WEBVTT - FULL SHOW! Laura's daughter has learned some swear words 🤬

0:00:12.600 --> 0:00:12.920
<v Speaker 1>Laura.

0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:19.400
<v Speaker 2>Come on, hello everyone, welcome to the pickup.

0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:22.880
<v Speaker 3>It's Tuesday. The gang's all here. Hi, guys, I bridge

0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:23.880
<v Speaker 3>back from a holidays.

0:00:24.440 --> 0:00:27.880
<v Speaker 4>Holiday? Is back from a holiday? Laura, A relaxing time

0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:29.440
<v Speaker 4>you had in South Africa was.

0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:30.080
<v Speaker 3>Not a holiday.

0:00:30.160 --> 0:00:31.680
<v Speaker 5>I was on I'm a celebrity, Get me out of

0:00:31.680 --> 0:00:32.760
<v Speaker 5>here and a health retreat.

0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:35.000
<v Speaker 3>That's what it looked like with your mum. Believe I'd

0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:36.080
<v Speaker 3>kill to go on a trip.

0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:36.760
<v Speaker 4>With my gidy.

0:00:37.000 --> 0:00:39.200
<v Speaker 5>Do you know what you said this yesterday as well?

0:00:39.240 --> 0:00:41.199
<v Speaker 5>Hang on, let me get that hang on some pucer,

0:00:41.280 --> 0:00:42.240
<v Speaker 5>can you produce the grace?

0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:43.879
<v Speaker 2>Can get that up before we start the show. We

0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:45.840
<v Speaker 2>need to address the elephant. No pun intended in the room.

0:00:45.960 --> 0:00:48.559
<v Speaker 3>But you're like, oh, I was struggling. I was in Africa.

0:00:48.720 --> 0:00:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh I had been some race. You my friend Brittany

0:00:50.920 --> 0:00:52.640
<v Speaker 2>were on a holiday. You were on a holiday.

0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:55.160
<v Speaker 4>We have been here for the last five weeks, working out

0:00:55.280 --> 0:00:58.160
<v Speaker 4>ars off on this show, day in day out, and you, hey,

0:00:58.160 --> 0:00:59.800
<v Speaker 4>look look you look nice and trim. You've had a

0:00:59.840 --> 0:01:00.720
<v Speaker 4>nice little holiday.

0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:02.280
<v Speaker 6>I just were not convinced.

0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:05.120
<v Speaker 5>It was hard, you guys, this is bullying saying that

0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:07.000
<v Speaker 5>I was on a holiday. This was extremely hard. And

0:01:07.040 --> 0:01:09.720
<v Speaker 5>I've had enough, and I'm going to make you go

0:01:09.760 --> 0:01:11.800
<v Speaker 5>through something I went through. How does that sound. I'm

0:01:11.800 --> 0:01:12.839
<v Speaker 5>gonna give you a taste of your own.

0:01:12.720 --> 0:01:14.720
<v Speaker 3>Mines get paid to go on a TV show I love.

0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:16.920
<v Speaker 5>To I'm going to make you go in a long job.

0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:17.920
<v Speaker 3>When the Channel ten picked me.

0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:19.000
<v Speaker 4>Up, go and put me in a long drop. I

0:01:19.000 --> 0:01:19.560
<v Speaker 4>brought a bucket.

0:01:19.600 --> 0:01:21.400
<v Speaker 5>You're gonna know I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a

0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:22.199
<v Speaker 5>taste of your own medicine.

0:01:22.240 --> 0:01:23.840
<v Speaker 4>But let's not talk about that. No, let's do talk

0:01:23.880 --> 0:01:25.200
<v Speaker 4>about that. What do you mean you give me his

0:01:25.240 --> 0:01:26.240
<v Speaker 4>taste for own medicine?

0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:28.240
<v Speaker 5>You'll have to wait and find out. You know what

0:01:28.240 --> 0:01:29.000
<v Speaker 5>happens or you know?

0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:29.480
<v Speaker 3>Are you in hoo?

0:01:29.760 --> 0:01:30.560
<v Speaker 6>No, I'm not in on this.

0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.399
<v Speaker 3>We're getting an African experience today.

0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:33.840
<v Speaker 5>No, you know what happens in the jungle, right?

0:01:33.880 --> 0:01:34.360
<v Speaker 3>You never know?

0:01:34.760 --> 0:01:36.360
<v Speaker 4>Are you going to do that dance again that you

0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.160
<v Speaker 4>did on the show I have PJC.

0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:38.920
<v Speaker 3>I didn't never do that.

0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:40.640
<v Speaker 4>Are you going to do it an animal impression like

0:01:40.640 --> 0:01:42.520
<v Speaker 4>you did yesterday? What part of the jungle could you

0:01:42.520 --> 0:01:43.839
<v Speaker 4>possibly bring us that you haven't already?

0:01:43.840 --> 0:01:45.480
<v Speaker 5>A huge part of being in the jungle is not

0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:48.320
<v Speaker 5>knowing what's going to happen when it's gonna happen. So

0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.280
<v Speaker 5>you guys are going to have to embrace the show.

0:01:50.320 --> 0:01:53.000
<v Speaker 5>You won't know what, when, why, how, but you'll know

0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:53.800
<v Speaker 5>when it happens.

0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:56.920
<v Speaker 4>Well, look coming up. My my little one, Mully May.

0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:57.440
<v Speaker 3>She's four.

0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.640
<v Speaker 4>She goes to daycare and she's come home. She learns

0:02:00.680 --> 0:02:03.120
<v Speaker 4>something which I don't think any parent wants their child

0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.160
<v Speaker 4>to learn at daycare. It's not what I'm paying for.

0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:07.000
<v Speaker 4>Pooing in a long drop as well. She'd been pooing

0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.400
<v Speaker 4>in a long drop. Ah, she's she's out of that phase.

0:02:09.440 --> 0:02:12.040
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, she's learned something else. All right, we'll get

0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.640
<v Speaker 4>to that next. We'll go to the pickup. So my

0:02:14.680 --> 0:02:17.240
<v Speaker 4>little girl, Molly May, she's four years old now, she

0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.679
<v Speaker 4>was sitting there the other morning. I was getting ready

0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:22.720
<v Speaker 4>he'r ready for daycare and she goes, hey, Mummy, I

0:02:22.800 --> 0:02:24.760
<v Speaker 4>learned something at daycare. And I was like, oh, yeah,

0:02:24.800 --> 0:02:27.200
<v Speaker 4>what'd you learn? And she goes, I learned the F

0:02:27.280 --> 0:02:30.320
<v Speaker 4>word and I was like, oh, it's in frog, Well

0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:32.799
<v Speaker 4>that's what. And then she goes and I learned the

0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:34.520
<v Speaker 4>H word and I was like, oh, p few, Okay.

0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:36.800
<v Speaker 4>She just actually learned a new word. And I was like,

0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.160
<v Speaker 4>what's the word that you learned, sweetie? And she and

0:02:39.200 --> 0:02:41.880
<v Speaker 4>then her little sister who's two's next to our three. Sorry,

0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:46.320
<v Speaker 4>Laala's there, and she goes, I learn it, and I

0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.839
<v Speaker 4>was like, sorry, you learned what said? And then she goes, oh,

0:02:50.040 --> 0:02:51.800
<v Speaker 4>she goes, but I learned all the others. I learned

0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:55.480
<v Speaker 4>F that and F you. And she's got all the

0:02:55.600 --> 0:02:59.360
<v Speaker 4>very every plural of the F, every single one. And

0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:01.600
<v Speaker 4>I was like, okay, please stop saying that in front

0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.359
<v Speaker 4>of your little sister. I know where'd she learned that from?

0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:08.280
<v Speaker 4>She's part of the curriculum. Id I reckon the teacher,

0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.960
<v Speaker 4>sett her down to learn the teacher this one. No,

0:03:10.040 --> 0:03:11.680
<v Speaker 4>because you know, like little kids, they're all like they're

0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:13.920
<v Speaker 4>talking amongst themselves and they all like they learned something

0:03:13.960 --> 0:03:16.120
<v Speaker 4>and then but it was the complexities of it. It

0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.760
<v Speaker 4>was the knowing every variation of the F word. Yeah,

0:03:18.840 --> 0:03:23.440
<v Speaker 4>like ed so you yeah, get off anyway. So I

0:03:23.480 --> 0:03:25.919
<v Speaker 4>took her aside and I was like, and I was like, Marley,

0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:28.799
<v Speaker 4>where did you learn this? Like that's a really naughty word.

0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:31.160
<v Speaker 4>We've never had the adult word conversation. We've never had

0:03:31.160 --> 0:03:33.959
<v Speaker 4>to so I was like that they're adult words. Adults

0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:36.640
<v Speaker 4>are allowed to use them, but they're naughty words, and

0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.240
<v Speaker 4>we call them red words and green words. Anyway, that's

0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:45.080
<v Speaker 4>a red word. It's parenting color blind. Anyway, she she said,

0:03:45.720 --> 0:03:47.640
<v Speaker 4>when you get driving, she's like, I can't look at that.

0:03:48.880 --> 0:03:51.720
<v Speaker 4>She can't go to stop sign. No, so she she Anyway,

0:03:51.760 --> 0:03:53.560
<v Speaker 4>she added this little boy daycare, and she was like, oh,

0:03:53.600 --> 0:03:56.080
<v Speaker 4>there's this little boy. She graded him out. Yeah she well,

0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:58.080
<v Speaker 4>yeah she was because I don't think she realized how

0:03:58.160 --> 0:04:00.560
<v Speaker 4>naughty it was. So she said his name. Obviously not

0:04:00.560 --> 0:04:02.000
<v Speaker 4>going to repeat it now because I don't want to

0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.040
<v Speaker 4>out a child on national radio. Cancel.

0:04:04.120 --> 0:04:05.640
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to cancel a four year old.

0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:07.600
<v Speaker 4>But anyway, she said his name, and then she said,

0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.080
<v Speaker 4>he said it. He taught me all the words, and

0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.160
<v Speaker 4>he says it to me whenever the teachers aren't looking.

0:04:12.280 --> 0:04:13.480
<v Speaker 3>Oh he's a naughty boy.

0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:16.120
<v Speaker 4>So he's been doing it behind the teacher's back. Okay,

0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.880
<v Speaker 4>this is my question. Now, should I be telling should

0:04:18.920 --> 0:04:20.960
<v Speaker 4>I call the daycare? Should I be telling the teacher?

0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:24.520
<v Speaker 4>Or is that overbearing? Am I being like just because

0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:26.479
<v Speaker 4>kids are going to do this stuff anyway? Right?

0:04:26.520 --> 0:04:29.440
<v Speaker 5>At some point, But I think it's important that that

0:04:29.520 --> 0:04:32.920
<v Speaker 5>little boy's family know in case they don't know. I

0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.560
<v Speaker 5>think I would be thirty one o six five call

0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:36.279
<v Speaker 5>up help, Laura.

0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.560
<v Speaker 4>Hour would you do it? Would you call the daycare

0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:40.479
<v Speaker 4>and do in a four year old? Or did you

0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:42.080
<v Speaker 4>just let it slide and manage your own child?

0:04:42.200 --> 0:04:42.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Well people are already calling. So I mean, clearly, mums

0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:45.919
<v Speaker 2>in cars, you've really caused a.

0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:50.280
<v Speaker 4>Revolution one hundred percent. No, but it's definitely no revolution.

0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:51.800
<v Speaker 4>But it's just this is the stuff that you've got

0:04:51.839 --> 0:04:53.680
<v Speaker 4>to deal with. At some point, your kids starts doing

0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:54.440
<v Speaker 4>things and saying things.

0:04:54.560 --> 0:04:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Catherine, I'm thirteen one o six five. What should Laura do?

0:04:56.880 --> 0:04:58.120
<v Speaker 2>Should she be a nark or should you.

0:04:58.160 --> 0:04:58.479
<v Speaker 6>Let it go?

0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:02.520
<v Speaker 7>Noris? So I believe she should if it go, if

0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:05.960
<v Speaker 7>something goes against her parenting style, definitely act on it.

0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:08.320
<v Speaker 7>So my kids are a lot older, and I remember

0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.719
<v Speaker 7>my kids hearing different things at school, and I was

0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:13.560
<v Speaker 7>I wasn't an annoying parent, but I did go in

0:05:13.640 --> 0:05:16.400
<v Speaker 7>and say, hey, listen, this kid is telling my kid.

0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:20.040
<v Speaker 7>We'll teach my kid how to they do whatever, this, that, whatever.

0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:23.239
<v Speaker 7>But yeah, no, so I've I purely reckon I purely

0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:26.080
<v Speaker 7>believe go in and go and say something if that

0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:27.920
<v Speaker 7>means it's going to make you feel better than going

0:05:27.920 --> 0:05:30.279
<v Speaker 7>to school and not sort of coming home returning a

0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:31.240
<v Speaker 7>little potty mouse.

0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but then doesn't the kid turn around and say

0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:35.040
<v Speaker 4>and say your mum.

0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:41.200
<v Speaker 3>Guess what happens after that? Your kid turns up to school.

0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:44.200
<v Speaker 3>It's like it went worth They get shived like a kid.

0:05:44.560 --> 0:05:45.360
<v Speaker 3>A kid's situation.

0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:47.360
<v Speaker 4>I do about like creating a situation where then she

0:05:47.400 --> 0:05:50.400
<v Speaker 4>gets bullied because I dobbed on some That's boy.

0:05:51.040 --> 0:05:52.880
<v Speaker 3>Sam is called let's let's get the polls going.

0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.600
<v Speaker 2>Let's get a wide variety of people, Sam Sam on

0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:57.120
<v Speaker 2>thirteen one of sixty five talk to us.

0:05:57.200 --> 0:05:58.240
<v Speaker 3>Where do you think Laura should do?

0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:02.880
<v Speaker 1>I think like it's a moment to spend with your kid,

0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:04.360
<v Speaker 1>but I don't think it's worth bringing it up with

0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:06.320
<v Speaker 1>the childcare. At the end of the day, that kids

0:06:06.320 --> 0:06:07.920
<v Speaker 1>probably got it from their parents and they're not going

0:06:07.920 --> 0:06:09.239
<v Speaker 1>to be able to do anything with a parent.

0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.240
<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

0:06:13.560 --> 0:06:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Okay, last one, let's let's get Lara on thirteen five.

0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:18.000
<v Speaker 3>What should Laura do in this situation?

0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.680
<v Speaker 8>Look, it's something that she gets in significant the butt.

0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:25.359
<v Speaker 8>I think she needs to call the school, and she

0:06:25.440 --> 0:06:28.160
<v Speaker 8>really needs to get onto those parents so that they

0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:31.159
<v Speaker 8>can deal with the issue, and that kid isn't teaching

0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:32.280
<v Speaker 8>other kids the way words.

0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:36.320
<v Speaker 4>I'm seeing a very recurrent theme here though every single

0:06:36.320 --> 0:06:38.760
<v Speaker 4>female has said call the school, and every single male,

0:06:38.800 --> 0:06:40.040
<v Speaker 4>including my husband's like, just.

0:06:40.000 --> 0:06:43.880
<v Speaker 3>Let it go. Making a big deal out from us.

0:06:43.720 --> 0:06:44.760
<v Speaker 3>That's work.

0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.920
<v Speaker 4>We figured it out here right here in the paper. Well,

0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.040
<v Speaker 4>we want an update now because the people have spoken,

0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:50.800
<v Speaker 4>you have to go and talk to the preschool.

0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:52.640
<v Speaker 6>How don't we do it on the air? All right?

0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:54.680
<v Speaker 4>Coming up next, we're calling thanks about.

0:06:56.240 --> 0:06:58.640
<v Speaker 6>Four year show? All right?

0:06:59.360 --> 0:07:01.560
<v Speaker 3>What is going on? Because Laura and I an a cross?

0:07:01.600 --> 0:07:03.240
<v Speaker 3>What BRIT's what you're doing to us?

0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:04.920
<v Speaker 4>Well, you guys have been giving me a hard time

0:07:04.960 --> 0:07:07.000
<v Speaker 4>since I got back from the I'm a celebrity jungle.

0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:12.680
<v Speaker 4>We have been so supportive pu my face and because

0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:16.360
<v Speaker 4>we could swear that parent, we couldn't have been more

0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.360
<v Speaker 4>supportive of you going on and doing our celebrity get

0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.000
<v Speaker 4>me out of here. We have been so supportive.

0:07:20.080 --> 0:07:23.280
<v Speaker 5>Have been banging on about how I've been on a vacation.

0:07:23.160 --> 0:07:25.120
<v Speaker 4>Because you took an extra week off and went on

0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.720
<v Speaker 4>a holiday HOLI bay with your mum.

0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.040
<v Speaker 3>You've come back with a tan way has fake.

0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:31.600
<v Speaker 4>I know it's not very well.

0:07:32.440 --> 0:07:33.920
<v Speaker 5>I've had enough and you're going to hear all about

0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:36.000
<v Speaker 5>it and feel my wrath after the break.

0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:36.920
<v Speaker 3>What do you mean wrath?

0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:39.320
<v Speaker 4>Well you I'm not going to spoil it.

0:07:39.920 --> 0:07:44.680
<v Speaker 5>I'll tell you about it up to break next Now,

0:07:44.760 --> 0:07:47.240
<v Speaker 5>to be clear, I am so happy to be back

0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:50.600
<v Speaker 5>in the company of the pickup Mitch Laura, my best friends.

0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:53.760
<v Speaker 5>But you have been highly offensive for my first two days.

0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:56.360
<v Speaker 4>But highly offensive. I mean, we just don't think that

0:07:56.440 --> 0:07:57.920
<v Speaker 4>the jungle looked as hard as you make it.

0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:00.559
<v Speaker 2>Get me out of here. You said it was hard.

0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:02.840
<v Speaker 2>We think it was a breezy holiday. No, listen to

0:08:02.880 --> 0:08:04.880
<v Speaker 2>this before we start the show. We need to address

0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.240
<v Speaker 2>the elephant. No pun intended in the room. But you're like, oh,

0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:10.320
<v Speaker 2>I was struggling. I was, Oh, I had been some rice.

0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.120
<v Speaker 2>You my friend Brittany were on a holiday.

0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:13.840
<v Speaker 4>You were on a holiday. We have been here for

0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.720
<v Speaker 4>the last five weeks working out ars off on this show,

0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.320
<v Speaker 4>day in, day out, and you look look, you look

0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:21.360
<v Speaker 4>nice and trim. You've had a nice little holiday, right.

0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:23.280
<v Speaker 6>I just were not convinced it was hard.

0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.760
<v Speaker 5>Okay, highly offensive.

0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.520
<v Speaker 3>It was not a holiday that was yesterday.

0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:27.080
<v Speaker 6>So yep.

0:08:27.240 --> 0:08:29.400
<v Speaker 5>What I what I have organized here is I thought

0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:32.200
<v Speaker 5>I'll give them a little taste of what the jungle was.

0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:33.560
<v Speaker 5>Like you ready for this?

0:08:34.440 --> 0:08:36.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't know ways Denise Drivesdal going to come in

0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.840
<v Speaker 2>and start being rude Brigham.

0:08:38.440 --> 0:08:40.320
<v Speaker 4>It if it's an ice bath, I don't want to studio.

0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:43.160
<v Speaker 5>I would like to introduce you to Ben from Hello, Ben,

0:08:43.440 --> 0:08:46.440
<v Speaker 5>this has been from Hill's Wildlife Sanctuary.

0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:49.120
<v Speaker 3>Really nice to meet you.

0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:51.120
<v Speaker 4>Very glad to see that you don't have an ice bath.

0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:52.760
<v Speaker 4>If that was what you were bringing in that I

0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.400
<v Speaker 4>would be friend of. But like this, I feel like

0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:56.959
<v Speaker 4>I get an idea of what you're doing right now,

0:08:58.840 --> 0:09:01.120
<v Speaker 4>coming in like Jungle exp What.

0:09:01.120 --> 0:09:02.920
<v Speaker 5>We're going to do is, I'm going to hand you

0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.040
<v Speaker 5>both a news article right now. It's something that you

0:09:05.040 --> 0:09:06.880
<v Speaker 5>are going to present because that's part of your job.

0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.640
<v Speaker 5>Right seems easy? Well, I know I'm a real journalist.

0:09:11.040 --> 0:09:13.960
<v Speaker 5>I know you both inside out, and I am going

0:09:14.000 --> 0:09:17.600
<v Speaker 5>to make you do this article with something that you

0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:20.520
<v Speaker 5>both detest. Laura you are going to do it with

0:09:20.800 --> 0:09:24.840
<v Speaker 5>giant cockroaches on you and Mitch you are going to

0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.720
<v Speaker 5>have a pythe then, because you love a snake, a

0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:29.200
<v Speaker 5>big python, snake wrapp.

0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:35.000
<v Speaker 4>You take a cockroaches. I love a snake. I'll have

0:09:35.040 --> 0:09:37.400
<v Speaker 4>a snake any day. Don't want a cockroach, but I'll

0:09:37.440 --> 0:09:38.880
<v Speaker 4>be like, it's fine.

0:09:38.240 --> 0:09:40.720
<v Speaker 6>I also am going to be honest with you.

0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:41.680
<v Speaker 4>A cockroach.

0:09:42.160 --> 0:09:45.080
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I think this is fine. What do you grass already?

0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:47.600
<v Speaker 6>So I haven't bought just any old cockroach. I've brought

0:09:47.640 --> 0:09:51.520
<v Speaker 6>the world's largest species of cockroach. So this thing is

0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:53.480
<v Speaker 6>literally the size of the palm of your hand. It's

0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.719
<v Speaker 6>an absolute whopper. Are you going to be able to

0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:57.000
<v Speaker 6>do this?

0:09:57.200 --> 0:10:00.640
<v Speaker 4>Yeahs If I don't the cockroach? How nice of the

0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:01.840
<v Speaker 4>co approach? Do I have to be.

0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:03.080
<v Speaker 3>Smake it with my Laura?

0:10:03.240 --> 0:10:04.320
<v Speaker 6>No, you can't hurt the end?

0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.280
<v Speaker 3>Is this in a dangered species? What kind of cockroach? Cockckroach?

0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:11.760
<v Speaker 6>It is a native species. It isn't particularly disease ridden,

0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:14.280
<v Speaker 6>which is good, so you can give it a little cuddle.

0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:16.160
<v Speaker 6>Itative it's quite affectionate.

0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.800
<v Speaker 4>You can't kill natives, can you, Laura? And what's what's what? Snake?

0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:20.240
<v Speaker 3>Python?

0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.000
<v Speaker 6>And I've brought an inland Taipan, which is the world's

0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.400
<v Speaker 6>most venomous species of snake. So as long as you're

0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.920
<v Speaker 6>calm and you're very slow with your movements, you should

0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:31.559
<v Speaker 6>be okay. But there's no guarantees on Are you joking,

0:10:31.600 --> 0:10:34.640
<v Speaker 6>I'm joking. I wouldn't do that to you. I have

0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:36.760
<v Speaker 6>brought in an olive python. So it is a python,

0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.560
<v Speaker 6>so it's normal, non venomous. It is quite big actually,

0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:42.199
<v Speaker 6>so it's the second largest species of python in Australia.

0:10:42.240 --> 0:10:44.120
<v Speaker 6>So these guys get up to four or five meters long.

0:10:44.200 --> 0:10:46.480
<v Speaker 3>So Laura gets a bug and I get the biggest snake.

0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:48.960
<v Speaker 6>Inst big bugs, big snakes, you know, all the good stuff.

0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:52.280
<v Speaker 5>You I'm fine with everything now, I'm amazing cockroach.

0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:54.040
<v Speaker 4>Then, Brit, there another animal for me.

0:10:54.440 --> 0:10:56.360
<v Speaker 6>I've got a little lizard for you. Brett. Yeah, I

0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:58.600
<v Speaker 6>think I forgot. I'd give you something less scary because

0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.120
<v Speaker 6>you've just come back from Africa.

0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:02.200
<v Speaker 2>I could have any Oh my god, there's a sack

0:11:02.320 --> 0:11:04.400
<v Speaker 2>that is moving in the corner of the studio.

0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:07.040
<v Speaker 4>You're the worst. You're a worse. You are the biggest worse.

0:11:07.480 --> 0:11:08.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm with this.

0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.520
<v Speaker 3>There's a Christmas sack in the corner moving.

0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.200
<v Speaker 5>Okay, Mitch, you've got a few minutes in the break

0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.720
<v Speaker 5>to compose yourself because we're bringing them out. Okay, after

0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:17.360
<v Speaker 5>the break, Mitch and Laura are going to have some

0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:18.760
<v Speaker 5>hectic wildlife on how they.

0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:20.520
<v Speaker 4>Delivered the news. How do you feel about a snake,

0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:22.040
<v Speaker 4>because I'll swap you.

0:11:22.080 --> 0:11:22.880
<v Speaker 3>No, no swapping.

0:11:22.920 --> 0:11:23.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm this is my game.

0:11:26.240 --> 0:11:27.600
<v Speaker 5>Get the giant cockroach, you get a snake.

0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:28.680
<v Speaker 4>Okay, after the break.

0:11:28.480 --> 0:11:30.760
<v Speaker 5>We're going to experience what you guys are gonna experience

0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:34.040
<v Speaker 5>what I experience in the South African jungle. I brought

0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:35.760
<v Speaker 5>some jungle friends with me. Yep, you guys have been

0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:37.439
<v Speaker 5>saying that it was a piece of cake in a holiday.

0:11:37.520 --> 0:11:39.880
<v Speaker 5>So I have Ben from Hill's Wildlife Sanctuary, who I

0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:44.160
<v Speaker 5>have kindly asked to bring the world's biggest cockroach for Laura.

0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:46.679
<v Speaker 4>This is for you. Look, I'm not keen on it.

0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:49.640
<v Speaker 4>It looks pretty gross, but cockroaches don't bother me. I'm

0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:52.040
<v Speaker 4>the one in our household who has to get the

0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:53.720
<v Speaker 4>cockroaches and the spiders and stuff out.

0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Of the house.

0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:56.040
<v Speaker 5>It almost doesn't look like a cockroach it.

0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:01.360
<v Speaker 4>You cannot kill this cockroach I have taken.

0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:03.439
<v Speaker 2>There is also a sack that is moving in the

0:12:03.480 --> 0:12:05.560
<v Speaker 2>studio which apparently has what kind of python in it?

0:12:05.600 --> 0:12:07.200
<v Speaker 6>Then we've got an olive python for you.

0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:08.000
<v Speaker 3>Amazing.

0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:11.160
<v Speaker 2>So Laura and I have have a news article to present.

0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:12.920
<v Speaker 2>This is like a jungle s challenge.

0:12:12.679 --> 0:12:13.520
<v Speaker 4>Right you go, Jungles.

0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:15.240
<v Speaker 5>This is a news article for you to present with

0:12:15.240 --> 0:12:17.320
<v Speaker 5>the world's biggest cockroage and a giant party.

0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:18.880
<v Speaker 4>Do I have to start it from getting away like

0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:25.320
<v Speaker 4>I've got a hold of at.

0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:24.120
<v Speaker 3>His legs, look at its legs.

0:12:24.240 --> 0:12:25.280
<v Speaker 6>Sorry, I'm not talking Aboutlaura.

0:12:25.320 --> 0:12:29.040
<v Speaker 3>We're talking about all right, Laura.

0:12:31.080 --> 0:12:32.280
<v Speaker 6>Okay, yuck.

0:12:32.640 --> 0:12:35.040
<v Speaker 4>I am a private investigator, and these are the five

0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:37.200
<v Speaker 4>jobs that cheaters are most likely to have.

0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:40.080
<v Speaker 3>It's so gross. All right, what do you think?

0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.320
<v Speaker 4>It's a fairy little thing. Concentrate on where's it trying

0:12:43.360 --> 0:12:45.200
<v Speaker 4>to go? Okay, where do you think? What do you

0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:48.679
<v Speaker 4>think is the is the tell us most the job

0:12:49.040 --> 0:12:50.640
<v Speaker 4>that's most likely to have someone cheat.

0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:50.679
<v Speaker 5>On you in?

0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:51.880
<v Speaker 3>I don't know you got the least in front of

0:12:51.880 --> 0:12:52.400
<v Speaker 3>your day.

0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:57.120
<v Speaker 4>I was trying to do something interactive. Oh my god,

0:12:57.120 --> 0:12:59.120
<v Speaker 4>he's got sorry's back.

0:13:00.880 --> 0:13:05.679
<v Speaker 5>Sorry little guy just dropped.

0:13:05.840 --> 0:13:07.520
<v Speaker 4>Didn't mean to. Are you through it?

0:13:07.559 --> 0:13:08.800
<v Speaker 6>I didn't keep article.

0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:12.520
<v Speaker 4>She's so put one on her chest. The jobs in

0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:16.040
<v Speaker 4>which people no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, no no, Okay,

0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:17.560
<v Speaker 4>I don't like that on her head.

0:13:17.600 --> 0:13:18.320
<v Speaker 3>I don't like that.

0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.520
<v Speaker 4>I don't like that. Mean to it. What if it

0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.320
<v Speaker 4>falls and hurts itself? Okay. The jobs in which people

0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:26.760
<v Speaker 4>are most likely to cheat in Number one, medical staff,

0:13:27.080 --> 0:13:30.480
<v Speaker 4>Aaron says irregular sleep, pat and stressful work environments and

0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:33.079
<v Speaker 4>long get off my thing and long work hours the

0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:37.120
<v Speaker 4>reasons to many. We've worked on a case you can't okay.

0:13:37.520 --> 0:13:40.600
<v Speaker 4>Number number two entrepreneurs, which just covers anyone who's got

0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.000
<v Speaker 4>a job cancel.

0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.640
<v Speaker 5>Okay, there was too much fumbling. He couldn't concentrate.

0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:46.040
<v Speaker 6>I wasn't listening to the story, to be honest.

0:13:46.120 --> 0:13:48.000
<v Speaker 3>We have the three cockroaches on your head.

0:13:48.200 --> 0:13:50.640
<v Speaker 4>It's kind of I mean, it's a little it's disgusting,

0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:52.560
<v Speaker 4>but it's also kind of cute. It's head is.

0:13:52.559 --> 0:13:54.800
<v Speaker 3>Bigger than now, Laura.

0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:57.319
<v Speaker 6>Given what BRIT's just been through in Africa, I feel

0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:59.160
<v Speaker 6>like you could kiss the cockroach.

0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:00.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, kiss kiss.

0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:03.439
<v Speaker 6>It is the world's biggest species, but they are also

0:14:03.600 --> 0:14:04.040
<v Speaker 6>very clean.

0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't have to kiss it just on the back.

0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:11.640
<v Speaker 4>You kissed its mate. If you saw my ex boyfriend tongue,

0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:14.760
<v Speaker 4>that tongue I'm not licking the cocker. I had to

0:14:14.960 --> 0:14:19.240
<v Speaker 4>you lick it. I had to eat stuff, lick it, Laura.

0:14:19.080 --> 0:14:20.560
<v Speaker 3>I'm not. I'm not licking. I'm not.

0:14:21.320 --> 0:14:24.480
<v Speaker 4>I'm just I'm not. I'm not giving the cock cockroache

0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.800
<v Speaker 4>a French Christmas make out with it.

0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:29.360
<v Speaker 5>I'm going to do it tongue tongue I didn't have.

0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:32.160
<v Speaker 2>Can I just say sorry? You look like that's its butt, mate,

0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:33.120
<v Speaker 2>you gotta flip it round.

0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:39.120
<v Speaker 5>I don't look at to kiss its legs, lick it nice,

0:14:39.680 --> 0:14:40.280
<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:44.680
<v Speaker 4>Look at that the cockroach pool on my laptop. Cockroach.

0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, Look at this whole ship, don't it's

0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:54.040
<v Speaker 3>so big? So Ben's look at me.

0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:55.800
<v Speaker 4>I can touch it on the way. I'm fine, don't.

0:14:55.600 --> 0:14:56.480
<v Speaker 3>Talk about like that.

0:14:57.080 --> 0:15:00.680
<v Speaker 2>Ben's snake is out and at least and what you

0:15:00.960 --> 0:15:01.840
<v Speaker 2>described the snake.

0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:03.680
<v Speaker 6>So this is an olive python. So they are the

0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:06.440
<v Speaker 6>second longest species of python in the world in Australia,

0:15:06.440 --> 0:15:08.960
<v Speaker 6>I should say. They are capable of eating wallabies, so

0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:11.600
<v Speaker 6>they could eat a full slize wallaby as an adult.

0:15:11.640 --> 0:15:15.160
<v Speaker 6>So they are an absolutely enormous python, very friendly, but

0:15:15.200 --> 0:15:16.760
<v Speaker 6>they will give you quite a big cuddle and if

0:15:16.760 --> 0:15:19.160
<v Speaker 6>it starts to constrict. You just have to be careful

0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:19.720
<v Speaker 6>because they do.

0:15:20.280 --> 0:15:20.960
<v Speaker 4>They could kill you.

0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.640
<v Speaker 6>They could do you. They couldn't.

0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:28.000
<v Speaker 5>Ben, you're real comedian mate that okay, bring it over

0:15:28.040 --> 0:15:32.400
<v Speaker 5>to ment, right, let's do it. Okay, Ready, you've got

0:15:32.400 --> 0:15:34.160
<v Speaker 5>wait till it touches you, and then you'll deliver the news.

0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:37.280
<v Speaker 2>Mitch, all right, God here breaking news. I'm a private investor.

0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:40.560
<v Speaker 2>Heavy huh? And these are the five jobs cheaters are

0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:48.280
<v Speaker 2>most likely to have. Number one medical staff, Number two entrepreneurs. Apparently, No,

0:15:48.360 --> 0:15:50.680
<v Speaker 2>do not put that around my neck. I'm not into

0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:55.080
<v Speaker 2>the neck. It's so heavy. It's so heavy. Being heavy

0:15:55.280 --> 0:15:57.360
<v Speaker 2>is also call center workers who are heavy because they

0:15:57.400 --> 0:15:57.760
<v Speaker 2>often ship.

0:15:57.840 --> 0:16:00.600
<v Speaker 3>It's going around my ankle and my ankle to have face.

0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:01.600
<v Speaker 3>It's on my ankle.

0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:02.840
<v Speaker 4>You need its face closer to you.

0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.400
<v Speaker 2>It's wrapping around my ankle. It's actually at this point

0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:07.920
<v Speaker 2>quite like she had to massage. I'm not eating it.

0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:12.840
<v Speaker 3>At this point. It's a nice.

0:16:14.400 --> 0:16:18.680
<v Speaker 5>Okay, No longer can deliver the news because which can

0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:19.160
<v Speaker 5>you get to me?

0:16:21.040 --> 0:16:21.360
<v Speaker 4>Snake?

0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:24.280
<v Speaker 3>That's a pithon on my neck.

0:16:25.600 --> 0:16:25.920
<v Speaker 6>Wrapping.

0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:28.480
<v Speaker 5>Okay, let's forget the news now because you can't do it.

0:16:28.520 --> 0:16:30.080
<v Speaker 5>How Okay, it's going down your tumbe.

0:16:30.160 --> 0:16:31.760
<v Speaker 3>Then why don't we maybe take her off?

0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:31.880
<v Speaker 6>No?

0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:34.120
<v Speaker 4>I really, I really want to know what the professions

0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:35.920
<v Speaker 4>are where people get cheated on what I say.

0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:38.240
<v Speaker 2>I don't have a profession anymore, can I can? I

0:16:40.440 --> 0:16:45.720
<v Speaker 2>it's pulling my glasses off. Okay, this is so fun, guys.

0:16:45.800 --> 0:16:51.520
<v Speaker 4>I'm not just the snake my leg. Thanks Ben.

0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:54.320
<v Speaker 5>One question, would that snake eat that cock coach?

0:16:55.040 --> 0:16:59.400
<v Speaker 6>No, these guys predominantly eat mammals and birds and little mitches. Yeah, yeah, of.

0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:00.960
<v Speaker 3>Course Laura is grabbing the snake.

0:17:00.960 --> 0:17:03.520
<v Speaker 4>I want to hold it. I'm okay, I genuinely okay

0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:03.920
<v Speaker 4>with snakes.

0:17:04.040 --> 0:17:07.040
<v Speaker 3>See you guys, Goodbye for these guys.