Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 1: She did sell the things that make more sense than
Speaker 1: others bring Pikes, nurseries, mercury, pikes, p y k e
Speaker 1: s Hey, why I Hey, as in kill hey, why okay?
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood.
Speaker 4: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good chimes just by a
Speaker 1: couple of mitches. What about me?
Speaker 4: Don't forget.
Speaker 1: Now he is Mitch uli and or nineteen ninety.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Hello Mitchell to ninety nearly there for
Speaker 4: one hundred.
Speaker 1: I know I can feel it coming. It's learning over us.
Speaker 5: I didn't want to make too much of a big
Speaker 5: deal for episode nine because I think we should have
Speaker 5: something special for the hundreds.
Speaker 1: You know, oh when we will, don't you.
Speaker 5: I do have a bit of a fun nineties music
Speaker 5: themed game coming up, though, we do.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty excited for that. It's going to be very groovy.
Speaker 1: This is new to me. I'm very excited for it too. You,
Speaker 1: on the other hand, Mitchell, goodness me, it mustn't have
Speaker 1: been excited to come in this morning.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a bit hungover. Puffed Off reopened in Sydney
Speaker 5: and it was magical. I had to be there, even
Speaker 5: though I knew I had a podcast to record the
Speaker 5: next day.
Speaker 1: Mitchell entered the building today with his sonnies On. It
Speaker 1: looked like Meryl Streep at the met gala. You poor thing.
Speaker 1: You look good though, you just are a bit slow.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Pride Keeper Jenny, she's here as usual. You're going
Speaker 5: to do a lot of the talking today, Darling.
Speaker 1: Okay, and you're looking very sprightly though. You're looking very refreshed.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much, and go out. Last night, No
Speaker 1: I did, did you know? Because I was at home
Speaker 1: because our plumbing exploded in the brand new house.
Speaker 5: Oh the ship house. I told you not to move in.
Speaker 5: I did tell you last week. Don't go there. It
Speaker 5: sounds awful.
Speaker 1: Haven't eaten corn in twelve years yet there's a piece
Speaker 1: of corn in the hallway. That's all I will say
Speaker 1: on that. It's honestly a very shitty situation. I don't
Speaker 1: want to talk.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you one thing I am excited about though?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh my housemate came home the other day, and it'd
Speaker 5: been listening to your radio show in.
Speaker 4: The car, my watering night show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and he goes, Oh, I heard Mitchell say something
Speaker 5: on KIDSFM that I thought you'd get a kick out of.
Speaker 5: So I got Jennet to track down the audio. I
Speaker 5: gave her the time code. Did you listen to the
Speaker 5: audio yet? No?
Speaker 6: I didn't.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is fabulous.
Speaker 5: It's very much like remember that time you told Louve
Speaker 5: that you were in and out of LA to try
Speaker 5: and stand impressive.
Speaker 4: This is another in and out of LA level of lies.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't listen to myself.
Speaker 5: You had a guest on and you told the most
Speaker 5: unbelievable of lies.
Speaker 4: Even in and out of LA is more believable than
Speaker 4: this ringing.
Speaker 5: So the audio is over there. Let's take a listen
Speaker 5: to what Mitch said on ERE the other night.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. So the last release would
Speaker 1: have been throw away my number, Okay, yeah, I remember that,
Speaker 1: and then before that it was one in a million
Speaker 1: and take Oh, take Cover. I still listen to take Cover.
Speaker 1: It's in my gym palast so I don't get to
Speaker 1: listen to it a lot. Then lockdown happened. We couldn't
Speaker 1: go to the gym, so I stopped listen. It's not
Speaker 1: only the playlist, but I went back to the gym
Speaker 1: for the first time and it was in there, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, this song is slaps.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your gym playlist, huh, it doesn't exist. And it
Speaker 5: just kept snowballing the light A. You don't have a
Speaker 5: gym playlist. And when you were like, I finally went
Speaker 5: back to the gym.
Speaker 4: After lockdown, rubbish? When did you go back to the gym?
Speaker 1: I don't even have a membership.
Speaker 4: The last time you went to the gym, I just.
Speaker 1: Moved away from the Anytime Fitness twelve months ago.
Speaker 4: Who was this clown that you were lying to?
Speaker 1: Jordi Island But he didn't believe it either. Listening back
Speaker 1: to that, he was like, yeah, yeah, he just.
Speaker 4: Looked at you up and down and went and sure
Speaker 4: be it just looked.
Speaker 1: At both man boobs and went, okay, let's move on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love your song within my gym playlist. Oh
Speaker 5: see what I mean? Even in and out of la
Speaker 5: is more believable than that is.
Speaker 1: I talked to so many people you just have to
Speaker 1: schmooz them, you know.
Speaker 5: Sometimes when you interview guests. After guess, you run out
Speaker 5: of truth to tell. You just have to start bullshitting
Speaker 5: your way through.
Speaker 1: Make shit up. No, because his song is upbeat. So
Speaker 1: if I did have a gym playlist, it would be
Speaker 1: in it song.
Speaker 4: I'll be the judge.
Speaker 5: I'll see if it's good for a gym playlist. I've
Speaker 5: got a new pete now I need something to put me.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah you do. So this is Jordi Island, local
Speaker 1: Aussie boy throw away my numbers.
Speaker 4: Nah, let me skip hold on. Yeah, it's just a female.
Speaker 1: Now that's one of his friends. I think. Ah, here's
Speaker 1: the djail ready on the treadmill, water bottle in hand,
Speaker 1: sweattowel on Michelle, do you know up the incline?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 5: It's more of a skipping in a meadow kind of
Speaker 5: song than jin song.
Speaker 4: To me, I'd skip in a meadow to that.
Speaker 1: My heart rates up twenty four to seven. So I've
Speaker 1: listen to that. Whenever. We love you Jordy Island on
Speaker 1: the show. You're welcome anytime anyway. If it as your
Speaker 1: first time listening, welcome to Is it just me? We
Speaker 1: do a show every week and we start the show
Speaker 1: with an I gym. Each Mitch brings one, I bring
Speaker 1: one in something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: That the core of the show.
Speaker 4: We don't tell each other what our is. It just
Speaker 4: me it's going to be No.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitches Jenner, just
Speaker 1: as we know what time it is. No, So we
Speaker 1: all go in blind. Do you want to? I think
Speaker 1: we do this every week, But have I gone first
Speaker 1: every couple?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I can go first if you want.
Speaker 4: You can never think of Darling.
Speaker 1: Okay, you go in first of the show formicide nine day.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a big lad. Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you never forget to drink water?
Speaker 1: Do you never forget?
Speaker 4: I just feel like that's.
Speaker 5: Such a thing where people are like, oh, it's my
Speaker 5: goal to start drinking more water in a day, like
Speaker 5: New Year's resolution or even just like a new health goal.
Speaker 4: To drink more water.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, I've never had to remind myself to
Speaker 5: do that. Yeah, I'm always drinking water.
Speaker 1: Really, you're always drinking yeah.
Speaker 5: And the reason I bring this up is because I
Speaker 5: went to office works the other day. I wanted to
Speaker 5: buy myself and you to do list, okay, just because
Speaker 5: I love that thrill of being able to cross some
Speaker 5: shit off when I've actually done a task.
Speaker 1: You don't use your phone. You like to write it down.
Speaker 5: I've got the phone calendar, but for day to day stuff,
Speaker 5: I just put it on a to do list that
Speaker 5: I write down.
Speaker 4: And there are no plane to do lists that Office Works.
Speaker 5: I just wanted one with to do written up the
Speaker 5: top and a bunch of line for list. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 5: they're all fucking wanky.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: They've got things like there's a bunch of faces you
Speaker 5: circle which mood you have today, and then there's like
Speaker 5: oh my goals today at breakfast, lunch, dinner, And I'm like,
Speaker 5: I just want some lines to put me to do list.
Speaker 5: And every single one of them, every single to do
Speaker 5: list I found it, Office Works had down the bottom
Speaker 5: you tick how many glasses of water You've had to
Speaker 5: remind yourself And I'm like.
Speaker 4: I never needed reminding. I just drink water because it's
Speaker 4: a necessity.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where did the new fad for water? I remember
Speaker 1: my mum called them the other day and I went, oh,
Speaker 1: this great app it's called water, and I go would
Speaker 1: app to remind you drink water and it gives you
Speaker 1: a notification. He goes have another glass.
Speaker 6: Michelle, who drinks glasses of water? Like, wouldn't most people prink?
Speaker 1: I haven't had a glass of water. I have glasses
Speaker 1: of water at restaurants, but you never do it at home.
Speaker 1: I drink out of a bottle.
Speaker 5: Now, if I'm at home, I'll I'll do the glass.
Speaker 5: But if I'm out in about, I take the water bottle.
Speaker 5: But yeah, when I'm at home, I've always got there's
Speaker 5: always ice in there, you know. I love an ice
Speaker 5: cool beverage. As soon as it runs out, I top
Speaker 5: it up again. I'm pissing non stop, mind you. But
Speaker 5: I don't need reminding. I'm just I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 5: I'd just like to always be sipping on something. And
Speaker 5: if it's not wine, it's got to be water.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And let me tell you, I don't need an
Speaker 1: app or a to do list. If my piss is
Speaker 1: as yellow as the sun, I.
Speaker 4: Need some water.
Speaker 1: And that is science.
Speaker 5: And you're remind us exactly. You feel like a real
Speaker 5: winner when your piss is clear.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh my god, I want I don't want it
Speaker 1: to end a mesmerize. I could drink this.
Speaker 5: Have you ever thought that if I were bear grills
Speaker 5: and a push came to show, I'd drink.
Speaker 4: This to survive.
Speaker 1: If someone offer me ten bucks, I'd do it ten Yeah.
Speaker 4: What about those apps that remind you to stand up? Oh?
Speaker 1: My Apple Watch does it all the time.
Speaker 4: What is I supposed to achieve?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but.
Speaker 6: Circular stand up goal? You have to stand up twelve times?
Speaker 1: You know what's your stand up goal currently? Because mine
Speaker 1: is twelve hours of standing. I'm fairly up for twelve hours.
Speaker 6: I fairly awake hours, and so far I've achieved five.
Speaker 1: I've achieved six hours.
Speaker 4: Up you get let's get you it?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 4: Wait? Does it actually measure how long you're standing for?
Speaker 1: And then it goes?
Speaker 4: Can you take the mic with you so I can
Speaker 4: hear you?
Speaker 1: So then it goes, But boom, good work. Really you
Speaker 1: stood up? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like just standing up for a second doesn't count. It
Speaker 5: actually times how long you're up for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1: You know what else it does? And I really like this,
Speaker 1: It says Mitchell. It registers when your heart rate is
Speaker 1: really high, which is twenty four seven for me. So
Speaker 1: I have to turn that feature off, because Mitchell, now
Speaker 1: is a good time to take a moment for mindfulness
Speaker 1: and doing it right now. Mindfulness, you reflect for one minute. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say begin no fuck it. N
Speaker 1: did you get your notebook in the end.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 5: All of the to do lists had the water counting
Speaker 5: thing on it, and I'm like, what a dreadful waste
Speaker 5: of paper.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to write there.
Speaker 1: You've got to go to Smingle and get a smelly
Speaker 1: rubber while you're there. They've got good to do lists.
Speaker 4: Sniggles still exist.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, every time I enter my logal Westfields, I
Speaker 1: can smell it.
Speaker 5: I remember I always wanted to Smingle Ship in school,
Speaker 5: but it was like a bit indulgent to pay that
Speaker 5: much for a stupid fucking elastic pencil. All the kids
Speaker 5: have those ones that were really long.
Speaker 1: Oh I got the rubber pencils and the lead didn't
Speaker 1: It didn't so hard to write with.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, use it, no, use it.
Speaker 1: Bendy rulers were a great invention because you could just
Speaker 1: sort of roll it up and put it.
Speaker 4: In your backpack and smack people with.
Speaker 1: Oh that was the best. Still have one hay and
Speaker 1: I've got on the top of yeah, very andy. And
Speaker 1: the pencils, you're so right, were so ship. But those
Speaker 1: rubbers that smell of the little pigs, they smell a
Speaker 1: vanilla yea, I love them them.
Speaker 6: And also the pencil cases they had like twenty zips.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what the undit the whole pencil case and
Speaker 5: basically use it as a noose if you wanted to, Like,
Speaker 5: it's ridiculous, like I'm threaded, Like, how impractical. I don't
Speaker 5: know why people thought that was cool.
Speaker 1: Why do we go through that? Pa so cool? It
Speaker 1: was so impractical? Good point.
Speaker 4: Fux migl, fux migel. Why do you want forty zippers
Speaker 4: on your pencil case?
Speaker 1: I reckon, They've just got a kitchen knife now with
Speaker 1: a penholder in it. Pencil case? Kids, all right?
Speaker 4: What do you go with your Is it is me
Speaker 4: for the week to Darland.
Speaker 1: And here we go? Is it just me? Do we
Speaker 1: not need to be reminded that a call will be
Speaker 1: recorded for quality and training purposes anymore? That is so true.
Speaker 4: I just know it will be well. I think you
Speaker 4: have to actually get consent.
Speaker 5: It's a lot like when we use callers on the
Speaker 5: podcast they're on radio, for example, you have to have
Speaker 5: consent for it to go to air, so it's actually
Speaker 5: illegal to record people without their permission.
Speaker 4: So to have to let you know, I know, but
Speaker 4: it's twenty twenty one.
Speaker 1: Just I If I'm going to call opt Us to
Speaker 1: complain about my NBN or my corn soaked floorboards, I
Speaker 1: need don't. I need to get there as quickly as possible.
Speaker 1: I don't need a thirty second waiver on why just
Speaker 1: go This call will be recorded done one second. But
Speaker 1: for quality training.
Speaker 6: Why I want to be in a training room at
Speaker 6: one point where my call is being plated.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 5: There's been several times when I've had to call I
Speaker 5: don't know, the internet provider or something, and I've been
Speaker 5: fucked up off and I've got unprepared to go full
Speaker 5: Karen on them, And I think, if they're recording this
Speaker 5: for quality and training purposes, I'll give them a fucking
Speaker 5: lesson to learn, Like they'll play this to all the
Speaker 5: new recruits. Here's how to handle a difficult caller. So
Speaker 5: I really give them hell. I can picture yours just
Speaker 5: for just for educational purposes, of course.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course I reckon the Daily Telegraph that day
Speaker 1: you canceled your subscription service.
Speaker 4: They'll be and canceled it. Keep tipping me out of
Speaker 4: her You tried.
Speaker 1: To, you couldn't even do it. But they'll be using
Speaker 1: that audio and they'll go here's an example of a
Speaker 1: furious middle aged woman. Man.
Speaker 5: Most of the calls that are recorded for quality and
Speaker 5: fucking training purposes with me is it's me saying I'm
Speaker 5: not ma'am.
Speaker 4: I'm very sorry, ma'am. No, no, no, I'm a man Mitchell, Sorry, ma'am.
Speaker 4: It happens all the time.
Speaker 1: I get. Okay, nowhere is Michelle Jury, I said, mister Mitchell,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't she discoverer in silence?
Speaker 6: I really like the online chat features.
Speaker 1: Same. Oh they are they recorded for quality and training
Speaker 1: probably they print them out.
Speaker 5: Well, they email you a script afterwards, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: I'm not going to look back on this, like at
Speaker 5: some precious memory when I was talking to fucking good
Speaker 5: guys in a chat box.
Speaker 1: Like I don't need that you're missing fridge? What did
Speaker 1: I say to Gumpa at three oh four? Oh oh,
Speaker 1: when's the fridge coming? Great? To know? Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Stop acting like bitches and follow a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: Now listen up, I have a question for you, dear listener,
Speaker 5: what is the worst date you've ever been on? Because
Speaker 5: coming soon to this podcast, we're going to be doing
Speaker 5: Tinder fizzes and fairy tales. So you might be like
Speaker 5: Mitchell and be a success story. You've found your loved one,
Speaker 5: it's a fairy tale on Tinder, or we've all had
Speaker 5: bad dates. You know, doesn't matter what app you're using,
Speaker 5: dates can be shipped. And so we want to hear
Speaker 5: your biggest date fail and also your date success stories
Speaker 5: on the show. And we'll be giving away Tinder Gold
Speaker 5: memberships to all the singles out there that might want
Speaker 5: a bit of luck, and you'll get to chat to us.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, obviously that's the biggest perk.
Speaker 4: That's a prize in itself.
Speaker 1: Yep, hit us up on the sourci they can dms,
Speaker 1: right Mitch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've actually been on both ends of the spectrums, right, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I've been.
Speaker 1: Yes, if you've been.
Speaker 5: A Tinder success story with Hayden, you're loving gay boyfriend. Yes,
Speaker 5: you've also had the fizz remember all right, hey, within
Speaker 5: here a couple of.
Speaker 4: Weeks ago, Oh yeah, talking about how you go sit
Speaker 4: him on Tinder? Yes, you've been both and.
Speaker 1: The bionical man. Remember the man with a full metal
Speaker 1: spine on the balcony and he was called that right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've had a couple some female based dates. Anyway, it's
Speaker 1: not about me, it's about you. If you've had a
Speaker 1: fairy tale date on Tinder or a fizzer, hit us
Speaker 1: up a couple of mitches on Instagram, We'll get you
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's also where you can hit us up to get
Speaker 1: on for and is it just you? So Mitch and
Speaker 1: I bringing is it just me? Every week, but we
Speaker 1: have handed over the reins to you. Yep.
Speaker 5: Every week on the show will be letting you have
Speaker 5: your say. Something's on your mind and you're going about
Speaker 5: your day you think is it just me?
Speaker 1: We want to hear it something you've noticed, something you hate,
Speaker 1: or something you appreciate. And this is from Renton. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Renton's on loving the podcast.
Speaker 4: Thanks all.
Speaker 5: Anyway, here's my.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or two straight guys spread more custard than girls and gays?
Speaker 4: Interesting, wouldn't know. I don't really speak to them.
Speaker 5: No, I'd be interested to know why he thinks that.
Speaker 5: I really feel like we should do these either just
Speaker 5: use as a call. Sometimes I want them to elaborate.
Speaker 5: I can't get more out of Bloody Rent.
Speaker 1: We didn't get much out of Rent in there, but
Speaker 1: I tend to agree. Like growing up in a shier school,
Speaker 1: the straight boys, and I was technically the straight boys,
Speaker 1: so I was very in the group. I was undercover,
Speaker 1: and they gossip. They love to picture about the girls too.
Speaker 5: Oh god, I can just imagine the kind of horrible
Speaker 5: discussions that go on when it's a straight guy to
Speaker 5: straight guy, like you know, bro code.
Speaker 1: Locker room talk with it. You're the biggest gossip I know?
Speaker 1: Is my father really my dad? Oh my god. My
Speaker 1: mom told me when I was very young, she said,
Speaker 1: if you don't want something getting out, don't tell your father.
Speaker 1: He's the biggest gossip, wants to know everything everything. Even
Speaker 1: asked me about you and disgusting Sidewalk. What's the other
Speaker 1: show you do?
Speaker 4: Oh my new podcast trash ash Only I got confused.
Speaker 4: He asked about that.
Speaker 1: He asked about that, He goes, I'm made, Mitch's doing that, Mitchie?
Speaker 1: What does he call? You get anything? Who he's doing?
Speaker 1: Another podcast? Do you have me yours over? Who's the
Speaker 1: other boat?
Speaker 4: Like you can know that one at a time, you
Speaker 4: can any one podcast.
Speaker 1: Not really no my vibe. Yeah, No, Dad loves a gossip.
Speaker 4: Loves he said, it's not his fine, No, the other guy.
Speaker 1: He was just trying to make me feel better. But
Speaker 1: I'm like Dad, I'm booked and blessed. Baby, I'm fair
Speaker 1: enough worried about Mitch's other podcasts. It's already been canceled.
Speaker 5: It's actually incredible how many people have asked you, how
Speaker 5: do you feel about Mitchell Komb's doing his second podcast? God,
Speaker 5: no one ever asks me how do you feel about
Speaker 5: Mitch Cherry working for Channel nine?
Speaker 4: Like I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5: Like we we're not exclusive to each other in this podcast.
Speaker 1: People see us as, you know, a duo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's their fucking error, isn't it. Amen not
Speaker 4: married or anything.
Speaker 5: No, but I found my dad has been a bit
Speaker 5: of a gossiper in recent years. Like nothing really malicious,
Speaker 5: but when we were growing up, he would always say,
Speaker 5: if you've got nothing nice to say, don't say anything
Speaker 5: at all.
Speaker 4: And he really still that in me. So I'm not
Speaker 4: really a gossip.
Speaker 5: But as he's getting older, I'm like, you're a Bitch's
Speaker 5: a lot of things that's.
Speaker 4: With me about people, and I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's so mean.
Speaker 1: Ian's a bitch. I can be farm gossip like Linda
Speaker 1: took the tractor and hasn't returned it.
Speaker 5: The barley harvest this year. Have you seen the Judson's
Speaker 5: next door? Their crops are bed? He does a bitch
Speaker 5: about the farms.
Speaker 1: Trent next door. The depressions worse than ever. Dad, No,
Speaker 1: that's not true. We love Ian. You know, is your
Speaker 1: straight parents.
Speaker 6: Actually thinking about it? My dad is a gossiper. The
Speaker 6: real thing is he spreads fake gossip.
Speaker 1: Why because he doesn't have any real gossipl report.
Speaker 6: Well, he tells us things that he's heard from neighbors,
Speaker 6: and then we approach the neighbor and they've never heard
Speaker 6: that thing before.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it keeps life interesting.
Speaker 4: My mum said to me the other day, she goes, oh,
Speaker 4: have you heard Mark's news?
Speaker 1: My brother?
Speaker 4: She goes, have you heard Mark's news? And I was like, nah,
Speaker 4: what is it? And she goes, oh wait.
Speaker 5: I said I wouldn't tell anyone, and I was like, well,
Speaker 5: you're here now. Jane you're here now, so you're gonna
Speaker 5: have to tell me. She goes, no, no, no, I promised him,
Speaker 5: you have to promise me, July, if I tell you, you
Speaker 5: won't tell anyone. And I said, well, clearly promises me
Speaker 5: and fuck all to you, Jane, so I'm not making
Speaker 5: such promise.
Speaker 4: Spit it out, Dylan.
Speaker 5: She goes, oh, he's got a girlfriend. But I was like, Jesus,
Speaker 5: remind me not to trust Jane with the secret. Yeah,
Speaker 5: cause the other sibling and blabs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my mom does that toomum's love to gossip.
Speaker 5: I thought it was going to be way more exciting.
Speaker 5: I thought she was going to say Mark's gay as well.
Speaker 1: He's packing walls with tiles and boys with his dick.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, crowd's.
Speaker 1: Not the only thing is filling up?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: Should we get into our special nineties music themed game
Speaker 5: that I've got prepared for it?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think so.
Speaker 4: So it's our ninetieth episode of Is It Just Me?
Speaker 4: The podcast?
Speaker 5: And I thought, okay, we've got to do something nineties themed.
Speaker 5: So I've brought a game today that we're going to
Speaker 5: play with you, Jenna, because we feel that you're probably
Speaker 5: the most educated one out of us three?
Speaker 4: Wouldn't you agree?
Speaker 1: Oh, completely graduating?
Speaker 5: Yes, I did h And so this game is called
Speaker 5: pop Song for Saurus. Now, Mitchell, I didn't tell you this, Pride,
Speaker 5: but this is actually an old game we used to
Speaker 5: do on my old podcast, not My Cup of Tea.
Speaker 4: I knew that you wouldn't have agreed if I told
Speaker 4: you prior. But here we are.
Speaker 1: We're doing compostpin thrown in me on my own show.
Speaker 5: No, but it's perfect because what you do in pop
Speaker 5: Song for Saurus is you take the lyrics to a
Speaker 5: pop song and then you like look up synonyms, put
Speaker 5: them through a thesaurus, make them sound way more fancy
Speaker 5: than they are.
Speaker 4: And then the challenges for Jenna, who should be able
Speaker 4: to decipher because she's good at English, you know she's smart,
Speaker 4: the challenges to decipher what the original lyrics were when
Speaker 4: we make them sound really fancy. And so it's all
Speaker 4: nineties songs that we've done.
Speaker 1: Yes, because it's ninetieth episode making sense?
Speaker 6: That makes sense?
Speaker 4: Got it?
Speaker 5: For example, this isn't part of the quiz, Jenna, but
Speaker 5: like you know that song milkshake, Yeah, my milkshake.
Speaker 4: Brings all the boys to the.
Speaker 5: So that would become my whipped ice dairy drink brings
Speaker 5: the attention of many males to my place of residency
Speaker 5: and or employment, and they declare its quality faster pass
Speaker 5: as yours. Absolutely, it faster passes yours. So that's that's
Speaker 5: what we do.
Speaker 4: Brilliant. Yeah, so that's actually great word for it.
Speaker 5: We ranked them sound shakes and Jenna has to figure
Speaker 5: out what the original song is incredible.
Speaker 4: So we've got we've got a bunch of songs each
Speaker 4: she wants to go first.
Speaker 1: You go first, Mitchell, because this is the scraps from
Speaker 1: your old canceled show Sad that Day got canceled.
Speaker 5: Well, I was able to do this podcast that was cancer,
Speaker 5: you know, silver lining Dallas. All right, so the first
Speaker 5: lyric that you need to decide for Jenna what song
Speaker 5: is this? By far, the most fervent profit that pertains
Speaker 5: to being a female is the liberty to engage in
Speaker 5: a modest volume of recreation and or indulgence.
Speaker 6: Girls just want to happen.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's best and.
Speaker 4: Parget see what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: They're the liberty to engage in a modest following of
Speaker 5: recreation and or indulgence.
Speaker 6: It's very smart.
Speaker 4: Alright, zero, right so far? No, well, I'm counting it.
Speaker 1: Okay, should I go, Mitch?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do yours?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's mine. Can look me in the eyes. I'll
Speaker 1: convey to you what I crave, What I truly truly
Speaker 1: crave A craver, A craver, A craver, A craver, I
Speaker 1: truly truly truly craves zig zig sigh.
Speaker 4: That one's tricky, girl.
Speaker 1: What a crave, what A truly truly crave, crave, truly
Speaker 1: truly truly crave a zig zig sigh?
Speaker 4: You really can't put zig zig through the thoris? Can you?
Speaker 1: Now? You can?
Speaker 5: You could have said zag instead of like zigzag?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, one out of sixty correct, Mite my next one?
Speaker 4: What are these lyrics? Genner?
Speaker 5: Yes, I have a deep desire to perch alongside you
Speaker 5: upon an abundant elevation. Furthermore, to soak in tandem in
Speaker 5: a large body of water. I also see appeal in
Speaker 5: resting unwaveringly endlessly until the airspace plummets. Upon the proverbial speaker,
Speaker 5: what are those lyrics?
Speaker 1: This is harder, I'm the proverbial speaker.
Speaker 7: Yep, I really don't know it's this one.
Speaker 1: Do your lyrics.
Speaker 4: So the mo is so intent and in a large
Speaker 4: body of water.
Speaker 8: I also see you appealing, resting unwaveringly endlessly until their
Speaker 8: things climates all the verbiel speaker, it.
Speaker 4: Sounded so familiar.
Speaker 1: You got it wrong.
Speaker 6: That was very good.
Speaker 4: What I'm picking up is that mine must be a
Speaker 4: bit trickier.
Speaker 1: That makes Jenner the most educated, you the second most,
Speaker 1: and me are fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: A craven insigne. Alright, mine next one.
Speaker 1: My next one. Here we go. Listen carefully. That's the
Speaker 1: current state of affairs. Everything is incorrect. I'm slashed, I'm
Speaker 1: drained of all hope. Such is my current state. I'm
Speaker 1: glaciel and I am mortified. Paralleled bear on the mezzanine.
Speaker 6: Lying naked on the floor.
Speaker 4: It's free.
Speaker 1: Is incorrect.
Speaker 4: You're a line behind my line behind parallel.
Speaker 1: There we go. She sa it's tough. She's getting mine,
Speaker 1: So that's crazy. It was just that final line.
Speaker 5: Alright, my next one, All right, are you ready? I
Speaker 5: arrived from my slumber at dawn, and I stride Alfresco.
Speaker 5: I draw a profound oxygen supply, and I begin to
Speaker 5: feel quite jolly and I how from the furthermost point
Speaker 5: of my primary respiratory organ, what is occurring currently?
Speaker 6: Could you repeat it? Please?
Speaker 4: I arrived from my slumber at dawn, so what could
Speaker 4: that be? I wake up in the morning and I
Speaker 4: stride alfresco.
Speaker 6: And I wake up in the morning and I walk outside.
Speaker 4: No, please, if you either know it or you don't,
Speaker 4: give it one more line.
Speaker 5: I draw a profound oxygen supply and begin to feel
Speaker 5: quite jolly.
Speaker 6: I draw a breath, and I get really this.
Speaker 9: Into about side.
Speaker 8: I can't.
Speaker 5: How from the first point of my primary breath with
Speaker 5: the organ, what if currently occurring? J I stuck to
Speaker 5: her with all of them.
Speaker 4: If you get Mitch, third and final, that'll be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: If you get mine, that means you're three for three.
Speaker 1: You might have to do a tiebreaker.
Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't think about this, right. I'll get preparing.
Speaker 5: You get prepared while I do mine? What Tiere we breaking?
Speaker 5: She's not tired with anyone?
Speaker 1: Well to draw, she needs to either win or lose.
Speaker 1: There needs to be a.
Speaker 4: Winner or a loser, a path or fa that's correct.
Speaker 1: So you think I'll do mine? Ready? Jenne it look
Speaker 1: me in the eyes you've got this, well, you've got
Speaker 1: all the other three, so fucking look me in the groin.
Speaker 1: I don't want me to get it. No, sorry, didn't
Speaker 1: mean that.
Speaker 4: Look at my cop.
Speaker 1: That's not what I meant. All right, here we go.
Speaker 1: When we are remote from one another, I clinically decline,
Speaker 1: grant me a signal. I beg of you to assault
Speaker 1: me infant once again. I beg of you to assault
Speaker 1: me infant once again.
Speaker 4: I've got it.
Speaker 1: I beg of you to assault me infant once again.
Speaker 1: That's the key for It's a classic.
Speaker 6: Line repeated again.
Speaker 1: Please the whole song. Okay, when we are remote from
Speaker 1: one another, I clinically decline, grant me a signal. I
Speaker 1: beg of you to assault me infant once again. That
Speaker 1: last line is just everyone in the world knows it.
Speaker 1: I beg of you to assault me infant once again.
Speaker 4: You should have gotten like a twenty second time or something.
Speaker 4: I think for two I keep laughing at the infant part.
Speaker 1: And Ultra point out the infant is hitting me. I'm
Speaker 1: not hitting the infant.
Speaker 6: Can you repeat that final line.
Speaker 1: I beg of you to assault me infant once again.
Speaker 4: You could almost say that the baby's hitting you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're asking the baby to hit you? How
Speaker 1: many more times?
Speaker 6: Hit me?
Speaker 4: Baby?
Speaker 1: Kim me? I beg of you. Two are so many
Speaker 1: infants when I'm dying.
Speaker 4: Oh you got that? Did you ever go three out
Speaker 4: of six?
Speaker 5: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I didn't think about. Do we need a time breaker?
Speaker 1: Do we need a tiebreaker?
Speaker 6: My heart is beating.
Speaker 1: Well done, that was stressful.
Speaker 4: I'll see if I can think of one on the spot. Okay,
Speaker 4: let me have a quick look.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take your time. Tell her it's a tiebreaker. You
Speaker 1: did very well, Thank you.
Speaker 6: I was stressful.
Speaker 1: What was not? It was? Needs to be a hit
Speaker 1: nineties song? When to just close?
Speaker 4: Three?
Speaker 5: That's my sister's age. Fuck, I forget how old you are.
Speaker 5: She's got she's got two kids and one of the
Speaker 5: way you keep up and.
Speaker 1: She goes to church every Sunday. Lift your game?
Speaker 4: No she doesn't.
Speaker 1: Doesn't you know.
Speaker 4: What about this?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: I'm a fictional wish granting mythical creature in a cylindrical container.
Speaker 5: You've got to massage me in the correct manner.
Speaker 1: Genie in the fuddle, Jesus, I'm a genie.
Speaker 5: What do I call the genie of a fictional wish
Speaker 5: granting mythical for I don't fucking know I can.
Speaker 1: When you said cylinder cylindrical container, I m my can
Speaker 1: of soup.
Speaker 4: That's the bottle.
Speaker 1: I mean, well done, Jenna. It was the mythical part
Speaker 1: that we were very easy on you.
Speaker 2: There should have been a ten second time, you know
Speaker 2: what I was thinking we could do Yeah, maybe not
Speaker 2: this week, but because I've just brought one of my
Speaker 2: old segments from Not My Cup of Tea, and I
Speaker 2: think I've proven beyond any reasonable doubt that it fucking slaps.
Speaker 1: It's a good game.
Speaker 5: Therefore, my old podcast slap despite your you know, dry
Speaker 5: heaving every time I mentioned not My Cup of Tea allergic.
Speaker 5: Maybe we should do an old game from your old podcasts.
Speaker 4: What was it again?
Speaker 5: Lemonade with Mitch and some One, Mitch and Paige? Lemonade
Speaker 5: with Mitch and Paige? Did you do any segments on that?
Speaker 5: Any benchmarks?
Speaker 1: Bring benchmarks? We only got to think six episodes.
Speaker 2: Say it really looks that we're in ninety as a miracle,
Speaker 2: we're also a drive show on the Triple h F
Speaker 2: FAM and Hornsby.
Speaker 1: I can find one. Yeah, all right, you want me
Speaker 1: to bring a segment from my hit award winning sixsode podcast.
Speaker 4: Six part series makes sound less of a failure when
Speaker 4: you say, that's just.
Speaker 1: How I go to Afghanistan to report on war. All right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can bring a segment. There was there'd be one
Speaker 1: I can bring.
Speaker 5: And then Jenna can decide, because she's impartial, whose old
Speaker 5: podcast was better.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, I agree, I'll bring it. Give
Speaker 1: me a couple of weeks, nugget it next week.
Speaker 4: Next week. If you can even think of anything, yeah.
Speaker 1: I can think.
Speaker 4: Did you have segments or just talk shit?
Speaker 1: No? We had We had too many segments. I think
Speaker 1: that was the problem. Ah, it was very structured. We
Speaker 1: had run sheets that I prepared.
Speaker 4: When was the last time we used a run sheet?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: We sit down right before we turn the MIC's on
Speaker 5: for this podcast and go, what are we going to do?
Speaker 5: We'll just talk about stuff, you know, we talk.
Speaker 1: We just made up a second song lyric on the spot.
Speaker 5: Guys, and I'm pretty impressed with my ability to do that,
Speaker 5: given I'm hung over.
Speaker 4: It's all yeah, well done is a little bit. You know,
Speaker 4: it's all right.
Speaker 1: You relax. Actually, I know when you're doing any more
Speaker 1: heavily lifting, because we are actually potentially passing the heavy
Speaker 1: lifting over to another part of the team.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's right. Who, No, that's right.
Speaker 5: And you might remember a couple of weeks ago on
Speaker 5: the podcast, we floated the idea that over the Christmas
Speaker 5: New Year' break, when Mitch and I are obviously not
Speaker 5: doing the podcast every week, yes, we should get Jenna
Speaker 5: to do a fill in show.
Speaker 1: That's right. And all good radio shows we all come
Speaker 1: from radio, the three of us. Mitch not anymore, but
Speaker 1: you know still it's his heart lies in radio. All
Speaker 1: good radio shows have a filling show. I feel in
Speaker 1: for Kyle and Jackie. Oh, Jenna was approached to fill
Speaker 1: in for Jonesy and Amanda, but there was some political
Speaker 1: belief clashes and we decided we need one too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we said that maybe Jenna could do it,
Speaker 5: and she did agree to it, but we were like
Speaker 5: not sure if she was kidding or not. So we're
Speaker 5: actually wanting to know if you want to actually do
Speaker 5: this fill in show. And not only that, but we're
Speaker 5: not going to leave you to your own devices. We're
Speaker 5: thinking we can get listeners to help you with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and now don't get this mifted?
Speaker 1: Is it just me listeners? Jenna is talent, think you
Speaker 1: when we're not here. She is the one standing original
Speaker 1: member of the team.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And so what I was thinking is we could get
Speaker 5: listeners on to pitch segments to you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And this is not on our show, not the filling show.
Speaker 5: This is all in preparation for the filling show. They
Speaker 5: come on, of course, yes, and they pitch any segment
Speaker 5: ideas and they will actually do the segments with you
Speaker 5: correct in the episode. So like, maybe someone's got a
Speaker 5: quiz idea and they have a game or something like
Speaker 5: that that they want to do with Jenna on the show.
Speaker 4: So she's got to.
Speaker 5: Call it a bounce off because I can't think of
Speaker 5: anything fucking worse than Jenna's stream of consciousness, just her
Speaker 5: talking to no one.
Speaker 4: So she needs a.
Speaker 5: A producer, so someone to bring her content ideas, yes,
Speaker 5: and be someone to riff with.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: So I thought, maybe they're a listener out there, a
Speaker 5: listener to you even that wants to, you know, throw
Speaker 5: their hat in the ring.
Speaker 4: Is that the same suggestion suggestion? Yep.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see history debating. I love Jemma, I
Speaker 1: love this girl. To either be affirmitive or negative, Yes,
Speaker 1: preferably negative on a fantastic, well known and researched and
Speaker 1: written about historical event, and you to debate it with someone.
Speaker 1: I'd love to see that.
Speaker 6: I'm up for that.
Speaker 1: You think that's a good So if you want to
Speaker 1: produce history debating, hit us up and we can make
Speaker 1: it happen.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: And I'm not fucking around when I say that, you're
Speaker 5: feeling it like I'm not editing anything.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing anything. I actually genuinely want nothing.
Speaker 1: Stand up shows. I've got TV. They are We're very busy,
Speaker 1: we're tired people.
Speaker 5: Do you know how to use the studio, Jenna, No,
Speaker 5: you'll fucking figure it out.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, Jenna, I'm turning Rock, I'm turning my mic
Speaker 1: and Mitch Mike, Mitch's Mike off. I know who I don't.
Speaker 6: I'll just get a tech to do it. Text hello,
Speaker 6: come in now, turn it on.
Speaker 1: So we have a lot of work.
Speaker 5: You know what we should do as part of the
Speaker 5: training process getting her ready for the Jenna Flying Over summer,
Speaker 5: we should actually get her to panel an EPISO of
Speaker 5: this podcast, because it'd be hard to be any worse
Speaker 5: at paneling than you because you fuck it up all
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're right, Oh my god, I would love to
Speaker 1: hold on. We just have to confirm, Jenna, have you
Speaker 1: said yes? Can we commit? I have a contract here
Speaker 1: in my hand. I've written it says, oh, Jenner's Feeling
Speaker 1: show named TBC, but I art the Jenni flyn.
Speaker 4: I just thought of that.
Speaker 1: Then three to six feel in shows. We haven't decided
Speaker 1: how many weeks we're taking off, so three to six
Speaker 1: over the Christmas twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two. Brain. Yes,
Speaker 1: I need name, date and signed. There's a pen. There's
Speaker 1: a contract. Take your time. I don't mind if your
Speaker 1: lawyers have to read over it. I've been watching Succession.
Speaker 1: They say that all the time. Okay, get your lawyers
Speaker 1: to read over it.
Speaker 5: It's actually can I just say they're not fucking around.
Speaker 5: It's definitely worth getting people to beat over your contract.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually good career.
Speaker 4: If I saved my aarth many times.
Speaker 1: I know I have three cans of coke in my
Speaker 1: kiss contract for a year. It's a terrible deal. But Jenna,
Speaker 1: any issues in the contract.
Speaker 6: It doesn't appear to be any issues.
Speaker 5: Oh my God, you wrote it in sharp I just
Speaker 5: I'm looking at this now. I didn't see it on
Speaker 5: the other side of the desk, Mitch. Couldn't you fucking
Speaker 5: printed it anyway? It's still it still counts if you
Speaker 5: sign that.
Speaker 1: A handwritten contract is just as good as anything. Jenna,
Speaker 1: your handwriting is actually quite nice, Mitchell.
Speaker 6: I'm actually impressed. Okay, I'm just going to add an
Speaker 6: apostrophe after my name.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's Jenna's with an apostrophy ownership. You just wrot
Speaker 5: j E n and as.
Speaker 1: Oh jenis Jennison, Jennie Jennis.
Speaker 4: It's like Jane.
Speaker 1: Janos. Do you think there's one person out there that
Speaker 1: thinks her name is Jennie. I think there would be.
Speaker 1: My dad doesn't know it's like that girl.
Speaker 4: I don't know why.
Speaker 5: I find it's so funny when people confidently say people's
Speaker 5: name is wrong Jennie. You know, I was watching a
Speaker 5: current afair with Tracy Grumshaw when I.
Speaker 6: Was an extra on Home and Away. They all called
Speaker 6: me Jenis.
Speaker 1: Did they correct? Oh? No, would you so?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: After she's signed this over the next few weeks, we'll
Speaker 5: get any producers out there who want to bring their ideas.
Speaker 4: Jenna will get them on the show.
Speaker 1: Guys, she's done the.
Speaker 6: Day, I'm gonna sign it.
Speaker 1: Wow, we've got a fill in show.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, there we go, Jenna Flynn coming soon.
Speaker 1: The name has not been designed on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's some sort of Jenna summer pun I don't know.
Speaker 1: Jenna Jenocide. Jenocide shows they got to do with the
Speaker 1: summer and holidays because she's going to kill this show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can think about it's your show and we can
Speaker 1: get it all done. It'll be on in the break.
Speaker 1: But there you go. Guys, your feed will not be
Speaker 1: empty of is just me content in the foreseeable future
Speaker 1: of the brain?
Speaker 4: Yes, and don't let it. Don't lose sight of how
Speaker 4: fucking generous this is, you know how general.
Speaker 5: He has to basically pry this podcast out of my
Speaker 5: bed hands because I'm like, you can't have a couple
Speaker 5: of meters about couple of meters and he go, yeah,
Speaker 5: you fucking can.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So Jenna's going to be doing the show.
Speaker 1: Beg for this, Jenna, thank you so much. I'm putting
Speaker 1: myself out there for you.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll show you guys a lot of money. It's
Speaker 6: going to be great.
Speaker 1: Cut, wait for Jenna, cutwait to hear the ideas. Let
Speaker 1: me said, if you have an idea, if you want
Speaker 1: to produce a segment for Jenna, If you want to
Speaker 1: pitch a segment, we'll have details in the coming weeks.
Speaker 1: Hit us up on the socials d M Jenna, or
Speaker 1: hit up our secret Facebook group in during Idiots if
Speaker 1: you want to join the fun and become a VIP
Speaker 1: fan idiots endurant with an e idiots on Facebook.
Speaker 5: All right, what a good ninetieth episode, Abby ninetieth girl.
Speaker 1: Abby nineties everyone, we made it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a plan for the hundred episode, but
Speaker 5: as has happened many times before, Mitch agreed and then
Speaker 5: forgot the dear agreed. We were going to record our
Speaker 5: one hundredth episode in Bogingate, my hometown, and he was
Speaker 5: going to come do it just after New Year's like
Speaker 5: early January, and then we're going to hold on to
Speaker 5: it for a hundred episode. We've had all sorts of
Speaker 5: things planned. We're going to do stuff from the pub.
Speaker 5: We're going to take him fox hunting, like all sorts
Speaker 5: of mask Country experiences out in the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 5: And then I overheard Mitch and Hayden. Oh, Hayden said
Speaker 5: something about, oh, we might do New Years in Vegas
Speaker 5: or like la, and I'm like, oh, so you haven't
Speaker 5: told him you're going to bogen Gate.
Speaker 4: Then he goes, so yeah, oe.
Speaker 5: Hundred episode could very well be shipped to say, you know, everyone,
Speaker 5: we had something there, we had something very special plan,
Speaker 5: but now it's gone.
Speaker 1: But it means so much. Now you've surprised because we
Speaker 1: still will do that one day. We won't do You
Speaker 1: not think we'll get to two hundred.
Speaker 5: No, we'll get to two hundred. That's not the concern.
Speaker 5: I just don't think you're going to go to bogen
Speaker 5: Gate because you won't. You'll find it too much effort.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. I will go to bout it.
Speaker 5: You're always tired, though. He'll be too tired to drive.
Speaker 5: Hayden can't fucking drive.
Speaker 1: Let me get my thyroid checked and then we will
Speaker 1: discuss me going to bogen Gate. It'll happen.
Speaker 4: I marked my words. Data and m were very excited.
Speaker 1: Oh don't say that. Oh, that'll give him something to
Speaker 1: gossip about the fact one's not coming anymore.
Speaker 4: They were going to have Mitch cheery over New years.
Speaker 4: They're very excited.
Speaker 5: Oh and then I had to tell them he fucking
Speaker 5: forgot because you mean nothing to hear me in a Jane.
Speaker 1: No, because you're think I'm a big time celebrity.
Speaker 4: I don't think he ever said that.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 4: He does not.
Speaker 1: He thought I was on Survivor, Jenna. Yeah, because he.
Speaker 4: Posted photos of you in Survivor.
Speaker 5: Have you noticed that Mitch posts a lot of shit
Speaker 5: on Instagram without context?
Speaker 6: Yeah, actually survivor post.
Speaker 5: He never He never clarified in the Instagram caption which
Speaker 5: he photoshopped the Channel ten logo on himself. He never
Speaker 5: clarified in Instagram caption, I'm here recording interviews with everyone
Speaker 5: on Survivor. So my dad was like, oh, Mitch's on Survivor,
Speaker 5: is he? I was like, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I don't have a producer.
Speaker 5: I have to do it myself and withhold information. It's
Speaker 5: flying by a mission.
Speaker 1: Now. I said, I've recorded a radio show while I
Speaker 1: was on the set of Survivor.
Speaker 5: I think you'll find you edited that in later. After
Speaker 5: I told you the confusion, my dad thought you're on television.
Speaker 1: Also, was it kudos Bankarina? And everyone thought I was
Speaker 1: performing a concert?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what's the much less glamorous truth behind that photo.
Speaker 5: There's a big picture of you up at the stadium
Speaker 5: where Pink's usually fucking doing whirly winter air and all
Speaker 5: that stuff.
Speaker 1: I was hosting the healthcare worker thank you concert. I
Speaker 1: did a raffle raffle a nurse from Cogra one big
Speaker 1: time timea shit over there.
Speaker 7: So you weren't recording the radio show there, no God,
Speaker 7: the acoustics would be dreadful.
Speaker 4: I think you were midnight.
Speaker 1: I did record it to actually do something. I did
Speaker 1: record a radio show, but it has an aired yet
Speaker 1: because we're airing a thank you special. Well that's nice,
Speaker 1: so it will happen. Listen. My job is very up
Speaker 1: in the air. Everyone. You can't be in boytant.
Speaker 4: You can, though you can say what you're doing in
Speaker 4: the photo, so people don't.
Speaker 1: Get how boring here I am at Kudo's filming a
Speaker 1: TBC edited radio boring.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna go fucking get my own microphone sock.
Speaker 5: You know the cubes that all the reporters have around
Speaker 5: with the logo, and I'm going to put the Sunrise
Speaker 5: logo on one and post a photo of me like
Speaker 5: on the top of a mountain or something, being like, oh,
Speaker 5: bringing you today's weather. No one's gonna fact check me.
Speaker 5: I can just trick everyone on Instagram. But yeah, the
Speaker 5: sunrise by the men.
Speaker 1: Now people know I have a radio show. It's context.
Speaker 6: Mitchell, do you remember that photo of me in front
Speaker 6: of the Voice sign.
Speaker 5: The final we when we used to work together. We
Speaker 5: went to was it the Sony office to interview someone
Speaker 5: can't even remember, I don't know, And there was a
Speaker 5: plasmus green in the waiting room with the Voice logo
Speaker 5: on it, and I said, Jenna, stand in front of
Speaker 5: that and look really shocked, like your hands over.
Speaker 4: Your mouth like and so if I got that photo
Speaker 4: she posted, I.
Speaker 6: Made it through.
Speaker 4: I nailed my blood.
Speaker 6: These people still messaging me asking me about the voye.
Speaker 5: I'm not, oh Jenna anyway, The moral of that story is,
Speaker 5: don't believe shiit. Mitch Cherry says he doesn't have a
Speaker 5: gym playlist, he wasn't on Survivor.
Speaker 1: It's all rubbish, you know what. Yeah, I agree. Let's
Speaker 1: get out of here, guys. If you want to get
Speaker 1: on the show in any way, we've got many ways
Speaker 1: for you. Now, you can produce Jenna show, you can
Speaker 1: do it? Is It just You? Or Tinder Fizzism.
Speaker 5: That's the one I'm looking forward to because I've got
Speaker 5: some visits of me own.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'll be very exciting. I'm going to be
Speaker 1: a big couple of weeks. We can't wait to see
Speaker 1: you in our ninetieth season, not no nineteth season, our
Speaker 1: ninetieth what would you? Yeah, ninetieth era. It all begins now.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, and we'll see you guys next week.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks for listening. Catch you and babe Is It
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Speaker 5: Welcome to eighty D Brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 5: On the end, we pretend we're done and then we
Speaker 5: keep chatting. Hopefully most people don't hear this part because
Speaker 5: it's Yeah, it's been embarrassing this stuff.
Speaker 4: This garbet, bro gobit feral even.
Speaker 1: Do you mind if I eat this Danish?
Speaker 5: Well I wouldn't, but people always writing complaints about us
Speaker 5: seating on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Look, oh that looks does not look good at all.
Speaker 5: It's blueberries fucking sunk into it all except the blueberries.
Speaker 1: The cafe said, you get a one dollar Danish with
Speaker 1: any bacon egg roll order. So I said, okay, do
Speaker 1: now I have a Danish.
Speaker 4: As well as a bacon egg roll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two hours ago. So this is my Oh, I'll
Speaker 1: have it after for the audience.
Speaker 4: The millions listening.
Speaker 1: How was last night, Mitchell puffed off the back open
Speaker 1: gay clubbing? Did you kiss anyone? Nah? Really no No
Speaker 1: I didn't. Good, No, they meant to No, No, they
Speaker 1: just falling over you.
Speaker 5: Actually, wasn't there long? I usually stay until like god, no,
Speaker 5: it's like the sun's literally rising when I leave usually,
Speaker 5: but I went by like one thirty.
Speaker 4: That's early for me.
Speaker 1: That is very like.
Speaker 4: I've got an award winning podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. The awards won't win themselves. They do,
Speaker 1: they do somehow, We've never accepted one, but we have them.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was literally wiping shit off my brand new four boards.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, I heard about your plumbing issues.
Speaker 1: It's just so bad that the landlord goes you know,
Speaker 1: maybe you just don't flush things down these toilets, that's
Speaker 1: what they Yeah, what do I do with my ship?
Speaker 5: This is going back to the stemless wine glasses, a
Speaker 5: flushless toilet toilets without that.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: All my wheels have fallen off my car.
Speaker 1: Why don't you just drive it anyway?
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe you shouldn't put a lot of weight on
Speaker 4: that car. There's no times my fridge doesn't work.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe just don't put milk in head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just make sure you don't put anything that needs
Speaker 4: to be kept cold in your fridge. It won't do it.
Speaker 1: Literally, fuck it, he said. Maybe put toilet paper in
Speaker 1: the bin.
Speaker 4: Like an Amish boy.
Speaker 5: No, you're gonna have to get like a what are
Speaker 5: those things that those post hole diggers, and you're just
Speaker 5: gonna have to make a long drop in the backyard.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 5: That's I'll add that to the list of things to
Speaker 5: do in the boge Gate episode.
Speaker 4: I'll make you use the long drop near No, it's
Speaker 4: ransom and it's centuries old.
Speaker 1: You'd also hear it fur It's like squeeze it out.
Speaker 5: Haven't you gone one of those dodgy long drops on
Speaker 5: the side of a road, like those half fast rest
Speaker 5: stops on the highway.
Speaker 1: They have once on the way to a moth hit
Speaker 1: me on the buttthole, moth bogong bogone, Is that right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not bogan moths.
Speaker 6: Moths.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can tell you the reason why I know
Speaker 5: that because when I was interviewed on Sunrise so that
Speaker 5: bogan Gate viral video all those years ago, Samantha Armitage
Speaker 5: was saying something about, now we know that the word
Speaker 5: bogan is. You know, it gets thrown around a lot
Speaker 5: these days. You know there's the bogan moth. But what
Speaker 5: if you revealed the actual meaning behind the word, which
Speaker 5: is is an indigenous word. That's what bogan Gate is
Speaker 5: named after, and it's meant to be like something noble,
Speaker 5: not a grut. But all these viewers wrote in being like,
Speaker 5: it's a bogong moth, Sam, It's not called fucking bogan moth.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm a fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: You know what I You know what I did last
Speaker 4: night on the way back from Puffed Of.
Speaker 5: I had a moment because I was listening to the
Speaker 5: new You know, Taylor Swift is releasing all of her.
Speaker 1: Old watched the ten minute video.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to watch a short film, but
Speaker 4: it's really sad. Yeah, those for those who don't know
Speaker 4: the story.
Speaker 5: Basically, she's re recording all of her old albums because
Speaker 5: she wants complete ownership of it, and she's like, I
Speaker 5: don't want some scabby record label owning my music. It'd
Speaker 5: be like if iHeartRadio said to us, yeah, no, we
Speaker 5: own your podcast. So like if we have a left
Speaker 5: eye Heart, They're like, well, we're keeping all the episodes
Speaker 5: and we.
Speaker 4: Just re recorded them. Like if I'm just revoicing them.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do that, how would we do it? I
Speaker 1: couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: But apparently they actually did that.
Speaker 5: When because you know how Kyle and JACKIEO moved from
Speaker 5: Today FM to Kiss Yes TODAYFM, We're like, well, we
Speaker 5: own all of your audio, so you can't use any
Speaker 5: of that voiceover stuff in your opener because you know
Speaker 5: how the Kyl and jackiett opener has like replays of
Speaker 5: them giving away big prizes and Kyle's like, okay, that's fine,
Speaker 5: I'll just rerecord it.
Speaker 4: So we came into kids and.
Speaker 5: Was like, oh my god, you've won one million dollars
Speaker 5: and they just use that. He's like, you own the audio,
Speaker 5: but you don't own my boys. I got to say
Speaker 5: it again, just re recorded everything. But anyway, she's re
Speaker 5: recorded all her old stuff. The new one is the
Speaker 5: latest one to be released.
Speaker 4: Is red.
Speaker 5: I don't necessarily love Taylor's versions of all of them,
Speaker 5: but I was having a moment in the back of
Speaker 5: the car because I forgot this song existed.
Speaker 4: Can you look up?
Speaker 5: Everything is changed by Taylor Swifton and cheering, preferably Taylor's version.
Speaker 1: Can you explain to me? Because I'm not a swiftle
Speaker 1: swift shifted swifty? I thought, so, what you get in
Speaker 1: the backset of a car at a first eight swifty?
Speaker 1: What has she done?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 1: Scooter Braun, her ex manager, owns the Masters.
Speaker 5: I don't know if he's an ex manager. I just
Speaker 5: know that she doesn't want a bar of him for
Speaker 5: various reasons. He bought it, Yeah, he bought the label
Speaker 5: and so he's now, you know, acquired all of her
Speaker 5: original recordings. She still makes money off the old versions
Speaker 5: of the songs, but she just wants to own them.
Speaker 5: And I think part of the reason she was pissed
Speaker 5: off is because she also wasn't consulted. If she knew
Speaker 5: she had the option to buy them herself, she would
Speaker 5: have done that, but he just went ahead and brought it.
Speaker 5: She didn't even know they were for sale, and then
Speaker 5: she's tried reaching out and like negotiating with them, but
Speaker 5: they're just weren't having a bar of it.
Speaker 4: So she's like, fuck it.
Speaker 5: You might own my original recordings, but I wrote the bastards,
Speaker 5: so I'll just re record them all genius.
Speaker 1: So you want Taylor Swift featuring Ed Sheeran. Everything has
Speaker 1: changed Taylor's version from the Vault lyric video.
Speaker 5: Yeah it's a bit messy or the titling a lot
Speaker 5: of brackets, but yeah, that's the one I want.
Speaker 4: I forgot this song existent. It's been in my head
Speaker 4: all day.
Speaker 1: Now this is a yeah, this is a new one.
Speaker 5: You might have recognized it yet, but you will. So
Speaker 5: the one thing I do like is that her voice,
Speaker 5: because she's older now has her voice is a bit
Speaker 5: more velvety.
Speaker 4: It's a bit richer now, so it sounds better.
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 1: She have to get ed back on this to rerecord it.
Speaker 2: Girl, scream eyes and your smile in the back lam
Speaker 2: making me feel you.
Speaker 10: Know it, I just want to know you.
Speaker 1: Bit oh, I know this you. I just want to
Speaker 1: know you, better know you, better know.
Speaker 5: Last night, I just want to know you you, I.
Speaker 4: Just want to know you becomes the chorus bit you know.
Speaker 1: Is the sample and your your life coming.
Speaker 6: I know it's a simple here.
Speaker 4: Everybody has changed.
Speaker 1: Everything has changed, even their voices. What a nice double meaning.
Speaker 4: Since yesterday it's everything.
Speaker 1: Has love Taylor Swift, the effect she's had on people.
Speaker 5: That is the most obvious statement you could have possibly said,
Speaker 5: Like the Sky love Taylor.
Speaker 4: No, but I.
Speaker 1: Couldn't care less about the re release. I think it's cool,
Speaker 1: but I wouldn't. But if the internet is a blaze
Speaker 1: and Hayden is like crying on the out, I'm like, why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wouldn't cry on the couch about it.
Speaker 5: Like some of the some of the re recorded versions
Speaker 5: I think are no good compared to the original, but
Speaker 5: this one.
Speaker 4: I like, yeah, but yeah, it's actually kind of smart,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 5: She's just making all this fucking money off songs that
Speaker 5: she didn't even have to think of.
Speaker 1: She's already done them, and she'ld just fucking go and
Speaker 1: win Grammys for it. She'll win more awards.
Speaker 4: But it's annoying me because she's doing it out of order.
Speaker 5: Like she did Fearless, which was not her first album
Speaker 5: but one of her best. It was like the one
Speaker 5: that kind of burst onto the scene.
Speaker 4: With you know, was her second. What did the Love
Speaker 4: Story all that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was her second and that now she's skipped
Speaker 5: forward to Red. She skipped an album and she's gonna
Speaker 5: have to record all of them right up into Reputation,
Speaker 5: which was twenty seventeen.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, I don't know.
Speaker 5: If she's gonna be able to rerecord that because she
Speaker 5: was real pissed off when she did that album.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was mad. That was the Kanye Taylor st
Speaker 1: Kim Karashian.
Speaker 4: What you made Me do?
Speaker 5: She's not going to be able to channel that anger again.
Speaker 5: She seems really peaceful and just chilling in forests these days.
Speaker 1: She does love a cardigan and a foreign My favorite
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift song and it's controversial, one of my top
Speaker 1: I should say top three is this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so she doesn't have to re record this because
Speaker 5: she already owns this. Oh really everything from Lover onboards
Speaker 5: g this is nice?
Speaker 1: What was the one that got all that hate when
Speaker 1: she was like, spelling is fun?
Speaker 4: That was me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was odd.
Speaker 5: I loved it and I realized that she knew it
Speaker 5: was dagging, That's why she did it. It was kind
Speaker 5: of like a fuck you, I know, this is lame,
Speaker 5: but I'm releasing it anyway. Really like it was so childish,
Speaker 5: but I loved it.
Speaker 4: It felt like a theater production this song.
Speaker 9: It was very The music video was music video was
Speaker 9: good with me give Me a Color Brandon Eerie.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's another way that they've messied the title.
Speaker 5: This song is always Me featuring Brendan Yeary of Panic
Speaker 5: at the Disco. It's like, clearly there's some sort of
Speaker 5: fucking dispute happening there where Panic at the Disco must
Speaker 5: be credited.
Speaker 4: Yeah, a long our sentence to put in the end
Speaker 4: in some brackets.
Speaker 5: It's like the shortest song title ever me Yeah, and
Speaker 5: then a fucking paragraph in brackets from Brandon Yeary Panica
Speaker 5: the Disco too thouther Than a nine rock bin famous
Speaker 5: for hits such as I write things on tragedy brackets.
Speaker 1: That's actually very hard for me as a radio announcer
Speaker 1: because I don't know where to stop. I don't know
Speaker 1: what to say. There's a new song on the playlist
Speaker 1: now right, let me find it, and there are that
Speaker 1: many fucking people on it, but I just give up.
Speaker 1: I only say one the most well known. Here we go,
Speaker 1: so this is better days His Better Days featuring Nekered
Speaker 1: Made mul Apollo g and Alisha.
Speaker 4: Are you probably need to.
Speaker 1: Say that now? And what did Alisha do? Alicia probably
Speaker 1: came up with just not Alicia Keys, just Alicia.
Speaker 4: Just Alisha like thank everyone, may all thank the cleaner.
Speaker 1: Leish thanks, Yeah, that's exactly right. Nicole did get us
Speaker 1: last water when we sang and that helped. How do
Speaker 1: you the credits too much? AnyWho? Do you know? Did
Speaker 1: we tell a story about how the other night when
Speaker 1: we were out four all right, Hay his birthday, we
Speaker 1: got the security guard to listen to our show and
Speaker 1: he did listen to it. Oh that's right.
Speaker 4: We were like, how did that even come up?
Speaker 5: I do remember telling the bouncer to look up our
Speaker 5: podcast and he like, he did it and found it
Speaker 5: on Spotify, and he held the phone with here for
Speaker 5: about three.
Speaker 4: Seconds and goes, yeah, you got the funny and I
Speaker 4: was like, how do you know from no?
Speaker 1: So he goes, you need your idea? You signed in
Speaker 1: and said Mitch. I signed in and said Mitch. He went,
Speaker 1: oh you're both Mitch and I went we're a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches and we laughed and then I went, should
Speaker 1: do a podcast hahahd.
Speaker 4: Check out our award when he podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we went we actually do and he got,
Speaker 1: oh this is funny A and then we're like, didn't listen.
Speaker 1: My sister came by an hour later, as you'll know,
Speaker 1: because she was blind drug and you kissed her. I believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: When you told me, because I don't recall this, when
Speaker 4: you told.
Speaker 5: Me that I fucking kissed your sister, I was like,
Speaker 5: that's very out of character.
Speaker 4: Why would do that? And then I realized that you
Speaker 4: took a photo and I was like, oh, I did
Speaker 4: it for content. That makes sense. That's the only reason
Speaker 4: I would have done it.
Speaker 1: AD and she was a cop, meself, I was police force.
Speaker 1: ADS gifted gifted this female cop to kids. And I
Speaker 1: went out to get my sister an hour later and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, it's so good. Eight and an
Speaker 1: hour later because he showed me his phone and android.
Speaker 1: It was disgusting. Yeah, but our heads were there. It
Speaker 1: was very sweet.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't his mind have been more on the job.
Speaker 5: There could have been several King hits during that time,
Speaker 5: and he's just fits himself a Jennef duck.
Speaker 4: It's a good segment.
Speaker 1: That's a great segment. It's a great segment. But isn't
Speaker 1: that funny? That's such that's old school marketing. That's one
Speaker 1: new organic listener we've got from death from word of mouth.
Speaker 4: I love a bit of word of mouth. I reckon.
Speaker 5: I've tripled my massage therapist, Leone's client base by just saying,
Speaker 5: had a massage today.
Speaker 4: It was great. Who was with a Leoni sent them
Speaker 4: a link? All my friends go to the one house?
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, and word of mouth is very undervalued. Yeah, powerful,
Speaker 1: especially if someone you respect tells you something that you
Speaker 1: want or need.
Speaker 4: So tell a friend about this podcast today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually love that if you can tell friend. Also, guys,
Speaker 1: don't forget you can leave us a review. It actually
Speaker 1: keeps us going on the cloud. It's very appreciated.
Speaker 4: It'd be pretty hard to forget.
Speaker 5: We've fucking told them a million times no, and yet
Speaker 5: there's some that just haven't done it yet.
Speaker 1: You know, I was teeing up. I've got an interview
Speaker 1: with Jess Malboy for my radio show. Actually, yeah, we
Speaker 1: have one for the podcast too. Oh my gosh, she's
Speaker 1: on the podcast too. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So in the next couple of weeks are we doing
Speaker 5: that in the same day your radio as well as that.
Speaker 5: I'm straight after Oh okay, yeah, we're just seeing I'll
Speaker 5: be there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I told you. I locked that into.
Speaker 1: Jess Malboy coming up for her new song. But the
Speaker 1: label messes me like, oh, I ma, you ever get
Speaker 1: to push Jess's new song Glow. They can stream it
Speaker 1: anywhere or buy it for one ninety nine on iTunes.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think that's how it works these days.
Speaker 5: That used to be such a thing. It was like
Speaker 5: a catchphrase in twenty twelve. Buy out Papa iTunes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, have you heard a new Jess Mailboy?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: They sent me an advanced version of the label and
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, here we go.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to be polite, but no, it's good.
Speaker 1: Welcome to my future reality a rum.
Speaker 8: Play the.
Speaker 1: Chorus with my head all day, the little whisper in
Speaker 1: the background, forget it.
Speaker 5: You want me to check we're allowed to play this
Speaker 5: with copyright because we're critiquing it.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we're talking to her. Yeah, this is training.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: You will just be nu. Let me. Just's very good.
Speaker 1: I really like that little dumb, forget it. My favorite
Speaker 1: part let's meet a party, when someone goes, hi, I'm David,
Speaker 1: they do forget it?
Speaker 5: I think My favorite jests one because you know I
Speaker 5: love a belt and an email ballam. My favorite is
Speaker 5: little Things. Oh that's a good I love the last
Speaker 5: chorus when she goes a bit manic.
Speaker 1: The game about the wide things, go.
Speaker 4: To the last chorus and what maybe this is it? No,
Speaker 4: it's not, give it further, you don't get here. Eventually
Speaker 4: goes at manneic.
Speaker 1: Little thinking of and why didn't he put me through?
Speaker 1: Why didn't I get a touchdown?
Speaker 4: Kidding me.
Speaker 1: A kid?
Speaker 4: Imagine coming home to the vat yelling at you, Yeah,
Speaker 4: God did the din't even make me?
Speaker 1: Now? The best?
Speaker 5: Just now?
Speaker 1: My song of all time?
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait for a little.
Speaker 4: I know the song, but that's not her best one.
Speaker 1: It's very brittany.
Speaker 8: Wait for the.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 4: I'm damn that's the other good song of hers. It's
Speaker 4: like that one that everyone knows.
Speaker 1: Ah Jess has burn burn Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: Jannet's favorite. She loves burning.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, sorry, that was a real gamble, guys.
Speaker 1: It was just burn the hook.
Speaker 5: I couldn't picked that next thing, it'll be early golding
Speaker 5: and they gotta let it by and bye and bye.
Speaker 1: This is Burn Hook Burn, And.
Speaker 4: How are you type in the artist name as well?
Speaker 4: That's how the system works.
Speaker 1: Oh this is God, this is Brittany. He sounds like toxic.
Speaker 1: Away Lie Lie, Lie on the streets.
Speaker 4: Maybe this isn't the best one now the hook is.
Speaker 1: Believe on some radio trivia when we when we have
Speaker 1: in Sydney or in Australia, really bad bush fires, we
Speaker 1: have to remove somethings like this from the playlist. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: yeah you do.
Speaker 5: And if there's a flood you have to remove things
Speaker 5: like I don't know it's raining men.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's a bit insensitive, you know.
Speaker 6: On WS they don't remove it. So during the bush fires,
Speaker 6: every day they played we didn't start the fire.
Speaker 1: Oh dear you guys also still play Michael Jackson at
Speaker 1: the height of that, Yeah you still.
Speaker 6: But not during Jones and Amanda because they won't let.
Speaker 1: Oh good yeh see Amanda is progressive and during.
Speaker 4: COVID Kiss definitely had to put a bit of pause on.
Speaker 5: Then anyone out there that's getting harder and harder, go on,
Speaker 5: go on leave Me Breathless.
Speaker 4: We flap that a lot? Who the fuck things that?
Speaker 1: Again? Also the course, what's the WSFM song that plays
Speaker 1: when you go off air your backup tape?
Speaker 6: Solid rock rock? Yeah, he played the other day during
Speaker 6: Remembrance Day.
Speaker 4: You know what the rock FM one was? When I
Speaker 4: worked at ninety five five the rock?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 4: In Parks?
Speaker 5: It was try by Pink and their theory was that
Speaker 5: if there's been a long silence, you don't want like
Speaker 5: a big bong song to like give people a fright.
Speaker 5: It's kind of got a gentle build up. But I
Speaker 5: think it's a little bit too quiet because I'm like,
Speaker 5: we're still off air. Oh no, I tries playing for
Speaker 5: twenty seconds played try by Pink coming. See that's even.
Speaker 1: More tense than the silence.
Speaker 5: That's not right because there's no one talking over it
Speaker 5: up to the post if you will, that's not right.
Speaker 6: Well what about turing Remembrance Day? Fifteen seconds passes after
Speaker 6: the do you know that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The bugle the last.
Speaker 6: Post and then play solid rock by going.
Speaker 4: Oh that's quite jarring, isn't it. Yeah, there's no flow
Speaker 4: going on there, no, no get the right one? This
Speaker 4: stuffs like, oh, this is a boomer audience.
Speaker 6: Who are listening. We've got many complaints.
Speaker 4: About what this is coming on during the minute silence.
Speaker 6: We're observing, remember it stay and solid rock comes on.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that is so funny.
Speaker 5: Imagine all the fucking idiots crowded around ws FM being like, yeah,
Speaker 5: we're going to tune into silence, and then they get this.
Speaker 4: I wanted shush one of them to turn aroundy off. Fuckheads.
Speaker 4: There you go there with your silence.
Speaker 5: You could have ten minutes silence if you really want
Speaker 5: to remember, Yes, you control the silence that should be
Speaker 5: on catch fraise?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: You control the silence?
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 1: You control the action.
Speaker 4: Jamber Roue looks so shit.
Speaker 1: Have you never been?
Speaker 6: I know I've never been to Gemuy.
Speaker 1: We went for you twelve celebrations.
Speaker 4: It looks like the most fucking revolting theme.
Speaker 6: Bi ever, jem I always wanted to go to Jambre.
Speaker 5: Imagine how many sgis have been cut up and down
Speaker 5: those water slides.
Speaker 4: Oh, the eyes.
Speaker 7: Everywhere, those cut things that go around cars, carts, the toboggan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, something where you're not in swimming costume.
Speaker 1: No, there is a toboggan there. Yes, they've also got
Speaker 1: boggan again. You toboggan is a toboggo is a metal
Speaker 1: slide where you're in a little thing with a lever.
Speaker 1: The best toboggan in Australia the Big Banana.
Speaker 4: The Big Banana also sucks. I just came back from
Speaker 4: Byron and the Big Prawn is ship just saying.
Speaker 1: You know where I've been that. I don't think anyone
Speaker 1: else has been a big slipy.
Speaker 5: There's a big slippy, Yeah, but you drank the whole thing.
Speaker 5: You're fucking pig gone empty.
Speaker 1: Let me find it.
Speaker 5: There's a big bogan in Ningen, which was quite controversial
Speaker 5: with bogen Gate. Were like, wouldn't we get that landmark
Speaker 5: and ning it's not far from bogen Gate Ningen.
Speaker 10: Ningen n y n g a n careful here the
Speaker 10: big Slurpy what is that again? Not that fucking big No, no,
Speaker 10: it is the Big Slurpy visited or drink it?
Speaker 1: I don't know where the you know.
Speaker 4: What else was going to take you to when we
Speaker 4: went went to Bogenay, which is no longer happened.
Speaker 1: We've gotta go look.
Speaker 4: Up utes in the paddock it's an art exhibition near
Speaker 4: bogen Gate.
Speaker 5: It's literally what it sounds like. It's a bunch of
Speaker 5: utes in a paddock, but they've like done them up.
Speaker 5: They're real cute. Like one's like a veggie might jar.
Speaker 5: One of the utes has like Dame Edna on a portoloo.
Speaker 4: Oh cool.
Speaker 5: It's like an emy looking one. See look at this
Speaker 5: google in the padan.
Speaker 4: One of them's a beer bottle something like that.
Speaker 1: In the States.
Speaker 4: Fuck off, it's not as good as utes in the
Speaker 4: paddic in uther in USA. Yeah, that's the suburb. If
Speaker 4: you will near kondivele bogen Gate.
Speaker 1: Uther good to know.
Speaker 6: Ye, Well, I wish we were going.
Speaker 4: You won't invite. It's this Mitch.
Speaker 1: You've got to fill in show to focus.
Speaker 4: No, I think in Jenna. It would be easy for
Speaker 4: Jenna to come because she'll be in Dubbo probably.
Speaker 1: I think we can go. Guys, between you and me,
Speaker 1: I don't think LA is a good move. Hayden's very
Speaker 1: upset because he was very excited. But I've got too
Speaker 1: much to do.
Speaker 4: Has he thought about doing things without you before?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we both have. We never have time off together,
Speaker 1: so a holiday together is what we want to do well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not like you're never going to have another
Speaker 4: holiday together.
Speaker 1: No, I know, but we yes, I know we will anyway.
Speaker 4: I feel like.
Speaker 5: If I was in a relationship, god, I reckon, I'd
Speaker 5: value that fucking alone time a lot.
Speaker 1: I've said this before, and it's getting worse. I value
Speaker 1: my alone time so much because I wake up, Hayden's
Speaker 1: working from home, so I can't have my coffee.
Speaker 4: Alone, and he can't shit, so it's very cramped.
Speaker 1: And very cramped as am I. And then by the
Speaker 1: time I leave for work at three o'clock in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: Hayden is still there working. So I then go to
Speaker 1: work and work, Hayden has free time in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: I get home, Hayden's still awake at eleven o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: So anytime I'm at home, Hayden is there.
Speaker 5: Oh God, they're going to use this audio in court
Speaker 5: when he eventually murders Hayden.
Speaker 1: He's always there and I love it. And there's no
Speaker 1: knives in the house.
Speaker 4: I've got no shovels in the backyard, none, I.
Speaker 6: Don't own one.
Speaker 1: I'll bury him in sewerage, put him in the pit
Speaker 1: like your little dog John.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're also going to do that. I was going
Speaker 4: to take him with the ship pit that my dog
Speaker 4: drowned him.
Speaker 1: I was going to christen it with sage.
Speaker 4: Christen it.
Speaker 5: Make a memorial for John, right, Okay, he already has one.
Speaker 5: Dad made a cross, really yeah, but I'll paint it,
Speaker 5: make it.
Speaker 4: You don't need to.
Speaker 5: Dad already welded rip Johnny into it because it's it's steel.
Speaker 1: Imagine when they sell that house and they go and
Speaker 1: here's the ship pit that you know doesn't need much maintenance,
Speaker 1: and they think a child has fallen into it because Johnny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, know that that cross isn't next to the sewerage.
Speaker 4: There's that dick tank.
Speaker 5: It's we've've basically got a fucking cemetery in our house.
Speaker 5: It's a bunch of dead pets buried there. My guinea pig, Rustle,
Speaker 5: band It, Cuzy, lot of dogs that are died.
Speaker 1: You really flip flop between human names and fun names.
Speaker 5: I know, we've got fucking We've got like a bandit
Speaker 5: and then we've got Julie.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 4: But I'm the one that's going to have to deal
Speaker 4: with selling the farm eventually. Once mom and Dad carget.
Speaker 1: You'll sell it or you'll quit all of your media
Speaker 1: gigs and move to bogan Gate. Absolutely not. You could
Speaker 1: do the show from bogen Gate.
Speaker 5: We should Actually maybe I'll maybe I'll lease the land,
Speaker 5: but I'll keep the house and I can just get
Speaker 5: fucked up every few weekends there to take friends out.
Speaker 5: I've got a place in the country you could do.
Speaker 5: We can burnouts and Hayden I get married on the
Speaker 5: property if you want. Underneath the pine trees, mind the
Speaker 5: pine cones, it's falling down.
Speaker 1: We'll have to put it in the dress so the
Speaker 1: locals think it's a woman. You've taken off quickly in
Speaker 1: the barn, and.
Speaker 4: I'll be the best man.
Speaker 1: Please, Can I tell you n you've died at this point,
Speaker 1: I will still be there in spirit. I've got to
Speaker 1: con undermis is getting married the one that you kissed.
Speaker 4: Yep, and now she God, I didn't realize she was cheating.
Speaker 4: She's tasted you.
Speaker 1: No, she's getting married to her straight husband and they're
Speaker 1: getting married in January. Anyway, I think he feels pressured
Speaker 1: to have asked me to be in his groom's party
Speaker 1: because he has. And now I'm in with his best man.
Speaker 1: I've only known him for a year and a half,
Speaker 1: but I'm much rather. Becky's like, we won't you involved
Speaker 1: in the wedding at a higher capacity than just a guest.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, then put me in your group in
Speaker 1: your bridal party. And she's like, oh, tradition, it's got
Speaker 1: to be girls.
Speaker 4: I'm like, gender Rolves does it?
Speaker 1: I know right. I'm like, no, so now I'm with
Speaker 1: all the straight boys. She had her Hen's party on
Speaker 1: the weekend. Looks so much fun, Hail Stripper, Dick Straw's
Speaker 1: cake pink. I'm like, that is where I want to be.
Speaker 1: But no, I've got to go to the City Tattersall's
Speaker 1: boys showers and then go watch a fucking greyhound race
Speaker 1: or something. I know I completely agree, but how did
Speaker 1: I voice that?
Speaker 4: Why did the Yeah?
Speaker 5: He definitely it was a pity invite being part of
Speaker 5: the bridal party and them saying we want you involved
Speaker 5: in a higher capacity.
Speaker 4: You should have said, no, weddings are better when I
Speaker 4: don't have a job at it.
Speaker 5: No. I did so much at my sister's wedding. I
Speaker 5: was emsy and I did all the photography.
Speaker 1: I am also emc Yeah, that's enough. That's a pretty
Speaker 1: big gathidy. Now I'm in the grooms and party, which
Speaker 1: is beautiful and it's such a nice gesture. I'm so touched.
Speaker 1: But I would and I honestly am, but I would
Speaker 1: have rather be involved with the women.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I remember going full woke when Mitchell was like eighteen
Speaker 5: or nineteen, when I said to Mum, can I come
Speaker 5: to Nicole Tenn's party? And she was like, no, it's
Speaker 5: just the girls and I was like, yeah, hence why
Speaker 5: I'm asking not invited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's this girl, Becky. My sister is the
Speaker 1: first to say, when you get married to Hayden, can
Speaker 1: you please put me in your bridal party. I want
Speaker 1: to wear a silver jumpsuit. I go, you don't need
Speaker 1: a gay wedding to wear a silver jet You know
Speaker 1: you can buy one now.
Speaker 4: You can do that anytime Asos.
Speaker 1: They're very cheap and they come in plus sizes. I
Speaker 1: could get a matching one if I needed to. People
Speaker 1: in their idea of gender very very silly.
Speaker 5: What even happens at your gay wedding to your gay partner?
Speaker 5: Do you walk down the aisle together with one meet
Speaker 5: at the end walk do I have to gulf bugger
Speaker 5: you down the aisle. Maybe we should do it on
Speaker 5: a kill and you can toboggan down there a cat.
Speaker 1: Oh my god of flying fox in like Jack when
Speaker 1: did Oprah's Oprah House show?
Speaker 6: Yeah, there was an injury.
Speaker 1: I love that. Well, we've already discussed it. Hayden doesn't
Speaker 1: have a dad that he would want to walk down
Speaker 1: the aisle to give.
Speaker 4: Him away, give him away. So that's also a bit
Speaker 4: of a fuck tradition in itself.
Speaker 1: I don't like one hundre.
Speaker 4: My property is now your property, random man.
Speaker 1: Oh, give you a pint of milk for my woman
Speaker 1: to bear children for you, O boy a goat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, what did you discuss?
Speaker 1: Well, Hayden and Hayden's mother raised him essentially single, so
Speaker 1: she will walk him down the aisle because they have
Speaker 1: such a beautiful relationship and then I'll just I'll just
Speaker 1: stay at the front, I guess.
Speaker 4: So you're already at the front.
Speaker 5: So it's kind of implied that Hayden's the bride and
Speaker 5: you don't need to be given away, no, because there's
Speaker 5: no way your parents would. They're like, no, make no mistake, Hade,
Speaker 5: And it's still out.
Speaker 1: There's a heavy talent the involved with giving me away,
Speaker 1: so it's just cheaper if we just oh.
Speaker 5: You wait, so you see the exorbitant talent fee that
Speaker 5: I'm going to be charging for best man duties?
Speaker 1: Oh really? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Like by the hour shit, or the organizing for your
Speaker 5: hen's party. Yeah, I'm gonna beat your voice by the hour.
Speaker 1: When you know that I hate going out? Can you
Speaker 1: make it end of eight? Yeah?
Speaker 4: It'll be like a fucking high ta or something we do.
Speaker 1: Can you just hire out a sushi train? I love that.
Speaker 4: I was thinking maybe a donut king or something.
Speaker 1: Just be cream near the airport with the machine in
Speaker 1: it and you can watch them.
Speaker 4: But we don't even go. I'll just bring them to
Speaker 4: your plate.
Speaker 5: Oh that's good.
Speaker 1: Let's up. The toilet's a fixed by that point?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Fuck for guests.
Speaker 5: It sounds like this wedding could be sooner rather than later.
Speaker 5: If he's saying that the toilet might not still be fixed.
Speaker 4: Is are we talking a window?
Speaker 1: Well, that's why I want to get to.
Speaker 4: La, so that you can get down on one knee
Speaker 4: and go and knows if you'll ever get up again.
Speaker 1: We've both been to La. What a disgusting place to propose,
Speaker 1: like you do it in Paris or runam or and
Speaker 1: you're not going to do it on the streets of
Speaker 1: l A.
Speaker 6: You could do it at the observatory. It's nicely.
Speaker 1: We do like the observatory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's very nice.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't want to be proposed to in a fancy
Speaker 4: plants like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I would want it to be a bit more cash
Speaker 5: and catch me off guard, like I'm not expecting it,
Speaker 5: like I'm on the toilet or.
Speaker 4: Something, you know, yeah, not my toilet, new New.
Speaker 5: What about you, Jenn Ho, how many times have you
Speaker 5: been proposed to when you're like twelve twelve? Which one
Speaker 5: was your favorite?
Speaker 6: None of them?
Speaker 1: Are you counting the double or twins proposed?
Speaker 6: But no, I've canned them as one.
Speaker 1: Oh that's one.
Speaker 6: That's fair, Yeah, because I didn't get along with one
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 5: You get along with the left from the righter, the
Speaker 5: right one, and none of your arranged married to count No,
Speaker 5: of course not.
Speaker 6: There were six of those.
Speaker 1: Remember when you were sold off for a billy go
Speaker 1: that was shocking, and then the billy got diets. They
Speaker 1: just traded for piece of Yeah, awful.
Speaker 6: Jenna it was horrific and I don't want to talk
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 5: Okay, God the many parts slides of genera. I hope
Speaker 5: that's not what the jennif fling is going to be.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Jenna, that's the secret. So you can't reveal
Speaker 1: it because then you'll if you revealed it, the magic
Speaker 1: may disappear. So when you die next it might be
Speaker 1: for real. I'm just saying, Yeah, you are a cat.
Speaker 4: You've had more than nine lives, so you do for
Speaker 4: it to be your laugh.
Speaker 1: That'd be sad and you probably wouldn't know, so you're
Speaker 1: just not wake up like the rest of us normal death.
Speaker 4: No, she'll come back as a fucking lady Beadle or something.
Speaker 4: Just be really annoying.
Speaker 6: Annoying, I like lady.
Speaker 5: I used to catch them, put them in jars and
Speaker 5: they'll be like, why are they dead? No, Eclidian Supply
Speaker 5: they were air tight jars.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that you used to get from Kmar
Speaker 1: those grain things. It was green and then it had
Speaker 1: it looked like a pineapple. It was like a container
Speaker 1: that it had a neck and then like a funnel
Speaker 1: at the top and you'd catch the bugs that would
Speaker 1: fall in and they'd be trapped. But a bug catcher. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Mitcha, I'm gonna get photo. I used
Speaker 1: to have them and just have all these dead crickets
Speaker 1: in my house.
Speaker 4: I didn't. We didn't have a kmar so I never
Speaker 4: got that.
Speaker 5: My bug catch me running around with a net country
Speaker 5: Remember those Oh they're not very spacious.
Speaker 4: Their cricket hasn't got much room.
Speaker 6: The ones that's in there, they just died.
Speaker 1: I think they would. It's pretty awful.
Speaker 5: But I wasn't catching Lady Beatles to try and murder them.
Speaker 5: I was and suffocate them. I wanted them to be
Speaker 5: my pets. And then I'm like, what do they keep doing?
Speaker 1: You know, hurting animals is the first sign you're a
Speaker 1: serial killer.
Speaker 6: Jenna, I'd rather hurt a human.
Speaker 1: Don't you want that?
Speaker 4: On that that's probably the first sign that she's a
Speaker 4: serial killer.
Speaker 1: I think that exceeds the animal part, Jenny. Jenna and
Speaker 1: I listened to the same true crime podcast case we
Speaker 1: Bond Severe Murder.
Speaker 6: I listened to the one that you suggested, Robert Wan. Yes,
Speaker 6: good ones. It's a very good one. Not a good case,
Speaker 6: really awful.
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm really missing something with true crime
Speaker 5: podcasts because I don't get them. I find them really
Speaker 5: hard to keep up with. And there's some there's been
Speaker 5: a bunch of people that have said to us when
Speaker 5: I'm not listening to true crime and listening to either,
Speaker 5: it is me and I'm like, well, how the fuck
Speaker 5: could you go from one to the other. They're nothing alike?
Speaker 5: What an eclectic taste?
Speaker 1: I agree, I'd I've had that comparison to I think
Speaker 1: true crime is just nice because you know, it's real nice. None,
Speaker 1: it's not nice.
Speaker 4: True crime is so nice. The case it was brutally murdered,
Speaker 4: Oh that's nice.
Speaker 1: We don't want to repeat of the last couple of weeks. Well,
Speaker 1: in the last couple of weeks, the incident in Melbourne,
Speaker 1: Well true crime Cleo.
Speaker 5: No, they solve that, and we don't want to rep Also,
Speaker 5: I had no idea that any bitch had gone missing,
Speaker 5: and then until that day they're like, everyone, Cleo has
Speaker 5: been found, and I was like who.
Speaker 4: I had not heard of it prior, I genuine did.
Speaker 4: I watched the news. I just wait for everyone else
Speaker 4: to tell me.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was on every social media.
Speaker 4: People are who the Fuck's clear?
Speaker 1: I had people dming me going. Please share. It needs
Speaker 1: to be seen. I think she'll be okay if I
Speaker 1: don't post it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I get messages like that too. It's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I lost my going and my pet lizard into them.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, I don't know. Have my to warmber
Speaker 4: audience base is that engaged? I don't know. I'm gonna
Speaker 4: help find you, lizend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got someone. I'm in Dulwich Hill. You're close
Speaker 1: to me. It's probably a fifteen minute drive to where
Speaker 1: I live.
Speaker 4: Please, I've lost my Schnauzer.
Speaker 1: Please post. I don't think oh that I would do.
Speaker 4: Sydney is a big audience space, but warmba lizards. How
Speaker 4: am I going to help with that?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 1: I said, when did you lose? In two thousand and three?
Speaker 1: I think I think Schnauzer has gone give up? Give up? Right?
Speaker 1: All right? Should we go?
Speaker 4: If you want? We can stay.
Speaker 1: It's ninety we can give them a little extended sure.
Speaker 4: If you want.
Speaker 1: I don't mind, got nothing to do.
Speaker 4: Well, let's just keep going into life aid because I've Yeah,
Speaker 4: can you be a big night?
Speaker 1: I'm very proud of you, mature for powers done. You're
Speaker 1: excited for Adell's album.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when is that again? November nineteen.
Speaker 1: By the time the next episode is out, this will
Speaker 1: be out.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I guess so again. I've already been over there,
Speaker 5: but I'm a bit annoyed that it's called thirty. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I wanted to got something else. Jupid fibbing.
Speaker 1: She is a liar. I found out right that I'm
Speaker 1: doing working for the Aris again this year, and I
Speaker 1: got a call this week and they're like, I mean, sure,
Speaker 1: good to host the backstage of the Arish. Of course,
Speaker 1: I've got televised. It's my dad up on television. Then
Speaker 1: she said, now you've worked with Keith before, right, And
Speaker 1: I was like yeah, like of course, like thinking.
Speaker 4: Oh, Keith holds the boom mic doesn't I've met Keith.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Oh yeah, Keith is the one
Speaker 1: that prints the scripts. Are always hot, is so quick,
Speaker 1: and she me yeah, oh good good, Well Nicole might
Speaker 1: not be coming, but Keith will definitely be here. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh fuck.
Speaker 5: She means urban Keith, and I just said yes, and
Speaker 5: Amy will be there. I might trying to work with
Speaker 5: another white lie. Much like the gym playlist in and
Speaker 5: Out of la Oh yeah, me and Keith yeah, we
Speaker 5: go way back.
Speaker 1: If I don't want to say know that, she goes, Oh,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll hire someone else, you know, I just got
Speaker 1: to just chake it. And I've interviewed Keith. But there's
Speaker 1: going to be so many international stars in the country
Speaker 1: for the arias.
Speaker 4: They're allowed to one't thing, they're.
Speaker 1: Allowed to come now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so when are the Arians?
Speaker 1: Next week? Next Thursday? So this coming Thursday is coming
Speaker 1: first and they're televised Channel Night. I'll be hosting the backstage. Everyone.
Speaker 1: They're doing three crosses to me, and they said, depending
Speaker 1: on how we blow out, you might have between two
Speaker 1: minutes and thirty seconds. You couldn't do a thirty second
Speaker 1: cross a live cross talking interviewing people.
Speaker 4: For thirty seconds.
Speaker 1: And they put a little earwig in your ear. So
Speaker 1: you go, welcome Keith. Urban's so good to have you
Speaker 1: in the country. A love nine rat with Keith.
Speaker 4: Answer question have you got a thirty second time? R
Speaker 4: over there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: His little challenge, how many lives can you tell in
Speaker 4: thirty seconds?
Speaker 1: No? Here we go, So what am I doing?
Speaker 5: Telling as many lives as you can? And we crossed
Speaker 5: out him in cherryback, Say, amage, what's happening.
Speaker 4: So good to be here, guys. I've got Keith Urban Hello.
Speaker 1: Keith, Hey, your love Nine perfect strangers. I've lived in
Speaker 1: Byron for a couple of years and they Nicole really
Speaker 1: encapsulated it well. And Melissa McCarthy I've had on the
Speaker 1: show manage. I think six times I have Melissa. I
Speaker 1: adored her and I love you.
Speaker 5: Do you so?
Speaker 1: I have bond hair as well. I want to know
Speaker 1: how you get the dandrigeat anyway, we talk about that later.
Speaker 1: Your new single Timbermatic has it is my favorite. Oh
Speaker 1: I gotta rap, I gotta wrap Keith. But it's been
Speaker 1: a pleasure having you here. We got a cross back
Speaker 1: to el Elton John.
Speaker 4: That's only four lines. I thought I thought you could do.
Speaker 1: Better than that. You could do better than that. That's tough, Keith.
Speaker 4: I used to do. I used to be a country
Speaker 4: music singer as well.
Speaker 5: Really in my background as being a you know, pub
Speaker 5: muso singing country songs.
Speaker 4: Same humble beginnings Dallen.
Speaker 1: Back when I used to Dour Australia with Channa. No
Speaker 1: you might he's a famous pub singer. Then I was
Speaker 1: shot in the knee so I couldn't do it anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right.
Speaker 5: I was attacked by a kelpie in Gunda. Guy, Oh, away,
Speaker 5: we should drink some ware. I do feel a bit dehydrated.
Speaker 1: You need to drink water because you are hungover.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I have been. I'm a good look travel
Speaker 4: with you. Yeah, I told you I'd literally always have
Speaker 4: it as a habit.
Speaker 5: Now, if I ever forget my water bottle and I'm
Speaker 5: in the car, I feel parched, even if I'm leaving
Speaker 5: the house for ten minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm like, God, I didn't bring a water bottle. Fuck?
Speaker 4: Fuck what am I got to do?
Speaker 1: Nothing worse than thinking you brought your water bottle in
Speaker 1: the cut? Oh he drinks like a toddler, Like he
Speaker 1: doesn't take breaths.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was going through my nose.
Speaker 1: But you know when there wasn't you that time when
Speaker 1: toddlers drink water and they go and they pull it
Speaker 1: and they go like a goat. Yeah, like they're on
Speaker 1: the Poseidon adventure and just emerged from an air pocket.
Speaker 1: You know, when you get the car and you go
Speaker 1: side an adventure. That odd reference. I love that film, Like,
Speaker 1: of all the.
Speaker 5: Boat thinking movies, why wouldn't you go Titanic? Beside an adventure.
Speaker 1: Because because you're dying side adventure, you escape the ship's
Speaker 1: I think plenty of people died. It's not real as well.
Speaker 1: It's fair in the film. I remember someone knowing many died. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that the fat lady lady perish, Yeah, because the boat
Speaker 1: was upside down. If you haven't seen, it's great movie.
Speaker 1: It's knocked over by a tidal wave and they have
Speaker 1: to escape, but everything is upside down because the ship
Speaker 1: is reversed and they've got little air pockets. So anyway,
Speaker 1: someone's hanging from the chandelier and Whatnot's very great. But
Speaker 1: this fat lady, because she's an opre singer, they go, oh,
Speaker 1: she can hold a breast. She's got to sum under
Speaker 1: the water. She doesn't make it.
Speaker 5: She does.
Speaker 1: Nothing.
Speaker 5: Wash.
Speaker 1: You can get in your car and you go, oh,
Speaker 1: I didn't remember a water bottle. Oh there's some in
Speaker 1: this bottle and you drink it and it's hot.
Speaker 5: I would never do that. I'm too on top of
Speaker 5: my water bottle situation to ever let that happen.
Speaker 1: But you've been there, right, you know the feeling? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: do you remember the craze that's come back to me?
Speaker 1: My Mum went crazy about it.
Speaker 4: You don't get cancer if you drink water that's been
Speaker 4: in a hot bottle. It was like two thousand and
Speaker 4: they thought that the plastic so big.
Speaker 1: It's like you need to get the bottles with the
Speaker 1: number nine with a little bracket around it on the bottom,
Speaker 1: and that's BPA three.
Speaker 4: I used to hate that.
Speaker 5: I'd be like, Mum, can I get a frozen cake? No,
Speaker 5: there's water in the car. Yeah, But now I'm that bitch.
Speaker 4: I've always got water in the car.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 1: Hayden always goes You're like, can I get a fountain drink?
Speaker 1: Always wants a fountain drink? What like a coke from
Speaker 1: a fountain, like a big at a fast food store,
Speaker 1: because they it's from a syrup.
Speaker 5: It's different so rather than cracking open a tinny it
Speaker 5: comes from like a can thing. Have a fountain drink?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's I'm very Americ, very much.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't call it a fountain. And this is coming
Speaker 5: from a highly qualified and experienced drink drat McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Not a fountain. It's more of a spout.
Speaker 1: But isn't.
Speaker 6: Fountain drinks?
Speaker 1: I think that's the term that's fucked three American Generous
Speaker 1: right for the first time this episode.
Speaker 5: So I've had to be the one back out the
Speaker 5: back of magas connecting the coke syrup to the hose,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I hate to think what this process
Speaker 5: is like. Imagine tasting the coke concentrate that they plug in,
Speaker 5: because then it mixes with the water and that's what comes.
Speaker 1: Out of the fountain drink I have because when tasted it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because soda stream you had the colla. It's pepsi actually,
Speaker 1: so I do, lie. I have had pepsi syrup and
Speaker 1: as a kid, I tried it and it's horrific.
Speaker 4: I didn't know if bloody soda streams could do that.
Speaker 4: I'm just hooked on water.
Speaker 1: But they've got the collaboration.
Speaker 4: I can feel my voice going after Big Night and
Speaker 4: we should go.
Speaker 1: I've got a Danish year that's crisping under the air.
Speaker 1: Con Episode ninety was a hit and a hoot in
Speaker 1: the holler and it was so good to finally Oh god, no,
Speaker 1: I completely forgot that. I had to activated that again.
Speaker 1: It's Adele, Congratulations on hitting ninety episodes the same week
Speaker 1: that I released my new album. What are the odds babes.
Speaker 1: What are the odds? Adele? She says very slim? She is,
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, a bit like her.
Speaker 4: She know all about being very slim.
Speaker 1: She would you fuckings copied me? Is she talking?
Speaker 4: How do you figure that? Bitch o?
Speaker 1: Instagram Live first, Oh, Insta before her she can say
Speaker 1: the F word, so that's fine anyway. Instagram Live. See
Speaker 1: you Sunday night. Everyone.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you feel at least three
Speaker 4: percent better today.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 4: Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: Love you sold rock?
Speaker 4: There we go, Yeah, catch up.
Speaker 1: I can't hold on do the fish three percent? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I tried to do that solid rock, but maybe.
Speaker 4: You should have the wrong solid roll rock. Is that
Speaker 4: going to be our clothing music this week? Or what
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