word. I've watched it for a few days.
Speaker 4: If it's only been away for one life, it's a positivity.
Speaker 4: So I can't help myself. Who we got here? Sam?
Speaker 15: It's simply that bad.
Speaker 4: They now to push your buttons with this one, don't
Speaker 4: they this? She yell it at them nut Bush, Simdy,
Speaker 4: but you're going to need a bit more than that now,
Speaker 4: And tell us why you're a big Tina Tina Turner fan.
Speaker 4: Why do you love us so much?
Speaker 15: All started when I was a teenager Christian, when I
Speaker 15: was getting my learners and I would finish the breakfast shift.
Speaker 15: I worked at Hungry Jacks as a teenager, and Mum
Speaker 15: would pick me up and would drive me or make
Speaker 15: me drive her all the way to Ballarat Bendigo. We
Speaker 15: did long trips and neither to kill the time, so
Speaker 15: we would bult out the tist.
Speaker 4: It's not an advert from Bendigo and baleratte is it
Speaker 4: come here, kill time, get those learners hours up, Bendigo,
Speaker 4: Come for the learners. So Tina Turner was the soundtrack
Speaker 4: for these big trips.
Speaker 15: Yeah, so Tina Turner, we did listen. We were a
Speaker 15: very eighties, seventies and eighties car. There are lots of Tina,
Speaker 15: you know, Bonnie Tyler. Tina was my favorite because it
Speaker 15: was upbeat music. Yeah, we'd just love to experience that
Speaker 15: with her as well. And now I've got my own children,
Speaker 15: I've gotten eleven year old, and I don't play today's music.
Speaker 15: I play, you know, the sixties and the seventies and
Speaker 15: Tina and my son's now.
Speaker 4: Learning the I love you you keeping it going. So
Speaker 4: are you going to bring mom tomorrow night? We'd love
Speaker 4: to have you along.
Speaker 15: I would love to bring mama's all right, Oh.
Speaker 4: My word, I look forward to hearing all the war
Speaker 4: stories from the trenches, about those banner At and bendigover
Speaker 4: long old road trips you do in the car together.
Speaker 4: And what's your mum's name, Marina, Marina. Well, we'll look
Speaker 4: forward to meeting Marina as well. Sam with you tomorrow
Speaker 4: night at the High Table.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Bok Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 4: For this week's three topic Tuesday, where you have many
Speaker 4: ways so share your stories on the show and you
Speaker 4: could be winning one thousand dollars all all the week
Speaker 4: this morning on the show, then on nine four one
Speaker 4: four one four three, tell me in one story how
Speaker 4: strict your parents were for me was? I was never
Speaker 4: allowed to own a denim jacket until I was sixteen.
Speaker 4: It was like they thought, if he gets one before that,
Speaker 4: we're going to lose him to the denim gangs home
Speaker 4: in the street looking for confused teenagers like our boy
Speaker 4: questions and of course, well you know, it kind of
Speaker 4: puts you off it. Then you gets sixteen and you
Speaker 4: feel like, I want that denim jacket anymore? What was
Speaker 4: it for you? Jack? In one story, how strict were
Speaker 4: your parents were?
Speaker 3: My mum was so strict about the M fifteen rating
Speaker 3: on movies that I wasn't allowed to watch any ms
Speaker 3: before the age of fifteen. I went to the city
Speaker 3: one time as a fourteen year old with a bunch
Speaker 3: of friends new friends at high school, and we bought
Speaker 3: tickets to Romeo Must Dive.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I remember that movie.
Speaker 3: And then I got cold feet. As we were going
Speaker 3: into the cinema, I was like, my mom will not
Speaker 3: like this, and so I said I was watching it
Speaker 3: and I went home. What tickets already more?
Speaker 4: I'm not in them. I've got a cold. I can't
Speaker 4: sit her enjoying Romeo. My style is that wrapper in
Speaker 4: that to.
Speaker 3: Remember who was in that Romeo stye, I still never
Speaker 3: seen it, so I can't Wow.
Speaker 4: Wow, all right, linees open and tell us in one story,
Speaker 4: just one story, how strict were your parents? On nine
Speaker 4: four one four one O four three and then this
Speaker 4: is the news today Paul. Last night on stage on
Speaker 4: this big global tour that she's on at the moment,
Speaker 4: Olivia Rodrigo fell through the stage. Literally there was a
Speaker 4: manhole or trap door open for some reason. She fell
Speaker 4: through it. You can actually hear that thud. Poor thing.
Speaker 4: She is okay in my mind, you can't see, but
Speaker 4: you can hear her. That's like you know, she's under
Speaker 4: the stage. Welcome to Melbourne. Was I be looking at
Speaker 4: all this going? We need to check the station of trapdoors?
Speaker 4: And King Charles Sweep all stage as Charlie Boy for
Speaker 4: Republican trap doors. That's why he's bringing his own blood.
Speaker 4: He's ready for your Australia.
Speaker 16: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1: Fine, Okay, sometimes it's just a Hostye.
Speaker 3: That is a pro that's a menapots way out of that.
Speaker 4: That is very good. That is total positivity Tuesday.
Speaker 6: There.
Speaker 4: The reason why we were while we're playing that out
Speaker 4: and telling about that is the willing field stories of
Speaker 4: falling falling through ideally trap doors as any holes man holes,
Speaker 4: What do you fall through any holes? Nine for one
Speaker 4: four one oh four three. Remember one thousand dollars is
Speaker 4: up for grabs for star corner of the show. Whenever
Speaker 4: we hear great story every week, we give it away
Speaker 4: straight away. Nine one o four three. All right, So
Speaker 4: the first two tell us in one story how strict
Speaker 4: your parents were? And then what have you fallen through?
Speaker 4: Any holes? Ideally a manhole, trapdoor hatches the Christian O'Connell
Speaker 4: show podcast. I'm really looking forward to again your stories
Speaker 4: about both of these. First one, tell me in one
Speaker 4: story how strict your parents were like this Christian. My
Speaker 4: dad was so strict that my friends nicknamed him the warden.
Speaker 4: The Warden's coming. Let's out. I need to search as
Speaker 4: romenossis matters right now. Nine four four one o four
Speaker 4: three tell us in one story how strict your parents were?
Speaker 4: And this one after Olivia Rodrigo was in Melbourne last
Speaker 4: night and fell through a hole in the stage. She
Speaker 4: is okay, but she did fall through a hole in
Speaker 4: the stage. So we want to know what have you
Speaker 4: fallen through? Nine four one four one oh four three?
Speaker 4: What holes have you fallen through? And I had very
Speaker 4: strict Greek parents. My mother refused to let me get
Speaker 4: a bicycle in Bribery and high school. She told me
Speaker 4: they were way too dangerous. I'd be killed by a car,
Speaker 4: so I had to walk to school. Mace would just
Speaker 4: ride home. One day, I borrowed a mates bike after
Speaker 4: school to see what I was missing. Within five minutes,
Speaker 4: I was head to head with an oncoming car and
Speaker 4: it swerved in the nicke of time. Maybe she was right,
Speaker 4: Michael Yanakis, I reckon, that was your mum. Who was
Speaker 4: that mysterious bearded lady? It was mamma.
Speaker 2: I wasn't allowed to ride to school either. I was
Speaker 2: in year twelve.
Speaker 3: Didn't you tell us you used to swim to school
Speaker 3: in the crate?
Speaker 2: And one of those we swam in the creek during lunchtime.
Speaker 2: We had a creek run through the backroom.
Speaker 4: You told Jack and I used to swim to school.
Speaker 4: Some of the kids did the next break.
Speaker 2: I never said I swam to school. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: ridiculous name.
Speaker 3: You went on a raft or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah you didn't. Maybe go back to the tapes,
Speaker 4: go back to the I love you Christian. Growing up,
Speaker 4: my parents were devout Mormons and were very overprotective when
Speaker 4: it came to content. I consumed bracket Ned Flanders, so
Speaker 4: when Christmas would roll around, I got the stock Standard
Speaker 4: And you remember these thirty dollars thirty bucks Sanity gift
Speaker 4: card from a relative represented a challenge for the ten
Speaker 4: year old me. I vividly remember attending Sanity with my
Speaker 4: parents and looking through all the CDs they had an
Speaker 4: offer to buy one I could afford with my gift card.
Speaker 4: Finally I settled on Simple Plans album. I saw there
Speaker 4: was no explicit content warning on the cover, and I
Speaker 4: thought perfect. I found the one. However, being ten years old,
Speaker 4: I didn't quite understand what the name of the album
Speaker 4: was hinting at still not getting any Upon handing the
Speaker 4: CD to my very protective parents, they took one look
Speaker 4: and gave me another CD instead, Wholesome Family, Tap Dancing Penguins,
Speaker 4: The Happy Fea No Simple Plan for you. I'm still
Speaker 4: not getting any No, and I love this one Christian.
Speaker 4: When I was fifteen, I was invited to go to
Speaker 4: the movies with a new group of friends I made
Speaker 4: at summer camp. We're going to see a movie called
Speaker 4: The Inside Man with Russell Crowe. This is in nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety nine. Now I had a pretty long run time
Speaker 4: compared to most of the movies at the time, like
Speaker 4: Austin Powers An American Buyme. After begging, my dad was
Speaker 4: allowed to go to the movie, but he would not
Speaker 4: extend my curfew by a single minute. Determined to go,
Speaker 4: I still went back to leave two thirds of the
Speaker 4: way through Tennis Day. I still don't know how Inside
Speaker 4: Man where Russell Crowe ends. We have to find out.
Speaker 4: Does anyone know how Inside Man with Russell Crowe from
Speaker 4: ninety nine? How does it end? Please let me know?
Speaker 4: Nine four one four, one four three. We have some
Speaker 4: brilliant stories and calls lined up next about in one story,
Speaker 4: how stripped your parents? And also what holes have you
Speaker 4: fallen through? We'll go to them next look Christian Connell
Speaker 4: show cast. It's come from Pete Dixon. Christ Your mum
Speaker 4: caught me sipping a bear at a school formal, drove
Speaker 4: me home without saying a word. An hour later, I
Speaker 4: was in his sleep in bed. She burst into my
Speaker 4: room and started reading Bible passages to two hours. We
Speaker 4: pray for you. The Devil's come for him. We weren't
Speaker 4: allowed to watch Neighbors, no reason given. Christian. My dad
Speaker 4: was so strict. I was not allowed a key to
Speaker 4: the house until I was seven teen years old, and
Speaker 4: although all through high school I had to sit out
Speaker 4: the back of the house and do my homework until
Speaker 4: my dad shock.
Speaker 2: Isn't that my Chris, Because his dad used to do that,
Speaker 2: Pat would never trust him with a house key.
Speaker 4: What do you think he was going to do?
Speaker 2: I have absolutely no idea.
Speaker 3: Probably he's safer inside the house roaming around outside the
Speaker 3: house of.
Speaker 2: Waiting, And it was like he almost had to earn
Speaker 2: his trust to get just a house.
Speaker 4: Get Christian my pencil. So strict they didn't let me
Speaker 4: go to green Light Disco to primary school. Remember crying
Speaker 4: for hours in great faith grade five that I couldn't go,
Speaker 4: and they still refused me to send me to something
Speaker 4: that was happening in the middle of the afternoon, and
Speaker 4: that is, of course the bewitching hour. Is it the
Speaker 4: middle of the afternoon. It's not midnight, it's the middle
Speaker 4: of the afternoon. Mary Anne, Christian, you're talking today about
Speaker 4: falling through holes in a just arsenal for Joseph and
Speaker 4: the technical of dream Go. I missed my mark, which
Speaker 4: meant one of the other brothers miss his and he
Speaker 4: fell into the band Pip and landed on the eighty
Speaker 4: year old piano Leae. This is why we need to
Speaker 4: search your stories of falling through holes on nine four
Speaker 4: one four one four three. Good morning, count him ah
Speaker 4: Hi Christian, good morning. I understand you're on the train.
Speaker 17: Yes I am, so it's quite embarrassing. Anyway, I'll tell
Speaker 17: you my story. But yes, I fell through at all.
Speaker 17: This is going back about forty years ago.
Speaker 4: A toilet.
Speaker 17: Yes, my sister lockt us out and I climbed through
Speaker 17: the toilet to get in. We had just had these
Speaker 17: flats and the pleas flap, so I was going head
Speaker 17: first and then I thought I better turn myself around.
Speaker 17: And I see myself around, jumped on the toilet bolt
Speaker 17: and the whole bowl broke chat his premium leg. Oh
Speaker 17: my gods, twenty one stitches later. I was in year
Speaker 17: nine at the time, so going to.
Speaker 16: School and cruptures every day.
Speaker 17: Yeah, but there was very very funny. Oh it's funny now,
Speaker 17: not at the time.
Speaker 4: No, I know about you. Not full of lolls that count.
Speaker 4: And thank you very much the story and thanks you
Speaker 4: coming in on the train.
Speaker 15: Not a problem.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Susan good morning, high Christian.
Speaker 12: My parents were so strict that when I went for
Speaker 12: my driver's license and I passed, I wasn't allowed to
Speaker 12: drive the car until day were satisfied that I had
Speaker 12: the skill. So my dad used to take me out
Speaker 12: the car and he had his hand on the handbrake
Speaker 12: ready to pull it up.
Speaker 4: Every time Johney would make it worse.
Speaker 12: Yeah yep, yep, yep, and he'd tell me what lane
Speaker 12: has been. And I had to do this until he
Speaker 12: was satisfied that it was okay for me to drive.
Speaker 12: Even maybe Crones did I could well.
Speaker 4: So despite you know, state elected examiners with an agreed test,
Speaker 4: that is not easy to pass. In my mind, your
Speaker 4: dad's got a clipboard and it's like go again.
Speaker 12: Oh my gosh, he had that. He had his hand
Speaker 12: so tightly held onto that handbrake, and I was shaking.
Speaker 10: I was sweaty.
Speaker 4: You'd be more nervous. It actually more dangerous to be
Speaker 4: nervous driving like that. It's putting you in more risk.
Speaker 12: Yeah yeah, yeah, but that was dead. That's how strict
Speaker 12: they were.
Speaker 4: Susan, thank you very much, the story mate. Have a
Speaker 4: good day you.
Speaker 12: Too, Babe.
Speaker 4: Karen and Coome oning, good morning here, Christian, how are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good, thank you. On the show So strict parents
Speaker 4: in one story tell us how straengt I were.
Speaker 16: Definitely I had the strictest parents that when I was
Speaker 16: little and I got invited to birthday parties, I actually
Speaker 16: went with a pre packed lunch, a water bottle, a
Speaker 16: vegiemite sandwich and a piece of fruit. And they even
Speaker 16: went so far because I wasn't allowed to eat the
Speaker 16: food at the party. They even went so far to
Speaker 16: wrap up a gift that if the other parents had
Speaker 16: lollies like a lolly hunt or anything like that, that
Speaker 16: they gave the parents the lollies that if I found lollies,
Speaker 16: I got exchanged.
Speaker 4: Wow, that is a lot.
Speaker 14: That is very strict. Needless to say, I didn't go
Speaker 14: to very many parties after a very long time. So
Speaker 14: and once I left home, I partied like there was
Speaker 14: no tomorrows. I partied like I partied like it was
Speaker 14: nineteen ninety nineteen.
Speaker 4: And are those wild days over now? They're still on.
Speaker 14: Oh no, no, I'm fifty next year and I'm partying
Speaker 14: what there's no tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Really making up for lost time? Don't keep blaming the
Speaker 4: past seventy still buying hard. Great story, Thank you very much,
Speaker 4: really made us laugh. Thanks, go on and have a
Speaker 4: good day.
Speaker 1: No worries you two by the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: The atmosphere at Oasis shows was always something really edgy
Speaker 4: and electric. But next year, going to see them after
Speaker 4: such a long absence and not it never looking up
Speaker 4: they're going to play together again is going to be
Speaker 4: an amazing moment. And the Green News is the very
Speaker 4: first shows they're doing in Australia after so long a
Speaker 4: part and even not coming here when they were in
Speaker 4: Oasis together is going to be right here in Melbourne
Speaker 4: next year, Friday, the thirty first of October. You can
Speaker 4: win your tickets in a couple of minutes time. I
Speaker 4: just about to play Wonderwall. Wonderwall is one of the
Speaker 4: rare singles in this country that sold so many copies.
Speaker 4: This is when actual copies physically were sold. It's actually
Speaker 4: twelve times certified platinum in the UK. It's sold over
Speaker 4: eight million copies. It was I think it was the
Speaker 4: second single off the second album, which next year. I've
Speaker 4: just realized. When Oasis tour the world and reunite what's
Speaker 4: the story Morning Glory. It'll be thirty years old. This
Speaker 4: song Wonderwul is twenty nine years old. It's unbelievable. So
Speaker 4: what we used to do on the show, we should
Speaker 4: do something called the isolated vocal, where sometimes we could
Speaker 4: take a song that you're pretty familiar with and we
Speaker 4: would strip back. It's called the isolated vocal where it
Speaker 4: is just the singing and you remove all the instruments
Speaker 4: and everything else, and somehow it shouldn't sound as great,
Speaker 4: but sometimes it sounds a bit different. You realize that
Speaker 4: actually this human voice is so powerful. This is Liam
Speaker 4: doing Wonderwall, just the vocal, and then we'll play the song.
Speaker 9: Next Today it was gonna be the day, but they'll
Speaker 9: never throw it. Likes to you, and by now you
Speaker 9: showed us somehow re your lies watching nat to Do.
Speaker 9: I don't believe that anybody feels.
Speaker 4: The way I do about you now.
Speaker 11: And all the roles are leads you there were winding
Speaker 11: and all the lights a light the way you're blinding.
Speaker 11: There are many things that I would like to say
Speaker 11: to you, but I don't know how.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Thirty years ago, nineteen ninety four, Oasis pretty much an
Speaker 4: unknown band, come out of nowhere, release this album definitely maybe,
Speaker 4: and within six months it had sold eleven million copies.
Speaker 4: This is vinyl. And I remember interviewing the boys and
Speaker 4: they said that there was a Christmas part at the
Speaker 4: end of that year and obviously eleven million copies of
Speaker 4: our physical copies. It's before streaming football Spotify. This is
Speaker 4: thirty years ago. And he said that this independent record
Speaker 4: label that they'd signed to because they were just a
Speaker 4: band that no one knew how big they were going
Speaker 4: to become the head of the record label. Right. The
Speaker 4: Scottish guy who signed them up, called Alan McGee said,
Speaker 4: up there and he said, this is unbelievable, and we've
Speaker 4: got presents for the whole band, and Liam and the
Speaker 4: rest of the band all got vintage Roadexes, and no
Speaker 4: because he wrote all the songs, got a brand new
Speaker 4: Rolls Royce. And Noel said. That's when the argument started there, right,
Speaker 4: because suddenly he was that, my god, wow, Well next
Speaker 4: the brother's got a Rolls. He's the songwriter who gets
Speaker 4: all the cast yes, yeah, and so does the record
Speaker 4: labels Like you, my friend can have a Rolls Royce,
Speaker 4: you lock can have some nice shiny watches. And then
Speaker 4: Noel said, the incredible thing was he couldn't even drive.
Speaker 4: He's I don't think to this day he's actually taking
Speaker 4: his drivers. He couldn't even in a typical rock and
Speaker 4: roll way. He could even drive this rolls Royce that
Speaker 4: he gave him. All right, So we have your Oasis tickets.
Speaker 4: They go and sell this morning at ten o'clock. Live
Speaker 4: Nation dot com dot au is where you can get
Speaker 4: hold of them. Good luck. I really hope you get
Speaker 4: your tickets. We have three pairs to give away right now.
Speaker 4: Obviously we want these to go to real fans on
Speaker 4: nine four one four one o four three like Steve.
Speaker 4: Let's find out Steve is a big Oasis fan. Morning,
Speaker 4: Steve Body Christian.
Speaker 13: How are nice to meet you, mate, and well.
Speaker 4: Done on getting through a lot of people like you, Steve.
Speaker 4: Big Oasis fans very excited that they're reunited.
Speaker 13: Yep, that's great. The reason I'm rigging, Mady because I
Speaker 13: know my young Globe playa after Liam Gallagher.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 13: I think it'd be a good tribute to go see it.
Speaker 13: But the reason being I've only been the two concents
Speaker 13: to me life and you believe that I'm not the
Speaker 13: first one was the Wiggles, which I was really excited
Speaker 13: to take the kids and watch them live.
Speaker 4: It was a great life.
Speaker 13: Oh, it was a great day. They come broad Meadows
Speaker 13: and I don't think that will happen again.
Speaker 3: Played in broad Meadows. Sorry, the Wiggers played in broad Meadows.
Speaker 13: Yeah, the basketball court.
Speaker 3: It's not Rod labor Arena.
Speaker 4: I saw him now maybe tomorrow we did before they
Speaker 4: were famous broad Meadows.
Speaker 12: And yeah.
Speaker 13: Then I've got Dragon or Pink concert. So that's the
Speaker 13: only two concerts I've been to in your life, so
Speaker 13: I think i'd really appreciate and enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Well, we've got to send you to Oasis next year.
Speaker 4: And how old is your son?
Speaker 13: Liam Lilliam is twenty five?
Speaker 4: So are you going to take Liam?
Speaker 13: I don't know, because Liam's very happy to catch sometimes
Speaker 13: he's there.
Speaker 4: We've got a year, yeah, a big game on the show,
Speaker 4: whereas like catch Steve's son leave.
Speaker 13: I actually would have loved to take me wife and Lym,
Speaker 13: but I know that's not possible.
Speaker 4: We only got two t Yeah right right, I'm pulling.
Speaker 13: I'm pulling at your string.
Speaker 4: Why you're right and there's only two strings. Afraid that's
Speaker 4: your decision to work out going now the sun that's
Speaker 4: out there in the wind. We don't know where he
Speaker 4: is right now. I wouldn't take him then if you
Speaker 4: can't get hold of him, take them missus, Steve. Anyway,
Speaker 4: you're off to see Oasis. Enjoy. I'll see you there.
Speaker 4: Thank you very very much, pleasure. Let's get to Tom now.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Tom, Good morning.
Speaker 13: How's it going?
Speaker 4: Very good? Tom? Now, tell us what a big Oasis
Speaker 4: fan you are.
Speaker 7: Oh god, I've been listening to my entire life. Look,
Speaker 7: I've seen both of them individually, seen old Gallagher's Pipeline Birds,
Speaker 7: Big Day Out long time ago, and seen Lee and
Speaker 7: Gallagher quite a few times. But yeah, never seen them together.
Speaker 4: So I can forgetting. I see there's people who are
Speaker 4: younger Oasis fans right that have never seen them lying together. No,
Speaker 4: you're like us, have been apart for so long. We
Speaker 4: have to give you that chance. Tom. You've got your tickets.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, are you serious?
Speaker 4: Yes, you can have them.
Speaker 7: Tom, Oh my god, thank you so much.
Speaker 4: You've seen them separately, see them together.
Speaker 7: I've had the worst week, so this is like the
Speaker 7: best news possible. Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm really glad that you got through and you've
Speaker 4: got your tickets. I hope the rest of the week
Speaker 4: picks up as well. Tom, thank you so much for that.
Speaker 4: Thank you all right, pleasure all right, we're going to
Speaker 4: take a break. We've got one last pair of Oatis
Speaker 4: tickets to give away.
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show Podcast, we.
Speaker 4: Have the last pair of Oasis tickets. They go and
Speaker 4: sell ten am this morning. Livenation dot com dot Au.
Speaker 4: Sharon culdiby you.
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I hope.
Speaker 15: So I'm really I've got my fingers and toes cross.
Speaker 4: Christian, all right, tell me the situation then. So there's
Speaker 4: so many people kind of trying to call right now
Speaker 4: obviously to get these tickets. These are the last pairs.
Speaker 4: So why are you such a big fan?
Speaker 5: Well, this is actually for my daughter Bridy. The content
Speaker 5: would be around her sixteenth birthday. She's a med Oasis fan.
Speaker 5: Yesterday she submitted some artwork to win the Principal's Art
Speaker 5: prize and it's a painting of Oasis.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so cute.
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is cute, but.
Speaker 5: She's just so insanely mad about them. She's starting to
Speaker 5: dress like them. She she just thinks he's the coolest guide.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't even know where her fascination for
Speaker 5: them actually came from.
Speaker 4: Any teenagers that are into or rediscovering Oasis now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, she's mad for it.
Speaker 7: She sets out her room.
Speaker 15: She's a mad.
Speaker 5: Vinyl collector as well. So next, Oh, mom, I've got
Speaker 5: to have some Oasis final. She she actually clicks Elvis
Speaker 5: Finals like she's into.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, that's all and Elvis.
Speaker 5: She dragged me to a three day Elvis cruise and
Speaker 5: everyone on the ship thought that I had dragged my
Speaker 5: kids along.
Speaker 16: I said, no, no.
Speaker 5: Along. So yeah, so she she called through last week
Speaker 5: and the credit on her phone ran out and cut out.
Speaker 4: She called us last week on a wind Them show.
Speaker 5: Yeah she got through, and she got through, but the
Speaker 5: credit ran out on the phone. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 5: I'm such a bad mom.
Speaker 7: What can I do?
Speaker 15: Like, I'm struggling.
Speaker 5: I'm a single parent. So like, I can't really pay
Speaker 5: for the tickets. I couldn't buy them. The only way
Speaker 5: I can get them is to win them.
Speaker 4: So please, Christian, Sharon, You've got the tickets. You don't
Speaker 4: need what a great mom. This is what being a
Speaker 4: ferly loving mom sounds like. Oh my god, Sharon, shan no, no, no,
Speaker 4: you've still got the tickets. It's all good for that.
Speaker 4: This is just amazing. I love the whole story. I
Speaker 4: love your daughter and the fact that she's going to
Speaker 4: be sixteen that year she's going to be that these
Speaker 4: are the last pair of tickets. So listen, where is
Speaker 4: your daughter now?
Speaker 5: Just dropped her off at school? Unfortunately, So I've got
Speaker 5: my son in the car, and so he's celebrating with
Speaker 5: me because he knows how much this means. So Bridy,
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Because this is obviously such big news to her. How
Speaker 4: can we let her know? Now? Can you drive back
Speaker 4: to the school.
Speaker 15: Oh, I'd love to car.
Speaker 5: I don't think I can, Christian, there's a lots of
Speaker 5: security boom gates and stuff I'd have to get through, and.
Speaker 4: She has security school gates. I'm sorry, that's all right,
Speaker 4: don't worry. Hey, listen, Sharon, congratulations. What's the name of
Speaker 4: your daughter, Bridy, Bridy? Well, when you speak to her
Speaker 4: today is going to be amazing news just from your reaction,
Speaker 4: and she deserves to be there. Young fan of that
Speaker 4: is awesome. I love it, and so will they.
Speaker 5: I can feel that if you like, I'm Christian and
Speaker 5: I will send an email to you with the with
Speaker 5: the video footage.
Speaker 4: If you like, we live in the ear and now
Speaker 4: for action footage, don't we. You do whatever you need
Speaker 4: to do, but listen. I'm just so glad you got through,
Speaker 4: and I'm so glad that your doors is going to
Speaker 4: be there next year as well. You're great mum as
Speaker 4: well doing this. Well done and getting through.
Speaker 10: Thank you, Thank you, Christian, thank.
Speaker 5: You so much.
Speaker 4: Safe driving Okay, thank you, appreciate it all right, take
Speaker 4: care bye, thank you. We have no more Oasis tickets.
Speaker 4: I think the right person got the last pair.
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Speaker 4: Good on't to Josie Craigieboy and Christian. My parents so
Speaker 4: strict they wouldn't let me listen to three X Y.
Speaker 4: That's what this station used to be actually, to be fair,
Speaker 4: but I'm trying to potentially from HUGEY. I'm with them.
Speaker 4: I mean, he can't be stopped to down the show?
Speaker 4: Then wow, we I mean we are the official ticket station.
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Speaker 18: Two pairs Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah you earn it?
Speaker 18: Yeah yeah, yeah, you take a pair of my tickets.
Speaker 18: We're looking for your bedroom movies. Bedroom movies Bruce.
Speaker 4: Or ninety Oh, that's very good.
Speaker 3: God plus.
Speaker 4: Dawn of the Bed, not Short of the Dead, Dawn
Speaker 4: of the Bed Silver's done. Yeah right. You have a pillowcase.
Speaker 4: I don't love it.
Speaker 3: I do you use that every night?
Speaker 4: Well? You do, otherwise why would you put one on?
Speaker 11: Right?
Speaker 4: You put like a little pillow condom, the Curious pillow
Speaker 4: Case of Benjamin Button Silver. Old men really struggle to
Speaker 4: sleep again. We're doing those old man peas during the night.
Speaker 4: No shut eye for old men. Silver, spinally's just not
Speaker 4: that into you. Spinally, it's just not that into you. Gold.
Speaker 4: What can a thread count? You rock him? An hundred
Speaker 4: Egyptian A thousand?
Speaker 9: Wow?
Speaker 4: Wow? We fancy the thread count of Monte Cristo.
Speaker 3: Plus that's very good.
Speaker 4: It's all about that thread count. I bet you're an
Speaker 4: eleven or twelve hundred of pats.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I wish more like four hundred.
Speaker 3: I actually don't. I have no clue what my thread
Speaker 3: count is. I guess that it is a thousand. I've
Speaker 3: known it. That's a lot.
Speaker 2: That's very expensive.
Speaker 4: Is it written somewhere on the sheet or on that
Speaker 4: little care?
Speaker 3: We have linen sheets? Is that thread count as well?
Speaker 4: We have linen sheets too, Well, that's what cotton is.
Speaker 2: It's linen, is it?
Speaker 3: I thought.
Speaker 4: About domestic issues? Sheet sheet? So they all to an animal.
Speaker 3: There are a bit more rinky, right, very wrinkly.
Speaker 2: You should make a suit out of one of those today, Jack,
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Going to cut sheet for tomorrow night.
Speaker 4: Please? Do they are stage in as well? It's not
Speaker 4: like that, you know what I mean? Any Who's let's
Speaker 4: move on, Jack, what have you got bedroom movies.
Speaker 3: Wind in the Pillows, very smart, Gold the yawn supremacy
Speaker 3: as good as well gold my cushion, Vinnie and that's
Speaker 3: a bond and Zach and Mary make a yawn no.
Speaker 4: Bronze. All right, what have you got them? Bedroom movies? Messenger?
Speaker 1: You have to go and see Kyli The Christian Connell
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Kyli winow tickets for the best in show today on
Speaker 4: the time waster, which is bedrum movies.
Speaker 3: You're ready to mark, Jack, Can I first give you
Speaker 3: an update on cotton versus linen?
Speaker 4: Please? Yeah? Because I felt so stupid earlier and when
Speaker 4: happy to be corrected, always by Patsy, even a hungover one.
Speaker 3: Patsy said, cotton and linen is the same plan, same thing,
Speaker 3: but it's not. Cotton is a natural fiber that comes
Speaker 3: from the cotton plant. Linen natural fiber derived from the
Speaker 3: flax plant. Oh wow, different materials. The finest linen comes
Speaker 3: from Belgium, where an optimal climate and rich soil allows
Speaker 3: for strong, beautiful flax.
Speaker 2: I thought the Egyptians were the leaders in the linen industry.
Speaker 4: Okay, let's pick this up tomorrow. This whole thread count
Speaker 4: flick now we've gone to another continent left astretching off
Speaker 4: to Belgium and that climate there. Well, someone's found Wikipedia.
Speaker 6: All right, spars, Well it goes to Belgium, so perhatsy,
Speaker 6: you're wrong, Yeah.
Speaker 2: What's your point?
Speaker 4: I think Jack and I were hoping for some kind
Speaker 4: of attraction apology.
Speaker 2: Good luck.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know your breath.
Speaker 2: I think the Irish are quite good at their linens
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 4: Now we're just sort of getting into stereotypes of countrymen.
Speaker 15: No, they have.
Speaker 2: Beautiful linen over there, I believe.
Speaker 4: Well, I've been there many times, and I wouldn't say
Speaker 4: it's any different from anywhere in the world. However, Belgium,
Speaker 4: don't even get me.
Speaker 3: Don't even get me, because it's going optimal.
Speaker 4: For the first time I stepped into Belgium, I said,
Speaker 4: bloody else if I was going to make cotton here.
Speaker 4: This is why I.
Speaker 2: Confusing it with their chocolate.
Speaker 4: Jack, I'm not confused, confusing anything. Okay, there's anyone confused
Speaker 4: person here? All right, Bedroom movies, let's go the Snooze Brothers. Silver,
Speaker 4: they're never ending, Snory, Gold, They're never That's very good.
Speaker 4: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Duna Gold, Shane lef
Speaker 4: was Shane's name is made up, Shane Lafo. It's come
Speaker 4: from a home's novel. Snoring, Miss Daisy, Bronze Sheet, the
Speaker 4: fockers that one out. You could really could ruin a
Speaker 4: career quite clickly see perhaps on a plane, Silver, sleepy
Speaker 4: in Seattle. Bronze didn't hardly anything with that positivity. Day
Speaker 4: be like our Belgian friends and their temperate climate. Bronze bus,
Speaker 4: Douna throw Mama from the train, Silver Forest, Grumpy out
Speaker 4: of bed, Steve, that's great, Nebrasko Silver, John's got this
Speaker 4: bottom juice? Oh, come on, John, dis ain't better? Dutch opening,
Speaker 4: Miss Daisy Gold. This person could be one for Dutch
Speaker 4: ovening Miss Daisy, Honey, you want to make some kids Gold,
Speaker 4: Pete Leady on eight mile Robe, one of those big robes.
Speaker 19: Eight Do you remember the movie The Shape of Water? Yes,
Speaker 19: I think one of the best picture did The Shape
Speaker 19: of Waterbeds Silver, Cassa Blanket, Gold, Tom, Men who dream
Speaker 19: of Goats, Fronz valancing the stone, all very clever, Silver
Speaker 19: and John Kip.
Speaker 4: Gold all right, who's off to see Kynie?
Speaker 3: Well to Tom for Cassa blanket.
Speaker 4: Christian Connell Show podcast on tomorrow's show listeners with animal surnames.
Speaker 4: After we heard from today Andrea Gibbons. And also in
Speaker 4: one story we had so many incredible story today that's
Speaker 4: still coming in. In one story, tell us how strict
Speaker 4: your parents were? And every Wednesday we do this, man,
Speaker 4: believe it or not?
Speaker 10: All what of the yards?
Speaker 3: You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 4: Like, were you a cheryl who married a hun?
Speaker 3: Who worked with the cheryl.
Speaker 11: Who married a hun?
Speaker 4: As well? Every Wednesday on the show we look for
Speaker 4: on celebrate your stories of coincidence and chance? In fact,
Speaker 4: I just remember I've got one.
Speaker 3: We didn't even get you one last week.
Speaker 4: I we're luckily and you one. N the radio gods
Speaker 4: have looked after me. Thank you.
Speaker 3: This is better than last time.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you were there, man, you were there. Jack
Speaker 4: and I are out walking together, just two real rough,
Speaker 4: real randy men of radio, tough guys in radio, and
Speaker 4: a couple of hot chocolates on a park bench and
Speaker 4: a trade excitedly winds down his window. He's listening to
Speaker 4: the Hamish Shenandi podcast and he sees Jack posts. Jack
Speaker 4: is actually on the break that he's listened to in
Speaker 4: his truck and he goes Jack your Legends and Jack walking.
Speaker 4: I said to you my home wave. He wasn't even
Speaker 4: saying anything to me because Jack did this.
Speaker 3: You didn't see the thumbs up and you gave him.
Speaker 4: Nothing, shazy wisey with a compliment. But what are the odds?
Speaker 4: He's listening to Hamish Nandi and you on the podcast
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 3: He sees you in the wild lucky guy.
Speaker 4: With an amazing thank you as well the world's tiniest
Speaker 4: thumb up. It's a nail. Okay, I'll give you a
Speaker 4: little nail up there, all right? What are the arts?
Speaker 4: Will we get stories like this?
Speaker 12: My cousin had a you born baby girl did the
Speaker 12: meet and greet with my mum and my cousin's baby.
Speaker 12: We had the same card, same wrapping paper, and exactly
Speaker 12: the same dress.
Speaker 13: The last six digits of my mobile phone number are
Speaker 13: the same as the last six digits on my Medicare cat.
Speaker 16: I'm an nursing age care I had a accident.
Speaker 12: I went to introduce myself. Hi, my name's Denise.
Speaker 16: He's gone, my name's Dennis, and I'm going.
Speaker 12: My father's name's.
Speaker 3: Dennis, and he's gone.
Speaker 16: My daughter's names Denise, What have you?
Speaker 11: Bob?
Speaker 4: You probably could have with editing. You know you can
Speaker 4: always take those bits out, should you do you? Hi?
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