WEBVTT - #90: Pop Song Thesaurus 0:00:01.240 --> 0:00:03.160 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:06.920 Television legend Carrie Anne Kenney fell several meters from a 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:09.320 trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:14.000 She did sell the things that make more sense than 0:00:14.120 --> 0:00:20.040 others bring Pikes, nurseries, mercury, pikes, p y k e 0:00:20.480 --> 0:00:27.960 s Hey, why I Hey, as in kill hey, why okay? 0:00:28.520 --> 0:00:32.400 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:34.360 Why is your life so expensive? 0:00:34.560 --> 0:00:40.320 I'm not even having a good chimes just by a 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:42.280 couple of mitches. What about me? 0:00:42.880 --> 0:00:43.880 Don't forget. 0:00:45.479 --> 0:00:50.479 Now he is Mitch uli and or nineteen ninety. 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:54.120 Here we go, Hello Mitchell to ninety nearly there for 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:54.680 one hundred. 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:57.360 I know I can feel it coming. It's learning over us. 0:00:57.400 --> 0:00:58.639 I didn't want to make too much of a big 0:00:58.680 --> 0:01:00.960 deal for episode nine because I think we should have 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.400 something special for the hundreds. 0:01:02.400 --> 0:01:03.800 You know, oh when we will, don't you. 0:01:04.040 --> 0:01:06.399 I do have a bit of a fun nineties music 0:01:06.440 --> 0:01:08.200 themed game coming up, though, we do. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.640 I'm pretty excited for that. It's going to be very groovy. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.520 This is new to me. I'm very excited for it too. You, 0:01:13.600 --> 0:01:15.760 on the other hand, Mitchell, goodness me, it mustn't have 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:17.080 been excited to come in this morning. 0:01:18.200 --> 0:01:21.119 Yeah, I'm a bit hungover. Puffed Off reopened in Sydney 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.959 and it was magical. I had to be there, even 0:01:23.000 --> 0:01:24.640 though I knew I had a podcast to record the 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:25.039 next day. 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:28.040 Mitchell entered the building today with his sonnies On. It 0:01:28.080 --> 0:01:31.280 looked like Meryl Streep at the met gala. You poor thing. 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:32.880 You look good though, you just are a bit slow. 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:33.560 Thank you. 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.000 Yeah, Pride Keeper Jenny, she's here as usual. You're going 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:37.479 to do a lot of the talking today, Darling. 0:01:38.920 --> 0:01:41.959 Okay, and you're looking very sprightly though. You're looking very refreshed. 0:01:41.959 --> 0:01:43.640 Thank you so much, and go out. Last night, No 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:46.600 I did, did you know? Because I was at home 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.880 because our plumbing exploded in the brand new house. 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:50.600 Oh the ship house. I told you not to move in. 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.520 I did tell you last week. Don't go there. It 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:53.240 sounds awful. 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.040 Haven't eaten corn in twelve years yet there's a piece 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:57.040 of corn in the hallway. That's all I will say 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.680 on that. It's honestly a very shitty situation. I don't 0:01:59.680 --> 0:02:00.000 want to talk. 0:02:00.520 --> 0:02:02.800 Can I tell you one thing I am excited about though? 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:03.720 Yeah? 0:02:03.880 --> 0:02:07.400 Oh my housemate came home the other day, and it'd 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.120 been listening to your radio show in. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:11.800 The car, my watering night show. 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.680 Yeah, and he goes, Oh, I heard Mitchell say something 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.720 on KIDSFM that I thought you'd get a kick out of. 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:19.000 So I got Jennet to track down the audio. I 0:02:19.040 --> 0:02:20.640 gave her the time code. Did you listen to the 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:21.360 audio yet? No? 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:21.880 I didn't. 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:24.119 Oh, this is fabulous. 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:26.840 It's very much like remember that time you told Louve 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.320 that you were in and out of LA to try 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:30.120 and stand impressive. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.600 This is another in and out of LA level of lies. 0:02:32.760 --> 0:02:34.400 Oh, I can't listen to myself. 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.400 You had a guest on and you told the most 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:37.600 unbelievable of lies. 0:02:38.320 --> 0:02:40.280 Even in and out of LA is more believable than 0:02:40.320 --> 0:02:41.040 this ringing. 0:02:41.520 --> 0:02:43.520 So the audio is over there. Let's take a listen 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:44.799 to what Mitch said on ERE the other night. 0:02:44.840 --> 0:02:47.000 All right, here we go. So the last release would 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.919 have been throw away my number, Okay, yeah, I remember that, 0:02:49.960 --> 0:02:51.440 and then before that it was one in a million 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:54.120 and take Oh, take Cover. I still listen to take Cover. 0:02:54.760 --> 0:02:56.280 It's in my gym palast so I don't get to 0:02:56.280 --> 0:02:59.120 listen to it a lot. Then lockdown happened. We couldn't 0:02:59.120 --> 0:03:01.120 go to the gym, so I stopped listen. It's not 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:02.680 only the playlist, but I went back to the gym 0:03:02.720 --> 0:03:03.840 for the first time and it was in there, and 0:03:03.880 --> 0:03:05.360 I'm like, oh, this song is slaps. 0:03:05.440 --> 0:03:13.440 Yeah, your gym playlist, huh, it doesn't exist. And it 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.440 just kept snowballing the light A. You don't have a 0:03:16.480 --> 0:03:18.760 gym playlist. And when you were like, I finally went 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:19.440 back to the gym. 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.400 After lockdown, rubbish? When did you go back to the gym? 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:23.600 I don't even have a membership. 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:25.760 The last time you went to the gym, I just. 0:03:25.720 --> 0:03:27.800 Moved away from the Anytime Fitness twelve months ago. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.120 Who was this clown that you were lying to? 0:03:31.280 --> 0:03:33.560 Jordi Island But he didn't believe it either. Listening back 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:35.520 to that, he was like, yeah, yeah, he just. 0:03:35.480 --> 0:03:36.960 Looked at you up and down and went and sure 0:03:37.080 --> 0:03:37.840 be it just looked. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:39.880 At both man boobs and went, okay, let's move on. 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.880 Yeah, I love your song within my gym playlist. Oh 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:44.720 see what I mean? Even in and out of la 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:46.200 is more believable than that is. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.200 I talked to so many people you just have to 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:49.040 schmooz them, you know. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.160 Sometimes when you interview guests. After guess, you run out 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.560 of truth to tell. You just have to start bullshitting 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:55.000 your way through. 0:03:55.040 --> 0:03:57.080 Make shit up. No, because his song is upbeat. So 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:58.960 if I did have a gym playlist, it would be 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:00.280 in it song. 0:04:00.320 --> 0:04:00.960 I'll be the judge. 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.760 I'll see if it's good for a gym playlist. I've 0:04:03.800 --> 0:04:05.560 got a new pete now I need something to put me. 0:04:05.600 --> 0:04:07.920 Oh yeah you do. So this is Jordi Island, local 0:04:07.960 --> 0:04:10.720 Aussie boy throw away my numbers. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:17.760 Nah, let me skip hold on. Yeah, it's just a female. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:21.920 Now that's one of his friends. I think. Ah, here's 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:25.800 the djail ready on the treadmill, water bottle in hand, 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:28.840 sweattowel on Michelle, do you know up the incline? 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:33.960 Yeah, it's good. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:36.359 It's more of a skipping in a meadow kind of 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.320 song than jin song. 0:04:37.440 --> 0:04:39.160 To me, I'd skip in a meadow to that. 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:41.120 My heart rates up twenty four to seven. So I've 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:43.240 listen to that. Whenever. We love you Jordy Island on 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:44.919 the show. You're welcome anytime anyway. If it as your 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:47.080 first time listening, welcome to Is it just me? We 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:49.839 do a show every week and we start the show 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.960 with an I gym. Each Mitch brings one, I bring 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.760 one in something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:56.240 That the core of the show. 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:57.599 We don't tell each other what our is. It just 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:58.800 me it's going to be No. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.200 Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know mitches Jenner, just 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:03.120 as we know what time it is. No, So we 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:06.120 all go in blind. Do you want to? I think 0:05:06.120 --> 0:05:07.919 we do this every week, But have I gone first 0:05:08.000 --> 0:05:08.560 every couple? 0:05:08.760 --> 0:05:10.200 I don't know. I can go first if you want. 0:05:10.480 --> 0:05:11.440 You can never think of Darling. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:14.880 Okay, you go in first of the show formicide nine day. 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.599 It's gonna be a big lad. Is it just me? 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:24.200 Do you never forget to drink water? 0:05:25.040 --> 0:05:26.040 Do you never forget? 0:05:26.279 --> 0:05:27.200 I just feel like that's. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:28.839 Such a thing where people are like, oh, it's my 0:05:28.960 --> 0:05:31.320 goal to start drinking more water in a day, like 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:34.440 New Year's resolution or even just like a new health goal. 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:35.160 To drink more water. 0:05:35.240 --> 0:05:37.240 And I'm like, I've never had to remind myself to 0:05:37.279 --> 0:05:39.080 do that. Yeah, I'm always drinking water. 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:40.680 Really, you're always drinking yeah. 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:42.680 And the reason I bring this up is because I 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:45.200 went to office works the other day. I wanted to 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:47.960 buy myself and you to do list, okay, just because 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:49.880 I love that thrill of being able to cross some 0:05:49.880 --> 0:05:51.400 shit off when I've actually done a task. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.200 You don't use your phone. You like to write it down. 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:56.919 I've got the phone calendar, but for day to day stuff, 0:05:57.320 --> 0:05:58.640 I just put it on a to do list that 0:05:58.680 --> 0:05:59.960 I write down. 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.720 And there are no plane to do lists that Office Works. 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.080 I just wanted one with to do written up the 0:06:05.080 --> 0:06:07.520 top and a bunch of line for list. Yeah, but no, 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:08.560 they're all fucking wanky. 0:06:08.600 --> 0:06:08.720 Now. 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:11.440 They've got things like there's a bunch of faces you 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:14.680 circle which mood you have today, and then there's like 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:17.480 oh my goals today at breakfast, lunch, dinner, And I'm like, 0:06:17.560 --> 0:06:19.360 I just want some lines to put me to do list. 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:22.240 And every single one of them, every single to do 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.679 list I found it, Office Works had down the bottom 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:26.680 you tick how many glasses of water You've had to 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:27.640 remind yourself And I'm like. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.040 I never needed reminding. I just drink water because it's 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:30.680 a necessity. 0:06:30.800 --> 0:06:32.680 Yeah, where did the new fad for water? I remember 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:33.960 my mum called them the other day and I went, oh, 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:36.800 this great app it's called water, and I go would 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.320 app to remind you drink water and it gives you 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.360 a notification. He goes have another glass. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:46.719 Michelle, who drinks glasses of water? Like, wouldn't most people prink? 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.520 I haven't had a glass of water. I have glasses 0:06:49.520 --> 0:06:51.120 of water at restaurants, but you never do it at home. 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:52.040 I drink out of a bottle. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:54.200 Now, if I'm at home, I'll I'll do the glass. 0:06:54.240 --> 0:06:56.080 But if I'm out in about, I take the water bottle. 0:06:56.080 --> 0:06:58.440 But yeah, when I'm at home, I've always got there's 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.839 always ice in there, you know. I love an ice 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.680 cool beverage. As soon as it runs out, I top 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:05.560 it up again. I'm pissing non stop, mind you. But 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:07.960 I don't need reminding. I'm just I don't know, it's weird. 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:09.479 I'd just like to always be sipping on something. And 0:07:09.480 --> 0:07:10.920 if it's not wine, it's got to be water. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.320 Yeah, And let me tell you, I don't need an 0:07:13.360 --> 0:07:15.760 app or a to do list. If my piss is 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:17.560 as yellow as the sun, I. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:18.200 Need some water. 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.840 And that is science. 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.480 And you're remind us exactly. You feel like a real 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:23.760 winner when your piss is clear. 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:26.040 Right, Oh my god, I want I don't want it 0:07:26.040 --> 0:07:29.000 to end a mesmerize. I could drink this. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:31.760 Have you ever thought that if I were bear grills 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:33.400 and a push came to show, I'd drink. 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:34.000 This to survive. 0:07:34.680 --> 0:07:38.200 If someone offer me ten bucks, I'd do it ten Yeah. 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:43.040 What about those apps that remind you to stand up? Oh? 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.600 My Apple Watch does it all the time. 0:07:45.760 --> 0:07:47.000 What is I supposed to achieve? 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:48.480 I don't know, but. 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:52.400 Circular stand up goal? You have to stand up twelve times? 0:07:52.600 --> 0:07:54.520 You know what's your stand up goal currently? Because mine 0:07:54.560 --> 0:07:58.960 is twelve hours of standing. I'm fairly up for twelve hours. 0:07:59.000 --> 0:08:02.280 I fairly awake hours, and so far I've achieved five. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.200 I've achieved six hours. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:05.400 Up you get let's get you it? 0:08:05.440 --> 0:08:05.640 Come on? 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:07.880 Wait? Does it actually measure how long you're standing for? 0:08:08.320 --> 0:08:08.920 And then it goes? 0:08:09.360 --> 0:08:10.600 Can you take the mic with you so I can 0:08:10.600 --> 0:08:10.800 hear you? 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:13.560 So then it goes, But boom, good work. Really you 0:08:13.560 --> 0:08:14.280 stood up? Yeah? 0:08:14.440 --> 0:08:16.640 Like just standing up for a second doesn't count. It 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.000 actually times how long you're up for. 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.360 Yeah, that's fun. 0:08:19.840 --> 0:08:21.480 You know what else it does? And I really like this, 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.800 It says Mitchell. It registers when your heart rate is 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.640 really high, which is twenty four seven for me. So 0:08:26.640 --> 0:08:28.920 I have to turn that feature off, because Mitchell, now 0:08:29.080 --> 0:08:31.280 is a good time to take a moment for mindfulness 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.200 and doing it right now. Mindfulness, you reflect for one minute. Yeah, no, 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.319 I'm not going to say begin no fuck it. N 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:39.439 did you get your notebook in the end. 0:08:40.360 --> 0:08:40.560 No. 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.000 All of the to do lists had the water counting 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:44.480 thing on it, and I'm like, what a dreadful waste 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:44.839 of paper. 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:45.640 I'm not going to write there. 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:47.120 You've got to go to Smingle and get a smelly 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:48.920 rubber while you're there. They've got good to do lists. 0:08:49.080 --> 0:08:49.959 Sniggles still exist. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:52.520 Oh yeah, every time I enter my logal Westfields, I 0:08:52.559 --> 0:08:53.319 can smell it. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.320 I remember I always wanted to Smingle Ship in school, 0:08:56.320 --> 0:08:58.760 but it was like a bit indulgent to pay that 0:08:58.880 --> 0:09:01.720 much for a stupid fucking elastic pencil. All the kids 0:09:01.760 --> 0:09:03.160 have those ones that were really long. 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.400 Oh I got the rubber pencils and the lead didn't 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:08.480 It didn't so hard to write with. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.240 Oh my god, use it, no, use it. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:13.599 Bendy rulers were a great invention because you could just 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:14.520 sort of roll it up and put it. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:16.040 In your backpack and smack people with. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.720 Oh that was the best. Still have one hay and 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:22.320 I've got on the top of yeah, very andy. And 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:24.240 the pencils, you're so right, were so ship. But those 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:26.760 rubbers that smell of the little pigs, they smell a 0:09:26.840 --> 0:09:29.480 vanilla yea, I love them them. 0:09:29.600 --> 0:09:32.360 And also the pencil cases they had like twenty zips. 0:09:32.520 --> 0:09:35.360 Oh yeah, what the undit the whole pencil case and 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:38.040 basically use it as a noose if you wanted to, Like, 0:09:38.080 --> 0:09:42.680 it's ridiculous, like I'm threaded, Like, how impractical. I don't 0:09:42.679 --> 0:09:44.559 know why people thought that was cool. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.080 Why do we go through that? Pa so cool? It 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:48.720 was so impractical? Good point. 0:09:49.320 --> 0:09:52.000 Fux migl, fux migel. Why do you want forty zippers 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.080 on your pencil case? 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:55.400 I reckon, They've just got a kitchen knife now with 0:09:55.440 --> 0:10:00.600 a penholder in it. Pencil case? Kids, all right? 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:01.800 What do you go with your Is it is me 0:10:01.880 --> 0:10:02.839 for the week to Darland. 0:10:02.760 --> 0:10:09.120 And here we go? Is it just me? Do we 0:10:09.320 --> 0:10:11.880 not need to be reminded that a call will be 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:16.000 recorded for quality and training purposes anymore? That is so true. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:18.560 I just know it will be well. I think you 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:19.600 have to actually get consent. 0:10:19.640 --> 0:10:21.680 It's a lot like when we use callers on the 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.280 podcast they're on radio, for example, you have to have 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:26.120 consent for it to go to air, so it's actually 0:10:26.160 --> 0:10:27.800 illegal to record people without their permission. 0:10:27.800 --> 0:10:28.960 So to have to let you know, I know, but 0:10:29.000 --> 0:10:30.240 it's twenty twenty one. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.080 Just I If I'm going to call opt Us to 0:10:33.120 --> 0:10:36.840 complain about my NBN or my corn soaked floorboards, I 0:10:36.920 --> 0:10:39.520 need don't. I need to get there as quickly as possible. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:43.320 I don't need a thirty second waiver on why just 0:10:43.360 --> 0:10:46.240 go This call will be recorded done one second. But 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:47.680 for quality training. 0:10:48.320 --> 0:10:50.880 Why I want to be in a training room at 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:53.480 one point where my call is being plated. 0:10:53.640 --> 0:10:54.920 That's what I'm thinking. 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.520 There's been several times when I've had to call I 0:10:57.559 --> 0:10:59.520 don't know, the internet provider or something, and I've been 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:01.800 fucked up off and I've got unprepared to go full 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:03.920 Karen on them, And I think, if they're recording this 0:11:03.960 --> 0:11:06.040 for quality and training purposes, I'll give them a fucking 0:11:06.120 --> 0:11:08.000 lesson to learn, Like they'll play this to all the 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:10.760 new recruits. Here's how to handle a difficult caller. So 0:11:11.000 --> 0:11:13.520 I really give them hell. I can picture yours just 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.800 for just for educational purposes, of course. 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:18.079 Yes, of course I reckon the Daily Telegraph that day 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:19.840 you canceled your subscription service. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:22.320 They'll be and canceled it. Keep tipping me out of 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:23.120 her You tried. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:24.560 To, you couldn't even do it. But they'll be using 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.040 that audio and they'll go here's an example of a 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.720 furious middle aged woman. Man. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:32.440 Most of the calls that are recorded for quality and 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:35.200 fucking training purposes with me is it's me saying I'm 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:35.680 not ma'am. 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:39.840 I'm very sorry, ma'am. No, no, no, I'm a man Mitchell, Sorry, ma'am. 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:41.959 It happens all the time. 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:48.840 I get. Okay, nowhere is Michelle Jury, I said, mister Mitchell, 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:50.640 she wouldn't she discoverer in silence? 0:11:50.720 --> 0:11:54.240 I really like the online chat features. 0:11:53.840 --> 0:11:57.040 Same. Oh they are they recorded for quality and training 0:11:57.320 --> 0:11:58.679 probably they print them out. 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.120 Well, they email you a script afterwards, and I'm like, 0:12:01.120 --> 0:12:02.840 I'm not going to look back on this, like at 0:12:02.880 --> 0:12:05.960 some precious memory when I was talking to fucking good 0:12:06.000 --> 0:12:07.559 guys in a chat box. 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:10.360 Like I don't need that you're missing fridge? What did 0:12:10.400 --> 0:12:13.200 I say to Gumpa at three oh four? Oh oh, 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:17.280 when's the fridge coming? Great? To know? Is it just me? 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:24.520 Stop acting like bitches and follow a couple of mitches. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:27.559 Now listen up, I have a question for you, dear listener, 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:31.520 what is the worst date you've ever been on? Because 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:34.000 coming soon to this podcast, we're going to be doing 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.120 Tinder fizzes and fairy tales. So you might be like 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.800 Mitchell and be a success story. You've found your loved one, 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.520 it's a fairy tale on Tinder, or we've all had 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:45.240 bad dates. You know, doesn't matter what app you're using, 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.320 dates can be shipped. And so we want to hear 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.280 your biggest date fail and also your date success stories 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:52.960 on the show. And we'll be giving away Tinder Gold 0:12:53.000 --> 0:12:54.920 memberships to all the singles out there that might want 0:12:54.960 --> 0:12:56.600 a bit of luck, and you'll get to chat to us. 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:58.760 Oh yeah, obviously that's the biggest perk. 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:00.000 That's a prize in itself. 0:13:00.160 --> 0:13:02.520 Yep, hit us up on the sourci they can dms, 0:13:02.600 --> 0:13:02.920 right Mitch. 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.679 Yeah, you've actually been on both ends of the spectrums, right, Yeah, 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:06.040 I've been. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.280 Yes, if you've been. 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.000 A Tinder success story with Hayden, you're loving gay boyfriend. Yes, 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.679 you've also had the fizz remember all right, hey, within 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:13.200 here a couple of. 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:15.320 Weeks ago, Oh yeah, talking about how you go sit 0:13:15.440 --> 0:13:18.000 him on Tinder? Yes, you've been both and. 0:13:17.960 --> 0:13:20.280 The bionical man. Remember the man with a full metal 0:13:20.320 --> 0:13:22.880 spine on the balcony and he was called that right. Yeah, 0:13:22.960 --> 0:13:26.439 I've had a couple some female based dates. Anyway, it's 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:27.920 not about me, it's about you. If you've had a 0:13:27.960 --> 0:13:30.720 fairy tale date on Tinder or a fizzer, hit us 0:13:30.760 --> 0:13:32.200 up a couple of mitches on Instagram, We'll get you 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:32.560 on the show. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:33.040 Yeah. 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:34.920 It's also where you can hit us up to get 0:13:34.960 --> 0:13:36.400 on for and is it just you? So Mitch and 0:13:36.440 --> 0:13:38.200 I bringing is it just me? Every week, but we 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:40.680 have handed over the reins to you. Yep. 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:43.120 Every week on the show will be letting you have 0:13:43.240 --> 0:13:45.280 your say. Something's on your mind and you're going about 0:13:45.280 --> 0:13:46.320 your day you think is it just me? 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.600 We want to hear it something you've noticed, something you hate, 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:54.839 or something you appreciate. And this is from Renton. Here 0:13:54.840 --> 0:13:59.119 we go. Renton's on loving the podcast. 0:13:59.240 --> 0:13:59.640 Thanks all. 0:14:00.280 --> 0:14:01.120 Anyway, here's my. 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:03.640 Is it just me? 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:08.880 Or two straight guys spread more custard than girls and gays? 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.839 Interesting, wouldn't know. I don't really speak to them. 0:14:13.040 --> 0:14:15.640 No, I'd be interested to know why he thinks that. 0:14:15.720 --> 0:14:17.360 I really feel like we should do these either just 0:14:17.480 --> 0:14:19.480 use as a call. Sometimes I want them to elaborate. 0:14:19.520 --> 0:14:20.840 I can't get more out of Bloody Rent. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:22.680 We didn't get much out of Rent in there, but 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.920 I tend to agree. Like growing up in a shier school, 0:14:26.160 --> 0:14:28.640 the straight boys, and I was technically the straight boys, 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:31.520 so I was very in the group. I was undercover, 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.440 and they gossip. They love to picture about the girls too. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.960 Oh god, I can just imagine the kind of horrible 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.520 discussions that go on when it's a straight guy to 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.600 straight guy, like you know, bro code. 0:14:43.280 --> 0:14:46.200 Locker room talk with it. You're the biggest gossip I know? 0:14:46.320 --> 0:14:49.520 Is my father really my dad? Oh my god. My 0:14:49.600 --> 0:14:51.120 mom told me when I was very young, she said, 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.920 if you don't want something getting out, don't tell your father. 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:58.840 He's the biggest gossip, wants to know everything everything. Even 0:14:58.840 --> 0:15:01.960 asked me about you and disgusting Sidewalk. What's the other 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:02.360 show you do? 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:06.120 Oh my new podcast trash ash Only I got confused. 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:06.760 He asked about that. 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:10.080 He asked about that, He goes, I'm made, Mitch's doing that, Mitchie? 0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:12.040 What does he call? You get anything? Who he's doing? 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:14.920 Another podcast? Do you have me yours over? Who's the 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:15.440 other boat? 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:17.080 Like you can know that one at a time, you 0:15:17.160 --> 0:15:18.240 can any one podcast. 0:15:18.840 --> 0:15:22.560 Not really no my vibe. Yeah, No, Dad loves a gossip. 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:24.480 Loves he said, it's not his fine, No, the other guy. 0:15:24.520 --> 0:15:25.800 He was just trying to make me feel better. But 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:27.840 I'm like Dad, I'm booked and blessed. Baby, I'm fair 0:15:27.960 --> 0:15:30.400 enough worried about Mitch's other podcasts. It's already been canceled. 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.920