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Speaker 1: I'm just free to Will short afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: It is swell and what are you getting your home

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Speaker 1: for the next a little while? Yeah, very excited about

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Speaker 1: what's going on here? What's tell me?

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Speaker 2: Will? What that.

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Speaker 1: Elon mask has decided the first person to go to

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Speaker 1: the Moon as part of a travel then change like

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Speaker 1: giving it? He picked the person picked the person Japanese vision,

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Speaker 1: Japanese billionaire.

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Speaker 3: Of course, Yeah, a billionaire. That'd be right.

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Speaker 1: Going in twenty twenty three, he's going. He's the first

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Speaker 1: moon tourist.

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Speaker 4: What's his name?

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Speaker 3: Not sure in the research there, mate, It's a big

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Speaker 3: ball drop early from you, and I expect you to

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Speaker 3: pick those balls up and do much more with them.

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Speaker 3: I want to be juggling in twenty will, I want

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Speaker 3: to be juggling.

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Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to picking up a couple more balls

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Speaker 1: as the it goes. You sucker, you sucker Masaa is

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Speaker 1: his name?

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Speaker 3: You sucker maz Hour and he is will be. You're

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Speaker 3: sucking up in space because all foods liquid, is it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they'll be sucking it. He'll be sucking NonStop.

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Speaker 4: Well you assume so.

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Speaker 3: In that movie Odyssey twenty twenty two thousand and one,

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Speaker 3: Space Odyssey, that's the one.

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Speaker 1: They just you tell me drums? Okay, advice there to

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Speaker 1: whatever movie? Space Odsy twenty twenty what's the movie again,

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Speaker 1: you sucker? Twenty twenty three, Go to the Moon?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, they drink all their meals? Yeah, we

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Speaker 3: go just one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what's drink all their meals? Yeah? They Well,

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Speaker 1: what I was going to tell you is, sorry, you sucker.

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Speaker 3: Hey, wait, wait now go mais.

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Speaker 1: Hour yep, doom doom.

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Speaker 4: Tell me about your sucker, you sucker.

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Speaker 1: Mazawa has said he's going to take six artists with him.

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Speaker 3: Oh, who would your six? No, that's a boring question.

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Speaker 3: Give us one. We could go you saying sorry, you're

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Speaker 3: referred to us as artists. We could go.

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Speaker 1: We could be artists on the Moon trip.

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Speaker 3: I draw in okay, cockin balls.

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Speaker 1: But that's it. We're in the media where I went

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Speaker 1: to it. This is us show.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a stretch.

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Speaker 1: I think we should try and get in touch with

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Speaker 3: You know what, I'm on board on this show us

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Speaker 3: calling you suckers out.

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Speaker 4: You want to try yeah, bloody Oh, Grass's.

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Speaker 3: Number in the white padgers.

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Speaker 1: Were though this needs a little bit more for it.

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Speaker 1: We came back on the other side with just just

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Speaker 1: ballteringly good stuff here for the next couple of hours.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's the way we just men,

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Speaker 1: because I've dropped the balls. Drop the balls and see

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Speaker 1: forward to that. Well, went to go and eat my

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I saw you, thanks on your desk

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Speaker 3: there and working lunch for you work every day, slave

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just getting audio and read in the news.

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Speaker 3: And I went to go and get a fork, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: Open the drawer for the forks.

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Speaker 3: Yea, all the forks are gone, No, Kelly, so well

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Speaker 1: Where the hell are the forks?

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Speaker 1: Where are the forks?

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Speaker 3: Mate? For Fork's sake? I mean I went in there

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Speaker 1: Now, we can't make too many Fork references on this show.

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Speaker 1: Well they bought, so they bought this. So just everyone

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Speaker 1: can't just be our workplace that is currently in this

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Speaker 3: And if you like ours, like our office plate, it's

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Speaker 4: Time and I remember that time. It was a great

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Speaker 3: There were forks, were plenty, twenty to thirty forks in there.

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Speaker 1: I used to use forks for other things apart from

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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you know I'd use it to fling stuff around. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: But it is just a mystery because I'm but it's

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Speaker 1: Who's the forking bandit?

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Speaker 3: Who's guy Fawkes in this situation? Who's the forkman or

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Speaker 3: the fork woman who's stealings? Were taking them home? Because

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Speaker 3: I did an offer sweep the other day, you did

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Speaker 1: Don't believe you.

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Speaker 3: I didn't do that, but no one knows where.

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Speaker 4: I feel like it's.

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Speaker 3: I feel like there's more spoons that are growing, so

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Speaker 1: I agree. I think that I totally agree with you.

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Speaker 3: Are we just asking for have your forks going missing?

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Speaker 3: asking have you got a cutlery crisis in your workplace? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's a good way to put it, actually, Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: Be that your forks have you know, hit a bit

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd love to hear. But you know you might

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Speaker 3: be speaking to management. No, I'm a bit of a

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Speaker 1: I've got a serious crisis woods. I reckon there was.

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Speaker 1: We had a bit of a rejig of the kitchen

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Speaker 1: a while ago. Somebody never know who that is, but

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Speaker 1: some generous soul bought heaps of cutlery, hundreds of hundreds

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Speaker 4: It's a travesty. It's absolutely travesty.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know what the hell's going on. And

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm not prepared to accept that we are the

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Speaker 1: be a trend unless there's some weird fork bandit and

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Speaker 3: Because everyone complains about the forks. We we get together and

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Speaker 3: we're all the buddy forks.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's talking about the lack of fork. So somebody has

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Speaker 1: a trend. Yeah, Scott's given us a school school, Scotty,

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Speaker 2: Hey, boys, how.

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Speaker 1: Are we gotta?

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Speaker 4: We're a bit confused.

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Speaker 1: Where the going? Where are you for boys?

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Speaker 6: You guys think you guys have it bad.

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Speaker 2: I work for a transport company.

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Speaker 6: We have about two hundred.

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Speaker 2: People come through our airhouse.

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Speaker 6: We do not have a fork or a spoon in sight,

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Speaker 6: but we have about two hundred butter knives.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the knives, butter knives. There's knives of butter knife.

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Speaker 1: There's knives are plenty. The knives, yeah, yeah, the knives

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Speaker 7: The biggest problem is boys that we have drivers and

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Speaker 7: other people making cups of coffee with butter knives.

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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But when you're steirring your tea with a knife, it's

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Speaker 3: Do you have a theory, Scott as to where your

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Speaker 3: you know spoons and forks are going there.

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Speaker 6: Must be a black hole in the drawer or something.

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Speaker 4: Come up with I'm going black hole.

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Speaker 6: The spoons are doubling.

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Speaker 1: The spoons are growing. Maybe the forks are turning into spoons.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe they're.

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Speaker 4: Evolving Global war, I mean to forks into spoons.

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Speaker 1: Something's going on. Have we got a text here? Don't

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Speaker 1: ask me to read you the text line because I don't.

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Speaker 3: Know what it is.

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Speaker 1: But Tracy knows it, and she said, oh my god, omg, boys,

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Speaker 1: how are I love you both? But it's the same

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Speaker 1: at my work. Never any damn falks. God, I love you.

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Speaker 1: Get shot Morrison on this. This this is a serious problem.

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Speaker 3: I reckon it could be Andrea has given us a

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Speaker 3: called Andrea, You've got a cutlery crisis going on in

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Speaker 3: your workplace.

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Speaker 9: Hi guys here, we have a really big.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: Hi.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm a school teacher and we never have any fawks,

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Speaker 11: like literally nice going on.

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Speaker 12: We have no little.

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Speaker 13: Spoon, so we all make coffee with big spoon.

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Speaker 12: The weirdest thing is we.

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Speaker 11: Have about twenty steak knives steak reads.

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Speaker 14: About twenty and my teachers we never eat.

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Speaker 1: Steaks staking the borderline illegal to have a steak knife

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Speaker 1: at the school. I mean it.

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Speaker 11: Seems risky, like all these little humans around him steakne.

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Speaker 1: You're walking around wielding knives.

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Speaker 4: It's also dangerous.

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Speaker 3: Andrew, do you have a theory we've gone with. We

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Speaker 3: think it could be a black hole someone someone's eating

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Speaker 3: the assuming them and it sounds ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: But I mean, I'm lost.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's going on now.

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Speaker 1: The text here from George has said, boys, no forks

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Speaker 1: at my workplace either.

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Speaker 4: So George, we feel your pain.

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Speaker 1: That's the text George, George, what's yeah? I think the

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Speaker 1: airways is a good time to do this. Well, you've

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Speaker 1: told me off here that you've you've hoarded a fork.

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Speaker 3: All I'm saying, I don't know, but the forks were

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Speaker 3: going missing already.

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Speaker 4: I'm not the problem. And when I realized this is

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Speaker 3: Everyone and I'm still rich. I'm still rich.

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Speaker 11: Yes, if you guys have some tea spoons, we will

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Speaker 12: But no one ever had teaspoons.

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Speaker 4: Brilliant.

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Speaker 3: Well, we have heaps of tea spoons. There are teaspoons

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Speaker 3: So Natalie, this is a binding agreement with ten.

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Speaker 12: Do you work Natalie, I work at Bramados Health Service.

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Speaker 3: We'll just dropped the we'll drop the spoons out of.

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Speaker 3: This is like a hostage swap, like a prisoner swap.

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Speaker 3: So look for jesus. Well, but I saw something today

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Speaker 3: Not to do with the forks? I've had a tumultuous day,

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Speaker 1: Can't be that hard to get it. It can't be

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Speaker 3: She has revealed in a tweet that she had cereal

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Speaker 3: Is it? This music? Never had her memis of it?

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Speaker 3: Are you gonna say murder?

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Speaker 4: Well, I was going to say murder, but I've realized

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Speaker 3: I want to know. I'm thirteen one oh six five,

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Speaker 4: Is there anyone out there murder who puts.

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Speaker 1: Their milk actually killing someone?

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Speaker 3: I think it's that bad. Is there anyone out there

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Speaker 4: What the hell's going on here?

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Speaker 1: Hell is going on here?

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Speaker 4: The wizards just walked in.

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Speaker 3: We've got Isaac on the phone here today, wiz how

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Speaker 3: what the hell is going on? I don't know, mate,

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Speaker 3: he has walked in some cereal said.

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Speaker 1: Of goddamn forking your hand, whiz, because.

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Speaker 4: We've got Isaac who's just called the show.

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Speaker 3: Isaac, Mate, I've got to know what the hell you

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Speaker 3: put the milk in first?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, definitely, it's so much nicer when you have the

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Speaker 8: You have that.

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Speaker 4: But what's the what's the reasoning behind the milk first?

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Speaker 3: Like surely like when you shower the cereal with the milk, like,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, but then it goes soggy, so you want to

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, well thanks to call isaacah cashing stuff. Brodie's

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Speaker 3: Brody, mate, you put the milk in first?

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Speaker 4: See it something in the right ratio.

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Speaker 4: Bloody hell do you do?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 13: I put the milk how much I think I want

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Speaker 3: There, You've actually almost you're pretty much completely turn me around.

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Speaker 1: Are you disgusted with yourself?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 9: I even hit it up in the microwave.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so much reciprocity, and it's an atrocity, so much reciprocity.

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Speaker 1: It's a atrocity. You expect something when you do something

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, it's yucky.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Moments like these ones we got last week.

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Speaker 3: Wow, and you didn't wake up in a bathtub the

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Speaker 1: Lucky, very lucky. No, not like you. We shouldn't say that. No,

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Speaker 1: because strangers can do beautiful things for each other. Thirteen

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Speaker 9: They still talk about it.

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Speaker 1: I've got a text here from Sandra who said that

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Speaker 1: to Cape York and the guy gave her a ride

449
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Speaker 1: on his horse. There you go, so good stuff down.

450
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Speaker 3: I've got my double saddle on. Why don't you jump

451
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Speaker 3: up a lift, Sandra. Feel free to call any time. Sandra,

452
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:05,160
Speaker 3: by the way, thirty one sixty five you can call now.

453
00:19:05,359 --> 00:19:07,600
Speaker 3: You had a great moment. You have a beautiful moment

454
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:10,760
Speaker 3: with a stranger doing something nice for no reason, but

455
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,679
Speaker 3: just to do something for nice, I think is the

456
00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,480
Speaker 3: best thing that can ever happen in the world. And

457
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,399
Speaker 3: I can't wait to hear it from tomri here, tomorray,

458
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:17,720
Speaker 3: you had a nice moment with a stranger.

459
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Speaker 14: Yeah, so it's kind of a coincidence as well, which

460
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:24,159
Speaker 14: I know you guys talk about. So my friends and

461
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Speaker 14: I were both on a different plane going to Auckland.

462
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Speaker 12: Yep.

463
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Speaker 14: The guy I was sitting next to on my plane

464
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Speaker 14: for the husband of the girl she was sitting next

465
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Speaker 14: to you on her plane, and they both independently offered

466
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Speaker 14: us a trip to our hotel and they were so lovely.

467
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Speaker 3: Oh no noise.

468
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Speaker 14: So it's like that's a coincidence as well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, delayed stuff tomorrow.

470
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Speaker 3: I had a moment with a beautiful stream So after

471
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Speaker 3: the flight, so she would have your friend would have

472
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,720
Speaker 3: walked up to you and I've been offered a lift

473
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Speaker 3: to this place, and then that is incredible.

474
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Speaker 1: I love it.

475
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Speaker 14: And they said, oh, this is actually my wife, and

476
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,719
Speaker 14: it was all ye, and I took us. We got

477
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Speaker 14: some food on the way and it was beautiful.

478
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Speaker 1: That's delict awesome stuff.

479
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Speaker 4: Thanks for the call from Oro.

480
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Speaker 1: Call my jazz and Givens called Jasmin. You've had a

481
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Speaker 1: bait of money with with a total stranger.

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Speaker 15: Hi.

483
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Speaker 16: Yeah, So I left a couple of years in America

484
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Speaker 16: as an exchange program thing.

485
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Speaker 5: And I was with two friends and the Starbucks drive

486
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Speaker 5: through and we were like kind of like dancing through

487
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Speaker 5: a song in the car and being a bit fun

488
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Speaker 5: and silly, and then we went.

489
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Speaker 16: When we drove up to pay for our coffees and

490
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Speaker 16: our little like sandwiches, the barista told us that the

491
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Speaker 16: man before us paid for our entire order and said

492
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Speaker 16: left a message to say to keep dancing to life

493
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Speaker 16: and stay happy as we are.

494
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Speaker 1: A moment with a beautiful stranger, to keep dancing, stay

495
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Speaker 1: happy in your life as you are. That is brilliant,

496
00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:02,480
Speaker 1: great stuff, obvious. You never saw remember again gone just

497
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Speaker 1: that was it?

498
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Speaker 3: Yeah, amazing stuff And I hope you keep dancing, jam

499
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Speaker 3: because we've got a banging tune for you right now.

500
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Speaker 1: What's your birthdays on Sunday? Tell me something intelligent, tell

501
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Speaker 1: me something that you are well.

502
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Speaker 3: Did you know that I now I heard that their

503
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,679
Speaker 3: honey will did you know that honey has a memory,

504
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:27,159
Speaker 3: and that if you put hot water on honey, it

505
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Speaker 3: will form into the honeycomb lines.

506
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Speaker 1: Wow.

507
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Speaker 3: Yeah, play the celebration, Mike, and that's how you can

508
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Speaker 3: test if it's real honey. That's how you can test that.

509
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Speaker 3: So if you worried your honey's fake, put some boiling water.

510
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Speaker 1: Well that's that's really proved your maturity right there, And

511
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Speaker 1: then that was that was a great thank you for you.

512
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:50,120
Speaker 1: A fact, we aren't testing your maturity before you turn

513
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Speaker 1: thirty because I don't think you're adult enough to turn

514
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Speaker 1: thirty yet, So we're trying to get you over the line. Now.

515
00:21:55,359 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 1: We've been doing different things to try and just get

516
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Speaker 1: you to that adulthood.

517
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I appreciate the help. Mate.

518
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,280
Speaker 1: You're ringed up to an electric shock Zappa right.

519
00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 3: Now, yes, which makes me nervous all the time.

520
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,239
Speaker 1: You don't know why, but it's painful. It's painful when

521
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 1: it's turned.

522
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,480
Speaker 3: On incredibly well, it just sends an electric pulse through

523
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Speaker 3: my entire body, that's right, which many doctors have said

524
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Speaker 3: is very dangerous.

525
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Speaker 1: So to test your maturity here, I think you're still

526
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 1: far too mature on the fart front.

527
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Speaker 3: I don't think I enjoy a fart drag more than

528
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Speaker 3: the next person, though. I think everyone finds a fart

529
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Speaker 3: a little bit funny and I disagree. Okay, and you

530
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Speaker 3: think I need to get this out of my system

531
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Speaker 3: a little bit.

532
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Speaker 1: On what's going to happen is we've actually invited the

533
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Speaker 1: comedian Harley Breen.

534
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Speaker 3: Oh, I do I like Harley Breen's He's on the.

535
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Speaker 1: Show promoting his new pilot Taboo for Channel ten. Not

536
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Speaker 1: sure if that got up. We won't ask him. And

537
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Speaker 1: he's going to do a two to three minute set, yes,

538
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 1: exclusively on pooh and fart oh no in the studio.

539
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Speaker 3: When he was in here last time, we had a

540
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Speaker 3: pood chat and it was very good, he.

541
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Speaker 1: Said he loves it. Yeah, so I think he's got

542
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: a specific material lined up. Okay, you are right for

543
00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: the picking, my friend. And every time you laugh on

544
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:16,840
Speaker 1: a Harley Brian pooor fart gag, here this welcome in

545
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: the corner of the radio show. Little sign that had

546
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Speaker 1: plug up as elder Harley Breen comedy.

547
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Speaker 4: Harley Breen comedy going very good.

548
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Speaker 1: Great, Okay, thes you turn in thirty yeah, yeah, ye, yeah.

549
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Speaker 7: We're on to see if you if you don't laugh

550
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,520
Speaker 7: at fart jokes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I actually

551
00:23:37,560 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 7: did some research on the way in here on some

552
00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 7: far joke because I don't.

553
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:41,879
Speaker 3: Really like joke jokes. I tell stories.

554
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,199
Speaker 7: We've got a couple for you, okay, great, yeah, just

555
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 7: to kick us off. What did the pooh say to

556
00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:50,080
Speaker 7: the fart? I don't know, blow me away?

557
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:59,680
Speaker 3: Oh it's like some sort of horrible one here.

558
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,200
Speaker 1: If what he loves to get zapp you can watch

559
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: something will Harley bred and carry on with the farts.

560
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 3: Well, do you have a mum? I do have a mum.

561
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Speaker 7: I've done congratulations and good. How much the mum's fart?

562
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 7: Everyone says that dad's far a lot, but actually, when

563
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 7: you look at it, mum's fart heaps more.

564
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Speaker 3: And that's because when.

565
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Speaker 7: Mums were little girls, right, when we're little boys, we

566
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Speaker 7: just fart all the time.

567
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit them out. Girls are told they've got to

568
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Speaker 3: keep their farts in.

569
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Speaker 7: Yeah right, yeah me is they keep their farts in,

570
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Speaker 7: and then when they get to your mum's age, can't

571
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Speaker 7: keep them in anymore. In a backlog of farts, yeah yeah, yeah, no, yeah,

572
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Speaker 7: totally agree, like oh no, that's I've got farts trapped

573
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Speaker 7: to me. That's why you can follow your grandma down

574
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Speaker 7: the hallway with your eyes shut and know where she.

575
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Speaker 3: She's just like, oh no, oh damn. That's that's from

576
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Speaker 3: nineteen seventy four.

577
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Speaker 7: This is good stuff that I'm really enjoy hating this

578
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Speaker 7: and loving this at the same time.

579
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Speaker 1: Every time he laughs against he gets electric shocked in here.

580
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Speaker 1: You can watch this Instagram.

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Speaker 4: It is true though. My mum she holds them all day.

582
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Speaker 3: It is.

583
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Speaker 4: It's the day's gas. Well, my mum's got.

584
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Speaker 3: That because when I was a teenager, mum thought I

585
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Speaker 3: was asleep. And this is the thing about mum's too.

586
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Speaker 7: If you know your mum's just always up in bed

587
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Speaker 7: and they showered right, hums up, you get up early

588
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Speaker 7: in the morning, up because they were waiting for you

589
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Speaker 7: to go to bed, and they can fart. When I

590
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Speaker 7: was fifteen, mon did and hours away and she was

591
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Speaker 7: in the kitchen and just like letting it out.

592
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Speaker 3: Yeah, just like a year's worth.

593
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Speaker 7: And I was like, what the hell is going on? Oh,

594
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Speaker 7: it's the floorboards, it says. I'm walking around to the floorboards.

595
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Speaker 7: I'm like, oh, is it is there a dead person

596
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Speaker 7: under there because you.

597
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Speaker 4: Stink simple, changing tack a little bit for reaching of

598
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Speaker 4: your body.

599
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Speaker 3: This is from my eight year old day. He was

600
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Speaker 3: around the side of the house and.

601
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Speaker 7: I can hear him going and I feel sick, and

602
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 7: I was like, I know what's going on.

603
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Speaker 3: And he's walked around from the side of the house

604
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Speaker 3: with a pool noodle holding that on his groin area.

605
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Speaker 7: He's like, oh, I've got growing doodleightis.

606
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Speaker 3: The person hand he's.

607
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Speaker 7: Really irning just around about.

608
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Speaker 1: This is your bread and butter right now as well.

609
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Speaker 1: This is just this is one.

610
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Speaker 3: Of my favorite all time joke jokest.

611
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Speaker 7: I want to make sure everyone knows I did not

612
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Speaker 7: write this, but I absolutely love this joke. So this guy,

613
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Speaker 7: he's feeling really sick, goes to the doctors as you

614
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Speaker 7: do when you're feeling sick, and he walks into the

615
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Speaker 7: doctors and he says, hey, dog, I'm feeling feeling really crooked.

616
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Speaker 7: I've got headaches and I feel nauseous. And the doctor goes, hmmm,

617
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Speaker 7: dear bay, and the guy goes yeah, and the doctor goes,

618
00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 7: it's good, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: It's good?

620
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Speaker 3: Happy thirty.

621
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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming in SAT From Harley Breen here just

622
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Speaker 1: proving but what he is now newmature enough to ten thirty.

623
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Speaker 3: Yet he's done, he's done. That was great.

624
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Speaker 1: What that is your own basebo Will and Wuddy. You've

625
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Speaker 1: got to go check it out. You've told me what

626
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: you're talking about next could be the best thing on

627
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Speaker 1: radio in the last five to ten years.

628
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Speaker 3: I've said in the last twelve months. Come on, but

629
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Speaker 3: best thing in the last twelve months is.

630
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Speaker 1: Still pretty good.

631
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Speaker 3: I had a little bit of a giggle about a

632
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 3: story about a friend on a date last night, and

633
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 3: I'm going to talk about it. It's pretty good.

634
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: Great, I can't wait to hear about it. Beautifulness.

635
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:07,280
Speaker 4: You know the guy.

636
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,919
Speaker 3: Great, he went on the date last night.

637
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: But other people don't notice that all they might.

638
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 4: He's a popular guy, is he?

639
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 5: Yeah?

640
00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, Joe, Yes, I know that's your cutest

641
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,920
Speaker 3: to all right, Sorry, I thought you were telling me something.

642
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 3: Maid of mine had a great night last night. He

643
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Speaker 3: was very excited.

644
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 4: He had a date.

645
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 3: He had a date night. And I've been in a

646
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Speaker 3: relationship for a long time, very happy in my relationship,

647
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 3: but you know, when you when you had a date

648
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 3: coming up, was always very so he jumps on his

649
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 3: bike and he's riding to the date.

650
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Speaker 4: He was on the top of the world. Here comes

651
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 4: to the crab, Here comes the crab.

652
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 3: It's date night. Sorry he's called crab by the way.

653
00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,080
Speaker 3: Here comes the crab. Here comes could be meeting the

654
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Speaker 3: love of my life.

655
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: Well, he's got I think his specialties divorces, isn't it.

656
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,880
Speaker 4: Well we're not going to talk about that.

657
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: So he's riding, has been for a while.

658
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Speaker 3: He went through a pat to so he's riding his

659
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 3: bike date. I can't confirm more deny if this was

660
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Speaker 3: a divorcee.

661
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,720
Speaker 1: High probability though.

662
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 3: But well, he's riding his bike.

663
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Speaker 4: He's bloody pumped.

664
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Speaker 3: And then unfortunately on the way he's thinking about the

665
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 3: date and he's almost like, you know, dreaming about how

666
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Speaker 3: good it's going to be and how it's going to be.

667
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: And he doesn't see a car pull out, goes straight

668
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 3: into the car going top speed, and comes off his bike.

669
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Speaker 4: Tragic.

670
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,360
Speaker 3: I don't know that tragic stuff, darkness, this is the

671
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 3: last night?

672
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 4: Was the last night's company?

673
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 6: Butt?

674
00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 3: Oh my god, last night? Anyway, I better get absolutely

675
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,160
Speaker 3: write a message. So it comes off and he skids

676
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 3: on the road. So like I'm talking grazes like down

677
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 3: his arms, down his legs, and it's really really bad grazing. Naturally,

678
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 3: he's thinking what do I do? But I'm bleeding, like

679
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 3: I'm blood pouring out of my though.

680
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: Would we know that? We know that Conty Reeves taught

681
00:29:59,920 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 1: us that in the Replacements he did.

682
00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:02,840
Speaker 4: Will and Janas is a great man.

683
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 3: So Robbo, sorry, Crab, I've said his name, Crab.

684
00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 1: He designed.

685
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 6: Out there.

686
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:15,960
Speaker 3: He decides, because he's so looking forward to the date,

687
00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 3: to just barrel on with it. He's like, despite the

688
00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 3: fact that I am quite seriously injured here, I'm going

689
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 3: to barrowl on with the date. And from what he's

690
00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 3: told me, the date was going okay.

691
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 4: At the start.

692
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 3: He informs her that he's come up his bike and

693
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 3: she's like, oh my god, are you okay? Hospital that

694
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 3: to day he's like no, no, no, I'm fine. But then

695
00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:35,480
Speaker 3: his hands were on the table of the day and

696
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 3: he was just bleeding on, like onto the table, to

697
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 3: the point where like the waiters had to be like,

698
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:45,960
Speaker 3: I'm sorry you you want to have to leave because

699
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 3: you're bleeding on. I don't think well, I don't think

700
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 3: he's the only one who's got injured on a date

701
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 3: and then to be tried to barrel throw.

702
00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: Oh, no, you have to barrel because you're so excited

703
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 1: about the date.

704
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm not I'm not going to let this

705
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 3: stop me. I'm gonna barrel on.

706
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing if you get injured on a date as well,

707
00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:15,120
Speaker 1: like oftensly embarrassing moment for you, and you're not going

708
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,720
Speaker 1: to exac Oh you know, while I was in the toilet,

709
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: I fell backwards and hit my head.

710
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 3: That's it. You've tried to cover it, try and cover

711
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 3: it up, cover it, and you want to keep impressing.

712
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 3: Thirteen one o six five's out of number. I want

713
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 3: to know if you've got injured on a date, or

714
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 3: maybe someone you're on a date with got injured. I

715
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 3: remember a very early date with Courtney. I bought some

716
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 3: new shoes because I was trying to show off a

717
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,040
Speaker 3: little bit with my spiffy new shoes.

718
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:42,320
Speaker 4: But because they were so new, we were doing a

719
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,320
Speaker 4: bit of walking.

720
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 3: After dinner to try and get a little tipple, little

721
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 3: drink after But because my shoes were new, they were

722
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 3: giving me quite horrific blisters. Blisters, so I didn't want

723
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 3: to tell her that I was getting blisters. I don't

724
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,160
Speaker 3: know why, because I didn't want to sound no, you're soft.

725
00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: No, well, just in general, you wouldn't want to say

726
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: that in a date. No, no, no, you're not you

727
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 1: exactly that you brought in your shoes either, like the

728
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: meanes that you've had frame exactly exactly.

729
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 3: So I told her that I had a rock in

730
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 3: my shoe and then got like pretended to get the

731
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 3: rock out, and she's like, oh, do you want to

732
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:14,000
Speaker 3: stop to get your And I was like no, no, no, no, no,

733
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 3: just leave the show. Just go with bear barefoot.

734
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 1: To this day, she.

735
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,720
Speaker 3: Still says that was the weirdest thing. Walked around with

736
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:25,040
Speaker 3: one shoe on the rest of the date.

737
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: Calvins and you're lever right now, but give us cool.

738
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:34,000
Speaker 1: If you've been injured and you still decided to carry

739
00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: on through the date, you'll take the next with them.

740
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: Take cause you've injured yourself and you've chosen to carry

741
00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: on with the date.

742
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: Yes, real stories of bravery here and bravery.

743
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 1: And I think also, as I said before, you don't

744
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: want to admit that you're injured, particularly if it's an

745
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: early date. Give you something it's very embarrassing. Yeah, everything

746
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,200
Speaker 1: has to be okay, that's it.

747
00:32:57,240 --> 00:32:58,840
Speaker 4: And you're trying to impress them with everything.

748
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 1: Stand my finger in a door, trying to close.

749
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 3: It all and you had to pretend that and you're

750
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 3: very soft, incredibly sold, and that nothing happened. Yeah, of course.

751
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: So you're get in the car, you get in the

752
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: front seat, drive the car and just cry.

753
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 3: And we got Hannah here on thirteen one oh sixty five. Hannah,

754
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 3: this was your house mate.

755
00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 17: Yes, it was my house mate. She was on her

756
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 17: second date with a guy that she met, pretty excited,

757
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 17: and on the way to meet him, she was in

758
00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:28,520
Speaker 17: a major car accident and rode a car off strew. Yeah,

759
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,720
Speaker 17: not hurt at all, but pretty shaken. Yeah, And she

760
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,920
Speaker 17: called him and he actually came and picked her up

761
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 17: and drove her to the doctors to be checked out.

762
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,800
Speaker 17: And they got married two months ago.

763
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: Oh love it.

764
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 4: That's a beautiful date, isn't it.

765
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 3: You know It's like it's like he's a hero there

766
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 3: taking out of those that's the idea.

767
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: Why don't she fascinating that she called him? So, Hanna,

768
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:57,400
Speaker 1: that's the first one, the first date they were going on, right,

769
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: second second day. Would she call him? I'm not sure.

770
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:05,360
Speaker 10: I think she was just like, oh, I don't want

771
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 10: to miss the date.

772
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,960
Speaker 3: Because she was on the way to see him.

773
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: So yeah, you wouldn't You probably panicking, you know, you're

774
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: in shock. That's what they call it, when you're in

775
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:16,360
Speaker 1: shock and you do weird thing. This wouldn't be the

776
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:18,720
Speaker 1: first person I've a major car accident.

777
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 3: I'm just written off my car. But but she's on

778
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 3: the way to see him.

779
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: I did that. I get it. I totally get it.

780
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:27,160
Speaker 1: But you know, Prince Charming can wait five more minutes

781
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:29,799
Speaker 1: while I figure out to try and fix my car

782
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,239
Speaker 1: and maybe call an ambon the RACV.

783
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:33,680
Speaker 3: But never getting married.

784
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: I know, that's a good story.

785
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,439
Speaker 3: We got Chloe here, Chloe, you've got injured on a date.

786
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:39,880
Speaker 1: I was.

787
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 10: I was walking to the movies before my dad had

788
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 10: got there. I was like, it's fine. I got there early.

789
00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:49,080
Speaker 10: It was raining and I was walking across the driveway

790
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:53,560
Speaker 10: out the front of Macis and as I was walking,

791
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 10: I sort of slipped and fell and I grazed all

792
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 10: the way up my leg. So there was blood every

793
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,560
Speaker 10: where my knee. Oh, just there was blood everywhere anyway,

794
00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:06,920
Speaker 10: So I walked into the movies and I was like,

795
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 10: I think I might need some help. So they got

796
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,080
Speaker 10: me a first aid kid patched myself up, and then

797
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 10: I was just waiting for my date because I was

798
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 10: so early. Thank goodness. Anyway, we would finished a date

799
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 10: and that was a good and we were walking back

800
00:35:20,560 --> 00:35:22,919
Speaker 10: towards my car, so we had to go back past

801
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 10: the McDonald's drive through, and he goes, that's not your

802
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 10: skin is it looks at the grasvel and you could

803
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 10: still see parts of my ankle and my knee.

804
00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 4: And did you marry him?

805
00:35:42,719 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 10: Eight months? Going strong?

806
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

807
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:44,680
Speaker 8: Who?

808
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 3: It turns out you just need to get injured on

809
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,440
Speaker 3: your day. Did you want to end up marrying you?

810
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: Just hurt yourself? Let them help you. You move forward.

811
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 3: We got Jamie Lee here. Now, Jamie Lee, you've got.

812
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:00,319
Speaker 4: Injured on a date.

813
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 18: Hey, hey guys, Yeah I did so.

814
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:04,560
Speaker 10: I was.

815
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 18: I was playing netball and got tackled for the Bachelor

816
00:36:13,239 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 18: this year and.

817
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,320
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show.

818
00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 3: Dang, didn't realize you were an avid listener of the boys.

819
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: Of course, thank you, of course.

820
00:36:27,080 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you got you got tackled by someone, Jamie Lee?

821
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 15: I did, Yeah, I got tackled by one of the

822
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:38,240
Speaker 15: other contestants and partially tore my achilles tendon and flanged

823
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 15: my ankle and was in hospital on.

824
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 18: Within like a minute of meeting Ham.

825
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 17: It was my friend wow wow.

826
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:48,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, and and then and then you left the show

827
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 3: last night, didn't you.

828
00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 11: I did?

829
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, I did in.

830
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,760
Speaker 1: Sensational. I think you've got to be the first person

831
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: to leave these Australian Jamie.

832
00:37:02,719 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 16: Yeah, totally.

833
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:06,360
Speaker 18: So it was awesome with all the cocktail dressers.

834
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that, Oh mate, what a nightmare.

835
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:13,879
Speaker 1: So you're rolling around set with this really really sort

836
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,479
Speaker 1: of we dozed up on painkillers and stuff as well.

837
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,960
Speaker 18: Yeah, totally, Like I had absolutely no idea it was

838
00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:23,080
Speaker 18: as bad as it was. But yeah, I mean, I

839
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 18: was super lucky not to have to leave the competition.

840
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,960
Speaker 18: It was it was a really serious injury.

841
00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:32,040
Speaker 1: Well, super lucky not to leave the comp Jamie. But

842
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:36,319
Speaker 1: I'm the producers telling me that apparently you're now back

843
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:37,280
Speaker 1: with an ex girlfriend.

844
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,080
Speaker 8: Yeah I am.

845
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 18: Kind of just happened, Yeah, really organically once I left

846
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 18: the left the battery mentioned and I was at an

847
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 18: event and so was my ex and yeah, one thing

848
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,760
Speaker 18: led to another and they're now happily together.

849
00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 3: Wow, how could.

850
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: Stories? So afterwards you're standing there in the moon BUTO,

851
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,719
Speaker 1: she knows you've been in a bachelor Does she say

852
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: something there? Do you say something there? What's the story?

853
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,680
Speaker 18: Well, she was really open, like it is what to do.

854
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 18: We were always friends and she was really supportive of

855
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:19,120
Speaker 18: what I was doing, so she wanted me to be happy.

856
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 18: I still sometimes put on the moon boot just for

857
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 18: like a little bit of simpathy, like can you go

858
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 18: and make grass first?

859
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: I love her? Hey, Jamie, I've got a question for

860
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: you just on that. Sorry, I know you've just called

861
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,959
Speaker 1: the show for a quick story, but I'm interested. So

862
00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:35,320
Speaker 1: how does that work?

863
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:35,560
Speaker 5: Like?

864
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:37,759
Speaker 1: Are you so you've gone on to go and meet

865
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: a guy who you're hoping will be the love of

866
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 1: your life, but you're previously in love with a girl

867
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: I imagine who you are now back with. But does

868
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: that mean that you're like constantly attracted to both sexes

869
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 1: or yeah, totally go through phases.

870
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:56,560
Speaker 18: It's also not like I'm attracted to people as like

871
00:38:56,800 --> 00:39:01,440
Speaker 18: the personality, the connection, you know. Yeah, I'm also fall

872
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 18: in love with someone's personality than their gender. So yeah,

873
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 18: it's it means I get the best.

874
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:08,600
Speaker 1: Of bothical world.

875
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 18: My dating call is a lot bigger than most.

876
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,399
Speaker 4: No, yeah, you're very lucky in that way.

877
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely so while you're on the Bachelor, right, like, so

878
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: Nick's there, but you're like, you know, you're also still

879
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: sort of like, you know, if there's a camera girl

880
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 1: it's a bit cute or anything like that, like that

881
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: catches your eye.

882
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,640
Speaker 18: No, I was definitely there for Nick. There were a

883
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 18: few rumors around that there was you know, I was

884
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 18: potentially dating one of the other girls because she was

885
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 18: also bisexual, But definitely nothing was there.

886
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:34,680
Speaker 1: You know.

887
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 18: It's like, just because there are two people that share

888
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 18: common interest, like you know, yeah, yeah in one sexuality, like,

889
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 18: it doesn't mean that we're going to just automatically yeah

890
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 18: yeah right yeah.

891
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: Yeahs total sense.

892
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can see why they went with that headline though,

893
00:39:51,239 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 3: or they dropped that rumor in there because it was

894
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 3: a bit saucy in the house and yeah.

895
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 18: Right yeah, I mean anything that makes the headline.

896
00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: Y, Yeah, that's what that's just failthy journalism. We didn't

897
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,719
Speaker 1: do it, we didn't record. I speak nothing of this

898
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 1: from you exactly. Thanks guy, thanks or mate, really appreciate

899
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 1: the call. Thanks for the story. No worries here, it's

900
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 1: going well with your ex nice one, easy, Thanks so much, guys,

901
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 1: have a good one. Good stuff by g I'm being

902
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:25,240
Speaker 1: told that the Bachelor continues seventy thirty.

903
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 3: She was lovely.

904
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: She was a little bit of a little bit of

905
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: pop culture for everyone.

906
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 4: Look out, you will pop up with us.

907
00:40:31,760 --> 00:40:34,759
Speaker 1: What's intersuing stuff going on into it? Recently? I don't know,

908
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: they've got a new government at the moment, but recently

909
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: they decriminalized homosexuality, which is wonderful. Even more recently and

910
00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:46,120
Speaker 1: I just can't believe this exists. But do you know,

911
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 1: so if a Muslim man, a Muslim man said to

912
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:57,240
Speaker 1: his word, said to his wife the word talack, talack

913
00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 1: talack three time ms huh in a row? Yeap, so

914
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: tulluck tuller Tyler, do you know what that meant?

915
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 4: Absolutely?

916
00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 3: No idea.

917
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:10,000
Speaker 1: I have a go and Jesus, what the hell is this?

918
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: That is what we do, mate, I ask you something,

919
00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: you come up with something funny, I laugh at it,

920
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: and then we move on.

921
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,279
Speaker 3: Well yeah, right, okay, So I'm just getting the brief again.

922
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 3: It reminds me of the movie. Have you seen Candy Man?

923
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,080
Speaker 3: The movie candy Man. Well, the premise of candy Man

924
00:41:26,120 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: is if you if you look at a mirror and

925
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 3: you say candy man three times, the candy man jumps

926
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:33,440
Speaker 3: out and shanks you with a hook. Oh yeah, horrific movie.

927
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 4: There's three of them.

928
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:39,399
Speaker 3: So based on that, the wife jumps at the guy

929
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,959
Speaker 3: and shakes.

930
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:41,399
Speaker 4: Him with a hook.

931
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 3: No, no, correct.

932
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: That good guess, thank you. If Muslim man said to

933
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 1: his wife three times in a row, tuluck, luck, it's

934
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: called the instant triple tulluck.

935
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,239
Speaker 4: It makes sense.

936
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 3: Good name for him.

937
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: That yep, that divorced his wife on the spot.

938
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 3: Well, like legally, Like that's that's it. That's it.

939
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 4: You say, tell like three times.

940
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:13,759
Speaker 3: Gone she You could you could trick him into doing it,

941
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,319
Speaker 3: couldn't you.

942
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 1: Well, if you wanted to get divorced. Yeah, I mean

943
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: that's the horrible part of the war is that these

944
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,319
Speaker 1: you know, men have got the capacity to divorce their

945
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,239
Speaker 1: wife instantly.

946
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 3: Imagine as well being like, you know, can you cook

947
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 3: me dinner tonight?

948
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:27,440
Speaker 11: No?

949
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,919
Speaker 4: No, I'm actually really bitty to luck.

950
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: Isn't that.

951
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:36,480
Speaker 4: Almost Oh that's terrific.

952
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, isn't that awful?

953
00:42:38,560 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 4: It's awful?

954
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, can the woman do it to the guy, but

955
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 3: reciprocal to lucking.

956
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:49,759
Speaker 1: No, the one man to a woman lud Like you

957
00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:51,720
Speaker 1: imagine if you got drunk and you're going I didn't

958
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: did I did?

959
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:57,560
Speaker 3: I Like Jesus Christ, how do I take back the talk?

960
00:42:58,040 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I was drunk.

961
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I know, be tough. If there was like an

962
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: athlete or something who was Muslim when you're in India

963
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 1: whose name was to Luk as well er him, it

964
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 1: was like, you wouldn't.

965
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 3: Want to say, that's actually funny though. We should buy

966
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 3: a horse and go to India and call it to

967
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,759
Speaker 3: lug and then get it in a race and then

968
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,360
Speaker 3: be like wow, real bold divorce here.

969
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: We imagine there are a bunch of women who wanted

970
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,359
Speaker 1: to get out of their marriages. We can help them,

971
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: just helped them.

972
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 3: We can help them, guys, We've got a.

973
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: Plan that's so good. No, it actually is. It's horrible

974
00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:40,920
Speaker 1: that that has existed for.

975
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 3: As long as it has.

976
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 1: Obviously don't know the insidouts, but really, in terms of

977
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 1: the rights for the woman in the relationships, the guy

978
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:52,080
Speaker 1: can say a word to her three times. However, woulds

979
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,239
Speaker 1: I do? I think you know, if you were going

980
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,080
Speaker 1: to come up with a way to break up with

981
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,880
Speaker 1: somebody on the spot. I think saying the word talak

982
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:03,920
Speaker 1: is actually pretty boring.

983
00:44:04,680 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I agree, Yeah, yeah, absolutely easy, very easy

984
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 3: but easy.

985
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,239
Speaker 4: Yeah.

986
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,879
Speaker 1: Thirty one and six five is the number here. If

987
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: you had a power like to break up with somebody

988
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: on the spot in whatever way you want, m hm,

989
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 1: thirty one and sixty five, what would that power be?

990
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 1: What was so hang on hand hand that if you

991
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,879
Speaker 1: had a power that would that would that would lead

992
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: to divorces, to break up, divorce, break up, whatever it

993
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 1: needs to be. If you're the most creative, well, the

994
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:40,440
Speaker 1: best way that you can imagine breaking up with somebody.

995
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:43,160
Speaker 3: I now this takes a fair bit of technological advancement,

996
00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:46,440
Speaker 3: but I like the idea of a breakup brolly. It's

997
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,319
Speaker 3: got a break up brolly, and it's the it's the

998
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 3: brother from Mary Poppins.

999
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1000
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 3: And if the if the woman or a man sees

1001
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 3: the breakup brollier like strength is happening to go oh no,

1002
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 3: and then you pop the brolly and.

1003
00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 4: Then fly out of there, just so not only do

1004
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 4: they know.

1005
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 3: You're breaking up, but then you leave the awkwardness you

1006
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,799
Speaker 3: just like puff like Poppins pump and we're broken up.

1007
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: Lad, he's jet back out of it.

1008
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 3: Break up, break up.

1009
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: It would also be great again, I mean like cast

1010
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,120
Speaker 1: your imagination as far as you want it. Thirty one

1011
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,799
Speaker 1: and six five. What if you could just you're just

1012
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: walking out, You're just walking with them. You're having an

1013
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: argument or something. They're complaining about the fact that you're

1014
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 1: not giving them a taste of your ice cream, and

1015
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: you're like, you know what, I've had enough fear, and

1016
00:45:30,719 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: you just press a button that you've got in your pocket,

1017
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 1: and they just they just fall through a trap door.

1018
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, matter where they're sitting, Gone is under them?

1019
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah great yeah, and then is over and they're

1020
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 3: broken up with Yeah, okay, what's what's down there in

1021
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 3: the No one knows?

1022
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, trap door is good the great, I mean great simplicity.

1023
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: Say if we just wink at them gone but again

1024
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: too risky.

1025
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got dirty my eye? Bang, Oh no, I've broken.

1026
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 1: We advise a number. What if you could come up

1027
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: with a way to break up with somebody like endo

1028
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,320
Speaker 1: relationship on the spot, in whichever means you want to do.

1029
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,719
Speaker 1: What would that be learning some interesting stuff here. Apparently

1030
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 1: there is a law where if you say the word

1031
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 1: tulluck t a l a q, a Muslim man can

1032
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: divorce his wife on the spot. Now I'm not sure

1033
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 1: if that's still an operation in Australia, but I know

1034
00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,760
Speaker 1: that the Indian government has criminalized the instant triple taluck

1035
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 1: so they can't do it anymore.

1036
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,879
Speaker 3: So India that you can't do the triple tall looking

1037
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 3: otherwise it's a crime, right, crime, triple tulluck somewhe and

1038
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 3: I'm learning even more, which is fascinating.

1039
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,840
Speaker 1: Thank you for the people that have given us the info.

1040
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: But you don't have I thought you had to say

1041
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: it in succession.

1042
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:53,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like within a time limit?

1043
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 1: Are we say tulluck tulluck tulluck? But apparently you can

1044
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: say tulluck once and then a year later give her

1045
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: a second tulluck.

1046
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,000
Speaker 3: So you could you I imagine conversation would a lot

1047
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:03,719
Speaker 3: be like are you married? You have been married for

1048
00:47:03,719 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 3: twenty years?

1049
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: Oh?

1050
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 4: How many tellocks are you on?

1051
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1052
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,439
Speaker 3: I'm on two? Oh jeez, okay, one, I'm on the one.

1053
00:47:10,560 --> 00:47:12,280
Speaker 1: And as we were saying, like, you know, this could

1054
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,120
Speaker 1: work for you if you wanted to get divorced as well,

1055
00:47:16,719 --> 00:47:19,240
Speaker 1: because I mean, like, yes, sure this is a horrible

1056
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,879
Speaker 1: thing that a man can do, but it could also

1057
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 1: be a great weapon for a woman if she'd had

1058
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: enough of a relationship.

1059
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 3: If you're done with it, pretty easy stuff really, And

1060
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 3: that's what we want to know on thirteen one oh

1061
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:30,799
Speaker 3: six five. If you had the power to break up

1062
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: with someone, yeah, instantly through something? Yeah, what would that be?

1063
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,759
Speaker 3: I think we're caught between the breakup Brolly and just

1064
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,600
Speaker 3: the trap door.

1065
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 1: The instant trap door that came out underneath him.

1066
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:43,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Both obviously we appreciate it, take technological events.

1067
00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,120
Speaker 1: And then I also think that with the trap door,

1068
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:47,839
Speaker 1: like nobody ever has any issues that they're gone. It's

1069
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 1: like that men in Black thing, like everyone just gets

1070
00:47:49,719 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: a memory flash. Oh forget the.

1071
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 3: Person ever existed. Wow, yours is dark?

1072
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 1: There are yours from time?

1073
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 3: Yours is dark. Mine's cute the breakup? Brolli's fly away

1074
00:47:57,800 --> 00:47:58,680
Speaker 3: like Mary Poplins.

1075
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: Mine's destroy the evidence to the person on the planet.

1076
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:05,000
Speaker 1: Yehse just earn their thread? Stop the thread? How about

1077
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: this is getting way too for long. We've got Ara here,

1078
00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:09,479
Speaker 1: who's given us a ring?

1079
00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:09,880
Speaker 5: Ara?

1080
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,080
Speaker 3: What would how would you like to break up with

1081
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 3: somebody had that power.

1082
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,480
Speaker 5: Okay, I've always first love your stuff.

1083
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:19,640
Speaker 1: Thanks, yeah, I would love if you know.

1084
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,279
Speaker 8: Push came the shlves and I had a button in

1085
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 8: my pocket where I could magically have a choir up

1086
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 8: here and they could just start singing you know that song,

1087
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:48,680
Speaker 8: Na nana.

1088
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,480
Speaker 1: Mate. You know what We're going to call that the

1089
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,000
Speaker 1: liquorand just the moment of the day, you get yourself

1090
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 1: hundre bus well thanks to lioland you can enjoy the

1091
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:55,239
Speaker 1: happy aroma right now of the steam Rail pale ale Bier,

1092
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,720
Speaker 1: which is that's what I've.

1093
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: Got right here to steam Rail paleol Froffy. We've got

1094
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:03,080
Speaker 3: lick a Land drinks fridge in here and you've just

1095
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 3: got yourself one hundred dollars from liquor Land.

1096
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 1: Sure flood, thank you so much. Is it all mate?

1097
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: As Wood said, you can enjoy the happier rhyma of

1098
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:16,800
Speaker 1: the steamrail pale ale Beer beautiful, which is now at Lickland.

1099
00:49:16,840 --> 00:49:19,520
Speaker 1: You can drink that responsibily interesting stuff. Congratulations a no,

1100
00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,359
Speaker 1: is it all mate? Liquor Land got a fridge in here,

1101
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,360
Speaker 1: so it's absolutely delish for the boys. Nearly six o'clock

1102
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: as well, So beat bond, all those steamails be gone,

1103
00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: will give us called will hey doing.

1104
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 3: Well?

1105
00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: We're talking about the triple tulluk, which has thankfully being

1106
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: criminalized in India, where men can no longer say to

1107
00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,360
Speaker 1: their wife tulluck three times and divorce them on the spot.

1108
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: But we're talking about imaginary ways that you would you

1109
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Speaker 1: would want to be able to break up with something

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Speaker 1: that things a bit draconian. What do you reckon?

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Speaker 10: I do remember the film and Sandler Clique.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, remote control.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll just keep clicking through until I find on

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Speaker 6: the line.

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Speaker 1: Just fast forward.

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Speaker 3: Skip and you're saying that new women would just be

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Speaker 3: appearing in front of you, and you're going fast forward like.

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Speaker 1: Looking for a Netflix show.

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Speaker 17: Get annoying.

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Speaker 1: You can just mute them, yeah, the old mute. I

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Speaker 1: mean it's cowardly, but it would definitely come in. And

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Speaker 1: no doubt about it.

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Speaker 4: That click remote was incredible.

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Speaker 1: That was deleased. Wasn't that a great movie?

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Speaker 3: Actually unexpected? But I cried in that.

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Speaker 1: I think the inject button would be good as well.

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Speaker 1: Man you and they just went flew up into the sky,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, like just rock, like Iron Man, just jet

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Speaker 1: underneath them, just through the strandosphere.

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Speaker 3: You're getting scary talking about here.

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Speaker 1: We got get so dark and no one finds out

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Speaker 1: they're gone, no one else.

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Speaker 4: This is the hectic stuff.

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Speaker 3: Come on, let's keep the mood up.

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Speaker 4: Come on, we're playing tune or something when.

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Speaker 1: We we've had a blast for show Woods.

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Speaker 4: Oh yes, I once again.

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Speaker 3: It probably proved that I'm not mature enough to be

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Speaker 3: turning thirty on Sunday.

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Speaker 4: I've stuffed up wine tasting.

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Speaker 3: You can see that I'm willing Woody the Instagram and

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Speaker 3: the Facebook stuff to have a number of other things

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Speaker 3: that I can't really remember.

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Speaker 4: I mean, my memory is going, which is a good sign.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, year old, but you had you prostate checked on

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Speaker 1: will Woody Instagram with them Facebook. Well, you have also

1147
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:27,960
Speaker 1: been testing your maturity based on your capacity to enjoy

1148
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Speaker 1: fart jokes far too much. Yeah, mature jokes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The comedian Harley Breen came in here for a two

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Speaker 1: minute hot set where you had to try not to

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Speaker 1: laugh at the jokes he told, which were very immature.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and if I did laugh, I was to be

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Speaker 3: zapped with an electronic zappa. Yeah. It didn't go well.

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Speaker 4: How much the mum's fart.

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Speaker 7: When mums were little girls, girls are told they've got

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Speaker 7: to keep their farts in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, me is they keep their farts in

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00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:54,359
Speaker 3: and then when they get to your mum's it can't

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Speaker 3: keep them in anymore. In back of farts Yeah yeah, yeah, no, yeah,

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Speaker 3: totally I agree. Oh no, that's I've got parts trapped me.

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Speaker 7: That's why you can follow your grandma down the hallway

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Speaker 7: with your eyes shut and know where.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: You can either enjoy those immature jokes or enjoy the

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Speaker 3: fact that I get zapped every time I laugh at them.

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Speaker 1: Watching that is the place to go. Will and Woody

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Speaker 1: on Instagram and Facebook, So I should say Instagram is

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Speaker 1: a place to go watching. It is the thing to do.

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Speaker 1: That's the place. That's the task with on Woody Instagram,

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Speaker 1: with Woody Facebook if you want to go and check

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Speaker 1: that out. Also, we've got one more challenge in the

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Speaker 1: pipeline for you tomorrow before you get three zero on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Would so people can look forward to that, can't I

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Speaker 1: get a fresh way to drives home with Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody